Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 184 of the 1933 volume:

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Gradually these changes are accented, and the many good points in them become visible. They are then entailed as a necessary part of our living. Thus we hope that this year's book will perform its task, and, when we open the leaves years hence, that a daily record of our senior year will be discovered, preserved in simple form. We ask that this book be accepted without too much criticism, and that, in later years when modes and styles are different, we will look on its simplicity of style and structure with no unfavor- able comment, but with the joy of recalling many pleasing moments. We have endeavored to make this book one of true remernbrances without involving the complexity of elaborate designs and intricate art forms that held sway in earlier years. May this book ever grow impor- tant to us as the changes in life occur, and gain a place as one of our accepted most precious keepsakes. 1 I4 I it u ? Q I-, Nfl' 1 X' 1 Y I ' yt l l lf c l l ,nl I A' It It II I' ' s 1 w I To The Members Of The Class Of 1933, Greetings! SHERED into our school in 1929 when the world wasp at its all time peak of business and industrial prosperity, you since then have seen factories close, banks fail, private fortunes melt and a once pros- perous city reduced to the depths of poverty and privation. You are going out into a world vastly changed since 1929. You will need all the courage, the vision, and the intelligence at your command to bear up under the burdens that will be heaped upon you. But you are young and hopeful and we know you are unafraid. May the habits of industry which you have learned at Woodward High School be an ever constant source of strength. We who have watched over you during the past four years sincerely wish you success and happines in your every worthy undertaking. Principal I 5 liv es -Z.-557515 llmm m, XX? 'UU -4ll1. ----- f U tiff o fi M- it is 2 .fries 1 ms. Mr Ball Miss Abair Miss Bardo Mr. Bevan Mr. Grodi Mr. Crouse Mr. Gerber Mr. Dunsmore Chorus Home Economics English History Commercial Ind. Arts Commercial History Mi s Co Mrs Anderson Mr. Alberstett Miss Adams HomesNursiXg History Commercial Home Economics , . Miss Doering Miss Curtis Miss Cronk English Language Science WOODWARD has been most fortunate in having on its teaching staif sixty-nine instruc- tors, listed in fourteen different departmentsk teaching eighty-one subjects, and holding a total of three hundred fifty-six classes daily. Under Principal Charles C. LaRue these teachers have encouraged us on to greater achievements in sch olarship and in characterization. Mr. Bruyere Mr. E. L. Clark Mr. Bitter Mr. L. C. Clark Ind. Arts Science - Ind. Arts Science Miss Drennan - Office Miss Barnes Miss Cornwell Miss Boyles English Phys. Ed. Science i KP? fb:-in, ig' 'lli l f ilm' E is tari f f. M i if R Mr. Johnson Miss McDonough Miss McClure Mr. Lords Mr. Nuber Mr. Montgomery Mr. Meek Mr. Mohrhardt Science History Phys. Ed. Science Ind. Arts Ind. Arts Math. Ind Arts Mr. Lowry Miss McLaughlin English History Mrs. Leu Miss Hazelton Miss Kellogg Mrs. McManamon Miss Edith Murphy Miss Miller Commercial Home Economics English English English Math Mr. Pollock Miss Nelson Miss Forster Mr. Rike Science Commercial Office Math. Mrs. O'Brien Mr. Phipps Miss Eleanore Murphy Science Language English THROUGHOUT our high school days, these Woodward teachers have incited our interest in all class and social undertakings. They have given us their confidence and their advice in whatever our problems might have been. Directly or indi- rectly their eiforts have resulted in socially organized classes. I lW .n 75g5 ,,f r!Xf '? ... 1 swiss ms Mr Smith Mr. Hanham Mr. Skinner Mr. Sheline Mr. Thompson Mr. Thomae Mr. Staneart Mr. Sutphen Phys Ed Phys. Ed. Commercial Science Ind. Arts Ind. Arts Science Band Miss Sivers Miss Rutan Miss Shaw Mlsglgil-OSS English History English U . U . Miss Strachan Miss Tippett Miss Ward English History Math. TO THE teachers who untir- ingly have aided us in our every effort, we owe a debt of great gratitude. We wish to thank them for their guidance and their sincere efforts in making of us better men and women. Always shall they stand out in our memories as being true friends. Mr. Van Gorder Miss Woodrich Miss Werum Mr. Worf Math. English Orchestra Commercial Miss Warner Mr. Van Tassel Miss Wetterman Commercial Commercial Language v 7 ml E f W?1l ' ei'1,, 1-H-Egjgvsn Fl ' ,x1. .m5a: .J C , F ' lg lrsl iafufl rg lm I ..u lllx mil l l l .H .'l1W' 'il - milvlln-M TATTLER STAFF First Row--Leona Jacobs, Ruth Dorf, Miss Deering, William Rosenberg, Editor, Mr. M o n t go In e r y, Dorothy Shore. Alberta Teall, Marie Swaya. Second Row--Virginia Mann, Anna Wegener, Corabelle Kehrer, Molly Rubin, Alvina Piesiewicz, Ethel Dull, Sharon Liebovitz, Stephanie. Goryszewski, Virginia Schuster, Helen Swaya. Third Row--Arthur Berkowitz, Carl Dority, Edward Jankowski, Marion Jaworski, Sam Schell, James Moll, Charles Klinksick, Chester Matuszak, Henry Nichpor. SAGA STAFF First Row--Ruth Dorf, Leona Jacobs, Marvin Trattner, William Rosenberg, Esther Jakcsy, Editor, Evelyn Hamilton. Second Row---Paul Landwehr, Dorothy Dimke, Lilian Greenberg, James Nassar, Ann Ein, Alberta Teall, Meyer Hoffenblum. ' P gif , --.-L-.n-fgjwv ifmunm iii---' 1j 1 9555 f L 6 lil- nn Il 121 I U KC T K h ID M ll I' l 'uf lull lll l l . '.1ll..u dl l t ll SQ I L ---------------if CLASS POEM Pk is We stand upon a precipice of life, From whose great height we fondly look behind And muse o'er fruitful days so sweet in mind Before we plunge into the pending strife. Those youthful days of new experience, In memory will claim their rightful share. Those short-lived happy hours beyond compare In relish, value, and pure innocence. Our pals, dear friends, the school, and teachers too, Though new and strange at first, are now endeared. They led us straight from dangers to be feared, To them with deep regret we say, Adieu! Relentless wheels of speeding time mill on Creating new, e'en while destroying oldg As children we began our youth, behold! Matured and fit as men we now press on. The time has come, when we have ships to man. Our Loyal Blue and Gallant White, all hail! Remembering thee we shall not ever fail In facing monstrous tasks with staunch, I can! The joys most pleasant on this earth are brief. These last four fleeting years seem but a day. This morn, a greeting we were glad to say, Tonight, farewell, from hearts o'erilowed with grief. Life's dangerous torrent has few buoys to ring, In those mad swirling waters, hearts are rent. Yet when its trials our joys and strength have spent, To Woodward will our loyal hearts still cling. -Paul J Simon, 133. as------------f - -- s L..-1 il- l' ig'1:-Milf 1 ? T ia ' SE I la , as H T . . x SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS William Rosenberg Dorothy Redman Vice President Secretary Meyer Schall President Alberta Teall George Fraser Reporter Treasurer SENIOR CLASS ADVISERS Mr. Philo Dunsmore Miss Amie Miller In the dim light of learning's dawn they stand, Ever ready to lend a helping hand. SENIOR CLASS COMMITTEES 1l Q Entertainment ' Lois Hotz---Chairman, Robert Bader, James Nassar, Margaret Grebe, Lucille Wickstrom Social Ruth Kaiser--Chairman, Elise Vidlund, Leon Zotkow, Frank Gable, Florence Wojciechowski, . Donald Schaefer, Lilian Greenberg Senior Play Dorothy Shore-Chairman, . Phyllis Netz, Miles Booth, Ann Essak, Charles Borchardt, Ruth Boehler, Wilma Jaschke Senior Prom Robert Mitchell--Chairman, Paul Landwehr, Edmund Brooks, Ruth Dorf, Roberta DuMounte, Martha Haynes, Kathryn Jackman Senior Banquet Norma Flaum--Chairman, Sam Rifkin, Ann Ein, Arla Grodi, Leona Jacobs Graduation Ellen Jane Scarisbrick--Chairman, Marie Schwab, Jerald Blatt, Paul Kaseman, Thelma Brown Senior Picnic 1 Edward Chevalier--Chairman, Dorothy Smolinski, Marguerite Higgins, Virginia Marchant, Erwin Oehlers ... 8 Z l '2-- 1 run I 1- T 1-..--.-. E ? -fl-i ? F '-'L-- '--' ll - i f lllxllngl lm, .I In hll iln Evelyn Abood General Plapshop 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Friendship Club 1, 2 Harold Ardner General Fasces Club 3, 4 Mary Angermeier Commercial Commerce Club 2 Booster Club 2 Robert Bader General Class Play 3 Booster Club 3 Glee Club 3, 4, '1Yeas. 4 Florence Berry General Athletic League 1, 2 Art Klan 2, 3, 4 Booster Club 2, 3 Charles Borchardt Industrial Arts Electrical Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Vice Pres. 4 Hi-Y 4 Elia Barefield Commercial Athletic League 2 Friendship Club 2 Vernon Burke V Commercial Hi-Y 3, 4 Sgt.-at-Arms 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. 4 Boxing 4 Mary Briley Commercial International Club 4 Salesmanship Club 4, Pr Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 BS. William Alpert General ' Florence Alpert Commercial La Junta Castellana 2, 3, 4 Salesmanship Club 4 Social Science Club 4 Paul Auth Commercial Lucille Baranowski Commercial Salesmanship Club 4 Booster Club 2, 3, 4 Glee Club 4 Jerald Blatt General .Class Reporter 2 Peiuper Club 3, 4, Sec. 4 La Junta Castellana 3, 4 Virginia Barnes Commercial Playshop 4 ' ti Visual Educa on Soc. 4 Edmund Brooks General Hi-Y 2, 3, 4, Reporter 4 Student Council 4, Treas. 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. 4 Ruth Boehler Commercial Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Class Play Comm. 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Trea l William Callanan l General Booster Club 3 Football 1, 2, 3 Wrestling 4 f ra t. 13-. H? ,, fy? f n lm -'i-'-L'-..... 8 . ll n. -5542: .. in -q P J-! U1' mm , ll H , it I 4. v 1 n r lllihr lllll Betty Brown General Kenneth Carnes General Hi-Y 3, 4 Engineering Soc. 3, 4, Sgt.-at ' Arms 4 Norma Burmeister General Band 1, 2, 3, 4, Sec.-Treas. 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4, Bus. Mgr. 4 Fasces Club 2 Edward Cieslikowski Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 1, 2, 3 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Helen Cyranowska General ' Library Assoc. 2 Willard Cleaveland General Q and D Lit. Soc. 3 Electrical Club 1, 2, 3, 4, Pres.4 Beatrice Curry N General Le Cercle Francais 4 Edward Cychler General Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4 Hi-Y 1 Lucille Deck General Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Carl Campbell General Hi-Y 3, 4 Wrestling 4 Thelma Brown Commercial Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, 4, Prog. Chr. 4 ' Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4, Sr. Rep. 4 Edward Chevalier Commercial Senior Picnic Comm. Chr. 4 Hi-Y 3, 4 Sec. 4 ' Q and D Lit. Soc. Sec. 4 Ann Clapiish Commercial . Salesmanship Club 2 Athletic League 2 Robert Clark General Hi-Y 1, 2, 3 Alchemist 3 Mollie Cone General Le Cercle Francais 3, 4 International Club 3, 4 Home Economics Club Sec. 4 Adam Czech General Fasces Club 1 Intramural Club 3, 4 Mildred Dawson General Social Science Club 4 Home Economics Club 4 Ray Crouse General Hi-Y 1, 2, 3 Class Reporter 3 Electrical Club 3, 4, Soc. Com. 4 , , l fw ,ti na -'I--W-L-f-l...gg2fM 1'-JE-'-E fi E... gj fg g gg. ' 2 0 C' i - t I ftlllll In ll I rf iull l l , ul lil llgglfl dl. lam' Dorothy Dimke Commercial Honor Society 3, 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Saga 4 Clyde DeShetler Industrial Arts Class Pres. 3 Hi-Y 2, 3 Engineering Soc. 4 Ruth Dorf Commercial Tattler 2, 3, 4, Ex. Ed. 3, Humor Ed. 4 Saga 4, Club Ed. 4 Class Play 2, 4 Robert Doster General Electrical Soc. 3, 4 Football 3 Dolores Durbin ' Commercial Class Play 4 Robert Eiseman General Booster 3, Pres. 3 Band 1, 2, 3, 4, Bus. Mgr. 4 Glee Club 3, 4, Stage Dir. 4 Grace Eckhart General ' Art Klan 3, 4, Sec. 4 Le Cercle Francais 3, 4 George Fraser General Class Treas. 4 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Boxing 3, 4 Ruth Englert General Herrnond Lacey General Band 1, 2, 3,4 Pica Club 1, 2, 3 Freie Bahn 3 Maxine Dodd Home Economics Home Economics Club 4 Pres. 4 Le Cercle Francais 3, 4 Athletic League 3 Woodrow DeShetler Industrial Arts Football 2, 3, 4 Basketball 2, 3, 4 Boys W Club 4 Roberta DuMounte General Booster Club 3, Sec. 4 Playshop 4, V. Pres. 4 Library 4, V. Pres. 4 Leonard Duszynski Industrial Arts International Club 3, 4 Pica Club 1, 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Le Cercle Francais 3, 4 Helen Dutcher General La Junta Castellana 1, 2, 3, 4 Orchestra 1, 2 Athletic League 2 William Fingerhut General Electrical Club 1 Booster Club 1, 2 Peiuper Club 3, 4, Reporter 4 Anna Ein Commercial Class Play 3, 4 - Periclean Lit. Soc. Censor 4 Playshop 4 Joe Friedman General Football 2, 3, 4 Basketball 3, 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 v w Q ju' lm, fe 1 . .1 in l .Tillie ms. Ann Essak General Class Ex. Comm. 2, V. Pres. 3 Salesmanship Club 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Student Council Assembly 4, V. Pres. 4 Frank Gable Industrial Arts Social Science Club 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Engineering Soc. 3, 4 Nellie Flaum General International Club 2, 3, 4 Pres. 4 Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4 Prg. Chr. 4 John Glinka General Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4 La Junta Castellana 3 Dorothy Getz General La Junta Castellana 3, 4, Sec. 4 Social Science Club 3,4 Treas. 3 Playshop 4 Grover Green Industrial Arts Senior Banquet Comm. 4 Library Assoc. 1, 2, 3, 4 Frances Ford General International Club 4 Friendship Club 4 Le Cercle Francais 4 Clemens Grochowski Industrial Arts Pica Club 1, 2 Salesmanship Club 4 Mech. Engineers 3, 4 General Playshop 4 Senior Banquet Com . 4 Class Treas. 2, Sec. 3 Arla Grodi ID Clarence Fultz General Band 1, 2, 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Hi-Y 1, 2 Royal Woodwardites Pres. 4 Lucille Ferguson Commercial Commerce Club 2 Kenneth Glattes Industrial Arts Hi-Y 4 Norma Flaum General Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4, Pres. 4 International Club 2, 3, 4, Sec. 3 Honor Society 3, 4, Treas. 4 William Gordon Industrial Arts Electrical Club 3 Plane Soc. 1, 2 Cheerleader 1, 2 Margaret Grebe Commercial Class Sec. 2, Treas. 3 Senior Prg. Comm. 4 Thomas Harvey Commercial Basketball 3, 4 Lilian Greenberg Commercial Salesmanship Club 2, 3, 4, Vice Pres. 3 International Club 4 Prg. Chr. 4 Class Play 3, 4 Irvin Greenspoon Industrial Arts Auto-Mechanic Club 3, 4 Aviation Soc. 1, 2, 3, 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4 4 5? 'W' T be 7 3? 'mln -l: f X? ' ? U1 4 an f fa .. nu 1 1. .Q Ellis I' lm Luella Grossenbacher Commercial Friendship 3, 4 Edward Hoffman Commercial Salesmanship Club 2, 4. Re- porter 4 Grace Harler General Glee Club 1, 2 Operetta 1, 2 Home Economics Club 1, 2 Ray J ankowski Commercial Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4 Booster Club 1 Plane Soc. 2 Martha Haynes General Playshop 4 Athletic League 3, 4 Friendship Club 3, 4 Paul Kanous Industrial Arts Plane Soc. 1 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3 Lois Hotz General Glee Club 2, 3, 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Corres. Sec. 4 Playshop 4 Eugene Kelsey Industrial Arts Tattler 4 Virginia I-Iugill Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Playshop 4 Friendship Club 4 1 l Harry Hester Commercial Commerce Club Treas. Evelyn Hamilton General Art Klan 3, 4, Pres. 4 Glee Club 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Saga Assoc. Ed. 4 Edward J aniszewski Acadamic Electrical Club 3, 4 Vera Hart Commercial Booster Club 1, 2. 3 Arthur Kaminsky General Marguerite Higgins General Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Library Assoc. 3, 4 Paul Kaseman General Social Science Club 3, 4 Hi-Y 4 Graduation Comm. 4 Enid Howenstine General Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4 International Club 2, 3, 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Chap- lain 4 Charles Kimberly ' Commercial Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4 Pres. 4 Social Science Club 1, 2 - Commerce Club 1, 2 if ff :Ex f ,-12, M - :if at i s Q , .- , ::': 54. ll ...mm .. In mx Helen Ignatowicz Commerical Friendship Club 3, 4 Athletic League 2 Booster Club 2 Frank Kosakowski Industrial Arts Football 3 Mech. Engineers 1, 2 Leona Jacobs General Tattler 2, 3, 4, Bus. Mgr. 3, Assoc. Ed. 4, Honor Society 3, 4, Sec. 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4, Sec. 4 Edmund Kowalski Industrial Arts Mech. Engineers 1, 2, 3, 4 Booster Club 2, 3 A Loretta Janes General Booster Club 3, 4 Friendship Club 3 Paul Landwehr Academic Student Council A s s e m. 4, Pres. 4 Fasces Club 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. Treas. 4 Dorothy J eziorski Commercial Ruth Kaiser Commercial Friendship Club 2, 3, 4, Soc. Chr. 3 Salesmanship Club 4, Sales Mgr. 4 Class Social Comm. Chr. 4 Brenton Lydey Industrial Arts Band 1, 2, 3, 4 Edwin Kokocinski Industrial Arts Plane Soc. 3, 4 Football 2, 3, 4 Basketball 2 Kathryn Jackman General Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Le Cercle Francais 1, 2, 3, 4 Senior Prom Comm. 4 Victor Kowalec Industrial Arts Plane Soc. 1, 2, 3 Hi-Y 4 Esther J akcsy General Saga 3, 4, Editor-in-Chief 4 Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Pres. 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 2, 3, 4, Chap lain 3 Carl Kraft Industrial Arts Football 3, 4 Wilma J aschke Commercial Freie Bahn 3, 4 Class Play Comm. 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Harold Lange General Glee Club 4 Evelyn Johnston General Art Klan 4 Dorothy Kerwin y Commercial Commerce Club 2 Booster Club 3 1 F Hi r am- Il it '--gg? 7 fl it I-' ' ' K' E N 'W i 1 , H i? ' 'f ills' Mi' i 1. '-ni Iii imlhfj 'I .'1-I i li 41 :.- if I ' . Ill '- F 1 Illl Catherine Kock Commercial Salesmanship Club 4 Alex Margy General Aviation Soc. 4 Intramural Club 4 Auto Mechanics 4 Sophie Kosakowski General Friendship Club 1, 4 Robert Marzluif Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 3, 4, Treas. 3 Aeronautic Soc. 2, 3, 4, Pres. 4 Ann Kuszek General Art Klan 4 Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Friendship Club 4 Pauline Lebovitz Commercial Salesmanship Club 4 Art Klan 1, 2 Ralph Michalak Industrial Arts Hi-Y 3, 4 Engineering Soc. 3, 4 Machine Shop 1, 2, 3, 4 Edith McKinnon Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Booster Club 3 Robert Mitchell General Hi-Y 3, 4, Pres. 4 Student Council 4, Pres. 4 Class Prom Comm. Chr. 4 Jack Lockert General Intramural Club 4, Pres. 4 Hi-Y 3, 4, Sport Mgr. 4 Electrical Club 3, 4 Mary Kornowa Commercial Friendship Club 4 International Club 3, 4 Robert Markee General Class Pres. 2 Engineering Soc. 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Drum Major 2, 3, 4 Mary Kostopulos Commercial Julius Metty Industrial Arts Willetta McCown General Home Economic Club 4 Albertina Lyczkowski Commercial Playshop 4 Booster Club 2, 3 Friendship Club 2, 3 George Mininger Commercial Commerce Club 2, 3 Hi-Y 2, 3 Kathryn McDonald General Friendship Club 2 Glee Club 3, 4 fwi- -lm ----...l 'li lmlm fx?-H : ,mb ..-..T... will-ll U- : I . -? P . -! lil, ' -.- zlgg. ,,, 'l Z1 , T C 41 i A i 5 M i 'HI' in I' ini Q' Mi' 1 sl ITF Qlliillil' ' . fn Mk was .4 S Norman Moellenberg General La Junta Castellana Glee Club 3, 4, Sec. 4 Hi-Y 4 Daisie Mack 3,4 General Home Economic Club 4, V. Pres, 4 Social Science 3, 4 James N assar General La Junta Castellana 3, 4, Treas. 4 Social Science 3, 4, Pres. 4 Student Council 4 Genevieve Mandelski General Friendship Club 4 Booster Club 3 Sewing Assistant 3 Matthew Obloza General Tattler 3, 4 Pica Club 1 David Odesky Commercial Salesmanship Club 3, Peiuper Club 3, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Felicia Mateyunas Commercial Friendship Club 4 Booster Club 2 Donald Patton Industrial Arts Hi-Y 1, 2 4, Pres 3 Q and D Lit. soc. 1, 2 Vivian Mayer General Friendship Club 1, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Athletic League 1 -.. ,,. Alice Mack Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Booster Club 3 Carl Monto General Hi-Y 3, 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Tennis 3, 4 Harriet Maier Commercial Athletic League 2, 3, 4, Pres. 4 Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Sec. 3, 4 Friendship Club 1, 2, 3 Walter Nieckarz Industrial Arts Hi-Y 3, 4 Mech. Engineers 3, 4 Stanley Niewiadomski Industrial Arts Virginia Marchant Commercial Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 International Club 4 Athletic League 2, 3, 4 Erwin Oehlers Commercial Football 2, 3, 4 Boxing 3, 4 Capt. 4 Track 4 Virginia Mayer General Friendship Club 1, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Robert Pfeiferle Industrial Arts Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Pres. 4 Hi-Y 3, 4 V 262 i ll 3 ' --Q gn- If 111521 . 15 C T all , K I ill 'Dill' in .inn - 1 me Lottie Minor General Friendship Club 3, 4, Sec. 4 Athletic League 3, 4 Art Klan 4 Edmund Pryba Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 2, 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Football 3 Dorothy Morgan General William Reeve s General Football 3, 4 Basketball 3, 4 Capt. 4 Tennis 3, 4 Sam Rifkin General La Junta Castellana 2, 3, 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4, Treas. 4 International Club 4 Ruth Mundwiler Commercial Playshop 4 . Friendship Club 3 Dan Sahadi General Track 3, 4 Phyllis Netz General Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Pres. 3,4 Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, Pres. 3 Athletic League , 1, 2, 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 p Donald Schaefer Industrial Arts Engineering Soc. 4, Treas. 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Ronold Piesiewicz General Hi-Y 3, 4 Social Science Club 3, 4 Art Klan 1, 2, 3, 4 Erma Mizer Commercial Library Asso. 2 Charles Ray Commercial Commerce Club 1, 2 Booster Club. 1, 2, 3 Kathleen Mugfor Commercial Salesmanship Club 4 William Rosenberg General Tattler 2, 3, 4, Editor-in-Chief 4 Class V. Pres. 4 Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 Russell Rupp General Aviation Soc. 3, 4 Hi-Y 4 Louise Nassar Commercial Robert Scanes General Hi-Y 4 Engineering Soc. 3, 4 Alice Perdue Commercial Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Athletic League 4 W I' I 2 F Wil! lm, gli- I.. Q ? A ,A i K I 4' ll I' Ui 'l imi l 1 , ' ml 1' 1 1 ills 5 t Veronica Murzynski Commercial Booster Club 3 Sidney Schall General Fasces Club 1, 2 Freie Bahn 3, 4 Virginia Powell General Playshop 4 Athletic League 2 Library Assoc. 3 Abe Shore General Peiuper Club 4 Bertha Rappaport Commercial Salesmanship Club 2, 3, 4 Freie Bahn 3 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Fred Slawski General Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4, Vice Pres. 4 Glee Club 4, Prop. Mgr. 4 Class Play 4 Dorothy Redman General Pqiclean Lit. Soc. 2, 3, 4, Pres. Class Sec. 4 Fasces Club 1, 2, 3, 4, Sec. 4 Paul Snyder General Electrical Club 4 Edna R1ek Commercial Booster Club 2 Friendship Club 1 I I Meyer Schall Academic Class Pres. 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4, Pres. 4 Pres. 4 ' Alvira Polito Commercial Playshop 4 Salesmanship Club 3 George Schulte General Arms 4 Hi-Y 4 Intramural Club 4 Geraldine Provonska General Lester Skaif Academic Le Cercle Francais 3, 4, Sec. International Club 3, 4, Vice Pres. 4 Intramural Club 4 Sophie Razny Commercial Friendship Club 4 Glenn Smith Industrial Arts Gertrude Reed Commercial Friendship Club 2 Athletic League 3 Norman Meilink General Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Freie Bahn 3, 4, Pres. 3, Vice U Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Sgt.-at 4 - i ff? llllxigl l 'l il :ill g mm E. Doris Root Commercial Athletic League 3, 4 Marvin Trattner Commercial Saga 4, Bus. Mgr. 4 Honor Society 3, 4, Pres. 4 Playshop 4, Pres. 4 Ellen Jane Scarisbrick General Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 2 Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 3, 4, 'IH'eas. 3, 4 Graduation Comm. Chr. 4 Daniel Urbanski Industrial Arts Electrical Soc. 2, 3,4 Engineering Soc. 2, 3, 4 Hi-Y 3 Marie Schwab General Friendship Club 2, 3, 4, Chap- lain 3 Freie Bahn 3 Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 4 George Walker Industrial Arts Peiuper Club 3, 4 Pica Club 4 Booster Club 2, 3 Marian Selter Commercial Library Assoc. 2 Home Economics Club 2,4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Ben Wexler General Salesmanship Club 3 Booster Club 1, 2, 8 Wrestling 4 Dorothy Shore Commercial Tattler 2, 3, 4, Feature Ed. 4 Honor Society 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 La Junta Castellana 2, 3, 4, Sec. 3, Pres. 4 Frank Tokes Commercial Band 2, 3 Royal Woodwardites Marjorie Saxton Commercial Friendship Club 3, 4 Sale smanship Club 4 Walter Urbanowicz Industrial Arts Mechanical Club 1, 2, Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Dorothy Schuster General Freie Bahn 3, 4 Albert Wagner Commercial Mildred Schwellinger General Friendship Club 1 Freie Bahn 3, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Henry Weinman General Peiuper Club 3, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Pica Club 1, 2, 3 Florence Shames Commercial Salesmanship 4 Arthur Wieber Industrial Arts Golf 3, 4 Auto Mechanics 3, 4 3 3 Rachel Schulak General John Steinmetz General Tattler 3, 4 La Junta Castellana 3, 4 Track 4 Sadie Skaff Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4 International Club 4 John Stelnicki General Hi-Y 2, 3 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Cheerleader 1, 2 Dorothy Smolinski Commercial Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 411 Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 3, Senior Picnic Comm. 4 Annie Spencer General Friendship Club 4 Roman Suszka General Hi-Y 3, 4 Q and D Lit. Soc. 3, 4 Electrical Soc. 3, 4 Mary Louise Steger Commercial Commerce Club 2 Selvester Szepanski Industrial Arts Mech. Engineers 1, 2, 3 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Hi-Y 3, 4 Sec. 4 l 3- l JZ- ----l.. H X p?HI H g ig -LT...------'T-li 9 ,iw M T '21 1 I Q :grill ll ir ls ...iii .l , J. mi K Sim.. Edward Wilkinson General Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Engineering Soc. 2, 3, 4, Intramural Club 3 Goldie Schulak General X Edward Stelnicki General Le Cercle Francais 3, Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Cheerleader 1, 2, 3, 4 Margaret Smith Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, Abe Strain General Lurlie Tennyson Commercial Irene Staskiewicz Academic Le Cercle Francais 4 Stanley Szczepanik Industrial Arts Engineering Soc. 3, 4 Football 1, 2, 3, 4 - Basketball 4 Marie Swaya General Tattler 3, 4, Ex. Ed. 4 International Club 4 Le Cercle Francais 3, 4 Sec. 4 lg llm u -TT-T1-.753 'Wm n. l !X? 'UU .rm ...... . .1 l 2 . as ln Alberta Teall General W Club Exec. Chr. 4 Social Science Club 3, Sec. 3 Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4, Re- l porter 4 Francis Wood Industrial Arts Band 4 Track 4 Mary Troutmann Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Friendship Club 4 Athletic League 3, 4 Joseph Yates General Margaret Walker . General Home Economics Club 4 Booster Club 2, 3 Leon Zotkow Academic Peiuper Club 3, 4 Lucille Wickstrom Commercial Periclean Lit. Soc. 3, 4, Sec. 4 Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Athletic League 2, 3, 4 Leo Zychowicz General Tattler 3 Booster Club 3 Engineering Soc. 3, 4 Florence Wojciechowski General Library Asso. 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Fasces Club 4 Class Social Comm. 4 Stanley Wisniewski General Aeronautic Soc. 2, 3, 4, Vice Pres. 3 Electrical Club 3, 4, Sec. 4 Playshop 4 Katherine Tinkham General Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Commerce Club 2 Gilbert Wynn General Aeronautic Soc. 3, 4 Elise Vidlund Commercial ' Zetalethean Lit. Soc. 4 Athletic League 2, 3, 4 Friendship Club 4 Joe Zimmerman Industrial Arts Ethelyn Wehrle Commercial Booster Club 2 Joseph Zychowicz General Fasces Club 3 Pica Club 1, 2 Phyllis Windstine Commercial Booster Club 2, 3 Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Playshop 4 Paul Gorny General La Junta Castellana 3 Electrical Club 4 Golf 3 EZ-5- ? -T-,-f-r'2'?' j 2 '1- g :Mit Q .inset :' ms 2 P F Rosella Wynn General James Damas Academic Orchestra 1, 2 La Junta Castellana International Club 4 Nathan Lupu General Peiuper Club 3, 4 Freie Bahn 3, 4 Alchemist Soc. 3 Academic Course Nathaniel Jacobs Noel Keifer Morris Morgan Commercial Course Paul Gonia Margaret Purnia Lillian Snelling Melvin Spencer Margaret Whitacre Vitella Zeisloft 3,4 93559 Miles Booth General Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Booster Club 1, 2, 3 Glee Club 3, 4, Pres. 4 . Henry Swan General Hi-Y 3 Tessie Krzyminski Commercial Salesmanship 2, 3, 4 Periclean Lit. Soc. 4 Glee Club 4 Members Of The Class Not Submitting Pictures Industrial Arts Course General Course Stanley Bialecki Richard Chrzanowski Max Degendorfer Chester Gardocki Emil Hiltman Victor Isenstein Marion J aworski Fred Katz Joseph Kucharski Chester Salwiesz Ernest Shea Frederick Shea Joe Szelagowski George Tarsha Edward Weissenberger Paul Dean Joseph Desparois John Eisenreich Francis Hartnett Sarah Katz Donald Kopka Herrnond Lacey Morton Milstein Howard Muar Leo Prybylski Walter Przyborowskl Don Rich Louis Shaff Paul Simon Julian Sommer -...., ' 2, 15 '-T?--5.--5225 .ffm X pri i -f . l ?iib1'3? ' if lt A T i .ll f I F' ll l ' ' H ull lil lllll I l 'll lull ull: l ' I ll a utr.. 'V V History In Flight Class History By Dorothy Redman THE time was September, 1929. The giant plane Freshman was tuned up, ready for a four-year flight through the unknown atmosphere of Woodward in search of' Education. Its purpose was to impart to its passengers a thorough course in Truth, Loyal ty, Sincerity, General Knowl- edge, and Sociability which were the con- trols of the plane. For convenience the trip had been divided into four legs, each pre- senting such obstacles as air pockets, fog, and adverse weather conditions. Upon completion of the course, the passengers expected to be so well trained that they would be prepared to pilot their own planes through Life. Eagerly waiting to enter the plane, Fresh- man, were more than five hundred passen- gers. The experienced and helpful co-pilots, Miss Anne G. Wetterman and Mr. S. B. Crouse, gladly welcomed the newcomers as they came aboard. Soon the plane took oE, and fiew smoothly onward for nine months. The preparatory fiight offered no great impediments, and so leisure time was spent in making friends and gaining an under- standing of the complexities the trip would offer. At the end of the 'year and the first leg, many names of the passengers were found on the Freshman Honor Roll. September, 1930, marked the start of the second leg of the flight in pursuit of Education. A few of the passengers stayed on the ground, but most of them were keen- ly desirous for the trip to continue. With Confidence and Experience to bank on, the inmates felt able to meet and conquer the problems which they would encounter as the larger and more substantial plane Sophomore was now being used. With such enthusiastic and capable pilots as Miss Grace Cronk and Mr. C. M. Meek were, obstacles were overcome and achiev- ments were numerous. A Matinee Dance was the first test of the course which the passengers passed successfully. Following closely after were a movie, a play, What Love Can Do, and the Soph Strut. They were fast learning Sociability. Before they realized it, the second leg ended. They finished the year much wiser in many ways. In September of 1931, Junior, a much larger and newer plane, awaited the band. It offered supreme tests which would tax the Courage and Knowledge of the passen- gers to the utmost. There were to be many new things to learn and many new trials to pass through, but our friends were not hesitant in boarding. Only a few dropped back. The rest, with Trial, Experience, Accomplishment, Success, and Fortitude as luggage, were ready for any emergency. The Kid Party provided childish recreation. The J-Hop and Applesauce, the year's class play, further tested their ability, and were met and successfully passed. As a symbol of attainment of degrees in Knowl- edge and Loyalty, passengers were allowed to wear rings. They were moving toward their goal. At the end of the year several qualified for state scholarship examination, thus proving the extent of their knowledge. The last and perhaps most important leg of the journey began in September,1932. The knowledge-seekers were met by the fine plane Senior, the last about which they must learn. Steps were jauntyg faces, smiling, three previous flights with tribu- lations and attending successes had given them Confidence. They saw only sunshine ahead. With them were Miss Amie Miller and Mr. Philo C. Dunsmore who were co- pilots for this, their last flight. First, these fourth year passengers ca- pered at the Hick Party, then they groaned at State Tests and final exams where Know- ledge put in an appearance and lent a hand, actors and actresses portrayed character parts in the play, Daddy Long-Legs , graceful dancers were revealed at the Sen- ior Promg hearty appetites were teased and appeased at the Senior Banquetg everyone was in the clouds at the Senior Picnic. Baccalaureate Services made the passen- gers more serious. They approached the goal which they had been pursuing--Grad- uation. They had learned to handle the controls and were ready for their reward. At Graduation they received their Di- plomas which signified all they had been attempting to attain and acquire in the past four flights. As each passenger received his Diploma, he donned his parachute and came down to earth. The plane Senior wended its way toward the sun to gather a new group of knowledge-seekers, leaving the pas- sengers behind to care at least for them- selves. As they looked around they saw many, many small single-seater planes, each bearing on its side, in large letters, the word Life, Each plane was suited for only one person of the group, and each person had to find the one that fitted him. After doing so he prepared to take-off. This time there was no assistants ready to help. Though the course be rough, he must be brave, perservering, and cheerful, he must apply all that he has gained in the last four Hights to this great Bight ahead--the flight of Life. QQ Kiln dhlienrurizxiit Q-9 ' 05121111 Qiiphgke '33 Ellen 'fuhilziak Ulizlnm wheels:- Qilnfuzxrh Qlrufuleg gilarulh 1314211 'FE Idliilip Shaun 3+ 5 A-wllll A Q x '4 - X ll? .lun if I T 5' mm Everybody's Business Senior Class Prophecy for 1943 By Leona Jacobs a HAT COULD be more appropriate, having graduated from a school located in the North, than to take a trip to the far North, several years after graduation? Who would one be more likely to meet there than that jolly, red-checked, red-suited, bewhiskered man known by the name of Santa Claus, alias Kris Kringle or Saint Nick? Good old Santa greeted me when I arrived and took me on a tour of inspection. Among the many queer sights was an enormous book entitled Every- body's Business. When I opened the huge volume, this is what I saw: Abe Shore ........ Congressman from Ohio ........introducing bill for longer sleeping hours. Arla Grodi ........ Betty Boop in movies ........ specializing in baby talk. Clyde DeShetler .,...... designer of men's clothes ........ starting fad for red and green suits. I Margaret Grebe ........ social butteriiy ........ breakfast at noon, lunch at two, dinner at eight. Ruth Englert ........ housewife ........ shopping in five and ten for a rolling pin for Eddie. Edward Chevalier ........ ideal husband ........ throws only unbreakable dishes. Irvin Greenspoon ........ tennis champion ........has various kinds of rackets. Norma Flaum ........ good cheer spreader ........makes a specialty of visiting sick hos- pital patients. Fred Katz ........ electrician ........ in case the technocrats get in power, he will manu- facture electric dollars. Kathryn Jackman .....,.. c h o r u s girl ........ now dancing in prominent New York musi- cal comedy. Marion J aworski ....... b a s e b a ll pitcher ........recently piched a no hit game for the New York Giants. Jack Lockert ........ s c i e n ti s t ........ experi- menting in an effort to make bigger and better peanuts. Virginia Powel ........ model ........ posing for ads for Dentaco Toothpaste Company. Paul Landwehr ........ mathematician ........ attempting to discover the sixth dimen- sion, disregarding the fourth and fifth. Dorothy Redman ........ Sunday S c h o o l teacher ........ teaching the students to do unto others as others do unto you. Leon Zotkow ........ lixicographer ........ origi- nating new words so he can ref o rm Webster. Marguerite Higgins ........ tumbler ........ now tumbling before the crowned heads in Europe. Wil li a m Fingerhut ........ philanthropist ........distributes gum to every school child. Mildred Schwellinger ........ secretary ........ one of the reasons wives worry about husbands. Clarence Fultz ........ saxophonist ........ also studying the art of crooning. Alberta Teall ......... farmer ........ .became a farmer because she liked the dialect. Carl Kraft ........ cosmetic manufacturer ...... inventing powder that will hide blushes. Bennie Wexler ........ wrestler ........ wants to know if it wouldn't be possible for a man to have extra arms and legs attached. Kathleen Mugfor ......... machinist ........ de- sires an occupation where she can act like a man. James Nassar ........ aviator ........ goes up in the air at the slightest provocation. Ruth Mundwiler ...... education ...... writing a blpok giving all the answers to a teacher's KW yy! Robert Bader ........ composer ........ lives in Tin Pan Alley and writes music no one understands. Virginia Barnes ..... popular debutante ...... inaugurating style for purple hair. Arthur Kaminsky ......., debater ........ always takes the negative side in debates. Albertina Lyczkowski ...... marathon danc- er ...... holds the world's record after dancing 1,360,264 hours continuously. Frank Gable .....,. author ........ W r i t i n g a book on How to Go Steady With Three Girls at One Time. Robert Markee ...... admiral ...... efficient at scrubbing decks, peeling potatoes, and sa- luting officers. Phyllis Netz ........ athlete ........ captured all events for women in the last Olympics. Arthur Wieber ...... Jvagabond ...... he's just a Vagabond Lover. Marjorie Saxton ........ lollypop tester ........ that gives her mouth those provoking curves. Nathan Lupu ........ cowboy ........ he can't ride it horse, but he looks grand in a six-gallon at. Willetta McCown ........ snake-charmer ........ prefers the poisonous type that have no tongue or fangs. Miles Booth ........ kibitizer ........ is an excel- lent fifth at the bridge table. Daisy Mack ,....... tight rope walker ........ Eralllis across the Grand Canyon picture oo . Hermond Lacey ........ warden ..... ...that's a good way to keep himself out of a cell. Evelyn Abood .... .tent maker ...... furnishes clothes for fat women in the circus. George Mininger ...... paperhanger ...... likes to decorate rooms with strips of red, green, blue, and white paper. Glenn Smith ....... safe cracker ........ would rather have soda or graham, however. Dorothy Getz ........ food demonstrator ........ illustrates to savages what food is. Brenton Lydey ...... superintendent ........ the chief superintendent who superintends superintendents. Frances Ford ........ biographer ...... writes bi- ographies of people before they are born. Francis Wood ...... shoe shiner ........ slightly cimllor-blind, so he uses black polish on White s oes. Dorothy Dimke ........ floor walker ........ helps embarrassed young men locate personals for their girls. Harold A r d n e r ........ toupee-maker ........ is making a wig of long curls for himself.. Lucille Deck ........ banister slider ........ pro- vides all banisters with springy cushions. Edward Cieslikowski ........ playboy ........ he wants work, but work doesn't want him. Harold Lange ........ engraver ....... engraves gleiarge Washington's picture on one-dollar 1 s. Joseph Desparois ...... flea trainer ...... they jump through rings, ride bicycles, and run races. Florence Alpert ........ c r i t i c ........ criticizes the way mosquitoes bite. E Carl Monto ........ clown ....... it's a natural gift and not affected. Felicia Mateyunas ...... comedienne ...... she doesn't know it but her friends do. Joseph Yates ........ grave-digger ........ gyps the public and gives them only two feet of earth for a cover. J Helen Ignatowicz ...... pencil sharpener ...... wood goes to wood. Julius Metty ........ diplomat ........ whenever a country wishes to declare war it sends him to further the good will. Luella Grossenbacher ........ advertiser ........ illustrates the before and after taking Hocpoc pills. Stanley Bialecki ...... bellringer ...... beloved man of the nation because he rings ,the lunch bell. Grace Harler ........ bundle-wrapper ........ she puts the bundles into a bag so they don't come apart. Charles Borchardt ........ magician ....... car- ries white mice around in order to scare the girls who bother him. Richard Chrzanowski ....... jeweler ....... ,has a very large supply of fancy pop bottles. Mary Angermeier ........ patriot ........ Right or right, my country. Charles Kimberly ........ sculptor ........ great chiseler. Margaret Whitacre ........ bicycle rider ........ including the one can do fancy tricks, where her feet are on the pedals and..her hands on the handle bars. ., Joseph Zychowicz ...... chiropodist ...... steps on the girl's feet while dancing so as to make business. Lurlie Tennyson ........ teacher ........ teaches teachers how to teach. Adam Czech ........ pawnbroker ........ always had a fondness for balls. Florence Berry ........ searcher ........ search- ing for the perfect man. K 7 nun '- --1 wi vm 1 ge c nil c - 'f' . W K . 13 -5.3 i fl EW ll 'i illl l l . 'll 'I II 'Win -- Senior Class Prophecy Ellen Jane Scarisbrick ........ social service worker ........ sees that undernourished in- fants get six quarts of coffee per day. Ray Crouse ........ electrician ...... makes sure that the lights don't come on at the wrong time. Alice Mack ........ high diver ........ set world's record of two feet, three inches. George Fraser ........ boxer ........ can knock himself out with no difliculty. Pauline Lebovitz ........ artist ...... letting her hair grow so she can at least look the part. Donald Kopka ........ botanist ........ searching for the tree on which money hangs. Mary Briley ........ librarian ...... best author- ity on picture books for children. Edward Hoffman ........ baseball player ........ this fellow who takes a fiy swatter to catch a y. Vivan Mayer ........ actress ........ starring in the show Twin Sisters. Virginia Mayer ........ a c t r e s s ........ starring in the show Twin Sisters. Raymond Zimmerman ........ street car con- ductor ........ averages two collisions a day. Don Patton ...... biologist ...... is going into conference with the author of How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes. Annie Spencer ........ runs a poultry farm ........still looking for the goose that laid the golden egg. Robert Mitchell ........ baker ........ always was fond of dough. Nellie Flaum ........ bridge expert ........ mak- ing new rules so that it is permissible to trump your partner's ace. David Odesky ........ broker ...... keeps every- one who knows him broke too. Margaret Smith ........ economist ........ trying to show the public that if one and one equaled four, times would be better. Jerald Blatt ........ fisherman ......,. likes the poor fishes who have plenty of money. Virginia Marchant ........ playwright ...... has Written one famous three-word play. Robert MarzluE ........ inspector ...... inspect- ing the menus in every restaurant to see that translation of French names are included. Bertha Rappaport ........ stylist ........ b r i n g- ing high top shoes for women into style. K e n n e t h Carnes ........ waiter ........ waits around for something to happen. Marie Schwab ........ horsewomen ........ after a little more practice she is going to chal- lenge Paul Revere. Ronald Piesiewicz ........ engineer ....... n o t the kind that builds bridges but the kind that keeps a furnace going. Katherine Tinkham ........ telephone oper- ator ....... only gives wrong numbers to those who put slugs in pay phones. William Callanan ........ i c e m a n ........ t h e reason for all the jokes about icemen. Edna Riek.... .... acrobat.: ..... can turn A a double somersault and land on her head. Morton Milstein ........ juggler ........ juggles jugs that are filled with juggle Water. Evelyn Hamilton ........ cashier ........ she can cash in on her sweet smile. John Glinka ........ butcher ........ often hands out slices of his fingers instead of meat. Lucille Ferguson ......,. philosopher ........ her philosophy is Don't eat, drink, and be merry, because t o m o r ro w you have indigestionf' 5 Max Degendorfer ........ brewer ........ brews brew just like they brew in good old Germany. Ann Clapfish ...... speaker ...... it'sjust a nat- ural habit. , Robert Clark ........ historian ........ r e m e m - bers every great date in history, especially his birth date. Lottie Minor ........ linguist ....... speaks all languages including pig-Latin. Vern Davidson ........ lip reader ......., prefers bright red lips with Cupid bows. Vera Hart ...... dentist ...... she drills until she strikes oil. Carl Campbell ........ mailman ........ delivers all his love notes in person. Loretta Janes ........ authority in etiquette a ...... tells you what to do and when not to o it. Jack Wolf ........ politician ........ accepts bribes only from people who can afford them. Vitella Zeisloft ........ card champion ........ claims a mythical championship in Casino. John Steinmetz ........ railroad magnate ........hops rides on all the freight trains. E d m u n d Brooks ........ archaeologist ........ looking for the remains of the future. Mary Troutman ........ sociologist ........ t r y- ing to discover the reason why men leave home. John Stelnicki ........ geologist ........ hunting for a rock that just melts in your mouth. Dorothy Schuster ...... beauty operator ...... has a machine that gives one a new face for ten cents. Paul Simon ........ undertaker ........ u n d e r- takes jobs no one else will undertake. Tessie Krzyminski ........ swimmer.. ..... is an excellent swimmer but insists on sinking to the bottom. Stanley Wisniewski ........ jockey ........ whis- pers sweet nothings in the horse's ear to make him go faster. Goldie Schulak ........ circus performer ........ one of the Siamese twins. Rachel Schulak ........ circus performer ........ the other Siamese twin. - Morris Morgan ........ planter ........ his first crop was a well-trimmed mustache. RuthBoehler ........ manikin ........ shows what to wear and when and how to Wear it. Paul Kaseman ........ hunter ........ hunts for squirrels to keep him company. Virginia Hugill ........ heroine ........ saved her cat from falling off the porch. Alex Margy ........ hobo ........ has seen the world without a cent in his pocket. ' Martha Haynes ........ painter ........ uses rouges and lipstick for her materials. N o r m a n 'Moellenberg ........ weatherman ........the fellow who forecastsrain for every day because his brother sells raincoats. Mary Kornowa ........ window-washer ........ just in her own home. M V Daniel Urbanski ........ lumber-jack.q.a .... just like George Washington, only G e o r g e didn't lie. . Ethelyn Wehrle ........ manicurist. ...... .uses green-tipped purple nail polish. Joe Szelagowski ........ p r o m o t e r ....... pro- motes anything from turtle races to air- plane derbys. Elia Barefield ........ check girl .... ....takes all checks except rubber. William Alpert ........ lighthouse k e e p e r ........two rooms and a bath. Edith McKinnon ........ fortune teller ....... prophesies a million dollars for anyone who crosses her palm with silver. Edwin Kokocinski ........ hermit ........ his ex- periences with women have disillusioned him. Grace Eckhart ........ c a n a r y raiser ........ hopes when one dies, she will inherit its voice. George Walker ........ s t o w a W a y ........ can stowaway four good meals a day. Sarah Katz ........ cow-milker .... .wants to see how it feels to be knocked over by the cow's tail. Noel Keifer ........ u m b r e 11 a mender. ...... . also sells umbrellas because after he re- pairs them a new one is needed. Wilma Jaschke ........ p e r fu m e r ........ be- lieves in showing the world how sweet smells help to get your man. Erwin Oehlers ........ piano mover ........ en- joys showing off his strength. Len Duszynski ........ roofer ...... puts tin roofs on glass houses. Dorothy Morgan ...... harmonica player ...... gives her mouth good exercise. Frank Tokes ..... truant officer .... just seek- ing revenge. , Irene Staskiewicz ...... zoologist ........ adores playing with the cute little monkeys. Matthew Obloza ........ soldier ...... one ofthe original wooden soldiers. Betty Brown ........ digger ........ digs deep into her husband's pockets. Stanley Zimkowski ...... statesman ........ has been in every state in the union. Maxine Dodd ....... pacifist ...... she could never win an argument, anyhow. Donald Schaefer ........ miner ........ has been used to spending most of his time in the dark. i John Leatherman ....... contractor ........ con- tracts debts he can't pay. Walter Urbanowicz ........ prophet ........ has forecast the end of the world at least six times. Dorothy J eziorski ........ dog fa n cier ........ has an Airdale, a German Police dog, and a Pekinese. Sylvester Szepanski ........ night watchman ........guards his own home because he has insomnia. John Eisenreich ........ printer., ...... has per- fected a device for type-stretching. Helen Dutcher ........ explorer ........ exploring the jungles of New York City. Frank Kasowski ........ yes man ........ he knows better than to tell her No. Francis Hartnett ........ usher ........ the kind who tells one that there are plenty of seats. Evelyn Johnston ........ movie actress ........ plays opposite Mickey Mouse. Chester Gardocki ........ ship builder ........ the great big ships sold in the five and ten. Henry Swan ........ porter ........ expects a ten- cent tip for each glass of ice water. Mary Louise Steger ........ play girl ........ plays for big butter-and-egg men. Kenneth Glattis ........ rich ma n ........ the richest man in Hicksville. Wal t e r Przyborowski ........ o r a t o r ...... . orates on anything at anytime. Lillian Snelling ........ baker ........ bakes bread just like grandmother used to bake. Abraham Stram ........ he-man ........ the kind all girls dream about. 2 me i ff y ,222-TE 1 'a ff f F . Zig i F 5 ii, f i l g E l will ll ' f m 1.1 .Wham -i t fu Ill lb 3 Senior Class Prophecy Frederick Shea ........ ki d n a p p e r ........ kid- naps anything from noisy cats to moaning saxophones. Mary Kostopulos ........ washerwoman ........ washes face, neck, and ears at least once a day. Joseph Kucharski ........ lawyer ........ the best he ever did for a client was ten years in jail. Roy Gonia ......., organ grinder ........ people throw money at him just to get rid of him. Catherine K o c h ........ hypochondriac ........ someone recently sent her a pair of rose- colored glasses for a gift. Henry Weinman ,....... mountain climber trying to reach Heaven by that method. Norman Meilink ........ barber ....... c a r r i e s all sizes of bowls in stock. Doris Root ...... policewomen ...... she's what parents threaten bad children with. Albert Wagner ...... chiropractor ...... t a k e s out aches where they are and puts them in where they aren't. Phyllis Windstine ........ airplane hostess ........when travelers get air-sick, she merely throws them out. Julian Sommer ........ sheriff ........ a 1 w a y s gets his man if his man doesn't get him first. Beatrice Curry ........ elevator operator .,...... enjoys watching riders suffer when she stops suddenly. Sam R if k in ........ exhibition dancer ........ originated the stumble step. Norma Burmeister ....... c o r n e ti s t ........ wishes to trade her instrument for a whistle. Howard Muar ........ fireman ........ pours gas- oline on the flames. Lucille Baranowski ,....... society e d i t o r ........that's a sure way of getting her name in the paper. . Paul Kanous ........ grocer ........ if business is bad, he just eats it up and starts another one. Helen Cyranowska ........ n u r s e ........ can't stand the sight of blood. Grover Green ........ ping-pong champion ........uses this game as a substitute for tennis. Walter Nieckarz ........ plumber ........ applies his forgetfulness to a good vocation. Dorothy Smolinski ........ gardener ........ just loves to sew on Bachelor's Buttons. Eugene Kelsey ........ big banker ........ carries the money from the bank into the armored cars. Florence Shames ........ typist ........ h a s in- vented a new twelve-finger method. Fred Slawski ........ preacher ........ preaches on this modern generation which is resign- ing itself to perdition. Lester Skaff ........ paper c o l 1 e c t o r ........ makes it into confetti and sells it to high school students. Marie Swaya ........ artist ........ has tempera- ment for any kind of artist. Frank Katafiasz ........ football coach ........ has his teams slap the opponents on the wrist instead of tackling. Dorothy Shore ........ lawyer ....... after five years of practicing she has 1 1 case out of 1. Ruth Kaiser ........ automobile driver ........ only woman entrant in the Indianapolis races. Meyer Schall ........ president ........ president of Society for Prevention of Fleas for Help- less Dogs. Melvin Spencer ........ shoemaker ........ from three ordinary pairs of shoes he makes one pair to fit him. Delores Durbin ....... trouper ........ is a mem- ber of the Singer Midget group. Sydney Schall ........ eye docter ........ looks cross-eyed at patients and makes them believe that they are cross-eyed. Louise Nassar ........ chemist ........ includes H ,O among the deadly poisons. Roman Suszka ........ boy scout ........ insists on doing one good deed a day. Leo Zychowicz ........ radio announcer ....... won first prize for poorest diction. Florence Wojciechowski ........ s c i e n t i s t ........discovered the perpetual motion ma- chine, a woman's mouth. Chester Salwiesz ..,..... copyist ........ gained his experience in tests at high school. William Gordon ........ editor ........ editor of a magazine published every hundred years. Ann Kuszek ........ egotist ........ however, she uses the word me instead of I, Ralph Michalak ........ inventor of chil- dren's games ........ prefers the old game of bean bag throwing. Molly Cone ........ dancing t e a c h e r ...... knows all the latest steps including the Virginia Reel. Thomas Harvey ........ vocalist ........ one of the original Mills Brothers. Paul Gorny ........ golfer ........ made eighteen holes in one in the same round. Lucille Wickstrom ........ cook ........ tries all her delicacies on Eddie. Edward Wilkinson ........ doctor ........ makes lmedicines to cure himself after eating Lucille's food. Esther Jakcsy ........ poetess ........ rewriting Milton's Paradise Lost to suit herself. William Reeves ........ traveler ........ c a n ' t find hotel beds long enough for him. Lois Hotz ........ singer ....... starring with the opera company of Paducah, Kentucky. Woodrow DeShetler ........ stationer ........ in- stituting chain of soda fountains in his sta- tionary shops. Joe Friedman ........ salesman ........ trying to sell himself into a big job with a big pay check. Mildred Dawson .... nurse ...... the kind who nurse rich men back to health and then marry them. Bob Doster ...... owns a junk shop. ..... makes new cars from all the old parts. R o b e r t a DuMounte ........ photographer ........takes pictures of herself all day Vernon Burke ........ golf pro ........ has classes filled with pretty girls. ' Thelma Brown ....... explorer ....... trying to find the lost continent. Robert Eiseman ........ barker in a circus ....... also acts as the wild man from Borneo. Harriet Maier ........ dancer ........ instead of the spring dance she does the fall dance. William Rosenberg ........ journalist ........ has major position on New York Times, that of copy boy. Edward Cychler ........ violinist ........ gi v e s concerts for anyone who will listen to him. Ruth Dorf ........ blue singer ...... she's always singing the blues. Victor Isenstein ........ student ........ taking a correspondence school course in How to Cure Bashfulnessf, Elise Vidlund ........ movie star ..... ..is ex- ceedingly chummy with her countrywoman, Greta Garbo. Marvin Trattner ...... accountant ........ he can make any book balance even if he has to put in extra figures. Lilian Greenberg ........ conducts matrimo- nial bureau ........ helps poor souls less fortu- nate than she. Edward Stelnicki ........ teacher ........ teaches a class in the art of cheerleading. Ann Ein ........ vaudeville star ........ special- izes in monologues. George S c h u 1 t e ........ ice-skater ........ c a n make the figure eight with only three falls. E n i d Howenstine ........ missionary ........ teaching relativity to the savages. Stanley Szczepanik ...... j udge ...... sentences anyone to death who dares make a remark or tries to pull his blond curls. Ann Essak ........ astrologist ....... only gazes at the stars in the daytime, because it's too dark at night. Dan Sahadi... ...track star ........ runs to the grocery six times a day for his wife in order to keep in condition. Ernest Shea ........ circus e m p 1 o y e e ........ hauls water for the elephants to drink. Edmund Pryba ........ emancipator ........ frees chickens from their coops. Sophie Kosakowski ........ hair-dresser ........ gives the belles of Centerville the newest Paris styles. Harry Hester ........ haberdasher ........ s ell s a purple shirt, a red tie, and a green handkerchief to match. ' Don Rich ........ planter ........ plants rubber trees in Maine and cotton in Montana. Veronica Murzynski ........ spy ........ spies on her husband. Robert Pfefferle ........ k n i f e grinder ........ guarantees to dull edges on all knives. Sadie Skafi' ........ house-to-house canvasser ........sells awnings. Edmund Kowalski ........ le g i s l a t o r ........ makes laws for himself only. Leo Prybylski ....... actor ........ takes the part of Leo, the Lion in all films. Marian Selter ........ manipulator ........ ma- nipulates the dishcloth three time a day. Charles Ray ........ bullfighter ........ can he only throw the bull! Margaret Purnia ........ mermaid ........ lives twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Gertrude Reed ........ minstrel ........ travels from country to country singing about her adventures. ' Clemens Grochowski ........ miller ........ he's the fellow who buys the wheat to make the flour to make the bread. Alvira Polito ........ mixer...f .... mixes stones and baking powder together to make biscuits. Edward J aniszewski ........ sage ........ grave philosopher, serious, wise. Geraldine Provonska ........ siren ......., that which attracts people to fires. g Ray J ankowski ......., juror ........ if twelve are for acquittal, he is for conviction. Sophie Razny ........ gossiper ........ has a six- party telephone line. Paul Auth ....... wit ........ and not a half one either. My eyes grow weary, and I drop off into a light slumber, dreaming of the days when we were all members of Woodward's grad- uating class of 1933. g ' f W? pii aii T-f..Tif?W?m - g1-l-g- f ----..- 5 :21. , Ci WI I ' ' it isifqll I ll '- ll ' + 2,.. nmifu 5+ mffrlihkfm QI ilk Class Of '35 SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS AND COMMITTEES Lowell Baumker Daniel Karnikowski Sam Schall Earl Kosbab Louis Barrie Harold Ra Sergeant-at-Arms Checking Constitution Ticket Ex. Com. Ex. Com. Leo Jankowski Eleanor Ray Miss Cronk Mr. Meek Virginia Stackowicz Mary Splitt Ex. Com. Invitation Class Dean Class Dean Decoration Ticket James Sfaelos Grace Reinbolt William Ray Ruth DeShet1er Ruth Kaminsky Vice President Treasurer President Secretary Reporter Just Sophomores---Take Your Pick ll-.... Y X5 15 , H 1 '-' f p -Q S '::- J-. 5 QL. 5 T A A I I 1'- I. I H.. 'll 'alll l l ll lllll Il ll ll 1 I w 1 ' Class Of '34 JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS AND COMMITTEES A Alvina Piesiewicz Anita Eurenius Donald McFerren Alice Kreft Isabelle Larrow Alice Gregorek Program Ways and Means Ring J-Hop Reporter Treasurer Carl Polcyn Ruth Ramlow Robert Ridenour Ethel Dull Carl Dority Play Vice President President Secretary Social Our Future Seniors-4-- a A 2 I 3 xp fm ff---f e Class Of '36 Eugene Zytkus e 4 Sam Levine Francis Dunn Olen Boroughf Dorothy Kaszubiak Bertha Jakcsy Julia Bennett Here They Are---800 Strong ..-ii... . -1.-.i.... 11......i ,, f . Cf: g' ' B --- I W 'e ' u V TP Ez? --?5g 1Fi ? T A ' x 325 H4 I ' 1 '. 21 n.fE'.lEgh'm .f ait HM o wl , i iw ag In ul - I ' -i v. Flirlhlsrm in if lb -l l A Year With The Clubs Club Reviews by Ruth Dorf Woodward Dramatic Societies The year 1932-3 marked a new era in Woodward's dramatic history. With the arrival into Woodward's ranks of two very dramatic minded new teachers, the Misses Dorothy Warner and Dorothy Kellogg, three dramatic societies were organized. The Senior Class named its club The Playshopf' Its year began with the spon- soring of a mass meeting before the Wood- ward-Scott football game. A o n e - ac t comedy, Thanks Awfully, was given in the auditorium on February 6. Miss War- ner, adviser ofthe club, also directed the Senior Class production, Daddy-Long- egs. Ye Curtaine Players was chosen as the name of the junior dramatic group. A Christmas play, How the Great Guest Came, was given December 19 for juniors and seniors. This organization studied pantomime, diction, period costume, and make-up. The Junior Class production, Little Women, was directed by its ad- viser, Miss Kellogg. Under the name Little Theatre Guildfi the sophomore dramatic club studied en- semble performances, pantomime and makeup. It presented three one-act skits for an assembly, which were repeated for an alumni meeting. A charity play, A Christ- mas Dilemma, at which a collection was made for welfare work, was given for the Sophomore Class. Miss Kellogg, its adviser, also directed the Sophomore Class produc- tion, Once in aPalace. Student Council The Woodward Student Council is com- posed of represantatives from all organi- zations in the school. The work of the council lies in preventing conflicts in the activities and the meetings of the various clubs, and in disciplining the conduct in the halls. The student council carried on its work splendidly throughout the entire year. Social Science Club Current events and social p r o b le m s were the topics of discussion at the meet- ings of the Social Science Club. At the initiation held in November, pledges were required to wear historic costumes, espe-I cially those of the Colonial Period. On February 20 the club sponsored an assem- bly, which featured a two-act dramatiza- tion of the constitutional convention and songs of the Civil War period, and which commemorated the birthdays of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Home Economics Club The girls of the Home Economics Club opened their year with the one-act play Mrs Patt,', which was directed by Molly Cone. Their first social venture, Cupid's Fro1ic, given on February 16 at Riverside Shelter House, was a success. Ivan Grodi's orchestra played for dancing. Library Association As the library was badly in n e e d of books, the Library Association sponsored a dance, The Turkey Trot, on November 23. Proceeds were used to purchase books. The Association provided a Christmas basket fo r a large family. Donations were not only from member s of the club, but also from students who regularly made use of the library. The president of the organ- ization, Marjorie Devlin, held a tea in the library. All members were invited. The girls presented the play Where But In America at their meeting on April 29. International Club ' The Woodward International Club pre- sented an Armistice Day play Youth and Its World, which was repeated at the Y.W.C.A. and at DeVilbiss High School. The club also sent a folio featuring pictures of American customs and buildings and people to China. On May 18 in co-operation with DeVilbiss High School, the Interna- tional Club presented a broadcast in com- memoration of International Good-will Day. Honor Society Only ten students formed the Honor Society at the beginning of the year 1932. Its one social activity was a Christmas dance, Holly Hop, December 22. In the latter part of April, the club held a banquet in honor of new members. Junior and Senior Hi-Y Clubs The Senior Hi-Y began its activities with the Woodward-Scott Pre-Victory Dance. In the intra-murals the club won the cham- pionship in speedball. The basketball team won the championship of all the city Hi-Y clubs. During the month of February, an open forum was held every Sunday at the Y.W.C.A., which was attended by Hi-Y and Friendship clubs of the city. An annual splash party was held at the Y.W.C.A. with the Friendship girls. The Junior Hi-Y had a most successful year by carrying out its purpose of creating and maintaining a high standard of Christian character. a' Girls' Intra-Mural League Eight clubs make up the Girls' Intra- Mural League. Tournaments were played in speedball, hit pin, basketball, foul-shoot- ing, volleyball, baseball, and tennis. Each team had a manager who helped make the rules and regulations for the tourna- ments. At the end of the year, awards were given to the winning teams. Zetalethean Society The newly organized Zetalethean Literary Society began its social year with a Wiener roast on October 21. A mass meeting before the Waite-Woodward basketball game, at which the play A Mordern Operation was presented, was a big success. The Zets' annual spring bridge party was held at Riverside Shelter House in April, the an- nual banquet was in May. Programs for the year were on articles from contempor- ary magazines. Distinctions were loosely woven green sweaters with green Z's as emblems. Mrs. Paul Alexander and the Schuman Trio were guest-artists at the Zetalethan and Periclean Literary Societies, educational mass meeting Friday, February 10 The Woodward Band The Woodward Band sponsored two matinee dances this year. The first, on September 16, was for the purpose of ob- taing funds to purchase a new baton for the drum major. Proceeds of the second dance, given in October, purchased music. The band gave its annual concert in April. It cooperated with the other four high school bands in the annual May festival. i Peiuper Club Formal initiation of the Peiuper Club was held on October 15 at Ottawa Park. This club, composed of Jewish boys, also presented the Football Review dance on December 7, honoring football players of all high schools in the city. On January 15 the joint Hi-Y-Peiuper Club meeting was held at the Y. M. C. A. The annual banquet on June 9 ended the year. . Fasces Club At each of the Fasces Club meetings, re- ports concerning the Roman people and their customs were given by various mem- bers. A dramatization of scenes from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was given for one of the programs. An educational assembly, at which Dr. Laughton spoke on the play, Julius Caesar, was sponsored by the groupi' ' i I ' 3 i iffy? lim a ---...-.1.'75g 'lU1m im, U1' .4ma ...- l E , l n n. ?-QQ? ,. ,um ---F P jim m ---....- l 4 . ,fri J rn. is Senior Dramatics Society Ye Curtaine Players Arthur Kaminsky Ann Ein Ruth Dorf Grace Spaulding Virginia Zitz James Moll T'recLsm'ev- Secretary Reporter SCCl'0fU,'I'1l Vice-President K Reporter Miss Warner Marvin Trattner Roberta DuMounte Miss Kellogg Frances Bell Carl Dority Adviser President Vice-President Adviser Tfreavsurc-1' P1'esidm1.t ' Glee Club Robert Bader Miles Booth Kathyrn McDonald Trcasm'vr President Publicity Mgr. Mr. Clarence Ball Virginia Golder Adviser Pw'opc'rty M g'r. Little Theater Guild Art Klan Marjorie Herzberg Jane Staiger Louis Barrie James Moll Pauline Wilson Evelyn Hamilton Svcrc tary President- Vice-P'1'csident V 'ice-P1'cs'ifle'r1.t Rcportc r President Stella Taylor Miss Dorothy Kellogg Marcel Olender Lawrence Roberts Trcz1,su'rcfr Adv-isco' T mczsufrefz' Sergeant-at-Arms 11- .11-. ...Qi Wfw fn 52 g m f 'm m E if 4-. ' at 1 T WI A I N. - lg l lm :ll:ll W I f lm N 11 , MH 'il III ll E La Junta Castellana International Club Jean Clifton Donald McFerren Dorothy Shore Sam Schall Leona Jacobs Lester Skaif Reporter Vice-Plrsidmzf President T'1'GllfSllHl'U'7' Scvrctavry Vice-President James Nassar Dorothy Getz Miss Wetterman Miss A. Curtis Nellie Flaum Marvin Trattner TI'6fLSIl,7'C'7' .S'ec'retcm'y Adviser Acl-wiser President Reporter Fasces Club Paul Landwehr Jean Mathie Ruth Ramlow V ici--P-1'csi1Im1.1' Repo1'tz'r P'rcsz'dcnt Mr. H. Phipps Ethel Dull Margaret Keifer flclviscz' Sz'c1'ctafry Trcas1c'rcv' Freie Balm Le Cercle Francais Meyer Schall Virginia Schuster Charles Klinksick Lester Skaff Norma Flaum William Rosenberg Vicv-Prcsiflcizf Sz'c'1'cta'ry P1-esidgnt S'z'c:rvfwry President V'iCC-P'7'GS't!lGll-I Alice Henzler Miss Wetterman Earl Sommers Alberta Teall Meyer Novick Miss A. Curtis R1'lJ07'tL!.,' A glqxisgr T-rga,S1w'efr RC1J0'7'tC I' T'l'cclSlL-Tw' ACl'U'iS90' .:-I jim lm -, 'I nun V l... 1 gm will lm l J-2 I A ' ' - Zetalethean Society Periclean Society Ellen Scarisbrick Dorothy Smolinski Phyllis Netz Lois Hotz Miss Tippett Dorothy Redman T7'CllS?l'T'G7' VfCLY-P'I'CS'il107l-t .P-2'csicIw1.!. S0C1'0ffU'!! Ad'UiSG1' P7'CSfdGNi Miss Murphy Harriet Maier Mary MacDonald Alice Kreft Lucille Wickstrom Ruth Boehler Adqwiscq- Svc,-4-gag-y Rgpgq-tw Vice-Pe1'csidc11.t Sec1'c1Lm'y Trcusu,-rm' Home Economics Margaret I-lumes Maxine Dodd Daisy Mack T'rcrrs'1lfrm' I 1'asirIm1t Vicv-I'1'vsidc11.t Molly Cone Margaret Schnabel Miss Hazelton Svm'vIa,ry Sergeant-at-Arms Ad-riser Friendship Club Library Association Alvina Piesiewicz Esther Jakcsy Miss Nelson Roberta DuMounte Jean Mathie Marjorie Devlin Chaplain P '1'CSidGWf Ad'UiSG7' lV'i6C-I7?'CS'iClC7l-If Secretary Prcsirlcnl: Alice Kreft Lottie Minor Ellen Jane Scarisbrick Miss Sawtelle Florence Wojciechowski Treamwcz' Sec'reta'ry Vice-P1'esiden.t Adqpisgq- T,-e,LSu,,.6,- of s 'W ee -I--is 5? g --.-.... fx? w hat --'-MT H -'H w el Mlhhm H will err lm 'E l all T is fi We fr om 'l'-7--.-.':L.-T we or -fr fwf-if fm ii-5 Q , ? fi ' '! if - it lm . fifths ms Social Science Club Boys' Intra-Mural Ann Essak Dorothy Shore James Nassar Mr. Hanham Kenneth Bauman Jack Lockert To-casu.-rm' Reporter President Advisor Sec-rctwry President Miss Rutan Frank Gable Francis Hartnett Ted Kosydar Mr. Smith A dvisev' Vice-President Score tary II'iCC-P'I'CSld671-f Adviser Engineering Society Eddie Wilkinson Clyde DeShetler Robert Markee SOC'1'Ufll-'7'f,l Vice-President T'7'Gl1SZlf7'lf'7' Kenneth Carnes Raymond McCown Mr. Rohr Sergeant-at-Arms President Advise-1' Electrical Club Pica Club Max Minor Willard Cleaveland Mr. Bitter Louis Michalak Leonard Duszynski Mr. Montgomery Sf'crct1m'y President Adviser Sergeant-at-Arms T'7'8Cl,Sl,l,0'C'l' Advise-r Charles Borchardt Prank Heck Edward J ankowski Ernest Shea Chester Matuszak Vi cc -Pres ide nt T'rcas'u.-re1- P-resident Vice-P-rcs'ide'n.f Sec'rcta,1'y -1 1.,-.... ...-i- i gf 5? ---E fb ----'V..--- 29 f: 1I1,. ,,, ' Q5 2 u ivuwli '21 Q - ' SE ' l' :':'1,ll --it lu ..n1aa r s - Student Council Salesmanship Club Helen Abood Robert Mitchell Mr. Alberstett Ann Essak Edward Hoffman Mr. Alberstett V'iCC-P'l'6S'id97l.f President Adviser Sccrcta,-ry Reportcfr Adviser Miss Barnes Ellen Jane Scarisbrick Mary Briley David O'Desky Adviser' Secrctzwy President Vice-President Honor Society Mr. E. L. Clark Dorothy Shore Leona Jacobs Adviseo' lliCl3-P'I'CSidG?1-t S ccrekta'ry Marvin Trattner Norma Flaum Mr. Phipps President Trczl-src.-1'm' Ad-viscr Girls' Athletic League A11t0I110tiV6 Club Miss McClure Phyllis Netz Alice Kalinowski Irving Greenspoon Daniel Slawski Mr. Nuber Advise-r Vice-P'1'es'idc ni T-1'ea,s1m'w' Sv CW ffwy P V0 S'id0'H 1? ACl'UiSG'l' Harriet Maier Dorothy Smolinski Miss Cornwell Edmund Pryba L0l1iS Sieczkowski P-reside-nt Score tary Adviser Vive-P1'GSfdwLf RffP0'7'fU'1' f5'? ? - --.E lv? --F -2-..1'-3 N? get 'l.-..l.--- .M i t Quill And Dagger Edward Chevalier Robert Pfeiferle Frank Gable S'ccrctfz.ry Prcsidc-nt V-ice-P'residcn.t George Schulte Paul Landwehr Sergeant-at-Arms Trea,szm'e'r Peiuper Club Mr. Rike Sam Rifkin Jerald Blatt Adviser T'7'8flS2L'TC'l' Suc'rcIa,-ry Joe Friedman Meyer Schall William Fingerhut V i615-P'I'l?S'lllC?l-t P-resident Reporter Senior Hi-Y Edmund Brooks George Fraser Edward Chevalier Reportm' Tfreaswrev' Scorefafry Robert Mitchell Mr. Sheline Fred Slawski PI'6S'lLlC72t Adviser Vice-Presizlc11.t Senior Hi-Y Edmund Brooks George Fraser Edward Chevalier Reporter T7'CllS'Il'l'G7' Sec:-etary Robert Mitchell Mr. Sheline Fred Slawski President AcI'v'iscr Vice-P1'cs'ide'r1.t . Junior Hi-Y James Hope Ernest McFarland Mr. Phipps Sec'rcta'1'y Sergeant-at-Arms Adviser Dan Kasprzak Olin Boroughf President Vice-President m '7 lllll I qri0 In 'Fit fi ' -- A . ft lm: , e 1 , gan g is 7 with . In is . ... . 1 A Year With The Clubs Club Reviews by Ruth Dorf W Club The VV Club is an honorary club for all the girls who have received a Wood- ward athletic letter. The first activity of the year was an entertainment for the Waite High School WH girls at a get-to- gether party. This W girls' reunion brought together many former Woodward girls who attended other schools last year. The W Club's after-school dance proved to be a success. All the ushering at the varsity football and basketball games was '-done by W girls. Letters and chevrons were given to the deserving girls on Recog- nition Day. The year ended with the an- nual week end party, where all two-year- letter seniors were given rewards. Girls' Athletic League The Girls' Athletic League has an active membership of seventy-five girls. Al- though there are no contests between the different high school girls, sports, there is a large and greatly interested group which takes part in the inter-class and inter-club program outlined by the Woodward gym instructors. The annual activities of the League are the Hallowe'en Masquerade fgiven October 25 this yearl and the Phy- sical Education Meet in the s pri ng. Awards of letters and chevrons were made at the annual Recognition Day. Aeronautics Society The Woodward Aeronautics Society was organized four years ago by a group of boys interested in aeronautics. Because of the lack of aviation enthusiasm in Wood- ward, the club is naturally small. Discus- sions within the club this year have been chiefly on technical articles, such as motors, propellors, steamlines, and other phases of aeronautics. La Junta Castellana The Spainsh club, La Junta Castellana, began its tenth year with a formal initia- tion in Room 118, October 26, 1932. Pro- grams for the monthly meetings have consisted of discussions in Spainish on art, music, Woodward, and the city of Toledo. February 3, the club sponsored a peppy mass meeting in the auditorium in honor of the St. John's-Woodward basketball game. The club's annual semi-formal dance was held April 7 at the Park-Roe Town Club. A banquet in May climaxed the year's activities. Engineering Society The Engineering Society opened its activ- ities of the year with an inspection tour of the Libby Glass Plant. The second event of the year was the annual trip to Detroit, made for the purpose of inspecting the Ford plant. The E n g i n e e r i n g Society closed its year with a banquet, given in May. Art Klan Among the interesting affairs repeated annually by the Woodward Art Klan is the Birthday Party. This party is given in the spring of the year. All members, friends, and prospective members are in- vited to go sketching. This sketching party gives prospective members an opportunity to reveal their artistic ability in landscape drawing. A program was given in the auditorium to which all students and teach- ers interested in art work were invited. All grades in the art classes were repre- sented on this program. Christmas cards were produced and sold among the teach- ers, the student body, and the parents. At each meeting the members discussed noted artists of various countries. Royal Woodwardites The Members and the director of the Royal Woodwardites willingly played for all school activities for which they were asked to render their services this year. This dance orchestra is composed entirely of Woodward students. It played for the Libbey-Woodward football mass meeting. The Senior I-lick Party, the Junior Kid Party, and the Style Show of the Indus- trial Arts Exhibition also were furnished music by this group. Junior Class How the Great Guest Came, a Christ- mas play, was the first affair sponsored by the Junior Class. The annual Kid Party entertained many members of the class. With the aid of the Junior Dramatics Club, this class presented Little Women on March 27. Periclean Society The Periclean Literary Society opened its activities of the year with a get-together party given by its adviser, Miss Louise Tippett. To show its interest in school af- fairs the club sponsored mass meetings for the Waite-Woodward football game, and the Central-Woodward basketball game. On February 10 the Periclean Society and the Zetalethean Society put on an educa- tional program, consisting of classical mu- sic by the Schuman Trio and a talk by Mrs. Paul Alexander on Modern Books. This society presented the book Larry to the school library, funds for which were obtained through proceeds of a tea given March 24. The last event of the year was the annual Senior Farewell Party, given by the underclassmen. Quill and Dagger Society A literary discussion was an important feature of each meeting of the Quill and Dagger Society, which is a literary organ- ization for boys only. The boys gave an after-school dance, Pre-Victory Dance, in order to secure money to purchase new sweaters for the school cheerleaders. Le Cercle Francais Le Cercle Francais, Woodward's French Club, completed a successful year. The initiation banquet was held on October 25. French Club members celebrated Christ- mas with a party December 20. The fifth annual Co-ed Prom was presented Febru- ary 17. This annual affair has become so popular, that similar proms have been in- stituted in other high schools in the city. Le Medelir Malgre Lue, by Moliere, was presented by the Molierist En with help from advanced French students at a P. T. A. meeting. Woodward Orchestra Woodward's Concert Orchestra, under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum, played at many school activities throughout the year. Accompaniment to two operattas, and the Junior and Senior plays was fur- nished by the orchestra. A musical concert, presented the evening of March 14, was thoroughly enjoyed by parents and friends of orchestra members. Woodward's musi- cal group participated in the May Festi- val activities. A few members of the Woodward orchestra were chosen to play in a concert under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum in December. This musicale was given in the new Concert Hall at the Art Museum. Woodward Friendship Clubs The Senior Friendship Club's activities were quite numerous beginning November 9 with a wiener roast at Ottawa Park. On December 22 a joint pot-luck supper was enjoyed with the Senior Hi-Y at River- side Parkg Color Day, an annual Friend- ship Club enterprise, was held on January 125 on March 17 a St. Patrick's Dance was sponsored in the girls' gym. The year ended with a Mother and Daughters' banquet late in May. A group of Freshmen girls, members of the Woodward Friendship Club, met to decide whether or not they wished to organ- ize a Junior Friendship Club. All the girls were in favor of the organization. This year the club was made up of only Fresh- men girls. It will regularly consist of Fresh- men and Sophomores. A Freshman Mixer party was held to interest all Freshmen girls in the club. Easter baskets were made and given to a Childrenis institution. ' Sophomore Class Through the cooperation of its members and advisers, the Sophomore Class had a very successful year. The well-arranged class meetings and social events were en- joyed by everyone. One of the two out- standing events was the class play Once ina Palacev presented on March 9, the other was the annual Soph Strut, held in the form of a Spring Frolic, given April 28. .1-1. .i'l'i f' ?'-Ef gg f .. .tt was s' ms ATHLETIC BOARD OF CONTROL First Row---C. M. Meek Charles C. LaRue Roland Bevan Second Row---E. R. Rike Howard Phipps Homer Hanham Arthur Smith S. B. Crouse A Philo C. Dunsmore A NEW ERA THE YEAR 1932-33 can be marked as the beginning of an era in athletics here. No longer will Woodward be a threat in only one sport, but, hereafter, all its teams will cut figures in the city leagues. To Coach Rollie Bevan should go much of the credit for opening up this new era. His football team was by far the best ever to represent Woodward on the gridiron. His basketball team did more than uphold the high standards of former Woodward quintets. As coach of boxing, his boxers were barely nosed out of the title on a deci- sion that is still being disputed. Homer Hanham, coach of the championship reserve fiveg Art Smith, assistant football and track coachg and Howard Phipps, golf mentor, deserve recognition as leaders of the new era. The Athletic Board of Control has also done much to place Woodward high in sport circles. Woodward is now a chief figure in Toledo's athletic annals. WITH the publication of the 1933 edition of the SAGA-TATTLER, the Saga Staii' has completed one of the major achievments of the year. Only with the co-operation and untiring assistance of our advisers, Mr. Dunsmore, Mrs. McManamon, Mr. Alberstett, and Mr. Montgomery, have we been able to complete this undertaking. We wish to express our sincere appreciation for their guidance. The Staff also wishes to acknowledge the valuable assistance rendered by the members of the printing classes and of the Tattler Staff. It was through the combined efforts of all that the success of this publication was made possible. E vm F m 1 jj? llur m, T,--nl-Zlwg-:' ,l? -,jN?'Il, ..m, ' 3 ni . ll t T5 Q! E. 1 l H in ' 71 l vl li iiu iis '33 VARSITY FOOTBALL First Row--Reichlin, Kokocinski, Kraft, Szelagowski, McFarland, DeShetler, Kelly, Kataliasz, Zarembski, Boyd, Malaska, Friedman. Second Row-Penchef, Ass't Coach, Follas, Manager, Freeman, Kenyon, Leininger, Poczekaj, Oehlers, Reeves, Boardman, Corthell, Collins, Szczepauik, Smith, Ass't Coach, Bevan, Coach. Third Row--Baxter, Muar, Davis, Ayers, Wheaton, Jurek, Boroughf, Karnikowski, Novak, Donovan, Johnson, Wachtell, Bugajewski. ' Football Summary Woodward 102 North Baltimore 0 Woodward 47 Howe Military Acad. 0 Woodward 14 Scott 0 Woodward 71 Upper Sandusky 0 Woodward 0 Waite 19 Woodward 6 Youngstown Chaney 0 Woodward 6 Central 0 Woodward 6 Libbey 0 Woodward Total-252 Opponents' Total-19 Football Review ' NINETEEN victories out of twenty-one contests on both the gridiron and basket- , ball court is the record compiled by Woodward teams in the two major sports this year. H In football, the Polar Bears were a record-breaking team from the beginning. Opening the season with a 102-0 win over North Baltimore, they were undefeated . and unscored upon except by the powerful Waite Eleven. Included in this record is Woodward's first football victory over Scott. -:E l as .I ' A .,' I ... I - ll ' ' I ll I HH fl sf ? lg W f .' gi .? F i 1 ' ' lg y iiilll 1 bFH' w Rf31i .tilllhtt .rw 21 It '33 VARSITY BASKETBALL First Row--Szczepanik, Isenstein, Reeves, Captain, Harvey, Friedman. Second Row-Bevan, Coach, Kosydar, Corthell, Czarcenski, Meacham, Michalak, Follas, Manager. Basketball Summary Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Woodward Grand Rapids Holland Wapakoneta Troy Archbold Whitmer Waite Central Lima Central St. John's Kenton DeVilbiss Scott Woodward Totals-497 Opponents' Total-WZ35 '33 RESERVE BASKETBALL Basketball Review WOODWARD had a successful season in basketball. Only a 22-24 defeat hung on the Bears at Waite spoiled a perfect 13- game schedule and cost them the city title by a few percentage pointsg even this de- cision they later reversed in the district tour- nament. All other opponents on the schedule fell victims to the high-scoring Woodward Five. On Floor--Jazwiecki, Mollenberg, First Row--Kosydar, Corthell, Meacham, Captain, Michalak, Hiltman Second Row-Hanham, Coach, Davis, Birthwright, Czarcenski, Tschogl Kornowa. 'I fy i 1 -l .. .-.. .nn ,s --.-Z., - F Wm- l U' I-it-gil JM nl l l l in I fi illl il lim M ull ilm H S5 Farewell ddress is Q if OMMENCEMENT! This word, mingling the joys of the past four years with thoughts of departure and wonder of our fu- ture, bears out its meaning twofold. It stands for our attainment of that goal which had been set before us, it stands for our going out into a greater sphere of life which will lead to higher achievements. Our school life has not been in vaing it was not intended to be so as education has become a necessity, culturally and vocation- ally, to our lives. Through our contacts with teachers and students, we have learned to become open-minded, friendly, and not in- different to the affairs of life and the world about us. The source of our knowlege was not confined to textbooks, for through our daily routine of classes we unconsciously became enrolled in the Great School of Expe- rience. Our life together has offered golden oppor- tunities for self-expression which is so essen- tial to youth and to character building. Under the trained guidance of faculty members, We found outlets for our thoughts in every chan- nel of interest. Adventurers in literature found beauty in prose and poetry in English classesg students with keen minds studied mathematicsg boys and girls reviewed the downfalls and the uprisings of kingdoms and nations in ancient, medieval, and modern history, scientific minds dared the broader subjects in the study of chemistry, physics, general science, and biology, the home-lov- ing girl trained herself in the home economics courseg boys prepared themselves for skilled work in the industrial arts classes, interna- tionally-mined students sought the cultural studies of the language department. Our over- enthusiasm of school spirit found an outlet at football and basketball games, and our bodies found healthful recreation in the gym- nasium and in a broad field of athletics. In all, we have been united in a common purpose, that of seeking knowledge and of gaining truth through knowledge. In our pursuit, we have come to love with deepest reverence and respect, the school of our most critical days, because in it we have found a symbol of idealism that spurs us on to greater heights. As we enter the Great Working-Word before us, we shall often look back upon these high school days, and cherish the many happy thoughts that we hold. Most important of all, we shall remember the friendships we have formed, the understanding spirit be- tween student and teacher, and the associa- tions of students with one another. We have taken high tests in citizenship through the organizations in our little democratic world, tasting defeats and successes but withholding our aims againsthidden forces. Through these experiences, life was made an everlasting joy, because in them we found companions of our actions, inspirational outbursts, problems, and school fun. This spirit of modernism which has swept over youth has led us on to personal expres- sions of mind. Our quest for knowledge has developed our senses to a point of action. Commencement has opened the doors of the Future to this Greater Life. -Esther Jakcsy. ss---- ----+ ---Pa g f Oonw RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive J MASS MEETING IS Vol. V Q Toledo, Ohio, September 23, 1932 No. 2 PASS CAMPAIGN CAMPAIGN TIME S TWO WEEK COURSE NEARING FINISH EXTENDED WEEK IN LAW IS OFFERED HELD BEFORE GAME Goal Of Five Hundred Tickets May Be Reached Before End With an estimated number of three hundred passes h a v i n g been sold by Wednesday, it is ex- pected that the goal of five hun- dred will be reached before to- morrow's game. The tickets were sold through the home room classes with Mr. Sheline's room making the best showing. Seventeen tickets were sold in a class of thirty five. The pass is being sold on the payment plan to any student who promises to pay, although fifty cents must be paid before the Scott game. The total amount xgiust be paid by first of Novem- er. Seven games including the four city games are listed on the pass which costs only two dollars, the lowest season pass price in the city. A single ticket pur- chased for tomorrow's game costs thirty-five cents. The campaign has been con- ducted by Mr. C. M. Meek, secre- tary of the Woodward Athletic Association. Eighteen Students Enroll In Beginner's Journalism Eighteen sophomores and jun- iors are enrolled in the fourth hour journalism class taught by Miss Marie J. Doering. This class prepares students for fu- ture Tattlerstaif positions. Members of the class are Ruth Kaminsky, Thelma Wells, Helen Swaya, Virginia McMann, Molly Rubin, Virginia Schuster, Doro- thy Corthell, Marjorie Corthell, Marguerite Zimmerman, Frank Rutkowski, Sam Schall, Minor Eyres, Carl Dority, Philip Sheon, Henry Nichpor, Melvin Lechlak, Sharon Leibovitz, and Ben Schall. Thirty-One Girls Enroll In Class For Leaders Here Thirty-one girls have enrolled in the leaders' class, thirteen seniors, eighteen juniors, and two post graduates. The class meets conference, hour on Mon- days. Besides assisting Miss S. Corn- well and Miss C. McClure with regular gym classes, these girls take care of all the intra-mural games after school. Sophs Collect Slips This year, as in former years the sophomores will collect the attendance lists that are placed outside of each' classroom door. Miss Cronk and Mr. Meek will select the pupils who will do this work from the first and eighth hour studyrooms. x Long List Of Other Expenses Force Postponement Of Limit Tattler subscription campaign will be continued giving students an opportunity-to subscribe next Monday, Tuesday and Wednes- day. The price of thirty cents with a down payment of ten cents and the remainder paid by De- cember 2 will not be reduced. Single issues ofthe Tattler will be sold for three cents at the Tattler office, 122, in front of 216, and at the Southeast, Southwest, and Northeast entrances during the lunch hours. Thursday morning when this Tattler went to press three hund- red and thirty six subscriptions had been received including one from Spring Jr. High and one from the principal of Hamilton School, Miss S. Reynolds. The leading class cannot be determined as 98 students neg- lected to indicate their class on the subscription blank. Juniors had a total of 78, seniors, 71, sophmores, 49, freshmen, 37. Authority On Literature Is Speaker In Town Hall Series WilliamLyonPhe1ps,professor, lecturer, and columnist of Yale University will be speaker at the special event opening of the Town Hall series in the Granada theatre, Friday afternoon, Sep- tember 28. Mr. Phelps, who is one of the leading authorities on American literature, has chosen the subject As I Like It , a resume of his opinion of contem- porary books. Tickets for this lecture are on sale in the Town Hall Offices, 324 Jefferson Avenue. Proper Apparel Displayed In First Exhibition Of Year Proper gym apparel for school use has been loaned to Tattler representatives by Miss Stella Cornwell and Mr. Homer Han- ham for exhibition this week. Display window is on the sec- ond fioor opposite sewing room. Ethel Dull and Ruby Webb, mem- bers of the first hour news writ- ing class, are in charge of displays. Clubs Follow Schedule Club meetings will be on the same schedule as last year as decided by a vote of club advi- sers. There will be a regular meeting and a cabinet meeting once a month. Conference hour will be a thirty minute ,period on all days except club days, when the periodiwill be increased to forty-five minutes. 1 Miss Rutan Miss Mabel Rutan will offer a two week course in parliamen- tary law eight hour starting Mon- day, September 26 for class or club officers and pupils desiring this training. If successful, a similar course will be offered at different periods during the year. The purpose of this class is to prepare club and class officers for a more efficient execution of' their duties. The textbook Roberts Par- liamentary Practice may be purchased at a dollar a copy or rented for the two weeks for ten cents. Student Council Forms New Hall Patrol System At the Student Council meet Tuesday, September 20, a patrol system similiar to that in opera- tion during the last semester has been planed to take eifect Monday, September 26. The system will act only dur- ing conference and lunch hours. During lunch the patrol will act as a clean-up committee. A penalty will be given after three offenses. Ruth Ramlow is in charge, assisted by Lois Hotz and Rich- ard Peae. Alex Margy Is Head Of New Five Year Clubg 15 Enroll A boys' athletic club has been formed for students who have attended high school for five years. Officers of the 5 Y club are Alex Margy, president, Bill Callanan, vice-presidentg George Fraser, secretaryg George Shulte, treasurer. This club is to enter a team in every sport. Fifteen boys are enrolled. Woodward Represented At U John Kalinowski and Ted Holas, former Woodward gradu- ates are includedgin the lists of Coach Dave Connelly of Toledo Uni.versity as promising material in basketball 'and golf. John was captain of Woodward's 1932 golf team and Ted played varsity bas- ketball. I ' . Q First Football Assembly Of Year Chooses New Cheerleaders Selection of new cheerleaders was the purpose of mass meet- ings, held third and fourth, hours today. Those competing, Mitchel Stelnicki, Robert Leininger, Bob Denman, Chester Rawski, Ray- mond Wagenknecht, Edward Stelnicki, Melvin Teall, George Margy, Billy Ray, Richard King, Charles Wolfinger, Jimmy Sfaelos, Chester Wierszewski, individually led students in cheers. Judges third hour were Miss Dorothy Warner, Esther J akcsy, and Vernon Albertsett, with Miss Amie Miller, Miss Louise Tippett, and Ruth Ramlow judg- ing the fourth hour cheers. Members of the football team, present at the time, were intro- duced from the stage by Rollie Bevan, who also addressed the groups. . . Mr. L. C. Clark, accompanied by Bertha Bustow at the piano, led the student body in school songs. Additional speeches were given by Mr. C. C. LaRue and Mr. C. M. Meek. Faculty Manager Meek was in charge of arrange- ments. Friendship Club Schedules Color Day For Scott Game Color day, which is annually sponsored by the Friendship club, ,will be held October 7, the day preceding the Scott-Wood- ward game. Pom-poms, cones, and pennants, all bearing Wood- ward colors will be available. Ruth Kaiser, general chairman of the affair, is being assisted by Lottie Minor and Ellen Jane Scarisbrick. e Art Department Offers New, Class To Advanced Students Something new being offered by the art department is the com- mercial art class. Advertising and magazine covers are among the subjects stressed. Sixteen students of the ad- vanced art classes are enrolled in this course. Miss June Anderson is the instructor. First Dance Of Year Nets Band Twelve Dollar Profit Profits from the first L dance of the year amounted to SS12.00, out of which a baton was purchased for the band. In order to send the band with the football team to Youngstown, October 29, an- other money making project is being planned. ' iw.: ., I 1 FT- wg ,if Q 'T:f.l 7fHii?'r1 'ji If 1 Wffsii Ti Q 'T--. Q '- 9 xxx V p . V . Q ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' THE woonwlmi TATTLER Published and Printed EveryiSchool Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 55.30 per semester, t 5.03 single issue. s NGWSIIBDCY w:3 2Tg Member i'3M55ngnN9 . Tattler Staff Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Feature Editor Sports Editors William Rosenberg Charles Klinksick Dorothy Shore Marion Jaworski Alberta Teall Ruth Dorf Leona Jacobs Marie Swaya :Ethel Dull Humor Editor Copy Reader Exchange Editor Display Editor Club Editor Anna Wegener Make-up ' Chester Matuszak Press Man Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Steinmetz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew O'Bloza3 Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Gorysewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webb, Club, Robert Ridenour. Faculty Adviser Miss Marie J. Doering HE opening of the football season is an annual affair, coming just as regularly as the beginning of school. Along with its opening comes the usual talks and editorials on school spirit. But, while the pre-season doings are the same, it is the following weeks that are iilled with gridiron thrills such as no season before has witnessedg thrills that probably will not come again. And that is what a season football pass entitles you to. There are two halves to each game. One half is won or lost on the field, the other from the stands. The eleven players expect you to do your share, just as you expect them to do theirs. It is a 50-50 proposition throughout. , , There is an optimistic attitude among the players that Wood- ward will cut a figure in the football race this year. Watch them do it. O O O We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-The Woodward students who have purchased season football tickets to help keep the wolf from the gridiron door. D 8 Q Also Mr. LaRue for his great talks in favor of the Tattler. 8 8 if USE WOODWARD'S CAFETERIA Woodwardites should patronize the school cafeteria instead of buying lunches from outside concerns. - With the exception of the manager and her assistant, local help is employed to furnish the students with pure and well-pre- pared food. Pupils benefit by warm meals reasonably purchased. Thirty-one student helpers are given meals daily. Money taken in after expenses are paid is used to provide lunches for the less fortunate who are unable to buy their own. Let's support our own cafeteria. O I U STAY OUT OF THE HALLS a HE Student Council found it necessary to hold an early meet- ing for the purpose of forming a hall patrol. Woodward stu- dents have been roaming the halls with no permits and for no reason whatsoever. The real work of school has started and all rule, not enforced since classes opened, should be in effect now. If you will not oeby the laws of the school, you will soon find your- self in trouble with your supervisor. Please plan to co-operate with the Student Council. PLAN SHOULD WORK HE new Booster Club plan of admitting to membership only those who hold season passes is commendable. In past years, students passed oif as Woodward boosters merely because they I belong to the one organization that supports the school's athletic teams. Now the members can prove their eligibility. n ' P - I SNOOPV SNACKS Wonder if the big bouquet seen in Miss Warner's room is an expression of Howdy or out- side interest. The cause of Mr. Van Gorder's proud beaming smile is Henry Earl, Junior, almost six weeks to date. Miss C o y proudly exhibits pictures of herself with Clark Gable and Will Rogers. Who Wouldn't? We saw Miss Curtis in the Five and Ten recently. What aristo- cratic shoppers we are! Miss Barnes' ambition is to make her first hour class laugh at her jokes while Miss McDon- ough's, shush, but a n y w a y, Home Sweet Home is music to her ears. n R . Looking at Charles Kimber- ley's trim ankles one realizes he's right to go wuithputilsox appeal. We might have called that matinee dance last week an Alumni Amble seeing how it drew the graduates back. It was good to see y'ou.t Come again. Freshmen will be freshmen but who would ever think they'd ask for left handed benches. Don't rush, but Bob Mitchell is giving Willie Fingerhut some competition with his free gum passing. . it ' HOOFIN' THE HALLS--- One sees a lot of new faces- for instance-Morris Morgan, late of Indianapolis, Eugene Kelsey, Richard King, and Julius Maddy from Vocational. Then there's the group admiring Russell Shugar- man's pink shirt and green slip- over sweater--and Olen Borough, Riverside's gift to Woodward, telling hls freshmen clacsmate of the intricacies of football. Eddie Chevalier and Ruth Englert still seem to know each other's com- bination number. Here, there and everywhere are politicians of Woodward getting those junior and senior petitions signed. Won- der how a soapbox orator in front of 216 would strike our fancy. There goes the lunch bell and we fancy that, so--So Long. Two by two we go marching through, is the-.theme song of these twins, Vivian and Virginia Mayer, Goldie and Racael Schu- lak, and Gretchen and Margaret Paulsen. . ' . HAVE YOU NOTICED? Miss Shaw's very' cute upward glance and wink, or Mr. John- son's amiable grin, or the popu- larity of mustaches and freshman girls, or Miss Warner's unique blue, shoes, or Mrs. Lue's three ex- tra pounds, or the artistic bou- quet of artiiicial Bowers in Miss Ward's room. X I in .ni H-L' 1 1 '.Lnx,-,.....r IFLASHES From-FRIENDS1 Larry: What do you mean by throwing grapes in my car? Fritz: Well, I was told to throw them in the can in front of the school. - The Craftsman, Mil' waukee, Vtlis. .I S Who's That Knocking at My Door?, cried the fair young senior. It's Opportunity! Don't pass him up. He's a very willing guest if only one is civil to him. Just a word--he possesses a pecu- liar knock, sometimes it pass- es to be a rap from an enemy. Keep your eyes and-ears open and seize the moment.--The Vista, T ol e d 0, Qliio. 1 Dentist-'Tm sorry, but I'm out of gas. ' 'Girl in chair- Ye Gods! Do dentists pull that one too? - Scribe News, Oakland, Califor- ma. 3 i U When are Joan and Ed to be married? Never, I'm afraid. !!Why?H 'iWell, she won't marry him until he pays his debts and he can't pay his debts until she marries him. --The Lindblom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. Cross and short-sighted old lady in antique shop: I suppose this is another of the horrible portraits you call art!? Shopkeeper: Excuse me mad- am, but that's a mirror. --Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. OUR NEW TEACHERS fEditor's Note--This is the first in a series of nine weekly interviews to acquaint the students with the new teachers added to the faculty.J Miss Kellogg, one of the three new English teachers exuded a warm cordiality as she revealed that she had graduated from Waite and received her degree at Toledo University. Last summer she studied play production at the University of Michigan and is greatly interested in the Little Theatre movement. She loves flowers and loves to give unusual gifts such as she herself would like to receive. She wishes to lead a contemplative life and in her reading prefers deep books, especially those by Warwick Deeping. When ques- tioned as to the modern genera- tion she replied that she found it innately shy with a blustering exterior to act as a barrage. Her sweet and Winsome per- sonality and 'spontaneous wit makes one feel that Riverside's loss is Woodward's invaluable gain. . Wonder if there are any more tradition carriers, amongst the freshmen, besides Milton Kim- melman, the last 'of that family? 1 l N -- . 4... . K Lv 5 : .fy E- ' 1 1' s I. Q we exe- if I 's t ' l' -I X Q X 1, -in Arif. ,Jr is ,Ti fm 'g -- 'Rig-', ' lxXt'.x,p-.m,'. 5 -,, ,-ll-I-.rx -. ,WM N if I ' Q H , Y H I ,Q , s N - 4 -1 ' E. . if .--A-.fft :pf ' H: M 2 N - X' M 3 . 'ic K' if A l X 'x 1 I N53 :t J ' E d'THElNOODVVARD'TA'I'I'LE' Rel f l l 1 NEW FOOTBALL p RULES PRINTED Recent Changes In Rulings Eifective In High School Games For the benefit of Woodward students, the Tattler is printing the new football rules which will be effective in all scholastic com- bats during the present season. Defensive players are allowed to use their palms only if their hands are below the shoulders of the opponents, to ward oif or push thru in order to get at the ball or the carrier. Striking the oppo- nent on the head, face, or neck is. positively prohibited. Ball Is Dead The ball is automatically dead when any portion of the carrier, except his hands or feet, touches the ground. This does not apply to the holder of the ball on a place-kick. On a kick-0E five players are required to remain within five yards ofthe restraining line until the kick is made. Flying blocks or tackles are out. The tackler or blocker may leave his feet only the instant he makes contact. -- l if il--il' lf Ted Kudlinski, last year's foot- ball captain of the Bears, and Max Michalak are both continu- ing their football careers with the Turner Collegians. The Collegi- ans are made up of former high school players and have entered the semi-professional ranks in Toledo. . R . Carl CDutchJ Kraft, who plays end on the Woodward team, is one of the six boys who has been selected by the Toledo Blade to write the prospects of his team. His article will be pub- lished once every week. Woodward boasts two players, Jackie Bauman and Laurence Bondy on the Shank-Cobley Sil- ver-Streaks grid squad, which is a team in Ohio Bantamweight Football Association. Laurence Bondy, Woodward sophomore, is captain of the Silver-Streaks and plays quarter-back. Jackie Bauman, also a sophomore, is fullback. Good work, boys. ' Four former Woodward base- ball players were members of the champion P.R.C.U. team, winners in Class B. They are John Krzyzanowski, Chester Murzynski, Stanley Szczepaniak, and Irvin Pawlicki. R S U - . Benny Pencheff, coach of the lightweight football team, is the star quarte rback on the Birmingham Boosters' semi-pro grid -squad. l . 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S X SSE N tx is is N is ' S ' 3 sg S E H X Q- Rollie Bevan Courtesy of the Toledo Blade Having the best prospects in years for a grid team, Coach Rollie Bevan is starting his fourth year as the Polar Bear grid mentor with an optimistic attitude. Bevan has been whipping his squad into shape during the past weeks, and will be out to win 'em all. Boys' Physical Ed. Teachers Plan Intra-Mural Program Homer Hanham and Art Smith will again take charge of the boys' intra-mural sports this year. The program will soon be or- ganized with the oncoming of a new sport called soccer Iootball, under the direction of Art Smith. With this addition there will be a large schedule which includes pass and tap football, volley ball, soccer football, handball, basket- ball, and indoor baseball. Pass and tap football will be the first sport on the program. Due to the lack of equipment there is no date set for the first game. Teams will be organized for each sport and each team will have a manager. Dan Sahadi To Assist Smith, To Be In Charge Of Runners Dan Sahadi will assist Coach Art Smith this year by being in charge of all long distant runners. All the boys trying out will- be given a chance in the intra-mural cross country races. Their showing will decide whether or not the boys will be entered in the annual meet, to be held at DeVilbiss. ' Student Carpenters Busy In Art Room And Stadium Mr. Crouse's woodshop classes are at present putting locks on the cabinets in Miss June Ander- son's room. I- The student carpenters also have received the assignment to build ,six ticket booths for the Athletic Association. ,I X I I V' 1 Fw 1. x A I ' 1 X N' ral I' I Y ll ical Elk i1xi'g'k:ln4i 'X ' 7 xi- lL NORTH BALTIMORE OPPOSES BEARS. is ' IN FIRST GAME OF CURRENT SEASON Bevan Believes Team Is Ready To Open Scheduleg Opponents Are Small But Should K A Put Up Good Fight 4 E ' OACH Rollie Bevan's Polar Bears will tangle with the versa- tile North Baltimore team in the initial conflict of the current season tomorrow afternoon in the Woodward stadium. North Baltimore has a fast, scrappy eleven and is sure to put up 'plenty of fight for the Bears. Coach Bfvan has been sending his men WILL PASS, PUNT FOR POLAR BEARS s . 1 Frank Katafiasz Frank Katafiasz, who is putting in his third year on the Wood- ward varsity as a general utility man, and who has been doing some fine work during practice sessions, is slated to fill the tackle position on the Bears' varsity squad. Frank, 180 pounds of iight, has been used at fullback, center, and tackle position, and will prob- ably be drawn back on the of- fense to do most of the team's passing and punting. g Girls' Athletic League Is Host To Freshmen Here Freshmen were the guests of the Girls' Athletic League, yes- terday, conference hour, in the auditorium. Harreit Maier, pres- ident of the club, introduced the oiiicers and the letter girls. Miss H. Rex, head of the Girls' Physical Education department, told the girls the purpose of the G. A. L. Miss S. Cornwell and Miss C. McClure, advisers of the organization, explained intra- murals and the gym program. Lightweight Squad To Be Chosen From Reserve Team Due to the curtailment of funds for sport activities at Woodward no freshman lightweight squad will be formed this year. Players will be chosen from the reserve squad to play the lightweight squads of other city schools. . Howard Muar complains of a sore back gained when he slept with McFarland at Bevan's cot- age. George Fraser loads his Ford so full of girls even. Vern David- son can't get in... . .4 , . A - . .., - -Q---.1 1 3 through hard workouts and has ' his charges ready for the open- ing battle. - Each player must do his best- when given a chance as no one has a position cinched. The starting lineup probably includes Kokocinski at quarterback po- sition, with Friedman and Boyd at halves and DeShetler at full to round out the backiield. The probable line will -be Collins and Kraft at end,s tackle positions, with McFarland and Kelley at guards. The center, position will be a toss up be- tween Reeves and Malaska. Bevan has enough material available to make plenty oft , changes with Muar, Reichlin, Szczepanik, Zaremski, Corthell, and Lenninger ready to be put into the backfield and Donovan, Freeman, Shea, Boardman Szelagowski, and Callahan ready for line duty. , The '32 squad will be the smallest to enter the city competition under the Wood- ward banner. - New Plan Is Devised In Distribution Of Towels Mr. Art Smith and Mr. Homer Hanham have devised a .plan whereby every boy may have the benefit of the usage of towels after each gym period at the cost of ten cents per semester. ' Each boy is given a towel after his first period in the gym- nasium. The boy keeps the towel in his locker until the following week. When he turns the towel in, he is given a clean one. ' ' Machine Shop Classes Are Getting Stadium Ready Paul Thomae and his machine shop classes are getting the Woodward stadium ready for the coming season. ' The boys are patching up the fence, putting barbed wire on it, painting up the poles and the carpentry work which is being done by Mr. Crouse's woodwork students. h ' -- . W Girls To Usher Ten W girls who will usher at the North Baltimore -Wood- ward game are, Mary Ellen Du- Monte, Leona Wielinski, Dorothy, Smolinski, Alice Kalinowski, Harriet Maier, Phllis Netz,,Mar- Alvina Piesiewicz, -and-, Alberta 19311-' ., r . . N 1 X . ,.-x Katafiasz and Oehlers at the yu' -'I Ik i. I Q X 'Q 1 w 6 I -1 F 1 x X I i I .X- 5 garet, Higgins, Gertrude Anselm, 53, I -.Q -.Sa I 'X . X5 . - - Q3 . ' I , V ' ' . O, ' rl ' -'- ' - .in-1' H lf . . . - 3 rw 'I ' qv 1 . if - J., 'l a ,- H z Ji- . , J 5-. f J '1'g'l-.JW .1 -Ii. -. .' 'I '.'. :N ,IJ 'f, ' sf'--JQ1 - I . , .. . 15, ,. lm., 5. .n l rj..-if . x , w . ff --- in Ad - 1 QL: . -X ,sq . I, . . .. f -, K. g f- '- .- I -.'-31ig.f- 5' yt , I '. 1 gif X-zfj. 1 1 ' H 'yn--. ' ' Q.. 4- lg' I '.lf.'P9i2 digiifi' X ' ' -if-5x 'LW.a1-H L nan..nkallsiiL-1r:?IIr:31...la-1lt1'Es.IE,d1.1.!.IQnni-LQ:rixtLiirr 1 s Q N I , , ., q. . ,pl ,, .... THE WOODWARD TATTLER i TATTLER LEADS - 1 WOODWARD CARS SCORE GUESSING SCHOOL PAPERS Is Least Expensive And Most Frequently Published Of Papers Woodward Tattler is the most frequently published and least expensive high school newspaper in Toledo. At the special semes- ter rate of thirty cents for at least sixteen issues, the Tattler costs about one half the price of the other city papers. The high school publications have not completed their plans for the coming year, but the for- mer prices were: Scott Thistle, -five cents per copy, DeVilbiss Prism, eighty cents a year, Waite Retina, one dollar per year, ten cents a single is s u eg Libbey Crystal, ten cents a copy. Woodward Tattler was the first high school newspaper pub- lished this year and is the only weekly in the city. Miss Marie J. Doering is the faculty adviser. Deadline Flashes Thirteen thousand, two hun- dred cards poured into the Wood- ward office this week, half bury- ing the office force under the ava- lanche. Each of the 2,200 pupils in the school made out a pencil schedule, two ink schedules, one census card, a health card, and an enrollment card. How about a card sorting mar- athon for office girls? Mr. Louis Bruyere is the latest addition to the faculty. He comes here from the Architectural de- partment of the Board of Educa- tion and will instruct in Mechan- ical Drawing. Welcome, Mr. Bruyere. U U O The Indians are coming! The Indians are coming! Petite Miss McDonough, in a cerise blouse, is trying to impersonate Rising Sun. Miss Boyles isn't to be budged, for she is 'iSitting Bull. Water, water, everywhere but still Mrs. O'Brien goes on being 'iRain in the Face. Now all the Indians go into the grand finale, the Harvest Dance. The occas- sion? Teacher's steak roast last Monday at Sunset Park. I 1 I When were you born Chester? asked Miss Barnes, diligently helping the freshmen make out their census cards. Well, Miss Barnes, answered Chester Kolodziejczak, I don'ti exactly remember whether it was a Monday, or Tuesday. Blatt Elected Secretary Gerald Blatt was elected secretary of the Peiuper club Thursday to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of David O'Desky because of other duties. Discussion of plans for the coming W-W dance was be- gun. ,Under The Tattler Torch Light I r . . Y . . A Mr. Meek As the first rays of the Tattler Torch feebly begin to radiate their glow, to start again an- other year's quest, they at once brighten into shining beams of light when they meet the jovial countenance of Mr. Clyde Meek, sophomore boys' supervisor. Added to his many duties as instructor and supervisor are those of faculty manager. To those training to contend in the various sports of the school he represents a living example, as he neither smokes, drinks, nor chews. Driving an automobile is his hobby, although Mrs. Meek claims he derived more pleasure from crabbing at her. Kind, helpful, and convivial he is well known and liked by all who have made his acquain- tance. Woodward Has Large Post Graduate List This Year About thirty-ive post gradu- ates are enrolled in Woodward this semester. Because of the crowded condition of classes only certain subjects are obtainable. These are American Literature, English VII, Chemistry I, III, Physics I, French V, VII, Span- ish V, VII, Latin V, Salesman- ship, Typing I, Mechanical Draw- ing, Architectural Drawing, Ad- vanced Foods, and Advanced Sewing. Library Stan' Eleots Election of officers in the Li- brary Association of which Miss S. Sawtelle is adviser, took place Tuesday September 20. The following officers were elected: Marjorie Devlin, president, Rob- rta DuMonte, vice president, Jean Mathie, secretary, and Flor- ence Wojciechowski, treasurer. New Teacher In Jr. High Miss Catherine D. Brown, who formerly taught at Riverside, re- places Miss Marian McDonough in Spring ,Junior High. Miss McDonough is in the Woodward history department. D ONLY SO-CALLED Students Aren't Particular What Brings Them To School Lamp that jiloppy, the little red Ford, ' With fenders a-shimmy like a diving board, G. Kenyon and R. Doster think it's a honey, Yours truly thinks it a waste of money. Sp-p-puttering along with cries Of put a nickle in iti' and re- sembling something in the last stage of disrobing before bed- time approximately twenty three cars came to Woodward to participate in the daily Ash Can derby. George Kerwin insists that his has all the latest disappoint- ments, although we donit believe it has anything on the one the Hamilton girls drive. Phyllis Netz says hers is a grandfather to Bill Spratt's Ford. Seems as if we've seen a few great grandchildren about. Clarence Fultz certainly splits the road open every night, maybe that's what made the holes in Otto street. When the tardy bell rings glance out of a window and those crates will remind you of nothing so much as a herd of tired cattle heaving sighs of relief and settling down to a peaceful morning in the pasture. Boosters Club Inaugurates New Plan Of Membership Woodward Boosters Club is inaugurating a new system of membership this year. Only those students who are holders of season passes will be eligible to join. This plan was passed in order to make the organization more ofa club than an assembly, as it has been in former years. On the framed lists posted near the office, stars will te placed by the names of season ticket holders, and palms by those who buy both football and basketball passes. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tomorrow--North Baltimore- Woodward f o o t b all game Cherel Wed. Sept. 28---Dead-line on senior petitions Thurs. Sept. 29--International and French club roast Sat. Oct. 1--Howe-Woodward football game fherel Band Members Admitted At the Boosters meeting Sep- tember 21, it was decided that all band members be admitted to the Booster club without having a season pass. Q t Subscribe for a Tattler by the semester. CONTEST OPENED Tattler To Continue Brain Racking Struggles Again As in preceding years, all stu- dents who suscribe for or buy a Tattler will be qualified to enter the score guessing contest con ducted by the school paper. Woodward's first opponent is North Baltimore. Baltimore has a fair team, but as this is the first game of the season for the Bears they will be all keyed up for a victory. Printed below is the coupon upon which the score must be written and dropped in the Tattler box in front of room 122 by 3:00 today. s The winner of the contest will recieve a ticket to the next Wood- ward city game. North Baltimore ............................... Woodward .............. Name ............. .......... ....................... Home Room ............................... ....... Officers Of Two Clubs Will Hold Roast Next Thursday International and French club officers and committees will have a Weiner roast Thursday, Sep- temder 29, at the home of Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser. The roast will be followed by a meet- ing in which the plans and pro- gram for the year will be dis- cussed. Those who will attend are Nor- ma Flaum, Nellie Flaum, Bill Rosenberg, Lester Skad, Meyer Schall, Sam Schall, Frieda Hull- enkremer, Alberta Teall, Enid Howenstien, Kathryn Jackman, Carl Joseph, Leona Jacobs, Mar- vin Trattner, and James Nassar. Miss Curtis is in charge of the plans for the roast, assisted by Norma and Nellie Flaum. Booth Is Glee Club Head Miles Booth is the newly elected president of Woodward Glee club. Other officers are Evelyn Hamilton, vice-president, Norman Mullenberg, secretary, Bob Bader, treasurer, Owen Boardman, sergeant-at-arms, Bob Eiseman, stage manager, May- fair Smith and Arla Grodi, pub- licity, Virginia Golder and Fred Slawski, property. First Again! , Mr. W. Raymond turned 'in the first yearly subscri tion to the Woodward Tattler Thursday, September 14. He has been the first subscriber for several years. Miss Dorothy Kellogg,wonders if the trophy case is another branch of the Frozen Custard. Extra!!! We have a butcher in our midst. Lillian Snyder wields a mean knife over an inch and a half grasshopper, in her biolo- gy class. . X . JG!- W0 UQXXQRQ. TLER J Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, September 30, 1932 No. 3 DRAMATIC CLUBS ARE FORMED HERE Members Are To Be Divided Into Groups According To Classes Through the efforts of the Woodward Tattler, two dramatic societies are to be organized, one for junior and sophomore stu- dents, the other for seniors only. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of the junior and sophomore organization, will teach panto- mime, voice, and characteriza- tion, to the juniors. The sopho- mores will be taught scenery, lights, costumes, and make-up. Miss Dorothy Warner plans to study all branches of dramatics this year, with the senior group. Students must have had above a C average in English last semester, and their former Eng- lish teacheris approval, to be admitted to the organizations. A simple voice test will be giv- en, and all who sincerely wish to become members must enter into an agreement for promptness, regularity, willingness, and earn- estness. Students must alsore- member that the play is the thing, and all parts are star, parts. Senior and junior groups are scheduled for every first and third Tuesday of the month, and the sophomores every second 'IH1esday. French Dramatic Society Is Rehearsing New Play Les Molierists, French dra- matic society, are rehearsing a play called Le Medecin Malgre Lui, The Doctor in Spite of Him- self, written by Moliere and di- rected by Virginia Stachowicz. Characters are Geronte, Sam Schall, Lucinda, Norma Flaum, Leandre, Lester Skaff, Sganarelle, James Shemas, Martine, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Robert, William Rosenberg, Valere, Phillip Wiess, Lucas, Richard Joseph, Maids, Helen Swaya, and S h a r o n Leibovitz. The scenes are laid in the time of Moliere, 1660. All the members in the cast except William Rosen- berg, Norma Flaum, and Lester Skaff are in the second year French classes. Vocational Guidance Head Addresses Women's Club Mr. E. L. Clark, Vocational Guidance Director, gave an ad- dress on the Problems of High School Juniors and Their Appar- ent Relation to High School Successes , before the members of the Women's Business and Professional Club last Tuesday evening at the Women's Build- CLASS CAMPAIGNS PROVE INTERESTING Large Number Of Petitions Taken Out For ' Candidates An intensive campaign is being carried on by members of the senior class in support of their favorite candidates for class oiiices. They have nomi- nated twenty-f o u r candidates while the juniors have only taken out petitions for eight students. Primary election will be held next Tuesday. Nominees for senior class president are Meyer Shall, Robert Bader, Miles Booth, Fred Slawski, Robert Eiseman, and Robert Markee. The office of vice president is being sought by Esther Jakcsy, Arla Grodi, William Rosenberg, Frank Gable, and Vern Davidson. Evelyn Hamilton and Dorothy Redman are seeking the secre- taryship. The right to handle se- nior class finances is the Wish of Lois I-Iotz, Phyllis Netz, Margaret Grebe, George Fraser, and Dor- othy Shore. Ann Essak, Vera Hart, Dorothy Smolinski, Alberta Teall, and Lillian Greenberg are candidates for reporter. The Juniors are Carl Joseph, Chester Plichinski, and Robert Ridenour for president, Ruth Ramlow for vice president, Ethel Dull, secretary, Jean Mathie and Russell Shugarman, treasurer, Isabel Larrow, reporter. Philo C. Dunsmore, junior and senior class dean, is in charge of the elections. Twelve Students Enroll In Parliamentary Class Twelve students who have en- rolled in the Parliamentary Law class offered by Miss Mabel Rutan eighth hour are Tilma Roloff, Russel Mcllhoria, Chester Rawski, Francis Kuehnle, Fran- cis Waczsk, Isabel Loynes, Nellie Flaum, Fred Leighton, Norma Flaum, Donald Gardner, James Nassar, and Arthur Kaseman. NEWLY APPOINTED ' YEAR BOOK EDITOR Esther J akcsy The achievements of Esther Jakcsy, newly appointed editor of the Saga-Tattler, merit this selection. TEACHERS SPEAK AT MEETING TODAY Philo Dunsmore and Miss Adri- enne Curtis addressed the mass meeting today. For the Fun of It was the topic discussed by Miss Curtis and Mr. Dunsmore's speech was entitled How. Musical selections were given by Lois Holtz. Principal C. C. LaRue presided and arrangements were made by Clyde Meek. Glee Club Elects Officers Miles Booth was elected presi- dent of Woodward Glee club Thursday. Other officers are Evelyn Hamilton, vice-president, Norman Mullenberg, secretary, and Bob Bader, treasurer. New Treasurer Elected Meyer Novick was elected treasurer of the French Club at a special meeting Wednesday. The position was formerly held by :Pauline Grammar, who has moved from the district. WOODWARD FIELD soNG Of all the schools beneath the sky, i Old Woodward High I claim as mine, Her warriors bold, in heat or cold Will always brave and loyal be. Then hit the foe, and smash that line, A touch down sure we ask to day. A winning team, with lots of steam, We cheer for you old Woodward High. ing. I '.. . -...... - . - STAFF APPOINTED FOR SAGA-TATTLER Esther Jakcsy Chosen Editor With Evelyn Hamilton As Assistant Esther Jakcsy has been appointed editor-in-chief of the 1938 Saga-Tattler, Woodward year book, with Evelyn Hamilton as associate editor. Bill Rosenberg is in charge of the sports department, Ruth Dorf, clubs, and Alberta Teall, pictures. Business manager and other staf members and assistants are to be announced at a later date. A committee of teachers, in- cluding Philo Dunsmore, Miss Amie Miller, Mrs. Hazel McMan- amon, Miss Marie Doering, and Vernon Albertstett, with the ap- proval of C. C. LaRue, selected the students compiling the staff. Mr. Dunsmore is in charge of the Saga-Tattler, with Mrs. Mc- Manamon and Mr. Albertstett as literary and Hnancial advisers. Polcyn Is Head Of ' Visual Ed Society Carl Polcyn is the newly elected president of the Visual Education society. Every student in the economic geography class- es is eligible for membership in this society of which Clyde Van Tassel is adviser. The representatives selected from each class are Carl Polcyn, John Zarembski, Dorthy Katz, Sophie Smoktonowski, and Mary Ellen Mertz. John holds the position of vice president, and Sophie is the secretary - treasurer assisted dy Mary Ellen. Dues of the society are used to procure films and other neces- sary equipment to further visual education. Ray Woodiil Is President Of New Post Graduate Club Officers ofthe newly organized Post Graduate club are Raymond Woodfil, president, Catherine Smith, vice-president, Dorothy Blankensteen, secretary-treasur- er, Bertha Bustow, business manager, and Meyer Hoffenblum, reporter. Members are Leigheigh Wor- den, Fannie Kohn, Joe Stone, John French, Art Wildey, Louis Gilchrist, Richard Kakzicibiak, Ralph Bradley, Harold Harris, Leona Bialek, Russel Smith, Ed Todak, Frieda Hullenkremer, Fred Harris, and William Werner. ' Miss Marian McDonough is ad- viser of the club. 1 -afk.3-,-e-is-is ---as .- - L.- -.-- AW. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. XlN.SUl0l49 of f 1 Newspaper Sa'qggq'Mr,5yf Member! Sweater? ' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ....... . ............ Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ......... ....... 5 2533231 'ilgggiirskl Feature Editor ..... ............... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ....... ................... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .............. .......... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ...... .......... M arie Swaya Display Editor ...... ................... E thel Dull Club Editor .......................................... Anna Wegener Make-up ................... ,.................... C hester Matuszak Pressman ............. . .............................. Richard Pearce Assistants--Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenciilir. M . J D n - iss arie . oering Faculty Advisers .............. 4 Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TA'1'I'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S tu d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. OUR NEW PROGRAM AFTER an absence of one year, the Tattler's Woodward Program re- appears, containing the policies which this paper believes will go a long way to better- ing Woodward. Only one of these has appeared in previous programs, the others are new. This goes to show the rapid strides our school is taking, also the many problems that confront a high school before it reaches its Utopia. More may be added before the year is over. All we ask is the utmost co-operation on the part of the student. THE TATTLER has always been more or less connected with the Student Council, The idea of placing the government of the students into the hands of the student body is p r o b ab l y as old as the Woodward Program. But after several disappointing and disgusting starts, it is beginning to look as if this project is gaining power and support. A strong council, one that will successfully serve as a medium between the faculty and the student body, will be a decided gain for Woodward. 66 ALL work and no play does not make the kind of student a Woodwardite ought to be. Some students do not get a chance for recreation after they leave school. Intra-murals take care of this. Beside supplying excercise it developes a teamwork spirit which is necessary not only in sports, but in business. So, if you can, join an intra-mural team. OFF 'N N QUIBBLING QUIPS How sweet is a Shugarman, Marvin? How long a Minor, Lottie? E1WAl1y not raise something on that Barefield, ia. We've heard seals clap, but how about Clapfish, Ann? You don't Hx shoes at your Schuster, do you Virginia? You never were anything but a Freeman, eh Fred? Is it an inner or outer Glow, Stanley? I O U It's a good idea to have the student body sing the school song every time the team makes atouchdown, but when they do that fifteen times--well, anyway, it's great exer- cise for the vocal chords. O il I If looks could win, the North Baltimore Coach would have been the deciding factor. 8 i O HITHER AND YON Some morning reduce that extra tonnage with a little perambulation--whew-around Woodward's halls and the things they do, and the things they sayi' will give you a Cheerful little Earfulf' Wandering into the freshman study hall found some senior boys playing Hearts -proving that you don't need money nor girls in some card games. There goes one of the prettiest girls in Wood- ward, a freshman, and Sabina Zakoski by name. That striking looking pair chatting over there is another of those popular brother and sister combinations,-Mary Jane and Royal MacDonald. Orville H i n k e l m a n handing out glib glad hands--Who do you want me to vote for, Orville? Gilford Archi- bald Meacham, another of those adorable blushers, turning pink everytime a girl says hello - Now Meyer Novick doesn't because he realizes pink just wouldn't go with Red hair. Freshmen will be freshmen but these are juniors and seniors. Loitering on the other side of the building is Woodward's Gene Raymond, hereabouts hailed as Sam Rifkin. George Grover giving all the blonds a hard look--Quick, Watson, the peroxide. And then to remind us what we are really here for, we see Molly Meerkreb and Ruth Isaacson trip- ping down the hall wondering if a plane and a triangle, -- Oh, bother, there's the bell to end another of these routine rambles. I F l KALEIDOSCOPIC KLICKS I should like to be a band leader I thought gslllwatched Robert Markee strut down the e . The sacred embodiment of one's vanity may be securely wrapped in those gestures. The tendency of most every human being to show off is therein creditably applauded and the more one shows off the more credit one gets. What an outlet for the emotions of one who knows he's good but to 'reveal this to others it would only be received with jeers. Give me a baton and I shall be king of all I survey. SERVICEABLE SUGGESTIONS Suggest that committee chairmen get Dor- othy Redmen to sell their tickets. She sold thirteen thrift books to earn a season pass and some extra money. Suggest that we have more club activities amongst the clubs and less moneymaking ones. Q V 1. I FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Sign in a Texas restaurant- If the steak is too tough for you, get out. This is no place for weaklingsf'--Weekly Scribe News Oakland, California. F ' Freddy the Freshman says his English teacher must be quite old. She used to teach Caesar. -Central High News, Kala- mazoo, Mich. . . . u Noon movies held in the Lorain high school attracted 1250 students. An admis- sion of one cent was charged.--The Oliver News, Pittsburgh,.Pa. . When I was twenty I made up my mind to get rich. But you never became rich. No, I decided it was a lot easier to change my mind. --The Craftsman, Mil- waukee, Wisconsin. Teacher: Why are you wandering around the hall at this hour? Soph: I'm trying to iind my equilibrium. --York-High Weekly? York, Pennsylvania. In Upland, Ind., 150 hens are working overtime to put Martha Smith through college. A sophomore in Taylor University, brought the hens to school from her father's fiock and expects that the eggs will pay at least S350 of her college ex- penses. She has harnessed an alarm clock so that it turns an electric bulb on an hour before daybreak, sending the hens to work early. --Ohio Wesleyan Transcript, Dela- ware, Ohio. Isn't it true, we form hasty opinions about people we meet without knowing any facts to substantiate them?--Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. OUR NEW TEACHERS fEditor's note--This is the second of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year.D My first impiession of Miss Kathryn Barnes, gathered as I peeped through the window of room 219, was of a charm- ing young woman of somewhat studious appearance. Miss Barnes emanated an air of quiet efliciency while she revealed that she came from Burroughs school and had graduated from Allegheny College, Meadville, Penn- sylvania. Her favorite author is Priestley but a good mystery story will enthrall her any- time. While in college she was a member of the dramatics organization and was always cast as a comedian. Listening to her humorous quips, one realizes why. She concluded the interview with the remark that the modern generation is O. K. and a cordial invitation to return, and so I left after an enjoyable fifteen minutes. PEP mass meetings are all right for foot- ball games but there is an intellectual side to the student into which spirit must be instilled. When a student sees his football hero on the stage, he wishes he could be the same. So is it when he hears a speaker who has gained his reputation through brains. We ,w.--qxeaasruf -- .wir-,.-7-V f . . . . A , THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS RUN UP BIG SCORE IN OPENER North Baltimore Team Buried Under a Record Total Just a short while after the opening whistle blew, inaugura- ting the 1932 football season to the Woodward fans, the fighting Polar Bears went on a scoring spree which finally netted them 102 points while holding their North Baltimore opponents scoreless last Saturday at the Woodward stadium. The red clad warriors seemed to score at will, pushing the pig- skin over their opponents' goal line fifteen times, and or the tries for points after touchdowns ten were successful. The remaining two points were scored when the Baltimore center heaved the ball over his quarter-back's head, who recovered only to be thrown over his goal line for safety. . Entire Squad Goes Good It was difficult to determine the one outstanding player as the entire squad cooperated in the best style and combined their efforts to make 'Woodward look like a sure contender for the city title chase this season. Senior Guesses Closest Score In Season Opener Jerry Blatt, senior, who scrib- bled a score that was a little less than half the original count won last week's guessing contest. He will receive a ticket to the Howe- Woodward game. Come on all you Tattler read- ers. Just jot down, on the coupon below, your idea of what the score will be for tomorrow's game and you may win a ticket for the next Woodward home game. All students are eligible to enter with the exception of those students in the first and fourth hour news- writing classes. Woodward plays Howe Mili- tary Academy tomorrow. This guess must be purely a guess as nothing much is known of this school. Drop your coupon in the Tattler Box in front of 122 before 3 o'clock to-night. Howe Military Academy ................ Woodward .......................... ...... Name .............. , ..................... ...... . Home Room ..................,.................. Hanham Coaches Tumbling Woodward's tumbling team will be under the direction of Mr. Homer Hanham, physical edu- cation director this year. Among the leaders of the last year's tumbling class who turned out for the first practice session are Leroy Holmes, Ed Zylka, George Tarsha, George Fraser, Jimmy Sfaelos, and Eugene Duszynski. Leigheigh Worden will assist Hanham in coaching the team. , ca n rms I if t i-I if Frank Butch Leininger, freshman halfback, made his debut as a Woodward varsity man in real style. His first try was a fifty-seven yard run for a touchdown. I . . During the entire North Balti- more game one of the four Brum- baugh brothers was in the tussle taking punishment. Well, what do they care, it's all in the family anyway. t - Gilbert Harre, Woodward's all city tackle, last year, was one of the ardent boosters at the game Saturday. Incidentally, Gil is making a bid for the Ohio State freshman team.. Art Smith discovered some good material for his track team at Woodward's track meet, I mean football game last week. Frank Katafiasz will captain the Polar Bears when they play their second game tomorrow. In the North Baltimore game the Bears scored more than three times as much as they had scored all last season. Head Of Physical Education Department Talks To Girls Miss Hazel Rex, head of the Girls' Physical Education depart- ment, in addressing the fresh- men girls in the auditorium, Thursday, Sept. 22, stated that the real qualities that come out day after day are fairness, loyalty, reliability, friendship and most necessary and fundemental of all, courage. According to Miss Rex, these qualities can be developed in the gymnasium, because there's something about activity that every wholesome girl desires. The purpose of the meeting was to interest and encourage fresh- men girls in joining an intra- mural team. Intra-Mural Head Chosen Alberta Teall, senior, was chosen to head the girls' intra- mural program for the entire year. Four freshmen teams, Zet- alethean, Wildfire, Junior, Latin, Boosters, Friendship, French and Periclean are entered. All those desiring to join the intra-mural league, must do so on or before Monday, Oct. 3 Freshman Girls Report Sixty freshman girls have re- ported for intra-murals. Virginia Seward, Jessie Holben, Mary Jane Barnes, and Catherine Holmes were elected the respec- tive captains of the four fresh- man speedball teams for the after school tournament. Archery and speedball will be taught in all gym classes. HOWE MILITARY ACADEMY TEAM OPPOSES BEARS IN SECOND GAME Strength of Opposition Is Unknown As Squad Is First Of Kind To Play In Cityg Team In Stride -Qlill OACH Roland Bevan's gridders will be given a chance to test their real strength when they tackle the highly touted Howe Military Academy eleven from Indiana here tomorrow after- iiogn to erase the second game of the present grid schedule off the is . I The Bears still in stride after a week of intensive driving intend to continue their impression on the Toledo football fans by ' 'Ftheir sensational play in produc- THIRD YEAR MAN IS CAPTAIN IN OPENER -, ' . Joe Friedman Joe Toots Friedman is playing both half back and quar- ter back this season. Joe, who is starting his third year as a mem- ber of the varsity, was an all-city end in his sophomore year. He was shifted to the backfield due to his ball carrying ability. Toots was captain of the squad last week. Pass And Tap Football Is First Sport On Program Pass and tap football is the first sport on the program in the boys' gym classes for juniors and seniors. Freshmen and sophomores will be taught the fundamentals of football and the art of passing, punting, blocking, and ball carry- ing. Soccer, basketball, and volley- ball are to follow in the same manner. Homer Hanham and Art Smith are the instructors. Girls' Tourney Scheduled Girls' intra-mural speedball tournament will be held after school. Speedball will also be taught in regular gym classes. Juniors and seniors may choose archery. Any girl not playing on an intra-mural team and who wishes to play after school must sign up in the gym. Cheerleaders Named Billy Ray, Jimmy Sfaelos, Eddie Stelnecki, and .Stanley Glow were chosen as cheer leaders as a result of last Friday's contest for all Woodward foot- ball and basketball games this year. mg. great running and blocking which made possible the attack which functioned so faultlessly. Same Lime-Up Probable Although the starting line-up has not yet been announced it has been indicated that the same lme-up as used in the initial con- flict would again be used. That would be Carl Kraft and Hugh Collins at Hanks with Katafiasz and Oehlers playing next to them in the tackle position. The guard berths will be filled by McFar- land and Kelly with Malaska the choice at center. p The backfield that functioned so mdustriously in manufactur- mg points last week is the one given the likely starting edge. They are Kokocinski at signal calling position with Friedman and Boyd on either side of him at halves and DeShet1er at full. Strength of Opposition Unknown Although s e v e r a 1 attempts have been made to secure infor- mation regarding the strength of the coming opponents, there has been nothing definite re- ceived. p Seventy Girls Are Enrolled In Ho e Nursing Classes Seventy girls are enrolled in the four home nursing classes with Miss Hazel Coy, the school nurse, as instructor. The enroll- ment is the same as that of last year. Besides being taught the ele- ments of First Aid, the girls are assigned to take care of the sick pupils who report to the nurse. Girls' Intra-Mural Coupon Any girl not playing on an intra-mural team and wishing to tplay after school, fill in the coupon and hand to Miss C. McClure or Miss S. Cornwell. Name .......... . ..................................... . Class ............................................ Yourist With Dolgins Abe Yourist, former Wood- ward football and basketball star, is returning to Toledo, from the Chicago Bears, a profession- al football team, to play with the Dolgin Dairy's squad. e Alex Margy, a Woodward stu- dent, is manager of the Bush Street Ads, a team in the Toledo Football Federation. THE WOODWARD TATFLER HIGH SCHOOL PRESS CLUB RE-ORGANIZES DeVilbiss Business Manager Is Elected President For Year Louis Giese, business manager of the DeVilbiss Prism, was elected president of the Toledo High School Press Association, at the organization meeting at DeVilbiss, Tuesday. Other ofli- cers are Russel Gruber of Scott, vice-president, and Eleanor Horn of Libbey, secretary. Schedule of meetings was drawn up. Organization of staffs will be the subject discussed at the general meeting next week at DeVilbiss. The November meetings are to be held at Woodward with Make-up as the subject. Representatives from Wood- ward, Scott, Libbey, and Voca- tional attended. Those from Woodward were William Rosen- berg and Marion Jaworski. Petrucha Heads Band Jerry Petrucha, a junior, was elected president of the Wood- ward band. Other officers are Ann Essak, vice-president, Norma Burmeister, secretary, Robert Markee, bus. manager, Bertha Bustow, publicity, and Norman Laabs, librarian. DEADLINE FLASHES i Has music invaded Bevan's stronghold? A quartet of Erwin Oehlers, first tenor, Ed Karni- kowski, second tenor, Carl Kraft, baritone, and Fritz Freeman, bass, can be heard singing the ole depression number put on your old gray bonnet. Our boys think training is tough but members of the Howe Military Academy team must be in bed each night at eight o'clock' This prep school is run dy the government, has its own post office and is a little town by it self. l l . Two former Woodward teach- ers hit headlines again! Steven Materny is to be feted at a recep- tion tonight at eight p.m. at Gunckel school where he is prin- cipal. Last Friday Mrs. P. Schaefer, formerly E. Pauline Hammann, visited and gave us a first peek at Gretchen Lou, eleven months ytoung. Miss Mable Rutan will instruct cabinet members of the Science club in the intricacies of parlia- mentary law cnference hours Monday and Thursday, after school Tuesday and Wensday. Very commendable, Does a football player have to be an orator? Pays to be versa- tile claims Frank Katafias who made one of those spellbinders at the mass meeting this morn- mg. Torch Light H Under The Tattler r Mr. A. R Bitter With a feeling of being put on the spot , Mr. A. R. Bitter invol- untarily divulged the following facts when the rays of the Tattler 'torch struck room 110. Although his favorite color is blue hein- sists on green ties, and has no special dislikes or likes, but just mention cantaloupes. Aha! He attended Denver Universi- ty and the University of Toledo, where he was on the track team. Always busy with the electri- cal and radio classes and help- ing other organizations with their electrical problems, this jolly person finds little time to talk about himself. Second Hand Bookroom Nets Ten Percent Profit Second hand bookroom, in 322, has been in charge of Dorothy Blankensteen, p o s t graduate, Bertha Rappaport, and Lillian Greenberg, seniors. One hundred and fifty dollars in books were exchanged netting a ten per cent profit to the Salesmanship club. Book-keeping, shorthand or typing books were reported as those most freuqently called for. Q.-D. Votes In Fifteen Fifteen students voted in as new members of the Quill and Dagger Society are Donald Dix, James Richardson, Carl Monto, George Gro ver, Charle s Klinksick, Henry Nichpor, Dan Sahadi, Leonard Szymorowski, Eugene Kelsey, Willis Zipfel, Abe Stram, Robert Clark, Donald Mc- Ferren, Roman Suszka, and Charles Borchardt. Mr. Van Gorder is the adviser. Library Buys Pictures The Conferencei' and The Storyteller , two pictures, were purchased this summer from the Mohr Art Gallery for the Wood- ward library. Miss Stella Saw- telle, adviser of the association, selected the pictures. Those bologna sandwiches without butter, which Mr. LaRue spoke of, were probably meant for the kosher populace of Wood- ward. When called on in class to tell why the sentence, Where do I set, is incorrect, Thelma Brown, a dignified senior, replied, only hens set. CHARTER RECEIVED FOR HONOR SOCIETY Woodward Organization Now Consists Of Ten Members Attempts to establish a Wood- ward chapter of the National Honor Society made last April by Mr. E. L. Clark, Mr. V. K. Alberstett, and Mr. H. F. Phipps were successfully completed when Mr. Clark received a char- ter designating the Woodward society as Number 1269. A meeting of the active mem- bers will be called for an election of officers. The object of this strictly honorary organization is to create enthusiasm for scholar- ship, stimulate a desire to render service, promote worthy leader- ship, and encourage the develop- ment of character. The ten active members of the organization at present are Doro- thy Shore, Marvin Trattner, Leona Jacobs, Wil-iam Rosen- berg, Dorothy Redman, Norma Flaum, Meyer Schall, Dorothy Dimke, Ann Ein, and Sara Katz. Every year the upper five per cent of the junior class and the highest fifteen per cent of the senior class are selected for membership. Other charters of this society in the city are held by Scott and Waite. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tomorrow -- Howe-Woodward football game Kherel Any time --Buy a season foot- ball pass Tues. Oct. 4-- Seniors! Vote for your class officers--Primary election Fri. Oct. 7---Regular election Fri. Oct. 7--Color day-Wear your school colors. Work Permits Issued Seventy-five work permits were issued to Woodward students in the last week by Philo C. Duns- more. These permits give the stu- dents permission to leave school earlier in the afternoon to attend their jobs. Twenty-five were given out to the boys and girls employed at the Toledo Blade and eighteen who work at the Toledo News-Bee. Woodward isnlt graced with the presence of dashing Virginia Barnes this year, but a younger copy, Mary Jane, is a freshman. Sorry to spoil your illusion, but those were gym shorts un- der the skin, in that little skit last Friday. , That thar Mozart Perry, a freshman, sho' can tickle those Qivories. But then, with a name X like that, why shouldn't he? FACULTY TO FETE V NEW IN STUCTORS Incoming Teachers Guests At Steak Roast At Ottawa Members of Woodward faculty with their guests will attend a steak roast in Ottawa Park next Tuesday evening, in honor ofthe new teachers. Mr. Dunsmore assisted by a committee of five will offer some- thing unusual in the way of entertainment. Miss Grace Cronk heads a general committee consisting of Miss Ame Miller and Mr. Philo Dunsmore. Mr. and Mrs. Skinner will make the coffee, while Miss Hazelton will oversee the broiling of the steak. Tables will be arranged in the shelter house by Mrs. E. L. Clark, Mrs. Crouse, Mrs. Staneart and Mrs. Mont- gomery. Other committees are Miss Ward, purchasing agent, Miss McLaughlin, transportation, Mr. and Mrs. Van Tassell, card committee, Mrs McManamon, invitions, Mr. Neuber, cleanup, and last but not least Mr. Meek, water boy with Miss Tippett as sub-water boy. Hi-Y Sponsors Contest For Free Dance Tickets Novel sand sifting contest will be sponsered by Scott-Wood- ward dance commitee of the Hi-Y. Student guessing nearest the right time it will take the sand in the jar in the display case to run through the hole shown will recieve a couple ticket to the dance, second best guess a single ticket. All entries must be placed in box in front of 122 before Wed- nesday on coupon below. Every- one is eligible except members of Hi-Y club or Tattler staff. Name ................................ ......... Home Room, ............................ Hours ........... Min ......... Sec ............... French Material Will Be Exhidit Iu Display Case This week the Tattler display case will exhibit French mate- rial through the French courtesy of Miss A. Curtis and the French classes. French magazines and news- papers with cards explaining their meaning in English will be the outstanding feature. Booster Petitions Out Booster club petitions for vice- president an d entertainment chairman, may be obtained from Miles Booth, or from Raymond Lowry in room 141. ' . Congratulations are in order for Mr. R. F. Lowry, on the latest addition to his family, a six pound baby boy, whose eyes were first opened to this world Thursday, September 22. xl Constantly, Consistently Constructive J w Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, October 7, 1932 No. 4 SOPH DRAMATIC - DEANS SUPERVISE UPPER CLASSES -SENIOR HI-Y CLUB A CLUB ORGANIZES CLASS ELECTIONS HOLD ELECTIONS SPONSORS DANCE Forty Prospective Members Sign Up For First Tryouts Regular meeting of the newly organized sophomore dramatic society, whose adviser is Miss Dorothy Kellogg, will be held each Thursday between 2:30 and 3:30 and once a month on Tues- day, conference hour. One-act plays are to be studied, and dues collected at the meetings will be used to purchase make-up, books, and other supplies. Prospective members of the organization must have t he approval of last year-'s English teacher, in which subject they received a c or better and must undergo a voice test. Those who do not pass the test will be trained in the arts of make-up, costumes, scenery, and lighting effects. Tuesday, October 4, marked the first meeting of the society, with an attendance of forty-one. Voice tests of eight or ten lines were given to those who reported to Miss Kellogg's room Wednes- day after school. Annual Color Day Is Held By Friendship Club Girls Friendship club today is hold- ing its annual color day as they have in former years before the Scott game. The blue and white pom-poms and polar bear pennants are being sold not so much as a money-making pro- ject as to instil school spirit at Woodward. Under the direction of Miss Betty Nelson and Vernon Alberstett, the Friendship girls decorated the auditorium and hallway with school colors. Ruth Kaiser, chairman of the committee, is assisted by Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Lottie Minor, and Marguerite Higgins. Nine Pledges Are Initiated By Woodward Peiuper Club Nine boys were initiated into the Peiuper club October 5 at the J. E. L. building. Pledges were Abe Shore, Jake Worshtil, David Weiss, Philip Moore, Meyer Novick, Louis Swartz, David Olson, George Walker, and Jack Bletterman. Jerry Blatt was in charge of arrangements. ' Formal initiation will be held October 15 at Ottawa Park Shel- ter House. Sam Rifkin, Irving Greenspoon, and Nathan Lupu are making plans. Printers Making Lists Students in the Woodward printshop are making new tele- phone lists, containing both the names of the teachers and their room numbers. Mr. Dunsmore Junior and senior elections were under the supervision of Philo Dunsmore and Miss, Amie Miller, d e a n s o f upper-class students at Woodward. SKIT IS PRESENTED AT MASS MEETING As a climax to th e skit pre- sented at the mass meeting today, conference hours, Coach Bevan introduced members of his team. Seniors included in the cast were Roberta Du Monte, Ann Essak, Dorothy Shore, Ann Ein, Ruth Mundwiler, Miles Booth, and Marvin Trattner. Miss Dorothy Warner, adviser o f the senior dramatic club, directed the pro- duction. Woodward Friendship club, sponsors of Color Day, decorated the auditorium. During the as- sembly football coaches and play- ers were presented with bench coats by the Parent Teachers' as- sociation, after which Principal LaRue addressed the group. Vernon Alberstett managed the arrangements. Electrical Classes Are Planning Talking Movies Advanced students of A. R. Bitter's electrical classes plan to install the apparatus for talking movies as soon as the school makes the purchase. In the electrical shop, student electricians are installing one large switch to control electrical currents running in the shop. In case of emergency, students have only to push a button, several of which will be placed at con- venient spots in the room, to shut off all currents. French Instructor To Teach New Course At University Miss Adrienne Curtis, French instructor at Woodward, has been added to the part-time facul- ty at Toledo University. Miss Curtis will direct .a course in the methods in the teaching of languages . each Saturday morning from 11 to 12 o'clock. This is a new 'course at the University. Ridenour Is Chosen Head Of Juniorsg Seniors Elect Today Robert Ridenour was chosen president of the junior class at the third year students' elections Tuesday, defeating Chester Pli- chinski in a close vote. Ruth Ramlow won the vice- presidency from Henry Nichpor and Alice Gregorek defeated Russel Shugarman in the race for treasurer. Ethel Dull and Isabel Larrow were unopposed for secretary and reporter, re- spectively. As a result of the senior prima- ry elections, the following were nominated to participate in the final election today. Candidates are Meyer Schall, Robert Bader, president, Frank Gable, 'William Rosenberg,vice-president, Evelyn Hamilton, Dorothy Redman, sec- retary, Dorothy Shore, George Fraser, treasurer, Alberta Teall, Dorothy Smolinski, reporter. Philo Dunsmore and Miss Amie Miller, junior an d senior class deans, are in charge of the elec- tions. Leading Roles In Glee Club Musical Comedy Selected Leading roles in C o ll e g e Days, a three-act musical come- dy, to be presented November 18, by the Woodward Glee Club, are to be portrayed by Norman Stai- ger and Cecelia Rakowski. Norman, who does not attend Woodward, recently won the Atwater Kent trophy, for vocal ability. Other parts are to be taken by Robert Eiseman, Miles Booth, Evelyn Hamilton, Robert Bader, Edna Wenz, Arthur Kaminsky, Ben Kaminsky, Fred Slawski, Morris Rappaport, and Frank Siadak. Production is under the direc- tion of Clarence Ball. 1T...1..?...l- Wooster College Observes High School Visitor's Day Third annual High School Visitor's day is to be observed Saturday, October 8, by the Col- lege of Wooster. An informal reception with light refreshments will be held for men in Douglas Hall and for women in Hoover Hall. The fea- tured attraction is the Wooster- Heidelberg football game to which all high school visitors may attend as guests of Wooster college. Woodward students wishing to act upon this invitation may secure further information from Mr. La Rue. Scott, Woodward Teams Are Honored Guests At Aifair Tonight Frank Lightfoot's Black and Tan Orchestra will furnish music for the Scott-Woodward dance to be given by the Senior Hi-Y this evening form 8 to ll o'clock in the girls' gym. Walter Perry, novelty dancer, Glenn Crites, vocalist, and Billy Ray and Jimmy Sfaelos, tap dancers will provide a floor show. Purpose of the affair is to culti- vate good fellowship and sports- manship between the two schools before the game Saturday. Members of the Scott and Woodward teams and coaches will be honored guests, and chap- erons are O. B. Kirk and other Scott Hi-Y advisers, C. C. LaRue, Miss Marie Doering, Miss A. G. Wetterman, Vernon Alberstett, Doc Miller, Mr. Collins of De- Vilbiss, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Grace Cronk, Philo Dunsmore, Clyde Meek, Howard Phipps, Henry Van Gorder, S. B. Crouse, Raymond Sheline, R. F. Lowry. Bob Mitchell is general chair- man of the committee and is as- sisted by Miles Booth, publicityg Donald Schaefer, decoration, Vernon Burke, posters, and Ed- ward Chevalier and Robert Ride- nour, tickets. Toledo High School Press Club Holds Regular Meeting First regular meeting of the Toledo High School Press Asso- ciation was held October 5 at DeVilbiss. Herbert Drager spoke on the Organization of News and Mason Baer used Time Schedulei' as his topic. Miss Rose Bloom, adviser of the Prism explained their new staff and how it works. Due to the National Scholastic Press Association convention the next meeting, to be held at Woodward, will be postponed until November 9. Members Of Art Klan Plan To Study Famous Masters Members of the Art Klan plan this year to study famous mas- ters of painting. Small prints of the artists' pictures will be given to members who are to tell about these men at the meetings. Miss June Anderson is adviser of the Art Klan. Student Carpenters Busy Carpenters of S. B. Crouse's classes have just finished mak- ing racks to hold paper for the printshop, and boxes to hold locks for all lockers in the build- mg. r 4 THE WOODWARD TA'1'I'LER ..-Y . 1 . THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 8.03 single issue. V f QSM-Smlis. , Q9 l Newspaper 5223311-Rll?5g'g2?' Mem ber! X- ffigigogill 1 W' ' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ...............,.......... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ......... ........ 5 1211233 'glgirskl Feature Editor ..... ......r......... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ....... .........,......... R uth Dorf Copy Reader ............. ........... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ...... .......... ll larie Swaya 'Display Editor ..... ................... E thel Dull Club Editor .,........................................ Anna Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman .........,..............................,... Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webbg Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Adusers l Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. SAGA-TATTLER REVIEW Each year Toledo high school annuals are reviewed and judged by the Art Mu- seum staif of the Toledo Advertising Club. The review of the 1932 Woodward Saga-Tat- tler, recently received, is inspirational in its comment. K True, there are criticisms on minor de- tails, but the one thing we should be inter- ested in, their opinion of the combination of the Tattler and Saga, is so highly com- plimentary that we can feel our year book idia superior to that of any other high s oo . Here is the letter: Saga-Tattler, as a name appears incon- gruous at first glance, until we discover that Woodward High has done the unusual-not only by producing its book in its own print shop, but by presenting a complete file of its weekly to those who purchased the annual--a unique yet very logical extra service. Duplications of current news in the an- nual has thus been eliminated-advertising apparently is not necessary-for economies in production make sales of the book the only needed source of revenue. If any criticism is justified on this plan, it is that the staff has taken too little credit for the important service it thus renders 'to the student body. The foreword might well be devoted to a denite statement of the reasons for giving it this form and the methods used in producing it. Only the en- graving, the cover, and the book-binding have been done by professionals. This critic feels that under these circumstances an un- usually creditable job has been done. Q The Tattler page size governs the final size of the book-larger than usual and therefore developing some interesting pro- blems in page make-up and' typography. Continued in column 3 PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue 1. People as a rule have good inten- , .1 N, X- tions. They like to get on well with 1' others and have others think well of r them. But how often ill feeling is bred simply because we are too quick XQ.. 2 to take offense by misconstruing the actions or words of others. It is one of the major purposes of education to enable one to have a more tolerant attitude toward the other fellow's point of View. We can achieve this attitude in a general abstract way, but the test of it is the individual case. What is your personal attitude towards the member of another race, or sect, or nation- ality. If your schooling does not aid you in over- coming your race or religious prejudices, if it does not break down your superstition, or cause you to listen carefully and respectfully to opinions that clash with yours, then there is something wrong either with you or the sys- tem that is supposed' to be helping you. Re- member you may fill your mind completely with facts and figures and still fall far short of being really educated. OFFp'N N POLA BAER POPS . Dearest Pola, Please tell me why Edward Zgorzelski is so daify about Estella Taylor. Felix Penka. Felix Dear, . In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to love, but in the fall he goes daffydil. Obligingly, Ole pain 'in the neck Pola. HAVE YOU N OTICED? Mr. Dunsmore's penetrating stare, seniors, as he asks you questions, or Miss Hazelton's methodical precision in sorting supplies, or the way our faculty blossoms out after pay- day, or the way seniors have gone in for pol- itics this year. He isn't cheesy, even if he is a Kraft, claims Carl. I O f Howe's drawling quarterback was evidently from Alabama or perhaps. stalling for time. Q WOODWARDESQUE There comes the 8:10 bus with its daily load of Woodwardites. Among the first to scramble out as usual are Louise Miller, Blanche Black- man, Margaret Keesecker, Robert Dewey, Margaret Smith, and Betty Brown. Entering the halls one's eye lights on Miss Wetterman's freshman line up-Those permits seemingly as popular as bread. Up the stairs finds 216 a regular hang-out for Grover Green, Kathryn Jackson, and Ruth Boehler...Down the hall, don't see so many radiator perchers since they turned the steam on...Oooo, delicious cafete- ria odors, smells fishy-ahh, Friday. Those fifteen and ten cent lunches are the cat's meow. Speaking of meowing cats they cer- tainly would if they saw that ferocious dog on its escorted way out. There's Bob Mitchell and Anthony Louy, chief of the Hi-Y clans with their eyes focused on prospective ticket sales. It's that dance tonight, huh? Wonder how susceptible these fellows are--Florence Alpert tries a wink, Lil Greenberg a combi- nation clutch. Maybe tonight we'll see what they grabbed. F LASHES FROM FRIENDS Some girls show distinction-or should l one say distinctly?-in their clothes-Scott Thistle, Toledo, Ohio. ' Q xl Q A few of the schools that exchange with Woodward are Wittenberg Torch, Spring- field, Ohio, Scribe News, Oakland, Calif- orniag Central High News, Kalamazoo, Michigan, Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheyboy- gan, Wisconsin, The Blue and White, Sa- vannah, Georgiag The Stilletto, Kirksville, Missouri, Woodrow Wilson News, Charles- ton, West Virginiag- the Tattler reaches out pretty far doesnit it? If you have never- Been mad at your teachers- Been with a girl- Stayed out late- Wasted your time- Been jealous- ' You better get your head examined- York High Weekly, York, Pas Great Falls Mont.,-A sense of humor is the most important trait in the make-up of the ideal teacher, 25 senior members of an 1 English class have agreed. Next comes smartness, the class decided. The teacher ,must not nag. If he must reprimand stu- dents, let him reprimand them in private! Lake Breeze WeelEly,'Sh.eboygan, Wis. Recently Tom Forshaw came to school rather hoarse-said he had been talking through the screen door and strained his voice. Blue and White, Savannah High School, Savannah, Georgia. At present the cafeteria reports that 38 pupils eat lunch there every day. Ice cream is now sold in the lunch room, much to the f a vo r of the pupils. - Woodrow Wilson News, Charleston, West Virginia. SAGA-TATTLER REVIEW Continued from Col. 1 As a whole the book appears neither crowded nor empty. Senior portraits are well handled and the concise Class History is much to my liking. No doubt the Class Prophecy justies its length by the local color which presumably hits the target. Athletics are slighted, if anything. Just a series of pictures--happily with the names beneath. Unused space elsewhere could well have been used at least for a summary of scores which would show Woodward's record at a glance. The Tat- tler of course gives this information, but it is buried in week-to-week reports. We falter in our flow of comment at the Tattler section--a record of events worth - keeping--but difficult to criticize. Headings . are well balanced. Short stories, the life of any newspaper, are plentiful. Some issues are short of ink-but what periodicals are not, in the rush of going to press? We hope by this time, the Woodward stylists have determined how De Vilbiss shall be printed-there is a choice of three different spellings on page one of the Tattler's first issue of the year. Nevertheless, here is a book full of vim, youthful competence, not only to write but to produce mechanically-a demon- stration, not of what the professional printer can do but what may be done in a technical school from the written copy to the printed page. Theory. is put immedi- ately into practice, which after all is the very finest method of education. Keep it up, Woodward. . . -,W-...Y get -.,. ea sewi- J THE WOODWARD TA'I'l'LER f BEAR GRIDDERS WIN OVER HOWE Indiana Eleven Is Heavier But Woodward Displays Fine Form Coach Rollie Bevan's Polar Bears took the big Howe Milita- ry Academy's eleven into camp last Saturday by the score of 47- 0. The Woodward gridders were forced to their limit at some stages of the game and showed their remarkable offensive as well as defensive ability. . At no time during the entire afternoon did the military team threaten the Bear's goal line. The Woodward eleven broke thru the Indiana team's defense three times in the first half, Zarembski and DeShetler plunging over for their counters and Friedman evading the entire Howe team and jaunting sixty-two yards for a touchdown. The third quarter was a stand- still as the Bears threatened the goal line repeatedly but lacked the punch to ' push it over. In the fourth quarter the Bears took to the air scoring two touch downs via the forward pass route and two on runs by Friedman and Kokocinski. Frank Kata- iiasz made five tries for extra points good. WoOdward's blocking again was outstanding, making possi- ble the long runs which were registered by ' the Woodward backs. The team, with two victo- ries under its belt, look forward to its coming inter-city tilts. Three Guess Within One Point Of Correct Score Three pupils guessed within one point ofthe actual score of the Howe-Woodward game in last week's score guessing con- test. Of the three, Sidney Schall pulled the lucky straw that en- titled him to a ticket to the next Woodward home game. Scott comes to Woodward to- morrow. Although their team is inferior in strength to that of Woodward, the team' spirit is high and a close score is antici- pated. Close in comparison to the North Baltimore game. Just clip the coupon, write your score, and drop it in the Tattler Box in front of Room 122 before 3 o'clock to-night. Scott ..................... ...... . Woodward .......... ........ Name ........ .............. ............ ........ Home Room ............................ .......... Girls Take Archery Students in all girls' gym classes who are not interested in speedball, and those taking rest gym are to be taught archery. Leaders assisting in this activity are Elise Vidlund, Marguerite Higgins, Martha Haynes, Alvina Piesiewicz, Margaret Williams, Dorothy Smolinski, Mary Jane McDonald, and Frieda Hullen- kremer. - ac LARGE INTRA-MURAL PROGRAM PLANNED Hanham, Smith To Resume Posts As Boys' Heads Jack Lockert was chosen to head the boys' intra-mural league. The duty ofthe president is to make rules and regulations governing all sports and to settle all disputes. Other officers are Ted Kosydar, vice-president, and George Shulte, secretary- treasurer. The boys will follow practical- ly the same schedule as last year. The fall sports are speed- ball, pass and tap football, and cross country run. The winter events will be wrestling, boxing, basketball, handball, and the annual foul shoot, with golf, ten- nis, and indoor baseball follow- ing as spring sports. Each team is compelled to play at least one major sport a season. The teams that make up the inter-club leagues are: Polish Knights Machine Shop Quill and Dagger Pica Club Art Klan Junior Hi-Y Pencil Pushers International Auto Mech. Latin Senior Hi-Y Peiuper General Shop Commerce Electrical French The inter-class teams will be freshmen, sophomores, juniors, seniors, and probably post gradu- ates. Homer Hanham and Art Smith again take charge of boys' intra- murals for the 1932-33 season. , ac re rms I L. t i M How's this for winning a championship? DeVilbiss played two city games and won them both. They claim an undefeated record and intend to challenge the real winner to a title con- test or they do not play any more inter-city teams., Pretty soft, eh. Both the Indiana governor's sons were members of the Howe Military football team. That's getting up into society. How about booking a game with the president's sons? . Throughout, the entire game Kraft and Oehlers repeatedly kept taking out the 253 pound tackle on the Howe team. They were pretty tired after the tussle, but cheer up boys, the Scott tackle only weighs 200 pounds. By the way Reichlin and Friedman handled the pigskin Saturday, one would never guess it was a Jewish holiday. BEARS TO MEET SOOTT TOMORROW WOODWARD AND SCOTT ELEVENS RENEW TRADITIONAL GRID RIVALRY Polar Bears Are Slight Favorites In First Inter-City - Game on Scheduleg Scott Has Record To Uphold 1--.1- at X Wx lt klliiiNiikXIki11lnx: i . Woodward Polar Bears open their inter-city football competition when they meet the Scott gridders, who have already sudered one defeat, here tomorrow afternoon. For the first time. in Toledo football history a Woodward team will enter, a fray with the Collingwood .Avenue lads, as favorites. The West Side team will be fighting to uphold its record, which has not been marred by a single defeat at the hands of a Woodward eleven. Coach Bevan will use his same lineup in an effort to put Woodward on the left side in the city standings. That means Collins, Katafiasz, and Kelley will be on Malaska's ifleft side and McFarland, Oehlers, END WILL CAPTAIN BEARS TO-MORROW - - - , A. Carl Kraft Carl Kraft, who has begun his second term as a varsity end, will be acting captain and lead the Polar Bears against the Scott team tomorrow afternoon. He has played sterling ball during the first two encounters and by his work is chosen for that im- portant position. Dutch, as he is known to his fellow players, is Blade football correspondent from Woodward. Twenty-Four Waterproof Bench Coats Are Presented Twenty-four waterproof bench- coats were presented by the par- ent-Teachers Association to the coaches and members ofthe foot- ball squad, Friday conference hour. Roland Bevan and Art Smith received blue coats and the players, grayish tan. These water- proof coats are wool lined with a W on the back. Parent-Teachers Association earned the money for these warm- up coats through the alumni and varsity basketball game, held last winter. Committee in charge of the purchase and presentation was Merle Devlin and Lester Haring. Strange but true, yours truly couldn't geta bet one the Wood- ward-Scott game a Scotter placing his money on his own team. . . in.. .. and Kraft on the right side as the starting line. Woodrow De- Shetler at full, Jim Boyd and Joe Friedman at halves, and Ed Kokocinski at quarter to round out the backiield. Bob Rettig, who is making his debut as the head grid mentor of the Scott team, will present a lineup which includes three former Woo.dward players. The team which is anxious to uphold Scott's record and the one that Rettig has announced as his starters are Steinberg and Rappaport at ends, Spooner and Davis at tackles, Kaplan and Hadadd at guards, and Sharfman at center. Parquet, Schlafer, Chambers, and Brown are the starters in the backfield. Parquet, Rappaport, and Sharfman are the former Woodwardites playing under the Green and White banner. r Finish Brown, Scott's quarter back, and Captain Len Schlafer, halfback' ar e Coach Rettig's chief threats due to their ability to run the ball and receive passes. Rappaport and Spooner are the outstanding linemen. INDIVIDUAL SCORING DeShetler and Kokocinski, var- sity backfield men lead the team in scoring with 30 points each. Play 91' Points DeShetler ....................................... 31 Kokocinski ....... . ........ 30 Boyd .................. ........ 2 4 Friedman .......... ........ 1 9 Reichlin ........ ...... Q .12 Katafiasz ........... ........ . 9 McFarland .......... ....... . 6 Szczpaniak .................................... 6 Zarembski ........ .... .......................... 6 Leininger .............................,........ Q. 6 Total: Woodward 149--Oppo- nents 0. Alex Margy, scoreboard oper- ator, just put in a complaint about Bevan's boys. He says that if they still insist on running up such a high score they'1l have to furnish him with an adding machine 'cause he's tired of countingon his fingers. So there! THE WOODWARD TATTLER INTERNATIONAL CLUB WILL HOIQNTIATION Prospects Must Give Talks On Important ' Subjects Woodward International Club will hold a double initiation for thirty sophomores, juniors, and seniors Tuesday and Thursday. The formal initiation Wed- nesday, October 12, will vary from the usual form as the students must give short talks on international subjects before the entire club and a small group of teachers. Informal initiation for accep- ted members will take place in the girls' gym Thursday after- noon. Students will be dressed in costumes of different nations. Nellie Flaum, president, is in charge of arrangements assisted by the International club cabinet. Miss Adrienne Curtis is adviser. Deadline Flashes Miss Doering, sophomore Eng- . lish instructor, has purchased a new Ford Eight. Its shiny new- ness makes it easily discernible in the teachers' sparking space. Louis Chengges, Fred Hana, James Chengges, and George Assely, all Woodward students, narrowly escaped death, last Wednesday evening, when the machine they were riding in was struck by a speeding car. The car turned completely over and was demolished. We are glad to say their only injuries, however, were cuts about the face and head. . . ' The Student's Guide Book is being used by all the English students. This book gives a clearer conception of the materi- al contained in Literature and Life. Except in Mr. Lowry's classes, this is the first year they have been used. No sooner do we get used to school then along comes a holi- day. Columbus Day coming next Wednesday, we take the after- noon off. t Q t National Scholastic Press As- sociation will hold its eleventh annual convention in Cincinnati, November 3, 4, and 5. Sir Norman Angell, recently knighted by King George, will be the princi- pal speaker. Graduates Help In Gym Julia Lubit, Dorothy Phillips, and Sylvia Yourist, graduates of last year who were active in sports, are aiding Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Corn- well one day a week in regular gym classes. , FACULTY FROLICS AT OLYMPICS Dismal rainy weather could not dim the joys of the faculty who sipped nectar fcoffeej and tasted ofthe ambrosia fsteakj as the Olympic gods did of yore at their yearly get-to-gether. Ever wondered what these mighty monarchs of the class- room did in their free periods? Wal, lend an eye. First they all subdivided into nations, six on a team and entered one different member of the team in each event. Little boy Albertstett was appointed oflicial consoler, bottle watcher, and scorekeeper. The entertainment got off to a high start when Mr. Materny rep- resenting Poland won the 100 yard meter. He must have big feet. This contest was where you placed one foot in front of the other a hundred times. And you should have heard the left ones squeal when the right ones landed. Likened unto Hercules were these modern mains as they drew up for the javelin throw. Mr. Hanham, lord of gymnastic domain, wanted to coach his man but was properly booed. Winsome Dorothy Kellogg threw the javelin farthest. No wonder, for 'twas only a match in dis- guise. Ever hear of the breath taker- you put a piece of paper on a string and see if you can blow it across-of the ponderous puffing? I puffed and I puffed 'n I puffed to a pufiing victory, says Mrs. Alberstett, another of Poland's representatives. The Sir Walter Raleigh stunt was pulled by Mr. Van Tassel who wanted to make a soft land- ing in the broad jump. Crouse walked off with that one. Hi-ho, over the hurdle we go, sang all the female contenders in the high hurdle contest, but long- legged tomboy Ward triumphed. The balloonathon got off to a good start with elbows pushing thither and hither. Mrs. Bruyere finally burst hers. You couldn't hear a pin drop because everyone was busy looking for one to burst a ballon. The rubber stripping relay was won by Poland. Wonder how pro- ficient they would be at strip- poker. When all the contestants had contested Mr. Dunsmore made a Hoover speech, because Hoover always reads his, and then after using all the thirteen letter words in Webster's latest to test the versatile versatility o f high school instructors he awarded a red loving cup full of suckers to Spain for their ripe score of seventeen. Poland won second and had to be content with a green cup sig- nifying their immaturity. Wouldst believe that Charles LaRue, our esteemed principal and Italian team captain, would take advantage of a mistake in score and resembling Italian ban- ditos swipe the third prize. How- ever, they were finally convinced that honesty is the best policy and returned the third prize, a yellow loving cup, to the U.S.A. team. Now you know what our hon- orable faculty does in its off moments and try to keep them from knowing what you do in yours. Clothing Students Busy Clothing I classes taught by Miss Angela Abair have begun work in earnest. Each girl is making the article which she decided would be most useful to her. Aprons, slips, and shorts were the first choices. Under the guidance of Miss Abair every student hopes to finish three pro- jects before Christmas. 1.-1l.,..-1 Library Assistants Chosen Students assisting Miss S. Sawtelle in the library this year are: Phyllis Netz, Lucille Anton, Phyllis Webber, Jean Mathie, Marguerite Higgins, Lois Waters, Florence Wojciechowski, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Ruth Devlin, Florence Schindler, Virginia and Irene Stackowicz, Virginia Kreslak, Margie Devlin and Jane Kasley. Wouldn't we like to have Ro- berta DuMonte as our gym in- structoress? Last Friday i'Bert took a sixth hour class to Wilson Eark and came back seventh our. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today-Buy a ticket to the Scott game To-night--Scott-W o o d w a r d Dance Tomorrow--S c o t t-Woodward Football game Make it soon--Join an Intra- mural team Representative Is Chosen Miss Edna McLaughlin was elected Woodward building rep- resentative at a teachers' meet- ing last Monday. Mrs. Eva E. Leu is the alternate for Miss McLaughlin,who replacesVernon Alberstett. Club Gives Luncheon Mr. C. C. LaRue, Coach Roland Bevan, and Carl Kraft were guests at the annual T ol e d o Exchange Club luncheon in the Chamber of Commerce Building. Principals, coaches, and repre- sentatives of Toledo football squads attended. BUSINESS STAFF IS CHOSEN FOR SAGA Marvin Trattner Will Be In Charge Of Selling Campaign Appointment of the Saga-Tat- tler staff members has been com- pleted except for the poetry, art editor, and literary assistants who are to be chosen later in the semester. Esther J akcsy, newly appoint- ed editor, stated that the staff will try to improve the weak points in the year book to the best of their ability. The group plans to get together, she added, and clean up the Saga office, in order to start work early. Evelyn Hamilton is associate editorg Marvin Trattner, business manager, with Dorothy Dimke, Ann Ein, Charles Kimberly, and James Nassar as assistants in the business department. Others on the staH' include Bill Rosenberg, in charge of sportsg Alberta eall, picturesg Ruth Dorf, clubs and Lillian Geenberg, typist. Guy Sutphen, Bandmaster Is Busy Throughout Week Guy Sutphen, our jolly, rol- licking bandmaster broke into print last week, with an account of his travels throughout the day. His day's schedule starts at Woodward, going next to Libbey, and taxiing to Waite, Scott and DeVilbiss, in their turn. Saturday finds him trying to attend each football game. To direct the bands, Mr. Sutphen? Oflicers For Year Elected By Woodward Facses Club Fasces club officers for the coming year are Ruth Ramlow, presidentg Paul Landwehr, vice president, Ethel Dull, secretaryg Margarete Keefer, treasurer, and Jean Mathie, reporter. Mr. H. Phipps is adviser of the club. History And Growth Of Tattler Is Shown In Case Tattlers dated back from 1917 to the present time will be on exhibition in the Tattler display case this week. The Saga-Tattlers of 1931 and '32, a membership certificate of the National Scholastic Press Association, and the second and third honor ratings will also be shown. Miss Nelson insists that she has been teaching school for for- ty years. Appearances certainly are deceiving: K Be patient, Miss Nelson, when Christmas comes around we will see that you receive all the red pencils you'll ever need. .. OOD RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, October 14, 1932 No. 5 X SCHOOL EMPLOYEES SENIOR CLASS HEAD GRADUATING CLASS JUNIORS ORGANIZE GIVE BENEFIT DANCE IS ACTIVE STUDENT CHOOSES OFFICERS DRAMA-'IlC-SOCIETY Items Of Wearing Apparel .- Are Only Prices Of Admission To attend the benefit dance, given by employees of Toledo schools, some item of wearing apparel for school children, rang- ing from a handkerchief to a dress or a suit of clothes, is the price of admission. This dance, which is open to the public, will be held in Scott gym, Saturday evening, October 15. Blue Moon Syncopators will play for dancing. There will also be card playing Members of the committee are Christlieb Burt, of l-Iamiltong John Pool and Leonard Beard, of Jones Jr. High, Harry Pool, of Segurg and Charles Weeks, of Lincoln. Library Association To Hold Turkey Trotte October 23 The Turkey Trotte , a good- will dance for the Libbey---Wood- ward game, will be held in Wood- ward's ballroom, November 23, in the evening. Marge Devlin is general chair- man. Heads of the various com- mittees are Phyllis Netz, public- ity, Florence Schindler, music, Roberta Dumonte, programs, Florence Wojciechowski, chap- erons, and Ruth Devlin, enter- tainment. Miss S. Sawtelle is adviser of the Library Association, which is sponsoring this affair. Woodward Electrical -Club To Publish Weekly Again Electrical Journal will again be published weekly by Wood- ward Electrical club with Jack Lockert as editor-in-chief. The club plans to perform many electrical operations for the benefit ofthe students taking this course. A. R. Bitter has arranged to give one hour every day for such projects. All mem- bers must partake in these priv- iliges or they will be withdrawn. Hi-Y Nets Profit At Dance Scott-Woodward dance spon- sored by the Senior Hi-Y netted a profit of thirty dollars, which will be used to purchase some gift for the football team. Bob Mitchell was general chairman assisted by Miles Booth, Donald Schaefer, Vernon Burke, Edward Chevalier, and Robert Ridenour. Teachers Meet At Scott At the Toledo Teachers' As- sociation m e e t i n g Thursday, October 13, at Scott High school, Mrs. William Guitteau spoke on Taxation in Ohio . Meyer Schall Meyer Schall, newly elected president of the Senior class, is active in extra-curriclar work. He is also an honor student. M... ...-.-M.l...... Honor Society Chapter At Woodward Elects Oiiicers Marvin Trattner is the newly elected president of the Wood- ward chapter of the National Honor society. Other ofiicers are Dorothy Shore, vice-presi- dentg Leona Jacobs, secretary, Norma Flaum, treasurer. E. L. Clark, Howard Phipps, and Vernon Alberstett, members of Phi Beta Kappa, honorary col- lege fraternity, are advisers. Art Klan Plans Initiation p Party For New Members An initiation party for the new members of the Art Klan, is scheduled Tuesday at 3 o'c1ock in room 335. Old members of the club will assist on the committees for the initiation. A contest awarding a prize to the pupil bringing in the best picture drawn outside of school is planned for this occasion. Committee Is Appointed Jean Mathie was appointed chairman of the Faces club initi- ation committee by Ruth Ramlow president of the club. Francis Korecki, Georgette Lu t i f e , Charles Klinksick, and Leo Jan- kowski are assisting her. Instructor On Committee Vernon K. Alberstett, head of the Woodward commercial de- partment, is a member of the committee for arranging the reg- istration and curriculum of the Opportunity Classes to be given at Toledo University. Meyer Schall Is Elected Head . Of Fourth Year Students Meyer Schall was elected pres- ident of the senior class by a de- cisive victory over Robert Bader at the fourth year students' final elections last Friday. William Ro- senberg defeated Frank Gable in the vice-presidential race. In the closest race of the cam- paigns, Dorothy Redman became the new secretary by a one vote margin over Evelyn Hamilton. George Fraser was elected treas- urer over his opponent, Dorothy Shore. Alberta Teall was victori- ous over Dorothy Smolinski in a race for reporter. Philo C. Dunsmore and Miss Amie Miller, class supervisors, were in charge of elections. Picture Taken Accidentally Wins First Prize In Contest When Miss Amie Miller walked along the Kicking Horse River last August with a camera in her hand she came to Natural Bridge. She stumbled and her hand accidentally touched t h e camera lever which took the pic- ture. This scene in the Canadian Rockies is on t h e Continental Divide and shows the mountains and pine trees as well as the cascades in the river. Entered in the contest spon- sored by Gross-Photo Supply Co., this picture took first prize, which was an enlargement. Peiuper Club To Formally Initiate Nine New Pledges Nine pledges are to be taken in at the Peiuper club formal initi- ation which will be held to- morrow, October 15, at 7 o'clock in Ottawa Park Shelter House. Sam Rifkin, Irving Greenspoon and Nathan Lupu are planning the aiair. Meyer Schall is president and E.R. Rike, adviser of the organi- zation. G. A. L. Plans Dance Girls' Athletic League has be- gun plans for its annual Hallow- een dance. The chairmen of the various committees are Sylvena Truno, decoration, Sophie Marinski, entertainment, Mar- garet Keesecker, refreshments, Frances Toth, clean-up. Student In Hospital Alvinia Piesiewicz, a junior and a member of the Tattler Stad, is in St. Vincent's hospital due to an operation for appendi- citis. Marvin Trattner Is Elected Head Of Senior Group First meeting of Junior Dram- atic club, advised by Miss Doro- thy Kellogg, was held Tuesday, October 11. Students wishing to join must bring a recommenda- tion from their former English teachers and also pass a voice test to take place October 17 at 2:30, in room 318. Study of pantomine, use of voice, and characterization will first be discussed. Each student is to make a special study of scen- ery, lights, costumes or make-up for the semester. Election of officers will be held next Tuesday. Conference hour meeting are scheduled for once a month with after school meet- ings every Wednesday. Marvin Trattner was elected president of the senior dramatic organization. Other ofiicers are Roberta DuMonte, vice presidentg Ann Ein, secretaryg Miles Booth, treasurer, and Ruth Dorfl report- er. ..M.......,M-...i. Matinee Dance To Be Given By Woodward Band Monday Matinee dance will be given Monday at 2:45 in the girls' gym. Bob Markee is chairman of this affair which is sponsored by the band. Chaperone are Miss Dorothy Warner, Miss A. Curtis, Clyde Van Tassel, Vernon Alberstett and Philo Dunsmore. Proceeds will entered into the band funds. Senior Hi-Y To Hold Formal Initiation 'Tuesday Evening Senior Hi-Y will hold informal initiation in Boy's Department of Y.M.C.A., Tuesday evening, Oct- ober 18 at 7:30. Over 30 pledges are to be initiated. Paul Landwehr, Bob Pfefferle, Edmund Brooks, Jack Lockert, and Meyer Schall are making plans for the occasion. ' .-...-.,...-M.. H 2 I I Tattler extends its deepest sympathies to Floyd Lords, whose mother passed away Wednesday. .1 I i 1 Y Founder Is Honored Fred Slawski spoke to mem- bers of Senior Hi-Y at their meet- ing last Tuesday, on anniversary of birth of George Williams, founder of Y. M. C. A. He quoted President Hoover's radio speech of October 4, as having commend- ed Mr. Williams on his unusual service in having initiated this great organization. - . -- --.. sp ---1,--51-.--v THE WOODWARD TA'1'I'LER THE woonwm TATTLER P Published and Printed Every School Week by the F ,N N F PupHSgi.lZz:.?s1::3 Efhh 5f.'Qi31a..1f.2lce '30 S . C . . ., ' FACULTY Fo1BLEs . .gg 22211256 Spaghem? QXBYXM. sawn Newspaper tTL21:S 1':Q'k Member N5-'iaaficmelif A TATTLER STAFF M Editor-in-Chief ,,...... .................... W illliam Rosenberg Business Manager ..... ..,......... C harles Klinksick Sports Editors ....... ......... 5 23,233 'giggialrskl Feature Editor .... .. .......,......... Dorothy Shore Humor Editor ......... ..................... R uth Dorf Copy Reader ............... ............ Le ona Jacobs Exchange Editor ........ ............ M arie Swaya Display Editor ....... ..................... E thel Dull Club Editor ......,................................... Anna Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce A ' t C' l ti M M Kni ht Arthur ssistan s-- ircua on, ae c g , Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Cliftong Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrer, Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advlsers l Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TAT'I'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S tu d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. ' More Frequent Educational Assemblies. BE CAREFUL Unfortunately, automobiles do not stop at schoolsrin picking their victims. Instead, they seem to prefer those students who drive their cars with reckless abandon, risking not only their lives, but those of their classmates walking to and from school. These same students who wish to cut a minute off their time in getting to school are risking an involuntary absence of several weeks. After last Monday's celebration at Scott, a car, built to hold five, returned with t w e n t y students. T h e s e passengers, obstructed the driver's vision and detracted his mind from the driving. A single slip, no matter how slight it was, might have resulted in something serious. The recent unfortunate collision of four Woodward students at Park and Elm Streets should serve as a warning. Be careful. . I G wa JOIN A CLUB l Woodward clubs are now organizing for the school year and sending bids for new members. These clubs are one of Wood- ward's greatest assets. If you do not be- long to one, join while you have the chance. But once you get in, do not take a wrong attitude toward it. What you get out of a club is in due proportion to what you put into it. If you are dead timber, you will be of no good to the club and the club will be of no benefit to you. It is a privilege to be a member. You should accept this priv- ilege with gratitude. Your spare moments can be happily, spent. The activities of Woodward clubs are many and of interest to all of the stu- dents. You should be able to find at least one club that can supply you with that ex- tra enjoyment you may fail to find in your regular classwork. 1 Another of those F. F. happened when Miss Doering, unwittingly, left one of her high heeled shoes on those treacherous stadium steps two weeks ago at the Howe game. Page witness Alberstett. These cagey dignity up- holders didn't let it slip out before. Mr. E. R. Rike posts the latest thing in fashions--for April, 1902. Flowing skirts -and too-thin waist-lines Mr. Rike's visit to the attic in his home divulged. May I go along on your next trip?g x JUST SOME JANGLING JINGLES Four and twenty pretty girls Make up in the hallsg Practicing for the Dramatic Club The stage, to.them, it calls. Tiny little freshmen Trying hard to learn, Needn't take the fire drill, . Cause you're'toci green to burn. SCOTT SCRAMBLES Did you see the way Scott's drum major tried to imitate Bob Markee's proud strut, or the elegant way in which the band spelled out WOODWARD, -or the way the referee had to lay on the pile of players to see if Wood- 'ward's iirst touchdown was good, or the tum- bling exhibition Joe Friedman gave the fans when he failed to snag a long forward pass through no fault of his own, or the way De- Shetler shook his fist in front of every Wood- ward lineman and then booted each of them in the rear for good measure tthat's grid spiritl--or the way some Woodward boosters ran to the goal and tore down Scott's colors at the close of the game, or the tomatoes that were tossed from the Scott, cheering section into Woodward's during the third quarter? Deah! Oh deah! Such manners. U if I Pola Baer reports that with the receipt of only one pan letter she'll need a faculty cor- respondent. Cafeteria spy No.11,111 reports that Mr. VanTassel's weakness is chicks-n,Miss Nelson's is fish salad, while Mr. Gerber has never yet passed up his daily bowl of soup. I! il Q Wonder if that kiss Robert Eiseman gave Roberta DuMonte after the first touchdown was impulsive or premeditated. O I l IF YOU WANT TO KNOW How it feels to be able to look down the hall over a sea of heads, ask Bob Lawson. How one can get sea sick in an airplane and still be a good sailor, ask Miss Hannah Shaw. How it feels to be smiled at every time you say caow and daown, ask Virginia and Evelyn Hamilton. How one feels after his first night's work out with Coach Bevan, ask Billy Wheaton. How easy it is to Win a first prize in any prize photograph contest, ask Miss Amie Miller. ' , How it feels to open, your locker and see a nicely folded Tattler awaiting you, ask any subscriber. ' S How it feels to watch your team beatScott for the iirst time, ask any loyal Woodward booster. i t . Scott was determined to Skin those Bears but failed cause they forgot to acknowledge that there's more than one way to skin a bear to get the hide. 1 ' Good heavens, man, what on earth do you measure with it? --The Rambler, Charlotte, North Carolina. i C Always hold your head up--but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.-The Prism. Toledo, Ohio., . Hubby had not shown much interest in the newly-arrived baby and the young wife was disturbed. She was overjoyed one night to iind him standing over the baby's crib. A penny for your thoughts, she said. For the love of life I can't see how any- body can make a crib like this for 34.503 ---The Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I il U 1 Freshman Menu: Mashed potatoes and gravy. Potato salad. Potato chips.--Paseo Press, Kansas City, Missouri. 'E Q ' ' The sun was ruz F But it wouldn't have riz If it had crammed For a Chemistry quiz. --East High Spotlighit,Denver, Colorado. It's lots of fun to knock at times but wait until it's your turn to be knocked --The Northern Review, Ada, Ohio. Q-as , Early to bed and early to rise, and your girl wgll go out with other guys.--East High potlight, Denier, Colorado. A man learns by doing, and that doesn 'r mean under the watchful eye of the head keeper either.---High School News, ,Eau Claire, Wisconsina Q ' A Employer Ito new office boylz Has the cashier told you what you have to do this afternoon? ' Youth: Yes, sirg I was to wake him up when I saw you coming. -Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. OUR NEW TEACHERS fEditor's Note-This is the third of a series of weekly interviews nm to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year.J One of the most charming newcomers to. Woodward is Miss Dorothy Warner, who formerly taught typing at Jones Junior High. With grease on her fingers after adjusting typewriters, she said I have no doubt that I am going to like Woodward. Miss Warner is f o nd of literature, particularly that dealing with historical subjects. She also enjoys directing amateur theatricals, having taken a special course in dramatics a t Columbia University. This has led to her being appointed adviser of the dramatic organization. Although Miss Warner declares she likes every color but blue, she was wearing very novel blue shoes. Music, especially classical, occupies a great deal. of her time. But when she is dancing, as she often does, give her modern music. We nominate to the Hall of Fame that handful of Scott Hi students who vainly tried to hold up their school's gridiron tradition. ...M i,,,,,- ..........i......, .,A,i,,,,, .......,,,4.-....L,....n...,.L. . .- . 6.7-avr..--V-.g4..fY, THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER I r V- M. .sqvrfs-mg.. K- s- -- WOODWARD BEATS SCOTT FOR FIRST TIME---14-0 POLAR BEARS SET- NEW CHAPTER IN HISTORY WITH WIN OVER SCOTT Woodward Is On Long End Of Score For First Time In Athletic Relation Between The Two Schools OR the first time in Toledo gridiron history the Woodward Polar Bears were on the long end of the score after a Scott encounter, as they turned back the Collingwood avenue aggre- gation to the tune of 14-0 in a bitterly fought battle here last Saturday afternoon. The West Siders proved plenty stubborn in the first two can- tos pushing the Bears to their utmost. Time and time again the Bevan coached lads would put the pigskin into scoring position only to lose the ball on downs? i The Woodward team lacked the punch in the Hrst half which car- ried them to remarkable wins earlier in the season. Team Starts Well The red-clad warriors dis- played their true form in the very first few minutes of play in the second half when Jim Boyd caught Brown's hurried punt to start things off, on Scott's 47 yard line and raced to the 36 before he Wai dow ned. Friedman and Kokoci ski made a first down on the 24 from which DeShetler pushed the oval over the goal line for the Hrst score after a series of line plunges. An air attack was responsible for the final six points in the last minute to play. Kataias heaved a pass to Szczpaniak who was downed on the Scotters' 28. With a few line plays in between, Kokocinski tossed one of the many completed passes to Fried- man who was across the goal line. Both of the extra points were added by the educated toe of Frank Katafiasz who booted many spirals for about an aver- age of sixty yards. Squad Works Together The entire squad deserves credit for their spirit and team work with Malaska and Katafiasz shining on the defense while McFarland looked well on the oifense. The backfield worked as a unit with DeShetler doing most ofthe ground gaining. Although Scott was rated far below their standard of play Bob Rettig presented an entirely new spirited ball club than had repre- sented that school in their Hrst campaigns. Brown did most .of Scott's ball carrying and was responsible for the majority of the teams first downs. Rappa- port, a former Woodwardite. was Scott's outstanding performer. The game was marked by of- ficiating which was far below that which followers of both schools have seen thus far. Students Decorate Posts Arla Grodi, Leona Jacobs, and Meyer Hoffenblum plus two goal posts, plus red, white, and blue paper, plus one ladder, plus one box of -pins equal two decorated goal posts for the Scott-Wood- ward game. ..,,...B......., -1 .,.. . ....... ,. -M E as rms 3 in N ll The Polar Bears are well on in the city title race by defeating Scott and running their season scoring list up to 163 points in three games. Not bad. Q 'U U Deac Green, present city Rec- reation Commissioner, Mr. R. Milhouse, and Ned Hills were in the Woodward cheering section last week. The three were mem- bers of the first football contest between Woodward and Scott which was captured by the West Side eleven 19-6. l 0' 8 0 DeShetler and Parquet put on a hand shaking exhibition in the third quarter. Nodder Dumbelle says Woody should have been more polite. What if he did have the ball, he coulda stopped to say hello. The water bucket which is used to revive exhausted players has not been put in action by the Woodward team as yet. The only time we'll use that bucket is when the going gets too hot for the opponents and we'll have to use it to cool off the gridiron for them. . The Woodward team has scored a touchdown in the final minute of play in two consecu- tive tilts. . Ruth Dorf: I'm a man hater, aren't I, Marvin? Marvin Trattner: Yes, I guess you aren't. 51 UPPER SANDUSKY IS WOODWARD'S GRID OPPONENT THIS AFTERNOON Bears Will Attempt To Keep Goal Line Uncrossed In Encounter 'With Ohioansg Bevan May Use Second Team OODWARD POLAR BEARS will endeavor to keep their undefeated record clean when they meet the strong Upper Sandusky eleven on Woodward field this afternoon. Coach Roland Bevan will send a squad into the fray which has not started a game yet. He will probably start this lineup to build himself more reserve power, using Freeman and Donovan at the iianks, with Boardman and Boroughf at tackles. Callanan and Kenyon at guards with Reeves at the center fill out the line. if Jim Boyd will start in the full- QUARTERBACK IS THIRD ,YEAR BEAR I Kokocinski Edwin Kokocinski, the small and shifty Polar Bear quarter' back, is starting his third year as a member of the varsity eleven. Ed has gained reputation among the grid fans, and also respect from his fellow players, due to -the manner in which he chooses his plays. INDIVIDUAESCORING Woody DeShetler, the Bears' plunging fullback, still holds the lead in individual scoring while Friedman moves to third places. 7 DeShetler ...................................... Kokocinski ....................... ............ 3 0 Friedman ........ ......... 2 5 Boyd ........... ......... 2 4 Reichlin .......... ......... 1 2 Katafiasz ........ ......... 1 1 McFarland ......... ....... . . 6 Szczepanik ......... .......... 6 Zarembski ................................... .. 6 Leininger ........................ ............... 6 Total--Woodward 163' Op- ponents, 0. , , ' BEVAN TO WRITE FOR MAGAZINE Roland Bevan, who is starting his sixteenth year as a football, basketball, and baseball coach, and who has been with Woodward for the last four years, has accepted an offer to write a fifteen hundred word article entitled My Summer Exploits, for the Physical Culture I Magazine. This article will appear in one of the coming issues of the magazine. Mr.Bevan's knowledge of the body has been a great help to the players in keeping them in E1 wonderful condition and treating their injuries Bevan with his own methods. back position with Frank Leinin- ger, the new freshman triple threat man, and Carl Corthell at halves. Red Muar will start in the signal calling position. Coach Bevan may change his first string line-up as the Sandusky crew comes here in high spirts. Although the Upper San- dusky coach has not given full details about his club, he may pre- sent a team on the Held which will outweigh the Bears consider- ably as they have had big teams in former years. Garner is Big Shot ' John Garner is reported to be the Upper Sanduskian's most outstanding player. His blocking and tackling ability make follow- ers of the team confident of a real battle. G Woodward Football Team Is Guest At Football Film Members of the Woodward football team and coaches were guests of the R. K. O. Rivoli Theatre last Monday. The feature presentation was the All-Ameri- can, a picture which stars John Orsie, Jerry Dalrymple, Johnny Quatse, Jack Riley, John Baker, Clarence Munn, Tom Yarr, Gaius Shaver, Ernie Penckert, March- mont Schwartz, and Johnny Cain, who are members of the 1931 All American football team. Woodward Tied For Lead Woodward Polar Bears de- feated Scott to capture their first inter-city game and put them in a three-way tie for first place in the city standings. W L Pct. DeVilbiss 2 0 1.000 Woodward 1 0 1.000 Libbey 1 0 1.000 Central 0 2 .000 Scott 0 2 .000 Sixteen Teams Enter Competition in intra-mural games will be between classes and clubs after school in the girls' gym. The teams belonging to the Inter-Club league are Boosters, Zets, French, Friend- ship, Latin, Peris, Inter-Circle, and Wildire, Inter-class league consists of five freshmen teams, and one sophomore, junior, and senior team. THE WOODWARD TATTLER ZETALETHEAN CLUB INITIATES PLEDGES Nine Girls Become Members of Lit. Society Today Pledges for the Zetalethean society are Alice Henzler, Dor- othy Just, Margaret Keifer, Alvina Piesiewicz, Louise Miller, Georgette Lutife, Naomi Har- rison, Anita Eurenious, and Ruth Ramlow. As a part of the informal initiation held today the girls have their hair in knots and wear runny stockings. Miss C. Mc- Clure, Miss Edith Murphy, advi- ser, and Miss Eleanore Murphy have been invited to attend the initiation party. Committee in charge is Phyllis Netz, Dorothy Smolinski, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Harriet Maier, Lucie Stipes, Jane Kranz, Mary Jane McDonald, Blanche Black- man, Grace Eurenious, Margaret Williams, and Jean Clifton. Girl Guesses Correct Scott Score To Win Free Ticket At last the fair sex has broken into the winning column of the Tattler guessing contest. She is none other than Virginia Mar- chant who was tied with a mem- ber of the male sex but won the ,toss up. Surmise, conjecture, suppose, believe, suspect, divine, fancy, and guess what the score of to- day's game will be and you may win a ticket to the Waite-Wood- ward game to be held next week at Waite. Since to-day's game starts at 2:30 all coupons must be in the'Tattler Box before that time. Upper Sandusky .......... ..... Woodward ................ ...... Name . ................. ...... ........ ..... . Home Room. ............. . ........................ Exhibition Speedball Game Goes To Polish Knight Team During the victory celebration Monday, Homer Hanham spon- sored an exhibition game of speedball between the Polish Knights and the Machine Shop, two inter-club league teams. Speedball is a new sport in Wood- ward intra-murals and the team members played it for the first time. The Polish Knights cap- tained by Joe Bowers won 4-1. Walter Kuszek is captain of the Machine Shop. Ken Bauman, George Fraser, and Leo Kubacki refereed the game. Press Cabinet To Meet Cabinet of the Toledo High School Press Association will meet in the Tattler office, Wed- nesday, October 19, to arrange the program for the second regu- lar meeting, scheduled for Nov. 9 in the Woodward library. Torch Light M Under The Tattler Miss Stella Cornwell Our blue-eyed, black haired, gym instructor, Miss Stella Corn- well, attracted the glow of the Tattler Torch. Born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, memories, relatives, and friends called her back for a visit last week end. She attended lsummer school at Ypsilanti, Michigan, last va- cation, and Art Smith led us to believe that she didn't get all A's although we can't be sure since he's inclined to joke. After school was over, our subJect went to New York, making as much of the trip as possible by boat. She stated she likes boat- ing, especially sailing. On the return trip she stopped in the Pennsylvania mountains for three days, where she spoke of having a grand time. Next to boating, Miss Cornwell likes dancing best and her favor- ite movie stars are Norma Shearer and Robert Montgomery. Fifty-five Turn Out For First Tumbling Practice Fifty-five Woodward students turned out for the first practice session in tumbling last Tuesday in the boys' gym. Forty of these students are beginners and the rest are veterans who will act as leaders and assist the new ma- terial with the diierent phases of tumbling. Among the first essentials which will be taught to the beginners are forward roll, backward roll, cartwheel hand- spring, headspring, and neck- spring. Most of the new turnouts are freshmen who look very promis- ing. Practice sessions are sched- uled for Tuesdays and Thursdays during conference hour in the boys? gym. Homer Hanham is tumbling class instructor. Gym Receives New Supplies Three of the latest books on archery, tap dancing, and tennis were received by the gym 1n- stuctors from the Board of Edu- cation. Three new soccer and volley balls were among the sup- plies. Students Sell Thrift Books Twelve students obtained credit for fifty cents on their foot- ball season passes for selling Thrift books. At present twenty books are out among pupils. Miss A. Curtis is in charge of the sales. DRILL HELD IN FIRE PREVENTION WEEK Students Empty Building In 2 Minutes 10 Seconds Yesterday October 10 to 15 was designated as Fire Prevention Week by Albion Peabody, Chief Inspector of the Bureau of Fire Prevention. Fire drills were held in all school buildings. 2350 Woodward stu- dents were out of the building in 2 minutes, 10 seconds. Uniform directions for fire drills are being followed by all the Toledo schools as a result of conferences of Fire Inspectors and school officials. Dirty attics, fiues, chimneys, improper use of gasoline, defec- tive or leaky gas pipes are fire hazards. Mr. Van Tassel timed the drill and was assisted by Philip Sheon, Sam Schall, Henry Nichpor, and Ben Schall. DEADLINE FLASHES Miss Tippett entertained mem- bers ofthe Periclean literary soci- ety in her home yesterday after school. Wish all advisers were like that. . i O An anonymous contribution of 51.50 was received in the office to help in payment of the football trench coats. All contribs will gladly be accepted whether anonymous osr nota Alvinia Piesiewicz, member of the Tattler staff, although recent- ly stricken with appendecitis kept her nose on the lookout for news and discovered that Beatrice Woodka and Ruth Glow, Woodward graduates, are nursing there. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Afternoon--Art Klan Initia- tion Room 335 Afternoon---Upper Sandusky- Woodward Football game-- there! This week--Scarcity of social activities Fri. Oct. 21- Waite-Woodward Football Clash -- Conserve your school spirit youill need it for this game Ctherel Freshmen Asked To Invite Parents To Join P.T.A. Principal C. C. LaRue, at the request of the executive board of the P.T.A. called a freshmen meeting Monday, October 10, for the purpose of extending an in- vitation to the parents to become honorary members of the Wood- ward Parent-Teacher Assn. Membership cards were given to the freshmen attending, which are to be signed by the parents and returned to the supervisors. PLEDGES TROUBLE TATTLER GOSSIPER 1.1--1 Oflice Pest Shows Up Again To Worry Over Initiations This is Pledge Week, an- nounces the Tattler Gossip-seeker happily after having worn that in- quisitive gaze for seven days be- cause he didn't know what was going on. So he dug out the fa- mous little red notebook and pen- cil point, adjusted his specs, his false mustache, and was ready. How's it feel to be a pledge? he asked James Damas who was picturesquely g a r b e d as a Spaniard so that he might enter the International Club. Well, I never saw so many open mouthed, wide eyed gazes and me with my dignity as a senior to uphold, and he stretched his arms in proof as an old member said Stick 'em up. Well, I'1lbe, -- was heard all the way down the hall as Bohemian, Dutch, Japanese, Spanish, French-natives Went to classes. I know that Woodward is noted for its cosmopolitan atmos- phere, but now Pm thoroughly convinced, said Florence Gancarz. Hey, do you want any dope on the Quill and Dagger torture? said Robert Pfeiferle, big shot of Cutie Clan. Although we did make them do such incosequen- tial as nonsensities as proposing inthe hall. By the way, there were sixteen acceptances of twelve proposals, three divorces, and one This is so sudden -You should have seen Carl Monto when we walked off with his trousers in front of the Civic Auditorium. Heh, hee, retaliates James Richason one ofthe unfortunates, Do you want to know who let the tires out of air while you ans- wered that fake fire alarm? 'lSay, says the T.G.S. who has a hard time keeping his P's out of his Q's, anyway, Who was doing the initiating? With news that the initiation of the Periclean, Zetalethean, Latin, and two dozen other so- cieties are yet to come, the Tat- tler Gossip--seeker shakes his head wisely because he doesn't belong to any organizations but the Tattler staff where if you give the Editor a white elephant and the feature editor a package of orange mints you are welcome. ...ii.,.i.-if.-..- Canned Foods Exhibited In Tattler Display Case The food department of the economic classes are contribut- ing to the Tattler display this week. Canned foods such as jellies, peaches, yellow tomato pre- serves, spiced or colored pears, and relishes are exhibited. Miss B. Hazelton and Miss A. Abair are in charge of this department. WOODW RD T TTLER F WALLOP WALLOP WAITE Constantly, Consistently Constructive W AITE 1- Vol. V I Toledo, Ohio, October 21, 1932 No. 6 SOPH ELECTIONS TO p BE HELD NEXT WEEK Forty-Eight Petitions Taken Out For Second Year Otiices Total of forty-eight petitions were taken out for sophomore class oiiices by the second year students this week to start what should prove to be an unusually close race. Petitions taken out for presi- dent are for Vincent Weissen- berger, Anthony Louy, Philip Sheon, Richard Pease, Billy Ray, Sam Schall, Mary Ellen Mertz, and Philip Olson. Students run- ning for vice-president are James Sfaelos, Frank Keck, Mayfair Smith, Meyer Davis, Dorothy Katz, and Lester Stram. Girls head the list for secreta- ry, Ruth DeShetler,Dixie Smith, Mary Pettee, Mary Ellen Du Monte, Minnie Solomon, Eleanor Ray, Victor Huber, Virginia McClusky, Lucy Stipes, and Dorothy Skeldon. One of these students will be treasurer: Grace Reinbolt, Ruth Isaacson Helen Swaya, Louise Jaurozy, Irene Zaidel, Frank Reithowski and William Shames. Sophomores up for reporter are Betty Jane Kaslley, Sharon Leibovitz, Evelyn Bardsley, Ruth Kaminsky, and Helen Hanna. Either Francis Nowak or Low- ell Baumker will be sergeant-at- arms. Petitions taken out for ex- ecutive committee are for Step- hen Madezki, Helen Abood, Doro- thy Corthell, Louis Barrie, Har- old Ray, Alvin Sanger, Jane Staiger, Gene Roman, Betty Hellar, and Leo Jankowski. In order for the petition to be valid each one must contain twenty-five signatures and be re- turned to C. M. Meek by Monday, October 31. Primary to be held next week will be followed later by the final elections. Miss Grace Cronk and Mr. Meek are supervising the elec- tion. BE-AT WAITE Halloween Spirit Subject Of Display Case This Week Spirit of Halloween will pre- dominate as the subject for the Tattler display this week. Halloween colors will be pro- vided through the courtesy of Miss Amie Miller. Corn stalks and pumpkins feature the deco- rations. BE-AT WAITE Mr. Rike Is Ill A. W. Stewart substituted for E. R. Rike who was absent on ac- count of illness this week. Mr. Stewart taught regularly at Waite and Scott and has substi- tuted in all of the other city high schools excepting DeVilbiss. PARENT-TEACHERS WILL HOLD DINNER Association Plans Chop Suey Dinner To Pay For Bench Chats p Parent-Teacher Association is planning a Chop Suey dinner in . the school cafe- teria, October 27, proceeds of which will help p a y fo r t h e b e n c h c o a t s p r e s e n ted to t h e fo 0 t b a ll team. g x A d m i s s ion Miss Ward price is thirty- . - fi v e c e n t s, which includes card-playing after dinner. Those wishing merely to play cards will pay twenty-five cents. W'illiam Reinbolt is chairman of the dinner plans and Miss Mary WVard is in charge of the card party. The executive board, consisting of eighteen members, is assisting with arrangements. BE-AT VVAITE Periclean Society Sponsors Waite Game Mass Meeting Woodward-Waite mass meet- ing, sponsored yesterday by the Periclean society, was in charge of the committee led by Kath- erine Jackman assisted by Lilian Greenberg, Edith McKinnon, and Ann Essak. Dorothy Red- man was mistress of ceremonies. Program consisted of two mu- sical selections by Lois Hotz, J .A. Pollock speaking on Why Waite, and cheerleaders intro- ducing four new cheers. Billy Ray and Jimmy Sfaelos tapped to the tune of the school song and the members of the Periclean society presented a skit. BE-AT WAITE German Club Initiates Initiation of the new German Club members, which is in charge of the club cabinet, will be held today at three o'clock in room 305. BE-AT WAITE UN SATISFACTORIES TO BE INVESTIGATED E. L. Clark Will Interview All Students Receiving Warnings All Woodward students re- ceiving unsatisfactories will be interviewed by ' the department head of the sub- ject concerned. In a d d ition E. L. Clark as guidance direc- tor will confer W i t h a n y stu- dents havingy personal prob. DIL E. L. Clark lems so that they may become more interested in their work and better acquainted with them- selves. The guidance office has made a careful study of the last three freshman classes and has on file considerable information includ- ing records of tests and ability of the various students for these years, which may prove of value to the teachers in interviewing the pupils. The plan for distribution of un- satisfactories that was used last year will be followed this year. If a student receives three unsat- isfactories they will be sent to his home, otherwise, if one or two is received they will be given to the student to take home to be returned with the signature of the parent. The total number of unsatis- factories given out by teachers is 425. , BE-AT WAITE Members And Pledges Of Zetaletheans Hold Roast Old members and pledges of the Zetalethean society were pre- sent ata Weiner roast Monday, October 17, at Mary Jane Mc- Donald's cottage, South Shores Park. Teachers attending were Miss C. McClure, Miss Eleanor Mur- phy, and llgllzisg-TEd:,1AliT lil!-llurphy. RADIO GUILD BEGINS PLAY SERIES Radio Guild is presenting a series of 29 plays directed by Vernon Radcliffe on Mondays at 4 P. M. over the NB C-WJ Z network. Shakespeare's Corio- lanus will be given Monday, October 24. These plays will be of special interest to high school students because several of them are in- cluded in the English curriculum. Romeo and Juliet, Henry V, As You Like It, and Richard Ill, are Shakespeare's works scheduled. Tatuffe by Moliere will concern French students The Melting Pot by Zangwill I is discussed during the junior year. Other well known productions to be presented are School for Scandaln by Sheridan, Lady Windermere's Fan by Oscar Wildeg The Doll's House by Ibseng Peter Ibettson by du Maurierg The Great Divide by Moody, The Admirable Crich- ton by Barrie, The Bluebird by Maeterlinckg and Clarence by Tarkington. The play scheduled for the fol- lowing Monday will be listed in the Tattler under Future High- lights each week. G. A. L. SPONSORS p HALLOWEEN BALL Annual Affair Scheduled For Tonight In Girls' Gymnasium Annual Halloween dance of the Girls' Athletic League is scheduled for Wednesday, Oct- ober 26 in a novelty decorated girls' gym from 8 to 11. The color scheme will be worked out in orange and black. Phyllis Netz has been chosen mistress of ceremonies. The Beatrice Gardner school of dance- ing, and Dorothy and Irving Shore will provide entertain- ment. Tickets may be secured for 10 cents from any G. A. L. member who has her dues paid. Prizes will be awarded to the prettiest, funniest, a n d most cleverly dressed persons. Margaret Kiesecker, Vera Zip- fel, Lucy Stipes, Alice Kreft, Dorothy Smolinski, have charge of refreshments. ' Sylvina Truno, chairman of decoration, is assist- ed by Leona Kreft, Lottie Minor, and Ann Kuszek. Other commit- tees are entertainment, Sophie Marinski, chairman, Alma Lou Skinner, Mary Kowalski, and Elsie Vidlund. Clean-up falls in the hands of Jesse Haller, Gladys Lauer, Blanche Ward, and Fran- cis Toth, chairman. The varsity football team, Rollie Bevan, and Mr. and Mrs. Art Smith are guests of honor. Chap- erons who will act as judges are Mr. and Mrs. Hanham, Miss C. McClure, Miss S. Cornwall, Mr. and Mrs. V. Alberstett, Miss E. Mc Laughlin, Miss D. Kellogg, Miss M. McDonough, Miss M. Doering, and Miss A. Curtis. BE-AT WAITE Student Council Changes Four Year Old Constitution Changes in the constitution used four years ago were agreed upon at the last meeting of the Student Council held Thursday, October 13, conference hour. The commission plan of oflice was adopted--that is, instead of having a president or vice-presi- dent to appoint heads of various committees, such as finance, recreation, and hall patrol, a chairman will be chosen to take charge throughout the year. Other revisions of the former constitution decided upon were that a student may sign four petitions instead of one and that election of oiiicers be changed from the beginning of the second semester in January to the com- mencement of the school year in September. The council will consist of three freshman and sophomore and four junior and senior repre- sentatives and -one from each home room. THE WOODWARD TA'1'l'LER Q THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. Newspaper Q2:H fJQ Member! 'Pegg si Kisses TATTLER. STAFF Editor-in-Chief ................ 1 ........... Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ..... ............. Cdl arles Iglinksicig Sports Editors ....... .......... Q A3333 ,eggs IlieatureEE1fhtor ...... ........,......... D oro1tzh5ghS1l5or? umor 1 or ........ .................,... u or Copy Reader ............... ............. L eona' Jacobs Exchange Editor ....... ............ M arie Swaya Display Editor ....... ..................... E thel Dull Club Editor .......................................... Anna Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ......................,..................... Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Cliftong Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. - Miss Marie J. Deering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr' Hugh M ont gomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stu d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. BE-AT WAITE ACCORDING to sport experts, there are two teams that are in for the city championship. One of these teams is Wood- wards' own Polar Bear. The other is our neighbor from the other side of the river, the Waite Indians, To-night these two squads meet in a game that may decide the city crown. Waite is presenting a high-powered eleveng Woodward is countering with the best team in its history. The Indians aren't supernaturalg they can be stopped, and we are the ones to do it. Psychologists agree that a group of per- sons with their thoughts Exed intently upon the same object can convey their thoughts to another in the same room. Perhaps 2000 Woodward students thinking of nothing else than to Beat Waite, can instill the same spirit into their represent- atives on the gridiron so that the Bears will have no other alternative. BE-AT WAITE OODWARD students who wish to continue their education in spite of hardships and lack of funds are supplied with books and other essentials by the Board of Education. These students should take it upon them- selves to be willing to repay the Board by being faithful to their teachers and study. BE-AT WAITE ANY elementary school student can tell you what happens when two bodies moving in opposite directions collide. Yet Woodward students seem to forget this when they run down the crowded halls recklessly, unaware of the others. There ,should be no hurry. Ample time is allowed for the changing of classes. Even if you are late, remember that there is no achievement in making your class at the expense of another student's injuries. ,L s' ,J l i 1 PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue In a recent magazine article, there is told of a unique cigar store sign in the Canadian city of Van- couver. It does not advertise the owner's name or business, but merely says in blazing letters of light, Don't Arguef' It is probably effective in a business way. One passing on the street is intrigued by the sign and stops ,1' X. XX' was-k X, 'Q to see what kind of establishment flourishes under it. Regardless of the value of the sign in busi- ness, there is a tremendous amount of wis- dom packed into those two words Don't Ar- gus. We all have listened to arguments, long, tiresome, boring, and quite often igno- rant ones, on politics, or prohibition, or reli- gion and everything else under the sun. For the most part all the argument does is to create a less friendly feeling between the two verbal combatants than existed before. Let's respect the other fellow's stand. If a plain statement of facts does not bring him to your way of thinking, let him pursue his own way. We could have a great deal more peace and happiness if we could taboo all futile arguments. OFF 'N ON SNOOPY SNACKS ' A Hash from the Fashion Front informs us that sweatshirts are the latest, white for those who aren't lazy and black for those who don't know how to washg white collar and cuff sets with signatures. Miss Adrienne Curtis was seen taking books in the children's library. That makes her a peruser of the nth degree. Also seen was L. C. Clark treating his wife to the flickers at the Vita-Temple. Henry Nichpor had better stop calling girls ugoodlookingf' He scares them half to death. It's either a blond boy or a black mark in her French class to Thelma Wells if she does not stop looking at.hirn. t Is- Helen a Mixer? Ruth a Barrie? Annie your Kin? Dorothy a Mizer? Virginia a Stork? Bessie a Wheeler? Evelyn White? ' t 0 BATTLE OF THE CENTURY In which we have Battling Bob Doster versus a Rough and Red-dy Ford. First round: The bell rings. Doster leaps from his corner fby the exitjand crosses over with a hard crank-handle to the Ford's mid- section. The Ford remains unmoved and Bob closes in with a low weaning crouch. This time the blow's home, the Ford gives a lunge for Bob. Battling Doster, however, steps back lightly while the Ford is suddenly seized with a coughing fit. Bob takes advantage of this opportunity and puts in that dynamite right crank handle of his. This time the Ford lunges but Doster isn't uick enough. A sledge hammer left ffendeid catches him ex- pertly in the mid riff. Bob goes down. Grover Kenyon throws in a towel and starts the car himself. But by this time all the girls have gone, so the car gets the decision, and they lived scrappily ever after. FLASHES mom FRIENDS - English's such a bore to me, The rules in it I never see. The tense of verbs just drives me wild Although my temper's very mild. Just stop now and think how it would be If all verbs went accordingly. There is for instance, drink, drank, drunk, So why not have it, think, thank, thunk? -The Retina, Toledo, Ohio. The Morning Glory wilts when it gets too hot. Don't be that kind of a flower.-East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. High Pressured Did you hear about the absent-minded barber who was shaving himself in front of a mirror, and before he realized what he was doing, he sold himself three bottles of hair tonic, a shampoo, and then short changed himself in the deal?--Lindblom Weekly, Chicagoglllirnois. O Students from Germany, Costa Rica, Ko- rea, France, and Czechoslovakia attend the Wittenberg College in Springfield, Ohio. This is the first time in the history of the college that students have come so far to be students there.-Wittenberg Torch, Springfield, Ohiog. ' ' First student fwriting homel: How do you spell 'financially'? . Second student: F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-l-l-y and there are two r's in embarrassed. --Scribe News, Oakland, California. 8 1 C Read this morning in the newspaperf' said the street corner loafer, that them there experts at Washington are making a study of the ox-warblef' What! exclaimed the man whittling next to me. So I suppose they'll soon be having a broadcast of the darn things over the radio. --Albuquerque Record, Albu- querque, N. M. OUR NEW TEACHERS CEditor's note- This is the fourth of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year.j My daughter, who is entering college this fall, is my only hobby, said Mrs. Mary O'Brien, one of our new biology teach- ers, when interviewed. She went on to say that she loves Woodward and appreciated the building and equipment very much. The onion, whose pungent odor we had noticed immediately upon entering room 314, was to be dissected, but not to put in soup, we were informed. Mrs. O'Brien has her master's de- gree from Columbia University. She also attended Ohio State University and Toledo, Michigan Normal School, and Bowling Green Normal. We then went next door to visit Miss Mary Boyles, the other new biology in- structor who is also a graduate of Columbia. She remarked that she liked this school and its students very much. She is most inter- ested in nature study. Those carving knives seemed quite omi- nous to one whose business is finding out things people don't want you to find out, so I left as soon as Miss Boyles had given l me the above interview. -ew I . .av saw.,-.ww--em,V --.-----I N THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER BEAR BEARS WIN FOURTH CONSECUTIVE GAME Upper Sandusky Is Unable To Get Into Woodwardr Territory Woodward High gridders re- corded their fourth victory in as many starts when they defeated the Upper Sandusky eleven 71-0 last Week. The Upper Sanduskians made only one first down and 'were able to cross their own 49 yard line with the ball in their pos- session but once. The Polar Bears seemed to score at will, pushing the ball over the goal line eleven times and making five tries for points good. Coach Bevan used all his men in the game in order to in- sure himself plenty of reserve power. The backfield did its usual splendid work with Butch Leininger toting the ball in the fourth quarter to make him look like a future triple threat man. The line displayed timely blocking and tackling in paving the way for much yardage thru the line, and holding their op- ponents to a lone first down. With surprising regularity the linemen would break thru to spill the Sanduskians for losses. The Polar Bears' scoring in this game enabled them to retain their lead in the city scoring race. Intra-Mural Teams Hold Elimination Tournament Elimination tournament in speedball is being played by the girls' intra-mural teams after 'school. This replaces the former round robin tournament, which had to be forfeited because of bad weather. If a team loses one game they are out of the running. Hit pin baseball and skills are being taught in the regular gym classes. - - . Girls' gym instructors wish to thank Mr. Thompson and his mechanical drawing classes for the intra--mural chart made by them. ' O 3 l All girls working for a W should pay their Girls' Athletic League dues as soon as possible to secure a health card. The keep- ing of these cards- began two weeks ago. Money may be given to' Alice Kalinowski or in the girls' gym. The height of cooperation be- tween Coach Bevan and the team was reached when Rol taught his history classes from a scrap book submitted by fullback Woody DeShetler., x MEE'-l-HLVAITE WOODWARD TO BATTLE INDIANS IN FEATURE CONTEST OF SEASON Both Squads Await Time For Tenacious Encounter In East Side Stadium Tonightg Capacity Crowd To Witness Struggle 1-1-i TEAMS HAVE UNDEFEATED RECORDS TO MAINTAIN OODWARD POLAR BEARS will leave their northern lair for the iirst time this year and will attempt to continue their well known drive on all opposition when they invade the Indian reservation to do battle with the Waite Scalpers in a pow wow under the lights at 8 o'clock this evening. Both teams have yet to be placed in the defeated class. Wood- ward and Waite were the only members on the unscored upon list until last week when the Indians had two points charged against them. Sports scribes predict the winner of the battle tonight will be the 1932 champion. Woodward Backs Speedy King of Beardom, Roland Bevan, who will depend on speed and a superb aerial attack, will start Kokocinski at quarter, Boyd and Friedman at halves, with DeShetler at full. In this quartet of backfield men Bevan has one which would be hard to replace. Any of these men can be used on either end ofthe speedy running or passing attack. All four do their share of blocking and on the defense, tackle well enough to gain respect from the opposing ball carriers. Zarembski and C o ll i n s have been battling all week to be placed in the starting role with Kraft on the other end. Katafiasz, one of the outstanding linemen in the city, who does the majority of the passing and punting will be paired at tackles with Oehlers, while the determined Irishers, McFarland and Kelly, are at guard positions with Malaska, 128 pounds of grit and fight between them at center. Waite Points To Game Big Chief McAllister, who has been pointing his finger to the Woodward contest since the opening of the season, will start his backfield star, Francis Lengel, and Reddish at halves, Captain Russ Morse at quarter and Dunn at full. Urban or Makovik and Meyers will start at the flanks, Wright and Rahe at tackles. Razik and Cramer will be at guards and McThena at center, when the open- ing whistle blows. Both grid elevens have put the shoulder to the wheel and have shown real determination and spirit throughout the week which insures an encounter, the like of which has never been witnessed in scholastic football. Bevan's charges have spent one of their daily practice sessions in the artiicial daylight to be accustomed to the ff' - DeShetler lights under which they will attempt to wrest away victory from the defending champions. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Almost every one of the Wood- ward scorers raised his total last week. Reichlin added 18 points and tied for fourth place. DeShetler ....................... g. ........... . Kokocinski .................................... Friedman .......... ........... Boyd ............ .......... . 49 36 31 30 Reichlin .,.......... ........... 3 0 Katafiasz ,......... ...... . .... 1 6 Szczepanik ....... ........... 1 2 Zarembski ........ .......... 1 2 Leininger .......... .......... 1 3 Malaska ............ ...... Woodward ...................... ....... 2 34 Opponents ............................... . 0 Miss Hazel Rex, head of the Toledo girls' physical education department, visited Woodward last Friday. WOODWARD TIED Central and Scott were the only city teams participating in inter- city games this week. By virtue of their victory over the Irish, the West Enders moved to fourth place, leaving Central in the cel- lar. W. L. Pct. DeVilbiss 2 0 1.000 Woodward 1 0 1.000 Libbey 1 0 1.000 Scott 1 2 .333 Central 0 3 .000 1-.ili....... Clogging Classes Resumed Girls' clogging classes this year are again held conference hour in the small gym, under the direc- tion of Miss Stella Cornwell. , ,, ,. ,, ,. ,- H., , ..l. ., ,.i,,,i,,,,, RULES COMMITTEE CHOOSES OFFICERS Regulations Are Adopted At Intra-Mural Meeting ' Wednesday Joe Bowers was chosen to head the rules and regulations committee for all .intra-mural sports. Assisting him will be George Margy, Ted Kosydar, and Leo Kubacki. Two leagues, six teams in each, are competing at the present moment for the inter-club title. Rules and regulations were adopted at a meeting Wednes- day. Two post graduates are permitted to be members of any one club team and each club must play one of the three major fall sports in order to be eligible for basketball. A member of a team is not compelled to belong to the club under which banner he plays. The committee has adopted this slogan--- Intra-mural sports are sports for everbody. 1 if M Woodward has been a victor over Waite High only once, that win coming in 1930 when the Bears won 12-0. You know we may as well keep up our record breaking this year. BE-AT WAITE The Upper Sandusky team presented a real left half back in the latter part of the game. In fact when the rest of the team got into the huddle and bent over to get the signal he had to stand on his toes to hear it. BE-AT WAITE . All the city schools have a lot of outside boosters this year. Most of them are expecting to carry their ladders to the Wood- ward-Waite game. BE-AT WAITE The Woodward team is the only one in the city to hold their opponents scoreless this year. Chester Pawelczak Wins Ticket To Tonight's Game Last week's guessing contest resulted in a tie between two lower classmen. Of the two, Chester Pawelczak won the final decision entitling him to a ticket to the Waite-Woodward clash. Woodward plays at Waite to- night. Since a large crowd is expected at the game, and most of this crowd should be Wood- ward students, a great number coupons are expected to find their way into the Tattler Box in front of room 122 before 3 o'clock to-night. Waite .................................................. Woodward ........ Name .................. Home Room ......... THE WOODWARD TATTLER ', EIGHT VACATIONS ARE STILL COMING Student Paradise Listed At Various Times Starting Next Week Get ready all you a plus holi- dayers, for the year is filled with many, many welcome holidays. Be prepared for the second of the year's big days, Friday, Octo- ber 28, which marks the annual meeting of the Northwestern Ohio Teachers' Association. Two days, November 24 and 25, are being set aside to feast on King Turkey. Plenty of time to digest a 1932 Thanksgiving din- ner. Christmas falls on December 25 this year, and New Years on January 1, which means merely to Woodward students, a seven days' vacation, from December 23, to January 2 Qinclusivej. Our stand-bys, Abe Lincoln and George Washington offer us two days, February 13 and 22. Lazy, and langorous days bring a week's spring vacation, April. 10 to 15. Hurray, We'll be in school for April Fool's day! Memorial Day, May 30, is a holiday, as likewise are the three months which follow June 16, the day school closes. BE-AT WAITE Deadline Flashes Coaches Rollie Bevan and Art Smith will travel to Port Clinton, Saturday, October 22, to ofiiciate a football game between the high schools thereg 'I . Due to the unexpected illness of Norma Flaum, who had a lead in the play, The Doctor in Spite of Himself, given at the meeting of the Parent-Teacher Associa- tion last Wednesday evening, the part was played by.Helen Swaya. Now the German club will be able to sing German songs at their meeting, as Marie Brodecki has volunteered to make books containing these' solngs. All that hub-hub heard Wed- nesday morning was created by our dignified principal C. C. LaRue, Coach Bevan, and Steve Madezski as they moved a piano down the hall. BE-AT WAITE Woodward Student Speaks To Whiteford Congregation Robert Ridenour, member of the Senior Hi-Y, spoke to the congregation of the Whiteford Christian church Sunday, Oct. 16, on the anniversary of the birth of George Williams, founder of Y. M. C. A. He explained that the world owed much to this great man for his part in the initiation of this movement which has raised the scholastic, social and athletic standards of the youth of the WOIld. il Under The Tattler Torch Light Miss Hazelton Attracted by the savory odors the beams of the Tattler Torch stopped roaming at the abode of Miss Blanche Hazelton entered, and investigated. School teaching has not always been this petite instructor's vo- cation. Having worked in a tea room, juvenile court in Detroit, psychopathic clinic, and psycho- pathic hospital, she finds people most interesting. A graduate of Wellesley College in the East she has received several degrees. Yellow, brown, green, and ap- ricot are her favorite colors. Sal- ads of all kinds are preferred by Miss Hazelton, as her pet dish. She likes music and dogs but they have to be large dogs. Dur- ing her last vacation Miss Hazelton visited friends in St. Louis and Boston, but having traveled extensively feels at home in all places. P BE-AT WAITE Toledo High School Press Club Meets at Woodward Cabinet meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association was held at Woodward, Wednes- day, October 19, with students from Central, DeVilbiss, Libbey, Vocational, and Woodward at- tending, Make-up will be discussed at the next general meeting in the Woodward library November 9. Short talks will also be given by members who attend the Nation- al Scholastic Press Assocation in Cincinnati, November 3,4,5. Louis Giese, of DeVi1biss is presi- dent of the organization. BE-AT WAITE Sophomore Dramatic Club Elects Jane Staiger Head Jane Staiger was elected presi- dent of the Little Theatre Guild, sophomore dramatic society, at its election. Louis Barrie was chosen vice-president. Other officers are Marjorie Hertzberg, secretary, Estelle Taylor, treas- urer, and Sharon Leibovitz, reporter. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is ad' viser of the club. BE-AT r WAITE Q.-D. To Hold Roast Quill and Dagger society will hold a Weiner roast at Copeland Heights for the members of the club tomorrow night. Admission- is fifteen cents. Members of the committee are George Shulte, Vernon Burke, and Bob Mitchell. Henry Van Gorder is adviser of the club. TWO CLUBS HERE HOLD INITIATIONS Thirty-Three To Join French Clubg Hi-Y Takes In Seventeen Thirty three French students will be initiated into Le Cercle Francais, Tuesday, October 25, in the girls' gym. The students given bids have had at least one ygaib of French with an average 0 Q! n!! . A special dinner in the cafe- teria will follow the initiation. Norma Flaum, Nellie Flaum, Meyer Schall, Lester Skaif, Will- iam Rosenberg, Marie Swaya, and Alberta Teall are planning the affair. Miss Adrienne Curtis is advi- ser of the club. Two full evenings were neces- sary for the informal initiation of the Senior Hi-Y, Tuesday. October 18. The seventeen pledges were nearly annihilated at the Y.M.C.A. and the follow- ing Thursday they were made to parade the downtown streets in their undershirts and do stunts at busy points in the city. They will be formally initiated Tuesday, October 25. No pledge who was absent from the infor- mal initiation, without a good ex- cuse, will be taken into the club. BE-AT WAITE FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS T o-n i g h t-Waite-Woodward Clash-Watch Woodward bid for high school football supremacy at Waite Mon. Oct. 24-NBC Radio Dramatization of Shakes- peare's Coriolanus 4:00 P. M. Weds. Oct. 26--G. A. L. Hallo- ween Dance in Girls Gym leveningl Thurs. Oct. 27-P. T. A. Chop Suey Dinner in Cafeteria Ceveningl Thurs. Oct. 27--Tattlers Out BE-AT WAITE Louis Untermeyer, Poet, To Speak At Open Forum Louis Untermeyer, America's foremost poet, critic and essay- ist, will speak at the Open Forum in the J .E.L. auditorium, Satur- day, October 22, on New Lan- guage for the New Generation. Modern American Poetry, Modern American and British Poetry, and Yesterday and Today, are the books written by this poet in our library. BE-AT WAITE Two Students Win Prizes In Klan Initiation Contest Rita Loerke and Adam Wysoki, art students, won prizes at the Art Kla n initiation Tuesday, October 18, for the two best drawings made at that time. Sixteen students were initi- ated at the party planned by Evelyn Hamilton, James Moll, Pauline Wilson, Grace Eckhart, and Marcel Olender. Miss June Anderson is club adviser. STUDENTS TELL OF HOPES, AMBITION Woodwardites Confess Their Secret Wishes To Office Pest Tack, tack, tack--for they lead to tacky clues. Look at that bulletin Board, cries the Tat- tler's office pest. ' This time I'll probe the depths of a senior's mind. Hand me the sixteenth of an inch gauge. Eek, he's got me, yelled Rozelba Harris. What's your ambition? Pd like to be a policewoman so I could nab people like ,you and put them in the cooler. I love to beautify, so I want to be a beauticianj' says Dot Smo- linski. No wonder she's always primping. Lil Greenberg wants to be a Seb Sister, and Sara Greenburg says that if she doesn't quit sobbing about the senior com- mittees she'll disown her. .After finding out that Dorothy Dimke, Mollie Cone, Florence Shames, and Katherine Koch want to be nurses I found out that the boys like those trim white uniforms. When Margaret Smith saw the Gossip-seeker's shadow, and heard his question, she said, If you and ambition are connected I to lead an ambitionless 1 e. Albertina Lyczkowski wants to go--go to the marathon. Lucille Wickstrom's ambition is Edward Wilkinson. Frank Gable wants to be a rich man. Marie Schwab wants to get married so that she won't have to work, while Ann Ein seeing, that she can't join a fraternity, would like to be a Pieuperette. The only time I got stung, said Nosey Nuggebudge, uwas when Ann Essak said she wanted to be a gigolette, and asked me to be her gigolof' Guess I'll have to change my vocation. BE-AT WAITE Carl Dority Elected Head Of Junior Dramatic Club Carl Dority was elected presi- dent of the Junior Dramatic club at a meeting held Wednesday, after school. Vice-presidency is held by Virginia Zitz. Other ofii- cers are Grace Spaulding, secre- tary, Francis Bell, treasurer, and James Moll, reporter. A committee has been ap- pointed to select a unique name for this organization. There will be a monthly dues of 10 cents. BE-AT WAITE Three University Students Are Practice Teaching Here Students from Toledo Univer- sity are practice teaching at Woodward. Miss Edith Ein is in- structor in Miss G.Ward's sev- enth hour algebra I class. Ray- mond Sheline's sixth hour phy- sics I class is taught by Herman Kosh. Ben Illman instructs R. F. Lowry's first hour English VII group. WOOD RD T TTLER 'A' W Constantly, Consistently Constructive n I Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, October 28, 1932 'N W N. W. O. TEACHERS MEET TOMORROW Schools Close -For Sixtieth Annual Session Of Association Sixtieth annual session of the Northwestern Ohio Teachers' as- sociation is to be held tomorrow and Saturday. Meetings this year will be at the Civic Auditorium and State theater with departmental meet- ings at Scott and DeVilbiss high schools. Among the outstanding speak- ers are Dr. William Foster, New- ton, Massachusetts, Dr. Payson Smith, Commissioner of Educa- tion in Massachusettsg Lorado Taft, great American sculptor, and Dr. Bruno Roselli, who will speak on When Youth Demands Responsibility. Dr. Roselli will also be at the Valentine theater Saturday morning, in the Town Hall series. Program of musical selections and songs will be pre- sented by the department of music, Bowling Green State college. Journalism is a new feature added this year to the depart- mental meetings of the conven- tion. Miss Mary Perkins, adviser of the Scott Thistle, is chairman. Teachers from Scott, DeVilbiss, Waite, Vocational, and Libbey will act as chairmen. School will be closed Friday due to the convention. Students Assist Faculty Manager In Various Jobs Students assist Clyde M. Meek in carrying on his work as facul- ty manager. Girls who aid with tickets are Mae McKnight, Ethel Dull, Dorothy Shore, Ann Essak, Goldie Schulak, Violet Knapper, Doris Root, Bertha Bustow, and Catherine McDonough. Canvas men include Brian McKnight, graduate, as manager, Art Miller, Fred Shea, Don Ire- land, William Staskiewicz, and Vernon Carter. Ray Parker is gate keeper. Equipment manag- ers are James Follas and Art Weiber. Russell Menne, Robert Doster, George Kozlowski, and Frank Molik are in charge of lineing the field. Professor Bruno Roselli To Be Open Forum Speaker Professor Bruno Roselli is to discuss Dangerous Zones in Europe, Saturday, October 29, at the J .E.L. auditorium. This famous art and literature lecturer is the founder and chair- man ofthe Italian department at Vassar. Professor Roselli is the Satur- day morning speaker at the meeting of the Northwestern Ohio Teachers' Association. HALLOWEEN IS DAY OF MAGICg SO IF YOU HAVE WORRIES---GET READY TO SOME people Halloween is the day for masqueradesg to others, foolish pranks. But did you know that All Hallow's Eve is a relic of Pagan times signifying a universal walking abroad of spirits of the visible and invisible world, the time when divination attains its highest form? We are all familiar with soaped windows, ringing doorbells, and such, but here are a few not so well known that might tend to make a holiday more enjoyable. Girls, if you want to know if your lovers are faithful, put three nuts upon the bars of the grate, naming them after your lovers. If the nuts crack and jump, they are unfaithful. If they blaze or burn, the lover has regard for the one making the trial. If the nuts named after both of them burn together, they will be married. Pranksters here's an elaboration of the apple game. Hang a stick horizontally from the ceiling by a string with a candle on one end and an apple on the other. While it is twirling rapidly each person is to leap up and snatch at the apple with his teeth. In case you snatch the candle.- Ye marital minded, here's an excellent test if you can get hold of some stalks of colewert CScotland has plentyl. Walk out into a colewert field blindfolded, and pull the first stalk you come to. If it's crooked, straight, or big, thus will be your future mate. The quantity of earth on the root determines the fortune or dowry, while the taste indicates their temper. Another is to get three dishes: clean, foul, and empty. Blind- folded, dip your finger in one. If it gets in the clean one you will marry a maiden, foul, a widow, and the empty one, a bachelor or an old maid. Soaping windows and pounding porchesg also knights with fiery torches. All of these things will be seen on the night of Halloween. Witches, ghosts, and goblins rare, will be flying throu h the air And when it's over the 'll o awa to come . g . , y s y, again next Halloween day. Sophomore Dramatic Club Presents One-Act Playlets Three one-act plays were pre- sented at the first program of the Little Theater Guild, advised by Miss Dorothy Kellogg. Margaret Zimmerman, Carl Sommers 'and Louis Barrie took part in The First Client, di- rected by Marjorie Hertzberg. Cast of A Pair of Lunaticsf' under the supervision of Jane Staiger, included V i r g i n i a Schuster and L o u i s Barrie. Dorothy Katz, Minnie Solomon and Ben Schall were the players in The Great American Drama, directed by Sharon Leibovitz. Freshmen Instructed In Correct Use Of Library Freshmen English students were instructed by Miss Stella Sawtelle, librarian in the correct use of the library last Wednes- day. She explained how to locate the various kinds of books through cards and numbers, and also the proper conduct when in the library. P.-G. Students Work Post graduate students of L.U. Bruyere's architectural drawing classes are rendering in pencil, and will soon be making wash drawing. I TALKING PICTURES TO BE INSTALLED Equipment Is Being Installed In Present Machine By Manufacturers Talking moving pictures are soon to become a reality at Wood- ward, it was announced by C. C. LaRue. - The machine is at present away at the manufacturers for the sound tracks. Cost of equipment, including amplifiers, will amount to approximately 8800, S300 of which will be paid by last year's graduating class. The remainder will be paid by a series of films. The first of these talkies will be shown before Thanksgiving. A new lamp that is being installed in the machine will throw an image upon the screen much brighter than formerly. All these improvements will give Woodward a cinema service as good as that of any of the neigh- borhood theatres. Faculty committee in charge of the project includes Mr. LaRue, P. C. Dunsmore, C. M. Meek, and Clyde Van Tassel. Thirteen New Members Are Initiated Into Spanish Club At the Spanish club initiation which took place yesterday after school in Miss Wetterman's room, games were played, songs sung, and refreshments served. Four cakes with La Junta Cas- tellana in gay icings on top were donated by members of the club. Committee consisted of Jean Clifton, Dorothy Shore, and James Nassar. New members are Harriet Luckadoo, Marian After- good, Sherwood Cowdrey, Rich- ard Pease, Stanley Syzch, Arthur Sievert, Celestine Gogul, Gladys Williams, Marge Devlin, Charles Moellenberg, Bruce Echardt, Willard Bonham and Robert Bollie. Petitions In Circulation For Student Council Members November 1 is the last day to take out petitions for student council- members. Seniors and juniors will be allowed four rep- resentatives with three for the freshmen and sophomore classes. Temporary junior and senior members discussed the duties of the representatives in the various study halls. Philo C. Dunsmore is in charge of elections to be held November 4. Miss Kellogg On Committee Miss Dorothy Kellogg, a faculty member of the English depart- ment,was elected a memberof the P.T. A. program committee, at the regular meeting held in the audi- torium, Wednesday night. ,A Mm,.Tm,,,,nm-Am,,l,- ,,,,,,,. ..,,..,,,.A.A.n,..l..a., .-- I Hvfpey- ----- K THE WOODWARD TA'I'1'LER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. s . xsiilsuivav NOWSD6Der ,ii1:57 fli5:?1TSl'f' Member, fsisioosli' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ........ .......... C harles Klinksick Sports Editors .......... ....... 5 143,233 'ggflrskl Feature Editor ......... ........... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ....... ............... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .............. .......... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor .......... .......... M arie Swaya Display Editor .......... .....,........ E thel Dull Club Editor ............ .,......... A nna Wegener Make-up ........................... 1 .........,.. Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania' Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr' Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S XVOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stud ent Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. PLEASE EXCUSE US RITICISMS recently received of the Tattler's failure to write Mn before a male teacher's name, puts us in a rather embarrassing situation. Journalistic authorities-and after all, Tattler staff members are students in jour- nalism--state that the Mr, should be omitted when the teacher's name is used for the first time in the article with his initials. Yet we can see the faculty's view- point in saying that the title is the only way of distinguishing them from the stu- dents, that they deserve a certain amount of respect. Any opinions on this subject will be appreciated. But until we decide, our posi- tion is a bit embarrassing. ARE WE DOWN-HEARTED E lost Friday through no fault of ours. We were defeated by a better team, we'll concede that. But we won't concede that we aren't better than any other school in the city. The defeat by Waite hasn't blasted our hopes. There are still several reasons why the rest of the season should prove interesting. First: the mythical champion- ship of this side of the Maumee. Second: Thanksgiving day, when a victory means a successful season, regardless. Third: If the Polar Bears come through in all the rest of the games it will mean Woodward's most successful year in its gridiron history. So don't give up all hopeg the players on the team haven't. They may have lost Fri- day, but they weren't beaten. They're just as good now as they ever were, perhaps better. - OFF 'N N SOPHOMORE SNACKS I gather strength, clench my teeth, and try to open my locker, but I am pulled back. I try to eat my lunchg but I am interrupted. I essay to take a shower after gym, and there it is again. Oh what's the use. I suppose you know what it's all about by this time, students are begging me to sign their petitions. I sign one, not becausel favor the nominee, but because I must catch the Elm street bus. While searching my pockets for change, in- stead of finding that which I look for, I see a petition right under my nose. I try to find a seat, and horror of horrors, there lies a peti- tion on one of the empty ones. Ah, no one is looking. Zipp! Alas, dear petition you are no more. , O Q I FRESHMAN FACTS Sanford Swartz is called Blackie, Chris Kellaris is Greek, studies French, speaks English, and would like to take Latin. While Sophs disdain adding their names to petitions, Frosh beg to sign them. Remember that display of over-enthusiasm when so many of you unoiiicially went to Scott? Well, here's something Miss Miller just let out. While Miss Miller, Mr. Dunsmore, and Mr. Lowry were asking the students to return to the building, two freshman girls came out, saying that they were going to Scott. But you can't go to Scott, said Miss Miller. But we have to go to Scott, they replied. We live in that district and we've just been transferred. Q F Q Come hither ye blushing poets and writers of the American novel ! Get your start by writing for the Tattler. Hand in your wel- come contribs at the Tattler office, 122, or to Miss Marie Doering, 120. , Pola Baer has to put her two cents worth even in an announcement. She wishes to state that her unpopularity distresses her, so that, she'll promise only to print print- able answers if youlll ask the questions. Hurrah! Three contribs and all from fresh! men. Joan Elmer, Helen Ganch, and Virginia Stewart wrote poems on Treasure Island. The best is printed below. LONG JOHN SILVER , They call me Long John Silver, me mates do, And a fine upright name it be too. All swabs fear me, and this you can bet. The old salts don't cheer when it's me they has met. I hobble about with me wooden peg, Why? Because, you fresh water swabs, I'm minus one le But why shouldul care? I'm still limber! b And am I a buccaneer? Why shiver my timber! ' ---Joan Elmer. Woodward seems a regular family affair with five Nassars attending school all at once., James, Elsie, Louise, Evelyn, and Mildred. Dale Oswalt delights in being called half- back. Who does like to walk all the way back? Mercenary Felix Danielewicz thinks that the quality which enables gold to be beaten into a thin strip is making money. He's as bad as Loretta J aynes who thinks the United States gets its revenue from the mint. FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Office Boy: There is a salesman here with a mustache. Boss: Tell him I have a mustache.-The Bryant Times, Minneapolis, Minnesota. i R l . The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts to work the moment we get up in the morning--and stops the moment we get to school for some of us.-The Lindblom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. 8 Q ll Cub Reporter: I'd like some advice, sir, on the art of running a newspaper. Editor: You've come to the wrong person, son. Ask one of my subscribers.--Scribe News, Oakland, California. Q Q I Life's Darkest Moment When a senior finds out that his young- est sister has cut out the pictures from the funny paper before he has read the jokes. -The York-High Weekly, York, Pa. U W O Chemistry Teacher: What is Asg O3 ? Student: I have it on the tip of my tongue. Teacher: -Then spit it out. It's arsenic.--- East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. I I S We call some people democratic because they speak to us, others we call aristocratic 'cause we speak 'to them.--Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Q R 3 Wonder if couples like to sit around and watch the moon because it's romantic, or is it just another evidence of the depression? --East High Spotlight, Denver, Colorado. Q Q I A woman has two views of a secret: Either it's too good to keep or not good enough to keep.--The Prism, Toledo, Ohio. OUR NEW TEACHERS QEditor's note-This is the fifth of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year.J Petite Miss Marion McDonough is the subject this week. After matriculating from St. Ursuline Academy and Toledo Univer- sity she was ready for the unappreciated task of a school marm. At Glenwood and Warren she taught English and mathemat- ics, and then came to Spring Junior High where she taught history. This year she was elevated to a position on the Woodward faculty and is again teaching history. It seems as if she would just as soon teach as be taught, for she took courses at Columbia University and Notre Dame. This summer she toured New England. One of 'her haunts was the Provincetown- Art Colony, because her hobby is collect- ing oil paintings. - Novels with historical back grounds, es- pecially those by Willa Cather, interest her most. She longs to go west, to see the scenes of many novels and perhaps she might have an opportunity of seeing her favorite movie star, Robert Montgomery. She admires the frankness and confi- dence of this generation. When asked to compare high school students with those of the junior high she said she found the former much more thoughtful and quiet. It's needless to predict great popularity for Miss McDonough as she already has it. JV, i A ,, -ww -W, - -----an-is . . .m....T,q,:T,.. ,55q,,1,,..,. . ,-.igqsw .- -2- V s. -. .,-sr.,--.F v- -ff' 41- - - 'ran woonwzisn .TATTLER s POLAR BEARS LOSE. - TO WAITE INDIANS Woodward Displays Fighting Spirit But Drops To Champs Coach Don MacAllister's Indi- ans proved to be too strong for the always fighting Woodward Polar Bears when they downed the Blue and White gridders 19- 0 before a crowd of 10,000 in the Waite stadium, Friday night. The Bears displayed their fighting spirit from the start of . the bitter fray when they battled the Indians to a standstill. In the second quarter the Waite aerial attack began to function with Morse heaving a long forward pass to Dunn, who was downed on the Bears' six yard marker, from where Lengel carried the ball over the goal line for the first score and also the first points to be scored against Woodward this year. Wright kicked the try for extra point and added another point to the Waite total. The next Waite score also came in the second quarter when Lengel tossed the pigskin over the goal line to Morse. Another Lengel to Morse pass put the ball on the Bears' seven yard line, and when the Bears were penalized five yards Dunn plunged over. The Woodward backfield got off to some nice runs, with Reich- lin's return of a kickoff going 42 yards. The Bevanites changed their style of offense in the final canto in effort to score but Szczepanik was downed on the 20 yard line at the final gun shot. Friedman, DeShetler, Kelly, McFarland, and Zarembski were the Bears' outstanding men, and Urban, Meyers, Dunn, and Lengel looked best for the Indians. Ka- tafiasz easily outpunted the boots of Captain Morse. Girls Play Hit Pin Round robin hit pin tourna- ment is being played in all regu- lar gym classes. The winning squads in all classes will play each other during conference hour as soon as the tourna- ment - is finished. Girls in leaders' class, Miss Stella Cornwell, and Miss Catherine McClure are in charge. CITWSTANDINGS Woodward Bears dropped a notch in their city title race when they sufered their first de- feat of the season. W L PCT DeVilbiss - 2 0 1.000 Libbey - 2 0 1.000 Waite I 0 1.000 Woodward 1 1 .500 Scott 1 3 .250 Central 0 3 .000 Bob Markee had it all over the Waite drum major--that is until ar te rms e fi li if ,F Seeing the H peroxide blonds walking around the hallways of Woodward gave Ernie McFar- land an idea. He said, 'Tll catch sparrows, dip 'em in peroxide and sell 'em as cagnariesf' Not trying to offer an alibi about the Waite game but just referring you to one rule to which the officials paid no at- tention. frule 7 section 21 No player of either team may encroach upon the neutral zone after it has been established. No player can cross the line of scrimmage and come into contact with a player without being liable to penalty. This yearis Woodward grid team is the smallest and scrap- piest to ever represent this school. Not one of the -Polar Bears 'were taken out of the Waite game due to injuries. You can lay that to- their condition. There were 933 student, 237 adult tickets sold here for the Waite game, not counting the season passes. If we have crowds like that at our remaining games everything will be hunky dory. How about it, Mr. Meek? Sophomore Boy Is Winning Guesser In Score Contest Seers and seeresses, prophets an d prophetesses went astray last week as Kasmer Klap, a lesser k n o W n member of the sophomore class, guessed the cor- rect score of the Waite-Wood- ward football game to win last week's guessing contest. Of the four contests held he is the third person to guess a correct score. Woodward visits Youngstown Saturday to play Chaney High. Last year Woodward defeated Chaney by a score of 9-0. An- other close score is expected this year. The winner of this contest will receive a ticket to the next Woodward home game. Chaney ............................... ...... Woodward .... Name .............. .. Home Room ...... .. ....... . .....,.............. .. Two sturdy, tough football players, Izzy Reichlin and Joe Friedman, enlisted the aid of a waiter to cut their steaks at a re- cent banquet they both attended. After helping win so many tough football games, boys!! Spicy Tokes and f'Spider Smith, two pals, sometimes get their monickers mixed, and be WOODWARD BOYS LEARN WRESTLING Forty In Class To Be Taught By Three Students Weekly ' Ben Wexler, Carl Campell, and Leigheigh Worden will teach forty boys the art of wrestling every Monday, conference hour. Of the forty boys turning out, twenty were freshmen, six sopho- mores, eight juniors, and three seniors. The fundamentals of the grap- pling game, and the various holds established by noted wrestlers will be taught. Ben Wexler, a pupil of John Herley, who is one of the out- standing men teaching wrestling, was the city champion in his class last spring. BEVAN DEVELOPING NEXT YEAR'S TEAM Coach Rol Bevan is spending one practice session a week with his 1933 football squad. Ben Malaska, who is making a bid for an all city berth this year, may be the quarter back next sea- son. Baxter, Johnson, Freeman, and Donovan are the end candi- dates. Three big tackles, Boardman, Boroughf, and Wheaton are fight- ing for positions. McFarland and Kelly will be back at guards, while Corthell and Kenyon fight it out for the center job. Back- fieldmen are Boyd, Leininger, Roman, Davis, and Quinn. Mr. Thompson's Classes Making Football Posters Students in O. M. Thompson's mechanical drawing classes are making football posters and in- tra-mural insignias. Polar bears and the letters appearing on the bench coats of the football team were drawn, stenciled, and spray-painted on by members of his classes. Through Mr. Thompson's great interest in Woodward and its team, he spends many spare moments in planning and mak- ing the stencils for posters appearing in the halls of Wood- ward. ' Pass And Tap League Opens Intra-mural Pass and Tap league will start its first compe- tition Monday afternoon. Quill and Dagger and Interna- tional clubs are the only mem- bers of the league who will not enter a team. 1933 Team To Play The 1933 varsity Polar Bears will play their first game when they travel to Michigan, Novem- ber 19. Final plans have not yet been , come a Spicy Spider ! Might be imade as towhich team they will he dropped the baton. lgood, relished with catsup. . play. I BEARS TRAVEL FOR GAME WITH CHANEY Youngstown Team To Try To Avenge Defeat Of Last Year Woodward Polar Bears will leave their home lot for the sec- ond time this season when they journey to Youngstown to play the strong Chaney High team, Saturday afternoon. The Woodward team will leave here tomorrow noon by bus on their 184 mile trip to the lower part of the state. Coach Bevan is prepared for plenty of trouble as the Chaney team will have practically all fa- miliar faces as they will present the same team, with only a few exceptions, which was defeated by the last year's Polar Bears 9-0. The starting lineup has not been definitely announced but it was indicated that Zarembski and Kraft will get the call at ends, and either Poczekaj or Oehlers will be teamed at tackles with Katafiasz. Szelagowski, Kenyon, McFarland, and Kelley may all see action at the guard positions, with Malaska and Reeves splitting t h e c e n t e r duties. The starting backfield will be Friedman and Reichlin at halves, DeShetler at full, and Kokocin- ski at quarter. Szczepanik, Boyd, and Leininger will probably be in the lineup before the game ends. Boys Participate In Inter- Class Cross Country Race Inter-class cross country race was held yesterday, too late to publish the results. The boys who participated were coached by Dan Sahadi. The entrants ran twicearound the track out Otto street, to Man- hattan St., to Mulberry, to Streicher, to Bevan Drive, and back around the track. Homer Hanham and Art Smith timed the finishers. Girls' Gym Notes Our girls' gym instructors are studying after school. Miss Stella Cornwell is taking a course in German at Vocational school and Miss Catherine McClure puts her artistic talent to work at tire Art Museum. Beginning clogging class con- ference hour will be discontinued. First year dancing will be taught to those who desire it in class after Thanksgivingi The following teams are still in the Intra-mural Round Robin tournament: Boosters, Inter-cir- cle, Pericleans, Zetaletheans, Freshman 11, Freshman 111 and Sophomores. Did you know that the Waite players wore silk panties? No' ,wonder they were so hard to hold. F , YK A. time .....r-Lsel.b',:..ss.fm.a-- -,...:..:..i-. ,.,i,xJ:r.x-ar' frrua-exgggu P 4, .-. '. fx' V THE WOODWARD TA'ITLER CLASS COMMITTEES .CI-IOSEN BY SENIORS Ofiicers And Supervisors Choose Directors Of Activities Committees to lead the gradua- ting class in this year's social ac- tivities were selected by the oflicers of the senior class, P. C. Dunsmore and Miss Amie Miller. Entertainment: Lois Hotz, chairman, Bob Bader, Jim Nas- sar, Margaret Grebe, and Lucille Wickstrom. Senior Prom: Bob Mitchell, chairman, Paul Landwehr, Ed- mund Brooks, Ruth Dorf, Rober- ta DuMounte, Martha Haynes, and Kathryn Jackman. Social: Ruth Kaiser, chair- mang Elise Vidlund, Leon Zot- kow, Frank Gable, Florence Wojciechowski, Donald Schaefer, and Lillian Greenberg. Banquet: Norma Flaum, chair- mang Carl Kraft, Sam Rifkin,Ann Ein, Arla Grodi, Leona Jacobs, and Grover Green. Senior Play: Dorothy Shore, chairmang Phyllis Netz, Miles Booth, Ann Essak, Charles Borchardt, Ruth Boehler, and Wilma Jaschke. Graduation: Ellen Jane Scaris- brick, chairman, Marie Schwab, Gerald Blatt, Paul Kaseman, and Thelma Brown. Picnic: Edward Chevalier, chm. Dorothy Smolinski, Marguerite Higgins, Virginia Marchant, and Erwin Oehlers. Commercial Art Students Compose Posters For Firm Miss June Anderson's com- mercial class is busily engaged in composing posters advertising I. Miller shoes for Lasalle 8z Koch's department store. Second year students are mak- ing a study in composition in black and white, using an electri- cal appliance or a machine of some kind as their models. Beginners' class is studying grayed complementary color schemes, using landscapes as their composition material. Miss Anderson presents one of the most beautiful and unique portions of the annual exhibition, a spring fete of I Woodward. Senior Hi-Y Initiates Senior Hi-Y formally initiated 23 pledges Tuesday at 7:30 at the Y. M. C. A. Initiation was preceded by a short business meeting, including a discussion on a pamphlet concerning pet- ting. Raymond Sheline led the dis- cussion, assisted by Bob Mitchell, president of the group. Vacation Means Extra Work Tomorrow's vacation means additional work for W. Raymond, chief custodian, and his assist- ants. They will be able to do ex- tra cleaning unhampered by any Under The Tattler Torch Light ' Mr. Worf - Today the Tattler Torch is il- luminating the countenance of Mr. Charles Worf, who is en- tering his sixth year as a mem- ber of the Woodward faculty. In former years before his advent to Woodward he was county superintendent of schools for several years and a department head in a state normal school. Beloit college and Chicago uni- versity claim him as a member and he is still attending Toledo university, thus carrying out his favorite maxim, You are never too old to learn. Besides imbibing a little Latin and less Greek, as he phrases it, during his college days, he acquired the ability to sprint and high jump under the able coach- ing of Harry Gill, trainer of Olympic champions. His spare moments are spent in hunting, fishing, and golf. In spite of his bum efforts at golf he confesses that the great Walter Hagen and he have one thing in common--that is in having made a hole in one once. The poetry of Kipling, the sto- ries of Booth Tarkington, the act- ing of Will Rogers, and the radio announcing of Alois Havrilla in- terest him. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tomorrow-No School--N. W. O. Teachers Meeting. Saturday Oct. 29, Youngstown Chaney-Woodward football game--At Youngstown Mon. Oct. 31--NBC-WJ Z Radio Dramatization of Shakes- pere's Romeo and Juliet 4:00 P.M. Monday, Oct. 31-Halloween-H watch out or the goblins will get you Printers Receive Magazine Tattler staff presented to its very faithful business associate, the Woodward Print Shop, a one year subscription to The Inland Printer, a monthly magazine which is of great value to the youthful printers. Commercial Head Teaches Vernon Alberstett, head of Woodward commercial depart- ment, is a volunteer instructor in the Opportunity school, offered by Toledo University. He teach- es advertising and salesman- students. ' ship. SCHOLASTIC PRESS MEMBERS TO MEET Hotel Gibson At Cincinnati Scene Of N. S. P. A. Convention Eleventh convention of the National Scholastic Press Associ- ation will be held at Hotel Gibson in Cincinnati, Ohio, November 3-5. The convention will open Thursday night Nov. 3, with Vicki Baum, author of Grand Hotel, as speaker. A play will also be presented. Roundtable discussions are to be held Friday with the banquet and dance on the great Gibson Roof Garden Friday evening. Russell Wilson, mayor of Cincin- nati and a former newspaper man, will speak at the banquet. At the general convocation Saturday morning, Sir Norman Angell, eminent English publi- cist, will address the group on The Press, the Public, and the Chaos. Sight-seeing, inspection trips, and numerous surprises are be' ing planned for the delegates by the Student Press Guild of Great- er Cincinnati. Woodward Tattler will send two representatives. Deadline Flashes Polar bear emblem once more stands out against the blue back- ground of the big bass drum. Credit forithis painting goes to Laurence Roberts, second year art student and member of the Art Klan. . ,E . V Woodward football team and Coach Bevan will attend the Savoy theater tonight as guests of the manager. They will see the feature Mil1ion.Dcglar Legs. Loyal boosters are Bob Mitch- ell, George.Fraser, Eddie Cheva- lier, George Schulte, Edwin Brooks, Don Schaefer, Bob Ridenour, and Fred Slawski, who are leaving for Youngstown Saturday morning to support the team at the Chaney game. Esther Jakcsy and Alberta Teall will serve tonight at the Parent-Teacher's chop-suey din- ner in the cafeteria. Physics Exhibit Is Shown In Display Case This Week A physics exhibit arranged by Ray Crouse and Louis Gilchrest will be used in the Tattler display this week. One article of interest is a board showing the iring order of four spark plugs. Electric motors, an electroscope, a radiometer, an air pump, and magnets will also be shown. Another object is a Neon sign in form of a W. These materials are donated by Raymond Sheline. STUDENTS HERE GET TOWN HALL TICKETS Publisher Presents Season Membership To All High Schools Paul Block, owner and publish- er ofthe Tolede Blade, again pre- sented each Toledo high school with a season membership to the Town Hall series. Mr. Block would like these memberships to be known as the Blade prize for especially good work in English classes. This week's speaker, Daniel Frohman, whose topic is to be Reminiscences of the Stage and its Stars, will speak at the Granada Theater, 11 a.m., Satur- day, October 29. Mr.lh ohman has been connected with the Ameri- can theater for fifty years, and is acquainted with many famous personages. R. F. Lowry will choose each week the Woodward senior whom he thinks merits the op- portunity to attend the lectures. The representative this week is Nellie Flaum. Woodward Student Named Treasurer Of Club Council Ellen Jane Scarisbrick of Woodward was elected treasurer of the city Friendship Inter-club Council at the Y. W. C. A. last Monday. Other officers are Annette Warnke, president, Dorothy Jane Freese, vice-pres- identg Marian Michaels, secre- tary: Eleanor Becker, chaplain, and Mary Hill, hostess. Y. W. C. A. dramatic class for any Friendship club girl will be- gin next Monday at 3:30. Miss Harriet Schell is in charge. The Girl Reserve splash par- ties will be held every Saturday at the Y. W. from 1 to 2 o'clock. Admission is 10 cents. Spanish Club Will Sponsor Matinee Dance Next Week A matinee dance will be given by the Spanish club November 4 in the girls' gym from 2:45 to 4:15 p. m. Russ Trurnan's o r c h e s tra , which has played at many affairs of Toledo University organiza- tions, will provide the music for dancing. The cabinet is in charge. Woodwardites At Branch Y Twenty-five Woodward mem- bers attended the Junior Hi-Y. meeting, Tuesday, October 25, at the Indiana branch of the Y. M. C. A. Speaker of the evening was Mr. Marsh, a negro, who spoke on Better Racial Under- standing. .i-- ...-.- Norman Thomas' visit here last year proved quite fruitful in recruiting future voters for the Socialist party. In recent straw votes taken in Miss McLaugh1ins rooms and Mr. Dunsmores rooms Thomas ran next to Roosevelt in majority of votes received. OOD RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive J V01. V Toledo, Ohio, November 4, 1932 - No. 8 SOPHOMORES HOLD PRIMARY ELECTION Candidates Selected Will Be Voted Upon Tuesday As a result of the sophomore primary elections held Wednes- day, November 2, Billy Ray and Anthony Louy were nominated for the presidency. Mayfair Smith and James Sfaelos defeated the other four candidates for the opportunity to vie for the office of vice-president. Either Dixie Smith or Mary Ellen DuMonte will be secretary of the sophomore class. Ruth Kaminsky and Betty Jane Kaslley are seeking the office of reporter, while Lowell Baumker or Francis Nowak will be ser- geant-at-arms. Three of the following will be on the executive committee: Jane Staiger, Dorothy Corthell, Leo J ankowski, Louis Barrie, Harold Ray, and Stephen Madezki. Final elections will be held Tuesday, November 8. Woodward Tattler To Hold First Luncheon On Tuesday First Tattler Press Luncheon of the year will be held Tuesday, November 8, in the school cafe- teria, sixth and seventh hours. Guests include members of the fourth hour class, Chas C. LaRue, Hugh Montgomery, and Richard Pearce. William Rosenberg, editor, and Charles Klinksick, business man- ager, will relate their experiences at the National Press convention of November 3 and 4. Toledo High School Press Club Meets At Woodward The next meeting of the Toledo High School Press association is scheduled for Wednesday, No- vember 9, in the Woodward library. A member from the staff ofthe Campus Collegian, the T.U. newspaper, will speak on Make Up. Students attending the Convention of the National Scholastic Press association will give short reports on the pro- ceedings of the convention. Louis Giese, of DeVilbiss is president of the association. Hi-Y To Hold Pot Luck Senior Hi-Y is to hold a pot luck supper 'lH1esday, November 8, at 6:30 P.M. at the Y.M.C.A. Purpose of the affair is to break monotony of business meetings with a social gathering and to arouse interest of new members. Committee in c h a r g e is George Schulte, Paul Trepinski and Donald Schaefer. TALKING MACHINE IS IN STALLEDHERE New Equipment Is Similar To Downtown Theaters A talking picture machine equal to that used in downtown theaters, has been installed in the auditorium to give Woodward students a high-grade of cinema entertainment. The faculty committee in charge of the project had previ- ously decided to attach a sound track to the old machine, but voted in favor of entirely new equipment at little extra ex- pense. The new machine is the same that is used in all down- town theaters with the excep- tion of the Granada. ' Proceeds of the football talkie, Spirit of Notre Dame, shown today will be used to pay for the machine. Three Dances Listed For November and December Scheduled on the Woodward calender for November and De- cember are three dances, all even- ing affairs. November 23 will be , the night ofthe Turkey Trot spon- sored by the Library Association. Peiuper club will enter competi- tion with the Football Review at which captains and coaches of all city teams will be guests. The Honor Society will sponsor a dance listed for December 23. Students Take Charge Of Ticket Sale For Operetta LaDonna Pfuhl, Catherine Smith, Lois Hotz, Dixie Smith, and Miles Booth are in charge of ticket sales for the operetta, College Days, to be presented November 18. Bob Eiseman is stage manager. Virginia Golder and Fred Slawski are property managers. Clarence Ball is directing the production. TATTLER EDITOR AT PRESS CONVENTION William Rosenberg William Rosenberg, Tattler editor, and Charles Klinksick, business manager, left yesterday to attend the convention of the National Scholastic Press Asso- ciation in Cincinnati. William has been a member ofthe Tattler staff for three years, having served as sports editor last year. Woodward Receives Two Tickets To Concert Series Woodward High School re- ceives two tickets to each of the Sunday concerts of the Town Hall Series, through the Ada Ritchie Memorial Fund. Tilma Roloff and Mayfair Smith, glee club members, heard Rosa Ponselle, Metropolitan Op- era star, Sunday, October 30. The tickets for the next concert will be given to glee club students while the orchestra will be priv- ileged- to attend the remainder of the recitals. Clarence Ball, director of music in Toledo high schools, dis- tributed the tickets. FROHMAN RELATES ANECDOTES tEd. note--Each week the Tattler will publish a resume of the Town Hall lecture as reported by the Woodward representative. Nellie Flaum attended the talk by Daniel Frohman.l Daniel Froham gave a vivid series of reminiscences and anecdotes about theatrical personages in the Town Hall Series, Saturday, October 29. He has been connected with the theater for fifty years, starting his career as an usher. Bernhardt, Maude Adams, Mansfield, and Modjeska are a few of Frohman's protegees. Barrie, author of Peter Pan, and Daniel Frohman's brother were great friends, which led to the relating of this incident. A poor stenographer in Barrie's office wrote a play which he de- cided to produce. He sent her two first row tickets for opening night. She returned them, giving the excuse that she had no eve- ning gown. Barrie, of Scotch descent, promptly sent her two tickets to the gallery. According to Frohman, it takes an idea and a great imagination to make a play, Tess of the D'Ubervilles was written by Thomas Hardy when he received the idea from an episode in his own life. Frohman has been closely as- sociated with David Belasco and Billie Burke, well known in the show world. DANCE IS SCHEDULED FOR CENTRAL GAME Quill And Dagger Is Sponsor Of Good-Will Affair Next Week Central-Woodward dance will be held in the girls' gym No- vember 10, day before the game, from 2:45 to 4:30. Purpose of the affair is to arouse the right spirit between the schools, while proceeds will be used to purchase new outfits for the cheerleaders. Music will be furnished by the Royal Woodwarditesf' Henry Van Gorder is adviser and Robert Pfefferle president of the Quill and Dagger Literary society which is sponsoring the dance. Members ofthe committee in charge are: Robert Pfeiferle, Frank Gable, Robert Ridenour, and Paul Landwehr. Woodward Friendship Club Holds First Weiner Roast First .Woodward Friendship club Weiner roast of the season was held at Ottawa park Thurs- day, November 3, from 3:30 to 6:30 to welcome the new members. Chaperone for the occasion were Miss D. Bardo, Miss M. McDonough, Miss D. Warner, Miss B. Nelson, and Miss Marjory Neal and Miss Louise Herler of the Y. Arrangements were in charge of Marguerite Higgins, chairman of refreshments, Vivian Mayer, Martha Haynes, and Thelma Brown, chairman of the program, Jeanette Woodbury, Geraldine Ludwikowski, Ann Muller, and Alice Purdue. , --.-....,,i,,.-.,i. Friendship Club To Hold Armistice Day Services Friendship club Armistice Day Service will be held 4 P. M. Nov- ember 6, at Ashland Avenue Bap- tist Church. Dr. William Neilson, president of Smith College will speak on The Outlook for Dis- armament. The vesper service includes a colorful parade of flags of the nations. This service was organ- ized by the Toledo Cause and Cure of War Council. All Hi- Y and Friendship club members are urged to attend. General Pulaski Honored Ceremonies, attended by more than one thousand, five hundred Polish-Americans, were held in the Woodward auditorium Sun- day commemorating the 153rd. anniversary of the death of Gen- eral Casmir Pulaski, Revolution- ary war hero, and the fifteenth anniversary of the creation of the Polish legion, which fought with the Allies in France. 1. e THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the CB M LBR 0 Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 y r' ue . per semester, 5.03 single issue. , Professor: I Would like a preparation Of , During the days of November phenylisothiocy anate. A e.:.. 7th 130 N0V91I1l-191' 111211, IHCIIISIVQG, Drug Clerk: Do you mean mustard oil? ms all Of the Schools everywhere 111 Prof: Yes, I can never think of that ,QP the ,Umted States will 111 501119 name.--Withrow High School, Cincinnati, Newsnaw K 1 Mwlberl '-'i fashion observe Education Week. Ohio fglgisgqcidif This week has been observed an- ' Q s 1 nually since 1919. It was founded The man who earns the reputation of TATTLER. STAFF Editor-in-Chief .....................,...... Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ........................,. Charles Klinksick Sports Editors .....,... ...,.... 5 412832333 'giggflrskl Feature Editor ..... ..,.........,.. D orothy Shore Humor Editor ....... ............... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .............. ........... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ..,... .......... M arie Swaya Display Editor ......... ..,................ E thel Dull Club Editor ........... ...,....... . Anna Wegener Make-up ...........,....................,....... Chester Matuszak Pressman ......,................,,................... Richard Pearce Assistants--Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Cliftong Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webbg Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 3 Mr. Hugh M ontgo mery THE TA'I'I'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stu d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. STUDY THE ELECTIONS I-IEN the next presidential election comes in four years many Wood- ward seniors will cast ballots for their candidates. So now is the time to begin forming your political opinions in your American government classes. The old idea of voting Republican be- cause my father did and voting Demo- cratic because my great-grandfather sup- ported Thomas Jeifersonv should be done away with. At home, one hears a one-sided argument, at school it is different. It is at school that your beliefs should be formed. There is no Woodward student so well versed in political problems that he can name with finality the proper man to lead this country out of its crisis. It is all right to have opinions, but they should not be tubborn opinions that cannot be changed. So study Tuesday's election with an open mind and begin thinking of 1936. A man usually enters a speak easy optimistically and comes out misty optically. O R I ALL TALK AND NO DOs THERE has been a lot of talk about student government here, but as soon as everyone quits talking, nothing is heardf of it. The student council until recently has been a failure at Woodward. There are two ways to show your actual interest in the council, taking out a petition and sign the limit allotted to your class' If the council is a failure the students can I by a Commision of the American Legion with the assistance of the National Education As- sociation. It is a time for everyone to stop for a while and focus his attention upon this greatest of all democratic experiments--the education of all American children regardless of creed, color, or social position. Statistics tell us that there are thirty million boys and girls in s ch o 0 l. It takes nine hundred and ninety-five thousand class rooms and teachers to care for them in addition to the administration staff, a host of attendance oiiicersand caretakers. Just now the schools are facing a crisis. Taxes cannot be c ol le c t e d. Salaries of teachers have been drastically cut. In some cities whole departments such as music, physical education, and kindergartens have been dropped off, and still the end is not in sight. Such curtailment of activities is ex- tremely short sighted. Every department of our school system is necessary for a finer and richer development of the lives of our children. We should understand what our schools are doing. We should do our best to try to have everyone realize what a back- ward step we are taking to deny to any child full and free opportunity to gain an education. The hope of our country is our schools. Let's do all in our power to preserve them and to preserve them whole. OFF'N N A I wish i wuz a cheerleader. i wish i wuz in france. i wish i wuz a little patch in anybody's ' pants. i wish i wuz in far japan. i'd ruther be a teacher than sit all night at this durn desk and try to write a feature. . C Q 8 WOODWARDESQUE Don't be Bitter--of course, a thing like that does make you Boyle, but all the same, you don't have to Rohr at me--You're developing into a regular Cronk fdid you hear the Doeringl -be careful of the teapot, you'll Tippett-oh, that nasty cat, if she unwinds that yarn again, I'll Skinner-to tell the truth, I can't see how Alberstetts her. Quick, look out the window. Is that the Van Gorders and Van Tassels going by? Dear, dear, look at all the papers Strachan on the grass--oh, Shaw, don't waste such Coy glances on the mailman--he's such a Meek thing. You should be glad you're my Ward have no kick coming. Yoif have your chance ifor with this depression you can't Mac Don- now. It may be your last chance. ' ough a-days. being smart and clever is loading himsel- up with a handicap. Men deal less cautiousf ly with you if they gauge you at less than their equal.--The Hi-Crier, Toledo, Ohio. A new method of punishing students has been inaugurated at East Tech Hi. Late- comers to class must pay a two cent fine or give a talk on a topic of general interest. Class cuts incur a ive cent fine. The money that is collected goes- toward an outing at the end of the school year.--East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. ' 3 11 C During a home room program, one stu- dent suggested singing popular songs. Teacher: What would you like to sing? Student: Three on a Match. Teacher: Cshockedl I really don't think we ought to sing any songs about smoking in a high school. The Nautilus, Bartlesville, Oklahoma. . i . Unjust criticism is one of the most deadly weapons which can be used against a sen- sitive person. Let us think of others and their opinions of us before we circulate any remarks which are not entirely just. The Wigwam, Yakima? Washington. Scientists say mosquitoes weep. Is this true? Probably so, I have seen a moth ballf' The Craftsman, Miilwfiuliee, Wisconsin. A lot of us are like the old lady who Wanted to bake a cake, but it turned into a pie, because she didn't have enough dough.--Scribe Neyvs,,Oakland, California. Smith: May I go to the park to see the monkeys? Mrs. Smith: Why Johnnie, imagine wanting to see the monkeys when your ggnt Lizzie is here. --The Centric, Toledo, io. OUR NEW TEACHERS CEditor's note-This is the sixth of a weekly series run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year-.J Passing t ho s e display cases on the second iioor which exhibit lovely hand made garments don't you ever wonder what kind of instructor the clothing classes have? There are two new teachers this year in that department, Miss Angela Abair and Miss Laura Adams. In the short interview Miss Adams grant- ed she revealed that the size of the classes and the equipment met with her appovalg and that music, piano especially, is her hobby. ' I later returned to interview Miss Abair who I verily believe is the busiest little person in Woodward. When I finally coralled her and asked how she liked it she replied, I like it very much, but I am very busy getting started. VVhich was ap- parently all she had to say, although she did reveal that she had graduated from Ohio State University. , . l 3!fr25v 'rrf-f-.gs-3-Lfflslgp-..f-Hfrif3--vsrg-asvgxzrssmg-X-.1,.s-W-'-2 '--:irwsrbvsaf-1e-mlm-swarms-s ---f.f ,. . . ,--gg, -suis:-It--wslwsg THE WOODWARD TATTLER WOODWARD WINS. FROM CHANEY HI Youngstown Team Is Bears' Fifth Victim Of Season By Carl Dutch Kraft - , Woodward Polar Bears won their first out of town game on their opponentis home lot when they toppled the fighting Chaney High team 6-0 in Youngstown last week. Chaney, which faced Coach Bevan's gridders with a veteran squad, did not threaten the Bears' goal line until the fourth quarter when they displayed a passing attack that ended with the 'dual gunshot on the Woodward 25 yard line. - Woodward scored the lone touchdown in the initial quarter when Kokocinski completed a Friedman pass on Chaney's 30 yard line and journeyed the rest of the way unmolested. The try for extra point failed. Although the entire team did its share of offensive and defen- sive work, Szelagowski, Malaska, and Boyd were the outstanding players. , INDIVIDUAL SCORING Kokocinski added six points to his total in the Chaney game but remains in second place. The other totals are unchanged. DeShetler ,...........................,.......... Kokocinski ...... ............ Friedman ......... ..... . . Boyd ............. ........ 49 42 31 30 Reichlin ........... ........ 3 0 Katanasz ............ .. ...,.... 16 Szczepanik ........... ........ 1 2 Zarembski ........ ........ 1 2 2 Leininger ......... ......... Malaska ............... .......... 6 Woodward ............ .................. 2 40 Opponents ...........,...................... 19 Q TRIP HIGHLIGHTS' Coach Bevan opened the cere- monies with his version of some of the popular songs. CCan you imagine him singing tenor?J Plummer Whipple, of the House of David,', addressed the team on that familiar topic, Boys, it's a long story. lln fact, he is still telling it.D C. M. Meek supplied the boys with apples on the trip, but Johnny Zarembski preferred the cocoanut cream pie his mother baked for him so he wouldn't be hungry. - ' E The Polar Bears played in the Rayen stadium,which has a seat- ing capacity of 18,000. By the way, this was Coach Bevan's home lot when he coached at Rayen High.. it . The boys were also guests at the R. K. O. Keith theatre and saw the picture Most Dangerous Game. - . ur n rn lf Joe Szelagowski is the chief all around man this year. Joe has all the plays down pat and is capable of playing any position. The Chaney game is the first game a Woodward varsity team won since 1929 on their out-of- town opponent's field. What, an- other record? l I O ' The Woodward Polar Bears have two more games to play be- fore the season ends. Nine of the first eleven will be playing their last games under the Woodward banner. O l O Paul Thomae of the Machine Shop has been worrying about the future of his football squad. Mr. Thomae has sent four of his players to the varsity team. O U O Christ Kellaris and Howard Francis are the student manag- ers of th e B o y s' intra-mural leagues. A ' The annual boys intra-mural Cross Country run, which wa s postponed la s t week, will be staged during the halves of the Woodward-Central grid battle November 11. CITY STANDINGS Waite stepped into a tie with DeVilbiss and Libbey when the Indians defeated Central 18-0 last week. This was the only game on the inter-city card. W. L. Pct. DeVilbiss ' 2 0 1.000 Libbey 2 0 1.000 Waite 2 0 1.000 Woodward 1 1 .500 Scott 1 3 .250 Central 0 4 .000 Student Wins Contest For Second Consecutive Time Kasmer Klap, grand master of the crystal gazers, won the Tat- tler guessing contest the second consecutive time. The erratic guessing of his crystal gazing colleagues enabled him to win, although he was one touchdown off the original score. As no game is scheduled for tomorrow, no contest will beheld until next week. . FOUR GAMES OPEN INTRA-MURAL PASS-AND-TAP LEAGUES MONDAY Thirteen Teams Sign Up In American And National Football Leaguesg Department Heads Are Chosen WITH eight teams playing four games, the 1932 boys' intra- mural pass and tap football league will make its debut, as the opening kickoifs are slated for Monday afternoon at 2:45 in Wilson Park. Homer Hanham has inaugurated a plan at Woodward which, if successful, will be the longest step ever taken towards the intra- HANHAM HEADS IN TRA-MURALS Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, who is begin- nig his third year as a physical ed. director and head of boys' intra- mural games, is planning his best year in sports. Mr. Hanham is also a member of the -Woodward basketball coaching staH. .,.....i.i1.. CITY SCHEDULE IS ANNOUNCED FOR '33 Woodward atheletic officials announce the following city schedule for 1933. Oct. 7 Scott T Oct. 21 Waite H Oct. 28 DeVilbiss T Nov. 11 Central H Nov. 30 Libbey T Although the out of town games have not yet been arranged it is probable that Howe Military Academy and Whitmer will be on the 1933 schedule. Here's the secret boys. Eat Koe- plinger's Health Bread like Coach Bevan and grow up to be a man like him. That's something to work for. mural goal. The work of running the organization is left entirely to the boys alone who have been chosen to head different depart- ments by managers of various teams. At a recent drawing the teams were placed in the following leagues: ANLERICAN NATIONAL 1. Polish Knights 1. Machine Shop 2. Auto Mechanics 3. French Club 4. Electrical Club 5. Senior Hi-Y 2. General Shop 3. Latin Club 4. Commerce Club 5. Pencil Pushers . Art Klan 6. Pica Club 7. Junior Hi-Y The following is the schedule for the first week. American League Nov. 7 1 vs. 2 3 vs. 4 Nov. 8 4 vs. 6 1 vs. 3 Nov. 9 4 vs. 7 ' 5 vs. 6 Nov. 10 1 vs. 4 2 vs. 3 National League , Nov. 7 1 vs. 4 3 vs. 5 Nov. 8 2 vs. 4 5 vs. 6 Nov. 9 1 vs. 2 3 vs. 6 Nov. 10 p 2 vs. 5 1 vs. 3 - P. K.'s Take Intra-mural Speedball Championship In the playoff for the intra- mural championship the Polish Knights defeated the Senior Hi- Y 2-0 in a speedball encounter Wednesday. 'Both teams were evenly matched and only through the superior work of Pluto and Gro- chowski were the Knights able to eke out a victory. Elimination of the Commerce and Electrical clubs brought about the championship tilt. New Varsity Sweaters Are Adopted by Athletic Board New varsity sweater was adopted at a meeting of the Athletic Board Tuesday, No- vember 1. The W this year will be white with a background . - of royal blue sweaters. GOOD ATHLETES ARE GOOD SPORTS WOODWARD has among many other assets, the intra-murals. Every student, whether boy or girl, has the opportunity to take advantage of them. But in joining an intra-mural team. each player takes upon himself certain obligations. One of these is the respect due to the team-captain, referees, and other intra-mural advisers. Many great sport games have been won or lost according to the referee's decision. The judges make mistakes the same as anyone else. Even the president of the United States has an eraser on his pencil. Nevertheless the decision of the referee should be respected in every case. Intra-mural leaders are nothing more than boys and girls running the teams and giving opinions to the best of their ability. Each one commands your respect. I Previously, a red letterand dark blue sweater was used, but at the request of several members of -the school, the Board made the change. First Cage Practice Begins' Seventy-three boys reported for the initial basketball practice last Wednesday. Twelve men from the last year's two basketball teams will return as soon as the grid sched- ule comes to a close. - - ---X--X.,---W - - W- --A , THE WOODWARD TATTLER K q CLASS COMMITTEES CHOSEN BY JUNIORS Six Divisions Picked To Headj Social Activities Of Year Committees to take charge of social activities of the third year class have been chosen by otiicers of junior class and class supervi- sors, P. C. Dunsmore and Miss Amie Miller. ' J-Hop: Alice Kreft, chairman, Bob Lawson, Pauline Wilson, James Moll, Theodore Pirucki, Florence Schindler, and Jean Mathie. Play: Carl Polcyn, chairman, Frank Siadak, Chester Plicinski, Mary Jane McDonald, George Geordt, Marcel Olender, and Marjorie Devlin. Ring: Donald McFerren, chair- man, Alice Henzler, Mae Mc- Knight, Harold Prien, and Arthur Berkowitz. Q Monthly Programs: Alvina Piesiewicz, chairmang Marie Cochran, Richard Nicholas, Har- vella Bently, and Willard Bon- ham. Social: Carl Dority, chairmang Jean Clifton, Philip Moore, Mary Jane Veller, and Edith Osthimer. Ways and Means: Anita Euren- ius, chairman, Henry Nichpor, Mollie Rubin, and Stanley Mac- kowiak. .......-l..i.- Deadline Flashes Mrs. M. E. Kaslly,a loyal Wood- ward Booster, took four Wood- ward girls, Betty Jane, her daughter, Ann Essak, Dorothy Smolinski, and Lucy Stipes, 365 miles to Youngstown to see the Chaney-Woodward game. Forty-six Woodward students are taking more than five subjects this semester, with 246 taking more than four but less than five Ka subject counting one half creditl. The majority of the stu- dent body, 1450, are carrying four subjects, while 116 take less than three. C i ' Last semester Waite had the greatest percentage of failures with 6.8 per cent .Woodward was a close second with 6.6 per cent. Libbey ranked next with 5.53 DeVilbiss, 5.0, and Scott, 4.7 per cent. x 1 1 Dorothy Shore, feature editor of the Tattler and a member of the senior class, is convalescent in St. Vincent's Hospital follow- ing an operation for appendicitis on Friday, Qctclber 28. Cabinet members of Ye Cur- taine Players, junior dramatic society, presented pantomines at their after school meeting Wed- nesday. Each member chose his own subject. i I Torch Light m Under The Tattler Miss Murphy Tattler Torch glows brighter as it is drawn into 225 by the in- fectious giggle of Miss Eleanor Murphy. Well now isn't it funny that the Tattler wants to interview me? I'm a woman of moods, and at times I play bridge for weeks at a stretch and when in other moods I read the poems of Edna St. Vincent Millay. Miss Murpy never becomes cross when she is playing bridge fof course not, who could imagine jolly Miss Murphy, crossj. Miss Murphy traveled exten- sively in the British Isles during her last trip to Europe. She attended Marygrove college in Detroit and is just beginning her eighth year at Woodward. My favorite colors are black, blue, orchid and a little yellow. I'm refering to the colors one wears and not the ones we try to hide. Black and blue are slender- izing, you know. As we turn to go, we see Miss Murphy rearranging the flowers that play such a prominent part in the decorations in her room, and she is probably dreaming of the twelve days she spent in gay Pareef' Dean On Committee Philo Dunsmore, dean of junior and senior boys, was elected a member ofthe Bnance committee of the Toledo Teachers' Associa- tion. CONTEST EXPLAINED TO WOODWARD BOYS Fisher Body Representative Talks To Assembly Here Monday . Through the efforts of Carl Cot- ter, head of the Industrial Arts department of the city, E. F. Getty, representative of the Fisher Body Craftsman's Guild, spoke to an assembly of boys in the auditorium Monday morning. A movie showing the officials of the Guild and the Winners of the Fisher Body stage coach building contest was presented. At the end of the meeting enrollment cards were handed out to those who wished to join this organi- zation. The program was pre- sented in all other high schools of the city. Mr. Getty explained that each year the Fisher Corporation holds a contest in stage-coach building with a college scholar- ship as a prize. The coach is to be a replica of the one used by Napoleon during his reign. Plans to aid in the construction of the coach will be sent to the students who filled out enroll- ment cards. It will take a student at least one year of his spare time to make one of these coaches, Mr. Getty explained. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS To-day--Election of student council members Afternoon--Spanish club mati- nee dance 2:45-4:45 P. M. Mon. Nov. 7--NBC-WJZ Radio dramatization of Shake- speare's Henry V 4 P. M. Thurs. Nov. 10---Quill and Dag- ger matinee dance. Frosh Dramatize Chapters Miss Dorothy Kellogg's fresh- man English Classes areidrama- tizing chapters from Treasure Island, using dialogue, mono- logue, and pantomine to illus- trate characters. DR. ROSELLI WARNS AGAINST WAR LEd. Note-Tattler will print each week a resume of the Saturday Night Forum lectures by the Woodward rep- resentatives. Lilian Greenberg and Esther Jakcsy attended last week.J In his address to the Saturday Night Open Forum October 29, on the D anger Zones of Europe, Dr. Bruno Roselli, famous lecturer, urged the peo- ple of the United States to take an active interest in internation- al affairs. Any conflict between other countries involves the United States because of her interests in other nations. The three dan- ger zones of Europe are physical, political, and economical diffi- culties. The desire for land causes many arguments among Y foreign powers, especially France and Germany. European countries are suifer- ing from the aftermath of the war. Economic policies are in a tragic state at present. In the political danger zone there is much cause for worry. In an eHort to establish a new form of government, neighboring countries are often called upon for help. Often times the neigh- bors take advantage of the strug- gling country. Communism is spreading rapidly, While Fascism remains within the boundary lines of Italy. Any of these danger zones, if not brought under control, may gevelop into an international con- ict. TATTLER TO TAKE FAVORITE VOTE Students Also Given Chance To Suggest Tattler Improvements I Who is he? Who is she? Who is it? Your parents aren't the only ones who can straw vote. Here's your opportunity. What are the favorites of students of Woodward high school? What's your favorite sport? Wouldn't it be funny if ping-pong should win out? How many are going to name Ballyhoo as their favorite national magazine? There's bound to be a sharp con- trast of opinion in authors, with the seniors choosing Sinclair Lewis while the freshmen will confess to a preference for Horatio Alger. Now the teachers will get wise to their popularity on the straw vote taken on favorite instructor. Here's one you may not care to fill out, favorite study. Will Mickey Mouse or Alfred L u n t b e Woodward's favorite actor? Musicians, do you prefer G o o fu s o r Tschaikowsky's Fifth Symphony as your favorite musical selection? You certainly know how to run the Tattler. Please offer us some suggestions as to improvements you would like to have. Fill out the coupon below and drop it in the Tattler box outside room 122. If you don't care to use the Tattler coupon,make an exact copy. Results will be announced in a later edition of the paper. Favorites Sport ................................. National Magazine ........... Author .............................. Instructor ......... Study ................. Actor .......................... ........ Musical Selection ................. Suggestions for Tattler ......... . Communism Rise In China Town Hall Series Subject Oriental color and mystery will be added to the Town Hall Series of Saturday morning November 5, eleven o'clock, in the Granada theatre when George E. Sokolsky, an authority on China, Man- churia, and Japan will speak on The Rise of Communism in China, a discussion, of the vital subject of the present-day China. Mr. Sokolsky has lived thi: teen years in China, speaks Chinese fluently and is author of the much demanded book The Tinder Box of Asia. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick will be the representative from Wood- ward this week. GTS Ui. af- .,-. vm- rf- -Q.-1 -.- , Ls:-.A .,,.-W.. -X. --.-s .--,sg 1..,.,,,,.5 .,, fs, ,- Mw.. fgav g-A, . Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, November, 11 1932 Ng, 9 Woonw RD T TTLER . CLUB PRESENTS PROGRAM TODAY Participants In Costume To Represent Countries Of World International club presented the Armistice Day program held during third and fourth hours in the auditorium. Frieda Hullen- kremer introduced the student speakers who were Carl Joseph, discussing Conditions in the World Today , James Nassar, speaking on Horrors of War g while Causes of War was the topic upon which Leona Jacobs spoke. A play, written by Miss Adri- enne Curtis, an explanation of which was given by Ann Ein, was produced. Forty members of the club took part in the play, the leading parts played by Mary Briley, Sam Schall, Toufic Baz, James Shemas, Earl Clifton, Meyer Novick, Philip Moore, Marvin Trattner, Lester Skaff, and James Hope. Marie Swaya was in charge of the costumes, and the program was under the direction of Nellie Flaum. Novel Mass Meeting Held Before Game With Central At the Woodward - Central mass meeting, held yesterday third and fourth hours, Marvin Trattner introduced the football eleven, whose faces protruded from the face of the large clock. The big time piece was made by the boys of S. B. Crouse's wood- shop, assisted by Paul Pohorecki from Miss June Anderson's art classes. Plummer Whipple, sports edi- tor of the Toledo Blade, spoke to the students. Stoopnagle and Budd was put on by Robert Bolli and Billy Wheaton. Miss Dorothy Kellogg and Miss Marie Doering planned the pro- gram. News Editor Of University Paper Speaks To Press Club Robert Dailey, news editor of the Campus Collegian, Toledo University newspaper, spoke on Make Up, at the Toledo High School Press Association meet- ing held in the Woodward library last Wednesday. Students who attended the con- vention at Cincinnati gave short reports. Representatives of seven To- ledo high schools were present. Spanish Dance Profitable Woodward Spanish club net- ted 85.30 on its dance last Fri- day afternoon. Miss Wetterman, Miss H. Shaw, Miss E. Murphy, HEADS COMMITTEE FOR ALUMNI DANCE Ruth Pfund Ruth Pfund, chairman of the committee for the Pigskin Frolic, was a graduate of the class of '29. She was very active and popular in the affairs of Woodward. Miss Pfund was the first to be awarded the Tattler Achievement Cup. Club Members Correspond Forty members of the Inter- national club will carry on cor- respondence with sixty boys and girls of foreign countries. The purpose of the club's corre- spondence is to establish inter- national friendship. Miss A. Curtis is the adviser. ALUMNI T0 SPONSOR DANCE HERE TONIGHT Annual Pigskin Frolic Honors This Year's Grid Team Pigskin Frolic, a dance spon- sored by Woodward Alumni Association in honor of the 1932 football team, will be held to- night, from 8 to 11 in the girls' gym. Admission price is fifteen cents single ticket, and twenty-five cents couple ticket. Proceeds of the dance will partially pay for the annual scholarship presented to a Woodward student by the Alumni Association. Miss Ruth Pfund. chairman of the committee in charge of ar- rangements, is being assisted by the Misses Florence Matzinger, Edith Hartford. and Mr. William O'Rourke. Guests are to be Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. R. F. Lowry, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, and Miss Amie Miller. Russ Truman's orchestra will furnish music for dancing. Tickets may be obtained from Marjorie Devlin. Ruth Devlin, Phyllis Netz, Ruth Dorf, Ray Crouse, and Norman Laabs. French Club'Sees Play Les Veuesf' a one-act play by Alphonse Doudet, was presented at the French club meeting Tues- day. Characters were Mary Ellen DuMonte. James Shemas, Philip Weiss, Frances Dunn and Jane Root. Miss A. Curtis is adviser of the club. HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESS CONVENTION REVIEWED BY TATTLER DELEGATES WE HAD no time for preparation. One hour after we arrived in Cincinnati, we had been registered, shown to our room, and were seated at an informal dinner for the 800 delegates. Following this came the opening convocation at which we heard Cincinnati and journalism glorified, the former by Superintendent of Schools E. D. Roberts, and journalism, by William Mapel of Washington and Lee University. Friday we settled down to the serious business of learning journalism as taught by experts, and they certainly did a good job of teaching us. From 8:30 in the morning to 4:30 in the afternoon was one long succession of round table discussions, with time out only for lunch. Just before noon we were addressed by Laurie Erskine, author of the Renfrew stories in the American Boy Magazine. The big social event of the convention was Friday night's ban- quet at which we were feasted royally and addressed by no less a personage than Vicki Baum, author of Grand Hotel. Dancing to the music of Henry Theis and his orchestra followed. Mme. Baum was great. Her account of her life was as interesting a subject as she could have picked. She told us that hard, honest work was the only recipe for success. Her own experiences served h ' t. to prove er poin More round tables Saturday and the final convocation at 11 A.M. with Sir Norman Angell, internationally-known newspaperman and a member of the British parliament, as the principal speaker. a Sir Norman attacked the modern sensational journalist and at- H Mrs. H. Anderson, and Vernon tempted to wake his audience up to the present world crisis. Alberstettwere guests. One hour later we were on our way back home. SOPHOMORE CLASS CHOOSES OFFICERS Billy Ray Elected Head Of Second Year Students I Billy Ray, Woodward's diminu- tive cheer leader, defeated Anthony Louy for the office of president at the final sophomore election Tuesday. Mayfair Smith won over James Sfaelos for the position of vice-president. Dixie Smith, Mayfair's sister, was elected secretary. Grace Reinbolt ran success- fully against William Shames in the race for treasurer. Lowell Baumker defeated Gustave Kaintz and James Shemes for sergeant-at-arms. Ruth Kamin- sky, member of the fourth hour newswriting class, was chosen reporter. Executive committee is com- posed of Louis Barrie, Harold Ray, and Leo Jankowski. Miss Grace Cronk and Clyde Meek, class deans, were in charge ofthe election. All Woodward Students Take Final Examinations There are to be no exemptions from examinations this semes- ter, was t he announcement made, as a result of a meeting of all high school principals. Students lose valuable train- ing from being exempted, was a statement made by C.C. LaRue. Mr. LaRue, however, is of the personal opinion that Woodward A and B students do not necessa- rily require examination, and if the teachers decide that students study harder all semester in order to be exempted fro m exams, there may be a decision made to that effect for next semester. Miss Amie Miller Speaks At Friendship Club Service Annual Friendship Club Rec- ognition services were held at the Y. W. C. A. last Wednesday. The former members welcomed the new members in a candle service. The theme for the ceremonial was Reaching For The Best. Miss Amie Miller addressed the group on that subject. Ann Mul- ler, a Woodward freshman, played the cello. A n n e t t e Warnke, president of the Inter- City Council, was mistress of ceremonies. Proceeds Go in Fund Ten per cent of all proceeds on affairs given in the auditorium will be deposited in a general auditorium fund, for repair work necessary. Last week's moving picture was the first contributor to this fund. . . :... ,.,,,. -,...-.-,Jung l,.1ll-unugp fe-Ji... nba..-ki,1 , 5.-we , . -it -- -- -- .a-1... .- 4 ... .I-ef X - THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE woonwimi TATTLER ' Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price S30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. r , 151.50101 f-'QW qw 'LVD Newspaper gbgggggyhgifggixf' Member! N'4iYAsso0?39' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ...... ...................... X Villliam Rosenberg Business Manager ............,............. Charles Klinksick Spore Em-S sis..isiis si,os.i Q 332353, -aggafr Feature Editor ..... ............. D orothy Shore Humor Editor ,...... ............... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .............. .......... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ....... .......... li Iarie Swaya Display Editor ...... .............. thel Dull Club Editor ........ .......... A nna Wegener Make-up ......., ............................ C hester Matuszak Pressman ,....,........,......... f .........,,........ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webbg Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Adwsers ililr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. C ARMISTICE DAY TODAY is the commemoration of the armistice signed at Versailles, which marked the termination of a great World War made more destructive because of the utilization of scientific researches and discoveries used to a wicked end. But today we are not ,celebrating the contested strug- gle but are exulting in the peace--the serene placid and calm peace that follows the stormy and bloody strife. Property, and the lives of brothers, fathers and countrymen are lost, but honor and glory rise, hope springs into new vigor, fate conquers when tranquillity is again restored, as when a rainbow appears. Men, again shoulder to shoulder, rotate the wheels of industry and government, and begin anew the intricacies of life, perhaps benefiting b the tumult in Y gaining a broader view of customs and policies of different lands. .. SLOW UP. THE last warning to you careless student drivers was too expensive. You aren't worth it. You have been told from time to time to throttle your speed and you haven't. Now this unfortunate fatal accident in which two. Woodward students figured should come up to warn you, but it won't. You know no better. Laurie Erskine who spoke at the N. S. P. A. convention attacked those students who find the only outlet for an adventur- ous spirit in speeding recklessly in an automobile. You can't do it and get away with it forever. Slow up. OFF 'N N QEditor's Note-Because of the absence of the fea- ture editor due to illness, please save your brick- bats.j WHO'S WITH VVHO Clarence Fultz's daily stand is with Marjorie Hertzberg in front of her sixth hour class---Catherine Smith, a P. G., has the nerve to grab oif one'our new seniors, Morris Morgan. Well, Paul isn't here--This affair between Jean Clifton and Ray Crouse is beginning to look serious--It seems that Robert Bader has lost Helen Haverman and Chester Plicinski has found her--Bill Reeves, the mighty senior is teach- ing Annette Veller, the tiny freshman, to play bridge---Albert Davis is a locker johnny, but only to Thelma Wells--Billy Ray and Jimmie Sfaelos are together as much as any other couple and how they caan fiance!! Dear Pola Baer, Why do so many Woodward boys arch their eyebrows? Yours truly, Two Sophomores. Dear Sophs, Well, they do say things are looking up. ' Truly yours, Miss Baer. I 8 l Why, oh, why, does Esther J akcsy carry Carl Kraft's picture in her notebook? 'Tis said that Carl is without a girl at present and he's God's gift to vsLomfn,'so maybe-- ' School Daze - What's the use of going to school That's something I could never under- stand. 'Cause if you study, you're a fool, And if you don't you're tanned. How's your parlez vous francais, And your habla usted espanol? Just to think of it turns my hair gray, I fear I'll never reach my goal. Years pass, how I've waited for this day. That bit of paper with ribbon appears. Say, fella, what's that you say, My eyes are just watering, those aren't tears. . . ' Did you know Frank Gable is related to Clark Gable? Very distant, of course, but the resemblance is' noticeable. C O Talk about big business. Miss Tippett sells unclaimed pencils to unprepared students for one cent each. 8 U Y FRESHMAN STUDY HALL SCENES Jane Dana, tasting both ends of a pencil to see which is best. Walter Johnson, putting his book in front of his face trying to hide the faces he's making I at teacher. Catherine Holmes, running to answer the telephone when she suddenly remembers she's not at home. James Hone, who intends to be a cartoonist, drawing pictures of Miss----. , Ann Mioduszewska, the prize freshman, isf actually studying. I FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Excuse it, Please Park Officer: Hey you, come out of that pool! Don't you know that people have to drink that water? Swimmer: Oh, that's aw right, oflicer. I ain't usin' soap.---Scott Thistle, Toledo, Ohio. Women of the United States are being ui ged to buy only American-made perfumes --to become 100 per cent'Americans, so to speak. --Scribe News, Oakland, California. Shakespeare called men fools, but he died too soon after to hear what students call him.--Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. l K Judge: Yousare charged with exceeding the speed limit. Guilty or not guilty? Defendent: Well, figure it out for yourself. You were in the first car that passed me.-- Lindblom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. Indignant father: Do you think it is fair, Bobby, after I told you there wasn't any Santa Clause, to go and tell the neighbors I laid your Easter eggs too?--Blue 85 White, Savannah, Georgia. A quarrel is like lightning--it may clear the air and again strike something.- The Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I know where you can get a good chicken dinner for 15 cents. Where? At the feed store.',-- East Tech Scarab. Cleveland, Ohio. . it , . Judge: What brought you here? Prisoner: Two cops your honor. Judge: I don't mean that. Drunk I sup- pose? Prisoner: Yes both of them.--East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. Il U It has been bemoaned that high school students fail to show any interest in poli- tics, yet every day we hear of straw votes for the presidency being held in class and it is the students themselves who ask for ghelm.-i-Guard and Tackle, Stockton High c oo . OUR NEW TEACHERS ' fEditor's note--This is the seventh of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the facility this year.J The only male addition to our faculty, Louis Bruyere, took a large part in design- ing the plans for the school where he now teaches, having been an employee of the Board of Education for ten years. Next to his profession of architecural drawing, water color painting is Mr. Bruyere's hobby. He has done some excel- lent work along this line, exhibiting in Chicago and locally. Golf is this instructoris favorite sport and when asked what he made the course in, he replied, In an afternoon. Irish ter- ries find a good place in Mr. Bruyere's heart and home. He has no particular likes or dislikes as to colors but he preferes his shirts to be colorless. Mr. Bruyere thinks that Wood- ward is a wonderful organization. A distinguishing feature of this new ad- diton to Woodward's faculty is his air of always being active. . The last three club THE WOODWARD TATTLER SENIOR HI-Y WINS PROTESTED CONTEST Bob Mitchell Leads Team To 7-2 Victory Over Polish Knights In the intra-mural speedball league the Senior Hi-Y reversed the tables and beat the Polish Knights 7-2. The Knights had previously toppled the Seniors, but the tilt was protested and ruled played over. Bob Mitchell not only led his team to a victory but to a championship as well. The following are the standings of the teams with the 'point system: Senior Hi-Y 50 Polish Knights 40 Electrical club 30 Commerce club 10 Machine Shop 5 Pencil Pushers 5 General Shop 5 Latin club 5 French club 5 Art Klan 5 Auto Mechanics 5 Junior Hi-Y 0 Peiuper club 0 Pica club 0 Quill and Dagger O International club 0 s had not entered teams in the competition. Score Gnessing Contest Is Resumed For Central Game Today's guessing contest con- cerns the Central - Woodward clash to be held on our iield this afternoon. The Bears beat Scott by two touchdowns while Central lost to Scott by one. In their encounters with Waite both Woodward and Central lost by three touchdowns. From these statistics you should not get a good idea of what kind of score the two teams will make, there- fore, pick your figures at random and put them on the ballot below ,before 12 o'clock. Central ...... ,.... ....................... ............ Woodward ,.......... ....... Name ............................... ..,. ....... Home Room ............ .................. . .. Waite, Libbey To Play Tomorrow afternoon Waite meets Libbey in the annual game between the two schools. It will mean either dropping Waite down a notch or practically as- suring the Indians the city championship. Last year after the East Siders toppled over all competion Libbey stepped up from nowhere and defeated them. Headgears Painted Blue Football headgears are being painted blue and decorated with a white star on top by-members of S. B. Crouse's classes. Colors of helmets are changed due to the adoption of school colors as field colors. . arm rms Plummer Whipple of the Tole- do Blade Sports department is the most popular writer among the football players, and after his speech here heill probably be ex- tra popular--among the girls. K Q ll In case you don't know it, both Vincent Kelley and Howard Muar are staying with Coach Bevan in his cottage this year. Haskins Muar is the cook---and can he cook? Ask Kelley. It won't be long before the city newspapers will pick all-city teams. The picking will be tough this year as practically all the teams have men who are worthy of this honor. a an c W The cross-country meet was again postponed. This time due to insufficient candidates. 1 it R Things you'll never hear---see- ing that you're tired boys, you needn'ti run around the track. GIRLS' GYM NOTES Girls' gym has a new mova- ble blackboard. It was made by S. B. Crouse's cabinet-making classes. The old blackboard was broken last year at the boys' all city track meet when the wind blew it over. i The classes also made a rack for the arrows used in archery to prevent breaking. Mary Jane McDonald was elected chairman of the program committee of the G. A. L. at their last meeting. Other mem- bers are Gladys Davis, Lucy Stipes, Margaret Williams, and Elia Barefield. Thelma Brown, Gertrude Anslem, Dixie Smith, Ruth Berry, were elected rep- resentatives of their respective classes. GIRLS' TOURNAMENT TO START MONDAY Girls' intra-mural round robin hit-pin baseball tournament will begin Monday, November 14, after school in the girls' gym. Two games are scheduled for a night. A game will consist of five innings. Each team must have at least seven players and not more than fourteen present to play. Girls from leader class will referee. The following games are scheduled for next week: Monday--Boosters vs. Zetsg Fresh. I vs. Fresh. II. Tuesday--French vs. Wildfire, Fresh. III vs. Seniors. Wednesday---Friendship vs. Inter-circle, Fresh. IV vs. Juniors. Thursday--Fresh. V vs. Sophs. Latin vs. Peries. Friday-Fresh. I vs. Fresh. II. K Boosters vs. French. WOODWARD AND CENTRAL TO MEET IN ANNUAL ARMISTICE DAY BATTLE Bears Return To Gridiron After Absence Of Week To Try To Win Second Game Of City Schedule Today . Zh Coach Rollie Bevan's Polar Bears will open 4. J I f11'! 'lNiiig5If1 I W, 1 vi . 'HG57' Wiilllilliranat' 1' their seventh chapter of the H1932 Woodward Football History when they meet the Fighting Irish from Central High in the annual Armis- tice' Day battle in the Woodward stadium this afternoon at 2:30. O The Centralites will be out to win their second game of the year, and also their final game of the grid season. Coach Al Sacksteder, who has been troubled by injuries all year, has brightened up at the finding of Al Hosfeld, his new halfback, who, when teamed with Big Bobv Murphy produces strong offensive power. Either man can be used on Central's passing attack. Murphy will force Katafiasz to the limit if he is to gain the punting honors. Woodward High gridders will be fresh for the Central tilt as v iithey have not played a scheduled HALFBACK PLAYING VARSITY THIS YEAR , . Reichlin Isadore Reichlin is beginning his second year in varsity tog- gery. Izzy has been plugging along all season and has been used as a first string man this year. Close Game Feature First Tilts In Pass, Tap Leagues Three close games featured the opening of the intra-murul pass and tap football league held Mon- day afternoon. The Senior Hi-Y- French Club game was postponed to a later date. Machine S h o p, defending champions, beat the little Gen- eral Shop team l4-0. In the other games the Latin Club and Polish Knights beat the Junior Hi-Y and Electrical Club respectively 6-0. American League Nov. 14 2vs.6 4vs.5 Nov. 15 2 vs. 3 4 vs. 6 Nov. 16 1vs. 6 . 3 vs.4 Nov. 17 1vs.5 National League Nov. 14 5 vs. 7 2vs.4 Nov. 15 1 vs. 5 6 vs. 7 Nov. 16 1 vs.6 2 vs. 5 Nov. 17 3vs.4 1vs.7 Gil Harre, member of the 1931 all city team, and a Woodward graduate, has captured a position on the freshman team at Ohio State University. I Did you ever stop to think that Homer Hanham looks like Charles fBuddyJ Rogers? Or, should we say Charles Rogers looks like Mr. Hanham? . 4 , Y ,,.,., ...M ......... 1.4. .. game since the Youngstown Chaney coniiict. The Bevanites have not been idle however, as they have been working on a new style of offense to add to their list of plays. The boys have famil- iarized themselves with this style and should baffle their oppo- nents, who have not yet seen the Bears' new deceptions. Both coaches announced their probable starting lineup and it has been indicated there will be no change. Probable Lineups Woodward Central Zarembski L.E. Gagnet Kataiiasz L.T. Menke Szelagowski L.G. Zielinski Malaska C. Kaminski Kelley R.G Fair Oehlers R.T. Bednark Kraft R.E. Peterson Kokocinski Q.B. Cousino Friedman L.I-I. Hosfeld Reichlin p R.H. Stopa DeShetler F.B. Murphy The Central team has not as yet been a victor in an inter-city contest and will be out to place themselves in the win column. The Cherry street boys have been getting rather tough breaks and may be due to break loose. The Bevan coached lads will be out to avenge their defeat of last year and the Bears, according to past performances, should be the victors by a sensible margin. Fifty Boys Report To Daily Pre-season Cage Practice About fifty boys don their gym clothes every afternoon to be taught the fundamentals of bas- ketball by Homer Hanham, gym instructor. With the baskekball season drawing near, practice sessions will be held every after- noon instead of three days a week. Although the squad that reports for practice has been cut from seventy to fifty members, an increase is expected when the football season ends. The Honorable Mr. Robert Markee announces to the general public of Woodward that he is going to complete the year here. Quite a novelty, for Bob! ..:..1..... .,.. f ' .,-.i...-, L.-........ ....... fQ!:s':T'1ei Ae if--gj...jfff-:si--r-:.-if an - 4--.--f-JN,-1-fr.-', 5- -1 K . J-w . .. . ,.v.,,. , .,,,, ..i,F,,.k, K. , .Mk 1, . V, , ,E ,T :W ,,,k:,,,,,,?,,,r THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER FRENCH CLASSES TO . TEACHER PERFECTS FIRST ARMISTICE MAKE PUPPET SHOW Under The Tattler NEW PROCESS WORK DAY IS RECALLED The Three Bears Is First Torch Llght O. M. Thompson Devises Plan Gossip- Seeker Remembers Presentation Of Of Improving Woodwardites Back Students Posters Whenl- Various projects which include a puppet show and a library pro- ject are under construction in Miss Adrienne Curtis' sixth hour class. Grace Eckhart, senior, is devising the panels for the puppet show, which will represent vari- ous fairy tale scenes. The first presentation will be The Three Bears, entirely in French by first year students. The puppets are to be made and, clothed by the committee which includes Vivian Wells, Vernon Baker, Robert Ridenour, Mary Louise Vance, Annette Veller, Leona Ruth Wielinski, Philip Moore, John Marcinkow- ski, and Florence Korecki. The library project includes the cataloguing of French maga- zines, books, and newspapers. These can be taken out by the library system by any French students. This project is in charge of Bertha J akcsy. Students Of French Take Weekly Information Tests General information tests in- volving Subjects of French poli- tics, geography, history, and lit- erature, are given weekly by Miss Adrienne Curtis to all her classes. Of the one hundred and thirty students taking the tests of 34 questions, for which five min- utes time is allowed, Sam Schall, a French III student, had 23 correct answers. Of the French I students Robert Ridenour came second with 21 while Leona Steinmetz and Philip Moore each received 18 correct. These test are given for the information of the students only, and will be given through- out the year. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Afternoon-Central-Woodward c1ash-- Cherel Mon. Nov. 14--N B C-W J Z R a di o Dramatization of Shakespeare's As You like It 4:00 P. M. Fri., Nov. 18-- Glee Club Musi- cal Comedy College Days Ceveningl Fasces Club Will Initiate Fifty-eight Pledges Today Fifty-eight students have re- ceived invitations from the Fasces club to become members. Informal initiation for the pledges was Thursday and for- mal initiation will be held tonight in the auditorium. Jean Mathie, chairman of the initiation committee, is being assisted by Georgette Lutife, Frances Korecki, Charles .Klinksick, Leo Jankowski, and members of the cabinet. K . 3 A faint, indistinct glimmer bursts into a brilliant light as Mr. H. F. Phipps, the calm and t patient Latin teacher, comes into the spotlight. The scholastic summary of his acquired knowledge begins with Yale where he earned his B. A. degree, followed by Master of Art and Education degrees at Columbia University, and finally his Masterof Art degree of Latin was attained at the University of Michigan. Golf procures pleasure and enjoyment for him in his leisure hours. While making a 233 yd. drive he achieved his first and last holein one. One of his best 'scores was a 73. Previous to his advent to Woodward ten years ago, he taught at Asheville School for Boys, a private academy in North Carolina, and afterwards for some time in the Monson Acade- my, a military school. Enlistment in the World War interrupted his magistral duties for a short time. Besides being adviser of the Fasces club and Junior Hi-Y, and one of the sponsors of the National Honor society, he coaches the Woodward golf team, one of Woodward's new develop- ments in the sports line. Have you ever heard of the famous cousinly arguments, be- tween Virginia Powell and Ruth Mundweiler? Tune in sometimes, in Mr. Dunsmore's second hour class. ..- . Basing his experiments on the remarks of a friend, O. M. Thomp- son has been highly successful in making better football posters for Woodward. This new process work has many advantages over the old stencil method. The U finished 1 product has the same appearance as a large printed poster and can be worked up inexpensively in many colors whereas the printed articles cannot. S. B. Crouse, woodshop depart- ment iiead, made th e required wooden frame. The letters on the posters are laid out by some of Mr. Thompson's students. The principle used is that of lacquering a sheet of paper with the letters cut out against a piece of organdy cloth, and forcing paint onto the poster through the windows left by the cut out letters. , Using this method, 350 signs can be made in one hour at the cost of three to four cents each. The expense is due chiefly to the cost of the cardboard. BIOLOGY EXHIBIT IN DISPLAY THIS WEEK Miss G. Cronk's Waltzing mice, paradise fish, box turtles, and goldfish will be seen in the Tat- tler display this week. A mold model, flower models of the Rub- rum Lily and Pansy, and mount- ed birds and insects will be shown. An ant colony made by Walton Counter is a n 0 t h e r object of interest. Meyer Davis, assisted by Earl Kosbab, Marjorie Corthell, and Ruth Paisie, is in charge of the display. Last week Miss Anderson con- tributed some posters made by her advanced students. BROCKWAY AND SOKOLSKY SPEAK fEditor's note-This is a resume of the lectures of the Town Hall Series and Saturday Night Open Forum asreported by Woodward representatives. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick attended the Town Hall and Ruth Dorf and Leona Jacobs the Open Forum.J A. Fenner Brockway, the Nor- man Thomas of England, ad- dressed the Saturday Night Open Forum, November 5. Mr. Brockway, of an exceed- ingly nervous disposition and pleasing accent, discussed the parties and politics in England. He is the most radical member of the House of Commons, being chairman of the Independent La- bor Party. He mentioned with familiarity the names of Ramsey McDonald, prime minister of England, H. G. .. .,.. . ,,. ,.,. as-..-.. - . .. . ......-....s...k ns......a..,..,....--1.-..s..1s....msn . ..,.r,,... I, Y ,A Wells, Lloyd Geroge, Bernard Shaw, Sir Herbert Samuels, and Philip Snowden. George Sokolsky, noted author- ity on Asia, addressed the Town I-Iall Series last Saturday morn- mg. United States must resume trade with China and Japan in order to end the present depres- sion. Both Japan and the United States are afraid of each other because they are both world powers. A country should offer to its I citizens trade, food, clothing, and shelter. As a Hnal statement Mr. Sokol- sky said that we should quit talking about war and be friends ,with every man regardless of his race, color, or creed. Rat-a-ta-tat, tat-a-t- tat, ta-a-ta- tat-a-tat. The Tattler gossip-seek- er is aroused by the beating of drums, tooting of horns and he awakens from his reverie with a yawn which make his mouth re- semble the open end of a tuba, which is tuba-ing down the street. Say, if you don't mind, I could tell you some interesting things that happened on'Armistice Day, way back in 19l8. We do mind, but that doesn't bother the gossip-seeker. Well, tiny James Shemas was hanging on to his mother's skirts fthey were long enough thenj and crying 'Mama, uy ith ir do oo, goo do? No you're right, his mother couldn't understand him either. Bob Sautter took out all his tin soldiers, kissed them goodbye and put them away, hoping for another war. Little Adrienne Curtis fshe wasn't called 'Miss' in those daysl was also celebrating. Not because the war had ended, but bzcause it meant one day less school for her. Virgina P o w ell and Ruth Mundweler, those a d o r a ble babies, were so, so glad because there would be no more restric- tions on food rations and they could have sugar. And oh, how they liked sweets. - Toufic Baz was about the only one who wasn't very happy. He did so want to be a soldier, and what's the use of being a soldier if you have no one to fight. How- ever, now he fights with Lester Skaff. I haven't mentioned any fresh- men because they were still lying in their cribs, never thinking that if they were up and doing their names might be mentioned in the Tattler years later. Upon noticing our lack of inter- est, the Tattler gossip-seeker suddenly grows patriotic and follows the band down the street, singing lustily How Dry I Am. Won't someone please get him some water? He's all wet anyhow. Members Earn Money Junior Hi-Y members became electioneers last Tuesday, when 18 of them passed out circulars for the Lucas County Bar Association. Money earned will be used to send the president and vice-president of next year's. club to the Y.M.C.A. summer camp, that they may receive training, and thus develop a better club next year. . Book Week November 14-19 National Book week will be celebrated from November four- teenth to nineteenth. English teachers will keep this week by urging students to' read more worthwhile books in their leisure time. . ' . . ,s.g,s.,....W5y,'g1zsn5ae1-lY- s-Ty: 1, WOODW RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive S ' J Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, November 18, 1932 No. 10 STUDENTS WORK IN STUDENT COUNCIL WOODWARD GLEE CLUB PRESENTS i EXPERIMENTAL LAB Classes Make Recipes Using Food Contained In Baskets Miss Blanche Hazelton's first and second and fourth and 'dfth hour nutrition classes have been converted into a Woodward experimental laboratory Where the pupils are working on recipes which use only the food in the relief baskets supplied by the Toledo welfare department. Many of the tested receipes are printed in a special food supple- ment of today's Tattler, which will be distributed in the relief baskets ofthe Woodward district. Cooking students are enjoying this experimental work, because they are taught to think and plan for themselves, since they are limited to certain supplies. Over one hundred recipes have been tried and tested. Waite high School food classes are working on a similar project. Cartoonist And Humorist Next Speaker At Town Hall Bruce Bairnfather, an interna- tionally famous humorist and cartoonist, and known as the man who made the world laugh in its darkest hour, will speak at the Granada theatre, Saturday morning, November 19, in the Town Hall Series. At the close of his lecture Bairnfather will sketch in front of his audience a large size pic- ture which will be awarded to the Town Hall member receiving the lucky number at the door. Doubt- less it will be a priceless posses- sion in the family of the Winner for generations. Our representative this week is Leona Jacobs, a senior and member of the Tattler Staif. Student Carpenters Make Blackboard For Girls' Gym A new movable blackboard was made for the girls' gym by the cabinet making classes of S. B. Crouse. The old one was broken last year at the boys' inter-city track- meet when the wind blew it over. A rack also was made for the arrows used in archery, which will prevent them from breaking. Jr. Hi-Y To Initiate ' Junior Hi-Y held its formal initiation preceded by a pot-luck supper Tuesday at 6:00 at the Y.M.C.A. Chas. Minert of the-Y.M.C.A. helped to conduct the social part of the supper. S Twenty-five pledges were form- ally initiated. MEMBERS CHOSEN Fourteen Are Elected To Compose Council For Coming Year e Fourteen students who will compose the student council for the coming year were chosen at the elections last Friday, Nov- ember 11. Results are: Senior class, Ed- mund Brooks, Robert Mitchell, James Nassar and Ellen Jane Scarisbrickg junior class, Carl Joseph, Mary Jane McDonald, Henry Nichpor and Toufic Bazg Sophomore class, Helen Abood, Harry Childers and Virginia Stackowiczg freshman class, Frances Dunn,Dorothy Kazubiak and Eugene Zitcus. Mr. Dunsmore's social prob- lems classes helped in the tabu- lations, which were conducted on the basis of proportional rep- resentation. Members Of Art Klan Plan To Make Christmas Cards Christmas cards of three sizes are planned to be the next project of the Art Klan. The cards will be etchings and are to be printed by the students. All cards will be submitted for inspection to a committee of three, Gretchen Paulson, Gladys Paulson, and Marcel Olender, who will select the best ones for sale on Dec- ember 1. 1 Miss June Anderson is ad- viser of the Art Klan. Students Hear Tibbett Arthur Kaminsky and Edward Wozniak, members of the glee club, received tickets to the Lawrence Tibbett recital in the Town Hall Concert Series last Sunday. Each Toledo high school FIRST OPERETTA OF YEAR TONIGHT Cecelia Rakowski And Norman Staiger Have Leads In College Days To Be Given In Woodward Auditorium .11-i-111i CECELIA RAKOWSKI and Norman Staiger, Toledo university student, have the leads in College Days, the first operetta to be presented this year by the Woodward glee club and orchestra in the auditorium at 8.15 P. M. A baseball game furnishes ngxuch pomp and excitement for the PORTRAYS LEAD IN OPERETTA TONIGHT Q Cecelia Rakowski Cecelia Rakowski, sophomore, will portray the feminine lead in College Days, to be presented tonight. She also had a lead part in one of the operettas last year. Club Selects Plays Senior Dramatic club, of which Miss Dorothy Warner is adviser, has begun tryouts for two one- actplays. The presentations se- lected are Thanks Awfully, a comedy, and one of a more se- rious nature, The Violin Maker receives two season tickets. jof Cremonaf' BROWNE ASSAILS BELIEVERS fEditor's note-This is aresume ofthe Saturday Night Open Forum as report- ed by Woodward representatives, Thel- ma Brown and Alberta Teall.l Lewis Browne, author and phi- losopher, spoke on This Believ- ing World at the Saturday Night Open Forum November 12. He stressed the character of Mrs. Amie Semple McPherson, noted evangelist. Although she has been married a number of times, divorced, and had several quarrels with her relatives, the people still follow her in Los Angeles. This woman has such an infiuence on her congregations that they forget their daily work and think only of the time when they will be lifted up to the realms of the Lord. According to Mr. Browne, the age of man is divided into three divisions. The Iirst is primitive man, who believed in magic. Next came the person who thought the world was run by miracles, and last ,the modern generation, thinking brains will revise the nation. People t h o u g h t President Hoover would perform a miracle if he were elected, and now that Franklin Roosevelt is elected they again expect a miracle. The church is all right said Mr. Brown,e but it is the people who need reforming. Some day all the churches will be united, because We are working for the same end, according to the beliefs of the speaker. opening scene of the operetta. Hero of the game and story, Davy Carson, is played by N01-man Staiger. A love theme is woven around Dot, the Prexy's daughter, who is portrayed by Cecelia Rakowski. Robert Bader is the Prexy. Dave is driven from college in disgrace, through unfair means, by the villain of the story, De- Forest, enacted by Frank Siadak. Tubby Coles or Robert Eise- man, college cheer leader, stutter- ingly romanticises with Evelyn ' ' Hamilton, who IS Helen in the opera. The com- edy scenes are f u r n i s h e d by 535 Xi adntd 3 Yap aye Edna Wenz. y Minor roles- are enacted by Miles Booth, Arthur . Kaminsky, Ben- nie Kaminsky, Leo Wadas, Fred Slawski, and a chorus of all members of the glee club. i Production is under the direc- tion of Clarence R. Ball. -1-111, .-1::ff'?-E15 - '-ire: iii:-SQ- :5L fl' .fi :-' -:-.-z-:-: .-:-:-:-: 1-:-:-:-1-t-21:5 :-4:53.- ififffifififffififf?i5i5f5i5f5i5f552555 , :a Q-fgej -.rgsgiizfsiaisisgsgsia f'3E11QEf15E52- 1 :Liz-:ii2f:Ef Ef132- - 5i?3rQ'5555i5E5 '5ii5i5ir 5' in - za 1: :e:e:':a.-1 -'-' ' .f-:f .f ::-:-::'-.-:-:-- 2. - .r:2l::rir1:1:rE1E. i'E'- -'TZ:.: s2'is25'f: :--1-:ss . ., .gf 1:2 ggsgsgsggsggagggzgf ., 1 Bader ,qw Senior Hi-Y Inaugurates Round Table Discussions A f t e r condemning profanity among its members, the Senior Hi-Y at the last meeting inaugu- rated a series of round-table dis- cussions at which the personal conduct of each member can be criticized by the remainder of the club. It was decided that partici- pants in the club found using pro- fane language should be punished at the following meeting. Rob- ert Mitchell, president, was in charge of the discussions. Club To Fill Portfolio International club as a part of their year's program are to Work on a large portfolio, which is to be purchased from the Washing- ton headquarters. Members of the club will contribute picture postcards of persons, views and places of interest in America. When completely filled the port- folio will be returned to head- quarters where it will be sent with others to Chinese schools tinlufurther international friend- s ip. , , at i i -3 T . ' 1 I 1 . j A 45 s . '-4 '1 1 3 .. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS I FLASHES Fm FRIENDS Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 35.03 single issue. .geiiilfgolw Newspabcr I 'f'i55, t,lQlfT2'iT,5?' ghicmbarl X 00 fans ,xx .f --- iki-iY,1 Q 03195 . so , TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............,............... Willliani Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksirii . M. J ' ' , muon aworsi Spoits Editors .......... ...,... I Alberta Teau Feature Editor ....,.... ............. . .Dorothy Shore Humor Editor ....... ................... I tuth Dorf Copy Reader .............. .......... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ...... .......... ll larie Swaya Display Editor .......... .................. E thel Dull Club Editor .......................................... Anna W egener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation. Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton: Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- , l' Miss Marie J. Doerine Faculty Adusels l Mr. Hugh Montgomery ' THE TATTLER'S YVOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. CLUBS LOSE PURPOSE An assembly like that of la st Week's Armistice program was original in the fact that it was sponsored by a club. The In- ternational club seems to have taken upon its shoulders the sole burden of supplying Woodward with educational assemblies. Clubs have lost their purpose in Wood- ward. Their activities this year have been one long succession of money-making affairs. Like King Midas, they want every thing they do to turn to gold. In their hunt for profits, they have disregarded every- thing else. If all Woodward organizations would fol- low the example of the International club, the club list here could be turned into an educational list. I l i MUST INTRA-MURALS STOP It is too bad that a fine intra-mural pro- gram such as mapped out by Homer Hanham and Art Smith in the boys' gym should be interrupted by the theft of a football, perhaps by one of the students that were benefited. The act of a single boy has deprived over two hundred Woodward students of an opportunity to engage in athletics. Every one of these students, if they knew the culprit, would swear off friendship, with him. . There may be honor among thieves, but not in one who stops scholastic recrea- tion for his classniatses by his act. By Mr. LaRue With the Thanksgiving game School Woodward whether it wins If next Thursday at Libbey. High z' ' . . ' 1 or loses, will bring to a close the most successful football season in it - ' :fi its histor If we win it will be a Y season of seven victories and only one defeat. If we lose it will mean that we finish our schedule having won three-fourths of all our games. With the exception of the opening contest our schedule has been extremely hard. In these days of keen competition, excellent coaching, and splendid material from which to select teams, any school that plays a sched- ule of games with teams in its own class and wins a majority of these games is to be con- gratulated. The superb condition of our team, its fine spirit, and its splendid efforts to place our colors above all other schools should stir all of us to the highest pitch of school loyalty and enthusiasm. These boys have worked night after night in fair and foul weather to per- fect themselves for their contests. Not only that but regular and temperate habits of eat- ing together with regular hours for sleep had to be observed. Why not give the team and the coaches our encouragement? Why not all plan to visit the Libbey Stadium on Thanksgiving morning? After the game your dinner on that day will be of finer flavor if enjoyed amidst the reminiscences of a Woodward victory. And the inspiration of a cheering section filled with two thousand loyal students will make our victory certain. - OFF 'N N LOOK AT THIS!!! l Oshkosh-on-the-Brink C of bankruptcy J Any old day, any old month, 1932 ' Dear Pola Baer: Your column is so bad that no matter what you'd do to it, you could not make it any worse---but, you may make it better fSure, stop printing it.J ' How about a little scandal sheet with a little Winchellingo every week? You know what I mean: Who loves who 5 who did what, etc.: and what you think about the whole thing. fltake back that last part. I Forgot that you lost your faculty for thinking, so now you depend on the faculty.J Anyway, little ice-berg, how about it? After all the Tattler is of the students, for the stud- ents and by people like you. Think it over. Wire answers at once. M. T. A scandal thirsty senior. 122-in-Woodward this day, this month, this year Dear Empty: Only a senior with the initials M.T. could write an epistle like that. My column must bebad if people like you read it. It is written onlyi for the intellectual intellegencia of Wood- war . I'm sorry I can't sling a Winchellingo for you but if I were to tell what I know about people is this school, so many would be ex- 'pelled that I would lose my job.fWou.ldnit you like that?l You happen to love P.Q. You took her to the Royal. And I think you're a cheapskate. There, are you, satisfied? You're not so We nominate to the Hall of Fame: Mr. ,smart. The exact words are of the people, LaRue for his work in helping cars out of 1 by the students, and not for you. the snow last Wednesday. Q I Sarcastically, Miss Pola Baer. Let's hold the thought That work well Wrought Is honor fraught, But honor sought Like honor bought Is honor naught.--Wooster Voice, Wooster, Ohio. -1-as I Boy: Daddy, was Robison Crusoe an acro- bat? His Pop: I've never heard that he was. Why do you ask? Boy: Well it says at the end of the day he sat down on his chest. --Guard and Tack- le, Stockton, California. il IF ll Many of us think that day dreaming in the daytime and star gazing at night are much more fun than studying. But remem- ber it is education that makes possible our day dreams and also their fulfillment.-n Bryant Times, Minneapolis, Minnesota. if PF Ill A bald-headed man who has heard that hairs of our head are numbered wants to know if there is not some place where he can get the back numbers.--East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. 14 'li Pk He stood on the bridge at midnight And tickled her face with his toes, For he was a Jersey mosquito, And he stood on the bridge of her nose. --Campus Collegian, Toledo. Ohio. 41 :F 'll The Butcher's Wedding Minister: Do you take this Woman for butter or for worst? Butcher: Oh, liver alone, I never sausage nerve.--The News, Eau Claire, Wisconsin. lk ill 11 Girl: I should think that you'd be as happy as a king when you're in the air. Aviator: Happier--I'm an ace. --Lind- blom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. '41 PF lk ' A bishop has been speaking about the use of cosmetics by girls. He said, The more experience I have with lipstick, the more distasteful I find it.---Orange and Black, Upper Sandusky, Ohio. PF FF Pk Success or failure in business is caused more by mental attitude than by mental capacities.--Hi-Crier, Toledo, Ohio. OUR NEW TEACHERS CEditor's note-This is the eighth of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year. The ready smile of Miss Dorothy Bardo made me pause while passing room 253 to interview this charming English 1 teacher, who enjoys instructing freshmen. I think Woodward is fine, claims Miss Bardo. She graduated from Scott high school and attended Ohio State University. The bright red dress she wore proves that red is preferred to all colors. When asked for her favorite food she replied, It's hard to choose. I have no unfavorites except turnips or something like that. Miss Bardo coached dr a m a tic s in McKinley Juniorihigh school. Hugh Wal- pole is her favorite author. I I l THE WOODWARD TATPLER . .. ....... -,.1 . n F T Q, a Did you notice Friedman's block of Tscherne on Kokocin- ski's scoring play? Joe took him out in the nick of time. It Just goes to show what team work means. R g I Ed Kokocinski's hook slide after he crossed the goal line also brought down Noble Jones, who was the head linesfnan. Woody DeShetler's bucking ofthe line drew comment from several sports writers. He has been doing fine work all season and should keep it up the rest of the season. 1 ' Every time I see McFarland I'll take my hat off fthat is pro- viding- the depression ends and somebody gives me onej for mak- ing that tackle when he was the only one near Hosfeld who was goalward bound--and did he get him? Ask me. l - And did you see Jim Boyd break up that Central pass in the last quarter? . - Come to think of it Cas Ben Bernie would say itl Bevan and all the lads established another record for a string of victories in a single season. Zetalethean Team Wins Speedbail Tournament Zetalethean intra-mural team won the girls' elimination speed- ball tournament last Wednesday when they topped the Juniors 19-11. The fast passing of the Zets proved too much for the Juniors. Most of the points of both teams were made by touch- downs. f Those playing on the winning team were Margaret Keefer, Mar- garet Williams, Mary Jane Mc- Donald, Lucy Stipes, Dorothy Smolinski, Harriet Maier, and Phyllis Netz. ' Ofiicials were Alberta Teall, referee, and Elise Vidlund, lines- man. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Although Kokocinski and Kat- afiasz added points to their record they did not move up a notch. in the individual standings. DeShetler ...................................... 49 Kokocinski ............ .................... . . 48 Friedman ........... ....,. . ..31 Reichlin ......,... ....... . 30 Boyd ............ ......... 3 0 Katsfiasz ........ ....,... 1 7 Szczepanik ......., ......... 1 2 Zarembski ......... ......... 1 2 .Leininger .....,.. ......... 1 2 Malaska ....... ...,,. .... 6 Woodward ......... ........ 2 47 Opponents ......... ......... 1 9 POL R BEARS BE T CE TRAL HIGH--- - :WOODWARD TAKES ARMISTICE DAY BATTLE FROM CENTRAL GRIDDERS Bears Put Over Score In Third Quarter After Being 6 On Offensive' In First Halfg Withstand Late Threat TRUE to their name the Polar Bears displayed their best fight in the climatic condition from which they received their agnomen when they outplayed and tripped Al Sacksteder's fighting Irish from Central High 7-0 in theannual Armistice Day combat last Friday. Battling in the cold and dismal weather, which was brightened only by several spectacular plays, the teams played a slow game - - 5 Kdue to the unsure footing of the LETTER GIRLS AT POTLUCK DINNER W girls attending the pot- luck dinner in the cafeteria Ar- mistice day were Alberta Teall, Phyllis Netz, Harriet Maier, Alice Kalinowski, Margaret Williams, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Dorothy Smolinski, Lottie Minor, Leona Wielinski, and Gertrude Anselm. M i s s Stella Cornwell, M i s s Catherine McClure, gym instruc- tors, and Miss Mary Bowman, graduate of Ypsilanti, were also present. Following the dinner, the girls ushered at the Central-Wood- ward game. SCHED-ULE DRAWN UP Inter-class Pass and Tap draw- ings were made at the last man- ager's meeting and made the following schedule. 1. Senior 2. Junior 3. Sophomores 4. Freshman 5. Post Graduates 15 Nov. 1 vs. 4 2 vs. 3 Nov. 16 1 vs. 2 3 vs. 5 Nov. 17 1 vs. 3 4 vs. 5 Nov. 22 1 vs. 3 2 vs. 4 Nov. 23 . 2vs.5 3vs.4 CITY STANDINGS Waite defeated Libbey and Woodward defeated Central. This puts Libbey and Woodward in a tie for second place. Team W L Pct. Waite 3 0 1.000 DeVilbiss 2 0 1.000 Woodward 2 1 .667 Libbey 2 1 .667 Scott 1 3 .250 Central 0 5 .OOO - Streaks Play At Akron Shank Cobley Silver Streak Bantamweight football team will travel to Akron to meet the down state team for the Ohio title. Jack Bauman, Edmond Rowe, and Lawrence Roberts are Wood- ward boys on the team. ball carriers. Frank Katafiasz opened the ceremonies by kicking the pig- skin to Hosfeld, the flashy Cen- tral halfback, who returned the ball to midfield. Central was forced to kick and the Bears start- ed their drive which carried them deep into the Irish territory as the quarter ended. The Bears continued their drive but lost the ball on downs when they lacked two inches for a score. Murphy kicked to Fried- man, who returned to the 22 and on successive drives brought the ball to the four yard line only to lose it when a Kokocinski to Boyd pass was incomplete. The third canto was opened by several sparkling plays after Murphy kicked the ball out of , bounds on his own 38. Boyd and DeShetler carried the oval deep into the Central territory and Friedman moved it close enough for Kokocinski to skirt end for the only touchdown of the game. A moment later Frank Katafiasz kicked the extra point. In the final quarter Central uncovered a passing a t t a c k which brought them into Wood- ward territory but were unable to supply the final punch and the Bears took the ball as the gun shot. Malaska and McFarland pro- vided the defensive thrills when they broke through the line several times to bring down ball carriers for losses. The ball club played its usual steady game and were rewarded with their second inter-city tilt of the season. Boys To Learn Basketball Homer Hanham and Art Smith, physical education in- structors, will teach the boys in their respective classes, the fundamentals of basketball. They will also be taught the arts of shooting, passing, and dribbling the ball. Kataiiasz To Get Cup Frank Katafiasz was voted the the most popular football player on the Woodward team. He will be presented a loving cup from the Granada theatre management which is sponsoring the contest. BEARS, COWBOYS MEET NEXT WEEK -it Woodward Travels To South End For Thanksgiving Deifiilne Coach Rollo Bevan's gridders will meet Chip Houser's Libbey Cowboys in the annual Thanks- giving encounter in the South Side stadium next week. The two teams are tied for second place in the city stand- ings and a victory for either team would give it undisputed posession of the runner up po- sition. A victory for either team might also assure a tie for the championship. Both squads have beaten Cen- tral by one touchdown, although Central scored on Libbey, and both have lost to Waite by iden- tical scores. Ted Kozlowski Wins Score Guessing Of Central Game Ted Kozlowski guessed the cor- rect score of the Central game to win last week's guessing contest. He will receive a ticket to the Libbey game. Woodward's last foe on their schedule is Libbey, who plays Woodward Thursday, Nov. 24. The Thanksgiving issue of the Tattler will be out Wednesday, Nov. 23, in which issue the Tat- tler guessing contest will be re- sumed. Intra-Mural League To Give Dance After Game Woodward intra-mural leagues will sponsor a dance after one to the basketball games in the near future. Proceeds will go to- wards equipment for the leagues. Irving Greenspoon is chair- man of the committee assisted by Kenneth Bauman, Leo Kubacki, and Joe Bowers. Football Film Scheduled The Spirit of Notre Dame, a picture on the life of the famous football coach, Knute Rockne, will be shown in the auditorium December 12 during third and fourth hour. The proceeds will be used to help pay for the repro- ducing machine purchased from the Strong Electric Company. Team Guests At Granada Members of the Woodward football squad will be guests of the manager of the Granada theater tonight in a showing of the moving picture That's My Boy, featuring Dorothy Jordan, Richard Cromwell, and Universi- ty of Southern California champi- on football team of 1931. Goal Post In Display A goal post decorated in Libbey and Woodward colors, a football, posters of the Thanksgiving game and dance and other arti- cles used for the social affairs dur- ing Thanksgiving season will be exhibited in Tattler Display this wee . THE WOODWARD TATTLER -- -. - .-.:l!lI!l f DRAMATIC SOCIETY TO PRESENT PLAYS Cast Is Chosen For Thanks 'Awfully g Two Others ' To Be Given Senior Dramatic Society is preparing three one-act plays, to be presented the evenings of December 15 and 16. Cast of Thanks Awfully, a rollicking comedy, includes: Rob- ert Eiseman, as Dick, a woman hater, Ann Ein, Marian, his long- lost sweetheart. Ruth Dorf enacts the role of Dick's sister. Char- acter parts are portrayed by Evelyn Abood, Lilian Greenberg, Virginia Hugo, Martha Haynes, Ruth Mundwiler, Roberta Du- Monte, Virginia Powell, and Ann Essak. The club intends also to pro- duce The Violin Maker of Cre- mona, a play of a more serious caliber. Four characters are included, whose roles have not yet been cast. Third play will be selected at a later date. This is the first project of the Senior Dramatic Society, organ- ized by Miss Dorothy Warner. Marvin Trattner is president of the club, Roberta DuMonte, vice president, Ann Ein, secre- tary, Miles Booth, treasurer, and Ruth Dorf, reporter. Girls To Play Four Hit-Pin Baseball Games Next Week Only four intra-mural hit-pin baseball games will be played next week in the girls' gym due to Thanksgiving. This is the sec- ond week of the round robin tour- nament. Following games will be played Monday, November 21, Latin vs Interclassg Freshman vs Juniors, Tuesday, November 22, Fresh- man I vs Freshman IV, Pericle- ans vs Wildfire. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight--Glee Club Musical Comedy College Days C8:15J Mon., Nov. 21---NBC-WJZ Ra- dio Dramatization of Shake- speare's Richard III 4 P. M. Tues., Nov. 22--Libbey Game Mass Meeting Third and Fourth hours. Weds., Nov. 23---Library Dance Turkey Trotte C8 P. MJ Weds., Nov. 23---Thanksgiving Edition of Tattler Out Student Nurses Busy Cut lingers, toothaches, blis- ters, boils, various skin diseases and minor accidents are taken care of by student nurses in room 176 under the direction of Miss Hazel Coy. Thursdays are considered the busy days while Mondays are the days of rest. There are thirty-four student nurses, two of which take charge every hour. Torch Light ,I Under The Tattler Mr. Gerber Tattler Torch throws out a myriad of bright colored rays as it is greeted by the jovial smile of Mr. H. Gerber, in room 247. Mr. Gerber's favorite hobby is working in his garden, wheres I've been told he turns out beau- tiful dahlias, gladiolas, and roses. He is fond of the works of Long- fellow, and spends much of his time reading Goethe fin German, of coursel. i'When I was younger I played the piano, violin, and pipe organ, modestly admits Mr. Gerber, but now, I'd rather eat cake and pie. When not occupied in the latter pastime Mr. Gerber likes to tune in on the Philharmonic Symphony, and holds the opera Aida, as one of his favorites. Mr. Gerber has been a member of F the Woodward faculty for 14 years, attended the Teachers' Seminary in Germany, Wodsworth college in Iowa, and takes occasional courses at the University of Toledo. Before the Tattler Torch dims, your reporter has a secret--Mr. Gerber likes to wear red ties on gloomy days to attract the student's attention--the light grows dim and we leave 247 to hunt for other teacher-friends. Actors Offer Recital Wilfred Walter and Catherine Lacey, noted English actors, will offer a Shakespearean recital Tuesday evening, November 22, at 8:15 in Scott high school's aud- litorium. Reserved seats are 81.00 and balcony seats for students are only 50c. ENGLISH CLASSES HONOR STEVENSON Miss D. Kellogg's Students Decorate With Posters Miss Dorothy Kellogg's room, 318, presents a gala spectacle this week, as her classes are celebrating the anniversary of Robert Louis Stevenson. A series of posters that depict the story of Treasure Island, painted with poster paint on the blackboard, were made by Sarah Chandler, Mildred Ernst, Betty Dalzell, Marietta May, and Dor- othy Ahrens. A contest will be held for the best composition describing each painting, the winning work to be written under each picture. Each student contributed to the display by various illus- trations of his own talent. Deadline Flashes William Reinbolt, a North End grocer and member of the execu- tive board of the Woodward Par- ent Teachers Association, will provide potatoes for all Thanks- giving baskets, if the Woodward clubs will buy the rest of the con- tributions fer the baskets. O Q l On November 23, color day, members of the Friendship club will sell blue and white balloons for the Libbey- Woodward game. I if R To show their loyalty to World War Veterans, the Woodward band turned out strong to march in the Armistice day parade. O I ' l Members of the Home Econ- omics club are planning to sew at their meetings. Miss B. Hazel- ton and Miss L. Adams, advisers of the club, besides teaching the girls new sewing stitches, will discuss plans for a party. Total cash on hand and in the bank of Woodward clubs is 51131.36 Class of 1932 has 3184.19 of the amount. Salesmanship club has 34713, Girls' Athletic, S-45.28. ' COUNTESS ADDRE ssas 'rowN HALL CEditor's note-This is a resume of the Town Hall lecture as reported by the Woodward representative. Ann Essak attended the talk by Countess Beth1en.J Countess Bethlen, wife of the Hungarian prime minister, ad- dressed the Town Hall series Sat- urday, November 10, on Europe in Peace and Europe in War. Countess Bethlen, a charming personality, described the hor- rors of war as illustrated in Hun- gary during the World War. She assisted in an emergency hospi- tal to help relieve the physical distress as well as her own men- tal distress. 1 . . . Communism is making great headway in Budapest, where all anti-commnuists are regarded as criminals. France refused to aid Count Bethlen in his attempt to block the spread of communism. A nation is like a tree in the ground whose branches produce leafs, which can de likened to the great men of a country. Countess Bethlen had to act as a doctor to her small children during the war because of the ab- absence of physicians, who were serving at the front. OLD MAN WINTER COMES INTO TOWN Pupils, Teachers, Even Mr. LaRue Helps Out Automobiles Old man winter has at last vis- ited that part of Mother Earth named Toledo. Plodding through a two-foot, white, flaky, blanket of drifts, last Wednesday, were seen brave hearted Woodward students and teachers. who de- terminedly attended their beloved classes. Of course, a few--a very few- students gazed out theirtwindows Wednesday morning and decid- ed to roll back under Mr. Blanket for the day. Miss Dorothy Kellogg's Hrst hour class consisted of two stud- ents, but why worry about a few absentees? Big-hearted Charles LaRue had a good work-out assisting all the teachers with their Rstuckl' cars. A Mrs. Leu arrived at about 9.30 p. m.. Keeping bankers' hours, Mrs. Leu? Old Faithful, Miss Wetterman, was in attendance before even the janitors, and ready for work, regardless of Mr. Weather's interference. A few ambitous loyal Wood- wardites spent the day shoveling snow---anything to skip classes. Classes started late, main top- ic of class discussion was snow , teachers were late, and a good time was had by all. Fultz Elected President Of Royal-Woodwardites Clarence Fultz was elected president of the Royal Wood- wardites, Woodward dance or- chestra, with Jerry Petrucha as vice-president. Audrey Pfeiffer was chosen treasurer. Royal Woodwardites plan to play at the Woodward-Libbey mass meeting. L. C.Clark is director of the orchestra. Twenty-Eight Initiated Into Periclean Society Periclean Literary society ini- tiation was' held Wednesday, November 15, after school. A potluck supper followed the initi- ation for twenty-eight students who accepted their bids. Initiation committee was head- ed by Ann Ein and Lilian Green- berg with Lois Hotz and Ruth Boehler in charge of the supper. Alice Kreft acted as head of the membership committee. Miss Louise Tippett is adviser, and Dorothy Redman, president of the club. State Tests Postponed Because of the numerous inter- ruptions, seniors will take Ohio State Psychological tests after Thanksgiving vacation instead of thi? week, as previously sched- u e . ,MW i ss? 3, xRF,xT-ENPFGMW ,RIM W K. M ,w,M,,Mk,w,,,W,m-,x,.. ,, . .. . OODW RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Vol, V Toledo, Ohio, November 25, 1932 No. 11 WOODWARD CLUBS TO GIVE BASKETS Twelve Organizations Will Help Families In District In order to spread the Thanks- giving cheer, the clubs of Wood- ward are contributing baskets of food to destitute families in the Woodward district. These bas- kets will include enough to make a delicious Thanksgiving dinner and at least two large meals to follow. These families, many with children attending Woodward had applied to the oilice for help. In answer to their appeal the following clubs have answered: the Pica, Auto Mechanics, Senior Hi-Y, Home Nursing classes, Aeronautics Society, Salesman- ship, Friendship, Art Klan, Girls' Athletic League, Le Cercle Francais, International, and Home Economics. University Student Takes Honors In College Days Norman Staiger, a Toledo university student, walked oif with the honors at the operetta College Days, presented last Friday night by the Woodward glee club and orchestra. Mr. Staiger has an excellent voice and equally fine dramatic ability. Cecelia Rakowski, who led the rest of the cast shared in the secondary honors. Robert Eise- man, Evelyn Hamilton, Robert Bader, and Edna Wenz ably supported the leads. Clarence Ball directed the production. , .--l.-..--...-.1- Woodward Library Exhibit Commemorates Book Week An attractive display commem- orating National Book Week has been arranged in the Wood- ward library by Miss S.Sawtelle and her assistants. Streamers connect wall posters to groups of books dealing with the period which the pictures represent. Books on Indian and colonial days, pioneer days and the winning of the west. Revo- lutionary days, Civil War days, and modern times are all includ- ed in the display. Students In Sewing Make Clothes, Quilts For Needy Clothing and quilts are being made by the classes of Miss Adams and Miss Angela Abair for the needy children in this city. Material for these quilts is to be obtained from the Wo- men's Oversea League. The cloth' ing is made from old dresses which the girls have outgrown. Giiiiing , For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped, For the labor well done, and the barns that are , heaped, Q 'Qllganles tn L.. fl Q ,ri For the sun and the dew and the honey comb, For the rose and the song of the harvest brought home-- Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! J blest, For the season of plenty and well deserved rest, For the homes that with the purest affection are - ,fr R... fn 'wo , For our country extending from sea to sea, The land that is known as the Land of the Free. p Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! 0 Q 0 fhfilgimiilewitllit' THIRTEEN STUDENTS RECEIVE 'LAN CARDS Juniors Lead Other Classes In List Of Perfect Grade Cards -.Q--.-1 Juniors hold the honor of lead- 4ing the other classes with six all A cards for the first ten weeks. Stephania Goryszewski andCora- belle Kehrer head the list with five A's. Jane Mack, Ruth Ramlow, Risley Berry, and Don- ald Dietsch received four A's. Anna Wegener missed an all A card by having four A's and one B. Elizabeth Amos and Vivian Wells each have three A's and one B. Seniors and freshman follow each having three all A records. Meyer Schall heads the fourth year class with five A's. Leona Jacobs is next, receiving four A's, with Marion Jawor- ski following with three A's. William Rosenberg has three A's and one B.'f First year students included in the all A group are Vir- ginia Duncan, Charlotte Essick, +and Alice Farris. One B kept these twelve freshmen from attaining the all A mark: Bertha Payak, Julia Bennet, Sara Chandler, Marian Chmiel, Dor- othy Kaszubiak, Phyllis Dull, Bertha Jakscy, Thaddeus Dem- ski, Sam Levin, Frederick Holt- greter, Sanford Schwartz, and Eugene Zythus. Molly Meerkreb is the only sophomore receiving all A's. Sam Schall has four A's and one B. Thelma Kehrer and Boen Pearls each have three A's and one . X!! INTERNATIONAL CLUB TO REPEAT PROGRAM Students To Re-enact Play Given At Woodward Armistice Day Throughout the month of No- vember, Vesper Services are be- ing held at 4:00 o'clock each Sun- day afternoon, at which time in- ternational questions. are dis- cussed. Miss Louise C. Gates of the Y has invited members of the Inter- national club of Woodward to be guests at the meeting and to re-enact the play presented re- cently on the Armistice Day program. The play, Youth and Its Worldf will be supported by the same cast with a few additions. Carl Joseph will give a resume of the play and Frieda Hullen- kremer will introduce the players. Miss Adrienne Curtis is advi- ser of the club and was assisted in directing the play by Nellie Flaum. Process Method In Making Posters To Be Displayed The process method of making show cards and reproductions will be shown in the Tattler dis- play case this week. Robert Fisher and LeRoy Deloin will assist in ' preparing the material gathered by Mr. O. M . Thompson's mechanical draw- ing classes. This method has been used in making the posters which have advertised the football games this year. LIBRARY TO HOLD TURKEY TROTTE Girls' Gym To Be Decorated In Colors Of Libbey And Woodward Autumnal decorations and pre- vailing colors of Libbey and Woodward will decorate the girls, gym for the Turkey Trotte, Wednesday evening, November 23. Wayne Challen and his Pok-a-Dots will play for the dancing from 8:15 to 11:30. Entertainment will be provided by Beatrice Gardner Studio of Dance, during intermission. Ad- mission is 35 cents couple and 25 cents single. Miss S. Sawtelle is adviser of the Library association, which is sponsoring this affair. Marge Devlin is general chairman with Phyllis Netz in charge of pub- licity, Florence Wojciechowski, music: Jean Mathie, program, Ruth Devlin, entertainment: and Lucille Anton, decorations. Mr. and Mrs. Chip Houser, Mr. Williams, Mrs. Della Williams Paine, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. Bevan, and the football teams of both schools will be guests of honor. Members of Woodward faculty will act as chaperons. Nephew Of Author Win Be Next Speaker At Town Hall In- observance of the centena of the birth of the charming cgi ator of Alice in Wonderland, Professor B. J. Collingwood, of the University of London, a neph- SVS' H1151 D1'0'C9ge of Lewis Carroll will discuss Lewis Carroll: The Author and the Man, Saturday morning, November 26, at the Granada theater. ' Professor Collingwood had been closely associated with his uncle during his boyhood and early. career and presents an illummating lecture depicting him in real life and literature. Woodward's representative this Week is Dorothy Redman. Woodward Tackle Given I Granada Theatre Trophy Frank Katafiasz, Woodward tackle, was presented a trophy at the Granada Theatre Friday as a result of being chosen the most popular player on the Bears' team. i'Dixie Davis, Scott tackle, was also presented with the award the same night. Do Pirate Clog Miss Elise Gotschall, of De- Vilbiss, Miss Stella Cornwell, and Miss Catherine McClure did a pirate cl og at the Toledo Teachers' b ri d g e party last Thursday evening at Scott High School. M -- ,. A. , ...... .- . ,. r,..g.-'.-Lau ,,.- tx.. a...gu.1se. THE woonyvaan TATTLER N. THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 53.03 single issue. J NL S X Q EEE TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ......... ........ Q 237233 'gavgarskl Feature Editor ........ ............ D orothy Shore Humor Editor ...... ........... ..... R u th Dorf Copy Reader .......,..... .....,..... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ..... ........... lt Iarie Swaya Display Editor ......... . ............,. Ethel Dull Club Editor ................... ................... An na Wegener Make-up ...................,..............,..... Chester Matuszak Pressman ...... . ................ ..... ........ . ....... R 1 chard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Cliftong Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. gl Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TA'I'l'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stu d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. SENIOR DAY TOMORROW THE GAME tomorrow with Libbey is almost as important to senior students as the play, banquet, or prom. It will be the climax to four years- of following Woodward elevens just as graduation is the climax of four years of scholastic en- deavor. After three seasons of gridiron ups and downs, you are fortunate in having in your last year the best team in Wood- Ward's history. Tomorrow will be your last chance to claim this team as your own. A day later you are an alumnus, as far as football is concerned. Besides the fact that this game is the annual Thanksgiving day battle, duty should urge you to be present in the stands tomorrow. And may we seniors ask you members of the team to do your best tomorrow for us? OUR VOTE OF THANKS FOLLOWING the proverb, A friend in need is a friend indeed, we give our vote of thanks to the Woodward print shop and its instructor, Mr. Montgomery. When our schedule called for three Tat- tlers in four days--two last Friday and one today--the printers gave us their utmost support. We were a bit dubious at first as to whether we could do itg when we saw the help we were getting, our doubts were dispersed. Co-operation is essential in getting any- thing done. The Tattler needs it especially and can always depend on the print shop for it. 8 t g To many of us Thanksgiving is a victory? over Libbey, a two day vacation, and a sticimach full of turkey. Don't forget its true v ue. OFF 'N N BRICKBATS AND BOUQUETS A bouquet to Cecelia Rakowski for her part Qin the operetta last Friday night-A brickbat to the freshmen boys who insisted on throwing snowballs in the halls after the heavy snow fall--A bouquet to the woman who conducts the candy stand in the cafeteria for her honesty--A brickbat to the girls who refuse to help our atlilaeteis keep training. Dear Pola, Who's the unknown soph that's been pur- suin' Chester Matuszak? Inquisitive. Dear Inquisitive, That's just the trouble. I-Ie, she, it is un- known. But I think Virginia Saul equals X. S Pola Baer. if 8 S Woodward is becoming a convention of students returning from appendix operations. Norma Flaum, senior, says the worst part of the whole affair was eating noodle soup while lying on her back. Noodles on my neck, noodles on the cover, noodles in the dish. Noodles, noodles, everywhere, but not a noo- dle in my stomach. Alvina Piesiewicz's recovery was retarded by the good looking interne. She just hated to leave the hospital, and we know he hated to have her go. . wk PF if Vv'HO'S WHO .In its first appearance this year Who's Who chooses as a subject a popular senior boy who is closely associated with a certain blond sophomore. His popularity is due to two adorable dimples. He is a soda jerker and drug store cowboy de luxe. This student recently moved to the south side Knot that he belongs therej and travels back and forth in a dilapidated old Ford. He is an active member of the Hi-Y and participated in a recent Woodward election. His name will be in this column next week. Watch for it. S as if Dear Miss Baer, Why does Virginia Mann like only girls? Can't she give me a break? Jealous. Dear J ell, It's natural for her to like girls. She's a Mann, isn't she? . Pola Baer. JF IF ik WOODWARD MUSICAL DIRECTORY Bob Eiseman-- Goofus. Mr. Lowry-- Say It Isn't So. Rita McCarthy-- You're Telling Me. Frank Siadak-- Please Miss Cornwell and Miss McClure-- Bend Down Sister. Leo Morawski- Let's Put Out The Lights And Go To Sleep. Alice Gregorek and Eugene Kelsey-- Sweet hearts Forever. 98 Ill SI' The weather proved too cold for our ushers so they warmed themselves in the cafeteria. Several good looking sports writers were also there. 3 HF il VVhat is this strange phenomenon outside my window pane? When I looked out this morning it seemed to daze my brain. What can I do about it, that's what I'd like to know. , I'll tell you then, you dumbell, I'll simply FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Customer: I chose a suit for ninety dollars, and you have charged me 3390.20 on the bill. Tailor: Yes, I have added the postage for the threatening letter which I shall have to send. -- Guard and Tackle, Stockton, Californaiak it Dinerfwho has ordered teal: What do you call this stuff anyway? Waiter: What does it taste like? Diner: Paraffin. Waiter: Then it must be tea--the coffee tastes like gasoline.--The Craftsman, Mil- waukee, Wisconsin. 1 It Home Room Teacher: The attendance has been terrible this weekg I can't understand it. Boy in back seat: Oh, so many stay home to plan something to do on our half holi- day.--The York-Hi Weekly, York, Penn- sylvania. ak S as ' A woodpecker sat on a sophomore's head And settled down to drill He bore away for half a day And finally broke his bill.--East High Spotlight, Denver,tCoklorado. To go about your work with pleasure, to greet others with a word of encouragement, to be happy in the present and conident in the future--this is to have spent auseful day.---The Bryant Times, Minneapolis, Minnesota. I STUDENT OPINION' An Open Challenge To The Clubs Of Woodward To the editor of Woodward Tattler: Being a student of Woodward High School and a senior I wish to say a few things. The student body of Woodward High School have formed what they term clubs for better or for worse. I wish to place a few clubs on the pan--if I may. Last week we had what was known as Book Week, a week celebrated through- out the United States. Did you hear any- thing about it at our school? I did not. Isn't it queer that in a school such as ours and containing such clubs as the Periclean Society, Quill and Dagger Society, and the Zetalethean Society that Y nothing was done about this week? Noth- ing, not even an anouncement placed in the bulletin stating the meaning of this week and their endorsement. Don't you think that such clubs owe something to this school? They, instead, spend time on paying affairs such as dances and silly initiations. They draw money out ofthe pupils' pockets, pay expenses, turn the profits into their cof- fers, and at the end of the year if they are generous present the school with a pic- ture. I chose the clubs named above, as their purposes are very similiar since all are con- cerned with literary affairs. It's about time the club situation at Woodward was im- proved. Clubs, as I understand them, should be for the benefit ofthe members and stu- dent body. I challenge every club in this school. Stop wasting time--time is precious--do some- thing--something to benefit the school, the student body, the members, and in turn you will benefit your club. Make your let it snow. lclub prove its purpose!--Nellie Flaum. THE WOODWARD TATTLER ORTH D OUTH IDERS MEET I SE S0 'S FI LE -M . sw: rms Coach Bevan and his Polar Bears were not stopped by the heavy snowfall last week. The team went thru its regular work- outs despite the unfavorable con- ditions. And there is the time Jim Nazium reported for skull prac- tice with a headlgear. Jim also happens to be the author .of an article entitled, Times are getting so tough that even the Niagara Falls are only running three days.a week. Torn Edwards, former Wood- ward cage star, is making a bid for a position on the Ohio Uni- versity quintet. . . The Bears will play against their former team mate, Matthew Jeter. Say hello for me boys. Game Tomorrow Is End Of Tattler Guessing Contest Guessing guessers will end their guessing on football scores when Woodward meets Libbey tomorrow in their annual Thanksgiving day clash. The two teams are quite .evenly matched, each team having lost to Waite by three touchdowns. Winner of this contest will re- ceive a ticket to the next Wood- ward basketball game to be played on our iioor. Libbey ................,..... ssl -. - Home . 5225 3. L il Art Smith Art Smith, assistant football coach, has been a grid mentor at Woodward for the last five years. -During his first year Art coached a city champion- ship lightweight team. For four years, this Ypsilanti graduate, has assisted Coach Bevan in building football teams at Woodward. Much credit is also due Mr. Smith for the splen- did showing of the team this year. 51 WOODWARD TO MEET HEAVY LIBBEY HIGH SCHOOL GRIDDERS Teams To Meet In Tenth,Annual Thanksgiving Day Encounter, Cowboys Have Edge - In Long Series SQUADS IN GOOD CONDITIONg RECORDS AT STAKE OURTEEN of the 1932 Woodward Polar Bears will F play their last game under the Woodward banner when they meet the Libbey High Cowboys in the tenth annual Turkey Day encounter between the two schools, tomorrow morning 'in the South Siders' stadium. Both squads have tasted defeat only once in the inter-city race, that coming at the hands of Waite by identical scores. fLibbey lost to Waite when they met Nov. 12.1 The Bevan coached boys will be ready for the opening whistle as they have been working and looking forward towards the yearly tilt. Kokocin- ' ski and Friedman ' ' will bear watching as they have proven their ability to pass and carry the ball as well as punt. Fulghum Is Star Chip Houser's Lib- bey High squad has gone through stiff 2 workouts this week and is reported to be in the pink of con- dition. Bill lhilghum . , is their outstanding . . . offensive bid as he is a triple threat man .-.. . ,HY .EWS ff,-' . 14 ,.' ' nf, ' is Eddie Kokocinski as well as a brainy quarter back. Matthew Jeter is another out- standing man when he is pulled out of the line on plunges. With only a few hours before the combat both coaches have announced these probable lineups. Toots Friedman Libbey Position Woodward Baertschi left end Zarembski Keller left tackle Katafiasz Jeter left guard McFarland Graalman center Malaska Baxter right guard Kelley Taylor right tackle Szelagowski Palm right end Kraft Fulghum quarter Kokocinski Semark left half Friedman Ross right half Boyd Schlaif full back DeShetler Comparative Scores About Equal t ' Libbey defeated Scott 13-6 and Central 7-0. The Bears have bowled over Scott 14-0 and Central 7-0. The Cowboys are smarting from their recent defeat and are anxious to Ngo to town, while the Bears are eager to keep up their wonderful record. TO THE TEAM THE END of the trail. The last lap. Call it whatever you like, but when the Hnal gunshot is heard tomorrow it will climax the lzligh school grid career of fourteen of the members of your s ua . q What you do tomorrow is the thing that counts. The eyes and ears of all Toledo will be on the results of the tilt. You have made records that will be hard to equal in years to come, but it is what you do against Libbey that will remain in the in the memory of your followers. A Woodward team has been able to finish their season with a victory but once. Will you end your successful season with a triumph? Be at Libbey Tomorrow GRID ASSOCIATION MAKES NEW RULES Spring Practice, Playoifs Are Abolished By Ohio Board There shall be no football practice from the first of De- cember to the first of September. The above statement was in the Bulletin of the Ohio High School Football Association, which contains rules and regula- tions for next year's sports sea- son. This rule eliminates the very essential spring practice which practically prepares the player for the coming season, as two weeks of drill before an opening game is insufficient. This rule will also prevent the developing of a green team. Another new rule which will practically prevent playoffs for a city championship in case of a tie, is the rule that reads as fol- lowsg There shall be no post-sea- son games unless they are played theiiirst Saturday after Thanks- giving. LIBBEY HOLDS EDGE IN PREVIOUS SCORES With athletic relations be- tween Libbey and Woodward beginning in 1923 the teams will play their tenth annual game to- morrow. The Cowboys have won seven times while the Bears have have been victors once. One tilt resulted in a scorless tie. Follow- ing are the previous scores. Year Woogward Libbey 9 1923 1924 6 7 1925 6 . 27 1926 6 5 1927 0 ' 0 1928 6 57 1929 I 0 32 1930 0 25 1931 7 13 1932 ? ? Girls' Scores, Schedule In the Inter-Club and Inter- Class the following teams have won all their games in the irst week of the round robin tourna- ment, Zets, Freshman lI,French, Friendship, Juniors, Pericleans, and Sophomores. The following games will be played next week. Monday, Nov. 29--Freshman I vs Freshman IV, Pericleans vs Wildfire.- Tuesday, Nov.,29--Freshman II vs Freshman III, Boosters vs Friendship. Wednesday, Nov. 30-Zets. vs French, Fresh. V vs Seniors. Thursday, Dec. 1-Latin vs Wildfireg Sophs. vs Juniors. Friday, Dec. 2--Freshman I vs Fresh.Vg Periclean vs Inter.C. .--wg .wings 1:-.-. ,- . ,L - - - ,--------HIFI! -- HEADS COMMITTEE FOR DANCE TONIGHT Marjorie Devlin Marjorie Devlin is head of the committee in charge of arrange- ments for the 'iTurkey Trottef' Cast For Play Of Little Theatre Guild Is Chosen Cast for the Little Theatre Guild play, Christmas Chimes, of which Stella Taylor is direc- tor, is: Margaret Zimmerman, Penelope Kellaris, Louis Barrie, and Ralph Worshtil. Chairmen of the committees are: costumes, Marjorie Herz- bergg makeup, Sharon Leibovitzg scenery, Ben Schallg lights, Stephen Modeski. Apparatus For Address System To Be Purchased Final apparatus necessary for the Woodward public address system will be purchased. after the debt incurred .by buying the new talking picture machine has been cleared. Profits from the movies will be the chief source of cash necessary to make such a purchase. The equipment will be bought from the Strong Electric Company. Officers Installed Installation of oflicers of the sophomore class was held in the auditorium Monday, conference hour. Billy Ray, the newly elected president, presented the officers to the members of the class. Entertainment was furnished by Pauline Harter and Reba Boyd. Teacher Is Candidate Clyde Van Tassel was nomi- nated at a teachers' meeting held Wednesday, November 16, after school as the candidate for election to represent the Toledo Teachers Association at the Ohio State Teachers Association, which will meet during Christ- mas vacation at Columbus. Six teachers from Toledo will be selected to attend. . WOODSHOP BUSY . ' AROUND SCHOOL THE WOODWARD TATTLER Student Carpenters Are Re- finishing Study Room Desks Woodshop classes under the direction of S. B. Crouse have been actively engaged in refin- ishing the study hall desks, in making a loudspeaker cabinet, and in building a new station- ers' desk. The tops of the study room desks are removed and taken to the woodworking department, where they are scraped, and resurfaced with a substance that is called petroseal. So far thirty desks have been finished in the freshman study hall, 124. The other rooms will be taken care of later. Since there are one hundred and nineteen seats in both 124 and 216, and eighty in 309, a total of three hundred and eighteen, there are yet two hun- dred and eighty-eight desks to be fixed. The cabinet being made is for the loudspeaker used in the new talking movie system. Mr. Crouse expects to have it fin-A ished this week. Work on the stationers' desk has just been started, and the product will not be finished until the 'first of the year, when it will be placed in the upper hall near the cafeteria. Last Year's Senior Class Larger By Five Students Last year's number of seniors reported by the oflice outnum- bered this year's by the small margin of five. In the class of '32 there were 284 seniors when school began and five were dropped by the end of the school year. Three of the 279 seniors en- rolled this year have already dis- continued their studies. Under The Tattler Torch Light I I V 'Miss Woodrich The animated personality of the sophomore English teacher, Miss Rosella Woodrich, has drawn her into the illuminating rays of the Tattler Torch. Her extensive education was completed after attending the Ohio University, the University of Wisconsin, and the Columbia University. Before her advent to Wood- ward she taught history at Sher- man Jr. High. Nature and out-of-door life furnishes complete relaxation and enjoyment from her teaching duties. Last summer she 'took a touring trip of Ontario, Canada, and camped at Timogemi where one of the unusual events she experienced was hearing the wolves howl and bay at the moon in the dark of the night. Her pleasure is derived from music and books with a his- torical background. Of the mod- ern writers Priestley and Willa Cather are her favorites. The domestic arts which occupy much of her spare time are cooking and sewing. Energetic, hard-working, and whimiscal she makes high school life very attractive to English students. Bill Reeves contemplates re- placing Gary Cooper, now that contract breaking was made clear to him in his economics class. BAIRNSFATHER, VARNEY SPEAK QEditor's note-This isa resume ofthe Town Hall series and the Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by the Woodward representatives. Leona Jacobs attended the Town Hall and 'Nellie Flaum and Ann Ein attended the Saturday Night Open Forum.J Bruce Bairnsfather, noted car- toonist and humorist, addressed the members of the Town Hall series in an informal, amusing chat last Saturday. Mr. Bairnsfather, the ,man who made the world laugh in its darkest hour, flashed on the screen numerous cartoons made while he traveled among the allied armies. His creation OLD BILL was shown in many amus- ing situations. His play, The Better 'Ole, which was developed around a single interesting incident in the war, had a two year run in Lon- don and an 18 months stay on Broadway. It was also made into a moving picture. , Harold Lord Varney, director of the Italian Historical society and an authority on contempo- rary Italy, spoke to the audience of the Saturday Night Open Fo- rum on What Mussolini is doing in Italy. If Mussolini were removed from the dictatorship of Italy, it would not mean the end of the Fascist regime. Fascism is so completely interwoven in the lives of the people that it is now irremovable. All the Italian people are or- ganized in corporations. They choose representatives for the Italian parliament with which Mussolini rules the nation. Their government assures everyone enough to eat and a place to sleep. TATTLER GOSSIPER PLAYS TABLE GAME Gobbler Is Backfield Threat But Doesn't Last 9 Very Long Hmm, tonight there's to be the Turkey Trotte, musingly mediates the Tattler Gossip-seek- er. f'In my day we wouldn't wait until the.eve before Thanksgiv- mg to give the turkey a final workout. Thanksgiving dinner was when we had all the fun. The old Gobbler would trot out onto the Held and we, the opposing team, would all pile in. Goose, cran, and elder berries were the other triple threat back- field men, but they were just side treats when the old' grand- stander himself struttecl about. 'Teas and potatoes of the vege- table family were guards. But it didn't take us long to get around them. Their center kind of fooled us for a while the way he kept near Turk, but he turned out to be dressing so we had him van- quished by the half. Wal, the coach remonstrated, telling us to go slow and not injure the whole team at once so we saved some of our reserve space for the onslaught of the ends and tackles. . The ends were vegetable and pineapple cream cheese salad. Their smart tempting just an- gled them a permanent berth. The Gobbler would try to score every time we would glance at him but he didn't know our consummation capac- ities. The toughest part of the game came in the last few minutes of play from the tackles, Pumpkin Pie and Ice Cream, but we fooled 'em. By the time the game ended the score was nothing to nothing. Nothing on the table and nothing on the scoreboard. Trophy Donated To Most Valuable Football Player Savoy Theatre management has donated to Woodward a foot- ball trophy to have inscribed up- on it the name of the most valu- able football player during the 1932 season. The squad will vote upon the player after the tilt tomorrow. Oflicers Are Installed Officers and committees ofthe junior class were installed at their first regular class meeting November 17. Mr. Dunsmore, superviser, presided. Woodward has a perfectly run piolgtical machine--the Senior 1- . The Famous Five of Woodward, who pull apart, and put together everybody in Woodward, are Cur- tis, Doering, Kellogg, McClure, and Cornwall. ' WOUQXX.. .RQ TLER 4 1- ,rf-as-P -,.5--i-ave-,-1---Q--Hayes -xg,-Q, Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, December 2, 1932 No. 12 SENIOR CLASS GIVES ANNUAL HICK PARTY Students Must Be Dressed In Farmers' Apparel Or Costume Senior class annual Hick Party will be an event of Friday, De- cember 2. Everyone attending must wear farmers' apparel or a costume of some sort. Prizes are to be awarded for the most typical costumes, and most comical outfits. Square dances, circle dances, and outside entertainment will make the evening enjoyable. Ruth Kaiser heads the com- mittee in charge, with Elise Vidlund, Leon Zotkow, Frank Gable, Florence Wojciechowski, Donald Schaeffer, and Lilian Greenberg assisting. Royal Woodwardites will fur- nish music for dancing, and the admission is ten cents. GERMAN CLUB WILL GIVE HOLIDAY PLAY German club will present the Christmas play Weihnacht- straum on Tuesday evening, December 20, at eight ifteen in the Woodward auditorium. Members of the cast are, Lenchen Hahn, Anna Wegenerg Nussknacker, Ralph Worshtilg Hampelman, Noel Keiferg Trau- mengel, Ann Frank, Sandman, John Russel, and Santa Claus, Max Degendorfer. Directors are Virginia Schus- ter assisted by Mary Jane Vel- ler. Miss Anne Wetterman is the club's adviser. Another attraction which will conclude the program will be :announced in next week's Tat- t er. Eleven Selected To Play In Art Museum Concert Eleven Woodward students have been selected to play in an orchestra directed by Miss Bessie Werum, which is composed of graduates and members of all Toledo high school orchestras. This selected group will pre- sent a concert in the new music hall of the Art Museum in December. Itwill be used as a test for the acoustics prior to the formal opening of the hall by the -Philadelphia Symphony orchestra. Robert Mitchell Chosen Head Of Student Council Robert Mitchell was elected president of the student council with Carl Joseph, vice-president, Ellen Jane Scaiisbrick, secretary, and Edmund Brooks, treasurer. First business to be taken up by the council will be the revision and adoption ofthe constitution. FACULTY, P. T. A. HONCER GRID TEAM Annual Football Dinner Will Be Held In Woodward Cafeteria Q11- Woodward football team, man- agers, and coaches will be feted at a community turkey dinner with all the trimmings in the Woodward cafeteria December twelfth. This is an annual affair spon- sored by the faculty and Parent Teachers Association and is open to everyone interested. Principal C. C. LaRue will pre- side as master of ceremonies with Charles Meek, Art Smith, and Roland Bevan as speakers. Joe Friedman, Woodrow DeShetler, and Frank Katafiasz, acting cap- tains, will also give short talks. Following the banquet and speakers, The Spirit of Notre Dame will be shown in the au- ditorium. Tickets for the afair may be purchased in the office for one dollar. Basketball Mass Meeting To Be Given Here Monday Mass meeting to be held Mon- day third and fourth hours in the auditorium is for the purpose of creating an atmosphere for the opening game of the basketball season. Margaret Higgins and Harriet Maier will give an eccentric clog, while Mary Ellen DuMonte, Ann J eanetie Glowacki, Minnie Sol- omon, Dorothy Katz, Dorothy Heffner, and Mary Pilond will dance together. Post Graduate Students Give First Annual Dance Post graduate students are sponsoring a matinee dance from 2:45 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. to- day. Committee in charge is head- ed by Catherine Smith, Bertha Bustow, Ralph Bradley, and William Werner, assisting. Admission price is ten cents. WOOD WARD ALUMNI ASSOCIATION MEETS Graduate Groups Holds First Meeting Of Year Here Monday First meeting of the year of the Woodward Alumni Associ- ation will be held Monday eve- ning December 5, in Room 141, R. F. Lowry?s room. Addresses by Mr. Dunsrnore and Mr. Lowry are to be given, and Miss Dorothy Kellogg's students will present a few three minute plays. All seniors and former Wood- ward students are invited to at- tend. Guests and members may play bridge after the meeting. Chairman of the committee in charge is Arthur E. Backus, with Miss Mildred Kloene and J. Harold Beat assisting. Miss Thelma Luttenberger is presi- dent of the club. The association plans to hold similar meetings every other month. Warehouse Commissioner Thanks Tattler, Print Shop Letters were received from H. E: Nelson, Commissioner of Warehouse and Supplies by the Tattler oflice, print-shop and the cooking classes. Mr. Nelson con- gratulated the print-shop upon the ine paper which they pre- pared. The cooking classes re- ceived praise for the way they experimented and ' prepared the recipes for the Food Supplement of the Tattler. The Tattler was congratulated on its ine editions and the composition which was used in making up the food sup- plement. Department Heads Meet Department heads of Toledo high schools met at DeVilbiss high last Wednesday afternoon in the music room. R. F. Lowry, E. L. Clark, Vernon Alberstett, Miss Edna McLaughlin, andE. R. Rike attended from Woodward. NEPHEW OF CARROLL IS SPEAKER QEditor's note-This is a resume of the lecture in the Town Hall series as re- ported by the Woodward representative Dorothy Redman.J Professor B. J. Collingwood, nephew and protegee of Lewis Carroll, addressed members of the Town Hall series on Lewis Carroll: The Author and the Man last Saturday morning at the Granada theatre. Alice in Wonderland, the best known work oi Carroll, was published with his own money and is now a favorite story for children. He was by profession a mathametician, but spent many hours telling stories to young- sters, one of whom, ,Alice Little, his book was dedicated. The animals in Alice in Wonderland are depicted as human characters without hu- man limitations. Carroll was very fond of pho- tography and has left us a rich heritage of pictorial information of Victorian life and times. Many of these slides were iiashed on the screen. 1 CLUB TO SPONSOR FOOTBALL REVUE Peiuper Organization Gives First Annual Dance Wednesday Peiuper club presents its Hrst annual dance, Football Revue, December 7 in the girls' gym. Captains,'coaches, principals of all city high schools, and Wood- ward football team will be guests of honor. Students of all high schools are invited to attend. Dance floor will be a reproduc- tion of a football gridiron with a goal post at each end of the gym. Frank Lightfoot's Black and Tan orchestra will furnish music for dancing. Admission is twenty-five cents single and thirty-five centscouple. I Jerald Blatt is in charge of general arrangements. William Fingerhut is advertising chair- man, Irvin Greenspoon, decora- tionsg Sam Rifkin, tickets. MEMBERS. OF HI-Y ' GO TO CONFERENCE Senior Hi-Y will be well repre- sented at the Older Boys Confer- ence sponsored by the Ohio Y. M. C. A. at Columbus this week end. Robert Mitchell, president of the Woodward organization, will be accompanied by E d mu n d Brooks, Fred Slawski, Donald Schaefer, and Robert Ridenour, who will leave Toledo Friday morning so that they will be able to attend the first convocatoin the same evening. Purpose of the conference is to make those attending better Hi- Y men now and better citizens in the social and business world ater. City Grid Elevens Invited To Annual Page Banquet Football teams, coaches, and board of controlof all city high schools are invited to attend a dinner given by Henry Page, at the Chamber of Commerce. James E. Crowley, former Notre Dame student, and mem- ber of the late Knute Rockne's Four -Horsemen, will address the group. Mr. Crowley is now coach at Michigan Agricultural College. Woodward's board of control consists of Philo C. Dunsmore, S. B. Crouse, E. R. Rike, and Charles C. LaRue. ' New Chairs Purchased For studious, mediocre, and non-studious students to- repose in while studying, the Board of Education has allotted Wood- ward fifty new chairs,which will be placed in room 305, room 118, and in storage for futureluse. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOUDWARD TATTLER I PRINCIPAL PUINTS FLASHES From FRIENDS Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. ,f S-UE .f Q95 Jr! , X 's'::::iii?ifsr ' , A05-YYAQQXQX TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ...............,............ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ---- --------- f 211223 '?Qf,ffSk1 Feature Editor ........ ..... I ...... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ...... ................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader ......... .....,..... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ..... ........... lv Iarie Swaya Display Editor ......... ............,....... E thel Dull .Club Editor .......... ................ A nna Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ..................................,........, Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers 'i 'ii' i Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. DUE CREDIT GIVEN M. MEEK should come in for his o share of credit in making the past gridiron season a success. Mr. Meek handled the sale of tickets ef- ficiently in his first year at the position. There was neither fuss nor mix-ups. He conducted a quiet and, judging from the turnouts at each of the games, successful campaign. True we had a winning team, but this wasn't known at the beginning of the year when season passes were up for sale. Besides this, he met with his math classes regularly. While congratulations are still in order for the football team, Mr. Meek not be forgotten. if 'll F Bob Markee's direction of the band's activities on the field this year ought to merit a bouquet. Disregarding any other fal- lacies, Bob was the outstanding drum major of the city high schools and his strutting did no little in raising Woodward's stand- ard in the eyes of impartial spectators. CAN YOU HELP? HIS is a plea for help for those Wood- ward students who are threatened with the necessity of .leaving school because of the lack of decent clothes to wear. Students who have shoes, coats, etc., at home that they have outgrown, not out- worn, are asked to bring these so that they can be distributed. You can do your bit to keep another in school. The thought that you are helping a fellow schoolmate should repay you suf- ficiently. , By Mr. LaRue X A recent article in the New Out- entists of which E1nste1n 1S one has calculated the potential energy of men of ancient times as com- pared to that of modern man. These scientists find that the man of to- day with his labor saving machinery is nine million times more powerful in terms of production than our ancestors who lived at the time of Julius Caesar. Still more astound- ing is the statement that of this tremendous increase in energy more than two thirds of it or about seven million units have been added to man's estate in the last one hundred and fifty years. Stated in simple terms it means that a man of today with the aid of modern machinery is able to produce as much as nine million men in the days of the Ancient Romans. The sad part of the story is that with all this power, with all the possibilities for a greater development and a richer life, man finds himself today faced with misery and starvation. We have developed in a lopsided manner. Our scientific inventions and discoveries have far overshadowed our economic struc- ture. This defect will in time be overcome, but it will take patience and a greater intelli- gence than we at present possess to over- come it. This great economic problem is a challenge to all of us, but to you boys and girls who are now students it is doubly so. Your whole future depends upon its safe and satisfactory solution. It would be time well spent to put in some leisure hours getting better acquainted with the fundamentals of economics. There is a wealth of material in our school and public libraries. ,fi look tells us that a group of sci- , ,sg ,... , . . . . . ' Xxx ' ' X EQ xx f OFF 'N N I-Iysterical Notes Napoleon and Josephine Napoleon frushing into roomj: Ah, Jose- phine, we've Bonaparte for nearly three weeks. Can't you see how I've missed you? Of Corsican, but tell me how goes the cam- paign? Well, one good Turin deserves another. England is my greatest enemy but if they don't Russia me too much I'll Concordat. And I think Prussia will Hanover Austria without much struggle. 'iYes, but how about Nelson? Well, Egypt me out of Alexandria but I donit Cairo. I've overthrown the Directory and there is some Consul-ation in that. As for the invasion of Italy the Lord Alps those that Alp themselves By the way, I saw Helena in Paris. Milan! Did Genoa? Certainly, but she's Spain in the neck. Well, I've got to go. I have an engagement with Wellington this afternoon and VVater- loo-ser he's going tok beg. ik George Fraser, treasurer 'of the senior class, was the popular boy mentioned in Who's Who last week. g at i It wasn't very considerate to throw snow- balls at our band during the Libbey game, l was it? Even a fool may win favor if he remains silent, was probably written by a woman overtaken by a traffic cop.--The Crystal. Toledo, Ohio. l Q l He met her in the meadow, When the sun was sinking low. They walked along together, In the evening afterglow. By the gate she waited patiently, While he lowered all the bars, Her brown eyes bent upon him, As radiant as the stars. She neither smiled nor kissed him, Because she knew not how, For he was but a farmer's son, And she - a Jersey cow.--The News, Eau Claire, Wisconsin.: S Y The loss of self-consciousness is happi- ness. . The loss of all consciousness is oblivion. The former is unselfish living. The latter is death.--The Wooster Voice, Wooster, Ohio. t at at Never blame babies for crying--you would cry too, if you knew that in fifteen years you would be a dumb sophomore.- Westport Crier, KiansastCity, Missouri. They Wondered Happy as a song Then-- Crammed together Flunked together Wondered what was wrong. R --Scrib News, Osakland, California. They sat together Worked together All semester long Played together Strolled together Jones: Did you enjoy the hike in the country? Bones: No, we had to walk all the Way.-- The Craftsman, Miilwkaukee, Wisconsin. Professor Ito biology classl: Our work this afternoon is to study the dissected body of a frog. He went to a cabinet and produced a package. When opened, the contents displayed were ham sandwiches. How queer, said the prof. I am quite sure I ate my lunch. --The Student, Cov- ington, Kentuckyxk S at What's the idea of stretching that awning between those two buildings? Oh, I'm making a house-to-house canvas. ---Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. OUR NEW TEACHERS fEditor's note- This is the ninth of a series of weekly interviews run to acquaint the students with teachers added to the faculty this year.J Although Richard Pearce is not a teacher in the true sense of the word, he is em- ployed by the Board of Education to act as pressman in the Woodward printshop. Dick is instrumental in printing the Tattler. He is also detrimental to a reporter trying to probe into his private life as he may become temperamental and refuse to run the Tattler off. Tschaikowsky, Paderewski, Schubert, and Liszt are names which have a special meaning for Dick as he spends his spare time in practicing classical compositions for piano. He is still a little boy at heart as he is fond of riding a bicycle and he has taken more than one non-stop flight over the handle-bars. Contrary to the general trend of Woodward language, Dick uses the word eh instead of hey, THE WOODWARD TATTLER POLAR BEARS TAKE THANKSGIVING TILT Kraft Blocks Punt To Give Woodward Victory 0 Over Libbey A small and fighting Wood- ward Polar Bear squad left their home field to journey to Libbey and win the tenth annual Thanks- giving Day tilt when the deter- mined Bevanites eked out a 6-0 decision over the Cowboys. After being on the defense dur- ing the first half and part of the third quarter the Polar Bears started things when Katafiasz kicked to midfield. After three line plays which netted four yards the Libbey quarterback elected to return kick from his own 46. Fulghum attempted to boot the oval as Carl Kraft, Woodward end, blocked and kept possession of the ball to carry it over the goal line for the only score. . The Blue and White grid- ders presented a stubborn de- fense which turned back the big Libbey team as it was in the shadows of the Polar Bear grid line. For the Bears the enti.re squad starred on the defense as practi- cally every time a Woodward man tackled aLibbey ball carrier he was assisted by two or three other Bears. The offense did not click as usual and was the chief reason why the Bears played in the shadow of their own goal. For the Libbey team Fulghum and Sundling were the out- standing ball toters and Graal- man and Baertschi did the most commendable line work. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Woody DeShetler remains the high scorer of the season with a total of forty-nine points. Carl Kraft entered the scoring list with six points, received in Woodward's last game at Lib- bey, which, by the way, was the only touchdown made. DeShetler ...................................... 49 Kokocinski ...........,.......... .......... 48 Friedman ......... . .......... 31 Reichlin ........ ........... 3 O Boyd .............. .......... 3 0 Katafiasz .......... ........... 1 7 Szczepanik .... .. ........., 12 Zarembski ........ .......... 1 2 Leininger .......... .......... 1 2 Malaska ........... .... ...... 6 Kraft ......................... .......... 6 Woodward ........ . .................. 253 Opponents ....................... ....... 1 9 Boys Taking Tests Mr. Art Smith and Mr. Homer Hanham,' boys' gym instructors, are now conducting a series of tests for freshmen and sopho- more boys, consisting of high jump, dips, chinning, basketball dribble, and rope climb. These tests are given every year in or- der to get an idea of ability of the students. Junior and senior boys' test will follow, in approximately the same program. COACH BEVAN ENDS 1932 GRID SEASON 1 Rol Bevan With the end of the 1932 foot- ball season, Coach Roland Bevan concluded his sixteenth year as a mentor of the gridiron. He presented to Woodward followers a change from big and slow athletes to small, speedy, and fighting he-men--a change from moral victories to real hon- est to goodness wins. His team this year has made an enviable record defeating every team on the schedule but one, and that incidentally, was the only team to score on the Bears. Mr. Bevan at present is starting his fifteenth term as a basketball coach. CAGE SCHEDULE HAS FOURTEEN GAMES Woodward cage schedule will open December 9 when the Bears play host to Grand Rapids. The cagers will take a two day trip as they meet Wapakoneta and Troy on successive days. The Bears will also travel to Archi- bald. They will play eight games at home and six on the road. CHD Dec. 9--Grand Rapids. Dec. 16--Holland. KHP Dec. 22--Wapakoneta. QTJ Dec. 23-Troy. QTJ Dec. 29--Archibald. QT? Jan. 6--Whitmer. QHJ Jan. 13--Vsfaite. KTJ Jan. 20--Central. CHD Jan. 27-Lima Central. CHD Feb. 3--St. John's. CTD Feb. 10--Kenton. CHD Feb. 14--DeVilbiss. KHP Feb. 17--Libbey. QHJ Feb. 24--Scott. CTD City Standings Waite and Woodward defeated their opponents in last week's game to take first and third places respectively. Team W L Pct. Waite 4 0 1.000 DeVilbiss 2 0 1.000 Woodward 3 1 .750 Libbey 2 2 .500 Scott 1 4 .200 Central 0 5 .000 . a re .rms 5 I ,g l There comes a wire from India that our own Louis Gilchrist is none other than Mahatma Ghandi in disguise. Ask Coach Bevan what he meant when he said we licked Libbey twice. O If O An example of sportsmanship was displayed when the Bears, after the Libbey game, gave the Cowboys a rousing cheer. Jack Bauman, member ofthe Shank-Cobley Silver Streak foot- ball team, gets the honor of being the state's highest individual scorer in bantamweight grid games. And then there is the record man who claims this is the first time Woodward was able to hold Libbey scoreless while the Bears scored themselves. BOYS' SCHEDULE Volley ball is the third sport on the boys' intra-mural schedule. It was started Monday and will continue until Christmas. Follow- ing is next week's schedule. December 5 Court Polish Knights vs. ............ . Senior H1-Y ............ ........... 1 French club vs. ................... . Quill and Dagger .............. 2 International club vs. ....... . Art Klan ................ ...... 3 Electrical club vs. ......... Auto Mechanics ....... ...... 4 December 6 Machine Shop vs. ....... .. Commerce club .................. 1 General Shop vs. ....... .... . Latin club .......................... 2 Pencil Pushers vs. ............. . Junior Hi-Y ....................... 3 Pica.club vs. ........... ........ . Peiuper club .....,................ 4 December 7 Polish Knights vs. ........... . International club ............ 1 French club vs. ................... . Senior Hi-Y ........... ............ 2 Electrical club vs. ....... Art Klan .............................. 3 Quill and Dagger vs. .......... Auto Mechanics ................ 4 December 8 Machine shop vs ................. , Peiuper club ............ ............ 1 General shop vs. ....... ......... . Commerce club .................. 2 Pica club vs. ....................... . Junior Hi-Y ......... ........... 3 Latin club vs. .................... . Peiuper club ....................... 4 Classes Play Volley Ball Senior and junior gym classes, under the supervision of Art Smith and Homer Hanham, are holding round robin volley ball tournaments. With four nets on the floor as many as eight teams can perform at one time. VARSITY CAGERS IN ' FIRST WEEK OF DRILL Three Of 'Last Year's Team. Returng New Men May Gain' Berths As the football season is closed, as far as Woodward is concernedg Coaches Roland Bevan ' and Homer Hanham turn their at- tention to the coming Polar Bear basketball schedule which opens next week. 3 ' Coach Bevan has three mem- bers of his last year's cagers ref turning and four of Hanhamls city champion lightweights coirii ing up for varsity berths. ' ' ' The Bears will play a fourteen game schedule this year. Boys, with experience that are coming back are Bill Reeves, Tom Har- vey, and Bob Lawson from the varsity, while Joe Friedman, Woodie DeShetler, Vic Isenstein, and Gilford Meacham come from the lightweights. Several newcomers may also break into the limelight, such as Szczepanik, Malaska, Szelagow- ski, Kokocinski, Zarembski, and Boyd. . GIRLS' SCHEDULE . The girls' intra-mural hit pin tournament will be finished be- fore, t he Christmas holiday . Games which will be played next week are as follows. I , Monday, Dec. 5 Boosters vs Latin . .- Fresh ll vs Fresh IV b Tues., Dec. 6 Sophs vs Seniors Zets vs Friendship ' Weds., Dec. 7 ' 4 Boosters vs Peris ' ' Fresh IV vs Sophs . Thurs., Dec. 8 ' g i Zets vs Latin ' Fresh vs Sophs .- Fri., Dec. 9 ' , Fresh II vs Fresh V , French vs Friendship . Three Woodward Players ' . ,g Chosen On All-City Eleven Joe Friedman, Frank Katafiasz, and Woodrow DeShetler were- given positions ion the Toledo Blade All-City Football Teams. Joe and Frank were chosen mem- bers of the first team and Woodie was placed on the sec- ond squad. The oificial choices will be made by the coaches at a meet- ing in the near future. 3 - Gym Classes Have Choice Of Three Winter Sports Girls in the regular gym classes can choose one of three sports for the winter season. Basketball will be taught and refereed by girls in leaders class, Miss Stella Cornwell will teach clogging and Miss Cath- erine McClure, tumbling. Mrs. N. Leonhardt, pianist of last year, has returned to Wood- :ward to play for the clogging classes. . H. .. WL, .,. THE WOODWARD TATTLER NEW SAGA STAFF DRAMATIC SOCIETY STATE TESTS MAKE POSITIONS CHOSEN Under The Tattler TO PRESENT PLAY WRECK OF SENIORS Art, Literary Editors Namedg Torch Light Junior Group To Give One Act Words, Equations, Problems Work Started On Play Before Christmas Add To Inevitable Year Book - ' is Vacation Destruction Leona Jacobs, Tattler student, was appointed literary editor of the Saga by Esther J akcsy editor, and Philo C. Dunsmore, adviser. Evelyn Hamilton was appoint- ed art editor. Work on the Saga- Tattler is in progress. Jahn and Ollier, engravers, assisted by the staff, are work- ing on the panels for the senior pages of the year book. December 7 is the 'dual day for seniors to have their pictures taken. Snapshots of the football team have been taken for the Saga. Electrical Address System Demonstrated At Meeting Freie Bahn, the Woodward German club, had a special pro- gram in connection with its regular meeting last Tuesday. The electrical room, 110, was used for the gathering. A. R. Bitter, the electrical department head, gave a greet- ing which he had written in German. He used the public ad-1 dress system made by Fred Katz. Miss A. G. Wetterman, adviser of the club, read a German experiment, while Mr. Bitter demonstrated it. Charles Klink- sick, German club president, spoke, and Anne Wegener and Miss Wetterman sang. The purpose of the joint meet- ing was to show that there is a link between the shop and cult- ural subjects. Friendship Club Members To Participate In Tableau All the departments of the Y. W. C. A., including the Friend- ship clubs of various high schools, are presenting a Christ- mas tableau December 18, at the Y. Several Woodward girls are going to participate in this pre- sentation. Frances Dunn will be one of the shepherds. Faith Eger and Roberta DuMonte will por- tray angels. Jessie Borcharde and Bertha Jakcsy are included in the na- tionality group. Alberta Teall will be the reader. Short Wave Transmitter To Be Operated In Display A small short wave radio trans- mitter with an electric light bulb in the middle to detect the radio energy and a copper wire ex- tended in the air will be operated in the Tattler display case this week.To turn the lights and ra- dio transmitter on and off an au- tomatic iiashing device will be used. g Carl Polcyn and William Tyr- rell are in charge of this display arranged by A. R. Bitter's electri- cal classes. 1 P Miss Cronk Illuminated by the rays of the torch this week is Miss Grace Cronk, supervisor of the soph- omore girls and active partisan of the welfare work at Wood- ward. There are not many institu- tions of higher education that we can name which do not claim her as a progressive member. She has attended University of Tole- do, Chicago university, Ohio State university, Wisconsin uni- versity and is now working for her Master of Art degree at Mich- igan. She had some very interesting experiences while selling Comp- ton's encyclopedias in New York and New England states. The out-door sport most en- joyed by her is a steak roast. Her lovely backyard containing a variety of beautiful and ex- traordinary fiowers, supplies ample evidence that her favorite hobby is nature study. She derives much pleasure from reading books and is constantly at it. s Lovable, kind, and helpful, she aids many in her welfare work, performs her tasks well, and guides those who need her assist- ance. Electrical Students Make Fuse Tester For Engineer Ray Crouse, senior, and Ed. Hammer, junior, students in A. R. Bitter's electrical class, have made a fuse tester for C. B. Atkinson, engineer. After seeing the tester that the boys had made for their electrical class, Mr. Atkinson expressed the desire to have one for his own use. This instrument is used to reveal whether a fuse is good or burned out. Teachers At Meeting Mrs. Mary O'Brien and Miss Mary Boyles, Woodward biology teachers, attended a meeting of Central Association teachers of science and mathematics. Thir- teen Toledo teachers attended this meeting held during Thanks- giving vacation in Cleveland, Ohio. 1 Ye Curtain players, junior dramatic society, will present a one-act play, How the Great Guest Came, a week before Christmas vacation, during two conference hours. Five cents is to be charged to cover royalty charges. Cast for the play is composed of James Damas, Jake Worshtil, Chester Mikolajczyk, James Moll, Carl Dority, Irene Holew- inski, and Molly Rubin. Chairmen of the committees are: lights, Risley Berry, makeup, Tilma RoloHg costumes, Margaret Williams, scenery, Carl Dority. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of the club, is directing the drama, which is the first one to be produced by the dramatic organization. Admiral Sims To Speak On Disarmament At Town Hall Disarmament, or the Limi- tation of Armaments will be the subject of the address given in the Town Hall series by Admiral William Sawden Sims, Saturday, December 5, in the Granada thea- tre. Admiral Sims is the highest ranking ofiicer in the U.S. navy, a member of President HoQver's advisory council on economy and is probably better known to the public as Commander of the United States Naval Forces oper- ating in European waters during the great war. ' Woodward's representative this week is Sam Rifkin. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Afternoon---P. G. Dance in Girls' Gym, 2:30 to 4:30 Tonight--Senior Class Hick Party 8:00 Tomorrow -- Waite - DeVilbiss football game at Scott Mon., Dec. 5--NBC-WJ Z Radio Dramatization of Sheridan's The School for Scandal, 4 P. M. . Wed., Dec. 7--Peiuper Club Dance Football Review Fri., Dec. 9--Grand Rapids- Woodward basketball game here, 8 P. M. Woodward Graduate Gets Honor Rating At Ohio State Pauline Zarembski, a member of the class of '32, received an honor rating in the Placements Tests given by the Department of Romance Languages at Ohio State University in the au- tumn quarter of 1932. This entitled Pauline, who studied French under Miss Adrienne Curtis at Woodward, to be promoted to one quarter, about the normal rating. Friday, December 2, 1932 Dear So and So, l'm finally paying the penalty of being a high and mighty senior. Psychological tests. There's no need to say more, but I just must tell you of the won- derful time I had Tuesday, Wed- nesday, and Thursday. Tuesday I marched to the au- ditorium along with two hundred and fifty more eagerQ?Jseniors. We bravely took our two well sharpened pencils and huddled close together. However, we were soon separated and scattered to the four winds. Everyone breathed easier as the instructor, E.L.Clark, said the first day would be used for a prac- tice test. That was simple because everyone knows good F is the opposite of bad and above is the opposite of below. After that we were all set to conquer the world but decided to conserve our energy and brain power for the next two days and it's a good thing we did. Then came Wednesday. and along with it words, word , words. Even old man Webster probably never heard of some of them. They make it easy for you because all you have to do is put an x in the right place. Sure, just try to find the right place. Dictionaries were gobbled up Wednesday night preparatory to the grand finale, Thursday. Of course those big foolers asked us about H2 O, xequalsy, s.a.s. equals s.a.s.' and everything ex- cept our large vocabulary we had learned overnight. U Although it may not sound like it, I enjoyed myself im- mensely. Yes, thinking of all the future seniors who will have to undergo such torture. Sally Senior. Members Choose Emblem. For Home Economics Club Members of the Home ' Eco- nomics club decided on their club emblem which will be dia- mond shaped with white initials of the club on a blue background. The emblems which will be made by the girls may be worn on jackets or sweaters. Miss A. Abair, Miss L. Adams, and Miss B. Hazelton are ad- visers. Tests To Be Scored Psychological tests, taken by seniors Tuesday,Wednesday, and Thursday, are sent to Columbus to be scored. They are graded by a printing press. After this pre- cess of correction they are scored again by hand. Results are re- turned two weeks later to the various schools.. This record of 1 the seniors remain in school. f.. W OOD W RD T TTLER ' Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, December 9, 1932 No, 13 MAGAZINE OFFERS f235.b3Hi35.Qfi1l3Qsi'4?ii3QKi53Qi35-hbM35i3 5E3' CLUB COMPLETES STUDENT CONTESTS Q ,fl PLANS FQR PARTY Scholastic Publication Will 2 Senior Hi.Y Members Also AW8l'd Many Prizes 1 M , Select Emblems For T0 Winners Prinllifon h . New Sweaters National Scholastic Magazine The New Orange and Black lg Final plans for the Senior Hi-Y is sponsoring two contests for Woodward . I party which will be held on High School students all over the country. One contest is for students with a talent for politi- cal prophecy, and the other is for creative work done by scholars. Fifteen fountain pens will be awarded to the students most closely approximating the actu- al cabinet selected by President- elect Franklin D. Roosevelt. Fif- teen more will be given to those selecting an ideal cabinet. That is, one which they think most capable. Pupils entering into competi- tion for the creative work in the art and literature contest are in line for eight full term scholar- ships and one summer term scholarship. Eight renowned American colleges offer these scholarships for stories, essays, poems, one-act plays, book reviews, sketches, drawing, painting, leathercrafts, designs, metal crafts, works of photography, or sculptures, sub- mitted to the jury which meets in Pittsburg next March. In addition to scholarships, hundreds of cash prizes are to be awarded. National recognition also awaits those pupils carrying off prizes. Any Woodward student interested may receive further particulars in the Tattler office, Room 122. Faculty, Parent-Teachers Honor Grid Team At Dinner Woodward faculty and Parent- Teacher Association will hold the annnal turkey dinner in the cafeteria December 12, honoring the football team, coaches, and managers. Charles C. LaRue will preside with C. M. Meek, Art Smith, Roland Bevan, Joe Friedman, Woodrow DeShetler, and Frank Katafiasz as speakers. Spirit of Notre Dame will be shown in the auditorium after the banquet. Tickets are one dollar. Kirby Page At Open Forum Kirby Page, the formost Ameri- can student of itnernational problems, will discuss the subject The Two Most Feared Nations, U.S.S.R. and U.S.A. at the J .E.L. building Saturday, December 10, in the Open Forum series. He is the editor of the World Tomor- row and has been on the Forum program for the past two years. Norma Flaum and Dorothy Shore of Woodward will attend. Q Words by l School Song R F Lowry ft s .S ' R. F. Lowry , fm ' We rally round the standard I Where float the white and blue Fw QE High over sons of Woodward, fl - So loyal and so true. . We will own the lilies slender And honor with them share While such spirit stands defender 1 ' Underneath the Polar Bear. Ft Q I Vofaite may flaunt her colors purple, 5' DeVilbiss the orange and black, fm Scott's crimson still may ripple Setting Libbey's yellow back, But Woodward to the breezes V Will fling the blue and white, VVhile her name the honor seizes To the tune of fight, fight, fight! Mixing victories with losses Students' cares must come our way, . But valiant souls iight for usg False Fortunes rule no day. Fullest days of living crowd us, s Hopes fade in dimming light, Yet these great hours of gladness ' Hold on high the blue and white. 0 Q . Q.. J ts ' 0 Q S6WW3fWGW3fWi'l56?W'T'T3SQ'fBfW3CSr2GiV9CWi1l5t'fB5?9Ei? Senior Play Postponed Club Sells Season Passes Thanks Awfullyf' a pl ay Salesmanship club has taken which was to be p r e s e n t e d over the sale of basketball season December 16 by the Senior Dra- passes. Each member is to be matic Society, was postponedlgiven six or seven home rooms, until after Christmas, I for which he is personally respon- Miss D o ro th y W a r n e r is ' sible, where he will make a sales adviser of the club. talk and endeavor to sell passes SIMS ATTACKS DISARMAMEN T lEditor's note-This is a resume of the Town Hall Series as reported by the Woodward representative Sam Rifkin.j Admiral Sowden Sims, who has served fifty years in the United States navy, delivered an inspiring address to the members of the Town Hall series last Saturday on Disarmament, or the Limitation of Armaments. He attacked primarily the nations' attitude toward the question of armaments. He believes that our limitation of armaments should not be furthered, since we must protect ourselves from the rest of the world. Should we reduce our strength it would cause other nations to take advantage of our weakness. Human nature requires that we protect our- selves because the weak one is always attacked first. The high international tariffs were pictured as a white war leading to the real red war. Admiral Sims says that this economic war is the cause of re- armament. He suggests that the pacinsts enlist the commercial interests to combat war. Several suggestions were offer- ed in regard to armaments. Our navy must be enlarged in order to hold our own because of our many enemies in Europe. We need a strong Atlantic naval base to be organized as a unit. Thursday evening, Dec. 29, at the Riverside Park shelter house were completed at the club's last meeting Tuesday. Members of the Friendship club are to be guests. The entertainment will include dancing. Donald McFer- ren, Jack Lockart, Ed Chevalier, Robert Ridenour comprise the committee in charge of the aifair. Edmund Brooks and Robert Ridenour gave reports of the Old- er Boys' Conference at Columbus which they attended last week. Emblems selected for the new Hi-Y sweaters consist of a white across, and the letters Hi-Y-'33 in the same color on a blue back- ground. The sweaters are also to be white. Jack Lockart was in charge of the committee for this purpose. John Drinkwater To Give F Special Lecture Monday A special lecture will be held .Monday evening, December 12, in the Granada Theatre at which John Drinkwater, the distin- i l guished British playwright, poet, biographer, and critic will discuss 'Literature and the Challenge of -Our Age, in the next Town Hall Series. Mr. Drinkwater is famous as the author of Abraham Lincoln which has been dramatized re- cently in America. He is also the writer of the plays, Robert E. Lee, Mary Stuart, Rebellion, and Oliver Cromwell. Sara Katz is Woodward's rep- rsentative to attend the lecture. Various Latin Groups Give ' Helpful Reports For Club In order to help the students studying Latin, the Fasces club has appointed various groups to give reports at their meetings. Charles Stewart heads the group who will discuss classical illusions. Latin abbreviations will be explained by Charles Klinksick and his committee. Jane Staiger has charge of all current events. Zets Serve At Banquet Zetalethean literary society girls will serve at the football banquet Monday, December 12, in the cafeteria. Those chosen to assist are Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Phyllis Netz, Harriet Maier, Marie Schwab, Dorothy Smolin- ski, Elise Vidlund, Jean Clifton, Anita Eurenius, Margaret Keefer and Georgetta Lutife. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. . f' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ........-................... Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors .... ......... 5 2455233 'giggirskl Feature Editor ....... ..........,.. D orothy Shore Humor Editor ..... .............,... R uth Dorf Copy Reader ............ ........ Le ona Jacobs Exchange Editor ........ ............ M arie Swaya Display Editor .,...... ......,............. E thel Dull Club Editor ,......... ................ An na Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman .......................................,.... Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton: Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webb, Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Student Council. Every Student Possible on an' Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. SEND OPINIONS HERE In a school like Woodward with all -its rules and regulations and activities there is bound to be a divergence of opinions, some criticizing, others suggesting or praising. The Tattler puts in its bid as the ofhcial organ of the student body to be allowed to print any of these opinions. There is always a tendency among stu- dents to direct their criticisms so that the person, or persons, for whom it is intended never hears of it. This form of criticism is seldom constructive and often does more harm than good. Try to keep from doing it. If you have a message to the rest of the student body, allow us to convey it for you. The voice of the student in school life, like the voice of the people in government, must make itself heard. The Tattler will welcome and print any student's opinion regardless of our view. We prefer to have the writer's name signed to each letter but do not insist upon it. CAGE SEASON BEGINS Woodward's athletic activities leave the gridiron after a successful season and turn to basketball. Woodward's fans are asked to do the same, for get football and followed the Bears in thier annual jaunt through their cage schedule. Disregard occasional set-backs: an undefeated record is too much to hope for in basketball. Seeing a quintet like the one Woodward turns out yearly perform in eleven games for the price the passes are selling for is an unusual bargain. But cheering this team to probable victories makes the pass even more worth its price. 56,75 . OFF 'N N DID YOU KNOW THAT- Marcel Olender, third year Art student, repeatedly wins theater tickets for drawings submitted in theater contests? Mr. Sheline played football for fourteen years? , Miss Cronk has charge of welfare work in Woodward High School? . Paul Porecki claims that cowboys never were very successful at riding a bear? Miss Hannah Shaw once intented to be a French teacher? Also, an essay she wrote when a high school sophomore was copied by a freshman in college, who received an A for it? H Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing more that so beautifully furnishes a home? It as 'I Dear Pola, Why is it that Ramona Wise has a differ- ent he man every time I see her? Mickey Goofus. Dear Goof, Just one of the Wise gals, my lad, just one of the Wise gals. Giggly Goofy, h Pola. Dear Pola, How can we get introduced to, or acquaint- ed with this big blue-eyed, baby-faced Irene Sobiniak? We Impatient Boosters. Dear Three Must-get-Theirs, Operator No 11,111 reports that E. Pearl street is the little home in the West and that if you come around to 1240 he'll introduce you to her locker if she's not there. Three cents worth, 1 at 1 Pola. Who's Who? hoots the owl. Why a little brown haired, brown eyed senior that sits on the stage at senior class meetings. She likes roses, especially those that bloom in her cheeks. The girls' gym isn't haunted but that's one of her favorite haunts. By the way, she's working for her third letter. Red- heads and brunettes seem to interest her, but we've noticed that Shakespeare fbrunettej holds no especial lure. Watch for next week's column containing the answer. as -r 4 h Would you believe that there are seniors who listen to the radio ninety-seven hours a week? at at 1 A spontaneous combustion-Willis Zipfel and his love-o-vitch. You wretch, she wails in despair. Snappily retorts the snappy Willis: Pd rather be wretcih tkhaii poor. It's a grade life if you don't weaken. If you get an F don't grouch. Everpbody's in the red nowadays. as at i Pola Baer, Could you tell me where I could meet Harry Koehl? He's a freshie and plays in the bandp J Anxiety herself. Dear Anx, Sure. First, learn how to play the sax, flute, clarinet, cornet, piccolo, tuba, and trombone: second, join the band: third, as long as you go to that much trouble pick on a senior. They aren't as fresh as 'first year men. Smartly, - Smart Aleck Pola. .FLASHES mom FRIENDS Teacher: Your work reminds me of a magazine. Student: What do you mean? Teacher: I get it but once a month.-The Centric, Toledo, Olhioi l The teacher was using the phonograph to make the children familiar with good music. Two famous opera singers had just finished a duet, and the teacher said: Now children, who can tell me the names of the singers we just heard? Caruso replied a small boy. And who else? His man Fri- day was the disconcerting answer. -East Tech Scarab, Cleveland' Ohio. Mary: Gee, lim gaining weight. I'1l have to get me one of those machines that shake you up--what do you call them? Jane: Oh, you mean a gigolo. -- East High Spotlight, Denverk Colorado. First Midget: What caused the fight be- tween the circus fat lady and her husband, the tatooed man? i Second Midget: He found the living skeleton in her closet. --The News, Eau Claire, Wisconsing S t Voice over telephone: Is Mike Howe there? Answer: What do you think this is, a stockyard?-The Albuquerque Record, Al- buquerque, New Mexicog Diogenes used a lantern to see if a man was honest. He lent his lantern. If a man returned it, he was honest, if he didn't- We do the same thing today-only we use an umbrella.-The Nautilus, Bartles- ville, Oklahoma. I Q I One lesson we did learn lately is that beauty may be skin deep, but during modern times it takes a lot of shoveling through cosmetics to get the ugly part.- Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wis. WOODWARD FAVORITES Baseball, America's national pastime, also ranks at the top of sports as Woodward favorites. Probably because it is not con- fined to one sex as many sports are. The first professional team was organ- ized in Cincinnati in 1868. The two major leagues, American and National, had their beginnings in 1900. Object of the game is to hit the ball C5 to 5M oz.- 9 in. to 9M in. in circumferenceb with the batf2M in. in diameter, not more than 42 inches longl and then run around the bases, ninety feet apart. Some of the present great names in base- ball are Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Jimmie Foxx, Lefty Gomez, Tony Lazzeri, Lefty Grove, and Lon Warnecke. John McGraw, Connie Mack, and Joe McCarthy are men who have managed these famous' stars. Salaries of professionals range from 82,000 to S p75,000, received by Ruth, yearly. Woodward boys seem to excel in base- ball, as students in this district have been winners of the Blade leagues for the past two consecutive years, having won the city championship last year. Benny Malaska, Marion J aworski, Leo Kubacki, Stanley Szczepanik, Joe Andrzejewski, Edward Hoffman, Orville Hinkleman, Leonard Szy- morowski, Joe Grzywinski, and Edmund Sankowski have been members of these teams. THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS RUN UP HUGE SCORE IN FIRST TILT Bevan's Team Breaks Record In Overwhelming Victory Coach Roland Bevan's Polar Bear quintet made its debut by soundly trouncing the Grand Rapids high school team when they ran up a record breaking 98-8 score in the Woodward gym last Friday night. ' Big Bill Reeves, six foot cen- ter, led the a s s a ul t gathering eighteen baskets for a total of thirty-six points. Victor Isenstein opened cere- monies with a field goal which was followed by successive shots which continued to the final gun. The team play of the Bear cagers was the most outstanding part of the tilt as the boys would pass the ball with lightening speed and throughout had Coach Disong's men bewildered. Score at half was 54-4. Summary Woodward Grand Rapids G F TP G F TP DeShetler 2 3 7 Lanker 0 0 0 Lawson 0 0 0 Kraut 0 0 0 Isenstein 7 1 15 Schellbe 0 0 0 Corthell 1 0 2 Whitney 1 1 3 lgieeves Hg 0, Rigger 5 Q 3 p-,'-2',.TQ'fXan 3 0 6 L. strider 0 o o Szczepanik 11 0 22 Davis 0 0 0 Total 3 2 8 Malaska 0 0 0 Total 47 4 98 -i WOODWARD BOXERS TO ENTER TOURNEY Woodward High School will enter a boxing team in the annual inter- school tournament to be held at the Y. M. C. A. Head Coach Bevan will have charge of the pugilists here. George Lawson, Al Sacksteder, and Don McAllister will meet with George Carson, physical director of the Y, to decide the definite date. Erwin Oehlers was chosen captain of the Woodward ent- rants. Last Year. Bevan's boys lost the city title by one point to Libbey. GIRLS' SCHEDULE Because of' the approaching holidays, the following girls, in- tra-mural hit-pin baseball games will be played conference hour next week. Mon. Fresh 1 vs. Seniors Boosters vs. Wildfire Zets vs. Inter C. Fresh 3 vs. Sophs Tues. Friendship vs. Latin Fresh 4 vs. Fresh 5 Wed. French 4 vs. Peris Juniors Fresh 3 vs. below will be Games .listed played next week after school. Mon. Fresh 2 vs. Juniors French vs. Peris Tues. Fresh 2 vs. Seniors Zets vs. Wildire class, the Wednesday after play-off between winners of the inter-class and inter-club leagues will play. B f if f 'F ...- . 1 Y Coach Bevan attended the Annual Basketball Clinic at the Ohio State University in Colum- bus, last week end. Dropping back to last week's game when the Bears were plenty hot, the ball happened to stop on the rim of the basket. Coach Bevan picked up a ball and threw it from the middle of the fioor, knocked the ball off and made a basket. Someone in the crowd said , How can Woodward lose when even 'Pappy' has his eye on the basket. O ll i When the scoring was the greatest, our two cheerleaders insisted on leading cheers, and the students wouldn't respond for two successive times. Billy Ray and Jimmy Sfaelos got their wits together and asked for a silent yell. Quite clever boys. O ' I U Stanley Szczepanik almost be- gan an argument at the Grand Rapids game. Wildcat was do- ing some extraordinary work when a newspaper man asked one of his friends what the curly headed boy's name was. The gentleman replied, He's Szcze- panik. fhe's a panicl! The re- porter returned with an angered voice, I know he's good, but I asked for his name. Two Teams Undefeated In American, One In National Polish Knights and Electrical club are tie for first place in the American league. Machine Shop has a clean ,slate in the National League. American Teams Won Lost Pct. Polish Knights 4 0 1.000 Electrical Club 4 0 1.000 Senior Hi-Y 2 2 .500 Quill and Dagger 2 2 .500 Art Klan 2 2 .500 Auto Mechanics 1 3 .250 bench club 1 3 .250 International club 0 1 .000 National Teams Machine Shop Commerce club 4 0 1.000 3 1 .750 Pica club -750 Pencil Pushers 500 P ' lub eiuper c General Shop . Junior Hi-Y .250 Latin club -000 Reserve Quintet To Meet Holland Seconds In Prelim Homer Hanham's lightweights will meet the Holland cagers in the preliminary game tonight. Acting captain Gifford Meach- am will start at the forward position with Carl Corthell. Ted Czarczenski will be the center and Ben Malaska and Richard Davis will be the choices at guards. The Holland team is made up largely of veterans and should l give the Bear lighwteights a real test. 3 1 2 2 . 2 2 .500 2 2 500 1 3 0 4 RULES ADOPTED TO PREVENT STALLING Latest Regulations Should , Speed Action In Court Game Two major basketball rules were adopted in order to prevent the well known and disfavorable stalling in the last few minutes of play and the other rule is to add to the disadvantage of the pivot play near the basket. The most important rule is the one which gives the offensive team just ten seconds to bring the ball over the line thru the center ofthe floor. The offensive squad may bring the ball back over the center line only if it tries a sincere shot at the basket, if the hand or foot of an oppo- nent strikes the ball, if a held ball is declared,,or if the ball goes out of bounds. The other rule allows the man in the pivot position if he is in the free throw lane, just three seconds to have the ball in his possession. Inflictions of either of these rules will give the ball to the opponents out of bounds. A minor change has also been made in the missing ofa foul shot. If the ball misses the backboard or rim the ball will be taken out of bounds and given to the opposite team under the basket instead of on the side as last year. Reserves Open Season with Victory Over Grand Rapids Corthell and Davis led the Polar Bear juniors to an over- whelming victory when they countered 11 and 10 points re- spectively to take scoring honors as the lightweights set back the Grand Rapids reserves, 53-11, in a preliminary game to the varsity tilt last week. Coach Hanham sent sixteen basketeers into the fray. Ei?55E0E595 -' o n-sg-4.-gina, n 50:2 O00 5 g Zgifsisss u -mgm 'g- :ri :oem-gs:-c-oaocu-AQ ccoeeai-,---c-,3 ,-JU! ... ... ' 5 .uozoaawoo-.n-v-N:-gg N U3 H F g.fE'?E '4 E gswg-S :rg 3' of if p-oi-Q V' v-Nowoffl 1- 6 ' f-we-zcwwru Total 25 3 53 Basketball Fans Purchase Over One-Hundred Passes One-hundred and sixteen season basketball passes were purchased before the first Woodward basketball game. Room 329 purchased nine passes to lead the rooms in greatest number of passes purchased. Orders for season passes are still being taken. The only down payment necessary is the student's promise to pay. Due to the inability of the In- ternational club to ill their volley ball schedule it has been replaced by the Tattler staff, which will continue in its stead in the future intra-mural activi- ties. WOODWARD MEETS HOLLAND QUINTET Bears Will Try To Repeat Last Year's Victory Over Opponent Woodward varsity cagers will play their second game of the season when Coach Pease's Holland high quintet will attempt to avenge their defeat of last year when they meet in their second annual game tonight in the Woodward gym. Coach Roland Bevan will start DeShetler and Isenstein at for- wards and Bill Reeves at center with either Harvey and Lawson or Szczepanik and Friedman at the guard berths. Holland will present a team, according to reports, that will make the tilt interesting. Coach Pease intends to start Manley and Hartman at the for- ward berths. Newnham is the likely starter at center while the Pawlicki brothers will be the guards. Last season the Bears sent the Hollanders home with a 50-11 defeat. -.-..l....,.l Score-Guessing Winner To Get Pass To Whitmer Game In response to the call for a good crystal-gazer, Morris Rap- paport came forth with the near- est correct score for the Wood- ward-Grand Rapids game. Owing to the fact that he couldn't find his regular crystal and used a door knob, his conjecture was not absolutely correct. Nevertheless Morris had the shiniest door knob of the Woodward student body and therefore now holds a ticket for the Holland game to- night. - Anyone desiring free admission to the Woodward-Whitmer bat- tle, the next home tilt, January 6, can easily secure it by filling out the following blank. Those who want further know- ledge of seeing into the future can speak to to-day's winner. Drop the result of your deduc- tions into the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 2:30. Holland ............. ...................... ......... Woodward ......... Name ................... . ................ . Hoine Room.. ............. ............ . Bennie Wexler's Wrestlers To Appear In Tournament The wrestling class under the direction of Coach Bennie Wex- ler, amateur lightweight cham- pion of Toledo, and assistants, Leheigh Worden and Carl Camp- bell is showing rapid progress in learning the fundamentals ofthe wrestling art. Practice sessions are held every Monday, and va- rious forms of holds are being taught. Coach Bennie Wexler is now arranging a program for the first appearance of his boys in a tournament which will be held in the near future. -v-.-fr'-rg -- ff- THE WOODWARD TATTLER A FOOTBALL ELEVEN FETED AT BANQUET Twenty-five Letters Given To Members Of 1932 Team One hundred sixty-one persons attended the annual Woodward football banquet, given by the Faculty and Parent Teachers' Association, in the school cafe- teria last Monday. Roland Bevan was the princi- pal speaker, with Charles C. La- Rue, C. M. Meek, Plummer Whipple of the Toledo Blade, Frank Buckley of the News Bee, Homer Hanham, Art Smith, and P. F. Cameron, an assistant coach at Waite, giving talks. Mr. La- Rue was toastmaster. Joe Friedman presented a ban- ner, made by his uncle, M. Gal- per of the Toledo Art Embroid- ery Company, to the 1932 football team. Mr. Bevan presented letters to the following players: Carl Kraft, Erwin Oehlers, Joe Szelagowski, Ernest McFarland, Ben Malaska, Vincent Kelly, Frank Katafiasz, John Zarembski, Edwin Koko- cinski, Joe Friedman, Jim Boyd, Stanley Szczepanik, I s a d o r e Reichlin, Woody DeShetler, Hugh Collins, Stanley Poczekaj, Grover Kenyon, Howard Muar, Carl Corthell, Frank Leininger, Bill Reeves, Fred Freeman, Bill Donovan, Owen Boardman, and manager James Follas. Spirit of Notre Dame was shown in the auditorium after the banquet. H FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-- Holland - Woodward Basketball game there? Mon., Dec. 19-NBC-WJ Z Radio Dramatization of Daudet's The Woman of Arles Tues., Dec. 20---German Club Play Ceveningl Thurs., Dec. 22--Honor Society dance feveningl Thurs., Dec. 22-- Woodward- Wapakoneta Basketball game Ctherel Fri., Dec. 23 - Woodward- Troy Basketball game ftherel Cash Prizes Are Offered In Subscription Contest Cash prizes will be awarded to five hundred persons who earn the largest number of contest points by selling subscriptions for The Saturday Evening Post, Ladies Home Journal, and Country Gentleman. First prize is S1,000, second prize, S750, and numerous small- er awards are offered. The contest is sponsored by the Curtis Publishing Company. For further information see E. L. Clark. Members of the 1932 Toledo football teams will be guests at the Football Review dance at the Trianon tonight. A UNDER THE TATTLER TORCHLIGHT -I I Left to right-Standing, Mr. Thompson, Mr. Thomae, Mr. Mohrhardt, Mr. Crouse, Mr. Nuberg Seated, Mr. Bitter, Mr. Rohr, Mr. Montgomery. It's a world unknown to wo- men this Industrial Arts depart- ment of ours which has eight instructors and approximately seven hundred and forty stu- dents, all boys. Except at DeVilbiss class lasts two hours, so that their enrollment of 827 which is the largest in the city may mean one boy counted twice if he takes a course two periods. Libbey's department consists of 574 students, Waite's 5383 and Scott's 274. Mr. Rohr William F. Rohr, who is the head of this large department, can be seen instructing boys in the intricacies of mechanical drawing in room 329. Mr. Rohr is one of the few persons that come back to teach in the high school from which they have graduated. About 1900 he entered Woodward Tech or Old Central High. He had the high degree of Bachelor of Science conferred upon him by Purdue and his M. A. and B. A. degrees by Toledo University. He usually wears a gray suit and even freshmen notice him because of his distinguished mien. Mr.Thomae If you want to spend an en- tertaining hour or so visit the Machine Shop in room 112 and get Paul Polly Thomae to show you around. Mr. Thomae is the deciding fac- tor behind the team that always decides the intra-mural champ- ionships, The Machine Shop team. He believes in individual work, and if a beginner is good at his work -he advances him rapidly. Versatile Mr. Thomae draws all of his own blue prints, and has made a machine which writes Woodward -quite well and is in thi display case between 112 and ll . ! His main chief ' pleasures are driving with his pretty wife or helping her bake delicious cook- ies in their homey Cherry street apartment. Mr. Montgomery Up in 206 is a white haired, ,good natured, crinkly eyed per- son, who has lorded it over the Woodward print shop for fif- teen years, and who has been a sort of foster father to the Tat- tler ever since its creation. He delves from picas to rock gardens and roses, and is a picture of life well lived. Mr. Crouse Going to the Shoemaker? Let me go with you to 103. Mr. S. B. Crouse, dean of Freshman boys, has gained this. nickname by his readiness to repair wayward heels and soles. Lots of other things besides fixed shoes come out of this wood working land: Cabinets, drawing boards, end tables, stools, etc. In point of service Mr. Crouse is the oldest teacher here. Mr. Mohrhardt Mr. Mohrhardt who can be found in 106 where he teaches General Shop readily granted a pleasing interview. This is his first year as a high school in- structor. Formerly he taught in thirteen different grade schools throughout the city. He's a conservative product of Kalamazoo Normal. In the summer he hies to the farm, goes camping, or associates with birds. Although he has only been in Toledo nine years, he last year married Miss Madeline Mery, daughter of a former Toledo mayor. Mr. Bitter Don't mistake that dapper mus- tached young man who makes his home in 110 for a student, and ask him for a hall permit. ...iam ,l ...-,..m.,, .-. ..,,-,..... . ,, ,-1.J,mie:a.,..,-is- ...x,-... m......nX..-Hg.. . ,. . -ua- .sms . L.. .J A . - - - f-------N - -A A - -----M - . . -.g-...--,.-a.,,-,.a-, ...,a...u..,--W.- ,. .e . TATTLER DISPLAY HAS SPANISH DOLLS Christmas Cards Made By Art Students In Other Case Paper dolls representing differ- ent provinces and cities in Spain will be used as a Christmas dis- play this week. Miss Anne Wet- terman brought these dolls from Spain, which were cut out by her Spanish students at home. , Posters depicting the causes of the French Revolution made by Miss Tippett's History III classes were used in the Tattler case last week. Dolls illustrating the dress during the reign of Louis XV made by Dorothy Just, Anna Wegener, Marie Cochran, Stan- ley Lupinski, and Gertrude Weg- ener were also displayed. Christmas cards, made by the Art Klan were exhibited in the other case last week. ' Tattler Torchlight It's Mr. A. R. Bitter, the electrici- ty instructor. Being so obliging on doing lit- tle electrical jobs keeps him busy. Mr. Thompson Mr. Thompson is new to Tattler Torch .c o l u m n s, although he taught here when Mr. LaRue was head of the English depart- ment, left for a time and then, three years ago, came back to teach Mechanical drawing again. He's an indefatigable experiment- er and in his basement at home he has a miniature shop. I believe that in school today so many of us specialize more or less, so that when we find that line full, we should have some- thing else to offer. That is why Mr. Thompson is teaching his students poster work in addition to their regular class work. This adept woodworker w a s this summer Supervisor of wood- work in the city playgrounds. His literary tastes extend from mechanical magazines to Shake- speare. During his high school career he earned letters in base- ball, football, and basketball. Mr. Nuber A Another teacher not so well known unless one's car needs repairing, is Mr.Lawrence N uber. He attended Port Clinton High School, Oberlin and Bowling Green Colleges, and at present goes to the Toledo University. Previous to his entering Wood- ward five years ago, he taught in the elementary school of Ottawa county for two years. When he goes camping, he takes a small trailer to make life easier, he plays a mean game of pinochle and golf, goes hunting and fish- ing, is interested in aviation, enjoys movies, and, his son and daughter are a constant delight. Mr. Bruyere Mr. Bruyere, newly added to the Woodward Industrial Art faculty this year, was recently interviewed in a column headed Our New Teachers. . l r l l I l I I i 1 Q l i -pp-ua, ,. T.-1. O a THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER a WOODWARD CAGERS OPEN SEASON ALBERTA TEALL IS TONIGHT AGAINST GRAND RAPIDS . BE R. FACT CHOSEN W HEAD Height Is Lacking In Newest Edition Of Coach Rollie Z L Q Newly Formed Girls' Club Bevan's Quintetsg Only One Varsity Man May Start Coach R01 Bevan's 1932 Polar Bear cagers make their initial appearance before the Woodward fans when the referee blows the opening whistle to usher in the coming season . as they play host to the Grand Rapids quintet fp this evening. A The Blue and White basketeers have a small and speedy squad to represent the school this year. Bevan will start DeShetler and Isenstein at the forward berths. Both boys were members of the lightweight team last year and handle the ball like veterans. Bill Reeves, the only tall man who will begin the game, starts at center. Friedman and Szczepanik or Lawson will be at the guard positions. Harvey? Malaska, and Corthell will see 'iaction before the game is over. GIRLS HEAR TALK ON SPANISH ATHLETICS Kenneth Ward, graduate of the Ohio State, spoke to mem- bers of the Girls' Athletic league last Friday in the audi- torium on Spanish Athletics. He visited Mexico and studied in Spain last summer. Catching a boy friend seems to be the Spanish girls' main sport, according to Mr. Ward. Boys play a game similar to hand ball called basque ball which takes the place of tennis. Bull fighting still remains as their major sport. Only the wealthy can enjoy swimming because there are no public bathing pools. Because of crowded conditions in the cities, playgrounds are scarce. Since the revolution has tak- en the education out of the hands of the church, continued Mr. Ward, recreation has a better chance of developement. GIRLS' SCHEDULE Following the girls' present intra-mural hit-pin baseball tour- nament, a round-robin basket- ball tournament will be played. Hit-pin games scheduled for the week of Dec. 12, are: Inter Circle vs. Wildfire Fresh 3 vs. Fresh 4 Mon.- Tues.- Juniors vs. Seniors Boosters vs. Inter C. Wed.-- Zets vs. Peris Fresh 1 vs. Juniors Thurs.-Fresh 2 vs. Sophs French vs. Latin Fri.-- Friendship vs. Peris Fresh 3 vs. Fresh 5 Lengel Is Most Valuable, Player, Friedman Is Third Francis Lengel, star halfback on the Waite football team, was voted the most valuable player in the city by players, coaches, and sports e di t 0 r s. Robert Metzler, DeVilbiss halfback,was second and Joe Friedman, Wood- ward half, was next. Joe Friedman, Woodrow De- Shetler, and Carl Kraft were the Woodward representatives. This year's ball club has no outstanding performer and most of its oEense will come from fast team play. The squad has been sent through stiif workouts all week and is prepared to start things off with a bang. Nothing definite has been re ceived about the Grand Rapids team, but it is probable they will presenttheirusualtallteamwhen they come here tonight. f T LIGHTWEIGHT FIVE PLAYS FIRST GAME sg' am .r rrfiss- szx swsg. NN N .isis . A ff' i 5- . Homer Hanham Homer Hanham's lightweight five will make its debut when it entertains the Grand Rapid re- serve quintet in the preliminary game here tonight. Coach Hanham will start Kor- nowa and Corthell or Kosydar at forwards. Czarcenski is slated for the tip off position with Szymor- owski and Davis ready to start at the guard positions. Tschogle, Meacham, and Birth- wright, as well as a few others, will see action in the tilt. Malaska, Katafiasz Given Places On News-Bee Team Benny Malaska, Woodward's small but mighty center, and, Frank Kataiia z, big right tackle were given positions on the News-Bee all city football team. Joe Friedman, quarterback, and Woody DeShetler, halfback, placed on the second team. Kraft, Szelagowski, Kokocinski, Boyd, and Zarembski received honorable mention. An answer to the question asking for just what a quarter- back says to a full-back 5 when the latter is spilled for a five yard loss. KY ou didn't ask for the high school or pro languages, so I'll give you both.J High school quarter-back- Re frain from plucking thy olfactory organs of vertebrates and choose thy openings. The same thought expressed by pro quarter-back-- Quit pick- ing yer nose and pick yer holes. Contrary to reports Gil Harre, Ohio State freshman tackle, has not left school. Gil has received his numerals, an award which is similar to a varsity letter, and is slated for a varsity berth next season. Coach Bevan announced he will have no permanent captain this year. He will either appoint one for each game or just empow- er a player to call time out and leave the captaincy vacant. , Homer Hanham's lightweights are out to continue their record of last year. Mr. Hanham's '31 champs have practically cinched berths on the varsity and that means rebuilding a new squad, but this year's team will be just as good as those of the past, ac- cording to the assistant coach. 2 K I The Bears will no doubt have the fastest basketball squad in the city. With men like DeShet- ler, Friedman, and Szczepanik they will have any opposition worried. Guessing Contest Begins . With Basketball Schedule All Woodward students are hereby invited to study all the omenss and such, good or other- wise, that they have knowledge of, or can borrow. The reason is that the most honorable and far-seeing astrologer who guesses the score of Grand Rapids-Wood- ward basketball tilt, will be re- warded with a full-sized ticket a! to the Holland-Woodward game here next Friday. Rules for the contest are sim- ple. Merely fill out the following blank and place it in the Tattler box by 2:30 today. Everyone has a chance since there are no previous scores on which to base your guess. Grand Rapids ........................ ..... Woodward .......... . Name ............ .................. . .. .. .. Home Room ............ .... ................... . . Coming to think of it, the newspapers are picking, their all city teams and havent men- ttioned their choices for the Mon- 'day morning quarter-back. Includes Thirteen Members Alberta Teall was elected the president of the newly organized club for W girls. Miss Stella Cornwell and Miss Catherine McClure are the advisers of the club. . This group will take charge of ushering at the basketball games. Before every game ive girls will be selected to usher. The thirteen W girls who belong to this organization also helped usher at football games. These girls are Lottie Minor, Alice Ka inowski, Martha Haynes, Harriet Maier, Leona Wielinski, Phyllis Netz. Alberta Teall, Margaret Williams, Mar- guerite Higgins, Dorothy Smo- lenski, Mary Ellen DuMounte, Gertrude Anselm, and Alvina Piesiewicz. Plans are being made for the reunion of the alumni W girls. BOYS' SCHEDULE Four teams enter the second week of competition with clean slates, Machine shop, Polish Knights, Electrical club, and Commerce club. Dec. 12 Polish Knights. vs ................ Court Art Klan. ......... ....... ....... 1 French club vs ...... Electrical club.. Senior Hi-Y vs ..... Auto Mechanics .................. 3 Quill and Dagger International club ............ 4 QQQQQI .IQQQQ..2 VS. ........ . Dec. 13 Machine shop vs ......... ..... Junior Hi-Y .......... ........... 1 G General shop vs .......... ..... Pica club. ....... ......... ...... . 2 Commerce club vs ......... .. Art Klan .................... ....... 3 Latin club vs ............... ..... Pencil Pushers ......... ........ 4 Dec. 14 . Polish Knights vs ................ Auto Mechanics ................ 1 French club vs ............. ...... Art Klan ........... ............... . .2 Quill and Dagger vs ........... Electrical club .................... 3 Senior Hi-Y vs ...,..... International club ............. 4 Dec. 15 - Machine shop vs ......... . Peiuper club .. General shop vs ........... ..... 1 Junior Hi-Y .......... ........... 2 Latin club vs ............ ............ Pica club ............................... 3 ' Commerce club vs ............... Pencil Pushers .......... ......... 4 Visitors At Girls' Gym Miss Elsie Gotschall, DeVil- biss, and Mrs. Paul Upson, Libbey, physical instructors, visited the girls' gym recently. Miss Catherine McClure visited DeVilbiss last Wednesday, and Miss Stella Cornwell was a guest at Libbey, Monday. ., , ...-A.. . A.s.x....-,..s...i.....i..I,.A,.....AAA ,A ., . -AA ... Ai, ,A .A A . ,,A......a,..- . ........A.....,AA,..A..ii..,...m. aA.A.........i,.L.. ,-4A...i...,A-..u--,,. THE WOODWARD TATTLER REPRESENTATIVES TO COUNCIL CHOSEN Forty-Two Students Named To Make Up Home Room Assembly Forty-two home room repre- sentatives were chosen to form the Student Council Assembly at elections held Friday, Monday, and Tuesday. The following were elected: Isadore Reichlin, Walter Johnson, George Schuler, Gus Brickman, - Joseph Meyer, Thomas Callahan. Lewis Zurek, Lillian Churski, Rita Loerke, Martha Klomowski, Helen Abood, Donald Dietsch, Thelma Kehrer, Eleanor Matuszak, Lucille Hatkee, Dorothy Kam- inska, Carl Dority, Gordon Hopkins, Paul Luandowski, Roman Suszka, Alice Henzler, Lois Hotz, Thelma Brown, Ruth Boehler, Grover Kenyon, John Hoseman, Kathryn Jackman, Leo Wadas, Betty Kaslly, Paul Landwehr, Helen Jakcsy, James Moll, Donald Knoke, Virginia Stachowicz, Harry Childers, Joe Komasinski, Milton Schmidt, Dorothy Kaszubiak, Henrietta Welber, John Zarembski, James Hope, Charles Stewart, and Dorothy Shore. SENIOR HICK SCENES Farmers don't wear masks but Ronald Piesiewicz does. Witness, the Senior Hick party. , a in Q Sadie Skaif's impersonation of an ape seems to bear out the descended from monkey theory. Who would have thought that dignified seniors would play jacks? Grover Green and Meyer Schall were the champs. Don't marry Ralph Michalak or Eddie Hoffman! These excel- lent bean bag throwers may easily develop into rolling pin manipulators. . . Could it be possible that Mar- vin Trattner's outfit was found in one of those three ball shops when his hat contained the name, Addison Q. Thatcher? Smart senior. Four years have done their duty. After everyone had their share of refreshments they sold the remainder. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Grand Rapids-Wood- ward Basketball game Mon. Dec. 12-P.T.A. Football Dinner feveningj Thurs. Dec. 15--Junior Kid Party---Girls' Gym Fri. Dec. 16--Senior Play Fri. Dec. 16--Holland Wood- ward Basketball game lherej Torch Light Il Under The Tattler Mr. Lords The ever watchful Tattler Torch selects as its subject Mr. Floyd Lords, who is teaching his fifth year of freshman sci- ence at Woodward. Always eager to help he confided that he attended Univer- sity of Michigan, where he re- ceived a Master of Art degree, and University of Chicago, both schools of higher education. He is chiefly interested in the landscape of his home, flower gar- dens and pools. Afew diverse re- marks Mr. Lords made were The social attitude of Woodward isn't snobbish. I don't like jazz. It makes me nervous. Although he hasn't any special author, he prefers books of infor- mation, not novels. On his last trip taken several years ago Mr. Lords visited Yellowstone Park and the Rocky Mountains. And when we hear that he never misses a football game and was a varsity baseball player at Hillsdale college, it is a small wonder that he reads sport pages thoroughly. Perhaps if you can draw him out he'll recount the days when--. ART KLAN TO SELL CHRISTMAS CARDS New Process Of Etching Is Very Interesting And Simple Following their annual custom, the Art Klan is again selling etched Christmas cards for five ,cents The cards are a vast im- provement over the block print- ed ones of previous years and the process is comparatively sim- ple and very interesting. The design is drawn backwards on a zinc plate and with a sharp needle-pointed stick used like a pencil, the lines are scratched in. Printers ink is rubbed into the lines, the plate is cleaned 05 and then placed face up on the press. A dampened sheet of paper is put on the plate and the whole is run through the press, the ink being drawn out by the damp pa- per. The finished etching is stretched on a board and held down with thumb tacks to pre- vent the paper from wrinkling. Cards may be purchased in the art room, 335, or from any member of the Art Klan. Toledo University To Hold Ohio Class A Tournament University of Toledo was se- lected for the second consecutive time to hold the Northwestern Ohio Class A Basketball tourna- ment, to take place on March 2, 3, 4 with thirteen class A teams entered. Teams competing here will be Scott, Waite, Woodward, Libbey, DeVilbiss, St. Johns, Central, Montpelier, Bryan, Wauseon, Whitmer, Sylvania, and Point Place. AUTHORITY ON NEAR EAST SPEAKS C Editors note-This is a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum, as reported b y t h e Woodward representatives, Meyer Shall and William Rosenberg.J The backwardness of the Arabs in Palestine is in decided contrast to the cultural and industrial development of the Jews, accord- ing to Rennie Smith, English Parliamentarian, s t u d e n t of international p ro bl em s, and authority on the Near East, who addressed the Saturday Night Open Forum last week. The sub- ject of his talk was The Jew and Arab in Palestine. Mr. Smith at first expressed surprise that the American people should study inter- national problems. He excused the English because of the small- ness of their coutry but wondered why Americans, with 3000 miles from ocean to ocean to worry over, should bother with other countries. The establishment of Palestine as the Jewish national home was one of the many exper- iments, for the most part un- -successful, that were begun at the end of the late war. Both the League of Nations and the home movement are two babies, borne by the United States and Great Britain and to be supported by the same. Regardless of America's attitude toward the league, the name of Woodrow Wilson, as pres- ident of the U.S., will always be inscribed as itsfounder. The Arab is the greatest prob- lem the Jews must cope with in Palestine. Led by religious fa- natics, these Arabs are opposing any move that may mean the loss of Palestine to t-hem. The Jews must understand and take up the burdens of their uneducated neighbors and help them to be- come more broadminded and for- ward. The cultural development of the Jewish race is remarkable. In one large audience, Mr. Smith failed to find a single divorce case. The speaker elicited a laugh when he challenged his forum aucslience to equal the same rec- or . SAD, SAD LOVE TALE IS TOLD WITH MUSIC Discordant Darling Leaves Trail Of Broken Hearts Here Say, WHO'S YOUR LITTLE WHOSIS? Paul Kaseman. Oh, SHE'S NOBODY'S S W E E T- HEART NOW, but she used to be the ALL AMERICAN GIRL, when she was SWEET SEVEN- TEEN, although she still goes around singing MY MAN to Ronald Piesewicz, she says that Matthew O'Blaza is HER SECRET PASSION. Once in a while Mr. Raymond tells her, PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME WHEN PM GONE. But oh, she sighs, IF I COULD HAVE ONE HOUR WITH YOU, would you give me JUST ONE MORE CHANCE? no, says Raymond Parker, but since YOU'RE THE LAST ONE LEFT ON THE CORNER, I'1l PICK UP MY UKELELE AND SING YOU A LITTLE SONG. Victor Isenstein wanted SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HER BY, so she gave him THREE KISSES. This made Richard Pease and Victor Huber a bit jealous so they said, ME MINUS YOU EQUALS NOTH- ING AT ALL SO LET'S GET TOGETHER AGAIN. Of course the contrary miss was hurt because Leo J ankowski said, I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY- THING BUT LOVE, so she de- cided to PUT OUT THE LIGHTS AND GO TO SLEEP. THREE GUESSES as to who this heartbreaker is. Why you saw her UNDERNEATH THE HARVEST MOON last night with Leo McHue. Yes, it's our own Miss Pola Baer. International Club Sends American Folio To China International club has received the folio which is to be part of their year's work. The folio con- tains several beautifully colored scenes of places in the United States and pictures of past pres- idents. A description of each is given in Chinese. Members of the club are to contribute any picture postcards that will be of interest to Chinese children of grade school age. When the folio has been com- pleted it will be returned to the Committee on World Friendship among Children in New York City, where it will be packed with others and sent to China. Group To Give Songs The members of the old and famous Teutonia Maenner- chor, under the direction of Mr. W. F. Renz, clerk of courts, have graciously consented to sing German Christmas songs which will conclude the pro- gram given by the German club December 20, at 8:15 p.m. in the auditorium. 1 1 .. . . , WOODW RD T TTLER 1 Constantly, Consistently Constructive J w is Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, December' 16, 1932 No. 14 JUNIOR DRAMATIC PARENT-TEACHERS GERMAN CLUB PRESENTS ONE..ACT SOCIETY IN DEBUT Christmas Play Will Be Given For Junior, Senior . Class Groups Ye Curtaine Players, junior dramatic society, will present their first production before the Junior and senior classes, Mon- day, December 19, in the audi- torium. The play, How the Great Guest Came is a one act Christ- mas fantasy taken from Edward Markham's poem by the same name. Risley Berry will play the lead supported by Jake Worshtil, Chester Mikolajczyk, James Moll, Molly Rubin, Irene l-lolewinski, and Carl Dority. Robert Kleinhans is the student director. Yesterday, Christmas Dilem- ma, a pleasing one act comedy of situations was given before the sophomore class by the Little Theatre Guild. Stella Taylor was student di- rector, and the cast was com- posed of Louis Barrie, Ralph Worshtil, Penelope Kellaris, and Margaret Zimmerman. Immediately after the Christ- mas holidays, both groups under the supervision of Miss Dorothy Kellogg, will start work on a three act play. Committees For Holly Hop Appointed By Chairman Committees for the Holly Hop, dance to be given by the Honor society December 22, have been appointed by Leona Jacobs, gen- eral chairman. Committee chairman are Meyer Schall, decorationg Ann Ein, entertainment, Norma Flaum, ticketsg and William Rosenberg, publicity. E. L. Clark, Vernon Alberstett, and Howard Phipps are advisers. Word Building Contest Is Held For Christmas Dance The student making the most four letter words out of Attend the Holly Hop will receive a couple ticket to the Honor Socie- ty's dance, to be held in the girls' gym the evening of December 22. Second prize is a single ticket. Lists must be put in the box in front of room 122 not later than Monday, December 19, at 2.30. Dorothy Shore is in charge of the contest. ' Letter Men Feted At Dinner Woodward football letter men were guests at a dinner in Joe Friedman's home last Wednes- day. Joe Friedman's mother and aunt planned theaffair. I MEET WEDNESDAY Special Christmas Program Is Arranged For Assembly Regular meeting of the Parent-Teacher Association will be held Wednesday evening, December 21, in the Woodward auditorium. The speaker for the evening is Judge Robert Gosline. Special program arranged for this assembly will include a play, A Christmas Fantasy, pro- duced by Ye Curtain Playersf, the junior dramatic organization. Robert Kleinhans is the student director. Thirty Woodward girls under! the supervision of Miss Dorothy Warner will sing the following Christmas carols: While Shep- herds Watched Their Flocks, Oh Little Town of Bethelhemf' Silent Night, and O, Come Little Children. Lois Holtz is to sing a solo, Come Unto Me All Ye That Labor and Are Heavy Laden? Richard Pease, a soph- omore, will play a piano solo. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is in charge of the program. Third-Year Class To Hold Annual Party ln January Thursday, January 5, from 3 till 5 P. M. in the girl's gym will mark the place of the annual Junior Kid Party. Members of the class ,attending must wear juvenile apparel. Entertainment will consist of games, musical selections and dancing to music of the Royal Woodwardites. Refreshments will be served. Carl Dority heads the com- mittee in charge of this affair. He is being assisted by Jean Clifton, Philip Moore, Mary Jane Veller, and Edith Osthimer. 5 . I s CHRISTMAS PLAY HERE TUESDAY Dancing To Be Another Feature Of Language Club's Presentation In Auditorium, Maennerchor To Sing GERMAN club will present the one-act play, Weihnachtstraum,' Tuesday evening, December 20, at 8:15. It is Christmas Eve. A little girl is playing with her doll and preparing for a party with her friends. She tells her doll all about Santa Claus and the wonderful things he is going to bring her this evening. The sandman, however, approaches and sees the nut- cracker, jumping jack, dream Aangel, little dancing fairies, a SUPERVISES PLAY OF GERMAN CLUB Miss Wetterman Miss Anne G. Wetterman, ad- viser of the German and Spanish clubs, is supervising the direction of the play to be presented by the former organization Tuesday. Film Nets Large Profit The movie, Spirit of Notre Dame, which was shown in the auditorium last Monday, netted seventy-five dollars. It has been decided to give a movie every month to meet the installment on the new talking picture appa- 'ratus. DRINKWATER LECTURES IN SERIES lEditor's note-This is a resume of the I TownH1lS' sr otdbS a eries a ep r e y ara Katz and the Saturday Night Open Fo- rum by Norma Flaum and Dorothy Shore.j John Drinkwater, famous Eng- lish poet, playwright, critic, and biographer was the distinguished speaker at the Town Hall lecture last Monday night. He discussed at length the ef- fect of this machine age on our thoughts and perspectives. Mr. Drinkwater, author of Abraham Lincoln spoke about many pre- sent world problems, including war debts. He stated that it is impossible for England to pay. The increasing number of youth organizations in schools for promoting world peace is a most encouraging sign. Kirby Page, eminent author, editor, and speaker discussed six important doctrines of the basic elements of the foreign policy of the United States in the Open Forum. Doctrine of armed intervention is one of the best established of America's policies. The Monroe Doctrine and problem of the Philipine Islands also deal with foreign situations. Doctrines of tariif, peace, and isolation are elements in our foreign affairs. Rennie Smith, another speak- er, addressed the audience on My 1932 Estimate of Russia's Planning on which topic he de- scribed that country's plight this year. marvelous doll, Knallbonbansf and finally. at the chiming of the Christmas bells, she finds herself, face to face with Santa Claus. Cast Is Chosen Members of the cast are Marie Brodecki, Frieda Hullenkremer, Anna Wegener, John Russell, Ralph Worshtil, Noel Keifer, Ann Frank, Virginia Stork, and Max Degendorfer. Irene Zaidell has charge of the dancing fairies, Betty Jane Slavin, June Slavin, Mary Pilond, Dorothy Katz, Minnie Solomon, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Cecelia Rakowski, and Antonette Glowicki. Knallbonbans, the Christmas tree trimmings, are Sophie Rucki, Josephine J ecko, Virginia Woodbury, Wilma J aschke, Ruth Boas, Marian Rozanski, Char- lotte Manor, and Genevieve Morris. Directors are Dorothy Schus- ter and Mary Jane Veller. Miss Anne Wetterman is the club's adviser. German Christmas songs, sung by the famous Teutonia Manner- chor under the direction of Mr. W. F. Renz will conclude the eve- ning's program. Food Supplement Prepared For Welfare Department Woodward home economics classes again have the privilege of preparing a food supplement of the school paper for the city welfare department. The Tattler staff is editing the copy while the publishing is in charge of H. Montgomery's printing classes. This special edition is being worked up in Christmas colors, making it necessary to run the paper through the printing press four times. 1 The Tattler supplement will be ready for distribution by Dec- ember 22, and will be placed in the city poor relief baskets. , A Alumni Association Gives Scholarship To Graduate Woodward Alumni Associa- tion will give a six month scholar- ship for the Keene Art School to Manuel Yourist, graduate of 1929 class. This scholarship is not in loan form, but is to be an outright gift. ma- .. .f M.. .., . cn.-. ...,.. . Aa... ...Jing THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPA Published and Printed Every School Week by the L Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. Rlsfuwiyx QQ i f 4? L ,FEE 'wllfdifietl lu TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager ......... ,...,....... ..... C h arles Klinksick Marion Jaworski Alberta Teall ...........Dorothy Shore Sports Editors .......... 5 Feature Editor ..... Humor Editor ....... Copy Reader .....,,,,. Exchange Editor ...... ...............Ruth Dorf ..........Leona Jacobs ..........Marie Swaya Display Editor .......... .................. E thel Dull Club Editor ............ .............. A nna Wegener Make-up ..................................,..... Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblaza, Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewski, Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrer, Display, Ruby Webb, Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh Mantgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. OFF TO GOOD START Despite the fact that the council has left itself in for a good deal of work by the re- vision of the constiuttion, this new student organization has begun to work with all the vigor and ambition that so often char- acterizes a beginning group. The revised constitution looks good on paper and its practicability can be assured. Yet it gives the council a chance to become too autocratic and thus lose the co-opera- tion of the student body, a sad thing should it happen. The council's biggest task now is to work out the constitution to everyone's favor. TEAMWORK Listening to the the speakers at the re- cent football banquet, one couldn't help but notice the large amount of credit given teamwork for the success of the Woodward eleven. There is an interesting contrast be- tween this team and a number of establish- ed world statesmen who frequently meet to wrangle to no avail. It was this kind of teamwork that made Jim Boyd, Eddie Kokocinski, Joe Fried- man, Vince Kelley come out of every huddle with an identical aim. It was this same co- operation that had eleven boys fighting to- gether, not among each other. The only battle fought was a friendly battle with all the rules of sportsmanship observed. We could have used this teamwork eighteen years ago, it would come in handy now. But we still have that group of men who condemn football and order more battle-ships in the same breath. By Mr. LaRue We are again in the midst of the glorious Christmas season. How- ever, for many it will be the gloom- iest instead of the brightest time of the year. To those who have once enjoyed all the comforts if not the luxuries of life, their positions lost, their businesses ruined, their children ill-clothed and perhaps cold and hungry, this can only be a season of sad and haunting memories. But the children who are going through this experience for the first time are troubled with no such thoughts. To them Christmas is a reality. Rich or poor the blessings ofthe season must come in a measure to all. The warm beneucient spirit of Christmas envelopes them, and they confi- dently await the great day of days. So the question of the children who without us may be forgotten should receive cur attention. The story of the Christ Child, the greatjoy at his coming to redeem men from death and the subsequent story of his forceful teaching can mean nothing in our lives unless we make some practical application of his all wise philosophy. His greatest saying Suffer little children to come unto me and forbid them not for such is the Kingdom of Heaveni' has been since his time the corner stone of every constructive effort to raise mankind in the scale of civilization. How, then, on this anniversary of his birth can we forget his children? Let's muster all our forces, clubs, homerooms, classes, and make this a Christmas to be remembered. lf the gloom is great then our good cheer will be the more effective in its dispelling power. And then let's not talk about our limited re- sources, and for lack of abundance, give nothing. Let's be thankful we have some- thing no matter how little to share with others. Although no one should give from the selfish motive of his own inner satisfac- tion, one cannot help being happier through the knowledge that he has done what he could to make universal the spirit of J' . I all . was . R as l lk MERRY CHRISTMAS. OFF 'N N 1 nm YOU KNOW THAT.- ' A Around the walls of the art room is a frieze painted by last year's art classes depicting the history of Poland. Teachers know on the average of 160 stu- dents' names, and have to correct 8000 quest- ions on a 50 word test. Grover Green was the first senior to have his picture taken this year. Miss Anne Wetterman's German and Span- ish classes hold An Amateur Day. At this time each student contributes something of his own choice to the program. There are seventeen pictures around the walls of the first iioor and seventeen loving cups in the trophy case. Robert Bader, senior, has composed a song entitled You Found Somebody New. If you buy a basketball pass you save approximately one dollar. Perhaps you've heard of the Praying Colo- nelsf' Well, VJoodward's football team stopped the show at the Page banquet with their version of the All American Girl? Did we hear someone say: Singing Bears? 8 Ill ll Alberta Teall, senior class reporter, an- swers the owl's query. There was a young fellow named Kinch Who seemed to think basketball a cinch, But he fumbled a pass As he waved at a lass And he now sees the gamefrom the bench. --Blue and White, Savannah High School, Savannah, Ga. F at t First student: Great Scott, I've forgotten who wrote Ivanhoe Second Ditto: Well, I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote the Tale Of Two Cities. -- Tower News, Withrow High School, Cincinattik Ohio, He: Please. She: No. He: Oh, please. She: Positively, no. He: Please just this once. - She: I said no. He: Aw, ma, all the kids go barefooted now.-Scribe New? Osakland, California. People, remarked the village philos- opher, are allus impressed by something they can't see through. Many a stream gits credit for being deep when its only muddy. -Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wiscon- sm. il PF i There was a fisher named Fischer, Who fished on the edge of a fissure, Till a fish, with a grin, Pulled the poor fisher in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisch- er.--East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. The conversation was lagging and he was calling his social graces into service. Did you know, he asked brightly, that I can imitate any bird you can name? - Indeed! said she. Suppose you start with the homing pigeon. --American Boy Magazine. WOODWARD FAVORITES John Grodi, who teaches business forms and business arithmetic to freshman stu- dents, was adjudged the most popular in- structor in the recent popularity vote con- ducted by the Tattler. The vote was very divided as students ofthe different classes voted for their present teachers. Woodward has a faculty numbering 69. Of this number 12 teach English, 10, sciences, 10, commercial subjects, 5, mathe- matics, 3, foreign languages, 9, industrial arts, 3, home economics, 8, history, 3,music, 4, physical education, 1, home nursing, 1, art. Other teachers who were voted favorites are Miss Hannah Shaw, Miss Mary Barnes, Raymond Sheline, O. M. Thompson, Ray- mond Lowry, Philo Dunsmore, Clyde Van Tassel, Miss Emily Strachan, Miss Marie Doering, and E. R. Rike. As to authors, the moderns seem to rank higher among the students than the old masters. However, Tennyson and Stevenson received several votes. Zane Grey, Hamlin Garland, S. S. Van Dine, Rex Beach, Arthur Conan Doyle, Louisa Alcott, Will Rogers, John Dos Passos, and E. Phillips Oppenheim were selected by many students as favorites. ' - 'mml - ooow 1 RD T ma SHH 2 ' L 1 3-Hesse i , milrlgtmag Constantly, Consistently Constructivev 5251 qgwr vol. v Toledo, ohio, December 23, 1932 ' No. 15 l HOLIDAY PROGRAM HONORARY SOCIETY ' GIVEN HERE TODAY HOLDQ-IEE DANCE Christmas S t o r y Reading, Singing Of Carols Are Feature Christmas program given to- day consisted of the reading of the Christmas story and singing of Christmas carols by a group of girls directed by Miss Dorothy Warner. Two solos, one by Miss War- ner, Mary's Cradle Hymn, and the other by Lois Hotz, singing Come Unto Me from the Mes- siah were -given. Carl Joseph read the Christmas story. The language groups, the Latin under the direction of Howard Phipps, French and Negro spirit- uals directed by Miss Adrienne Curtis, the German and Spanish groups advised by Miss Anne Wetterman and the Polish songs supervised by Miss Catherine McClure concluded the singing of carols. Harry Miller, Lowell Weaner, and Carl Gilgallon portrayed the roles of the three wise men. Lighting effects were in charge of A. R. Bitter's electrical classes. Program was planned by Miss A. Curtis, Miss Dorothy Warner, Miss Catherine McClure, and Miss Marie Doering. Le Cercle Francais Holds Annual Christmas Party Le Cercle Francais held their annual Cristmas celebration Tuesday, during conference hour in room 341. All members of the French department were guests at the party. Bill Rosenberg as Pere Fouettard presented switch- es to the bad children and Meyer Schall as Le Pere Noel presented gifts to the good children. French games were played and various talks on French Christmas customs were given by Helen Swaya, James Shemas, Rita McCarty, and Sophie Marynski. Miss A. Curtis di- rected the singing of French corals. The program was planned by Nellie Flaum. Tree In Library In order to enter into the Holiday spirit and supply Christ- mas cheer, the Library Associ- ation is purchasing a tree to be placed in the library. Jean Mathie and Florence Schindler will supply the orna- ments and decorate the tree. Etiquette Is Subject At the senior Hi-Y meeting at the Y. M. C. A., Tuesday, Decem- ber 20, Mrs. K. Wallace spoke on etiquette. Hi-Y emblems were discussed and final plans for the Friendship-H i-Y party w e r e completed. v '- r. v ..a-JV 'k-I X,-' Qlhrisinras 25111: o ZR? A cold north-wind sweeps over the hill, And the sharp snow-dust whirls in the airg But deep in the heart of the woods 'tis stillg The silence of slumber is reigning there. Under the brown earth, and under the snow, The little wild things are lying asleepg Giving no heed to the winds that blow, Caring not though the drifts be, deep. Bitterly cold is the winter night, I - And the fierce north-wind sweeps over the hill. But high in the heavens the stars shine bright, And deep in tl1e heart of the woods 'tis still. Clara Bustow, '36. CLUBS, HOME ROOMS DISTRIBUTE BASKETS -iii. Families In Woodward High District To Receive Food, Clothes As in former years the various clubs and classes of Woodward are endeavoring to share among others and spread the Christmas cheer to the unfortunate families in the Woodward High district by the distribution of baskets. Each individual basket is being o filled according to the number of child r e n and adults in each family, candy, fruit, toys, food- stuffs for a delicious Christmas dinner, and in many cases cloth- ing either for the children or grown-ups. Clubs stimulating the good-will of Christmas are Le Circle Fran- cais, Periclean, International, Art Klan,Latin,German,Tattler Staff, La Junta Castellana, Home Eco- nomics, Zetalethean, Friendship, Library Associtation, Senior Hi- Y, Art Klan, Pica, Salesmanship, Auto Mechanics', Peiuper, Home Nursing classes, Quill and Dagger, Electrical, Little Theatre Guild, and Ye Curtain Players. Through the cooperation of the Student Council and the Little Theatre Guild the play, A Christmas Dilemma, was presented with Virginia Mc- Cluskey and Louis Barrie play- ing the leads. Admission to the program was an article of food or five cents. The food and money were used to make Christ- mas basketst ' .Lx-Lung.: .c . Q FACULTY TO SPEND VARIED VACATIONS Some Will Travel Although Most Are Staying s At Home Christmas vacation is to be a home affair for most of the Wood- ward faculty with the city pro- viding their amusements during this week. Floyd Lord's Christmas dinner will be eaten in Michigan while Miss B. Nelson is going to her home in Ashtabula, and will spend some time in Cleveland. Mrs.H. McManamon is plan- ning on spending Christmas with her mother in Flint, Michigan, and then will take a short trip to New York City. Hunting will ind an adherent in Raymond Sheline when he goes to West Unity and Edon, Ohio. Henry VanGorder will spend his vacation in North Carolina and Miss M. Cady is planning on going to Detroit. Miss Marion McDonough and her sister designs to motor to Louisville to visit a girl friend with whom she used to go to school. Mrs. H. Anderson plans to spend New Years Day in Cincin- nati, Ohio, and Miss Dorothy Bardo will go to Cleveland. Miss Tippett has threatened each member of her history classes with an F, if hereafter they do 'not vote for her as the most popular teacher. -.i , , ' Gym Will Be Decorated In Colors Appropriate i For Season Woodward chapter of the National Honor society is holding its first activity this year, the Holly Hop, in the girls' gym tonight from 8:30 to 11:30. Wayne Challen and his orchestra will provide music for dancing. The gym will be decorated in colors and ornaments appropri- ate for the present holiday season. Two large Christmas trees will decorate the orchestra stand. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Clark, Mr. and Mrs. V. K. Alberstett, Mr. and Mrs. H. Montgomery, Mr. and Mrs. R. Lowry, Mr. and Mrs. P. Dunsmore Miss Amie Miller, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Catherine McClure, Miss Jean Forster, Miss Dorothy Spross, Miss Opal Drennan and Mr. Howard Phipps. Committee in charge consists of Leona Jacobs, chairmang Dorothy Shore, Norma, Flaum, Meyer Schall, and Marvin Trattner. Advisers are E. L. Clark, Vernon Alberstett, and Howard Phipps. Newspaper Critical Service To Judge Woodward Tattler As in previous years, the Tattler will submit copies to the Newspaper Critical Service, con- ducted by the National Scholas- tic Press Association at the University of Minnesota. Dead- line for all papers entered is Jan- uary 15, 1933. In 1932, nine hundred a n d thirtysix newspapers w e r e judged and rated by this critical group. This is the thirteenth year this service is being conducted. Paul Landwehr Is Chosen Head Of Council Assembly Paul Landwehr was elected president of the home room representatives for the student council assembly with Ann Essak as vice president. Kathryn Jack- man was chosen secretary. ' Hall patrol system was ar- ranged by the members. Stu- dents were selected from the group for the hall patrol. Council Advisers Named lgliss Mary Kathryn Barnes an Vernon. Alberstett are the newly elected. advisers of the Woodward student council: The advisers were elected by the members. , 1 1 - -- ...... .,.. . . -,. ., . . .-,,,,,,,,-,A-,,. .-.r J. if ' - 5, . ' ,, V L H -' w.f.-I-15 1 '- ff, Q-,lj '..-f'p-gif., .. , ' I : x -l-' THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' ,. X - . K E., -35. Published and Printed Every School Week by the :THE WUUDWARD TATTLER OFF 'N l FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. ,, QW TVW 53 45:1 .MSX TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg 1 Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ......... ......., i 233233, 'lfggflrskl Feature Editor .... .....,...... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ...... ................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader ......... ........... L eona Jacobs ' Exchange Editor ..... ........... M arie Swaya Display Editor ......... ................... E thel Dull Club Editor ................... ................... An na Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz: Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, .Ruby Webb, Club, Robert Ridenour. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Q Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM . Firm Establishment of a St u d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. DRAMATIC CLUBS HELP The enlargement of the extra-curriculum is proving beneficial both to the school and to the students. As early as last year, there was consider- able difficulty experienced in iinding a director and a cast for any of the club and class plays. This year, with the formation of three dramatic societies, a large amount of talent has been unearthed and developed. Neither of these groups admit freshmen, this talent must have been in hiding waiting for an outlet, in former years. t Those with athletic ability have always been given a chance to make a name for themselves. Now another group of students can come to the fore in school life. U 1 O The response of Woodward students and teachers to the call for food and cloth- ing has been gratifying. Almost one-hun- dred families are being helped by baskets gathered here and their joy will radiate the true Christmas spirit in this district. Students are acting the part of Santa Clause to many families Without wearing the costume that characterizes the mythical gent. Instead of dropping down the chimney they are coming through the door, but the same thought prevails. r i 1 l With preaching proving useless, there is a possibility that upper-classrnen will some day get enough common sense to keep quiet in assemblies. Until that day comes we will be forced to have good programs like that of the dramatic groups last week gpoigad by uncontrollable conversation- IB . ' . . C . ' . ' N ' . in 1-kxilea .' , i'-4. Z. KALEIDOSCOPIC KLICKS Each Student Council Hall Patrol member has a way of his own in cross examining everyone in the halls during class time. lt seems that the freshmen are the hardest to satisfy. They go so far as to look at the date and time on upper classmen's permits and if by a slight chance the date and time are cor- rect, the suspect is accused of having some- one else's pass. Sopohmores are slightly better than fresh-A men, but they have a peculiar habit of threat- ening to call the teacher whose name you have on your pass to check its validity. This little plan strikes fear into the hearts of every bogus slip possessor. Juniors and seniors are soft, for they must uphold their sophisticated attitude: but, on the whole play safe! K I 1 Dear Pola Baer, Why did. Eleanor Maciejewski forget to wear her silk stockings when she came up from gym and wear white and blue flannel socks --? Caught You, Woolies. Dear Itch, 'I it I Cause Woodward colors always catch the eye. Pola. SANTA sAYs ' ' That LaDonna Pfuhl, for her faithful work I in the Industrial Arts Department, will get a new boy friend. Genevieve Matuszak gets a rolling pin in her stocking to use on unruly brother. ' That Billy Donavan will be able to don those desired skates. That Donald McFerren will get to use the family car more often. That William King will be lucky in cards, and unlucky in love. That Alice Brown will receive a black bag, a blue dress, and a green hat. That Alice Henzler will henceforth have a woolly lamb as a bodyguard. That Alvin Sanger will get the latest in hair washes to preserve that beautiful golden red crop. 8 lk 8 Dear Pola Bear, Why is it that Melvin Zygula blushes every- time Virginia Glasper giggles at him? Pale Face. Dear Detector, It's not a blush, just the reiiection of her red dress. Putting it over, Pola. WHO'S WHO ' ' Here's a junior girl who seems to make a habit of class oflices where the handling of ,money is concerned. She's five feet three, '! very quiet, brown-eyed, and brunette. But, says her boy friend She doesn't have to be heard-seeing her is all that's required? Helpful hints: Her favorite color is blue, she enjoys tennis, and belongs to the Zeta- lethean Literary Society. Next week's Tattler supplies the missing link. U 8 wk Pet Sayings of Our Teachers Mr. Lowry: Quite a hunch, eh? Mr. Skinner: Concentration is what you need. Miss Barnes: You big bozo. Miss Kellogg: Cute, isn't it? Mr. Pollock: Don't you know? Mr. Thompson: Greetings Miss Boyles: Bugs and fishes. Mr. Phipps: Tonight at 2:3O. Mr. Van Gorder: Where do you think you are going? Miss Woodrich: Reserved seats for party at 2:3O. . 'P 1 ' J , . : .f. 1 Bill: How would you ask a girl for a dance? Will: May I have your frame for the next wiggle?-Round Robin, Toledo, Ohio. F I I U You've probably heard of the freshman who wanted to be a street car motorman so he could kick the gong around!-The Campus Collegian, Toledo, Ohio. S 1 I Statistics from Ohio State prove that the freshmen there are thinner this year than they have been for several years. This used to be blamed on heredity and environment, but now its simply the depression.--The Wooster Voice, Wooster, Ohio. I . 'F if 1 The elevator of success is seldom running. Try using the stairs.-Libbey Crystal, Tole- do, Ohio. ' .K . . X That fireman has been annoying me with his attentions all evening. Oh, tell him to go to blazesf'-East Hi- Spotlight, Denver, Colorado. Q Ill 3 It is well for a man to respect his own vocation whatever it is, and to think him- self bound to uphold it, and to claim for it the respect it deserves.-The Hi-Crier, To- ledo, Ohio. S at Q I think that I shall never see The time when I can make an Eg The time when I will work and work And never once my lessons shirkg F's are made by studes like me But only God can make an E.-The Paseo Press, Kansas City, Missouri. ' How old are you sonny, demanded the inquisitive old man of the youngster on the bench. Six, came the brisk reply. Six, echoed the old man, and yet you are not as tall as my umbrella. The boy drew himself up to his full height and said: How old is your umbrella, Mister? --The Eclro, 'Crend Rapids, Mich. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, As he stubbed his toe against the bed, 8t'?-MMfTDC'i 'lSfzx '-The Paseo Press, Paseo High School. q WOODWARD FAVORITES As you might expect, the favorite Wood- ward study is study hall when the teacher isn't in. History, French, Spanish, mechani- cal drawing, shorthand, journalism, Eng- lish and commerce and industry were also voted favorites. In Woodward's four courses--genral, aca- demic, industrial arts, and commercial-- approximately forty different subjects are being taught. Sixteen units, which average four sub- jects a year are necessary for graduation. Most subjects give one credit a semester, two credits for a year which equals one unit. Musical selections ranged from classical to jazz. America, Star Spangled Banner, Melody in F, Sweet Mystery of Life,.As You Desire Me, All American Girl, Indian Love Call, and Roses of Picardy rank among the students as favorites. 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ATHLETIC BOARD A POLAR BEARS BEAT BEARS ON ROAD F03 TWO GAMES 2 VOTES FOR BREAK HOLLAND TEAM 42-14 MEETING W AP AKONET A AND TRGYL Woodward Severs Relations With Cowboys After Libbey Stand A This is the exact reply to the letter received from Libbey can- celing the Woodward-Libbey Thanksgiving Day game. . December 16, 1932 Libbey Athletic Association Libbey High School J Toledo, Ohio G Attention of Mr. H. S. Stapleton t : en emen We have received your letter of De- cember 14 stating that the Libbey Ath- letic Council has unanimously decided to contract DeVilbiss High School for a football game on Thanksgiving Day. Our athletic board had hoped for dif-X ferent action on the part of your athlet- ic oflicials because Woodward has al- ways maintained such friendly relations with Libbey High School, and have felt that those relations should not be severed because of any monetary con- sideration. We had hoped that the early reports in the newspapers were false, and atiently waited for a reply from yourllnoard, hocping that these splendid relations woul continue. We feel that the money consider- ation in this matter does not warrant any such action since contests in high school athletics are not promoted prima- rily for the sake of making moneyg and, whenever Toledo high schools com- mercialize to the extent that Libbey has in this matter we think it is better that relations be discontinued. Our athletic board met on December 15 and unanimously voted to discon- tinue athletic relations with Libbey High School for 1933. Yours truly, WOODWARD ATHLETIC ASSN. By C. M. Meek, Secretary. 1.111.111 LIGHTWEIGHT TEAM DEFEATS HOLLAND Homer Hanham's Polar Bear reserves, led by Gifford Meacham and Ted Czarcenski, trimmed the Holland second team 34-9 in their game last week. The lightweights used a strong defense as well as an offense to beat the Holland basketeers. No particular one man on the visi- tor's team made more than two points. Woodward G. F. TP. Holland G. F. TP. Corthell 1 0 2 R.A1bon 0 1 1 Kosydar 1 0 2 Sanecki 1 0 2 Meacham 5 0 10 Manley 1 0 2 Czarcenski 5 0 10 M.Albon 1 0 2 Tscho le 1 0 2 Barker 1 0 2 Malaska 2 0 4 Koi-nowa 1 2 4 Total 16 2 B4 Total 4 l 9 Next Reserve Tilt Jan. 6 Homer Hanham's I Light- weight's are not scheduled to ap- pear against any other quintets until January 6, when they will meet the Whitmer reserves in the Woodward gym. Practice sessions will be held during the Christmas holidays, thereby giving them a chance to brush up on a few of their plays. Hi-Y Enters Tournament Woodward 1 Hi-Y will enter three teams in the inter -high school Hi-Y basketball tourna- ment to be held at the Y. M. C. A December 28. Preliminaries will be played at 9 a.m., eliminations at 2 .p.m. and finals on January, , a . yn , in K Q, A . ,.. . .11 .V ...,-.1-.' 1 I .' -1. rf'-3: Reeves And Szczepanik Lead Scorers In Second Contest Bill Reeves and Stanley Szcze- panik led the point getting as the Woodward Polar Bears walloped the Holland, Ohio, basketball team 42-14 last Friday in the Woodward gym. The game started with a Hol- land basket by Merrill which was followed by two Woodward fouls to tie the count. After that it was a nip and tuck game and at the halftime the score was 20-10. The Bears doubled the score in the second half and the splen- did defense held the Hollanders to four points. Reeves put in eight baskets and three fouls for nineteen points while Szczepanik dropped in six buckets and a foul for thirteen points. Merrill, with ten points, was the Holland high scorer. Woodward G. F. TP Holland G. F. TP DeShetler 0 1 1 Hartman 0 0 0 lsenstein 1 0 2 Manley 0 0 0 Corthell 1 0 2 Newnham 1 0 2 Reeves 8 3 19 Merrill 4 2 10 Szczepanik 6 1 18 L. Pawlicki 1 0 2 Harvey 1 0 2 ' l Total 17 8 42 Total 5 2 14 SOPHOMORES WIN HIT-PIN TOURNEY Captain Leona Wielinski led her seventh hour, Wednesday and Friday sophomore team to a victory over the sixth hour, Tuesday and Friday frosh team, by the score of 19 to 11, last week in the girls' gym, to win the class hit-pin baseball round robin tour- nament. Those playing on the winning team were: Geraldine Ludvikoski, Frances Szenderski, Thelma Wells, Mary Le Grou, Helen Madras, Mary Koch, Margie Shuff, Pearl Murphy, Dorothy Poczekay, Martha Klonowski, Tillie Dulberg, Virginia Saul, and Gladys Johnson. The freshmen were ahead at the end of the fourth inning, but the excellent kicking of the sophs in the last inning, won the game. . There have been one-hundred and fifty spectators daily watching the games in girls' and boys' gym. Margaret Williams, Jeanette Woodbury, Alberta Teall, and Isabelle Larrow ofiiciated. Boys Intra-Mural Club Will Give Victory Dance Jan. 20 Victory Dance will be given by the boys' Intra-Mural club in the girls' gym after the Central- Woodward basketball game, Jan. 20. Bill Sheridaxfs orchestra will furnish the music. Admission will be ten cents. A Committee in charge is Irving 1 Greenspoon, Ken Bauman, Joe Bowers, Leo Kubacki, and Jack ,..x:. . . . - -..1 A , -. -...X -.----r .'.f'-. M.: . . 'Vg-, '.-'-'-X Woodward Quintet Will Attempt To Continue Clean Slate In Court Encounters With A Southern Ohio Teams H it Woodward Polar Bear cagers will attempt to continue their win streak at the expense of the Blume High Red Skins and the Trojans of Troy high school, whom they meet tonight and tomor- row night repectively. Rol Bevan's boys left early today on their first trip of the year. The highly touted Bears, after scoring two impressive victories, will be out to keep their record clean. In these towns in which the Bevanites play they will experience- a different brand of basketball tlgcan the one to which they are ac- . L e li' Bill Reeves and Gifford Meach- am were captains in the Holland game last week. Woodrow De- Shetler and Meacham were cap- tains in the opening tilt. I O I Charley Fritch, for years a loyal Woodward booster, was at the game last week. Charley rode over here with the Holland team but sat on the Woodward side with his usual apples. Coach Bevan, Howard Muar and Marion J aworski were guests i at a dinner which was given by Mr. and Mrs. Otis DeWitt in their home near Volmer's Park. Malaska, Davis, and Corthell are the three boys who play in the reserve game and then don varsity suits and are ready for more work. U l Since Roland Bevan has been at Woodward his football teams have won over every team in Toledo, excepting one which has recently opened for competition in the city. Next year's team may continue this good work and beat all the teams in the city in one season. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Woodward's court team has run up a total of 140 points in its two games so far this year. Fol- lowing are the individual scorers: Reeves ...... . ........................ .......... 5 5 Szczepanik . .................................... 35 lsenstein . ....... ....... 1 7 Harvey ......... ....... 1 5 DeShetler ........ ......... 8 Friedman .................. .......... ......... 6 Corthell .............................................. 4 Varsity Basketball Five To Meet Archbold Dec. 29 Rol Bevan's 1932 basketball quintet will make its last ap- pearance of the year when they meet the Archbold High five at the latter school December 29. A The Archbold team is composed of some tall boys and the mem- bers of the Bears' opponents can shoot from any distance or cor- ner of thefloor, as they demon- st ated against Scott earlier in thleseason,.,:,-,reg - -1 f ,, V up W i 1 .,-. 4 fi V . f ' .1 fl 6 i'fi4..'-Wi. . f .ll customed. The teams playing under the banners of Wapakon- eta and Troy have been stressing the cage game for some time and practically all the boys on both squads have deadly aim and shoot from all angles of the iioor. Coach Rollie Bevan will prob- ably start the same team that opened the game against Holland although last minute changes, may be made. If not, however, Bill Reeves, the boy that has showed remarkable ability in scoring points will start at cen- ter. Woodrow DeShetler and Victor lsenstein, two skillful ball handlers, will be the foward choices, and either Szczepanik' and Harvey or Friedman and Lawson will be the guards. This is the first time the Bears have the Troy team as their opponents and do not know' what to expect, but they are assured of a tough game with Blume as the Red Skins have a veteran team returning. The Wapakoneta team will be out to avenge the 36-24 defeat the Bears handed them last year. Intra-mural Teams To Play Basketball After Vacation With the close of volley-ballArt' Smith, gym instructor, will take over the intra-mural reins after the vacation and will start in with basketball, .the opening? game coming on January 9. ' American league teams play on every first and third after- noon of each week and' National leaguers will meet every second' and fourth afternoon. - Two games will be played each night, and every participant must wear a gym suit. All specta- tors must be in the balcony, has the intra-mural league officials will have guards posted. - ' l.-.....-...--, S Wrestling, Boxing' Classes ff To Begin Practice In 1933 Woodward's wrestling a nd boxing classes will go into exten- sive practice after the Christmas holidays in order to form part of an intra-mural program planned' by their coaches at the beginning- of school after the holidays. E Both classes will be held on Mondays and Wednesdays duri ing conference hour in the boys' gym. Bennie Wexler, coach of the' wrestling class, and LaVerne Kelf. ler, boxing coach, have mapped, -outfa campai , ,whereby .every at-sbe.Qf.e-3'-1-ss+f111.bvs-s4. -- .. a -- -1 . 1. . -1. Ii. -A 4, 1.13-l' -ali'-,'. - Af, ... - 1 5: --L., f. ,. Q .Q E ,k-.WW .x,., , it ,. x uni-' .- 'ff i ' FW wr ' 1- 10. 1, - ff-. Aa.: -1 .. X 1' ' - 'W' 1 ' ' to vrlws 1-V.-3 V- A-rfb f 'l' ' 'La fviii-1.11239 1-'F f fi iX1fLY. r'-A N f 1.121 .' 11' .- .. ' I at T A- s.f.-1.4 - 'N' fm- -- .. - .1- . I -.'. - -. - Y- I - 11, . 1 ' .A H' f. -' -1 .121--S'-w -1.--' -...Sr-: ti- W' 'il'.i5'i-- ' .VW 2.51-lfw 13- 'NfX. : tr all 'fix-iins-i if'-'trim hEl'.a-s::.hLvnA!5'sn3.Q.Ii.+.'i:.:1i'23.5!lg:lL.-inakialnt.mria,3.L..!Rl,.'L'X:g..u..'. 1.1-mlm. -,,-1, Gvlaxrh QLQHJQ-..-.s 'rs-.S ' ' ' 'il - ' A 'P N' ' 1' ' X . ,sue- THE WOOD WARD TATTLER I JUNIORS TO HOLD ANNUAL KID PARTY Third-Year Class Will Give Affair First Week Of New Year Junior Kid Party, the Hrst so- cial function of this class for the year 1933, will be held Thursday, January 5, from 3 till 5 p. m. in the girls' gym. The program will consist of I musical selections by Willard Bonham and Jean Mathie, and a dance by Harvella Bentley. Isabelle Larrow will sing. Royal Woodwardites will furnish the music for dancing, while games such as lotto, checkers, jacks, and cards are to be played by. those members of the class who have a more childish intellect. Refreshments will be served during intermissions. Sole requirement, beside the 10 cent admission price, of those attending this unique affair is to be a chi1d's costume. Carl Dority, assisted by Jean Clifton, Mary Jane Veller, Philip Moore, and Edith Osthimer, is in charge of this affair. Varsity Grid Player Wins Tattler Guessing Contest These Woodward fortune tell- ers are getting quite close in the basketball score guessing. John Zarembski, the winner in last week's contest, turned in the accurate coupon, missing the act- ual score by three points. Mr. Zarembski, who sees all and knows all, is a varsity football player. Perhaps this fact that he was connected with the athletic department gave his crystal a little longer barrel and he most nearly hit the bull's eye. Woodward plays three more games on the road Dec. 22, 23, and 29. The lucky person who guesses the nearest correct score that Woodward counters against Wapakoneta, Troy, and Archbald against the total score of these worthy opponents will receive absolutly free one ticket to the Whitmer-Woodward game. The only requirement, besides guessing the correct score, to win this ducat is to 'dll out the coupon below and drop it into the box in front of the Tattler office no later than 2:45 today. Opponents .......... ....... Woodward ....... ....... Name ............. ...... Home Room ....,.. ........ . ..........,......... Students In Advanced Art Study Interior Decorating Interior decorating, a phase of commercial art, is being studied by third year art students. The work includes a study of exteri- ors, drawing to scale, floor plans, study of furniture, and if possible a trip to an interior decorating shop. Miss June Anderson is the in- structor. - - r ' Under Tattler -' Torch Light ,LQ O as r ,paw K . g I iii iii l--- -H- ---- Christmas Eve, but the Tattler Torch is still beaming. Ah--here comes that portly red figure. What an interview! It's a scoop. Hi, there St. Nicholas. You say you like snow and more snow and that you received your de- gree from the school of experi- ence. Also, that you enjoy read- ing children's letters and that you are bothered frequently by long distance calls and countless request . Yes, we know that you are a devoted public servant and that you have never failed to please your public. Also that you have the greatest following in the world fEr, followed but never caughti. You've been called everything from Santa Claus to Kris Kringle and from jolly to beaming. Brr, yes, I've traveled exten- sively in every country in the world. I usually use reindeer but if l'm rushed I revert to my new high-powered aeroplane. My favorite colors are red and green and my hobby is slip- ping spotlessly through chim- SJ! ney How did you start this busi- nessf' I addressed the Grand Old Man. He smiled benignly, patted his rotund form and van- ished as the Torch flickered and faded. ' Merry Christmas, I called and dreamt of recharged bat- teries. Cast Announced For Next Senior Dramatic Club Play Cast for the Senior Dramatics production, Violin Maker of Creemonaf' has been announced. Roberta DuMonte has the leading role, with Marvin Trattner as her lover. Arthur Kaminsky enacts the role of a i hunchback. The part of the father has not yet been cast. The plays planned for De- cember 16 have been postponed until after thegholidays.- CLOTHES ARE GIVEN TO NEEDY STUDENTS Miss Cronk At Head Of Work, Ten To Fifteen Are Helped Weekly Through th e help of Miss Grace Cronk, head of the welfare work here, ten to fifteen Wood- ward students are being helped each week. Dresses, shirts, hats, purses, underwear, stockings, sweaters, shoes, and caps are donated by Woodward teachers and students. In the storeroom located on the third fioor everything is arranged as nearly as possible according to s i z e. There are usually sixty pairs of shoes when the drawers are filled, but at the present they contain thirty pairs. Miss Laura Adams and Miss Angela Abair are assisting sew- ing girls who are making things over. Miss Cronk says that Wood- ward is perhaps in more need of relief than any other school, and that thus far, more than three hundred students have been helped. Bedding and boys' cloth- ing are especially needed now.. Besides being a teacher of bi- ology and sophomore girls' su- pervisor, Miss Cronk has charge ofthe welfare work of the Parent- Teacher Club, which has helped those students in need of glasses. Vocational Guidance Head Elected Chapter Chairman E. L. Clark, director of vocation- al guidance at Woodward, was elected chairman of the local chapter of Phi Delta Kappa, hon- orary educational fraternity. The local chapter has 22 mem- bers of whom Mr. Clark and Mr. Alberstett are the Woodward representatives. Press Club To Meet Toledo High School Press As- sociation will hold its first meet- ing of the year 1933, Wednesday January 4, at Libbey High School. Printing will be the sub- ject discussed. STUDES COME FROM VENTUROUS VIKINGS Ancestors Sailed Instead Of Hanging Down From Family Trees When I found that I was able to figure out that we were called Polar Bears because this school is in the North end, beamed the Tattler Gossip- Seeker, I decided to trace the ancestry of some of these four year old cubs down to the time of the Vikings. Genealogically speaking, Bob Scans' great granddad's uncle was Hading, the brave, Swan- white, the warrior Princess, was Pauline Lebovitz's mother's mother-in-law's aunt. Abe Stramm decended from Balder, the handsome Lillian Geeenburg from Arillu the vengeful, Joseph Desparois from Uife the silent, Harold Ardner, from Irik, the quick-wited, Donald Schaefer from Frode the great, Evelyn Johnson from Starksed the faith- ful, Marv Leattner from Rogn- held, the lover, and Ann Ein from Elsa, the beloved. For a while I couldn't recon- cile Synthe, the pale maid, as the ancestress of Phyllis Windstine, but she proved it all right. Bertha Rappaport claims to have a pic- ture of Helga, the coy, in the family album. Harriet Maier bears a remark- able resemblance to Elda, the beautiful, as does Tessie Krimmis to Euksisa, the cool headed. Max Degendorfer reminds one of Thorkill, the wanderer, John Eisenrich, Sigrid, the fearless, Arthur Wenber, Evan, the hot headed. Elise The Swede Vid- lund claims the great Erik for her family tree. Next time you go digging up facts, dig yourself six feet of earth, sputters the editor. Well, if I'm not wanted, so long. DARROW SPEAKS ON CRIME fEd.itor's note- This is a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum as re- ported by Robert Mitchell and Robert Ridenour.J , Clarence Darrow, e m i n e n t criminal attorney, philanthro- pist, and thinker, substituted for Father John A. Ryan as speaker for the town Hall series last Saturday. Mr. Darrow, who spoke on The Cause and Cure of Crime, blames crime on poverty and said that the prison could right- fully be called home of the poor for in the penal institution of Sing Sing there is but one wealthy man. Mr. Darrow claimed that a man who steals that he may live, such as a burglar, is a criminal by law, while the big financiers, who through large scale swindles which have brought on depres- sions such as we are enduring today, are free. Heredity and environment have much to do with shaping the career of the potential criminal, for right and wrong are based on customs of people. Criminal class, Mr. Darrow said, is made up of poor, un- educated, unintelligent, unfor- tunate, simple - minded people. Their curing could not be gained by punishing, for this does not change them but only makes them more careful, but by brotherly love through education the overthrow of the present capitalistic system, and an equal distribution of Wealth. I 1 ' ' -- 31, OODW RD T TTLER fi 7 . . . 5 Constantly, Consistently Constructivei' - J p w A Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, January 6, 1933 No. 16 STUDENTS CHOOSE TOLEDO DELEGATE TWO ATTEND STATE SENIOR YEARBOOK . LITTLE WOMEN TO FACULTY MEET TEACHERS MEETING CAMPAIGN BEGINS Juniors Select Play Running For Winter Season In New York In honor of Louisa Mae Alcott's one hundredth anniversary the junior class play committee has chosen the play Little Women, which will be directed by Miss Dorothy Kellogg. This play is be- ing revived this year in New York for the winter season by a leading theatre group. Major characters will be selec- ted by Miss Kellogg from the junior dramatic society, Ye Cur- taine Players. Play committee consists of Carl Polcyn, chairman, Frank Siadak, Marjory Devlin, Mary Jane McDonald, George Geordt, Chester Plichinski, and Marcel Olender. Sophomore class has selected Once in a Palace, a three act fairy tale, for their annual play. Tryouts were held yesterday. Miss Dorothy Kellogg will direct the production. Woodward Junior Attends Chicago Anti-war Congress Carl Joseph left Toledo De- cember 25 via the thumb route to attend the Anti-War Congress in Chicago, December 28 and 29. He received five pick-ups and after arriving there he spent two days in sight-seeing. 1000 college and high school students attended the convention. He left Chicago on January 1, traveling by bus and arrived home a week after his departure. A resume of the events at the congress is given on page one. Friendship Club Taffy Pull Scheduled For January 28 Annual taffy pull, sponsored by the Friendship club, will be held Saturday, January 28, at the Y. W.C.A. Senior Hi-Y boys are cordially invited to attend. Committee in charge is headed by Margaret Higgins assisted by Edmund Brooks, of the Hi-Y, who is in charge of entertain- ment. Admission will be 10 cents. Seventy Attend Party Seventy members of the Hi-Y and Friendship clubs attended the Christmas party held re- cently in the Riverside Park shelter house by the boys' or- ganization. Members of the Hi-Y furnished ,refreshments and entertainment was provided by Lois Hotz, Alvina Piesewicz, and -Willard Bonham. s p . -X ' I u I Mr. Van Tassel Clyde Van Tassel, instructor of economic geography, was one of Toledo's six official delgates who attended the Ohio State Teach- ers' Convention at Columbus dur- ing the Christmas vacation. Members Of Social Science Club Hears Depression Talk Mrs. Mary Carvin who has spoken over the radio many times, talked here Tuesday, Jan- uary 3, on The War of Depres- sion to members of the Social Science club and interested stu- dents in the anditorium. A strik- ing statement of Mrs. Carvin's was that the sixteen hour week would furnish everything we need besides providing much leisure time of which we should make good use. Miss Mabel .Rutan is adviser of the Social Science club. International Members To Repeat Armistice Program Members of the International club who took part in the Armis- tice day play at Woodward have been asked to present the same program Wednesday,January 11, at three-thirty at the combined Hi-Y and Friendship clubs meet- ing of DeVilbiss. The same cast will be used. Colored students will be asked to sing. Miss Adrienne Curtis and Nellie Flaum are in charge of the program. Financing Of Schools Is Main Item Of Interest At Convention Clyde Van Tassel was one of the six oiiicial delegates from Toledo who attended the Ohio State Teachers' Associatson con- vention at Columbus during the Christmas vacation, December ssssss. - 27-29, A. Dean J o h n s on, ap- p o i n t e d by P r e si d e n t Williams ofthe O. E. A. as a member of the l e gi sl a ti v e f s advisers c o m- ' mittee of the present. Mr. is-- . 'E' J I Lili' Mr Johnson state, was also Johnson had been given cre- dentials to vote with the Toledo delegates. Outstanding item of interest was financing of the schools of the state. The Mort plan was accepted by the teachers after certain changes were made which concerned further relief for city schools. The plan calls for less tax on real-estate and more tax from an indirect nature. ' During the discussion on teachers' retirement system, the governer gave his assurance that he would permit no changes in this system. Teachers were as- sured that its financial condition was sound. Important state wide studies by special committees were sub- mitted and approved. Chief entertainment was fur- nished Wednesday evening by an All-State high school chorus, directed by Griffith J. Jones of Glenville High School, Cleveland, and an orchestra lead by Eugene J. Weigel, Professor of Music at Ohio State University. The group consisted of iive hundred high school students from Ohio. Q ' SPEAKERS ATTACK WAR Q i'Realizing that war results from the economic confliction of present social orders, if we wish to do away with war, we must do away with the present social order. This was the general idea expressed by the speakers who addressed the anti-war con- gress held in Chicago, December 28 and 29, which Carl Joseph, member of the Woodward Inter- national club, attended. Anti-war means opposition to all phases of war, class, civil, im- perialist, and defensive. Th e three main points agreed upon by the speakers and delegates were: combating militarism in schools, such as the R.O.T.C.g I not permitting the use of schools in any way for war-time prepar- ations, allow free speech among teachers. This last point was especially stressed by Scott Nearing and J .B. Matthews who were ousted from schools where they taught because of their views. Among the other speakers were Upton Close of Washington State, Donald Henderson, of Columbia, Earl Browder, secre- tary of the Communist party, and Jane Adams, win ner of the Nobel Peace Award. All speakers but Jane Adams were quite radical. College students from China, Philippine Islands, Cuba, Col- umbia, and South America, gave short addresses to the group. X ,f - . l Fourth Year Sxudentsx Get Chance To Purchase Sagas Earlier lil Senior students will be'given the chance to purchase it h e i r Saga-Tattlers before t h e 1933 Woodward year book is to go up for sale to the rest of the school. The campaign, which is to be held during the weeks of January 9 to 20, is under the direction of Mar- vin Trattner, business manager. Sale of books will be conducted through the American govern- ment classes. Salesmen are rep- resentatives chosen in each class by those in charge of the cam- paign. Charles Kimberly is di- recting the senior sale. Price ofthe Saga-Tattler is 31.50 with a down payment of at least twenty-five cents. All payments, to be completed by April 15, will be made to the respective class salesmen. A prize to be awarded to the class with the highest per- centage is being considered. Director Of Ohio Museum To Discuss Mound Builders The Toledo Field Naturalist Association will sponsor an ad- dress to be given by Henry C. Shetrone, director of the Ohio State Museum, on The Mound Builders, at 8:00 p.m., Tuesday, Jan. 17, at the Toledo Art Museum. The speech will be illustrated with various pictures of the Mound Builders of the Ohio region. The public is invited. Riders Of Purple Sage To Be Shown Next Thursday Monday, January 9, there will be a double fourth hour to make it possible to show the movie, f'Riders of the Purple Sage to be given Thursday, January 12, during conference hour Admission will be 10 cents and the proceeds will be used to pay for the talkie machine. Noted Tenor At Forum Albert Rappaport, noteditenor, will discuss The Nations of the World in Song at the Open Fo- rum, Saturday night, January 7. Mr. Rappaport is a philosopher and scholar as well as a brilliant artist and formerly was with the Chicago Grand Opera Company. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick and Marie Schwab will attend this lecture. - , ' , . . X ' Tl? T' - '5TF' f'5?fdYf . .,Pi5 '.f-WYQT lf? FTF! S'4'1?T' ' gs wp rf es- ,jf I -e -gr e- -.-1' ,cyl yzx ir . .f -,H r ' .gg .H 9 i A I . e..-I.,-E.:-Q., - x , THE WOODWARD TA'1'I'LER I I ' A l I A THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Published and Printed Every School Week by the By Mr, LaRug I P 'l fWd dH'hSh LP' S30 4 . . um S Ser SES siiiglg issugce . . . We are twins and look alike. When we ' U Vagatlflfas otferl Did You .retllm were at school my brother threw an eraser if ,y. to SC 0011 BS 5? fnormgg mango' and hit the teacher. She whipped me. She - , fated- fu Of am H1011 an rea X to didn't know the difference, but 1 did. I went lille.. ..-' tackle really hard Work agam? to be married, but my brother arrived atthe i jEz'lXlli'QQexN em That Sgthe Way We Should feel' but church first, and married the girl. She didn't SSW do We- realize it, but 1 did. But 1 got even fer all . TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ......... ........ I 1411233 'gtzirslu Feature Editor ........ ............ D orothy Shore Humor Editor ...... ................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader ............. ,...,...... L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ......... ........... ll Iarie Swaya Display Editor ......... ,.................. E thel Dull Club Editor ........... ............... A nna Wegener Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ............................................ Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitzg Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Cliftong Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webb, Club, Robert Ridenour. -. ,- Miss Marie J. Doering lfaculty Advisers .............. I Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stu d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. HERE will be three groups of students taking the coming exams. One division will write on their papers what they have learned in a semester of studying. Another will answer what they learned in a few nights of cramming. The third will answer nothing, having studied and crammed accordingly. The only bad thing about it in the eye of many students is that each group will receive the grade it respectively deserves. I I I THERE is plenty of room in Woodward for New Year resolutions, but we will not suggest making any because of their reputation of easy breakage. January I is annually a day when individual reform movements are begun by everyone, but the following week sees these improvement campaigns unfortunately forgotten. Know- ing this, may we suggest instead that you quit making resolutions and begin acting as you know best' I I IT IS too bad that more students can- not attend the Town Hall and Open Forum lectures weekly. Each speaker is an abridged text book in himself, an authority on the present day affairs, the knowledge of which will help any high school gradu- ate more than the knowledge of ancient history. I I I THE sale of Saga-Tattlers to the seniors ' during the next two weeks should produce gratifying results. This yearbook will be a treasured possession to a grad- uate who has his entire senior year sum- med up in a single cover. Every fourth year student should buy oneg the price is low enough to permit this. I .V I , Vacations are iinelboth in antici- pation and realization, but it is doubtful whether they are as beneficial as we some- times believe. We can at least voice the doubt of those that are too frequent or too long.- They react on us just as the breaking train- ing reacts upon the athlete. When the foot- ball team disbands, each member lives his own life as he pleases. If he cares to, he keeps irregular hours, eats any kind of food. at any time, and takes no regular exercised Suppose after ten days of this the coach suddenly called all of the players together for a game. Of course you know what would happen, the team that had broken training would crumple before any kind of assault. The same is true of us vacationists. We have broken training. It takes us a day or two or even longer after we get back from our vacation to get down to work again. However, the athlete could not always keep in strict training without going stale and prob- ably we too would go stale on the job were there no vacations. Perhaps in order to do full justice to the subject it should be charac- terized somewhat as Mark Twain described smoking. A very demoralizing, expensive and highly pleasing habit. OFF 'N. N I SAYS POLA BAER The most beautiful Woodward girl-- flf you don't agree send in your own versionl. Shape of face--Phyllis Dull Teeth-Edith MacKinnon Hair-Virginia Powell Eyebrows-Sharon Leibovitz I Nose-Ethel Dull Lips--Jane Staiger ' Smile-Antoinette Glowacki Complexion-Alvira Polito Figure-Leona Kreft Ankles-Ruth Boehler Personality-Mary Jane Veller. ll S O Who's Who? Alice Gregorek, treasurer of the Junior Class. F 3 i LAST MINUTE FLASHES Dorothy Skeldon slamming her locker to make a dash to class. , Meyer Holfenbloom consoling Mary Lou Mundwiler over the loss of her books. Everyone telling everyone else that they haven't seen them since last year. Paul Landwehr resolved to pass girls up. He won't have to. They pass anyone in the hall. Stella Dzeidzic used the Xmas vacation to become ala Crawford. Given a few more days she was going to be a la Garbo. Seniors seem awfully anxious to part with a dollar and a half seeing how many want to be the Saga's first subscriber. Dorothy and Gladys Dimke have decided not to become one of those sister teams. Stick to your dimples, girls. Dear Miss Baer, . I I Why does Dfirginia Mann give all her at- tention to gir s. D D. Disconsolate Me. ear isc, She's a Mann, isn't she? 4 Pola Baer. , v that, I died last week and they buried him. -Orange and Black, Upper Sandusky, Ohio. li 8 1 You wish to marry my daughter, can you cook, sew, wash, iron, sweep, and darn? The young man gave a puzzled laugh. Why ask me if I can do all these things? Because, said her father, Mary can't. -Orange and Black,Upper Sandusky,Ohio. . Q i I Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Tomorrow there may be a law against it. -The Retina, Toledo, Ohio. as gs sf A well known doctor in the east recently . went mad because he found that his patient I that he had been treating ten years f or yellow jaundice was Chinese.-The News, Eau Claire, Wisconsin. I F i ' To supply the Santa Clauses of York, Pennsylvania, with the wool for their whis- kers, it would take a herd of approximately 15 sheep. Of course, since every Santa Claus is fat, this is in round numbers.- York High Weekly, York, Pennsylvania. S 3 i 1 Are you subject to tempers? Do you blow up easily, like a balloon, or are you an l even-tempered person who generally is very l calm, bu t who sometimes becomes very 3 angry? ' ' l Which would you rather be, a balloon which does not last long, or a tire which wears for years.-Normal College News, I Ypsilanti, Miehignn. I I Q U I have let my mustache and beard grow and am wearing blue spectacles. How did you recognize me? l By my umbrella! --The Craftsman, Mil- waukee, Wisconsin. S if K Teacher: Willie, can you tell me why Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence? ' I Willie: Cause he couldn't afford to hire a l stenographer I guess.-Scribe News, Oak- land, California. 1 - l WOODWARD FAVORITES l Clara Bow is Woodward's favorite act- . ress with Constance Bennett and Nancy Carroll also receiving votes. Clark Gable was the highest ranking among the male actors with Fatty Arbuckle a close second. Others receiving votes were El Brendel, Ronald Colman, Edmund Lowe, Norman Foster, Neil Hamilton, Warren William, I and George Arliss. l The weekly magazines, Saturday Eve- ning Post, Colliers, and Liberty are favor- ites. We have, however, some intellectuals reading Time and Forum as well as the love-sick girls reading True Story. There were numerous suggestions for the Tattler some of which were impossible to put into effect, for example: making a five s I column paper and cheaper rates. One stu- dent wanted a society column. ' Cheaper rates seem to be the cry of the Woodward student-body. -, - , I .-f. f. . 'V . i i I 151. ' i. ,Q .- g I x I , , 1 .. '- ,gn ' A 4 A. , A- , ., . 1. r.... 5 I--.-.ri .e manga..,f-Qge-TL.n:'-,Qsn 1.LQn,L,eQQf3in3iliJ Lf.. wv , xx .r J rs-...-.g-3.1 1- egg- f .4 A ., v,ff -:.'v-v- .. ... Q .. .- . .. U, ,.2q,f:' :2i'ui,fsfrgg 1,l,..g,.,:,,rf S ::'-PQ13-' i A -'. Q. V - l ii' ': A . I P K ' fi A. , ' I 2 . x ' we ' - 1 THE WOODWARD TA'l'1'LERj I - A . A - ' ' I ' Q I 1 POLAR BEARS TAKE 4 HI-Y WINS THREE WOODWARD MEETS THREE ROAD TILTS B251 FKTS CHAMPIONSHIPS WHITMER HIGH FIVE I Bears . Return Undefeated Over Barn-storming Holiday Trip Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bear basketeers annexed their first tilt of the three game barn-storm- ing trip when they set back the Red Skins of Wapakoneta 38 to 22. Reeves was the outstanding offensive man dropping in six buckets and two foul shots for a total of fourteen points. Woodward G. F. TP. Wapakoneta G. F. TP. Szczepanik 3 0 6 Logan 2 0 4 Isenstein 2 3 7 Chesbrough 1 1 8 Reeves 6 2 14 Jacobs 3 1 7 Harvey 0 2 2 Wolfe 4 0 8 Friedman 4 1 9 Swonguer 0 0 0 Total 15 8 38 Total 10 2 22 BEARS WIN OVER TROY Woodward cage quintet con- tinued their high Scoring and received a 46 to 27 verdict over the Trojans of Troy for the second victory on the road trip. Stanley Szczepanik paved the way for the triumph with his twenty-one points. Snider with fifteen points was the Trojans' high scorer. Woodward G. F. TP. Troy G. F. TP. Szczepanik 10 1' 21 Bumm 1 0 2 Isenstein 3 1 7 Snider 7 1 15 Reeves 4 4 12 Covonlet 2 1 5 Friedman 1 0 2 Penrod 1 0 2 Harvey 0 4 4 Walpole 0 2 2 Swisher 0 1 1 Total 18 10 46 Total 11 5 27 TIGERS BOW TO BEARS Woodward's Blue and White cagers won their third and final game of the trip, and also scored their fifth consecutive win ofthe season, when they set back the Orange and Black stubborn squad of Archbold by the score of 30 to 20. Bill Reeves added twelve more points to his total to lead the Bear scorers. Ed Storer gathered 8 points to lead his team. Woodward G F TP. Archbold G F TP. Szczepanik 4 1 9 Storer 3 2 8 Isenstein 9 1 7 Stinson 2 1 5 Reeves 6 0 12 Bowers 0 2 2 Harvey 0 0 0 Lauber 0 2 2 Friedman 0 2 2 Short 1 1 3 Total 18 4 80 Total 6 8 20 Zets Trounce Junior Team To Take Baseball Tourney Zetaletheans, taking an early lead, trounced the Juniors 21 to 9, winning the intra-mural hit-pin baseball tournament in the girl 's Margaret Williams and Phyllis Netz pitched for the Zets, alter- nating every inning. Captain of the Juniors, Lucy Gust, and Verna Kreslak pitched for the class team. The Juniors, who were very ex- cited, lost their nervousness in the fifth inning and made up for previous errors, allowing the op- ponents but one run. i Jean Clifton captained the literary society. Other members of the winning team are: Har- riet Maier, Lucie Stipes, Marga- ret Keefer, Georgette L u t if e, Grace Euranius, Dorothy Smol- inski, and Mary Jane McDonald. -Gertrude Anselm and Jeanette Last year the Polar Bear cagers s c O r e d 304 points in twelve games. This year Rol Bevan's Bears have scored 254 points in five games and still have seven games to go.. . - Of that total of the Bears' points Bill Reeves has scored 93 and is near the total Randolph Smith, high scorer last year, established throughout the en- tire season. . ' ' There is a rumor that the boys' intra-mural managers will play the faculty cagers in the near fu- ture--someone suggested that the winner of the girls' tourna- ment play a team composed of feminine members of the faculty in the preliminary game--that ought to draw a pretty good crowd. Some members of the Wood- ward varsity football team are sporting their new sweaters and letters--it won't be long until the old colors are gone. VOLLEY-BALL STANDINGS Joe Bowers' Polish Knights and Stanley Niewiadomskfs Ma- chine Shop teams, the former with one defeat and the latter with a clean slate, were crowned champions of their respective leagues. The teams will meet in the near future to decide the school championship. Following are the teams in the Order which they finished. American Won Lost Pct. 1 857 Polish Knights 6 . Electrical Club 5 2 .741 Auto Mechanics 4 3 .571 Senior Hi-Y 4 3 .571 Quill and Dagger 3 4 .428 Art Klan 3 4 .428 International 2 5 .285 French Club 1 6 .143 National Won Machine Shop 7 . Lost Pct. 0 1.000 Commerce Club 6 1 .857 Pica Club 5 2 .741 General Shop 4 3 .571 Peiuper Club 3 4 .428 Pencil Pushers 3 4 .428 Junior Hi-Y 1 6 .143 Latin Club 0 7 .000 INDIVIDUAL SCORING Bill Reeves continues to hold the top position among the Bears in total points scored as he polled the greatest number of points for the last three games. Following are the individual scorers: .i-..1..i-i Reeves ....... ,................................... 9 3 Szczepanik ........... 4 .....,.................. 71 Isenstein ......... ......... 3 8 Harvey ......... ......... 2 1 Friedman ......... ......... 1 9 DeShetler ....... ....- . X8- . ....... Freshmen, Juniors, Seniors Victors In Annual Tournament Woodward Hi-Y club won three out of a possible four champion- ships in the annual Hi-Ycity tour- nament held at the Y. M. C. A. last Monday. Freshman, junior, and senior teams were victorious in their Hnal tilts, the sopho- mores losing the first game. The freshmen team defeated the Waite frosh 15 to 13. Junior team was victorious over Perrys- brug entrants 26-4, while the senior team set back the Waite fourth year men 23 to 16. The teams consisted of: Ralph Bratt, Olin B o r O u g h f, Roger Schultz, Robert Balli, and Bill Wheaten on the freshman team, Leon Phifer, Charles Stewart, Henry Nichpor, Paul Trepinski, Willis Zipfil, and Dan Slawski, on the junior team, Carl Monto, George Fraser, Vernon -Burke, Roman Suszka, Ralph Michalak, Charles Borchardt and J ac k Lockert on the senior team. Stanley Walczak Leader Of Woodward Scoroguessers Hail! Hail! All ye members of our worthy clan, the Scoro- guessers. Upon bended knee honor thy new leader, Stanley Walczak. This most honorable personage well deserves the po- sition of chief tribesman. The reason is that His Honor placed his decision in regard to Wood- ward's total score and their op- ponent's score and missed by one point. Therefore with a grand bowing gesture donate your respects to the crackerjack clansman, Sir Walczak, whose efforts won him a ticket to the Whitmer-Woodward game. Now, you remaining members have a chance to gain honor and the respect of your fellow- guessers. The opportunity con- sists of merely expressing your guess of the score the Whitmer- Woodward game on paper and place it in the Tattler box no later than 2:30 today. The game is tonight. All set? Whitmer ......... ...........,........................ Woodward ........... ..... Name .............. .. Home Room ....................... , ..... ..... WOODWARD AND CENTRAL IN CHANGE After a few weeks of dickering, Woodward ofiicials drew the con- sent of Central High school heads to change the date of the annual grid meeting between the Irish and the Bears from Armistice Day to the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Athletic Director C. M. Meek announced that if Woodward played a Thanksgiving game next year it would be with an, Bevanites Stack Up' Against Toughest Team e Of Season Woodward high school Polar Bear quintet will be out to add their sixth victory to their list when they meet the Whitmer high cagers in the Woodward gym tonight. Coach Stacy is bringing a ball club with a fairly impressive rec-- H- Ord and should give the Bears the first real test of the year. Crow and Edmunds will be at forwards when the whistle blows. Monday will be the center and Raney and Owens are expecting to start at guards. Raney and Crow are the outstanding point getters and the former had a remarkably high record asa scorer last year. ' The Whitmer center is every- thing a center should be and in- tends to hold the high scoring Reeves in the palm of his hand. Roland Bevan will use his reg- ular line-up with Szczepanik and Isenstein at fowards, Friedman and Harvey at guards, with Bill Reeves at pivot. Reeves and Szczepanik with ninty-three and seventy-one points respectively, are the Bears' chief offensive threats and will no doubt be the outstanding players in the game. This tilt, should prove the strength the Bevanites have and also their chance to win the game against Waite next week. BEAR CUBS ANNEX ARCHBOLD CONTEST Captain Gilford Meacham, with 7 points, led. his Polar Bear Cubs to a 26 to 13 triumph over the Archbold Reserves. Both teams started out in a rather slow fashion as they were both deadlocked with one point each for the first four minutes of play. Meacham then sank a field goal and Homer Hanhanfs boys were never behind after that. , u Woodward G. F. TP. Archbold G. F. TP. Corthell 1 1 3 Roth 2 0 4 Kosydar 2 0 4 Rupp 2 1 5 Meacham 3 1 7 Stinson 1 0 2 Czarcenski 1 3 5 Hollingshead 0 1 1 J azwicki 1 0 2 Storrer 0 1 1 Hiltman 1 1 3 Michalak 1 0 2 ' Total 10 26 Total 5' 3 13 ' 1.-. T.-, I Woodward Lightweights Meet Whitmer Reserves Homer Hanham'S lightweight cagers will attempt f to keep their slate clean when they meet the Whitmer reserves in the tonight. Corthell and Meacham will be' at the forwards with Czarcenskiii at center. Davis and Malaska or- Michalak will be the guards. . The Whitmer team has won three games and has been de- feated but once andvshould give 7.1 z.. . .Nt I . 1 f . I png. w' .fi ,in g . 1 X gi H! .' Fx ix, .11 1951 4. as - I2 s 1. .-X 1-. -ci. .x sw: -Q ii .E if I. .K- 61 L . l It ng -A 31 X s-.- .tr vi i .X T .,X 1 'IH -I if ---x 5 , 'C is . . ,. 2.1- 1 .- Qi . .T -I ,F , x S 5 . 1 ' 'wx it .4 'f ..L1 13 :' Kd ,Q x L. '. J V JK? ,Q I-A in I Q. .x 0 ' -- . . is ,A -1- KV W' 8 .A ..s' gi preliminary to the varsity game A . . ,I . xr... n .VL rg Q, .2 A - be ...A 49' I -1: gf! :A out of town 0IJPonent.awayfromfthe Woodward team real com-'ii-fill Petition. f E -' 1-.. I .fi Woodbury ofliciated. - ','. - - Corthell....... ..... 14 home. , , gi . ' 1, .Q Q. g Q H X M A I . - , if 1. P 1. I' f pf ' j ' ' - 3 Q ' , , Q' L. ' :gi x , :, ,rig 1 J. , -611. xffqff .Wi-lil,-li l,.Af,: T-Q: f -. ' i -- 'T U . 5.42 f.- . S. Q' '-.' 1 Q 'g'Q..x 4. ,.,'. ,IQ fag-,.:,,:a'3..1'i --,' 3 ilriiihckpg-J ..:, QL25-fill?fail-:siiSHi.i-..ig-.Sl.liietiffxbzlilggf-..i'1 ,'.'.'f 5 4 .'i?5i'1l1li?ils:r5:f. if 4'l' if-1 .'.- is sg.- E ge 4 . N fs N x. X .lx H I , 1 3 .i 1 1. .3 -e. . .I . TI-IE WOODWARD TATTLER GRADES RECEIVED ON SENIOR TESTS Leon Zotkow Ranks At Top Of Class In State Examination Results of the state psycholog- ical tests given to seniors sever- al weeks ago were received by E. L. Clark, who supervised the examinations. Leon Zotkow re- ceived the highest score, 206 points out of a possible 292, to get a grade of A. He ranks in the highest ten percent of the state. Margaret Smith, Robert Clark, Leona Jacobs, and Sara Katz were second, third, fourth, and fifth respectively. These students are in the top twenty percent of the state and also received A's. Other seniors making A were Dorothy Redman, Richard Chrza- nowski, Kathryn Jackman, Stan- ley Wisniewski, and Marvin Trattner in their respective order. William Rosenberg, Paul Land- Wehr, Fred Katz, Lilian Green- berg, James Nassar, and Margar- et Walker, who rated a B grade, ranked next in the class. Grades are given by the fol- lowing scale: 151-292, A, 105-150, B, 61-104, C, 42-60, D, 0-41, F. Any senior wishing to know his grade may inquire at Mr. Clarkis office. - Girls Standing Following are the standings of the girls' intra-mural teams at the close of the hit-pin baseball tournament. Inter - club W.L. Z ets ..................... .......... 7 0 Friendship ......... .......... 6 2 Wildfire ......... ........ ..4 3 Boosters ......... .......... 4 3 Inter-Circle ....... ......... . 3 4 French ............ .......... 2 5 Latin ,.... ............ .......... 1 6 Peris ....................... .......... 1 6 Inter-class Juniors ............... .......... 7 0 Sophs ............... ........ s .6 1 Fresh.4 ........ .......... 4 3 Fresh.2 ........ . ....... 3 4 Fresh.3 ........ .... .3 4 Fresh.5 ........ ... .... ............ . .3 4 Fresh.1 ........................................ 1 6 Seniors .................................. .... 1 6 The Zets beat the Juniors for first place and the sophs. won from the friendship club for third place. Forum Dates Are Set At the Friendship and Hi-Y clubs annual forums to be held each Sunday in the month of February at 3 P. M. the Wood- ward chapters of these clubs will take care of the following on stat- ed dates: February 12, devotions, February 19, refreshments, Feb- ruary 26, music for group singing. Home Nursing In Display Miss Hazel Coyfs home nurs- ing classes have charge of the Tattler display this week. Proper articles necessary for a baby's bath will be exhibited and the correct way to prepare and give the bath is to be shown. Under The Tattler Torch Light 1 Y L Mr. Alberstett The gleam from the Tattler Torch seems doubly bright as it enters room 249 -- and no wonder --it is combined with the flashing smile of Vernon K. Alberstett, adviser of the student council, who works untiringly to make this organization a success. Mr. Alberstett enthusiastically told this humble person of the days when he attended the University of Illinois, where he received his Bachelor of Arts degree. Along with imbibing a little this and that at the University of Chicago where he played basketball, Mr. Alberstett received his Masters degree. Not satisfied with these achievements he attended the University of Wisconsin for two years. He can cook, sew or anything. Modestly he adds he cankeep the family from starving. Mr. Alberstett has no favorite dish and he says he can never, never resist food. My best pal, he proudly informs us, is Mrs. Alberstett. I play at golf and we learned from other sources that Mr. Al- berstett shoots scores like 95 on 18 holes! He doesen't care for playing but does so for purely social reasons, he would rather read some of Kipling's poems or work in his garden. The Torchlight dims as we re- luctantly take leave of the teach- er who likes light opera and dance music just so it isn't too hotcha! Committees Selected For Annual French Club Prom Committees for the fifth annu- al Co-ed Prom, a feminine masquerade to be p r e s e n te d March 3, in the Woodward ball- room by the French club, have been appointed Nellie Flaum' is chairman of I decoration committee, M a r i e Swaya, publicity, V i r g i n i a Stackowitz, entertainment, Sam Schall, orchestra, K a t h r y n Jackman, refreshment, June! Rose Imoberstag, checkroomgf 1 Charles Stewart, cleanup. 9 EDUCATION TRENDS CHANGE EACH YEAR Student Enrollment Grows In Decade, Costs Published Trends in American education have increased considerably. American public schools have in- creased in enrollment 99. 9 per- cent between 1920 and 1930, while high school alone increased one- half million. Children from the ages of 5 to 17, enrolled in public school, have increased from 77. 8 percent in 1920 to 81. 33 percent in 1930. Of every 100 children enrolled in 1920 only 75 were in daily at- tendance. In 1930 there were 83 of every 100 attending daily. Average school term stood in 1930 at 172 days. Many schools have cut their terms due to the depression. According to the bulletin is- used by the Educational Council of the Ohio Education Associa- tion, December 27-29, 1932, the per capita cost, consisting of ex- penses of supervisors, teachers, and principals, and other instruc- ional costs of Toledo high schools is EB121.40. This is 829.80 less than in Cincinnati, 310.30 less than in Cleveland, and 513.00 more than in Columbus. Managers Make Rules To Govern Intra-Mural Games The following rules and regula- tion were decided upon at the girls' intra-mural mangers' meet- ing. Any girl playing on an intra- mural team is not allowed to play on an outside team. All class and club games will begin at 2:45, regardless if the team is ready or not. Every girl must be dressed in gym clothes if she intends to play. If the team scheduled to play has at least one representa- tive, the' game will not be for- feited. Intra-mural basketball will be- gin Wednesday, J an. 11, after school. . Students Of French Take Weekly Information Tests Miss Adrienne Curtis, in order to determine how familiar the pupils in the French classes are with the cities, and famous geographical locations in France, has been testing them with gen- eral information tests. The same test is given to all of the classes and a period of five minutes al- lotted for answering the ques- tions. Sam Schall, a second year French student, had 42 correct answers out of a possible 50, while Robert Ridenour, a first year student, had 34 right. Laura Steinmetz followed closely with 33. Benedict Malaska recieved 32 correct and Mary Louise Vance brought up the rear with 29. I FRIENDSHIP CLUBS TO HOLD SERVICES Girls Will Honor Founder Of Y. W. C. A. Camp Walbridge Friendship Clubs and Girl Reserves of Toledo will hold memorial services for Mrs. Alice Libbey Walbridge, Sunday, Jan- uary 8, in the Y. W. C. A. library. Mrs. Walbridge, ,who passed away in the spring of 1932, pre- sented the land where the Y. W, C. A. Camp Walbridge is located to the Y., and also devoted her services to Toledo organizations for many years. Musical numbers and solos are to be rendered. Miss Louise Gates, Mrs. C. Chamberlain, and two high school girls will speak. Esther Jakcsy is to be hostess for Friendship girls of the city, and all girls who have attended Camp Walbridge are invited. ' Deadline Flashes Six . very much needed new basketballs were the recent addi- tion of athletic equipment made to the boys' gym by the Board of Education. We have to admit that the new white athletic letters being Worn by the football players present a striking contrast to the red letters of the former days. I . . Jean Mathie was appointed to take charge of a program to be given in the library, Wednes- day, February 85 Marcel Olender, junior, won a first prize in the News-Bee Hi-Ho contest, receiving ten dollars. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight--VVhitmer-Woodward basketball game, Cherel i Mon., Jan. 9-Q-NBC-WJ RRadio Dramatization of Pinero's Trelawny of the Wells 4 P. M. Thurs., Jan. 12--School movie Riders of the Purple Sage 3rd and 4th hours Fri., Jan. 13--Woodward-Waite basketball Qtherel Art Klan To Give Emblems, Sweatshirts To Basketeers That the boys on the Art Klan's basketball team are to re- ceive sweatshirts and emblems was decided at a meeting held Wednesday, January 4. A boys committee has been chosen to purchase the sweatshirts which will be old gold with an emblem of torquoise blue. Miss June Anderson is the club's adviser. 1 1 1 s.,,-X ta . , Q .. 1-ev1..1f'4f'f,Y'-f- ,s'!,P.i-ff-'i S- f f -cfm'-'.,:.-, -K . lc- J- XP' V , X I A - VVOODVV RD T TTLER J t 5 I k H Constantly, Consistently Constructive . w 'T' VO1. v Toledo, Ohio, Januarye, 1933 No' 17 LITTLE WOMEN CHOSEN ADVISER DEPARTMENT WILL SIX NEW SUBJECTS CAST IS SELECTED James Moll To Assist Miss Dorothy Kellogg In Direction Leads for the Junior class play Little Women were chosen Wednesday, January 11, at the weekly meeting of Ye .Curtaine Players. The parts of the Little Women in the March family will be played by the following: Jo, Margaret Williams, Meg, Pauline Wilson, Beth, Mary Louise Vance, and Amy, Edith Osthimer. Jack Worshtil will por- tray the part of Laurie, Carl Dority that of John Brooke, and Robert Kleinhans will enact the role of Professor Bhaer. Books may come, and books may go, but Little Women , with its genuineness of character and incident, and its appeal to all that is best in young Americans, remains today, more than fifty years since it was first published, the ideal book. In recent annual conventions of the American Library Association and the Na- tional Educational Association, Little Women was voted the favorite from a list of one hundred. This play is under the direc- tion of Miss Dorothy Kellogg, who will be assisted by James Moll as student director. Stained Windows Project Of Second Year Art Class The designing of stain glass windows is the project which the second year class is working on in the Art department. Water colors are used to give an effect of brilliancy and transparency. A wide lettering pen, number five, produces the impression ofi the framework while a lettering pen, number two, is used to represent the leaded parts of the glass. Those whose work is outstand- ing are Marjorie Herzberg, Rachel Kuehnle, Margaret and Gretchen Paulson, Edward Machiewicz, Victor Huber, and Lawrence Roberts. Proceeds Of Dramatic Club Play To Be Split With Class Proceeds of the play Thanks Awfully, to be given February 6, will be divided between the Senior class and Senior Drama- tics Club. Fifty per cent of the net proceeds will remain in the Dramatics Club's treasury, and the remaining fifty per cent will go to the class. The play will be presented conference hour, and admission is five cents. - 1 X' , . . V OF BOOSTERS CLUB lV11'. Dnellne Raymond Sheline and Alberstett are assisting R. F. Lowry in directing the activities of the newly reorganized Boosters club. Ted Keller Addresses Mass Meeting For Game Tonight Ted Keller, director of physical education in Toledo schools, was principal speaker at the Waite- Woodward mass meeting,presen- ted by the Zetalethean literary society in the auditorium this morning. A skit, A Modern Operation, portrayed by Margaret Williams, Harriet Maier, Lucy Stipes, Mary Pettee, Margaret Keefer, Isabelle Larrow, Betty Kaslly, Jean Clif- ton, and other Zetaletheans, and a song and dance act put on by Tom Harvey and his friends who do not attend school, finished the program. Miss Edith Murphy is adviser of the club. V. K. l Electricity Students Make Detector For Wave Length Students in A.R. Bitter's elec- trical classes have made a Wave length detector. The apparatus furnishes a physical dimension of the radio waves which can be ,measured with a meter stick. Or- A dinarily the length of wireless waves is measured by various meters, but for demonstrations in his classes Mr. Bitter has had this device constructed. Grover Kenyon, Ray Crouse, and Bob Doster were helped by the other electrical students in the construction of this project. ' STANDARDIZE WORK Complete Set Of Classics Will Be Placed In Each Room English department, super- vised by R. F. Lowry, is planning the standardization of grammar throughout the four years of high school. This will be done so as to prevent a repetition of the various forms of grammar. A different phase will be studied each year. Mimeographed sheets will be given each student in- stead of a textbook. . Next semester a complete set of classics will be placed in each English room to prevent the ne- cessity of purchasing these books. Throughout the high school course the improvements in fic- tion and the difference between romantic and realistic fiction will be stressed. This system is being used to help the students so they will not be compelled to buy books. Outside reading of historical romances will be necessary to complete the course. l Miss Doering Will Address Spring Junior High Group Miss Marie J. Doering, adviser of the Tattler, will speak before an assembly of Spring Junior High students, on Tuesday, January 17, fifth hour. Miss Doering's topic will be, i'Why Work on the School Paper?f, This assembly is being planned by The Cubs, the Junior Hi newswriting class, under the dii-caption of Miss Charlotte Bur- wic . Instructors Of English To Address Library Members Scheduled speakers for the library association meetings are Raymond Lowry and Miss Edith Murphy of the English depart- ment. , As an additional part of their program each member of the library association is preparing a book report. Tenor Entertains Forum QEditor's note--This is a resume of the xOpen Forum Series as reported by El- llen Jane Scarisbrickj. Albert Rappaport, Metropoli- tan Opera tenor, took the mem- bers ofthe Saturday Night Open Forum on A Ninety Minute Vocal Journey Through Europe and America last Saturday. Mr. Rappaport stressed these points: that when nations unite in world peace they will celebrate with song, that music is an. international tongue, that music appeals 'even to the higher forms of animals, that song is more expressive than speech. He illustrated his lecture with songs of the various countries, Poetical England, Italian Re- naissance, Romantic Germany, Mid-Victorian France, Classical and Contemporary Russia, Modern America, Beautiful Spain, Scandinavia, Balkins, and songs of the Russian gypsies. Mr. Rappaport leaves this country for Europe and South America next month, and will return in autumn. . - X + - 1 . w. .. , . .., ...,,...- l .... , . .. . . .., .r,,mAx-L,-- A,.,.,.,.. ... ,mm . .mr -.. WILL BE OFFERED Study, Phonetics, Drama, And Math Courses Open Next Semester New subjects in the English, mathematics, and language de- partments will be ofered next semester. How To Study, taught by Ray- mond Lowry fourth hour, will be open to seniors who expect to at- tend college. This course does not give any credits and may be a two semester course next year. Elementary French phonetics, to be taught first hour by Miss Adrienne Curtis, is for all stu- dents in the French department. Newswriting I, fourth hour and instructed by Miss Marie Doer- l ing, is open to sophomores. Mem- bers of last semester's class will advance to the Tattler class first hour. Algebra IV, geometry III, and trigonometry will be offered by E. R. Rike, eighth, second, and se- venth hours respectively. Miss Dorothy Bardo will teach Eng- lish literature seventh hour in place of American literature. Miss Doering will also have a class for juniors and seniors se- venth hour in world drama. This course will consist of lectures, reading of plays, and oral reports. ..1lT.?. French I Students of Miss Curtis In Demonstration Miss Adrienne Curtis gave a demonstration lesson in French I at the Toledo University, Satur- day, January 7, at 11 o'clock, to the students of Dr. R. C. Carter, who has charge of all those who become teachers. French I students who were there from the sixth and seventh hours included Benny Malaska, William Shames, Carl Campbell, Clara Bustow, Julia Bennett, Mary Louise Vance, Annette Veller, Mary Pritchett, Jane Root, Frances Dunn, Joan Elmer, Eva Ganch, Bertha Jakcsy Vivian Wells, Frances Korecki, Vern Striggow, Mary Jane McDonald, James Damas, Ches- ter Jastreniski, Olga Brodecki, Christine Kraerner, Anna Muel- ler, Leone Bennet, David Wexler, and Ray Carter. Students To Take Tests Next week all Woodward stu- dents studying English will be given achievement tests in that subject. The .results should show an improvement over the score of the diagnostic quizzes which were given earlier in the se- mester. L , . X K4 Y . 4 .,.,.... l,x,..,.. V .. .J-ly . 1, gt' x is ,, t -R ,af THE WOODWARD TATTLER OFF , F'-ASHES FROM FRIENDS Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. - ummm Sfnssoovbf TATTLER STAFF Editol--in-Chief ............................ Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors ............ ,........ Q R223 'kgglijlrskl Feature Editor ....... ............. D orothy Shore Humor Editor ..... ................. R uth Dorf Copy Reader ........ ........ L eona Jacobs -Exchange Editor ..... ............ M arie Swaya Display Editor .... .................... E thel Dull Club Editor ...... ................ An na Wegwener Make-up ,,,,,,,,,,,,.....,...................... Chester Matuszak Pressman .........................,.,................ Richard Pearce Assistants--Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. ,. Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers ............., E Mr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Stu d e nt Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. INT suggestions of a rapidly approach- ing graduation were heard by the seniors who listened to representatives of the University of Toledo here last Monday. A few months of activities will occupy the graduating student and before he knows it, he will have completed his high school edu- cation. We are sorry we cannot sponsor an On-To-College movement this year. But all is not dark for those who will soon end their schooling. A high school graduate is far from being illiterate and hopeless. U S F E AREN'T attacking freedom of opin- ion, nor are we denouncing one who thinks radically. Yet there is little sense in anyone becoming so vitally interested in putting his own idea across that he forgetsi he came to school for his own education. After all, aschool is a poor place to change the social order. l 8 O IN THESE days of declining prices, the committees of various school functions should take into consideration the reduced allowance of the students. The attendance at these affairs will depend largely upon the ability of those in charge to keep the price of admission within the reach of the students. Any fee that is more than neces- sary to' cover the cost of expenses is super- fluous. 8 at t A-I' A TIME like this, the biography of Calvin Coolidge, who overcame hard- ships to win a place of esteem, could serve as a 'dne example. ' I .1 WHO'S SEEING WHO Jack Lockert looks through the windows of the DeShetler Hardware store hoping to see Ruth. George Fraser shows Eleanor Eckhardt how attractive the halls are after school. William ,King and Anne Essak are also devotees of that pastime. Ernie Mc- Farland and Lillian Schneider find the sec- ond floor attractive. Harriet Maier and Grover Kenyon perch on any accessible radi- ator. Phyllis Dullis locker on the first floor is Kenny Baum's hangout. Melvin Antoine and Lucille Phillips are regular company- keepers, as are Eddie Chevalier, Ruth Englert, Lucille Wickstrom, Eddie Wilkinson, Donald Schaefer and Ellen Jane Scarisbrick. Lunch- time strolling is popular with Francis Wood and Evelyn Johnson. Eugene Kelsey sees Alice Gregorek homewhile George Schulte, Phyllis Netz, Josephine Magnetti and Erwin Oehlers see about seeing each other. S il l Sara Casm, Pola Baer's arch enemy, sends in her idea of the most handsome Woodward oy. Shape of face--Walter Beck Teeth-Leon Zotkow Hair-Frank Siadak , Eyebrows-Ray Crouse Eyelashes--Francis Hartnett Eyes--George Assally Nose--Willard Bonham Smile--Carl Campbell Complexion-Paul Trepinski Figure-George Fraser Blush--Carl Kraft Personality--Benny Malaska. - 1 I I BUDDING ROMANCE TAKES A SETBACK Being a short short story about two of our promising freshmen who are finding that the course of true love does not run smoothly. 8.32 a.m. Supervisor: Why are you tardy? Olin: The bus was slow. Supervisor: Can't you take the first bus? Olin: Yes, but-- . Supervisor: Next time you're tardy, it's a penalty. You had better forget thereis a second bus. Later Olin: Evelyn, we'll have to take the first bus. Do you mind? Evelyn Cpoutinglz I don't like the way every- one sings 'iAnd then he holds my hand when we're on the bus. Yes, admits Olin, it is embarrassing to have everyone sing that refrain from Paradise, but penalties aren't so hot. Next Morning on North End Bus Observer: Wonder why Olin and Evelyn don't hold hands anymore? 3 1 1 WHO'S WHO There's a capable little sophomore lass who always seems to be busy either working on the student council or directing plays given by the French Dramatic society. She's also al ngember of the French and International c u s. She's small but isn't tiny, has brown hair and greenish blue eyes, favors sweater and skirt outfits, and is a sister of one of our junior girls. See if you can discover this earnest Wood- ward booster. F F U Says Mr. Van Tassel, the timekeeper has to be square because even the muzzle of the gun that ends the quarters is. . U, ' K . K -. .-It 1, Dear Students: ' Have been deluded with exchanges this last week so I am going to tell you 'bout some of 'em. The Student, Covington, Kentucky, has the duckiest Class Notes column, sort of Winchelly-about everyone and everything. Here's a good hint too- As long as life and death, As long as strife and breath, As long as skies and tears, As long as sighs and fears, As long as you and I- Does friendship true need to die? 8 Q I I bet there is a lot of happiness and friendship in Upper Sandusky High for their paper just seems to radiate it-maybe because we started our exchange out of a rivalry in football? I 8 l Doctor: H'm! Severe headaches, bilious attacks, 'pain in the neck-h'm what is your age, madam? Patient Ccoylyl: Twenty-four. Doctor fcontinuing to writelz H'm loss of memory, too. 8 1 O After reading the Golden Rules from Jones Junior high it can never be said that good things do not come in small- packages -yours is a newsy paper! I I ir 'INNO men from the wild and wooly West applied for a room at a hotel. The clerk asked, Have you a reser- vation? One of the men sneered and said, He thinks we are a couple of Indians. Like your Primrose Path. -East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. I l O Thanking all the exchangites and hoping to keep up our friendship, -Marie. i Cosmopolitan Woodward fEditor's note: This is the first in a series of interviews of foreign born Woodward students.J Elise Vidlund, senior, is a tall, blue-eyed blond of fair complexion and well repre- sents the Swedish race. Swede, as she has been nicknamed, was born in Stockholm, capital of Sweden, but only spent five years there. Her family, although retaining their native costume, wear modern dress as do the people of Sweden now. I lived in an apartment house only half a block long. There were woods and a beau- tiful pond in back of this house. We enjoyed living there. Things, however, have changed since I lived there. When I used to go after milk I took a pitcher and the milk was dipped from a large contain- er. The streets were cleaned everywhere everyday. Woe to the person who threw papers on the street. There were waste containers on every corner. In all the Swedish schools swimming was taught as a regular subject which ev- ery one had to take from the first grade until they. graduated. Popular sports were skiing, skating, swimming, soccer, tennis, hockey, and handball. I Remembering 'that Sweden gave us Greta Garbo it was interesting to find out that Elisefs aunt went to school with her., -.- -- Ji' ., :-- 1. 'Jn Z. -fi: '. ' vi 5 . THE WOODWARD TA'I'l'LER I 5. . al l A275 Y- , A - I' - , f 'l w yli if tlj f'-? ' i 4-. . 4 ' iff 95 T .153 ' U5 'tif w-fi i i?.ftf1i' 'HWY M Tl 'fT li'f t':'1i '5 f'.' --i' . ' if l x iii- 'J l 'fi' - I-iff? '40-Wi - ---r .1 E 7 1 Niki?-fe 'Gif' ?- is X 1 is IliE g'?2 l '- Dive :E ff 'E sim 3.. -Y' -il? Q - - ' lt 'Ni-, Ir ' w ., si.. .. .s...5 -. I -H. u . ti - 1 .-.I.,..,o. .x .1 . .,. Q..- . . -.1 . .. . hfg. mi.. .- rs- r Uk.. ,LII-.,,,,.. A...,, .- fn,-.-.i.-i.,t4,1g ll. . -v. E-I l I 1..,.. ,gl -- ,-...ICQ . ,ny A .ii .e. . .cv ai, V .,-F.,.wg'-a.. . 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Of Fast-Stepping WOODWARD OPENS CITY SCHEDULE . . Bevanifes , B 1 FACTS AGAINST DEFENDING TITLE HOLDER . tttt Rol Bevan's basketeers ste ed , ' ff. if ' ' - T . tx'E out in real fashion with a caller Q L f . A Z, I Waite Indians Have Split Even Thus Far In Race For passing attack to down the Whit- , l 'M Scholastic Honorsg Polar Bears T T . mer Tigers 34-13 in the Wood- SCOTIHS 34 P0111tS the Bears Out For First Win . . Selig ward gym 13313 week, ran 'up their total of markers to ...li T . r T To-jg The Bears scored four baskets. 284. That gives them an average Coach R01Beval1'S Woodward polar Bear cage .T and a free throw to Whitmer's of 48 Points Per game. quintet will make its debut in inter-Cit C . I threepoints as the quarterended. - 'T ' , yn t-t. h th t h W . . y 1 ompef --:,if,fF They Scored eight more points If you havenw notmed, the I 1 Ion w. en ey mee t e aite Hlgh school 5.5 ii. to Coach Stacey's boys' two to Bears' opponents I have scored AQ5 Indlans ln the feature Same Of the week, in the 1 gain a 17-5 advantage at the half. Only 104 points for an average of East Side gymnasium tonight. . S t The Beiyanites Vszciored seven- 2120115 17 P01I1tE,- That qoif to The 'Indians have not made as good an im- een mar ers to itmer's six S OW Y011 an 0 GHSIVG C 11 CHD ' 1' f points ieivthei secoindliialf. d be a defensive club as well. tj,-,... Igjfsfgn 211,212 ,figs 32,2358 3:2 11:25 Exif' SzcggpaniiQ1eg e ass?-giinaige Stan Szczepanik .and Bill ' inter-city games, winning over DeVilbiss and-T 7 West Toledo boys, with eleven Reeves- two of the. cltys high art... dropping 130 St- J0h11S- K t i 3. points ea ch. Edmunds a nd Scorers- save an eXh1b1t10n of de' 5 Waite will produce a team that is veteran as 'film' Crowe with four points apiece fense as Well af Offense' Each practically each member of the varsity and reserves has h fl fiiifff led Whitmorvs scoring. scoredeleven points and Reeves leastlone ear of 0 tition 3 a -. ,I .954 Whitmer c. F. TP. wwdwa c. F, Tp- held 1115 man to 0119 basket and ,y C mpe ' 5 I 'rffzi seadif- 2. 2 2 f- 2 5 It Smevanik blanked his Oppo- . . Bw 0fem.S'ms . I 5,3133 5 3 Q, S2223 gl ' i, 3 15 nent. . Bill Reeves will be out to cocrfltinuethis offensive spurt which ,g-1 , . , . W A . 33323 E: 3 'I 9 madman g' 2 0 4 Howard Smith, 'who was a fdar Bild 1 Totals 4 5 13 Totals 15 4 34 member Of Woodward 1'9SeI'V9 INTRAMURAL TILTS working his best, they will do a fTii First Year Student Wins Waite-Woodward Ticket Shh! Daniel Kasprzak and Joe Nachman have arranged a new formula for score-guessing. How- ever, they decided to try it twice in order to be sure of it. So each one tried the new method for him- self and placed his result in the Tattler box. Later it was discov- ered that both boys had arrived at the same conclusion, although they missed the correct answer by two points. Nevertheless the practical application rewarded Joe Nachman, who won on a flip, with an entrance slip to the Waite-Woodward tilt to-night. Ladies and gentlemen, this pro- gram is coming to you through the courtesy of the Tattler score- guessing company. All you have to do is clip three inches off the end of this column, fill it out, and send it to the Tattler box. Every coupon postmarked before 2:45 today will be considered. You will receive the surprise fa ticket to the next garnel within a week. Send it now. Don't forget! Waite .........................,...... ...... ....... Woodward ........ ....... Name .................. ....... Home Room ........,..................... ....... Round-Robin Tournament Held In Girls' Gym Classes Girls' gym classes are having a round-robin basketball tourna- ment after which winners of each class will play each other for the championship. There are twelve regular classes, each class having approximately six squads. Those not interested in basket- ball may take clogging in the little gym. Girls in leaders class squad, may get a chance to play against his former teammates. Red is on the Waite varsity squad. i I O Homer Hanham's lightweight team has thus far been unde- feated. Hanham had an unde- feated team last year and the present squad may continue with a clean slate. Here's hopin'. I U U Only four teams remain in the undefeated class in the basket- ball loop. Woodward, Central, Libbey, and St. Johns are the leaders. DeVilbiss, Waite, and Scott have each lost one game. RESERVE QUINTET ON SCORING SPREE Horner Hanham's lightweight quintet went on a scoring spree and trounced the Whitmer seconds 36-12 in the preliminary game last Friday evening. Captain Meacham s t a r t e d things humming with a field goal in the iirst minute of play. Meacham was the high scorer with six baskets and a free throw for 13 points. - o The Bear Cubs played a fine defensive game as well as offen- sive in holding their opponents to four field goals. ward G Wood F TP Whitmer G F TP Kosydar B 1 7 Alrich 2 1 5 Meacham 6 1 18 Houck 1 1 8 Tschogl 1 0 2 Schuler 1 1 3 Czarcenski 2 1 5 Wilson 0 1 1 Malaska 0 1 1 Sutton 0 0 0 Kornowa 3 0 6 Hiltman 1 0 2 Total 16 4 36 Total 4 4 12 Teams Meet In Play-oil' Machine Shop and Polish Knights will meet Monday, con- ference hour, in the play-off for the intra-mural volley-ball cham- pionship. The loser will get sec- ond place. h Joe Bower's Polish Knight cagers started off the intra-mural basketball season with a 42-6 victory over the French club in one of the National League games last Monday afternoon. Stanley Bialecki and Joe Zychowicz were the outstanding oifensive men, scoring eighteen and sixteen points respectively. The Knights held the French -men to two field goals and the same number of fouls. Ralph Michalak, with 14 points, led the Machine Shop to a 28-7 win over the General Shop team Tuesday, in a National league game. Szelagowski made eight points for the winners to be second in the scoring while Teznar, with one basket and one foul, was the high man for the loser. Polar Bear Lightweights Meet Waite In Preliminary Polar Bear lightweights will meet Waite's lightweights to- night in the Waite gym in the preliminary to the varsity game. Captain Meacham and Corthell will play forwards with Czarnecki at center. Davis and Michalak will be the guards. This game will be the Bear's first real test. Waite lightweights have won four, out of town games and lost to two city teams. If the Bears lose, their 'chance for any kind of city standing will be small. 1 Instructor Is Busy O. M. Thompson, mechanical drawing instructor, is a real Woodward Booster. Mr. Thomp- son uses his own leisure time planning, cutting, and printing posters to advertise Woodward lot towards Woodward's first city win. Victor Isenstein at the other forward is not of the flashy type but is a dependable player and can shoot with accuracy. Tom Harvey, Joe Friedman, and Bob Lawson can be depended on to keep the opposing forwards from running up any remarkable amount of points. .Anderson will probably start his 'regular line-up in Medlen and Davies at forwards and Cur- ran at center. Heinninger and Burr will be the guards. Davies .Ai I . i ..51'r' and Burr are the outstanding of-M fensive men. . INDIVIDUAL EJRING Bill Reeves and Stanley Szcze- panik continued to lead the indi- vidual scores in total points scored as. they both garnered eleven .points In the last game. Following are the individual scorers: . 5 Reeves ................. ....... 1 04 Szczepanik ....... . ........ T .82 Isenstein ......... ........ l 44 Harvey .......... ........ T .23 Friedman ....... ,,,,, ,,,, 2 3 De Shetler ....................... ...... ........ 8 -4 Corthell ............ ............................ . ... i..i .1 Forty Boys Report Twice Weekly For Mat, Bar Work Every conference hour on Tuesday and Thursday forty boys- report to the gym for tumbling. More advanced students are now learning bar apparatus work. Some of the advanced boys are Leheigh Worden, Edward Mack- iewicz, Lawrence Roberts, and George Fraser. Students not as far advanced are still working on the mat. Chris Kelleris, Milton Kimmel- man, Sanford Schwartz, Sam Le- W r - I V. 1-1 i. Q 'L if -M . Tw. . 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He has, since the vine, and Ben Schall, are some of TT l fjfj, supervision of Misses Catherine 1 trical club will play for third and begmninguof the basketball sea- the pupils whoare-not yet readyj 971.gi f McClure and-Stella.Cornwell.. Q .fourth places. I I. I 3 son, printed-185-posters., I . 1,--forfbar work. A o - 1 , .I 5: 5-t, :,1i-.5 is- .- gf ' ,is-. 'Q -L. 5 .?.':-,--,gf :Q.fF.J:Lcj T- F5-7.1, .'f-J1..1g-was-Tg.,, :TT-pg . ,. rggg ..T-,TfTsA- .' is -1f'g:,.'.21f'..1sf.f'. - tg J, 3 is T..- -, pf 1,-'3T,, s' -.,.,1J.-gf..,.L':3eT.'i'...g2-.,.'..:,-lf,5'T:.- riff-t.T ,Tek ' wi' 'T aa -iiim' it -f.i-'SEK 'N-.'ii'.ik in at -.ni - R fr. .se- . X! i. THE WOODWARD TATTLER SENIOR PLAY CHo1CE 5 'ro BEL KEPT SECRET Committee Will Not Divulge Name Of Play Or Cast Selected Mmm, pondered the Tattler Gossip seeker as he sat reading the Tattler to see if his name was 'in it, I sense a mystery abroad in Woodward--through the cor- ridors, into the classrooms, around the cafeteria and gyms, and even about the office. Yes sir, an air of mystery. When I asked the Senior play committee they just looked dumb and acted wise, went in for some pantomine, shrugged their shoulders, put their respective tongues in their respective cheeks, and gave me the N. I.lN o informationj Even the Tattler hasn't -tat- tled. There was a lot of 'Apple- sauce' about the play they gave last year, but it certainly was good. Yep, can't help wonder- ing what their 'final dramatic ef- fort will be. And ' there's the matter of the cast. Humph, if I haven't found out by next week, I'll give a perfectly adorable cello- phane wrapped leadless pencil to the one who does. Found out what? Why, what the Senior class play is, you dupe, he concluded in his best Sherlock Holmes' manner. JUNIORS RETURN TO SECOND CHILDHOOD Juniors frolicked at the annual kid party satisfying their whims and going back to romper days. Although there were no boys in costume, this did not withold -their kiddish aspects. Helen Binkfiwskf was bashful because she thought too many seniors were present. Pinochle was played by some of the more sophisticated juniors including Alice Kreft, Jane Krantz, Leonard Kubicki, and Don McFerren. Alvina ' Piesiewicz, Alice Henlzer, and Anita Eurenius recited nursery rhymes lispingly to each other. ' I I I Robert Ridenour made a very intelligent speech considering the sources. O I O Dancing seemed to be a favor- ite pastime of Chester Plichnski, Izzy Reichlin, and Risley Berry. Prizes for the cutestand most kiddish costumes were awarded to Jean Clifton, Margaret Keefer, ieiriette Woodbury, and Ethel u . I . 1 UNDER THE TATTLER TORCH LIGHT Mr. Lowry R. F. Lowry---a man to whom most seniors leaving Woodward owe a debt of gratitude. Not only does he teach them the English course required, but his teach- ings of the actualities of life, foreign countries, and happiness make a lasting impression on his students. What senior girl hasn't had a so-called crush on this hand- some, jovial,actor-like instructor? Mr. Lowry is the father of three children, the oldest of which is twelve years of age. This child, at such an early age, is being taught the works of Shakespeare. When one is given a test in his class he isnit expected to re- ceive much more than C or d, for Mr. Lowry's tests are of such caliber. Five years of administrative, workin a Chinese mission school has taught him the peculiarities and mannerisms of the Chinese people, of whom he speaks glibly. His return to the United States was necessitated by the Revolution. His first teaching endeavors were at Lima, Ohio, from where he came to Woodward. Woodward students have en- joyed many pleasant days through Mr. Lowry, and future Woodwardites are assured of the same happiness. WOODWARD SENIORS HEAR T. U. SPEAKERS University' Leaders Brought To Woodward By , Peiuper Club Six representatives of the Uni- versity of Toledo spoke to Wood- ward seniors in the first of the series of educational meetings solicited by the Student Council. The Peiuper club was respon- sible for this program. Robert Mussehl, president of the University Student Council, introduced in turn Dr. R. L. Car- ter, Director of Junior College, Stanley Jeffries, president of the debating societyg Genifrede Thompson, editor of the Cam- pus Collegian g Susan Blanchard, head of the dramatic club, and Jane Kamke, Women's Athletic Association president. Meyer Schall was in charge of the pro- gram. A second educational program is being planned by the Zeta- lethean and Periclean literary societies Display Of Latin Material Will Occupy Tattler Case Objects related to Latin will occupy the Tattler display case this week. Notebook work, draw- ings, and pictures of Gods and Goddesses, a Roman painting of the Roman Villa and of the Restoration of the Roman Forum will be shown. A wooden model of the Fasces, a Roman catapult, and toga will also be displayed. Floyd Winter, Joe Ferguson, and Harold Harten will assist H. Phipps with this exhibit. Students Attend Concert Irene Walcznkowski and Jennie Tweel, Woodward orches- tra students, attended a violin recital given by Mischa Elman, at the Civic Auditorium, January 8. This was one of the concerts in the Town Hall Concert Series. Each Toledo high school receives two tickets for every recital. ROVIN G REPORTER fThis week inaugurates a new series in the Tattler. Each week, henceforth a question pertaining to some import- ant subject will be asked, and the answ- ers of members of each class, and one faculty member, will by given here. The question this week is: What are your suggestions for improvements in this year's Saga Tattler-? J Faculty member-- The present plan of making the Saga, our Woodward year-book, consisting of various issues of the weekly school paper, is very progressive, and is being watched with in- terest by the faculty. . If it is to continue, it seems to me, a critical survey should be made of each number of the Tat- tler, to be sure it conforms to the high literary standard worthy of a yearly high school production which is designed to be a treas- ure souvenir of school life. -- Miss Louise Tippett. Freshman -- Last year's Saga, in my opinion, was a fine piece of work . Alice Metzner. Sophomore - 'Q I think those cute little 'descriptions' at each senior's picture would add much to the enjoyment of the Saga . Mary Ellen Mertz. Junior-i'The pages were too crowded last year. There should be larger group pictures. A re- view of the year's athletics should be given. Arthur Berko- witz. Senior- The weekly issues of the Tattler should not be includ- ed in a year-book. Paul Auth. STATEMENT ISSUED FOR SENIOR TESTS E. L. Clark Tells True Value Of Grades Received On Exams E.L. Clark, who conducted the senior psychological tests, issued the following statement in view of the comment and a n X ie t y about the tests. The difference in several cases between the rating on the test and that indicated by school marks may be expected. when one understands that an intelligence test is designed to measure po- tential ability and not necessar- ily achievement. There may be considerable difference between what one is ablepto do and one actually does. Other factors that control re- sults in either case are condition of health, absence from school, grading standard of the school, and difliculty of the course select- ed. In a large school the scho- lastic record is of greatest value, for after all, it is what one actu- ally does that Counts most. The test has its greatest value in in- dicating possibilities to those who have not made the most of their resources. A high intelligence score and a poor scholastic record should not be an occasion for boasting. Whenever one is boastful it indi- cates that he realizes his own inferiority and is 'whistling to keep up his own couragef .1l....11 Deadline Flashes Lillian Greenberg has re- placed Carl Joseph as chairman of the International club pro- gram committee. We envy the students who live one or two houses away from school. One disadvantage, how- ever, is seeing the building 365 days in the year. Kenneth Bauman and Julian Sommer were elected secretary- treasurer and censor respective- I ly by members of the Toledo Rec- 4 reation building. Herbert Hinch- man, former Woodwardite, was chosen president. I U U Mrs. E. Leu's and Miss Dorothy Warner's typing classes are mak- ing copies of the parts for the Junior class play. AUTO GIVEN DIET If an automoble the size of an Austin comes chugging into your room one of these days do not be surprised. This miniature car is only the old service car used in the auto-mechanics de-- partment. It has been cut down from standard size to Austin size by students of L. Nuber's classes., ' f if-. Q'-F' 95 I ' ' X ' ' 'PW .5,'1. ' ' ' 1-H ,w'f !?F5-1'--'r',. '.'5a::-. 'r' - r- 5-' af' --,gf fv:'..--- Y a --.ae-., - . Q as Q .-. I -1.--. . . :-'-'vw -cf f -t yea- -- . -. -. .-vs ' s ' fm Q -. -, q Y - -ff 1. .- . ,pf q ,ws J - ' - '- ' - . K - .- . Q- h . 'Q 'Q' ' 1 . '- '- W is su,-gr,5'xg,p ,V I ' OODW RD T TTLER - q ?' Constantly, Consistently Constructivev - ' Vol. v Toledo, ohio, January zo, 1933 I No- 18 Q INTRA-MURAL CLUB HSOPHOMORE CLASS C ITY RECREATION TATTLER'S SECOND TO SPONSOR DANCE Proiits Of Affair Following Game Will Buy New Equipment Victory Dance, 'i sponsored by lntra-mural club will be given tonight after the Woodward- Central basketball game in' the girls' gym. , Bud Sheridan's eleven piece orchestra will furnish music for dancing. . Committee in charge of affairs consisting of Joe Bowers, Leo Kubacki, Irving Greenspoon and Ken Bauman, have announced that the profits will be used to buy new athletic equipment and intra-mural ribbons. Homer Hanham and Art Smith are advisers of the club. Admission will be ten cents. Tickets can be secured from any member of the lntra-mural club or the managers. Boys Of Sophomore Class Give Program At Meeting Entertainment at the regular sophomore meeting Monday, January 16, was provided by boys of the class. Richard Pease sang and played the piano. A cornet solo was offered by Jack Bustow. Homer Hanham's boys gave a tumbling act. Furthur entertainment was presented by Lawrence Roberts, cartoonist, and Gene Roman who played the uke-and sang. Chairmen for the sophomore class projects which include the dance, April 28, class play, and movie, were chosen by the cabinet. Heads of the various com- mittees are: Virginia Stackowicz, decorating, Mary Splitt, ticket- selling, Earl Kosbab, ticket-take- ingg Harold Ray, publicityg and Louis Barrie, clean up. Students In Home Nursing Present Play At Meeting At the freshman and sopho- more girls' meeting January 18, members of Miss Hazel Coy's home nursing classes presented a play on posture, The Duchess of Trent. Leading parts were played by Francis Bell, Mildred Schwel- linger, and Ellen Jane Scaris- brick. Lois Hotz sang a song about posture to the tune of Please . ,bi-...- ....... College Dean To Speak Dr. A. J. Muste, Dean of Brookwood Labor College, will speak Saturday, January 21, on The Heritage of the Frontier Social Forces in America in the Open Forum series. Evelyn Abood of Woodward will attend. . 1-. x . ,JW-1'-gl si.-illx..eaLL.Q...g.fs Q PLAY ROLES CAST All Production Management . Will Be Handled By Students Roles have been cast for the sophomore production Once In a Palace. Louis Barrie has the role of the King, and Stella Taylor is Queen. Other leads are being taken by Jane Staiger, Marjorie Herzberg, and Ralph Worshtil. Minor characters are being portrayed by Mary Lou Mund- wiler, Adele Nassar, Sara Greenberg, Ruth Kaminsky, Harry Childers, Sharon Leibo- vitz, Margaret Zimmerman, and Helen Abood. All production management will be handled by students. Eugene Handell is carpenterg Molly Meerkreb, property manager, Harry Childers, elec- triciang Dorothy Katz, mistress of wardrobeg Beatrice Judis, prompterg Lilian Kaufman, make- up. This play, written by Margaret Kreger Phillips, is not a fairy tale, but a fantasy. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of the sophomore and junior Dramatic clubs, will direct this production. Virginia Mann is student manager, and Virginia Schuster, stage manager. Peiuper, Senior Hi-Y Clubs Hold Joint Meet Tuesday Peiuper and Senior Hi-Y clubs held a joint meeting last Tuesday evening at the Y. M. C. A., the purpose of which was to bring the clubs closer together so as to arouse good fellowship and brotherhood. A round-table was conducted and business of interest to members of both clubs was dis- cussed. Following the meeting, a swim in the pool was enjoyed by all. BUILDING OPENED Programs Are Divided Into Various Features For All Groups The City Recreation Building, located on Cherry and Page streets, is now open for use for all who wishto attend. Programs are divided into various features for every suc- cessive night. Tuesday night is Ladies Night, at which time ping-pong, gym for girls over 20 years of age, billiards, cards, either bridge or pinochle, may be played. Reading rooms are open and rooms for meetings can be had. Discussions under competent leadership will be given Wednes- day afternoons in the Women's Study period from 1:30 to 3:30. Friday night is Family night. Parents and their childern are admitted with entertainment provided for all. Night courses for boys in woodcraft, electrical work and auto mechanics are being organized. Boys' gym classes, arranged according to ages, have begun. Wrestling and boxing will be taught to those wishing to enter the Y tournament. Casting Of Little Women Completedg Work Started Casting of the junior class play, Little Women, was com- pleted Monday. January 16, with the selection of Chester Mikol and Molly Rubin as Mr. and Mrs. March, Frank Siadak as Mr. Laurance, Alvina Piesiewicz in the comedy role of Aunt March, and Frances Bell as Hannah, the Irish servant. Work on the first act of this production has already been started, rehearsals being held every third hour and after slchool on Tuesday and Wednes- ay. J Modern Fam ily Discussed fEditor's note-This is a resume ofthe Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Carl Campbell and George Fraser.J In his discussion on The Mod- ern Family at the Saturday Night Open Forum January 14, Professor David A. Vaughan, in- structor of social ethics at Boston university, upheld the behavior of the youth of today. Professor Vaughan dealt with the subject of the increasing number of divorces and quoted many statistics, the result of which was the statement that if divorce continues to increase at its resent rate there will be a P divorce for every marriage by 1945. 4 stgfrlxaxss' He attributes the chief reasons for martial rifts to individualism and selfishness. Other causes are unbalanced mentalities, en- vironment, and e c o n o m i c changes. Professor Vaughan touched on the present capitalistic system and its evils. He also gave his interpretation of technocracy and amusingly discussed its various phases. He has had classes in pre- paring for marriage such as have been instituted at Butler college in Indianapolis. Professor Vaug- A han enumerated the qualities that should be -considered in contemplating matrimony. . N -- I, K . - . l K . M .. CAMPAIGN TO BEGIN Three Act Play To Be Given Without Charge To . Subscribers On January 30, a new cam- paign for Tattler subscriptions will begin with rates at thirty cents per semester and three cents a single issue.This subscrip- 1 tion entitles every subscriber to a Tattler from February 3 to the end of the school year, but does not include extras. Tickets to Hot Copy, a three act play to be presented by the newswriting classes,will be given to the Woodward student body in connection with the campaign. Every student who has made the thirty cent payment, the cost of a semester's subscription, be- fore the presentation of Hot Copy will receive a free ticket to the production. Twenty-five cents is the price to all other pupils not holding subscriptions. Classes will be visited every fourth hour from January 30 through February 2 to take sub- scriptions. Charles Klinksick, business manager, is in charge of the campaign, assisted by Arthur Berkowitz and Mae McKnight. Psychologist, Journalist Is Next Town Hall Speaker Walter B. Pitken, psychologist, editor, and journalist will speak Saturday, January 28, at the Granada theatre in the Town Hall Series on The Art of Liv- ing. Mr. Pitkin is the author of The Psychology of Happiness, Twilight ofthe American Mind, and was the American managing editor of the Encyclopedia Bri- tannica. By way of relaxation he has been in the movies at Holly- wood, has run a farm in New Jersey, bicycled around Europe, and is now turning to aviation. Dorothy Shore of Woodward will attend. Cooking Classes Prepare, Serve Meals To Teachers Girls in Miss Blanche Hazel- ton's cooking classes are pre' paring and serving meals to members of the Woodward and Spring Junior High faculties. Groups of four teachers are served each lunch period. In this way the pupils receive training in preparing simple, well bal- anced luncheons and the teach- ers have a quiet tasty meal. Those who acted as waitresses for the past week were Hazel Abernathy, Vera Purcell, Mar- garet Hummer, and Christina Brocki. . -A M . , ' ...-.31 N , . . . . , - .,,,.. ., at . .2 .r .fa a .J -saga - ..xu:.-.---.ia-s. .Ls Laafrai ..:,z.-.-.':-as ,fear assi- as-5. f..-san-.ers -S gg, S Eli' . ni .. -g 1 .1 3 S 35 . we .F fi 9 sg- .L in -tai as ' LX . -3 t. .3 Ti j as H wif: W- 'gl' ssgifj fs- fa, .fs L- ,TQ W . .- :X 1. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS ROVING REPURTER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. - xhtml- 2 746, + K lmlffissco TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .....,,..................... Willliam Rosenberg Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Sports Editors .... ........ Q 1211233 'lfggarskl Feature Editor ........ ,........... D orothy Shore Humor Editor ...... ................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader ........ .........., L eona Jacobs Exchange Editor ..... ........... M arie Swaya Display Editor ........ ................... E thel Dull Club Editor .......... ............... A nna Wegener Make-up ...........,............................ Chester Matuszak Pressman .........................................,.. Richard Pearce Assistants-Circulation, Mae McKnight, Arthur Berkowitz, Sports, Alvina Piesewicz, John Stein- metz, Eugene Kelsey, Matthew Oblazag Feature, Jean Clifton, Humor, Stephania Goryszewskig Copy Reader, Corabelle Kehrerg Display, Ruby Webby Club, Robert Ridenour. . Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advlsefs iMr. Hugh Montgomery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM I Firm Establishment of a Stu d e nt - Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. THE TATTLER has never madeany pre- tense of becoming a literary production. From its beginning it has been a news publication, following as near as possible the lines of large newspapers, and we hope to keep it so. The fact that the Tattlers are being bound into the year book will not change our policy. In its weeklyissues we expect to supply the students with the news of the school and not its literary output. We are sorry if we must disappoint some who prefer the latter, but we believe we are satisfying a large majority by printing news. FOR years, the leading' newspapers of To- ledo have lent us cuts of students to use in the Tattler. Now, in agreement with the engravers ofthe city, they have ceased to do so. u This will necessitate added ex- ptense. Picttires always improve tiliie limczllis o a paper, ut un ess we can a or e cost, we vlsfll be forced A20 use blanlii spaces or go wit out any. n improve paper shoigld be an added inducement to sub- scri e. U O U OODWARD juniors have received commendations from various sources because of their choice of Little Women for their annual play. This choice is a de- parture from the type of production usual- ly presented by a high school group. It will be interesting to watch how the students will receive the play. If favorably, it may mean a succession of this sort of work. If not, there will be a return to the comedies of snappy dialogues. . g I -' 's f' '. ,. By Mr. LaRue -- Next week will be for some of us a week of vain regrets. The majority of pupils will approach the two examination days with a feeling of confidence and conquest. A certain few of the remainder will be filled with unreasoning fear and dread even though they have studied hard during the semester. We know that as a usual thing they will pass their work and feel repaid for the torture they have gone through. But the others-all semester they have been dragging on, failing in daily assignments, indifferent, lazy, but all hoping by some miracle to pass the tests and get credit in their courses. Mir- acles of this kind very rarely happen. In spite of all our inventions there still has been no way found to get an education except through hard and continuous study. On January thirtieth the slate will be wiped clean, and we begin all over. Make your New Year's resolution begin with that date. Deter- mine that you will be regular in attendance, that you will get your daily assignments and do the work to the best of your ability. If you do this you will be with the happy majority that relish tests rather than fear them. ,' Q X X ,,.. Q . ..,., What do you think of the system used by the English department this year? Faculty--Under present economic con- ditions I think that the new method of book distribution used throughout the English department of Woodward High school is to be recommended. The results obtained are gratifying, and especially so when one con- siders that this plan has had only one se- mester's trial. -Mrs. McManamon. . Freshman--I enjoy using the guide books because they better illustrate the text.-- Frank Blum. O Sophomore-It's a good idea because you can't use the excuse that you lost your book or left it in your locker.-Wilbert Wagner. Junior-It eliminates homework and re- lieves the burden put on by the other de- partments.--Violet Knepper. Senior--It's cheaper for one year, but if you have brothers and sisters it is more expensive.--Arthur Kaminsky. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS OFF 'N ANOTHER CONTRIB . Dear Girls, Have you ever wondered what the boys think of you? Most fellows refused to commit themselves, but the following said it in one word: Paul Simon--Unappreciated Stanley Wisniewski--Wonderful - Richard Pease---Irresistible .Paul Auth-Sweet Carl Polcyn--Indispensable Gilbert Wynne--Lovable Howard Muar--All right QSO far, so good--but look at thisj William Reeves-So-so y Kenneth Glattis--Evasive Melvin Spencer-Fickle Sylvester Szepanski--High-hat Walter Neicharz-Frivolous John Smith---Terrible Olen Boroughf--Unreasonable fAnd this from the Sr. Class president.J Meyer Schall--Flirts Those ominous rumblings probably mean Just wait until you see what we girls think of you boys. See you then, Sara Casm. I S F DID YOU KNOW THAT In 1709, a one sheet paper appeared in England called The Tatler ? It contained many editorials, little news, came out twice a week and sold for one cent a copy. Miss Dorothy Kellogg introduced the novel idea of a casting partym? Refreshments were served after casting the junior play and a good time was had by all. Those department store bells are sum- mons for Mr. LaRue or Mr. Raymond? Betty Celeste, scientific freshman, still won- ders how long a short circuit is? . t Tonight-Central-Woodward basket- ball game fherel Tonight--Intra-mural Victory Dance' Following basketball game Mon., Jan. 23--NBC-WJ Z Radio dram- atization 'of Rostand's L'Aiglon 4 P. M. Tues., Jan. 24--Exams Wed., Jan. 25-More Exams Fri., Jan 27-Lima Central-Woodward basketball fray Kherel 1 Cosmopolitan Woodward Have any of you, as you turned to take a second look at demure Mae Mc- Knight, known that she first saw the light o' day on the Emerald Isle? Mae told us, with a toss of her blond curly hair, that she was born in Cork, Ireland, in 1916. She entered school in Belfast, Ireland, at the age of seven in the proverbial little red schoolhouse, which all in all had five rooms. Classes were taught up to the sixth grade fan equivalent of a freshman in high schoolj. Class was called at 9 o'clock and the day began with a varied curriculum and one teacher. Half hour recess was given for lunch, with maybe a few minutes for recre- ation while the dunce received a sound whack on the hand with a stout cane. When it wasn't raining, which was seldom, a round or two of Cricket or Rounders was played. When Mae was 9 years old her family was bitten by the wander bug and one sunshiny day they went to Belfast from whence they took a ferry out to the S. S. Regina. During the seven days it took in crossing the Atlantic, Mae was sick for only one day! Upon arriving in Montreal they went to Windsor where they lived for two and one half years. Five years ago Mae and her family came to Toledo where she entered the seventh grade at Hamilton school. f Mae is too much in love with the Ui S. to go back to Ireland, but someday she. may go abroadfor, a visit. W , 1: ,L-. ,' ---Y affair s-':1 ? ':,vs:Qf',1'EQ4-' , .hrgg ,, -':: gag.-.ei-s :snag -- .. z'-sp. gg, Mg. 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'f ' - - -- ' 4 ..- p -- 1 ra.:--'-':-,SNQZX ,i gf: ' A H f THE-WOODWARD TATTLER X ' - X -- -s s INDIANS NOSE OUT E v 'I c CENTRAL'S IRISH- NEXT OPPDNENTS BEARS IN OPENER Woodward Loses First City p Game To Waite By 24-22 Score Woodward Polar Bears lost their first game in seven starts when they made their debut in inter-city competition and were on the short end of a 24-22 score in a thrilling game against the Waite High Indians in the East Side gym last Friday. The game started off with a bucket byVictor Isenstein, close- ly followed with one by Davies of Waite. The Indians had a 7-6 lead at the end of the initial can- to, and at the half time they were leading 16-12. In the third quar- ter the Waiters managed to re- tain their six point lead and throughout the larger part of the Bnal quarter six points separa- ted the two teams. Lawson then made two foul tries good and a shot by Harvey, from the center ofthe floor, brought the Bears to a threatening state, but the time was too short. For Woodward Victor Isen- stein,with eight points, led on the offense and Curran and Davies, with seven points each, were the Waite starss ummary 'rp was Woodward G F G F TP Szczepanik 3 1 7 Morse 0 2 2 Isenstein 3 2 8 Davies 3 1 7 Reeves 0 3 3 Curran 3 l 7 Harvey 1 0 2 Burr 2 0 4 Friedman 0 0 0 I-Ieinn'ger1 2 4 Lawson 0 2 2 Total 7 8 22 Total 9 6 24 Sophomore Wins Tattler Guessing'Contest On Flip My! My! Now the student coun- cil has even entered into the score guessing column. Bob Mitchell came in for a tie with Betty Kaslly. However for the second time within the last two years a girl was the winner. At the Hip of a coin Miss Kaslly won by a nose Con Mr. Lincoln's facel. If anyone does not wish to win a ticket to the Lima Central Woodward tilt, do not let him wrinkle his forehead and place a guess in the score-guessing box. But if you do desire free admit- tance to that game be contrary and place your conjecture in front of 122. Don't forget, some- one has to win. Central ............................ .................... Woodward .3 ....... .... Name .................................. Home room ........... ........... ............. . . Volleyball Championship Goes To Polish Knight Team For the 'drst time the Machine Shop has lost the volleyball championship. The P o 1 i s h Knights took honors when they defeated the Machine shop team by winning two of three games. The winning scores were 11-9 and 7-0. Inca playoff for third and fourth places the Electrical Society defeated the Commerce club 11-9 andll-5. . g , , - ELibbey...g.... .... K . as rm I A Q, .i, N X 1 . 1 , ' M.- -..ci--.. Giiford Meacham and T e d Kosydar have practically cinched themselves a berth on the varsity team through their work on the reserve squad. Both boys a r e accurate shooters and should see action in coming games. Every Thursday the M is s e s Doering, Bardo, Cornwell, McClure, McDonough, and War- ner will be practicing their shoot' ing ability in the girls' gym. They also play against the girls' teams. All boys are not invited to attend these practice sessions. The Woodward Polar Bear grid team will travel to Ports- mouth, Ohio, for their Thanks- giving Day game next year. Portsmouth has turned out some very good teams and it should serve as a fitting climax to next year's football season. Bill Renner, Coach Bevan's former all around athlete at Youngstown and the boy who is slated to take the place of Harry Newman, All American quarter- back at Michigan, will be here for the Woodward-Central game tonight. i 1 Victor Isenstein has been nick- named Mammy Ike. Just why and where he got the name remains the basketball team's secret. ...-..,1.-1. il. Reserves Remain Unbeaten With Win Over Waite Cagers Woodward lightweights con- tinued to reign supreme on the basketball court as they beat the Waite lightweights by the score of 38-20. Kosydar, with fifteen points to his credit, led the Bears in scoring. He was followed by Captain Meacham, who scored twelve poi n t s. Bumgardner garnered nine points to lead the East Side lads. Summary Woodward G. F. TP. Waite G. F. TP. Meacham 5 2 12 Carney 2 0 4 Hiltman 1 0 2 Schroder 1 0 2 Kosydar 5 5 15 Bum'ardn'r 4 1 9 Tschogl 1 0 2 Price 1 0 2 Czarcenski 2 0 4 Suto 0 1 1 Davis 0 1 1 Maurer 0 1 1 Kornowa 1 0 2 Total 15 8 38 Total 8 4 20 ..l......... -1.1-.1-. G CITY STANDINGS With one loss chalked up for them, the Woodward basketball team fell into a tie for cellar hon- ors with DeVilbiss. Central, with a victory over Scott, tops the city teams. The standings are as fol- lows. Team W L Pct. Central ....... ........ 1 O 1.000 Waite ..,....... ........ 2 1 .667 St. Johns ....... ........ 1 1 .500 Scott ............... ........ 1 1 .500 Woodward ........ ........ 0 1 .OOO DeVilbiss .......... ........ 0 .1 .000 0 0 .000 OF WOODWARD IN CITY SCRAMBLE- ll-1 . Polar Bears Will Be Out To Hand Catholic Cagers Their First Defeat In Title Race, 'H New Men May Start 1 AFTER a full week of intensive drill, Coach Rol Bevan's Wood- ward Polar Bear cagers are ready to meet the Central Catho- lic team, which is the only team in the city undefeated as yet, in the Woodward gymnasium tonight in one of the championship tilts. The Woodward team has dropped one city game and another defeat would eliminate them. The Irish quintet heads the city stand- ings with one victory, and one defeat would send them into a tie with practically every team in the league. INTRA MURAL TILTS Ralph Michalak and George Schulte paced the scorers in the Senior Hi-Y 24-7 victory over the French club in an American league game last Monday. Schall and Zylka, with one bas- ket each, led the Frenchmen's scoring. In the National league- game last Tuesday the Commerce club was given a scare in its game with the General Shop but event- ually Leo Kubacki's Commer- cials were on the long end of an 18-11 score. Clem J urek shot four baskets to lead both teams in scoring. General Shop had a two point advantage at the half. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Although Bill Reeves was one of the low scorers of the Waite game his big lead kept him in first place in the ranking of the individual scorers. Following are the individual scores: Reeves... ..................................... . 107 Szczepanik ........ ........ 8 9 Isenstein ........ ........ 5 2 Harvey ............ ........ 2 5 Friedman ...... ........ 2 3 DeShetler ...... .... 8 Corthell ................................ .... 4 Lawson ...................................... ' . 2 Merritt Green Addresses Mass Meeting For Game Merritt Green, recreation com- missoner and former Woodward football player, spoke at the mass meeting today, given third and fourth hours in the auditori- um, which was sponsored by the Periclean society. Monologue about technocratic basketball was presented by Dorothy Redman, president of the club. Musical selections were givan by Lois Hotz, vocal, and Willard Bonham, piano. Law- rence Roberts, sophomore, gave a chalk talk. Clubs Invited To Party The Friendship and Hi-Y clubs of Waite high school have invited the Woodward Friendship and Hi-Y clubs to a party at Waite, February.. 3. . e , - . 35 Central has three veterans s on its squad this year and should give the Bears plenty of opposi. tion. , A1 Sacksteder will start Ross- ler at the tipoif position and his work in the pivot position should give his guard a job on the de- fense. Keween and Hosfeld, two fast boys, will start in the for- ward positions. Russ Medlen and Pat McCarthy will be the guards. Coach Bevan will probably start his usual line-up, although followers of the Bears may see some new faces on the floor rep- resenting the varsity team. Woodward Lightweights Meet Central Hi In Prelim Central lightweights will visit Woodward -tonight in an effort to knock oif our highly success- .ful lightweights in a preliminary to the varsity struggle. I p Coach Hanham will use Mea- cham and Kosydar at fowards, Czarcenski at center, and Davis and Michalak at guards. Central has several veterans on- its reserve team who may prove too hard to be handled by the Bears. Knowledge Tests Given To A. Students In Gym Classes. Objective knowledge tests are being given in the boys' athletic classes this week. The purpose is to find out how much knowl- edge the pupils gained during their gym periods, and how well the instructors' teachings went across. A Among the subjects treated in the examination are volleyball, basketball, football, speedball, and health. . 5 Boys in all the Toledo senior high schools receive .the same type tests. W Hanham To Address Staf A A Homer Hanham will speak to the men's staff of the physical education department at the Board of Education building Wednesday, January 25. - - T 1 Mr. Hanham's talk be based on the 2 Intra-mural. 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Then I grabbed the senior play committee. Oh yes, the whole committee. And I said, said I--- 'Now you tell me the name of the play selected or, or, I'll, I'll-- put you on the Spot? Well, at first they gave me the N.I.KNo In- formationj again. Ha, but they weren't fooling me. Not the Gos- sip Seeker! Then they started making me guess. One member of the committee--a great big tall fellow, kept sticking his legs out. At first I thought he was trying to kick me out. Humph, they couldn't do that either, I had locked the door. Then a girl began making shadows on the wall. I suggested everything from 'Hot Copy' to 'Strange Interlude,' but they still had me guessing. I took matters in my own hands after a few hours of fruit- less guessing. I made all leave the room but Miss Chairman. I proceeded then to choke the in- formation out of her. But she is a plucky girl. After a few hours of torture, however, she finally said 'Oh please, Mr. ijust think, Mr.J Gossip Seeker, I'll tell all!! We've selected Daddy Long-Legs? ' Well, that was a different story, indeed. What a perfectly wonderful selection. Not only is it entertaining, but it is also literary. ' You should see the Janet Gaynors and Warner Baxters who tried out! Miss Warner, the director, was really quite de- lighted and surprised at the talent in the Senior class. Guess I'll try out for the lead- ing man. Say, I've got the part cinchedf' . Y DEADLINE FLASHES Bob Mitchell and Ellen Jane Scarisbrick represented Wood- ward at a meeting of the presi- dents and secretaries of all the student councils of the city high schools at Vocational high yes- terday. The purpose of the meet- ing was to discuss the activities ofthe various groups. The cabinet of the Toledo High School Press Association will meet at Central Catholic high school, Monday, January 30. l Mr. Skinner Attracted by the hum of work and a deep-booming voice, Tat- tler Torch enters 348--the realm of M. T. Skinner. Golf, tennis, oh no, no, not for me he informs us, shaking his h e a d vehemently a n d almost shaking off his glasses. I'd ra- ther sit quietly at home and listen to Walter Damrosch or go to an opera--for instance, 'William Tell,' my favorite. Working in his garden and building houses the drew up the plans for his own homel are Mr. Skinner's hobbies. He produces prize-winning dah- lias in his garden and with pride he can point to many houses, the plans of which he has drawn. Mr. Skinner received his A.B. and L.L.B. degrees before he be- gan teaching, which was some few years ago. He taught at Hills- dale college before he came to Woodward fourteen years ago this week. From the faculty members who have attended the numerous teacher's parties, we learn that Mr. Skinner is an excellent cook and can compete with any chef in the country. As we turn to go we notice a different light creep into his eyes as his baby Alma Lou, a sopho- more, enters the room. M Senior Supervisor To Talk At New West Toledo Forum Philo Dunsmore will speak at the newly organized West Toledo Forum Sunday night, January 29, at eight o'clock. Problems confronting present civilization with special empha- sis on the economic phase will be the, topic of his talk. Mr. Dunsmore will obtain much of his material from the book The New Deal by Stewart Chase. The West Toledo Forum is held in the Community Hall of the Congregational Church on Sylvania Avenue. 1 Up to Thursday morning 115 seniors had paid their down payment of twenty-five cents or more for the Saga. Miss E. Mc- Laughlin's sixth hour class, with There was a distinguished group of men strolling through WOodward's halls Tuesday after- noon who were none other than the superintendent of schools, Charles Meek, and principals of the five Toledo high schools, Merritt Nauts, Philip Conser, Ralph D e m O r e s t, Harold Williams, and our own Charles LaRue. Let us follow them on their inspection tour. They first visit- ed the printshop, when Mr. lgemorest found on the press c ott's oflicial stationery with his own name on the letterhead. Farther down the hall they inspected the cafeteria, library, and senior study hall. Commend- at ory remarks were. made garding the order In the re library. After viewing the chem- Etry laboratory on the second O Or, the visitors retired to the ground floor. I' Their first stop was the Tattler ofiice. Mr. Williams of Libbey ev ealed the fact that he was principal of Woodward Techni- cal High school when the Tat- ler was originated. All the shops on the first fioor were in- spected, with the quantity and qu th ality of the materials striking e guest's fancies. At the conclusion of the forty- five minute tour the visitors retired to Mr. LaRue's office for H business meeting. Mr. Meek stated that Woodward is as fine a school as is needed. You have all the modern conven- ie 46 of Ji ncesf' Persian Rugs Subject Of Talk To Friendship Club Persian Rugs was the subject the address given by Mr. Gray bilian, a graduate of Wood- ward, in the auditorium last Tues- day, January 17, before the Friendship club. According to Mr. Jibilian, rugs are classified either as antique or mo fif dern, being antique if over ty years of age. Every rug has a meaning com- liffned with its beauty. Dyes made om vegetable matter are the ost enduring and lasting for m chemical dyes have a tendency to fade. Rug-making is the universal occupation of Persia and are W orked on sometimes for gener- ations, by royalty and poor alike. Auto Mechanic Students Have Tattler Case Display Lawrence G. Nuber's auto mechanic classes will have a splay in the Tattler case this di vwgeek with Irving Greenspoon in c . arge, assisted by Bob Marzlof Parts ofa battery, a generator, Although we don't Want to waste your time, this space has been paid for, so I am now forced to take pleasure in introducing Professor I.B. Slitelyoff, V. R., I. M., R. U. C?J. I-lere's the Proof. Gentlemen and otherwives, I have chosen 'Teachnocrazy' for the sob-junk of my today's squawk. First let me explain the word. It was formed from the three words, 'teach,' 'no,' and 'crazyf The meaning is therefore very evident. The teachers should teach no crazy pupils, and since we're all crazy they should close the schools. This certainly would help get rid of the depression. Here's a simple explanation: We use electricity for money fanother of my ideasl. Closing the schools would be such a shock that we would all have spending money for a while. Then all of us students would pool our cash and buy a new corner for prosperity to stand on. We would select a corner on a hill and all covered with slick ice. The rest would be simple. Pross Perity couldn't hold his own so he would fall and slide down around the corner, and we would have him back. Getting rid of the other guy, D. Pression, would be simpler yet. Merely dig the business corpsfej out of the grave and show it to Mr. Pression. He would receive an awful shock and think that he were rich fin electric dollarsj. The result would be that he would take a trip to Europe. And so depression's gone. Ladies and generators, fyou see it's the generators who pro- duce the electric moneyj if I find that after using this 'electric money' my dry cells, or rather my brain doesn't give out so that I must buy some new ones fand I charge everything I buyl, I shall be glad to return and give you another mixture, I mean lecture. Thank you. EXAIIVIF SCHEDULE Examinations will be given Tuesday and Wednesday, Janu- ary 24 and 25. Following are the exam schedules for Tuesday and Wednesday. Tuesday First hour--8:30 to 10:00 Second hour---10:15 to 11:45 Lunch--11:45 to 12:30 Fourth hour---12:30 to 2:00 Wednesday Fifth and Sixth hours--8:30 to 10:00 Seventh hour--10:15 to 11:45 Lunch--11:45 to 12:30 Eighth hour--12:30 to 2:00 Between each exam students will be given fifteen minutes. William Rosenberg and Leona twenty-four students subscribing, a cut-away carburetor, and a car 1 Each lunch period will last forty- Jacobs will attend this meetingfleads. I motor will be exhibited. . 'Eve minutes. f subscribe T subscribe For The Constantly, Consistently Constructive FOI' The Tattler va. V med., Oh... February 3, 1933 N.. 19 Tattler SENIOR DRAMATIC TWENTY-SEVEN GET DIRECTING SELLING CLUB GIVES PLAY PERFECT A CARDS OF 1933 YEARBOOK Society To Present One-Act Comedy Thanks Awfully Senior Dramatic Society pre- sents Thanks Awfully, a one- act comedy, next Monday, in the auditorium. Dick Montague, a painter, is jilted while studying in Paris, and consequently b e com es a woman hater. This part is en- acted by Robert Eiseman. Dot, his sister, entertains a group of girl friends with a bridge party, and persuades Dick to meet the girls. As this is against his will, he makes a bet with Dot that he can go through the evening saying nothing b ut Thanks Awfullyf' Dot is played by Ruth Dorf. Difficult complications occur when Dick discovers that his old sweetheart, whom he still loves, is one of his sister's guests. This part Marian is portrayed by Ann Ein. Other roles are taken by Ann Essak, Lilian Greenberg, Vir- ginia Powell, Ruth Mundwiler, Roberta DuMonte,Evelyn Abood, Virginia Hugill, Martha Haynes, Alb e r t in a Lyczkowski, and Dorothy Getz. ,Miss Dorothy Warner is di- recting the production. Admis- sion price is five cents. Winner Of Pulitzer Prize Scheduled For Town Hall Thornton Wilder, author of the novel The Bridge of San Luis Rey, is scheduled to speak on The Relation Between Litera- ture and Life in the Granada Theatre, Saturday morning Feb- ruary 4, at eleven o'clock, at the Town Hall Lecture Series. Wilder has gained foremost place in American letters and also ranks with the best known foreign writers. He wrote a num- ber of novels and is noted as a speaker, with fine choice of words, deep philosophy, sound judgment and keen humor. Jerald Blatt will attend the lecture from Woodward. Friendship Club Members To Exchange Scrapbooks Woodward Friendship club has recently received a scrap- book, illustrating the interesting places in Esthonia, a little country in Europe. Later in the year, the Friend- ship girls will senda book to this country with pictures and snap- shots of places in the United States. The purpose of this exchange is to encourage friendship be- tween girls of different countries. Nine Freshmen Lead Other Classe In Semester Grade Records Twenty-seven Woodward stu- dents received all A cards for the first semester of the current year! Freshmen led the classes with nine members receiving perfect scholastic records. The following first year stu- dents received four A's: Emily Marie Braunschweiger, Marian Chtimiel, Virginia Duncan, Char- lotte Essick, Alice Ferris, Bertha J akcsy, Thaddeus Demski, Sam Levine, and Eugene Zytkus. Coming close with three A's and one B are: Julia Bennett, Sarah Chandler, Phyllis Dull, Dorothy Kaszubiak, Rita Loerke, Jessie Mathie, Bertha Payak, Frederick Holtfreter and Robert Morgan. Junior class comes in second with six perfect cards. Stephania Goryszewska, Cora Belle Kehrer, and Anna Wegener each receiv- ing five A's, while Jane Mack, Ruth Ramlow, and Donald Dietsch, each have four A's. Three A's and one B were given to Alice Kreft and Risley Berry. The sophomore class had seven perfect records of which the fol- lowing had five A's: Sam Schall and Earl Sommers. Pearlie Boen, Molly Meerkreb, and Jane Stai- ger each had four A's. Thelma Kehrer and Marjorie Hertzberg received three A's and one B. In the senior class, Meyer Schall leads with five A's. Leona Jacobs and William Rosenberg had four A's andfMarion Jawor- ski th ree. Dorothy Redman, Sarah Katz, and Julius Metty received three A's and one B while Dorothy Shore had three A's and two B's. Committee For Vocational Guidance Meetings Chosen At the regular meeting of the Senior Hi-Y held last Tuesday at the Y.M.C.A., plans for the Forum, which will be held every Sunday afternoon in February at the Y.W.C.A. were discussed. A committee of which Robert Ridenour was appointed chair- man to be assisted by Don Mc- Ferren, Fred Slawski, Ralph Michalak, and Sylvester Szepan- ski, was chosen to take care of Vocational Guidance meetings and banquet. ' Principal To Speak Charles C. LaRue will speak at the Parent -Teacher Association on the evening of February ninth at Banner Oak School. The sub- ject of his talk is to be The In- iiuence of Home on Education. Marvin Trattner Marvin Trattner, who is direct- ing the sales of the 1933 Saga- Tattler, is also president of the Honor Society and the Senior Dramatic club. TATTLER CAMPAIGN IS EXTENDED WEEK Owing to the disorder brought about by the reorganization of' classes, the Tattler subscription campaign will be continued into next week in the same manner. Since Tuesday, representatives have been soliciting during the fourth hour and will continue to do so until Thursday, February 9. The offer of free tickets to Hot Copy, a three-act presentation by the Tattler staif, will still remain. Every subscription paid in full before the play is given will provide the owner with free admittance. Price of the semester's Tattlers is thirty cents by subscription and three cents per single issue. The Tattler is the lowest priced school paper in the city. Subscribe now and keep in step with the affairs of your school. Changes Made In Tattler Staff, New Members Join Changes were made in the Tattler staff for the remaining semester, with Leona Jacobs appointed assistant editor, Marie N Swaya, news editor, Cora Belle' Kehrer, copy reader, and Ste- phania Goryszewski, exchange editor. Eight new students from the fourth hour newswriting class entered as reporters into the first hour class. The new members are Virginia Mann,.Sharon Leibovitz, Molly Rubin, Helen Swaya, Virginia Schuster, Carl. Dority, Sam Schall, and Henry Nichpor. , J SALE OF YEAR-BOOKS TO RE-OPEN MONDAY Marvin Trattner Heads New Selling Campaign To Lower Classes Marvin Trattner, business manager for 1932-33 Saga-Tattler announces the launching of the Saga campaign, Monday, Febru- ary 6. . ' Subscriptions will be taken in the home rooms by the represen- tatives who were chosen by Marvin. Each subscriber must make a twenty-five cent down payment on the total cost of the book, 31.50. Total payments must be completed by April 15. Last year's initial payment was fifty cents. Sales of each floor will be in charge of one of the following iloor chairmen: Ann Ein, Doro- thy Dimke, or James Nassar. The goal set for Saga sales this year is six hundred. There have already been two hundred and ten sales to seniors. i. LITERARY SOCIETIES TO HOLD ASSEMBLY Mrs. Paul Alexander will be the speaker at the educational assembly held February 10 third hour, sponsored by the Periclean and Zetalethean literary socie- ties. Her topic will be on contem- porary American writers. Schu- man trio consisting of Miss Cecile Vashaw, violinistg Miss Emily Rairdon, cellistg and Miss Marana Baker, pianist, will pro- vide the music. Tickets will be issued through the Periclean and Zetalethean literary societies and through the English classes. Members Of Salesmanship Club Plan Initiation Party The Salesmanship club is mak- ing plans for an initiation party to be given in the Riverside Park Shelter House, the evening of February 21. Lilian Greenberg, chairman of the program com- mittee, and Ruth Dorf, chairman of the social committee, are in charge of arrangements. Twenty -one new members and any number of alumni members are to be guests. P Open Forum Will Feature Talk On Education, Press Rabbi Sidney Goldstein, associ- ate of Rabbi Stephen Wise in New York, will speak at the Saturday Night Open Forum, February 4. His topic will be E d u c a ti o n Limited-Schools, Press, Radio. Marvin Trattner and Sami Rif- kin are this week's'representa- tives. ' . , , ,,.,,,.-.,,,,,..Q.,,,,.,, .a ye 1-H - fx - - -1. . ..,. . THE WOODWARD TATTLER . .. . f -Q: so-2-'J '11 Published and Printed Every School Week by the THE WOODWARD TATTLEH GFF 9 FLASHES FROM FRIENDS 1 Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 8.03 single issue. 'J xx I TATTLER STAFF Editol--in-Chief ............................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .....................,.............. Leona Jacobs Business :Manager .,........................ Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor ,,,.......,....,.................... DOI'0tl1y Shore . j'Alberta Teall 1 SpOI'l2 Ed1t0I'S .........-.-....-..---- -v------ - 1 :Marion J-aworski . - I Matthew Oblaza Assistant Sport Editors ............ 1 Alvina Piesiewicz Humor Editor .............................................. Ruth Dorf Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Display Editor ...,.. .......................,...... E thel Dull Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski - Anna e ener Club Editors ........... ....,......... 5 RoberQNR?den0ur Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Pressman . ............ . .............................. Richard Pearce Reporters-Carl'Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin, Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh M ont g omery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Student Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. WHILE the staff is hard at work on the , production of the Saga-Tattler, the new 1933 Woodward yearbook will be placed on sale to freshmen, sophomores, and juniors next Monday. Although the book is primarily a senior project, there is enough! in it to make it a souvenir of your schoolilife. The extra pages are merely condensed copies of the old sort of books, with all unnecessary sections left out. ' l K fi IT WOULD not be a bad idea if a few selected members of the band would play at the basketball games on the Wood- ward court. It would help give these cage games some of the gla mor that always char- acterizes a football contest. The singing of the school song has been woefully miss- ing from all of the games, probably be- cause of the lack of an accompaniment. Speaking of the school song, what has become of it? Does the end of the football season necessitate the death of school spir- it set to music? Perhaps the addition of the band to the basketball games would help. s at ' i THE very interesting speaker, Dr. Lewis Schuh, offered to the student body by the German Club, and the assembly soon to be given by the literary societies, show that the Woodward organizations are ac- complishing their purpose. Dr. Schuh was a fine speaker and the talk he gave was eqgal to any of the pep programs we have ha . ' J fs A , 'K '- -its, '.:.s..- s' fr- HERE, THERE, AND WHAT WE'VE SEEN Grand idea to have a dance after a game. There was a big crowd at the Victory Hop following the Central-Woodward game with a good representation from each school. We saw: Phyllis Windstine with a handsome brunette-Howard Smith, former Woodward basketball player now a Waite Varsity man, renewing old acquaintances--Victor Isenstein all hot and bothered when asked to dance-- Joseph Hiltman flashing a dazzling grin at the dancers--Ted Kosydar taking it all in- Ann, Sylvia, and Ruth Clapfish adding to the fun-Gert Solomon and Paul Boardman, al- umni, back to look the school over--Lloyd Smith and Fanchon Cooker dancing-Grace Reinbolt looking about wistfully-Ruth Devlin getting Donald McFerren to dance- Dorothy Smolinski and gridder Frank Katafiasz danc- ing the last dance together--and so on into the evening. Hope We have more of these in- formal frolics. Virginia Stackowitz, energetic sophomore, is the answer to last weeks who's who. School CAs they see itl Freshman I hate the very sight of green I could break each joker's head And I wish those cracks that you guys say were said. Sophomore I know I'm not conceited. I don't brag a single bit, But the hat that used to fit won't lit. - Junior My girl, she went and threw me down. But this I could have braved, If the dough I tried so hard to save were saved. Senior - Three years of toil has brought me here I'm known by everyone But I wish that the work I've got to do was done. Teacher A teacher's job is not a cinch. It makes me quite distraught How nice it would be if those we teach were taught. Reporter I'd soon be gone away from here. In auto, plane, or boat, If only those things I have to write were wrote. Mom and Dad We've fed you, clothed you, done your work, And given you room and bunk, And repeatedly, though you try not to fail, it we i you flunk. STUDY HALL SCENES - Freshmen, 124, First Hour Vera Zipfel, Noel Weaner, Fred Skaif, Pauline Nalepa, Donald Naumeyer, and Jane Richards taking attendance. Sabina Zakoski, freshman beauty, looks pensively about the room. Frank Urbanski, George Saba, 'Charles Peters, Florian Tschogl are a few of our coming football players. Gertrude Stark studies to maintain the reputation of the previous Starks. Jennieiand Mary Nowak, who are relatives, relatively study relations. Harold Wozniak and Evelyn Peet study, but not the Study Hall text. Dear Ruth: It's a nice day but I like nothing better than to write about the exchanges that have come to the Tattler office this week. The News, Eau2Claire, Wisconsin-enjoy your article on Library Fines -we might try the idea here in Toledo, I think. Sto1p's stiiiers surely do stiiie--example: ' Wife-Dear, tomorrow is our tenth anni- versary. Shall we kill the turkey? Hubby-N o, let him live. He has nothing to do with it. l Q U From the Craftsman, Milwaukee, Vvfis- consin, we take the following-- . O'Brien: Gee it's dead around here. Riedebury: Listen, boy how'd you like to work in a graveyard shift for the Corpse Mining Company in Coffin Mine, located in Dead Man's canyon, in Funeral Range, at the edge of Death Valley. Your paper is entertaining, boys. U Q 1 The Student, Covington, Kentucky--Like your idea of having a mid-year Com- mencement Number. l O U The Libbey Crystal, Toledo, Ohio--We take the following from their entertaining paper. Liberty is the right to do what you please, including the right to regulate the conduct of others. F 4 U Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasmg it moves stones, it charms brutes. Enthu- siasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it.-Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. l R O The bell is ringing, so we haven't any- more time to read exchanges. --Marie. - I Cosmopolitan Woodward From Kafhre, Syria, a small town near the Holy Land comes Roger Makarus, a Woodward sophomore, who is the subject of our interview this week. Roger lived in Kaflire, about 60 miles from Damascus, for 12 years. , Roger attended a boy's school in Syria, where he studied French, Syrian, and mathematics. Some of us have a hard time staying in school when it is warm in the spring--what would we do if we lived in a land where flowers bloomed and birds sang all the year 'round? Nevertheless, Roger had no time to look out of the window for the eagle eye of the strict, masculine pro- fessor was upon him, and it was Woe unto him who did not give a perfect recitation. lRoger thanks his lucky stars that he goes to school in Toledo.j Every so often the pro- fessor became kind hearted and would take the boys for a hike and camping trip in the mountains. Each year, to celebrate Christmas,which is 13 days later than ours, it was the custom for at least one member of the family to journey into the Holy Land to spend the holidays. At the age of twelve Roger and his family went to Alexandria, Egypt, and from there to Marseille, France. After a short sight- seeing trip in gay Paree, they boarded the S. S. George Washington and immediately upon landing in America came to Toledo. At Lagrange school he entered the second grade and 4 years later he graduated as one of the leaders of his class. He is a member of the French club at Woodward. Wy c ar- -- Q . a f '- -' - -. . ' '- sf-A., - .,-.,- .aug .- '- ' . -2, fx 1 .--- -Y'-q 5 + -- , 1-4 al- ,-e-,,,s... .Nxt . , ,F W -t .yur 1-.Lg-J. -ffpf z gs.: -'-B u ...-.,.r'- . ' - .awp .y---is .1-3.1. -,k .f .L -, W., - 5 ,, 3. - K .1-.-1. I mY,,L- , - I THE wooDwA1m'rA'1'rLER I A l POLAR BEARS DEFEAT LIMA CENTRAL 40-22 Bill Reeves Scores 22 Points ' To Lead Woodward In ' Victory Putting on a last quarter offen- sive spurt R01 Bevan's quintet won its eighth game ofthe season when they set back the strong Lima Central cagers 40-22 last Friday night. Trailing at the end of the third frame the Woodward team, led by Captain Bill Reeves, scored twenty points and held their opponents scoreless to take the tilt. The lead see-sawed back and forth between the two teams from the very start of the game with the Bears leading at the end of the lirst canto. The Bevanites held a one point advantage at the intermission. Coach Scheuerman's squad jumped to a one point lead at the end of the third quarter and then Callie the final quarter in which the Bears added nineteen markers. In beating the Lima team the Woodward bo s beat a team Y which came here with a great spirit as they have been winning over some highly touted clubs this year. I Bill Reeves, with 22 points, and Vic Isenstein, with 8 points, led the Polar Bear scoring while Lewis and Black both scored 9 points to lead the Dragons. Summary Woodward G. F. TP. Lima G. F. TP. Meacham 2 2 6 Blose 0 1 1 Isenstein 3 2 8 Black ' 3 3 9 Reeves 9 4 22 Pape 0 0 0 Szczepanik 1 0 2 Lewis 4 1 9 Harvey 1 0 2 Brown 1 1 3 Friedman 0 0 0 Total 16 8 40 Total 8 6 22 Freshman Boy Wins Pass In Tattler Score Contest lt was that smiling freshman boy, Frank Blum, who won the last score-guessing contest. The score turned in by him differed by only one point from the actual score. These students are too good. The next opportunity to get your name in this column now presents itself. The rules are the same as before, so scratch your head and follow your hunches. Place your conclusion on this coupon and so arrange things that your opinion lands on the inside of the Tattler box in front of 122. Here's your chance. St. J ohn's -Q..-.-Q.. Woodward------. Name Home Roomi-.-..-.. WOODWARD VS ST. . er n rm 3 Lf l Scoring 376 points to their opponent's 166 the Woodward Cage team has established an average of points of 42 to 19. 1 i I The inter-city race is just one scramble after another in the cage game this year. Almost every team has established itself better than the records show. If you can stand it followme closely. Central beat Scott-Scott won over St. Johns-St. J ohn's nosed out Waite--Waite eked outawin over Woodward-Woodward de- feated Central. If from that you can pick a city champion, pick one or two. O K O Woodward boxers-are working out daily in preparation for the annual high school boxing tour- ney to be held later in the month. U I O Jack Bauman and E u g e n e Duszynski were in the Y. M. C. A. Novice Tournament 'dnals last week. Both lost their fights but received silver boxing gloves. , - INDIVIDUAL SCORING Gifford Meacham, captain of the reserve squad, broke into the varsity individual scoring col- umn with ten points to his credit. He is in the sixth position being followed by Woody DeShetler, Carl Corthell, and Bob Lawson, who have been inactive during the last few games. Bill Reeves still continues to hold the lead, leading the next highest scorer, Stanley Szcze- panik, by forty-eight points. Fol- lowing are the individual scorers: Reeves ........ ................................ . 140 Szczepanik ........ ..... 92 Isenstein ........ .. . 70 Harvey ........... ......... 2 7 Friedman ........ ...... 23 Meacham ........... ..... 1 0 DeShetler .......... ..... 8 Corthell Lawson .......... ,f ............,............... 2 Ted Kosydar, Michalak Lead Cubs To Ninth Straight Win Ted Kosydar, with eight points, and Frank Michalak, with seven points, led the Polar Bear Cubs in the 31-9 victory over the Waite seconds in the preliminary tilt last week. Homer Hanham's b o y s a n- nexed their ninth consecutive game by high scoring and- also displayed a defensive game by holding their opponents to three field goals and as many fouls. n Reserves Win Another With Ted Czarcenski paving the way, Homer Hanham's light- 3. .. x- .-.-.,s- --is , -2 .. - . -. - - .-..- . -rpg, ...Sr -13. '-- 4 . ,. . . ef 1 X x h' V 'Q' WOODWARD'S POLAR BEARS MEET- ' JUNIOR SAINTS IN THIRD CITY TILT -1 -11 Coach Bevan's Quintet Will Be Out For Second Win In Scholastic Raceg Jesuits Have Three Veterans On Squad Woodward's Polar Bear 'five will be out to win their second city game of the season when they meet Coach Johnny Tracy's St. Johns' quintet in an inter-city conflict on the hardwood floor in the Westminster gymnasium tonight. 6 Both teams are deadlockedgn the city standings and a loss INTRA-MURAL TILTS Charles Borchardt and George Fraser set the pace for the Senior Hi-Y in a 9-6 victory over the Polish Knights in an American league game played last Monday. Joe Zychowicz and Joe Szwa- der with three field goals between them led the loqng quintet. Close play featured in the Na- tional league Tuesday with the Commerce club getting a 7-3 verdict over the Machine shop five. Irvin Pawlicki, with 5 points, led the winning team. Joe Szelagowski was the main 'co of the Machinists scorin E , E the only three points his team made. BEARS DEFEAT IRISH FOR FIRST CITY WIN Staging a last half rally, which netted them twenty points, the Woodward Polar Bears set back the Irish from Central high school 26-16 January 20, for their first city win. Big Bill Reeves with eleven points and Vic Isenstein with ten markers led the offensive drive. Al Hosfeld's six points were high for Central. Polar Bear Cubs To Try For Third City Victory Tonight Woodward Polar Bear Cubs will visit the Westminster ,eym in their third city tussle, meeting the St. John's lightweights in a preliminary game which will start at 7:30. Coach Hanham will use Cor- thell and Kosydar at the forward berths with Czarcenski at center and Davis and Michalak at guard positions. St. Johns has a veteran quintet which will try to take the Bear cubs to the market. Woodward Team Enters Annual Y. M. Relay Races Annual Y.M.C.A. Relays will be held Feb. 22, at the Y with all Toledo high schools compet- ing in the dashes, high jump, and relay. Each schools will have three teams entered. The freshmen, sophomores, and juniors and for either one would practically el1minate it from chances at the pennant. The Knights will present a line- up which will include three vet- erans. Tracy will probably start Momenee a n d Wrobel at t h e forward positions with J arzynski handling the pivot position. Bill Kenny and Francis, two of the Saint guards, have drawn consid- erablelnterest in basketball cir- cles w1th their ability to handle the ball and throw it through the loop. t Bill Reeves in the center posi- tion will be the Bevanites' chief threat, although Gifford Meach- am and Vic Isenstein will give op- position plenty of worry through- 231 ggi -ii , i ,A .1 .i an 5s at s 'i :T-1 . fi 3 a we K- K. Q3 .1 MI -X4 fi .-Q li. 3 li ii! S? out the game. Stan Szczepanik and Tom Harvey will also have . to be accounted for as they are s certain starters in the guard' positions. ' iff? The Saints have defeated Waite and lost to Scott who has lost to Central. - ------ BOYS' STANDINGS Six teams are tied for first place in the intra-mural basket- ball leagues with two victories each. Four clubs have 500 per Ali cent and six teams have yet to 3 --fy win a game. r c 3 National League 'W. L. - Pct. Machine shop 2 0 1.000 Commerce Club 2 0 1.000. .fi Pencil Pushers 2 0 1.000 Jr. Hi-Y 1 1 .500 s- Peiuper Club 1 1 .500 'fi General Shop 0 2 .000 Latin Club 0 2 .000 .il- Pica Club 0 0 .000 R Eg American League W. L. Pct. Polish Knights 2 0 1.000 sr. Hi-Y 2 0 1-000 ,fe Auto Mech. 2 0 1.000 ' Tattler Staff 1 1 .500 ' - Electrical Club 1 1 .500 Quill Sz Dagger 0 2 .000 . . French Club 0 2 .000 - - Art Klan 0 2 .000 I Waite Club Guests Here p f I Girls, W club and advisers ..- of Waite high school are to, be guests of the Woodward club at , a Get Acquaintedu party, Mon- 1 day, February 6, at four o'clock in the girls' gym. Basketball ,,., and games will be played by the groups. Margaret Williams, Mary Ellen DuMounte and Alvina Piesiewicz are the- com- mittee in charge. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE Q. R sf. 1 . gr.: . -viii - r-is-Z3 - f--51 IS. wa. weigglmt team won its tscixondhtilt isleniiors combined, will make up . , in t e city reservep it e c ase e eams.. . . p when they defeated the Central Art Smith 1S coaching, the TAIIHIILER g a c lightweights 18-16. , ' 'Woodward tracksters. 1' . S - 5 . . is I 2,-1 f . 1 e i . A 1 ,, s .- ...' is .7 7 THE WOODWARD TATTLER DADDY LONG LEGS CAST IS ANNOUNCED Roberta DuMonte Is Female Lead ln Senior Class Production Roberta DuMonte and Marvin Trattner have been selected to portray the leading roles of Judy Abbot and Jarvis Pendleton in the senior class play, i'Daddy Long Legs. Marvin and Roberta had important parts in the junior play of last year and have had much experience in the plays of the Senior Dramatic Society of which they are president and vice president, respectively. The roles of Sallie and James McBride were given Arla Grodi and Paul Landwehr. Lilian Greenberg has the role of Mrs. Pendleton,and Evelyen Hamilton that of her daughter, Julia. Ruth Dorf is cast in the role of Mis Pritchard, Ann Ein, Mrs. Semple, Margaret Grebe, Mrs. Lippett. Minor parts will be enacted by Delores Durbin, Florence Shames, Dorothy Getz, Joy Fingerhut, and David Essick Cjuniorl as the or- phans: Arthur Kaminsky and Robert Eiseman as the trustees, Morris Morgan as Griggs, the secretary, Edmund Brooks as Walters, the butler, Frances Ford as the maid, Virginia Hugile as Carrie, Mrs. Semple's maid Miss Dorothy Warner, direc- tor, 'has .stated that the above names are subject to change. Rehearsal of the production will begin immediately. T e c h - nical assistants will be an- nounced later. Dorothy Shore heads the play committee composee of Phyllis Netz, Ann Essak, Charles Borchardt, Miles Booth, Wilma Jaschke, and Ruth Boehler. Biology Classes Have Tree Exhibit In Tattler Display Mrs. Mary O'Brien's biology classes will have a tree collection in the Tattler display this week. Cross section of a twin tree with historical events shown on the various rings of growth such as the age, direction of the wind, and the climate will be one object of interest. Petrified wood from Arizona forests, redwood from California, and samples of other woods will be displayed. An additional part of the exhibition will include glacial grooves show- ing the work of glaciers in giving us the soil of this area. Gordon Hopkins and James Sfaelos will be in charge. Students To Attend Recital Vladimir Horowitz, world- famed pianist, will present a re- cital at the Civic Auditorium Sunday, February 5, at four o'clock. Marie Cochran and Leona Jac- obs, members of the Woodward orchestra, will attend this recital which is the fourth in the series.- UN DER THE TATTLER J - TORCH LIGHT - - x Miss Ward This week's interviewer throws a flooding beam upon the charm- ing mathematics teacher, Miss Mary Ward. Miss Ward graduated from Michigan university and is work- ing on her master's degree at Wisconsin. Travel has an important place in Miss Ward's life for she enjoys it very much. Locations in the United States she especially likes are Yellowstone National Park and Washington, D. C. Every voyage has some thrills, but her most exciting experience oc- curred in Bologna, Italy, when standing upon the platform at the railroad station, she saw the train pull out with her baggage and friends. Steak roast are her hobby. Besides being second vice-pres- ident and social chairman of the Parent-Teacher club, she is very active in the various functions of the faculty. Alert, intellectual and benevo- lent, she plays an important part in Woodward school life. Delicious Here Q Thursday Visual Education society will present the talkie, Delicious, featuring Janet Gaynor and Charles Farrell, Thursday, Feb- ruary 9, at 2:30 and 8:00 o'clock. Admission price is ten cents. CLUB HERE ENTERS COMPETITIVE EXAM Winner of National Contest To Receive Trip To Europe .International club of Wood- ward has entered in the Seventh National Competitive Examin- ation on the League of Nations ffor high schoolsl sponsored by the League of Nations Associ- ation, New York City. An official text for the examin- ation A 'Brief History of the League of Nations, has been re- ceived from the headquarters and any Woodward student may borrow the book from Miss Ad- rienne Curtis, adviser ofthe club, or if anyone desires to have a copy of their own they may pur- chase it from the headquarters. The examination form will be sent to Miss Curtis, and the test given March 24. E First prize in the contest is a trip to Europe, where Geneva, Paris, and other places of inter- est will be visited. Second prize is fifty dollars in cash. Other cash prizes will be meted to the runner-ups. Any student who is interested in this contest can obtain the gitails from Miss Curtis in room l. Sophomores To Hear Talk By Superintendent Meek At the sophomore class meet- ing February 9, Superintendent Charles Meek will give an ad- dress on Abraham Lincoln. As an additional part of the program the girls of the class will provide the entertainment. Vir- ginia Stachowicz will direct a quartette including Dorothy Hall, Dorothy Corthell, Evelyn Bardsley, and Pauline I-larter, who will sing patriotic songs. Alma Wozniak will accompany them on the piano. COLLEGE DEAN, J OURNALIST SPEAK QEditor's note--This is a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum and the Town Hall series as reported by Evelyn Abood and Dorothy Getz in the forum and Dorothy Shore in the Town Hall series as Woodward representa- tives.J Dr. A. J . Muste, dean of Brook- wood Labor College, addressed the Saturday Night Open Forum January 21 on The Heritage of the Frontier Social Forces in America. Inventions and discoveries of the people have introduced capi- talism, and capitalism is con- trolled by the few who hold our destiny in their hands. The leaders do not care and are not trying to help the country, there- fore, do not deserve leadership. The masses of people were not prepared for the present crisis and are not doing anything to prevent another in the future. In spite of the fact that we are in such a critical.condition we shall pull through with the aid of some factors inherited from pioneer days. Walter B. Pitken, psychologist, editor, and journalist, discussed technocracy at the Town Hall series January 28. . The original idea of tech- nocracy was merely to make a survey of energy and resource and then the technocrats stepped off the blue prints into thin air. Mass production is back ofthe present crash. It led to a new kind of price cutting and then to the unemployment situation. Technocracy attempts to an- swer the question of the art of living. The greatest weakness in this program is that it is still try- ing to solve all of these issues by attacking the problem of mass production. w PATROL MEMBERS ' VENTURE OPINIONS Students Are Finally Given Chance To Express Themselves lt seems that we have heard what everyone else has to say about the hall patrol except what the hall patrol members think about it. A visit first hour to the third floor found Delores Durbin, La- donna Gustin, Elizabeth Heller, and Irene Raznoski busily study- ing, but keeping a wary outlook on passers in the halls. They all said that everyone they confront- ed had hall permits. On the second floor we visited Sylvester Mackowicz, Geraldine Osterman, who was a temporary substitute for Rita McCarthy, Edith Polito, and Helen Zamata. Edith has turned her job into a business venture. Sometimes her 'ibusiness is good and sometimes poor depending upon the num- ber of passers-by. This goes to show how pleasant a little im- agination will make a task. The irst floor patrol is com- posed of Bob Duhamel, Richard Kazubiak, Isabelle Kibbey, and Ruth Ramlow, captain of the first hour division. All the hall patrol members agreed that they enjoyed their duties, could do better work be- cause the,customary study hall noise was absent, and usually received a courteous response to their requests. The most unusual hall permit seen was: Stanley Szczepanik: This boy has a date, He's in love, Let him suffer in peace. Rol Bevan. DEADLINE FLASHES Frank Katafiasz, a senior and member of the varsity football squad, is recovering from an appendicitis operation in St. Vin- cent's hospital. 3 x A slight change was made in the cast of the junior class play Little Women. Grace Spaulding replaces Edith Osthimer as Amy, one of the little women. l The name of Pauline Zaremb- ski, former Woodward student, was placed upon the honor role of Ohio State University. Pauline is a freshman at Ohio State, having been graduated from Woodward last year. 1 K . The regular meetings of the library staff will be held during first hour Monday instead of con- ference hour. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE TATTLER mfzagis- ' ' L.nk5.:.'asLVi::n..2ar:s?:-..-ix-.Li .s , ., X ,, . .. I is i..?xLHv.k,.T .. K' QQ is ,-.. Ve .y'L A ky i- I Q-if -. 1. V. wkkkkr ,.k: Q ,K -Q 1 K - h-2... . . C Q. -K giyyxsjsfv-g K . Constantly, Consistently Constructive - 'W Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, February 10, 1933 No. 20 CAST OF TATTLER PLAY ANNOUNCED Newspaper Production Will Be Given By Staif In April Newspaper folk will be news- paper folk when Hot Copy, a three act play, is presented by the Tattler in April, as has been proven by the cast announce- ments. Leona Jacobs will portray the role of Sylvia Dale, who handles society and want ads for the Evening Heraldg Meyer Holi'- enblum, that of a young reporter, Bill Gregoryg Sharon Leibovitz and Ruth Dorf also take leads playing the roles of Jane Corwin and Peggy Wilson respectively, who are accessories to the Evening Herald. Sam Schall will appear as the editor, while Carl Dority will be Bud Rice, also of the Herald. The gossip end will be handled by Helen Swaya, as Mrs. Devine, Dorothy Shore will aspire to so- cial leadership as Hazel Winston. Henry Nichpor will take the role of Dudley Kay, a politician. Hot Copy has all the pep and excitement of a newspaper oiiice and there is plenty of love inter- est added. Miss Marie Doering, Tattler adviser, is directing the play assisted by James Moll, student director. A free ticket will be given to all regular subscribers of the Tat- tler, otherwise admission will be twenty five centsg so those who desire to see Hot Copy and re- ceive a hot copy of the Tattler should subscribe this week. Miracles To Be Subject Of Reverend's Talk To Forum Miracles! Do they happen? will be the subject upon which Reverend Theodore F. Adams of the Ashland Avenue B a p ti s t Church will speak at Friendship Hi-Y Forum to be held February 12, at the Y.W.C.A. A short program of singing, devotions and special music will precede the talk. Following the discussion refreshments will be served. ' Thelma Brown and J 0 h n Marcinkowski, of W o o d w a r d, will be in charge of the devotion at this meeting. i Club To Give Program Combination Washington and Lincoln program will be pre- sented Monday, February 20, by the Social Science club. Miss Mabel Rutan, adviser ofthe club, with the assistance of her fourth hour. class, is making prepara- tions for the assembly. HOME ECONOMICS CLUB GIVES DANCE Cupid's Frolic To Be Held At Riverside Park Shelter House A Woodward's Home Economic club will give a Valentine dance, Cupid's Frolic, Thursday, Feb- ruary 16, at 8 oiclock in the River- side Shelter house. - Ivan Grodi's orchestra will play for the affair and a iioor show, which will be presented during intermission is being ar- ranged by June Reid, Margaret Walker, and Marian Selter. Miss Blanche Hazelton, Miss Angela Abair, and Miss Laura Adams, advisers, will be guests of honor. Admission tickets, which were printed by Evelyn Johnson and Molly Cone, members of the club, are ten cents. Mildred Dawson, June Slavin, Mary Elizabeth P y lin, a n d Maxine Dodd are also assisting in the arrangements for the dance. Principal is Guest Speaker At Spring P. T. A. Meeting Spring Junior High enter- tained the Spring Parent-Teach- ers' Association in the Wood- Wald auditorium, Wednesday, February 8. Charles C. LaRue was guest speaker. All departments were represented in the program which was an outgrowth of daily classwork of the seventh and eight grade pupils. The science class presented a playlet, The Solor System. Echoes of the Old South, The Perfect Tri- bute and achapter from Little Women were the presentations of the music, history, and English classes, respectively. Arthur Strobel is president of the association. Mrs. Edith Mercer Speaks To Girls' Athletic League Mrs. Edith Mercer, former teacher of physical education in Chicago, in speaking to members of the Girls' Athletic League, stated that athletics mean more than just basketball and baseball. According to Mrs. Mercer, ath- letics also have an intellectual side. She stressed the value of sportsmanship which can be car- ried on through life. Because of the crowded conditions in the poor residential districts of Chi- cago, a recreation building called the Hall House has been erec- ted. Here hundreds of children are t a u gh t games and good sportsmanship. X Ellen Glattis, a student in the junlior high, tap danced for the c u J. - ---ii-.rw . 1- K - Woon WARD PRINT SHOP INSTRUCTOR I Hugh Montgomery Hugh Montgomery, printing instructor, is in charge of the movie and display to be held next Week in collaboration with the National Printing Education Week. Coach Of Navy Grid Eleven Speaks To Club Members Rip Miller, coach ofthe Navy football team and formerly one Iof the famous Four Horsemen of Notre Dame, spoke at the Woodward, DeVilbiss joint Hi-Y meeting, held last Tuesday at the Y.M.C.A. In answer to the 'question What is education? as the sub- ject of his talk, Mr. Miller stated, An education is the power to adapt yourself to the presented problems and to be able to do this, a fellow must be Well round- ed socially, athletically, an d along all other lines. In expla- -nation of this last clause he said, A high school boy should spe- cialize in nothing but do every thing moderately. Students Take Advantage Of New Courses Offered Students have taken advantage of the special courses offered to them this semester. Fourteen s t u d e n t s have enrolled in the course How To Study which is being taught by Raymond Lowry. French phonetics, under Miss Adrienne Curtis, has attracted twenty- eight students. . Miss Dorothy Bardo will teach a class of fifteen in English lit- erature. Acourse in World Dra- ma with ten students, is under the supervision of Miss Marie Doering who also teaches news- writing I to thirty five cubs, j fourth hour. Hatchet Hop To Be Held February 21 By Glee Club There will be plenty of cherry trees and hatchets at the Hatchet Hop honoring George Washing- ton's birthday. The affair is to be given the evening of February 21 in the girls' gym by the Glee Club. The committee in charge is composed of Arla Grodi, Robert Bader, Lois Hotz, and Fred Slawski. , 1 , ' PRINTERS OBSERVE A EDUCATIONAL WEEK Free Movie, Printing Exhibit Listed As Parts Of Observance ' In observance of the second annual Printing Education Week sponsored by the United Typoth- etae of America February 13-18, a movie, Voice of Business, will be presented through the courtesy of the print shop and the Tattler. All students interest- ed in printing are invited to at- tend this movie Wednesday, Feb- ruary 15, in the auditorium during conference hour. When the seats are filled the doors will be closed. The purpose of this second annual printing week is to bring about a better understanding and appreciation of printing. -The Woodward print shop, su er- vised by Hugh Montgomery, has done the bulk of the printing for the Board of Education in addi- tion to the weekly publication 'of the Tattler. Print shop is arranging an exhibit of printing for this week and has some fine displays fur- nished by the following firms: Franklin Printing Co., Standard Printing Co., Paryski Publishing Co., Central Ohio Paper Co., Mc- Manus-Troup Co., Roberts Print- ing Co., Blade Printing and Paper Co., Caslon Press, and Toledo Blade. This exhibit will be on display in the cases on the second floor and in the print shop. Future Library Assistants . Trained At Club Meetings Every Hrst Wednesday of the month, the Library association and staff meet in room 352 for the purpose of getting the new 11' ,-A , 2, .afar .' F-ir ,.,,f,,.12 1 1 iitst-f... ti'l:f':' 4: ' i It f. Y - ,ff 'pf sf .ffl ,iff V -5 ! f,jJ ,, A-3: 35,1 .lf .f,-Aish 5 ,i,C'yi,1- 1-1: - ,Il-'Q-As' ,ts ' ,:,1.ff3:31?'i'l7 ' '-f:c'tffjf - f 5: .' h , 'gi-:. .2,1i.' . Q- Q 'Ji' -.45 a2w,,, .tg 'A' ' -' UZ fyzffqt' . ' -. ,4,t,,,, . -f , 1 51--ififfatm-'Q-'Y-, .34 ', lg-J,'1.f-.L1lf?f.i ft at , f 1 A ati' 'n' i-fWe1'.f?-'- '3 7.4 41, 1 ,i ian A I 1 :.w.m.,.f' . ,I I. mf?-' ' I 111.1 Ewa at 'it-fl ut -malta. it . if-V, ti 'Jig ,-it f - Lf, e lgaskh Flamzl ' LMA. we a if 4',' W f'1- lt, p ii . L,-is .57 .fn-,..a s ,...t'a-1f.:: ...w .Q- is .,, .1'-f-'L+ . le. . .., 0,22 .v - Z, 1., F .. ,1.. . flt--',gQf7iff' ,1--gs gyji- , LL.. , if , HAM ' fi' 4 -an members who will be assistantsff- I next year, acquainted with-the books and library routine. Besides presenting playlets or interesting pieces taken from books, an open ,discussion is held. A different member takes charge of the meeting each month. - 0 Julia Bennett, a freshman, will have charge of the next meeting. Miss Stella Sawtelle is the libra- rian in charge. ' Members ofthe sewing classes, - - as f-.fa 3 , ' Sigma.-1 , .ui ' -jfs .., ., . G , wx E ,. 1 -2 Students Make Costumes' f 1 at under the supervision of Miss L. -253 Adams, are making costumes for p some ofthe characters-to be c 'ptil p o r t r a ye d in the senior class? ' p play, Daddy Long Legs. Miss'-'YQ . ' Dorothy Warner is directing-..thef-I H A production which 'will be pre- sented March 17. A Q - f l . ' ' . f ,- .arf ,Wu Q X- , gc: , :Q .. -- 9 ,.z.i,, ' -A ,. - ' -K ' lt. K .1 .v 1' : -fr ei -- 1 .1 .. 1, - . r-V1 , .--'. - -I X - .. ' . 6 - . .f s -' I rl-ff' . -1. 2 w .s ' ' JL-3.3-s4f:r371: ll- ...l - ? g'-,L-3 ' X :E sg-,g-,-pg-Q L., r-.mg.c,ggggs- 1.-1,-an-,4,,,.,,l.4,s ,Q-A-, -get Lg., --.,,,. . ,.,.- .e -...M .L-. .A ., f...s,,,.-:x.s.1 isa., a.gn.,,.,-a.i ..,amfda.r.Qa.ste.,mrH - 1 -ji? up THE WOODWARD, TATTLER ,XfflQ,!2,YiQlE1l,f!,'f2Ff,,fIg,E1E 6 PRINCIPAL POINTS Rovmo REPoR'rER -Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. V Wu S X 'HIRE TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor ..................,................. Leona Jacobs Business Manager ,,,,,,,.,................. Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor .................................... Dorothy Shore . j Alberta Teall Sport Editors ...............,. .......... . l M an on Jaworski j Matthew Oblaza 1 Alvina Piesiewicz Humor Editor .............................................. Ruth Dorf C R d C b ll h Assistant Sport Editors ............ opy ea er .................................... ora e e Ke rer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor .......... ...,.......,...... ...... at hel Dull - na egener Club Editors ..............,.................. Q Robert Ridenour Make-up ........................................ Chester Matuszak Reporters--Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin, Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d en t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. RINTERS of the nation will celebrate the annual Educational Week beginning Monday. The print shop at Woodward is one of best in Ohio and. its reputation is state-wide. Printing as taught here is not the mere manual work, but a general all- round education. Students are trained in English grammer and practical knowledge! Besides this, its graduates are well-known in the printing vocatiori in Toledo. MEMBERS of the International and Friendship clubs who are exchanging scrapbooks with students of foreign coun- tries are accomplishing something toward fostering international peace in the future. Those who receive these books are of the same generation that, before many years are up, will be directing the policies of their respective nations. A friendly atti- tude established right now will be carried over into future years. Those who exchange scrapbooks are not likely to be the same who later on will be exchanging war debt notices. .K 8 t T THIS time we are turning our thoughts back to Kentucky in 1809, in a rude log cabin, the birthplace of a savior of the nation. Born humble, of meagre means, he rose to the highest position attainable in this country, the presidency of the United States. - .Abraham Lincoln thus is considered one of the Americans, an example of a great American. Stern, wearied with fatigue he carried the ship of state safely through the worst tempest, the Civil War, that could ever be encountered. Yet he was tender, loving, showing mercy and piety toward his enemies, gaining the sympathy and heart- felt gratitude of the country. so that even his enemies mourned his death. In com- memorating him we remember the man because of his deeds, his thoughts, and his life. . By Mr. LaRue A recent report from the state of S New York on junior employment conditions says: From September lst, 1932, to January 1st, 1933, the junior em- ployment officers of the state inter- , viewed 26,000 boys and girls who were looking for work. For these boys and girls there have been available only 6600 jobs and only about one-fifth of these were open to applicants under sixteen years of age fthe New York law allows a child to work at the age of fourteenl. Out of all of those jobs only twenty-eight were the much sought real oflice positions. When asking for boys and girls of any age these days, employers, too, want more than ever beforelinlthe way of personal ap- pearance, education, and experience. An em- ployer, for example, who formerly would take an eighth grade graduate now wants about two years of high school, and the one who used to take boys and girls with two years or so of high school now wants high school graduation. It is pretty certain that a duplicate of the employment conditions as pictured in New York state exists in Ohio. There is no need to preach a sermon or to pointa moral. Every boy and girl who is at all able to do so will remain in school and get ready for the better days that are sure to come. OFF ' Last semester we had eleven dances and very few plays. This semester we're going to have several plays and very few dances. Ye Columyist Lists to the Dramatists! Thanks awfully is all We're heard since the Senior Dramatic's presentation last Mon- day. R o b e r t Eiseman. and Ann Ein have more than once played opposite each other. Bob now takes the place of Clark Gable in the hearts of Woodward's femmes. Ann re- minds one of Ruth Elhatterton. .1 X , , 1 .? g 4515 f XX v , gs-:N . 3 i , '- ,-x. w e Billy Ray may be the president of the soph- omore class, but King Lou is B a rrie and Queenie Estella Taylor are really rulers of the land. Beginning of March the Sophs pre- sent Once in a Palace? S Imagine Arla Grodi's and Paul Landwehr's surprise Cthey play brother and sister parts in the senior playj when they found they re- sembeled each other. March 17 the seniors present Daddy Long Legs. March, too, is popular with juniors, who on the 31st present Little Women. None of the cast is under five feet. 4 F l C And as for ' Hot Copy, the newspaper play the newspaper of W.H.S. presents, can you feature Helen Swaya as a character comedian of 1-the comedy sputternig I dee-clare. Tish, tis . I PK ll The Hollywood Special is now leaving. All aboard! ' 8 t Dear Miss Baer, I Who is this red headed crooner seen stroll- ing the corridors with Lilas Antoine? Arthur Sievert. Dear Arturo, 'Tis Richard-lend your little ear to my Pease-- you know. , Pleasy Pola. Q Roving Reporter this week asks, What do you think of our mass meetings? Freshman-- I think the mass meetings are full of fun, and are looked forward to by the students. Sometimes, however, there seems to be a lack of enthusiasm. --Chan lotte Essick. Sophomore-- The mass meetings which were held in the past were good. However, I think they can be better yet by having any person who is popular in athletic circles speak at each meeting. The speaker,I be- lieve, would arouse more spirit than any of these 'Peppy Skits' which are presented. -Philip Sheon. Y J unior- Although our mass meetings are good,we need more educational assemblies. But if we have more educational as- semblies they would not be appreciated, and the audience would begin talking and ruin the entire assembly. --Tilma Roloff. Senior-- I think that more outside speakers should be brought in to give pep talks at mass meetings. -- Carl Camp- bell. Faculty- More careful planning and elimination of much impromptu entertain- ment have done much to improve the mass meetings. An increased interest in the work ofthe performers and better attention tends to verify the above statmentf'-Mr. L. C. Clark l Cosmopolitan Woodward Frieda Hullenkremer, who finished high school in three years and is now taking a post graduate course, is another of Wood- ward's foreign born students. Hungary is the birthplace of this brown-eyed, brown- haired girl who disdains the use of cos- metics. She speaks Hungarian, German, English, and the French she has learned at Woodward. She says: I was only ten years old when We came to America, but I shall never forget the nice time I had when I went to school in Budapest. Ther: the boys and girls do not go to class together. The boys have men teachers and the girls, women teachers. Every classroom has one instructor who teaches all subjects except gym, singing, embroidery, and hygiene. These subjects are taught by other teachers. The schools are kept very clean. The pupils are very polite to the teachers, and when a teacher comes into the room all the pupils stand and remain standing until the teacher indicates that they may sit down. School starts at eight o'clock and ends at twelve or one in the after- noon. We did not have any study hours in school. All our studying was done at home. In the Hungarian school one has to study a great deal more than the average student does here. Although all the young Hungarian folk enjoy dancing as much as the youth of America, girls are not allowed to go any- where unless chaperoned. The boys and girls of America have a great deal of lib- erty when contrasted with those of Hun- gary. -as N ,--., 1 .., ,r ,xl p THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' BEARS IN SECOND CITY LEAGUE WIN Saints Unable To Keep Early Lead And Drop To Woodward Captain Bill Reeves led his Woodward ball club to a 20-15 triumph over Johnny Tracy's St. John's quintet, when he scored ten of the total of the Bears' points, last week in the Westminster gymnasium. The Junior Jesuits managed to establish a 4-0 lead in the opening minutes of the game, but the Bears crept up to a tie as the quarter ended. Reeves then sank three field goals in rapid succession, but the Saints were not idle and dropped in two baskets and a foul shot to hold the Bears to a 10-9 margin at the half. With Szczepanik doing most of the damage in the second half the Bears scored Hve field goals and held the Knights to a lone field goal, from the middle of the floor, and four free throws that were made good. The victory gave the Bevanites a stronger grip near the top in the city standings and practically eliminated the down town boys. Summary Woodward G. F. TP. St. John's G. F. TP- Meacham 0 0 0 Wrobel 1 2 4 Isenstein 1 0 2 Mueller 1 1 3 Reeves 5 0 10 Biniak 0 1 1 Czarcenski 0 0 0 Kenny 2 3 7 Szczepanik 3 0 6 Jarzynski 0 0 0 Friedman 1 0 2 McGrane 0 0 0 Harvey 0 0 0 Total 10 020 Total 4 7 15 Lightweight Five Retains Lead In City Reserve Race Carl Corthell with nine points and Frank Michalak with six points led the Woodward light- weights in their victory over the St. John's quintet last Friday night in a decidedly one-sided game of basketball. The final score was 31-8. , Marshall was high point man for the Knights, garnering two of their four field goals. I GIRL-STSTANDINGS Girls' basketball intra-mural standings at the end of last week for the Intra-Club and the Intra- Class leagues are as follows: Inter-Club Won Lost Pct. Zetaletheans 5 0 1.000 Boosters 3 0 1.000 Friendship 2 1 .667 Wildfire 2 1 .667 Inter Circle 2 1 .667 Latin 1 3 .250 French 0 3 .000 Pericleans 0 4 .000 Inter-Class Sophomores 3 0 1.000 Juniors 3 0 1.000 Fresh. II 3 1 .750 Seniors 3 1 . 750 Fresh. I 3 1 .667 Fresh. V ' 1 3 .250 Fresh. III 0 4 .000 Fresh. IV 0 4 .000 The tie between the Friendship and Booster teams is not counted in the percentage. I WOODWARD AND DEVILBISS MEET ' IN SCHOLASTIC LEAGUE CONTEST Polar Bears Will Encounter Strong Opponents Here Tuesdayg West-Enders Have Veteran - Team This Year E. - night. f COACH ROL BEVAN'S Polar Bear quintet will -' meet the Tigers from DeVilbiss here in the Wooward gym in an effort to keep its hold on the U top of the standing in the city cage league Tuesday Harry Rice's crew of veterans have lost two inter- city tilts, one each to Waite and Scott, and their only win in the city conflicts was Libbey. Last year the Woodward team won from DeVilbiss by the score of 25-17, but the Tigers have practically the same club returning with a few members added to ., strengthen the squad. F-7' Starting in the Orange and Black line-up will be Lee Miller and Dan Jones at the forward positions with Ted Osmia- lowski at the pivot. Bob Metzler and Rennie Taylor are to start as lfthe guards. Miller and Jones have . X Coach Bevan's latest addition for training of the athletes is a pool table which he has at his home---if the boys want to loaf now, they can loaf in the right environment. I Y I 4 'Coach Tracy of St. John's re fused to give the ball to our faculty manager directly after the victory, which has been the custom among Toledo schools. Sitting behind a coach from the opposing team is pretty in- teresting. At one time in the third quarter Bill Reeves had three personal fouls called against him. Coach Tracy sent in a substitute informing him to get the last foul on our Will. Tracy's psychology worked out. Reeves was fouled out of the game with one and one-half seconds to play. The boys came out with a new nickname for Bill Reeves. They call him Lambyf' Maybe it's because he is so meek and talks so little. Freshman Wins Contest These freshmen must have an inside tipoff on this score guess- ing contest. Sanford Schwartz won this weekls contest by a margin of one point. The rules are the same, the box is in the same place, in front of room 122, and all you have to do fupper classmen please copyl is sit down and think CPD of what you exect the score to be. Merely drop your brain-storm into the Tattler box and weill do the rest. Woodward ....,................................... 1 Kenton ..... ...... Q . Name .............. ........ Home room ........ ........ both shown very good style in some recent games and it will be well to have an eye on them. Osmialowski, the only new face in the line-up, has had plenty of experience and is a boy that can cause considerable trouble if taken too lightly. Metzler and Taylor have been doing things that make them gain respect from their opponents. No Changes Likely On the other hand Rol Bevan will probably start his usual team although some changes may be made before the opening whistle is blown. If not, Bill Reeves, high scorer in the city. and Stanley Szczepanik will be the chief offensive men. Victor Isenstein can be depended on for his usual game. Gifford Meacham, former captain of the reserve team, will be a forward, while either Thomas Harvey or ,Joe Friedman will be the other member of the starting team. A loss for the Polar Bear five would probably mean elimina- tion from the city championship race. Intra-Mural Managers To Meet Faculty Court Team Annual faculty-student basket- ball game will be played Friday, February 17, in the boys' gym during conference hour. The stu- dent team will be largely com- posed of intra-mural basketball managers. S. B. Crouse will offi- ciate the game. Admission price will be five cents. The starting line-ups will prob- ably be chosen from these. Facul- ty, Smith, Hanham, Alberstett, Bevan, Clark, Lowry, Thompson, Sheline, Mohrhardt, and Van Gorder. Managers, Szelagowski, Bauman, Zychowicz, Boroughf, Kubacki, Pawlicki, Jaworski, and Fraser. 7 5 Aviators Initiate Woodward Aeronautics society formally initiated six pledges at a recent meeting. Pledges admit- ted are Margaret Paulson, Har- riet Nickelson, Gretchen Paulson, Bruce Earhardt, Lloyd Lane, and Justin Gayland. I 1 IWOODWARD BEARS ' TO TRY FOR TENTH Squad Will 'Oppose Quintet Improved Over That Of Last Year 2 Woodward's Polar Bears will be out for their tenth win of the season when they meet theoppo- sition from Kenton in the Wood- ward gym tonight. The Kenton Wildcats have a veteran ball club, greatly im- proved over the one of last year, which the Bears managed to defeat in the closing minutes of play. The final score was 30-29. Coach Roland Bevan will start Bill Reeves at center position. Reeves has been the main cog in the Polar Bears' wins to date and promises the opposition some- ,thing to worry about. Gifford Meacham and Victor Isenstein, two consistent players, will start at the forward berths. Thomas Harvey and Stanley Szczepanik are certain starters at the guard position. ' - Rol Bevan's boys have not yet lost agame to out-of-town oppo- sition this year and will be striv- ing to keep up their record on their own floor tonight. I INTRA-MURAL TILTS I Ray Woodfil and Stanley Bial- ecki led the Polish Knights in a 10-5 victory over the Tattler staff in an American league game played last Monday. Bill Rosenberg and Butch Leininger, with a field goal each, led the reporters. In the National league, the Machine Shop shut out the Pen- cil Pushers by the unique score of 25-0. Joe Szelagowski and Leo Przybylski with 12 and 4 points, resp ectively, led the Machinists to the win. Reserve Quintet To Meet DeVilbiss Hi Lightweights Woodward's,Polar Bear light- weights will meet the DeVilbiss lightweights in a preliminary to the DeVilbiss-Woodward encoun- -ter. The Tigers have a strong sec- ond team, and the Bears will have to step some to keep their record clear of defeat. C o a c h Homer Hanham will most probably start the same team that has given him so much satisfaction in the past. ' 1ND1v1iSiJXfsc'oR1Ne Bill Reeves and Stanley Szcze- panik continued to predominate the Bears? scoring and individual Standings in the St.John's-Wood- ward fracas. The only noticeable difference in the standings of the week is the increase Bill ,Reeves made over Stanley Szczepanik. Reeves ............................. ...,........ 1 50 ' 98 Szczepanik ................................ .. Isen stein ......... ..... . . Harvey ......... ..... Friedman ........ ......'.. Meacham Corthell ........ .... 25 .. 10 4 72- 27 f-.ge-s-vs ---rv is-' :rs-f-.sff- ' .ij-,,k, g',.Lrq.'--fri is-,rl :fix . ff--X 1-EI QV'-fx 4:r'.1.1,:- Q sh f'j,..k', 1 S f' -' I f .- px f was .1 Q Q-.5 f -- V. . I THE WOODWARD TATILER , . x 4. 11.5 ifijl---fx:-'V -x,QT,.5 NEW FRIENDSHIP STUDENTS VIE FOR JUNIOBSTBUSY WITH ' CLUB ORGANIZES UNDQQRETLQQBELER MILADY'S HEART CLASS PRODUCTION Rehearsals And Advertising Freshman Members Form S Separate Group By 7 Themselves The newly organized Junior ,Friendship club elected Bertha fJakcsy president last Wednes- gday. Other omcers are Francis Dunn, vice-president, Virginia Duncan, secretary, Marianne Tan- zler, treasurerg Faith Eger, chap- laing Julia Bennett, hostess. Miss llaoigothy Bardo is adviser of the c u . Meetings will be held the first and third Tuesday of each month with an extra meeting after school on the second Wednes- day. At the regular meeting of the Senior club, oflicers will be installed and the constitution adopted. , Program, ways and means, social, and social service chair- men will be appointed at the next cabinet meeting. Miss Marjorie Nealisthe Y. W. C. A. adviser. DEADLINE FLASHES Philo C. Dunsmore will be the speaker at the annual banquet of the Toledo Young Peoples' Fed- eration to be held March 17 at the Ashland Avenue Church. Woodward Friendship and Hi-Y clubs are aiiiliated with this g1j0l1P. . . . Members of the Woodward French club have been invited to discuss plans for holding a Co-ed prom by the Girls' Athletic league of DeVilbiss. All ye Snapshot fiends, atten- tion! You are hereby invited to turn all said, such, and same, in- to the Saga oflice, room 322. Leon Zotkow will hear Mark Sullivan, noted journalist, politi- cal prophet, and historian speak on ' The Political Outlook, Sat- urday morning at the Town Hall Series. . . . The illustrious Paul Thomas and his machine shop will shar- pen ice skates for a nominal fee. CITY STANDINGS Woodward's win over St.. John's kept them in a tie for sec-, ond place with Central in the struggle for the city high school basketball championship. Waite still continues to hold the lead, winning four out of ive city ftarts. The standings are as fol- ows: -Team W. L. Pct. Waite .......................... 4 1 .800 WOODWARD ......... 2 1 .667 Central ..................... 2 2 .500 Scott ...... ...... ................ 2 2 .500 DeVilbiss ................... 1 2 I .333' St. J ohn's ............ ...... 1 3 .250 ' Libbey ........ ' .... ......... 0 3 .000 Miss Rutan Under the Tattler Torch's glowing ray is the countenance of Miss Mable Rutan, an active member of Woodward faculty. Attending U niver sity of Minnesota, University of Colum- bia, Chicago University, and -Berkely University, she has re- ceived her master's degree. Traveling, particularly in the West, is her hobby, where She likes to meet up with the Hail Fellow well met Westernerf' She says that almost every- thing is good to eat if she only can find time to eat it. Miss Rutan derives much pleas- ure from attending the splendir' lectures which Toledo offers, and debatin international roblems g D - In a city like Toledo, where' the capitalistic and international point of veiw is predominant, I find plenty of people to debate with, she said. Much of her time is spent with the Business and Profes- sional Women's Club, in its work among girls. At the present she is busy with about forty people working on the February program in celebration of Washingtonis and Lincoln's birthdays. Noted Composer To Direct Edwin Franko Goldman, world Iamous bandmaster and com- poser, has consented to come to Toledo for the annual May fes- tival ofthe high school bands, ggee clubs and orchestras May Because This Was Written, I Have To Headline It 2 CEd. Notej Because a priest named Valen- tine dared to marry couples in spite of a decree of the Emperor Of Rome and was thrown into prison for it, they named it St. Valentine's day. Because Clara Bustow gave him a sweet smile, Gust Krantz will send her a missive rhyming heart and dart Because Joseph H i 1 t m a n taught Frank Michalak how to dance, he'll be the recipient of Two by two, we go marching through. Aren't we all? Because Emily Braunshweiger and Eugene Fielder have known each other more than one Val- entine day they'll exchange some of those cupid emblems. Because Beatrice Jacobson and Alfred Samborn are cousins Feb- ruary 14 will find them Saying, If you were I, Pd shoot an ar- row through my heart not at me. These archers! Because this feature must flay or flatter before next week Tues- day I'll get one of those monkeys that carry the sign, Don't mon- key with my heart, and send this to press. ' Jack Spratt's Orchestra Engaged To Play At Dance Jack Spratt's orchestra has been engaged by Le Cercle Fran- cais to furnish the music for the Co-ed Prom which will be held February 17 from eight until eleven o'clock. Prizes are to be given by the King and Queen of the Mardi Gras to the funniest, prettiest, and most unique costumes worn by the girls. Refreshments will be served and prizes given to all who attend. General committee in charge are Nellie Flaum, Marie Swaya, and Lester Skaif. ECONOMIST, AUTHOR SPEAK CThis is a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Sam Rifkin and Marvin Trattner, and- the ginvvn Fall series, as reported by Jerald att. Dr. Harry Taidler, noted econ- omist, addressed the audience of the Saturday Night Forum Feb- ruary 4, on the present economic conditions. Dr. Taidler is one of the few men who predicted the stock market crash of 1929. The speaker pointed out the fact that unless a change takes place very soon, within 20 years 200 corporations will control all industry in the United States. Many suggestions for reorgan- ization were offered by Dr. Taid- ler, accompanied with the state- ment that not one would work unless the majority of the people were behind it. Thorton Wilder, author of The Bridge of San, Luis Rey, was the speaker at the Town Hall Series last Saturday. In his sub- ject, Literature and Life, he constantly made references to various authors and works stud- ied in the high school English course. The two phases of literature are the work as the author writes it, and what happens to the ma- terial after it is written. Mr. Wil- der said that authors are untrue to life, and their tragedies are artificial. He recommended Don Quix- ote by Cervantes as excellent reading material. Mapped Out Down To Week Of Play There is little or no mystery in the plots which are being created by Ye Curtaine Players in their work in the junior class play, Little Women. There is a plot for rehearsals, another for scenery and maps, one for cos- tumes, one for lights and still another for sound effects. All rehearsals and advertising is al- ready mapped out down to the week of the play. Busy with many plans for back- stage organization is Tilma Roloif, who is Stage manager of Little Women, taking entire charge of the production end of the play. Tilma, who is organizing her stage crew,iS making arrange- ments for hiringiscenery, making costumes and selection of properties. She also supervises the prompt-book and in every way relieves the director of ex- ecutive details. The prompt book is being pre- pared by Virginia Zitz, who is be- ginning to make marginal noti- ces of all suggestions made by the director of corrections, stage directions, call, warnings, and cuts. All the players have a script of the play, which is a copy of the individual player's lines, cues, and positions. Margaret Williams and advanced students in Mrs. Eva Leu's and Miss Dorothy Warner's typing classes have just completed typing the script. Parent-Teachers To Meet Wednesdayg Play Scheduled At the regular monthly meet- ing of the Parent-Teacher Asso- ciation which will be held Wed- nesday, February 15, in the audi torium, Mrs. Wm. B. Guitteau will be the outside speaker. The senior dramatic club will present Thanks Awfu1ly which is under the direction of Miss Dorothy Warner. Miss D. Kellogg, Mr. S. B. Crouse, and Mrs. Devlin are in charge of the program. Club Members Give Skit To Advertise Co-ed Prom Helen Swaya, Richard Joseph, James Shemas, and Philip Weiss took leading parts in the skit, One Mysterious Night, which was presented at a mass meeting for girls by the French club February 8, conference hour. This play, which was directed by Virginia Stackowicz, was given for the purpose , of promoting the girls' interest in the Co-ed Prom, which is to be held in the girls' gym February 17. - . -.21 . - Q-- 3 -,11:.-'F IRL,--- 3 il-'L ' .f-'r -. --f-F W1 F- -J '- -Qi 3- 'F 'st . fs: - . .J f - -.- -' if 1- 1 - ., : ,ma -121' --'- . ,'g' i 1 fr.:,' -f mr .. -'I srl: 'z .-r:,igtJr.t.gz,-KN-.L .-. :.Ei..B1g,S,,,-gs, 14 -,, ,, . L ,,g,.g,,-,ggi-- -g:4H.sn.s..f,--Quia ...5t.rr.r...--,, mr L.a...s:..a.a,.a.i..,...afagf,p.n::.asa?.xi Q.. Q- -nascar. , .wharf .. Un.-. s-4:54.-..4AbdSx.'.-E 'fConstantly, Consistently Constructive? OOD TTLER Vol V Toledo, Ohio, February 17, 1933 1 No. 21 MEMBERS PRESENT HISTORIC PROGRAM Two Presidents' Birthdays Commemorated By History Club Southern Stars Overture played by the Woodward band, under the direction of Guy Sut- phen, will open the program commemorating the birthdays of Lincoln and Washington, sponsored by the Social Science club un der the direction of Miss Mabel Rutan, adviser. Twenty-four students will take parts of members of the Consti- tutional Convention, in a two act dramatization. Those taking part are: Raymond Anderson, Frances Hartnett, John Alexson, Naomi Harrison, Gertrude Anselm, Ro- man Nuskewicz, Mary Jane Vel- ler, Russell Shugarman, Helen Binkowski, Margaret Keesecker, Eugene Pesti, Paul Trepinski, Anita Eurenius, Delores Haynes, Wilma Harrison, Francis Bell, Eleanor Runge, Eldonna Smith, Vivian Wells, Elizabeth Benson, Mary Kowalski, Geraldine Oster- man, Tilma Rololf, and Edna Wenz. Songs of the Civil War period, Marching Through Georgia, ''Tramp,Tramp,Tramp, ancl Bat- tle Cry of Freedom, will be sung by members of Miss Rutan's fourth hour class. James Nassar, president of the club will introduce the numbers. Technical Assistants For Hot Copy Are Appointed Technical assistants for the three-act play, Hot Copy, to be presented by the Tattler staff in April have been appointed by Miss Marie Doering and student director, James Moll. The st age manager is Marion Jaworskig prompters, Molly M e e k r e e bg business managers, Arthur Ber- kowitz and Charles Klinksick, electrical, A. R. Bitter, makeup, Molly Rubin, property and cos- tumes, Alvina Piesiewicz. Regular subscribers of the Tat- tler will receive a free ticket to Hot Copy. For others wishing to attend the production, admis- sion will be twenty-five 'cents. Peiuper Club To Informally - Initiate Five New Pledges Informal initiation of Peiuper club pledges will be held Friday, February 17, after school. Arthur Berkovitz, Alvin San- ger, Meyer Solomon, Louis For- man, and Sam Forman received bids to join the organization. David Weiss, chairman of the initiation committee, will be as- sisted by Meyer Novick, Phillip Moore, Louis Schwartz, and Jac Bletterman. l , GLEE CLUB TO GIVE WASHINGTON DANCE Affair Will Commemorate Birthday, Scheduled For Feb. 21 Hatchet Hop, a dance spon- sored by glee club, commemo- rating the birthday of George Washington, will be held in the girls' gym February 21, from 8:30 to 11:30. Bud Sheridan's orche stra, which has played for previous functions here, will furnish the music. Mr. and Mrs. Charles LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. Philo Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Mr. and Mrs. C. Ball, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Anne Wetterman, Mr. Guy Sutphen, and Miss Bessie Werum will be guests of honor. Committee in charge of ar- rangements includes Robert Bader, Arla Grodi, Lois Hotz, and Fred Slawski. Single admission is 'fifteen cents, and a couple is twenty-ive cents. Play Of International Club Receives World-Wide Fame International club play, Youth and Its World, which was given at the Armistice Day assembly, has received world-wide fame. A bulletin, published by the World League of International Educa- tion Association, calls special attention to the fact that it was written by members of Wood- ward's International club and may be secured by any Interna- tional club in the world who de- sires to present the play. The dramatization was pre- sented at the Y. W. C. A. and before two clubs at DeVilbiss High school. Miss Adrienne C. Curtis is adviser of the club. Radio Purchased For School Is Installed In Auditorium A. R. Bitter, electrical in- structor, purchased a valuable radio last week which the school has paid for from the excess fund of the talking pictures. The radio was installed with an aerial above the auditorium last week, and it will be used in connection with the public address system. The radio operates by amplify- ing the incoming programs in the control room and rebroad- casting from a special loud- speaker above the wings. F The boys who helped install and repair the radio are Ray Crouse, Marvin Shugarman, Edward Abernathy, William Tyrell, Willard Cleveland, Edward Worchal, and Grover Kenyonf . WOODWARD FRENCH CLUB SPONSORS ANNUAL GIRLS' MASQUERADE DANCE Prizes Will Be Given For Prettiest, Funniest, Most Unique Costumesg Jack Spratt's ' R I 'E Orchestra To Play O-ED PROM, the annual masquerade dance for girls, sponsored by the French club, will be held in the girls' gym, on the evening of February 17. Flowers, balloons, and streamers, blue as the heavens, will transform the gym into a garden of music, song, laugh ter, and merriment, a gala atmosphere of hilarity and mirth, in which every one is assured of a good time. Coronation services in which a king and queen, whose identity will then be revealed, will be crowned amid delightful frolic. Prizes Vfor the funniest, prettiest, and Books Are Good Friends Says Mrs. Paul Alexander Books are good friends al- ways, declared Mrs. Paul Alex- ander in her address at the educa- tional assembly last Friday. Then she proceeded to sweep away any doubt that remained in our minds on that question, dis- cussing American literature, lic- tion and non fiction, from the sad and bitter material produced shortly after the World War, through the prosperous days of 1929 when 8,342 new books were published, up until the present. Although the amount of books published today has greatly diminished since that date, these we still have to choose from are of a much higher quality. Many students took notes on the con- temporary books and authors referred to by Mrs. Alexander, whose discussion ran from Brad- fords' Ol' Man Adam and His Chillun to i'The Story of Phi- losophy by Durant. State Scholarship Test Will Be Given To Seniors Principal C. C. LaRue has re- ceived a bulletin from the State Department of Education announcing an examination for Sgholarship for seniors on March Every senior is eligible for the test which will include science, history, mathematics, English, and current events. The highest ranking students will receive scholarships in Ohio colleges. Last year 4198 seniors took the examinations and 100 were the recipients of scholarships. Some place in Lucas county will be selected tohold the tests. Every student desiringto com- pete must pay fifty cents. Any- one desiring further information should see Mr. LaRue. ----..-i. E ' Students At Forum Edmund Brooks and Anne Spencer will hear Carl Taylor, former Dean of North Carolina State College, speak on Man and -Land---Taxes Farmers , , Rents, Saturday evening, February 18, at the Open-Forum. . um.-'.....s..-..rm.....,...sm X.-...ng.,.....,11.,,. Ana... -A m.1.-.,,a,.- 1.-A. . A- . -- -- the most unique costumes will be awarded. Refreshments are to be served and favors will be given to all. Jack Spratt and his orchestra will provide the enchanting and melodious strains of harmony which will float over the gym. Chaperons of this affair are: Mrs. T. Curtis, Mrs. M. Curtis, Miss A. Curtis, Miss Catherine McClure, Miss Mary Dwyer, Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss B. Bishop, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Hazel Coy, Miss Opal Drennan, Miss Dorothy Spross, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Jean Forester, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss Dorothy Warner, Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Edna McLaughlin, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Marian McDonough, Miss Mary Barnes, Miss Louise Tippett, Miss Mary Ward, Miss June Anderson, Miss Elsie Gotshall, and Mrs. L. Draves. The general committee in charge of the arrangements is Nellie Flaum, Marie Swaya, and Lester Skaff. Tickets are on sale for fifteen cents a single or two for twenty-five cents. School Finances Discussed By Parent-Teachers' Club At the regular meeting of the Parent-Teacher association on Wednesday, February 15, Philo C. Dunsmore spoke in the place of Mrs. William Guitteau, 1 the scheduled speaker, because of her illness. Mr. Dunsmore dis- cussed a timely topic, Schools and Finance. The senior dramatic club pre- sented Thanks Awfully under Miss Dorothy Warner's direction. Future activities discussed were a card party for March 16 and a Fun Night to be given in the girls' gym. Miss Dorothy Kellogg was in charge of the program. Assistants Are Chosen Technical assistants for the senior play are Phyllis Netz, pub- licityg p r o g r a m s and tickets, Dorothy Shore, stage and proper- -ty managers, Robert Eiseman, Stanley Wisniwski, and Irwin Greenspoon, Charles Borchardt, electrician. 1 , Jawa.-:-,, .. ' at ' rf' A -. .Q P57 T25-'sf 3 1 - fr ? W - fi.- ..,.---,Q Q fs, N -K--,-.:v, P -.ao ' - N. --rn - , - . ,, - - . ,. ' if ,. 5 'fi . . l , .. . THE woonwaan TATTLER A THE wooowioo TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the 'Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. WIIEEE X TATTLER STAFF Edjtgy--in-Chief ,,,,,,...................... William Rosenberg Assistant Editor ............,....................... Leona Jacobs Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz Iwfewg Editor .,,,.,,.,..,..,.................... ......... M arie Swaya Feature Editor ..,................................. Dorothy Shore . S Alberta Teall Sport Editors ............................... .1 Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ........,... ifgggllgelv-igegxggzz Humor Editor ...........................,.................. Ruth Dorf Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor ........... ............................. E thel Dull - Anna Wegener Club Editors ........... .......... Q Robert Ridenom, Make-up ................. ........... C hester Matuszak PTGSSITIBD ...,............... .. .... .......... ..... R i chard Pearce - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Q Mr. Hugh Montgomery Reporters--Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Yirginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE 'rA'rrLER's woonwaiw PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t ' Council. - Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. THE French club makes its usual attempt tonight to prove to the boys that the feminine representation at Woodward can have a good time without them. And woe be he who dares crash the sacred portals of the girls' gym where girls will be girls and boy will be taboo-absolutely. The boys can give the French club a vote of thanks, relieving them of their girl friends for one night and helping to balance their budgets. The girls can do likewise because they can act natural for once in their social 1 e. Without being personal, we would like to know what the French club would do without the male orchestra, or the boys who helped decorate, or the policemen who guard the safety of the damsels. Neverthe- less this Woman without Man experi- ment has proved so successful in the past that the French club should be commended on their feminine fest. THE coming birthday of George Wash- ington brings to mind the recent critical biographies of our Hrst president. These truthful stories of his life do little to detract from his honor but instead brings him closer to every present day American. If he did tell a lie in his life that minor fault merely makes him one of us. If the cherry tree incident is not true, what about all his authenticated experiences that made' him the first great leader of this country? He was no god. He was a great man, one whose good qualities so far over- shadow his faults that criticism is useless and praise cannot be superiiuous. OFF 'N N WOODWARDESQUE Around, down, up, and back the second floor-look at all the luminaries that call the southern hall home, Jerald Blatt, Dan Sahadi, Vernon Burke, Edmund Brooks, Kenneth Carnes, Edwin Kokocinski, Russ- ell Rupp, and Ralph Michalak--sniiiie, sniflie, such piffle--why must everyone be in style-- If colds weren't so cooling, wouldn't be so bad, snifile Helen lgnato- wicz, Dorothy Jeziorski, and Wilma Jas- chke--there slink by a few of the sheepish seniors that take freshman subjects-who remembers when a senior wasn't in a hur- ry? There go our artificial twins--Edna Riek and Ethelyn Wehrle--Chester Gar- docki with his Give me liberty or give me-my nickel back if there isn't any mustard for his hot dog. Marguerite Hig- gins with a jumping rope to skip c1ass.-- Sophie Kosakowski broke a hundred hearts last week---she dropped a sack of gafidy. I see them signalling the hang-man, ' ong. K 'F i STUDY HALL SCENES First hour, 309 Ed Liwo, who means well, continually get- tinlg his long legs where they're not supposed to e. Dan Karnikowski taking the attendance in ten minutes. It used to take him half an hour. LeRoy Schreider is the temperament of the room. There's trouble ahead when his brow wrinkles. Just a few of the girls that find their mir- rors most attractive and must needs see them a great deal are Eleanor Ratajski, Irene Nus- kavitz, and Anna Kwiatkowski. John Search is the artist of the room, Billy Ray, the most subtle while Josephine Kwiatkowski has the most colorful per- sonality. I 8 l Jig saw puzzles on. my brain Jig saw puzzles drive me insane I I can't can't eat sleep and They're always on my mind I they're can't ' so resist cheap since I try each one I find ' To puts it say I'm mild crazy Jig saw puzzles drive me wild Each is new a one panic And, if they don't drive you frantic , Come over and work mine. il l Pola Baer, Why does Marjorie Lyons read so many books on child education? . . Grace Van Ness. Dear Grace, She wants to know if she is being brought up right. F 8 1 Perusing Pola. Pola Baer, . Why can't I understand petite, blond June Waters? Gladys Paulsen. Dear Gladys, Still waters run deep and being a blond she is deeper than deep. ' P 1 o a. , . ff - X ' ' -Lge 1. ' W I FLASHES room ERIENDS I This column is given over to the Toledo high schools this week. Here are a few tid- bits from their papers. What do you think about St. John's Knight Herald's description of a school paper? Here it is. Here it has the brave attempts of aspir- ing genius. There it gives a smile. In yet another place it tells of plans and con- quests. In a hidden corner is a homely verse by a budding Keats. It emblazons the name of an athlete. It glorifies the sayings of a wit. I l I Solemn sayings from the Libbey Crystal- A smile is like a ray of sun, it travels by reiiection. On a dark night in a lonely woods, the atheist questions histbelief. ' This may be to some a hint or you may call it advice, taken from the Hi-Crier, Vocational School. Do the most important thing first, no matter whether it is in order or not. Don't dodge the toughest problems in your les- sons, make a bee-line for that very pro- blem. What is funny to one may be a tragedy to some one else. ' Q .I The Waite Retina gives you perfect ali- bis for any purpose desired. 1. If you are found chewing gum explain gently that it is all for indigestion. CAsk Wrigley, he knows.J 2. If caught eating candy, say that you have read that candy will prevent fatigue on a strenuous day. 3. If you haven't your home-Work, the baby sister's colic is always a line excuse. fln this case sympathy is the main object and if you get a chance, explain how you were kept up all night putting cold cloths on its chest.J 3 8 ' Judge for yourself. D o e s this pertain to you? DeVilbiss Prism states-Most New Year's Resolutions prove fruitless by Feb- ruary. Here's another--The window of life is not always clean. Cosmopolitan Woodward How many of you ardent football fans know that Izzy Reichlin, flashing halfback, hails from Russia? Nine years ago he left his birthplace, Maroople, Russia. Thence to Hamburg,-Germany, across the ocean, and in to New York and then to Toledo. Here he enrolled in Jefferson school, next went to Sherman school. Upon grad- uating there he enrolled at Woodward where he is now a junior. V An incident Isadore remembers is the time an automobile first appeared on the streets, which were paved with cobble- stones. He also relates that Maroople is a very small town inhabited mainly by farm- ers. Although the town was small, houses were large, surrounded by big yards. Propaganda presentsa great many un- true aspects of Russia, such as the belief that the Russians are hard-boiled. Shuffle-board was a favorite pastime while school was not, and Izzy didn't at- tend school there. Another sport was to split a cabbage in two with a sword while riding a horse at full speed. Horses, by the way, meant more thanymembers of the family.. It . .- -- f . - -- ,. - . , . 42, . ,, f. Mp. -we --N--s fa - . 4 f .- .-.'rif cbt-. 'v's.e- '1-AL.-gl.: g . . . - : . - .. .. ' . .. 3. . - - .. . J., -, 1 -f ,w-1, if-i3..:-.-. --, -Qtr, Q- A 2 Y-ses: Tai-.UZ Lie- . ..x.1a:ff , .g . F 'fwfr--rpg. Z xii, . . Q. -.---,, fy, ,Q --few-i fs. .. '-f. - - 1- Tr I-24,5 5:--ij-i.' as .-.12 ' -. . .sg gn-, Lg -is-3. 'files ,,'4,-'- 1 - -1 f'f'i .,.. 1-1 -L-'Q -. 1- f.1if-'l,,-qlflfj Q1 . .Q ,, ,, Q . , '-1.1 f ' ' . .. ' - 'I . f ' s w ' 2 F S -x' as K.-K--5, U K K1 ' 'fx . K .A K K - K K., , KT, Q, K . . . f K K' K - . K. K -I N .K . K- 'i K . -K - . K. i -K.- KK 4- 1, ,A-T, ' I - . 1 ' 1 --e as I - R THE 'WOODWARD -TATTLER . . e B s . f . ', - .g . Q. Y ' f - Y . V ' . -, . , ,f ,...- gr 'P - ...g-' ,,,x PQLAR BEA S S G , BEAR TRACK TEAM MITTMEN CHOSEN , , ' R TAKE THIRD TRA' I HT' ' in i VICTORY IN CITY SCHOLASTIC RACE First Half Offensive Spurt Gives Woodward League Win Over Tigersg Kenton Also Falls K Victim To Bear Squad - ED BY BIG BILL REEVES, the Woodward Polar Bear cagers annexed their third city win when Coach Bevan's boys toppled the DeVilbiss Cagers 30-22 IH the only intra-city game last Tuesday night. Coach Harry Riceis West-End lads were unable to cope with the offensive spurt the Polar Bears put up in the first half and found themselves at the short end of a 20-7 score at the half. The Bears had a three point advantage ata' M' ' ' the quarter. The two teams then started shooting long shots from all angles of the floor and Wood- ward increased their lead. The Tiger quintet entered the inal quarter with the score 26-12 against them and again started their long shooting, this time Martin and Miller had greater accuracy and each finding the loop five times between them, and Brown sandwiched in a free throw to finish the Upton boys' scoring. Reeves again rose to heights scoring six baskets and four foul goals for a total of sixteen points. Isenstein and Szczepanik each scored two baskets and a foul goal. Woodward DeVilbiss G F TP. I F GTP. Szczepanik 2 1 5 Martin 5 1 11 Isenstein 2 1 5 Brown 0 1 1 Reeves 6 4 16 Miller 1 3 1 7 Czarcenski 0 0 0 Osmialowski 0 0 0 Harve 0 0 0 Fisher 0 0 0 Michaik 1 o 2 Taylor o a s Friedman 1 0 2 Total 12 6 ao ina-.l S 6 22 BEARS BEAT KENTON Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bears defeated the Wildcats of Kenton last week, 42-15. Captain Reeves led the scoring with sixteen points while Calhoun with six points was high for Kenton. Woodward Kenton G F TP. G FTP. Szczepanik 2 4 8 Calhoun 2 2 6 Corthell 1 0 2 Kraus 1 3 8 Isenstein 3 1 7 Lingrel 0 0 0 Reeves 7 2 16 Cutlayes 1 1 3 Harve 1 1 8 Keel 0 1 1 Michalyak 1 2 4 Ehlen 1 0 2 Meacham 1 0 2 Total 16 10 42 Total 5 7 15 LIGHTWEIGHTS TAKE CITY RESERVE LEAD W o o d w a r d's mighty light- weight basketball team tangled with DeVilbiss second team last Tuesday night and emerged with a 23 to 17 victory. The Bear's victory broke the Tiger's winning streak of thirteen successive vic- tories. Kosydar was high point man for Woodward with six points to his credit. Brighton led the DeVilbiss crew, sinking four field goals. The Bears also won another game last Friday night from Scott lightweight team in our gym. The final score was 22 to 15.Coach Homer Hanham used his fresh- man team in the tilt. Woodward DeVilbiss G. F. TP. G. F. TP. Corthell 1 . 2 4 -Davis 2 0 4 Kosydar 2 2 6 Patterson 1 0 2 Hiltman 2 0 4 Ginter 1 1 3 Czarcenski 0 0 0 Brighton 4 0 8 Birthwright 0 1 1 Folger 0 1 1 Davis 0 8 8 . .Michalak 1 8 5 , . - -- . B mt Q , gf. . ir i - Bill Reeve's onslaught on the Individual Scoring column has far surpassed the championship mark set by Randolph Smith, last year's Woodward g u a r d. Smith's final total was 115 points. O l I The defeat the DeVilbiss.team suffered at the hands of the Woodward lightweights w a s their first loss in thirteen games. 8 I 1 With the conclusion of th e conference hour boxing matches, plans are being made to start a wrestling tournament. I Q O Tuesday's game was the last scheduled tilt the 1932-33 Bears will play in the Woodward gym. And right along with that it was the last time any member of the team that started against' DeVilbiss will play under the Vsfoodward banner in a regular scheduled game on the home fioor. O Q I The annual high school tourna- ment will be held in the Toledo University field house. Some schools will have the opportunity of meeting again. Faculty In Annual Contest With Intra-Mural Managers Annual faculty-student basket- ball game was played conference hour today, too late for results to be published. S. B. Crouse of- ficiated the tilt. The members of the faculty team were chosen from the, fol- lowing: Bevan, Clark, Smith, Hanham, Alberstett, Lowry, Van- Gorder, Thompson, Sheline, and Mohrhardt. The managers were .chosen from Bauman, Szelagow- ski, Zychowicz, Boroughf, Ku- backi, Pawlicki, Jaworski, and Fraser. Bill Tilden Here ' BillTilden, world famous ten- nis champion, spoke and gave a tennis lesson yesterday after- noon in the Scott high school auditorium. All the city high school pupils and teachers were invited to attend. Mr. Tilden , was secured by the Toledo Physi-I C31.Ed9Cal??0nl.DePa?tm9nt'i I T ,.4. L..-45. -7-xi. . .. g ,..,g f, - .Q y ,f 1 .,-- ... 'I 9 s- . -K A.. ,ff ma.-1.-,. f - ,- . Q, -, 5 ' . 5 ' 0 e 1 .23 1, . 2-.Lg '-jY1'3-: 1- .j f ,- ' I 'J'-3 K, E pb K , K1 KKXSK, KKKE3f.pKK.,. ggmsfw- 5 , -7 Kg,,.K-pf.. , .. .1-. K Q..-yi. 'f Ms- fgji- ti. as -ll! :i w ...Q-...m 11- ' 1 ENTERED IN RELAYS All Toledo High Schools Will Compete In Races At Y. M. C. A. Woodward track team will be entered in the -an nu al Y. M. C. A. relays, which will be held February 22 at the Y with twenty-seven Woodwardites en- tering. ' Coach Art Smith has DeShet- ler, Friedman, and Sahadi for the 20 yard dash on the upper class- men team. Szczepanik, Burke, Gonia, Kokocinski, DeShetler, and Friedman will give the oppo- sition a little speed to cope with in the six man relay. In the medf A ley relay Szczepanik, Glattes, Sahadi, and Monto will represent the Bears. The sophomores have Wagner, Collins, and Carter in the sprint. Boyd, Collins, and Holmes will do the high jump for the sophs. Last year Holmes suc- ceeded in winning first place in this event in the frosh competi- tion. Olias, Parker, Bustow, and Collins are the sophomore representatives in the medley relay. Truss, Sieloff, Ziolkowski Top- or, Jastrembski, Romer, Lamb- recht, Kimmelman, and Kosto- pulos are the freshmen entries. St. John's, DeVilbiss, Central, Libbey, Waite, Scott, and Wood- ward are competing. Ribbons will be given to tracksters plac- ing first, second, and third. - INTRA-MURAL TILTS The French club defeated the Art Klan by a 21-8 score in a National league game played last Tuesday. Ben Malaska starred for the winners with fifteen points. Holding the opponents to one free throw and scoring 18 points, the Polish Knights defeated the Electrical club in an American league game Tuesday. J o e Szwader, with twelve points, was the main cog in lead- ing the Knights to the win. 1. 3 Films Net Profit Thirty-five dollars were the net profits of the movie, Delicious, given by the Visual Education society Friday, February 10. This money will be used in economic geography classes to rent educa- tional films. Carl Polcyn is pres- ident and Clyde Van Tassel, ad- viser of this organization. Money which was received from the talkie, The Doomed Battalion, given by the senior class Thursday will be put in the treasury to help finance class activities. The Bears are not scheduled for this Friday and will have a FOR RING TOURNEY Three Returning Pugilists Among Woodward K1 ' Entrants , . K, Second annual inter-scholastic preliminary boxing tourney will be held at the Y.M.C.A. Saturday, February 18, to decide the ent- rants for the semi-finals and finals to be held February 22 and 25. Last year the Woodward mitt- nzien lost the title to Libbey by a lone point. Coach Bevan's veterans en- tering are Captain Erwin Oehlers in the heavyweight division, Ben Malaska, a welterweight, and George Fraser, last year's feather- -weight champion will enter in the same class. I -X Among the newcomers are Al Johnson, lightweight, Jim Saba, middlewe1ghtgEugeneDuszynslu, flyweight. Tickets are on sale at all the schools for twenty-five cents. Special student tickets for Hfty cents will admit holder to the three nights of boxing. ' Student Wins Final Score Guessing Contest Of Year In accordance with the new score-guessing rules, which are the same as they have always been, Eddie Klonowski placed his guess in the Tattler box last Friday. His worthy expenditure' of energy rewarded him with a ticket to the Woodward-DeVil- biss tilt last Tuesday. Since there is no game sched- uled for tonight, this department cannot sponsor a contest for the Scott game which is a week from to-night. So after withering away and drying up, this column here- after will be found elsewhere than in print. .-.1-.....l..i . gg, INDIVIDUAL SCORING' . ' ...x, .x ff- . f mwg, is Q.. . .A :.cn.fS .... , , . -J..-gs -.ss ' .5 .. . W , L, f ffm,--.xp . ' A15 3 -an av as Q. sf -IX. ' -s?' .,... . 'F -1. B.. W' A 4 -f , I-if 'Ei fe ' 41 Q. 'ri .. Q Q. . f n - . .Q- 2 C? .I si. 5 4 5:19 .1 Y. ,. g K, .KK:s.KK. V- . Q. ...- . N , ...fu 15x JF a. L- xi... ' f'z,1e?'t I - 'sim 'I-I . Se S JI. I 't - +55 H Q-,J sk ,K gg.. , ISP -.17 ' i in .FK :ji .-.I .K 4 ..,,x x g . 1 'V ,ef . 4.-ik: ':., . I-S3 ga. I4 . :gi , , V. X.-,z - as . if? 'a-. I ., .fs ...I Zi: Scoring 32 points in the last, two games, Bill Reeves further widened his hold on the top spot in the individual scoring. Frank Michalak, reserve guard, broke into the scoring in the Kenton and the DeVilbiss games. Reeves ........................ .................. . 182 Szczepanik ................................... 111' Isenstein .......... ' ..... L. 84 Harvey .......... ...... 3 0 Friedman ......... ....... 2 7 Meacham ......... ....... 1 2 Corthell ....................... .. ...... . 6 Michalak ...................................... 6 Seniors To Hear Director Mr. Bruce Biglow, director of admission at Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island, will be at Woodward February 23, to discuss where to go to college with seniors who are interested. Among some of the great teams of the past Coach Rol Bevan has placed his 1932 Wood- ward football team. ' .x- . K 'I Q, Lx.. f , , U.- sa.. 1 ,fx ' -1-sf' as I .g Ye. .F if , -.Q . ,Na Wai ...1 ,aj -, gg. I...- .,. f.N'.. Jae . ....,K .lb J. sb M., .-w -:fx ,I+ K- .. il ,.:gg.31f ' ' 1'-CQ.-il ' ' gg, F54 ' week of rest. They will meet Mr. Bevan- has pictures of, Scott In their last city encounter' some ,of his ,best teams on T1d1S' V 11eXtFr1day. . . v , 'I-7193.111 his room-f--4, l, Q 'S 1 ' -1 , .- T'-.1 - 1, T,.:,-cflerfa- 'tsfr'-s-11.241-Tie-.-fV3.,1q.si'.I-ed?-if-f d. Rf fr 'J eu' . ,-,..K ,KA k.-Vg. - -- -.1633 -,- oily, . ,nf .-.. ing THE WOODWARD TATTLER TORCH LIGHT ACHIEVEMENT CUP J BUSINESS WOMEN BOYS FAIL TO GET COMMITTEE NAMED UNDER THE TATTLER TO HOLD MEETINGS INTO GIRLS' DANCE Principal To Act As Head Of Group Selecting Winner 'C.C. LaRue will act as chair- man of the committee which will select the senior who has done the greatest service for Woodward high school, to receive the Tattler Achievement Cup. Other committee members are Miss Amie Miller, Miss Grace Cronk, Raymond Lowry, 'Philo Dunsmore, and Vernon Alber- stett. This cup will be awarded at the annual recognition day ser- vices, which will be held June 2. At this time all students who have -been outstanding during the year will be publicly recog- nized. Committe in charge of plans for recognition day includes Le- ona Jacobs, chairmang Marion Jaworski, Alberta Teall, Helen Swaya, and Henry Nichpor. Three Classes Are Formed pg - For'Boy Cooking Students 1 'Well, girls, your worries are over. You may marry with a free conscience even if you don't know baking powder biscuits from rocks. Over three score fellows turned out last Tuesday to join the cooking classes. They had to form three classes to hold all boil-water aspirers. 'Some of the fixture delicacy dubbers were Eddie and John Stelnicki, Eddie Chevalier, Gene Roman, Anthony Louy, James Sfaelos, and Billy Ray. Bob Duhamel wanted to make his stomach cook-proof and drop electricity, but Mr.. LaRue said perhaps he might make a better electrician, so I guess, girls, it's up to us to keep the world from the raw. Pericleans Hold Literary Contest For Its Members Periclean Literary society will sponsor a literary contest for its members. Short stories, essays, and poems are to be sub- mitted -before February 21. The best of those handed in will be read at the nextregular meeting of the group. - Dorothy Shore, Marie Cochran, and Enid Howenstine compose the committee in charge. . . Test Time Changed r In previous years, basketball tests were taken after school in the girls' gym by letter girls only. This year all girls including girls working for a W must take them in their regular gym classes. Records are kept and points awarded according to a standard used in all high schools. The tests include overhand and chest throws, foul shooting, time and pass, and jumping. , Five feet two, eyes of blue, and a charming personality. ' I What faculty member could that better de- scribe than Miss Adri- enne Curtis? She is usually seen wearing sports cloth- ing, which are favor- ites, although they are usually hidden be- neath dainty smocks. Miss Curtis attended To l e d o University, Adrienne where she received her Curtis B. A. degree. Just two weeks ago she received her Mas- ter's Degree from Columbia University. Miss Curtis' hobby is to write poetry, and this humble person is here to say that she readily fulfills her ambition. She likes to read the work s of Anatole France, and Tchekov, intermix- ing them with Wagnerian music. Herself a good singer, Miss Curtis admires and listens to all programs sung by Rosa Ponselle. Three years ago this year, A. C.C. came to Woodward from Jones J u n io r High. Vienna, Paris, and Munich are a few of the places that she visited on her last trip to Europe. She wears and is very fond of blue falthough she never isl and as we turn to go, Miss Curtis is left musing as to what her favor- ite dish is. She claims she knows it as soon as she eats it--if you want to know, bring a sample and we shall soon find out. - DEADLINE FLASHES Through the efforts of Miss H. Coy and Miss L. Adams students serving in the cafeteria were equipped with white uniforms. Evelyn Abood will attend the Town Hall series Saturday morn- ing, February 18. Don Blanding, noted author, actor, poet, and art- ist will speak on Adventures of a Vagabond. O I I Girls' Athletic League is plan- ning to present a novel mass- meeting, February 24, preceeding the Scott-Woodward basketball game. fl O I Virginia McClusky will take the part of Flavia, one of the la- dies-in-waiting in the sophomore class play Once in a Palace, re- placing Sharon Leibovitz. Q I O Through the courtesy of Mr.T. Cooper, official at the Toledo Auto Show, Mr. L. Nuber and the auto mechanics classes visit- ed the show at the Civic audit- orium last Wednesday. Professional Club Will Give Series Of Vocational Activities Miss Charlotte Burwick, presi- dent of the Women's Business and Professional club, and Miss Mabel Rutan, head of the educa- tional committee of that organ- ization, were in charge of a meet- ing of senior girls held third hour this morning. At this time a questionnaire was given to determine the types of meetings the girls want, speak- ers, or questionnaires on the va- rious types of occupations for women. These meetings will take place every Monday conference hour following March 8 when a tea is to be given in the library. Senior girls, members of the club, the school board, and Parent-Teach- er associations are invited. DO YOU AGREE? Twelve most important dates in history, according to Will Durant, author of The Story of Philosophy are: l 4241 B. C.--The Introduction of the Egyptian Calendar. 543 B. C.--The death of Bud- dha. 478 B.C.---The death of Confu- cius. 399 B.C.--The death of Socrates. 44 B. C--The death of Caesar. B.C.-- The birth of Christ. 632 A. D.--- The death of Mo- hamed. 1236 A, D.--- The death of Roger Bacon. 1454 A. D.-- The press of Johan- nes Gutenberg at Mainz on the Rhine issue the first printed doc- ument bearing a printed date. 1492 A. D. Columbus dis- covered Amercia. 1786 A. D.--- The French Rev- Olution. 1769 A. D.-- James Watt brings the steam engine to practical utility. Woodward Students Named Officers Of Council Group Robert Mitchell and Mary Jane McDonald, Woodward students, were elected vice-president and secretary-treasurer respectively, of the newly-organized associa- tion of Toledo high school student councils. Joseph Yeager of De- Vilbiss is president, Each school will be repre- sented by a senior, junior, and sophomore student at its regular meetings. One Dollar Prize Offered 7 In Junior Poster Contest Junior class play committee is offering one dollar as a prize for the poster for Little Women. All poster submitted will be used for advertising, but only one will meritaprize. . . Members Of Women-Haters Club Just Escape With Lives 'Twas a dim dark corner, 'twas a dim dark night, but up in the gym all 'twas light. Shall we let those girls have a good time and gay, while all we can do is plot to slay? C'mon we'll crash the melee, plotted the two male conferees who vowed they'd come to the Co Ed-Prom if they had to dress as pop and mom. Into the florescent musical hall---they almost had to take a curtian call. For pirates and maidens, demure and bold Spaniards, bewitching colonial dames to cavort in waltzes, the rhumba, and games, all advanced in a rush and gave them a push. Backs to the wall they bravely went down and now everyone hails them, Hey ya, ya clown. 'Twas vengeance they plotted and now if groups of boys in conference are spotted, disperse will they quickly so that no one may know 'tis the Women Haters Come-and-we-go. Henry Nichpor's their head with Ralph Nopper an able vice-fed. Charles Stewart writes what is said, and Carl Monto protects them from lead. If this group thou wouldst join, send in silver coin with your name and your hate boldly en- joined. They'll send you a bid, Write up your lid, and tell you, you're too nice, you sweet kid. r Sophomore Constitution Committee Is Appointed Sam Schall has been recently appointed chairman of the con- stitution committee ofthe sopho- more class. Others on the com- mittee are Thelma Kehrer, Helen Hannah, Earl Sommers. Heretofore.this class has not had a constitution and the duty of the committee is to draw .one up. Art Students In Contest Art students are participating in a poster contest. A ticket to the senior play, Daddy Long Legs, will be awarded to the freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior submitting the best post- er about the play. Although the winning poster will be run off on a stencil, all those submitted will be used in the extensive pub- licity campaign planned. Mechanics Work On Car No, Mr. LaRue hasn't got a new Studebaker. The auto me- chanic classes have been work- ing on the old one. Just a few things done were: the entire car was simonizedg tappets were adjusted, windows washed, new rings, wrist pins, and spark plugs were put ing the fuel pump was repaired as well as the connecting rod. bearings. we J Constantly, Consistently Construct' R.. T TTLER Vol V Toledo, Ohio, February 24, 1933 No, 22 'f! . WOODWARD DRAWS WAITE IN TOURNEY Game Will Feature Opening Day's Games At Field House Woodward Polar Bears and Waite Indians clash in the feature game of the opening day's play of the annual class A basket- ball tournament, at Toledo Uni- versity field house March 2. Wauseon and St. John's open hostilities at 6 p.m. Second game of the evening brings Whitmer and Point Place together. At 8 p. m. Libbey and Sylvania play. Woodward and Waite end the evening's games. On March 3, Scott and Central and DeVilbiss and Montpelier who drew byes, play. Woodward-Waite tilt, original- ly scheduled for 6 p. m., was moved up to 9 p. in. as it prom- is es to be the drawing card of the tourney. Admission will be 25 cents a session for students and 40 cents for adults. Firstsession, March 2, has four gamesg second, March 3, two, third, the afternoon of . March 4, two, and last, the eve- ning of March 4, two. - Students,Of'IMiss Sivers Start Circulating Library' Students in Miss Frances Sivers' English classes have es- tablished a circulating library. Each student who contributes a book to the library may with- draw any number of the books which are in circulation. The plan is to further more extensive reading ofthe students and not to test their ability of reading. Oral Ehrsam and Beatrice Mc- Kenney are the present libra- rians in charge of this work. Before the books are placed in circulation each book is reviewed by Miss Sivers to make sure that it is good literature. Illustrated paper covers were made by several of the students to protect and add to the attrac- tiveness of the books, Classes Hold Parliament Miss Louise Tippett's history classes have been holding mock sessions of Parliament in connec- tion with their study of the cabi- net system of government. Bills are proposed by the leaders of the party in power. In the pro- posals are not passed by the par- ty, the cabinet falls and the oppo- sing party enters the cabinet offices. Juniors To Hear Lowry Raymond Lowry, head of the English department here, is scheduled to speak at the Junior class meeting Thursday, March 2. He will talk about Jehol. MEMBERS OF CAST PRACTICE MAKE-UP Students In Sophomore Play Making Own Costumes For Parts . All persons taking part in the sophomore class play, Once in a Palace, have the opportunity of spending one hour after school on a scheduled night to practice make-up. After perusing a pamphlet on the art of making- up, they can use the Max Factor make-up kits either for them- selves, or for some other person for their respective characters in the play. The kits were purchased direct from Max Factor, one of the best known make-up men, who uses the same materials in making-up the screen stars, in Hollywood, California. Mr. Crouse's classes are mak- ing frames for several mirrors which will be set up on tables by the windows in room 318, so that the appearance of a theatri- cal dressing room will be just as realistic as possible. Each individual participating in the play is making his own costume with the aid of his par- ents. The costumes are being created from sketches drawn by Sarah Chandler, a freshman in Miss D. Kellogg's English class. English Students Fill out Huckleberry Finn Jigsaw Pupils of Miss Dorothy Kel- logg's first hour English Il group are working before class on a jig-saw puzzle, MI-luck on the Raft, in connection with their present classwork. They are reading Huckleberry Finn now. Washington at Mt. Vernon, and Washington's Farewell to New York are the two other puzzles awaiting them after the first is finished. SENIOR CLASS DEAN ON CUP COMMITTEE Miss Miller Miss Amie Miller, dean of upper-class girls, is a member of the faculty committee who will name the winner of the Tattler Achievement Cup. Others on the committee are C. C. LaRue, chairman, Miss Grace Cronk, Raymond Lowry, Philo Duns- more, and Vernon Alberstett. Woodshop Students Make Numerous Useful Articles Many objects, ranging from desks to shoes, have been made by students of S. B. Crouse's carpentry classes. A new stationeris desk has been completed while work is now in progress on new cup- boards for the stationer. The labor of these students has produced a manual training desk for F. Lords, a cedar chest for A. Johnson, and a rack to hold a safe for W. Rohr. Wooden shoes, used in the gym of all Toledo high schools, have been completely repaired. An order of 55 batons for track teams of Toledo's high schools has just been finished. Diagnostic Tests Given Diagnostic tests were taken in some of the English classes this week for the purpose of finding studentsf errors in grammar. Other classes will be given the tests during the coming week. POET DESCR IBES HAWAII CThis is a resume of the Town Hall series as reported by Evelyn Abood.J Don Blanding, poet, actor, artist, and Vagabond, gave a vivid description of Hawaii at the Town Hall series February 18. He described Hawaii as the paradise of America and the land of perfection. The dress of the native women is of many brilliant colors, deco- rated with large flowers. The famous Hula dance is in reality romantic and graceful. Their gesture of greeting is very hearty and sincere. Hawaii is at its loveliest in May and June, when all the gar-I dens are in full bloom. Don Blanding pictured the streets as the Streets of Flame and Streets of Gold. According to Mr. Blanding, you are always happy to get back to the States, but are happier to go back to Hawaii, under the Hula Moon. The speaker is a born enter- tainer, and his appearance re- minds one of Gene Tunney. When he throws back his broad shoulders and runs his fingers through his hair, he seems more a gallant man of the sea than a . poet. I p DRAMATIC GROUPS PURCHASING SETS Two Complete Stage Sets Being Made For Use In Productions Woodward senior and junior, dramatic societies are purchasing two complete stage sets for use in Daddy Long Legs and Little Women, to be given March 17 and March 81 respectively. These sets,costing sixty-five dollars, will become permanent possessions of the two groups. Frank Daugherty, an experi- enced scene builder and desi ner, who formerly worked in a local theatre, is making the scenery. He will repair the old set, and, with the addition of two back drops and other necessary parts, two complete sets will be ready for use. Mr. Daugherty was ob- tained for this work through O. M. Thompson. Miss Dorothy Warner, adviser of the senior dramatic society, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of the junior dramatic group and Philo Dunsmore, adviser of extra- curricular activities, are discuss- ing further plans for the use of the scenery. Raymond Ditmars To Speak In Civic Auditorium Saturday Dr. Raymond L. Ditmars, author of the popular book StrangeAnimalsI I-IaveKnown, and curator ofthe New York Zoo- logical Park,is scheduled to speak in the Civic Auditorium Satur- day, February 25. His lecture subject is Our Animal Friends and Foes. School matinee will be given at 3 p.m., with admission price of twenty-five cents for children and fifty cents for adults. The evening performance will take place at 8.15 p.m. Fee for evening is fifty, seventy-five cents, and a dollar. Art Klaus Of High Schools Meet To Plan Social Affair A meeting of the members and sponsors of all the Art Klan as- sociations in the high schools of the city was held yesterday to plan a social affair for the pur- pose of getting acquainted. Representatives of the Wood- ward Art Klan who attended were Miss June Anderson, advis- er, Evelyn Hamilton, James Moll, and Pauline Wilson. Seniors Give Talks Marvin Trattner and William Rosenberg, seniors, spoke to eighth grade students at Chase and Riverside schools respective- ly on the subject of Activities at . Woodward. ' . .-. A -L. -is--15.51. ., . . ..-. . ....,.,,.. .. . ..... -. . ..,., . we ...- .ff 3. . . .Q ' '-H : e ,... e -s 1- -2 .iw ww f. ,..,.Ng...,A.,-,aww .. .xl sifffl? 5 '.mg? +5Ti- fWC-5-' ff? 3' fmiff X.-'fn t -- 5.1. ,S .f -5 ', V- g. ,K fs as ' , . - . . .. I g ke.- :ner -e f . 1. W i: L, . di- .. - - . e Q Iiiiififff K W, QQJQK ,,,.,.k A11 N Jr X p p - -X are .:3.x.., fl. .. ., :agar-:.:,,xwga.N .1...s.., .-,g 5. -X A' f A -' - P- - - we .P-if v f -wtf -' 'W 'V ff- - .2 t C' Zi.: or r fn. .Y -9,-4 5 I.xr',3,, - .. 'T .. - ' gn , K.-. THE woonwaan TA'1'I'LERi THE WOODWARD IATILE11 Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 I 1 per semester, 5.03 single issue. L ,ff Sfffvu, I, Q ,El f 7.9 xx ' i'i'::::jlE,gi'.:ffEE ASS and TATTLER STAFF Edjtm--in-Chjef ,,,,,.,,.,,,,.,..,,..,,,.,.. William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .,,................................. Leona Jacobs Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur. Berkowitz News Editor ,........................................ -..Marie Swaya Feature Editor .................................... Dorothy Shore . jAlberta Teall Sport Editors ............................... I Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ jllggggegeggifz l Humor Editor ............................................. -Ruth DOI'f Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor ,,,,..,.... ......,................,,.... E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club-Editors ........... .......... Q Robert Ridenour Make-up ............. ........... C hester Matuszak Pressman ............... ..................... R ichard Pearce . . Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers l Mr. Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a Student Council. Every Student Possible on a Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies, RESHMAN girls have formed a Junior Friendship club to add to Woodward's steadily increasing list of clubs. Any ad- dition to this list should be welcomed with the hope that someone will profit by it, socially or intellectually. If this new or- ganization can do this, it will be welcome. Good luck to it. S O U - ITH the selection of the committee, the naming of the winner of the Tattler Achievement Cup has begun. The cup is annually given to the senior who, during his four years at Woodward, has contributed most to its welfare. Scholar- ship and leadership are both considered in the final choice. Athletic work is not disregarded. Any suggestions from stu- dents will be accepted by the committee. I I C TUDY halls are placed in Woodward for an express purpose. Students who complain about the homework given them by teachers and then proceed to waste one or two free periods each day doing nothing have no cause for their charges. l 1 U DESPITE the fact that Waite already clinched the city title, Polar Bear followers still have something to root for. According to its record against Ohio teams, Woodward has one of thestrongest quin- tets in the state. The Scott game tonight has all the traditional rivalry of any of the football contests. These season-ending tilts are always hard fought and full of action. :V g K4 'V . A e . . .is 1 no L '- 1. PRINCIPAL POINTS I By Mr. LaRue A recent interesting magazine article is headed The JustA Little Late Club. The members are de- scribed as potentially ine and lov- able people who rush hither and yon' missing trains and Steamers by fractions of minutes or arriving heir appointments breathlessly ex- uding excuses. How many of us would qualify? Mark Twain said, Never be on time for an appointment, you waste too much time wait- ing for the other fellow. Napoleon lost the Battle of Waterloo by the late arrival of some of his reserve forces. Great captains of industry keep their ap- pointments to the second, and expect you to keep yours. They know the value of time. Every semester we refuse addmittance to pupils who are two or three weeks late in making up their minds to return to school. Every day jobs, fortunes and even lives are lost because some people persist in disre- garding their duty in being on time. .All of us should take pride in some one accomplishment at least. How easy to es- tablish a tradition about ourselves of always being on time. .-.i....1..-l. 0FF'N N I Here I've been waiting for three good weeks for someone to ask me what I found ff ., 1 , Q., I-'sg li xx late for t out about girls finding out about boys, and no one has, wails Pola Baer. But I did anyway. Mary Angermeier--Mysterious. Martha Haynes--Flippant. Rosalie Astin--Precocious. Lucille Ferguson-Undependable. Elia Bareiield--Flattering. Grace Eckhardt--Expensive. Florence Berry--Condescending. Helen Dutcher--Polite. Mary Briley--Fluent. Maxine Dodd--Pleasing. Thelma Brown-Companionable. Beatrice Curry--Fastidious. Helen Cyranowska-Conceited. So there, Miss Saqracionsumptionate. Dear Pola, Why does Wanda Pierre give phoney tele- phone numbers to boy friends? J .R.G. Dear J oRGee, Maybe they're phoney boy friends? - Spoofingly yours, P.B. F F I Baerpola, Why won't L.M.N. speak to me when I see him? Initially yours, Celesta Gogul. Dear Cele, L.M.N. refuses to speak because he's as sour as his initials imply. Nancy Nola, Pola. l 1 F Dear Bola Pear, I'm white. I get red. Just now I'm blue. How 'can I be tickled pink? Mis Erable. Dear Miser, p Get in touch with C. O. fMisery loves company.J ' Misingly Pola. P. S. My name is spelled?-O-L-A B-A-E-R. p Cosmopolitan Woodward Q From far-off Australia hails Walter Schulisch, jovial, brown-eyed Woodward freshman. Walter was born in the province of Victoria, but spent his childhood in many foreign lands. At the end of two years his family left for Germany. There they lived in Spreewald, which is only sixty miles from Berlin. Walter vaguely remembers the time he fell into one of the many streams nearby. Then the wanderlust again called the Schulisch family. This time it took them to America, the last lap of their long journey. Walter attended Riverside schoo before coming to Woodward. Among his American friends he is known as Happy-go-lucky. With a far. away look in his eyes he says that some day he intends to visit the countries in which he spent his early youth. Walter speaks both English and German fluently. ROVING REPORTER Roving R e p o r t e r asks, this week, What's happening to the band? Faculty-- The band is peculiarly in a class by itself. The band does not have its sessions attendant upon individual work. It is an enterprise that depends largely on the united efforts of all its members. If one is absent it decreases the band's efhciency, A good band is the result of years of faithful work. I have a lot of respect for students. In former yearsl have presented to outstanding band students gold medals. A band which should be of service to its school never gets any more appreciation than that accorded to some beautiful object. There is no intelligent appreciation. The Woodward band, which has only twenty-five students, is half as large as the other schools in the city. It has one trom- bone, where it should have three or fourg four clarinets, where it should have nine. DeVilbiss has 58 band membersg Libbey, 545 Scott, 475 and Waite has 40--- Mr. Guy V. Sutphen. Freshman--The school band is the pep of the school. It cheers the team on with its loudly echoing spirit of the school song. Many times it has helped our football team in a close battle by cheering them on.- Frank Leininger. Sophomore--The band is not heard of enough right now and I suggest that it give a concert or in some other way let us know that it is still here.---Ralph Isenstein, Junior-Woodward's band has proven itself to be a very ine organization for the school in the past, but somehow, it hasnt been so active for the last few months. The band should show itself in more places.-- Philip Moore. Senior--Just because the football season is over is no reason why we shouldn't hear of the band anymore. I think that it would improve the basketball games 100 per cent if tlile band would play at them. -Frances or . Oh, say, did you see all the gorgeous ads for toothpaste iioating around the building yesterday! First the freshmen braved the mud, then the sophomores wallowed in it, and 'dually the juniors sunk in the mud up to their ankles. , And the seniors merely smiled and looked on. Those lucky people get individual pic- tures in the Saga-Tattler aand.don't even have to clean their shoes for the honor. 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I BOXERS IN FINALS FOURTH IN MEET SCHEDULE WITH SCOTT Malaska Fraser Johnson, Holmes Wins High Jump For B - -t-E 1 - . - Oghlers To iight g Q Woodward? only ears, Wes nders C ash In Annual Season Ending, Saturday Four Woodward boxers will enter the 'finals in the second annual boxing tournament held at the Y.M.C.A for the Jack Fluhrer trophy tomorrow night. As a result of Wednesday bouts George Fraser, featherweight, and Ben Malaska, Welterweight, will represent Woodward. Al Johnson, lightweight, and Erwin Oehlers, heavyweight, drew byes Wednesday and place in the finals. Fraser started out dropping the first round to Cappalletty, Cen- tral, but George came back in the second and made the Irish boxer kiss the canvas. Ben Malaska, the only other Woodward boxer to win, sent Al Bagadonas, St. John's boxer, to the iioor twice and at the final bell the Saint's entry was on the floor. Jim Boyd lost a decision to Joe Belcher of Libbey. The f e a t u r e bout Saturday should be between A1 Johnson and Lawrence Law of DeVilbiss, both of the boys having scored knock outs in t h e i r .previous fights. BOYS' STANDINGS Following are the boys' intra- mural standings, not including this week's games. American League C-o CD :-2555.555 sag.-as.-get in - .C-O 5 'rv-o H- . sgigsisgs sg...5agse CHEFEHWS SODUJSQV'-III aims-C,...O 0 v-'Q-',,..-Qgnm D-4 msn-'MQ 5 U.,-hu Q n'f45'D' rs-'UQ'g.Q.sun'-4 'u ff' U02 2 W s: s' af 'Us aa 'Q U-E-af U- 6. Ugg m 5 -1 F3- 1-wzomzozb.:-01 3 S1 on-zozooaoow-cr: S an -G-oooooaoacm-ol 0 Uunoaeowzof-cl-1 nsgsssggg' gaesgzsgeaogy SS SSS P' SCS SSC? Y. M. C. A. Representative To Address Upper-Classmen Doctor F. W. Fesenden, repre- sentative of the Y. M. C. A., will speak to all junior and senior boys, Monday, third hour, in the auditorium, on vocational guid- ance. The purpose of the talk will be to arouse the interest of the boys in their vocation, so that they will apply for an inter- view with someone in their pros- pective life work, and attend the vocational guidance banquet. The speaker and banquet will be presented through the efforts of the Hi-Y and the committee con- sisting of Robert Ridenour, Fred Slawski, Ralph Michalak, Syl- vestor Szczepanski, and Don iMcFerren:. , . - - 1 it ew. 1- ' 'cm-5---sr - NX. 2 '.-... -- .. F , .- X . 'HRH 1 Ldirwhx. - - ' 'fc 111. aqvvd -JZ'-'ALT' '-... ' ,. f . -4 X1 -f i -. -Asif-- - . -2-1--af. ftY'iN-f'f3.1,-- . Q nf- s... - First Place Woodward tracksters placed fourth in the second annual relays at the Y. M. C. A. last Wednesday. Leroy Holmes jumped five feet, six inches to take first place for the sophomores in the high jump. The upper classmen medley relay team, composed of Vernon Burke, Woodrow DeShetler,Paul Gonia, Charles N aladka, Ed Kokocinski, and Carl Monto, took third place. Scott, with forty-eight points, won the meet, while DeVilbiss scored 39 to take second place. Libbey was third with 27. Waite, Central, and St. John's were not represented. Grant Murray trophy was presented to Scott. Those plac- ing in the meet received ribbons. INTRA-MURAL TILTS Auto Mechanics defeated the French club 18-12 in an American league game last Monday. Joe Grzywinski and Bert Nichpor, with eight and five points respec- tively, starred for the winners. Alex Margy, with four free throws and Ed Zylka, with two field goals, led the losing quintet. Stan Bialecki and Walter Pluto, with 17 and 12 points respec- tively, led the Polish Knights to 45-5 win over the Art Klan, Monday. ' Ed Sankowski and Ed Mack, with a field goal each, paced the losing team. Freshman team handed the previously undefeated J u ni o r team an 18-11 set back last week. Mary Jane Barnes, c a p ta in and Alice Wulf scored the points for the winners. Lucy Gust and Virginia Kreslak starred for the losers. .....-li. MANAGERS DEFEAT TEACHERS' QUINTET Intra-mural managers defeated the faculty in an exhibition game last Friday by a 10-8 score. Paw- licki and Bauman, with three points each, starred offensively for the managers. Szczygiel and Bevan were the scorerson the faculty team. The managers led at the half 5-3. Mr. S. B. Crouse and Ed Kokocinski oiliciated. Faculty G. l5i'.Lf? Hanham Bevan 3 Sheline - 2 Szczygiel jTotal I Managers D G. F TP Szelagowski 0 Bauman Borongf Pawhc ' Dix ea wo,-ooo so so--v-ce?-1 W ,gown-oo'-1 TU ea v-v-or- A5 CD-0 CI-410. C5016 Total 10' ..-x.,,.,, Battleg Scotters Will Have To Stop 1 1- -sii i High Scoring Bill Reeves ' OODWARD HIGH SCHOOL POLAR BEARS will conclude one of the greatest sports seasons ever experienced at this school when they meet Carl Meissner's Scott quintet in the Collingwood Avenue gymnasium in what may prove to be a nip and tuck battle. The rivalry which has been keen between the two schools for many years will not be missing this year as the Bears will be anxious to avenge their two 'defeats at the hands of the West Side o :gboys last year and on the other K Tiff: I Qc Y .ei Homer Hanham's lightweight cagers are on the verge of estab- lishing a very neat record for themselves. In two years they have won twenty-two straight tilts and need but one more vic- tory, and that tonight, to win the title for two consecutive years. B O ll , Drawing Waite as the first game for the two schools in the tournament will give the Bears an opportunity to show their followers where the cityt title belongs. . . . If Woodward wins tonight's game its percentage will be .800, just 33 percentage points below the champions. If Woodward loses it means dropping below Scott in the city standings. Tonight's game will mean a lot to most ofthe players. A win will climax a great year in athletic s at Woodward. Bill Reeves will have a chance to show he is a defensive man as well as offensive. Bill has held his opponents scoreless in the last three games. Stan Szcze- panik will have a chance to climb into second place in the scoring race. . . . ' In the Northwestern Ohio Dis- trict Basketball Tournament drawings made last Monday Scott, Central, W o o d w a r d , Waite, Whitmer, and Point Place are in bracket I. I Sylvania, Libbey, Wauseon, St. John's, DeVilbiss, and Mont- pelier are in bracket II. The winner in each bracket will go to the tournament at hand the Scotters are confident ' they can stop the high scoring - Reeves and thus take the game.. Scott Forwards Good .. Meissner will start two very' capable forwards in Tom Garris son and Vincent Gaines, two lads who have been shooting with considerable accuracy. Casey Jones is a sure starter in the pivot position. Jones has been the top scorer for Scott in recent games and has held his man to a small score. It is this player upon whom the burden of stop- ping the Woodward sensation will fall. Gail Fisher and Ed Straka, two boys who have re- cently hit their strides, will be the guards. Bear Line-up Unchanged will use his senior ball club as the starters which means Szcze-' panik and Isenstein at forwards, Harvey and Friedman at guards, and Captain Bill Reeves at center. Although the game will have no bearing on the title, it will de- cide the future for the Bears in . the tournament. - .---im.--1-.....l. Reserve Basketball Squad Meets Scott Lightweights Woodward's lightweight bas-, ketball squad will play theirlast' scheduled game of the season when they meet the Scott junior team in a preliminary to the main s night. In order to maintain their fine record and the championship S the Bears must humble their opposition. . .q 4 . f -:as f ' .Wg - af. sz., F235-4 - .-- -- sg -ae, ,-Sql... .s 1- 'iq -5f....v xg.-, . 5 ff , -.,w.,.-F. - 'TA . Hg. in gf ....x . . -PW S aj, . Sw 1 . ..-. .,,.. I xefggi.: . .,,dgN3. ' ix- 1 J. ,pie . H 'QS -,.-x'- .viii , , .sv :- 5-4 . ..: ,iw- . , 'sf I ng . .,1- , -ra.. 1 fi p - 4, , .. .gg .. -A--L, - am ' iii!! 2 . . .-F., . .M .ff 1 .gsm ' , . t . fi . -..,-:it . su 'J .:'rff???3 ., 51.0 like game at the Scotter's gym to-- 3 Birthwright and Michalak at guards, Czarcenski at center, and Kosydar paired with Corthell at fowards will probably be Coach Homer Hanham's starting lineup. Waite Wins Championship Winning five city tilts and losing one the Waite Indlans have won their second consecu- Findlay. Woodward Scott .,................. .... DeVilbiss Central .................. St J ohn's Libbey. .... , ..........,... , -K , H .............f tive city championship Waite K w -J.. O l-I Pi '41 ma 3. 55 El Zl CD CD 2 it sv L- CD CNJIONJOJ and Woodward have two legs on the News Bee basketball trophy and Scott has one Three legs are required to secure the trophy per- manently ' Woodward vs Scott a I , ,V .,,. ' - , 5 .p -it -S. A' gs. 'I' .4 ,f . '- ' 1?-2+ .p.coo.:c.own-u-F' Stttssaw -1:83264-Jc,Qe-f A, .'-5: I . 3- Q -ss ' V wlfsjfk-.f!Q1,3fziJ'.nV'ifp!F, My-I ri, re A 3,1 , -- . - . . ,. - : f w -rp . gg -. A ,:,' :..Qx,if X.:-.-, fij jf- -,.ff:'j.-.. -:Elric 7'li.:,v, , Li:a:1engQa.'i:.fi5r.S-misss3,usvt.?i-1-'..5..'.gf,...-fimaimwidniwkiwaf' weffre- ' ' -'-1 -1' - f -f-' fe- 'f' - ---fe V - - Hn- JIT IF' 2. we -4 , ft ff.. ff.,-' 1. N. . -,su 1 9 .-2-Pr 'C It is expected that Coach Bevanl -s A ,.,. Q . THE WOODWARD TATPLER ..,i.I.i.,WfQl i DANCING CLASS IfLITY If UNDER THE TATTLER DIM PROBAB TORCH LIGHT Lessons Suggested To Help - egg . Sell Tickets For eee Senior Prom ' . It's being whispered among ,xo lll, the seniors that control the des- soolnse tinies ofthe fourth year class that f ,e' a dancing class would be just the 3 thing to promote sales for the Senior Prom. I A grand idea, exclaims Wil- liam Alpert to Harold Ardner, Now I won't have to ask my sis- ter Florence to teach me. Says Morton Milstein, Sure, If I don't have to teach it. George Mininger fthinking of junior June Reidl says, lt would be better if we had underclass- men. Oh, what a splendid opportu- nity to exhibit my terpsichorean talent, simpers Willetta Mc- Cown. And I could bring our class up to date on the latest in ballroom art, adds Doris Root. Proclaims Geraldine Provon- sha, I've always wanted to dance with that inimitable Robert Marzlufff' Will I join the dancing class? Sorry, I take my Tattler home, concludes Don Patton. DEADLINE FLASHES I Approximately seventy-three pupils have renewed their work permits for the seccind semester. Miss Dorothy Bardo has se- cured the record Ave Maria' which will be played in connect- ion with Lady of the Lake, a poem studied' by' freshmen. 3 Dr. Ditmars, curator of New York Zoological Park and author of the widely popular book, Strange Animals I Have Known, will speak on Our Ani- mal Friends and F ces at the Town Hall series Saturday morn- ing. Evelyn Hamilton will at- tend. I I l A meeting of all printing stu- dents interested in forming a club will be held some time next week to elect.oflli'ce1gs. The Eddie Collins basketball team claim the Polish champion- ship of Toledo. Members of the team attending Woodward are John Zarembski, Irving Pawlicki, Joe Szelagowski, Edwin Koko- cinski, and Clem Jurek. Club To Make Togas Howard Phipps, adviser of the Latin club, and a committee of Molly Meerkreb, Ruth Mayer, and Ruth Isaacson, purchased a bolt of muslin and red trimming to make Roman togas. The com- mittee above is in charge of mak- ing the costumes which will be used when any plays require' them. Mr. J onnson Here's a man that makes busi- ness a pleasure, both for himself and for his students in general science. A. Dean Johnson, just the sort of fellow you'd like to ask over for dinner. And if you do, remember this-he confesses a weakness for ice-cream. Mr. Johnson is a graduate of Ohio Northern where he received a Bachelor of Science degree in two years. He attended the Uni- versity of Michigan and has a Master's degree from Ann Arbor. He started, teaching before he was twenty and is an early set- tler in Woodward. He came here directly from Battle Creek sen- ior high. Mr. Johnson is a mem- ber ofthe Toledo district on a com- mittee of fifteen to form a repre- sentative group of the state. He 'is also chairman of the Toledo Teacher's Association legislative committee. While we loaf dur- ing our summer vacation, he at- tends Case school of Applied Science in Cleveland or Harvard in Cambridge. Baseball is his favorite sport, and he enjoys woodwork. fThere's an idea---he might build Toledo a new baseball stadiumj In his easy manner he revealed that he likes brown which just suits him and that he doesn't know as much as he thinks he knows. A , Prizes Awarded To Winning Costumes At French Prom King and queen of the Mardi Gras were none other than Miss Dorothy Kellogg and Miss Marie Doering, when everyone unmaske d at the Co-Ed Prom last Friday. As the grand march paraded across the floor Sharon Leibovitz was aw a r d e d the prize for the most beautiful single costume, Arla Grodi and Lucie Stipes, most beautiful couple, Ann Ein, most original single, Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Elsie Gotschall, physi- cal educational instructor at De- Vilbiss, most original couple, Alberta Teall, funniest single, and Dollie Shoemaker and Don- na Rader, funniest couple. Although they received no prize Miss Jean Forster, Miss Dorothy Spross, and Miss Opal Drennan, office girls, were un- usual features of the dance. Miss Forster and Miss Drennan, as an interne and nurse, carried Miss Spross into the gym on a stretcher, causing much excite- ment and comment. PEP MEETING. USES ADDRESS SYSTEM Clogs, Talks, And Tumbling Featured By Athletic League Girls A unique program featuring television was presented at the mass-meeting this morning by the Girls' Athletic League. This is the first time the public ad- dress system, which through the efforts of A. R. Bitter is a success, was used for a mass-meeting this year. Included in the attractive clog dances which were. Military Clog, Lindy Lee Hop, Rig-a-jig- jig, Old Man, and Cheer- leaders, was the number by the sweetheart couple. Besides these novelty features, tumbling by the advanced classes was offered. Amid the , colorful presen- tations. Principal C. C. LaRue gave an arousing pep talk.Al- vina Piesiewicz was the station announcer. Miss Stella Cornwell and Miss Catherine McClure,ad- visers of the G. A. L., taught all the numbers. ' Chemistry Apparatus Will Be Shown In Tattler Case A collection of apparatus used in Mr. E. L. Clark's chemistry classes will occupy the Tattler display case this week. There will be an exhibit of chemicals made by the advanced students and some Pyrex glassware. A collec- tion of Strassfurt salts found in a mine in Germany one half mile under the surface of the earth which is used in explosives will be shown. Robert Clark is assisting in the preparation of the exhibit. Last week Miss Anne Wetter- man displayed some articles from Germany including Steins, embroidered pieces, and a repro- duction of the German Christ- mas play. Classes Make Bands As a Toledo University repre- sentave, Albert Wisniewski, a former Vwfoodward student, has asked Joy Mohrhardt to engage his classes in making bands for adjusting stage scenery at the University. The products which will be formed from sheet iron include six square, six rectangu- lar, six angular clamps and six scrolls. Lucas County Prosecutor To Address Forum Sunday Frazier Reams, Lucas county prosecutor, will speak on Youth and Better Government at the Friendship-Hi-Y Forum to be held February 26, at three o'clock at the Y.M.C.A. In the program which will fol- low the discussion, Woodward will take charge of the music for group singing which Pauline I Harter is arranging. RECOLLECTIONS OF A JIG-SAW MANIAC Puzzles Instead Of Heredity Responsible For This Raving Madman 2 One little jig-saw puzzle have we. Tra-la-la and doody-do. One times one equals seven. Seven cunning puzzles scattered all around. One in the kitchen istove. Two in the furnace. One in my bed. That makes four. That makes forty-four. That makes four hundred pieces, no more, no less. I think that I shall never see ' Just what this puzzle's sup- posed to be. Pictures aremade with pieces like these- ' But only a jig-saw can make a man a raving maniac in two hours. Jig-saw, Margery Daw. She's the one who lent me this thing, but I'll get even. I'll lend her that Pink Elephant one. Puzzles may come and puzzles may go, but jig-saws live on for- ever. ' No that doesn't make sense. Oh, yes, it does. Fifteen cents worth of microscopic, elusive little jigs. Big jigs. Bigger and better jigs. May I have jam on this piece please? And nurse, wrap another blanket around me please. Ya-a-ah! It's a crazy patch quilt. New York Herald Issued At Death Of Lincoln Exhibited New York Herald, a paper pub- ,lished April 15, 1865, the day after Lincoln's assassination, is on display in Miss Doering's room 120. The paper is possessed by Penelope Kellaris, a member of the fourth hour newswriting class, it was given to her several years ago by her music teacher. It consists wholly of dispatches and letters which are dated differently and supply varied in- formation. The account of the president's assassination is mentioned by putting the word Important on the left hand side of the paper, Assassination of Pres. Lincoln. Actor Wilkes Booth, Alleged Assassin. Club Pictures To Be Taken In Girls' Gym March 1, 2 Club pictures for the Saga will be taken March 1 and 2, in the girls' gym. Background for pictures this year will be the cyclorama from the auditorium. Rugs from the rest rooms will be used for further scenic effect. Schedule 'for pictures of the various clubswill be announced in the bulletin at a later date. Alberta Teall and Ruth Dorf are in charge of club pictures. Mr. Cubberly, of the Cubberly studios, will take the photos. Fourteen pledges were initi- ated into the Woodward Jr. Hi-Y at their initiation last Tuesday, gekruary 17, at 73:0 at the Y.M. Constantly, Consistently Constructive S01-H OOD . RD T TTLER S01-H i Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, March 3, 1933 No.23 DRAMATIC SOCIETY SPONSORS CONTEST -ll Tickets Will Be Awarded To Winning Dramatic, Book Reviews If you have always wanted to be a dramatic critic, if you have always wanted to write a book review---turn your talents to the senior play and win a ticket to see Daddy Long Legs, March 17. Every Woodward student who has read the book Daddy Long Legsi' is invited to compete in the book review contest. All those who have seen the play of the same name may submit a dramatic review. The essays will be judged on their originality. For the best book review sub- mitted, a ticket to the senior play will be awarded as will a ticket be given for the bestdra- matic review. Miss Shaw, junior English instructor, will judge those written about the book, and Miss Doering, instructor in World Drama, will determine the best dramatic review. Entries must be handed in to Room 349 before March 10. Dor- othy Shore and Phyllis Netz compose the committee in charge. Car Engine Demonstrated In General Science Classes As a novel method of teaching means of land travel in their gen- eral science classes, R. Sheline, J. Pollock, and F. Lords are demon- strating the operations of an automobile engine with a work- ing model loaned by L. Nuber, auto mechanics teacher. By using this method of in- struction the teachers intend to interest, as well as instruct the students in the subject, and to relieve the monotony of text- book study. Annual Sophomore Dance Is Scheduled For April 28 Soph strut, annual dance held by the second year classmen, will beheld evening of April 28 in Woodward ballroom. ' Committee heads are: decora- tions, Virginia Stackowitzg cur- tains, Marjorie Corthellg public- ity, Harold -Ray, tickets, Mary Splittg ticket taking, Earl Kobabg clean-up, Louis Barrie. Miss Grace Cronk and Clyde M. Meek, class deans, are direct- ing plans for the affair. K SOPHOMORE CLASS TO PRESENT PLAY Second-Year Students Will Give Presentation Here Thursday Once in a Palace, the sopho- more class play, which is to be given by members of the' Little Theatre Guild under the di- rection of Miss Dorothy Kellogg, third and fourth hours Thursday March 9, is a pleasing bit of dramatic fooling. The play, which is based on an old tale, revolves about the vanity of a king, portrayed by Louis Barrie. He is entirely ruled by Stella Taylor, the queen. Jane Staiger, as Dear One, the haughty, lovable princess, can snap the heads off her- stately ladies-in-waiting, who are enacted by Helen Abood, Marguerite Zimmerman, and Virginia McClusky, or melt before the charms of the presumptious Ragged Tailor, who is Ralph Worshtil. Marjorie Herzberg portrays the role of Celly, the scullery maid, who is loved by the princess and therefore snubbed by the ladies-in-waiting. Mary Lou Mundwiler, as the Green Page, later becomes the sweet- heart of Celly. Sara Greenberg, Adele Nassar, and RuthKaminsky, as the court tailorsg Gustave Kaintz and Harry Childers, as the doctors, and Melvin Lechlak, as the Prime Minister, all add to the scenes with their fears and wisdom. Stephen Madezki and Ben Schall take parts of guards. In all, pomp, color, wit and satire make this unusual play a fantastic comedy. Technical assistants are: Virginia Mann, student director, Virginia Schuster, stage man- ager, Dorothy Katz, wardrobe, Lillian Kaufman, make-upg Eugene Handell, carpenter, Harry Childers, electrician. Losing Boxers Organize Here is an opportunity for the losing boxers to get together and talk over old times. A club for defeated boxers is being organ- ized by V e r n o n Burke, Bob Lefevre, Clarence Heck, Charles Samson and Carl Monto. The latter is automatically president, since.he lost the most bouts. One of the members states that the purpose is to give encouragement to discouraged boxers. r.. Q. its aa' .ganna .--ji f .- .AM BEARS E I DIAN WOODWARD REVERSES DECISION OVER CITY CHAMPION QUINTET Accurate Passing Attack Gives Bevanites 26 to 24 Victory Over East Sidersg Szczepanik, Isenstein Lead Scoring BEARS MEET WHITMER IN SECOND SESSION TONIGHT PLAYING their most outstanding game of the season, Coach Rol Bevan's Woodward Polar Bears took a step forward in the Northwestern Ohio District Basketball Tournament when they set back the Waite Indians by the score of 26-24 in the feature game last night in the Toledo University field house. Although Szczepanik, with 3 baskets and 2fouls, and Isen- stein with six free throws, led the Polar Bear attack, there was no outstanding performer on this Woodward team as the entire Has Feminine Lead In Sophomore Play Jane Staiger Jane Staiger, president of the Little Theater Guild, will portray the feminine lead in the three-act play, Once In A Palace, to be presented by the sophomores Thursday. Representatives Of Edison Company Address Students Joseph Everett and Carl Taylor of the Toledo Edison Company delivered talks and demonstra- tions on the fundamentals of electricity last Tuesday to the junior and senior boys who study physics or electricity. This was the first of a series of four lec- tures, the next of which will be given on Friday, March 10. After returning to the Edison plant, Mr. Everett reported that Woodward has one of the best school electrical laboratories in northwestern Ohio, and offers H fl,-is, i' -,-its-.5 I r ball club passed the ball from man to man with remarkable accuracy. Harold Anderson's Indians also played a wonderful game, and with Curran and Morse, with seven points each, gave the Bears plenty of work. The Bears stepped out into the lead early in the game with Mea- cham and Szczepanik making baskets and Isenstein sinking his two free throws and the quarter ended 6-5 as Morse and Davies contributed to Waite's score. The- Bears then jnmped into the lead that gave them the win as they had a 15-8 advantage at the half. Waite came back strong in the second half, but its best was to creep up to the Bear 21 to 18 lead. From then on the battle grew furious and seven fouls were called. It was only after Szczepanik sank two free throws and Harvey made his field goal that the game was cinched. Woodward Waite, G. F. TP. G. F. TP. Isenstein 0 6 6 Morse 2 3 7 Meacham 1 0 2 Emch 0 1 1 Reeves 2 1 5 Davies 1 3 5 Cz'rc'nski 0 0 0 Curran 2 3 7 Szczepanik 3 2 8 Burr 1 0 2 Friedman 0 1 1 Hein'ing'r 1 0 2' Michalak 0 1 1 Medlin. 0 0 O Harvey 1 1 3 Total 7 12 26 Total 7 10 24 As a result over Waite last night the Polar of their victory Bears will meet Whitmer who won over Point Place. Libbey defeated Sylvania and Wauseon won over St. John's. The sched- ule for tonight is Scott vs. Cen- tral 6:00 P. MQ Libbey vs. Wau- seon 8:00 -P. M. Woodward vs. Whitmer 9:00 P. M. the best of opportunities to the students. On this account the speaker plans to' give his next talk in that room, 110, to teach individual classes instead of in the auditorium. i . 'UTY 'evra it .S HWY to-'ati'-vin' 1'1i'l-'QIQTPT'-'1 'T-Qi? ----'Tv '4S'5W 'l t-91s. . 'i'!F5G- Uv -ff-'X-sf--.1 -Q -sr-- 'l-ar W1 . - . . , . j ., 'i A . THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the . Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 8.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. II A94- i onamin S r TATTLER STAFF Edit0r-in-Chief .,.,........................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .....,... ........................... L eona Jacobs Business Manager ,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,,..,....... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor ........ .................... D orothy Shore I Alberta Teall Sport Editors ............... ........ , I Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ Q Xqgglgeggegggiez Humor Editor ............,. .... ........................ R u th Dorf Copy Reader ............ .................... C orabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor ..... ........ . Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor .... ........ .................... E t hel Dull - Anna Wegener Club Editors ..... ........ Q Robert Ridenour Make-up ....., ............. C hester Matuszak Pressman ............. . .............................. Richard Pearce - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Q Mr' Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. ' THE TA'I'I'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on a Intra- mural Team. - More Frequent Educational Assemblies. REGULATIONS adopted at Libbey high school recently have placed the reins of leadership of the school's extracurricu- lum into the hands of those to whom they rightfully belong--the leaders in scholar- ship. Woodward would do well to follow this example and compel club oflicers to maintain fair grades. According to the Libbey plan, five points are given for A's, four for B's, and down, with one point being subtracted for each failing grade. Points are added and divided by the number of subjects taken. Club officers must have an average of three, club members two, and class committeemen two and one-half to maintain their positions. At the South-end school, fifty-one oiiicers were forced to resign, and we have no doubts but what that number would be equaled here. ' Rules, such as these would serve as added incentives to school work. The true stu- dent will be given his chance to come to the fore in school life. Ability in class will be the standard by which a student's pop- ularity would be judged. Woodward should adopt this system. 1 U l LUBS, in an effort to outdo each other, have been presenting to Woodward as fine a group of mass meetings as have been seen here for some time. Skits, music, and talks are all results of the efforts of com- mittees, who wrack their brains in a bid for originality. The G. A. L. mass meeting last week that combined a public address system with a revue was ine. We'll war-' rant it sold plenty of tickets. OFF 'N N SOPHOMORESQUE - - - SOPHOPS- - -Well, anyway this being a Tattler devoted to Soph- omores prepare yourselves to read about those second graders, those things that in- habit the third floor and yell Freshie at the first graders. Up--down--round-back--third iioor--who-- where- - -what. Who's that big something coming around the corner. Whoops! Steve Madezski and sh-I bet he's headed for Vir- ginia Bennett's locker-Herbie Bernard telling about his weakness--red heads. No wonder ye beauty Shoppe gave so many hennas lately--Gene Roman seeing that freshman attraction---There you go! Phillip Sheon and Alfred Samborn arguing about a little Scott brunette. Melvin Lechlak and Ruth Kaminsky rehearsing for the soph dramatic production- Earl Sommers and Minor Eyres making use of the waste baskets--nice boys-Antoinette Glowacki giving the boys a break with that beautiful smile of hers--Irene Zaidell and Virginia Golder doing their daily double-- Louise Jamrozy, Frances Szenkerski, and Helen Radecki giving everyone the once-over-- it's all right Ted C z a r c e n ski and Charles Moellenberg are used to attention--Stanley. Sabiniak, Stanley Rucki, Ed Holmes, Mary Lou Mundwiler, A n n a b e l 1 e Lacey, and Maxine Bentz going their own little sopho- more ways--Toodle-'colt t Thelma Kehrer doesn't need to worry about shadows---Melvin Prond and Gordon Hopkins are always with her: t 'I FAMOUS SOPH PERSONAGES .These second year lads and lasses have bright futures says Pola Baer. In fact so bright that Sara Casm didn't even deny the following: James Hope .............................. Clarence Darrow Adele Nassar .......... Amie Semple MePherson Ernest McFarland ............................ Albie Booth Cecelia Rakowski ...................,. Connie Boswell Richard Pease ........... ............... B ing Crosby Sam Schall. ,....., 1 ........ ............ M ark Sullivan ..Albert Einstein Joe Komasinski .......... ......... Leona Weilinski .............. Helen Wills Moody William Baxter ......... ........... . .Charles Farrell Virginia Schuster ......... .......,...... J anet' Gaynor Edward Stager .......... .......,......... B obbie Jones Jimmy Shemas ........................... ...Eddie Cantor Helen Haverman ............ Peggy Hopkins Joyce Gladys Johnson ........... .................... M me. Laval William Shames .....,.............. .... . .Mussolini Herbert Bernard ................ ,Graham McNamee Stella Taylor .......................................... Cleopatra Natalie Nestor ............ ...................... J oan Lowell Marguerite Zimmerman ................ Dorothy Dix Marian Aftergood .................,....... Jane Addams Well, you can say, I knew them 'whenf F 1 I iWHO'S WHO Slightly condensed we have-- Grace .Reinbolt, dependable--Ruth DeShet- ler, sweet--Betty Jane Kaslley, merry--Mar- ion Wells, amiable-Leo Jankowski, inimita- ble--Dorothy Katz, petite---Arlie Wise, diffi- dent---Virginia Stackowitz, diligent--Minnie Solomon, vivacious-Evelyn Beardsley, pert- David Essak, easy-going-Penelope Kellaris, unique--Pauline Harter, conscientious---Jean- ette Ostrowski, attractive--Mary Ellen Du- Monte charming--Lester Stramm, immacu- late, --Sara Greenberg ,friendly--Helen Abood, languorous--Gladys Williams, a m i a b le- Sherwood Cowdrey, loquacious--Bob Pieters. philosophical--Eugene Handell, mischievous -Dorothy Hall, prudent--Ruth Kaminsky, loquacious. . e 9 ,' -, f . f ' '-. '--F3 . FLASHES FROM FRIENDS News from neighboring Ohio schools comprise this space. Following are schoolroom answers taken from Tower News of Withrow High School, Cincinnati, Ohio. Nicotine is such a deadly poison that a drop of it on the tail of a dog will kill a man. A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle. , O 1 U Believe it or not- Harrison Straw from East T e c h n ic al High S c h o o 1, Cleveland, Ohio, has never been absent or tardy during twelve years of school attendance.-East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. U l X A bit of poetry from the Orange and Black, Upper Sandusky, Ohio- Ain't an education a wonderful thing? The farther you go The less you know In Physicks We have magnetics The Poles ain't where they used to be Some magnets has retentivity Some has permeability. The Equator has been misplaced Don't believe everything you see ' Because half of this should be erased. 4 . S U I A chemistry teacher of Lorain High School has a hobby of collecting stamps and guns. He has continued the stamp col- lection which his father had begun and now values it at 5700. After ten yearshof col- lecting, he has sixty guns, fourteen pow- der iiasks, eight powder horns, and about a dozen bayonets. Besides these, he has thirty-five different sizes of bullet loads. The largest gun is 5 feet and four inches without the bayonet. When in high school he bought a dozen stamps for four cents and lately sold some for 961.75 a piece. -Lorain Hi-Standard, Lorain, Ohio. I S I An education is probably the only sav- ings account that is worth anything today. A school annual is like a mirror, reflec- ting every activity of the year.--The Centric, Toledo, Ohio. Cosmopolitan Woodward Fog-Manchester--old apartment build- ings-a toddling two year old-bustle-n preparations--an ocean liner--America. The climax of a journey which led the Sfaelos family through Greece, Holland, France, Italy, and England. Dim recollections are these of James Sfaelos, vice president of the sophomore class and one of our peppy cheerleaders. Jimmy, who is of Eng ish birth, was christened in Italy. The sun was seen about twice a year in Manchester, relates Jimmy, and the ma- jority of the people travel by street car. My father, who worked on a boat, was 'paid in gold. Asking for a 'tin of tomatoes' would be laughed at here, but it's perfectly prop- er in England. Chess, a favorite game, occupied most of our spare time. ' Cosmopolitan indeed is this sophomore boy. l E .Q 3 . . . . , .. f is -- 5 .. -. 1 . .- .--, . 1 N . . -:-155eQ:S,3rs? 'ri-.-5.1-'3.gP. --..1,.' ,fir ' , .T . ,-. 3. -. ' . a ,., V f - .I . my f.. - f ,,:fn',-Q'ii1i 'wLffi-ii f.-f-'1'-s--.rg -- -' 4-l, sffi - ' fl -L. ,.:.l 1-...X-' W ' 'X ff. T:f' ' -. a -...A .- 1 A .- 5:5-' 1- '-A-55 . -' --:gf '- Z-L 1 '?.k.iF'i.':'r-f-25:3 'J 'z ..' 'P f F 'f i't:'-if -4359-ua fs ...wsu uses.. . sl -me . Q :rf an -.n ....-.. 4, if -y..,f.a n H -e4Wes..fr.m.x:....-J.. .. ......a.ls.- . - -.- ..g,gL.:1,.zm -afrsaaifvaa la, mjgggiakgaxsqmyhggggg .- ggi-genial, 513.52-,:3,,,,gt:,,,wg .3,Jg.Q3g3,fyu-3,5-Iggzlq--s,,':,1eg llisfszfi fits--jfs-s1'f 'o - Simi. n '1 t 9 or ' - f - 'G . . ,+ ' 5 p 9 I Prima-woonwnnn rnrrnna. ' gg g g H N p , ', : 'l I R PUGILISTS PLACE 9 WOQDW ARD FINISI-IES IN SECOND ALIGHTWEIGHT FIVE SECOND IN MEET PLACE AFTER DEFEAT OF SCQTT TAKES CITY CROWN f Questionable Decision Gives Q Ring Championship To Libbey Getting what ring followers called a raw deal, Woodward boxers dropped into second place in the boxing meet held at and sponsored by the Y.M.C.A. last Saturday night. Libbey boxers won the tittle and received the Jack Fluhrer trophy. George Fraser, featherweight, defeated Kunz from Libbey, taking the judges' decisions for all three rounds. Ben Malaska, welterweight, defeated 'Finish Brown, last year's champion in that class in the novice tourna- ment. Ben floored Brown in the third round, which was the finish for the colored lad. Al Johnson lost a very close decision to Lawrence Law of Libbey, in the lightweight division. The last fight on the program, featuring Dick Baxter of Libbey and Erwin Oehlers of Woodward, both heavyweights, was the main go ofthe evening. Baxter received the championship decision, to which ring fans very strongly objected. ' Those winning the finals will receive gold boxing gloves, while the runners-up will get silver gloves. Junior High Girl Reserves ' Schedule Play, Program On Wednesday, March 15, Junior High Girl Reserves will present -a play, Library and the Jonesesf' and other entertain- ment in the Woodward auditori um. Admission will be five cents and proceeds will be used to buy Girl Reserve rings. Gladys Raber, Helen M e i e r, Helen Kaszerbski, Mary Bafya, Mildred Raymer, Emma Berdue, Selma Kale, and Virginia Ryba- kicz are girls taking part in the play. Students of the fifth and sixth grades of Spring school will sell popcorn, candy, punch, and ap- ples. Miss Irene Wujciak, former Girl Reserve, and a Woodward graduate, is adviser of this organ- ization. . INDIVIDUAL SCORING Bill Reeves added' nine points to his total of high points and finished his record with 191 points, a new high mark. The following are the official stand- ings. Reeves ........................ ................ 1 91 Szczepanik ..,...... ...... 1 17 Isenstein ......... ...,... 9 1 Harvey ........ ....... 3 2 Friedman ........ 29 Meacham ........... 15 DeShetler .......... . . 7 Michalak ........ 6 ,Corthell 1 ........ 6 Lawson .... , ......- ........ . . ....... i ffl-L '- Ts- A I' rr-'-F. L-'fa'-In 2 ' -. 1 ' U 0 '1 ' F, :. -5: Q- . s f , 6: S - if N' f i' Fi2f'v15,iQ , -. ., - SFF?-.-if,.vai:' r2 31111-1 215 ' 1, 7' iv-T' Bears Get Within Thirty-Three Percentage Points Of First After 29-17 Victory Over West-end 'Quintet OACH ROL BEVAN'S polar bear cagers closed their regular playing season by soundly trouncing the Scott high school quintet 29-17 in the Collingwood avenue gymnasium last week. Stepping into a 6-4 lead in the first quarter the Bears were not headed throughout the rest of? is ' E the game. The Bears held a 13-7 lead at half time. Vic Isenstein, the flashy for- ward, sank a field goal and Reeves dropped in a foul shot, while Tom Garrison tallied a fielder to make the score at the third quarter 16-9. It was then that the Bevanites put on an offensive spurt that netted them 13 points and the game. Reeve Leads Captain Bill Reeves again paced the scorers with nine points and held his opponents to but two field goals. The entire Woodward club played well on the offense as well as the defense, while Fisher's five points were high for Scott. Woodward's win over the Meissner coached quintet gave them undisputed possesion of second place and just thirty- three percentage points below the title winners. Summary Woodward G. F. TP. Scott G. F. TP. Isenstein 8 1 7 Garrison 1 1 3 Meacham 1 1 8 Gaines 0 0 0 Reeves 8 3 9 Jones 2 0 4 Czarcenski 0 0 0 Boswell 1 l 3 Szczepanik 1 4 6 Fisher 2 1 5 Friedman l 0 2 Straka I 0 2 Michaluk 0 0 0 Harvey 1 0 2 Total 10 9 29 Total 7 8 17 Students Hear Bank Talk Mr. Wm. C. Loerke, connected with the Ohio S a v i n g s Bank, spoke to juniors and seniors to- day, third hour in the auditorium. The subject of his talk was an argument presented in favor of ,f r , f 'my- ..- 4 'N .. - A Come to think of it I didn't see any of Charley Fritch's famous apples at the tournament last night. Vas you dere Scharlie? Benny Malaska didn't lose anything in his fight with Finish Brown. Even though his tooth was knocked out, he still has it--- not in his mouth, though. And Joe Munz, with an exact dupli- cate, insists that his is the origi- nal. One day next week during con- ference hour the winners in the boys' intra-murals will have a playoff to decide the champion- ship. U O I The annual Tattler foul shoot' ing contest will be held in the near future. Final pl a n s and arrangements will be published in a later issue. Coach Of Golf Will Direct Intra-mural Tournament H. F. Phipps, coach of golf here, announced last week that he would cooperate with Homer Hanham and Art Smith in the intramural sports by establish- ing an inter-class golf tourna- ment in May. Mr. Phipps also plans to have the single golf tournament in opening the bank. QMay. COACHES RECORD-BREAKING TEAMS ITH the close of the basketball schedule, Woodward School closes the most remarkable record ever made in major sports here in one school year. Coach Rol Bevan's teams have shattered record after record in both football and basketball. ' His football team scored 102 points in the nineteen. Coach Bevan, opening game and went right on through the season losing only one game, and that by nineteen points to the city champions and that team was the only one to score on the Bears. The team totaled 280 points to their opponent's This year's basketball team had but two veterans and with three new men to comprise the starting line-up the team scored 98 to the opponent's 8 points for another record break- ing score. The team went right on through . their tough schedule playing thirteen games seven of them away from home,,losing but one game by the score gf 24-22, The Bevanites, finished the season just 33 percentage points below the pennant winners. Coach Bevan's cagers tallied 497 points to their opponent's 235. Individually each team surpassed records, made by teams of the past ands. combining the two records together produced- a record that will behard to equal ibyftearns thewfutiire. up ' , . - 4 . ... ,I . . ...i . -ses - , -1 - ss3sssSi S is ss s xx .X i X B . s be ss Jes is Q, X N XX 3 ss? X 'Q xx X this wi . xvfxltx as -. x w QT: egress, at XX , X as Q Q, . as K is 2 -0- X151-a s 5 .sis ss - . e X.. -neg is . E. . ,Z Homer Hanham . Led by captain Ted Kosydar, Homer Hanham's lightweight basketball team invaded Scott7s gym last Friday night and came away with another victory and the city junior basketball cham- pionship. The final score was 29-23. Through the excellent coaching of Hanham and the fine coopera- tion of his team, the lightweights have not been defeated in their last twenty-four contests. Mem- bers of the team are Meacham, Corthell, Kosydar, Czarcenski, Hiltman, Tschogl, Jazwicki, Mi- chalak, Davis, Kornowa, Birth- wright, and Mullenberg. p Kosydar an d Corthell were high scorers for Woodward, gar- nering eleven and seven points- respectively. Turk, with eight points to his credit, led the Scott-Q 6l'S. . ' Summary ' ' Woodward. G. F. TP. Scott G. F. TP. Corthell 3 1 7 Roberts 1 1 3 Kosydar 4 8 11 Davis 1 l C 3 Czarcenski 2 1 5 Smith 1 1 3 - Kornowa 1 O 2 Baird 1 4 8 Davis 2 0 4 Severance 0 0 0 Turk 4 0 8 ' Total 12 5 29 Total 8 7 23 Although three wins and, losses were the results of the inter-city games last week-end, no changes were made in the standings. ' - W. L. Pct. 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'rss ,ie ..-.,, -. . ,ee ,ae 4. if sr- THE WOODWARD TATTLER PROFESSIONAL CLUB f L HI-Y CLUB TO HOLD OUTSTANDING SOPH T0 HOLD GIRLS' TEA UNIQIPSQIEQELQQQELER GUIDANCE BANQUET Eors, GIRLS NAMED Women's Group Sponsoring Prominent Toledo Men Will Student Leaders In Second Senior Affair Help In Selection Year Activities In Library pp Of careers Selected Celebration of the national Vocational guidance banquet, Scholarship, athletics, activi. week of the Women's Business .1 sponsored by the Woodward Hi- ties--the sophomores e x c el in and Professional club at Wood- Y in cooperation with the Y.M. them all but the most excellent ward will be in the form of a tea, 'Z p f I C.A., will be held in the school sophomores in these div e r s e March 8 at 2.30 p.m. in the li- S , CHfeter1aWednesday. Ma1'Ch 3, at groups are Molly Meerkreb, Sam brary. Senior girls, members of the school board, teachers of senior girls, members of the Par- ent-teacher association, and par- ents of the girls have been invit- ed by the Women's club spon- soring the affair. Lois Hotz will open the pro- gram with a musical Selection. Miss Charlotte B1n'wick, presi- dent of the organization, and Miss Rutan, head of the edu- cational group, will speak. This is to be followed by a vocational round table discussion of the professions open to women by senior girls. Ellen Jane Scaris- brick will act as toastmistress. Miss M. Adams of Waite and Ruth Boehler will pour. The committee making ar- rangements is composed of Miss M. Rutan, Miss A. Miller, Miss E. McLaughlin, Dorothy Shore, Dorothy Getz, Marie Schwab, and the senior girls' executive committee. I DEADLINE FLASHES With some money as yet standing out the profits of the movie The Doomed Batallionn given by the Senior class netted 53855. V n Margaret Wallman, renowned German dancer, will speak on The New German Dance Devel- opment at the Town Hall Series Saturday morning, March 4. Included is a dance recital to be given by her group of German dancers from the Berlin Wig- man school of dancing. Kathryn Jackman of Woodward will attend. . i ' Lilian Greenberg, Jean Mathie, and Mae McKnight compose the committee making preparations for a tea to be given by the Peri- clean literary society. One half the price of the movie equipment used in the audito- rium has been paid to date. The remainder of the debt is two hundred and ive dollars. --i..-i.,.,l,.. Violin Selections Heard At the regular German club meeting Tuesday, Marie Brodecki played three violin selections, The Humming Bird, Kuja- wiak, and Nocturne I German stories were drama- tized by the students on the club program. Miss Anne Wetterman is the adviser. Miss Strachan Tattler torch gleams brightly as it lights up the countenance of Miss Emily Strachan, who has been associated with Woodward for 11 years, teaching freshmen, sophomore, and junior English, alternately. This white-haired, blue-eyed lady smilingly inform- ed us that she received her de- gree at the University of Tole- do, but also attended Harvard, Columbia, and Michigan. Traveling occupies much of her time as she has covered ground from Alaska to Mexico, Montana to Florida, and Maine to California. She does not con- fine her trips to America, but is interested in Europe, as she has been abroad three times visiting nearly all the countries there. We can readily understand why blue is her favorite color as it matches her eyes and proves to be a beautiful contrast with her snow white hair. Not only has she studied French, German, Latin, and Spanish, but urges students to do likewise. Leisure time is spent in reading books, playing bridge, and studying birds. Food? Miss Strachan declares that she is not partic- ular. Among her particular friends at Woodward are Mrs. Eva Leu and Miss Mary Cady. Frederick I-loltfreter, a Wood- ward freshman, will leave ther city to-night with his mother to' attend the inauguration ceremo- nies for president-elect Roosevelt. 5:30. The purpose of the affair is to help guide boys in the selec- tion of future careers. Dr. Fessenden, who discussed the banquet at a meeting of jun- ior and senior boys last Monday, said that the reasons for hav- ing the meetings are because one cannot succeed without an edu- cation and training and one must be an efficient man to keep a job at present, for there is too much competition. The boys are filling out ques- tionairres which will determine the occupations they are inter- ested in. A Toledo man promin- ent in this line of business will discuss these vocations. Committee in charge consists of Robert Ridenour, Fred Slawski Ralph Michalak, Sylvester Szcze- I panski, and Don McFerren. Woodward Drum Major To Lead Selected School Band Bob Markee, Woodward drum major, was selected to lead Guy Sutphen's picked band, The Fly- ing Squadron, in a p a r a d e Wednesday. This band, numbering 40 pieces chosen from the five public high schools, escorted the actors and actresses through town from the train to the Commodore Perry Hotel. Other Woodward students in this band are Clarence Fultz, Audrey Pfiefer, Norman Laabs, Jerry Petrucha, Bertha Bustow, iack Bustow, and Lowell Baum- er. Ditmars, Lov ett Speakers LThis is a resume .of the Town Hall series as reported by Evelyn Hamilton and the Saturday Night Open Forum as covered by Matt ew Oblazaj. The subject of the address of Dr. Raymond Lee Ditmars, cura- tor of reptiles at the Bronx zoo in New York, in the Town Hall series last Saturday, was Ani- mal Friends and Foes. He illus- trated his talk with extraordina- ry films on animal life. Dr. Ditmar's name is more closely associated with serpents because of his help in making se- rum for the cure of snake bites. The poisonous venom is extracted ,from the snake and injected into a horse, a small amount at a time for a period of nine or ten months, the anti-venomous fluid is taken from the horse's blood and made into the serum. As a conclusion, pictures of in- gsects were shown which included ' the cricket, locust, katydid, moth, spider, termite, and the very strange walking leaf. p Robert Marss Lovett, president of the League of Industrial De- mocracy and professor of liter- ature at the University of Chica- go, addressed the Open Forum last Saturday night at the J. E. L. building on Revolt in Liter- aturef' The speaker mentioned Milton and Shelley as two great writers who have produced literature of , revolt against the social order of their times, referring- to the for- mer's Paradise Lost and the latter's Prometheus Bound. He also stated that modern writers tend to make heroes the groups and masses whereas Milton, Shelley, and the writers of the Renaissance had their individual heroes. Some of the m o d e r n writers of revolt are Galsworthy, Hauptman, Rice, and Sinclair. l Schall, scholarship, Leona Weilinski, Allan Johnson, athlet- icsg Jane Staiger, Louis Barrie, extra-curricular activities. Molly and Sam have maintain- ed all A records throughout their two years here besides taking an active part in dramatics, club work, and journalism. Molly is a member of the Fasces club, Little Theatre Guild, and fourth hour newswriting class. Sam is taking one of the leading roles in the newspaper play, 'il-Iot Copy, is chairman ofthe constitution com- mittee of the sophomore class, and is a member of the French and International clubs. Leona Wielinski, Shorty', as she is called, can be seen around the gym swatting a mean ball or shooting a basket. Allan John- son, all around gym athlete, was runner-up in the lightweight di- vision of the boxing tournament held recently at the Y. M. C. A. Jane Steiger, besides being president of the sophomore dra- matic association and a member of the Fasces club, has the lead in the sophomore play. Last year she was also a member of the Woodward team that com- peted in the scholarship test at Bowling Green. Ever since his freshman year, Louis Buddie Barrie has been active in Woodward's doings. He's on the executive committee of the sophomore class, has part in a sophomore play, and is an afxtijve member of the Spanish c u . ' Edward J ankowski Elected President Of New Pica Club Edward J ankowski was elected president of the newly reorgan- ized Pica-club at its iirst meeting Tuesday. Other officers are Er- nest Shea, vice president, Chester Matuszak, Secretaryg Leonard Du- szynski, treasurer, and Louis Michalak, sergeant-at-arms. The president will appoint the election, social, investigation, and program committees at the next meeting. , Lois Hotz Has Leading Role ' In Next Glee Club Operetta ' Lois Hotz has the feminine lead in The Garden of the Shah, an operetta planned by the Glee club. All members of the operetta are to make their costumes, the material to be furnished -by the club. . Mr. Clarence Ball, adviser of the club, will direct the present- ation. ' S 4 L , Constantly, Consistently Constructive f J -, JA' h 1 il. ,. - 'T' J vol. v Toledo, Ohio, March 10, 1933 No.24 PARENT-TEACHERS MEET WEDNESDAY Association Will See Gym Exhibition Featuring Clogs, Tumbling At the meeting of the Parent- Teacher club the night of Wed- nesday, March -15, in the school auditorium, the Girls' Athletic League will stage a gym exhi- bition. Attractive clog dances, Military Clog, Lindy Lee Hop, Rig-a-jig-jigf' Old Man, Cheerleaders, and a number by the sweetheart couple will be given. Besides these novelty fea- tures, tumbling by the advanced class will be offered. The boys tumbling team under the direc- tion of Homer Hanham will be featured. Jimmy Sfaelos and Billy Ray will tap dance. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is program chairman. Noel Petree, gym instructor at Jones Junior High and former city recreation director, will ad- dress the group. Card Party Planned Miss Mary G. Ward is the gen- eral chairman of a card party which will be held in the Wood- ward cafeteria at 8 p. m. the following night. Mrs. Merle Devlin heads the general public- ity committee, MissGrace Cronk, the school publicity, and refresh- ments are in charge of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Reinbolt, Mrs. Charles LaRue, and Mrs. S. B. Crouse. Arrangement of the tables will be taken care of by John Luttenberger and S. B. Crouse, prizes by Mrs. John Luttenberger and Mrs. Lester Haring. Tallies are in charge of Mrs. Alta Schuster, and tickets are to be sold by the executive board members. Tallies are twenty-five cents each. Members Of History Club To Participate In Debate Members o f the Social Science club will participate in an in- formal debate on Resolved, that scrip would be used as a means of exchange in Toledo . Dorothy Shore and Raymond Anderson head the negative and affirmative teams respectively. The debate will be held at the next regular m e e tin g of the Society. Mr. Duusmore To Speak Philo C. Dunsmore, junior and senior boys' supervisor, will ad- dress the city-wide banquet of Young Peoples' Federation of the Toledo Council of Churches at the Ashland Avenue Baptist on Fri- day, 'March 17, at 6:30. The sub- ject upon which he will speak is Beginnings , 1 FLYING SQUADRON BAND IN CONCERT Guy V. Sutphen Will Direct Selected High School Bands Sunday Flying Squadron Band, con- sisting of forty members selected from the five Toledo high schools under the direction of Guy V. Sutphen, director of high school bands, will present a concert Sunday afternoon, March 12, in the Civic Auditorium. The con- cert which the Fair and Square club will sponsor, will offer a varied program of band selec- tions, singing by Joe Murphy's Ice House Quartette, and solos. Woodward students in this band are Clarence Fultz, Audrey Pfeiffer, Lowell Baumker, Nor- man Laabs, who will play in a clarinet trio, and Jack Bustow and Jerry Petrucha, who will take part in a cornet trio. Although admission is free, those attending are required to have tickets, which may be ob- tained from band members or the Fair and Square club. Woodward Students In Play Woodward students are taking part in The Fool dramatic pro- duction given by the Recreation center and directed by Robert Mattoon. Those p o r t r a y i ng, roles are Miss Stella Cornwell gym instuctor,Roberta DuMonte, Lilian Greenberg, Charles Green- berg, Martha Haynes, and Melva Bowers, a former Woodward student, who has the lead. W i YDIRECTS ORCHESTRA PROGRAM MARCH 14 Miss Werum . Miss Bessie Werum will direct the Woodward orchestra in a concert in the school auditorium Tuesday evening. She is con- ductor of all Toledo high school orchestras. . Marcel Olender Wins Prize In Senior Poster Contest Tickets to the winners of the i'Daddy Long-Legs senior pro- duction were awarded to Rita Leorke, freshman, Marjorie Herz- berg and Lawrence Roberts,soph- omoresg Marcel Olender, a juniorg and Margaret Smith, senior. Marcel O1ender's cut is being used by O. M Thompson's me- chanical drawing classes in the making of sixty-two posters. The judges were Mr. Thompson, Miss June Anderson, and Miss Dor- othy Warner. L Student Describ es Inauguration I Standing on a wall a block away from the Capitol building and looking over the heads of a surging mass of jovial yet serious and solemn people, Frederick Holtfreter, Woodward freshman, witnessed the impressive inau- guration of Franklin D. Roosevelt last Saturday. The crowd started to assemble before 8 o'clock for the ceremonies which began at 12 with Curtis' farewell speech to the senate. Long periods of waiting were filled by the inces- sant screaming of sirens as am- bulances made their way through the populace taking away the many people who were overcome in the crowded conditions. After a long delay, Roosevelt and a procession of silk-hatted men were seen slowly marching down the steps of the Capitol building to the ramp where the ceremonies were to take place. Chief Justice Hughes stepped be- fore the microphone, a great silence fell over the crowd, and - . f . ' . Roosevelt's voice reached the ears of the farthest listener. Im- mediately following this, the new president was taken to the White House. ' A grand parade began forming, headed by the Washington Police Fife and Drum Corps and Band. Pennsylvania Avenue was lined 12 deep with spectators, and all the nearby trees had the appearance of a nest of racoons. Mercenary minded youngsters did a thriving business selling old boxes, cans, and stools to foot- Sore onlookers who had discov- ered that time on the hands meant weight on the feet. My visit to Washington was one that I will never forget, de- clared Frederick. The solemnity of the occasion, the confidence in the voice of the new president, and the brillance of color all around united to make a vivid picture that will be impressed on my mind forever. i SCHOOL oRcHEs'TRA WILL GIVE CONCERT Three Solo Numbers Added Features Of Musical Program Here Woodward orchestra, under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum, will present an annual concert in the school auditorium, Tuesday evening at 8:15. The concert will include selec- tions by the entire group, with several solo numbers as added features. The following pieces will be played by the orchestra. Barber of Seville by Rossini, Stray Sunbeamsi' by Huerter, Atlantis Suite by Safranek, Londonderry Air, Selections from Naugthy Marietta by Vic- tor Herbert, and several well known marches. Audrey Pfeiffer, flute soloist, will play Waltz Caprice. Norman Laabs, clarinetist, has selected Fantasia on Ye Banks and Braes as his solo contri- bution. Leona Jacobs, pianist, will present Invitation to the Dance by von Weber. Henry Nichpor is concert master of the orchestra. Tickets for the concert may be purchased from any orchestra member for fifteen cents. ' Scholarship Requirement Is Added To Constitution Constitution committee of the sophomore class, in drafting a constitution and by-laws la s t Monday, introduced a new article to restrict members running for oiiices. A member will be ineli- gible to hold oflice if he has not maintained an average grade of C in his courses and not less than D in any course. That is, a mem- ber can receive not lower than three C's and one D in order to run. If approved at the next regular class meeting, the constitution will be in effect next year. The members of the committee who are working on this project are Sam Schall, chairman, Thel- ma Kehrer, secretaryg Helen Han- na, Leona Raymond, and Alfred Samborn. ' Tattler extends its sincere con- Idolence to relatives and friends of Philip Sheon, Woodward soph- more, who died suddenly Satur- l day, March 4. l...-. Spanish Teachers Meet Spanish teachers from all the Toledo high schools held a dis- cussion meeting last Monday after school in Miss Anne Wet- terman's room. J Miss Maud Canniff, head of the Spanish de- partment, gave a talk on Cuba and South America. 1 .3 -f-X Jw.-K 'YWTN' L Sr .i1:. TTr-is - .. :r 45 . ...Q-.+L 55' I .rv ' ,tx .- -' ,.-qv-. -1'-.1 'pf gs, W: 1 'c A 14 ' ft .1 , fam , -,444 f nl ff .f , . . wily ff, ' ji. Jil .,. ada!! ' A tizfi - tux.-nm Lfs. 4 ,f AL: am. me y , . ,fa , ff,,n-i',,,..'1,j J.4.L'f1J.p1.iK'4mLf.i. 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Arthur Eerkowitz News Editor ........................ ....---.-----i------ M afle SW?-Ya Feature Editor ...... .................. D orothy Shore . I Alberta Teall Sport Editors ............................... 1 Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ if i3f',?fgegig?l3v?z Humor Editor .............................................. Ruth D01'f Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kellrer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor .......... .............................. E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Editors ........... .......... Q Robert Ridenour Make-up ................ ..........,..... C hester Matuszak Pressman .................................,.......... Richard Pearce - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t ud e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More IH'equent Educational Assemblies. HE climax of the school year's dramatic program is scheduled for the auditorium, March 17, when the senior class presents Daddy Long-Legs, as its annual produc- tion. With a cast whose ability on the stage has already been proven and a fine choice of a play, this year's presentation promises to be one of the best of all times. Despite the fact that this is a senior project, all Woodward should turn out to see what the fourth-year students are capable of do- ing on the stage. U U U THE TATTLER has little hope of be- coming the symbolization of perfect- ness in newspapers, although we do try to make it the best that we, as students of journalism, can. It isn't that we scorn friendly criticism, but we do not distribute the paper with the purpose of finding out what is wrong with it. May we ask you to please look for some good points, hereafter, instead of reading it merely to discover faults. U I l MEETING of club and class treasurers right now would not radiate any super- fluity of smiles and happiness. All organ- izations in school are in equal straits. Any project put over now would be a triumph. By Mr. LaRue -,rg The members of the sophomore I, class are writing anew constitution. . . This in itself is not such a start- ling piece of news. But the members 5' of the constitutional committee X, wish to safeguard the leadership of . scholastic standards below which no officer will be allowed to fall and at the same time hold his position. ' Of course some will immediately shout, Undemocratic. The charge may be true, but it is surely an application of good, sound sense. Once in a long while there will be ex- ceptions, but usually good leadership is coup- led with scholastic achievement. The sophomores have the right idea. -- , . OFF 'N N On your left, la- dies andgentle- m e n, 'w e h a v e M i s s Margaret Grebe. She's the girl who in Dad- dy L o n g -Legs enacts the role of Mrs. Lippett. You know, that stern, Miss Grebe '23-dgflzaolgipirilsrtgglg Miss Grodi that makes life--for the inmates. With her wig you'd never recognize her. And on your right, can be seen Arla Grodi, Sally McBride in Daddy Long-Legs. Is she sweet, is she consoling, is she the friend in need? Indeed, if you come the eve of March 17 you'll know all, see all, and like'alh It I I 'S it ' Ni Ihr. is .5 If you'd like to know how it feels to be a sweet, demure freshman with dimples, ask Frances Dunn. X In a Having used up all my contribs and all the ideas I may have dimly had for this six by four, ye columyist rambles like the gold standard and this column--OFF 'N ON. If you should wander, pardon me, promen- ade through the corridors you might see Beatrice Jacobson and Clara Bustow exhibit- ing enthusiasm over the good looking boys in the senior play-Anita and Grace Eurenius try- ing to learn from Arthur Kaminsky the art of stealing the show -Arthur Berkowitz and Eugene Handell assuring every senior Why, of course, we'll buy our tickets to 'Daddy Long-Legs' from you. Uh,huh! Ralph Micha- lak, the handsome, industrious ticket seller besieged by Ann Kuszek, Mary Kornowa, Alice and Daisy Mack for more ducats. If you came down to the first floor you'd find Dorman Birthwright and Henry Topor arguing on the merits of senior girls and eighth graders --you'd also find Florian Tschogl and Joseph Hiltman interviewing Emil Hiltman KJoe,s uncle, by the wayl on the same subject. In front of Mr. Rike's room you'd see Evelyn Peet and Olin Boroughf letting their eyes tell the story --and so on into the halls. WHO'S WHO Brown eyes, brown hair, brown clothes---a study in brown. It, who, or what's a fresh- man girl--you're to iind her out. She's in one of the student government groups, her broth- er's a senior, and she can be found talking to any upperclassman, any time. Oh yes, she made the all A records, too. I This may be the month of March but to Woodwardites it's play month. Yesterday the sophomores presented t h e i r annual play,March 17 the seniors will enact Daddy Long-Legsj' and March 31 the juniors give us i'Litt1e Women. So Roving Reporter has proceeded to find out what everyone thinks about the junior and senior plays. Freshmen---I think that the plays to be rpresented were well chosen. They offer lit- erary value as well as entertainment.---Clara Bustow. Sophomore--I believe that the plays are being given too close together.--Beatrice Judis. Junior--- Daddy Long-Legs and Little Women are such splendid plays that I be- lieve they are the best that have ever been presented.--David Weiss. Senior--The plays combine all the quali- ties desirable for ahigh school play.--Ed Chevalier. Faculty--I think the plays chosen are splendid. The names advertise themselves. I am sure that everyone will enjoy seeing them.--Miss Amie Miller. TWO-BY-TWO lEd. Note--This is the first of a series of inter- views with Woodward's twins. Gretchen and Mar- garet Paulsen, sophomores, have been interviewed rst.j When asked how it feels to be twins, Gretchen and Margaret Paulsen simultan- eously announced, glorious Do you ever study for each other, girls? was the next question. Yes---sometimes one of us studies and recites for the other, in case of emergency, said Margaret. Gretchen retaliated with If a teacher asks a question, looks at me, and calls on Gretchen, I answer for her--providing, of course, that I know the answer. Sometimes, when I have a date and feel too tired to go out, my sister takes the gentleman off my hands, said--well gee, was it Gretchen or Margaret who said it? They've got us all mixed up now. One of the funniest things that ever happened to the girls was the time Gretchen was asked for a dance one night at a dance hall. When the music started the fellow walked up to Margaret, who was already dancing with another gentleman, and pro- ceeded to scold her for missing that dance with him. Twins though they are, the girls believe in expressing their individuality in their clothes and coiffures. Columbus, Ohio, QABSJ-J u n i o r s and seniors at East High School each year pull against each other in a tug of war. The losing captain must drink a bottle of ,milk in admission of defeat and as a sym- bol ofthe dieting methods to be used by his team to increase 1its'strength. Springfield, Ill., KABSJ-Springfield high school lays claim to a fashion innovator. Recently a boy student there appeared wearing a tie around his turtle-neck sweat- er. can . I And then there was the absent-minded professor who made the students write the questions while lie answered them. In a game it's grit. In spinach it's ter- Come to think of it, it must be--oh yes-next I rible. week's Tattler tells the tale. American Boy Magazine I flf. - T 3:7555 K' , 44 1 I ' THE woonwaan TA'1'rLan TEAMS TO PLAYOFF FOR COURT CROWN Commerce Club, Senior Hi-Y Meet For Inter-Club Championship Commerce club and Senior Hi- Y quintets will meet conference hour Monday in the playoff for the inter-club basketball cham- pionship. Each team is the win- ner of its respective league. Jack Lockert, manager of the Hi-Y team, will probably use the following lineup, Charles Bor- chardt and Carl Monto at the for- ward berths, Roman Suszka at center and George Fraser and Ralph Michalak at guard posi- tions. The starting lineup for the Commerce club should be Irvin Pawlicki and Leo Kubacki at the forward positions with Ed Koko- ciniski and John Zarembski at the guard berths. Clem Jurek is slated for the center position. Vic Isenstein and Stan Szczepanik will ofliciate this tilt. Admission is five cents. BEARS DROP THIRD GAME IN TOURNEY Playing their third game in as many days, Woodward High Polar Bears dropped their con- test to Scott cagers 19-17 in the Northwestern Ohio District Bas- ketball tournament in the Toledo U field house Saturday after- noon. The Bears defeated Waite and Whitmer Thursday and Friday nights and the strain was telling in their third contest. BEARS DEFEAT WHITMER Led by big Bill Reeves, who scored twenty-one points, the Bears won their second start in the tournament by defeating Whitmer 37-17. The .Bevanites started in real fashion scoring twenty-one points in the first half and held the opponents to four markers. Girls' Annual Intra-Mural Volley-Ball Games To Begin Girls' annual intra-mural vol- ley-ball contest will begin next Monday in the girls' gym. Com- petition will be by class and club according to the leagues. Every girl in a regular gym class must take part in the round- robin class contests. This differs from the basketball season be- cause clogging was offered. At the end of the volley-ball tourna- ment a choice program will be given in all classes.. Girls from the leaders class will take charge of all officiating. ' Girls Hold Contest Wednesday and Thursday, at 2:30, girls' inter-class and inter- club leagues met in a foul shoot- ing contest. Every team partici- pating in the event entered six girls, with each girl taking fifteen shots. The winning team will be announced in next week's Tattler. .....: nmn.,....n......,..-.. A..- A PLANS ARE BEGUN FOR GOLF SEASON Coach Phipps Has Single Vet Returning From Last Season's Squad Mr. Phipps Woodward golfers will open their 1933 schedule when they meet Central on the Ottawa Park golf course April 26. Coach Howard Phipps has Art Weiber, who is the only veteran from last season, to start this year's team. Golf, which was started at Woodward four years ago, has been rapidly gaining popularity here. Last year the team finished in second place with Libbey landing on top. Coach Phipps will choose six players and one alternate to par- ticipate in the city tournament. The Woodward championship matches have been slated for May with winner of this tourney having his name engraved on the Individual Golf Champion Cup. c lntra-mural and inter-class matches will also be held this year, supervised by Art Smith, Homer Hanham, and Mr. Phipps. BOY S' STANDINGS Senior Hi-Y and Commerce club finished their seasons un- defeated, each winning seven con- secutive starts. 7 American League Team W. L. Pct. Sr. Hi-Y ............,.............. 7 0 1.000 Polish Knights .......,......., E15 1 .857 3 Tattler ................................ .571 Auto Mechanics .............. 4 3 .571 Electrical club ..............., 4 3 .571 Quill and Dagger ............ 2 5 .285 French club ...................... 1 6 .143 Art Klan ....... ,.................. . .0 7 .000 ' National League Commerce club. ............. 7 0 1.000 Machine shop .................. G 1 .857 Pencil Pushers .......,........ 4 3 .571 General shop .................. 3 4 .428 Latin club ........................ 3 4 .428 Jr. Hi-Y ........................ ..... 2 5 .285 Peiuper club .........,......... 2 5 .285 Pica club .......................... .1 6 .143 Inter-Class League Opens COURT YEAR ENDED, TEAM DISREGARDED Now Some Others Can Have Chance With Season All Finished Well, sighs Robert Duhamel, maybe now the girl's will quit ogling the athletes and give me the eye. I don't know whether to sympathize with those gridiron and court stars or envy them. Now William Reeves hasn't any more comps to give to Lucy Stipes. Nor will any sweet young femmes insist on pre- paring Vic Isenstein for the Sen- ior Prom. Nor will Arla Grodi find it half so interesting to pur- sue Carl Corthell and Gifford Meacham. Nor will Annie Spen- cer and Frances Ford glance so admiringly at Tom Harvey's ad- mirable physique. Nor will Stanley Szczepanik and Joe Friedman have wondrous tales to pour into wondering ears. 'iEven the reserve players have come in for--ah, my hero of my heart pantings-Ted Kosydar and Ted Czarcenski have had to pro- nounce themselves pronounced bachelors. Joe Hiltman's dazzling smile is about all the girls crave to rave over. Frank Michalak, Charles Moellenberg, Ri c h a r d Davis, Dorman B i rt h w ri gh t, Stanley' Jazurecki and A n dy Kornowa have had to make u s e of the 'Keep Off' sign. VVho said there was monopoly? 5 5 B . A -A i '-CL: . Although the Polar Bears lost out in the tournament, they had the satisfaction of defeating both Waite and Scott :within one week. Coach Bevan is drilling his next year's basketball squad and is planning a game between the Polar Bears and the future varsity. I I I I Rollie Boldt, of Point Place, Sam Rogalsky, of Sylvania, and Art Glattke, of Libbey, three coaches whose teams participat- ed in the tournament, a r'e former students of Woodward. Joe Szelagowski, former Bear football star, is heard telling his admirers, Call me star. Woodward Center Named On All Tournament Squad Bill Reeves, Polar Bear center Opening game, of the boys in- .and high city scorer, was selected ter-class basketball league will be held Monday, after school, in the boys gym. As in former years, as center on the All Tournament Team, which was chosen- by Toledo sport scribes after the one round will be played. Man- final game of the tournament. agers ofthe teams are, Freshmen, Joe Hiltmang Sophomores, John D obacz ewski, J unior s, Ted Kosydarg and Seniors, J a ck Lockert. A 'post graduate team will also be ente T 'cl, the manger being Kenneth Bauman. Others on the team are Casey Jones and Gale Fisher, from Scott, at the forward berths. Harold Anderson, Libbey, was selected for a guard position, with John Kinney, a Wauseon star, as the other guard. ' WOODWARD TRACK ' TEAM MEETS SCOTT Scotters Have Veterans To Compete, Date Is Uncertain Woodward tracksters will go to Scott high to compete with Dave Brown's thin-clads in a dual meet to be held either this after- noon or tomorrow afternoon. The date has not been set as yet. The meet will be held indoors. Scott has a veteran crew of men this year and should win the meet, but track coach Art Smith has boys who may force the Collingwood Avenue boys to the limit. Mr. Smith announced these following entrants. Shot-put-- LeRoy Holmes, Stanley Holmes, and Alfred Doran. High jump-- Holmes and Boyd. Low Hurdles-- Eugene Olias and Jack Bustow. The same boys will enter in the high hurdle. Joe Friedman and Woodrow DeShetler will enter in the 65 yard dash and Stanley Szcze- panik, Hugh Collins, and Wilbur Wagner will be in the 220 yard dash. Carl Monto, William Kapella, Vernon Burke will enter in the 440, while Charles Nalodka, Dan Sahadi, and Wayne Romer will be in the 880. 5 Kenneth Glattes, Ed Bran, Francis Wood, and Jim Chennes are the milers. Friedman, De- Shetler, Collins, and Szczepanik will run in the 8 lap relay and Burke, Kukiela, Kapella, and Monto will take care of the 20 lap relay. Mike Dudo and Ed Lyczkowski will be the pole vaulters. ii-ii... Ten Contests Are Carded On Bears' Tennis Schedule Five teams are entered in the inter-city tennis league. Wood- wood's team will be made up from William Reeves, Miles Booth,Charles Borchardt, George Fraser, Carl Monto, Paul Land- wehr, Bill King, Jack Lockert, Norman Meilink, and Ed Stai- ger. The Polar Bear team will meet the alumni in the opening game. The courts are yet to be chosen. Raymond Lowry is coaching the squad. ' Schedule March 11 ............................................. Alumni March 18 .................................................. Open March 25 ..........,. .......... Al umni April 1 ............ ............... O pen April 8 ........... ............. .... W a ite April 15 .......... ........... D eVilbiss April 22 .......... ......... S t. John's April 29 .......... ............... S cott May 6 ............. . ................ Waite May 13 ........... ........... S t J ohn's May 20 ................ , ..................................... Scott May 27 ..................... . ....................... DeVilbiss Horse-Shoe Team Organizes Ed Liwo is in charge of the organization of a team to enter the inter-city horse-shoe tourna- ment. Boys who have already signified their intentions to try out are Joe Grzywinski, Ralph Parker, and Joe Szwader. . 'L ,I lim i. Q -g:h...i..Q4 1g ns'gm- may 513. E1'7-f.ffi'QfIs--jjqfs.sr-f--s -..-x :Y as THE WOODWARD TATTLER V SENIOR PLAY TO BE JUNIOR STUDENTS T.U. SCHOLARSHIP GIVEN NEXT WEEK UNDER THE TATTLER WORKING ON PLAY OFFERED BY POST -. TORCH LIGHT .... M, Novel Ideas Will Be Used In Members Of CMC Classes Twenty Seniors Have Roles In Annual Graduating Class Production Twenty seniors will take part in the four-act play, Daddy Long- Legs, to be presented in the Woodward auditorium, March 17 , by the fourth year class as its annual production. Miss Dorothy M. Warner is directing. Roberta DuMonte and Marvin Trattner, veteran Woodward dramatists, are the chief charac- ters in this fast moving produc- tion which visualizes the life of an orphanage inmate, Judy Abbot, suddenly thrust by the generosity of an unknown be- nevolent into a college of worldly wise girls. J udy's personality en- dears her to Jervis Pendleton who is the guardian that she has nicknamed Daddy Long-Legs because she does not know who her benefactor is. Unusual situa- tions develop when Judy comes to have her guardian advise her about marrying Jervis Pendle- ton. Supporting the leads are Ruth Dorf, Margaret Grebe, Arthur Kaminsky, Fred Slawski, Arla Grodi, Lois Hotz, Paul Landwehr, Lilian Greenberg, Ann Ein, Virginia Hugill, Morris Morgan, .Edmund Brooks, Frances Ford, Florence Shames, - Delores Durbin, David Essick, Jr., Joy Fingerhut, and Dorothy Graham. Admission price for this year's performance has been reduced to twenty-five cents a ticket. Music is to be provided by the Wood- ward orchestra. Members of the committee are Dorothy Shore, chairman, Phyllis Netz, Miles Booth, Wilma Jaschke, Ruth Boehler, Charles Borchardt, and Ann Essak. .1--.-....li... DEADLINE FLASHES At their last meeting the Per- iclean Literary society chose Margaret Smith and Penelope Kellaris on their publicity board. Sally Fine, last year graduate, was married last Monday. Net profit of the movie Igloo shown Tuesday, seventh and eight hours, amounted to S27.72. Harvella Bentley is planning to entertain members of the Spanish club cabinet and Miss Anne Wetterman, adviser, at a party next Wednesday evening in her home. Unsats Distributed Unsatisfactories were given to 675 pupils yesterday. Using the same method of distribution, the teachers handed out those to students getting two or less, three or more unsatisfactories to the same student were sent to the homes. ' E as I'--,rj PWQ,ki5si,.Q,g,L:xxx-s5,fE'4.Ii,?.s,.iasllil ju... E-',h.,.'i,r-1 ztfg. ' f- 'rsQi.i,.1r,,.aQ-.I J- Q ..f..,:.....z,-.sf Miss Shaw Passing by room 242 we stopped in for a friendly chat with Miss Hannah Shaw, who was busy sampling a baking pow- der biscuit which one of the girls in the cooking classes had made. Between bites of this delicacy, she amiably informed us that she is ,beginning her twelfth year as a teacher at Woodward. In the beginning she taught freshmen, but now she teaches juniors only. Besides receiving her A. B. de- gree at Oberlin, this good natured English teacher shows a love for travel, as she has made two trips to Europe and has visited many of the high spots in America. Don't mention bridge to her because she abominates it, but when one mentions literature and poetry her whole counte- nance lights up. You see it is her favorite topic. Her wide knowl- edge of good literature makes her invaluable as an English instruc- tor. With traveling, reading, study- ing, and teaching some 150 jun- iors, one may be led to believe that she hasn't much time for anything else, but wait-- she keeps house and is an excellent cook. At the present time she is act- ing as a judge for The Daddy Long-Legs contest. As we say good-bye to her and leave the room, we take with us the im- pression ofa pleasant individual with a good sense of humor. All those who come in contact with her feel a desire to know her better. , Edison Electrician Here Carl Everett, of the Edison Company, has returned today to give talks dealing with elec- tricity. With an assisting engi- neer, he is speaking in A. R. Bitter's electrical room during the six class periods. Ushering, Ticket Sale - Campaigning As you enter the door of the auditorium F r i d a y evening, March 31, you will be greeted by old fashioned courtesy and an old fashioned smile and will be led to your seat by an old fash- ioned miss in a rustling skirt- These quaint Little Women, all junior girls, will be dressed in costumes of the Civil War period and will serve as ushers for the junior class play, Little Women, which will be pre- sented on that date. Give credit where credit is due is a good saying, and so we turn the spot for a few mo- ments on Carl Polcyn, chairman of the junior class play com- mittee. Under his supervision, letters and tickets to Little Women will be sent to other high schools, libraries, and literary clubs to place on sale. Representatives are now being sent to elementary schools in the Woodward district in order to promote interest among the people outside of school. Carl is also taking charge of publicity and is making arrangements for the printing of posters, tickets, and programs. , The fourth act of this junior production . has been changed from an exterior to an interior, and all necessary changes in speech and action have been made by Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of Ye Curtaine Players, and James Moll, student direc- tor. This revision was made to eliminate the noise, confusion, and long period of waiting which usually occurs when a set has to be changed completely. Twenty Report For Next Year's Basketball Squad Twenty boys are working out daily in the gymnasium in order to secure positions on the next year's varsity basketball team. Coach Bevan has the lightweight teams of last year and a few others returning. Homer Hanham is drilling fif ty boys in order to pick his lightweight teams. Couple Speaks On Marriage l QThis is a resiune of the Town Hall series as reported by Kathryn J ackmanj V. Sackville West, novelist, and her husband, Harold Nicholson, discussed the topic, What I Think About Marriage at the Town Hall series last Saturday. People with average incomes were used as subjects. Some of the facts both Mr. Nicholson and his wife agreed upon were that quarrels are inev- itable, but must be treated as mere incidents. Loveless mar- riages are impossible, while suc- cessful marriages are by far the best things life offers. Intelligence is a very necessary ingredient for a happy marriage as is complete frankness. The aim of a marriage is not perfect happiness but mutual respect. Mr. Nicholoson admitted that men are more untruthful than women and that in early mar- riage man is responsible for most of his wife's falsehoods. Are Elgible To Compete Vernon McCune Post of the American Legion is offering a scholarship at the University of Toledo, the value of which is sixty dollars, to a senior who is a member of a civics class and attends one of the Toledo high schools. Students desiring to compete for the scholarship are required to write a theme on one of the following subjects, What are the responsibilities of an Ameri- can citizen? What responsibili- ty should a good citizen assume in the furtherance of the Peace Movement? How may we de- velop international relations?i' The themes from each school are to be submitted directly to the chairman of the committee, Mr. T. G. Keller, at the Board of Education. S e n i o r s interested may obtain further particulars by reading the bulletin contain- ing complete information in Philo Dunsmore's room. Teachers Even Worse Than Students In Picture Taking The photographers breathed a sigh of relief as the last teacher's picture was taken. The instruc- tors and the Saga staff did like- wise. And little wonder. 'S. B. Crouse proved to be Peck's bad boy of the faculty. He warned the photographer that it would be the last time he would ever look sober, because when the 18th amendment is repealed, . . . . This mischievous lad act- ually fought with Rol Bevan over the honor of sitting in the front row. He lost and pulled Mr. Bevan's hair while standing be- hind him. ' Miss Kellogg and Miss Forster upheld the undignity of the women. They both made faces at the poor sufferers. But when their turn came, that was a different story. E. R. Rike summed up the whole affair by calling it a comic picture. Dancing Class Is Opened To Teach Juniors And Seniors Dancing class, being promoted by the junior and senior classes, is for the purpose of teaching the upper classmen the art of danc- ing so that they may be able to attend and enjoy their class proms. Regular meetings of the class will be held every Wednesday conference hour in the girls' gym. Senior Wins Prize Roberta DuMonte, Woodward senior, attended the Co-ed prom held recently at DeVilbiss high school. Dressed as the queen of hearts, she walked off with first prize as the most beautiful single. ' -4-is l--?'1fzI.5s1f1w -,1'l,Q i.J aaa A ...QJQS-..,,4fL1I-..,ss.:.,,siit.Lz'.if.:e.:s3sis2SL,f:,.:.aL....fL,Qsgw'i5i,if--25,511-5-ii-if-..i+ .,. at wr.. A .s.s-.B..,.-,,.. ,...,,.. .hx ,...... 1 WOODW RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol. V - Toledo, Ohio, March 17, 1933 No. 25 D SPANISH CLUB HERE OPINIONS DIFFER DADDY LONG-LEGS WILL BE GIVEN SCHEDULES DANCE Invitations To Be Extended To Clubs Of Other High Schools Woodward Spanish club will sponsor an evening dance April 7, from 9 to 12 p. m. at the Park- Roe Town Club, corner Monroe and Parkwood. Only couple tickets, which are thirty-five cents, will be -sold. Invitations will be extended to the Spanish clubs of Libbey, Scott, DeVilbiss, and Waite. Entertainment featuring Span- ish songs and dances will be given. The orchestra will be announced at a later date. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh-Montgomery, Miss Maude Caniif, Miss Ethel Jackson, Miss Olive Bingham, Russell Brown, and Miss Russel of Libbey. Committee making arrange- ments includes Marge Devlin, Harvella Bentley, Louis Barrie, James Nassar, and Donald Mc- Ferren. Woodward Teacher Invents Idea In Jig-Saw Puzzles Do you like bridge and do you like jig-saw puzzling? Well, you'll have to make your choice soon, for bridge might have its Cul- bertsons, but the jig-saws have O. M. Thompson. His latest nov- elty.is a four-colored, inter-lock- ing jig-sawpuzzle that promises to supplant the usual bridge battles. Each quarter is assigned a person and the one finishing his section first receives the prize and Mr. Thompson's admiration. No wonder, for he mounts and saws them himself. Itis a swel- egent idea and might be money- making. Anyway, we had Hora- tio at the bridge Qtablej and we have Thompson at the jig saw. Date, Place Set For Annual Graduating Class Banquet Annual senior banquet will be held in the French room of LaSalle and Koch's, Wednesday night, May 31. Norma Flaum is in charge of arrangements with Ann Ein, Arla Grodi, Leona Jacobs, Sam lllifkin, and Carl Kraft assisting er. Teachers At Meeting Mr. E. L. Clark and Mr. V. Alberstett attended the monthly meeting of the Phi Delta Kappa last Saturday at the Toledo Uni- versity. Public Finance in Rela- tion to Education was discussed by Mr. John Whitmer, county superintendent of schools, and Mr. Ralph Wenzlau, iinancial ,director of public schools. a-'L,.l..I-,'k..tu..a W.- . ON IDEAL SENIOR Eight Teachers Interviewed Fail To Agree On Qualifications If you have a sufficient amount of 'horse sense' you need nothing else, replied one of eight teachers interviewed on the qual- 1 ities an ideal senior should pos- sess. On the questionnaire were listed qualities of character and leadership, the extent of partici- pation in athletics, and the ex- tent of scholastic attainment. The other seven senior men- tors agreed that an ideal senior wouldbe decidedly abovethe aver- age in integrity and reliability and slightly above the average in ambition and determ- ination. The majority agreed on adecidedly above amount of per- sistence, tact, evenness of dis- position, and readiness to as- sume responsibility. Four thought the ideal senior would be slightly above the average in his ability to gain cooperation and the other three, decidedly above. One teacher thought athletics unnecessaryg one, participation should be slightly above aver- ageg five, just an average amount of participation. When it came to the extent of ,scholastic attainment, the con- 'sensus was good grades, not necessarily more or less. A word to the wise underclass- men. If you would be an ideal senior observe the above and devote yourself accordingly. Miss Ethel Kyle Addresses Senior Girls On Vocations Miss Ethel Kyle, from the Fed- eration of the Business and Pro- fessional Women spoke to senior girls last Monday on Interior Decorating and Accounting, Tests were given to find the dif- ferent types of personality and which girls are to detail or gene- ral work. The sch e d ul e d speaker for Monday, March 20, is Miss Carrie Ann Miller, who will talk about Music, Drama, and Rythmf' She will give demonstrations of the above subjects. Speaker Is Scheduled For Aviation Society Meeting Clifford Rosencranz of the Tol- edoTranscontinental air-port will interview and speak to members of the Woodward Aviation socie- ty Tuesday, conference hour, March 21. Mr. Rosencranz will speak on Air Conditions and Air-port Management? , Committee in charge of this program is Ray McCown, Bruce Erhardt, and Harriet Nickelsen. BY SENIORS TONIGHT IN AUDITORIUM Roberta DuMounte And Marvin Trattner Portray Leads In Four-Act Presentation Of x Stage And Screen Renown TONIGHT at 8:15 in the Woodward auditorium the senior class will present Daddy Long-Legs, under the direction of Miss Dorothy M. Warner, adviser of the Senior Dramatic Society. The role of Judy Abbott in this four-act comedy, which is taken from the book of the same name by Jean Webster, starred Ruth Chat- terton in the New York stage presentation and Janet Gaynor and Mary Pickford in the screen productions. Roberta DuMounte plays this part in tonight's performance. Synopsis Of Cast The play opens with a scene in the John Grier Home in which EJudy Abbott revolts against the PLAYS MALE LEAD IN DADDY LONG-LEGS I Marvin. Trattner Marvin Trattner, as' Jervis Pendleton, is portraying the male leadfopposite Roberta DuMounte in the senior class play, Daddy Long-Legs, tonight. Pica Club Head Announces Committee Appointments Edward Jankowski, president of the new Pica club, has an-' nounced the committees for that organization for the remainder of the year. Marion J aworski will serve as chairman ofthe social committee with Leonard Kubicki, Bennie Helmanski, David Dembinski, 'and John Tokes assisting. Geoge Walker is chairman of the program committee and is assisted by Ray Micheles and Charles Thomas. The chairman ofthe election committee is John Baranowicz. Meyer Hoffenblum and George Geordt are his assist- ants. Leonard Letke heads the investigation committee with Stanley Walczak and Joe Maunz the other members. Yes, mam. No, mam. Thank you, mam rule. Jervis Pendle- ton, portrayed by Marvin Tratt- ner, is the wealthy trustee who becomes interested in the girl by her display of spirit and sends her to a girls' college. Judy, not knowing the real name of her guardian, nicknames her bene- factor Daddy Long-Legs. Sallie McBride and Julia Pendleton, enacted by Arla Grodi and Lois Hotz, are her roommates at col- lege. Through visiting his niece, Julia, J erv i s learns to know and love Judy. Complications arise when Judy comes to see her guardian so that he may advise her about marrying Mr. Pendle- ton. ' Others In Cast Margaret Grebe as the matron, Arthur Kaminsky and Fred Slawski as the trustees, and Delores Durbin,F1orence Shames, David Essick fJr.j ,Joy Fingerhut, and Dorothy Graham as the or- phans provide the true atmos- phere of the orphanage. Ruth Dorf in the role of Judy's kind adviser enacts a leading part. Others in the cast are Lilian Greenberg, Paul Landwehr, Ann Ein, Virginia Hugill, Morris Morgan, Edmund Brooks, and Frances Ford. Orchestra To Play The Woodward orchestra under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum will play musical selections during the perform- ance Admission price is twenty- iive cents. Poster and art ad- vertising was provided by the art classes and Mr. O. M. Thomp- son. Costumes were made by Miss Adam's sewing classes. The committee in c h a r g e of arrangements for the play in- cludes Dorothy Shore, chairman, Phyllis Netz, Wilma Jaschke, Anne Essak, Miles Booth, Ruth Boehler, and.Charles Borchardt. Irving Greenspoon and Stanley Wisniewski are property mana- gers. Harold Lange is prompter. Stage sets were built by Frank Daugherty. Usherettes are Edna Riek, Wilma Jaschke, Gertrude Reed and Felicia Mateyunas. .. . Ig .-.:- -. - g.. 'aa-s. L nu. A...7. - la sun.,- ' S XTHE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER P , S F SHE FROM FRIEND. Published and Printed Every School Week by the N N LA S S g Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 . per semester, 5.03 single issue. SENIOR STATISTICS D Three states to the west of us contribute . towards this column this time. The present senior class of 279 started out . . . VVS XXX with Over 800 freshmen. The Bryant Times from Minneapolis, ,,,,M,,.,w,,f2- There are forty-three seniors whose last Mmnesota 0591? thlsi . V xx if H355 names begin with S. I have only Just a minute, rx O tggiere are only eight seniors on the Tattler 0n1y sixty seconds in it, s . TATTLER STAFF Edit0r-in-Chief ,.,,.......,..............,. William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .....,........................ ...... Le Ona Jacobs Business Manager ..........,............... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor ...,................................ Dorothy Shore I Alberta Teall Sport Editors '1 Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ f gasjggelllgtggaggz Humor Editor .................. ........................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader ................ .........,...... C orabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .... ..,...... S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor ...............,......,..... Ethel Dull - Anna Wegener Club Edltofs ' i Robert Ridenour Make-up ......... .................. C hester Matuszak Pressman .....................,.......,........ Edward J ankowski l - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t ud e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational As emblies. HEN the Tattler first announced its program early this school year, each oi the three points it included were not past the planning stage. Now, with three months of the term left, the entire program is being carried out more than satisfac- torily. The Student Council is strongly estab- lished here and results of its work are already evident. Both boys' and- girls' intra- murals are being continued despite finan- cial difiiculties, and a large percentage of the student body takes part in at least one sport. The number of educational assem- b ies has risen from that of former years and still others are being planned. There is yet room for improvement throughout, but the advancement shown is highly pleas- ing. The Tattler does not claim any credit for the success of ' this program. Work con- nected in carrying out these points is vol- untary and not included in the regular cur- riculum. Students and faculty members who have devoted their time to this work deserve recognition t . I EVERY inducement is being made to obtain entrants for the coming Bowl- ing Green exams. Until last year, Wood' ward had won all its inter-scholastic glory in athletics, just recently it has widened its scoep to include scholarship competition. Entrants from this school made a good showing in the test last year, but there is no reason why this cannot be bettered. There are more Dorothys and Roberts in the senior class than any other group with similar first names. More seniors live on Elm, Erie, Lagrange and Hudson streets than any other streets. Twenty-three club presidents are seniors. Dorothy Shore is the youngest, William Reeves, the tallest, Florence Shames, the smallest, Dan Sahadi, the iieetest, Margaret Walker, the daintiest, Pauline Lebovitz, the eblondest, Jerald Blatt, the handsomest, Henry Swan, the neatest, Luella Grossen- bacher, the quietest of the senior class. Phyllis N etz is the only senior girl who will have four letters at the end of the year. Ann Ein has the shortest name of the fourth year students and F 1 O r e n c e- Wojciechowski the longest. l 1 i Leon Zotkow has a faint idea of the rea- son why everyone in the class thought of him when the teacher dictated conceited. L U I Look what I found, smirks Sara Casm A nice, naughty note. Listen. 'A winning way, a pleasant smile, Dressed so neat, but quite in style. She's my sweetheart, I'm her beau, She's my Henrietta, I'm her Joe! 'Shi But it's from J. Szelagowski to H. Welberf' SENIOR SYNONYIVIS: ' Joe Friedman .............................. Little Caesar James Nassar .................... .Soap Box Orator Miles Booth .................... Drug Store Cowboy Kathleen Mugfor .......... Sherlock Holmes, Jr. Ray Jankowski ....... .......... ............ C o rner Cop Marion J aworski .......................... Babe Ruth Ann Essak ................ ....................... Y e Modiste Ruth Dorf ........... .... .......... M i ss Personality Bill Rosenberg ....... ............. S tuart Erwin Harriet Maier ........ ........ ' 'Babe Didrikson Melvin Spencer ............................ Will Rogers Silly.Sally Senior ................... Mickey Mouse That's what we get for having so many S's. If seniors have synonyms they're synonymous which makes us a synonymy. Sorry, Mr. VFiLe1liFter is in conference. See Wagnall and , How long should a man's legs be? queried little Joy Fingerhut of Daddy-Long-Legs Marvin Trattner, during senior play rehearsal. The latter did an a la Lincoln rep1ying, Long enough for him to reach the ground. WHO'S WHO OF sEiiI16Rv1LLE Robert Clark, precise-Virginia Barnes, ir- represible-William Callanan, lackadaisical-- Lucille Deck, dignified--Adam Czech, compet- ent-Norma Burmeister, indiierent-Len Dus- z yn s ki, audacious -- E n i d Howenstine, thorough--Harry Hester, self-sufficient-Ruth Kaiser, capricious-Genevieve M an d e 1 s ki, complacent--Ed Stelnicki, animated--Vi r- ginia Marchant, decisive-Dorothy Morgan, shy-Margaret Purnia, reticent--Abe Shore, steadfast - Erma Mizor, earnest -- Glenn Smith, cheerful-Gertrude Reed, demure -- Dorothy Schuster, enthusiastic - Annie Spencer, gracious--Irene Staskiewicz, serene. t 3 wk ' Dorothy Kaszubiak is the answer to last week's Who's Who. Easy? .'x - J- K' ' Forced upon me--can't refuse it, Didn't seek it-didn't choose it, But it's up to me to use it, I must suffer if I lose it, Give account if I abuse it, Just atiny little minute, But eternity is in itz The Paseo Press from Kansas City, Mo. gives you seniors a little suggestion. Why not make a jig-saw puzzle out of the senior pictures. This would give the seniors something to do until the depres- sion is over. Want to know who is a friend? Lindblom Weekly, Chicago,' Illinpis gives you an answer. When a little boy was asked to define friend he said, A friend is a person who knows all about you and still likes you. Now isn't that true? U I U ' Would you call this geometry? Here is the theorem found in the Parrot, Metamore Illinois. Given-Mary To prove-Mary is a darling 1. Mary is stuck up 2. Stuck up is proud 3. Proud is lofty 4. Lofty is high 5. High is costly 6. Costly is dear 7. Dear is darling Maryis a darling' Q . The Stilletto of Kirksville, Missour states the following- It is reported that more girls have T.B. than boys. This report was submitted by Edna E. Nicholson of the research staff in the National Tuberculosis Association in New York. Between the ages of fifteen and twenty-four more girls fall victim to tuberculosis. TWO-BY-TWO Virginia and Vivian Mayer, Woodward's senior twins, were interviewed this week. These girls disclosed the secret by which they can be distinguished. Now keep this under your hat--Vivian has a mole on her left cheek! Poor little Vivian was almost drowned while swimming last summer, but she decided to stay on earth and go on fooling the world into calling her Virginia. Although the girls are, twins, their favorite dishes do not coincide. Virginia relishes roast pork, while Vivian prefers roast beef I had my picture taken at Cubberly's on a Friday, said Virginia. The next day Vivian walked into the studio. Imagine Mr. Cubberly's embarrass- ment when he was told they are twins, after he had tried to usher Vivian out. Not only do the girls look alike, but they also dress alike, if you have any trouble in telling them apart, just call Twinies, and they will come a'running. . s sw - -i-.Tlx an-,lm .'--silff... .:3f'1 .i5T-if ,1s,', ' '- ' 'ii.. 3ghmi.L-1..'r1:'i':.i.ii whim,-.'4 5 ri ...Qi 'fi.l.ff'iQ4ss.s.':ss.L.sQztQsa4,2::L.eessag::..g . ,,...1.e-1. ,i.g,-e.-1--:.Qn1fa....,.Lgg,g,,,s ll . - A Ms 1-. . .- .-. -- - . .. X X gy- .' . .- kikvk A -. .5,.,,43., .-,,.,k.:- xv, .,., r H 33.7 .,wv?24,: s- '?-i'12-i-:?--- ,,.'1'.'sj-el' - Q qi i t 7 if qxaig.-g:.T,.,, l.-,Lal Y-':...:-in - - A ' ' ' . ' '.'-1.Hx- ...L .' - L -' X' ' . ' 1 ---A -.2.,.- pm, -- N..,.... .-:L - .. .T .. ..,.-..,s, ww., ,,.1,,, , ,. ,Lp .sat ul ... .. .,.. . . . gg,-.1 si sf ,q s-.ia - --. .sbt - --.- H- 3.4. - 4 1 fs P-'Y'- 't'f-' 7 i . .. . .. - . .s.-.- '- .4 - . . 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The team will probably pick a substitute elsewhere. Coach Bevan will use two full teams against his last year club. For forwards he has Jazwicki, Meacham, Kosydar, Corthell and Hiltman. Jurek and Czarcenski will be centers. Davis, Michalak, Birthwright, and Kornowa are the guards. George Kozlowski and Marion Jaworski will oiiiciate the tilt. ........................-...... FRIEDMAN IS CHOSEN PREXY OF NEW CLUB Joe Friedman has been elected president of the newly organized football W club. Other officers are Kraft, vice-presidentg Edwin Ko' kocinski, treasurer, Erwin Oeh- lers, secretaryg and Frank Kata- fiasz, sergeant-at-arms. Only boys who receive a white W for football are eligible for membership. Coaches R o l a n d Bevan and Art Smith are ad- visers. Zetaletheans Finish First In Foul-Shooting Contest The Zetaletheans came out on top in the foul-shooting contest of the intra-mural leagues, with a total of forty-two baskets out of a possible ninety. Freshmen 2 came in a close second with forty points while the Friendship club, third, got thirty-eight baskets. Fourth place was captured by the Inter-Circle squad which made thirty-three baskets. Every team in the intra-mural leagues entered six girls who received fifteen shots. Individual scorers who were the highest are as follows: Alberta Teall, Friendship club, twelve points. Dorothy Smolinski, Zets, came out second with eleven points. Third highest scorer was Ruth Barrie, Freshmen 2, who got ten points. Thelma Brown, Friendship, made nine baskets. E G.A.L. Receives Invitation Members of the Girls' Athletic League received a note from the girls' W club of Waite high school inviting them to be pre- sent at the dance, Saint Pat's Pr-ance , to be given in Waite's gymnasium, March 17, from 2:30 to 4:30 o'clock. Admission is ten cents. K - , V N --.-. J... if-Q... a- . .'-. - - .- 1 ' - L ' '-: i'-- L' -' W big., . ,,..x. ,,g.f M. . .. COMMERCE SQUAD WINS CLUB CROWN I n t r a-Mural Championship Decided By Second Half Rally Putting on a last half rally the Commerce club defeated the Sen- ior Hi-Y and gained the inter- club basketball crown in a nip and tuck game last Monday. The final score was 14-11. Both clubs went through their respective seasons without a sin- gle defeat and it was only after Jurek located the hoop for two points that the winner was de- cided. The Hi-Y boys jumped into an early lead but Kubacki sank two over head shots as the half end- ed giving the Commercial boys a 7-6 advantage. Kubacki, Jurek, X and Zaremb- ski each scored four points to lead their team, while George Fraser, with five points, led the losers. Kenneth Bauman was in charge of the affair. Summary Commerce G. F. TP. Senior Hi-Y G. F' TP. Pawlicki 0 0 0 Borchardt 1 0 2 Kubacki 2 0 4 Fraser 2 1 5 Jurek 1 2 4 Suszka 0 0 0 Kokocinski 1 0 2 Michalak 1 1 3 Zarembski 2 0 4 Monte 0 1 1 , Total 5 2 14 Total 4 3 ll IN TRA-MURAL TILTS Irvin Pawlicki and Marion J aworski led the post graduates in a 8-0 victory over the Juniors in an inter-class game played last Tuesday. Joe Szwader's and Walter Pluto's passing stood out for the losing quintet. O l l The seniors defeated the soph- omores l0-8 last Monday. Joe Szelagowski and Ralph Michalak, with four and three points res- pectively, starred for the win- ners. 7 Louis Kukiela and Joe Grzy- winski paced the losers. GIRLS' STANDING Girls' intra-mural basketball standings at the end ofthe season in both leagues are as followsg Inter-club W L T Pct. Zets ............................................ 6 1 .858 Inter-Circle ........ . ........... 6 1 .858 Boosters ............. ............ 5 1 1 .830 Friendship ......... .......... . .4 2 1 .796 Wildfire ........,...... . ........... 3 4 .441 French ............ ............ 2 5 .286 Latin ....... ......... ............ 1 6 .147 Pericleans ........... ............ 0 7 .000 Inter-Class Sophs ................... ............ 6 1 .858 Juniors ............ .. .......... 6 1 .858 Seniors ..... ...... . ............ 4 3 .573 Fresh 11 .......... ........... . 4 3 .573 Fresh V .......... ........ .... 4 3 .573 Fresh 1 ............ ...... ...... 3 4 .429 Fresh 111 .................................. 1 6 .147 Fresh 1V .................... .............. O 7 .000 Sophomore team is the cham- pion of both leagues defeating the Zets who came in second. Third and fourth places go to the Inter- Circle. and . Junior teams respectively. Q ' r .. X- int. ,-...-.-1 .- ' ANNUAL TATTLER FOUL SHOOTING CONTEST TO BEGIN NEXT MONDAY up Free Copy Of Saga-Tattler Is Prize To Be Awarded To Each Winner In Boys' And Girls' Competitiong Coupon Below S THIRD annual foul shooting contest will be sponsored by the Tattler with the cooperation of the gym instructors starting March 20 and continuing through March 23. There will be two separate contests, one for the boys and one for the girls, and the winner in each will be presented? a copy of the Saga-Tattler. The I L.-. .1 .i'. ' .1-nf' . Boys' and girls' gym instruct- ors have been teaching their pu- pils the art of foul shooting in classes. In the past the Tattler contest has created interest among the students and with the help given by the physical ed de- partment it should be the best one ever held. The game between the present varsity basketball team and the future team should be a real con- test. During the regular season the lightweight team, now known as the future varsity, gave the varsity some tough games dur- ing practice and with the addi- tion of some other material should make it an interesting game to watch. I Q U There is also a possibility of the former varsity and future varsity grid teams meeting. A bait casting club will soon be organized. The boys are taught the art of casting a fig ounce plug. Last year the club was under the direction of Homer Hanham. li Q I Twenty entrants have thus far signified their intentions of join- ing the wrestling class under the direction of Bennie Wexler. The wrestlers will hold an inter- class tournament, the opening date to be March 27. Finals will be held during conference hour with no charge to spectators. Although the track team dropped its meet to Scott by a large margin, Art Smith has high hopes for his boys in the future. The boys are working hard and promise a noticeable improvement in the- next meet. Golf Tryouts To Pratice At Wilson Park This Year Tryouts for the golf team have been granted the use of Wilson Park for practicing. Wet and cold weather has h a mpe r e d the golfers from showing their stuff. Coach Howard Phipps has not yet picked the teams. None of the tryouts are sure of a po- sition on the team as there is a month before the team enters scholastic competition. - . ,- 5 'i : ., Y M J following rules were adopted by the physical ed department and representatives of the TattlerL 1 Contestants will be allowed to enter only with the entry coupon below. 2 Any girl may enter the con- test. 3 3 Boys who have played on the varsity or reserve squads will not be allowed to enter. 4 Members of the Tattler staff E and the fourth hour Journal- ism class are ineligible. sent coupon below to his re- spective gym instructor dur- ing his gym period either Monday, Tuesday, or Wed- nesday. 6 Each contestant will shoot twenty fouls and the highest ten in each division will enter the finals. 7 The finals will be held con- gelrence hour Thursday, March 8 Finalists will shoot twenty foul shots and the total of the forty shots will decide the winner. . 9 Students who do not take gym and want to enter the contest must get in touch with their respective gym teacher. All you have to do is to fill out the coupon below with your name and gym instructor. Leave the space marked Noi of Fouls blank. During any of your gym pe- riods on the days designated in rule 5 give your gym instructor the coupon and he or she will record your count. Name .............. ....... Gym Instructor ........ No. of Fouls .................................. LaGrange School Student Wins Foul-Shooting Meet flfqgf ix 1 . M-af-. 4-. - ' - iii .-ss: ,left Q k..4 .. QA: MN, 9 T t gl:-A ' XE - 1 f i-.viii .,,.- gr.. is . -O-.vi N- . I I iii' . -X A 4 , ,iv 1 -fi, 4' . . yi., 5 Each participant must pre-il ifra- tri ' ' 'Ea-5, . ...pg -.nf-ev Q ii- - ig . - 'A- . .,'-lv.-.s ,Ti ff I A Q., t.-X .. p ef . -,S 8 .lk 9 .:-- we-, ..-8 . ..,4 XA. -. ff- '1 .. '5 i A foul shooting contest in which 125 boys from nine grade schools participated was held in the boys' gym Saturday morning. Manuel Zelus, eighth grade student at LaGrange school, with 28 throws out of 40, won the tournament. Schools partici- pating in the meet were Spring Jr. High, Hamilton, LaGrange, Riverside, Stickney, Sherman, Webster, Parkland, and Chase. Art Smith supervised the meet. I-Ie was assisted ,by 25 high ,school leaders. ' A . p , s -.J--1. ., , ,gm ., g ,. .,,.. - - r. . -. r.. -5 - . .- . - -as -.4 N-.-' .. .E- nw .S- -bb .-:cg .. ,Qtr . A .Tris 1r ? Ml fr . ,sa x vi i i-ff? THE WOODWARD TATTLER f... .L .,,,.Y.J-gr INTERNATIONAL CLUB LETTERS DISPLAYED Woodward Students Write To Correspondents In Twelve Nations Foreign correspondence, car- ried on by members of the Wood- ward International club, will be on exhibition in the display next week. Woodward students have un- seen friends in France, Germany, Poland, England, India, Japan, New Zealand, Hungary, Finland, Holland, Belgium, and Luxem- bourg. Besides the exchange of letters, pictures, snapshots, pho- tographs, and school papers are also being sent. Many gifts have been received by club members. German cake and candy was sent to Enid Howenstine while Sharon Leibo- vitz received a box of French candy. A Japanese letter written on typical Japanese writing pa- per with w r i ting brush was mailed in a hand painted enve- lope to Leona Jacobs by a college student in Yokohama. James Hope corresponds with New Zea- land, and Nellie Flaum and Mary Ellen DuMounte write to far-away India. Miss Curtis and Nellie Flaum have charge of the International club display. ARTICLE CORRECTED The article appearing in last week's Tattler to the eifect that the Vernon McCune Post of the American Legion was offering a scholarship at the University of Toledo was incorrect. A special notice from T. G. Keller, director of physical education, announced that for four years the Post offered such a scholarship at the University but found that there was little interest in theme w ritin gg consequently, last year the committee decided to substitute for the scholarship a library fund for the University. This Went into effect in 1932 and will continue until further notice. The value of the scholarship has now been given to buying books on citizenship. Student Paints Portrait Marcel Olender, art student, painted a portrait to be used in the senior play, portraying the fictitious brother of Daddy Long-Legs. Marvin 'IH'attner, who plays the role of Daddy Long-Legs, posed for the picture, which was done in pastel. Students Hear Bird Talk On Thursday evening March 16, at 8 p.m. thirty pupils from Woodward, accompanied by Miss G. Cronk, Miss M. Boyles, and Mrs. M. O'Brien heard Jack Mi- nor at the Chamber of Commerce building talk on birds. 1 UNDER THE TATTLER TORCH LIGHT Miss Amie Miller, junior and senior girls' supervisor and Philo Dunsmore, adviser of junior and senior boys are the subjects of this week's column. Miss Miller, who has been as- sociated with W o o d w a r d , fo r t w e lv e years, teaches geometry in herclassroom, tending to all her extra-cur- ricular activi- ties with the upper-classmen. She graduated from Old Central High, and then attended the Toledo Uni- versity. Majoring in mathe- matics, she went to Harvard and at present is completing her work at Ann A1 bor necessary to obtain her master's degree. She is very much interested in girls, patient and helpful in guiding them over the stumbling blocks, so prevalent in the rou- tine of school life. Kindly, be- nevolent, and jovial, she makes an especially valuable friend and instructor. Philo Dunsrnore, has been a member of the faculty of i Wo o d W a r d for fourteen years. In 1916, after graduat- i n g f r o m M i c h ig an State Normal College, he re- s Ceived his B. Mr. Dunsmore Miss Miller A. degree. His M. A. degree has been acquired at Toledo Uni- versity. During the World War Mr. Dunsmore spent t h ir t e e n months in France as a buck private in the rear rank. Working in his garden during the summer or reading a good book under a shady tree on. a drowsy afternoon gives him great pleasure. Daddy Long-Legs To-night, besides at-U I WORKERS BEHIND - SCENES INVISIBLE Much Extra Work Necessary To Put Over Class Production When the audience witnesses the performance of Daddy Long- Legs tonight, it will see the ar- tistic stage arrangements, the action of the performers, the bright lights, the gaietyg it will hear the charming lines and dia- logue, but it will not see or hear the labors of those who work be- hind the scenes. Invisible are the hours Miss Dorothy M. Warner, director, has devoted to the play the last two months. Invisible too, the cares of Dorothy Shore, chairman of the committee, who has had charge of ticket sales and techni- calities other than those of the stage. The large amount of pub- licity is due to the efforts of Phyllis Netz, and to the coopera- tion of Miss June Anderson's art classes and O. M. Thompson who made the posters. The scene has often shifted to Room 206 where Hugh Montgomery and the printing classes have made the tickets and programs, and to the electrical shop where A. R. Bitter and Charles- Borchardt have planned the lighting effects. Friday night will iind Stanley Wisniewski and Irvin Green- spoon unseen to the audience, but they will be backstage han- dling the properties just the same. Behind or in the scenes, it matters not, the joy that one derives from working on a dra- matic production finds all concerned well repaid--actors, director, stage crew, everyone. Contestants Exempt Woodward students who compete in the Bowling Green scholarship examinations May 6 will be exempt from final exams in the subject which they represent. E. L. Clark has charge of contestants, who will be selected by the process of elimination. Class Activities Reviewed The class of '33 has been an ex- tremely active class, extra-curric- ularly speaking, since it first made its debut in class alfairs. VVhen sophomores, the class sponsored a matinee dance, a movie, the one act play, What Love Can Do, which was di- rected by Miss Marie J. Dooring, and a very successful Sophomore Strut. In their junior year, the ac- tivities were started by the Junior Kid party in December. In February the J-Hop built around a valentine motif drew lmembers of the class together. April 22 saw the presentation of the sparkling three-act comedy of American home life, Apple- sauce, under the direction of Miss Anne Wetterman. Last semester seniors got ac- quainted at the Hick party. The four-act comedy, Daddy Long-Legs, which is to be given tonight under the direction of Miss Dorothy Warner is another of their achievements. Then fol- low the Senior Prom, May 13, the banquet, May 315 baccalaure- ate service, June 11, and the cli- i max--Commencement, June 15. SOPHOMORE CLASS PLAY IS REVIEWED Once in A Palace is Great Successg Cast Shows Much Promise Extra! Entire cast oi Once in a Palace blinded when King Barrie removes shirt. Surprised curtain stops in amazemement giving Ragged Tailor Worshtil a chance to kiss Princess Dear One land what a dear.j Ruth Kaminsky, that little sophomore, certainly can do big things. To you who desire to increase your slang vocabulary, Hot Scallions is the latest, starting in sophomore class and now sweeping the whole school. Little Ben Schall had the soph- omores worried when he failed to show up for the last rehear- sals of Once in a Palace, but he was Hnally found tucked away in a corner of the make-up kit. The most important thing is to announce that the presentation was a great success. Colorful pe- riod costumes, smooth perfor- mances by smooth performers, good direction, a delightful play, and eiiicient work by an ambi- tious production staff merit the congratulations and good wishes of the entire school. --The Critic. Tattler Staii' Will Present Three-Act Comedy April 27 Hot Copy, a three act play depicting the ins and outs of life in a newspaper office, will be given Thursday, April 27, during third and fourth hours. Roles for this play are to be taken by mem- bers ofthe Tattler staff. Admis- sion is 25 cents. Free tickets will be given to those who have completed their payments on a semester's sub- scription to the Tattler of thirty cents before this date. r Stationer's Desk Moved To f 'South Hall On Second Floor The stationer's desk has been moved to the south corridor on the second iioor in accordance with the theory voiced by Princi- pal C. C. LaRue that having a schools' supply station -on the north side of the building was like having a house for rent on a vacant street. S. B. Crouse's classes construct- ed the cabinet, which will be in charge of Joe Friedman and Woodrow DeShetler. I Orchestra To Repeat Woodward orchestra will pre- sent the same concert which was givenulast Tuesday evening next Tuesday, March 21, during second and third hours for those stu- dents wishing to attend. Admis- sion price will be ten cents. The concert is under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum. Constantly Consistently Constructive Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, March 24, 1933 n WOODW, KD T ,TTLER No. 23 CLUB HERE PLANS RADIO BROADCAST DeVilbiss And Woodward will Co-operate In Joint Air Program . International Clubs all over the world on May 18 will broad- cast over radio stations in their respective countries to celebrate International Good-Will Day. DeVilbiss and Woodward clubs will give a joint radio program from three to four o'clock over W. S. P. D. Mr. Pasquier and Mary Alice Miller of DeVilbiss and Miss Adrienne Curtis and Nellie Flaum of Woodward are in charge of arrangements. Cabinets of both organizations will meet at DeVilbiss the first week in April to plan the pro- gram. Voice test will be held for club members at W. S. P. D. or in A. R. Bitter's room. Student Council Confines Initiations Into Single Week Student Council has passed a bill concerning club initiations which will go into effect next year. R All initiations shall be held be- fore school and during lunch peri- ods. No form of initiation will be allowed in the classrooms. First semester initiations will be held the second week in October, and second semester, the third week in February. Miss Mary Barnes and Vernon Alberstett are advisers. Bob Mitchell is president. Principal C. C. LaRue approves the idea and thinks it is a time-saving plan. Speaking Cast Chosen For French Club Puppet Show Cast for The Three Bears, the first of a series of puppet shows to bepresentedentirely inFrench, has been chosen. Those speak- ing roles are Milton Kimmelman, father bear, Julia Bennett, moth- er bearg Frances Dunn, baby bear, Joan Elmer, Goldilocks. Students operating the puppets are Fern Strigow, Annette Veller, Bertha J akcsy, and Sanford Schwartz. The property committee is com- posed of Chester J anstrenski and Sanford Schwartz. 7 Members Make Baskets Easter baskets are being made by the Junior Friendship club at their regular meetings. Mem- bers are furnishing the contents for these baskets which will be given to children in Toledo hos- pitals. Ruth Schaffnit heads the committee in charge of the dis- tribution. STUDENTS ACTIVE IN WORK ON PLAY Furniture Of Period Being Hunted In Attics, Store Rooms When isa student not a stu- dent? The answer is when he is a property m a n a g e r. James Damas, who occupies this impor- tant, yet seldom glorified, posi- tion on the production staff of Little Women , is making a diligent search for props suit- able for a room in the 60's. Attics are being explored and store rooms ransacked so thoroughly that already several chairs and small tables have been procured and a real old-fashioned organ will soon grace the set. To add to the charm of the period furniture, Marie Rokicki, costume m a n a g e r, announces that the costumes have nearly all been completed and are fairly ac- curate reproductions of styles as they were in the days of our great grandparents. Many hours have been spent on lighting, bringing out important scenes by the use of spots, and obtaining delight- ful effects by ingeniously placed floodlights. Make-up is practiced after school, both boys and girls trying their hands at the work, under the supervision of Edna Wenz and Jane Staiger. As drama is a synthesis of all the theatre arts, so Little4 Women is being carefully de-7 veloped to present an ensemble effect. There are no star parts, yet each character stands out distinctly individual, a creation worked out from a ,thoughtful study of the story as written by Louisa Mae Alcott, the play, and conversation of each character. .1i....-.....i.., Periclean Society To Hold Tea, Proceeds To Buy Book Periclean Literary society will give a tea this afternoon in the library for its members. The com- mittee in charge, headed by Mae McKnight, chairman, assisted by Lilian Greenberg, Jean Mathie, and Mary Louise Vance, hav e arranged a social period to fol- low. Admission of five cents will be charged and the proceeds will be used to purchase the book, Larry, by Larrimore Cooper, which will be given to the school library. -Miss Louise Tippett is adviser of the club. Staff To Present Play Where But In America, a one-act play, will be given by members of the library staff' Wednesday, March 29. The cast includes Julia Bennett, Thelma Kehrer, and Joan Adele Elmer. Marjorie Devlin is in charge. ACTIVE WOOD WARD FACULTY MEMBER A. R. Bitter A. R. Bitter as electrical in- structor is one of' the most ac- tive faculty members at Wood- ward. He has had charge of the installation of the public address system and is giving voice tests .to International club members desiring to take part in its radio program. Indiana Y Secretary Talks To Boys On Racial Relations Leo M. March, secretary of the Indiana Y.M.C.A., spoke on Racial Relationship, to the members of the Senior Hi-Y, last Tuesday, at their meeting held at the colored branch. The speaker said, The white boy is the brother of the colored boy, the only differences are in their physical features. After the discussion which fol- lowed the speech, the Woodward boys were given the gym for one hour and the pool was at their disposal. Edmund Brooks and Ralph Boyd, two of the colored boys in the Hi-Y,were in charge of arrang- ing the meeting. Inter-Club Council To Hear Home Economics Teacher Miss Blanche Hazelton, home economics teacher, will speak on etiquette at the Senior- Inter- club Council to be held Monday, March 27th, at the Y. W. C. A. A question box with discussion will follow the talk. Definite date for the city-wide Friendship Banquet was set for Tuesday, April 4, at 6:30 P. M. at the Y, W. C. A. Mary Troutman and Julia Bennett are Woodward representatives on the commit- tee of arrangements. Members Of Art Klan Will Hold Invitational Program An invitational picture pro- gram will be held in the audito- rium the Q first week in April by the Woodward Art Klan. Pic- tures of great masters studied by the Art Klan will be enlarged and projected upon the screen while one of' the members of the club will discuss the art. Evelyn Hamilton, president of the Art' Klan, is in charge of the arrangements. WORK PROGRESSES ON SAGA-TATTLER Editorial, Business Ends Of Work is Nearing Completion . Work on the Saga-Tattler, which will be distributed to the student body in June, is being completed by the staff, as the annual goes to press April 1. Marvin Trattner, b u s i n e s s manager, reports that 365 sales have been made to date, with Miss Dorothy Bardo's home room leading the school in class per- centage. Julia Bennett is rep- resentative of this room. In the Saga will appear 240 senior pictures, 28 club pictures, and 9 teachers' groups. In addition to the former contents of the book, group pictures of the Junior, sophomore, and freshman classes will also appear on their respective pages. April 14 is the date set for final Saga p a y m e n t s. Seniors will receive their books at the senior banquet. Remaining books will be distributed to underclassmen the following Monday. Committee Members Make Decorations For Soph Dance Posies are being made by the flowers of the sophomore class to decorate the ballroom for the Spring Frolic to be given April 27. Mary Ellen DuMonte, Dorothy Hall, Pauline Harter, Sharon Liebovitz, Thelma Kehrer, and Molly Meerkreb, members of the committee, are working on these iiowery decorations. V ir g i n i a Stackowitz, chairman, supervises the manufacturing of the flowers to make sure the girls do not pass them out for the boy friend's button-hole. l.-1.-1111. Senior Girls Hear Talk On Music, Drama, And Rhythm Expression and rhythm give everyone poise. There isn't any- one born without rhythm, were the thoughts expressed in Miss Carrie Ann Miller's talk on music, drama, and rhythm. s Miss Louise Gates, the speaker for next Monday, March 27, will discuss Phases of Secretarial Work and will emphiasze the need of general education for most occupations. Club Planning Party Social Science Club is making preparations for a party, for club members only, to be held April 7 at Riverside Shelter House from 7:30 to 11:30. Variety of games will be played and re- freshments served. Tilma Roloff, general chairman, is being as- sisted by.Eleanor Runge, James Nassar, and Ray Anderson. ' . v .vc s .,: ...., - .- I THE woonwARD TAITLER s THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS ROVING REP6RT Published and Printed Every School Week by the ' Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. , I KX .X i lllllllllb 'i TATTLER STAFF . Editor-in-Chief ............................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .................. .................. Le one Jacobs Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor .......................................... :.M8PlB Swaya Feature Editor ..,....... .......... ................ D 0 rothy Shore . . I Alberta Teall Sport Edltors ........-...-.----------------' -I Marion Jaworski . . ' j Matthew Oblaza ASS1Sl',al'lli SPOIT Ed1l70l'S ------------ I Alvina Piesiewicz Humor Editor ........................................ ...... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .....,.............................. Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor .,... .......,....................... E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Editors ' ' iRobert Ridenour Make-up ....... ........,.... C hester Matuszak Pressman .......... .....,. .,....... E d ward J ankowski - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. I Mr' Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin, Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya.. THE TA'I'I'LER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. Q More Frequent Educational Assemblies. THE senior class play last Friday was a ' success any way one looks at it. Finan- cially, the attendance would be a credit to any project at this time. As entertainment value, the opinions of the audience will vouch for its success. As practical experi- ence, we have no doubt but what everyone connected benefited by the work. Hard work by the play committee and the cast, with Miss Warner directing, over a six-week period was responsible for the success of the production. Co-operation, too, of everyone from the senior who sold an extra ticket to the director, helped put it over. These two essentials are necessary for the achievement of any plan. The senior class should be complimented on its abil- ity to get them. O l 0 IN AN effort to stir up trade, the sta. tioner's desk has moved to its new location opposite the. cafeteria, where it is ve much in evidence instead of its ry . comparative isolation at the old spot. We wish it success at its new place of business. U U I THE weather that arrived with spring Tuesday does not give students chances for the notorious spring fever. It looks as if the teachers will get a few more days of work from their pupils before the well known day dreams set in. All the faculty hopes is that this prolonged delay will not fesult in a concentrated revolt on work ater. A , By Mr. LaRue ff- On March 20, at 8:43 P. M., Spring ofiicially began. This had been cal- ls culated months ahead. There was no moratorium on its opening. Every- one knew positively that it was so, g and no amount of blustery cold Weather could shake the confidence of the average citizen in the ultimate coming of warm weather, buds, ilowers,and songbirds. This is merely one of the 'ordinary phases of nature. Calmly and immutably the cycle ofthe seasons rolls around from spring to succeed- ing spring. It is this sureness of the happening of cer- tain phenomena in Nature upon which man has built the fabric of his whole existence. His seed time and harvest follow the roll of the seasons, and disaster is the certain reward pf one who attempts to run counter to nature's aws. . What a splendid thing if man in his deal- lIlgS with his fellow creatures could catch the vision of unvarying confidence that all of us have in nature. Bountiful, kind, never self seeking, she favors all alike who keep her laws. But we fail to see and we never learn the lesson, since the image of self stands in the way. This is the root of all our ills. The thousand years of peace can never come un- til the selfish motives animating the minds and .hearts of men give way to finer ideals of service. , X s. . . . I xxx J OFF 'N N IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING WOOD- WARDITES You've seen all the seniors thrilled over Daddy Long-Legs big success. Lester Stram and his weakness-red ties. Janet Maseman and her fondness-puffed sleeves. Earl Kosbak and his pet--blue sweater. If you see red it's Hattie Mareskig green, Charlotte Essickg blue, Alice Marscheider, black, Olga Brodeckig brown, Ruth Paisie- otherwise it's your temper, your jealousy, your temperament, or your unshined shoes. I F I GOOD AT POSING? If you have a Grecian nose, l For second year artists you should pose, If you're short, or fat, or thin, You're just the model they'll take in. If your profile steals the show, Don't hesitate, but let them knowg If you're blessed with roguish eyes, In you their dreamls' they'll realize. or Tlgayge scouring the study halls, trying to n Some interesting person who won't mind Posing. So here's your chance, don't despair If some odd little person beats you there. l i I If you see Gladys Williams and Willard Bonham talking together it's probably about the big affair the Spanish club is sponsoring at the Park-Roe Town Club--if you hear Sam Schall and Henry Nichpor throwing slams at each other it's just to get in character for Hot Copy --If you get a chance to taste some ofthe cooking classes' concoctions try Frank Urban- ski's art---if you smell something funn? around the chemistry classes it is probab y Helen Binkowski mixing the wrong formulas--if you're touchy donit touch things in biology says Caroline Haddad. . t'..' .X --- . 1 -.- f. -. -. .. , - . :-.1 . -. . ,- -- . . . . ...nw -. .-. Choosing at random, here are some of the answers wereceived to the question, What do you think of combining the J- Hop and Senior Prom? Freshman- I think the Junior and Senior Proms should be given together because it then can be a big affair given outside of school a in the Commodore Perry. I don't believe the seniors have enough money to have their prom alone with a successful result. --Virginia Stewart. So homore-- I do not think the Junior and Senior Proms should be held together. It might economize for both, but I also con- sider that the Senior Prom is one of the most prominent occasions in a student's life, and that the juniors will have their chance to share in this enjoyment next year. -Janet Maseman. Junior- I think that the J-Hop and the Senior Prom should be held together. There would be a larger crowd and the dance would be held out of schoo1. -- Chester Plicinski. . Senior- It has always been the custom for every senior class to have a Senior Promg therefore it is my suggestion to carry this through as a senior project, for are not seniors entitled to higher things? Every senior looks forward to this event, because it is the last thing to remember in one's school year. Have the Senior Prom alone and issue a welcome to all those that want to attend. --Clyde DeShetler. Faculty Member- I feel that a com- bined Senior and Junior Prom would be unwise as a permanent policy, because it seems only fair to give each class an opportunity to provide its own social at- mosphere for that function. However, due to the financial condition of the average student at this time, I would congratulate the two classes for such an emergency measure as long as conditions demand it. It' would be a most considerate thing to both students and parents. - Vernon Alberstett. Jimmy-What is the best way to pre- vent water from coming into the house? John--Don't pay your water tax.-York High Weekly, York, Pa. . U U U Jack---I know a man who shaves every 15 minutes and still has a beard. Jill-Impossible. Jack--Of course not. He's a barber.- Westport Crier, Kansas City, Mo. .........1i.--1-. TWO-BY-TWO Woodward's most modest twins, Flor- ence and William Alpert, seniors, are the subjects of this week's interview. These twins are the exception to the fact that all twins are exactly alike for they are almost as different as day and night. On the other hand one can tell that they are brother and sister by one glance at their black hair and eyes. Florence, Bashie to her. friends, is taller than her brother William Knick- named Patchy J. Despite the fact that they do not look alike, the duo relishes the same food, with the exception of cake, and enjoy the same sports but differ in dancing.. . When looking for one you are bound to iind the other not very far away, for they both chum around with the same crowd. I I '. .- . 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K ' .ff . is ' ' ifizifl-'I 5 if 'S THEMWOODWARDTAATTLER ' ' I F A BASKETBALL FIVES CLASH FOR HONORS Seniors Meet Next Year's Varsity. Team, Reserve Quintets Play V The annual present and future basketball game was held in the gymnasium today during third and fourth hours, too late for results to be published. The varsity team used Bill Reeves at the pivot position, Stan Szczepanik and Vic lsenstein at forwards, and Joe Friedman and Tom Harvey at the guard berths. In order to assure followers a good game, Coach Bevan used his strongest line-up from the following meng J azwicki, Meach- am, Corthell, Kosydar, and Hilt- man at forwards. Jurek and Czarcenski were given the job of holding the high-scoring Reeves. Davis, Michalak, Kornowa, and Birthwright divided the guard duties. Homer Hanham's future light- weights played the last year's seconds in the preliminary. Red Cross Representative Demonstrates Life Saving . Charles Morgan, head exam- iner of the American Red Cross, handled Homer Hanham's and Art Smith's classes last Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Mr. Morgan demonstrated resuscita- tion, commonly known as first aid or life saving. Although the students have been taught methods of first aid, new systems arise every year. Occasions may arise where this knowledge will be useful. Resus- citation can be used in the cases of drowing or asphyxiation. INTER-CLASS STANDINGS As a result of the playoffs held last Monday, the seniors topped the league standings. Team W. L. Pct. Seniors 4 1 .800 Post Graduates 3 2 .600 Sohomores 3 2 .600 Juniors 2 3 .400 Freshmen 0 4 .000 Although the freshman club failed to get a win, the first year boys were hard to beat by all the other clubs. Miss Hazelton To Speak Etiquette at all times will be the subject Miss Blanche Hazelton will discuss at the Senior Friendship Inter-club Council, Monday, at the Y.W.C.A. Supper will be served by the Libbey high school club. All mem- bers of the Senior Friendship cabinet are invited. Fountain Pens Numerous I Two hundred and twenty-nine envelopes containing old foun- tain pens were turned.-in by students. The new pens, which are to be given for two old ones, will arrive in ten days. . -. .sf ,. .. Iii. M. c. A INTER-CLASS TITLE IS WON BY SENIORS Post-Graduates Trounced In Championship Gameg Sophomores Win Seniors t r o u n c e d the post graduates I1-1 for the champion- ship of the inter-class basketball league last Monday. Joe Szelagowski and Ralph Michalak were the big guns, gar- nering five field goals between them. Irwin Pawlicki was the high point man for the 'P. G.'s scoring a free throw in the iinal minutes of play. The score at the half was 7-0. John Zarembski a n d Stan Szczepanik otliciated the champ- ionship tilt. SOPHS DEFEAT JUNIORS Coming up from behind, the sophomores defeated the juniors 8-6 in the playoff for third place. Joe Grzywinski and Kubicz paced the winning team. Leonard Szymorowski and Walter Pluto stood out for the losers. The core at the half was 62 in favor of the juniors. INTRA-MURAL BITS Sinking 24 field goals out of a possible 50, the T a t tl e r Staff took the lead on the inter-club goal shooting contest. Bill Rosen- berg and Henry Nichpor totaled 12 out of the 24 goals. Electrical club, with 22 out of 50, is in second plape. The French club has undis- puted first place in the foul shoot- ing contest, sinking 29 f r e e throws out of 50. Alex Margy and Fred Hanna led the team's scor- mg. Jack Lockert and Bob Mitchell topped the Senior Hi-Y's scoring. The quintet s::ored'28 out of 50. In the girls' inter-class and inter-club, six teams are tied for first place. Senior, Sophomore, Junior, Friendship, Booster, and Zet teams have won all their games. Puzzles Made In Biology Something novel in the way of jig-saw puzzles is being made by students of Miss Grace Cronk's Biology classes. Minor Eyres and Earl Sommers of the sixth hour class have prepared puzzles illustrating the anatomy of a clam 'and fish, respectively. The picture is done in India Ink on white paper and this is mounted on wood which makes a very strong durable jig-saw. Woodshop Classes Busy ' S. B. Crouse's classes are busily engaged in making ping pong and canoe paddles. The ping pong addles are being made for the . BEAR r crs Boys taking gym and using the large lockers in the dressing room will be surprised to know that a fine of five cents will be placed on the violators. The large lockers are to be used for the b0ys' street clothes only and the lock is to be removed after the gym period. Some boys have left their locks on the large lockers and deprive other boys of their use. The gym instructors have been very lenient with the violators in the past, but the condition is such that they must do some- thing. They plan to remove all locks on the large lockers, take out the contents, and charge the owner five cents for the return of his outfit. Boys who have scratched out the numbers on the back of the lock to prevent the instructors from getting the combination will be interested to know that the locks will be sawed off. Homer Hanham snd Art Smith both join in saying We hope the boys will realize they are keeping others from taking gym, and they will do the right thing without any drastic ac- tion. Tryouts For Tennis Team Practice.Regularly In Gym Ten boys, tryouts for the tennis team, have been practic- ing regularly in the boys' gym. Bill Reeves, Carl Monto, Norman Meilink, and Charles Borchardt will probably make the first four men on the team with the other two members being chosen from the rest of the squad. Ralph Bradley and Louis Boz- man, former Woodward stu- dents, are assisting Raymond Lowry in coaching the racquet Welders. ' Smith, Hanham Visit 1 Art Smith and Homer Hanham, gym instructors, were guests at DeVilbiss high school last Mon- day and Tuesday, respectively. The purpose of their visit was to see how other gym teachers carry on their classes and to n o t i c e the various programs offered. Oral Reports Are Now Made Easy Through Novel Idea Clyde.VanTassel has a means of making the subject of oral reports easy for the timid stu- dents in his Economic Geography classes. Students wishing to use this method go into a small closet at the rear of the room and speak through a microphone. The loud- speaker installed in the room makes it possible for everyone to hear. This convenience was put up through the courtesy of A. R. . r - Bitter, and his electrical, classes. MAT TOURNAMENT TO START MONDAY B o y s Classified According To Chart Drawn Up ' By Ben Wexler 1.-i I First annual wrestling tourn- ament will be held during the next week with the initial per- formances starting Monday dur- .ing conference hour. . Boys will be classified accord- ing to weight on the chart drawn up by Ben Wexler, student in- structor, who is in charge of the boys. Ben has secured outside wrestlers to give the novices some pointers. ' Points will be given to the boys as follows: one for entering, two for each victory, five if he loses in the final, and ten if he wins the finals. Plans are being made to admit students to the matches free of charge. . . Indoor Baseball To Be Next Major Sport In Intra-Murals Indoor baseball will be the next major sport on the intra-mural program. Managers are already, beginning to get their eyes on the possible candidates. . There has been a great interest in indoor baseball in the past and according to popularity that sport ranks with the other games already played this year. Last year Paul Thomae's ma- chine shop team won the intra- mural crown after a very hard season. This year's games should be even tougher, it is indicated. Handball Is Next Sport On g Boys' Intra-mural Program Handball was announced as the next sport on the boys' intra- mural program. Inter-club games will start sometime during the next week. Sixteen clubs will enter two men each in the doubles of the round robin tournament. The inter-class tourney has not been decided on as yet Aeronautics Society Elects ' Officers For Rest Of Year At a special meetimg held con- ference hour last Monday, the Aeronautics society elected Mar- garet Paulsen as president for the remainder of this semester and next year. Harriet Nicholson was elected 'vice president and Gretchen Paulsen, secretary-treasurer. --n-1.-.-l Classes Study Model Miss Blanche Hazelton has ob- tained a minature in paper of the model kitchen which the General Electric Company is advertising. Miss Hazelton's classes are studying the model from both the view ofthe research men who composed the electrical devices which are displayed and that of a housekeeper who must -save 'steps.e 0 s - Q .. 1 . i : , E Q 3 ,Jag-:ir-,,-,I-R -mm, ,- 2,3-,r - fl .I-'.z-..::-Plas:-Q.:-ng: .-Li... fda ' - f 'A J fa:sa11a:f,11'k'i.-,a.s.-s-a-ka-sr..:Aw:nag-eb'-,s.5f3-.fe-,..i..f:x'!..: v,J1:.uaCk6a.-arg.:lsiq,3.,i-Saws-:.SaL 4 THE WQODWARD TATTLER i STUDENTS TO HAVE CHARGE OF STORE Sears-Roebuck Turns Over Management To High School Students In connection with Sears Nation Wide Value demonstra- tion, which started March 16, that hrm is planning to have High School Day April 9. Seven Woodward students are participating in this program. This store will be turned over to high school students for them to operate. Each will hold a regu- lar position for the day. A meet- ing will be held on April 8 in order to acquaint them with their assignments for the follow- ing day. Principal C. C. LaRue has se- lected the following students to represent Woodward: Dorothy Shore, Leona Jacobs, Marianl Hirsch, Carl Corthell, Vincent Strohm, Howard Muar, and Carl Polcyn. ..i.l.....,.i,-,- Students In Biology Hear Talk On Birds, Film Shown Birds are not to be destroyed by us but must be preserved and cared for by all, declared Jack Minor in his talk on The Value of Beauty in Birds Thursday evening, March 16, in the audi- torium of the Chamber of Com- merce Building. Mr. Minor who is a Buckeye by birth, was secured for the occasion thru the auspices of the Toledo Chapter of the Isaac Walton League. Included in the program were colored reels illustrating scenes around his home in Kingsville, Ontario, and the way that so many wild birds visit it daily. The great numbers of starlings and English sparrows which are threatening to exterminate other useful birds were shown as they iiew over his home making a veri- table cloud over head. Biology students accompanied by Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Mary Boyles, and Mrs. Mary O'Brien, heard the lecture. Periclean Literary Society ' Will Hold Tea For Members Periclean literary society will hold a tea for all its members to be given in the library tonight after school. Mae McKnight heads the com- mittee in cha rge, with Jean Mathie, Lilian Greenberg, and Mary Louise Vance assisting her. Admission will be five cents. Banquet Plans Being Made Plans for the annual Friend- ship club banquet, which will be held Apirl 4 at the Y. W. C. A., are being made. This will be a city-wide affair with all the high schools participating. Mary Trautman of the Senior Friend- ship club, and Julia Bennett of the Junior Friendship club, are members from Woodward who are 8SSiStiDg- Lilian Greenberg, and Arthur Ka UNDER THE TATTLER TORCH LIGHT Mr. Clark We guide- the Woodward Tattler Torch light this week to focus its rays upon Elmer L. Clark, head of the science de- partment, adviser of the Wood- ward chapter of the National Honor Society, and vocational guidance director of the school. Mr. Clark received his A. B. degree from Michigan State Nor- mal and his M. A. from Michigan University, and is a member of the Phi Beta Kappa, an honorary college fraternity. In the vocational guidance field. his timely words of wisdom have helped many troubled Woodwardites. Any student who needs help and guidance is welcome to come and consult me any time, he says. When one sees the large and beautiful rock garden surround- ing his home, one may readily surmise his hobby. - Woodward, Waite Seniors Will Hold Picnics Together Friday, June 2, Woodward and Waite seniors will go to Put-in- Bay on the boat Chippewa for their annual picnic. Woodward's committee is headed by Edward Chevalierg Dorothy Smolinski, Erwin Oeh- lers, Virginia Marchant, and Marguerite Higgins are his assistants. - Club To Hold Supper Woodward Senior Friendship club will hold a potluck supper in the cafeteria, Thursday, March 30, after school. A program of games and stunts will precede the supper. Marguerite Higgins and Thelma Brown are in charge. l INTEREST SHOWN IN SCHOLARSHIP EXAM il Large Number Of Students Enter To Compete In Each Subject P -..- That Woodward is anxious to achieve a high rating in the Dis- trict and State Scholarship test to be given May 6 at Bow- ling Green, is evident by the in- terest shown by students and teachers in preparation for it. One hundre d and sixty-two pupils are trying out in the vari- ous subjects. The following is the report on the number of students compet- ing in various subjects: seven in senior English, sixteen in junior English, twenty-two sophomores in English, twenty-one freshmen in English, ten in ii r s t y e ar French, ten in second year French, four in German, two in Spanish, six in first year Latin, two in second year Latin, six- teen in general science, nine in chemistry, five in physics, twenty in plane geometry, and twelve in algebra. History students have not yet been selected. Only two may enter in each subject, therefore preliminary test will be given to determine the members from Woodward. All those who will go to Bowling Green are exempt from the final semester examination in the subject. Birds Are In Spotlight Now watch the birdie. That is what Miss Grace Cronk will say Monday to her biology students when they take a field observa- tion trip. The two biology class- es will leave at 9 o'clock, March 27, to view the birds and their symmetry in Forest cemetery. Announcements On Display Seniors' announcements are being shown in the display case for the purpose of having the seniors select one at their class meeting today. Form two is priced at five and one-half cents each. Forms one and three, at four and one-half cents. Senior Class Play Reviewed E Before one of the largest audi- ences to ever witness a Wood- ward class play, the class of 1933 presented Daddy Long-Legs last Friday night in the school auditorium. Roberta DuMounte and Marvin Trattner, who handled the leads, were easily the stars of the pro- duction. Numerous dramatic scenes, especially the bit in the third act where Jervis Pendleton proposes to Judy Abbott, were enacted by the two in a manner which would give credit to more experienced actors. Margaret -Grebe Ann Ein minsky, who had character roles made their small parts outstand- ing. Lois Hotz, Arla Grodi, and Paul Landwehr added a great deal to the general comedy at- mosphere, while Ruth Dorf, vet- eran of many Woodward plays, took her part with ease. Minor characters who ably supportedthe leads were Delores Durbin, Florence Shames, David Essick, Joy Fingerhut, Dorothy Graham, Fred Slawski, Virginia Hugill, Morris Morgan, Edmund Brooks, and Frances Ford. Miss Dorothy M Warner directed the 2. play.--The Critic. BOWS EVERY WHERE AROUND WOODWARD New Fad Takes Woodward Girls By Storm As Sophs Start It Have you seen my beau? whispered one proud petite in class to her next door neighbor. Is it as large and pretty as my bow?', asked the one addressed. Is it as graceful as a bough? queried the naturalist. ls it as straight as my bow? chirped the archeress. B o w s, beaux, boughs every- where. It takes a bow to catch a beau! If you don't believe it ask Ruth Boehler or Thelma Kehrer. They may be seen anytime stroll- ing down the hall with their or- gandy bows and their masculine beaux. Dignified teachers have also taken to the fad a s the Misses Adrienne Curtis a n d Anne Wetterman have been seen of late fdon't get excitedll not with beaux, but with bows. ,Even the freshmen have taken to it, Florence Shapiro being among the first. It took the juniors to start the increase of sales at ribbon counters as many of the cast of Little Women have been seen wearing them in their hair. It looks as though the characters themselves have come to life as we see Margaret Will- iams fJol, Pauline Wilson CMegJ, Mary Louise Vance KBethJ, and Grace Spalding fAmyl display- ing these tricks of feminine fool- ery. Bows, beaux, boughs, nice little fluffy ones, big strong hand- some ones, organdy, talfeta, lace ones, mossy heavily laden ones. .1-.Q-i-..i.... DEADLINE FLASHES Minor Eyres and Earl Som- mers made biological jig-saw puzzles for extra credit grades in Miss Grace Cronk's biology class. The puzzles will be worked by Miss Cronk's pupils. George Hotz and Corwin Brandt entertained members of the senior class at their meeting Thursday, March 153. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Mary Trautman, Alberta Teall, and Esther Jakcsy will serve at the Nation-Wide Industrial Girls' Banquet, Tuesday, March 28, at the Y.W. C. A3 ' Gene Martin's orchestra has been secured to play for the Spanish club dance to be given at the Park Roe Town Club, April 7. Did you know that going fish- ing pertains to biology? 'lyvo in- spiring flshermen might be seen this week end casting their nets endeavoring to bring 'em back alive. They are Charles Wachtell and Meyer Davis. Members of Miss Grace Cronk's biology class- es will dissect the catch. l l WOODW RD T TT LER Constantly, Consistently Constructive 1- Vol. V Toledo, Ohio, March 31, 1933 No. 27 HONOR SOCIETY TO STUDENT DIRECTOR J 55LITTLE HOLD CERMONIES OF THIRD-YEAR PLAY ' Twenty-Two New 'Students To Become Members On April 21 Woodward c h a pt e r of the National Honor Society will hold induction ceremonies for incom- ing members April 21, conference hour, in the auditorium. A lunch- eon will be held in the cafeteria on the same day during sixth and seventh hours. The organization entered its work this year with ten mem- bers, these s tu d e n ts being juniors last year when the socie- ty was formed. The present offi- cers are Marvin Trattner, presi- dent, Dorothy Shore, vice-presi- dentg Leona Jacobs, secretaryg and Norma Flaum, treasurer. Ten seniors and twelve juniors will be admitted to membership. The names of these students will be oflicially announced at a later date. Marvin Trattner has charge of the induction services and Norma Flaum is making arrangements for the luncheon. Elmer Clark, Howard Phipps, and Vernon Alberstett are ad- visers. .-........,iQ..-....,.- Pre-Easter Mass Meeting Planned By Organizations Junior and Senior Hi-Y clubs of Woodward are planning a pre- Easter mass meeting to be held conference hour April 5 in the auditorium. Reverend Grant Speer, of Cen- tral Christian Church, will give a Lenten talk. Members of the Central Christian Brotherhood Quartet will sing. Committee in charge consists of Charles Wolfinger, Gordon Hopkins, and James Hope of the Junior H-Y and Risley Berry, Ralph Michalak, and Leon Phifer of the Senior Hi-Y. New Stationary For Board Printed At Woodward Shop New stationery for the ath- letic department has just been completed by Hugh Mont- g0mery's print shop. The paper is white, with blue lettering. The letterhead is Woodward Athletic Associa- tion, with a large W in the center. On the left-hand side is listed the Board of Controlg on the right side is the coaching staff. Drawings In Tattler Case Mechanical, architectural, and stuctural drawings made by members of Mr. W. F. Rohr's classes will be displayed in the Tattler case this week. James Moll James Moll, student director of the junior play, is active in dramatic, art, and newswriting circles. Sophomore Constitution Copies Given To Students Copies of the sophomore class constitution were given out last Tuesday to first hour classes with second-year students. The pur- pose of putting this constitution into the hands of the sophomores and again reading it before the class at the next meeting to be held April 7 is to acquaint them with the contents so that they may vote intelligently by ballot the following Monday. Students who are unable to see a copy may find one in the rooms of the class advisers. Copies were also sent to the freshman study halls to acquaint the new stu- dents with some of the articles, as the document will become ef- fective next year. Salesmanship Club To Hold Wiener Roast At Ottawa Salesmanship Club will have a Wiener roast at Ottawa Park April 20, from 3 to 6 p.m. This roast will honor incoming mem- bers and graduates of the Sales- manship Club. . Committee in charge is headed by Ruth Dorf. Assisting her are Kathleen Mugfor, Betty Jane Kaslley, Edward Hoffman, and Evelyn Abood. Pupils Visit Biology Classes General science classes of Raymond Sheline and Floyd l Lords visited Miss Grace Cronk's biology classes Tuesday, during first and sixth hours respectively. ' WOMEN IN AUDITORIUM TONIGHT Play Is Four-Act Adaptation Of Louisa May Alcott's Bookg Cast Chosen From Members Of Ye Curtaine Players TONIGHT at 8 o'clock in the school auditorium Ye Curtaine Players, under the auspices of the junior class, will present Little Women, a play adapted by Marian DeForest from Louisa May A1cott's book by the same name. The production, which pre- sents the sweetness, the fragrance of that wholesome little com- munity at Concord, and brings back something of the simplicity charm, and dignified beauty of life in the 60's, is being directed ifby Miss Dorothy Kellogg and Electrical Classes Working Student assistant. James Moll. - - Little Is Omitt d To Improve Talking Machine Electrical -equipment consist- ing of a radio, speakers, and an amplifier is being installed by A. R. Bitter with the aid of his electrical students. The two dynamic speakers, the boxes for which were constructed in the woodshop, have been suspended from the ceiling of the auditori- um. These, in addition to. the reproducer above the stage, are expected to remedy the difficul- ties encountered in the last talk- ing movie. If the results equal the expectations the boxes will be rebuilt and the speakers permanently installed. The amplifier is being rebuilt and a panel containing a midget radio constructed by Mr. Bitter fastened to it. After the installa- tion of this product in the movie booth in the auditorium, radio music, the movie, the sound, and the auditorium lights will all be controlled from the booth. Juniors, Seniors Hear Talk On Industrial Experiment W. F. Kinsey addressed seniors and juniors yesterday, conference hour. His talk was on An Ex- periment in Industrial Democra- cy. This experiment is one of the most unique projects in Ameri- can history. The Hapgood brothers inherited the Columbia Conserve Company in 1916. Since that year sales have increased very rapidly. The reason for this is the self-government p o l ic y which is prevalent throughout the factory. It is controlled com- pletely by the workersg the gov- ernment ofthe company is of the workers, by the workers, and for the workers. i........s...-1............ Poster Prize Awarded A price of one dollar was awarded Alphonse Olszewski for submitting the most unusual poster advertising the junior play Little Women. 8 By careful selection Miss De- Forest has been able to convey a sense of completeness in the four acts, as there has been but little waste in adapting, and nearly all the themes are there. In the first act a discussion of the four girls is brought about by the rehearsal of a real blood and tllllundei ' placy vgritlieln by Jo are , por raye y ar al-et Wilhams. The second agt is concerned with the love affair of Meg and John Brookelnot Crooke as the scolding, but really benev- olent Aunt March would have it.l These roles are enacted by Paul- ine Wilson, Carl Dority, and Al- yina Piesiewicz. A fitting climax IS formed by Jo's noble sacrifice, which enables Mollie Rubin as Mrs. March to send for her hus- band, Mr. March, Chester Mikol, who has become ill from his work in the army. The advent of Daisy and Demi with its awakening in all the household of a reverence for motherhood, and the death of Beth, enacted by Mary Louise Vance, which is one of the ten- derest pictures in the book and Continued on page 4. ' Paid Trip To World's Fair Is Prize In Essay Contest Underwood Elliot Fisher Com- pany is sponsoring a c o n t e s t for essays on Why I Should Like To Attend A Century of Progessf' Winners will be guests of this company on an all expense paid trip for five days in July to the Chicago World's Fair. Themes, letters, or essays of not more than 1,000 words must be mailed by midnight of May 1, 1933. For further information those interested may see the bulletin in room 122. Class Visits Butcher Shop Miss Blanche Hazelton's sec- ond hour class of boys visited Reinbolts' butcher shop Tuesday to learn the science of meat cut- ting. . -'sf' A ' ' -GS -'Y V THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. ' A . ,.Q.9 W VX . mars is TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ............................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .................................... Leona Jacobs Business Manager ............. .... ......... C h an-les Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ...... . ..................................... Marie Swaya Feature Editor .................................... Dorothy Shore . l jAlberta Teall Sport Editors ............... ........ . I Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ il gkglgelggggigz Humor Editor .............. ............................ R uth Dorf Copy Reader. ...... ..... ............ . ....... C o rabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor ..... ......... S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor .... ............................ E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club smears .... ........ Q Robert Ridemur Make-up .......... .............. C hester Matuszak Pressman ......,............................... Edward J ankowski - Miss Marie J. Deering Faculty Advisers .......... .... Q Mr. Hugh M ont g om ery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM K, Firm Establishment of a Student 4- Council. ' Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. ' 'V More Frequent Educational Assemblies. JUNIORS PRESENT PLAY THE last of the class plays of this year is scheduled for tonight when the juniors present Little Women as theirlannual play. When the play is over, all those who took part in either the dramatic or techni- cal work will have completed a valuable training course. The play tonight will be a finished pro- duct of several weeks of toil in which every phase of dramatic work has been touched, behind the stage and behind the footlights. Members of the junior dramatic club re- ceived valuable training in make-up, acting, lighting, directing, etc. Costumes were made by the students themselves. The faculty director was the only outside help this week. The junior club has fortunately been able to turn a play into a dramatics course. WHAT DO WE KNOW? BETWEEN text recitations, our teachers ' insert bits of philosophy and experi- ence. Many pupils regard these minutes wa ted or else laugh at the chance of taking up class time. The ancient Greeks, great orr 'N N OFF 'N ON being dedicated to juniors this week let's linger a little longer with the juniors and thee. When a junior's a first grader, he thinks those third graders almost as wonder- ful as seniors are. When he's a sophomore he pompously puffs, I'll be one next year. Then next year a ten footipole isn't long enough t0 reach him. And when he's a. senior he'll want to annihilate the juniors for stealing his thunder. But such is a junior, Sara Casm warned me long ago. I U U Mary Louise Vance's birthday is March 28 and on the' 31 she dies, poor thing. But only as Beth in Little Women. 8 S U JUNIOR JOKES Gertrude Anselm seldom visits the gym. Corabelle Kehrer never studies. Florence Peksa can't dance. Jane Boes never smiles. Alvin Grubinski never blushes. I Henry Nichpor, baker's son, never eats cake. Well, Pola Baer almost believed me. The dumb sap! B I O THIRD YEAR THREATS Next year may find James Moll ................,... Senior Dramatics head Alvina Piesiewica President of girls W club Alice Kreft ............................. Senior class ofhcer Don McFerren ...... Leader of Quill and Dagger Ruth Ramlow ....................... ........,. ........ Z e t Chief Marge Devlin ......... Newspaper correspondent Jean Clifton .........,... Member of G.A.L. cabinet Tilma Roloii' ...................... Social Science leader Harvella Bentley ............... Spanish club ofiicer Arthur Berkowitz claims that a girl's entire vocabulary is cute3' Just because they always call you that, Arthur? 8 li l Just a little Junior Jaunt now. In back of your left handed little finger we have Alice Kalinowski and Alice Kreft exchanging confi- dences about their famous athletic boy friends fE.K., S.S.J--Nosing near your foreiinger is Stanley Lupinski trying to attract Alice Pur- cell's attention. Directly on line with your left leg is Lloyd Smith trying to make on that he's important. Looking likewise you can see Louis Miller and Howard Kersey, Woodward's prize couple. Only one quarrel to date. Across the way is Virginia Enderlin. Two tickets to Georgia that she's on the lookout ,for her senior boy friend. Dashing madly up the stairs are Ellen Runge, Ellen Hartman, and Elizabeth Vincent Take your choice of blonds or brimet--Donald Dietsch or Margaret Keesecker-or take your choice of either stair and your departure-Adois. , I O I Jack Bletterman is wearing out his pocket always looking for some money to take his girl friend to the Spanish club dance at the Park Roe Town Club. Hurry, Jack, it' April 7, 1 I U Do the juniors believe in a family affair? contributors to our knowledge, were taught 'H Perhaps not but their names run alike. Look- entirely by listening to the theories and ad- ventures of experienced g men. 'Seeking knowledge, most students look for com- Stanley, Frances Walczakg Ethel, Maxine Dull, Anita, Grace Eureniusg Naomi, Wilma Harrisong Jessica, Mary, Wanda Kowalski, plicated fact, not simple human affairs. If Irene, Kathryn, Mary Jane McDonaldg Louise, the wise Greeks could change the world Virginia Millerg Sam, Louis Formang Anna, FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Try to say this quickly- Betty Botter bought some butter, But, she said, this butter's bitter, If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter,' But a bit of better butter Will but make my batter better So she bought a bit of butter, Better than the bitter butter, And made her bitter batter better, So it was better Betty Botter, Bought a bit of better butter. -The High School News, Eau Claire, Wis. O C U Some of the best- The best philosophy--a contented mind. The best war--to war against one's weak- ness. The best science--extracting sunshine from a cloudy day. The best telegraphy-flashing a ray of sunshine into a gloomy heart. The best engineering-building a bridge of faith over the river of death. The best mathematics-that which dou- bles the most joys and divides the most sorrow. - -- Orange and Black, Upper Sandusky, Ohio. U I U Do smiles pay? Girls here's a beauty hint to you. A certain physician stated that smiling and laughing are the best exercises for the face, so why frown? A frown tends to put wrinkles in one's forehead and between the eyes, making one look old. ' We find a short item in the editorial on Courage- We can say that physical courage will help a student materialisticallyg moral courage will help him spirituallyg but the cooperation of both will spell success for him.--The Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wis. -.1-1ii....,.. TWO-BY-TWO One prof gave us both the same grade, because he couldn't tell us apart, said H. F. Phipps, concerning himself and his twin brother, Laurence W. Phipps. Mr. Phipps and his brother both attended the same schools. They are both teachersg how- ever, Mr. Howard Phipps teaches Latin, and Mr. Laurence Phipps teaches history at John Harris High school, Harrisburg, Pa. A Mr. Phipps and his brother both like the same food. There is much friendly rivalry between them, as they like the same sports. Golf is their hobby, however, neither one is superior to the other, and all of their games are evenly matched. It is very diflicult to tell them apart, and this has caused many instances of mistaken identity. When younger they followed the dress alike custom, but do not adhere to it now. They have had many expierences due to the fact that they look so very much alike. One man once remarked, That Phipps fellow is a strange person, One time he knows you, and another he doesn't. Once Mr. Phipps and his brother were running around a cemetery. Mr Howard Phipp's brother was ahead of him. 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Lay... 551 -. , wk. . -J.. .K t Ae 0: iP?1fi', X. . .- - R . 1Q...hVT.,....y,:. .,.q. 4 .d x , Rx Q .. ., .-g . . v .if .1.g...',x,. 4 ., - p - .. ,.., . -,..,.. gr.---1 -, s., . .1 r ' .- - - ' 1 9-a'-T --.sr-af . . .fp . -.S-1 .... . .. . p I QTHEJWOODWARD TA'I'l'1'ERJ q Q ' THIRD FOUL-SHOOT f MEET COMPLETED Paul Kornowa Is High Scorer In Boys' Division Of Tattler Contest In the 'third annual foul shoot' ing contest Frieda Hullenkremer, post graduate, and Paul Kor- nowa, freshman, t o t al e d the h i gh e s t score , in their forty throws last week to win the Tattler award of a Saga-Tattler to the highest total in each gym. Frieda Hullenkremer entered the girls' finals, sinking thirteen fouls out of twenty. Frieda then came back strong in the last twenty throws sinking fifteen for a total of 28, just one point ahead of Dorothy Smolinski, runner-up in the foul shooting contest last year. . Paul Kornowa will receive the boys award as a result of his accuracy in finding the hoop. Paul sank thirteen shots out of twenty both times and led his nearest competitor by three points. Leaders in the girls' gym were: Frieda Hullenkremer ................. 28 Dorothy Smolinski . ................... 27 Sophie Marynski .......................... 26 Elia Barefield ................................ 21 Leaders in the boys' gym were:- Paul Kornowa ....................... ...... 2 6 Ben Zielinski, ......... ..................... 2 3 Joe Szwader .................................. 23 Art Heer ........................................ 22 GIRLS' STANDINGS With only one week left for tournament play, four teams are tied for iirst place in the girls' intra-mural volleyball contest. The standings of both leagues are as follows, Inter-club Won Lost Pct. Friendship .............. ............. . 3 0 1.000 Zetaletheans .......... .. ...... 5 0 1.000 Wildfire .............. ........ . 2 1 .666 Boosters ........ . .. ........ .500 .250 .000 .000 2 2 French ............ .......... 1 3 Latin ............... ......,... 0 3 Inter Circle ........ .......... 0 4 Inter-class Seniors .... . ...... .......... 4 0 1.000 Juniors ............ .......... 4 0 1.000 Sophs .................. .......... 3 1 .750 Fresh IV ............ ......... 3 2 .600 Fresh II .............. .......... 1 3 .250 Fresh III ............ .......... 1 3 .250 Fresh I ................... ,................... 0 4 .000 Fresh V ................. .................... 0 4 .000 Handball Tournament Now Being Played In Boys' Gym Handball tourney started Tues- day with games being played in the National league. Round robin tournment will be used for two weeks. ' ' As handball draws to a close, indoor, baseballg- ia major sport here at 'eA, oodward, will , begin. The games will be played at Wil- son Park. :R W Girls Guest Of Waite Members ofthe girls' W club of Woodward splashed and frol- icked about in the swimming pool at Waite, yesterday. The girls were guests of the Waite girls' W club. . SENIORS DEFEAT FUTURE VARSITY Gifford Meacham Leads New Quintet In-Scoringg Reeves Held Senior varsity cagers garnered a 23-15 victory over the team that will probably represent the Polar Bears next year. The future Bears made a good showing of themselves by hold- ing the present varsity to three field goals in the first half. The chief feature of the game was holding Wild Bill Reeves to three points, this being done by Ted Czarcenski and Clem Jurek. Bill was held to three points in the Waite game, and the news- papers considered it quite a feat as Reeves is a high-scoring man. Gifford Meacham led the fu- ture varsity in the scoring with five points. Stanley Szczepanik garnered four Held goals to top the senior varsity quintet. The score at the half was 7-4. Present Varsity Future Varsity G. F. TP. G. F. TP. 8 Corthell f. 2 0 Szczepanikf.4 0 4 Isensteinii 2 0 4 Meacham fl 2 1 5 Reevesc. 113J 'kifI102 Friedman g.2 0 2 Harvey g' 2 0 4 Jurek c. 0 0 0 2 0 azwic 4 Czarcenski c.1 0 Michalak g. 1 0 Davis g. 0 0 11123 7115 PRESENT RESERVES DEFEAT NEW TEAM Limiting the next year's light- weights to two field goals and three free throws, the present reserve team handily drubbed the next year's cubs, 21-7 . Florian Tsgchogl and Andy Kornowa, with a total of 19 points between them, led the senior lightweight quintet. Boykin and Essak were the scorers for the future club team. The score at the half was 14-7. Last Year's Reserves Future Reserves G. F. TP. G. F. TP. Hiltman 0 0 0 Bustow 0 1 1 Tschogl 6 1 13 Kornowa0 1 1 Bi'th'ight 1 0 2 Boykin 1 1 3 Nowak 0 0 0 Bor'ughf 0 0 0 M'll'nb'r'h 0 0 0 Kudli'ski0 0 0 Kornowa 3 0 6 Essak 1 0 2 Total 10 1 21 Total 2 3 7 Woodward Tennis Team Is Granted Use Of City Park Woodward tennis t e am h a s been granted the use of Jermain Park for practice every Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday of the week from three to six o'clock, through the courtesy of Merrit Gr e e n, c i t yr recreation com- missioner. Three cement courts will be used by the tryouts who are Bill Reeves, Miles Booth, Carl Monto, George Fra er, Paul Landwehr, Bill King, Jack Lockert, Howard Muar, Norm Mielink, Ed Stager, Lloyd Smith, Howard Kersey, nl-.3,.-....-. .T-5' .---ww -, .Aa .. ,A .- i. - .- is : - if- '-' ' '. . r.1-i-e?.am:e-m..ge.3.-q...Jf-:r:.: ax.nais', as 'nasal aaa L H .. - 1-'il' in 'R ' '-QQiig,iLg....1.fs : 5.2.5. xl... .-,..f'f FIRST OUTDOOR SPRING FOOTBALL J PRACTICE SCHDULED FOR MONDAY U .- 0 -- no 19 Large Squad Will Report To Coach Bevan In Initial Workout .Of Yearg Several Promising Q Athletes In List Of Candidates L L COACH ROL BEVAN will send his 1934 Vsfoodward football candidates into the initial practice of the current year, weather permiting, when the boys will be ordered to make their appearance in uniform Monday in Wilson Park. ' Promising athletes have been getting into condition by stag- ,ing wrestling matches which were held on the mat purchased by the athletic association for that purpose. The boys have been ' , 'Egoing at wrestling in a strenuous s , ' .- -. ..- . ' fl! WE 1 . ' , ...- N .,. t.x.AC-Ai. . - With the deiiation of the last basketball, stu d ent managers are busy giving out equipment to prospective football candi- dates, as Coach Bevan issued a call for all gridders. Next year's grid team has great possibilities. Butch Lein- inger, freshman backfield candi- date, has the chance to make himself the best triple threat man ever to play in Toledo high schools. He can kick, pass, and run the ball atveteran. Incidentally, Coach Bevan's offense is usually built around the triple threat man, and, if he comes through, Woodward can be assured a successful season, depending upon the rest of the team. t . . The forward wall is pretty well taken care of as Ben Malaska, Ernie McFarland, and Vince Kelly, all veterans of last year, are toughened up plenty. llf you doubt my word, challenge any of the boys to a wrestling match and you have my sympathyj C O D Bevan has a lot of material for ends, tackles, and backfield men. Just who has the upper edge will remain to be seen. Machinists Defeat Polish Knights To Finish In Third Machine Shop defeated the Polish Knights, 17-15, last Mon- day for third and fourth places in the inter-club league. Joe Szelagowski and Leo Pry- bylski, with 8 and 6 points, re- spectively, starred for the win- ning quintet. The Polish Knights led 12-4 at the half when Stan Bialecki and Ray Woodiil piled up a total of 11 points in an of- fensive spurt. and Donald McFerren. The team will play the alumni next Saturday at Jermain Park. R. F. Lowry is coaching the squad. ' A , . 5 2 . ., 7, ax: -Ql.f 1 way and are ready for work with- out preliminary ceremonies. Frank Butch Leininger, the boy who showed promise in some games last year, will be watched chiefly by those interested in Coach Bevan's teams. Jim Boyd, colored fullback, is another boy who saw action enough last year to warrant him a Brst string job.- Three Linemen Back Vincent Kelly, Ben Malaska, and Ernest McFarland, the boys who will take care of the center of the line, were first-string men last year and should prove hard boys to get through. Malaska, incidentally, was chosen all-city center. Freeman, Kenyon, Davis, Bax- ter, Boardman, Johnson, Karni- kowski, Donovan, Wheaton, Boroughf, Corthell, Bugajewski, Jurek, and Roman are some of the men of experience that should show something. ' Other boys have been working hard and will push the more ex- perienced lads to the limit for jobs on the team. Polar Bear Trackmen Lose To DeVilbiss By Big Score Greatly handicapped by the absence of eight of his runners, Coach Art Smith's trackmen were smothere d by the over- whelming score of 94-14 by the DeVilbiss thin-clads at the Uni- versity arena last Saturday morn- ing. Leroy Holmes scored a first place in the shot put, throwing. the shot 45 feet, 4 inches. The Bears also took a second place in this event, when Stanley Lupinski heaved the weight 41 feet, 9 inches. Olias scored third place in the high hurdles and low hurdles, respectively. Joe Friedman gained two third places scoring in the 220 yard run and the 60 yard dash. Dan Sahadi and George Kerwin took third places in the 440 yard -dash and the high jump respectively. The above were the only ones to place for Woodward in the dual meet. ' .. , . f . -. ., 1 .fl V1 . - j-3+ . 1 -.l W-j. ' N -- if 30 '15 2 YF K' 1 RZ' ,2',-15.1.2,Sp.fQTRL2a.5-L' 1' - R. Ai.. .V ,, 1-. 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Margaret Williams, by her all- around gym activities, heads the list of prominent junior girl ath- letes. She is a member of the Girls' Athletic League and is working for her third letter. Ben Malaska is the outstanding ath- lete among the junior boys. He was center on the varsity football team and was victorious in the Y.M.C.A. boxing tournament. Junior class oflicers who are prominent in extra-curricular activities are Robert Ridenour, president, Ruth Ramlow, vice- president, Ethel Dull, secretary, Alice Gre orek treasurer and S , S Isabelle Larrow, reporter. , I Deadline Flashes Picture program, which was to be given the Hrst week of April by the Art Klan, was postponed till after the spring vacation on account of the movie which is scheduled for tlrat svveek. Objects from silverware to re- frigerators will be sold in Mr V. K. Alb e r s tet t 's salesmanship class as part of the class curri- culum. The sales will be held after the spring vacation. I O l Due to the caliber ofthe Wood- ward students' drawings, they are only pupil S who receive credit in freshman drawing at the Toledo University. Orchestra Will Offer Two Pieces In Museum Concert Woodward orchestra will di- vide the program in the peristyle of the Art Museum Sunday after- noon with the orchestra of Waite and Libbey. The Woodward portion of the concert will consist of Barber of Seville by Rossini, and Atlantis Suite by Safranek. The program, directed by Miss Bessie Werum, will start at 2:30 and is open to the public. To Dramatize Short Story Reports will be given by mem- bers of the Little Theatre Guild, sophomore dramatic club, on short stories which they have read. One of them will be chosen to be presented at the May meeting of the sophomore class. It will be rewritten and all necessary changes made for pro- duction by members of the club. Mrs. McManamon The ever-penetrating and illu- minating ray ofthe Tattler torch focuses its beams this week upon the junior English teacher and literary adviser ofthe Saga, Mrs. Hazel McManamon. Her A. B. degree was earned at the University of Michigan, at which college she still plans to continue her studies. .Her outside enjoyment is de- rived from three sources, name- ly, travel, drama, and books. The fact that she has journeyed to foreign and distant places proves that travel is her preferred hobby. A trip to Alaska is one of her most memorable sojourns. Dra- ma occupies much of her spare time, and it is not an extraordi- nary occurrence for her to attend as many as fourteen plays while in New York for one week. Books, especially biographies and poetry, chiefiy that of Words- worth, supply delight and charm to her. , As a housewife there is none better. Her achievements in the art of cookery are many and she declares that she likes to work. Zetalethean Lit Society To Sponsor Bridge April 22 Zetalethean literary society is sponsoring a bridge party to be held April 22, at Riverside Shel- ter House from eight to eleven p. m. Door and table prizes will bel given and refreshments served. Proceeds will be used to pre- sent educational meetings. Phyl- lis' Netz, general chairman is be- ing assi ted by Harriet Maier, Dorothy Smolinski, Lucy Stipes, and Jane Kranz. 1 Cast Sees Play Performed ' Ruth Dorf, Sharon Leibovitz, Dorothy Shore, Leona Jacobs, Henry Nichpor, Meyer Hoifen- blum, and Sam Schall, members of the cast of Hot Copy, and Miss Marie Doering, director of the Tattler play, traveled to Perrysburg high school, Satur- day, March 25, to see Hot Copy given there by the public speak- ing class. Tryouts In English Get Daily Class Instruction.By Each Teacher Preparations for the state scholarship tests at B o w l in g Green May 6 are in full swing now at Woodward. Students try- ing out in the various subjects, which cover the fields of science, mathematics, languages, and history, are busy studying and reviewing their work. Pupils competing . in English are organized into a class where they are being taught the differ- ent phases of grammar. Each English teacher instructs th'e group which meets conference hours. These instructors take up the following parts of grammar: Miss R. Woodrich, complex and compound sentences, Mrs. H. McManamon and Miss E. Strachan, verbals, Miss D. Bardo and Miss M. Barnes, adjectives and adverbs, Miss F. Sivers, sen- tence recognition, Miss H. Shaw punctuation, Miss M. Doering and Miss D. Kellogg, nouns and pronouns, and Miss Edith Mur- phy and Miss Eleanor Murphy, verbs. The tryouts in general science, chemistry, and physics meet with their respective teachers two conference hours a week. Entrants in hi tory, plane geome- try, algebra, and languages are studying individually. Elimination tests will be given to determine the Woodward team. Play Cast Will Be Honored At Second Press Luncheon Second press luncheon of the year will be held by the first and fourth hour newswriting classes April 27, following the presenta- tion of Hot Copy. The luncheon will honor the cast of the play. Luncheon will be served in the cafeteria fifth hour and will be followed by a program in the library. Alberta Teall is in charge of the affair and is assisted by Arthur Berkowitz, Virginia Mann, Matthew Obloza, and Alvina Piesiewicz. -.Ti...--.-- Miss Louise Gates Talks On Secretarial Work For Girls Secretarial work at the Y.W. C.A. gives one a thrill because of the rich experience it afords all classes of people. For this work you must have a college educa- tion and major in social sciences. These were statements made by Miss Louise Gates last Monday during the series of talks to seniors by business and profes- sional women. Miss Margaret Diab, who will speak on Opportunities in Nurs- ing, IB the speaker scheduled for April 3. All Schemes Go For Naught When Fatal Day Falls On Saturday Spring is here and the days should be balmy and tomorow is one of the balmiest days I know. Think how relieved the teachers are that April Fool's Day comes on a Saturday. Can't you just see Ralph Michalak gnashing his teeth. Arthur Berkowitz planned to fool Miss Tippett by having his homework. Sylvester Sczepan- ski thought that would be a swell excuse for having none. Nor- man Meilink was diabolically going to snip--gently though, oh so gently-Paul Landwehr's ten- nis racquet. Various cute schemes came to light and all for naught. , Last April Fools' Day the most practical choker in the United States strangled his wife for the life insurance. Eve fooled Adam, Cleopatra got by with Antony, Helen fooled Menelaus, Billy Ray fooled the sophomore class, but guys like me fool no- body, not even the people who read features. Junior Class Presents - 1 Little Women Tonight Continued from page 1. play alike, bring the third act to a conclusion. Cast Is Large The final act is reserved for the settlement of J o's affair with her German professor, Mr. Bhaer, portrayed by Robert Kleinhans, and for the mating of those pleas- ant children, Amy and Laurie, played by G r a c e Spaulding and Jack Worshtil. The cast is com- pleted with l4h'ank Siadak as Mr. Laurence, the M a r c h e s ' best friend and Laurie's grandfather, and Frances Bell as Hannah, the beloved Irish servant. Tilma Roloff, as stage manager, heads the production staff. She is assisted by James Damas, prop- erty manger, Marie Rokicki, cos- tume manger, Edna Wenz, make- up, and Virginia Zitz, prompter. Tickets, programs, publicity, and housing have been taken care of by the junior class play committee headed by Carl Polcyn, chairman, and Frank Siadak, Marcel Olen- der, George Geordt, Chester Pli- cinski, and M a rj o r i e Devlin. Lighting is in the hands of Ray Crouse and Charles Borchardt. Junior girls who will usher in costume are Edna Wenz, Marie Rokicki, Virginia Zitz, Maxine Dull, Marjorie Devlin, Margaret Keefer, Tilma ROIOE, and Mary Kowalski. The ushers are mem- bers of Ye Curtaine Players. See Theglunior Play 1 To-night l 1 if ,, : r ' - - ' - X- --T r - K- ' F' -1 aff-if-' ' f' -f' -V-.-:r f , f 1. 4' '- , Q .V .xg . 1 , .Q , - . ' A I A-F, ix -I M , i K I i p I I K, k 21,1 ,sg W' , V 5:5 5 , V..x.r-1 f-.R-2..:.-AV K Ltix in V - . x . , 1 , F , p . - . Q Constantly, Consistently Corrstructivev vol. v Tomas, ohio, April 7, 1933 No. 28 GIRLS' W CLUB WILL HOLD DANCE W Girls Give Afternoon Aifairg Floor Show Is Scheduled The 'W' Hop, sponsored by the girls' W club, will be held Wednesday April 19, after school, in the girls' gym. Jack Bishop's orchestra will play for the affair. A floor show will be presented. Every member of the club, which consists of fourteen girls, is assisting in making plans. Various chairmen and their com- mittees are: Marguerite Higgins, chairman, assisted by Martha Haynes, Margaret Williams, and Frieda Hullenkremer, is taking care of the tickets. Program chair- man is Harriet Maier, who is helped by Phyllis Netz. Dorothy Smolinski heads the group taking care of the orchestra aided by Mary Ellen DuMounte and Al- vina Piesiewicz. The publicity is in charge of Alice Kalinowski and her committee which in- cludes Lottie Minor, Leona Wie- linski and Gertrude Anselm. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Edna McLaughlin, Miss Dorothy Bardo, Miss Amie Miller, Homer Hanham, Arthur Smith, and Philo Dunsmore will be chaperons. Two Woodward Students - To Take Scholarship Exam Meyer Schall, president of the senior class, and William Rosen- berg, editor of the Tattler and vice-president of the senior class, are the two Woodward students chosen by the teachers and the principal as candidates for the Ohio Scholarship to be awarded by Adelbert College of Western Reserve University. The candi- dates were scored on scholarship, school activities, and personality. The examinations in English, mathematics, and foreign lan- guages will be held on .April 28 and 29 in Cleveland. Eight schol- arships of 351200 each are to be awarded. Senior Girls To Hear Talk - On Work Of Stenographer As Miss Margaret D i a b , the scheduled speaker for last Mon- day, was unable to be present, Miss Mable Rutan who has charge of senior girls' guidance work gave a vocational test to those attending the meeting. Miss Anna An dere gg will speak Monday, April 17, on her experiences, starting as a stenog- rapher and workin g up to a ecretarial position. 4 L GUIDANCE DIRECTOR ' CALLS ON SCHOOLS Elementary Grades Visited By E. L. Clark, Frosh Representative E. L. Clark, vocational guid- ance director, is calling on all grade schools in the vicinity of Woodward. He is taking r with him a freshman who g r a d u a t e d from the school , visited and has the h i g h e s t grades among the former elementary students. Schools which have already been visited are-sending many freshman next year. From Hamil- ton, with Emily Braunschweiger as representative, are coming seventy-five students. Chase, to which William Phifer Went, will send forty-two pupils. Lagrange has one hundred twenty future Woodwardites who were dis- covered by Fred Holtfreter. Park- land, which Bertha Payak and Dorothy Kazubiak represented, expects to send one hundred twenty first year s tu d e n t s. Virginia Duncan and Alice Farris learned that Stickney will have sixty-ive frosh here next year. Spring, visited by Bertha J acksy, is sure all its eighth graders will come to Woodward in the coming term. Elementary schools not men- tioned above will be visited by Mr. Clark and a Woodward student in the near future. Student Council To Honor Seniors At Farewell Dance Student council will present an after-school senior farewell dance on May 5, in the gym from 3.30 to 5.30 p. m. Royal Wood- wardites will play for dancing. Committee in charge is head- ed by Helen Abood. Her assist- ants are Mary Jane McDonald, Henry Nichpor, Frances Dunn, Virginia Stackowicz, Dorothy Kazubiak, Harry Childers, and Eugene Zytkus. Girls Will Be Hostesses Twelve senior girls who have been chosen to be hostesses at the annual May party of the Business and Professional Wom- en's club, May 2 at the Women's building, are Lois Hotz, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Ruth Boehler, Marie Schwab, Margaret Grebe, Evelyn Hamilton, Leona Jacobs, Ann Ein, Evelyn Hamilton, Al- Mr. Clark STUDENTS CHOSEN FOR HONOR SOCIETY Twenty-Two Will Become New Members -of Organization Twenty-two Wood war d stu- dents will become members of the National Honor Society at the induction ceremonies to be held Friday, April 21, in the au- ditorium during conference hour. These students, who ranked the highest members :of their class in scholastic achievements, will be presented with certificates acclaiming their honor by the present members of the club. Eugene Kelsey, Francis Wood James Damas, Julius Metty, Lois Hotz, Ruth Boehler, Nellie Flaum, Elia Bareiield, Charles Kimberly, and Ellen Scarisbrick are the senior candidates to be admitted to this organization. ' Included in the junior mem- bers who will carry on the work of the Honor Society next year are Corabelle Kehrer, Anna Wegener Alice Kreft, Jane Mack, Louise Miller, Alvina Piesiewicz, Ruth Ramlow, Alice Gregorek, Charles Klinksick, Donald Dietsch, Alice Henzler, and Stephania Goryszewski. Marvin Trattner, president of the Honor Society, has charge of 1 arrangements for the induction CBIQIDOUIBS. Special Reduced Price For Presentation Of Hot Copy Reduction, Special offer, Re- duced price, an opportunity for students to secure tickets to the Tattler production, Hot Copyf' A stamped coupon will appear in every Tattler sold in the halls on April 27. This slip willenable the holder to buy a ticket for Hot Copy for only fifteen cents. The price for anyone not possess- ing these Tattler coupons is the usual cost of twenty-iive cents. Only the stamped coupons will be valid. The regular subscribers will receive free ticketst The copies of the paper distributed through the lockers will not bear the necessary O. K. - Art Students Illustrating Scenes From Two Classics Third year art students, in their study of different phases of commercial art, are illustrating scenes from Kenilworth and the Idylls of the Kings. The class has been divided into groups and the following pictures are being drawn: Elaine in the Q Ss is bl Z is gr' :PCI A K-4U3 U as f of A P1 , G3 Q 3 'US E: F a Pu Sgr QmO I- ! 5 :ws o--r :deb Oil 0'-1 no 9 stag'-Us sw H- . rg 3170305 Qog . H .cr- Q ur os 'bggfdpl-:gg E3 -. til?-fiSi.ff5'2' v-1 MW gmngrgwrigscd F' Ff512283 ' Ss'sUs':S-E? 324-Sflhbsis E'mf7g'-:Tc-'EE' SBS5' :DQ-33' g,, iq!r mail- -fi?fDc:?+5f 5- Sagas-st '? 'F .cnm?fo,m e tend. Specialty dances will be given by Harvella Bentley. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Montgomery, Miss Maude Caniff, Miss Ethel Jackson, Miss Olive Bingham, Miss Russel of Libbey, Russel Brown, Miss Isa- bel LaRue, Miss Pauline Payne, Mr. and Mrs. Merle Devlin, Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Bentley, Mr. and Mrs. Louis Barrie, Mr. and Mrs. R. B. McFerren, and ,F. Molina. . Marge Devlin is chairman of the committee in charge of ar- rangements, assisted by Harvella Bentley, Louis Barrie, James Nassar, and Donald McFerren. Miss Anne G. Wetterman is the adviser of the club. LEADS CHOSEN FOR SECOND OPERETTA In the Garden of the Shah, a romance of Persia, is the operetta chosen by the Glee Club to be presented May 19. Ted Harding and Billy Cummings, American mining engineers, accompanied by their coolred servant, Sam, go to Persia to work the Shah's gold mine. Their adventures are re- lated in this musical comedy of three acts. The leading female role, that of Zohdah, the Shah's daughter, will be portrayed by Lois Hotzg while the comedy part of Sam will be enacted by Arthur Kaminsky. Other students who will have main parts have not as yet been announced by 'Clarence R. Ball, director of the production. Woodward Students Hold' ll Sears, Roebuck Sz Co. will ob- serve High School Day at the local store tomorrow. The follow- ing Woodward students will hold executive positionsg Carl Polcyn, Marian Hirsch, Dorothy Shore, Leona Jacobs, Vincent Strohm, Carl Corthell, and Howard Muar. A meeting of these students x ff jf .1, Mm LA - .X -1 .5 's M ' .Q L Y Ji l .fi V'v 11- zfmi ,, tj 'mm . .rg-1 f 3 gi s ,Z .gs .'::.i, . ,. -S E 4--3. . ,, s.. . F7 fi t- .- ..- , , t,,. Tn? if J X .. A Q 6, ,ml is ,, v if '-ev jg -5 - --iv- iv- .1 -A- 's I, ,Q at rw. . ' 1,1632 'N si , A ,Lrg Positions At Local Stored N 4 - -1 Q. r . si. as fy,- . X-Q .:J 1? . -. sw,- f -,Q .. V berta Teall, Lucille Wickstrom, tower, Amy and the Earlof Lei- will be held at the store after 913 Kathern Jackman, and Norma cester, and the iight between school today to announce their ,lg Burmiester. p Varney- and Tressilian. positions for tomorrow. 1- T ' A .-..- ,... rizfii-nsnn?rSs.n'a2.s-.a..ts,. . .f f.. sf.i..s:. 2 1 P, THE WOODWARD TATTLER f- - THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS r RUVING REPORTER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 8.30 ' per semester, 5.03 single issue. . R1 f Q9 X 211221, BME i, ,. TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ....... ....,.......... . ..... W illiam Rosenberg Assistant Editor ............... ..... . .......-..--.-. L eona Jwfbs Business Manager ........ . ........... . ..... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager .,.... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ,,,.,,,.,, . ,,.,..,. ...,..................... M arie Swaya Feature Editor .................................... Dorothy Shore . S Alberta Teall Sport Editors ............................... -I Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ g ggggegigggggz Humor Editor ..................... . ........................ Ruth Dorf Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor. .... ............. S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor ,,.... .,..................... . ,Ethel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Editors ........... .......... Q Robert Ridenom, Make-up ................ ................ C hester Matuszak Pressman . .... .........................,....... E dward J ankowski . Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers ,......... .... -i Mr. Hugh Montgomery- Reporters--Carl Doi-ity, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen! Swaya. THE TATTLEIPS WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. THERE is one part of Woodward of which very few of the students, or even grad- uates, know. Yet this forgotten section is one of the most necessary and easily the most interesting of this school. Only a handful is aware of its existence, yet should it once fail its function, the entire school would know it. A This secluded portion is the endless maze of pipes, tubes, cables, fans, wheels, tunnels, and gauges beneath the first floor. It is from here that the telephones, bells, and venti- lation system are regulatedg it is from here that Woodward is heated in the winter and cooled in the summer. A trip through these tunnels is a most interesting lesson in science and engineering. There is much more to educating a stu- dent than just going to class. The students in Woodward are catered to with all the advantages of modern science. l l l T A TIME such as this when each in- dustry must struggle to keep what it has and dares no expansion, no worker in an organization will blast his own work- shop and source of income. There have been too many complaints about books being mutilated and cut up. The school is the student's workshop and the books are his tools. When he destroys a book he is taking a cut in his educational income. Q By Mr. LaRue ss--s Q Last Saturday evening the In- K quiring Reporters of WJR Detroit, . were asking the casual passerby 1, What do you think of the practi- cal value of the Golden Rule? Do you try to live up to its teachings in your own life? uls it practicable in business? Those listening in at the time must have been surprised at the unanimity of the responses. Each person so questioned stated unhesitatingly his belief in the practi- cal value of the Golden Rule in general, and in a rather reluctant manner voiced his belief that it could be practiced in business relationships. If these questions were to be asked in every city of the country, we should no doubt receive similar answers. We all believe in the Golden Ruleg we all believe it should be practiced, and all of us feel that it should be the basis of even our business relationships. In theory, at least, we are willing to ascribe to it the foundation of true happiness. During the forty days preceding Easter, We of the Christian faith do special reverence to the world's greatest Teacher of the Golden Rule. When he died, he left behind no stocks and bonds, no vast sums of money, no great estates: and yet his heritage of true philoso- phy is so vast that it has touched and enriched the lives of millions of people during the last 2,000 years. I-Ie re-stated and re-established the Golden Rule, believing in it implicitly. Of course, the Golden Rule is practicable in business. It is the only true and everlast- ing standard by which we can measure any of our activities. Real business ethics is founded upon it, and strange as it may seem, there is more of its practical application in modern business than ever before. Our problem is not to find a substitute for the Golden Rule, but to seek its universal application. 1.-1-...tml OFF 'N N I WOODWARLDESQUE Students up in the Art Room aren't the only painters--freshman girls 'ipaint-up in their beauty parlor on the first iioor. Frank Siadak is thinking of writing a story some- thing like Why Students Get Gray. Miss McDonough thought he referred to his make. up in the Junior play. Continuing our color scheme we find Marian Selter, Vitella Zeisloft, and Margaret Whitacre discussing the most colorful of colors-white. Graduatingly gab- bing once in a while, Stanley Zimkowski, Ray- mond Zimmerman, and Leo and Joseph Zy- chowicz discuss their credits---not creditors. Mary Katherine Le Gran and Don Keller find that spring makes them more so--er, fond of the weather. Geraldine .Luderkowski would have all sceneries have scenes with Benny Malaska. This is no time for blue, Virginia Dutkowski would have you know as she repeatedly murmurs G. R. Gaily colored Easter eggs will soon find their way into the lunches of ze sophees- ticated seniors. Perky organdy blouses and advance showings on the latest in season's wear have convinced Edmund Pryba, Leo Pryblyski, and Walter Przyborowski that it's permissible for the In the spring a--- Forgive me. Well, go thither and yawn, if you must. In answer to the query What do you think of holding dances outside of school? the following testimonials were obtained: Freshman-- Personally I don't go to dances. If I did go, I would prefer going to a dance in the school building. --Thaddeus Demski. Sophomore--- Outside dance halls with their many accommodations offer a more attractive setting for such affairs. It also gives the students an opportunity to get acquainted with suitable dance halls other than the school ballroom. --Marian After- i good. Junior--- It is a fine idea. The Spanish club is planning to hold its dance outside at the Park Roe Town Club. The students are very enthusiastic. There is more variety in holding dances outside. Then too, our gym is too cold-looking for a dancef'---I-Ian vella Bentley. Senior-- An outside dance is more ex- pensive, but the pleasure derived from it makes up for the expense. It's different. You get away from everyday surround- ingsf'---Willard Cleaveland. ' Faculty--- As a rule, school dances have their best setting within the scholastic walls. Democratic, less expensive, accessi- ble, informal, dated or dateless, the school dance at the school offers these advan- tages. For the exception to the rule, the party given outside offers the novelty of' being more festive, more formal, therefore more of an occasion. In normal times, one of ou school dances might be conducted profitably out of the building. Within or without the school each type has its advantages in the training it 'provides and the enjoyment it affords. --Miss Marian McDonough. -.--..i.....i., Husband: By the way, wifie dear, what are we having for dinner? Wife: Sponge cake. I sponged the eggs from Mrs. Jones, the flour from Mrs. Brown, and the milk from Mrs. Smith.--Guard and Tackle, Stockton: California. Asmile has cheered many times, but a laugh at the wrong time has broken hearts. ---The Crystal, Tpledo, Ohio. Mrs. Rogers Kto young callerj--I'm sorry, but Betty said to tell you she wasn't home. Ralph Walder---Well, tell her l'm glad I djiclnfft call.--Guard and Tackle, Stockton, a 1 . TWO-BY-TWO Rachel and Goldie Schulak, the last of Woodward's twins, confess that they Wear each other's clothes. At least the girls are truthful! The girls like very much being twins, al- though they really aren't twins, for Rachel ist older than Goldie---by fifteen whole min- u es. Sisterly love prevails in their relation- ship, for they call each other honey The only person who never mistakes one girl for the other is their mother. Their father finds it hard to distinguish between them. The only facial difference between the two girls is that Goldie's face is round and Rachel's face is long. Rachel's aim in life is to be a stenogra- pherg Goldie's is to be a nurse. c ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER CANDIDATES LCCK p A FROSH WRESTLERS TRACKSTERS ENTER Coon IN PRACTICE , BE R FACTS WIN MAT TCURNEY IN UNIVERSITY MEET Tryouts For Quarter-Back X f Q j i Eight Final Matches Result Large Number Of Schools To Job Will Be Given Most Attention With the third day of spring football concluded Coach Bevan will send his charges through a stiff workout tonight as the boys have rounded into shape very quickly. The coaches have sent the boys through light offensive drills during the first three days and the gridders are practically ask- ing to start scrimmage. Butch Leininger's punting and passing has been a high spot in the practice sessions thus far and tackling by several members of the team has been outstanding during the week. Several new men have been out for positions including Joe Hiltman, Frank Michalak, Jim Saba, Gifford Meacham, and Florian Tschogl. Although the initial workout was started but three days ago, it is indicated that the quarter- back job will be the main -position to fill this year and by the end of next week the most promising man available will get plenty of work. - New Rules Go Into Effect For Coming Indoor Season New rules, drawn up by the Amateur Baseball Federation, will be in effect when Woodward inter-club and inter-class teams open the coming seasons. A ten-man team, including a short center. fielder who will play behind second base, has been added to cut off all line drives and Texas leaguers that would probably be base hits. Pitching distance has been changed from 30 to 35 feet. This gives the batter a better advantage as the ball shows a tendency to slow up in going a greater distance. Base stealing is allowed after the ball has left the pitcher's hand. Since this is allowed, the bases will be changed from 45 to 50 feet in length. Golf Practice Begins Golf team tryouts will practice Monday at 9 a.m. at Ottawa Park. As the first fairway and green are under water, the boys will start at the second tee. . Coach H. F. Phipps would like all the tryouts to come to the next meeting which will be held Friday, conference hour. Girls' Classes Hear Talk Charles Morgan, representa- tive f ro In the American Red Cross, addressed members of the girls' gym classes Friday, March 31, and Monday, April 3: Artifi- cial respiration was the subject of his talk to freshmen, while he spoke to the upper classmen on Hrst aid and life saving. Thirty-two candidates reported to Coach Bevan for the initial workout of the season last Tues- day and showed the spirit and fire that makes winning football teams. The boys went through run- ning and tackling drills the first day and are ready for more action. Wrestling in the gymnasium and in Bevan's room has put the boys -in wonderful condition. The fake Wrestling match put on by Ben Wexler and Joe Hiltman had most of the specta- tors believing the match was on the square until the boys got too playful and threw each other around the gym. . Campbell Memorial of Youngs- town is a new opponent on the Bears' football schedule for next year. The Youngstown team will play here November ll, the date formerly filled by Central. Woodward Racquet Team To Meet Alumni Net Squad Woodward tennis players will play an alumni team tomorrow morning at 9 a. m. in the first game of the season at Jermain Park. The date was originally set for a practice tilt with Waite, but due to the weather, the east- siders' coach cancelled the game. Brian McKnight and Vincent Strohm are two of Coach Lowry's assistants in rounding the boys into shape and with Ralph Brad- ley and Lewis Bozman will fur- nish opposition to the regulars Saturday. Coach Lowry will compose his team from Bill Reeves, Carl M o n t o, Paul Landwehr, J a c k Lockert, Howard Muar, Norman Mielink and Lloyd Smith. A cap- tain will be chosen just before the game. ' Gym Instructors Add Two Sports To Boys' Program Ring tennis and pin ball are the latest sports being played in the boys' gym classes. Gym in- structors have been teaching the boys the main points of the games. Ring tennis is similar to vol- leyball except that the ball is replaced by a large doughnut- shaped ring. Pin ball is derived from basketball, instead of shooting the basket, the players attempt to knock over a pin placed within a circle. Class Takes Field Trip Members of Miss Grace Cronk's sixth hour class went to Forest Cemetery on a field trip last Tuesday during their double class period. The members tried to see and recognize different species of birds which the class has been studying. In Victory For Freshmen Freshmen wrestlers took first place in the inter-class wrestling finals, which were held Tuesday, in the boys' gym, when they totaled 99 points, 17 points ahead of their nearest competi- tor. The ophomores, seniors, and juniors followed in respec- tive order. In the feature upset of the tourney, Joe Red Hiltman pinned Stan Wildcat Szcze- panik in four minutes and fifteen seconds. Bottles Grzy- winski and Mel Spencer put on the shortest exhibition with the Polish boy winning the fall in one minute and ten seconds. The Friedman-Tschogl match was the longest on the program with Friedman pinning Tschogl after five minutes and fifteen seconds of violent efforts. Wexler, Kelley Win Ben Wexler threw Rojac in four minutes and ten seconds, when he applied the scissors. Bulldog Kelley got a verdict over Stan Nowak. Roberts won over Farris in one minute and fifteen seconds. The Lupinski brothers both won verdicts in their divisions, Stanley downing Blum in five minutes and Louis throwing Carl Kraft in two min- tutes and fifteen seconds. Red hiltman and Red Wexler put on an exhibition of a fake wrest- ling match. Ben Wexler and Carl Campbell were in charge of the tourna- ment. INTRA-MURAL TILTS At the best vollyball game played at Woodward the Zeta- leathean team won from the Friendship club 40-37. After every serve the score was tie. Natalie Cwieka refereed.the game. Sophomores, juniors, and seniors are tied for first in the inter-class intra-mural league in the girls' vollyball tournament. The champion games will be played after school today. Orchestras Present Fine A Program At Art Museum Woodward orchestra joined the orchestras of Waite and Libbey in an excellent concert in the peristyle of the Art Museum last Sunday afternoon. A large audience applauded every selection offered by the three individual groups, all of which were directed by Miss Bessie Werum. The Woodward. portion of the program consisted of the overture, Barber of Se- ville by Rossini, and Atlantis Suite by Safranek. ., f....x. , A.nn...w.m.r..,, . .1 A.. ....a.L,.i., .. ....e...u:- ...Arm ,m.m.A.......A..-.....,...-..,sn A-,...mm...L.:n ...L f...Ls.A..e.A.Ig.f.r....4.. ...c.n,.,,g:...-...n.e..nA Compete At Toledo Field House Second annual state open in- door track meet will be held at Toledo University Field House tomorrow, with the preliminary events slated for 2 o'clock. All tracksters winning pl a c e s in their heats will be placed in the finals, which will be run 0E at 8 o'clock tomorrow evening. Coach Smith is entering the following boys: Joe Friedman and Stanley Szczepanik, in the 60 yd. dash and sprint relay, Carl Monto and William Kapela, 440 yd. rung Dan Sahadi, 880 yd. dash, James Boyd, 65 yd. low hurdles and sprint relay. The other member making up the sprint relay team is Hugh Collins. Three boys will be entered in the field events. LeRoy Holmes and Stanley Lupinski are slated to heave the 12 pound shot. George Kerwin a n d L e R o y Holmes are entered in the high Jump. The mile relay team is com- posed of Dan Sahadi, Carl Monto, Vernon Burke, and William Kapela. Game Program Is Next X An individual game program consisting of handball, golf strokes, tennis, shufileboard, and archery will begin in the girls' gym following spring vacation. Each girl will be taught every game so that she can play out- side of school when the opportu- nity arises. These contests will differ from other tournaments in that competition is by person in- stead of team. ..--mm..i...- Student Council Appoints Boys' Locker Room Patrol The student council has .ap- pointed boys from each study hall to patrol the boys' locker room each gym period. These boys are under the supervision of the student council and are stationed in the gym to prevent theft. . This means of protection has already been used in the girl ' gym- . Peiuper Club To Debate At the next regular meeting of the Peiuper club a program in the form of a debate will be given. The question his: Resolved that the United States should rec- ognize Russia. Leon Zotkow, Jerald Blatt, and Philip Moore will take the affirmative, The neg- ative will be taken by Sam Rifkin, Arthur Berkowitz, and Meyer Schall. Club Party Postponed Due to the Spanish club dance, the Social Science club party scheduled for tonight has been postponed. it-1.-. - - ' ga ag-N .. :fi-1'f?.'-Wzlfrxff--fit :,':-We-vngaggg-gg-gvgfyv ,.?3'f-19355 g vt- .g1:oi'i.-fjifgrf FF:-'lTg'1i -3 K N . . I--.-pl Vi,T,.:..A-. ..- ,, - .p ,-. . W .. ry. -- -.. ,S Af 7. F 1, 3- .. - . - j v- 5, 9 . g - -f 5 1- .W , N .7-4 . g R- -,X -: K-...gn Mn, g- , - K K . K- . X gl,-V 3. iw..-.. , V-, - .Q K t Q K . . ' P . I V- ,-.Eva ! .fgu-2,5x.g N -- A. f-1 THE WOODWARD TATTLER - . - . - -4- - -F LANGUAGES CHOOSE ENTRANTS IN EXAMS Woodward Representatives Compete In Many Subjects With the exception of world history, Woodward will enter contestants in all the state scholarship t e s t s at Bowling Green May 6. Since all the elimi- nation tests have not been given, it is impossible to produce a com- plete list of the students who will represent the various subjects. First year students in Latin are Alice Farris and Charles Stewart while Molly Meerkreb and Jane Staiger will try out for the second year. Students repre- senting the Spanish department are Noel Kiefer and James Nassar. Two of the following, Anna Wegener, La Donna Pfuhl, Charles Klinksick, Emily Braunschweiger, will compete in German. Results of an elimi- nation test in French II found Frances Dunn and Phillip Moore successful while in French IV Sam Schall and Helen Swaya will be the contestants. The two students highest in the algebra test and who will compete in that subject . are Thaddeus Demski and Eugene Zytkus. Science, English, and History departments have not as yet given the elimination test. Club Members To See Three - Puppet Shows At Meeting Julia Bennett, Frances Dunn, Joan Elmer, and Milton Kimmelman took part in the puppet show, The Three Bears, which was given at the French club meeting Tuesday, April 4. The puppets were operated by Annette Veller, Fern Strigow, Bertha Jakcsy, and Sanford Schwartz. Three short playlets, The Fear of Death, The Right Time, and 'iAll's W'ell That Ends Well, were also presented at this time by Sam Schall and were operated by Philip Weiss and James Shemas. Little Theater Guild Will Dramatize O. Henry Story . Hypothesis of Failure by O. Henry was chosen by the Little Theatre Guild for the theme of a one-act play to be written by members of the club, and presented at the May sopho- more class meeting. Marjorie Herzberg is in charge of the committee writing the play. Dr. Laughton To Speak Dr. George Laughton, minis- ter of the First Congregational Church, will talk on Literature and Life at the Fasces club meeting Thursday, April 20. Special invitations have been extended to English classes. UNDER THE TATTLER TORCHLIGHT Mr. Van Tassel The Tattler Torch has uncov- ered among the faculty a shining example of a modest record breaker. The above personage established a mark that has not been beaten when he bowled a score of 268 in the schoolmaster's league two years ago. Clyde Van Tassel hails from McClure city, Henry County, Ohio. He graduated from a two- room high school in that city. He followed up his education by receiving his B. of S. degree at Bowling Green. This summer will find him attending Ohio State in order to get his master's degree. Besides parts of Canada and Mexico the dust of thirty states have been disturbed by his feet. His sports are golfing, fishing, hunting, bowling, and' bridging. His favorite food is-peanuts. His favorite radio program Kas all his students can tell youl- Amos 'n Andy. Before becoming a venerable imparter of knowledge, Mr. Van Tassel served the U.S. in a post office at Napoleon. He h a s taught at Bryan, Mansield, Na- poleon, and rural schools before coming to Woodward. As all the other egotistical teachers, C.V.T. believes that he teaches the most interesting subject in the building. Teachers To See Sanctuary Saturday, April 8, three biolo- gy teachers, Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Mary O'Brien, and Miss ,Mary Boyles, will motor to King- sville, Ontario, to Jack Minor's place, a bird sanctuary. . NEWSPAPER STAFF REHEARSING PLAY Tattler Reporters Become Stage Performers For Hot Copy Can you imagine Tattler re- porters suddenly becoming Sarah Bernhardts and John Booths? This remarkable transformation is being effected by Miss Marie J. Doering, Tattler adviser, and James Moll, student director, during rehearsals of Hot Copy, a three-act newpaper comedy, which will be presented in the auditorium third a n d fourth hours on April 27. Sam Schall, just a cub report- er in real life, depicts the charac- ter of the editor of the newspaper in a small town. Sharon Leibo- vitz, also a newcomer in the ranks of Tattler reporters, por- trays Jane Corwin, an experi- enced newspaper woman. Leona Jacobs has the role of Sylvia, a young reporter who has just graduated from high school. Meyer Hoffenblum, as Bill Gre- gory, the police reporter, is prac- tising earnestly in an effort to punch the typewriter with atleast three fingers. . Ruth Dorf and Carl Dority are the printers of the newspaper office. Henry Nichpor is the crooked politician who is sup- ported by Helen Swaya, as Mrs. Devine, a town gossip. Doro- thy Shore is the society dame, who tries to crash the front page. Frank Rutkowski is the colored telegraph messenger who enjoys working if he can sit down. Stage Curtain Repaired Worn thin where nervous fin- gers clutch and frightened eyes peer out at a waiting audience, the stage curtain, witness to five years of thrilling drama, has been mended. Its threadworn edges will no longer act as a window, thanks to the sturdy patching done by Cecelia Hudzinski and Dorothy Poczekay, a d v a n c e d students in Miss Laura Adams' sewing classes. Junior Class Play Reviewed Everyone and his girl friend who constituted the large audi- ence that attended the perform- ance. of Little Women last Friday evening agreed that the production ofthe junior dramatic society, Ye Curtaine Players, was up to the high standard set by other Woodward class plays. Pauline Wilson, Mary Louise Vance, Margaret Williams, and Grace Spaulding were the Little Women. Margaret Williams was especially suited to the character of Jo, the hoydenish member of the March family. Mollie. Rubin, as the mother of the girls, did her dramatic bits with ease. . ' . Alvina Piesiewicz and Francis Bell were among the chief laugh provokers of the cast, making their small parts outstanding. Jack Worshtil, Carl Dority, and Robert Kleinhans did excellently as the male leads. Other mem- bers of the cast were Chester Mikol and Frank Siadak. 5 James Damas, property man- ager, Tilma Roloif, stage man- ager, and costumier, Marie Rokici, were chiefly responsible for the costuming and stage settings, which added a great deal to the atmosphere ofthe 60's. Miss Dorothy Kellog directed the production and was assisted by James Moll, student director. Carl Polcyn was chairman ofthe play committee.-The Critic. . . g X VACATION TRAVEL TIME FOR FACULTY Many Parts Of Nation Will See Teachers During Spring Week Members of the Woodward faculty will spend their spring vacations in various and divert- ing ways. Miss M. Boyles is planning to motor to Columbus, H. VanGorder will go to Ashe- ville, North Carolina. C.M. Meek will spend his leisure time visit- ing the high schools in and around Toledo. C. VanTassel will go to Columbus and Desh- ler. Miss Cady plans to motor to Detroit, and Mrs. H. Anderson will visit her sister in Cincinnati and perhaps go to Detroit. Will- iam Rohr discloses that he will go no farther than Perrysburg. Hugh Montgomery and his wife are designing to visit in Kindallville, Indiana, and will spend the rest of the week in Port C li nto n and Sandusky, Ohio. Detroit and S p r i n g- weather, Michigan, will welcome Miss M. Ward during the week of vacation. L. C. Clark will spend part of his time on his father's farm near Bradner, Ohio. Miss Curtis designs to journey to Cleveland. Miss Hazelton an- nounces that she will remain home and bring up her new dog. A. Johnson will motor home to Wayne, Ohio, while S. B. Crouse and C. C. LaRue will go to Devil's Lake to clean up their cottages. L. G. Nuber plans to sojourn in Lorraine, Ohio, to see an old pal, and J . Mohrhardt will go to his home in Burlington, Michigan. Chicago, Illinois, will find Miss A. Miller in its broad and spacious streets at this time, while Grand Rapids beckons to Miss S. Cornwell. A The rest of the faculty express their desire to stay at home, rest, read, and sleep. Electrical Talks Finish Joseph Everett returned for the fourth and final electrical talk of the series Monday, April 3. His assisting engineer was Will- iam Steinhauer of the E d i s o n Company. They discussed The Utilization of Electricity. Divi- sions ofthe talk were the magne- tic uses of electricity demonstrat- ed by motors, chemicaluses shown by metal plating, and elec- tron uses which were demonstrat- ed by turningon lightswith a flash light through the use of a photo- electric cell, which is a bulb sen- sitive to light rays. ' Seniors Select Speaker Reverend 4 S. C. Michefelder, p a s t o r of St. Paul's Lutheran Church, opposite the courthouse on Erie Street, will deliver the senior baccalaureate sermon on June 11. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick is the chairman of the committee in charge and is assisted by Marie Schwab, Jerald Blatt, Paul Kaseman, and Thelma Brown. l l .- -. 'M . -w . N . K . : . . ' -1 ., . . .. - f -- . 1 ,. .. .. -T--Y...-.-'f:i.f 4 -- - ... iff.-.gQ-f'f.f . -, . . , . ' - -. .- i- -- ' -, - we-3 , vg.:- . - ,K K A- . N - . -,g 1. 1 3 .' --fs., s .L -. 3. ' ?'-S. .- - ' -4? .Y gf 1 i' e '.. f Fi my .,-Q-.- 5 fag- ia' ',sL'.a:-.,- 3 ,-.c-.::i.eE...-.M Ne.. .2-sztssqkAigmgm 'a.4al.. L-Wf..s..gg4,g,g....1-4.4-i.s.-.ag in .- .--. uf ...Q-.,,,g.r.f..s--at-:.f::.. -.. ---1..x.s-sax.-.1-1..:.as.xs we J Constantly, Consistently Construct' A , Toledo, Ohio, April 21, 1933 No. 29 ooDW RD T TTLER . Vol. V W CLUB TO HOLD g AFFAIR AT THEATER Stage Program, Movies On Woodward's Second ' Fun-Night Woodward high school's sec- ond annual Fun-Night will be held April 26, at the Ohio thea- ter, corner LaGrange and Cen' tral. The football W club promotes this year's affair. Six acts of vaudeville with Woodward students participat- ing are on the program. Three have been lined up already with Mr. Hanham's tumbling squad, a girls, chorus, and a quartet listed. Connie Clark and his Royal Woodwardites are provid- ing the orchestration. On the screen will be the reg- ular film featuring the f'Panther Woman, Richard Arlen, and Charles Laughton in The Island ofLost Souls, and the popular M-G-M comedians, Laurel and Hardy, in Scram. Admission c ha rg e is fifteen cents. Jack O'Connell, manager of the Ohio Theater, has prom- ised the W club a percentage on all tickets sold by Woodward students. All proceeds will be used to purchase charms to be given to senior members of the football and basketball teams. Press Luncheon Scheduled To Honor Hot Copy Cast Tattler luncheon to honor the cast of Hot Copy, will be given Thursday, April 27, in the cafe- teria, following the play. Mem- bers of the first and fourth hour newswriting classes will be pres- ent. Following the lunch, a program will be presented in the library. Talks by p ri n c i p al Charles LaRue, William Rosenberg, Jane Staiger, James Moll, Virginia Schuster, and Marion Jaworski will be given. Committee in charge consists of Alberta Teall, Virginia Mann, Alvina Piesiewicz, Arthur Berko- witz, and Matthew Obloza. Club Members Debate Peiuper club has chosen a novel and beneficial way of con- ducting programs at its meetings. Members of the club are grouped into teams, two of these are select- ed to debate on some question at each convocation, the point is dis- cussed and later voted on by judges. In this way the organiza- tion hopes to form a' team that will represent it against compet- itors. WWOODWARD DAY SCHEDULED MAY 5 Vaudeville Acts, Dance, Movie Listed On Day's Program May 5 will mark the first Woodward Day. This celebra- tion will prevail throughout the ,whole school, the entire day. The day's program will consist of vaudeville acts in the audito- rium, a dance in the gym, and a movie. The building will be dec- orated with the school's colors. The purpose of the event will be to help pay for the new mov- ing picture machine. Any funds left after the payment will be used for the Community Chest. General committee is headed by Nellie Flaum. Assisting her are Miles Booth, Ray Woodfil, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, and Lois Hotz. Roberta DuMounte heads the committee in charge of the pro- gram in the auditorium. Marvin Trattner, Lois I-Iotz, Margaret Grebe, Jane Staiger, and Ed- mund Brooks are other members of this committee. Ray Crouse is chairman of the moving picture committee. Wil- lard Cleveland, Grover Kenyon, Betty Jane Kaslly, and William Tyrrell are helping him. Ticket committee is headed by Eugene Kelsey, with Norma Flaum, Dorothy Shore, Esther Jakcsy, and Melvin Spencer assisting. Phyllis Netz will take charge of publicity. Her assistants are Harriet Maier, Alvina Piesiewicz, Ruth Ramlow, George Fraser, and Donald McFerren. Classes Invited To Inspect Phases Of Life In Hospital . Home nursing classes and all senior girls who are interested have been invited by the Toledo Hospital to inspect different phases of hospital life Saturday, April 22. Demonstrations were suggest ed in the invitation which would attract the visitors. Bathing the Baby was the one chosen. After the demonstration, tea will be served in Cragston Hall. Miss Hazel Coy, Miss Amie Miller, and Miss Angela Abair will chaperon the party. Products In Display Case Exhibits of cork, silk, mineral agricultural and manufactured products of Clyde Van Tassel's commercial geography classes will be used in the Tattler dis- play case next week. Scenes of different countries and people will be exhibited as well as maps and reports prepared by students. WOODWARD TATTLER STAFF WILL GIVE NEWSPAPER PLAY THURSDAY Hot Copy Shows Fight Of Small-Town Newspaper Against Crooked Politics, Cast Named From Members Of Staff . AS THEIR first attempt in a dramatic line the Woodward Tattler stad will present a three act newspaper comedy, Hot C0py,' Thursday, April 27, during third and fourth hours in the auditorium. Miss Marie J . Doering and James Moll are directing. The action of the play takes place in the office of the Evening Herald, a newspaper in a smalgtown. Sylvia Dale, portrayed by TATTLER ADVISER IS DIRECTING PLAY Miss Doering Miss Marie J . Doering is taking enough time off from her duties as editorial adviser of the Tattler to direct the Woodward jour- nalists in their first dramatic venture, Hot Copy. Perfect English Stressed In Vocational Talk To Girls The most important prepara- tion in all things, and particul- arly for oflice work, is perfect English. The above statement was made by Miss Anne Anderegg whose talk on stenography and secretarial work ended the vo- cational guidance talks for senior girls given by the Business and Professional Women's Club. At a later date, Miss Blanche Hazelton will present a demon- stration on the various types of home economics. n Class Plays Successful Dramatic societies of Wood- ward have had a very successful year and have succeeded in dra- matizing productions w hi c h have brought high profits as class plays. Senior Dramatic society has taken in S130 on Daddy Long- Legs g Ye Curtaine Players, S105 on Little Women , and the Little Theatre Guild, S56 on f'Once in a Palace. ,Leona Jacobs, is the society re- porter. Meyer I-Ioffenblum takes the role of Bill Gregory, police reporter. Sam Schall enacts the part of Kenneth Wade, editor of the Evening Herald, who is assisted by Sharon Leibovitz in the role of Jane Corwin, an experienced newspaper woman. Character Parts Listed Ruth Dorf, as Peggy Wilson, and Carl Dority, as Bud Rice, are the printers of the paper, while Frank Rutkowski has the part of Randolph Peters, colored messenger boy. Dorothy Shore presents the character of Hazel Winston, one of the society pub- licity seekers. Dudley Kay, enacted by Henry Nichpor, is the crooked politician who attempts to gain control of the paper. Helen Swaya, as Mrs. Devine, one of town busy bodies, is eagerly supporting Mr. Kay. Newspaper Office Scene The entire play has a true newspaper background, owing to the experience gained by the players in their own newspaper office. A minor love strain runs through the play between three couples. Technical assistants are Mari- on Jaworski, stage managerg Al- vina Piesiewicz, costumesg and Mollie Rubin, make-up. Chicago University Offers Scholarships To Graduates Entries for the University of Chicago's 1933 prize scholarship examinations will be received from high school seniors up to April 22. The examinations will be given Saturday, May 13, in eleven different cities. At least 30 one-year scholar- ships at the University of Chi- cago, valued at 959,000 or more, will be offered as prizes. A stu- dent may take the examination in any three of ten subjects: Eng- lish composition and literature, physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, Latin, French, German, Spanish, and American history. Entry blanks are already in the hands of school principals, and these must be sent, with principal's a p p r o v al, to Mr. William F. Cramer, University of Chicago, by April 22. . - . , if . . .f -- - - - - ' f mm, ..,..s..r.Q.in,..:s.Is.i... .s.-4gn,m.a4..-gmi- -.14-'rffsrsfs f..::-.--:ers-Y . -5 'Ar ' -' A . xf ' '- . f ft if -1 . 0 '-FI X' H -'T' -' '-it-it 'ii' + l I l'!.1 g 'S its A-ii - Q--is-,Y .sg N X a TI'lEWOODWARDTA'l'1'LER THE WOODWARD TATTLER p , , HO, J Published and Printed Every School Week by the N N ' 'W S Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 i . per Semester. 5-03 Single iSS11e- - April 27 is the date of Hot Copy, There being no twins in the Tattler of- ' A story of newspaper-men and women. iice we'll get one jump ahead of this col- ' -V m l Vvyy All' X I , mm TATTLER STAFF Editor--in-C11ief ,,,,,,,,,..........,........ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .... .. .............................. Leona Jacobs Business Manager .......................... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor ........... ................ D orothy Shore . Alberta Teall Sport Editors ................... ........ . lj Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ gggglgelggsfgsz Humor Editor. ............. ....................... .-..- R ll th Dorf Copy Reader ............ .................... C orabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor ..... ......... S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor .... ............................ E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Editors ......... ........ ff Robert Ridenom, Make-up .......... .............. C hester Matuszak Pressman ......... ..........,...... E dward J ankowski Faculty Advisers .............. Q nngsilnfaiiiwihfgiffgg 3 8' Y Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD ' PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. - More Frequent Educational Assemblies. I ERE are two events scheduled for the near future which Woodward students should lend their utmost cooperation. The first of these is Fun-Nite, to be given at the Ohio theater Wednesday, April 63 the other is the date of May 5 when this school will be turned over to the students for their first Woodward Day. 1 The object behind each of these events is a worthy one. Proceeds from the theater affair will be used to purchase emblems for the football and basketball teams which they so rightly deserve and which the Athletic Association cannot afford to buy. The Woodward Day profits are to be turned over as a payment on the talking machine. Students supporting these two projects will be true Woodward boosters. 0 1 U THE business of putting out a school pa- per isn't getting along any better than the business of our large industries. Libbey is mimeographing their Crystal nowg Toledo U's Campus Collegian has sus- pended next week's appearance to help balance a scarlet budgetg other high school papers have resorted to sources other than subscriptions for their incomes. As for the Tattler's net profit to date, it wouldn't take a child prodigy to count it. It looks as if scholastic journalism is having a hard light to keep from filing a petition of voluntary bankruptcy. i . . , . ' . , x, -, ' af., -M,-,.N.1'. I Thus, do I dedicate this column With a tale of each Tattlerite gotten Called OE 'N On. To me-a conglomerated concoction. It might be a limerick to you, but to me it's just five lines of type gone wrong and a col- umn begun. Ah, the long awaited opportunity of revealing to the eagerly beseeching public the in ide dope about the dopes that edit this rag. Excuse the vernacular. I lapsed in- to one of the Hot Copy parts. Only twenty six things and two persons to descry to you this issue. Dear MJD and jolly HM of the latter category. Strange as it may seem, we'll start with the strangest thing in the Tattler office--Ye Ed. He's known to his teachers as William, to his dog as Wilyam, and to us as Bill--not like those coming about the first of the month. He's not a bad Bill, he's Bill Rosenberg. Hail to the chief. Now that I've paid my proper respects, I'l1 introduce you to an average first hour in the Tattler Office minus the slam, the slights, and the sadness. A silly symphony, and we're ready.- Theres Leona Jacobs between' smiles and snappy sarcasm she's proofreading the Tatt- ler. Sigji' Erratum did she say? fNope not Latin- just a little bit fancy for typographical errors.J Between pennies and puns and subscrib- ers and suspense Charles Klinksick lets everyone know he's living. Dear old business manager. Arthur Berkowitz ass't.B.A. makes the perfect take a letter type. He certainly can send replies to firms that address their bills to us Mr. Tattler Office. Now you 'get' that story, Miss Marie Swaya politely tells such guileless go- getters as Sharon Leibovitz, Mollie Rubin, and Virginia Schuster. We'll skip the feature editor. They may get her for this. Ruth Dorf makes things humorous around the T.O. kid- ding Corabelle Kehrer, giving advice to the lovelorn fthere I go with that Hot Copy J, or letting Carl Dority sing, talk, flatter her, and write a feature at the same time. So much for our Sylvia Sydney. Spots! Sports! Oh, yes handsome, happy Marion Jaworski. Dependable, d e m u r e Matthew Oblaza. That sp ot on the floor? That's the beginning of the path Alberta Teall and Alvina Piesiewicz have worn up to the girls' gym. When Stephania Goryszewska can't ind a news story to nose out, she buries that ap- pendage in high school papers from Pittsburgh to Pottsbille. Anna Wegener gets clubby with the club cubs cunningly conniv- ing captions. Robert Ridenour and Ethel Dull sit in the corner and converse on their junior class aifairs or mates. James Moll swings in with a feature story which he's sure will help get the Tattler out. Helen Swaya and Virginia Mann can usually be counted on to turn somethingout by the way they Wag their heads together over that copy. Henry Hank, Nickipor, Nick Nichpor nnds it necessary every so often to remind M. J aworski that he isn't the only sports writer in the place. Looks as if we seniors will join the unemployed-at the end of the year. And Sam Schall after complacently mumbling all over the distractd office to everyone else's distraction will intermittently inform you, Hot Copy is my name Hot Copy is my fame Hot Copy Ye Gods! Will April 27 never come? The door opens but Chester Matuszak never shuts it. He .bustles in, and hustles out with the Hot Copy Tattler edition copy to umn and give you a head start on the big who's finding who race. Right in our own Tattler oflice we have two girls who are at present working busily on their respective senior committees, banquet and prom. The first, who does society in Hot Copy, is neither blond nor brunette, has naturally curly hair, a light complexion, wears mostly black and green, is an oiiicer ofthe International, Orchestra, and Nation- al Honor Society organizations, is an impor- tant stail' member of the Tattler and Saga, but seems to perfer the oiiice on the first floor to that of the third, is among the ten highest seniors on the honor roll, thinks potato chips, pickles, and candy bars make a great lunch, and is well liked among her many girl friends. Guessed her identity yet? Number two is also a member of the Tattler and Saga staffs dividing her time between the two oiiices. She's black haired, blue eyed, looks best in green, favors skirts and blouses and boys named Bill, Just a little hardboiled girl is she in Hot Copy, but she's played all kinds of roles being in most of the dramatic productions this year. It's been extra-curricular activities ever since her sophomore year. At present she's a member of the Senior Dramatic Society, International, and Salesmanship clubs. You never know what to expect next when with her. She has adilferent person- ality for every occasion. It's too bad for the opposite sex if she decides to make one of them. Frank, unique, hard one mo- ment, gentle the pext-do you know this unusual bit of femmity? Next week's Tattler will disclose the names of these two active fourth year stu- dents. Watch for it! 206 where it finally comes to Eddie J ankow- ski, pressman. Rackety Rax is our theme song as this telling tale closeth, but dis- counting twenty per cent and losing the other eighty per cent you have seen the life of the Tattler oflice inmates. As for Miss Doering, she sits on the editor's left, quietly observes that it must be 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration, suggests many usefull idea,and and is generally adored by everyone. And Hugh Montgomery? He tells us if there isnit enough copy. We want copy. Coming up. And hot, baby hot. What? Oh, Hot Copy. WHO'S WHAT W. Rosenberg, facetious--L. Jacobs, per- spicacious--A. Berkowitz, voluble-C. Klink- sick, clever-M. Swaya, Persistentg-R. Dorf unusual-D. Shore, ingenious-A. Teall, easygoing--M. J aworski, cocky-M. Oblaza, undiscovered-A. Piesiewicz, entertaining-- -C, Kehrer, pertinacious--S. Goryszewska, reserved--E. Dull, attractive--A. Wegener, diligent--R. Ridenour, friendly--C. Matus- zak, well-meaning--E. J ankowski, rational-- C. Dority, glib-S. Liebovitz, vivacious--V. Mann, merry- J . Moll, earnest-H. Nich- por, jocose---M. Rubin, reliable-S. Schall, punctilious-- V. Schuster, reticent- H. Swaya, companionable. One of last year's editions carried a per- sonal about boys becoming outstanding while waiting on front porches for their girl friends. Not necessary at all. Be out- standing in the auditorium April 27 wait- 'ing to see Hot Copy. , I b. i 1 A V 1, U ,K ,gi X M, H. . W, g K t . . ' f .. N .J . .. s K , K - .,..f4:'-. 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B d W th P -1--t R 1 t E . , n H In Competition For , pp A Ad a ea er reven s egu ar Ou door Practice, ' Q Team Positions Annual inter-class track meet will be staged during the next week when freshman, sopho- more, junior, and senior teams meet on the cinder paths to de- cide the track championship. Events on the program will be the high jump, pole vault, shot put, broad jump, discus throw, 120 low and high hurdles, 100 yard dash, 220 yard dash, and 440 yard dash. The 880 and the mile run will climax the meet. Any boy in school is eligible for a place on the teams. Each of the four teams will be com- posed of ten men. Homer Hanham and Art Smith will supervise the meet. Candidates For Golf Team -Practice At Ottawa Park Candidates for the Woodward golf team practiced on the Ottawa golf links during the spring holidays. Cold and wet weather has h a m p er e d the chance of practicing conference hours. The Bears' team will be chosen from the f o l lo wi n g tryouts: Arthur Weiber, Leon Phifer, Chester Wierszewski, Ralph Michalak, Charles Stewart, Clyde DeShetler, Sylvester -Szepanski, Arthur Karnikowski, Casimer Obloza, and Ed Stager. Coach Phipp's team will meet Central in the first game of the coming season next Wednesday at 3:30 on the Ottawa park golf course. Central has a strong team and will be out to take the Bears to the market. Woodward will be handicapped as there is only one veteran returning from last year's team, the mainstay being Arthur Weiber. Tumbling Exhibition Given ' By Homer Hanham's Team Homer Hanham's tumbling team gave an exhibition at the Toledo Newsboys' Association's Open House, which was held last Monday night. ' Members of the team are Ed Zylka, Leroy Holmes, Joe Fried- man, Jim Sfaelos, and Ed Mac- kiewicz. Mr. Hanham formerly held the position of physical director at the Newsboys' club before he came to Woodward. - Girls' Intra-mural Tennis Tourney To Begin Monday Girls' intra- mural round-robin tennis tournament will begin Monday after school. Each team will enter two girls. The games will be played every day after school in the girls' and boys' gym. Following the individual game program, indoor baseball will be taught in classes. As soon as the weather permits, the intra-mural ,leagues will begin a baseball tour- nament. ' ' A-HL... 'up--.f.'-. .K -ZH -1' . .' QfZ-g,5 t1'.'. .'n.,' Coach Bevan is nursing an in- fected eye he received while wrestling with one of the football players. Lakewood High, which won the indoor track meet held at Toledo U., presented something new to the followers of the thin- clads. A group of about 100 stu- dents accompanied the Lakewood team and cheered each of their students who won first place for his school. CThey cheered practi- cally all the time as the Lake- wood boys just about won all the eventsl ward track coach, the Lakewood boys shattered almost every rec- ord. Woodward golfers will soon open their schedule. The team has but one veteran returning, but with the addition of some good newcomers, Coach Phipps has high hopes for the boys. Woodward W men request that students buy tickets for the Fun-Night here at school be- cause the club does not get any of the percentage of the tickets sold at the theater box office. Buy here and give the W men the benefit. BOYS' STANDINGS Senior Hi-Y and Machine Shop took first places in their respec- tive leagues. In the playoff of the inter-club leagues, the Senior Hi-Y team, composed of Jack Lockert and Charles Borchardt, defeated Stan Szczepanik and Frank Katafiasz, who made up the Machinists team. Standings American League Team W L Pct. Sr. Hi Y. .................................. 7 0 1.000 Auto Mech. ............ ......... 6 1 .857 French Club .......... ......... 4 3 .571 Elec. Club ......... ......... 4 3 .571 Q and D .................. . ........ 4 3 .571 Tattler Staff ............................ 2 5 .285 Art Klan ............................. ..... 1 6 .143 Polish Knights ...................... 0 7 .000 National League Team W L Pct. Machine Shop ........................ 7 0 1.000 Pica Club .................................. 6 1 .857 General Shog .......................... 4 3 .571 Commerce lub .................... 4 3 ' .571 Jr. Y. .................... ......... 3 3 .500 Pencil Pushers ...................... 5 .285 6 .250 7 .000 i cn' -no -+ UQEQEH Rideau- 3 I-15'-'Cp,.,U 0 roe+N....,,o,':'.U:.1 .2'-Z8.Qq',ig-.3 Es2..a'Ps 4' . ,Q ips-532559 SHQQ mb'-lg-,g fggmgwggd sas'-EEE: 'isgwgihs M911-ESD-'mp , l-19.-h,,,, 1t4 .'S.O2 :5gm 1 F:-v1cbD g':J c-'2?2?- 0 7, mmfen-7.2. Peiuper Club ........ . ...........,..... Latin Club ................................ Rivalry Keen For Places On Squad Before Annual Spring Game Woodward Polar Bear grid aspirants were unable to put in regular hours last week due to bad weather conditions, but the coaches plan to send the boys through stiff workouts in order to prepare them for the game with the former varsity team in Ma . Probably the most outstanding part of the practice drihs hiduring the next two weeks will '33 GRID SCHEDULE HAS EIGHT GAMES Eight games and one open date comprise the Polar Bears' 1933 grid schedule. Whitmer, Adrian, DeVilbiss, and Campbell Memo- ial of Youngstown are the new names on the schedule this year. Plans are being made to secure a game for September 30, the only open date. September 23 September 30 October 7 October 14 October 20 October 28 ,November 11 November 18 November 25 Whitmer CHD Open Scott CTI Adrian CHD Waite KTJ DeVilbiss CTD Youngstown Memorial CHD Howe Military Academy KTJ Central KTJ GIRLS' STANDINGS The final standings for the g i rl s' intra-mural volleyball tournament are as follows: INTER-CLUB WON LOST PERC. 6 0 1.000 Friendship 5 1 .830 Boosters 4 2 .664 Wildfire 3 3 .500 French 2 4 .332 1 5 166 0 6 000 Zets Inter-Circle . Latin . INTER-CLASS Seniors 6 1 .792 Sophomores 6 1 .792 Juniors 6 1 .792 Fresh IV 3 3 .500 Fresh V 3 . 3 .500 Fresh I 2 5 .260 Fresh II 1 6 .132 Fresh III 1 6 .132 The Zets won from the Seniors for first place in both leagues. Sophomores lost to the Friend- ship team for third and fourth place. Reverend Wynn Addresses Hi-Yg Members Hold Potluck Reverend I. C..Wynn of the Wesley M. E. Church spoke at a recent meeting of the Senior Hi- ,Y on Our Body. Reverend Wynn while discussing his topic says, We are living in a great machine age, but no machine has ever been found that can come close to equaling the machine in which we live. Program also included a pot- luck which followed the speech. Henry Nichpor and Ronald Piesiewicz were in charge of the be the rivalry for places on the first two teams. , The end positions seem to have the most candidates with Bax- ter, Donovan, Tschogl, Meacham, and Hiltman holding the top notch positions. Wheaton, Jurek, Boroughf, Boardman, and Pitsen are. the best tackle candidates while the two veterans, Kelley and' McFarland, hold the first choice and Kenyon, Wachtel, and Saba are the understudies. Birth- wright seems to be the best man available for the center position at present. Ben Malaska will probably get the call for quarter-back job as will Jim Boyd in the full-back position. Leininger, Freeman, Corthell, Michalak, and Davis are the candidates for the half back position. ' Intensive scrimmage drills are on the slatefor next week and should give the boys plenty of opportunity to show their stuif. Indoor Baseball Is Coming Major Sport On Program Indoor baseball will be the coming major sport on the intra- mural program. Indoor has had a lot of followers here at Wood- ward for t h e last three years. Sixteen teams will be entered into competition. Jack Lockert, Howard Francis, and Leo Kubacki will act as stu- dent managers. The inter-class track meet will be run off next week and inter- club relays win aiso be held in' order to prepare for a quick start in indoor baseball. Oflicials will be chosen from the intra-mural managers. . F Art Smith and Homer Hanham are directing the tournaments. Woodward Alumni To Hold Banquetg Seniors Invited Woodward alumni is sponsor- ing a banquet Saturday, April 29, at 6:45 p. m. at the Women's Building. There will be card. playing and dancing to the mu- sic of the Collegian orchestra. Seniors and friends are invited to attend. Ruth Pfund is chairman of the committee in charge, consisting of Edith Hartford, Clara Bisch, Arthur Backus, Virginia Backus, William O'Rourke, Sam' Rogol- ,sky,and Florence Matzinger. 'N . . . . . f . ,. , . .E ' . i -.- - X. se.-sr.+.'11 ,.'..f.-.U-31? ,,3e..s.,-z-sax..-.-,. A. 4-Q. ci p x - ,SNL .. . , ...M . ... . , ... .. s .., . . , . .-:. ,. Q --x - '- . ages-f 1' E: .-rif ' .111-.-1. 1-'ie - -' ' I sl-. Q. rr: in - J: -f Q., ,-ri--4-.:f,.ea'.?flf-E :Q-i Q , Egaw- - -. gi ag, ,lk . 'E 'ix 'f '1 si ,-f. ..-em... mv , ie.PQ:gyf5:,,.' '-...E -. 1 y X .W -A..--.,..-ff . - 1 31 - '1--4 -'T.r4.-f-i1--'-'iQ:.' Q --Y-ff' z,-is f' -Sf 3-lift '-'im fslfvsib f . gr 'Ibn-J . F1 fs fs-X 'ity'-Pts-he mx-:,w1.'l gn . , N -3:1 S51 N-.ss .w Ei :'- ' Elks, W g 3 --- A f , -. . v Eagan' fins 's.-.Esr.1-.-3n.i...iss.- ' new-lfrassefmsz-.i,s.-',lvargzk -Lg' ug . .1 ss.. .-. ... A - s .. 9 -'+tT'. .-. bf l E , 44.115, . P g g g g THE WOODWARD TATTLER . DISCOUNT OFFERED I C I 'SCIENCE TEACHERS TWO DEPARTMENTS . FOR PLAY TICKETS UNo,1EgI3gIIfL'fgIg:LER VISIT BIRD REFUCE PICK CONTESTANTS Non-Subscribefs Purchasing - Three Biology Instructors Tattlers Will Get Reduction For the benefit of non-subscrib- ers the circulation department of the Tattler has arranged a special discount on tickets to the staffs production, Hot Copy, which will be presented next Thursday, April 27. In this issue a coupon has been published. Only the Tattlers sold in the halls and in the Tattler office will be stamped and therefore valid. Since the subscribers will receive free tickets their Tattler coupons will not bear the seal Al- though the regular ticket price is twenty-five cents, anyone who has purchased this Tattler and holds the stamped coupon can present .the following blank either at the Tattler oflice or to members of the first hour news- writing class holding tickets and receive a ticket for only 15 cents. This coupon and fifteen 1151 cents entitles the holder to one ticket to Hot Copy and will be accepted at the Tattler ofhce. This is not valid unless stamped here. Prizes Will Be Awarded To Home Rooms In Chest Drive Prizes will be awarded to the home rooms that report the most per capita in the Community Chest drive which will close April 28. First prize will be a day's holiday while the Second will be a half day vacation. Each mem- ber of the home room reporting the next greatest amount will receive a ticket to the next movie. All classes one hundred per cent will be excused at 1:45 some day in May, the exact date to be decided later. Winners will be announced May 1. Members To Give Banquet For Mothers, Daughters The Friendship club will hold their annual Mothers' and Daughters' banquet May 17, at the Y. W. C. A. Ruth Kaiser, chair- man of the ways and means committee, is in charge of the affair. Election of ofhcers for the coming year will be held May 16. Installation services are sched- uled for the banquet. Club Holds Potluck Senior Friendship club potluck was held Thursday, April 20, in room 305. A skit entitled Wild Nell was dramatized by the cab- inet. Marguerite Higgins, social chairman, had charge of refresh- ments and Thelma Brown, pro-I week Tattler Torch brightly on curly-headed Meyer Hoffenblum who plays an im- portant role in Hot Copy. 'Mike, as he is known to his friends, works in the print shop and aids in the weekly produc- tion of the Tattler. At present he is engaged in work on the Saga. Meyer has the part of an ener- getic reporter in the play, that character being bit a unlike him, because his usual position is with head on arms with brown eyes shut. However, Meyer really is ambitous. Yes, his great ambition is to be a history teacher. He has a wonderful memory for dates C7130 on the cornerj. Did you ever see a fellow who allowed nothing to bother him? Did you ever see a fellow shuff- ling along the halls in no partic- ular hurry with no particular place to go? Yes, that's Meyer Hoffenblum,.the Bill Gregory of the play. He delights in wearing odd jackets and abhors hats, caps, or anything to cover that black curly hair. Now the torch fades This shines Take Trip North Over Vacations Trip to Kingsville, Ontario, to Jack Minor's place proved very interesting and fruitful to the biology teachers, Miss G. Cronk, Miss M. Boyles, and Mrs. M. O'Brien, who took it. The bird sanctuary is situated on a farm approximately a mile from Kings- ville. The teachers arrived at the sanctuary at about six o'clock Saturday morning and watched the birds from the second story of a barn especially provided for that purpose. Coming in, ranging from a mere speck in the sky, the great flocks of ducks and gees glided onto the pond with gracig ful ease. Among the particular species ofthe ducks and geese were seen mallard, pintail, and canvasback ducks and Snow Blue and great numbers of Canadian geese on the way north. The reason for establishing this feeding and rest- ing place for the birds was that multitudes of the birds going north would perch upon the top of Niagara falls, then would be carried down by the current and killed. By providing this enviable place of refuge, the birds come there to feed and thereby are Eallien out of the path of Niagara s. away, but it will be in the foot- lights Thursday morning in the presentation of 'iHot Copy. voTE ON MOVIES REQUESTED In arranging for Woodward Day on May 5, the entertainment committee encountered difficulty in selecting the movie. The choice rests between The Love Kissv .and Radio Patrol. For a solu- tion it has been decided to let the student body make the decision by expressing its opinion on the the ballot printed in this Tattler. Following has been written a brief resume of each play. After reading each, mark the ballot and place it in the Tattler box in front of 122 before 3 o'clock to- day. The Love Kiss This story is woven around a professor and athletic instructor named Jackson at a girls' school and Miss Lee, a beautiful student, who secretly loves him. As a result of a lost wager with another student that Miss Lee would be the hrst to be kiss- ed by the instructor, she works in the school kitchen. The school faculty investigates an affair, and rather than expose her friend, Miss Lee takes all the blame and is expelled. How- ever, Jackson finds her after she has left and his love kiss seals Radio Patrol Here is a picture of action and containing a love story whose setting is in the New York police rookie school and radio cruisers. Robert Armstrong, who is one of the leading characters, joins the police school together with his companion. When introduced to his friend's sweetheart outside of school, he immediately begins to win her love and eventually she accepts him and they are married. A member of the underworld plans with his gang to burglarize the bank at the New York stock- yards during the night. Certain policemen are bribed and when the radio cruisers and cops arrive some of the bluecoats are killed, among them Mr. Armstrong whose wife the Same night gives birth to a baby boy. The story closes with Mr. Armstrong's companion, the original lover of the girl, rushing to the hospital a n d thereafter taking care of the mother and her son. I Love Kiss .......... General Science, Chemistry, And Math Students Are Named Elimination tests deciding xen- trants competing in the state scholarship tests at Bowling Green, May 6, were given in the science and mathematics depart- ment. Donald Knoke and Sarah Chandler will represent general science while John Kawczynski and Meyer Novick will compete in chemistry. Donald Dietsch and Charles Klinksick will go to Bowling Green for physics. Results of the elimination test 'in geometry found Earl Somm ers and Teddy Walczak entrants in that subject. English and history depart- ments have not as yet announced their representatives, as the tests were given yesterday in these subjects. NOTICE T0 TA'l'l'LER SUBSCRIBERS Each subscriber can receive his ticket to Hot Copy by calling for it at the Tattler office next week before school, during third hour, and lunch period. Zetalethean Members will' Give Card Party Tomorrow Card party sponsored by the Zetalethean literary society will be held tomorrow evening, Sat- urday, April 22, at the Riverside Park shelter house from 8 to 11 p. m. Table and door prizes will be given and refreshments served. Tallies are 25 cents and may be secured from any member of the club. Phyllis Netz is chairman of the committee making arrangements for the affair being assisted by Harriet Maier, Dorothy Smolin- ski, Lucy Stipes, and Jane Kranz. Proceeds will be used to present educational assemblies. Miss Edith Murphy is adviser of this society which was organ- ized last year. Second-year Students Will Give Soph Strut Next Week Spring decorations including tulips, jonquils, and mornin g glories will be prevalent at the Soph Strut, annual dance spon- sored by the second year class- men, which will be held Friday evening, April 28, in Woodward's ballroom. Louis Gray's orchestra will play for the dancing, which is to be from 8:30 till 11 p. m. Committee he a d S are Ruth Kaminsky, publicityg V i r g i ni a Stackowicz, decorationsg Mary S plitt, tickets, Earl Kosbab, ticket-takingg and Louis Barrie, gram. the happiness of both. Radio Patrol ........ ....... c lean-up. . 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' - v01.v ' Toledo, Ohio, April 28, 1933 No. 80 SOPHOMORE CLASS ' , DANCE is TONIGHT Spring Frolic To Be Held In 0 Ball Roomg Music By Louis Gray Spring Frolic, sophomore class dance, featuring spring flowers as decorations, will be given to- night in the Woodward ball room from 8:30 to 11, with Louis Gray's ten piece orchestra furnishing the music for dancing. Card tables on which guests may either play cards or work jig-saw puzzles will be set up in the cafeteria. Fola Reinbolt and members from the Mickey McGarry school of dance will entertain. During the intermission, a grand march will be featured wi th James Sfaelos, Ruth C 1 a r k, Charles Wachtell, and Grace Reinbolt as leaders. The Woodward faculty and ex- ecutive members ofthe P. T. A. are honored guests. Miss Grace Cronk and ,Clyde Meek, soph- omore cl a s s supervisors, are chaperoning the affair. . V Sophomore class cabin' pd the following committees ' - men have planned the annual dance: decorating, V i r g i n 1 a Stackowitzg curtain committee, Marjorie Corthellg ticket selling, .Mary Splittg collecting, Earl Kos- Kbabg publicity, Ruth Kaminsky, poster, La Donna Buecheleg re- freshments, Edward Bettsg check- ing, Daniel Karnikowski, clean up,'Louis Barrie, invitation, Elea- nor Rayg cards and jig-s aw puzzles, Charles Wachtell. 1 Style Show To Be Held In Elkay Auditorium For Girls Wednesday, May 3, in La Salle and Koch's auditorium the Busi- ness Professional Women will sponsor a style show and tea for the senior girls. -The tw elve girls who will model are: Lois Hotz, Kathryn Jackman, Roberta DuMonte, Marion Selter, Ruth Boehler, Ann Ein, Martha Haynes, Tessie Krzyminski, Evelyn Hamilton, Ellen. Jane Scarisbrick, Lucille Wickstrom, Elise Vidlund. Alvira Polito, Genevieve Man-. delski, Ru t h Engbert, Wiletta McCoswin, Wilma J aschke, Eve- lyn Johnston will serve as host- essess. Mothers are invited to attend. Museum Visit Scheduled Students in Miss Marian Mc- lDonough's fourth hour history class and in Miss Mable Rutan's second and seventh hour history classes will visit the Art Museum sWednesday, May 3, from 9 till 12. Miss KEula May Anderson of the Museum will talk on Gothic 'Architectureff ,K K K- K MEMBERS INDUCTED INTO HONOR SOCIETY Gustave Ohlinger Speaks At Services Today In Auditorium At the Honor Society induction services today during conference hour, Gustave A. Ohlinger, a member of the school board and of Phi Beta Kappa, a national college honor society, spoke on various subjects allied with honor organizations. Edward Cychler, Roman Nieszkewicz, and Henry Nichpor played a violin trio. Principal C. C. LaRue and Marvin Trattner, chairman of the affair, also addressed the students. Certificates were presented to Eugene Kelsey, Francis Wood, James Damas, Julius Metty, Lois Hotz, Ruth Boehler, Nellie Flaum, Elia Barefield, Chanles Kimberly, and Ellen Scarisbrick, seniors, Corabelle Kehrer, Anna Wegener, Louise Miller, Alvina Piesiewicz, Ruth Ramlow, Alice Gregorek, Charles Klinksick, Donald Dietsch, Alice Henzler, and Stephania Goryszewski, Juniors. During sixth and seventh hours, a luncheon will be held in the cafeteria. H. Phipps, V. Alberstett, and E. L. Clark, advisers of the society and oflicers of the society will give short talks. Present officers of the organ- nization are Marvin Trattner, president, Dorothy Shore, vice- president, Leona Jacobs, secre- tary, Norma Flaum, treasurer. Two Casts Chosen To Try For Parts In One-Act Play Two casts, one of experienced players and the other of inexperi- enced members of Little Theatre Guild, were selected to try out for parts for the one-act comedy, Kleptomaniac. The players then performed before three jndges, Grace Spaulding, Mollie Rubin and Pauline Wilson, members of Ye Curtain Players, who selected the winners. Those chosen are:KMary Lou Mundwiler, Peggy, Jane Staiger, Bertha, Adele Nassar, Valeriag Virginia Mann, Evans, Ruth Kaminsky, the maid, Stella Taylor, Mabel, Beatrice Judis, Freda. Louis Barrie is student director assisted by Ralph Worshtil. Dramatic Group Picks Play Little Theatre Guild chose the play, The Kleptomaniacf' for their next presentation. A double cast is being tried out, and the best one in each will be chosen for the role. ,K s -1 .. . - - ' - r -'--sr'.'-.M g' - -:- N --.-. ---A A f-' 1.1. .Q ' ' ' aAa .m eiw X-Z2:. :a.t. f N .sa fa if N Us in L . . . .. .. . .. . f'I,il.i.' sm.,-2 'X fx iz- -', as-fg'L 3' -4 KST 'f----5-'U-'a t ' Egg' gi' ,qgp by-,Ci 1'f,il-ggX': L -- ii'-rl.,'-Egag' ' gg gm .. :?-14.Lis3l,1EL?s-Esgggig-,iv'ei.2i-,9ixz, 53 '11-Lg-as sis,-,L '4 ,L 'w X fi HUGE PROGRAM O N SCHEDULE FOR FIRST WOODWARD DAYHERE, MAY 5 All Proceeds Will Go To Community Chest, Talking i Machine, Cafeteriag Movie, Vaudeville, K ' Dance, Athletic Events Listed I I Woodward Day, thesfirst of its kind in this school, is scheduled for Friday, May 5. Proceeds for the entire day will go to pay for the talking picture machine, Community Chest, and to defray ex- penses that the cafeteria has met in giving free lunches. The program for the day is as follows: TWELVE STUDENTS TO SERVE AT PARTY Business and Professional Wo' men's club is to hold a banquet, The May Spring Time Party, Tuesday evening, May 2 at 8 p. m- in the Women's Building on Cherry street. The Royal Vene- tian orchestra will play for danc- ing and a fioor show is to be put on by the Roy Meyer's stars. Cards may be had for those who prefer this pastime to dancing. Cover charge is twenty-five cents. Woodward girls who are to serve at this affair are Ann Ein, Evelyn Hamilton, Ruth Boehler, Lois Hotz, Margaret Grebe, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Kathryn Jack- man, Marie Schwab, Alberta Teall, Narma Burmeister, Leona Jacobs, and Lucille Wickstrom. All high school boys and girls are invited to come. Miss Charlotte Burwick, Spring junior high teacher, has charge of arrangements for this affair. K English Department Names Scholarship Test Entrants Representatives in English who will compete in the state scholarship test May 6 at Bowl- ing Green were announced by Raymond F. Lowry, head of the English department. - Robert Keiter and Jane Nalutha are the freshmen while Jane Staiger and Leona Raymond, the sopho- mores. Alice Gregorek and Mild- red Clukey will represent the Juniors and Leona Jacobs and William Rosenberg, the seniors. These students were selected by an elimination test given in this subject. Winners in the test in Ameri- can history who will go to Bowl- ing Green with the other repre- sentatives from Woodward are Dorothy Shore a n d Edward Kricwek. Stanley Szych and Don McFerren are the alternates. Tattler Rates Third Woodward Tattler received third place in ratings issued by the National Scholastic' Press Association. A total of 760 points out of 1000 was received-by the Tattler. Sport news and editorial content were rated as excellent. J .1 -fs. . .. .1--.'-.-.-w 'K 8:30-8:45Attendance inthehome room 8:45-10:15 vaudeville show 10:30-12:15 movie or athletic' events in boys' gym 12:15-1:15 lunch 1:15-1:45 home room program 1:45-3:30 dance Students To Impersonate Vaudeville show, the Club Lavardo, will feature such well- known radio personalities as Kate Smith, and Burns. and Allen, portrayed by the talent of Woodward. Roberta DuMounte is in charge of this portion of the program. . Radio Patrol was the movie chosen by the students last Fri- day, and admission to this event will be five cents. Ray Crouse is chairman of the moving picture committee. Athletic events, including tennis, boxing, and wrestling, will be staged in boys' gym for those not caring to go to the m o vie. George Fraser is in' charge of this event to which a 3 cent admission will be charged. As in the above cases, those not attending either will go to thier respective study halls.- Home Room Discussions Know Woodward is the sub- ject of the home room program, which will be discussed for 30 minutes in the conference hour rooms. Nellie Flaum is in- charge of the home room programq Royal Woodwardites will play for dancing in the boys' gym from 1:45 to 3:30. Booths, in which fortune tellers and palm- ists will be stationed, are to jbe arranged around the dance floor. Popcorn balls and suckers will be sold as an added feature. This is being presented through the cooperation of the girls' gym and committee headed by Leo Zychowicz. School To Be Decorated Irwin Oehlers heads the com- mittee in charge of the decora- tion of the school and halls. Cafeteria will even respond to the 'festivities of the joyous day by featuring a novelty menu the various dishes to be named after the teachers. , . Q Nellie Flaum heads the general- committee in charge of the arrangements KM1les Booth Ray Woodfil Ellen Jane Scarisbrick 9 ' . o , n 7 --and Lois Hotz are assisting her. Q Q M N A-Us I t E. X . .W ---Y -. THE WOODWARD TATTLER -----sw-W .-Q.. Tasse, ,T fp- -1 Did you ever come across such Want- Ads? We find these in the Bryant Times, of Minneapolis, Minn. Wanted-A boy to deliver fish that can ride a bicycle. Wanted-A salesman to sell eggs not THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS Flashes From Friends Published and Printed Every School Week by the By Mr. LaRue I Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 . . per semester, 5.03 single issue. Three hundred S1XIfY'nIne years ,K ago last Sunday William Shake- ,X f' 'l 'sr' spears was born. No other English 9xsilFI5c 0lft22, li writer has been read so widely nor Mtbifflmifiif l l quoted so frequently as he. ' h ifi- Although he lived so long ago, all the present day phases of human TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,..... .....,.. VS 'illiam Rosenberg Assistant Editor .....----------- ------- - ------------ L 90113 Jacobs Business ltlanager ,,,,,,,.,.,,.,..,,...,.... Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editgr .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,, .....,................. . Marie Swaya Feature Editor ...,........ ........................ D Orothy Shore . j Alberta Teall Sport Editors .................... ....,... I Marion Jaworski . . I Matthew Oblaza Assistant Sport Editors ............ l Alvina Piesiewicz Humor Editor .............. ........................... R uth Dorf Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor ......... 1 .......................... Ethel Dull . v Anna Wegener Club Edltms ' A ' iRobert Ridenour Make-up ......,.... ............. C hester Matuszak Pressman .............. ................ E dward J ankowski - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advlsers l Mr. Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. GOOD SUM of the Saga money is caught in the banks and this amount is greatly increased with the club money that cannot be obtained. Very few clubs have paid for their Saga pictures because of this. Saga bills come in irrespective of bank conditions. Since the Saga is a students' publication, put out by the students and made for the students, it must be backed by the finan- cial support of the students. Help the staff now by taking your subscription to the Saga office, or if you have already sub- scribed, bring a new one in. . FOOTBALL meh :vvoh another victory Wednesday night when they en- countered an economic opponent and came out on top after a hardfought battle. The W men wanted emblems to re- member this successful year in athletics, but the Athletic Board found its funds too low to purchase them. So the lett er wearers, remembering that they won foot- ball .games without the Board, put over the successful Fun Night Wednesday and raised their own funds. In promoting this affair, they probably found the training they received on the gridiron valuable, not in running, blocking, or passing, but in determination and team work. Now the Woodward record-keepers can mark up another victory for the 1932 foot- ball team. C character and human emotions were por- trayed by his pen. When the modern Writer thinks he has discovered something new under the sun concerning human relation- ships, he has only to search long enough through the volumes of Shakespeare to find that his new idea has already been ex- pressed most ably. No one can deny the marks of genius that abound in his works, but it is pleasant to speculate upon a genius that was so human. He was not marked and set apart from his fellows. One thinks of him as a business man rather than as a writer of drama, a man who went about among his associates happy and congenial in their company. From his la s and from the lim ses of ' P Y . . 3 1? the man through the writings of his con- temporaries, his character is clearly revealed. He must have been honest and sincere. He was kind without being sentimental. He was what one is pleased to think of as a true friend and a courteous gentleman. His life was gentle, and the elements So mix'd in him, that Nature might stand up And say to all the world, 'This was a Mani' ,. OFF 'N N Grays, blues, reds, greens! Browns, blacks, navy, tweeds! Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones! Many books, no books, few books, minus books. On foot, on bike, on skates, on tin can-Woodward comes to school! Let's have a re-recognition week, cries Enid Howenstine. I can't remember my freshman friend's faces. Can it be she's for- gotten Robert Clark? e ln the spring a young man's fancy---but at fifth hour mine turns to LUNCH, informs Kenneth Carnes Look at the Springy look on those Soph- omore faces, springs Paul Lewandowski, must be the Spring Frolicf' Remarks Helen Hanna to Pearl Murphy, Besides good looking decorations you'll see all the good looking couples at the dance tonight. Can she mean Gladys Williams and Willard Bonham? La Donna Pfuhl takes time out on her secretarial duties in the Industrial Arts De- partment to murmur, S.F. S.F. Does she mean her boy friend or the names of the second-year affair? ' 8 Q i Furious and fast, faster and more furious, dumb and simple, dumber aud more simple. Lil Greenberg's trying to give Gracie Allen a run for her money. 1 O l O Nellie Flaum uses a finny motion of the hands to summon her sister fishes. Nope, she's not a kingfish, but president of the Royal Order of Gufelte Fishes. Any and all suckers are invited to their fish fry up in room 401 after school tomorrow. O 5 O Alma Wozniak and Alvin Grubinski are a pear, pair. They feel peachy when their names are in the Tattler. over forty years old. . Wanted---Man with wooden leg to mash potatoes. Wanted--Girls at the cloak shop to sew buttons on the third floor. , l il 8 ' Where can it be more dead? O'Brien: Gee, it's dead around here. Riedelburg: Listen boy, how'd you like to Work on a graveyard shift for the Corpse Mining Company in Coflin Mine, located in Dead Man's Canyon, in Funeral Range at the edge of Death Valley? -The Crafts- man, Milwaukee Wis. I I I A wholesome mind constitutes the whole sum of human happiness. ' Today is the finest day I have ever known. --Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboy- gan, Wis. . Two-BY-Two Robert's nose was in' an algebrabook. and Roland? science book, but Ididnft know Whie h i .alton twin was which. These. two seshmtser are the last.--subjects of ,a series on the twins of Woodward. . xi Without a moments' liesitation, .they admitted that baseball is their favorite sport and chili con carne is the best path ' Leona Jacobs was the first in the Who's Who column and Ruth Dorf, the second. ' ROVING REPORTER ' The after school hall patrol having stopped this reporter's roving after school, the question asked for this week is What do you think of the after school hall pa- trol? Freshman---Except for the imposition on the teacher's time, I think it is an excel- lent solution for confused halls.--Robert Loomer. Sophomore--There being no reason Why students should loiter in the building ex- cept for club meetings, this method is clearing- the halls in a commendable man- ner.-Sara Greenberg. ' . Junior--lthink the after school hall pa- trol has some disadvantages as Well as ad- vantages. When some of the pupils have to see a teacher or attend a meeting for a few minutes, they must remain until three o'clock when they might have other im- portant things to attend to.--Jane Kranz. Senior--I do not think Woodward needs an after school patrol. The schools that have them need them because their stu- dents have a low morale and- not to make the pupils hurry home.-Robert Eiseman. Faculty--An evident success. Any move- ment here at Woodward can be a success with the fine cooperation of pupils and teachers.--E. R. Rike. 1 from stomach to heart. They look alike, dress alike, and enjoy being alike. . . - -I S.na. , ,Q .- ,-,..- ,..,. ,-.,,...,,-,-7,-if--,. r. l Ei N THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' - I - 3.1,-NA .wbggkw -.fp K. SENIOR HI-Y TAKES INTER-CLUB RELAYS ,ii- Victors Come From Behind To First Place Over Machine Shop Coming up 30 yards from be- hind, the Senior Hi-Y team nosed out the Machine Shop in the first annual inter-club relays, which were held Monday on the Woodward cinder path. The re- lays took the place ofthe annual cross-country run that had been formerly held each year. Second, t h i r d, and fourth places were won by M a chi ne Shop, 'Auto Mechanics, and Art Klan, respectively. Members making up the Hi-Y team are Vernon Burke, Carl Monto, Dan Sahadi, and Ken Glattes. The boys making up the Machinist's team are Sigmund Wilkolek, Carl Nalodka, Hugh Collins, and Mike Dudek. Ribbons will be presented to 'the first place winners. Homer Hanham took charge of the re- lays. Jack Lockert and Howard Francis assisted Mr. Hanham. -INTRA-MURAL BITS 'An intra-mural indoor base- ball tournament c o m m e n c e s Monday, after school on the girls'-athletic field. Competition will be by,club and class' ac- cording to the' leagues. As many as desire may play on a team. This differs from other tourna- ments where only a c e r t a i n number of girls were allowed to 'Rplay on a team. By using this iiiethod every girl who is inter- ested in intra-murals will have a chance to play. Three games will be played a night to finish the tournament before school ends. Girls from leaders' classes have charge of all officiating. I O U Four games, in the American League, will open up the coming season in indoor-baseball. Fol- lowing is a schedule which will be in effect Monday. Polish Knights and the French Club will offer one tussle and the Quill and Dagger meets the Art Klan in another, the Tattler Staff team clashes with the Auto Mechanics and Senior Hi-Y nine will do battle with the Electrical club. ' Tuesday's tussles find t h e National league opening their schedule. Machine Shop will meet the General Shopg Latin and Junior Hi-Y clubs will come in conflictg the Pencil Pushers will have the Peiuper club as their opposition. Commerce club and Pica club will also play. First and second hour printing students have nominated Albert Wiczynski, as an entrant in the r a c e for t h e world's greatest lover. Lilas Antoine is the latest victim, so his campaign manag- ers say. 1 , WOODWARD FOOTBALL CANDIDATES CONTINUE SPRING FOOTBALL DRILLS Assistant Coaches Art Smith And Ben Penchef Take Charge Of Workouts In Bevan's Absenceg Prepare For Senior Game .l.-......--...i- - Greatly handicapped by weather conditions last week, Wood- ward gridders started out Monday in real fashion under the guid- ance of Art Smith and Ben Penchef, assistant coaches, who took full charge of the workouts until head coach Bevan recovered from his infected eye. Smith and Penchef sent the boys through stiff sessions Monday and Tuesday and the boys were sent through 1 glight scrimmages Wednsday - ,V .V M Wg ' NL- ' Coach Bevan is still unable to spend his required time on the football field, but assures us he will be in camp Monday. Woodward W club members wish to thank anyone who had anything to do with making the Fun-Night a success. C W 1 A bit of sportsmanship was displayed by a member of the Woodward golf team. Leon Pfifer was chosen to captain the golfers, but instead of accepting the posi- tion he pointed out that Art Weiber was the only senior on the team and the only member to have had experience and asked that he may turn the duties over to Art. And as Walter Winchell would say an orchid to you, Mr. Pfifer, for your noble spirt. If a capable center is found, Ben Malaska will get the call as the quarter-back. Ben can kick with zeal and can run the ball. In addition to that, he can pass the pigskin with either hand with considerable accuracy. Sixteen Teams Are Ready To Start Indoor Baseball With the advent of warm weather and sixteen teams ready for competition, indoor baseball will start its coming season Mon- day. Indoor has been a major sport here at school for the last three years. ' Ten boys will make up a team. Formerly 'nine boys made up a baseball team, but a short center has been added. The new rules, drawn up by Rules Committee of the Toledo Amateur Indoor Base- ball Association, will come into effect with the starting of the tourney. The pitching box has been lengthened five feetg d 1 s t a n c e s between bases have also been lengthened five feetg stealing will be allowed after the ball has passed the batter. Student- managers will have charge of the equipment. Homer Hanham and Art Smith are di- recting the tourneys. and Friday. A tough session is in store for the Bevanites this afternoon. Two teams have been selected to do battle this afternoon with the squads consisting of the fol- lowing members: Baxter, Dono- van, Hiltman, and Tschogl at the ends with Jurek, B o ar d in a n, Wheaton, and Karnikowski play- ing alongside in the tackle posi- tions. Kelly, McFarland, Buga- jewski, and Kenyon at the guard berths with Birthwright an d Meacham at centers. In the backfield Malaska and Corthell are the signal callers and Boyd and Johnson at full- back. The four halfbacks will be chosen from Leininger, Michalak, Davis, Saba, Roman, Freeman, and Grzywinski. Club Shows Fight The club as a whole has a great deal of Hght and spirit and with team play drilled into them, the boys will look forward to a succesful game with the seniors, scheduled to be played before the annual spring practice comes to a close. Accurate passing and capable receiving by the backiield candi- dates has been a highlight of this session this week. That indicates if the Bears fail to gain yardage through scrimmage, they can -resort to overhead tactics. BEARS DROP FIRST GOLF TILT TO IRISH -Woodward golf team got off to a bad start when they lost their initial game to the Central. High team Wednesday afternoon at Ottawa park. Although Cap- tain Art Wieber and Leon Phifer turned in perfect scores the last three boys failed to account for l any points. Art Wieber held the honor of being the medalist, his score of 'Z8 being the lowest turned in. Following is the box score: MEMBERS OF GOLF TEAM ARE CHOSEN Opening Match Of Season With Central Played Q Wednesday ' A temporary line-up of six regulars and two alternates were chosen last Monday to represent Woodward in the opening game of the city high school golf tour- nament that was played Wednes- day afternoon. As the result of Wednesday 's game arrived too late to be published in this week's Tattler a summary ofthe Central- Woodward game will be pub- lished in next week's Tattler. Players who made up the team are Arthur Wieber, Leon Phifer, Arthur Karnikowski, Chester Wierszewski, Ralph Michalak, and Charles Stewart. The alter- nates are Sylvester Szepanski and Henry Nichpor. Since this is a temporary line-up, some of the boys may be dropped from the team. All teams will conform tolast year's rules: After two games have been played, the boys in the first four positions will not be able to change their places. The boys in position five and six can change at will or can be sub- stituted by the alternates. Howard Phipps is coaching the team. Inter-Club Shuffle-Board Crown Goes To P.-K. Team Polish Knights defeated the Peiuper club 20-2 in the playoff for -the championship of inter-club Woodward Wieber - 1 1 1 3 Phifer 1 1 1 3 Wierszewski 0 1 155 lKarnikowski O 0 0 0 Stewart 0 0 0 0 Michalak 0 0 0 0 Central Wawrzumiak 0 0 0 0 Bumbaugh 0 0 0 0 Corbett 1 0 Lg 15-5 1 Extine 1 1 ' 1 3 Rosenfelder - 1 1 1 3 Merritt 1 1 - 1. 3 ' . . league shuffle board. The two teams had tied the first game 28-28. The players who made up the Knight's team were Ted Kosydar and Stan Bialicki. Players on the losing team were Abe Shore and Vic Isenstein. Third and fourth places were won by the Commerce club and the Auto Mechanics, respectively. Ribbons will be presented to the Polish Knights. Homer Hanham was in charge of the playoff. Suggestion Box In Gym Girls' intra-mural organization has a suggestion box in the girls' gym. Any student may submit ideas that would better the league by placing her criti- cisms in the box. Questions per- taining to any of the sports may also be asked. This box will be opened at the next intra-mural managers' meeting where' the questions will be answered by the gym instructors and intra- mural head. College organiza- tions usually have a box of this type, but it is the Hrst time it has been carried out in Wood- ward. Nursing Classes Hear Talk Foot Health was the topic of the talk given by Mr. C.,Riegal, April 21, for freshman and soph- omore girls and members of the Home Nursing classes. , g - 1 A JTHEWOODWARDTATTLERHA C A 4 P J A A JCOUNCIL SPONSORS 1 ' EIGHTEEN RECEIVE CLUB IS PLANNING A FAREWELL DANCE UNDggggIfL?3IlgLER ALL HA RECORDS RADIO BROADCAST Seniors Will Be Guests At Affair Scheduled Thursday 'fSenior Farewell Dance spon- sored by the Woodward High School Student Council will be held Thursday, May 4, in the girls' gym with the Royal Wood- wardites playing for dancing from 2:30 till 5:30. A floor show will be given by the Grubbs Studio of Dancing. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. Charles LaRue, Philo Duns- more, Miss Amie Miller, C. M. Meek, Miss Grace Cronk, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss Kathryn Barnes, and Mr. and Mrs. V. Alberstett. Chaperons are Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lowry, Miss Catherine McClure, Miss Stella Cornwell, Roland Bevan, Miss Marie Doer- ing, Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, and Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith. Helen Abood, chairman in charge of arrangements, is being assisted by Dorothy Kazubiak, Mary Jane McDonald, Virginia Stackowicz, Harry Childers, Eugene Zytkus, Frances Dunn, and Henry Nichpor. ..-i. Students Use Novel Ideas To Get Chest Fund Money Would you like to have a facial, or perhaps you would prefer a finger wave or a manicure? All of these can be obtained after school in room 318 from members of Miss Dorothy Kellogg's home room class. These beauticians are trying to raise money for the Community Chest. Ideas were originated by the French students to help swell their contribution to the chest. Miss Adrienne Curtis' phonetics class gave a revival of that old favorite, The Three Bearsf' and several other French skits and talks for the low admission of three cents, conference hour Wednesday in Room 305. Miss Curtis' homeroom class is also sponsoring the weekly French paper L'Aiglon edited by Jos- eph Desparois. The paper which costs two cents has been pub- lished for two weeks and will be given out for one more week. Two Pictures By Faculty Member In Toledo Exhibit Louis Bruyere, member of the Woodward faculty and teacher in the Industrial Arts depart- ment, iinds recreation in drawing pictures, several of which are on display at the Art Museum in the Exhibition of Toledo Artists. His latest eiforts are two litho- graph drawings of the Catholic C a t h e d r al on Collingwood Avenue and three watercolor pictures, A Lake Steamer Under the New High Level Bridge, An Apple Tree in Blossom, and A Woodland Scene. . . rs' . A., :.:. ., - so. f. -. 4.-' 'nc P-1 A,--1, .-X,-Q .A M:-. M,-..r..f 1... -Adina.. than .- Aix-.iarss-.asridrap ...?.:s1s'm..s.2:.asnsfA.Aa-1 e.,.g.ez:L.....,,-Q. LJ. ...fn s , .srfle-E in gf TQ, I. Q I A - Miss Sawtelle Peeping into the library, which silence is golden, the bright light of the Tattler Torch discovers Miss Sawtelle, Woodward's brown haired librarian, who has been here since 1923. She obtain- ed her knowledge of this work at Columbia University. During her vacations she trav- els through the United States. She is very enthusiastic over books, and reading occupies most of her time. Athletics play a very small part in her life as she is not interested in sports. When there is an unusually good show in town, it is safe to say that Miss Sawtelle is going to be there. When she is in New York, she goes to the movies twice a week. If you should happen to offer her any kind of sea-food, she would make you her friend for life. Miss Sawtelle's ambition is to improve the Woodward library until it cannot be excelled. Dur- ing her spare time she scurries from friend to friend seeking books for the library. Roast Ends Saga Year Members ofthe Saga staff will culminate its yearis work with a Weiner roast on Wednesday, May 10, at Fort Meigs. Copy, print, and subscriptions will be for- gotten. Advisers of the staff will be guests. Committee in charge consists of Leona Jacobs and Ruth Dorf, food, and Lilian Greenberg, tickets. 4 Others Miss By One Mark In Grades At End Of Ten Weeks Eighteen students head the honor roll with all A records, ranging from six to four A's for the last ten weeks. Others included in this list have A's 'a3d, B's or four A's and one Leona Jacobs, a senior, is the only student to receive six A's. Meyer Schall, senior, Anna Wegener, Stephania Goryszew- ski, Cora Belle Kehrer, juniors, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, and James Hope, sophomores, and Rita Loerke, freshman ob- tained five A's. Pupils with four A's are Ruth Ramlow and Jane Mack, juniors, Pearlie Boen, sophomore, and Marian Chmiel, Thaddeus Demski, N ymphiadora Funke, Frank Kosmider, and Eugene Zytkus, freshmen. Those who missed a five A card with one B are Donald Dietsch, Junior, Sam Schall, s o p h m o r e, and Alice Farris, freshman. Three A's and one, B were received by Marie Bentz, Ruth Gilbert, Marjorie Herzberg, Thelma Kehrer, and Maurice Terry, sophomores, and Sarah Chestnutt, Bertha Jakcsy, Sam Levin, and Robert Sarvis, fresh- men. Five pupils having three A's and two B's include Sarah Katz, senior, Charles Klinksick, junior, Helen Swaya and Vir- ginia Schuster, sophomores, and Bertha Payak, freshman. Doro- thy Shore, Senior, and Charlotte Essick, freshman, received four A's and one C. May festival will be. held at Scott stadium Sunday afternoon May 27. The program will feature the combined Glee clubs and orchestras of all the City high schools. The Glee club under the direction of Clarence Ball is busi- ly working on its presentation. Seniors Try For Scholarships As the school year draws to a close, Woodward seniors are tak- ing an active part in scholarship competitions t h r o u g h o ut the state. . I Meyer Schall, president ofthe senior class, and William Rosen- berg, editor of the Tattler, are in Cleveland today taking scholar- ship examinations for Adalbert college of Western Reserve uni- versity. One Scholarship for four years is offered to Lucas county with two boys from each high school in the county allowed to compete. The boys left Toledo yesterday. Following registration they are to take examinations today and tomorrow. Entertainment, in- 1 cluding a theatre party tonight, is . planned to honor all competitors. Nine Woodward students are going to be guests of Ohio Wes- leyen at annual High School Day tomorrow. The following students are attending' and are competing in scholarship exams: Kathryn Jackman and Leona Jacobs, English, Dorothy Shore, Ray Crouse, and Lester Skaif, history, Stanley Wisniewski, and Harold Ardner, chemistry, Paul Landwehr and Arthur Kaminsky, mathematics. About 1500 high school stu- dents are expected to attend. High School track meet, picnic supper on the campus, and sev- eral dances are being arranged for the visitors. R. F. Lowry and S. B. Crouse are accompanying the Woodward group. 1 A . - International Members To Speak Parts In A ' Prograni . International Club of Wood- ward in cooperation with the same organization of DeVilbiss High School is planning a radio program to be given over W. S.P.D. May 18, from 3:00 until 4:00. Woodward group will be in charge of the latter half which will consist of a debate on Should United States Recognize Soviet Russia. The affirmative will be taken by Lilian Greenberg, Philip Moore and Leona.Jacobs, while the negative will be taken by Meyer Schall, Sadie Skaif and Sam Rifkin. Music, which will be in the form of negro spirituals, is being taken care of by Francis Ford and Edmund Brooks. A review of the book, The Unseen Assassin, by Norman Angell will be given by Ruth Dorf, Mary Briley, Frieda Hul-, . lenkremer, Tilma Roloif, Meyer Novick, and James Shemas. Dorothy Shore is announcer of the program. Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser of the club, and Nellie Flaum, president of the organization, are in charge of- the program. SPRING RUNS DEEP IN YOUTHS, BLOOD In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughstof loaf, not love. The spring is so beautiful, the flowers bud, trees bloom, the sap begins to run fafter the girlsj, the birdies sing. Everyone's heart beats faster- you knowthe call to arms. All the world loves a lover CPD. Romeo, Don Juan, and Bocaccio all worked overtime in the spring and many youths fired by their example land their bossesl are carrying on the noble tradition- Carrying on is right. And now that beer is back everyone is drunk with the joy of spring and 3.2. Cupid is the only one with a job and he works day and night. Ah me, Spring is in my blood, love is in my heart, and the teachers are on my neck. Large Crowd Attends W Club Fun Night at Ohio' A large crowd attended the Woodward fun night,- Wednes- day night, at the Ohio theatre. Program was met with great ap- proval and enjoyed by all. Pro- ceeds amounting to S20 will be used to purchase charms for the football and basketball W club. Isadore Reichlin was chairman of the program committee with Joe Friedman and Stanley Szczepaniak assisting. Tick e t s were in charge of Erwin Oehlers assisted by Woodrow DeShetler and Joe Friedman. . i - ' A ,.fL1:, 15 -Xl , 1 J N l I 4 1 vi --. - ws , -.. -'1-.ww 'T -- s' - ' ., , , ,,- ,Lg 4 '. ,.. 1 .- ' 1.33 ,,, -. '-'-,gi-was,-9' Lf.. A. I -fsma.-1.12: AY-e-si-Sass..-1 Q-,sg A -..riff szassmmwisu A-A,g.1 L 'S . rf-efffz-'vi-' ,:2ffffa.fs:f'f . TCE? 'Y 'Q .-it :sf fv fa fs s. z.. . ' X- 1' . ., ' .. - fain' ' ' if-sir :ff , L - 1 1 , , - , - , ,A :-- if f--..i?'.a',f-FF-ffl-:2F'::-F:fvfa.-'--'EPP' it 4 - . - . ' - - 1 V i 1 . ' X --E. v -it sh Constantly, Consistently Constructive . J I Y Vol. v Toledo, ohio, May 5, 1933 1 No. si STUDENTS TO .TAKE COMMUNITY CHEST SCHOOL WILL BE GALA SCENE WITH SCHOLASTIC EXAMS DRIVE NEAR FINISH DAY T0 BE GIVEN OVER T0 STUDENVIIS Twenty-Seven To Represent Woodward In Tests Saturday Representatives will be sent to Bowling Green Saturday, May 6, to compete in the state scholar- ship tests in all subjects offered but world history. The majority of these contestants were select- ed by means of elimination tests. List of students is as follows: first year English, Robert Keiter, Jane N a l u t k ag second year English, Jane Staiger, Leona Raymondg third year English, Alice Gregorek, Mildred Clukey, fourth year E n gl i s h, Leona Jacobs, W il l i a m Rosenbergg American history, Dorothy Shore Edward Kricwekg physics, Don- ald Dietsch, Charles Klinksickg chemistry, J o h n Kawczynski, Meyer Novickg general science, Donald Knoke, Sarah Chandler, first year French, Frances Dunn, .Philip Mooreg second year French, Helen Swaya, Sam Schallg first year Latin, Alice Farris, Charles Stewart, second year Latin, Molly Meerkrebg al- gebra, Thaddeus Demski, Eugene Zytkusg geometry, Teddy Wal- czak, Earl Sommers. These contestants are sched- uled to meet at the school Satur- day at 8 a.m. Transportation is being provided by the following teachersg Miss M. Doering, Miss D.Ba1-do, Miss E. McLaughlin, Miss M. Barnes, E L. Clark, F. Lords, and C. Van Tassel. E.L. Clark, vocational guidance director, and department heads supefvised the project at Wood- war . Pauline Zarembski Achieves High Record At Ohio State Through a girl who was little known around Woodward, except for her scholastic ability, Wood- ward is gaining renown at Ohio State university, where Pauline Zarembski, a graduate of last year, has achieved an almost perfect record. In a letter, written to Principal Charles LaRue from L. L. Love, junior acting dean, it was re- vealed that her record in the autumn quarter was 3.64 and in the winter quarter 3.31. A grade average of 4.0 is a perfect record, and 3.0 indicates a straight B record. Members To Give Play Wild Nell will be given by the Junior Friendship club when it has charge of the program and supper to be given for the, cabinet members of all the Junior Friendship clubs throughout the city May 22, at the Y.W.C.A. Cast will be announced later. ' 'H' .A -4.1-. M - - .' Promise of Day's Vacation Urges Students To Contribute Urged on by the vision of a day's vacageon, Woodward stu- dent body sponded to the an- nual Community Chest call with a campaign that was as close as it was exciting. At the end of conference hour Wednesday, 3120. 14 was turned in, and the following rooms were reported one hundred percent: Miss A. Abair, Mrs. H. Anderson, Miss M. Barnes,Louis Bruyere, Miss G. Cronk, Miss M. Doering, A. D. Johnson, Mrs. H. McManamon, Mrs. M. O'Brien, James Pollock, Charles Staneart, Miss E. Strachan, O. M. Thompson, Charles Worf, M. T. Skinner, Miss Anne Wetterman, Floyd Lords, Miss A. Curtis, 'Henry Van Gorder, Miss El. Murphy, Miss Louise Tippett, Raymond Sheline, Roland Bevan, A. R. Bit- ter, L. C. Clark, Miss M. Rutan, Miss M. McDonough, Miss F. Sivers, Miss D. Warner, and Miss D. Kellogg. i Largest amount of money was turned in by Mr, Sheline's group, totaling 312.40, Mr. Van Tassel and Miss Curtis followed closely with 39.17 and 39.10 respectively. Although the drive closes Friday for the faculty, fourty-four menbers of the teaching force had pledged 3246.50 Wednesday morning. Teachers' contribu- tion were received by Miss Edna McLaughlin, building represen- tative. Vaudeville Show Will Feature Woodward Students In Impersonations Of Well-known Radio Celebrities And Stage Stars E W OODWARD DAY, a gala day, a joyous atmosphere, hilarious, merry, and mirthful, the first of its kind in the school, will be celebrated tomorrow. Proceeeds will be used to make a payment on the talking machine, Community Chest, and to defray expenses that the cafeteria has met in giving free lunches. At 8:45 a vaudeville show, entitled .Club LaVardo, will be staged. Roberta DuMounte is mistress of ceremonies. Reba Boyd portrays Aunt Sammy, Ralph Worshtil will croon, impersonating Bing Crosbyg Jack Worshtil will be David Rubinoffg Ruth Etting - 'Kwill find a competitor in Lois ACTS AS CHAIRMAN OF WOODWARD DAY Nellie Flaum Nellie Flaum, president of the International club, is acting as general chairman of all com- mittees for Woodward Day. Peris To Hold Picnic Sara Greenberg, Jane Mack, and Grace Spaulding, headed by Alice Kreft, are the committee in charge of arrangements for the picnic to be given by the Peri- clean Literary society honoring its senior members. Woodward's History Reviewed QEditor's Note: Some of the material in this article has been derived from the 1928 Techennial.J In honor of Woodward Day and to supplement the class room programs for tomorrow in their Know Woodward discussions, the Tattler is publishing a short history of this school. In January of 1912 a school was started which was known as the Elementary I n du s t r i al School. About seventy-five boys enrolled on opening day and there were two teachers. In the fall of 1913 four new teachers were added to take care of the increasing enrollment. The only high school subjects offered were Mechanical Drawing and Wood- work courses for which credits were granted. When the school was enlarged until there was an enrollment of ive hundred boys, a new name was desired. As the .school placed great emphasis upon manual training, it was named after C. M. Woodward, one of the first and strongest ad- vocates of manual training. At first the school was known as Woodward Junior High, but later, when the full four-year course was added, the word Technical was substituted for Junior. In September of 1919 the com- mercial course students were transferred from Scott to Wood- ward, and from that time Wood- ward offered all courses. The year 1922 marked the beginning of unit trade courses, which are not included in the curricula of any other high school of the city. Mr. Harold Williams was the first prin c i p al followed by Charles King Chapman. The lat- ter Was principal of the new building for one year. There were fifty-seven teachers when the new building opened in the fall of 1928. Charles LaRue succeeded Mr. Chapman as principal in 1929 and has remained at Woodward since. At present there are seventy-two 'faculty members. y - ' fa- -, 1' . -,,,a-,ess - ' ' HH fe.: f' 2 1. -, -1--' .- sax W . f . . 1-' - - 1- 5 ..,.'f-Tiff--i. il'l -.f Ag 1 5..:a:.a.si.-ions-, s..s.:.s-ga'-.. mi-..-, 3.-1:..,-x...,.s f-L...,.--gn,-,-f,.,,..mm- -.lxg:.ta.ssz,e'.s'.aqasx.,...c,s..... Hotzg Miles Booth and Lilian Greenberg will portray that lov- able and nonsensical team, Burns and Allen. Winchellingo Ruth Dorf and Henry N ichpor are Mr. and Mrs. Walter Win- chellg George Dewey Washington is the new name of Grant Casey, Sam Rifkin will be Arthur Tracy. the Street Singerg Marvin Tratt- ner has the role of Al Jolson. M a r g a r e t Grebe rivals Joan Crawford. Dorothy Shore, as Lupe Velez, will be featured in a Spanish dance. Helen Nowak and Annie Spencer will sing, girls' gym classes will present novelty numbers. Movie, Radio Patrol, will be shown from 10:30 to 12:15, with Ray Crouse as chairman. Those not wishing to attend the movie may go to the athletic events held in the boys' gym. George- Fraser is in charge of the events. Home room program, entitled Know Woodward, and which will be held in the home rooms from 1:15 to 1:45, is in charge of Nellie Flaum. Dance Ends Day As the last affair of the day, a dance will be presented through the cooperation of the girls' gym. The committee in c h a r g e ,is headed by Leo Zychowicz. Dor- othy Shore and Evelyn Hamilton will act as fortune t eller s in booths on the dance floor. Erwin Oehlers heads the deco-' ration committee. General com- mittee in charge of the day is headed by Nellie Flaum. As- sistants are Miles Booth, Ray Woodfil, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, and Lois Hotz. Home Economics Classes Reduced To Single Period Home economics classes next year will be for one period only. A full semester credit will be given for the one period class. Courses in advance clothing, serving luncheons, open only to advanced students, and a new clothing course in which no ma- terial is required will be offered. - o - . ' as-4 ... f - , . ,gs --s. f - LEC:-P1L.'r'.? sm-:.:,s'1 dr frgagaf-LSISXSFLS-R-5 -:-..- - H' -r-as .-iw 4- Nl- -:R 1. . : -- -. E' --W --,,d--.-V f 1 THE WOODWARD TATTLER . 7 isnt , .., .. -.1-anti... Y. THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 8.03 single issue. rmzrarg IEEE 'iff ' TATTLER STAFF Edirol--in-Chief ,,,.,,,,...,................ William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .......................... .......... L eona Jacobs Business Manager .......................,.. Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz News Editor .........................,.................. Marie Swaya Feature Editor ............. ....................... D orothy Shore . j Alberta Teall Sport Editors ................... ........ I Marion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ fggigeggggga Humor Editor ............,.... ......................... R uth Dorf Copy Reader ........... .................... C orabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor .... .......... S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor ....... ............................ E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Edltors ' l Robert Ridenour Make-up .....,... ............... C hester Matuszak Pressman ........ .................. E dward Jankowski . Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 42 Mr. Hugh M ont g om ery Reporters--Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. - THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. WITH athletics in the background Woodward high will Saturday seek its laurels in the field of scholarship. There will be no uniforms to distinguish the Woodward members from the rest, nor no cheering section other than the moral sup- port of the other students, but the same coaching and training, extending through the twelve or thirteen years of school, will be evident. Until last, year, Woodward had limited its inter-scholastic competition to athletics. Now, included in the progress Woodward has made in the past two years, scholar- ship has risen to a high point in the school's activities. Honor tomorrow will be equal to honor on the gridiron or the basketball court. I I I IN THESE few weeks before the close of school, most of thefWoodward clubs are electing their ofiicers for next year. Those members who are fortunate enough to be elected will be the leaders of the school's activities next year. Students should take care in the nomination and election of these officers. The future of the culb will depend on them. S l O WITH the Spanish club's five dollars as a beginner, home rooms and clubs are showing a fine spirit of cooperation in helping fill Woodward's goal in the com- munity chest drive. OFF 'N N I WOODWARD WONDERS When ANNE MAKE BELIEVE that WURZEL FLUMMERY is a HIGH LOW BROW and JERRY OF JERICHO ROAD goes for PIETRO THE F OOLISH in OLD LOUIS' IANA if he's UP IN THE AIR during the INDIAN SUMMER especially OVER THE 'GARDEN WALL it's HOT COPY. WHAT LOVE CAN DO says OH KAY is APPLE- SAUCE when you consider THE SAUCY HOLLANDAISE and TWO CROOKS and a LADY in COLLEGE DAYS. THANKS AWFULLY say the LITTLE WOMEN to DADDY LONG LEGS for a FULL HOUSE in ONCE IN A PALACE. And those are the names of the plays and operettas that have been given here the last four years. 8 i i The students have struggled through such dances as Depression Drag, Beggar's Brawl, April Amble, Bicentennial Ball, Turkey Trotte, Balloon Ball, Holly Hop, and Book- land Bender. Want your palm read, your fortune told? See the young lady pictured here at the gala dance to- morrow. Evelyn Hamil- ton, fascinating senior here shown, and Dorothy Shore will enthrall you Hamilton your future. I wish I had at penrly to buy a ball to bounce a ball on the third floor the way Irene Roznaski does, pouts Joseph Andrzejewski. 8 if i WHO SAYS WHICH Pm like a knife-always cutting up, says Donald Anthony. Contributes Phyllis Allen, Pm like an oil lamp--put out. I'm like a sign- - -no attention paid to me, reiterates Sadie Reynolds. I must be twins--one person can't be so dumb, speculates Lowell Baumker. Adds Virginia Bearss, 'Tm like thirst-- unquenchablef' Pm like an ambulance--called only in emergency cases, throws in Doris Beebe. 'Tm like a whirlpool--always going around in circles, cites Blanche Blackman. Pm like the classroom ceiling--always up in the air, retorts Marian Blackman. 'Tm like a chair--always sat on, sulks Irene Boczkowski. Pm like smoke-rising higher and higher, concludes Owen Boardman. U i i All these scholarship contests reminds Art Smith of his high school days. He exclaims over his delight in taking them. Wonder if they were in Bible Study? O l 8 with drawling details of New outfits or not, most girls look nice all year around. And my dear friends on your right, you have the privi- lege of a preview view of Gracie Allen-that's Woodward's m i s s i n g brother's s i s t e r. We Lilian Greenberg I know her as Lilian Greenberg, don't you? Flashes From Friends This year Waite will not be represented at the district state tests which will be held at Bowling Green May 6. At a recent meeting of the department heads, it was decided not to send student, because of teachers being overloaded with regular classroom work, financial conditions, and lack of full time recitation period. O l I L. S.Cvery angryl: I'll make you eat every word you say to me! J. I.: Roast turkey, french fried potatoes, hot biscuits, ice cream--Pennant, Canton, Illinois. I U U To Much Overheard Mike: Did you hear about the underta- ker dying last week? Ike: Uh-huh. I-Ie didn't make much on that job, did he? Mike: Not much. In fact he went in the hole--Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. I 1 8 Can you beat this? When a city child was roaming about the country he came upon a dozen con- densed milk cans. Greatly excited he yelled to his companions. Hey, fellers, come here quick! I've found a cow's nest --The Crafts man, Milwaukee,Wis. U U O This column seems to be country store gossip. A woman and her little daughter stopped to look at some live chickens that were running about in a drug store window. The mother remarked, Those chickens were hatched in an incubator, dear. , Why, mama! said the child in surprise. No one could tell them from the real ones --- East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. TO THE SENIORS What shall be our vocation? Is many a senior's cry, Where will be our location, When we leave old Woodward High? ohn- If I were president, If I were president, I'd give these high school grads a chance, If I were president. I'd show them all how they could rise The ladder of success, I'd help each one to realize His dreams of life--- Oh yes--- If I were president. WHO'S WHO Returning from important seniors to juniors, a gay male occupies this column today. He's very prominent in dramatic circles, having had important parts in Little Women and Hot Copy. There's a shiftless air about him, but once he gets started he wields a mean pen. The first floor, where he has his locker, might be deemed the hangout, Descrip- tion--dirt brown suede jacket, brown eyes, reddish face, hair in pompadour style, a two days' growth of beard-and then you have him. A little effort will dig him up, out, above, in your mind. A Q . ,L,.x , 5 f 'RFQ THE WOODWARD TATTLER SOPHOMORES TAKE GRID CANDIDATES BOYS PARTICIPATE INTER-CITY TRACK , CLASS TRACK MEET CONTINUE DRILLS IN GYM EXHIBITION MEET TOMORROW Seniors, Juniors, Freshmen Tryouts Are Sent Through Tenni , Boxing, Wrestling Coach Smith Lilies QD Team Finish Next After Light Scrimmages On Program For F 01' Track F1915 Winners By Coaches Woodward Day C0mP0t1f1011 1 Sophomores piled up a total of 49K points to win the annual inter-class track meet last Thurs- day. The seniors with 2555 points took second place honors, juniors and freshmen finished third and fourth, respectively. Led by Hugh Collins, LeRoy Holmes, and Jack Bustow, the sophs took five firsts, five seconds, and three third places. Summary of Events 80 yd. low hurdles: lst, Jack Bustow, sophg Znd, Parker, sophg 3rd, D. Sahadi, sr, Time 10.3 100 yd. dash: lst, Collins, sophg 2nd, Wagner, sophg 3rd, Williams, fr, Time 11.1 220 yd. dash : lst, Collins, sophg 2nd, Burke, sr: 3rd, Williams frg Time 24 440 yd. dash: lst, Burke, srg 2nd, Mon- to, sr, 3rd, Koka, soph, Time 61 1-5 880 yd. run: 1,st Sahadi, sr, 2nd Chen- nges, soph, 3rd, Brand, sophg Time 2:18 3-5 Mile run: lst, Wood sr, 2nd Corthell, jr, 3rd, Glattes, sr: 'lime 5:23 3-5 Mile Relay: lst, sophs, lCollins, Dudek, Bustow, and Wagnergj 2nd,juniorsg 3rd, freshmen. Shot put: lst, Holmes, sophg 2nd, Lu- pinski, jr, 3rd, Burke, sr, Distance 42 ft. 10 in. Discus: lst, Lupinski, jr, 2nd, Holmes, sophg 3rd, L. Lupinski, fr, Distance 103 ft. 6 in. High Jump: lst, Leighton, jrg 5 ft. 1 in. Broad Jump: lst, Holmes, sophg 2nd, Wagner, sophg 3rd, Collins, Distance 19 ft. POLAR BEAR LINKS TEAM PLAYS WAITE The atmosphere at the Ottawa golf course resounded with the whiz and whack of swinging golf clubs yesterday when the Woodward links men met Waite players in their second game of the Toledo high school golf tournament. Waite and Wood- ward have lost a game apiece and yesterday's game should have decided which team will occupy the cellar position in the city standings. Coach Howard Phipps and Capt. Art Wieber announced several changes before the game. Charles Stewart moved to num- ber four position, Casimir Obloza took the place of Art Karnikow- ski as number five man, and Henry Nichpor to ok Ralph Michalak's position as number six man. Ralph Michalak and Art Karnikowski will be the two alternates. The first three posi- tion on the team remained un- changed. , Tennis Team To Play Second game of the season for the Woodward racquet wielders will be held Saturday afternoon at J ermain park. Their opponent will be the Waite sextet. Mem- bers of the team will be William Reeves, Miles Booth, Norman Meilink, Carl Monto, Bill King, and Ed Staiger. Woodward gridders are still going through intensive practice sessions under the direction of assistant coaches Art Smith and Ben Penchef, who are assuming full duties during the absence of Coach Rol Bevan. p Art Smith sent the linemen through signal drill and through blocking and tackling practice. Ben Penchef drilled the backfield, teaching them the art of blocking, running, and passing the ball. Penchef also taught the boys the main points of open field running. During the latter part of the week, the boys were combined and two teams were formed and sent through a light scrimmage. If weather permits, these same two teams will meet in the test of spring practice. s ez mer Coach Bevan is still away from active duty on the football field. Just when he will return is still indefinite. i O O In the track meet Saturday Woodward holds one record and that established last year by LeRoy Holmes when he threw the javelin 159 feet and 6 inches. That record stands as yet and seems to be the only one not slated to be broken. Ken Bauman is the boy who is assisting Homer Hanham in run- ning the intra-murals this year. Kenny has been working hard this year and deserves a lot of credit. O i l I The intra-mural track meet held last week developed some good track men. Track coach Smith combined these boys with his team and has high hopes for lthe squad in the meet tomorrow for all the city schools. New Rules Are Adopted By Managers For Indoor Year New rules were proposed and adopted by the intra-mural man- agers at their meeting last Mon- day. The pitching box will be 35 feet long, five feet longer than the distance last year. A ten man team is allowed. the tenth man to play short center field. Steal- ing bases will not be allowed. When the National league plays indoor, the A m e ri c a n league will toss horseshoes. Both leagues will alternate this way. Twenty-one points make up a game in p i t c h i n g shoes. All games will conform to old rules. Three bouts, three wrestling matches, two tennis games and exhibitions by the tumbling team and the parallel squad will make up the athletic program for the Woodward day to be held tomor- row in the boys' gym. Lloyd Smith and Bill .King will wield racquets when they meet Margaret Williams and Dorothy Smolinski in a set of doubles. Carl Monto and Norman Mielink will do battle in a set of singles. The next event slated on the program is an exhibition of tum- bling. Jim Sfaelos is captain of the team. Members of the team are J. Sfaelos, LeRoy Holmes, Ed Zylka, Ed Mackiewicz, George Tarsha, and Leheigh Worden. Parallel bar team, captained by Frank Molik will also offer a short exhibition. Bar team mem- bers are Joe Freidman, Frank Molick, LeRoy Holmes, George Tarsha, and Ed Zylka. Coach Ben Wexler has carded three wrestling matches. The first tussle will find Ben Wexler and Vic Isenstein ready. Stanley Nowak will battle with Carl tLondosJ Campbell. The feature match of the program finds Ker- mit Hansen, city champion, ex- changing locks with Roberts, school champion. The final event on the program is the boxing matches. In the first fight, Irwin Oehlers meets James Boyd. The second battle finds Ben Malaska, city cham- pion in the welter weight divi- sion, meeting Jim Saba. In the final bout, George Fraser, city champ, meets Bob La Fevre. George Fraser is the chairman of the committee in charge. Seventy-Nine Girls Sign Up To Take Archery Lessons Whiz-bang, I shot an arrow into the air, it fell on the earth I knew not wheretand still don't know.J That is the song of sev- enty-nine girls who take archery. This sport is being taught to sophomore, junior and senior girls' gym classes. Girls in leaders' class who teach' archery, to the tune of i'Reuben, Reuben l've been think- ing, what a fine world this would be, if fair damsels who like arch- ery would change their plans to baseball-ry. Seniors Win In Tennis Seniors defeated the juniors 6-2 and 6-3 in doubles and earned the right to play for the tennis championship of the inter-class league. The championship game was played last night with the result coming in too late to be publishedL s Norman Meilink was in charge of the tourney. . V .Mlm Qi.. . .JM . N. AA, ...ml . sl,-ie. ,Ama , .,,M,,.,-V , X... -.-.l Eighth annual inter-city track meet will be held at the Scott high school stadium Saturday, May 6, with teams from Scott, Libbey, Waite, DeVilbiss, and Woodward competing for honors. Coach Smith is entering the following boys: Jack Bustow and George Kerwin, in the 220 yd. low hurdles, Carl Monto and Vernon Burke will represent the Bears in the 440 yd. rung Dan Sahadi and Carl Nalodka will run the half mile, Ed Brand and Francis Wood are slated for the mile run. - Stanley Szczepanik, Ed Koko- cinski, James Boyd, and Joe Friedman will make up the half mile relay team. The mile relay team is composed of Charles Koka, William Kapela, Dan Sa- hadi, Carl Monto. LeRoy Holmes an d Stanley Lupinski are entered in the field events. The boys are slated to heave the 12 pound shot, the dis- cus, and the javelin. Jim Boyd and LeRoy Holmes will do the broad jumping for the Polar Bears. Scott has copped the track trophy for five years and is a heavy favorite to take the meet. SENIOR HI-Y LEADS INTER-CLUB LEAGUE Senior Hi-Y holds first place in the inter-club league, getting first places in speedball and handball, and a second place in basketball. The Polish Knights are second highest. Horseshoes and indoor base- ball are the sports yet to be played. Ribbons will be given to members on the first place teanti 16 Senior .................................. Polish Knights ............................ Machine shop .... Electrical club.. Commerce club .......... ........ French club .............. ......... Tattler Staff ...... Art Klan ............ .......... ......... 125 115 ........l05 100 90 Auto Mechanics .......... ........ Peiuper club ...... Pica club ...... .... Pencil Pushers.. General Shop .... Latin club ......... 55 50 .. .. 35 Junior Hi-Y ................................ 30 Quill and Dagger .......... ........... 3 0 Class In Golf To Start Girls' class in golf will be held Wednesday and Friday starting next week, conference hour, in the girls' gym. Any girl who has at least a mashie, midiron, and driving club may enter. Mr. Howard Phipps, Miss Catherine McClure, and Miss Stella Corn- well will give instructions. Pract- ices are to be held in Wilson park as soon as the fundamentals ' are learned. K-37' vvf 73!?l!?E5'k1fg1ja-jfs3'-if-ggffsfriwggvlgwfej-jg 1 k ' 71 'rjrre iii --1 . H1-L...g. -.. 1 .. ...M-. .ss-fx-Q..-X .M f-J e. .. THE WOODWARD TATFLER lf' f'D.iN ' I 'ei - 4 + . ENGLISH CLASS TO 'MEMBERS or CLUB ,SENIOR PLANS-vARY SPONSOR PROGRAM UNDgf1f1Q11g,i,f:L'f3gf-LER CHOOSE OFFICERS AFTER GRADUATION Broadcast Of Tarkington Script Will Be Special Entertainment R.F. Lowry's sixth hour Eng- lish VIII class will sponsor a Booth Tarkington program in the auditorium in the near future, the exact date not having been set. Special feature ofthe entertain- ment will be a broadcast of Tark- ington's radio script, Maud and Cousin Bill. Leading parts will be taken by Evelyn Hamilton and Leon Zotkow. Other charac- ters are Arla Grodi, Evelyn Abood, Lucille Deck, Katherine Tinkham, Leona Jacobs, Dorothy Getz, Abe Shore, William Reeves, William Rosenberg, Jerald Blatt, Sam Rifkin, Dan Sahadi, and Arthur Kaminsky. Every student in the class is participating. Those not in the radio broadcast will present re- view of Tarkington's book. Rob- ert Marzluif and Robert Clark are sound technicians. Esther J akcsy is general chair- man, assisted by Dorothy Shore and Kenneth Carnes. Junior Dramatic Society To Give Two One-act Plays The Gift Horse and The Red Lampf' two one-act plays, will be presented by Ye Curtaine Players, Monday, May 22, con- ference hour in the auditorium. They will be directed by Miss Dorothy Kellogg, assisted by Grace Spaulding and Mollie Rubin as student directors. Alvina Piesiewicz, James Moll, Margaret Keefer, Jack Worshtil, Carl Dority, and Edna Wenz have been cast in The Red Lamp. Characters in The Gift Horse will be portrayed by Marie Rokicki, Pauline Wilson, Mary Louis Vance, Frank Siadak, Robert Kleinhans, and Tilma Roloff. Plan Allows Way To Attend Century Expo. At Low Cost Beacon plan, which is to pro- vide a method of visiting the Century of Progress exposition at a low cost, is being discussed in all Toledo high schools. O. B. Kirk of Scott high school has general charge with Miss Mary Ward as Vsfoodward represent- ative. . Miss Ward will speak to presi- dents of clubs andclasses and members of the student council assembly next Monday, confer- ence hour. Club Goes Through Store Home Economics club, escorted by Miss L. Adams, was conducted through LaSalle and KOch's de- partment store April 27. The din- ing room, candy kitchen, and fur department were thoroughly ex- plained by guides. Roberta Dulliounte Blond, blue-eyed, peppy, and very talented, best describes the TOrch's subject today. The Tattler Torch does not cause her eyes to blink, as she was born and reared behind footlights and greasepaint. lt's been dramatics since Rob- erta DuMounte came to Wood- ward last year, having portrayed the leading roles in both the junior and senior class produc- tions. Roberta was cast as a little crippled girl in the recent play, The Fool, given by the Civic Players, at the Y. W. C. A. She enacted the part to perfection. Woodward Day finds her chair- man of the vaudeville commit- tee. Again we are to be charmed by her presence on the stage, as she will be mistress of ceremo- nies. - A great future is before you Roberta, so continue your Gay- norizingf' Eighth Graders Of District Are Visitors At Woodward During the past week, eighth grade students of schools in Woodward's district visited the school, and under the guidance of W. Rohr, they were conducted through the building. Mr. Rohr spoke to them on the selection of industrial subjects. He then showed them the different shops and drawing rooms. These boys, who Willbe future Woodwardites, came from Sher- man, Riverside, Spring, Park- land, LaGrange, Hamilton,Chase, Stickney, and Webster schools. School Days Selected As Theme For Senior Banquet School Days has been select- ed by the senior banquet com- mittee as the theme for the sen- ior banquet on May 31 at LaSalle and KOch's. Speeches ,by faculty members and class president will follow the words of the song, School Days. Favors and place cards will carry out the general theme. Norma F1 a u m is committee chairman assisted by Arla Grodi, Ann Ein, Leona Jacobs, and Sam Rifkin. Q ' Club Planning Picnic Ethel Dull is chairman ofthe Fasces club picnic committee. Other members working with her are Jean Mathie, Dorothy Hall, Charles Stewart, and Leon Phifer. Anna Wegener Is Elected Next Year's President Of German Club - Election of officers of the Ger- man club for next year resulted as follows: Anna Wegener, pres- identg Charles Klinksick, vice- president, Virginia Schuster, re- elected secretaryg Alice Henzler, treasurerg and Mary Jane Veller, reporter. . Members of the club are plan- ning a farewell party to its sen- ior members, to be held Friday May 12, after school in room 118. Guests will be Joseph Stein and the Misses Dorothy Samborn, Esther Goldstein, Dorothy Schu- ster and Evelyn Hamilton. A program of various German poems, playlets and zither play- ing will be presented. Committee in charge is headed by Alice Henzler assisted by Mary Jane Veller, Charles Klinksick, Meyer Shall, Anna Wegener, and Emily Braunsch- weiger. . Hi-Y Organization Making Plans For Annual Banquet At the Senior Hi-Y meeting held last Tuesday at the Y. M. C. A. plans for the club's annual banquet to be held'at the Y, May 23, were discussed. Don Schaefer was appointed chairman of the committee in charge, to be assist- ed by Fred Slawski and Edmund Brooks. Robert Ridenour and Donald McFerren spoke on the Bowling Green Hi-Y Conference, which they attended April 25. Nomination of officers for the club next year were made, with Elections to take place next Tues- ay. Senior Farewell Dance Is Given By Student Council The senior farewell dance, which will be given for the pur- pose of honoring graduating stu- dents, is to be held today from 2:30 to 5:30 in the afternoon. The Woodward high student council, which is sponsoring this affair, has voted at one of their meetings to invite the officers of both the sophomore and junior classes. All students other than the above mentioned are excluded. Girls Decide Upon Clothes To Be Worn At Graduation At the senior girls meeting it was decided that the girls wear white spectator or semi-sports dresses with cape or puffed sleeves for graduation. Light stockings and shoes with medium heels will complete the outits. Types of corsages will be discussed at the next meeting. Ruth Boehler is general chair- man of thesenior girl's group. wedding Bells, World's Fair, Near-by Lakes To Call Graduates Whither art thou going, my pretty lass? 'Tm going a marrying. Sir. That's what three senior girls are going to do after graduation. Erma Mizer, Ruth Kaiser, and Mary Briley. However most of them are just going vacationing. Chicago is drawing Ann Ein, Leona Jacobsg Indiana, Maxine Doddg near-by lakes, Virginia Hugill, Marie Swaya. Robert Eiseman will assist his granddad in the opening of a restaurant to be titled Sussex Club. St. Louis, Mo. is drawing Wilma J aschke and Ralph Micha- lak. George Fraser will go to Springfield, Ohio, for courses in physical ed. Ypsilanti may find Edwin Kokocinski among its in- coming class of freshmeng Pur- due, Joe Friedman and William Reeves. The latter may attend Ohio Wesleyan or Purdue. Ellen Jane Scarisbrick also hopes to make Delaware, Ohio, her col- lege home. The majority of seniors will wear out the well-worn path to the employers' oflices, while juniors will come back for one more year, glad that they're not leaving all the fun behind. The lucky ones! Prom Committee Selects Waterman's Band To Play Lew Waterman and his pop- ular orchestra will play for the annual Senior Prom, Saturday, May 13, at the Commodore Perry ballroom. Kathyrn Jackman, Martha Haynes, and Paul Landwehr are in charge of publicity. Roberta DuMounte heads the program committee. Eddie Brooks and Ruth Dorf arranged for the orchestra. Robert Mitchell is general chairman of the committee. Guests of honor will be Mr. and Mrs. Charles C. LaRue, Miss Amie Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsmore, and faculty members. A Volleyball Tourney Won By b Seventh Hour Girls' Class Seventh hour Wednesday and Friday gym class won the inter- class volleyball tournament de- feating the first hour Tuesday and Thursday class. 28 to 17. Those playing on the winning team were Captain Leona Wielin- ski, Geraldine Ludwikoski, Mary LeGron, Thelma Wells, Frances Szenderski, Helen Madras, Mary Kock, Marjorie Schuif, Dorothy Poczekay, Pearl Murphy, and Martha Klonowski. The opposing team was cap- tained by Virginia -Dutkowski. ,.,.,,,,,, ,:,,-,, A ,- .. ,,- ,-, ,.g,,-,-, ,, g ,-'-,, ,- --,.-,,,- -,, ,, ,- 5. ,-, .. - fn- ',,-'p h lg,-'QI'-ii,-,gi-gi' f i,,'c,,, ,'fg,:'. .-. .n . .'!, ..' . . ' ga g - , .... i,,g,,1 ' o, , g .3 I' gg' 15-Ai.-Semin A. --.1 O.12.ar:ss.Iac:i:Ss4...5.is.reg,.3..:. -,ag -1,-Qff, ,,,r-4l-3,E,,.- FTTQAQQQ As V 1 1wX - gf--' 1 1 : V R b W Constantly, Consistently Constructive . J - 'T' VO1. V Toledo, Ohio, May 12, 1933 No. 32 I NINE WOODWARD CLUB TO BROADCAST GR ADUATING STUDENTS PRESENT STUDENTS PLACE ON TOLEDO STATION ANNUAL PROM TOMQRROW NIGHT Eugene Zytkus Winner In Math For Woodward's ' Only First Nine Woodward students from the scholarship team of twenty- seven received ranking in the state tests given at Bowling Green last Saturday. The entire team placed seventh with Scott high school first. Eugene Zytkus, freshman, won the only first place for Wood- ward when he took highest hon- ors in first year algebra. Thad- deus Demski was second in the same subject. Helen Swaya took second place in second year French. Students in general science gained points for Woodward with Donald Knoke placing third and Sarah Chandler, sixth. Meyer Novick received an eighth place in chemistry, and Donald Dietsch ranked tenth in physics. William Rosenberg and Leona Jacobs placed fourth and eighth respectively in twelfth year English. The entire team had a total of 51 M points. Jane Staiger and D o r o t h y Shore ranked eleventh in tenth year English and American hi s t o r y. Earl Sommers received twelfth place in plane geometry. Test p a p e r s will be sent to Columbus for the state ranking. Certificates will be awarded to the Woodward students placing gi the first ten on Recognition ay. . Students Teach Students A novel method of teaching grammer by having students teach students was introduced in Miss Marie Doering's English classes last week. A different stu- dent in each class has charge and takes care of the recitation correcting the mistakes of those who recite while Miss Deering corrects the teacher. By using this method Miss Doering hopes to develop leadership as well as make the students become more acquainted with grammer. Club To Hold Gathering Social Science club of Wood- ward will hold its last social gathering May 29 at Riverside Park shelter house. The mem- bers ofthe club will be privileged to be accompanied by guests and Miss Mabel Rutan will chap- eron. . James Nassar, Ray Anderson, and Tilma Roloff are members of the committee that is arrang- ing the affair. Debate, Music, Discussion On Radio Program Over W.S.P.D. International club of Wood- ward high school in collaboration with the same organization of DeVilbiss high s c h o ol will present a broadcast over radio station W.S.P.D. Thursday, May 11, from 3 p.m till 4 p.m. Subjects of international interest will be discussed. The will consist of two parts: the Hrst portion will be under the facili- ties of the DeVil- biss group while Woodward has charge of the latter half. Doro- thy Shore, mem- ber of the International club, is to act as announcer. Should United States Recog- nize Soviet Russia is the subject of the debate which will be one of the high points of the program. Lilian Greenberg, Philip Moore, and Leona Jacobs will uphold the affirmative side while those on the negative are- Sadie Skaif, Meyer Schall, and Sam Rifkin. Music, in the form of spirituals, will be sung by members of the club under the supervision of Frances Ford and E dmun d Brooks. Ruth Dorf is to lead the dis- cussion on Roads to Internation- al Good-will assisted by James Shemas, Meyer Novick, Mary Briley, and Frieda Hullenkremer. Plans for this aEair are in the hands of Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser of the club, and Nellie Flaum, president. Ddrothy Shore PLAN OF ATTENDING FAIR IS ANNOUNCED Miss Mary Ward discussed the Beacon Plan with presidents of clubs and classes and student council members in the auditori- um conference hour, May 8. This plan provides lodging in wooden cottages with maid ser- vice besides ordinary conven- iences in Beacon City, which is a thirty minute ride from Chicagog transportation around Chicago, food served in cafeteria styleg ad- mission to the World Fair ground -all for 9635 for one week or S20 for three days. Any student who persuades someone to go to the Fair for a week by this method will receive 31.50, or seventy-five cents if someone goes for three days. Anyone desiring to use this plan must receive an identifica- tion card from Miss War d , Woodward's councillor. l Lew Waterman's Orchestra Will Provide Music At Outstanding Social Event Of Season . At Commodore Perry , To the melodious strains of the harmony of Lew Waterman's orchestra, seniors will dance at their outstanding affair of the year, the annual Senior Prom, tomorrow night at the Commodore Perry Hotel Ballroom. - The grand march, the climagxing feature of .the event, will be LEADS PROM WITH CLASS PRESIDENT Norma Flaum Tomorrow evening Norma Flaum, as the guest of Meyer Schall, class president, will lead the grand march at the annual Senior Prom to be held at the Commodore Perry hotel. GLEE CLUB TO GIVE SECOND OPERETTA In the Garden of the Shah, an operetta directed by Clarence Ball, will be given Friday evening, May 19, in the auditorium. Lois Hotz, as Zodah, will por- tray the feminine lead with Nor- man Staiger playing opposite her. Lolah will be enacted by Kathryn McDonald, while Arthur Kaminsky will be cast in the role of Sam. Parts of the Shiek, Shah, N owobeh, and Billy will be taken by Robert Bader, Frank Siadak, Tilma Roloif, and Miles Booth, respectively. Woodward orchestra, directed by Miss Bessie Werum, will ac- company the glee club. Members of the cast are making their own costumes. Tattler Will Sell Saga Cuts To Students For Ten Cents During the days of June 1 to 9, seniors may get their Saga- cuts at the Tattler oiiice for the sum of ten cents. Think of the practical value. You can use them on calling cards and on stationery Cimagine ,the girl friend's surprisel. And speaking of girl friends, you might buy hers also. Take the cut down to the Blade and tell themto file itg they'll be needing it soon. Everybody's taking a cut now- adays. Cut your pay and pay for puts. The money will go to Mr. Thomae's class who cut the cuts and - to the Tattler who sells the cuts. l led by the president of the senior class, Meyer Schall, and his guest, Norma Flaum. Guests of honor will be Miss Amie Miller, Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Anne G. Wetterman, Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. C.M. Meek, and Mr. and Mrs. S.B. Crouse. All other facul- ty members are invited to be guests of the senior class. Robert Mitchell heads the committee in charge of arran e- ments. Assisting him are Martlia Haynes, Roberta DuMounte, Kathryn Jackman, Ruth Dorf, Paul Landwehr, and Edmund Brooks. l i......l, Recognition Day Services Will Be Held For Two Days Recognition Day services will be held May 31 and June 1 in the auditorium, the first day reserved for scholarship recognition and the second for athletics. Students will be allowed to attend only one of the mass meetings. Leona Jacobs, who will act as mistress of ceremonies, is chair- man ofthe committee making all arrangements and is assisted by Marion Jaworski, Alberta Teall, Helen Swaya, and Henry Nich- por. Two New Science Courses May Be Offered Next Year Next semester Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Mary O'Brien, and Miss Mary Boyles will offer two new subjects to Woodward students. Courses in the study of physiology and botany will last one semester and will give one half credit. Unless sixteen or more pupils sign for the courses, they will not be added to the curriculum. Those interested should see these gelgchers in rooms 312, 314, or ..1...i.....l Eight Senior Girls Guests Eight Woodward senior girls who will be guests of the Ohio Wesleyan al u m ni association Friday and Saturday at the col- lege are Esther Jakcsy, Kathryn Jackman, Ellen Jane Scaris- brick, 'Alberta Teall, Lois Hotz, Arla Grodi, Dorothy Getz, and Roberta DuMounte. Women from the Toledo Alumni associ- ation will drive. .csifi ffl, L F S was ' THE WOODWARD TA'1'I'LER THE WUUDWARD TATTI-ER PRINCIPAL POINTS Roving Reporter Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.30 per semester, 3.03 single issue. . ,. TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ........................... .William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .................................... Leona Jacobs Business Manager ,,,,.,..,,,,.,,,.,..,.... .Charles Klinksick Assistant Business Manager ..,.,. Arthur Berkowitz News Editor ............................................ Marie Swaya Feature Editor ........ ................ D orothy Shore . Alberta Teall Sp0l't Edlli0I'S .................-. .------- - ljluarion Jaworski Assistant Sport Editors ............ ggiigggegiggiggz Humor Editor .................. ...........--------- ---- R ll th Dorf Copy Reader ,,,,,,,...,. ................ C orabelle Kellfel' Exchange Editor .................. Stephania Goryszewski Display Editor ........ ............................ E thel Dull . Anna Wegener Club Editors ......... ........ i Robert Ridenour Make-up .............. .................. C hester Matuszak Pressman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...,,,,,,,.. ,,.......... E dward ,Jankowski . Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Q Mr' Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly Rubin, Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. ' By Mr. LaRue With the closing of this week's A X work we enter once more on the last 5' 1 lap of a school year. Only four more X weeks of class room work, then final K, examinations and then school is closed for another year. For some of us it is the final chap- ter in our school career. You have been urged to work harder so many times by so many people that a great number of you have become tired of the constant admonition. And yet recognizing all this, but knowing also what these last days may mean to y ou, we m ust continue to urge you on. Get your work done now. If you get an un- satisfactory mark, take it in the spirit in which it is given and by increased effort prove to yourself, your classmates, and to yo ur teachers that you have the qualities that make up real manhood and real womanhood. The time is coming and coming soon when we are going to move out of this present state of stagnation in business into one of extreme activity. The best positions in the future are going to the best prepared people. You should use every opportunity to get ready for bett er times. OFF'N N I I We hope you like our lat- THE TATTLEWS WOODWARD est brainstorm--that of hav- PROGRAM ing pictures in this column Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t of Seniors in things-H This Council. ' Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. LL THAT would be necessary to vouch for the success of Woodward Day would be to liste n to the enthusiastic opinions of the studet body and to see the paid-up account on the talking machine. It took a class of students whose only interests were that of Woodward to put over this most successful eventg but they worked on such a large scale that other students were called in to help. Here, as before, a fine school spirit prevailed and Woodward Day went over with a bang. The first hour class of senior English, R. F. Lowry, who is always willing to encour- age such student venturesg and all others who did their bits in the plans for the event are the kind of boosters Woodward needs. Q 1 ' NATOMICAL success-Few people, on the one hand, can get ahead without a head, but on the other hand, most folks need a clear head to get a footing and a backbone to boot to get ahead. U 8 U HOSE students who have been out- standing, either in scholarships or ath. letics, will receive acknowledgement May 31 and June 1 when the Tattler offers its annual Recognition Day. Throphies and certificates such as will be awarded can serve as reminders of high school. But the only thing the student will be able to cash in on will be the training he received while winning these emblems. week we present Arthur Kaminsky, who is noted for his interpretations of odd Arthur Kaminsky roles in the operettas and as the Grandfather in the radio play Maud and Bill, that is being planned by Mr. Lowry's Sixth Hr. class, and as Sam, the colored boy, in the Garden of the Shah. S I 1 . ODE T0 A REPORTER Roaming and brushing, Endlessly rushing, Prancing and dashing, Outwardly flashing, Running and working, Till your head's jerking, Eternally moiling, Refacing and toiling. l I l Ruth Elzenheimer Wants to know if iti should be black eyed Susan Bettincourt instead of Brown. Strange that our sarcasm of today is the witticism of tomorrow. I S l CLASSROOM CLASSICS Eragrant moonlit scents, shrieks of laughter gently wafted, enticing aromatic tangs--the students of Miss Betty Nelson's Bus. English classes write sales letters. Her fingers poise in a determined manner, an expectant gleam lights up her eyes, she flicks an imaginary speck from the object in front of her. Tense, excitedly she awaits the signal, and then faster and faster she wields her weapon-Miss Mary Cady has said: Take a letter. plays. At present he's cast. What do you think of the new rule end- ing all but senior activities after May 31? Freshman--I think it a commendable measure as it eliminates the last minute rush of every organization for a farewell party.---Sarene Goodleman. Sophomore--Because the seniors have such a short time left before their high school days are just a memory, I heartily endorse the plan of leaving the last few. weeks free for senior activities.-Gladys Williams. Junior-Of course seniors should have their good times, but I think that letting other students enjoy themselves during June would not have interfered with the activities of those graduating.-Frank Siadak. Senior--To one that is about to graduate, it is wise to devote his last two weeks to activities uninterrupted by confiicting events, therefore, I commend the rule.--Ray Jankowski. . Faculty Member--As a club adviser I find that it does not conflict with a club's program. There is plenty of time in May for picnics or parties. Then too, the students can devote more time in preparing for the final examinations.-w Miss Mabel Rutan. . I I ' YOUR MOTHER Who do you go to when you're in dis- tress? Your Mother. And who started you on the road to suc- cess? Your Mother. She shares all your sorrow, She makes your wrongs right, She portraysthe part of your guiding light. Your Mother. Though you haven't a friend, She'll stick to the end, That cheerful God-send, Your Mother WI-IO'S WHO Descending from nonsensical juniors such as Carl Dority whose description occupied this column last week to scholarly freshmen, we see a quiet boy who has blond hair and blue eyes. His all A grade card indicates a studious nature, but he may be found from time to time indulging in a swift game of indoor or making the rounds on a golf course. In Bowling Green exams he entered in math and returned with flying colors. Mention shortcake and ice cream and you find that this modern Pythagoras has a sweet tooth. His extra curricular ac-' tivities include Student Council and fourth hour newswriting class. Keep your eyes peeled for this brilliant freshman, who is fond of blue and known to his classmates as Hughie. If that last hint won't help you identify him, refer to this column in next week's Tattler. Ach, Sandy, the baby's swallowed a ha' penny. Weell, let him have it---tomorrow's his birthday. 8 S l Servant--Beg pardon sir, but there's a burglar down stairs. Sleepy Millionaire---All right, James, lay out my 30-30 and my tweed hunting jacket. , , I i1,.a.Qi..g.......- . 3: ' s THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' COACHES CONTINUES SPRING GRID DRILLS Candidates Sent Through Workouts As Bevan Comes Back Bad weather conditions -again hampered the work of the 1933, gridiron prospects during the first part of the week, but good weather followed and the coaches sent the candidates through in- tensive drills during the latter part of the weekly sessions. The bright part of the weekly practices was the return of Coach Bevan, who had b e e n outwofor some time because of trouble with his eyes. The head coach lost no time in sending the boys through tough workouts aslsoon as weather conditions proved favorable. Accurate passers have been developed by the coaches and their work was the most out- standing. Coach Bevan announced that Ben Penchef, assistant coach, will be in charge of the new lightweight team. Penchef al- ready has some good players lined up and with additional players who do not make the varsity teams will give him a prospective grid team. . As soon as Coach Penchef gets his boys organized, scrimmage sessions between the varsity and lightweight teams will be plenti- INTRA-MURAL TILTS Opening games in the Ameri- can league found the Senior Hi- Y downing the Electrical club, 7-4. Vernon Burke was the main reason for the Hi-Y victory, twirling effective ball for seven innings. Q Q . Results of the other games are: Quill and Dagger, 11, Art Klan, lg Auto Mechanics defeated the Tattler staff 23-6. The . Polish Knights won by forfeit over the French club.. . Wet grounds and cold weather postponed two days of scheduled play in the National and Amer- ican leagues. Teams forfeiting games by non-appearance will be automat- ically dropped. The French club in the American league is out of play as a result of a forfeited game to the Polish Knights. When the American league plays indoor, the National league will play horseshoes. Edward Livo is in charge of the horse- shoe tourney. Howard Francis, Jack Lockert, and Leo Kubacki are in charge of the indoor base- ball tournament. Girls To Get' Distinctions Senior, members of the girls' W club who have received a letter for two years will be awarded small distinctions by the Girls' Athletic League. A com- mittee headed by Mary Jane Mc- Donald will select the awards. 3 . ..u..aAx,m,. At- ..u.s..s,.t,... . . m b rrcr i -ntl N c Coach Bevan announced last Week that Ben Penchef will be in charge of the lightweight foot- ball team which was done away with last year. There is plenty of material for the team and it should be a good squad. The high schools will have a lightweight schedule next season. o , Little four-foot, nine-inch Cas- imir Obloza came through in real fashion in the game with Waite last week. The Woodward team was one point behind and Oblo- za was the last man for the Bears and he was playing the eight- eenth hole. Casimir mashied to the green and then walked up to the ball and nonchalantly sank a difficult shot to score the Bears' initial win of the season. The little lad is but a freshman and will be with the Bears for the next three years. ' ThelmaBrown partnered w it h Paul Landwehr defeated D o r- othy Smolinski and Lloyd Smith . 5 to 3 31552516 boys' 5 Thelma Brown gygiss fgcwn and Mr. Landwehr played good offensive and defensive games. If any hints about tennis are wanted, Mrs. Brown's daughter is willing to oblige: Several f o r m e r Woodward athletes will be in the lime-light when Max Michalak's P. N. A. 520 baseball team opens their baseball season in the class A baseball federation Sunday after- noon in Wilson Park. Among the members on the Polish team are Joe Szelagowski, Frank Katafi- asz, Irwin Pawlicki, and Charles Szczygiel. They will play a team composed of former high school and college athletes a m o n g whom are Bob Rettig, Chuck Vsfertz, 'and Dave Connelly. Bear Track Sqaud Scores Six Points In Annual Meet 1 Woodward thinclads scored six points to place fifth in the annual inter-city track meet held .last Saturday in the Scott stadium. DeVilbiss copped first place with Scott a close second. Waite, Lib- bey, Woodward finished in that order. - Stanley Lupinski heaved the shot put 43 feet 6 inches to place third. Stanley also placed in dis- cus throw, getting a third place. LeRoy Holmes scored whenihe took fourth places in the running broad jump and the Javelin throw. These boys were the only ones to receive places in the meet and will be awarded ribbons. De- Vilbiss will receive a trophy. GIRLS WILL HOLD WEEK-END PARTY Officers Are To Be Elected p At Annual Event Q Of W Club Girls' W club will hold its fo u r t h annual week-end party. May 19, 20, and 21 at the cottage 1 of Phyllis Netz, Clarks Lake, Michigan. Girls who will receive a W this year and any girl who has ever b e e n awarded a letter 1 is invited. Treas- ure hunt, roast, ' and hike are the special features on the program. Every girl will prepare at least one meal. Election of officers and adoption of a constitution will take place on Sunday afternoon before the group returns to Toledo. Program is in charge of Alvina Piesiwicz, Phyllis Netz, and Mar- garet Williams. Marguerite Hig- gins is chairman ofthe food com- mittee with Martha Haynes and Gertrude Ansen. Lottie Minor and Dorothy Smolinski will no- tify the Alumni. Equipment will be taken care of by Alice Kalin- o w s k i, chairman, MaryEllen DuMounte, and Frieda Hullen- kremer. Harriet Maier and Leona Wielinski have charge of trans- portation. AlbertaTeall is general chairman. . Alberta Teall WIEBER CAPTAINS BEAR GOLF SQUAD Art Wieber As captain of this year's golf team, Art Wieber has should- pl ered the responsibility of select-i ing a squad from a few green boys. His fine playing thus far has created a feeling of confi- dence among the players that has tended to make them put a ' little extra effort in their work. Since Art is the only veteran on the team no great victories were expected, but the win over Waite last week builds high hopes for the future games. Fundamentals Taught Homer I-lanham and Art Smith are teaching their respective gym classes fundamentals of track, catching and throwing indoor- baseball and baseball, and also the new indoor rules. Three differ- ent ways of throwing the ball are taught: overhand, side arm, and underhand. In track, the boys are taught the start-off and the straight run. w WOODWARD LINKS TEAM WINS FIRST Wet Fairways Prevent Low Scores As Bears Beat Waite Woodward's links men won their first game when they de- feated Waite, QM-SM, on the Otta- Eva park golf links last Wednes- ay. ' Cold weather, wet fairways, and slow greens hampered the chances for low score. Charles Stewart and Leon Phifer scored a total of' five points to form the bulk of the score. As four greens and fairways are under water on the Ottawa golf links, this week's cheduled play will be postponed un t il later in the season. Coach Phipps has juggled his lineup for next week's game. Cas- imer Obloza will play sixth man and Arthur Karnikowski will be moved from alternate to the fifth position. The first four positions will remain unchanged, Ralph Michalak and Sylvester Szpanski will be alternates nelxt week. Woodwar Out In Match Wieder ........................ 0 1 M UQ Phifer ........................ ya 1 1 2 5 Wierszewski ........... 1 Stewart .................... 15 Obloza ........................ 0 Nichpor ...................... 0 0 0 1 I 1 ZLQ 1 1 2 0 0 0 Total ........................................................ 9M Waite Out In Match Boggs .......... ............ 1 0 M IM Fisher ..... .......... ......... 5 Q 0 0 g Smyth ........................ 0 1 1 2 Moran ........................ M 0 0 54 Navarre ...................... 1 0 0 1 MacAllister ............. ...1 1 1 3 856 Total ....................... ................................ Sophomore Class Players Win Shuffle-Board Crown Louis Kukiela and Roman Gralak, representing the soph class defeated the post grads 25-10 in the inter-class shuffle board championship conference hour Wednesday. The freshmen ggolpped their tilt to sophomores Juniors defeated Jack Lockert and Vernon Burke of the senior class, who were in turn defeated by the post graduates to a tune of 30-22. Freshmen and the sen- iors are tied for last f4thJ place. Girls Get Choice In Sports Girls in regular gym classes may choose baseball or tennis for their spring sport. Miss Stella Cornwell will teach baseball on the girls' athletic field while Miss Catherine McClure instructs ten- nis playing in the girls' gym. All girls playing tennis must have a racquet and ball. Girls Form Golf Class Fifteen girls who are interest- ed in golf were present at the golf class Wednesday, in the girls' gym. Howard Phipps, boys' golf coach, is instructing the girls. Classes are held every Wednesday and Friday, confer- ence hour. 'i A ' T' THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER , DONATIONS EXCEED LSENIOR ACTIVITIES LATIN IS DROPPED LAST YEAR'S MARK UNDfgR1ggJ'fgg,fLER PLANS BEING MADE IN FAVOR OF GOLF R. K. Sheline's Class Winner Of Prize For High Per Capita Proving that the depression is over, the students of Woodward, urged by the prizes offered and the desire to help, contributed 813429, which is 3511.79 more than last year. This includes two EV6'dOllH1' donations given by the Spanish club and Art Klan. The per capita for each student was six and one-fourth cents. R. K. Sheline's class, with a per capita of 41 cents and a total of Sl2.40, walked OH' with the first prize and right into a day's vaca- tion, May 29. Miss A. C. Curtis' class with 59.10 and a per capita of 34 cents took second prize, a half day free. Third prize, a free ticket for each student to the next movie, was won by Clyde Van Tassel's class that had a total of 959.17 and a per capita of 24 cents. Thirty-two homerooms which were one hundred percent will be excused sometime this month at 1:45. Homerooms which were not reported in last week's Tat- tler are Miss Laura Adams, E. R. Rike, and W. F. Rohr. The home- rooms of Miss Dorothy Warner, Henry Van Gorder, and Myron T. Skinner also contributed more than five dollars. Profits Of Woodward Day Pay Talking Machine Debt Net proceeds of Woodward Day were 516819. Of this amount 35136.68 was used to complete payments on the moving picture machine, thereby cancelling the chattel mortgage. Twelve dol- lars, which was borrowed from the sophomore class some time ago to help make a payment on the machine, was also repaid from these receipts. Wire sound reels, costing 811, were purchased. These debts took the major portion of Wood- ward Day proits. Approximately 1400 people at- tended the vaudeville show, and that same number saw the first movie. About 1600 students were present at the dance in the boys' gymnasium. This event, which was a stu- pendous success, will probably be repeated next year. Members Of Zetalethean Club Purchase Sweaters Blue green sweaters with a dashing grey Z on the front will be seen worn today by the girls of the Zetalethean Literary society, some 35 in number. With the closing of the banks, and receiving sweaters that were not the right color, size, and discription, Ruth Ramlow, who headed the committee purchasing the distinctions, managed to keep a clear head and the correct sweaters came and the result is a smile on all those fair faces you see. f 1 ' Robert Mitchell The senior prom having attrac- ted everyone this week, the torch is attracted by the chairman of the senior prom committee, Robert Mitchell. In 1928 Bob graduated from Sherman school and entered Woodward. After his sophomore year he left school for a while and returned twelve months later to reenter as a junior, but it was not until his senior year that he began his extensive extra cur- ricular activities. In addition to being prom chair- man, he is president of the Stu- dent Council and Sr. Hi Y, and an active member of the Quill and Dagger clan. Gray seems to be his favorite color but he looks well in dark suits also. He's short, dark, has an interesting personality and can probably tell you more if yog wish to interview him your- se . Senior Prom Tomorrow Listen tothe Broadcast. Baccalaureate, Graduation, Picnic Groups Make Arrangements Arrangements for the senior class baccalaureate service to be held Sunday, June 11, at the Collingwood First Congrega- tional church, are being made by the graduation committee headed by Ellen Jane Scarisbrick. The committee has secured Dr. George Laughton as speaker. Graduation ceremonies will be held Thursday, June 15, in the Woodward auditorium. The same committee has made arrange- ments for the exercises, and Grove Patterson, editor of the Toledo Blade, will be the guest speaker. Picnic committee, headed by Ed Chevalier, is making plans for the combined Woodward and Waite senior picnic on Friday, June 2. The group will go to Put-in-Bay on the boat Chippewa. Junior Club To Hike Sunday, May 14, is the date set for the Junior Friendship club's hike and roast, to be held at Otta- wa Park at 2:30 p. in. Miss Louise Herler and Miss Marjory Neal of theY.W.C.A. will be guests ofthe club at the hike. Arrangements are in charge of Joan Elmer, Julia Bennett, and Dorothy Smith. Miss Dorothy Bardo is club adviser. SEVEN CLUBS E LECT OFFICERS Election time at Woodward brings forth the names of the next year officials of the follow- ing organizations: Salesmanship, Junior and Senior Hi-Y, Le Cercle Francais, and Fasces clubs, and the Periclean and Zetalethean societies. Salesmanship oflicers will be Betty Kaslly, presidentg Helen Abood, vice-presidentg G r a c e Eurenius, secretary and treasur- er, and Joan Elmer, reporter. Vernon Alberstett is the club ad- viser. Hi-Y Oflicers Future leaders of the Junior Hi-Y are Olen Boroughf, presi- dentg Ray De Lano, vice-presi- dentg Harold Boehler, secretary, and William Pfifer, treasurer. The election was held Tuesday at the time of Senior Hi-Y meet- ing under the supervision of Howard Phipps. Senior Hi-Y of which Raymond Sheline is adviser selected the following for the coming year: Robert Ridenour, president, vice- president, Henry Nichporg John Marcinkowski, secretaryg Leon Pfifer, treasurer, Charles Stewart, sergeant-at-arms. Language Clubs Elect In the French club meeting- May 9, the members chose Sam1 A., ,., A-4... . Schall for president, James Hope, vice-president, Helen Swaya, sec- retaryg James Shemas, treasurerg and Sharon Leibovitz, reporter. Miss A. Curtis is the club adviser. Howard Phipps supervising the Fasces club meeting resulted in the reelection of the present president, Ruth Ramlow, and the secretary, Ethel Dull. New of- ficials for next year are Charles Stewart, vice-presidentg Paul Trepinski, treasurerg Molly Meer, kreeb, reporterg and Leon Plifer, sergeant-at-arms. New Lit Club Leaders The Periclean Society, of which Miss Louise Tippett is adviser, chose as their odicers Marie Cochran, presidentg Mary Jane Veller, l vice - presidentg Grace Spaulding, secretaryg Vivian Hamilton, corresponding secre- tary, Jean Mathie, treasurerg Mary Louise Vance, censor, and Florence Schindler, chaplain. Ruth Ramlow is the new pre- siding oiiicer of the Zetaletheanr Society. Other new officials are Alvina Piesiewicz, vice-presidentg Alice Henzler, secretary, Mar- garet Keefer, treasurer, Jane Steiger, chaplaing Dorothy Just, sergeant-at-arms, and Virginia Schuster, reporter. Miss Edith Murphy is the Zet adviser. ' X 1 Female Bobby Joneses Fail To Appear At Golf Class In the joy of teaching some thing he doesn't understand to a bunch of girls who can't, Mr. Howard Phipps has utterly neg- lected his poor Latin students to try and drive the importance of the drive into the heads ofwould be golferettes. A Don't hit the ball from mem- ory, admonishes Professor Phipps. We'll remember, pro- mise the Misses McClure and Cornwall, who just can't seem to do better than 120 anywhere. Hey, Phipps, whispers Mr. Meek, dropping in for a moment, Come up to my room after lunch. I want you to see my new plaid golf shorts. What to do about it? queries Professor Phipps weakly to his disappointed class. Let's all try for a bir-r-die, warble the Ama- zonic maidens, as they grab their clubs and rush the unsuspecting faculty. ii-...i.1....... Girls Are To Act As Models, Hostesses At Style Show Senior and junior girls will be models and hoste ses at a style demonstration to be given Wed- nesday, May 17, on the fourth floor of the Stein building. Ten fourth-year girls who will model include Harriet Maier, Dorothy Smolinski, Dorothy Dimke, Dorothy Shore, Arla Grodi, Marjorie Saxton, Marie Schwab, Ann Essak, Mary Trautman, and Thelma Brown. Junior girls, Mae McKnight, Alvina Piesiewicz, Alice Grego- rek, Elizabeth Amos, Margaret Keesecker, Louise Miller, I a- belle Larrow, Ethel Dull, Pauline Wilson, and Florence Schindler are the hostesses. Teachers, mothers of the senior girls as well as junior girls are invitedto attend. Classes Will Picnic I Floyd Lords' first hour class of last year is holding a meeting today after school to make ar- rangments for a picnic May 20, with Miss Grace Cronk's resent first hour class. Jane Staiger, Molly Meerkreb, and Thelma Kehrer of last year's class will again be on the committee ar- ranging the event. i.l.l-1. Saga Roast Postponed Saga roast scheduled for last Wednesday has been postponed due to weather conditions until Tuesday, May 16. Guests will be Mrs. McManamon, Miss Mc- Laughlin, Miss Doering, Mr. Dunsmore, and Mr. Alberstett. Lilian Greenberg and Esther Jakcsy are arranging this affair. ..s...,IrL. ...,...,1,.,. Ar.. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 mfs.-1 - - --f V I V M E , Constantly, Consistently Constructive i J q 'T' 'vor v Toledo, ohio, May 19,1933 No. as FRIENDSHIP CLUBS, HI-Y Hom AFFAIRS Officers Will. Be Installed At Each Of Two Banquets The Friend Ship will be the theme of the Mothers' and Daughters' Banquet of the Wood- ward Friendship clubs to be held Tuesday, May 26, at the Y. W. C. A. with Miss Dorothy Warner as guest speaker. Her subject is The Ship 'Friendship'. Miss Amie Miller, Miss B l a n che Hazelton, and Friendship club advisers will be guests. Esther Jakcsy, president of the senior club, ismistress of ceremonies. Installation of new officers will take place in a candle service. Musical selections will be given by Pauline Harter, Anna Mueller, Marianne Tanzler, and Virgina Nowak. Thelma Brown and Virgina Stewart are general chairmen of all arrangements. I-Ii-Y Club Banquet The Jr. and Sr. Hi-Y will hold their annual banquet Tuesday, May 23, in the cafeteria of the Y. M. C. A. with the main feature of the evening, the installation of both Jr. and Sr. Hi-Y oflicers. Individual speeches by the seniors and group songs com- prise the rest of the program. Parents of the members will be guests of honor. Howard Phipps and Raymond Sheline are advisers of the clubs. Committee in charge of the affair is Donald Schaefer, chair- man, assisted by Fred Slawski and Edmund Brooks. Woodward Grad Named To Edit Northwestern Paper Frank Brunton, a 1930 graduate of Woodward, who next year will be a senior in the Medill School of Journalism at Northwe stern University, was re-appoin ted as editor of the Daily Northwestern for 1933-34. During the past year Frank has held this chief executive position and last week was informed that the publication's bo a r d,, after several hours of deliberation, had decided to have him continue his present duties. As one of W o o d wa r d's out- standing leaders in 1929-30, Frank Brunton held the editorial posi' tion of the Tattler. Class I-Iears Hitler Pupils of Miss Anne G. Wetter- man's second hour German class listened to the address made by Adolf Hitler from Berlin, Ger- many, Wednesday, May 17, in the auditorium. A. R. Bitter made this broad- cast possible. , - -...:, Curtaine Players Will Give Two Single-Act Productions The Red Lamp and The Gift Horse, two one act plays, to be presented by Ye Curtaine Players Monday, May 22, confer- ence hour in the auditorium promise the audience a delight- ful ten cents worth of fun. For instance, where three dif- ferent people try to Signal three other people by placing a lighted lamp in a window all in the same night you may be sure that hu- morous complications will arise. A down and out gardener, a girl and a promising lawyer in love, and an over zealous guardian aunt make The Red Lamp a laugh a minute play. ' Before you have completely stopped chuckling The Gift Horse will give you something to remember it by. The story re- lates the plight of a young mar- ried couple who have just thrown out an undesired wedding present received from their aunt. The dear CD old lady unexpectedly arrives and you can imagine the frantic excitement that follows in the Search for the gift horsef. Cast of The Red Lamp in- cludes Virginia McClusky, Mollie Rubin, James Moll,Alvina Piesie- wicz, Jack Worshtil, and Carl Dority. Taking part in The Gift Horse will be Pauline Wilson, Stella Taylor, F r ank Siadak, Mary Louise V a n c e, Robert Kleinhans, and Marie Rokicki. STUDENT ACTORS lGLEE CLUB'S SECOND CPERETTA g OFFEEHO PLAYS OF YEAR WILL BE GIVEN TCNIGHT Persia Is Scene Of In The Garden Of Shah With Lois Hotz, Miles Booth, Arthur Kaminsky Enacting Leading Roles Q Tonight, in the auditorium, the glee under the direction of Clarence Ball will present the three act operetta, In the Garden of the Shah. Norman Staiger as Ted and Miles Booth as Billy, two young American engineers accompanied by Arthur Kaminsky as Sam, their servant, go to Persia to work In the gold mine that is SENIOR H A S LEAD IN ifawgvliged by the Shah, Frank Sia- OPERETTA TONIGHT Ted falls in love with the Lois Hotz Lois Hotz, who has had a lead- ing role in several operettas, will again have the female lead in the glee club presentation tonight. Members Of Honor Society Excused From Final Exams Members of the Woodward chapter of the National Honor Society will be excused from all final examinations on June 12 and 13. Students who competed in the state scholarship tests at Bowling Green are to be ex- empted from the final exam in the subject they represented. ELECTION RETURNS CONTINUED More election returns. During the week Social Science, Junior and Senior Friendship, Home Economics, and the P e i u p e r clubs, and the Quill and Dagger Literary Society directed their activities to the election of new officers. Results of the Social Science club meeting on May 16 are: Ray- mond Anderson, presidentg Paul Trepinski, vice-president, Louise Miller, secretary, Mary Jane Veller, treasurer, John Alexson, reporter, and Anita Eurenius, program chairman. Senior Friendship club selected Jean Kranz as the new president, H e le n Binkowski, secretary, Ruby Bigley, treasurer, Pauline Harter, chaplain, and Dorothy Hall, hostess. Apparently quite satisfied dur- ing the past year, the Junior Friendship club re-elected the following: Bertha Jakcsy, pres- ident, Frances Dunn, vice-pres- iurer, and F ai t h Eger, chaplain- I ident, Marianne Tanzler, treas-I .. -fraia. a,.f.-sss..x.1-I.:s...f.1.is....: , pm- New o iii c i al s will be Dorothy Smith, secretary, Joan Elmer, hostess, Alice Metzner, program chairman, Edith Schwab, social service chairman, and Annette Veller, social chairman. New president of the Home Economics club is Gladys Lauer, vice-president, Caroline Haddad, secretary, Mary Pilond, treas- urer, June Ernest, and publicity manager, Lucille Zillum. On Wednesday the Peiuper club chose Philip Moore for pres- ident, Meyer Novick, vice-presi- dent, Louis Forman, secretary, Meyer S olomon, treasurer, and Louis Schwartz, reporter. Donald McFerren was elected president of the Quill and Dagger society at its meeting May 17. Richard Nicholas is the vice-pres- identg Lloyd Smith, secretary, George Grover, treasurer, Henry Nichpor, sergeant-at-arms, and Bob LeFevere, censor. Shah's daughter, Zohdah, por- trayed by Lois Hotz, while Billy tends to woo Lohlah, enacted by Kathryn McDonald. Tilma Roloif, as the old nurse, Nowobeh pur- sues Sam, much to his discomfi- ture. Shah, not pleased with his daughter's love affair, wishes her to marry Somecraba, ,an Arab Sheik, played by Robert Bader. As the story continues the shiek turns out to be fiying under false colors. The Shah orders the shiek away, at the Same time throwing Ted, Billy, and Sam in prison be- cause of their attentions to Zoh- dah, Lohlah, and Nowobeh. As the story comes to an end the Americans are released and there is a triple wedding. The orchestra, with Miss Bes- sie Werum conducting, will ac- company the glee club. .............i...i.... Inter-High School Debating Society May Be Organized Helen Swaya and Philip Moore, members of the Wood- ward International club, at- tended a meeting at DeVilbisS high school yesterday to make arrangements and plans for in- ter-high school debating next year. Since Woodward has no de- bating team, the International club was selected because of its interest in world problems and debating. Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser, also attended the meeting. Groups In Cooking Classes Serve Meals to Teachers ' Girls in Miss Angela Abair's cooking classes have been serv- ing lunches every day to four teachers having fifth hour lunch periods. S The group serving chooses a teacher, who in turn selects three guests. Classes are divided into sec- tions of four, and each section does its own planning ofthe menu and marketing. Students serving spend conference hour and their regular cooking period in prepar- ing the lunches. 1 s Sir' 'i'l?'T T 'Try -- t--we-fn. . Q Mfg- U .Lk .ref - - - k ., Q I -an g. -x -. 1. ,- . , . K. K ,K V AV THE WOODWARD TATFLER r--I THE WOUDWARD TATTLER K 9 I FLASHES Fuom FRIENDS Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.30 per semester, 5.03 single issue. , 1 ix, We TATTLER STAFF Editgy-.in-Chief ,,,,..,..,.....,.,,....... ..William Rosenberg Assistant Editor .......... .......................... Le ona -Jacobs Business Manager .......................... Charles hlinksrck Assistant Business Manager ...... Arthur Berkowitz gews Edgpga ,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,.... .............. ....... M age Ssviflaiytz 'li 1' ............................... ..... 0 I0 Y ea ure . 0 j Alberta Teall Sport Ed1t0l'S .............................--- I Liarion Jaworski . . Matthew Oblaza Asslstant Sport Editors ............ lj Alvina Piesiewicz Humor Editor .............................................. Ruth Dorf Copy Reader .................................... Corabelle Kehrer Exchange Editor ..... ......... S tephania Goryszewski Display Editor .... ..... . ...................,.. E thel Dull Club Editors .... ............ Q Qggjrtwfggjlfjur Make-up .............. .................. C hester Matuszak Pressman ...................................... Enllgvard Jankowski - Miss arie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Mr. Hugh M ont g om ery Reporters-Carl Dority, Sharon Leibovitz, Vir- ginia Mann, James Moll, Henry Nichpor, Molly. Rubin. Sam Schall, Virginia Schuster, and Helen Swaya. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD ' PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. ' More Frequent Educational Assemblies. INTERNATIONAL club members broad- cast yesterday an international good-will program with very few, if any, of the higher-ups listening in. Nor do they ever listen to the pleas of the youth to allow themselves friendships in foreign lands. Before two members of different nations can shake each others hand in genuine companionship, there first must be straight- ened out a maze of economic difliculties and commercial jealousies of which school students know little nor care to understand. But with increasing age comes a greater knowledge and a burning hate that is kindled by a boundary line and set afiame by a strange language. I l l OOTBALL is far from the minds of Woodward students, while a band of athletes is toiling daily in a bid to form the team that will score Woodward touch- downs next season. Despite the fact that it is this same team which students will cheer on to gridiron glory in a few months, the gridders are as far out of the limelight now as an extra in a mob scene. When school opens again next fall, these players will be the pride of Woodwardg their deeds will fill columns of sport copy and their names will be on the lips of every Woodward booster. But at present very few know or care what is going on in the stadium. They are truly Woodward's forgotten men. Spring brings an assortment of fancies, but iiihe thoughts of football somehow does not t. , , . , vi 1 1 .Sig L5-il IQ OFFN N Shah? In the garden? Lead me thither exclaims Kathryn MacDonald, sec- ond female lead in to- night's operetta. Here reign masters of the oriental lands, and pret- tiest of the harem bands. Kathryn McDonald ' I U U If I should want to hear about Who's going with whom and where, I just dig up some odd three cents For which to buy a Tattler. The latest dirt, say Pola Bear, Is down in black and white What's what, who's who, and all the rest Are a lot of fun to write. When Meek is Bitter, Curt is curt, And someone Rohrs at Miller, Just look it up in the Tattler And you'll find it is a thriller. Reporters scurry to and fro. To find a red hot spreadg Don't worry, it's the news story kind, And not the kind on bread. I I I Anna Angermeier thought Miss Amie Miller was teaching the rhumba, but it turned out to be the rhombus and not the dance floor contortions. I I I Louise Jamrozy's dimples haven't been so much in evidence since she lost her watch. U U I Little Miss Williams Sat in a classroom A Trying her best to thinkg Along came a Bonham Thus solving the dilemma By giving dear Gladys a wink. Who's in Vogue? Edward Bracey now with a certain blond senior. -And it looks as if Carl Corthell is trying to catch LaDonna pPfuhl's eye. F 8 I More pictures. This face belongs to Freddie Slawski. He of the oper- ettas and senior class play. Tonight will ind him also In The Garden of the Shah. Freddie doesn't get the big roles e 1 I Fred Slawski but he does his part well in any production. Just an extra in demand. 1 I I Louise Nassar and Mary Kostopulos are looking for someone to make up the third Boswell in their song organization. I if O Ruth Ramlow's lost her beau And doesn't know where to find himg Leave him alone and Bobbie'll come home, Leaving the girls behind him. 8 S V Ray, Ray, the teacher's son Stole a girl, and away he run. The girl got peeved and Ray got leeved And now his heart is on his sleeve. News and articles from the local high school papers are again filling this column. We find a strange column headed Vi- tal Statisticsn in the Waite Retina. Under this are Divorces Granted, 5'Divorces Applied For, Deaths, with something like this: Frank Martin trumped his part- ner's ace and today rests in a casket. Bur- ial will be held at the Trianon Ball Room. fAdmission S .lOJ. One of the Lost and Found Column articles has Lost, five dol- larsg return to William Bolasak and receive fifteen dollars reward. Others are Swap Ads, Female Help, and Wedding Bu- reau, which contain letters from girls wishing to find husbands. 0 a U N i Is it true that mosquitoes weep? It's possible. I've seen a moth ball. I 3 U Tongue twisters from the Hi-Crier of Vocational school- Did you see a nice house or an ice house? She sells sea shells, shall he sell sea shells? 0 1 l Why is aviation so dangerous? Because one drop will kill. Why did you get that medal? I got it for running. Whom did you beat? The owner and three policemen. -St. John's Knight Herald. I I I The Scott Thistle and the Libbey Crystal carry remarks on beer. Keeping up with the times, huh? It seems as though the W. C. T. U. has resorted to petty methods of stopping the fiow of beer. They insist that three glasses will ruin your girlish figure and make you like a barrel. --Scott Thistle. Now that the good old German soft drink is back, someone should compose a song for the pretzel benders. -The Crystal. 8 I- l The DeVilbiss Prism contains a few short editorials: , Things are turning for the worst now, but the worst always leads to the best. Build your foundation now. Raw mater- ials are cheap. . WHO'S WHO Studious Eugene Zytkus was the subject of last week's Who's Who. This week we move on to the sophomore clsss where we find a brown-haired, blue-eyed boy who is usually seen wearing a green corduroy jacket. Adhering to the old proverb that all good things come in small packages, he is a dynamo of person- ality although he is of small stature. Musical and dramatic ability seem to run in the family, for he has a brother who is quite active at Woodward, and he him- self had one of the leads in the sophomore class play. He also impersonated a well- known singer at the Woodward Day vaude- ville show. If, after reading these clues as to his identity, you still can not guess who he is, refer to this column next week. , p - ---e st. 5- .'.- 7-,. :-.V---' -5.1,--f, N, Q gig, --sg in .- ., g Hi M, , .-.1-.FH :-,f ,.. 7 f -, -s . :-. ' I., -1 ' s-Lawless-amass-seaszcseiaia-rss-sera.hissis-smarts-asa.-.-S-sf: Ka- P .1 's 'f--'v.-asf-:.L 'sits-ll. !'1mg,Afg 5m' E5Q!n5 !5!! !'!'.L-gf Izyg ifrg --EWEEF.. fe!- . 1 -ul.--ug!! 'FIRE l Eq!E'!l'!'!!E X . K . J THE WOODWARD TA'I'l'LER J Y ' TOUGI-IEST DRILLS INTER-CLASS GOLF - 1 BEAR GOLEERS DROP F ' LISTED FOR BEARS TEAMS IN PLAYOFF , B R I-'ACTS TILT TO IJAVILBISS Plenty Of Time Candidates Four Squads Will Compete 5. X 4. Phifer, Wieber Score Points Trying For Places At Ottawa Links 5 ' - - A - For Phipps Coached On New Team sAfter futile attempts to practice were made Monday be- cause of the well known rain, late Tuesday Old Sol pierced the clouds' and the football can- didates were able to have their usual workouts during the remainder of the week. Coach Bevan sent the boys through tough blocking and tack- ling practice in the first session and then light scrimmage ses- sions, and if weather permits the hardest session of the year is on the card for tonight. The outstanding part of last week's drills was the showing of the line candidates. Coach Bevan J will have at least four good ends from his long string of tryouts for that position. J urek, Wheaton, Boardman, Boroughf, and Novak give the coach plenty of promise for the tackle berths. Kelly, McFarland, and Kenyon are the choices for gaurds and at present it looks as though Freeman and Malaska will be with the back- 'rield men, and the choice for center at the present is Roy Wenz. Carl Corthell will probably get the choice for the quarter-back job with Al Johnson and Jim Boyd fighting it out for the full- back berth. Ben Malaska, Frank Leininger, Richard Davis, and Fred Freeman are the best bets for the half back jobs. Defensive play will probably be on the card for the Bear grid- ders for next week. Holmes Gets Woodward's Points In City Track Meet Leroy Holmes placed third in the shot put and fourth in the javelin throw to score Wood- ward's only points in the North- western Ohio district track and field meet held last Saturday in the Scott stadium His five points failed to get the Bears any place but eighth and last. Scott garnered 75 points to place first in the meet. The others finished in the following order: DeVilbiss 52, Waite 42, Libbey 24, Wapakoneta B l u m e 17, Wauseon 15, Lima Central 9, and Woodward 5. . Those athletes placing in the first five positions in the events will be awarded ribbons. Liwo Is In Charge Of Club Horseshoe Doubles Here Edward Liwo is in charge of the horseshoe tournament n which sixteen teams, consisting of two players each, are entered. A round-robinvis being played. Games postponed will not be played but the teams will go through the schedule. The win- ner will be selected by percent- age received from games won and lost. A , , - On Sunday Four teams, consisting of two players each, will battle for the inter-class golf championship Sunday afternoon on the Ottawa golf links. Bernard Duszynski and Casi- mir Obloza will represent the freshmen. Ed Stager has not yet chosen his colleague in making up the sophomore team. Probable starters for the juniors are Leon Phifer and Charles Stewart. Ralph Michalak and Sylvester Sczepanski or Arthur Wieber will represent the seniors. The team having the lowest total score will be presented with ribbons. If the weather does not permit play, the tourney will be gostponed to the following Tues- ay. Howard Phipps, coach of the Woodward golf team, and Homer Hanham, physical director, are directing the tournament. GIRLS' STANDINGS . Three teams are tie for first place in the girls' intra-mural league. The standings are as follows: Inter-club Won Lost Perc. Zets 4 0 1.000 Friendship 2 0 1.000 French 3 1 .750 Boosters 1 1 .500 Wildfire 1 2 .333 Inter Circle 0 - 3 .000 Inter-Class Seniors 3 0 1.000 Fresh. I 3 1 .750 Fresh. IV 2 1 .666 Juniors ' 2 1 .666 Sophs 1 1 .500 Fresh. II 1 2 .333 Fresh. V 1 2 .333 Lightweights Work Out Twenty-four candidates have been trying for positions on Coach Penchef's, lightweight eleven. The squad has been prac- ticing daily on the Bear gridiron. Two teams will be chosen in the early part of next week to scrimmage. Hurdliri, Batting Taught Homer Hanham and Art Smith, gym instructors, are teaching their respective classes funda- mentals of -hurdling and batting. Half of the class go to the park to play ball while the other half spend their time on the cinder- path. Girls In Indoor Tourney Because of the lack of time, the girls' intra-mural leagues will play an elimination tourna- ment indoor baseball. The games are played on the girls' athletic field. . . Butch Leininger and Vincent Kelley have been away from prac- tice all week. Butch has been out with a cold and Vince has a bad cut on his leg. One boy who will never get his name in the local newspaper headlines is on the Libbey golf team. He is Henry Sobiesczyzan- ski. flf the typist or the printer made an error and left out or put in a letter or two, you prob- ably wouldn't know the differ- ence.J Ben Penchef has a lot of ma- terial out for his lightweight team and with another week of practice should be able to put his boys into action against the varsity. . . ' The end of the indoor baseball season will climax a banner year in intra-mural athletics at Wood- ward. All who had anything to do with making the program a success should receive credit. INTRA-MURAL BITS Wet grounds, cold weather, and rain have postponed all indoor-baseball games and horse- shoe tourneys. The teams will go through the schedule and the champion will be determined by the percentage received from games lost and won. The Senior Hi-Y, with two wins and no losses, is tied for first place with the Polish Knights who have a clean slate of two wins and no losses in the American league. The leader in the National league is the Commerce club, which has won two tussles and lost none. Girls Athletic League To Hold Annual Hike Thursday Thursday, May 25, is the day on which the Girls' Athletic League will hold their hike. Miss Stella Cornwell and Miss Cathe- rine McLure will accompany the girls. All those going will leave Woodward at 2:45, and hike to Ottawa Park. Here the girls will have lunch. Arrangements for entertainment and the hike are being made by Elise Vidlund, senior. Marvin Trattner Is Named -Toastmaster For Banquet Marvin Trattner has been se- lected by the senior banquet committee to act as toastmaster for the banquet at LaSalle and Koch's May 31. The following faculty members will speak: Principal C.C. LaRue, Mrs. H. McManamom, Miss M. J. Doering, Vernon Alberstett, Philo Dunsmore, Hugh Mont- gomery, and Miss A. Miller. The ,theme is School Days. P ' , Crew Woodward golfers were de- feated 16-2 by the DeVilbiss sex- tet on the Ottawa park golf course Wednesday afternoon in the race for the inter-city schol- astic golf league championship. Going out in 42 and coming in in 40 for a total of 82, Leon Phifer scored 15 points to lead the Bears. Arthur Wieber, with an 85, scored the remaining 55 point. Bocian, Hubbell, Pemberton, and Jarecki defeated Wyers, S t e w a r t, Karnikowski, and O b l o z a respectively, to score three points each for the winners. Jim McKnight was medalist, turning in an 80 card. Coach Phipps' golfers will meet St. John's sextet on the Ottawa golf links this afternoon, playing oif a postponed match. Changes in the lineup have not been an-' nounced by the coach. Woodward A Out In Match Wieber ...... ........... 0 M 0 Lg Phifer .......................... 0 I gg wg Wyers ........................ 0 0 0 0 Stewart ...... ................ 0 0 0 0 Karnikowski- ............ 0 0 0 0 Obloza ........................ 0 0 0 0 Total ........ .................................................. 2 ' DeVilbiss Out In , Match Kuderemski ............ 1 M 1 295 McKnight .... ............. 0 55 154 Bocian ........................ 1 1 3 H bb ll 3 1 1 u e ...................... 1 1 1 Pemberton ................ 1 1 1 3 J arecki ...................... 1 1 1 3 Total ....... ....... ......................................... 1 6 Chevrons' Letters Will Be Awarded Recognition Day Twenty-two letters and eleven chevrons will be awarded to girls who worked all year for a letter. To get this distinction four hun- dred and seventy-five pointswere needed. This year baseball tests were not included in averaging points for letters. Besides the twenty-two letters awarded to one-year girls, chev- rons will be given to two four- year letter girls, five three-year letter girls, and four two-year letter girls. 1 These distinctions will be awarded on Recognition Day. Members Of International ' Club Hear Radio Broadcast Members of the International club and the Tattler staff heard the Woodward and DeVilbiss International Clubs' Good Will Day broadcast from W.,S.PgD. yesterday, in room 216. Fourteen Woodward I n t e r- national club members partici- pated in a debate on Resolved: United States Should Recognize Russia, a discussion on Roads toward International Good Will, - and musical selections. Nellie Flaum was in charge of the program. Miss A. Curtis advises the club. fc? 7 ' 1... ,J it -,fs 1 -,' ,2 far - -,- ll: '. ., -. . - 1 gi si- x.: - I ' I 1 , . . , ,. . ...gr f'5,h2a Sl,,,.e '-E? 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Carl KSpeedyi Dority will en- deavor to change from Daddy Long-Legs to Aunt March and back again in an original quick- change act. Voice, diction, and pantomimic excercises will be presented by members of both clubs. The Statue of Liberty as it might be described in eight different dialects, is the subject of a poem' to be given by Mar- guerite Zimmerman, Tilma Ro- loff, Harry Childers, James Da- mas, Virginia McCluskey, Ben Schall, and Margaret Keefer. A tragically tragic tragedy in which everybody but the cur- tains and the bell ringer meet a horrible death will be presented by Lillian Kaufman, Minnie Sol- oman, Dorothy Katz, Louis Bar- rie, Stella Taylor, Ralph Worsh- til, and Jane Staiger. June 6 Named As Date For Open House At Woodward Open house will be held at Woodward on June 6, from one to four o'clock. Although it will begin at this time, classes will be in session. Displays are to be put on in the Art and Industrial Arts depart- ments. At 1:45 a style show under the direction of Miss Laura Adams and Miss Angela Abair will be given in the auditorium with music furnished by the Woodward High School orches- tra. Price of admission is ten cents. Single Program Scheduled For Recognition Services Recognition Day, sponsored by the Tattler, will be held on June 1 only with seniors, juniors, and sophomores allowed to at- tend because ofthe seating ca- pacity of the auditorium. Students who have been active in scholarship and athletics dur- ing this year will be oflicially recognized at this time. The Tat- tler achievement cup will be awarded to the senior who has done the greatest services for Woodward high school during his four years. Principal C. C. LaRue heads the committee of faculty members who will select this student. ul L Mr. LaRue The magnetic personality of Charles C. LaRue, principal of Woodward High, has drawn the ever-beaming rays of the torch to him. Mr. LaRue has been with us for four years and regards himself as a senior. His teaching career began at old Woodward in 19133 and when Libbey was built, he taught there. Four years ago he entered the portals of Woodward to become the be- loved principal that he is. Mr. LaRue possesses an edu- cation-thirsty nature as he grad- uated from Ohio N o r th er n, Chicago University, Toledo Uni- versity, and received his Masters degree at Columbia last summer. Ah, his eyes light up when we mention sports. Nothing delights him more than making a big catch while fishing, which he intends to do a great deal of on his vacation. A bag of golf sticks look suspicious over there in the corner. Besides golf and fishing, he finds great pleasure in hunt- ing with his dog, an English setter, named Bob. Where food is concerned, he makes no exceptions, claiming that everything tastes good to him. Politely excusing himself, he leaves and the torchlight dims, but the impression Mr. LaRue leaves upon the minds of Wood- ward graduates is with them always. .li-g,.......1... Unsats On Way Seven hundred and sixty-five unsatisfactories were given out to students yesterday to be taken home and signed by their parents. Banquetg Speeches On Program Annual banquet sponsored jointly by the International and French clubs in honor of the sen- iors will be held Monday, May 22, at 6:30 in the Club Cafe. Speeches will be given by the members of the two clubs after which officers for the coming year will be installed. Nellie Flaum, president of the International club, will install the newly elected officers who are Helen Swaya, president, Meyer Novick, vice-president, Sharon Leibovitz, s e c r e t a r yg Philip Moore, treasurer, and Mollie Rubin, reporter. Officers of the French club, who will be installed by Norma Flaum, are Sam Schall, president, J a m e s H o p e, vice-president, Helen Swaya, secretary, James Shemas, treasurer, and Sharon Leibovitz, reporter. Marie Swaya and Nellie Flaum are in charge of arrangements for this affair under the supervision of Miss Adrienne Curtis, who is adviser of both the French and International clubs. Meyer Shall is toastmaster. LITERARY SOCIETY WILL HOLD BANQUET Zetalethean Literary society will hold its annual .banquet Saturday, May 27, in the Wo- men's building. Guests will be Miss Edith Murphy, adviser of the club, and the following seniors: Phyllis Netz, Harriet Maier, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Marie Schwab, and Elise Vidlund. Short talks by both the new and old officers will comprise the program. Installa- tion of the newly elected officers will follow. At this time seniors will be presented with distinc- tions. Phyllis Netz, retiring presi- dent, will act as toast-mistress. Mary Jane McDonald is chair- man of the committee arranging the event. Assisting her are Lucy Stipes, Virginia Glasper, Naomi Harrison, and Katherine Garder. 1933 SAGA-TATTLER STAFF 5 Editor-in-Chief ..................................................................................................... Esther J akcsy Associate Editor ...... Business Manager ....... Sports Editor ....... Literary Editor ....... .............Evelyn Hamilton ..............Marvin Trattner Rosenberg . ....................Leona Jacobs Club Editor ........................ ..............................................,................. R uth Dorf Business Assistants ....... ......... Senior Representatives.. Make-up ........................... Pressmen ................ .... Staff Typist ........... Staff Advisers.. Dorothy Dimke, Ann Ein James Nassar, Charles Kimberly ..................Alberta Teall, Paul Landwehr Hoffenblum ............Richard Pearce, Edward Jankowski Greenberg Mr. P. C. Dunsmore, Mrs. Hazel McManamon, Mr. Vernon Alberstett, Mr. Hugh Montgomery Sixty More Minutes Would Come In Handy For Woodwardites Time! Time! Time! Everyone is yelling for more time. But if the world would suddenly change and adopt a twenty-five hour day, the question is, what would YOU do with the extra hour? Ruth Burger would no doubt dance to her heart's content. Evelyn Stahl solemnly declears that she would spend her extra time going places and doing things with Wilbur McCreery. D orothy Redman could no longer plead not enough time for homework. Beatrice Jacobson says sleep is her big moment. Tweet tweet twa twa, carols Carolyn Camp, I'd sing like the birdies sing? One hour more, sixty whole min- utes, 3600 whole seconds. We'd improve our golf game contribute Edward Bracey, Sylvester Scze- panski, and Ralph Michalak. Adeline German would spend the time in sewing doiliesg Ruth Isaacson would skip rope, Doro- thy Hoskins, play jacks, Harold Horton and Lucy Gust would play house , Margaret Grebe would teach all the seniors to say Yes, Mam. No, Mam. And smile. Stenotyping Crown Holder . Gives Demonstration Here Clem Boling, world champion stenotypist, introduced by R. L. Melchor ,of Tri-State Business College, gave a demonstration for commercial students last Monday, third hour in the audi- torium. Mr. Boling's official re- cord is 300 words per minute and unofficially 320 words per min- ute. Vernon A. Alberstett, head of the commercial department, in- troduced Mr. Melchor, who ex- plained the structure and advan- tages of the machine, stating that its operator can type 45 more words per minute on it than on a regular typewriter. Three Woodward Pupils, Receive State Ranking Three Woodward students re- ceived state ranking in the Bowl- ing Green tests given on May 6. Eugene Zytkus, Woodward fresh- man, ranked second and Thad- deus Demski, eighth in the state of Ohio in first year algebra giv- ing Woodward nine and one and a fifth points respectively. Donald Knoke was rated fourth in the general science tests, giv- ing Woodward six and one half points, making a total of sixteen and seven-tenths po i nt s for Woodward. Leona Jacobs and William Rosenberg r e c e i v e d honorable mention in twelfth year -English and Sarah Chand- ler, in general science. ! 1 4 1 1 1 l R ! 1 1 I wfulul iii 'Z-w-'- dmW1m ... I YI ! . - gy 5 2 1' l 21 , I T E sim will --- In ll ' f fm Hnxlilulil ll J Inu ll fl M Faculty Autographs fain bln . 1, ffl OZCLC Q! ff ,MffffV'7 . J fgmiz Qwpwpbe eff ,g CDSC, 97f,462 ,byayfgb 25: T ml gm ij?- 1- ---..-7 E H -..yfy 'W m if wif! I II. --5 : .. lil Q 'Q' , -N N nl i ' A 'I alll nn X ' lm 'alll II I 1 ' ' IWW THEM M 7 1 l, Af' f . 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