Worcester High School of Commerce - Caduceus Yearbook (Worcester, MA)

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Hifh Sfhool of C:Ull17fIt'l'l'f' J . A grri-at work will some day he accomplished in Africa hy a harcl-working' lllllllSll'l' who will tvavli thv Cannibals PROPER TABLE MANNERS. This ministvr will ho tho Rc-vowiicl Dr. Raymond Mnllvtt. Louisa- Mvlivoy will somi- flay writv a QI1't'2lii play ontitlvd A STFEIIIQICI' From Mars or Thr Man VVith Tho Strangm- Ears. Philip Uross will be thi- strangg'm-i'. who rt-sviivs tho hi-antifnl hvroinv, Bvtty Davis. from the crnolty of tht- villian, Boh Pronty. Marion Olive-r will ho tho siron who cansvs all thi- tronhlv. lillllvl' grri-at harilships. hut with stc-amlfast m'oni'agv, Dick Flynn will vmla-avor to 1-xplain thi- llllI'l4'2ll'i0S ol' a FOHIJ to tho illnstrions Esqnimanx. ln 1050 ont- ot' thi- gri-ati-st works ovvr protlnw-tl will ht- pnhlishml by its anlliori-ss, Antionvttv Balis. lts titli- will hm- l'an-psyvhim' Monism or '''l'ransc-1-mlontalism. Vharlos Wartii-lcl. an armh-nt agfrirnltnrist. will proilnw a vt-ggi-tzllwlv that will startlv and ph-asv thi- worltl. 'l'h4- flisvovm-ry will savm- many hitti-r tears, llv will protlnvv an omlorlt-ss onion. . . 1 . , , . . Dr. filll'lNilIl1' htvphan will ho sum-cl for 31,000.00 tor oxtravting lnnni-a. Yan1llan's wisdom tooth instvacl of hor swoe-t ons-. Vonnsiil for tht- flofonoo will ho Lillian Goldman. Milrlrvrl limlstirom will ho lvgal arlvisor for liinnoa. Fora Thompson, hucause of her love of lnnchroom work, will own HTHE- EATHERICBI'TIJIEATHOME rvstanrant. Robert Mitcholl will be tho chiof vook and bottle washi-1'. He will spccializc in skin foods, mainly Bologna. Saiisagre, and Frankforts. This accounts for the proximity of thc rvstanrant to tho Animal Roselle Imagine. Post-ttv Mogo will he at tho head of the livagiiff. ahly assisted hy Ruth Mvlican. A famous svxtvttv madv np of Bi.-rtlia Sniclvr and Jacob Stahl will gain an vllvizlhle' l'l'l7llT2lfl0N lwczillsi- of its harmony. Bertha will sing' soprano. while' ,lacoh will sing tvnor. haritone, Qontralto. IHPZZO-N0lJl ?lTl0. and bass. 26

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lass iJBrupI esp, 1924221 KATHERIN I-I IJOHERTY NE day as I was looking through Cflassic Myths. preparing my English for Mr. Disney, I read an interesting story of the ten Grecian Sibyls. From the Deities they were endowed with a gift of prophecying futures. They were horrible-looking creatures with distorted features. One peculiar thing that I noticed in particular was the fact that they wrote their prophecies on green leaves. As I read the interesting account a thought flashed through my mind. Ivhy not go to see one of these Sibyls, and find out the futures of my class- mates. In a few days I will leave school and won't see some of them for years. It would be great fun to know now what my classmates will be doing years from now. I resolved to go the very first chance I could get. The opportunity presented itself about a week ago. and I quickly grasped it. With my first glance at the Sibyl's cave I had a wild desire to run. My gaze could not penetrate very far into the cave, because ofa thick greyish vapor which slowly Hoated out from within. It had a peculiar subtle odor. As I think it all over now, I realize it must have been incense burning as an offering to the gods. I could dimly make out a dark figure swaying back and forth. Once when the breeze parted the veil of smoke, I had a brief glimpse of it. That glimpse was enough! The figure, which proved to be the Sibyl, was covered with some sort of dark cloak. Her matted gray hair streamed over her withered face. Her green eyes gleamed like those of a cat in the dark, and her mouth was covered with foam. The smoke screened her from my view again and I had a distinct feeling of relief. Ilared I speak to her? Having gone thus far, I might just as well finish, so raising my voice, I told her that I desired to know the futures of my classmates. The only answer I received was low mutterings. groans. and croaks. Suddenly. there was a putt of smoke, and from the mouth of the cave came a shower of leaves. Hastily I gathered them up and ran as quickly as I could, anxious to get away from the horrible spot. Well, here are the leaves, I haven 't read them over myself as yet. I decided to wait and read them over with you. An orchestra named the CAT SICRANADERS will play notes that will be heard all around the world, The members of this famous orchestra will be: Violin-Iver Skyllbergg Trombone-Byron Truscottq llriliiis-Jumpg Umm- miskeyg Piano-Edith Durkee: Saxophone-Sam Solomon: Kazoo-Ray Hargerum, 25

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High Srhool of Commerfe Morris Goldstein, a certified public accountant, will look after the books of several modest firms, such as The Standard Oil Company, The Woolworth Co., Armour 85 Company, The Osgood Bradley Car Company, Norton Coin- pany, and The Paxton Steamship Co., which will have for its president. Nathan Rosenblum. Leonard Mort, the founder and president of the National Stickeni Bank, will see many prosperous years. Mary Palmer will be his secretary, while Ruth Prince, Lillian Scanlon, Gladys Stone, Edith Nelson. and Annal Tynan will each sit in her respective cage tin a bank. remember, not a zooj. giving admirable service to the public. -ludge Janet Hays will be called upon to render a verdict upon two culprits, Ruth Walker and Gladys VVilley, accused of breaking the speed laws by Traffic Officer Elizabeth Lucy. Ruth Hesseltonsuffered a loss of two red roosters, one duck, two turkeys, and her prize peacock. Stanley Whiting and Merton Rice will take a trip to the Hawaiin Islands in the Shenandoah Il to take scenes for a great Motion Picture Production called H In The Clutches Of The Zulusf' The stars of this production will be leading lady, Mildred Stanton, leading man, Tom Powers, Zulu vamp, Gladys U. Nelson, Radio Ram, the fierce villian, Jacob Sack, Zulu dancers, Rose Damon, Esther Hurwitz, and Rose Flayborn. Alfred Iiavoie will be director, and John Riordan camera man. Ethel Sundeen, because of her perfect mastery of ten foreign languages, will become intensely interested in foreign affairs, and with the help of Helen Takvorian will map out plans for universal peace. 'fPoetic Thoughts, a book of poems written by Isabelle Uarney, will become so popular that Isabelle will have a place in the Poets' Hall of Fame, beside Iiongfellow, Whittier. Burns, and Tennyson. A song entitled HYes, We Have No Mushrooms, composed by Anna Bunevith, sung by Loretta Splaine, and played by the Fat Seranaders, will be broadcasted all over the world from liena l'ohen's radio station, and will become fanions overnight. Edith Ericson and Elsa Douhan Will be great financial sharks. A National Bank will be their wise plan. Their assets? ...... Nine trillion marks! 27