Worcester State University - Oak Leaf Yearbook (Worcester, MA)

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IN REVIEW IN REVIEW IN REVIE Film Committee Presents . . . The last film committee that our graduating class will remember was made up primarily of two looneys named John Pedini and Jim Kennedy. These clowns may never be forgiven for cancelling ‘Fanny Hill’, but some of the epics that they have presented will never be forgotten. In case you have forgotten any of them, we present the following list of titles and synopses to refresh your memory: RUNNING Michael Douglas and Susan Anspach star in this thriller about a nose during cold season. Ed and Lor- raine Warren did investiga- tive work on the real life case upon which this film is based. The Warrens claim that the nose was possessed by demonic phlegm. Dog: Larry Lin- ville. The Nose: Angelo Scola. METEOR department An asteroid is plummet- ing to earth and only a theatrical production by David Seiffer can stop it. Barbara Walters: Ann Marie Shea. Camera Man: Paul Davis. Advanced Camera Man: Bill Byers. THE AMITYVILLE WHO RE The story of a long Island hooker. LIFE OF PAUL Christian and Jewish administrators are up in arms over this parody of a man everyone mistakes for the director of student ac- tivities when he is really just a simple building di- rector. Paul: Broderick Crawford. Ted the shoelace designer: McLean Steven- son. Also stars Ken Schoen (“Jaws”) and Jan Wallach (“Breaking Away”) OLIVER’S STORY — Docu-drama Biography of Laurel and Hardy. In this first episode, the boys get off to a rocky start when a psychotic di- rector accidently teams Stan with the Three Stooges. Stan: Dustin Hoffman, Ollie: Cling Eastwood. Man who notices that there are four stooges: John Lennon. THE SEDUCTION OF JOE ORZE Alan Alda stars in this comedy about a man who is being chased by agents from F. A.C.U.L.T. Y. and R.E.O.R.G.. He tries to ap- pease both but gets it in the end. Also starring Joe Minahan (“The Seduction of Joe Minahan”) and Joe Benedict (“The Seduction of Joe Benedict”). THE ONION FIELD A real tearjerker starring Lome Green, Pernell Roberts, Dan Blocker, and Michael Landon. Western onion barons attempt to take over the Ponderonion but Ben and the boys save the day. Some say it stinks but I think it has appeal. STARTING OVER After an emotionally draining divorce, a man slaughters his wife and children. Paroled after serv- ing three months of his 462 Vi year sentence, he must try to start his life over. Burt Reynolds, Jill Claburg. Priest: Saul Klein. Walter, The fire hose salesman: Dave Houle. On those five nights out of the week that the film committee didn’t run any movies, Kennedy and Pe- dini suggested the follow- ing television offerings: NBC NAME THAT GOON — Game Rape victims try to iden- tify their attackers in line- up fashion. CBS C R A S H — Comedy War A helicopter pilot gets drunk and plows into a mountain with incoming wounded. NBC HOLLYWOOD QUEERS — Game Contestants attempt to get to know the stars across, up and down, and diagon- ally. NBC THE ROCKFORD PILES — Drama Jim has his private inves- tigators’ license revoked and is forced to take a job in a cow pasture. ABC THE CLETES OF SAN FRANCISCO — Sports Comedy The debut of a cooking show starring the San Francisco 49’ers. ABC FAMILY FOOD — Game Two poverty stricken families compete for a free meal. NBC STAR TRACK Famous star Leonard Nimoy runs track for so long that his ears become pointed. ABC HAPPY GAYS — Comedy In this episode, Fonzie and Potsie are wed. CBS FATHER KNOWS SHIT — BW Dad’s wrong again, and this time it lands him in jail. CBS FAMILY AFFAIR — Incest It’s Mr. French’s day off, and Uncle Bill can’t wait for the kids to get home. NBC YOUNG HOP SING — Western Debut of this spin-off from “Bonanza”. In this episode, Hoppy meets up with Uncle Ben and to- gether they invent the per- fect rice every time. CBS GILLIGAN’S IS- LAND — Comedy Junior befriends a chim- panzee, but Mom and Dad disapprove. Mom: Ginger. Dad: The Professor. Or the Skipper. Or Gilligan. It might even be Mr. Howell, but Lovey can’t see how.