Worcester High School of Commerce - Caduceus Yearbook (Worcester, MA)

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High Svhool of Corlzmervf The Mitchell Academy, a fashionable boarding' sehool, will have as its founder Margaret Mitchell, Many of the teachers will he former Coninieree lligrh pupils. Peg' Mulvey will teach Greek: Martha Adanis, Astronomy: Marie Beaiulette, Latin: Margaret Birath, Psyehologyg Frances Fogrlia, Mathe- mativs: and Merle Marshall, Drainaties. ln the Sullivan flll0llllt'2ll liaboratories. discoveries will be inade that will 'bent-tit the fl0lllllll'l'i'l2ll students in the world. Ralph Sullivan will produce an oil that when onee sprinkled over the niaehinery of a typewriter will render it proot' from mistakes. Willianl Sullivan will produce a certain type ol' Nlt'!l0Q'l'2llDlly pt-neil that will take dietation easily at the rate of three hundred words a niinute. llelena Asakowiteh and Ella Brodsky will tour llu- ll. S. demonstrating' the wonders these discoveries 1-an at-eoniplish, while lillen Lorden and Mabel Metlillivray will tour ltlurope. 'l'he results ol' the presidential Uillllllillgjll ol' W5-l will he exceedingly gratifying! to the ladies, Mary Dowd, the l'r1-sidentress, will use ext-ellent judgfenn-nt in 4-hoosing' her eahinet. 'l'he nu-inhers will he: Secretary ol' 'Statt-, Peg' Clallagrherg Sec-retary of the Treasury, lVlary Nlorang Secretary ol' War, llelen llilinoreg Sem-retary of Navy, llelen Marag l'ost Master General. Elizabeth liarrett 3 Seerc-tary ot' Interior, Kose Masseiq Al'i0I'IH Y-fil'IlUl'2ll, llazel Nelsong Set-retary of Agfrieulture, Sarah Norm-1 Secretary of liabor, i'atherine lleignang and Sec-retary of fl0IIlIlll'I'Ct'. 'l'Q-ekla llann-lin. The holders ol' these high positions will thank Miss Voney bet-ause of her thorough drilling' in good -eitizenship, - The Survive Or Pl'I'lSl1 Hospital, instituted by llelen Fitzgrerald, will have :1 staff eonsisting' of the lnost skillful surgeons and physicians of the globe. namely, Drs. Aliee Carlson, Astrid Erickson, Gertrude Ge-rrity, Mertie Stahl. and Bessie Gordon, Patients will be loath to leave after the careful nursing of Bessie Kroek, Sophie Levine, Dorothy Coburn, and Gladys Nelson. The hospital itself will be one of the lnost beautiful buildings ever constructed. lit-one Bagley and Ella Brosnihan. Architects, will he the designers. The Andersons. Astrid, Esther, and Lillian. Will forin a business strong, The purpose of this being' To show that home work is wrong. Four great artists will appear at the Rivoli Theatre in New York. There 'will always he a full house when these artists appear. They are Agnes Rastad. 28

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High Srhool of Commerfe Morris Goldstein, a certified public accountant, will look after the books of several modest firms, such as The Standard Oil Company, The Woolworth Co., Armour 85 Company, The Osgood Bradley Car Company, Norton Coin- pany, and The Paxton Steamship Co., which will have for its president. Nathan Rosenblum. Leonard Mort, the founder and president of the National Stickeni Bank, will see many prosperous years. Mary Palmer will be his secretary, while Ruth Prince, Lillian Scanlon, Gladys Stone, Edith Nelson. and Annal Tynan will each sit in her respective cage tin a bank. remember, not a zooj. giving admirable service to the public. -ludge Janet Hays will be called upon to render a verdict upon two culprits, Ruth Walker and Gladys VVilley, accused of breaking the speed laws by Traffic Officer Elizabeth Lucy. Ruth Hesseltonsuffered a loss of two red roosters, one duck, two turkeys, and her prize peacock. Stanley Whiting and Merton Rice will take a trip to the Hawaiin Islands in the Shenandoah Il to take scenes for a great Motion Picture Production called H In The Clutches Of The Zulusf' The stars of this production will be leading lady, Mildred Stanton, leading man, Tom Powers, Zulu vamp, Gladys U. Nelson, Radio Ram, the fierce villian, Jacob Sack, Zulu dancers, Rose Damon, Esther Hurwitz, and Rose Flayborn. Alfred Iiavoie will be director, and John Riordan camera man. Ethel Sundeen, because of her perfect mastery of ten foreign languages, will become intensely interested in foreign affairs, and with the help of Helen Takvorian will map out plans for universal peace. 'fPoetic Thoughts, a book of poems written by Isabelle Uarney, will become so popular that Isabelle will have a place in the Poets' Hall of Fame, beside Iiongfellow, Whittier. Burns, and Tennyson. A song entitled HYes, We Have No Mushrooms, composed by Anna Bunevith, sung by Loretta Splaine, and played by the Fat Seranaders, will be broadcasted all over the world from liena l'ohen's radio station, and will become fanions overnight. Edith Ericson and Elsa Douhan Will be great financial sharks. A National Bank will be their wise plan. Their assets? ...... Nine trillion marks! 27

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High School of Commerre a singer, always spoken of as the t'Nig'htingale g Mildred Ericson, a pianist ot' such skill that she has been urged to have her fingers insured for 3s100,000.00, Goldie Kaufmann, a violinist, who has played before the royalty of Europe: and Ruddy Hughes, a classic dancer, noted for his grace and rhythm. The HMercury a combination of boat. submarine, and aeroplane, boasts of having' as its captain, Dan Silverman. Attired in blue and gold uniforms the crew will be: Delcie Couldrey, Lillian Hall, Pearl Rosenburg, Rose Gaffin. Alice Laidlaw, Amelia Sacks, and Florence Jeffrey. Margaret King, popular novelist, will write a book called f'The Cloak of Death. Its plot will be very deep, dealing with the intrigues of snu1g'g'lers, The setting of the story will be Main Street, Wimrceister, Massachusetts. 'tThe Wcmman's Worldf, a newspaper that will have as its editor Dot Portle, will have a popular well-known staff, consisting of such industrious people as Max Epstein. who will attend to all the cartoons, Sally lievinsky. Ladies' Stylesg Theresa Bolton, Society News, Chester Flagg, VVeather Fore- cast, Frances Early, Advice to the Lovelorng Victoria Nylen, How to be Happy Tho Married, and Beauty Hints. Peg Genander. Miss Bella Lurier Will have a cute little shop Right in the heart of the city. Day by day the ladies will stop, And beg her to make them look pretty. If you find that your real futures do not correspond with these. please do not blame nie. just blame the sibyl. 29