Woodward High School - Treasures Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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CHRIS J. AHRENS, Football Team; Art League; Athletic Association. Ahrensl The boy with the everlasting grin. A reward has been offered to anyone who has found Chris when he was not grinning. He and Bay' are qur stars at that occupation. With all his faults, Chris is a bad chemistry student, being espeelally so in purloining notes in Lab, where his ability is shown. To our great astomshment this year, Chris played football. We thought him too frail! He is also a great favorlte with the ladies and can be seen making eyes at the same, at any time of the day in the library. With all these accomplishments, Chris has been very popular, espec1ally with Fuzzy. FRANK ALBERS, Basket-Ball Team; Art League; Athletic Association. Here is a somewhat shortened edition of a basket-ball player. We have them in all sizes, gentlemen; take your choice! Frank can throw as many goals as he can Latin constructions CU. Frank's specialty is ties, ties which startle, and ties which please our delicate sense of perception; ties, indeed, of every color and combination of colors. It is pitiful to see him answer in chemistry; he seems to do it so comfort- ably CU, though he is somewhat of a star in that science, as shown by the brilliant reports he loves to take home. Frank may blossom out into a fine medic, but we should advise him not to kill too many at first. Good luck and i'vale. 24

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ALVINA AUFDERHEIDE, Dramatic Club; Athletic Association; Art League. A good cook is the noblest work of God. Behold Alvina in cap and apron preparing a meal lit for the gods. Indeed, her talent runs in that line. Her doughnuts and cream puffs fairly melt in onels mouth. We, who have tasted them, cheerfully testify to their merits. You may think that she is as sober as a judge, but you should see her at the back lunch table. She is then the gayest of the bunch. Spanish is her favorite study. Some day, Alvina, you will receive your reward. We wonder who it will be? HELEN E. BARTON, Art League; Dramatic Club. 'Tis better to laugh than to be staking. The Domestic Science Class has one bright spot and that is Helen. She polishes her pots and pans till they shine. Her gods seem to be the Gold Dust Twins. Her partner sits back and watches the entire performance when Helen rolls up her sleeves and goes to work. We are sure this is a good sign. I wonder who that mysterious unknown is, that the girls tease her about. Of course, Helen, this is none of our business, but girls will be girls and we are interested. However, if Helen makes everything in the home shine like her pots and pans, she herself will surely 'ishine. 23

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LORETTA BERNARD, Art League. Sweetest songs, they say, are those which hold a minor key. It is indeed necessary to be gifted with an extraordinary keen sense of sight and hearing to know that Loretta is on the scene. We are surprised to learn that she will be a. housekeeper and home maker instead of a prim little uauburn-haired school- marm, for we had set our heart on that for Loretta. Indeed she knows when she knows Latin, for her translations are beautiful enough to bring Virgil from Elysium to hear her. Loretta enjoys things calmly, a fact that may be attributed to her great funds of reserve power. CORINNE BERTSCH, Glee Club; Athletic Assoeiation; Art League; Dramatic Club. Her appetite for knowledge is insatiable. Corinne is a modest, quiet girl with one great fault. This is her love for dancing. She would rather dance than eat, although it has been said that she prepares excellent dinners. Ask her about her lemon pies and fried oysters; they are phenomenal crea- tions. She seldom allows outside amusements to interfere with her school digging and her lessons are always up to the standard. Her great specialty is botany and we think that if she keeps it up, she will some day become the rival of the plant-wizard of the West. 25