Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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7 nun '- --1 wi vm 1 ge c nil c - 'f' . W K . 13 -5.3 i fl EW ll 'i illl l l . 'll 'I II 'Win -- Senior Class Prophecy Ellen Jane Scarisbrick ........ social service worker ........ sees that undernourished in- fants get six quarts of coffee per day. Ray Crouse ........ electrician ...... makes sure that the lights don't come on at the wrong time. Alice Mack ........ high diver ........ set world's record of two feet, three inches. George Fraser ........ boxer ........ can knock himself out with no difliculty. Pauline Lebovitz ........ artist ...... letting her hair grow so she can at least look the part. Donald Kopka ........ botanist ........ searching for the tree on which money hangs. Mary Briley ........ librarian ...... best author- ity on picture books for children. Edward Hoffman ........ baseball player ........ this fellow who takes a fiy swatter to catch a y. Vivan Mayer ........ actress ........ starring in the show Twin Sisters. Virginia Mayer ........ a c t r e s s ........ starring in the show Twin Sisters. Raymond Zimmerman ........ street car con- ductor ........ averages two collisions a day. Don Patton ...... biologist ...... is going into conference with the author of How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes. Annie Spencer ........ runs a poultry farm ........still looking for the goose that laid the golden egg. Robert Mitchell ........ baker ........ always was fond of dough. Nellie Flaum ........ bridge expert ........ mak- ing new rules so that it is permissible to trump your partner's ace. David Odesky ........ broker ...... keeps every- one who knows him broke too. Margaret Smith ........ economist ........ trying to show the public that if one and one equaled four, times would be better. Jerald Blatt ........ fisherman ......,. likes the poor fishes who have plenty of money. Virginia Marchant ........ playwright ...... has Written one famous three-word play. Robert MarzluE ........ inspector ...... inspect- ing the menus in every restaurant to see that translation of French names are included. Bertha Rappaport ........ stylist ........ b r i n g- ing high top shoes for women into style. K e n n e t h Carnes ........ waiter ........ waits around for something to happen. Marie Schwab ........ horsewomen ........ after a little more practice she is going to chal- lenge Paul Revere. Ronald Piesiewicz ........ engineer ....... n o t the kind that builds bridges but the kind that keeps a furnace going. Katherine Tinkham ........ telephone oper- ator ....... only gives wrong numbers to those who put slugs in pay phones. William Callanan ........ i c e m a n ........ t h e reason for all the jokes about icemen. Edna Riek.... .... acrobat.: ..... can turn A a double somersault and land on her head. Morton Milstein ........ juggler ........ juggles jugs that are filled with juggle Water. Evelyn Hamilton ........ cashier ........ she can cash in on her sweet smile. John Glinka ........ butcher ........ often hands out slices of his fingers instead of meat. Lucille Ferguson ......,. philosopher ........ her philosophy is Don't eat, drink, and be merry, because t o m o r ro w you have indigestionf' 5 Max Degendorfer ........ brewer ........ brews brew just like they brew in good old Germany. Ann Clapfish ...... speaker ...... it'sjust a nat- ural habit. , Robert Clark ........ historian ........ r e m e m - bers every great date in history, especially his birth date. Lottie Minor ........ linguist ....... speaks all languages including pig-Latin. Vern Davidson ........ lip reader ......., prefers bright red lips with Cupid bows. Vera Hart ...... dentist ...... she drills until she strikes oil. Carl Campbell ........ mailman ........ delivers all his love notes in person. Loretta Janes ........ authority in etiquette a ...... tells you what to do and when not to o it. Jack Wolf ........ politician ........ accepts bribes only from people who can afford them. Vitella Zeisloft ........ card champion ........ claims a mythical championship in Casino. John Steinmetz ........ railroad magnate ........hops rides on all the freight trains. E d m u n d Brooks ........ archaeologist ........ looking for the remains of the future. Mary Troutman ........ sociologist ........ t r y- ing to discover the reason why men leave home. John Stelnicki ........ geologist ........ hunting for a rock that just melts in your mouth. Dorothy Schuster ...... beauty operator ...... has a machine that gives one a new face for ten cents. Paul Simon ........ undertaker ........ u n d e r- takes jobs no one else will undertake. Tessie Krzyminski ........ swimmer.. ..... is an excellent swimmer but insists on sinking to the bottom. Stanley Wisniewski ........ jockey ........ whis- pers sweet nothings in the horse's ear to make him go faster. Goldie Schulak ........ circus performer ........ one of the Siamese twins. Rachel Schulak ........ circus performer ........ the other Siamese twin. - Morris Morgan ........ planter ........ his first crop was a well-trimmed mustache. RuthBoehler ........ manikin ........ shows what to wear and when and how to Wear it. Paul Kaseman ........ hunter ........ hunts for squirrels to keep him company. Virginia Hugill ........ heroine ........ saved her cat from falling off the porch. Alex Margy ........ hobo ........ has seen the world without a cent in his pocket. ' Martha Haynes ........ painter ........ uses rouges and lipstick for her materials. N o r m a n 'Moellenberg ........ weatherman ........the fellow who forecastsrain for every day because his brother sells raincoats. Mary Kornowa ........ window-washer ........ just in her own home. M V Daniel Urbanski ........ lumber-jack.q.a .... just like George Washington, only G e o r g e didn't lie. . Ethelyn Wehrle ........ manicurist. ...... .uses green-tipped purple nail polish. Joe Szelagowski ........ p r o m o t e r ....... pro- motes anything from turtle races to air- plane derbys. Elia Barefield ........ check girl .... ....takes all checks except rubber. William Alpert ........ lighthouse k e e p e r ........two rooms and a bath. Edith McKinnon ........ fortune teller ....... prophesies a million dollars for anyone who crosses her palm with silver. Edwin Kokocinski ........ hermit ........ his ex- periences with women have disillusioned him. Grace Eckhart ........ c a n a r y raiser ........ hopes when one dies, she will inherit its voice. George Walker ........ s t o w a W a y ........ can stowaway four good meals a day. Sarah Katz ........ cow-milker .... .wants to see how it feels to be knocked over by the cow's tail. Noel Keifer ........ u m b r e 11 a mender. ...... . also sells umbrellas because after he re- pairs them a new one is needed. Wilma Jaschke ........ p e r fu m e r ........ be- lieves in showing the world how sweet smells help to get your man. Erwin Oehlers ........ piano mover ........ en- joys showing off his strength. Len Duszynski ........ roofer ...... puts tin roofs on glass houses. Dorothy Morgan ...... harmonica player ...... gives her mouth good exercise. Frank Tokes ..... truant officer .... just seek- ing revenge. , Irene Staskiewicz ...... zoologist ........ adores playing with the cute little monkeys. Matthew Obloza ........ soldier ...... one ofthe original wooden soldiers. Betty Brown ........ digger ........ digs deep into her husband's pockets. Stanley Zimkowski ...... statesman ........ has been in every state in the union. Maxine Dodd ....... pacifist ...... she could never win an argument, anyhow. Donald Schaefer ........ miner ........ has been used to spending most of his time in the dark. i John Leatherman ....... contractor ........ con- tracts debts he can't pay. Walter Urbanowicz ........ prophet ........ has forecast the end of the world at least six times. Dorothy J eziorski ........ dog fa n cier ........ has an Airdale, a German Police dog, and a Pekinese. Sylvester Szepanski ........ night watchman ........guards his own home because he has insomnia. John Eisenreich ........ printer., ...... has per- fected a device for type-stretching. Helen Dutcher ........ explorer ........ exploring the jungles of New York City. Frank Kasowski ........ yes man ........ he knows better than to tell her No. Francis Hartnett ........ usher ........ the kind who tells one that there are plenty of seats. Evelyn Johnston ........ movie actress ........ plays opposite Mickey Mouse. Chester Gardocki ........ ship builder ........ the great big ships sold in the five and ten. Henry Swan ........ porter ........ expects a ten- cent tip for each glass of ice water. Mary Louise Steger ........ play girl ........ plays for big butter-and-egg men. Kenneth Glattis ........ rich ma n ........ the richest man in Hicksville. Wal t e r Przyborowski ........ o r a t o r ...... . orates on anything at anytime. Lillian Snelling ........ baker ........ bakes bread just like grandmother used to bake. Abraham Stram ........ he-man ........ the kind all girls dream about.

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5 A-wllll A Q x '4 - X ll? .lun if I T 5' mm Everybody's Business Senior Class Prophecy for 1943 By Leona Jacobs a HAT COULD be more appropriate, having graduated from a school located in the North, than to take a trip to the far North, several years after graduation? Who would one be more likely to meet there than that jolly, red-checked, red-suited, bewhiskered man known by the name of Santa Claus, alias Kris Kringle or Saint Nick? Good old Santa greeted me when I arrived and took me on a tour of inspection. Among the many queer sights was an enormous book entitled Every- body's Business. When I opened the huge volume, this is what I saw: Abe Shore ........ Congressman from Ohio ........introducing bill for longer sleeping hours. Arla Grodi ........ Betty Boop in movies ........ specializing in baby talk. Clyde DeShetler .,...... designer of men's clothes ........ starting fad for red and green suits. I Margaret Grebe ........ social butteriiy ........ breakfast at noon, lunch at two, dinner at eight. Ruth Englert ........ housewife ........ shopping in five and ten for a rolling pin for Eddie. Edward Chevalier ........ ideal husband ........ throws only unbreakable dishes. Irvin Greenspoon ........ tennis champion ........has various kinds of rackets. Norma Flaum ........ good cheer spreader ........makes a specialty of visiting sick hos- pital patients. Fred Katz ........ electrician ........ in case the technocrats get in power, he will manu- facture electric dollars. Kathryn Jackman .....,.. c h o r u s girl ........ now dancing in prominent New York musi- cal comedy. Marion J aworski ....... b a s e b a ll pitcher ........recently piched a no hit game for the New York Giants. Jack Lockert ........ s c i e n ti s t ........ experi- menting in an effort to make bigger and better peanuts. Virginia Powel ........ model ........ posing for ads for Dentaco Toothpaste Company. Paul Landwehr ........ mathematician ........ attempting to discover the sixth dimen- sion, disregarding the fourth and fifth. Dorothy Redman ........ Sunday S c h o o l teacher ........ teaching the students to do unto others as others do unto you. Leon Zotkow ........ lixicographer ........ origi- nating new words so he can ref o rm Webster. Marguerite Higgins ........ tumbler ........ now tumbling before the crowned heads in Europe. Wil li a m Fingerhut ........ philanthropist ........distributes gum to every school child. Mildred Schwellinger ........ secretary ........ one of the reasons wives worry about husbands. Clarence Fultz ........ saxophonist ........ also studying the art of crooning. Alberta Teall ......... farmer ........ .became a farmer because she liked the dialect. Carl Kraft ........ cosmetic manufacturer ...... inventing powder that will hide blushes. Bennie Wexler ........ wrestler ........ wants to know if it wouldn't be possible for a man to have extra arms and legs attached. Kathleen Mugfor ......... machinist ........ de- sires an occupation where she can act like a man. James Nassar ........ aviator ........ goes up in the air at the slightest provocation. Ruth Mundwiler ...... education ...... writing a blpok giving all the answers to a teacher's KW yy! Robert Bader ........ composer ........ lives in Tin Pan Alley and writes music no one understands. Virginia Barnes ..... popular debutante ...... inaugurating style for purple hair. Arthur Kaminsky ......., debater ........ always takes the negative side in debates. Albertina Lyczkowski ...... marathon danc- er ...... holds the world's record after dancing 1,360,264 hours continuously. Frank Gable .....,. author ........ W r i t i n g a book on How to Go Steady With Three Girls at One Time. Robert Markee ...... admiral ...... efficient at scrubbing decks, peeling potatoes, and sa- luting officers. Phyllis Netz ........ athlete ........ captured all events for women in the last Olympics. Arthur Wieber ...... Jvagabond ...... he's just a Vagabond Lover. Marjorie Saxton ........ lollypop tester ........ that gives her mouth those provoking curves. Nathan Lupu ........ cowboy ........ he can't ride it horse, but he looks grand in a six-gallon at. Willetta McCown ........ snake-charmer ........ prefers the poisonous type that have no tongue or fangs. Miles Booth ........ kibitizer ........ is an excel- lent fifth at the bridge table. Daisy Mack ,....... tight rope walker ........ Eralllis across the Grand Canyon picture oo . Hermond Lacey ........ warden ..... ...that's a good way to keep himself out of a cell. Evelyn Abood .... .tent maker ...... furnishes clothes for fat women in the circus. George Mininger ...... paperhanger ...... likes to decorate rooms with strips of red, green, blue, and white paper. Glenn Smith ....... safe cracker ........ would rather have soda or graham, however. Dorothy Getz ........ food demonstrator ........ illustrates to savages what food is. Brenton Lydey ...... superintendent ........ the chief superintendent who superintends superintendents. Frances Ford ........ biographer ...... writes bi- ographies of people before they are born. Francis Wood ...... shoe shiner ........ slightly cimllor-blind, so he uses black polish on White s oes. Dorothy Dimke ........ floor walker ........ helps embarrassed young men locate personals for their girls. Harold A r d n e r ........ toupee-maker ........ is making a wig of long curls for himself.. Lucille Deck ........ banister slider ........ pro- vides all banisters with springy cushions. Edward Cieslikowski ........ playboy ........ he wants work, but work doesn't want him. Harold Lange ........ engraver ....... engraves gleiarge Washington's picture on one-dollar 1 s. Joseph Desparois ...... flea trainer ...... they jump through rings, ride bicycles, and run races. Florence Alpert ........ c r i t i c ........ criticizes the way mosquitoes bite. E Carl Monto ........ clown ....... it's a natural gift and not affected. Felicia Mateyunas ...... comedienne ...... she doesn't know it but her friends do. Joseph Yates ........ grave-digger ........ gyps the public and gives them only two feet of earth for a cover. J Helen Ignatowicz ...... pencil sharpener ...... wood goes to wood. Julius Metty ........ diplomat ........ whenever a country wishes to declare war it sends him to further the good will. Luella Grossenbacher ........ advertiser ........ illustrates the before and after taking Hocpoc pills. Stanley Bialecki ...... bellringer ...... beloved man of the nation because he rings ,the lunch bell. Grace Harler ........ bundle-wrapper ........ she puts the bundles into a bag so they don't come apart. Charles Borchardt ........ magician ....... car- ries white mice around in order to scare the girls who bother him. Richard Chrzanowski ....... jeweler ....... ,has a very large supply of fancy pop bottles. Mary Angermeier ........ patriot ........ Right or right, my country. Charles Kimberly ........ sculptor ........ great chiseler. Margaret Whitacre ........ bicycle rider ........ including the one can do fancy tricks, where her feet are on the pedals and..her hands on the handle bars. ., Joseph Zychowicz ...... chiropodist ...... steps on the girl's feet while dancing so as to make business. Lurlie Tennyson ........ teacher ........ teaches teachers how to teach. Adam Czech ........ pawnbroker ........ always had a fondness for balls. Florence Berry ........ searcher ........ search- ing for the perfect man. K

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2 me i ff y ,222-TE 1 'a ff f F . Zig i F 5 ii, f i l g E l will ll ' f m 1.1 .Wham -i t fu Ill lb 3 Senior Class Prophecy Frederick Shea ........ ki d n a p p e r ........ kid- naps anything from noisy cats to moaning saxophones. Mary Kostopulos ........ washerwoman ........ washes face, neck, and ears at least once a day. Joseph Kucharski ........ lawyer ........ the best he ever did for a client was ten years in jail. Roy Gonia ......., organ grinder ........ people throw money at him just to get rid of him. Catherine K o c h ........ hypochondriac ........ someone recently sent her a pair of rose- colored glasses for a gift. Henry Weinman ,....... mountain climber trying to reach Heaven by that method. Norman Meilink ........ barber ....... c a r r i e s all sizes of bowls in stock. Doris Root ...... policewomen ...... she's what parents threaten bad children with. Albert Wagner ...... chiropractor ...... t a k e s out aches where they are and puts them in where they aren't. Phyllis Windstine ........ airplane hostess ........when travelers get air-sick, she merely throws them out. Julian Sommer ........ sheriff ........ a 1 w a y s gets his man if his man doesn't get him first. Beatrice Curry ........ elevator operator .,...... enjoys watching riders suffer when she stops suddenly. Sam R if k in ........ exhibition dancer ........ originated the stumble step. Norma Burmeister ....... c o r n e ti s t ........ wishes to trade her instrument for a whistle. Howard Muar ........ fireman ........ pours gas- oline on the flames. Lucille Baranowski ,....... society e d i t o r ........that's a sure way of getting her name in the paper. . Paul Kanous ........ grocer ........ if business is bad, he just eats it up and starts another one. Helen Cyranowska ........ n u r s e ........ can't stand the sight of blood. Grover Green ........ ping-pong champion ........uses this game as a substitute for tennis. Walter Nieckarz ........ plumber ........ applies his forgetfulness to a good vocation. Dorothy Smolinski ........ gardener ........ just loves to sew on Bachelor's Buttons. Eugene Kelsey ........ big banker ........ carries the money from the bank into the armored cars. Florence Shames ........ typist ........ h a s in- vented a new twelve-finger method. Fred Slawski ........ preacher ........ preaches on this modern generation which is resign- ing itself to perdition. Lester Skaff ........ paper c o l 1 e c t o r ........ makes it into confetti and sells it to high school students. Marie Swaya ........ artist ........ has tempera- ment for any kind of artist. Frank Katafiasz ........ football coach ........ has his teams slap the opponents on the wrist instead of tackling. Dorothy Shore ........ lawyer ....... after five years of practicing she has 1 1 case out of 1. Ruth Kaiser ........ automobile driver ........ only woman entrant in the Indianapolis races. Meyer Schall ........ president ........ president of Society for Prevention of Fleas for Help- less Dogs. Melvin Spencer ........ shoemaker ........ from three ordinary pairs of shoes he makes one pair to fit him. Delores Durbin ....... trouper ........ is a mem- ber of the Singer Midget group. Sydney Schall ........ eye docter ........ looks cross-eyed at patients and makes them believe that they are cross-eyed. Louise Nassar ........ chemist ........ includes H ,O among the deadly poisons. Roman Suszka ........ boy scout ........ insists on doing one good deed a day. Leo Zychowicz ........ radio announcer ....... won first prize for poorest diction. Florence Wojciechowski ........ s c i e n t i s t ........discovered the perpetual motion ma- chine, a woman's mouth. Chester Salwiesz ..,..... copyist ........ gained his experience in tests at high school. William Gordon ........ editor ........ editor of a magazine published every hundred years. Ann Kuszek ........ egotist ........ however, she uses the word me instead of I, Ralph Michalak ........ inventor of chil- dren's games ........ prefers the old game of bean bag throwing. Molly Cone ........ dancing t e a c h e r ...... knows all the latest steps including the Virginia Reel. Thomas Harvey ........ vocalist ........ one of the original Mills Brothers. Paul Gorny ........ golfer ........ made eighteen holes in one in the same round. Lucille Wickstrom ........ cook ........ tries all her delicacies on Eddie. Edward Wilkinson ........ doctor ........ makes lmedicines to cure himself after eating Lucille's food. Esther Jakcsy ........ poetess ........ rewriting Milton's Paradise Lost to suit herself. William Reeves ........ traveler ........ c a n ' t find hotel beds long enough for him. Lois Hotz ........ singer ....... starring with the opera company of Paducah, Kentucky. Woodrow DeShetler ........ stationer ........ in- stituting chain of soda fountains in his sta- tionary shops. Joe Friedman ........ salesman ........ trying to sell himself into a big job with a big pay check. Mildred Dawson .... nurse ...... the kind who nurse rich men back to health and then marry them. Bob Doster ...... owns a junk shop. ..... makes new cars from all the old parts. R o b e r t a DuMounte ........ photographer ........takes pictures of herself all day Vernon Burke ........ golf pro ........ has classes filled with pretty girls. ' Thelma Brown ....... explorer ....... trying to find the lost continent. Robert Eiseman ........ barker in a circus ....... also acts as the wild man from Borneo. Harriet Maier ........ dancer ........ instead of the spring dance she does the fall dance. William Rosenberg ........ journalist ........ has major position on New York Times, that of copy boy. Edward Cychler ........ violinist ........ gi v e s concerts for anyone who will listen to him. Ruth Dorf ........ blue singer ...... she's always singing the blues. Victor Isenstein ........ student ........ taking a correspondence school course in How to Cure Bashfulnessf, Elise Vidlund ........ movie star ..... ..is ex- ceedingly chummy with her countrywoman, Greta Garbo. Marvin Trattner ...... accountant ........ he can make any book balance even if he has to put in extra figures. Lilian Greenberg ........ conducts matrimo- nial bureau ........ helps poor souls less fortu- nate than she. Edward Stelnicki ........ teacher ........ teaches a class in the art of cheerleading. Ann Ein ........ vaudeville star ........ special- izes in monologues. George S c h u 1 t e ........ ice-skater ........ c a n make the figure eight with only three falls. E n i d Howenstine ........ missionary ........ teaching relativity to the savages. Stanley Szczepanik ...... j udge ...... sentences anyone to death who dares make a remark or tries to pull his blond curls. Ann Essak ........ astrologist ....... only gazes at the stars in the daytime, because it's too dark at night. Dan Sahadi... ...track star ........ runs to the grocery six times a day for his wife in order to keep in condition. Ernest Shea ........ circus e m p 1 o y e e ........ hauls water for the elephants to drink. Edmund Pryba ........ emancipator ........ frees chickens from their coops. Sophie Kosakowski ........ hair-dresser ........ gives the belles of Centerville the newest Paris styles. Harry Hester ........ haberdasher ........ s ell s a purple shirt, a red tie, and a green handkerchief to match. ' Don Rich ........ planter ........ plants rubber trees in Maine and cotton in Montana. Veronica Murzynski ........ spy ........ spies on her husband. Robert Pfefferle ........ k n i f e grinder ........ guarantees to dull edges on all knives. Sadie Skafi' ........ house-to-house canvasser ........sells awnings. Edmund Kowalski ........ le g i s l a t o r ........ makes laws for himself only. Leo Prybylski ....... actor ........ takes the part of Leo, the Lion in all films. Marian Selter ........ manipulator ........ ma- nipulates the dishcloth three time a day. Charles Ray ........ bullfighter ........ can he only throw the bull! Margaret Purnia ........ mermaid ........ lives twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Gertrude Reed ........ minstrel ........ travels from country to country singing about her adventures. ' Clemens Grochowski ........ miller ........ he's the fellow who buys the wheat to make the flour to make the bread. Alvira Polito ........ mixer...f .... mixes stones and baking powder together to make biscuits. Edward J aniszewski ........ sage ........ grave philosopher, serious, wise. Geraldine Provonska ........ siren ......., that which attracts people to fires. g Ray J ankowski ......., juror ........ if twelve are for acquittal, he is for conviction. Sophie Razny ........ gossiper ........ has a six- party telephone line. Paul Auth ....... wit ........ and not a half one either. My eyes grow weary, and I drop off into a light slumber, dreaming of the days when we were all members of Woodward's grad- uating class of 1933. g