Woonsocket High School - Redmen Yearbook (Woonsocket, SD)

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We, the Seniors of Woonsocket High School, of the City of Woonsocket, of the County of Sanborn, of the State of South Dakota, of the Country of the United States, of the Continent of North America, of the Western Hemisphere, of the World, in the Year of Nineteen Hundred, two score and ten years, do hereby willfully and gladly bequeath the following articles on the poor individuals named hereafters Milo leaves his 6' to Norman Gutzmer. Bob wills all his girlfriends to LeRoy Bradwish. Delaine leaves all his old bookkeeping papers to anyone who can use them. Donna bequeaths her tiny tootsies to Bob Parsons. Janeane leaves her cheerleading job to Patty Moran. Mavis gladly wills the cowboy music (wished on her last year) to Charley Knigge. Amanda wills her ability to work in the cafe to Martin Emerson. Ila bequeaths her Wessington Springs' boyfriends to Nyla Baughfman. Jim leaves his happy hours after V o'clock to Eddie Swenson. Lorraine wills her giggles to Shirley Hanson. Arlene leaves her outstanding report cards to Bill Smith. Delores wills her job as editor to Janice Noble. Helen wills her long tresses to Judy Thill. Francis leaves his ability to keep quiet to Joanne Anderson. Esther bequeaths her shorthand speed to Mary Peters. Marvin wills his blue convertible to Wayne Smith. (Let the top down and you can get more in.) Jeannie hopes Esther Wells will be able to whisper as loudly next year as she did this year. Connie wills her bashful nature to Dean Teller. To the Freshman class we leave all the experience we have gathered during the past four years. To the Sophomore class we leave our old gum wads, wrappers, cuds, etc. To the Junior class, the future Seniors of dear old W.H.S.. we leave our influence with the teachers. (You'd better acquire some of your own 'cause we didn't have much to leave.)