Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 180 of the 1932 volume:

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E h .-----gi? - -1:1 t MfLEHEl A We entered here the paths unknown, With knowledge gained our fears have flown. snca I TATTLER -5:7 -'-.-'E' ONGRATULATIONS, Class of 1932! You are the first graduates to receive all of your instruction and training in our new build- ing. As you go into other fields of work, it is fitting that you should know that your splendid co-operative spirit has been greatly responsible for our success in establishing the New Woodward High School. I wish to congratulate you as a class and as individuals upon your past achievements, and extend my very best wishes to you for continued success and happiness. p M M Lf- - Principal SAGA lil THTTLER - E 4 FK! - 5-.-if , , Q ll, 5 ' ll uf .i WWE E EZEZEZEK Z ZEZEZEZEZEZWW HE? ikikik u QQXQQQQQQEQHQ erase me We MW 55355 W ere MW A NM MW is Nw iii left? MW NM me v NW MW M ,Smile gXh11211h1rn115 2553 Q PR O pensive youth, this beaming northern shore, Blest home of youthful hopes and dreams galore, You soon must leave, and thru the storms of strife Your self-made ship must sail the ocean, Life. Pathetic moments, grief, embittered drearns--- All How into each course, those muddy streams That fain discolor all the heavenl bluey Of life's great sea with rank infernal hue. Fear not, courageous Northmen, face the test, But steer with care through seas uncharted, lest Your craft cruise Well tonight, yet in the morn Lie stranded on the Isle of Hope Forlorn. And ere ambitious flame gives way to cold, May you have reached your predetermined goal, Some happy land Where cares and troubles cease, Where dreams come true, where all is calm and peace. i ikikikikiki ik Kiki ikik NW MW NW Ei WW NM MW NM MN NM MW iii? ee MW NM Ei Wig NM M2 NW Z-Qi EQ Zfl MN iik SWS . SWS sAsA I ATTLER. cf gi - - 5 p - Ei -R SOCIAL SCIENCE DEPT. Mr. Bevan Mr. Dunsmore - Mrs. Anderson Miss Rutan Miss Tippett Miss McLaughlin Dept. Head ENGLISH DEPT. Miss Strachan Miss Woodrich Mr. Lowry Dept. Head Miss Doerin g Miss Stowe Miss Sivers Miss Shaw Miss Edith Murphy Miss Eleanore Murphy fAbsent Mrs. MCMBDBHIGDJ FOREIGN LANGUAGE DEPT. Miss Curtis Miss Wetterman Mr. Phipps ...gi in v ' ' 1 .1 ... - - 1' .1...-..-. fi, X I ng K 77 1 ATTLER X S Q I 5 Q 5 . 2 COMMERCIAL DEPT. Mr. Skinner Mr. Grodi Mr. Alberstett Dept. Head Mr. Worf Mr. VanTassel Mr. Dell Miss Nelson Mrs. Leu Mr, Gerber SCIENCE DEPT. f Mr. Matern y Mr. L. C. Clark Mr. Sheline Mr. Staneart Mr. Pollock Mr. Lords Mr. E. L. Clark Dept. Head Miss Cronk Mr. Johnson INDUSTRIAL ARTS Mr. Thompson Mr. Thornae - Mr. Mohrhardt A Mr. Crouse Mr. Nuber Mr. Bitter Mr. Rohr Dept. Head Mr. Montgomery 'T HOME ECONOMICS DEPT. Miss Hazelton, Cooking Miss Coy, Home Nursing Miss Brown, Sewing MATHEMATICS DEPT. Mr. Meek Mr. VanGorder Mr. Rike Dept. Head Miss Ward Miss Miller PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEPT. Mr. Smith Mr. Hanham Miss McClure Miss Cornwell sncm I ATTLER 5525+ TATTLER STAFF -2334. Shelley Crayon Richard Pearce Alvin Churski Julia Lubit Gertrude Blumenfeld Seymour Rothman William Rosenberg Milton Zimmerman Ruth Dorf Dorothy Shore Elsie Frautschi Mr. Hugh Montgomery Miss Marie Doering Leona Jacobs Alberta Teall fear SAGA STAFF -fee. Harold Harris Meyer Hoffenblum Harry Schall Shelley Crayon Seymour Rothman Wm. Werner Esther J akscy Julia Lubit Goldye Markovitz Lillian Williams Esther Novick Thelma Cronenberger Guienvere Kuehnle Fannie Kohn Brian McKnight Lillian Sheon Pearl Blankensteen '10 :- cx '- E L SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS LILLIAN SHEON BRIAN MCKNIGHT Secretary Treasurer PAUL BOARDMAN President EILEEN WARD DOROTHY BORN Reporter Vice-President SENIOR ADVISORS MR. PHILO C. DUNSMORR ' Miss AMIE MILLER Our friends---need more be said? SENIOR CLASS COMMITTEES Entertainment Phillip Hoag-Chairman, Muriel DeLisle, Ruth Schick, Richard Eckert, Dorothy Phillips. Senior Prom Catherine Smith-Chairman, Isabelle LaRue, Ruth Glow, Fannie Miller, Franklin Letke Alphonse Olszewski, Ralph Bradley. Senior Play Roselyn Kenaga-Chairman, Fred Glick, Gertrude Swantek, Elson Erler, Arthur Pfeiferle Banquet Alice Schwab--Chairman, Goldye Markovitz, Alvin Churski, Florence Kirchofer Vincent Strohm. Senior Picnic 4 Glenn Merriam---Chairman, Stanley J endzewski, Robert Blousy, Henrietta Wielinski A Avis Mayer. Graduation Bernice Floyd-Chairman, Genevieve O'Rourke, William Hullenkrerner, Joe Stein Dolores Mitchell. if 'I' I f L' 'Ei 5 7 HW lim,-. ' 'YQ -1 A V'-..:' .l.,, ---- rs-5 - gh T .- - 2 ll- - .1 l , - i ,f Suzanne Adams Commercial Periclean Literary Soc. Commerce Club Kenneth Bauman General Booster Club Harriet Alexson General Athletic League Edward Bialorucki Industrial Arts Engineering Soc., Pres. Q and D Literary Soc. Dorothy Baumgardner Commercial Athletic League Booster Club Lawrence Blum Industrial Arts Electrical Club Sg't-at-Arms Ann Barkan Commercial Joe Bowers Industrial Arts Pica Club Booster Club Commerce Club Dorothy Blankensteen Commercial Glee Club Booster Club Salesmanship Club, Sec. secs I LATLER Joe Altschuller General Le Cercle Francais Alchemist Soc. Booster Club Ruth Aldrich Commercial Robert Belnap General Alchemist Soc. Fasces Club Jenny Anderson Commercial Visual Education Soc. Glee Club Commerce Club Robert Blausey General Plane Soc. Madeline Betz Commercial ' Periclean Literary Soc Social Science Club Booster Club Arnold Boos Industrlal Arts Q and D Literary Soc. Mechanical Club Leona Bielak General Le Cercle Francais Lewis Bozman Commercial Band, Pres. Aviation Soc. Orchestra .- r-1 Julia Becker Commercial Booster Club Commerce Club Ralph Bradley Industrial Arts Q and D Literary Soc. Electrical Club Aviation Soc. Ruth Blum Commercial International Club, Treas. Le Cercle Francais Library Asso. Harold Coger Commercial Commerce Club Harmonica Club, Sec. Dorothy Born A General Periclean Literary Soc. Senior Class, Vice-Pres. Friendship Club Bertha Bustow Commercial Band, Sec. Orchestra, Vice Pres. Royal Woodwardites Shelly Crayon General Saga Staff Tattler Stai' Track Team Rose Cohen Commercial Booster Club Athletic League Commerce Club Walter Cuzynski Industrial Arts Aviation Soc. Orchestra George Barrow Industrial Arts Senior Play Football Engineering Soc. Pearl Blankensteen Commercial Orchestra Booster Club Glee Club Henry Chmielewicz Industrial Arts Senior Hi-Y, Sec. Pica Ciub Plane Soc. Gertrude Blumenfeld General Tattler Staff Booster Club Athletic League Virginia Boza General Social Science Club, P Friendship Club Le Cercle Francais Isadore Cohen General Pica Club Peiuper Club Booster Club Annette Carr Commercial Art Klan Louis Cohen General Pica Club Peiuper Club Booster Club Sylvia Cohen t Commercial Girls Athletic League Commerce Club Boosters Club FSS --'-- fi ' xl T1 'A y ' -'Q as - Marie Conoley General Booster Club Richard Eckert Industrial Arts Sr. Hi-Y, Vice Pres. Q. and D. Literary So Junior Play -5 Cecelia Cyganiewicz General International Club Le Cercle Francais Booster Club Noyes Fowler Industrial Arts Sr. Hi-Y Alchemist Soc. Electrical Club, Pres. Muriel DeLisle Commercial Booster Club Commerce Club Nola Eisinger Commercial Periclean Literary S Commerce Club Booster Club Frederic Glick OC. c., Treas. General Q. and D. Lit. Soc., Vice Pres. Fasces Club Sr. Hi-Y Anna Marie Evans General Alchemist Soc., Treas. Library Asso. Thomas Gordon Industrial Arts Plane Soc. s A r nrrma Norbert Duszynski Industrial Arts Sr. Hi-Y Q. and D. Literary Soc. Plane Soc. Thelma Cronenberger Commercial Saga Staff Visual Education Soc. Elson Erler Industrial Arts ' Alchemist Soc., Sgt.-at-Arms Q. and D. Literary Soc. Leona Davis Commercial Athletic League Booster Club Dorothy Draves Commercial Commerce Club Periclean Literary Soc. Visual Education Soc. John French General Plane Soc. Frances Elliott Commercial Salesmanship Club, Booster Club Glee Club Treas. Abe Goldberg Academic Fasces Club, Pres. Peiuper Club Alchemist Soc. Sally Fine Commercial sncn 1 LATTLER. '-::- A - '-.: ?-...- --ll E 1 M 'TY ,K P i Bernice Floyd Commercial Commerce Club, Pres. John Groch Industrial Arts Mechanical Club Elsie Frautschi General J Tattler News Editor Athletic League, Pres. Glee Club Lawrence Harger General La Junta Castellan Ruth Gearig Commercial Ruth Glowczewski General 8 Soph. Class, Vice-President Harold Harris General Peiuper Club, Pres. Junior Play Alchemist Soc. Thelma Griifee General Philip Hoag' Academic Alchemist Soc. La Junta Castellan Senior Hi-Y 8. Dale Graham Academic Band Aviation Soc. Q and D Literary Soc. Doris Ford Commercial Periclean Literary Soc. Edward Happ Commercial Commerce Club Mechanical Club Eugenia Gasiorowski Commercial Visual Educational Soc . Booster Club Q Genovieve Gerstenek Commercial Art Klan, Pres. Periclean Literary Soc. Gilbert Harre General Football Hi-Y Sit-at-Arms Q 8x D iterary Soc. Esther Goldstein General Senior Play Periclean Literary Soc. La Junta Castellana, Treas Louis Henold Industrial Arts Aviation Soc. Engineering Soc. L Electrical Club Helen Hackman Commercial Glee Club Visual Education Soc. 5, seen 1 nrru-za 'c ftq . . A - i ' - -11- -f Y V 74 - ' Q - '-il' T'-E ' l i TT ' ' g 1 , x . ' ,rf 1 Frances Hill Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club Roy Huber Industrial Arts Electrical Club Hazel Houser General Friendship Club Booster Club Girls Athletic League Albin Jackowski Industrial Arts Pica Club Aviation Society Frieda Hullenkremer Academic Le Cercle Francais Freie Bahn, Vice-Pres. Athletic League Violet Kanavel Commercial Booster Club Commerce Club Periclean Literary Soc. Homer Jenkins General La Junta Castellana Clara Kasper Commercial John Kalinowski I General Senior Hi-Y' Golf Team Capt. Al Meyer Hoifenblum General Saga Associate Editor Booster Club Peiuper Club Nellie Hill General Glee Club William Hullenkremer Academic International Club-Pres. Le Circle Francais Freie Bahn Helen Hughes General Booster Club Home Economics Club Margaret Johnsen Commercial Visual Education Soc . Tr Booster Club Roman J arecki General Booster Club Senior Hi-Y Vivian Kane Commercial Commerce Club Athletic League Booster Club .-S Edward J . Kalinowski Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club lda Katlen Commercial Royal Woodwardites Salesmanship Club Glee Club Vice-Pres. 888 l ' 1 ,gum -1 Q . K , I ...I Lilly Katz Commercial Commerce Club Athletic League Visual Education Soc. Richard Kaszubiak General Booster Club Ruth Kimmelman General Periclean Literary Soc. Athletic League Le Cercle Francais Frank Kreft General Senior Hi-Y Q and D Literary Soc. Engineering Soc. Florence Kirchofer General Alchemist Soc. Periclean Literary Soc., Treas. Social Science Club Guinevere Kuehnle General Art Klan, Vice Pres. Periclean Literary Soc. Alchemist Soc. Norman Laabs Industrial Arts Royal Woodwardites, Pres. Orchestra, Vice Pres. Band ' Lillian Landis Commercial Salesmanship Club Periclean Literary Soc. Girls' Ath. League Laurell Link General Plane Club Booster Club Electrical Club Edward Kanarowski Industrial Arts Roselyn Kenaga General Jr. and Sr. Class Plays Library Association Norman Kinker General La Junta Castellana Q and D Literary Soc. Alchemist Society Louise Korecki Academic Le Cercle Francais Girls Athletic League International Club Fannie Kohn Academic La Junta Castellana, Pr Saga, Asso. Editor Sherwin Kripke General Peiuper Club International Club Allce LaLonde Commercial Booster Club Visual Education Soc. Franklin Letke Industrial Arts Senior Hi- Y Q and D Literary Soc. Isabel LaRue Academic Periclean Literary Soc. Le Cercle Francais Glee Club, Sec. GS ,i 1 Q X ,A E Q Eleanor Leasor General Louis Lublin General Peiuper Club, Rep't Fern Lewis Commercial Q Commerce Club Booster Club Eugene Lunn Commercial Jr. Hi-Y Velma McCollum Commercial Booster Club Athletic League Household Arts Club Cecelia Maluka Commercial Athletic League Booster Club Commerce Club Brian McKnight Industrial Arts Saga Editor-in-Chief Senior Class, Treas. Q and D Literary Soc. Edna Marks Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club Bill Martin General Salesmanship Club Auto Mechanics Club Eugene Louy Indrustrial Arts Engineering Soc., Sg't-at-Arms Q and D Literary Soc. Pica Club Esther Levine Commercial Ronald Ludwikowski General Q and D Literary Soc. Julia Lubit General ' Periclean Literary Soc., Sec. Athletic League Booster Club Eunice McConoughey Commercial Girls' Athletic League, Sec. Raymond McCown Industral Arts Band Goldye Markovitz General Periclean Literary Soc. Saga Staff Richard Marks Indu trial Arts Mech. Eng. Club Avis Mayer General Booster Club Art Klan, Vice-Pres. ' 7-'AM ,i ' lg, E - - gary Q , - - 5 '-Q LaDonna Meyer General Le Cercle Francais International Club Booster Club Glen Merriam Academic Electrical Club, Pres. Q and D Literray Soc., Pres. Senior Hi-Y, Sec. Corinne Miller Commercial Senior Play Periclean Literary Soc. Commerce Club, Sec. Michael Miller Industrial Arts Alchemist Soc. Mechanical Club Lucille Millis Commercial Harmonica Club, Pres. Royal Woodwardites, Treas. Athletic League Dolores Mitchell General Periclean Lit. Soc., Vice Pres. Alchemist Soc. La Junta Castellana Victor Morris Industrial Arts Electrical Club, Sec. Aviation Soc. Esther Novick General Le Cercle Francais, Pres. Sophomore Class, Sec. Periclean Literary Soc. Emil Owczarzak General Electrical Club Senior Hi-Y sacn IQTTLER Russel Menne General Q and D Literary Soc. Florence Michalski Commercial Booster Club Frank Michalski Industrial Arts Q and D Literary Soc. Electrical Club Auto Mechanics Club Fannie Miller General Athletic League, Sec. Periclean Literary Soc La Junta Castellana Leola Mills Commercial Raymond Modrzynski Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics, Sec. Electrical Club Booster Club Margaret Naperstick Commercial Salesmanship Club Booster Club Commerce Club Alphonse Olszewski Industrial Arts Art Klan, Sec. Mechanical Club Faye Olson Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club sacm 1 ATTLER sz - wg, ,-...-:'- 1'-ii' ' VN b ' l 1 5 pf, -, V Marie Omey Commerial Booster Club Athletic League Commerce Club Irwin Pawlicki General Senior Hi-Y ' Electrical Club, Pres. Dorothy Philips Commerical Periclean Sg't-at-Arms Senior Play Athletic League George Quillen Industrial Arts Booster Club Lillie Poneman General Periclean Literary Soc. Alchemist Soc. Student Council Edith Rogolsky General Booster Club Girls Athletic League Seymour Rothman Academic Tattler Stall' Saga Staf Alice Rupli Academic Library Asso., Pres. Freie Balm Le Cercle Francais Harry Schall General Le Cercle Francais Peiuper Club, Treas. Saga Staif .1 Arthur Pacer Industrial Arts Booster Club Genevieve O'Rourke Commercial Booster Club Library Asso. Commerce Club Arthur Pfefferle Industrial Arts Booster Club Q and D Literary S Plane Club Marie Poitinger Commercial Commerce Club Athletic League Booster Club Wilma Quaid Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club Athletic League Donald Rich General Booster Club Hilda Rosler General Feie Bahn Booster Cltb William Ruby Industrial Arts Aviation Soc., Pres. Booster Club Julia Sams Commercial OC sncn I QTTLER. -1 1 Helen Sautter Commercial Booster Club Commerce Club Friendship Club, Hostess Louis Skorner Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics, Pres. Booster Club Dora Sax Commercial La Junta Castellana Commerce Club Athletic League Randolph Smith General Le Cercle Francais Basketball Alice Schwab General Friendship Club Alchemist Soc., Vice Pres. Rose Shenofsky Commercial Glee Club Commerce Club Sam Solomon General La Junta Castellana Peiuper Club Booster Club Theresa Shrock Commercial Booster Club Home Economics Club Commerce Club Joe Stein Academic La Junta Castellana Peiuper Club Morris Schindler General Fasces Club, Sec. Peiuper Club Alchemist Soc. Madeline Sautter Commercial Commerce Club Anthony Skowron Commercial Band Ruth Schick Commercial Friendship, Vice Pres. Commercial Club, Sec. Junior Class Play Lillian Sells Commercial -Commerce Club Art Klan Russell Smith General Pica Club Booster Club Peiuper Club Lillian Shoen I General Senior Class, Sec. Periclean Literary Soc. Saga Staff George Stein Industrial Arts Sr. I-li-Y, Treas. Engineering, Vice-Pres Aviation Soc. Tobie Shure Academic International Club 0 4 .1 , TQ I ' L h .-1 ----- E - . C . , ,' ' ' G ' tl ' l lf if Delores Simmers General Booster Club Glee Club Anthony Stopera Industrial Arts Pica Club Lillian Smith Commercial Athletic League Alchemist Club Friendship Club Royle Sutter Industrial Arts Football Margaret Steele Commercial , Home Economics Club Booster Club Commerce Club Helen Suhrweier Commercial Edward Todak General Aviation Soc. Art Klan Booster Club Mary Supica Commercial Friendship Club Booster Club Eugene Wasserman Academic Le Junta Castellana Le Cercle Francais Varsity Golf sa A tlll ATTLER .1 Joe Stone General Q and D Soc. Le Cercle Francais International Club Catherine Smith General Periclean Lirerary Soc. Glee Club V. Pres. Booster Club Vincent Strohm Industrial Arts Jr. and Sr. Hi-Y-Pres. Q and D Literary Soc. Junior and Senior Plays Gertrude Solomon Commercial Periclean Literary Society Girls' Athletic Club Ruth Stohl Commercial Girls' Athletic Club Glee Club Booster Club Charles Szczygiel Industrial Arts Alchemist Soc. Mech. Eng. Club, Pres. Violet Suhrweier Commercial Reynolds Wade General Sr. Hi-Y Fasces Club Alchemist Club Gertrude Swantek General Girls' Ath1etic,Tres.-Vice-Pres Booster Club Junior Play . 1 'l. , Y ,, ig 1 Helen Sytko Commercial Hobart Wentworth Industrial Arts Sr. Hi-Y Alchemist Soc., Pres. Freie Bahn Miriam Terlizzi General Art Wildey Industrial Arts Plane Society Mary Catherine Trigg Commercial Library Assoc. Clara Turski General , Booster Club Fasces Club Athletic League Raymond Woodfill Industrial Arts Aviation Soc. Auto Mech. Mary Walsh Commercial Booster Club Girls' Athletic League Commerce Club Leigheigh Worden General Q and D Society Sr. Hi-Y Band, Reporter Robert Webber Industrial Arts Auto Mech. Club Electrical Club Jr. Hi-Y Hilda Terbille Commercial Athletic League Commerce Club Booster Club William Werner General Jr. Hi-Y Saga Staff Q and D Soc. Mary Timmons General Athletic League Mildred Troup Commercial Periclean Literary Soc. La Junta Castellana Booster Club Frank Wodarczyk General Q and D Soc. Orchestra, Pres. Royal Woodwardites O Martha Vereecke Commercial Periclean Literary Soc. Commerce Club ' Booster Club Raymond Wolford Commercial Track Helen Wagenknecht General Alchemist Society rch RTT '+ . - W, - -J: ' ----- E - , . , , -- ----e 1 N r-Q if, i Lula Triestram Commercial Booster Club Art Klan Commerce Club Eileen Ward Commercial Athletic League, Rep. Periclean Lit. Soc. La Junta Castellana Henrietta Wasielewski Commercial Henriette Wielinski General Jr. Class, Treas. Friendship Club Rita Wiesehahn Commercial Commerce Club Booster Club Milderd Williams General Le Cercle Francais International Club Pauline Zarembski Academic Le Cercle Francais Fasces Club International Club Marvin Yewey Commercial Glee Club, Publicity Mgr. Booster Club Sylvia Yourist General Le Cercle Francais International Club Athletic League fr Dorothy Skiver Commercial Visual Education Soc. A Paul Boardman General Jr. and Sr. Class Pres. Glee Club, Pres. Q and D Soc. LaVon Weiser Commercial Athletic League Library Assoc. Commerce Club ' Ted Holasr General Basketball Lilyan Williams I General Alchemist Soc., Rep. La Junta Castellana Saga Staif Walter Kuszek - Industrial Arts Booster Club Mech. Eng. Club, Trea Arlene Wolcott Commercial Sarah Yourist General Le Cercle Francais Athletic League International Club Helen Dreyfus Commercial ii E in -- 'fa-ts f 5 1 A 'ff ysaen- P JATTLER Members Of The Class Not Submitting Photos Helen Dreyfus Commercial Salemanshi Club Booster Clulb Wynette Hughes Commercial Home Economics Club Mary James General Alma Johnson General Le Cercle Francais Edna Lee Commercial Glee Club Lourall Morrison General Q Fasces Club Matilda Pozarzycki General Alchemist Soc., Sec. Edna Rifkin Commercial Commerce Club Marian Rogolsky General Selma Superior Commercial Commerce Club Philip Abrams Academic Orchestra Kenneth Baker General Abe Brandman Industrial Arts Peiuper Club Bennie Chasin General Peiuper Club, Sec. Gtllfi Alvin Churski Fine Arts ' Art Klan Leonard Churski Industrial Arts Football Zeny Cieslikowski Industrial Arts Joseph Cone Academic Stanley Cyranowski Commercial Kenneth Dart General Electrical Club Afton Davis K Industrial Arts Joseph Felstein General Peiuper Club, Pres. Morris Fishman General Cheer Leader Howard Gilbert General Eddie Harris General Booster Club Fred Harris General Booster Club David Hollander General Peiuper Club Stanley J endzewski General Q and D Soc. Senior Hi-Y Lawrence Krulikowski Industrial Arts Q and D Soc. John Kryzanowski Industrial Arts Mech. Eng. Club Carl Marscheider Special Q and D Soc. Steven Murzynski General Le Cercle Francais Richard Pearce Industrial Arts Sam Rubin Academic Arthur Sisco General Paul Sprauer Commercial Glenn Taylor General Booster Club Russel Taylor General Basketball Elmer Ward General Baseball Morris Weber General Electrical Club Abe Wexler General Peiuper Club Joe Wexler General Pica Club Martin Zaenger Industrial Arts Pica Club Louis Ziebar General Basketball, Capt. Milton Zimmerman General . Basketball X W - -fs: P aig - nl ragga Class History 9556 NCE AGAIN a class is to receive its reward-the diploma-for four years of struggle and achievement. Let us pause for a moment and look back upon its record. It seems only yesterday that the first freshman class entered the new Woodward High School at Streicher and Otto Streets. They were eager youngsters ready to estab- lish firm and worthy precedents under the guidance of Miss Wetterman and Mr. Crouse. As freshmen they were bewil- dered by the idea of schedules, by the constant changing of classes, and by their superiors, the upperclassmen. But time alters all, and they soon became accustomed to their new environment. Their first year, spent in making new adjustments and forming new friendships, passed altogeth- er too rapidly. When June came, they left for the vacation with happy thoughts of the past and high hopes for the future. As sophomores, these students returned to find a new leader had come to Woodward. Inspired by the wise and kindly guidance of Mr. Charles C. LaRue, all student groups were ready to assume responsibility. The sophomores, given the opportunity to organize and to elect class officers, were filled with new aspirations. Together with their leaders and willing advisers, Miss Cronk and Mr. Meek, they presented a series of activities which in their minds are not to be forgotten. Among these were the Soph Frolic, a conference hour movie, a Valentine Matinee dance, a con- ference hour play, i'Hot Air, and, to prove their progress, the Soph Strut, the climax of their social activities. This sophomore group did not confine its efforts to social activi- ties alone, it was establishing a scholastic record as well. Filled with ambitions to continue, these intrepid ex- plorers in the fields of education re-entered as Juniors. They walked decorously thru the halls, careful not to be misjudged by their followers. The junior calendar included such events as a conference hour movie, the J-Hop, and the class play, Anne Make-Believe. The delights of the third year were plentiful, but the pathway of achievement lay before them. Sedate, serene, supreme, they came back as seniors in the fall of 1931. Their sense of superiority was quietly laid aside when they were confronted by questionnaires, college professors, and business leaders eager to assist them in their various pursuits. With a glance at the senior events, they soon resumed their sophisticated manner. Theirs was a busy year with the Farmers' Party, a conference hour movie, Woodward Fun-Nite at the Ohio Theater, the Senior play, Oh Kay, the Senior Prom, the Banquet, the Picnic, Baccalaureate, and finally Commencement--the reward for four years of struggle in the home of Woodward. These first four-year seniors of Woodward, as they re- ceive their diplomas, the reward for unceasing efforts to attain success, pause for a moment to look back-then for- ward to the great Unknown, ready again to struggle and achieve. +5 312 g I we al-nw-fm Q9 eww- gauges 5 Hllnuise Qwuzniak, '34 'jUak'nrem:e Qslleeman, '35 Ella-mme Sierzkniuski, '31 :PE Q- : 1 W g 1 g 4 L lr sncn- i LATILER. n Wings Of Air Class Prophecy for 1942 OW DO YOU DO, ladies and gentlemen. This is station B-O-O, broadcasting on a frequency of 1313 kilocycles by permission of the International Radio Commission, Sally Fine, Lawrence Krulikowski, Miriam Terlizzi. We now bring you the weather report through courtesy of the Thelma Grieife Poultry Farm, located at 7-11 Dice Road. For tomorrow and yesterday, rising tem- perature, snow and colder. The next program comes to you from New York over the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Good evening, folks. We bring to you tonight the Coal Dust Twins, Lilyan Williams and Gertrude Blumenfeld, sponsored by the Raymond Woodfill Motor Company of Ford, Kan. Their first number will be She Was Only a Baker's Daughter But She Knew How to Raise the Dough, by two famous composers, Florence Kirchofer and Frank Letke. And now the orchestra plays Under the Table by special permission of the copyright owners, Leona Davis and Sylvia Cohen. Here, ladies and gentlemen, comes our guest-artist, Bill Martin, who is known to his vast audience as the Street Sweeper, with his assistant sweeper, Gertrude Solomon. Thank you very much. We hope you have en- joyed our program. Your announcer has been Richard Eckert. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-O-O, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. We now return you to New York. For your pleasure, radio fans, we now present the Wit Nits. First of all, let me introduce the chief Wit Nit, William Werner. How do you do, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we have a program of unusual interest. Ah, but here are my honorable associates, Pocha de Mocha, Suzanne Adams, Professor O. U. Kidd, Marvin Yewey, Gaphrodite Odiva, Wilma Quaid, Lord Pushcart, Lewis Bozman, and Twizzie Litch, Annette Carr. First of all, Pocha de Mocha will sing Any Day, by that eminent composer, Tobie Shure. Thank you, Miss de Mocha. Lord Pushcart will read you the well-known poem by Fannie Miller, The Village Hacksmithf' Beautiful, Lord Pushcart, beautiful. And here is Gaphrodite Odiva who will give an imitation of Alphonse Olszewski, the famous crooner. And now Professor O. U. Kidd will give you a talk on how to get thin without reducing. Astonishing, professor, astonishing. Last but not least, Twizzie Litch will give us a Shakespearian reading by that inimitable author, Lillian Sheon. Until this same time next week, the Wit Nits bid you goodbye. Your an- nouncer has been Thomas Gordon. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-0-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. Hello, folks, this is Milton Zimmerman, bringing you the football game between Dotre Name and Blarmy. The line- up for Dotre Name is as follows: center, Kenneth Dart, right tackle, Roman J arecki, left tackle, Eugene Wasserman, right guard, Joe Altschuller, left guard, John Krzyzanowski, right end, Charles Szczygiel, left end, Leonard Churski, fullback, Ben Chasin, right halfback, Paul Sprauer, left halfback, Roy Huber, quarterback, John Kalinowski. For Blarmy we have the following, center, Abe Wexler, right guard, Dale Gra- ham, left guard, lsadore Cohen, righttackle, Reynolds Wade, left tackle, George Barrows, right end, Zeny Cieslikowski, left end, Art Pfefferle, fullback, Frank Kreft, right halfback, Anthony Skowron, left halfback Edward Bialorucki, quarter- back, Abe Brandman: They've started. They're in a clinch. They're out of it. They try for a basket. They miss it. Slide, boy, slide. What a game, ladies and gentlemen. Dotre Name wins 0 to 2. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-0-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. Good evening, folks. Here is your old friend, Pearl Blankensteen, with the latest bits of scandal, gossip, and what have you. Hello, everybody. Lean back in your seats and give your ears a treat. We have it from good authority that Leigheigh Worden, the famous tumbler, and Eileen Ward, the evangelist, will soon be walking up the isle to the strains of Lohengrin. Arthur Sisco, the football coach at Sing Sing, and Isabel LaRue, the social service worker, have been seen together very much of late. Julia Lubit of the J ollies is sueing hubby, Ronald Ludwikowski, the noted poet, for non-support. Viewed at the Club Hotcha last night were Catherine Smith with Paul Boardman, and Mildred Troup with Vincent Strohm. Both couples seemed very much pre- occuppied and had to be reminded when the club closed for the night, or rather, morning. Well, have to skip now. S'long sokes. This program has been announced by Frances Hill. It has been a presentation of the Scolumbia Broad- casting System. Station B-O-O, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. Here, ladies and gentlemen, are the Broom Chasers, Colonel Soupladle, Seymour Rothman, and Spud, Joe Stein. What are you going to do tonight, boys? Oh, imitations? Fine. First they will imitate that popular man about town, Fred Glick. Well done, boys, and what is it now? Ah, an impersonation of that well-known blues singer, Dolores Mitchell, doing her stuff before the microphone. For their third and last imitation these two artists will attempt to reproduce the magnificent duet sung by Esther Goldstein and Goldye Markowitz in Sam's Son and De Lion. And so, ladies and gentlemen, we bid you all goodnight. Your announcer is Anne Marie Evans. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-0-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. We will now present a mystery drama by the Beano Crime Club. Members of the club are Dorothy Baumgardner, Esther Levine, Muriel DeLisle, Mary Walsh, and Ida Katlen. We are very sorry to announce at this time that we will be unable to present the drama tonight. The young lady who was to play the part of the murderess caught sight of a rat and has fainted. Your announcer is the Tag Along, Guinevere Kuehnle. We now return you to your local station. L Station B-0-O, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. Ruth Aldrich and Alice Lalonde, dentists, announce their new fall prices. One tooth out for 35.00 or two for 84.50. Joe Bowers and Gilbert Harre, interior decoraters, take this opportunity to assure their patrons that they can drape themselves in any house. The well known labor organization the A.E.F.D. fAdvance Every Few Daysj has elected its new officers. They are president, Meyer Hoifenblumg vice-presi- dent, Ruth Kimmelmang treasurer, Dorothy Blankensteeng secretary, Frances Elliott, seargent-at-arms, Joseph Felstein. At this time we return you to New York. We take great pleasure in presenting Norman Laabs and his band playing St. Bluey Blues. The vocal refrain will be sung by that popular quartet, the Travelers, Dorothy Born, Nola Eisinger, Lillie Poneman, and Helen Hughes. We interrupt for just a moment, ladies and gentlemen, to report the progress of the bridge match now taking place at the Spitz Hotel. Edna Lee and Alma Johnson are playing against Randolph Smith and Raymond McCown, with Nellie Hill as kibitzer. So far the match is pretty even, the girls being only 500,000 points ahead of their opponents. Cheer up, boys, you still have 499 rubbers to go. And now for more music. This time we hear St. lsaac's Infirmary, written by those two master composers, Louise Korecki and Thelma Cronenberger. And thus we bring to a close this program of dance music. Your announcer has been Ruth Schick. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-0-O, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. And now ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the ama- teur radio contest sponsored by Madeline Betz and Helen Hackman, the two social leaders who are helping to make our city what it is today. The first contestant on tonight's program is Lillian Landis. No. 2 is Julia Becker, No. 3 is Dorothy Draves, No. 4, Hazel Houser,No. 5, Harriet Alexson, No. 6, Helen Dreyfus, No. 7, Leona Bielak, No. 8, Vivian Kane, No. 9, Ann Barkan, No. 10, Eugenia Gasiorowski, No. 11, Fern Lewis, No. 12, Jenny Anderson, and No. 13, Ruth Gearig. If you have enjoyed this program, drop a line to Station B-O-Og if not, don't drop any remarks around. At this time we again join Scolumbia. Here we are at the Hotel St. Whoosis, dancing to the music of Norbert Duszinski and his orchestra. Some of the most well-known members of the band are La Donna Meyer, bass horn, Eugene Louy, piccolog Bertha Bustow, piano, Phillip Abrams, violin, and Clara Kasper, harmonica. Dancing together are Rose Cohen and Joe Wexler, Ruth Blum and Elson Erler, Roselyn Kenaga and Glen Merriam, Virginia Boza and Homer Jenkins, Marie Conoley and Norman Kinker, Ruth Glowczewski and Louis Ziebar, Ruth Fischer and Phillip Hoag, and Cecelia Cyganiewicz and Walter Kuszek. The trio, Frieda Hullenkremer, Sherwin Kripke, and Bernice Floyd, will now sing Lemon House Blues. There is now a brief pause for station announcements. Station B-O-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. How do you do, ladies and gentlemen. Here is Arthur Pacer, the Scremo singer. And with him are the Pills Brothers who are not brothers at all, but are Louis Cohen, Jack Hattner, Morris Weber, and Sam Rubin. Mr. Pacer will sing When the Gold of the Night Meets the Blue of the Day, and will be assisted in the chorus by the Pills Brothers. This number was written by the Unhappiness Girls, Doris Ford and Sylvia Yourist. The accompaniment will be played by the Pandora Quintet, consisting of the following members: Helen Sautter, Mary Supica, Genevieve Gerstenek, Lillian Sells, and Mary James.'This number is played by special permission of the copyright owners, Stan- ley Jendzewski, Margaret Johnsen, and Eleanor Leasor. And now the sextet plays Some of These Daze with special arrangement by Violet Kanavel, Lavon Weiser, Eunice McConoughey, and Madeline Sautter. If you have enjoyed our program, write and tell us in thirty words, no more no less. Your announcer is Violet Surhweier. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. Station B-0-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo. Here we are, ladies and gents, at Madison Garden Square. We are broadcasting the fight between Hobart CKidJ Wentworth and Brian fSockoJ McKnight for the under- weight championship of the world. The two managers, Mildred Williams and Velma McCollum, are holding a conversation with the two seconds, AvisVMayer and Alice Rupli. In the center of the ring, talking to himself is the umpire, Harold Harris. We have a record-smashing crowd, folks. All the big shots are here, among them are Leola Mills, Senator from Hawaii, Celia Maluka, mayor of Cheese- on, R. Ig Martha Vereeke, the sell-know slangster with her two bodyguards, Edna Marks and Hilda Terbille. And right here on our left are Al Churski and Edward Kalinowski, makers of the world-famous soulless boots. Next tothem are Lucille Millis, Ralph Bradley, Rita Wisehahn, and Robert Belnap, the tight-rope walkers, who perform without a rope. Just behind them are David Hollander, Ruth Stohl, Wesley Anderson, Sarah Yourist, and Laurell Link, the defectives who recently solved the famous Watch Case. Just coming in are Kenneth fSliml Bauman, Rose CGet Your Manj Shenofsky, Afton fGatJ Davis, Ted CPayoEJ Holas, Danger- ous Mary Trigg, and Harold fOn The Spotl Coger, all of Chicago. In ringside seats are Robert Blausey and Henrietta Wasielewskig the Broadway dance team, and Shelley Crayon, Lawrence Harger, and Eddie and Freddie Harris, the noted Harlem quartet. Also, Dora Sax, Pauline Zarembski, Mari- an Rogolsky, Faye Olson, Selma Superior, and Edna Rifkin of Cornfield's Dollies. Here on the right are Lawrence Blum and Genevieve O'Rourke, co-authors of Advice to the Teachers of America, and Arnold Boos, Howard Never, and Norman Fowler, the three silk kings, who caused such a run on the stock market yesterday. On their left are the six popular Russian musicians, Robertski Eatonski, Marieski Omesky, Louiski Henoldski, Aliceski Schwabski, Wynetteski Hugheski, Abeski Goldbergski. Pardon, folks I need a drink after that last announcement. Among the peanut venders, we see Henry Chmielewicz, Dorothy Skiver, Delores Simmers, Victor Morris, Julia Sams, Edith Rogolsky, and Walter Cuzynski. Ah, the fight's about to begin, ladies and gentlemen. Kid Wentorth is facing Socko McKnight. Five minutes pass, ten minutes pass, they are still facing each other. They can't move, they are standing on each other's feet. Ah, Socko breaks loose. Strike one, strike two, and the Kid makes a run for home. Socko wins! What a iight, radio fans. The big crocheted water bottle goes to Socko McKnight. This program has been sponsored by the fWe Won't Workl Association. The committee in charge included Stanley Cyranowski, William Ruby, Matilda Pozarzycki, John French, and Martin Zaenger. Your announcer has been Esther Novick. This is the Scolumbia Broadcasting System. K sf-ma I TATTLER n Station B-0-0, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo Here we are, folks, at our own Hoodoo Sparamount Theatre. We are broadcasting the stage show, playing this week, entitled Bit the Deck. On the screen we have The Four Course Men of Ypsilanti, starring Howard Gilbert, Morris Schindler, John Groch, and Louis Lublin, and fea- turing Florence Michalski, Edward Happ, Lourall Morrison, and Albin Jackowski. But here is our genial master-of- ceremonies, Morris Fishman. Good evening, folks. First on our program is a little band number entitled My Baby Just Bears With Me, words and music by our good friends, Edward Kanarowski and Marie Pointinger. And now, friends, the chorus is going to give us their interpretation of the 'iSharleston. This beautiful group of young ladies is composed of Lillian Smith, Henrietta Wielinski, Margaret Steele, Corinne Miller, Clara Turski, Margaret Naperstick, Theresa Shrock, Hilda Rosler, Helen Sytko, and Dorothy Phillips. Thank you very much, ladies. But here are our talented friends, Richard Kaszubiak, Eugene Lunn, and Robert Doster, who are going to do a tap dance for us to the music of When It's Lilac Time in the Rockies. Boy, listen to the hand they're getting. But what have we here? None other than that popular quartet, the Warblers, Helen Suhrweier, Mary Timmons, Gertrude Swantek, and Helen Wagenknecht. You must come over girls. And now the band plays a special arrangement of the street car song, Waiting on the Corner for You. This features our saxoi phone sextet, Kenneth Baker, Raymond Wolford, Joe Stone, Richard Marks, Emil Owczarzak, and Edward Todak. Well done, my lads. This concludes our program for tonight. Your announcer is Carl Marscheider. We now return you to the home studio. Station B-O-O, the Bad News Station, in Hoodoo Russel Menne and Glenn Taylor, chiropractors, will be open for business tomorrow. CAnd believe me, they mean business.l Wrestling matches will be held at the Frank Michalski Hall on Sunday night. In the main bout -will be Richard Pearce and Russel Smith. In the other bouts are Raymond Modrzynski and George Stein, Michael Miller and Arthur Wildey, and Frank Wodarczyk and Sam Solomon. Officials are to be Royle Sutter, Steven Murzynski, George Quillen, William Hullenkremer, and Stanley Niewiadomski. Tickets are on sale at Harry Schall's Auto Parts, Robert Webber's Delicatessen, Steven Kazmierski's Skating Rink, Russel Taylor's Barber Shop, and Louis Skomer's Cigar Store. Chief of Police, Irwin Pawlicki, has issued a warn- ing to be on the lookout for Slippery Skeets, alias Anthony Stopera, who robbed the Cecurity Bank of S1,003,569,221.59 last night. We now bring you the correct time through courtesy of Elmer Ward and Company, makers of the famous non-spring watches. When you hear the gong, it will be exactly sixty-one minutes past twelve o'clock, lime- light saving time. Are you ready? Boom! This is Station B-O-O, the Bad News Station at Hoodoo now signing off. Your announcer has been ' Fannie Kohn. f'5ci5?S:.2i'k9 KQQSHFJQP NDEAVORING to continue the new type year book as a successful financial measure, we enter the second year of our venture. We are deeply indebted to our advisers and counselors, Mrs. McManamon, Mr. Dunsmore, Mr. Alberstett, Mr. Montgomery and his valuable assist- ants for constructive ideas and helpful suggestions. The Saga Stall' is grateful to all those who have co-operated in publishing this year's book. We extend our thanks. seen l ATTLER .Q an ,- li-zi EE , f I 'N ,A 1 --l-A ,-. g I1 K -- i V f? - - f 1 5 E F Q sf if 2 if 55 55 , E 2 2 JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS AND COMMITTEES Ruth Dorf Phyllis Netz Esther J akscy Class Play Ring J-Hop Ray Crouse Ann Essak Clyde DeShet1er Arl Grodi Margaret Grebe Reporter Vice-Pres. President Secretary Treasurer E SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS AND COMMITTEES Lloyd Smith Robert Ridenour Chester Plichinski Carl Polcyn George Crawfordy Mr. Meek Ex. Cbm. Sg't-at-arms Vice-President President Secretary Advisor Alice Gregorek Ruth Ramlow Miss Grace Cronk Ethel Dull Irene Kaczrnarek Isabelle Larrow Treasurer Ass't Secretary Advisor Ex. Com. Ticket Chairman Reporter -rs: .in Q ' L 1fA - ' 1-2, -1 '11, ' Q K ,' 4 ' i Q P? W 1 i saen W TATTLER. smsn I TATTLER. Yi, J cf fi 1 - 'Eg smm-Y Qarrzrza S U- xiii- W iw sAc.A - LATTLER . ASQ? 'YQSE . K .4 fx-- SAGA W I TATTLER .--5 1- - I I . ,. ' 1 - l ' 1 Z Q I' l lg . g 'S A'GA-4 fl'hTTLER. l Club Histories u Junior Class The Junior Class began its activities with the annual Kid Party. Applesauce, directed by Miss Wetterman, was well acted and received much applause from the audi- ence. The J-Hop in Valentine style was one of the most beautiful dances of the year. Library Association In order to interest students in the use of the library and to give all possible assistance to them, the Library Association was formed. The staff meetings, conducted by Miss Sawtelle, aid the members to classify books and to take charge of theqlibrary. Their social activities included a pot-luck supper, and a dance. q Q ,Q , Peiuper Club P 4 ' The Peiuper Club began its activities early in the semes- ter when it honored lWaite High at the W-W Dance. The Peiuper and Senior Hi-Y Clubs held several joint meetings, which served to strengthen the bonds of friendship between the two clubs. It has strived to serve the school and to pro- mote progress among its members. Engineering Society Through the cooperation of the Engineering Society, material was furnished for equipment to be used in the playrooms of local hospitals. The club, together with the Peiuper and Spanish Clubs, purchased three Oriental rugs for the school stage. Members of the society attended the banquet honoring all the Engineering Societies in Toledo. Le Cercle Francais The French Clubs of all Toledo High Schools were guests of Le Cercle Francais at a program presented in French. With the cooperation of the members, the club sponsored its fourth annual Co-Ed Prom, a dance for girls only. Indeed it has lived up to its motto, Tout bien ou rien --the best or nothing. La Junta Castellana The Spanish Club introduced the novel idea of present- ing two plays on one program. Over The Garden Wall and ulndian Summer proved this to be a success. It is interesting to note that all meetings of the club are con- ducted in Spanish. The Spanish Clubs of the city were guests at all-Spanish play, Rosina Es Fragil, presented by the members of the organization. . Friendship Club The Friendship Club activities opened this year with a Freshman Mixer. Several Forums were held in the Y. W. C. A. in which some well-known speakers participated. Annual Color Day was ushered in with the Haunting of blue and white at the football tilt with Scott. Commerce Club This year, as in previous years, the Commerce Club has aided greatly in advancing scholarship throughout the school. Mr. Skinner, adviser of the club, presented the trophy to the 1932 winner. Machine Shop A Woodward has added another new club to its roster, the Machine Shop with Mr. Thomae as adviser. The members have taken a trip to the Locomotive Works at Lima. In athletics they have been outstanding, having won the foot- ball, volley ball, and basketball championships. Alchemist Society The Alchemist Society, through its meetings has achieved a two-fold purpose, that of being educational to its members and participating in school activities. The Ion Hop held in conjunction with the Alchemist Societies of other schools proved to be a great success. The members are fortunate in having such capable advisers as Mr. E. L. Clark, Mr. C. E. Staneart, and Mr. R. K. Sheline. Periclean Society On February 15, the Periclean Societies of Scott, Waite, Libbey, and DeVilbiss were entertained at a tea given by the Pericleans at Woodward. A matinee dance for the whole school was enjoyed by all who were present. The Periclean Basketball Team won the girls' championship of Woodward. Five members of the society, under the direction of Miss Edith Murphy, presented a play for the Toledo Kiwanis Club. Salesmanship Club The Salesmanship Club, under the guidance of Mr. Alberstett, again had charge of the second-hand book-room. The cabinet secured speakers who are well-known in busi- ness circles to speak to members in connection with their school Work. Q Senior Hi-Y The purpose of the Senior Hi-Y is to extend -throughout the school a high standard of Christian character. The Senior Hi-Y has helped many senior boys to plan their vocations with the annual event of the Vocational Guidance Banquet. Each summer the newly elected president and vice-president attend the Hi-Y camp where they meet the officers of all the clubs in Ohio. A farewell banquet was given for the seniors in the club and was enjoyed by all. Freie Bahn This year a new club was organized under the direction of Miss A. G. Wetterman by students taking German. German literature and history reports are discussed at each meeting of the Freie Bahn. The first annual spring dance, the Freulingstanz, was attended by many Woodward students. International Club The International Club was instrumental in bringing to Woodward such speakers as Miss Gates of the Y. W. C. A. and Mr..Norman Thomas, leader of the Socialist Party. The educational programs held in the auditorium, such as a de- bate on the Moratorium, and the National Book Week were some of the outstanding events of the club. ' Art Klan Something different in the way of student programs was introduced when the Art Klan sponsored a crayon exhi- bition during the second semester. The art students at Christmas time made individual Christmas cards to be sold in the school. Miss June Anderson, adviser of the Art Klan, exhibited the students' work at various times during the year. Fasces Club At meetings of the Fasces Club, many interesting reports on Roman literature were presented. This year the Fasces Club sponsored a matinee dance, the Fasces Frolic. In late Spring, the members held their annual picnic. '11 V lv W1 r ' secs- 5 ' -fg-TL.:-:nz 2' Club Histories A Electrical Society The Electrical Society, one of the school's largest organizations, has aided in various electrical jobs around the school. It has partly installed a public address system, and has edited a weekly publication for the members. Aviation Society With its interest centered on aviation, the Aviation Society heard speeche by such outstanding aviators as Jerry Nettleton, the Transcontinental Airport pilot, and Al Williams, a U.S. Army Hier. Mr. Nuber has been of much help to the society in many of its activities. Social Science Club - A group of students interested in Social Science met with Miss Rutan and organized the Social Science Club. Their aim is to discuss current events at each meeting, emphasizing America and her foreign relations. They pre- sented for the entire student body a Bi-Centennial program in honor of Washington's birthday and a program for Pan- American Day. - Auto Mechanics Club The purpose of the Auto Mechanics Club is to interest students in the deeper phases of automotive work. At each meeting a new type of invention is explained and discussed eagerly by the members. Sixteen new members were admitted into the club this year. Junior Hi-Y The members of the Junior Hi-Y have heard many interesting speakers at the Y.M.C.A. as guests of the Senior Hi-Y. The sophomore team of the Hi-Y won the city basketball championship this year in the inter-Hi-Y basket- ball tournament. Sophomore Class The cabinet of the Sophomore Class with the coopera- tion of its members has had a very successful year. It has sponsored two movies and a Parent Teachers' Program. The Soph Strut, in a Washington Bi-Centennial color arrangement, was a memorable event of the Woodward social season. Girls' Athletic League The Girls' Athletic League is centered around the athletic activities of Woodward girls. In the spring, a physical demonstration took place in the gym in which members of the gym classes participated. This year a girls' intra-mural program was introduced, many of the clubs taking an active part. Quill And Dagger Literary Society With the aid of Mr. LaRue and the Libbey Chapter, a Woodward Quill and Dagger Literary Society was organized. The members have heard current events discussed, having noted speakers as their guests. Booster Club The Booster Club inaugurated the Woodward-Libbey Dance, held annually. Other activities include the Woodward-Central Dance, a Leap Year Dance, the Booster play, and the yearly picnic. The Booster Club has backed up all the school activities and done much toward building up a strong school spirit. Turnvrine tSports Clubl Another new club was organized under the direction of Mr. Hanlram. During open house night the club gave a gymnastic demonstration. They also entertain between the halves of basketball games. 5385 l of ,L fne f, - S ' L1 -- A IE U. '- ' l I -SEE ATHLETIC OFFICIALS a 3+ Mr. Raymond F. Lowry Mr. Roland Bevan Mr. Howard Phipps Faculty Manager Head Coach Golf Mr. Arthur Smith Mr. Horner Hanham Ass't Football Ass't Basketball -SE ATHLETIC CAPTAINS 3+ Ralph Bradley Marion J aworski Robert Doster John Kalinowski Track Baseball Football Golf Joe Friedman Louis Ziebar Teddy Kudliuski Basketball Basketball Football 1 'A 25 SAGA I ll-'TLER. 4 '- - ,L F70 , - -.5-. .-..-..- K Y ' F r-Q -I U l ' Mi, AJ, ' -SS VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM Qi- Row 1--Schultz, Schulte, Barut, Barrow, Morris, Margy, Pryba, Stone, Zielinski, Wieber, Sautter, Kelly. Row 2-Kudlinski, Kraft, Letke, A. Churski, Michalak, Szelagowski, Harre, Freeman, Callhan, Stein. Row 3-DeShetler, Friedman, Muar, Zarembski, L. Churski, Boyd, Sutter, Malaska, Szczepanik, Reichlin. 1- i.1-.1 fi-E RESERVE FOOTBALL TEAM A Qi: Row 1--Szymorowski, Corthell, Bialecki, Essick, Davis, Gaines, Quinn. Row 2-Funk, Bausch, McFarland, Doster, Chengges, Kenyon, Eiseman, Karnikowski, Urbanski. Row 8-Boardman, Kasprzak, Frances, Kosakowski, Letke, Micheles, Grzywinski, Louy, Lewandowski, Straka. i 1 .E x, 1 'g snca I ATTLER. ' .TQ U, X - F? -ll-ll y-f ' , ' ' ' T 1 ' gl 1 - I l 711 an - 5 S eg VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM Tom Harvey Ted Holas Louis Ziebar Bill Reeves Bob Lawson Randolph Smith Forward Forward Guard, Capt. Center Center Guard Russel Taylor Milton Zimmerman James Folas Howard Smith Forward Forward Manager Guard fig RESERVE BASKETBALL TEAM Qa- Steve Mazuchowski Vic lsenstein Joe Friedman Ralph Michalak Gifford Meacham Guard Forward Guard, Capt. Guard Forward Homer Hanham Howard Smith Bob Lawson Henry Swan Woody DeShetler Coach Forward Center Center Forward 119 I I IE' 1 I sacn- 'lil-'TI-:-ER. 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'19 '- -' l E ' -EIZL-L 2Q i?23iE2ii?i?iEi?2i2???232 Xi W gi Q me We asm? as W W W W g Of all the schools, b th th ky E Old Woodward High I 1 Xi 5fif1'ZTl22i'S1b01dandh10l lbe.1d as g Then hit th foe, and smash that line A touch d sure We ask to day A Winning team, with lots of steam ? We cheer for you old Woodward H' gh. Wi W4 E WW ii E i QQ 5 55 w v 4 x s v x WWQQK QCD: 2 Q G K W V-. E 4 --Q -H ,i......-lg: V , 1 , ll - l ' l I sf-son T TATTLERL SN mg SM. Mfg WW 553523 are QSM wiht MQ WGS? M M ai? Farewell Address -1-iii...- ii HE END OF THE TRAIL again hovers in sight with commencement just around the corner. Many are the happy memories we have of pleasant days spent, true friendships formed, and innumerable difficulties surmounted. It is with a deep feeling of regret that we, as the first four- year class in the new school, bid goodbye. Woodward has fostered our curiosity, stimulated our desires and ambitions and added common sense, the one necessity that will bring our aims to successful realization. The climb has been hard, but the prize, our diplomas, is worth the struggle. Some of us will enter the different business fields while others, desiring to carry the name of Woodward to higher position, will go fur- ther in the paths of education. A longer journey' lies ahead with still more obstacles. These we hope to overthrow in a manner characteristic of our school's ighting spirit. Our record is untarnished. All our undertakings, carried through in a splendid spirit of cooperation and good fellowship, have proved successful. We hand the torch to those who follow, a challenge to them to retain the traditions of our school. May they keep it always aloft-a symbol of high standards upheld. To you, Woodward, We extend our thanks for the chance of comradeship with those of other nationalities and creeds. You have taught us respect, tolerance, and friendship toward all. To our principal and teachers we will ever remain grateful for their kind companionship and guidance. To our parents we shall be ever indebted for the advantage we have been allowed in receiving our education from as good a school as Woodward High. We can only show our appreciation by tackling any tasks with which we may be confronted in a manner that will make them proud of us. With these words, insumcient though they may be, we say goodbye. R. Brian McKnight. A 'Y fl' I 'XZ .QQ AX 4 .Yf Y .VY .XA :XMI NV: ZAXZ IWW: WSE -XV: Ifrxl AV: 91? -Ib V 4' F9 IXXAXZ :fy IXXI vw? :XXI IAXZ . T . . t . Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Vol. IV . Toledo, Ohio, September 18, 1931 Ng, 1 FRIENDSHIP CLUB HOLDS COLOR -DAY Introduction of 1931 Squad Event at Conference Hour Pep Meeting Woodward's first pep meeting of the year held third hour today in the auditorium, ushered in Color Day, sponsered by the Woodward Friendship Club. The St. John-Woodward football game to be held tomorrow in our stadium, and pennants and other articles on sale for Color Day were abvertised. 4 Stanley Glow, and John and Ed Stelnecki led new cheers after the meeting was opened by sev- eral numbers by the band. Speakers of the meeting were Principal Charles LaRue, Coach Ro1lie Bevan, Athletic Directer Raymond F. Lowry, and Captain Teddy Kudlinski. Members of the 1931 Woodward football team were introduced to the student body by Captain Kudinski. Har- anna and Angela B1-ach, two former Waite students enter- tained with tap dancing and acrobatic dancing. A color-sale's skit enacted by members of the Friendship Club clmaxed the meeting. , Articles on sale include polar bear armbands and swe ater insignas, blue and white crepe paper on canes, and pennets. They may be secured from any salesgirl or in front of 216. Miss Hazel Coy, New Nurse, Replaces Miss Faye Miller Miss Hazel Coy, head of the Nurs i n g Department will take the place of Miss Faye Miller who has been tran sferred to DeVilbiss. Regular nursing work will be carried on in the four classes comprised mainly of sen- ior and junior girls. Notebooks will be made as usual. Miss Coy stated that the nurs- ing departmentpf Woodward is very well equipped. I know I am going to like Woodward very much, was her reply on being asked her impression of Wood- ward. Miss Coy formerly taught in the elementary schools of Toledo and received her tr ai n i ng at Flower Hospital. Students Spend Two Weeks Aboard U. S. S. Wilmington Two weeks of the summ e r were spent abroad the U. S. S. Wilmington, naval reserve ship, on a cruise of Lake Michigan by Bob Markee, Louden D o u d e r, Norman Bo g art, and William McCown, students of Woodward. Features of the trip were sig- naling, cooking, s pud peeling, and scrubbing of clothes and decks. STARTS THIRD TERM AT WOOD WARD HIGH Charles C. LaRue Mr. Charles C. LaRue, starts his third year as principal of Woodward High School. Mr. LaRue is author of Principal Points, which will appear in later issues of the Tattler, Bell System Inauguratedg Conference Period Shorter A new bell system has been inaugurated in the time schedule oiclasses this year. The custom- ary 45 minute periods have been lengthened this year, allowing a 30 minute c o n fe r e n c e period, during which time the various organizations of the school will hold meetings. This bell system will be known as schedule A. On the days there is to be a mass meeting which will previously be announced, schedule B will be used. The periods will be short- ened to 40 minutes, and the time allotted for the mass meeting will be 45 minutes. Special Activities Head To Submit New Plan Students participation in as- semblies and program will be more frequent this year. Mr. Dunsmore, head of special activities, intends to submit a new plan which will include more free affairs and less paid ones. Last year there were over fifty paid affairs not including ath- letic events. Imposing Stone Received By Woodward Print Shop The Woodward print shop has changed the imposing stone for a much larger one. This new stone is 62 inches long and 38 inches wide. The smaller stone was sent to DeVillbis High. Woodward Graduates Hike Kenneth Osthimer, a graduate of the class of 1929, and aformer editor of the Tattler, h i ke d to Washington, D.C. w i t h Harry Curtis a graduate of last year. Kenneth ran into luck and laude d a job in a newspaper oflice there. MATINEE DANCE TO BE HELD TONIGHT --ii Girl's Gym Will Be Scene of First School Dance This Year l Matinee dancing will be held in thegirls' gym after school to- day. Members of the 1931 Wood- ward football team, and band- masters and cheerleaders of all city high schools will be guests. l Music will be provided by for- mer nu mbers f fthe Royal Wood- we ditos directed by Mr. L. C. Cla k. The-re will b dancing from 2:45 to 4:45. Mr. LaRue and mem- bers of the faculty will chaperone the dancers. Bob Markee and Esther Jak- csy, members of the junior class, planned the dance and decora- tions. Proceeds will be contri- buted to the athletic fund. Tickets are ten cents and may be secured at the door only. Cooperation Sought b By Chief Custodian Cooperation of the students, in keeping the building clean, is requested by Mr. Raymond, chief custodian. Owing to forced econo- my, Woodward will have three less employees to keep the building clean. Wood floors have been oiled, which will eliminate all mopping. Miss Dorothy Spross On Woodward Oilice Staff Miss D o r o t h y Spross, who previously worked in a d ow n- town office, is a new member of the office force. Miss Forester is taking Mrs. Whitney 's pl a c e who is now working at Devilbiss High. Mrs. Hayes is .again in the office. School's Orchestra Will Inaugurate Its Third Year Royal Woodwardites will in- augurate their third year when they supply the dance music for the matinee dance tonight. Organized as Sophomore Syn- capators in 1929, the orchestra has been gaining in class and popularity while playing at mi- nor dances. The three instru- ments lost through graduation have been replaced and a tenor sax has been added, bringing the total number to twelve. The Woodwardites are under the direction of Lincoln C. Clark. Miss Delores Sivers is New English Instructor Miss Delores Sivers is a new teacher in the English depart- ment. She is taking the place of Miss Floy Jacobs who was trans- ferred to DeVilbiss. Miss Jacobs is at present in the history de- partment. FOOTBALL RATRS S SLASHED BY BOARD Fifty Per-cent Cut Announced on Student and Adult Admission Prices Due to the efforts of Mr. Raymond F. Lowry, faculty manager, and the Athletic board of control, admssiion to all foot- ball games on our home field has been reduced to twenty five cents toustudents. f Capacity crowds are expected to fill the stands due to the low- ered ratesl Tickets to parents and outsid- ers will be fifty cents, making it possible for two people to see the game for the former price of one admission. Students may procure tickets from home room teachers. Regular rates will prevail at the other Toledo High schools. Friendship Girls To Have New Instructor As Advisor Miss Betty Nelson, former Sherman school teacher and pres- ent teacher of Business English at Woodward, will become the ad- visor of the Friendshi club. Miss Nelson is taking the place of Miss Florence E. Lester, former Wocd- ward teacher, now on the faculty at Scott. .- Woodward Teacher Takes Ten Thousand Mile Drive A ten thousand mile trip through eighteen states, nine na- tional parks, Mexico, Canada and the islands ofthe Pacific was taken by Mr. and Mrs. C. Van Tassel, and Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Crevling. Mr. Van Tassel, Commercial instructor, was a delegate to the National Educational Conven- tion held in Los Angeles during the summer. Seventy five dele- gates from Ohio attended the Convention which was addressed by some of the leading educators of the country. M High spots of the trip were an acquaintance with Colonel Idaho Bill, sidekick of Buffa- lo Bill, a nine mile coast down a mountainside a trip in the glass bottom boat undersea off Catalina Island, seeing produc- tion of pictures in R-K-O studios, and brilliant social events of the convention. Robert Markee to Lead Band at Saturday's Game Woodward Band following the baton of Robert Markee, member of t h e Junior class, will play at the Woodward St. John game tomorrow. 35 students are eri- rolled in the band this year. Guy Sutphen directs thi s activity at Woodward. s THE WOODWARD TATTLER - X. THE WUUDWARD TATTI-ER H CLEANLINESS CALL AGAIN MADE ' Published and Printed by the Pupils U of Woodward High School. ,. X Q me it Staif Writers Miles Booth Julia Lubit . Morris Weber Al ' Churski Elsie Frautschi Shelley Crayon Seymour Rothman Marion J aworski Wm. Rosenberg Dorothy Shore Ruth Dorf Leona Jacobs Esther Jakscy Matthew Obloza vin Milton Zimmerman Marie Swaya Leon Zotkow Virginia Zitz Alberta Teall Leo Zychowicz Faculty R Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery I ' i 1 Im gif UITUR M sez,- 'Among the funds tied up in the .closing of the several Toledo banks is some S2000 which had been earned by the school clubs and associations. This year the organizations will start out 'on an equal footing financially. Now is the time to see which clubs have that which will bring them tothe front. To develop culture in the school instead of earning and squandering money on fool- ish plans which net nothing .should be the aim of every organization. Results will tell which clubs are most beneficial to Woodward High School. The Athletic Association should be commended for its de- cision to lower the admission fee to the Woodward gridiron con- tests to 25 cents. These terms should be highly favorable to the student body, and encourage at- tendance at the games. With greater crowds to increase its morale, the team should surge to heights never before attained by a Woodward team. Two New Instructors ' On Commercial Staff Two new instructors, Miss Betty Nelson and Mr. M. Dell, were added to the commercial department staE. Miss Nelson formerly a teacher at Sherman school, will teach business English and business forms in place of Miss Florence Lester, who is teaching at Scott this year. Mr. Dell is taking the place of Mr. Oliver Davis, who left Woodward for New Rochelle, New York. Mr. Dell was head of the Wayne, Michigan, public school commercial department for six years and taught at the Davis Business college in Toledo for the last eight years. He will teach bookkeeping and typing. What happened to Koko's hair? OODWARD has always had an excellent name for cleanliness. People visiting our school commend us because of the general tidiness at Woodward. This year, many new students have enrolled here, and we are asking them to help keep our school clean. Try to be especially careful at lunch hour. Do not leave milk bottles or papers in the halls. If you lunch at Wilson Park, do your part toward keeping the papers off the grass. Take pride in your classrooms, and keep them as neat as you do your own room. This is your school, to do with it as you will, but let's keep it clean. WORDS OF WISDOM BY BOB FRENCH T TAKES real money to start a Toledo football squad on its way every autumn. Football here has developed to a high standard. Every possible facility has been afforded to the grid- iron warriors of Toledo for the last decade. The heavy guarantees which visiting football teams were accustomed to demand before they would come to Toledo have been cut down to some extent, but the fact remains that outside elevens cannot be brought into this city without expenditure of quite a bit of capital. -Bob French, Toledo Blade. What words of wisdom flow from the pen of a man who knows! With scholastic support and the present material Woodward can establish a tradition which will fill football stadiums to capacity. The yearly cry Support Your Team will ring out louder and truer than before and must be answered in the same tempo. HITHER AND YON Freshmen galore are making it almost necessary to employ a traflic cop in the corridors. In- terviewing a few members of the first class we find that John Kramer aspires toward auto mechanics as a life work, that he is uncertain as to whether he will attain a high scholastic standing, lggfl that he intends to play foot- A talk with Henry Grance, formerly of Webster school, in- forms us that he is pursuing a commercial course, that he does not carry a pencil box, that he dis- approves of the way upper class- men curiously eye him in the halls, and that shyness prevents him from being desirous of an interview. Ralph Worshtil is taking five subjects and expects to earn all A's . He will study German in- stead of Latin b e c a u s e it's easier . When asked whether he will pl a y football he answered, No, think Pm crazy? Wanted-head usher and an assistant usher to work at games on our field. May choose own helpers. Apply to Mr. Lowry, Room 141 sometime today. What if Esther were Bright instead of Dull? Edward were an Axe instead of a Hammer? June were a 'Hee instead o f a Reid? Leola were a C o o k instead of a Taylor? Will George Fraser take Bob King's place? Clyde DeShetler istill has that sleepy spirit. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS All day today--Color Day 2.0 today---Matinee D a n c e Girls, Gym T o m o r r 0 w---Clash with St. John's Here Next week---Tattler Subscrip- tions Comments On Saga-Tattler Jesse Bryant, last year's edi- tor-in-chief of the Saga-Tattler recently received a letter from Mr. R. Puckett, director of Tole- do high schools, congratulating him and members of his staff, advisors, and the printing de- 'partment upon their excellent publication. Mr. Puckett request- ed that a copy of the book be sent to Dr. E. K. Fritzwell, at Teachers College, Columbia Uni- versity, New York. Every change brings its flood of comment, favorable and un- favorable. The Saga-Tattler staff of last year had many new prob- lems to meet and many difficul- ties to overcome. Those pupils sponsoring this activity this year will be backed by favorable p u b l i c opinion which should aid them in sur- passing in some way the very commendable Saga-Tattler o f last year. Oberlin College To Hold Annual High School Day Oberlin College will hold their third annual high school day Saturday, October 10. They ex- tend an invitation to all juniors' and seniors to be their guests on that day. The program will in- clude a football game, dance, in- spection of campus, and competi- tive examinations f o r W h i c h scholarships will be awarded. IFLASIIESFROM FREINDSI As a prize given to the class- room who sold the greatest num- ber of Metropolitan Mirrors, a special ice cream and cake feed was given. No complicated percentage of sales was involved and the gross sale only was counted. Simple!--- Metropolitan Mirror, Metropoli- tan Hi, Los'Angeles, Cal. all Sli as Then there was the absent- minded professor who went to the citizen's military training camp. While on guard duty, he shot himself because he couldn't remember the password.--Lake Review, Lake View Hi, Chicago, lr if 1 Washington High School now has a Dad's Club, made up of students' fathers. The club sponsors many activities.--The Scroll, Washington Hi, Milwau- kee, Wisconsin. I FX' S A little boy carrying home some eggs dropped them. Did you break any? asked his mother. No, but the shells came off some of them, was the innocent reply. ---South Hi Optic, South High, Columbus, Ohio. S 'Ks :PF Girls' Gym Classes To Start Industrious Year Girls gymnasium classes under the instruction of Miss S. Corn- wall and Miss C. McClure will begin their schedule of work next week. Students are required to bring their gym clothes as soon as the one dollar locker fee is paid. This fee also covers the cost of balls and the use of towels. To begin the fall term, volley ball and soccer will be played in all the classes. Archery and hock- ey will be the after school sports forlthe Athletic League girls this a . The freshmen walk around the halls as if t h e r e was a law against it. . Soph---Wliat are you thinking about? Freshie---Oh, nothing much! Soph---Don't be so egotistical. Since Mr. Van Gorder took a wife this summer, we may revive an old popular song Those wed- ding Bells are Breaking Up that Faculty of Oursf' W You canit keep up with the lsjchool year by watching it roll Y- ' Wisdom never enters the head through an open mouth. , THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER --- -- F' . i FORMER GRID STAR BEARHFAETQ- . TO BE BEAR's COACH I i - ,, Five football men who played their first high school football at Woodward, are now members of squads at three o t h e r high schools. Bill Parquet, freshman halfback last year is playing the same berth for Scott. Joe Ruby, who played reserve ball here in' 1929 is leading candidate for halfback position at the West- end school. 'Matthew Jeter, first string, tackle last year, and Al Williams, football and basketball star for years at VVoodward, are now candidates for the Libbey squad.: Mel Platzke, lightweight end in 1930, is now playing end on the new DeVilbiss eleven. The only reason Bevan doesn't use Kokocinski as a punter is because cocoa never did have much of a kick to it. If Woodward can keep up the improvement they showed last year, winning the city champion- ship should be a cinch. In 1929 against Scott, Waite, Libbey, and Central, the Bears scored 6 points to their opponents 148. Last year, while holding the same four schools to 43 points, they scored 18 themselves. That makes an average of over 29 points a game. Figure it out yourself and see what we ought to do. An idea of the speed of this year's backfield c an be gotten from the fact that four backfield men, Kokocinski, K u dl i n s ki, Friedman, and DeShetler la s t spring came in first in a half-mile relay race with four track men. Sam Rogolsky, former VVood- ward football star, is now assist- ant football coach and head bas- ketball coach at Sylvania Burn- ham High School. Huge Intra-Mural Program Planned For Current Year Homer Hanham and Art Smith, boys' gym instructors, are planning a continuation of the huge, intra-mural athletics pro- gram run off last year. A meeting of all new and former club managers is soon to be 'held for the purpose of re-organizing the inter-class and inter-club leagues. Pass-and-tap, basketball, in- door, volley ball, horseshoes, track meets. cross-country runs, goal and foul shooting, hand-ball, golf and tennis tournaments are scheduled, and others may be added later. 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Benny has quite a formidable record having played with Larry Bevan's undefeated Waite High National champions in 1924. From that time until he played with Toledo University in 1930 Penchef tasted defeat only once. The new coach has played with five different teams in com- prising his string of victories. Mr. Penchef will teach In- dustrial Arts at Raymer Junior High school while coaching here until his transfer can be ar- ranged next year. Oliver Dixie Davis, assistant coach to Rollie Bevan in football and baseball, has left for a teach- ing position in New Rochelle, New York. Art Smith, former lightweight c o a c h, wil l take Davis' place as Bevanis assistant in football. 1931 GRID SCHEDULE INCLUDES 10 GAMES Woodward gridders this year will face one of the toughest schedules ever attempted by a Toledo high school. Jumping right into the city championship race to-morrow without a warm- up game, the Bears have only two open dates on which to rest. The Athletic Association has listed eight games. Six of these are with city teams, one with the champions of Youngstown, and the other a night game at New- castle with one of toughest teams in that section. After meeting Youngstown Chaney, Oct. 24, the Bears meet four successive city high schools, e n di n g with a Thanksgiving g a m e w i t h the champion Cowboys. Sept. 19--St. Johns--Here Sept. 26---Open Date Oct. 2---New Castle Knightle- There Oct. 10---Scott---There Oct. 17--Open Date Oct. 24--Youngstown Chaney ---Here Oct. 31--Waite--Here Nov. 11--Central--There Nov.21---DeVilbiss--Here Nov.26---Libbey---Here POLAR BEARS TACKLE ST. JOHNS ELEVEN IN FIRST INTER-CITY FRAY Bevan to Send Light and Speedy Squad Into Action Saturdayg Will Not Play on Home Lot Again ,Until October 24 When Coach Rollie Bevan sends his Polar Bears on thefield against St. John's Saturday, he will present a much lighter and faster squad than has ever represented Woodward before on the gridiron. Bevan has been working to do away with the big slow teams of former years until he believes he has an eleven that can show speed as well as class. Two weeks of .intensive practice both indoors and outdoors have put the boys in the best of condition morally and physically. KUDLINSKI, BEARS GRID CAPTAIN l I s 1 Ted Kudlinski Varsity fo o t b all men have elected Ted Kudlinski as their captain for the coming season. Kudlinski, who is a senior, is beginning his third year as a member of the Woodward eleven. He is a triple threat backfield star, punting, p a s sin g, a n d carrying the ball with equal skill. Kudlinski was Woodward's big- gest ground gainer last year and gained himself a berth as first string halfback on the Blade's and News Bee's all-city teams. This is the irst year a perma- nent captain has been elected since Rollie Bevan has coached here. With :Al Rozinski, Kudlin- ski was co-captain for the most of the games of the 1930 year. Leaders Class Meeting Date Has Been Changed The Girls' leaders class will meet conference hour on Tuesday instead of the scheduled seventh hour on Monday. Leaders class is organized from Junior and Senior girls who wish to help the gym teachers with the regular classes. They also serve as coaches, referees and game ofiicialswfor, .after school sports. Instead of taking a regular gym class, students may enroll in the leaders class and thusthey may also earn points for their letter. , Devilbiss girls are getting a break. Scott Hammann 'is en- rolled there. ce elffCoach Bevan has had his candi- , , . dates on the field since Sept. 1 starting where he left off last spring sending them through se- vere workouts and scrimmages in order to get them in a condi- tion to meet the Saints without the usual warm-up games. Veteran Backfield A veteran backfield is likely to take the field Saturday, al- though Bevan has not announced his starting lineup. Captain Ted Kudlinski at left half will do the punting for the Bears and may carry the brunt of the offensive attacks. Kokocinski, r e s e r v e quarterback last year, may call signals while Friedman at right half an d either DeShetler or Smith at full will round out the backfield. Reichlin and Muar of the 1930 lightweights and Boyd, a fresh- man, are being kept in reserve and may see service during the game. Line Positions Uncertain Kraft and Katafias are the best bets for end positions although Lawson, Sutter, and Freeman are showing a style of play that may gain them a berth on the first string team. Coach Bevan will make his choice of tackles from four former reserve and light- weight players, Pafrath, Wol- ford, Harre, and Letke. Al and Leonard Churski, lead- ing candidates for guard posi- tions, will have to show their best brand of play to keep their jobs from Szelagowski and Stein, two promising newcomers. The cen- ter position will be fought for be- tween Oehlers, Zarembski, Michalak, members of the 1930 squad, and Malaska a new man. Saints are Fast I Although he has a few vet- erans left, Coach Bob Tiernan expects to send a team out Sat- urday that will match the Bears in both speed and deception. The Saints have always been noted for their scrap and any team that gains over them must fight for it. In Coach Bevan's opinion the team that wins tomorrow is the one with the most fight and in the very best condition. We hope to hear much about the newly formed Quill and Dag- ger Society. ? QF at One of the best ways to be cheerful is to develop the habit lof laughter. -1 . .4 me ,J 5 f-N W' r x F v ,.:-pews.. , : THE WOODWARD TATTLER , TATTLER CAMPAIGN TO START MONDAY Teachers To Appoint Pupils In New Circulation I System Beginning next week the Tat- tler, Woodward's weekly news- paper, starts its first subscrip- tion campaign of the year. The goal set by the staff is a thousand subscribers. A new system of circulation will be inaugurated in accordance with a new plan to facilitate sub- s c r ip ti o n and distribution of Tattlers. ' A student in each fourth hour class will be chosen b the. Y teacher with the approval of the Tattler staff to a ct as a repre- sentative of the Tattler taking care' of subscription and distri- bution. The chosen representa- tive will be responsible to the business manager of the Tattler. For these services a free Tattler will be given to each representa- tive every week. Less confusion will result in this new system and will not in- fringe upon the time of the fourth hour classes. Stationer's Desk Now Under Direction Of Two Students The stationer's desk, a popular convenience for the students, will again operate as usual under the d i r e c t i o n of Gilbert Harre and Louis Ziebar, senior students. It is situated on the second floor opposite the balcony entrance to the auditorium. All supplies and commodities for school use will be available at reasonable prices. The profit obtained through the operation of this commissary goes to the school athletic fund. The station- er's desk will be open for busi- ness before school and during both lunch hours. Libbey High School Adopts Student Activities Ticket Libbey high s c h 0 o l , by the adoption of an activities ticket, has made it possible for each stu- dent to enjoy fifty-one extra-cur- ricular activities for 85.00. By regular prices, students would be compelled to pay 81320. The ticket decreases the average price to less than ten cents an activity. ' An easy payment plan is oifer- ed students who are unable to pay immediately. A down pay- ment of 31.00 and a minimum payment of 25 cents a week is the plan. Purchasing a ticket is not com- pulsory but is advisible. Club To Present Picture A copy of Brangwyn's f'Buc- cancers will be formally pre- sented to the school by the Peiuper club. It was chosen, by vote of the club, from a selection of five prints made by Joe Fel- stein and Abe Tompkins. 5i'9 P 9 '9' 'l i'4 '9 '9 '9 '4 ?'lE Under The Tamer i Torch Light 4, Rtvbdvdvvhdvd-6-'vb-'hd-who-b-'K Art Smith The very first ray of the Tattler Torch Light falls on Art Smith, genial boys' gym instructor. His joviality and cooperative spirit during his four years of teaching at Woodward have made him one of the best liked faculty members. Mr. Smith is well known for his particular brand of dry humor. He attended Ypsilanti Normal College where he was very active in athletics, especially football and swimming. Among his courses were dramatics, art, and Bible study which were taken only because they were reputed to be easy. A cottage at Lake Michigan is Mr. Smith's summer home. He indulges in all sorts of outdoor sports including golf. A great deal ofthe success of Woodward's intra-mural program is due to the efforts of Art Smith. He was coach of the lightweight team, but this year succeeds Oliver Davis as assistant to Coach Bevan. Display Case Again To Be Handled By Tattler Woodward Tattler will again have charge of the display case located on the second floor near the sewing room. The Friendship Club arranged the display case this week to exhibit the articles which are on sale for color day. Alberta Teall, member of the newswriting c l a s s, will have charge of the displays. ' C a t h e r i n e McClure Partici- pated in a deck tennis tourna- ment aboard the S.S. Virginia enroute to Caaliiiornia. The freshmen already had plenty of experience with the big announcement man from the north. EDUCATION, TRAVELS COMPRISE VACATION Teachers Travel Over North American Continent During Summer The continent of North America was well traversed by faculty members of Woodward High School. Mrs. H a z el McManammon traveled 13,000 miles in eight weeks, visiting the Northwest and journeying to Alaska by boat. The most enjoyable part of her Alaskan trip was the scenery which included numerous glaciers. Miss June Anderson also vis- ited the west coast, going to Los Angeles to the N. E. A. conven- tion. The remainder of her sum- mer was spent on a wheat ranch in Montana. A Among the more studiou s teachers were Miss Curtis, Miss Cornwall, Miss Tippett, and Mr. LaRue who went to Columbia University. Miss Stowe attended the University of Southern Cali- fornia. Miss Anne G. Wetterman spent five weeks at one of the old- est colleges in the United States, located at Middlebury, Vermont, where she studied Spanish and was not allowed to speak a word of English during her stay. One Year Ago Student council calls its first meeting. Mixer for Freshman girls. Oliver Davis appointed as- sistant coach. Port Clinton-W o 0 d W a r d game tomorrow. Woodward belongs to all of us so make yourself at home. Re- spect it and keep it clean. P.-T. Association Meeting At Home Of Instructor A meeting for the purpose of organization of the Woodward Parent Teacher Association was held Wednesday evening, at the home of Miss Mary Ward. An extensive membership cam- aign and progroms for the com- ing meetings were planned. Officers for th e coming year are John F. Lettenberger, presi- dent, Lester Haring, fi r s t Vice president, Miss Mary Ward, s e c o n d Vice president, Will Grammer, secretary, Mrs. Schus- ter, corresponding secretary, and S. B. Crouse, treasurer. Cheerleaders Are Ready Edward Stelnecki and Stanley Glow were a p p 0 i n t ed cheer- leaders for the school this year. This will be Eddie's third year in the position. Stanley is a fresh- man and new to the job but has received considerable coaching 'from his cousin, Eddie Glow. TATTLER RESUMES I GUESSING CONTEST Ticket For Following Home Game To Be Awarded U To Winner T o m o r r 0 w the Polar Bears start their initial battle of the season in a contest against St. J ohn. The final score is proving a great problem for guessers. Today, the Tattler reopens the popular score guessing contest sponsored every year. As a re- ward to the person guessing the nearest actual score a free ticket will be awarded to the Youngs- town Chaney game played here October 24. . , Everyone except members of the newswriting class is eligible to the contest and may enter by dropping the coupon below in the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 3 o'clock today. Woodward ......... St. John .......... Name .......................... .......... Home Room ................................... Lightweight Grid Schedule Consists Of Five Games Unless arrangements for play- ing reserve games as to prelimi- naries to regular games can be made, the following scheduled will be played by the lightweight squad: Sept. 26 Port Clinton CZJ here Oct. 2 Scott here Oct. 29 St. Johns . here Nov. 11 Central there Nov. 20 DeVillbiss here DEADLINE FLASHES Bernard Hessling is assisting Benny Penchef in whipping the lightweight squagd in shape. QF 3 Esther Goldstein will replace Harold Harris as treasurer of the Spanish Clubs at it Bill Sheon, originator of Bear Facts, promises to write a guest column for us soon. Seventy boys showed up for lightweight pkractice Wednesday. if Q Scott High Thistle is the only Toledo school newspaperto receive a Hrst class rating from the Natioal Scholastic Press Association. t i F For the f o u r t h consecutive time, Mr. William Raymond, cus- todian, is the first oiicial sub- scriber of the year to the Wood- ward Tattler. 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K ,N Constantly, Consistently Constructi - Vol IV Toledo, Ohio, September 25, 1931 I No. 2 K Aiivissiislfiipoxsr NEW TATTLER STAFF Each Staff Member Head Of His Department., New Plans Are Made Students who will compose this year's Tattler staff were re- cently announced by the adviser, Miss Marie J. Doering, Mr. Hugh Montgomery. Elsie Frautschi, a senior, will head the staff as news editor. The sports department is in charge of William Rosenberg, a j u n i o r . Position of feature editor will be carried on by Seymour Rothman. A newly created staff positicn for this year will be that of club editor filled by Dorothy Shore, a junior. Other members of the staff are Ruth Dorf, exchange, Marion Jaworski, managing e d ito rg Leona Jacobs, business manager, Milt o n Zimmerman, m'a k e- upg Alberta Teall, display, Alvin Churski, cartoonist, S h e l l y Crayon, poetry, and Julia Lubit and Gertrude Blumenfeld, typists. K Cub reporters newly enrolled are Marie Swaya, Virginia Zitz, Mil e s Booth, Rosemary Wietrzykowski, John Steinmitz, Leo Zychowicz, Matthew Obloza, and Leon Zotkow. The fact that each s taff member is the head of his own department will be a new feature of this year's staff organization. Mr. H. VanGorder Chosen Advisor Of New Society Mr. H. VanGorder has been chosen advisor to the newly organized Quill and Dagger literary society. .Primarily, the purpose of the society is to arouse interest in literary work in the school. The organization is an affili- ation ofthe Libbey high school society. It plans to form a debate team this year. Officers are: Glen Merriam, pre- Sidentg Fred Glick, vice-president, Bryan Mc Knight, secretaryg Richard Eckert, treasurerg Frank Letke, sargeant-at-arms, an d Norman Kinker, censor. Annual Mixer Scheduled For Wednesday Afternoon Friendship Club Girls' Mixer will be held Wednesday, Sep- tember 30, after school in the girls gym. The program will con- sist of games, skits, and a short discussion. A mass meeting will be held for girls in the auditorium Mon- day, during the third hour, to invite all girls to attend the mixer. Esther Jakcsy is program chairman of the mass meeting and mixer. f A -lift .c3' .XA ..4.t,,, fa. ve J: ACTIVE SE NIOR, NEWS EDITOR FOR TATTLER ' Elsie Frautschi Elsie Frautschi, senior, has been appointed t o the position of news editor on the Tattler staff. Elsie has proved her abili- ty to manage a staif job by her work as business manager last year. She is president of the Girls' Athletic association and a member of the leaders' gym class. P-T Association Funds To Be Devoted To Welfare Work At the organization meeting of the executive board of the Woodward Parent-Teachers As- sociation held last week at the home of Miss Mary Ward, it was decided that in the coming year the funds collected by the organ- ization will be devoted to welfare work. A business meeting will be held October 7 at the home of Mr. Rein- bolt for discussion of coming pro- g r a m s and membership cam- paign. This drivebwill not begin till later. All parents in the district are invited to attend the meetings held regularly the third Wednes- day of each month in the audito- rium. Bill Parquet Seriously Ill Bill Parquet, freshman fullback on the 1930 Woodward eleven, is seriously ill in Flower Hospital with a severe case of appendi- citis. Bill, now a member of the Scott eleven because of the change in boundaries, has received flowers from Coach Bevan and the 1931 football team. Board Oliicials At Woodward Several high officials from the Board of Education were seen recently in the corridors of Wood- ward. The visitors were Mr. C. Meek, superintendent of schoolsg Mr. R. Puckett, head of Toledo high schools, Miss Hazel Rex, girls' athletic directorg and Mr. Ted Keller, boys' athletic director. NEW RULIN GS ARE DRAWN UP Fon ALL CLUB AND CLASS MEETINGS No Money Making Schemes to Be Sponsored By Clubs B During School Hoursg Meeting Dates Of Organizations Changed New rulings for Woodward clubs and organizations were drawn up at a meeting of club and class sponsors held Wednesday at 2:30. Instead of two meetings a month, one regular meeting and one cabinet or program committee meeting will be scheduled alter- nately every two weeks. This plan was adopted so that clubs would have a scheduled time in which to plan programs and discuss the 1 flcbusiness affairs of the club. All TATTLER CAMPAIGN WILL BE EXTENDED Subscriptions Number Reach Seven Hundred At End K Of Week Tattler subscription campaign for the first five weeks reached a total of seven hundred, which is below the goal of one thousand subscribers. Due to the interrup- tions and the inexperience of the new representatives, the cam- paign will be extended into next week. No one hundred per cent rooms were reported, but the highest percehtages werr reached by the classes of Miss Curtis, Mrs. McManamon, Mr. Phipps, Miss Cady, and Miss Wetterman whose representatives are Abe Goldberg, William Reeves, Ruth Glow, Gertrude Blumenfeld, and William Hullenkremer respec- tively. There ar e forty-eight Tattler representai ives. Fourth hour representative system now used is well liked by teachers and students as it takes up less class time. It has been the most successful system ever used by the Tattler and will probably be used perman- ently. New Member Of Office Staff Has Charge Of Book Room Miss Spross has charge of the book room this year. Assisting her are Vincent Strohm, a senior, and Howard Muar, a junior. Though the present motto of the salesmen is Smile, and sell a book,', the sales record has re- mained the same---very low. This might be attributed to the high sales - which the second-hand book room has made in the last few days. Mr. Vernon Alberstett Is Building Representative Mr. Vernon Alberstett replaces Miss Mary Ward as building rep- resentitive for Woodward. He was elected unanimously at the last faculty meeting and will rep- resent Woodward at all meetings of representatives from other schools at the B 0 a r d of Edu- cation. K special meetings must be held after school. The second drastic change con- cerns the financial activities of W 0 o d w a r d organizations. No money making schemes spon- sored by clubs will be permitted during school hours, but may be scheduled after school or eve- nings. Class organizations, sopho- more, junior, and senior, may schedule not more than two paid events a year -during school hours. All larrangements for dates must be made with Mr. Philo Dunsmore, head of extra curricular activities. Tuesday and VVednesday will be club meeting days on which schedule B will be in effect allowing a 45 minute conference hour. Class meetings will be held Thursday as usual, reserv- ing Friday for mass meetings. Schedule o f a ll organization meetings will be found on anoth- er page of this issue. It was felt that having regular meetings once a month would tend to eliminate conflicts and enable those pupils who hold membership in more than one society to be more active. Clubs should make it their aim to take charge of assemblies to present some worth while pro- ject. It is hoped that at least one such an assembly a month will be presented to the student body or to a selected group. Paul Boardman Re-elected , President Of Glee Club Paul Boardman was elected president of the Woodward Glee Club at its annual election held recently. Catherine Smith . and Isabel LaRue were reelected vice- president and secretary, re- spectively. The new treasurer is Arla Grodi. John Kalinowski was chosen stage manager and Ruth Stahl and Bob Bater are the new pro- perty manags. The publicitp manage? for the school is Rose Mary Wietrzykowski, and out- side publicity manager is Marvin Yewey. . Mr. Clarence Ball has selected the operetta, In The Air, for their first production. ' '- figs f 'gil -. . 'Fi X -T . g . I Q I Nui. I .Sf 4 1 1 K jg? .., . ., i-, -it ,v .6 . ga-A 's 19 . .1 2 ,ij . A . fl KK,, ' fi A ' f .gl 'l -.ggi 1 as , +A .. ,H S asf . -H i - ling ve .K 3 K is .gifsi . ,,,, Q T5 ,vu .1 . - -.J . .43 'E D . 3 . 1. .f A s - . THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER 'Il THE woomvhzn TATTLER? Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ' mm' S Newsnaner Fjjsrrjmirarg ,JIIEEIB TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs S t Ed't W'll' R senber por s 1 or .........,,. 1 iam o g Feature Editor .........,. Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ........ ................. R uth Dorf Display ..............,. ............... A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .......................,..,....... Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - x Julia Lubit Typists ................ 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris VVeber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara VVichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors I Mr. Hugh Montgomery ' Q, ' 1 1 ITH scar umm si.r Woodwardites refuse to carry the spirit of auditorium mass meetings out to the football stands. Despite the hard work and coaxing of the cheerleaders most of the student body is sat- isfied to sit and listen to the ef- forts of a handful of students. Cooperation with the ushers is lax. Sections A and B have been assigned as cheering sections and all stunts will be planned from there. If students will gather in the right sections and offer their vo- cal efforts' a cheering section to rival Southern California's can be organized. REMEMBER, W h e n Wood- ward gets on the field get out in the stands and CHEER. is it IDF Because of the present financial situation, some of us may be ex- periencing difficulties and prob- lems which we never before had to face. Perhaps it is hard to keep up with the usual Woodward school spirit, but a cheerful heart and a happy smile, even though it is ac- companied with an empty purse, will do wonders. Every night a line of men wait at the door of a newspaper build- ing to receive papers that the newsies failed to sell. These pa- pers constitute the covering for these men every night as they sleep in the park. When we compare our condi- tions with others, we always find someone in more trying circum- stances than ours. Let us look about and be pleased with our lot. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT T IS up to the student body of Woodward to prevent ill favored comment on our school. One way this can be done is to refrain from smoking in or near the building. Reporting to the proper authority, those who are guilty of this offense, will tend' to elimi- nate the oifenders, since suitable measures will be used to obtain their cooperation. Smoking by high school student is not only objectionable from a health standpoint, but in opposition to the state law. There is no desire on the part of those in authority to infringe on the rights of an individual. At times the good of the group neulst decide personal actions. The good of 2064 students is at s a e. Think it over. Is it the reputation that these 2064 students give to Woodward of more value than the satisfaction that you get from one smoke? We believe it is. CAN'T THIS BE STOPPED ? EFACING public property is an inexcusable violation of the ethics of civilized people. Any person or group of persons who exercise this breaking of the law, show unmistakable traits of barbarism within them. They should be delt with accordingly. Any such rowdyism, like that which occured at the football game Saturday, when the gates to the stands were broken, tends to reflect on the decency of the inhabitants of this district. The hoodlums who are guilty of this destruction should be caught and prosecuted, even if it is necessary to expend money to catch them. Acts like this not only reveal the character of those who are guilty, but refiect upon their upbringing. An important step in the advancement of this or any other school would be the doing away with the ignorant destroyers of public property. They are the ones who halt the advancement of society and the promotion of general welfare. ACTIVITIES TICKET SUCCESSFUL IBBEY HIGH SCHOOL adopted the activities ticket as a possible means of curtailing expenses during the current school year. Statistics received from Principal Williams in- form us that 700 tickets have thus far been sold to a student body of 2200. Considering the present depression, asserted the Libbey Principal, I think the plan has been very successful. This plan enables students to attend all activities at a great decrease in price. It has been tried and proven successful at Libbey. Why can't we at Woodward enjoy its privileges? The Tattler has long advocated the adoption of a student activities ticket and any responses from students are welcome. One Year Ago World League Club to be organized. Paul Boardman elected pres- ident by Junior class. Woodward bows to Rayan Youngstown 12-6. Banking System opened for freshmen. . HITHER AND YON I'm still strolling instead of walking. It's good for the figure you know. By the way did you notice Freddie Slawski admiring his? And oh'. boys, you certainly missed sumphin when you didn't hel Lucille Baranowski search P for the hamburg that she later discovered she had eaten. Have you met the great good looking what-a-man? He's here in person -Johnnie Kalinowski. One ofthe Friendship Club girls said that Frank Nowa.k's yodeling reminds her of the first night at Camp Walbridge. That sweet young thing that sat in the back of me at the football game and insisted on cheering for Koco-l-l-linski, turned out to be the same fresh- man who asked at the bookroom for a study hall text. Nuff said, So long. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS September 28--Girls' meeting Auditorium third hour September 28--Regular gym classes start September 29--S enior primary election September 30--F r i e n d s h ip mixer Girls' Gym Not that we want to be kill joys, but with ink schedules, census cards and attendance slips made out it looks like regular classes will have to begin. Julian Summers, ex-Centralite, feels disappointed because the band didn't come out to welcome him. SS 'lt K Each crop of freshmen seem to get smaller but if they get any smaller than this year's bunch they'll be sending out policemen to see that the first graders get across the street safely. Did you see Tessie Kummins running home from the football game wrapped up in blue and white paper? Well, I will admit paper is cheaper than gingham. IFLASHESFROM FREINDSI Parents were requested by teachers to visit school after the last quarter's grades were issued to see what the c au s e s of their chi1dren's failures were. About s e v e n t y parents called at the school and in many cases the the causes were discovered:- Roosevelt News, Seattle, Wash. 1 is 1 . A breakfast club was formed by boys in food classes in the Manual Arts High School. The girls will have to brush up a little now on their cooking, as these boys don't intend to eat burnt toast after they are marri- ed.-Manual Arts Weekly, Los Angeles, Crlif. t . The inebriated y o u n g m a n walked into the lobby of a great hotel far from his native landi He looked into a tall mirror and smiled with pleasure. Look, he cried, They've got a picture of me here! -Orange and Black, E. Waterloo Hi,.VSiaterloo, Iowa. Roosevelt high school, Seattle, Wash., is conducting an atten- dance contest. Their aim is no tardy day. Prizes will be award- ed consisting of a grand prize and consolation prizes, to the roll rooms having the nearest to 100 per cent attending without tardi- ness. ',- U H x Ol-r ax O RN E Head usher and detective, Phil Netz, always got her man and so' more than one person didn't see' the game for nothing. When the aeroplane flew low over the gridiron Don Shaefer was heard to murmur, M-M, that motor sounds like my Ford. , O u r co-eds h a v e become modern maidens. H a v e you noticed the earrings? if ll ll In buying used books the freshies were the heaviest bidders and proved a gold mine to the upper sclassnien. Irving Powder, Woodward's midget of last year, will find a rival in John Search, who is a Sophomore. He doesn't know his height, but he is tall enough to get on a street car for a cent and receive change. as A se Many Woodward graduates have that coming back to school fever, for a good many are seen around the halls. t Wonder what personal dis- like Julia Lubit has against apos- trophes? as . ' lk 'I' Roberta Du Monte likes to cut things up -- Watch out. K.-,. THE WOODWARD TATTLER . I COACH BEN PENCHEF PICKS FIRST ELEVEN Lightweights To Open Season Against Scotters On y Bear's Field Coach Benny Penchef is round- ing his lightweightfootball squad in shape for the opening game against Scott Hi lightweights, October 2. Eleven uniforms have been handed out to the first string players only. Carl Corthell is calling signals at quarterback po- sition. Gaines and Plutom at halves and Chengges at full con- stitute the rest of the backfield on this team. On the line Pen- chef' has Urbanski and Bausch at ends, Eiseman an d Doster at tackles,Louy and Kawczynski at guards and Davis playing center position. . , These positions are not all likely to stand as Penchef has three other full squads working out each day with the first string. There are several candidates on each of these squads that are ready to replace any of the pres- ent full string choices once they begin to break. This also war- rants Penchef plenty of reserve strength. Athletic Fund Receives Contribution From Dance Fourteen dollars profit was made at the Matinee Dance held Friday, September 18 in the girls' gym which approximately 200 students attended. Proceeds were contributed to the athletic fund. Robert Markee and Esther J akcsy comprised the committee in charge of ar- rangements. Mr. Homer Hanham Will Coach Tumblers Again Homer Hanham, boys' gym in- structor, will have another tum- bling team in action this year at Woodward. ' All boys interested in this ac- tivity are asked to report to Mr. Hanham in the boys' gym oflice. Practices will be held during con- ference hour. Boys To Run Score Board Mr. Lowry has appointed Marion Jaworski, Milton Zim- merman, and Irwin Pawlicki to work the scoreboard this year. Last year Marion and Al Churski were responsible, but Al is play- ing football this year, so these two boys were appointed to take his place. Wonder if Victor Kowalec can guess quiz questions as well as football scores. Q . Ed Kowalski holds that he guessed the right score, but wrote the wrong one by mistake. Going to school can't be so bad if after four years in high school the senio r s come back to see what it's like. coAcHES BEARS TO i F A ,BEARS ARE FIRST GRIDIRON VICTORY BEAREFAETQ' I IN CITY STANDINGS H, C145 ' -W Rollie Bevan Rollie Bevan inaugurated his third year as head football coach at Woodward by coaching his Polar Bears to an inter-city vic- tory over St. J ohn's Saturday. Bevan's team finished third in the city league last year and al- ready has one victory toward the 1931 pennant. Mr. Bevan is also head coach of basketball and baseball. Machine Shop Is Well On Way Towards New Season Machine Shop, 1930-31 winner of the intra-club championship, has already begun its campaign towards another pennant. The machinists are one club in the school that takes its ath- letics seriously. Each member on the team last year purchased a sweat jersey for outside tourna- ments and a basketball jersey for gym work. Mr. Thomae, machine shop instructor, will again coach the team. Pass-and-tap practice has already been held on Wilson Park field and several plays learned. Charles Szczygiel, last year's captain, will lead the team again this year. Joe Friedman Is New Gridiron Correspondent Joe Friedman, Polar Bear half- back, will serve as Woodward gridiron correspondent for the Toledo Blade during the current school year. Joe succeeds Frank Molik, who was school sports writer last year. Writers have been chosen to represent each of the six other high schools. Football Team Entertained Coach Bevan and the varsity football team were guests of the Toledo Paramount Wednesday evening. This invitation was ex- tended to all teams of the city. A short subj ect showing scenes of high school football games were shown in addition to the regular program. Wearing a helmet instead of a stovepipe and packing a punch instead of a fiask, the Polar B e a rs in their new uniforms showed 2500 spectators what the well-dressed football player will make a mess of before the game is over in 1931. Inexperience is one of the greatest handicaps a new foot- ball man has to overcome. Joe Szelagowski started to climb the fence before he remembered he played on the team. 'F SF ll Because of the rain earlier in the game, Joe Friedmanis high diving finish of his sixty yard chase after Farkas came to a soft end. There's an advantage in start- ing off the season with an inter- city game. In the city league, Woodward is now th e highest scoring team, has a full one-thou- sand point lead in the standing over its nearest rivals, and has the highest scoring fullback and quarterback of any team. Now that the football season has begun, the halls will be more crowded because of the added chest expansion. Girls, Leaders Meeting Date Changed to Monday Girls belonging to Leaders' class in the girls, gym will meet conference hour on Monday in- stead of Tuesday. Seventeen girls are enrolled. These girls will as- sist in other gym classes. Tentative members of the class are Lillian Smith, Julia Lubit, Alberta Teall, Martha Haines, Phyllis Netz, Dorothy Smolinski, Kathryn Jackman, Frieda Hull- enkremer, Harriet Maier, Hazel Houser, Olive Perdue, Matilda Pozarzycki, Florence Kirchofer, Isable LaRue, Virginia Powell, Rosemary Wietrzykowski, and Margueruite Higgins. Junior Boy Receives Free Ducat To Next Home Game Victor Kowalec, a junior, and former cheer leader was the only succesful guesser out of 541 entries in the score guessing contest sponsored by the Tattler. He will receive a ticket to the Youngstown Chaney-Woodward game, played on our own field, Oct. 24. Saturday the team travels to New Castle. Tattler will offer another ticket to the next game on Woodward's field to the stu- dent who can guess the correct score for that game. Don't forget Woodward has a winning team this year. Mark your score accordingly. Woodward ........................ ....... New Castle ........ ....... Name .................... ...... Home Room. ..,..... .... . .. ' Bevan's Squad Topples Saint Johns Quintet in Fast Encounter l Edwin Kokocinski By virtue of a 12-6 beating handed to Saint John's gridders, Woodward holds a position atop the city football league for the first time in years. Atwo-touch- down attack in the second quar- ter furnished the final period threat of the Saints. Woodward's line was a big factor in the victory, keeping ball in scoring position most of the time by stopping the lighter Saints on running plays and rushing their punts. Coach Bev- an used numerous substitutions on the line to determine his best combination and plenty of re- serve strength was displayed. Fumbles usually prominent in opening games, also did their part in the Woodward victory, paving the way for what proved to be the winning touchdown. DeShetler Scores First A running and passing attack at the end of the first quarter put DeShetler in a position to score from the one-yard line on a play through center at the start of the second period. In the same period Kokocinski scored the Bears' second and final touch- down of the game on two runs around right end after Kudlinski had recovered a St. J ohn's fumble on the Saints' 20. Neither eleven did much gain- ing in the third quarter and an exchange of punts occupied most of the playing. Just after the fourth period began, Farkas re- ceived a pass from Hollenback and raced 62 yards along the side- lines for the Saints' lone score. Newcastle Next Foe The Bears face two weeks of intensive practice before they take the road for a night game with Newcastle, Oct.3. With one city victim already tucked away, Coach Bevan plans to iron out the faults of the first day's play and continue on for the city crown. Kickoi Published Freddy Weisberg, former Woodwardite, and Milton Zim- merman are publishers of the Kickoff, which made its first appearance at the Woodward-St. Johns game last Saturday. p THE woonwlaan TATFLER Ls.-. -ll.-,---NIL. .. .. .. . FACULTY TO ENTER . CLAIM ON BANK Attempt to Cancel Athletic Debt to be Made At Ohio Bank At a recent faculty meeting, Mr. C. C. LaRue and Woodward teachers, decided to enter a pre- ferred claim in the Ohio Bank, which would balance the Wood- ward account and a former Athletic Association debt. When the Ohio Bank closed, Woodward organizations had S2100 deposited to their credit. A Woodward Athletic Associa- tion debt, which was contracted several years ago, was also on the books, and would perhaps be forced since the bank is now closed. This loan from the bank made the continuance of an Athletic program possible at Woodward. With a preferred claim filed, dollar for dollar would be credit- ed on the debt, while otherwise, perhaps only a part of the deposits would be returned and the S2000 debt would still have to be paid. As soon as possible the Athletic Association will pay back to the d i ff e r e n t organizations t h e amount of money originally de- posited in the bank. CLUB MEETING DATES Following is the schedule for regular and cabinet meetings of the clubs which will meet during conference hours Tuesday and Wednesday. The first number designates the regular meeting week of the club and the second the week when the cabinet or program committee will meet. For example: The regular Pica Club meeting will be Tuesday of the first week of each month. The cabinet meeting of this club will be held Tuesday of the third week. Tuesday 1-3 Pica Club l-3 Engineering 3-1 Friendship 3-1 Fasces 2-4 Aeronautic 4-2 La Junta Castellana 4-2 Plane 4-2 Salesmanship Wediiesday 1-3 Art Klan 1-3 Pieuper 1-3 Girls' Athletic League 1-3 Quill and Dagger 3-1 Le Circle Francais 3-1 Commerce Club 3-1 Library Ass. 2-4 Periclean 2-4 Electrical 4-s International 4-2 Alchemist The Tattler will a n n o u n c e weekly the club schedule for the coming week. Scott High Thistle is the only Toledo school newspaper to receive a first class rating from the National Scholastic Press Association. I 5L F '? P F 'l 'l '9 '5 '5'f 'V 'l? '3'B4 Under The Tattler 5' Torch Light 4, 714-f-4-'Q-wivvlwvbd'-'dvd-'vb-dvvivll l u Emily Strachan As the tcrchlight beam falls on many freshman students, it follows some of them into the English room of Miss Emily Strachan. Miss Strachan has studied at several colleges, including Har- vard. This is her ninth year at Woodward. Travel and nature study occupy a great deal of her time. The entire continent of Europe with exception of Russia and Czech- oslovakian countries has been covered by Miss Strachen, dur- ing her three trips abroad. She has also visited numerous places in North Americay Bird hunts and hiking are her favorite out- door amusements. Miss Strachan is of Canadian birth, of Scotch ancestry, and en- joys a cup of tea like an English- woman. Blond, Blue-eyed Senior to Be Identiiiedg Can You do it? With so many new faces, old kids gone and new ones here, it's hard to tell who's who. Because usually the Seniors are the ones most prominent in school affairs we present here the description of one for you to identify. She's blond, blue-eyed, of soph- isticated appearance, and of med- ium height. Her popularity seems expressed by the fact that she has been an officer of the 1932 class for two years. Although an honor student, she does not devote all her time to studies but is a letter girl and quite prominent in extra curricu- lar activities. She was an officer of the Girls' Athletic Society last year and is a member of the Al- chemist and Periclean societies. Perhaps you have seen her. Look for the correct a n s w e r to her identity in next week's Tatt- er. CLUB SCHEDULE Following is the club schedule for next week. R designates the regular meeting of the club and C the meeting of the cabinet or program committee. Tuesday Aeronautic C La Junta Castellana R Plane R Salesmanship R Wednesday Periclean C Electrical C International R Alchemist t HRELICS, ANTIQUES PARK NEAR SCHOOL Students Claim Depression To Be Reason For Unusual Scenery ' Our Woodward student park- ing spaces are not particular. Ample proof lies in the fact that Bill Martin sallied forth to school in his Mrs Frequently and parked it in the most lika- ble spot available. Mrs. Frequently is a trust- worthy old 19l4 model on what looks like a Ford chassis. She is attractively clothed in red, but her forefeet are inadequately shod with motorcycle tires. She has archaic oil parking lamps and a horn that resembles some sort of a wind musical instrument. George Barrow drives another aged Ford product that has long before cost its worth in license charges. George Brown, Freshman lumi- nary in the rattle trap owners' ranks, has a Ford which has so many wire hook-ups that George got a shock one day by touching the license plate. He has painted a checker board on the rear flat surface. What we would like to see now is a Utin can derby held at Woodward. GYM INSTRUCTORS TO FORM GIRLS' LEAGUE Miss C. McClure and Miss S. Cornwall, girls' gym instructors, announce that an intra-mural athletic program will be held for girls this year. This is the first year that girls will engage in intra-mural athlet- ics and because of this will fol- low as near as possible the plans and rules drawn up for boys. Three fall sports, hit-pin base- ball, archery, and hockey, have been scheduled so far and others are being planned. Any girl in the school is eligi- ble to enter. Teams can be en- tered by any club, class, or as an independent team. There will be no limit to the amount allowed to enter, but if the number is too large more than one league will be formed. All games will be ref- ereed and under the direction of members of the leaders class. Woodward Cheerleaders To Get High Scout Awards Roman Suszka and Stanley Glow students at Woodward, will receive the Eagle Scout award at the Court of Honor Building on September 26. Roman, has twenty-one merit badges, which which entitle him to th .s award. Stanley, a freshman, has 25 merit badges. Both boys belong to the Y.M.C.A. troop one. A cheerleader for the past two years, Roman is now a reserve center on the football squad, anb Stanley has filled one of the vacgncies on the cheerleading Sta . INTEREST IS SHOWN BY JUNIORS, SENIORS Record Number Of Petitions ' Are Taken Out By Classes An active interest in s e n i o r class nominations was shown by the 1932 class. Nineteen nomi- nating petitions were taken out for five ofiices. The primaries for this election will be held next Tuesday. The presidential race promises to be an interesting one with Harold Harris, Vincent Strohm, Paul Boardman, Ed Bialorucki, and Gilbert Harre candidates. Four seniors petitioned for the office of vice president are Abe Goldberg, Richard E ckert, Dorothy Born and D orothy Phillips. Ma t i ld a Pozarzyck, Julia Lubi, and Lillian Shoen are vying for the oflice of secretary. Anna Marie Evans, Henrietta Wielinski and Brian McKnight are seeking the treasurer's office. Eillen Ward, Virginia Boza, Fannie Miller, and Ted Holas are competing for the ofiice of reporter. , The junior class was not as active in their interest and nominated only 14 students. Miles Booth and Robert Markee are the only presindential candidates. William King, L90 Zychowicz, Ann Essak and Esther Jaksy seek the office of vice president. Rosemary Wie- trzykowski, and Arla Grodi are running for secretary. The office of treasurer is being sought by James Nossar, Margaret Grebe, and Roberta DeMonte. Dorothy Shore, Robert Eiseman, anq Ray Crouse ore vying for the job of reporter. . Large Number Of Students Enrolled in Art Classes Approximately ninety-five stu- dents have enrolled in the art classes, taught by Miss June Anderson. Thirty-five students have enrolled in the advanced art class. Beginners' classes will work out the first principals of art in free hand drawing and design- ing in prespective figures. The second year students will work on advanced lines namely carry- ing out problems into Com- mercial Art. Present work of this class is in rhythm and use of opposition and static which will later be developed in color. Combined efforts ofthe classes will be a project to design and paint a screen for a room which will be used in dramatic produc- tions ofthe school. No defenite statement has yet been made concerning the selection of the Saga Staff. 1 All students who are inter- ested in this activity should report to Mr. Du ns more in room 223 as soon as possible. M . Constantly, Consistently Constructive S J g .E - l vol. IV e Toledo, ohio, october 2,1931 No, 3 of MISS GATES SPEAKS lTOLEDO'S FINANCES 'HELPS BUILD RADIO ELECIOEISANITSIIISLE-mm TO UPPER CLASSES Internationals Bring World Q 'O Traveler to School Auditorium Miss Louise Gates, secretary of the Y. W. C. A., was the guest speaker in a program given yes- terday in the auditorium for the Junior and Senior classes, spon- sored by the International club. Ourselves on the Other Side of the World was the topic she presented. The youth in Russia, India, China, and Japan was especially stressed. Due to her actual ex- periences with the youth of these countries, the talk was most en- tertaining and informative. Miss Gates has just returned from an eleven month world tour. While in China she attended the First International Children's Congress held in Shanghai. As a result of this meeting, a message of good will was broadcast from' Shanghai in nine languages. Miss Gates found the young people of all the foreign countries very ea- ger and curious about America and it's people as they consider our land the one of greatest op- portunities. Baseball, our national p a s - time, was being played in every country she visited. Many girls in India are wearing homespun garments in their patriotism t o Mahatma Gandhi's party. M i S s Gates also related t h a t t h e young people's society of Russia in order to solve the problem o f of illiteracy, registered all the residents of Moscow a n d or- ganized them in late afternoon and evening schools. Foreign children were found to be quite similar to us, but be- cause ofthe unsetteled condition of their governments they are more concerned and active in in- ternational affairs. Because of her connection with the Y.W.C. A. Miss Gates received many of her oppurtunities to visit schools and other institutions through 312 foreign branches of the Y.W. Advisor Entertains French, International Club Officers ,Miss Curtis entertained ofiicers and committees of the French and International Clubs at her home recently. Tennis, croquet, and weiner roast were enjoyed by everyone. L a t e r, programs were made for the coming year. Those present included Esther Novick, Nellie Flaum, N o r m a Fla u m, William Hullenkremer, F r i e d a Hullenkremer, William Rosenberg, Ruth Blum, Alberta Teall, Pauline Grammer, Brian McKnight, Meyer and Harry Shall. .3 STUDIED BY GROUP Salesmanship Classes Make Novel Map To Show Statistics Salesmanship Classes of Mr. Vernon Alberstett are now stud- ying an unusual map illustrating the financial condition of the dif- ferent districts of Toledo. Sev- eral interesting statistics shown by this map are the total income of each district, average income per family, percent of total buy- ing power and the average ex- penditure for food. The population, number of families and number of autos owned are facts of interest. The Lagrange street district is second highest in the ownership of autos which amounts to 13,000 auto- mobiles. It is interesting to know that 50.7 of the people own their homes. The retail area totals I,300,000 people. Toledo is the largest soft coal port in the world and the third largest railroad center in the United States. There are 35 miles of harbor frontage which pre- vents transportation from being complicated. This map was obtained by a student thru an advertising a- gency. New Studies Mapped Out By Home Economic Instructors N Because ofthe shortened forty- five minute schedules in the Home Economics classes, new courses of study were arranged by the instructors. Miss Blanche Hazelton, cooking teacher, will use shorter recipes. Management of the home will also be discuss- ed in this class. - ' Miss Dora Brown will endeavor to complete a course in clothing, textile fibers, interior decorating, household furnishing and equipment, family and business relations, which will be stressed, and child care and training. The sewing course will not be extensive as it is feared the girls cannot afford to buy materials. Goal Reached In Tattler Subscription Campaign Tattler subscription campaign carried on for the last two weeks reached a total slightly below the goal of one thousand sub- Scribers. William Reeves, representa- tive of Mrs. Hazel McManaInon's room, was the first student to turn in a 100 percent record. Bill is a former Waite student. The other 100 percent classes are those of Miss Doering and Miss Cady, represented by Irene Kuchinski and G e r t r u d e Blumenfeld. ' . .x..sx-, , ,,.,,,.,., WIRELESS STATION P Glenn Merriam Glenn Merriam, senior, who has been active in the eleitric work done about the school is now assisting in the construction of the radio telegraph station. Glenn was an officer of the Junior Hi - Y , and is president of the Electrical club this year. Woodward Ranks Third In Number Students Enrolled With the enrollment of appro- ximately 2,000 students at Wood- ward this year, this institution has the largest student body of its history. Woodward ranks third in num- ber of enrollments in comparison with local high schools. Libbey and DeVilbisS High Schools lead Woodward with a body of 2200 students each. The freshman class has 750 members which is closely fol- lowed by the sophomores with a total of 521. The senior class numbers. 394 members, while 240 are enrolled as juniors. Mr. Alberstett To Announce New System For Treasurers New rules concerning the checking of treasurer's records will be announced by Mr. Ver- non Alberstett at a meeting of treasurers of all organizations after school today. All treasurer's books and re- ceipts must be filed in Mr. Philo Dunsmore's room from where they cannot be removed except for preparing reports. B o o k S must be balanced monthly in the presence of Mr. Alberstett and Miss Jean Foraster. This system will give c l u b S access to thebooks at all times. Many Enroll In German Class Sixty Students are enrolled in German classes offered for the first time in Woodward. The classes are taught by Miss Anne Wetterman. L Plans for forming a club are under consideration. Glueck auf for their undertaking. HAS ,RADIO LICENSE Woodward To Have - Short Wave Length Station, Boys Are In Charge 1-1.1 Federal Radio Commission has granted W'oodward high school an amateur radio station license with the assigned call letters W8FIZ. WSFIZ is licensed to oper- ate on all the amateur wave lengths using both code , and phone. Experiments will be conducted three-quarters of a meter and transmission power will approx- Imate 20 watts. .Advanced Students in electri- city andradio, under the direction of Mr. A. R. Bitter, are construct- Ing the station in the electrical shop. Glenn Merriam, electrical club president, and Stanley Weber are in charge of the station. Stanley has also received an amateur license and is operating a station at home with the num- WSFIE.. Glenn has applied for a license. Students Return to School For Post-Graduate Course Those Students who are so anx- ious to leave school should ad- mire the ambition of C h e s ter Zawlocki, Fran k Molik and Henry Mackowiak. After gradu- ating with the class of Q31 they returned to Woodward to con- tinue their quest of learning with post-graduate courses. Chester will take subjects re- quired in the g e n eral course, while Henry is interested in cab- inet-making. Frank Molik will specialize in mathematics. Second Hand Bookroom Net Salesmen 'Profit The used bookroom operated by the Salesmanship Club sold two hundred and fifty out of the three hundred and fifty books turned in to be sold. Due to the ten per cent charge made for every book sold, a profit of twenty five dollars was made which will be turned into the coffers of the Salesmanship Club. Dorothy Blankenstein, Frances Elliott and Ida Katlen were in charge of the bookroom. New Shop Opened Due to the congestion of the Industrial Arts classes, a General Shop has been opened, This class, which will be held during the first and second hours, has an enrollment of sixteen pupils. Mr. Mohrhardt is in charge of this group which will study plumbing, electricity, woodwork, and machine shop. - N Bernie Mack claims an apple X ... - K THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. , X9 tmlarzi ., T21H lTiTk IEEE sfiifassoon ' TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor. .... ..... M arion Jaworski Business Manager ,... .......... L eona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor .................,....... Dorothy Shore Exchange ............ ..................... R uth Dorf Display ................. ............... A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry ..................,....,.......... Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . t Julia Lubit Typls S Gertrude Blumenfield Stad' Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara YVichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery I l l Ga t, ITH 4-615 umm - 1-' X Cleanliness is next to God- liness! In the past years it has always been the policy of Mr. LaRue to emphasize cleanliness about the school. Tattler feels that it should not be a difficult task to fulfill. Do your bit to keep the corridors and lawns clean! The Board of Education has supplied Wood- ward with plenty of wastepaper baskets. Why not use them? -Let us all do our part to keep Woodward clean. i i i Although she graduated last year, Maymie Kigel, former fea- ture editor ofthe Tattler, proved her loyalty to her Alma Mater by a letter which she wrote to Mr. R. F. Lowry. Will it sound disloyal if I say, which I sincerely mean, that I was more th ril le d over -my Alma Mater's victory than I would have been were it T. U. instead? writes Miss Kigel. That's the kind of spirit we write editorials about, Maymie. Ginger Mc Vay has already ac- quired a Woodward ring--tsk! tsk! F Q . Girls look! John Zarembski is looking for a new girl. Johnny gets tickets to the football games and now has no one to whom to give them. . K . What'sfwrong with this sen tence? Art Smith and Max Michalak are pals? . PRINCIPAL POINT - The tumult and the shouting that accompany the ,. , opening of school has about died away. All pupils are the serious matter of getting out routine assignments. Let us remember that getting down to business and mak- 1' N Vt s'f' t settled in their schedules and most of them are down to lx sh N x xx x . ing a serious effort to get each assignment as it comes is the surest way to succeed in school. All of you wish to be happy, but you can be happy only in knowing that your work is well done. The habit formed of doing things well will not only make you happy now, but will also aid in safe guarding your future happiness. Let's get busy and keep busy. NEW IDEA TRIED BY CLUB TUDENT activities will be benefited by the decision of the club sponsors and advisers. It provides each club ample time to arrange an interesting meeting, so that every member will look forward eagerly to the following one. The ruling out of money making schemes during school hours is desirous, for the clubs should devote more time to cultural effects and general entertainment of the school. The clubs should take charge of mass meetings, and in the time awarded them, should be able to present a worth while project beneficial in all respects to the student body. We commend the action of the International Club in bringing Miss Louise Gates of the Y.W.C.A. to Woodward. . Students who are members of more than one club are able to devote more time to the organizations. We feel that this decision will be advantageous to the clubs and appreciated more as time goes on. HITHER AND YON I'm strolling through the cor-I ridors. There's Bob Eiseman powdering his nose again and look at Dorothy Smolinski taking another rose to .Mr. Bevan. This looks bad! Notice the pretty waves Marvin Yewey has trained in his hair. Looks cute doesn't it? You should have seen Red Michalak peeking in the Tattler oflice trying to see if they were putting his picture in the paper. Pauline Grammer passes with her daily wad of gum in her mouth. Dame Fashion has in- vaded Woodward and picked out Vern Davidson as the manikin. I'm referring to his pleated trou- sers looks as if he's covering the holes in his shoes. That big strong man in Mr. Bevan's history class lifting 100 lbs. weights is Bill Reeves. There'sa reason. Is it a girl, Bill? Plenty said this time. Adios! One Year Ago Lightweights tie Scott 0-0. Spanish Club opens social season with dog roast. Eighty-two students enter new art classes. Scholarship is offered by Alumni association. . Vincent Stohm says, It is bet- ter to have loved a short girl than never to have loyed a tall. Freshmen are living up to their name by wearing green dresses and sweaters. QF SF 'I Dorothy Katz's bewildered ex- pression gives her away. WHO'S WHO Revealing t h e identity o f Fanny Miller, whose description was given in last week's Who's Who, w e continue o u r contest fo r th e identity of another lpopular senior. This time it's a brown haired, brown-eyed senior lad. Usually of serious demeanor, but posses- sing a sense of humor, he can speak Spanish quite Huently, having studied it f o r th r e e years. He has been a willing and able worker on many of the 1932 class committees and at present is a nominee for an important class office. The Pieuper Club claims him as one of their leading ofiicers and he is also a -member of the Spanish and Alchemist clubs. Wearing tan or brown quite often, it shouldn't be hard to identify him. Refer to n e X t week's Tattler for his identification. CLUB SCHEDULE Following is the club schedule for next week. R designates regu- lar meeting and C cabinet or pro- gram committee meeting. Tuesday Pica R 206 Engineering R 329 Friendship C 353 Fasces C 340 Wednesday A Art Klan R 335 Pieuper R 125 Girls' Ath. League R Aud. Quill and Dagger R 323 Le Circle Francais C 119, Commerce Club C 348 Library Ass. C 212 IFLASHESFROM FREINDSI Wittenberg College in Spring- field, Ohio, has a Toledo Club, which undertakes all T o l e d o- Wittenberg projects. The oflicers are Toledo students.--The Witt- enberg Torch, Springfield, Ohio. Richard- What's wrong, Les.? Lester---I got zero in math to- day. Richard--That's nothing. Lester---What's nothing? Richard-Zero. Waiter--Anything more sir, a little something sweet? Customer--Yes, you can bring me that girl over there with the big black hat.-South Hi Optic, Columbus, Ohio: l Students of North Hi School, who maintain all A's and B's throughout their high school course are given purple and gold pins to be kept permanently.-N. Hi School, Denver, Colo. Boys--Why We Study Havenit anything else to do Cusuallyl. Because we want to Koh yeahll Because we have to pass to get on teamsfmain reasonl.-High Life, Greensboro Hi, Greensboro, N. C. - at i The Michigan Quill and Scroll will be held at convention Central Hi, this year, with the Flint, Mich, chapter sponsoring the event.- Flint, Mich. Flint Arrow Head, e . u B -as or-. o RQTFE l Mr. Henry Apollo VanGorde1' was known as the Shiekiest Member of the Class of '23, Waite High School.. 1 . Bob Mitchell wonders who is going to be elected Freshman class president. We're all wondering if Walter fKnickersl Nieckarz's dog. Brownie, died. Walt wears his pants at half mast. ' Leonard Churski is worried. He wonders who belongs to the Hi- Y pin Dorothy Phillips is wearing. as X a a day keeps the doctor away, and a ripe tomatoe is more effective on ticket selliersgk W Say who is that good-looking blonde senior? asked the fresh- man boy pointing to Miss M. J. Doering. Even girls are seriously consid- ering the art of cheerleading. Maybe it's due to the person who teaches them. THE WOODWARD TA'ITLER NEWCASTLE NIGHT GAME POSTPONED Teams To Meet At Later Dateg Scott To Be Bears' Next Foe Due to a mix up in schedules, the Woodward -Newcastle game, originally scheduled for tonight has been postponed to the night of Oct. 16. This gives Woodward open dates on two successive Saturdays. Coach Bevan intends to use the two open weeks for practice and scrimmage sessions before the Bears begin their drive for the city crown. Woodward will play its second game of the year when they travel to the Scott sta- dium for an inter-city game with the West-Enders next Saturday. The postponement of the New- castle game takes up the only other open date and will force Woodward to play its entire schedule, with the exception of the St. John's game, on succes- sive weeks. Exchange Club Fetes Grid Men At Annual Luncheon Toledo Exchange club held its annual high school football lunch- eon at the Chamber of Commerce building Tuesday, September 29. Guests of honor were high school principals, head coaches and team captains of the city elevens. W o o d w a r d representatives were Mr. C. C. LaRue, Coach Rollie Bevan, and Teddy Kud- linski. Music was furnished by a selected band of high school players. Four members of the Wood- ward band, Clarence Fultz, Nor- man Laabs, Robert Glover, and John Eisenrich, represented this school. Woodward Represented In Faculty Bowling League The Schoolmaster's B o w li n g League will reopen their bowling season soon. Mr. Sprague,- Libbey, chairman has called a meeting for all teachers wishing to join. Mr. Clyde Van Tassel, Mr. J. Morhardt, Mr. O. M. Thompson, and Mr. L. Clark have expressed their desire to participate in the league's activities this year. A meeting will be held soon to discuss plans for the coming year, where bowlers will meet and when. As a climax to the bowling season a banquet will be held at the end of the season at which prizes are awarded. Dance To Be Held In Girls' Gymg Sponsored By Seniors Depression Drag will be held in the Girls' Gym, October 9, at 2:45. Single admission will be 7 cents--c o u p le 13 cents. Royal Woodwardites will furnish the music. Proceeds will be turned over to the Athletic Association. Committee in cha r g e of the dance are Julia Lubit, chairman, Henrietta Wielinski, D 0 r o t h y Phillips, and Virginia Boza. l BE R-c rm s if L e l f Woodward can boast of at least o n e championship t e a m---a n d that's in marbles. Morris Leibo- vitch and Charlie Yeager, fresh- men, and Louis Ziebar are all for- mer Toledo champions. The rest of the team can be made up of tired football players. U n a . Max Michalak is just dumb enough to want to know if night school is going to play night football. Q it 0 Of all positions on the Bear eleven, the one being hardest fought for is that of the b est dressed player. After Carl Kraft and Gil Harre led the race for weeks, Koko springs up with a haircut. Well, girls, here' s the time iyou've been waiting for. Max Michalak promised to take a hair- cut before the Scott game if some- one will loan him 25 cents. Sk lk 'lk ' Coach Bevan says it's a gift to know how to cook. Mr. Bevan al- ways cooks his own meals, and if you think he can't give any woman competition, find out for yourself by asking him to cook something for you. If Carl Kraft can play football as well as he can yodel, Wood- ward will have an all-city end. Li ghtweights Open Season Against Scott Here Today I Woodward's lightweight foot- l ball team will open its 1931 sched- ule when they meet Scott at Woodward field tonight. The Cubs last year played the West-Enders to a scoreless tie and hope to come out on top this year. Coach Benny Penchef has had to build an entire new eleven and has found considerable ma- terial. Practice sessions have been held every day since school opened and Penchef believes he has developed a team that can stack up well from the boys that tirst reported. The Woodward-Scott light- weight game date was not ver- ified until early this week. It was first thought the game would be played as preliminary to the var- sity battle between the two schools. Don't be deceived when you see a sport in a polo shirt,base- ball cap,golf knickers,and tennis shoes because the only sport he usually excels in is the punch board or slot machine. Mr. Lowry to George Barrow- Hurry up! Hurry up! . George--Aw Rome wasn't built in a day. Mr. Lowry-Yeah, but I wasn't foreman on that job. GIRLS', BOYS' GYM INSTRUCTORS PLAN HUGE INTRA-MURAL PROGRAM Three Hundred Students To Take Part In Sportg Hit Pin, Pass and Tap To Be rl Initial Games Woodward begins its 1931-32 intra-mural program Monday when light teams are scheduledto engageinfourpass-and-tap games at Wilson Park fields. The girls will inaugurate their first intra- mural program with a hit-pin baseball game the same afternoon. A year, by far the greatest ever at Woodward, was anticipated at a meeting of sixteen club andgfour class representatives in the HANHAM IN SECOND YEAR AS DIRECTOR Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, versatile assistant basketball coach, is entering his second year as physi- cal education instructor at Woodward. Under Mr. Hanham's direction, intra-mural athletics have grown to an extent where it reaches a greater percentage ofthe boys in the school. He became a member of the athletic staff last year, coming from the Newsboy's Association where he served as athletic director. Mr. Hanham is in charge of the intra-mural program again this year. Sixty Report For Opening Of Tumbling Season Here Sixty boys reported to Homer Hanham's call for tumblers at their first meeting of the year last Tuesday. Tumbling has been developed at Woodward in the past two years. Last season a tumbling team of about eight boys gave exhibitions between halves at bastketball games and at several mass meetings. Because of the large turnout this year three squads, a midget, junior, and senior team, may be formed. Besides the work on the mat, tumbling on the parallel bars and the horse will be taught. Tumbling classes will be held conference hours on Tuesdays and Wednesdays of every week. For upholding the reputation of his famous family, Red Wexler was dismissed from Mr. Bevan's history class. He was prosecuted for having comic 1 tendencies. boys' gym last Monday. The pro- gram will be under the direction of Homer Hanham, who is work- ing towards a goal of having every boy possible in the school engage in some form of intra- mural athletics. Twoo Leagues Necessary The addition of four new teams to the twelve entered last year makes it necessary to form two leagues so that the schedules can be run off easier. These four new teams are the Fasces club, the newly organized Quill and Dag- ger society, a second Commerce club entry, and an independent team, the Polish Knights, en- tered by Joe Bowers. Drawings held Monday have placed the following teams, in the following leagues. American National Pica Club Machine Shop Auto Mechanics Senior Hi-Y Aviation Soc. French Club Peiuper Club Pencil Pushers Junior Hi-Y Commerce II Commerce 1 Planers Polish Knights Elect. Wizards Fasces Club Quill Sz Dagger Same Point System There will be a different draw- ing at the end of each tourna-' ment so that the same teams will not be playing each other all through the year. The same point system will be used. Each team will be given points if they enter and play the entire tourna- ment. The winn ers of each league will meet to determine- first and second places while the runners- up will meet to decide third and fourth. These four high teams will be given extra points. There will be no changes in the intra- class league. s The same events engaged in last year will be run off again this year with the addition of shuffle-board. Jim Folas is head- manager and will pick his own assistants. Seven Girls' Teams Seven teams have signed up so far in the girls' league. There are the Peri's the French, Span- ish, and the Friendship clubs, the Junior and Senior classes, and an independent team called the Sky-rockets. Four fall sports, hit-pin baseball, speed ball, ten- nis, and archery have been sched- uled. A point system, identical with that of the boys, will be used Miss McClure and Miss Cornwell, girls' gym instructors, will be in charge of the league. The games will be refereed'by members ofthe leaders class. ,fa-sv Q ' - -Q' THE WOODWARD TATTLER STUDENTS BRING IN ? '34' - FRIENDSHIP CLUBS ,VACATION FORESEEN DISPLAY MATERIAL ,:, Ulldel' The Tattler TO MEET NEXT WEEK BY TATTLER WRITERS Mr. Van Tassel's Commerce And Industry Classes Are Featured Commerce and lndustry classes with the help of Mr. Van Tassel will contribute materials for the Tattler Display case next week. , Students brought in the ma- terial while studying various states and countries. Morjorie Devlin, Christine Kraemer, Aud- rey Pfeiifer, Marion Kerwin, and Jeanette Woodbury are taking care of the articles from various classes. . All material gathered will be used in making a product map forthe display. Every state and its principal cities will be repre- sented. Small bales o f cotton and minature oil wells are some of the things beingused. Most of the material will be con- nected with agriculture, but s ev e ral articles will illustrate manufacturing. New Instructor Added To Mathematics Department Mr. James A. Pollock has been added to the Woodward faculty. He is in the science department, succeeding Mr. Van Gorder, who has been transferred to the mathematics department. Mr. Pollock, a graduate of Ohio State University, has taken work at the University of Chicago and during the summer months has been doing graduate work at Ohio State University. Several of the Woodward fac- ulty are numbered among his former Waite students. They are Mr. Materney, Mr. Grodi, Mr. Van Gorder, Miss Sivers, Miss Ward and Miss McClure. P. T. A. To Be Entertained By School Of Expression First meeting of the Parent Teacher's Association will be held October 21 in the Wood- ward High School anditorium. Graham School of Expression will furnish the entertainment. The next executive committee meeting will be at the home of Mr. W. Reinbolt on October 7. At the last meeting of the exe- cutive board of this organization, it was suggested that each class of Woodward present a program at a regular P. T. A. meeting. 1 All students driving to school are requested to be careful and protect the smaller children. 'Graduates Return For More 'Some of the former students of Woodward who are taking post aduate courses are Frank Molik, Henry J. Mackowiak, Edna Scott, Hazel Abernathy, Melba Bowers and Chester Zawlocki. Donald Smith a former gradu- ate of Scott High is also enrolled in. a post graduate course here. g Torch Light 7?-QvvhvvQv4v'2v'4w'4v'i'-Q-'ot-whvhfki Mr. Clyde Van Tassel Tattler Torch Light again floods the rooms and corridors of Wood- ward High School selecting as its subject Mr. Clyde Van Tassel, instructor in the commercial department. He received part of his college training at Bowling Green Normal and is now working for a degree at Ohio State. Before coming to Woodward he was principal of a junior high in Napoleon. He won a letter for baseball in both college and high school. Among his prized possessions is a Phi Kappa Delta pin which signifies membership in the National Honorary Debating Society. Mr. Van Tassel attended the N.E.A. convention this summer in Los Angeles. His chief hobbies are golfing and bowling. He was the highest individual scorer in the Schoolmaster's B o w l i n g Le agu e last year and also a member of the winning team. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS October5-lntra-mural sports October Ss-Junior and Senior elections October 9-Depression Drag 12:30 girls gyml October 10-Scott-Woodward game QScottJ Time Systems Diifer In All Toledo High Schools Time systems of Toledo high schools vary in regard to length of class periods and lunch periods. Waite has periods of forty-five minutes each with three twenty five minute lunch hours. School is dismissed at 2:10. Scott High als0 has forty-five minute classes with one lunch period of forty- five minutes. Classes are dismiss- ed at 2:30. Libbey has the same schedule as Scott with the exception of the lunch hour. Libbey has thirty minutes. Devilbiss has six hours of sixty minutes and three twenty-five minutes lunch periods. The pupils must remain in school until 3:00. Grover Green and Norman Kinker have finally decided to let the rest of lads make applic- ation to them for the secret of their beautiful wavy hair.. Such generosity must be appreciated. Setting-up Conference To Be Held In Y. W. C. A. Friday, October 9 Setting-up Conference of the Friendship Clubs of Toledo will be held Friday, October .9th at the Young Women's Christian Association building. The con- ference will open at four o'clock with devotionals led by Miss Louise Gates. Miss Marjorie Rank, Girl Reserve secretary, will lead the discussion What Clubs Can Do and How to Do lt. A short recreation period will follow the supper, which will be served after discussion. Dorothy Stitzer, oHicer in the Scott Friendship Club will be chairman of the business meet- ing held at 7 p. m. Election of oflicers of the inter-club council will take place at this time. Woodward High School will be represented by cabinet members of the club. DEADLINE FLASHES An attempt to organize a chap- ter of the Peiuper Club at Scott High School is being made un- der the leadership of Abe Okun, former Woodward student. Our diminutive Kate Smith, vice-president of the Glee Club, dosen't exactly remind us of the 300 pound radio entertainer. Ray Grabelski, former football captain, and Abe Yourist, tackle '24 '25 '26 '27, are helping Bevan work out the varsity squad, while Frank Molik is assisting Penchef with his seventy lightweights. Waite High Sbhdol has adopt- ed the twenty-five cent student ticket standard. . Mr.Dunsmore's American Gov ernment and Problems Class will be in charge of the senior elections. I il i Clarence Fultz, Woodwardite saxophonist, is commercialising on his musical ability. W ll! 'K Morton Milstein showed his loyalty to Woodward by selling tickets at Scott High School for the Woodward St. John's game. Morton began school at Scott this semester but now is trans- ferred to Woodward. Grasshoppers, Crabs, Toads, Collected By Biology Class Miss Grace Cronk has started her annual menagerie. A' nearby neighbor was kind enough to bring in two little silver mice. Along the window is a variety of grasshoppers, crabs, turtles and toads. A large banana spider was brought in by Miss Doering. It was found in a bunch of bananas by her uncle. Northwestern Ohio Teachers Association Meeting Frees Students O for- a day in which to dream, A day to bear our thoughts away From the printed page to the sun's bright beam. i O for just one holiday. 0 O c t o b e r--12 Columbus day-- Woodward owes Chris and Isabel a vote of thanks. O c t o b e r 30-Northwestern Ohio ,Teacher's Meeting- Meet ing comes to order. We should worry, we're gonna sleep. November 11--Armistice Day- Central won't think so. November 27-28 Thanksgiving --No hamburg and potatoe lunch today--Poultry, potatoes, pump- kin, pudding, pie, and, alas, Pills. Incidently--Poor Libbey. December 24--January 4--- Christmas v a c ti o n--relatives--- clothes-that friendly feeling to- ward little brother--presents- and then to bed--Gee, but it's great to be alive. --New Years--a New Year's party-the girl from Cleveland-the midnight show-- tuna sandwich and coffee--the drive home-and still four days before school starts. February 12-Linco1n's birth- day-Poor Abe, He freed more than just the slaves. February 22-W a s hi n g t o n's birthday-All we great men are born in February. March 21-28--Spring vacation--- to say nothing of Easter clothes and more relatives or perhaps a trip to Chicago. May 30-How can we enjoy our- selves with exams two weeks off. Faculty, Students Guests At Friendship Club Mixer Women faculty members and girls of Woodward were guests of the Friendship club a t the Annual Girls' Mixer held Wed- nes day, September 30, after school in the girls' gym. Sofa Pillio a skit was enacted by Alberta Teall, Henrietta Wio- trowski, D o r o t h y Smolinski, Esther Jakcsy, and D oro th y Born. Harvella and A n g e la Bracy, Harriet Maier, Alice Per- due, and Marguerite Higgins en- tertained with acrobatic, tap dancing, and tumbling. Music for dancing was fur- nished by the Royal Woodwar- dites under the direction of Mr. L. C. Clark. Members of the cabinet formed the committee for arrangements Miss Ida Nelson is advisor of the Friendship club. David Odesky must have felt pretty low lying on the floor dur- ing the holdup of a downtown store in which the is employed. Sorry, Philip Olsen, but the Tattler isn't allowed to rent space for the purpose of adver- tising song sheets. - f-3-K--:gan-A-.-rupees fm- .-fsskawgqfg--,.,.s. .qw -T.-nys-..1,,, X .. ,,r ,p, , .. ... ,-L. ,, . ...xt . OODW - Constantly, Consistently Constructz Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, October 9, 1931 n No, 4 ' DEPRESSION DRAG HELD AFTER SCHOOL Rainbow Colors, Novel Prices Attract Students To Gay Frolic Depression Drag, a dance given by four senior girls, will be held today after school from 2:45 to 4:45 in the girls' gym. The Royal Woodwardites will furnish the music. All proceeds will be turned over to the Athletic As- sociation. jg j Significant ofithe name will be the admissioncharge. True de- pression prices -will exist--7c for asingle person-136: a couple. A record crowdis expected as the result. By no means will the decora- tions be depressing in nature. Rainbow colors will brighten the surroundings and faces of all attending the dance. Guests of honor will be Mr.R. Lowry, Mr. V. Alberstett, Miss L. Tippett, Mrs. McManamon, and Mr. C. M. Meek. All members of the faculty are invited to attend. Mr. Philo Dunsmore and Miss Amie Miller are. sponsoring the affair. All arrangments for the dance are in charge of Henriette Wielinski, Julia ubit, Dorothy Phillips, and Virginia Boza. , Get Aquainted Party Held For New Sophomore Girls For the purpose of getting ac- quainted, a party was held for the sophomore girls who did not at' tend Woodward last year, in the girls' gym Wednesday, October 7, after school. Games were played and re- freshments served. Thirty-two quarts of ice cream were donated by Mr. Henry Page. Miss Cronk, sophomore super- visor,took charge of the arrange- ments. Sixty-Four Work Permits Issued To Students Here Thus far only sixty-four Work permits have been issued to students at Woodward. Seven have been given out to girls. The work permits enable .those who have eighth hour free to leave the school at 1:45. Several students have both seventh and eighth hours free and may leave school at one o'clock. Mr. Dunsmore has charge of working permits. Art Class Make Posters Students of the advanced art classes taught by Miss June Anderson, in t e r e s t e d in com- mercial art have made posters advertising the Tattler. The plans for thelflayout follow Greekde-' INTERNATIONAL CLUB FILLS TREASURE BOX School Supplies, Articles For Home Use To Be Sent To Porto Rico Committee On World Friend- ship instituted by Commission of Justice and Good Will in New York has asked all International Clubs of United States to fill a Treasure Chest for children of Porto Rico. Woodward Internatonal Club has already recieved their chest. They hope to fill it with small articles used in school an d around the home by every boy and girl before October 31. Last year 2800 c h e s t s were sent to the Philippine Islands. A special program was authorized by the Departnent of Education on December 19 for the distri- bution ofthe chests to children of the Island. It is hoped by the club that the chests to Porto Rico will be enjoyed and spread the message of American Friendship as did those sent to Philippine Islands Three Scholarships To Be Offered To Woodwardites Alumni association, the Ameri- can association of University Wo- men, and Oberlin College will award scholarship this year. There are numerous ways in which scholarship may be won. High standing in academic work, special talent, leadership, or out- standing character do much to aid one in winning the honor. The award may be a free tui- tion, a loan of money with or without interest, or it may be a gift of money. 1 Dolores Overmyer, a graduate of last year, was awarded the 1931 scholarship of the Alumni Association. Team Travels Across Ohio On Tripg See Chaney Work Twenty-two players and the athletic staff left Toledo at seven o'clock on an 8 hour bus trip to Erie, Pa., for a night game. At Cleveland the boys passed Shaw High school where Libbey played last Saturday. After stopping for lunch at Ashtabula, they traveled straight to the East high stadium where they witnessed a football game be- tween Chaney and East Central. The Reed Hotel, largest in Erie, Pa. housed the team. Due to the discovery of America by Christopher Col- fuiribus, there will be no school 9 9185- s ' r I.. TKT' 1 ..v W .QA .ve-U . .1 1 I POPULAR ssilrioiivn wfiunlionsfliwdiismu ELECTED 'PRESIDENT ' Paul Boardman Paul Boardman, recently elec- ted president ofthe senior class, partially attributes his populari- I I ty to his ability as an entertainer I at mass meetings. Paul is president of the Glee club and a member of the Quill and Dagger, Fasces and Alche- mist societies. PEP MEETING HELD FOR SCOTT BATTLE A very enthusiastic pep meet- ing was held Thursday, during confernce hour to arouse the in- terest of the student body for the Scott-Woodward game. The mass meeting was sponsored by junior and senior girls. Rose Mary Wietrzykowski was mistress of ceremonies, in trod uc- ing Mr. C.C.La Rue,Coach Bevan, and Mr. Lowry as speakers. A specialty tap dance was given by our peppy Eunice Mc Con- oughy. The junior and senior girls led by Gertrude Blumenfield sang the school songs. Bozman Elected President Of Band For Current Year Lewis Bozman was elected to succeed Elvin Kummero as pres- ident of the Woodward band this year. Lewis plays the cornet, and this is the fourth year he .has been playing it for Woodward. Other ofiicers elected were Clarence Fultz vice-president, Ann Essak secretary and treas- urer, Robert Eiseman, business manager, Norma Burmeister publicity manager, Brenton Lydey, librarian. Mr. G. V. Sutphen, director of the band said that if they receive sufiicient uniforms, they will parade from Woodward to Scott, at the game tomorrow. , ' SELECT OFFICERS Boardman, DeShetler To Lead Classes For Current g School Year In what may be called the' most exciting election in the history of the classes, Paul Board- man and Clyde DeShetler were chosen presidents of the seniors and juniors, respectively. The marginal vote was decisive .and proved these boys to be the two- thirds choice of their classmates. Paul Boardman is the only student who has ever held both upperclass presidencies. Harold Harris and Miles Booth were defeated presidential candidates. Dorothy Born, former sec- retary of the Junior class was elected senior vice--president, while Lillian Sheon, also an of- ficer of last year's class, was chosen secretary over Julia Lubit by a margin of four vptes. Treas- urer's office Went to 'Brian Mc- Knight, and Eileen Ward was elected reporter. Closest race of the election was for the vice-presidency where a two vote majority over Esther J akcsy gave the position to Anne Essak. Other newly elected ofli- cers of the Junior group ar e Margaret Grebe, treasurer, Arla Grodi, secretary, and Ray Crouse, reporter. Students are to be commended on their spirit during the cam- paign and election. Miss A. Miller and Mr. P. Dunsmore, junior and senior class supervisors, and stu- dents from the social problems classes were in charge of the election. French Club To Hold Initiation October 16 French Club will hold its initi- ation at the Ottawa Park Shelter house October 16,at five o' clock Thirty five invitations have been sent out . Only those who have taken French for more than one semester and have main- tained a grade of AJ or B are in- vited to join. After initiation, W h i c h will take place in school and at the park, a roast will be held. Thirty initiates will be entertained with games and dancing. Lillian Shoen is chairman of the committee making arrange- ments. . To Hold Joint Dog Roast Friendship Club and Hi-Y Club will hold a weiner roast at Fort Meigs October 10. Phyllis Netz and Fred Slawski,the clubrepre- sentatives, are making the ar- rangements. r-. -as--sri---L .- THE WOODWARD TATTLER -' ATHE WOODWARD TATTLER . Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ,,,.- Thx ' A9 LLVQ- Newspaper R:L:g:-: ?:2lx Member offnssou ' ' TATTLER STAFF V News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ....... ...................... R uth Dorf Display ............,... ................ A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ........................,... Richard Pearce - S - Julia Lubit Typlsts ................ 2 Gertrude Staff Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery I 1 1 lm ef 5 nnvn f I - J' ' X Cooperation of students in the Tattler's subcription campaign is significant of the school spirt which prevails here. Noticeable is the fact that among the cam- paigners five are new students. With this showing of loyalty for encouragement, more zest can be put into Tattler campaigns. This is your school paper, written by the students, printed by them and should be read by them. Polar Bear believes that the form she displayed in the first football game entitles her to a screen test. as t Four upper classmen, who take pride on their scholastic enter- prises, were of no little annoy- ance to other listeners during an interesting lecture given in the auditorium recently. The Art Klan's posters for Tat- tler advertisement, show what rapid progress this new depart-, ment has made. If the other de- 1 partments make such a rapidl stride, Woodward will leave a smoke screen for the other high schools to follow. An athlete and a scholar is a rare combination but then Carl Joseph is different. The perfect man! Jame Moll's charming smile, Joe Stein's eyes, Richard Eckert's build, George Assali-s hair and William Kingls swagger. ' Cover Scott's stadium with blue and white tomorrow. INTRA-MURAL PROGRAM INCREASED N INTRA-MURAL sports schedule for both boys and girls was put into efect this week at Woodward. Boys' gym is putting forth school enrolled in some event. an effort to get every boy in Since every boy is interested in at least one sport, the inter- mural activities include practically all athletics. Last year, out of an enrollment of 800 boys, 500 were engaged in some form of inter- mural athletics. For the first time iu the history of Toledo high schools, a girls inter-mural program is being offered at one of the schools. Wood- ward already has 200 girls organized into teams for hit-pin base- ball, the first sport to be given for the fall season. This is a big step toward the final goal of having every student in school enrolled in some form of athletics. No longer can any- one truthfully make the statement that athletics in high schools are only for the eleven men of the football team. LETTER OF SPIRIT RECEIVED HE long arm of the Spirit of Woodward reaches far. Eddie Glowczewski, that inspiring cheerleader of class '27 now go- ing to school in St. Louis, writes to Mr. Lowry. This year, of all years, should be marked with the biggest fighting spirit that Woodward has ever shown. As long as I had been with Woodward, I wished that every time that I was called on that I could arise to the occasion and back the teams and enter- prises with my cheers and help to the Hnish---even though the oppo- nents had the advantage ofthe score. There is abigger satisfaction in taking a beating standing up than anything on earth. You can then say that I took it, and in return gave my best. Team and students, pull together, you are all one team. Cheer and fight to the finish. Your friend, Eddie Glowczewski Will we cheer, Eddie? O, Boy! You'll hear us in St. Louis. AUTUMN DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN UTUMN--Once again poets spring up from nowhere as if to catch the sap flowing in the tree. They write of the last leaf, the falling leaf, the coloring leaf, the mild wind, the cold driving wind--but Woodward beautiful than leaves and wind. neighbors see something more They see hatless and coatless groups of growing Americans flocking towards the same destination of learning. They see young man and womanhood in various mood --running, walking, laughing, thinking, speaking, argueing, joking. They see future lawyers, doc- tors, writers, engineers, nurses, and teachers. . Such sight is indeed inspiring and leaves one with the reali- zation that America's future is safe. HITHER AND YON Rushing to and fro for no reason at all---other than getting bits of gossip for this column. See Bernie Bellman, Scott high school, drive up in front of Wood- ward to wait for someone--I wonder who--J oe Stein hurrying thru the halls like the school's on fire--- Who'll sing my song , wails Milton Zimmerman--And the fac- ulty, Oh--Mr. Sheline strolling slowly up to his room five min- utes after the sixth hour bell rings--Mr. Bevan talking to Mr. Van Tassel and flinging cracks at passing f 0 o t b a ll players--Mr. Lowry travelling with murder in his eye---but a smile for every senior girl--Well, have to save something for next week--G'bye. p One Year Ago s Woodward downed by Scott 13-0 Lightweights lose to Libbey 6-0 French and Latin clubs hold initiations Petitions for .S o p h o m o r e' class taken out. WHO'S WHO Our brown haired Senior lad was no other than the one and only H a ro l d Harris. This week this column is occupied by a dark brunette whose luminous black flashing eyes speak volumes in a glance. Not only of medium height, and black hair he p o s s es s e s also a charming smile which may be his fortune some day. Who knows? Dividing his time between the A l c h e m i s t, Pieuper, and Span- ish clubs he devotes much time to the latter as he holds an im- portant office in it. 'A cynical attitude clothes a sensitive soul' is one of his fa- vorite stateme nts which he applies. He is an amateur actor having appeared in last year's Spanish club play and shows tal- ent in that direction. Refer to next week's Tattler for correct answer. It's a toss-up whether Philip Moore goes to the Scott-Wood- ward game or listens to the Northwestern-Notre Dame clash, If he has what to toss-up he'll go to the former. lFLASHESFR0lVl FREINDSI There is a general increase in the number of students taking foreign languages this year- in Stockton High School. In 1930 the total number enrolled in the foreign language department was 1152 while this year it has increased to 1278. The languages taught are French, G e r rn a n, Italian, Latin, and Spanish.-- Guard and Tackle, Stockton Hi, Stockton, California. - Mary--Bill, can you tell me what a hypocrite is? Bill--A hypocrite is a boy who comes to school with a smile on his face--East Hi Spotlight, East Hi. Denver, Colorado. - The Forestry Club of Technical High, is preparing for a trip to Moon Lake game refuge. The boys will inspect the 8,000 ever- green trees which were planted by the Club in the spring of 1930. The Club has charge of a 5,000 acre game refuge for the state. This spring, 14,000 pheasants, 200 quail, and 300 mallard ducks were hatched and shipped to every city in In diana.--The Crafts- man Tech Hi, Mlilwaukee, Wis. Someone has said that Gand- hi's wardrode puts him in an im- pregnable position at the London Conference. Nobody can whip the pants off him, nor can he lose his shirt.-Scott Thistle, Scott Hi, Toledo, Ohiog it ' Sixteen states besides Iowa are represented by students going to Central Hi, this fall. They are Minnesota, South Dakota, Neb- raska, C o l o r a d 0, New York, California, Illinois, Wisconsin, Kentucky, Texas, Missouri, and Pennsylvania. Central Hi Record, Sioux City, Iowa. , U B ' X gilt 0 R N E ...,. . Thereisn'tmuch d ifferenc e between a block of wood and the Prince of Wales. Both have good chances to become a ruler. S IK i Some say that vacation builds you up physically, but how it tears you down financially. The ingenious Mr. Thomae says he will soon be worth a mil- lion dollars-and we feel he's just- ified in counting unhatched eggs. He has just perfected a typewrit- er extraordinaire. When youidon't know how to spell a word you hit the key and it makes a blur that might be Ne or a or any- thing else. W sg W 'According to Mr. Lowry the Brumari Islanders ,never kiss each other. Judging .from -the photographs, we donft-5-believe them. u 1 THE WOODWARD TATTLERN wooDwARn BEATENE , BY ERIE EAST HIGH Polar Bears Travel 140 Miles To Meet Penn State Champions Woodward gridders took a surprise trip to Erie, Pa. last Saturday and received a 46-0 set- back at the hands of the East High eleven of that city. Over 8,000 fans turned out as Wood- ward engaged in its first night game of the year. With the first string team in the lineup, the Bears started an offensive drive and -advanced to the 2 0 yard line b e fo r e. they stopped. A punting duel between Kudlinski and Blossey occupied most of the playing time in the first quarter as both teams were held scoreless. A Second String Team In In order to save the regulars for the game with Scott, Bevan inserted his second string team at the start of the second quarter. Led by Crotty, who scored twice, the locals p u s h e d over three touchdowns to take a 21-0 lead at half time. East could not be stopped in the third period as they continued t h e i r marches down the field and scored three other counters to bring the score to 40--0 at the start of the fourth quarter. The Bears tightened in this period and held their opponents to a single touchdown. Wood- ward made its biggest single gain in the last quarter when Koko- cinski passed to Reichlin for 20 yards. Kokocinski Goes Well Kokocinski, the only regular to play the entire game, starred on the offense for the Bears. Crotty and Lawrence starred in the Erie attack. E r i e E a s t were champions of Pennsylvania last year and runners-up before. Tattler Correspondents Follow Athletic Teams Woodward Tattler representa- tives will cover all athletic games played away from Toledo. This is possible through the cooperation of the .Athletic Association and the Tattler staff. Milton Zimmerman, make-up editor, will cover all the football games and William Rosenberg, sports editor, will cover all basketball games. Dark Secrets Unearthed On Trip To Erie Mr. Bevan asked Gil Harre the meaning of a kiss and Gil said it means nothing sdivided by two. ! Q Joe Friedman refused to eat ham until Art Smith christened it to make it Kosher. - Q it i Russel Menne uses two towels to wipe his facexaftser washing. Ted Kudlinski asked a waitress in Erie, Pa., if she knows her onions. Result--Teddv's eye is swollen. . l BE R rms X A 5 suaossrst Joe Szelagowski, guard on the Bear's line, is himself a former football coach. His team,the Hud- son Aces, went through the en- tire last season without a defeat. Joe, although he plays a line po- sition, played at halfback and was their best gxroirnd gainer. Bill Reeves, substitute end from Waite, is the son of a preacher. The Woodward eleven is repre - sented by ten entirely different nationalities: Polish, G e r m a n, Irish, Jewish, Syrian, French, Negro, English, Dutch, and Rus- sian. ll it Q Coach R01 Bevan saves the Athletic A sociaiton a lot of money in the way of doctor bills. He stays home at night in order to care for the bruises and inju- ries of the playeirs. If Q Baseball and football mixed during the world series, when a radio was installed on the field by the electrical shop so that the football squad could listen to the broadcast of the games during-Id actice. iF ii- if Milt Zimmerman has gotten into so many games via charity that he intends running for presi- dent of the senior class on a complimentary ticket. BEAR CUBS DROP FIRST ENCOUNTER Woodward lightweights lost their opening game of the year by dropping a 14-0 decision to Scott lightweights in a slow game on Woodward field last Friday. Fumbles hurt the Polar Cubs' chances to score. In the second quarter a Woodward fumble re- coverd by Scott started a march down the field that ended when Morris took the ball over for the initial score. Mathews scored the second touchdown in the final period. No long runs were registered by either team. In-the last quar- :ter Woodward attempted a pass- ing attack in order to sco.e but no passes were completed. Gaines punted well for the Cubs. Grid Squad Determined To Win Over Scott Tomorrow Beat Scott! This motto of Coach Bevan to his players has put a peppy atmosphere on the field during practices this week. As a further demonstration of their determination t o defeat Scott, Frank Letke, Max Michalak, Ted Kudlinski have sworn eloquent oaths that in case they don't come home with Scott's scalp long How- ing beards will be grown on their manly chins a n d will not be scraped off until after the Libbey game. ' i I i 1 u i l u POLAR BEARS TRAVEL TO SCOTT FIELD FOR ANNUAL GRID BATTLE Bevan's Warriors Anxious To Avenge Defeats Of Former Yearsg Capacity Crowd Is Expected TX -It I A .pw kwin, 'lt -3 iq-:r,+,i..i,, wilt xv mtg-E W' iii! uillmi UM' Woodward's Polar Bears continue their drive for the city football crown when they meet Scott at the West Ender's field tomorrow. A victory for the Bears will give them the lead in the championship race and place them as one of the leading contenders for the city crown. Woodward will be out for something more 'M ', than revenge for last year's defeat. In eight : years of competion, a Woodward team has never won over a Scott team on the gridiron, while the difference in scores range from six to forty-seven points. The Bears will be fighting to shake 05 the IMPORTANT COG ON f WOODWARD'S LINE Katafiasz Frank Katafiasz has won him- self aberth as irst string end on VVoodward's ' 1931 grid team. Frank last year was utility man, playing fullback, end, center and tackle at different times during the year. Frank, this year, is one of the stars of the Bears line. He has stopped many plays around his position and has shown well as interference besides being at the receiving end of many passes. He also has been kicking off for VVoodward this year. Frank is a Junior and has an- other year of play for Woodward. Pass and Tap, Hit-Pin Game Opens Intra-mural Season Intra-muralseason opened Monday with the boys engaging in three pass and tap games and the girls in four hit-pin baseball contests. In the boys' American league the Auto Mechanics triumphed over the Aviation Society 12-O, while the Polish Knights nosed out the Commerce No. 1, 6-0. In the only contest in the National league the Electricals had little trouble winning from the C o m - merce No.2 by a score of 24-0. In the girl's league the Pericle- ans defeated the Shooting Stars 22-8, the Inter-Circle won over the Spanish Club, 35-19, the Light- nings swamped the Latin Club 59-65 while the Friendship Club defeated the Brownies in the best game of the day, 26-25. Veight year Jinx and establish history tomorrow. Team Light But Fast Coach Bevan has a lighter but faster squad to send a g a i n st Aiken's men. Kokocinski will call signals at quarterback and Captain Ted Kudlinski will work with either Friedman or Szcze- panik at halves. DeShetler at full will round out a fast and de- ceptive backiield. Kraft and Katafiaz are at the end positions with Harre and Letke at tackles. Szelagowski and Stein, both new members this year, are working at guards while Michalak has been moved from guard to center. This com- bination has given Bevan a fast and powerful line. Bevan has plenty of reserve strength to insert in the back- field or line if necessary. Scott Is Undefeated Scott has started twice this year and has won over both op- ponents by big scores. Injuries have taken away three first string ends, Jackson, Carlson, and Sou- thard, while their fullback, Par- quet, is out of the game for the entire season. Coach Aiken has built his team around Florence, veteran quar- terback. Burkhart and Rozinski, former Woodward quarterback, at halves, and Chambers at full round out the rest of the Scotters backfield. . The West-Enders line will at- tempt to keep their goal line from being crossed by Woodward backfield men. In their two games this year, Scott has not been scored upon and the line has been greatly responsible for this clean slate. 0 Buy A School Color Colors will be sold all day to- day in front of Room 216 by the the Friendship Club to raise stu- dent spirit for the Woodward- Scott football game to be held tomorrow. Armbands will be ten cents and canes sell for five cents. By a color and boost your school team. Red Harre is aspiring for the postion of the tallest student left vacant by Harry Czubeck. 1 Think he'll get it? - 1 -1- .wiv .4 , - - -.---1,44-f,, -vw A--. ...Riva - wi., . ...,,,. -...gag L THE wooDwARn TA'1:I'LER .. ALUMNI ASSOCIATION TO SPONSOR DANCE Autumn Frolic Proceeds To Go To Alumni Scholarship Fund An Autumn dance will be spon- sored by the Woodward Alumni Association next Wednesday, October 14, from 8:30 to 11:30, at the Ottawa Park Shelter House. Autumn decorations will be used to provide an atmosphere coinciding with the fall season. A five piece orchestra will play for the dancing and outside enter- tainment will be provided. ' Tickets are fifteen cents single and twenty five cents for a couple. They may be secured from ,Phyllis Netz or any alumni mem- er. Ruth Pfund is chairman of the c o m in i tt e e making arrange- ments. Proceeds from the dance will be turned over to the Alumni Scholarship fund. The organiza- tion is planning to hold several dances of this kind to finance the annual scholarship offered to a Woodward s e n i o r every year. .i. DEADLINE FLASHES Despite the hot political rivalry between Harold Harris and Paul Boardman, former candidates for senior class presidency, the boys are on good terms and are labor- atory partners in Mr. R. Sheline's physics class. Clyde De Shelter and Miles Booth also seem to be on good terms. ' Bob Markee led the Waite band down the field at the Waite Central game--and did he step-- After all there was a free game in it. Mr. LaRue has sent a letter recommending the oreranization of a Peiuper club to Scott High School. g Q . The electrical shop, just having received its radio license, is working with an experimental station. A regular station set up on a panel will ,be izonstructd soon. The English book Adventures in American Liturature seems to be the most interesting text. Elementary Latin has the best pictures, while the brown Plain Geometry is awarded the prize for the best looking cover. Incidently, the shade of green used on the typing book cover is pleasing to the eye. Woodward Orchestra Elects Woodward orchestra held their election on Wednesday. Officers are Frank Wodarczk, president, Norman Laabs, vice-president, secretary, Bertha Bustowg treas- urer Leorra Jacobs, business manager, Philip Abrams, libra- rians, Audrey Pfeiffer, Ed Cycles, and Brenton Lydey. x X'7 '3 V '9 'NT '-V '9 S 'S '3 'V '4'A4 3 'Under The Tamer ,? Torch Light 4, Pfdvdvvbvvi-dvd-fvbfvbdifvhfvhfdvk l Miss Edna McLaughin This week the Tattler Torch light is halted by the charming smile of Miss Edna McLaughin, h e a d of the history department. Coupled with her charming smile is her courtesy, both tending to make her one of the most popu- lar faculty members at Wood- ward. Knox University and the Uni- versity of Chicago claim Miss McLaughlin as a student. She is very well versed in the French language. Her favorite hobby is driving her Ford sedan. She has m ade many trips to Kentucky in it. Friends of Miss McLaughlin wiil vouch for the fact that she is an excellent cook. 1 1 l FIRST AID DISPLAY . IN TATTLER CASE Rolled, Four Tail, Triangular, Bandages On Exhibition Next Week Miss Coy and her home nurs- ing classes will show several ways in using first aid in the Tattler- Display case next week. Sketches illustrating the uses of three different types of band- ages, rolled, four tails, and tri- angulars were made by Helen Sautter and Lillian Sells. Medicine and the uses were prepared by Arla Grodi, and Katherine Smith. The classes have just finished studying first aid so they could assist with the work of the school nurse. Only junior and senior girls are allowed to take this course. Students To Participate In Oberlin College Activities Lucille Baranowski, Tessie Krzyminski, and Rose Mary Wietrzykowski will accompany Mr. and Mrs. Alberstett to Ober- lin college tomorrow to partici- pate in the High School Day ac- tivities. Others going are Mollie Cane, Dorothy Webb, Walter Neicharz, and Leo Zychowitz. FORMER SCOTT TILTS UNEARTHED HE TATTLER gossip-seeker walks cautiously through the hall, peeking around corners, into doorways, looking back over his shoulder. Suddenly a dark form leaps upon him from the doorway. I've been looking for you. It's Jim Nazium, who during his eight freshman years caused more trouble than the eighteenth amendment. So help me. What do you want now? shakes the helpless reporter. Here Jim seats himself firmly on the man's stomach, plants his feet on the poors boy's chin and begins. live been at Woodward eight years, man and boy and haven't missed a game with Scott. Now I remember in 1924- Z-z-z-z-, the gossip seeker falls off into a deep sleep, but Jim goes on undaunted: 1924--Scott-19 Woodward-13. In the first half the Scottonians crossed our line three times totaling nineteen points, but the second half, did we come back? Oh, boy--we recovered a fumble on the forty yard line and ole Sammy Rogalsky went around end for twenty yards. Then Freddy Walls plunged through center for the remaining four yards for seven points. Then in the 4th quarter Sammy got the ball on our twenty-five yard line and went seventy-five yards down the field for the touch- down and six points. 1925---Scott-6 Woodward-0. With the score 6-0 in the Scotters' favor, Sam Rogalsky gets the ball on the ten yard stripe and goes over for what we thought was a touchdown. Wow, did we yell-but ole man jinks slapped us down. Sam had stepped outside on his trip and the ball was called back--Well, we gave 'em a scare any- how. . 1926--Scott-10 Woodward-0. We had a bum season. A touch- down and two safeties finished us with Scott. 1927-Scott-19 Woodward-0. Yeh, we outplayed them in the first half, but the breaks beat us. 1928-Scott.47 Woodward-0. Our first year at the new school and we had a brand new team. 1929---Scott-46 Woodward--0. Coach Bevan came to Wood- ward and it took some time for his system to click. 1930-Scott--13 Woodward-0. Sure we outplayed them but they were high scorers. A fumble gave Scott seven points. Then in the third quarter a march down the Held gave them six more. We outplayed them, thongh. Heck, yes. Oh, that's'all right, don't thank me finishes Jim getting off the victim's corpse. But the Tattler gossip-seeker sleeps on. EDUCATION SOCIETY A NOW' REORGANIZEDX Visual Education Project .of Organization: Films Booked Visual Education Society was reorganized recently. Every stu- dent t a k i n g Commerce and Industry is a member. Donald Smith, new president, and Alice Kreft, secretary-trea- surer, were elected by the repre- sentatives of each Commerce and Industry class who are Katherine Nagel, Donald Smith, Marian Derwin, Catherine Trepinski, and Alice Kreft. Funds of the society will be used to procure films and other things to further visual education. Films for the first semester have already been booked. These are devoted to the industries of the United States. For the second semester films pertaining to industries of foreign countries will be secured. ' 1 Mr. Clyde Van Tassel is advisor of the organization. A TATTLER TO OFFER TICKET FOR GAME Due to the fact the team did not journey to New Castle, the ballots guessing the s core of Woodward-New C a s tl e game could not be used. In its place the Tattler offers another coupon on which to guess the score of the Woodward-Scott game play- ed at Scott tomorrow. Much excitement is being felt as to the probable score. It warrants rough use of that gray matter to correctly guess the outcome. . ' To one guessing the nearest actual score a ticket to the Wood- ward-Youngstown Chaney game played here October 24 will be awarded. Every one, except those in the Newswriting class, is eligible. Drop coupon in Tattler box in front of 122 before 2:30 today. Woodward ........ . . Scott ................ Name ............................................ Home Room .......................,............ CLUB SCHEDULE Following is the club schedule for next week. R designates Regu- lar meetings and C Cabinet or program committee meetings. Tuesday Pica R 206 Engineering R 329 Friendship C 353 Fasces C 340 Wednesday Art Klan R 335 Pieuper R 125 Girls' Ath. League R Aud. Quill and Dagger R 323 Le Circle Francais C 119 Commerce .C 348 ' Library Ass. C 212 Let's 'see you at the SCOTT- WOODWARD Game. 0012.lll.., .RR TLER N..--.Tv-carb... ..:.-nf Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, October 13, 1931 No. 5 POLAR BEA RS BATTLE scoTT To 0-0 CUBS DEFEATED BY COWBOY RESERVES Opening Quarter Offensive Attack Gives Libbey Victory Margin Woodward lightweights drop- ped their second game of the season to the Libbey lightweights by a score of I8--6 at Libbey field last Friday. 'Despite the defeat, the Cubs showed' adecided improvement 'over their play in the opening game against Scott. Although outplayed in the first half, Wood- wardicame back in the final two quarters and battled the Cowboy juniors on even terms the rest of the game. Ability to register gains on running attacks, some- thing they could not do against Scott, was noticed in the Cubs' attack. Libbey opened the game with a great offensive drive that was stopped after the first quarter when two touchdowns were scor- ed. Neitherteam counted in the second S period. In the third quarter, Gaines, Woodward half- back. on a double reverse play, ran around end for 65 yards and the Cubs' lone score. A few minutes before the game ended,, Libbey scored their final touch- down on a 75 yard run after Woodward had punted. l 'T N l DEADLINE FLASI-IES Q Bernard Fetzer, '29 winner of the Woodward golf trophy, con- tinued his career as a golfer by winning the Michigan district handicap golf tournament of Sears. Roebuck and Company from 76 other entrants. Carl Joseph, Lester Skaff, Jas. Nassar and Sadie Skaff, contrib- uted to the gaiety of fiying colors by scattering blue and white pa- per over the crowd during the game. They carried a one-hun- dred pound sack full of paper, five miles to Scott. Such school spirit: COACH ROL BEVAN DEVELOPS SQUAD f 0 it --1-z-:. - ' I 1 ,. K. 311--agiririlii3:511:5212132321131:2:E1:1S2S'-' '-S2125Iii32215:2zQ:3Ei111?c1:QT:5:, ' -.-.-.-:.'-'.xj.-r-I-5.-.-.-.3xg.. , , 'M-.1.:.:.-.5:.'-'.-.g.:.:.g.j.5,.. 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He came here in 1928 from Rayen Youngs- town. After a slow season, he turned out a group tn worry its opponents. but a threat for the city football championship. Mr. Bevan also coaches basket ball and baseball. Weather , The long unused Weather l Bureau in its latest forecast announces that the weather for today and all week will be unfavorable to school work due to happy air currents set in motion last Saturday. Goldie Markowitz and Pearl Blankenstein sent a telegram to. the team and Mr. Bevan. Who's responsible girls? Scott Hi students and band, are to be congratulated on their fine reception of the Woodward students. Our star ticket seller, Milton Zimmerman, sold one hundred seventeen tickets for the Scott- Woodward game. BEVAN'S SQUAD HOLDS SCOTT MEN - SCORELESS IN HARD GRID BATTLE . .. Kudlinski Makes Thirty-Seven Yard Gain To Lead Individual Trysg Woodward g Outplays Scott A fighting Woodward eleven opened another chapter in Tol- edo football History when they held Scott to a scoreless tie in a fast-moving, hair-raising encounter at West-End stadium Satur- day. At no time during the four fast quarters was either team able to supply the necessary scoring punch. Three times Scott got the ball inside the Woodward ten yard line and three times the Bear's line held for downs. Each squad saw their touch- down drives fail in one wrong play and each team took the breaks Tas they came, good or bad. PRETTY TOUGH AL? Al Rozinski, Woodward var- sity man of last year, received a great ovation from the Scott students at the game Saturday. At a mass meeting Friday, Al wore his W and announc- ed to the student body that he was celebrating the funeral of Woodward. We give him all credit for his school spirit- but we aren't a bit sorry he can't attend the funeral. Statistics Polar Bears find themselves keeping company with Waite at the top of the list in the inter- school football standings. Waite actually leads Woodward with two wins and one loss to our one win and one tie. Woodward's victory came in the first game of the season, when they beat St. John's 12-6. Waite defeated both Central and St. John's, 6-0, 21-0 respectively and Central won its game from Libbey, 1930 champions, 12-7. W L T PCT Waite 2 0 0 1000 Woodward 1 0 1 1000 Central 1 1 0 500 DeVilbiss 0 0 0 000 Scott 0 0 1 000 Libbey 0 1 0 000 St. J ohn's 0 2 0 000 The regular edition of the Tattler will be out X Friday, 4th hour. I 4 l 1 i i Katafiasz kicked off to Flo- rence to start the game. The first scoring threat of the Green and White was made after an ex- change of punts when Florence heaved a 30 yard pass to Mussehl for first down on the Woodward ten. The Bears were held for downs. Kudlinski punted to Flo- rence after two plays failed. Woodward fumbles kept the ballin Scott's possession during the greater part of the second period. Chambers recovered a fumble on Woodward's 42 and made 20 on the next play. He again broke thru to the 11 where the Bears once more held for downs taking the ball on the 20 after a Scott pass over the goal line failed. Woodward fumbled and found itself again in a threat- ening position. After taking the ball on downs it fumbled for the third time. Neither eleven made any headway and the half ended with Scott's ball on their 45. In the second half it was Scott who was on the defense most of the time. Woodward gained 19 to the 44 and fumbled. Scott failed to gain and punted over the goal. Kudlinski made 14 and DeShetler 10. Kudlinski punted and Scott reached its 47 when the quarter ended. The Bears made a great at- tempt to score in the final period. DeShetler gained 13 after Flo- rence punted to the Woodward's 17. Kudlinski then broke' thru for the greatest single gain of the game when he circled right fContinued on other sidej K., . . ,. A , ...V-. . , .4 -Y .H -.-..i . -r -- e 1. -f..- fa- 3 Ng.. '1 - E x!'5!rs,a5.e'sgc ' .S . 32. , 5.-X 15-! . J . --'off-'r 1Qs. vi vC?i?T vista-H'1 .' j - ,52'i?2M-Zi-- P ff 1 rf- .1-. -f ? . THE WOODWARD TATTLER . THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER f s s s 4 '1 's'l' l, . 1 ' Published and Printed by the Pupils . I Under The Tattler I of Woodward High School. Torch Light I B BU. RO EIBERGM V A-fe-S--s--Q---S-Qs--ses-it l M f A' 'U ,Q Jeanette Greenspoon, a former - , X . Newspaper llmzsrmizrsry Cl TATTLER STAFF K News Editor ................ 1 ..,.. . Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature 'Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor .......................,. Dorothy Shore Exchange. ......... ............. ...Ruth Dorf Display .............. ............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............ ............ A lvin Churski Poetry ................ .............. S helley Crayon Make-Up ........... ....... . .Milton Zimmerman Pressman ......................... ...Richard Pearce t Q Julia Lubit Typis S ..............., Gertrude Staff Writers ' Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisorsl Mr. Hugh Montgomery ITH edlf amz I t r or' -.. 4 Excellent school spirit was shown throughout the Wood ward Scott game last Saturday.Cheers of both schools reverberated through the stadium. More en- thusiasm was displayed by Wood- ward students at this game than has ever been shown before. However, after the game sev- eral Woodward boys jumped on an automobile driven by Scott students and started to demolish it.' Even tho this was done with no harmful intentions in mind it is not school spirit but vandalism. A commendable school spirit will prevent such disturbances and guard a good reputation. Let's see more of the right kind of school spirit. iilii- SCO TT-WOODWARD GAME fContinued from other sidej end for 37 yards, only to he stop- ped by the Scott safety man. The Green and White returned the ball on plays to Woodward's 20 where they lost the ball. Kudlinski punted to the 50 and it was here that the game ended after several plays. No individuals starred for the Bears., , The entire team ,played the brand of ball that brought the final score to what it was. Scott also displayed plenty of fightin holding Woodward score- less. . si.. he '.LLe:....:,.I,r.-V - r Joe Friedman After the fine game played by Joe Friedman, right half back, he is worthy of mention under the Tattler Torch. Toots started his athletic career at Sherman School where he play- ed basketball. He takes part in almost all school athletic activi- ties, including football, basket- ball where he plays guard, catch- cher in baseball, and tumbling. Joe makes friends very easily particularly among the girls. Eating is amon g his chief delights. Oh, what Joe can do to a piece of cocoanut cream pie! IilUilU'iliil9Tl9il llliil CUB CORNER Q Our side of the stadium looked like Wall Street after Lindy went through. In fact, Pola Baer estimates that if all the bits of papertorn up were laid end to end it would be lots easier to clean up. A Hock of soprano's suddenly turned bass at the game Satur- day-and you should hear Pearl Blankenstein. Q Parades, parades, parades- Friday night, Saturday noon, during the game, Saturday nite. Sherwin Kripke intends to put upa recruiting station in room 422. Stanley Glow, pulled a new one Saturday when he asked for a yeah team, rah. The Woodward-Scott tie was commemorated by the city Mon- day. All the banks were closed. If we didn't make as much money as we should .have blame it on the men who chartered air- planes to see the game free.. s X . 1 . This is the fighting slogan hung up in the shower room of a fight- ing coach: NapJle in always fought like hell: be like Napol- eon. Clean sportsmanship was dis- played by the Woodward eleven. Only once during the entire game were the Bears penalized and that was five' yards on two incom- plete passes. A Incidentally, penalities did to Scott what fumbles did to the Bears, spiiling several of their touchdown threats. Al Rozinski was tackled sev- eral times in the way he was taught to tackle at W oodward. An unherald snake dance was held on the rear bumpers of the Community Traction- bus that took the Bears to their shower rooms at Wood ward. Florence Shamas, Woodward Junior. 'commented favorably on the fact that Scott gives every- one a football program free. At Woodward they are five cents and at Libbey and Waite can be purchased for a dime. So much confetti was strewn over the Woodward stands that Margaret Whitacre who lost a dime there couldn't find it. The Scott cheer We want a touchdown was appropriately answered by the Woodward root- ers who yelled Try and get it. Hither and Yon 'Watching from the stands- Mary Borenstein, former Wood- wardite, with us again-Phyllis Netz jumping up and down an' getting all excited everytime Kokcinski gets the ball-Miss Miller trying to hide her delight- Aaron Moore, Ernie Meader, Gor- don Roth, Morris Sigman, Fred Weisberg, Ruth Pfund among the alumni present-Mary Walsh hugging Henry Weinman when Ted Kudlinski gets away on his long run-Gosh, it isn't Hank's fault-See you at the Chaney game. Hazel Fetzer, remember her? Well, she goes to Scott, but sat on the Woodward side. ' .-we A-e S ,, ,, M.. - . .,., g..a,:..L.iklae,...f.f.n.LL - L. -z-. . g . ,L NLR-,ag Wood wardite, nowattending Scott was returned forcefully to the Scott section, when she attempt- ed to say hello on the Woodward side at the half. Arthur DeTray, former Wood- wardite, took Ann Essak's hat band off her head, and said Woodward is a better school after all. The loyal Woodward Alumni followed Woodward straight thru the parade Friday night, and the game Saturday. Veryfew of their number included Ruth Pfund, Aaron Moore, Gordon Roth, Philip Rubin, Theodore Woodfil, Ernest Meader, etc., etc., etc. Mary Borenstein, from Scott was forced after the game, to admit she attended a fine school last year. l - Contest ls Staged For School Song ' Contest for a new Woodward school song will be staged by the Woodward Tattler. Any student, teacher, or alumni who reads the Tattler is eligible to enter the contest. Q A Rules, judges, and prizes will be announced in the Friday issue ofthe Tattler. Only the words need to be written as Mr. C. R. Ball, music instructor of Toledo high schools, has offered to write ,the music for the winning song. l-.-l-1. Parade Between Halves Only the high fence around the Scott bowl prevented the Wood- ward student body from joining the snake dance around the field, led by the band during the halves at the game Saturday. Even though it spelled death to silk stockings, Catherine Smith, Mary Walsh and several other brave adventurers hurdled the obstruction to help swell the ranks of the snake dance. Teachers Use Unique Ideas To Sell Tickets For Game Unusual way of selling tickets was used in several Woodward classes, including those of Coach Bevan and Miss Shaw. Slips were sold for one cent apiece on which the students wrote their names. One slip was drawn to .see who was to receive the ticket. s.v 2-sweessuulqjxa - ' Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol IV Toledo, Ohio, October 16, 1931 No. 5 ss WOODW RD T TTLER P. T. A. TO MEET . HERE OCTOBER 21 Seniors Plan Entertainment For Parents, Teachers Gathering Arrangements for the enter-A tainment program of the Parent Teacher Association meeting to be held October 21, are in charge of the Woodward seniors. Features of the program will be the girls' and boys' tumbling, teams, a harmonica duet, a violin solo by Philip Abrams, and a sax- aphone solo by Morris Schindler. A quartet composed of Dorothy Born, Ellen Kloster, Thelma, Croninberger, and Helen Hackman will sing popular songs. Eunice McConougy and Lillian Sells will offer some tricky tap dancing. Another interesting -feature of the program will be a first aid skit presented by Sylvia and Sarah Yourist and Ruth Blum. Master of ceremonies will be William Hullenkramer. The committee in charge of the affair is Sylvia and Sarah Yourist and Ruth Blum. Miss McClure and Mr. Hanham are assisting.- U, Latin Instructor To Attend Meeting At Marietta, Ohio Annual meeting of Ohio Clas- sical League will be held in Marietta, Ohio, October 20 this year. Teachers of Cla s s i c al lan- guages will attend. Mr. Phipps, Woodward Latin instructor, is the only one expect- ing to attend from Woodward. Roman and Greek articles will be exhibited by all participating schools. The school contributing the best article will be awarded a prize. Four Practicing Teachers Are Former Woodwardites Four former graduates of Woodward now studying at Toledo University are practice teaching here. Miss Alice Tippensee, is specializing in chemistry under direction of Mr. E. L. Clark. Miss Ida Goldstein is assisting Miss Curtis in - French, and Stanley and Irene Wucjck are teaching history to some of Miss Tippett's and Miss Rutan's classes respec- tively. ' Tattler Drive To Start Soon Tattler subscription campaign for the next five weeks will be carried on from Oct. 22 to Oct. 29 inclusive. A special meeting of all Tattl er representatives will be held before the campaign opens. The price will be ten cents for five issues. I CONTEST OPENED T0 EVERY READER Saga -Tattler Awarded To Student Writing Best Song Woodward Tattler's contest for a new school song enables he who aspires toward poetic accom- plishment to utilize his talent. The contest begins today and extends to November 6. The songs written must be applicable to any scholastic occasion, n ot just a pep song. Only words to the song are to be submitted as Mr. C. R. Ball will compose the music for the winning song-poem. Any student, teacher, or alummus, who reads the Tattler is eligible to compete. All entries must be turned into the Tattler office, Room 122. The committee of judges is under no obligation to select a winning song-poem in case no adequate poem is submitted. A Saga-Tattler will be awarded the winner of the contest. The committee of judges is composed of Miss Edna Mc- Laughlin, Mrs. H. McManamon, Mr. L. C. Clark, Mr. Charles La- Rue, Paul Boardman, president of the senior class and Elsie Frautschi, news editor of the Tattler. Friendship Inter-City Clubs Elect Officers For '31 '32 At the setting-up conference of the senior inter-city Friendship clubs, Phyllis Netz, president of Woodward lhiendship club, was elected vice-president. Other offi- cers are Hilda Randall of Sylvan- ia, secretary, Edna Lee from inn- er-zircle Colored club, treasurer, Nell Snell of Scott, chaplain, and Annette Warhke, from DeVilbiss sergeant-at-arms. Miss Betty Nelson, advi s o rg Phyllis Netz, Harriet Maier Ruth Kaiser, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, and ,Esther Jakcsy represented the Woodward club at this con- ference. Lectures For High School Students Held At Museum Members or the Toledo Art Museum have arranged various talks which will be of interest to the pupils of Woodward High School. These talks will be given either at the Museum or at Wood- ward. Lantern slides will be used to illustrate these talks if arrange- ments can be made for their use. A few of the many talks are Leadership of Italy in the Renaissance, the Reformation, the Downfall of Spain and its re- sults, the importance of France. SUPERVISOR HEADS EXTRA CURRICULUM Mr. Philo Dunsmore Mr. Dunsmore, junior and sen- ior supervisor, is the faculty head of extra curricular activities and is largely responsible for the Saga. He has been supervisor of the upper-classes for the last four years, previously taking charge of the sophomores. Eddie Bialorucki To Head Engineering Organization New officers of the Engineering Society for the coming year are Ed Bialorucki, -president, George Stien, vice president, Frank Kreft and Raymond McCown, treasu- rer and secretary, respectively. Dan Urbanski is sergeant-at- arms. At the last meeting an exten- sive campaign for new members was discussed. A feature of the drive is to be the reduced mem- bership fee. Mr. W. Rohr is advisor of the society. . Students, Teacher Attend . 0berlin's High School Day R o s e In a r y Wietrzykowski, T e s s i e Krzyminski, and Leo Zychowicz, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs.V.K.Alberstett, made an auto trip to Oberlin, Saturday to attend the annual High School Day meeting. On the tour of the campus and classes, they saw the labo- ratory in which C. M. Hall first discovered the present process by which aluminum is made. Visiting teachers were guests I at a luncheon while the students were the guests at a local movie house. A football game, an infor- mal reception, and a dance made up the rest of the program for- the day. Orchestra To Entertain Toledo Exchange Heads Fifteen members of the Wood- ward orchestra will particticipate in a program to be given for the presidents of the Exchange Club at the Chamber of Commerce Oct. 18. These students will be part of a selected city wide high school orchestra directed by Miss Bessie Werum. . STAFF IS CHOSEN FOR SAGA-TATTLER Mcmgm To Hea-d'32 Edition Of Yearbookg Work To Start Soon' Brian McNight, treasurer of the Woodward senior class, has been chosen as the new editor-in- chief of the Woodward year book, the Saga-Tattler. Harold Harris will head the business de- partment as manager in charge of business and circulation. Po- sition of associate editor will be filled by Fannie Kohn. The rest of the staff is com- posed of assistants to the main editorial staff. A s s i s t a n t in charge of photography is Julia Lubit. Thelma Cronberger and Guenevere Kuehule, students from the art c l a s s e s are in charge of layout and mounting. Club department will be tak- en care of by Lillian- Williams. S ey m o u r Rothman has been chosen as the assistant in charge of sports. L i t e r a r y assistants will be Esther Novick, Lillian Shoen and Shelly Crayon. Pearl Blanken- stein is the staff typist. Other students assisting in the business department are William Werner, assistant in charge of senior classg Esther Jakcsy as- sistant in charge of the junior cl a s s Meyer Hoifenblum, as- sistant in charge ofthe freshman and sophomore classesrr. Esther J akcsy is the only junior member of the staff. ' ,j . Work in the photography de- partment will be started very soon. The faculty members who were instrumental in selecting the Saga staff are Miss A. Miller, Mrs. H. MacManamon, Miss H. Shaw, Mr. P. Dunsmore, Mr.,V. Alberstett and Mr. C. LaRue. Porto Rico Treasure Chest Opened For Contributions The chest which was placed by the International club in Miss Curtis' room will remain open for contributions until Oct. 31. As soon as the chest is filled it will be packed with others and sent to Porto Rico where the contents will be distributed among pupils of school age. . Depression Drag Success 'INNO hundred and fifty students attended the Depression Drag, Friday. Receipts at the door amounted to 31525. Everybody enjoyed the dance, regardless of the slippery fioor. The main cry seemed to be, For Pm slipping with Wax on my shoes. - -, . M. ,.........L .. .,.-..mn-..1.fs gr..s..4.,,..J,-.-...-a:mzis:...,...z 24.111, .-1-.2 if ..,.. en.:-' 4, ' . , THE WOODWARD:I'AT'I'LER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. mi s ,QXQ UMQQ Newspaper Q-1'gg 75gk VW Member 'Qggoun l TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,., William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman C1 b Ed't .... .. .... ...D th Sh u 1 or .... .. ...... oro y ore Exchange ............ .......... ............ R u th Dorf Display.: ......... . ..... .......,.. A lberta Teall Cartoomst ................... .......... A lvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ......,.,................... Richard Pearce . . Q Julia Lllbit Typ1StS ..........,..... 2 Gertrude Blumenaeld Stalf Writers Leo Zychowicz Leon Zotkow Matthew Obloza Virginia Zitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Morris Weber Esther Jakscy Marie Swaya Miles Booth John Steinrnitz Faculty Q Miss Marie J. Doering . Advisorsl Mr. Hugh Montgomery ll 4 1 09 as mr edu, umm To make a mistake and to brood over it is mistakes. to make two 14 is il optimist who optimistically What does an sees a pessimist call him? 8 8 8 The night shift burglar--Hom est as the day is long--or should we say--Honest as long the day is. is it it 'Scott and rot rhyme, but we Woodwardites are too gentle- manly to do anything about it. it SF 'F p Who says shaving mugs are out of style. You should see some of the mugs Tio Andre is shaving. ' il' Q 1 Memories--Empress Eugenies used to be called skull caps. I A Simile--As sincere as a year- book signature. l U U Hint to Novice Motorists--A driver does not necessarily stick his hand out of the window to see if it's raining. Discovered the most dignified senior! Meyer Hoffenbloom. Par- don a typographical error. Undig- nified we meanti . Esther Goldstien is beginning to take school seriously. After fin- ishing three years of all fAJwork ,she announces that she intends to get some grades. PRI CIPAL POINTS Q By Mr. LaRue . On Monday of this week we celebrated the discovery ' of America. Four hundred and thirty-nine years have passed since Columbus, after a long tiresome voyage, took possession of this new country in the name of the . King and Queen of Spain. Since that day Spain has risen to the greatest heights of Empire and then slowly disintegrated. New empires have arisen in the new world. New methods of travel have origi- nated. The ninety day voyage of Columbus has been succeeded by travel on swift ocean liners that consume hardly ninety hours in the crossing. We have heard so much about Christopher Columbus, so much about his enterprise, his daring, and his splendid patience in the face of adversity that anything one might say would be trite and commonplace. But it is good for us in the troubled times for 1931 to pause on Anniversaries of this kind and compare our times and our opportunities with those of these heroes of old. It is true there are no new lands to discover, but taking this one prospect away our lot is so much better than that of the inhabitants of the Earth during the time of Columbus that there is no comparison possible. We complain of hard times and generally unfavorable condi- tions. This is true if we stay within a few years of the present for our comparison, but if we go back four hundred years, we are even today living in paradi.se I, Q X Ni X Q ' Q XX X so X as . X -xii LAW AND ORDER MASS MEETINGS OMETHING drastic will be done if order does not prevail in Woodward mass meetings. The mass meeting for the Scott game, held a week ago was previously arranged by a group of real Woodward Boosters. It was very unfair to them not to be ap- preciative of their efforts. Our mass meetings and pep meetings would be considerably better if we invited outside speakers, but what student or teacher would take it upon himself to bring a speaker here, if he received such a reception as was given to our own faculty speakers. One of the first principles of courtesy is to remain silent while other persons are speaking. If an outsider attended that meeting, he would perhaps think that Woodward had the most impolite group of students in the city. , HITHER ,AND YON F Taking my time between classes, I see-- Bob Mitchell 'and Abe Goldberg fighting again-- with George Fraser on the side- lines cheering for Fraser.--Five musketeers, LouisCohen, Isadore Cohen, Russel Smith, Louis Lub- lin, and Sam Solomon arguing about social problems, autos, newspapers or sandwiches--Long distance radiator sitters, Bill Reeves, Morton Milstein, Leon Zotkow, Joe Friedman and Irving Greenspoon--Sarah Katz pas- sing Teacher's Row and giving the faculty a great big smile. Mr. Pollock passes, wonder what he's thinking about-probably about the employment or Eng- land's finances-Irwin Pawicki talking to Jeanette Ostrowski looks like he's giving a discourse on Einstein-There's a riot down the hall, probably Bob and Abe again--go see who's on top. S'long. To all those silent admirers of George Assa1i's wavy hair he wishes to inform them it isn't a finger wave butlvery natural. Norman Kinker may be censor of the Quill and Dagger society but he doesn't look like the cen- soring kind. Now, does he? Tattler takes great pleasure in announcing that it has pro- cured the services of Pola Bear, friend of the troubled, to answer questions of the read- ers. Send your queries to Pola Bear care of the Tattler. Dear Pola Bear, Was that your dog which bit me? Inquiringly, Donald Dix. Dear Dong I doubt it very much. In the Brst place my dog has no teeth, in the second place my dog is particular whom he bites, and in the third place I have no dog. So there! Pola. Dearest Polag I just can't sleep. Somehow I keep on thinking about you all night. VVhat shall I do? Lovesick, Ben Chasin. Mr. Ben Chasing r Come around and I'll intro- duce you to Eileen Ward. Coldly, Miss Pola Bear. Mr. L. C. Clark has stated that due to the lack of interest shown by students a harmonica club will not be organized this year. HIFLASHES FROM FRIENDSI A girl may be brave to wear these new hats but a braver girl wears last year's clothes with a smile, during this depression in spite of alluring shop win- dows. --Retina, Waite Hi, Toledo, Ohio. 1 Librarian--What is the name of the book you're looking for? Freshie---Well, I'm not so sure but I know it begins with the ---Roosevelt W'eekly, Roosevelt Hi, Chicago, Ill. The Concentration study halls of East Technical High school are nationaly famous. Almost every week, the student Council office receives letters from wide- ly scattered points asking for de- tailed information on the organ- ization of the study halls.---East Tech. Scarab, E. Tech Hi, Cleve- land, Ohio. Dumb--VVhere do all the pins go. Dumber---It's hard to tell, they are pointed one way and headed another.--East Hi Spotlight, East I-Ii, Denver, Colorado. Experience is what you know after making a fool of yourself-- The Rambler, Central Hi, Char- lotte, North Carolina. Mr. J. Morris, a former teacher at Belleville high school has been appointed a teaching posi- tion in Honolulu, Hawaii. Mr. Morris will teach English in the government high school. --Belle- ville Hi News, Belleville Hi, Belle- ville, Illinois. I- 4 B 13 0RNERl .,,. Salesman Meyer Hoffenblum offers bargain pr1ces-- Two eyes for a tooth. Q A certain distant admirer of Mildred Troup claims she's beau- tiful enough to be dumb, but re- fuses to take advantage of the opportunity. l Weid certainly like to see a government with Will Rogers, president, Eddie Cantor, head of the employment committee, and Charles Augustus Lindbergh in the senate. Incidently, we'd have to create new oifices for Colonel Stoopnagel and xBud. We nominate for the Hall of Fame: That cute sophomore who passed us a sweet smile in the hall while we were talking to some friends from Waite, and made us feel lik e a million dollars. - , is se -is ...If ,And' for the H all of Oblivion: That Junior girl who goes around reading Whiz Bang to all the football players. Q. 3- THE WOODWARD TATTLERF NEWCASTLE, BEARS IN CLASH- TONIGHT Bevan to Attempt to Avenge Last Year Lossg Game Under Lights Woodward Polar Bears take their second and final trip of the season when they engage Newcastle, Pa., High in a night game at that city tonight. This is the second year the two schools have metg the Bears dropping the decision last year in a close game by a 12-6 count. The Newcastle team is well sup- ported in the game s and as last year, is a strong contender for the state crown. Woodward will have to use its first string line-up in order to take the game. The Bears came out of the Scott game in good condition and injuries will not keep any of them on the bench. The fact that the game is to be played under the lights should not bother the Bears, as they have already engaged in one nocturnal contest at Erie, Pa., East High. Thomas, coach of the Newcas- tle team, scouted the Woodward eleven last S a turd ay in their game with Scott. Thomas was im- pressed with the Bears' play and admitted that his team would have to play their best to win. The Polar Bears left for New- castle yesterday morning TIE MEANS VICTORY Amidst a confetti laden, cheer heavy atmosphere Woodward- ites forgot their worldly cares and romped with the Polar Bears to victory. A scoreless victory but nevertheless a moral one. No more does the task of defeating Scott seem impossible. After seven straight years of defeat handed to us by the so called in- vincible Scottonians, Woodward broke its jinx and tied the green and white west enders. y After the game, surprised Scott students wondered why the Woodward students celebrated so enthusiastically. You didn't win the game what are you cheer- ing for? asked a Scott girl. But she wouldn't understand as we North enders do. And that snake dance celebrated the v i c t o r y we'll get next year. Football Squad Guests Of Princess, Rivoli Theatres Coach Bevan and varsity foot- ball players were guests of the Princess a n d Rivoli theatres last Monday and Wednesday. Football for the Fa n , a short subject, and Skyline, a feature were seen at the Prin- cess. The Spirit of Notre- Dame, a picture dedicated to the late Knute Rockne, was wit- niessed at the Rivoli. After sifting - r everything, we discover that the band was large- ly responsible for the school spirit we had Friday. . g , STARTS THIRD YEAR AS VARSITY MEMBER Gilbert Harre Gilbert Harre has earned him- self a berth as first-string tackle on the Woodward line this year. Gil was one of the stars on the defense in the game with Scott. He has had three years experi- ence with the team and has earned two varsity letters in football. He is the best weight lifter of the 1931 squad. Gil goes under a long list of monickers including ' S e t h , Blissfield , and Tuff One . He also boasts the biggest pair of hands on the football team. Gil is a senior this year. l Bi ff FACTS X -A i azumosfnar AI A total of six snake dances, five celebrations, four quarters, three mass meetings, two lines, and one football game was held last week end. t it Q Johnny Zarembski has admit- ted that Sing Sing has offered him four years free tuition if he promises, to play on their re- cently organized football team. The sad wail of George Stein who trusted his money in a bank. I've got it but it don't do me no good. at S at Ever s i n c e Joe Friedman learned th a t he helped make history Saturday, he is beginning to see where it all comes from. Members of the Woodward football squad, and those of Rayen Hi of Youngstown were guests of Jack Elliot, manager of the R-K-O theatre of that city at a theatre party in conjunction with Rayen-Woodward night Thursday. The Bears are stopping over in Youngstown on their way to Newcastle. Money is the last thing Mr. Materny worries about-- the last thing before he' goes to bed. ' It's a good thing we didn't have school Monday. Nobody would -have been able to recite in class anyway. SEVEN TEAMS YET TO TASTE DEFEAT First Games Designate Likely League Winners In Pass And Tap First week results in the boys' intra-mural pass-tap games have determined two leaders in the American league. Polish Knights and Pica club each won their second game last Thursday, the former winning by forfeit over the Latin club, and the printers defeating the Peiuper club, 8-0.Auto Mechanics are also undefeated by virtue of a 12-0 vic- tory of the Aviation Society. In the National League, Elec- trical club, Machine Shop, and Wood Shop all have clean slates with victories over Commerce No. 2, Senior Hi-Y, and Pencil Pushers, respectively. The seniors, with a close 6-0 vic- tory over the junior team, lead the inter-class league. 'Football Men Get Names In Print On Comic Sheets Any time you're looking for a member of the football team and can't find him, you'll find an able :substitute for him on any comic lsheet. Hereis the lineup: Russ Menne -- Heezall Mussle- bound. .Fred Freeman--Barney Google 4 Churski Brothers Katzenjam- mer Kids. George Barrow--Major Hoople. Ed Kokocinski--Kayo Mullins. Erwin Oehlers---Moon Mullins. Ed Levo---Freckles. . Bill Reeves---Suitcase Simpson. Irwin Pawlicki--Wash Tubbs. Izzy Reichlin---Worry Wart. George Stein--Jiggs. Joe Freidman--Looie Blooey Howard Muar--Windy Riley Freshman Girls Form New Hit-Pin Baseball Teams Freshman girls interested in playing in girls' intra-mural games and not belonging to any club are being taught hit-pin baseball after school in the girls' gym by Gertrude Swantek and Alberta Teall. Two freshman teams were formed. Wanda Pytel and Leona Wielinski were elected captains. These teams will play other teams in the league. ' Weather A chilly week-end, very de- pressing, is forecast for those in the vicinity of New Castle, Penn., when the Polar Bears sojourn there. Boys Take 250 Mile Trip Donald Scahefer and Edward Bracy took a two hundred and fifty mile automobile trip in the former's car last Monday. High schools of Sandusky and Fremont were visited and also surrounding points of interest. WOODWARD, SCOTT IN SCORELESS TIE Green And White Outclassed By Fighting Bear Squad Woodward eleven overcame an eight year jinx to battle Scott to a scoreless tie in the annual grid encounter b e t W e e n the two schools at Scott field Saturday. After a first quarter scoring threat of the Green and White, both squads were forced t o play a defensive game in order to keep from d e fe a t. Woodward was especially strong in the pinches, holding th e lVest-enders three times inside the ten yard line. Few long runs were registered, Kudlinski breaking away in the final period for 37 yards and the biggest gain of the day. Scott threatened first in the opening quarter when Florence threw a 30 yard pass to'Mussehl and again in the second period when Woodward fumbles kept the ball in Scott's possession for a big part of the play. The Bears came back in the second half to outplay Scott, al- though they could never pene- trate deep enough in their oppo- nent's territory to present a scoring threat. Woodward made its biggest bid for a score in the last quarter where, with the aid of Kudlinski's long run and sev- ral plunges by DeShetler, they brought the ball from their own 17 to Scott's 37. E n t i r e Woodward backfield went well on the offense while Kudlinski's punting and Fried- manis blocking were big aids in the game. The Bears' line was t h e biggest factor in holding Aiken's men scoreless, breaking up many of their plays at or be- hind the scrimmage line. EX WAITE STUDENT WINS FREE TICKET Out of three hundred and seventy-eight guesses in the Tattler score guessing contest, five Woodward students chalked up the correct score. Celia Mal- uka, Sarah Yourist, Ralph Michalak, Jack Lockert, and Lou Zarnock recorded a scoreless tie for the Woodward-Scott game. Jack Lockert was fortunate in picking the winning straw which entitles him to a free ticket to the Youngstown-Chaney game to be played on our field October 24. Tonight the team plays New- castle, Pa. The student guessing nearest to the correct score of the game will be awarded a ticket to the Chaney encounter. Fill out the blank below and drop -it in the Tattler box in front of Room 122 before 2:30 tonight. VVoodward...l..li... New Castle-1.--.lg- Name Home Room--i.... , Y, ,,,,gh,..r,,,,A W, .im n..nm..r.hr....-,-...-La.a -. . .- --.nbnma -. Ms..- agua, X, -g5'i'-1Sf-'f'fc-1ff..- aff 'kj - .eff-? ' fl? . Sierra-ta vii-fr f g' -we . - -- THE WOODWARD TATTLER -. H-- CHEMISTS FURNISH TATTLER DISPLAY Glass, White Lead, Chemicals Metalic Plating To Be On Exhibition .1-.T- Articles used a n d made in chemistry will be exhibited next week in the Tattler-Display case. Mr. E. L. Clark with the aid of a few students in his classes will contribute material. Manufacture of glass and the .use of white lead in making paint will be shown in detail. Several kinds of chemicals will be ex- hibited. Plating, which is done on a large scale in the United States, will be explained and the benefit of it shown on different metals. Woodward is fortunate in have- ing such well equipped labora- tories. Many manufacturers in and around Toledo send articles here to be analyzed. PLANS DISCUSSED FOR BOOSTER CLUB Plans for an organization of a B o o st e r Club were discussed Friday conference hour by a group of students consisting of upper classmen. The reason for forming the Boosters' Club is to arouse the interest of the student body in athletic activities. . During the meeting a new con- stitution was read, stating the objectives of the club. Mr. Vernon Alberstett, Mr. S. B. Crouse, and Mr. John Grodi spoke to the students. Rose Mary Wietrzykowski and Bob Markee were in charge of the program. Select Students Are Offered Chance To Join Latin Club Plans were discussed at the last meeting of the Latin club to admit only A, B, or C students as members. Last year, only students with one or more years of Latin were admitted with the exception of juniors and seniors. Members will vote on the plan, October 20. Initiation of new members will be held in No- vember. The officers for this year are Abe Goldberg, presidentg Frederick Glick, vice president, and Dorothy Redman, secretary. Fifty High Schools Receive Woodward Tattler Weekly Exchangefdepartmentfof t h e Woodward Tattler is sending its publications to all Toledo high schools and receiving t h e i r papers in return. The Toledo Public Library and the Board of Education al s o receive th e paper. Fifty other high schools rang- ing over the country from Oak- land, California-to New York are also the Tattler's friends through exchange. The Tattler expects to receive the Pinion f r o m Honolulu, Hawaii soon. Q 5eS'V 41 '9 'V ! 3 '0 U 'Q '9 F '9':l4 Under The Tattler i 5 Torch Light 4, Pt-t-wt'-whvwdf-Mbdkvdwvd'-f-Avdwkfvd-R Ruth Glow This week the Tattler Torch is going to bring some facts to light about Ruth Glow, an excel- lent senior student. Ruth is a graduate of Webster Elementary School. Her high school life has been full of extra- curricular activities. During her sophomore year she held the office of vice-president. Much of the success of the Soph Strut and the J-Hop was due to the efforts of Ruth who was general chairman. Tennis, baseball, reading, housework, and football players occupy a great deal of her time. She is a member ofthe Boosters' Club and an earnest supporter of all athletic activities. . Ruth comes from along line of Glows which include her cousins Eddie Glow, former Woodward cheerleader, and Florence Glow, a very popular member of last year's graduating class. She will turn the upholding of the family name over to her brother, Stanley Glow, freshman cheerleader. WHO'S WHO If you were very discerning you noticed that those black, flashing eyes led to Joe Stein, senior. One of the most brilliant members of the Sophomore class is occupying this column today. Light blond wavy tresses, glasses which do not cover the gentle beauty of soft blue eyes, medium height, dainty appear- ance, an absence of war painti' and dignified actions complete the description of the unknown Sophomore for you to discover. She does not participate much in athletics being of a more studious nature which is proved by her grade card nearly covered with A's. Although possessing more than a little artistic talent she does not intend to become a commer- cial artist but has intentions of pursuing a teaching career. It shouldn't be hard to find this sweet little sophomore if you are alert. Compare your identification with right answer in next week's Tattler. , TATTLER EXTRA IS PUBLISHED TUESDAY Scott-Polar Bear Grid Game Honored By Extra Edition First Woodward Tattler extra published this year made its ap- pearance Tuesday morning. It is the fourth extra published in the last three years and was occas- ioned by the scoreless tied clash with Scott last Saturday. A staff composed of Elsie Frautschi, Marion Jaworski, Seymour Rothman, Alberta Teall, William Rosenberg, Ruth Dorf, Dorothy Shore, Milton Zimmerman, Leona Jacobs, Julia Lubit, went to the Tattler office right after the game Saturday afternoon and wrote th e issue which made its appearance Tuesday. Favorable comments were received on the issue, of which more than seven hunded copies were sold. WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THIS? To The Woodward Tattlerg 'lhvvo of the most important organizations that should be included in a school's extra-cur- ricular activities have not yet been heard of through the bulle- tin or Tattler. These organiza- ions are t h e Student Council and the Boosters' Club. Is Woodward to be listed as a school without these student organizations? Would such organizations that would take all students into membership, not just a select few, be too big a project to be undertaken by students? ' True, former recent organiza- tions of this kind have not prov- en as successful as was hoped, but shall we cast away thought of organizing because of lack of in- terest of students before us? What about this? Have any plans for ,organization been under- taken? I believe that this is an impor- tant issue in the interest of stu- dents of Woodward. What steps will be made concernig it? Shall we have a Student Council and Booster's Club? Loyally, A Sincere Woodward Booster. Twenty-one Students Are Enrolled In Library Work Twenty-one sophomore, jun- ior and senior girls have enroll- ed to assist Miss Sawtelle, Librarian. Some ofthe students were from Scott and Waite. E ach as- sistant has been assigned certain book shelves for which she is responsible. - At a recent meeting it was de- cided that n 0 officers would be elected, b u t different persons would preside at each meeting. Alice Rupley and Roselyn Kena- ga will have charge of the next meeting. SEEKER DISCLOSES SECRET AMBITIONS Coming Teacher, Newspaper Women, Baker Attend ' Woodward Let your ambitions be undiminished By the constant fiow of time. ' Grow to where you'll never bother To read this rotten kind of rhyme. -Rothman Ambition--the elixer-the killer ---the joymaker--the heart breaker --the curse--the maker of men. What is your ambition? The Tattler Gossip-seeker knows. fSo does the shadowl Virginia Barnes---I want to be a newspaper woman. I saw, Five Star Final. Bob Belnap--I want to teach geometry. I know my figures-- now, f'rinst-ance take Ruth Schick.-- Dorothy Philips--My ambition is to become a Senior Hi-Y member. Marvin Yewey-- Palmy Days was swell. I'm gonna' be a baker. Elson Erler--Do you think I'd make a good gigolo? Anne Marie Evans---I'd like to slap the face of the guy who wrote this. Ed.Note--You'll have to stand in line. Meyer Hoffenblum-I'll go to Annapolis and when I.get my admirality I'll get a job as a doorman-or a hea d usher maybe. John Search--When I grow up I'm gonna be a policeman or a fireman or a soldier,I am. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Oct. 16--Woodward--Newcastle game lNewcastleJ Oct. 17 ------ P eiuper Formal Initiation COttawa Parkl Oct. 17- --Open Forumg Prof. Barnes CJ. E. L. JAuditorumJ Oct. 22- - -Tattler Subscription Campaign Starts Saturday ,Affairs Barred No school affairs in any high school. on a Saturday was the de- cree of the board of education recently. 1 Organizations which formerly held activities on that night will have to transfer them to a school night. Cost of keeping a building open was the reason for the order. Auto Mechanics Raise Club Funds With Auto Repairs Mr. Nuber's auto mechanics make minor repairs on two cars per day. General overhauling takes about two or three weeks because each class is only one hour long. The shop owns a service car which enables them to go down town for supplies. Due to the many drivers in Woodward, these boys offer tow- ing services with a charge of 50c per half hour. This is placed in the club treasury. Battery service is also offered after school. E xl Constantly, Consistently Constructive J w Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, October 23, 1931 No. 6 ANNUAL PARTY HELD CAMPAIGN TO END ELECTRIC EQUIPMENT PRESENTED BY ATHLETIC LEAGUE NEXT WEDNESDAY To CLASS BY GENERAL ELECTRIC Organization To Celebrate Halloween in Gym Tonight 1.- Girls Athletic League will hold its annual Halloween party, Fri- day, October 23 from 8:00 to 11:00 P.M. in the girls' gym, Wood- ward's ball room. Royal Woodwardites will fur- nish the musical entertainment. The spirit of Halloween will be prevalent in the novel decora- tions and entertainment. The main feature will be the Hall of Horrors, through which everyone must pass in order to gain en- trance to the frolic. Only members of the club and their specially invited guests will be admitted. Everyone mus t show a ticket to gain entrance to the building. Prizes will be given to thosehaving the best cos- tlimes. Guests of honor for the affair are Mr. and Mrs. Lowry, Mr. A. Smith, Mr. H. Hanham, Miss M. Doering, Miss A. Curtis, Mr. P. Dunsmore and Miss A. Miller. Committee in charge of ar- rangements consists of Eileen Ward, chairman, Henriette Wie- linski, Harriet Marie, and Freida Hullenkremer. Julia Lubit will be master of ceremonies. Fifty Hand In Membership Applications To Join Club Fifty Woodward students have handed in applications for mem- berships in the International club to William Hullenkremer, presi- dent and Miss Curtis advisor of the club. This is the second year for the organization. Thru its efforts speakers on International affairs have been brought to the Wood- Ward student body. To aid in furthering friendship among nations, every member corresponds with some foreign student. Page Donates Uniforms Sixteen new uniforms will be given to the band by Mr. Henry Page. This will make it possible for the entire band to parade in uniform. Some doubt had been expressed as to whether the band w o ul d march, but with Mr. Page's dona- tion this has been removed. . Whata Break! A Students who usually expect unsatisfactories and congratu- lated 'themselves on not getting any this time may be interested to know that none were sent. Grade cards wills be out in three more weeks. ' I v One Thousand Subscriptions Set Goal of Tattler Drive Tattler subscription campaign for the next five weeks opened yesterday and will continue until Wednesday. Tattler s will be distributed next Thursday, as there is no school Friday, due to the Northwestern Ohio Teachers Association meeting. Representatives for the Tattler' assembled Monday to discuss plans for the coming drive. A special effort is being made to have at least 50 per cent of every class subscribers. If this plan is successful there will be one thou- sand paid subscriptions. Leona Jacobs, business mana- ger of the Tattler, is in charge of the campaign. 1 Up In The Air Opperetta To Be Given By Glee Club Lois Hotz will play the part of leadiug lady in the coming Operetta Up in the Air .Lead- ing inale role will be enacted by Paul Boardman. Others in the cast are Bob Eisernan,Lucy Hill, Bob Bader, Helen Hackman,and Arthur Kaminsky. This Operetta was given at Libbey several years ago. It will be given at Woodward by the Glee Club about the end of the semester under direction of Mr. Clarence Ball. ,-.m.m..m.L- Quill And Dagger Society Committees Are Appointed Three committees were ap- pointed at the last meeting of the Quill and Dagger Literary Society by the president, Glenn Merriam. Those chosen for the program committee are Ed Bialorucki, Vincent Strohm, Ralph Bradley and Art Pfefferle. The social committee is com- posed of Paul Boardman, Stan Jendrzewski, Norbert Duszyn- ski, and Henry Machowiak. Elson Erler, Norman Kinker, and Lehigh Worden were ap- pointed on the membership committee. Library Staff Chosen ' Alice Rupli has been named presiding officer of the library staE. Roselyn Kenaga is the as- sistant presiding officer. Twenty members have enrolled in the li- brary class. Club meetings are held on the first Wednesday of every month. Class meetings are held on the second and fourth Wednesday of every month. Miss S. Sawtell, school librarian, is the instructor of the library class. Public Address, Radio System Made Possible By New Materialsg Work To Start Immediately .lmmlli General Electric Company, Schenectady, New York, has donated material, appraised at a value of one thousand dollars by Mr. A. R. Bitter, electrical instructor, to Woodward electrical shop, making possible the completion of Public Address and Radio Sys- tems. Thru the efforts of Messers J. M. Garman, production man- ager of transformer department, Jack Evans, general production manager, Walter Goll, general manager, C. H. Matson, all of Fort Wayne, A. C. Stevens, educgsional department head, Soho. INSTRUCTOR STARTS RADIO CLASS HERE N Mr. A. R. Bitter Mr. Bitter came to Woodward two years ago as instructor of the electrical class. He interested some boys in radio and last year started a class, furnishing his own material. Under his super- vision two students have been granted licenses and are building a station here. Mr. Bitter received his primary education in radio under Mr. Foley at Waite high school. Peiupers To Hold Annual W-W Masquerade Frolic Thursday evening Oct. 29, the annual W-W dance will be pre- sented in the girls' gym in the form of a masquerade by the Peiuper club. The dance is to celebrate the coming Woodward-Waite game. Invitations will be extended to Waite students to attend. Efforts are being made to se- cure a well-known o rches tra. Other plans to make it a gala affair are being arranged. Members Of Faculty Counted Woodward has a faculty of six- ty-three members. Twenty-nine of' these are women. The men out- number the women with a total 1 of thirty four members. The band, ' orchestra, chorus and physical education instructors were in- cluded in this count. Enter Song Contest Milton Zimmerman, Esther Jakcsy, John Addei, and Myra Brandum, have been the Hrst to enter their songs in the Tattler Contest . More songs are wanted. The contest closes Nov.9. Enter your songs now. mr. ..., -ms nectady, and W. F. Rohr, in. dustrial arts head, who has lnterested these men and super. vised the arrangements here, the equipment was forwarded. - Mr. Garman was invited to ,Toledo by Mr. Rohr to see the annual industrial arts exhibition held here last May. He was so pleased with the electrical shop work that, on the suggestion gf his host, he offered to send some old transformers for experiment- ation. On returning to Fgrt Wayne, he interested Mr. Evans in the idea, who in turn offered to send a variety of material. The donation was sont through the Schenectady oflice in two boxes weighing a total of 516 pounds. The Public Address system will be completed today, so that it can be installed in less than five hours notice. Next year a permanent installation from the offices to study rooms will be made. 'Ifill now the class was without radio parts, .except for the in- structors private sets. The new equipment alsoenables the -Hn- ishmg of Mr. B1tter's radio sta- tion. The first tryout of the set will be made tomorrow when Mr. Bitter will broadcast the Youngstown-Chaney game to Glenn Merriam on the 160 meter wave. ' Fred Katz, Glenn Merriam, Stanley Weber, and Norman Laabs are assisting in the install- ation of the two systems. Meyer Schall Elected Meyer Schall was elected pres- ident of the German club. Other oflicers are Freida Hullenkremer, vice-president, Robert Bader, sec- retary, Carl Campbell, treasurer, Edwin Wisenberger, reporter. Commerce Club Elects 1 - Bernice Floyd, senior, was elected president of the Com- merce Club at a meeting held last Wednesday. Other newly elected officers are Harold Coger, vice president, Corinne Miller, secretary, and Harry Hester, treasurer., 1 I l'T.-mfs.. ...f..--. THE WOODWARD TATTLER - X THE WOODWARD TATTLER l ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' - ,.,,,,,i,,a5,,,5,,,3,I,I,,1m,,,5,p,,, I His WORK LIVES ON IFLASHES FROM FRIEND 0 oo war ig c oo . . Scott. High Thistle. suggested .. 1l ,, . orgamzmg 21 Clty H19-'h School Igzg i1ff5EffEf.fiE--2ff5E5'5?: 'EIS 2.I -IfjffjE12f,f'f-'55-Elf '.-'f:f 5 123 '4':i E If-fifffl: in- Ml Smolflfqi Member ':3i.':-- -ff' 'fif' ' ' ' f 2:-1-:f -:fi-. 'E3521iE-zfix 93, :f2525'f:l,1, I' F7 . . Exe. Y-l:I.-'1:1f25f1Qif2'- 5-:I NI :-:i:'Sf'Z'5iEIE1li- - f .P :f.2f'51-.525'-: -:':1:P ':',--fix SE--1:r:'-ra::r:2:f53:- : F:--f'frxi.' ':2S:r-',-.fx fs: x 'amos ., And dePam g leave behmd I , ',,,.,., , ...,,.,' them TATTLER STAFF Footprints in the sands of time. . - - Longfellow News Ed1t0l' ....................... Elsie Frautschl X535 grggfggg-fggzggrgg,5gggg,Qggg3,-:igggg55g.:gsfgjgfg'. Managing Editor ----'----- Marion Jawofski TT Edison is dead He Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs 'e'-',-'- sK'o' F ' Sports Editor ............ William Roseigberg leaves no successor, no one ' . is - - EiitltiffifffljiiZjiiiiiififiigiitli-l5tsi.'Z'iIS to cfmy on he Worlf' He 'S Exchange ..... ...........,............ . ........ R uth Dorf buried and gone, his body Display.. ................. ............. A lberta Teall i.,... 1 will soon be dust, his life Cartoonist .............,............... Alvin Chuiskx Lx Q, , , , , Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon 1,,' history, but his inventions Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman iq, Q, - - - Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce will be a hvlng memory of S J l'a Lubit I him forever- - u 1 is Typlsts 2 Gertrude Blumenfield ......- --- I S1285 Writers homas A Edison Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz 18474931 l Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow -, , ,, ,, -, W, Marie Swaya lgatthewgbloza - --- Miles Booth irginia itz John steinmim Clara Wichqwski STUDENT OPINION WILL BE ASKED Rosemary W1etf2yF0r'Sk1 . O DETERMINE the opinion of Tattler subscribers concerning Faculty , S Miss Merle J- Doerms the different. features of our school paper, students of several Advlsofsl Mr- Hugh Montgomery sophomore, junior, and senior classes are being asked to an- swer a questionnaire. O - Students will be asked to arrange Cub Corner, ne Year Ago I 5 I Who's Who, Hither and Yon, Flashes From Friends, Deadline GN: ,E Flashes, Under the Tattler Torchlight, and Pola Baer in order ac- ! cordmg to their preference for these articles. , I 0lTOR 1, . The Tattler staff will assemble all ofthe anwers, and the results 4 will be published in next week's Tattler. This questionnaire is . - rr 1 being passed out to students to enable the staff to cut out those Necessity is the mother of in- vention. The new, much stricter club rulings necessitate a body to control and enforce them. A Booster club or Student council will not be sufficient. Would an inter-club council of one member from each organization do? Students, advisors, we ask your opinions. l lk I Hard times hold no terrors for Mr. Henry Page--and so--new band uniforms. Radio will never take the place of newspapers. Who ever heard of swatting a fly with a radio. is il 55 Latest denition--Amateur de- tective, n.-One who puts two and two together and gets ive. It's just like some people to get bald-headed from worrying that their hair is falling out. if if if We find the school of inexperi- ence much harder. S F R Interesting things should hap- pen, when Ghandi meets Bernard Shaw. Security Rank :Ya Trust---Oh, the irony of it all. Newest initiation stunt--send a pledge downtown a la Ghandi. Progress-A r c h i m e d e s' ran through the streets. Godiva had a horse. ' features of the Tattler that the student body does not read or enjoy. TATTLER WELCOMES NEW PAPER DeVilbiss Question Mark is welcomed into the ranks of Toledo high school papers, by Woodward students and Tattler staff. We heartily congratulate you on your first endeavor. The Question Mark and the Tattler are the onl Toledo hi h Y 8' school papers which do not include an advertising department. Your staff is fortunate in having no seniors this year as they will consequently be veterans in newspaper work next year. Editor Byron Price and Exchange Editor Clarence Alspaugh visited Woodward this week to exchange papers and establish a friendship which we hope will continue into the future. Hither And Yon In a hurry today-a day late in getting this column in. There's Ann Marie Evans trying to open her locker and talk t o Goldie Parker at the same time. Maybe if James Shemas' legs weren't so short he wouldn't have to hurry as fast a s he does. Look! Mr. Bevan is showing the picture of the Pilgrims to Freddie Slawski, poor boy, never s aw it before! Will some one please help Miss S haw in explaining Morals to Abe Wexler-one can't convince him. There's Virginia Barnes giving Mr. Worfa bite ofher candy--getting o n the good side, Virginia? Here comes my history teacher, or rather substitute- Dave O'desky--makes history rather nice, doesn't he? Tattler will discontinue printing the club schedule. Meetings of clubs are an- nounced daily in the bulletin. Who's Who Rising from demure sopho- mores to more bold juniors we offer a girl of that class for your identification. Last week's bril- liant sophomore was Corabelle Kehrer. A desire to be active in school in school affairs and to win a scholarship are her foremost de- sires. She is an ardent Woodward booster. Acting on their own initiative she and two other girls gave a Polar Bear Frolic. The proceeds of their dance went to buy emblems for the basketball team. Limiting her club activities to the Periclean and Latin societies she is an officer of the latter. The beautiful but dumb phrase does not apply to her as her all A grade card proves. Completing her description she is of medium height, a plain dresser, has bluish green eyes, and light brown hair. Simile: As welcome as Mr. ,I Dunsmore's smile. clude the Libbey Crystal, Waite Retina, Devilbiss Question Mark, Central Centric, Notre Dame Vista, St. John's Comet, Voca- tional Hi-Crier, Scott Thistle, and Woodward Tattler. The purpose of this group would be to better the respective newspapers. By having meetings of the staffs of each paper, many suggestions and improvements can be made. Let's organize this association, Scott! Vtfoodward is willing to participatel- Scott Thistle, Scotts Hi., Toledo, Ohio. . X Caustic Critic- Gee, but you have a lot of bum jokes in this issue. Editor- O, I don't know. I put a bunch of them in the stove and the fire just roared.---Frankfort fIiaLife-- Frankfort Hi. Frankfort, n . 8 8 0 Think the best of people until you know the worst.--- Lindblom Hieekly, Lindblom Hi, Chicago, asa: ', The Winfield and Oxford vo- H cational agricultural classes purchased some Colorado ewes to be used in class projects. These ewes will be cared for by l the boys and they will be market- ed next summer. Winfield Oracle- Winfield Hi.-Winfield, Kansas. He---What good did you get out of chemistry? She--Well, I still use the apron for washing dishes. The Centric, Central Hi, Toledo,Ohio. ' B IX. fl. o RIr'TTi , ,, Freshman--The lowest form of human life. Teachers despise them, Seniors ignore them, Dogs bark at them, Mr. Raymond growls at them, Even David Essak looks down upon them. Some actually study and take home books and look up references and look for indexes in dic- tionaries But they buy Tattlers. Bless their little hearts. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Athletic League Par- ty- fGirl's Gyml Tomorrow---Youngstown Cha- ney Game---CHereJ ' . Wed. Oct. 28---Tattler sub- scription ends ' Thurs. Oct. 29 ---W.W.Dance tGirl's Gyml.. . i THE WOODWARD TATTLER N NEWCASTLE BEATS POLAR BEARS, 38-0 Woodward Defense Collapses Q As Pennsylvanians Triumph . Woodward Polar Bears were handed their second defeat of the year when they dropped a 38-0 decision to Newcastle High school at the Pennsylvania city Friday night. A heavy rain throughout the game hampered play although both squads got off to several long runs. After outplaying Newcastle in the initial quarter, the Bears' defense collapsed to allow the Pennsylvanians to score two touchdowns in each succeeding quarter. Passes were Wood- ward's undoing, failing to com- plete them on the offense and to block them on the defense. Uram Opens Scoring Neither eleven threatened in the opening quarter although Woodward advanced the ball to their opponent's 20. Uram opened the scoring in the second period by tallying twice, the first touch- down coming after Newcastle had recovered a Woodward fum- ble onthe Bears' 27. The third score came in the next period when Kudlinski's punt was blocked and recovered on the 10 yard line.,Uram again broke loose near the end of this period for 32 yards and another touchdown. Bears Threaten A second and third team fin- ished the scoring for the Penn- sylvanians in the final period with two tallies. The Bears made a great bid for a score in the third quarter when Friedman took a kickoff on the 6 yard line and raced 56 yards before he was downed. Kudlinski then made 24 on a fake pass, but Newcastle tightened here and held. For Woodward, Kudlinski, De- Shetler, and Friedman starred in the backfield while Gil Harre went well on the defense. Uram and Kominic stood out for New- castle on the offense and Capt. Crisci's play on the line featured. Newcastle made 8 first downs to 2 for the Bears. Schoolmaster Bowlers Schoolmasters Bowling League under the supervision of Mr. Van Tassel, will begin its bowling the first Friday in November, in the Interurban Bowling Alleys. The league which includes faculty members from all city schools, consists of six teams, three men to each team, and will meet every Friday. Students Listen, To Game Waite Hi students unable to travel to Dayton with the football team were given an opportunity to listen to a play by play account of the. game when a radio was installed in the Waite auditorium .for that purpose. Asmall fee was charged to students and adults. Faculty Manager Keeps Credit Good Mr. R. F. Lowry The capability of Mr. Raymond Lowry, faculty manager of the athletic association and senior English instructor, in keeping Woodward's credit good made possible the football team this year. Mr. Lowry was made mana- ger of the association in 1920. During his service in that posi- tion he introduced season tickets and reduced the football ticket prices, at the same time through his ingenuity with the Booster club and carnival reduced consid- erably the association's debt. Football A La Mud News Report--Sing Sing forms football team. Good ol' Eli. The annual intersectional J ale game. Sing Sing vs. Leavenworth. There was no betting although the referee lost the coin he tossed up. R 6 wk fl The first play was a quarter- back sneak and when they came out of it the quarter-back was gone. U U U The longest run of the g a m e was when the water boy carried the pail to Sing Sing's one yard line. ' Meanwhile the linesman got homesick looking at the stripes. Leavenworth was penalized five years for stealing a look at the scoreboard. I li Ik The only injury was t o a little boy who fell off a telegraph pole trying to steal in. The scorers became mixed up when Capt. Harry Legs Eitalli, No. 82,976, changed jerseys with Scarface Rob Nichols, No. 91,422 The warden was satisfied until it was time to quit. The cheering section had disappeared. Teachers are giving out hot as- signments for the cold weather. The teachers searching for cold germ might be able to find it in some of the students' feet. 5 er r: rms 5 L -jp a an Rossnssac --Y Woodward has enough reserve strength to warrant it protection against injuries. A trio of Irish- men, Kelly at guard, Freeman at end, and Callahan at tackle are showing a lot of promise as well as Reichlin at quarter and Jim Boyd, freshman tfullback. Coach Bevan is more popular 1 in Youngstown than Gandhi is in India. Bevan came to Woodward after coaching Youngstown Ray- en to several city championships. Last Thursday as the Bears stopped over on their trip to Newcastle, he received a steady line of visitors wishing him luck at his present position. Night football in Pennsylvania has proved anything but lucky for Woodward as scores against Erie and Newcastle have shown. Woodward's score in the game against Youngstown Chaney will be a means of comparison be- tween the Bears and Waite when they meet next week. Roosevelt Hi of Dayton recently defeated them by a score of 19-0 while Waite last week easily won over Roosevelt 24-0. x x Youngstown Chaney is the fourth champion Woodward has had on its schedule this year. Newcastle was district champion last year and state champion in 1929. Chaney won the city title last year and Libbey will round out the list of pennant winners. Jim N asium, boasting electrici- ty in his hair, gas in his stomach and water on the brain, has been, monickered Public Utilities . Cub Grid Squad Travels To Bowling Green For Battle Woodward lightweights travel to Bowling Green today for a game with the freshman team of the Normal College there. This game was not scheduled at the beginning of the season, but will be used as apreparation for the rest of the city schedule. The improvement shown by the Cubs in their last game against Libbey has caused Coach Ben Penchef to believe his team can make a good showing against the rest of the city teams. New definition--F a c u 1 t y , a group of people paid to help the seniors run the school. Wonder where Sir Vincent Strohm was when Roberta fell down the stairs Friday. Wonder if Japan got sore at China because of over-production of chop suey that was ruining the the home market? The name of Nathan Lupu is misinterpreted by Mr. C. E. Stan- eart as Nathan Pew. wooDwARD PLAYS Hosr TO CHANEY HI Thrilling Encounter Expected When Teams Clash Saturday Woodward eleven plays host to Chaney High of Youngstown in the first grid encounter between the two schools Saturday after- noon at Woodward field. Chaney' got off to a slow start this season but has gradually de- veloped into the form they dis- played last year in winning the football championship of Youngs- town. The down-staters last week handed the tough Akron East team its first defeat of the year by a score of 14-0. Coach Bevan is using this game in preparation for the game with Waite next week. The Bears have come through all its sched- ule this year with few injuries and their true form should be displayed against Chaney. Bevan may switch his line-up somewhat but it is certain his regulars will be needed to take the game. Woodward's offensive and de- fensive strength will be tested against the Youngstown team. The Bears' line did not show up well in the game with Newcastle last week while the backfield displayed a good deal of form. Chaney's best bid for scoring honors is Kabealo, its fast and heavy fullback. Kabealo, a few years ago, practically tore up the Scott line when the two schools met on the gridiron. Injuries kept him out ofthe game last year but he is back again this season with his best playing William Shames, Freshman Gets Free Ticket To Game Big scores, little scores, and middle sized scores, were entered in the weekly Tattler guessing contest. More than 95 percent of the slips gave Woodward the game by a narrow margin. Wil- lian Shames, a freshman, wa s the lucky guesser. He will receive a ticket to the Youngstown. Chaney ,game which will be played on th e Woodward field tomorrow. ' Mark your score carefully. The one guessing the correct answer will be given a ticket to the Waite-Woodward game. Put down the lucky number on the coupon below and drop it in the Tattler box in front of Room 122 before three o'clock today. t Youngstown-Chaney .......... Woodward ........... ........... Name ................ Home Room ........... ............. ....... Coach Bevan will be the- guest speaker over station W. S.P.D. Toledo, tomorrow at 6 o'clock. His subject is Football - ,um ,, , A ,,,,,.,.cl....L.ua.4...L ---..L4Q----- ----- ' .. M' - f THE WOODWARD TA'1'1'LER WASHINGTON TRIP . PRIZE IN CONTEST Prohibition League Sponsors Examination January Sixteenth Contest furnishing an incen- tive for an interesting study of the temperance question is of- fered to any student of the Junior or Senior classes of any Ohio high school. V Prize trip with all expenses paid to the next National Con- vention of the Anti-Saloon League of America held at Wash- ington D. C. on or about January 16, 1932, is the award to a boy and girl from each county who is successful in the county finals. Quiz Book Fundamental Facts Concerning Alcohol and the Constitution is the text for study. All students who enter the con- test and study the Quiz Book will be eligible as members of the new Youth Organization. All Woodward students inter- ested in entering the contest should see Mr. Philo Dunsmore. Director Of Guidance To Attend Special Meeting Mr. E. L. Clark, Guidance Director at Woodward will attend the College Personnel Officers' Conference' at Ann Arbor, Michigan, October 26 and 27. Leading authorities of the country will address the con- vention, after which round table discussion will be held. Dr. T. Luther Purdom, who addressed Woodward seniors here last year, will speak on the Personal Inven- tory. Alice C. Lloyd, Dean of Wo- men at Michigan University, will speak on Student, Individual, and Group Adjustments. Seven Gridders Visit South High School, Youngstown South High School of Youngs- town was visited by seven mem- bers of the Polar Bear squad when the team stopped there en- route to New Castle. Among the novel things no- ticed was a class of girls working in the wood shop. The machine shop had besides the customary machinery, a complete smithy for each boy. A chart showing the amount of work done by each boy was prominent in the print shop. George Barrow, Bill Callahan, Al Churski, Leonard Churski, Jim Boyd, Stanley Szczepanik, and Ted Paifrath, were the boys taken thru the school by the principal. Attends Denison Centennial Miss Catherine McClure, gym instructor, attended the Denison Centennial at Granville, Ohio, over the week-end. Representatives from all parts of the United States attended. Governor White spoke at one of the meetings. Miss McClure is a graduate of Denison. . ',-.i ' ra-s--rf-1-v--v-v-Q-Q--v-v-ws-an g Under The Tattler i ,P Torch Light 4 ifwtvdvvbvb-dvds-vivdvvavd-fwbvbk Mr. R. Sheline If you know that P. E.: wh gravitational units: Mgh abso- lute units, that is ample proof that Mr. Sheline is an excellent physics teacher. Mr. Sheline is aiming to rival Eddie Cantor inasmuch as his family is composed of four girls. The sweetness of his young daughters does not fully satisfy his sweet tooth as a reward will be given the person who can give Mr. Sheline a candy bar that he has never eaten. Report sixth hour as that is his favorite time for eating such delicacies. A great deal of his time has been spent in making plans for his new home. To sum every- thing up, Mr. Sheline is a gener- al utility man. DEADLINE FLASHES Mr. LaRue drove 100 miles from his cottage at Devils' Lake, Saturday morning to see the Scott-Woodward game-It's the principal of the thing. Q Sl' 3 In his four years at school Sam Rubin has yet to miss a Wood- ward football or basketball game played in Toledo. Doesn't that deserve a little consideration in his grade, llunsmore? Harry Curtis, '30 is now work- ing in the circulation department of the Washington Daily News. Kenneth Osthimer, former Tat- tler editor, also in Washington, promises to send us a The Cap- italist column every week. Spe- cial to Tattler, Washington- Class, eh wotl x Copies of the Tattler are avail- able in the public library refer- ence room with Century, Forum, American Mercury,and other cul- tural magazines. i il Despite the fact that Russel Smith has eyes .for Virginia Philips, the books he carries down the hall belong to Ben' Chasin. If you will leave reservations with Sadia Skaif you can have assignments typed cheap in two finger style. t at t It's a blessing that there aren't so many fiies around else those students whose mouths hang open in wonder all the time would ruin their digestion. A IN TERNATIONALS FILL DISPLAY CASE Porto Rico Treasure Chest, Letters And Foreign Coins Exhibited Foreign articles will be exhi- bited next week in the Tattler- Display case through the courtesy of the International Club. Letters received from Europe by members of the organization, and a collection of foreign coins owned by Miss Curtis, advisor of the group, will be located on the proper country in a large map. The main feature ofthe display will be the chest and its contents which is now being filled by mem- bers of the club. The chest when filled is to be sent to Porto Rico. POLA BAER ' lEd. noteg-This column will not answer questions pertaining to legal or medical matters, exami- nations, or anything else worth knowingj Dear Pola Baer: Saw you come out of Mr. Bevan's house laughing yourself hysterical. VVhat's the joke? l Inquisitively, Thelma Edwards. - Dear Thelma: He had a comb and brush on his dresser. Oh boy, isn't it a joke. Pola. Dear Pola: Can you figure out why they call this new poetry free verse. Puzzled, AlFrancis. Dear Al: Did you ever try to sell any? ' Pola. Dear Pola: I want a Wife who is good looking, clever, economical, does not nag, scold, complain, and is a good cook. Hopefully, John Tokes. -Dear Johnnie: You don't want a wife, you want a Harem. . Pola. GIRLS' HIT-PIN STANDING Complete standings in girls' hit-pin baseball league including Monday's games: O LEAGUE WON LOST PCT. 1. 1. Friendship 3 0 1.000 2. Pericaean 2 1 .667 3. Brownies 2 1 .667 4. Lightning 2 1 .667 5. Shooting Stars 2 1 .667 6. Inter-Circle 1 2 .333 7. Blue Socks 0 2 .000 8. Latin Club 0 3 .000 OO'? LEAGUE WON LOST PCT. Senior Girls 3 O 1.000 2. French Clubs 2 0 1.000 3. Wild-Fires 3 1 .750 4. Sophomore Girls 1 1 .500 5. Freshman Girls 1 1 2 .333 6. Freshman Girls 2 1 2 .333 7. Commerce Club 0 2 .000 8. Junior Girls 0 2 .000 Why wasn't America dicov- ered more than once? asked -Lillian Williams. ' - :gnu -A im- -fxrfi'-3 gt, ggmflgfg-l1i,:,,:tj,Qgx,,g 53:i5E'gg:aj4s.i,.- siggfg-AYNALM-QM, QLMQ-A 3 A XL K ALGEBRA TEACHER EXPOSES FACULTY Willie Rohr Life Of Party Back In 19103 Roy Rike Turns Wallfiower The case--The public vs. Miss Miller. Accused---Not important--The idea is she's being tried. Miss Miller, .where were you October 23, 1910? asks the Tat- tler Gossip-seeker, pointing an accusing finger at her and tak- ing a swig of exhibit A. Hin,-October 23, let's see 2a plus ab:0X:unknown. Oh, yes, that night I gave a home coming party for Hannah Shaw. Little Wille Rohr, the life of the party, was there with all kinds of gad- gets and watchamacallits to scare us girls.He had a little rub- ber mouse with a springy tail and set it on the floor. All us girls screeched and jumped on the chairs but finally he picked it up and showed us what it was and we laughed and told him he was a horrid thing. Then he pulled out a pair of fake teeth and put them in his mouth. Gosh he looked too funny for words. He showed us some handkerchief tricks, a squirting flower, a false cigar, a lot of puz- zles, and ajumping frog. We just sat there and howled at the tricks. He said some cute things too. Oh yeah, Roy Rike, the boy across the street, was there and he just sat and watched Willie, but he didn't laugh. Finally he started to tell jokes, but Bill was no one to be outdone and he told us the one about the man who asked Bridget about his wife's whereabouts and she said she hung them on the line, and We all laughed and blushed and told Will he was simply terrible. Roy just sat there and twiddled his thumbs. At nine o'clock-- Yer' honor, yer honor inter- rupts the attorney for the defense, the gossiper drank up all the evidence so you have no ' 77 case. Aw-h-h yawns the judge straightening and adjusting his toupee, Case is dismissed Miss Miller, you are free to z-z-z-z. The court clears--the judge sleeps on---Messrs. Rohr and Rike pose for the tabloids--Miss Miller goes home to find moreproblems for her Algebra III students. The Tattler Gossip--seeker seeks on. One Year Ago Northwestern O h io Teach- ers' Association Meeting. Beatrice Woodka el e c t e d president of the new Home Economics Club. New Castle downs P o l a r Bears 12-6. ' William I-lulle nkramer heads International. - .. 1 ' - X , ...-. .'f.?'i':f:5-X-f'r.1. arty... . It xl N Constantly, Consistently Constructive 0' J w Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, October 30, 1931 p No. 7 . MANY EXPECTED AT 0 U PEIUPER MASKED TEACHERS' MEETING General Assemblies Will Be Held At State, Civic Auditorium i-.1 Delegation of 3500 school teachers will attend the fifty nihth annual Northwestern Ohio Teachers' Association Conven- tion held here tomorrow and Saturday. General Assemblies will be held in Civic Auditorium and State theatre. Program of songs and addresses will be offered Friday morning. Outstanding speakers are Dr.W. C. Bagley, professor of Education at Colum- bia University and Dr. Rufus B. Von Kleinschmid, president of University of Southern Califor- nia. For the evening, concert by the Lucas County high schools has been planned. After general sessions teachers will divide into groups and dis- cuss questions pertaining to subjects they teach. Many social affairs are being planned. Annual informal get-to- gether banquet of Northwestern Schoolmaster's Club will be held Friday at the Secor Hotel. Ohio association of Deans of College Women and Deans and Advisors of high school girls of which Miss Grace Cronk is president will be- gin their activities with a lunch- eon held Friday in the Secor Hotel.. Schools have been ordered closed for Friday by the Board of Education. ---l.-i....1. Three Woodwardites To Play in Selected Band Three Woodward students, Norman Laabs, Clarence Fultz, and John Eisenrich were mem- bers of a selected band of forty- five students that played at a recent luncheon at the Chamber of Commerce which was given for a group of sixty foreign man- ufacturers and educators who are touring this country. This selected- band is under the directorship of Mr. Guy V. Sutphen. Art Klan Members Elect Officers For Current Year Genevieve Gerstenek was elected president of the Art Klan. Other officers are Guinevere Kuehnle, vice-presidentg Alfonse Olsewski, secretary, and Paul Pohorecki, treasurer. Initiation, followed by a Halloween party, was held Tues- day, October 27, in the girls' gym. Lillian- Sells headed the enter- tainment committee program as master of ceremonies. Miss June Anderson is the3'advisor. r The Abduction Of Queen Bor 523226 In days of old when tales were told Of hags who roamed around, A vague form strode within the road From earth to Witches' town. As Witchdom slept Death quietly crept Inside' its walls of gold, And on that night before his flight The witch queen subtly stole. . Queen Bor's shrill cry rocked earth and sky And waked her subjects all, Who came on steeds of sticks and weeds In answer to her call They cursed grim Death with every breath, Which steamed with burning ire, But though they sought they could find naught Of Bor, their hearts' desire. And to this day some people say Some witches still are seen Out in the night neath astral light, In search, on Hallowe'en. ---Shelley Crayon, '32 PORTRAIT OF BEAR GIVEN TO SCHOOL A large Polar Bear picture painted by Miss Dorothy Miller, sister of Miss Amie Miller, was presented to Woodward at a mass meeting held in the audi- torium conference hour today. The painting was a gift from both Miss Millers to the school. Mr. P. Dunsmore dedicated the picture to the school. Catherine Smith and Paul Boardman took charge of this Woodward-Waite mass meeting, the fourth one of its kind to be taken over by the students. Other speakers were Mr. C. La- Rue, Mr. R. Bevan, and Mr. R. F. Lowry. g Skits were acted out by Roseyln Kenega,1Louis Saclnnan, Robert Eiseman, and Haro1d,Hart. Others participatingintheprogramwere Dixie and Mayfair Smith, Alice Schwab, HenriettaWielinski, and -Rose Mary Wietrzykowski. . a 0 Public Address System To Be Used At Waite Game Mr. A R. Bitter's radio and elec- rical classes will bring the spirit of college football games to Woodward, Saturday, by broad- casting a play by play description from the cafeteria into the bleach- ers and grandstand. Work on the audio system is being completed by Mr. Bitter, Fred Katz, Norman Laabs, Glenn Merriam, and Stanley Weber. The broadcasting will be done by Marion J aworski and Sey- mour Rothman, members of the Tattler staff. Commerce Club Selling Parlimentary Law Book Robert's Rules of Order, a book on parliamentary law, is being offered for sale to the other clubs at the reduced price of 31.00 by the Commerce f-lub. Committee selling the books are Marvin Trattner, Dorothy Shore, Nola Eisinger, and Ed- , ward Happ. , p .. .duel-LM ... .L BALL HELD HERE Woodward, Waite Gridders Meet On Dance Floor Tonight Second annual W-W dance, sponsored by the Peiuper Club, will be held tonight at 8:30 in the girls' gym. The gym will be dec- orated in Halloween style and guests will masquerade. Kenny Keller and his Toledo- ans, well known Toledo orches- tra, have been secured for danc- ing. Steve Harris, former Wood- wardite, will give Ha few specialty tap dance numbers and Dorothy and Irving Shore will present an exhibition waltz. Prizes will be awarded for most novel and comic costumes although it is not necessary to wear a costume. . Waite and Woodward football teams, Mr. and Mrs. P. Conser, and Mr. and Mrs. C. LaRue, and Mr. R. Bevan, and Mr. and Mrs. Don McCallister will be guests of Honor. - Admission is twenty-five cents single and thirty five cents couple. Two girls will be admitted on a couple ticket. Harry Shall and Harold Harris are in charge of arrangements assisted by Morris Weber, Meyer Shall, Morris Fishman, Ben Chasin, Abe Wexler, Joe Felstien, and Abe Branbman. Charity Post Season Game Scheduled For December 5 Faculty managers of the seven Toledo high schools have agreed upon a post-season football game to be held for the purpose of charity on December 5, at Scott high stadium. All proceeds will be turned over to the Child Wel- fare association. If at the end of the regular scheduled season, two teams are tied for first place, these two will meet for the city crown. If the top spot is settled and two teams are tied for second, these elevens will fight it out for their respective positions. In case both first and second places are settled, the champions will meet an all-star team chosen from the other city schools. In their present position, Woodward has a Hne chance to be one of the contenders in the game or at least to have several players on the all-star eleven. Scott has -donated the use of its stadium for the game and officials will work without charge. Woodward To Have Visitor Rozella Roebke, cousin of Bessie- Griffith, will be visitor Monday, from Bowling Green col- lege. She is a very enthusiastic , Woodward Booster. ,, . ,.,sm.rm..- A... .L-M... K --misss---f .,-.T...,..iv :.1.w.,.qg , Q. . Q B. THEIWOODWARD TATTLER g THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ' Newspaper ijiirM':r:1-Q ,DEED .if-ifnssotxvt PRINCIPAL POINTS .O We are in the midst of one of the most glorious ,, seasons of the vear. The sun shines through a warm s haze The trees are decked out in goigeous colors ' X - Although frosts have been here the grass is still bright TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg ' Feature Editor .......... .Seymour Rothman Club Editor .....,,.................. Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... .................... R uth Dorf Display .................. .............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ....,..,,.. ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - Q Julia Lubit Typists ................ 2 Gertrude Blumenaeld X Stad' Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery I E B Q I 6 .FQ 5 -6394, mv e615 uno p - as-.-F5 ' -- x Y --ew I With much leisure time on his hands, the unemployed man turns to the public library. Sta- tistics show that this caused an increase of forty percent in adult circulation and due to the de- crease in budget, the library can- not supply the new demand. Any books given to the library will be appreciated Q ' Once again the Sophomore class supervisors show tact in their work, this time delaying the election of officers till the newcomers have a chance to get acquainted with possible candi- dates. Great things will undoubtedly come from the sophomore. Q Q t Glasses donit cure I trouble. i i i Lo, the poor Mexican school- boy who has to learn the dates of all the revoliltioiis. 1F Nothing rouses one's curiosity as much as unopened mail. 1 1 Q And some looked for Edison's condition in thetstclck reports. We nominate for the Hall of Fame--That junior boy, who knows everybody, but doesn't take advantage of it by borrow- mg. 3 1 Q And to the Hall of Oblivion- Those publicity seekers who in- sist on telling us what and what not to put in the Tattler. st , ' N, and green as in spring. Song birds linger with us and we X.. have all of the pleasantness of summer without its offen- P sive heat. We know of course that this extremely pleasing time is short. The melancholy days of the poet will soon be here and then the long dark days of winter. These things we know are sure and we are comforted by the reflection upon such certainty. What a wonderful thing that Nature is so unvarying, un- changing. No matter how man conducts his affairs, whether he is in the midst of prosperity or depression, the immovable forces of Natural law go serenely on. We can always count on autumn's succeeding summer and that the passive cold of winter will be followed by the warm surfing life of spring. It is this certain cycle of recurring season that furnishes man with his prime hope for better times to come. . ...1 i-.1-1 WILL YOU BE AMONG THE HONORED? HIS is the time of the year when students should be striving to attain a high scholastic standard, so that they will be among those honored on Recognition Day. Those who are capable of maintaining an elevated scholastic position should strive to do so. Their efforts will be rewarded, and their talents respected. Added incentive for using their capabilities is the annual presentation of trophies. , Woodward's weekly will again award the Tattler Achievement Cup, to the person selected by the judges as possessing the most all around ability. To a sophomore and a senior commercial student who have the highest grades the Commerce club offers trophies. The Alumni scholarship is awarded annually. Students in the various classes having the highest grades receive recognition. Will you be one of the group honored Recognition Day? Now is the time to prepare for these awards. Hither And Yon Got some schoolwork, but I must get this column in, the press can't be stopped-Dramatic touch furnished by Joe Felstein parting with his last two-bits for Peiuper dues-See Stan J andrew- ski getting kicked out of the li- brary and acting as nonchalant as a Murad Smoker-Diminutive Mildred Dawson struggling with a large cafeteria tray, containing a sandwich and a dish of ice cream--Hobart Wentworth, try- ing to prove that his perpetual motion machine isn't all wrong to Mr. Sheline--who smiles know- ingly-Mona Lisa became famous with a smile like that-Alfred Sanborn, claiming he's not tak- in S anish but onl ex osed to s p , l y P, l it. Good for a Bright Sayings of Freshmen column-Well, that's that-I seen my duty and I done it --Cheerio. ONE YEAR AGO Helen Ayling and Paul Boardman chosen principals in Jerry of Jericho Road . Afton Davis elected presi- dent of the Plane Society. Bears down Waite 12-0. Woodward - Waite Victory Dance honored the grid men. i Virginia Golder has the blues again. Blue dress, blue hat, blue Whois Who Dorothy Redman, junior, being the answer of last week's quest we return once more to the high and mighty seniors. Our search cen- ters on an outstanding member of that class. Outstanding be- cause of his red hair, the like- ness of which has been rare in the annals of Woodward. Unfashionable but honest freck- les accompany his hair. Never- theless he is one of the most handsome lads at Woodward to which fact many girls will testify. He is also prominent in extra- curricular activities especially the Quill and Dagger Society and Senior class. He appeared in last year's Junior class play and in- cludes acting among his diversi- fied talents. Blue seems to be his preferred color as he usually wears a sweat- er of that color. It shouldn't be lliard to identify him after that int. Bernard Smith began to look scared when Miss Wetterman said she was experimenting on him. He needn't worry though, only biology teachers dissect things. 1 Henry Chmielewicz is begin- ning to wonder how some girls hold that sweet and dumb ex- pression all day long. Practice coat, and blue accessories. lmakes perfect! X. IFLASHES FRQM FMENDSI The student gets the paper, The school gets the fame, The printer gets the money, The staff gets the blame. --East Hi Spotlight, East Hi, Denver, Colo. The agricultural classes of Belleville High school are spon- soring a farm products show. This exhibition will be in the or- der of a fair and prizes will be awarded. -Belleville Hi, News, Belleville, Hi, Belleyille, Illinois. 'F if Most of the love triangles are wrecktangles-East Tech Scarab, E. Tech Hi, lgletveland, Ohio. A certain woman was driving along a country road when she spied a' couple of repairmen climbing telephone poles. Fools she explained. They must think I never drove a car before.-- Albuquerque Record, Albuquer- que Hi.--Al., N.M. Oakland Technical high has an Oriental club, composed of Jap- anese and Chinese students. The members number about forty, and new members are urged to j oin.-Scribe News, Oakland Tech, Oakland, Calif. Q 'G Opportunity is the chance that makes the wise man wise and the fool a fool-Lindblam Weekly, Lindblam Hi, Chicago, Ill. I Oh, to be a football player! That is every elementary school boy's ambition. Football players are admired by girls. They are envied by boys. They are cheered by sporting enthusiasts. They are praised by their mothers. But there are thorns even among roses. For-- They are scolded by Coach Be- van. They are razzed by critics. They must keep in condition. and--- - Refrain from eating many hot- dogs-- at one time. , Stay home nights keeping ele- gible. ' Leave their best girl,. Cin a mussed up statej at 9:00 o'clock. But they all fight hard for Woodward. God help them. And their successful efforts result in many burst lungs. Darn them. And many swelled chests. Even George Barrow feels proud. But they are essential to our school. - Why what would our halls look like if we didn't have W' s carried around in them? THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' 7 WOODWARD SQUAD DOWNS CHANEY HI Small Crowd Witnesses Grid Tussle As Woodward Is Victor .Woodward won its second game of the season and its first from an out of town club, when it defeated Youngstown Chaney last Saturday before .a small crowd at Woodward field. The final score 9-O. A first half offensive attack that kept the ball constantly in the shadow of the Youngstown goal supplied the Bears with the margin necessary to take the game. Twice in the first period, the second time coming after three passes had netted 50 yards, and once in the second quarter Woodward had the ball inside their opponents 20, but could not supply the necessary touchdown punch. Harre Blocks Punt Shortly after the second quar- ter began, Harre blocked a Chaney punt that DeShetler caught and converted into a touchdown after a 20 yard run. Katafiasz passed to Kudlinski on a fake place kick for the extra point. Woodward scored its final two points near the end of this period when Harris, Chaney half- back, recovered his fumble in back of the goal. Chaney Passes Chaney attempted a successful passing attack in the second half and reached the Woodward 10 after a 63 yard march down the field in the third quarter. In the final period, the down-staters reached Bears' 15 on two com- pleted passes that gained 52 yards. For Woodward, Gil Harre stood out on the line while De- Shetler and Reichlin, who re- placed Kokocinski, went well in the backfield. Sergi starred for Chaney. Bear Cubs Drop Grid Game To Bowling Green Squad Woodward lightweights lost to the Bowling Green Normal College freshmen. team by a 32-0 score last Friday afternoon. The Cubs were no match for the much heavier and faster freshmen, most of whom had had previous football experience in high school. The Woodward team despite the loss, showed a lot of improvement over their former encounter. In the third period, Gaines Woodward fullback, caught a punt on his 20 and ran 63 yards before he was downed on the B.G. 17. This was the only scor- ing threat the Cubs made. Woodward, Central Tilt To Be Held At Libbey High Mr. George Lawson, Libbey athletic director, has given Woodward and Central permis- sion to play their game there Armistice day. . X -1 Q au ROSEmE Q Woodward's favorite scoring quarter seems to be the second period. The Bears made the 21 points they scored this season, twelve against St. John's and nine last Saturday, all in this quarter. at it It It may be plain laziness or something else, but the Bears let Chaneytake the ball each time they made their points. This is the first time in many years that VVoodward with more than half the season over is tied for first and in a position to grab the lead, by a single victory. Woodward now faces an un- broken string of four intra-city league games including three of the toughest teams in the city, Waite, Central, and Libbey, and a green but fighting team in DeVil- biss. 8 as ,B Pity the football player's moth- er who sent her son to high school to learn the alphabet and all he remembered was NW . Sixty Candidates Out For Tumbling Team Positions Sixty students have turned out for berths on the tumbling team. A large number of these students are freshmen. Practice is held during confer- ence hour, and a leaders class is held every Tuesday. The leaders and experienced men are George Tarsha, Lehigh Worden, George Fraser, James Safelos, Ed Zylka. Mr. Homer Hanham is in charge. Intra-mural Standings Machine Shop, with three vic- tories and Electrical club with two wins are leading the intra- mural race in the National League. W. L. Pct. Machine shop 3 0 1.000 Electrical club 2 0 1.000 Sr. Hi-Y 1 1 .500 Woodshop 1 1 .500 French club 1 1 .500 Pencil Pushers 1 3 .250 General shop 0 3 .000 Q. Sz D. society 0 0 .000 Three teams are fighting it out for the lead in the American league, where a close race is anticipated. ' W. L. Pct. Auto Mech. 4 0 1.000 Pica Club 3 0 1.000 Polish Knights 3 0 1.000 Aviation 2 2 .500 Commerce 1 1 .500 Jr. Hi-Y - 1 3 .250 Peiu er Club 0 2 .000 P Latin Club 0 4 .000 These standings include last week's games. . i Blessed be those who sit on a tack for they shall rise again. POLAR BEARS TO MEET PURPLE AND T GOLD GRID ELEVEN ON HOME LOT Two Undefeated Grid Teams To Battle For First Place In City Title Raceg Both ' Squads Are Ready Woodward Polar'Bears tangle with Waite Saturday, at'Wo0d- ward stadium, in a game that will go a long way in deciding the city football championship. Both teams are tied for first, the Bears with a win and a tie over St. John's and Scott respectfully, and Waite with two wins, over Central and St. John's. The winner Saturday will hold undisputed possession of the top spot. Woodward last year defeated Waite for the first time in the gridiron history of the two schools, but Saturday will meet an eleven that well-deserves thelff ' high ballyhoo written about it. Coach Don McCallister has devel- oped a surprisingly strong ball club from the weak team that represented the East-Siders in 1930, until it now is the newspa- per favorite to cop the city crown. Question-Mark Team The Bears, dubbed by one city sports writer the question-mark team will not enter the game as the underdog. Although they do not have an impressive record in the little important out of town games, they are displaying a form and fight against city schools that will make them hard to beat. WVaite, until they were defeated last week by a strong Findlay team, has had little trouble in winning over its other opponents. The fact that all of Waite's games have so far been played under the lights may prove of some disadvantage, al- though most of the East siders' practice has been held in the daytime. Coach Rol Bevan uncovered a lot of reserve offensive talent in the game with Youngstown, but it is almost certain that the re- gular Woodward backfield of Kokocinski at quarter, Kudlinski and Friedman at halves, and De- Shetler at fullback will start. The Bears displayed a fine passing attack last week and after a week's intensive practice, should use it to advantage against Waite. It was an aerial attack that helped beat Waite last year and McCallister has planned a tight defense against it. Line Strong The Woodward line, led by big Gil Harre, has shown plenty of defensive strength in the pinches and should play a great part Saturday if the Bears are to win. Besides being on the receiving end of many passes, Katafiasz and Kreft have developed into fine defensive ends. Harre and Letke at tackles, Szelagowski and either Stein or Al Churski at guards, and Michalak at cen- ter, will form the rest of the Bears' line. - Lengel Scoring Star Lengel who started the season at fullback for Waite and has ,now been switched to half is the East-siders' best offensive bet. Lengel is the leading city scorer and other schools have found him hard to stop. Russ Morse at quarterback-has been doing some fine kicking and should give . sim- ' J.. MICHALAK HOLDS CENTER POSITION Max Michalak Max Michalak is holding the center position on the 1931 foot- ball squad. This season is his fourth year on the team, three years on the varsity and one year on the re- serves. He formerly played as guard but now has been switch ed to center where he is playing well on the offense and defense. Moxie is versatile in sports outside of school also. He is playing-manager of the North Toledo Ads in both basketball and indoor baseball. DEADLINE FLASHES Mr. A. R. Bitter will broadcast the Woodward-Waite game to Glen Merriam on the Woodward radio stationtovf-:r16O meters. The Woodward band took part in the opening ofthe Toledo High Level Bridge Tuesday. The Eagle band was pretty good, too. Woodward is pretty well repre- sented in the Indiana Hi-Y cabi- net. Randolph Smith is vice-presi- dent, Shelley Crayon, secratary, and Al Williams and Mathew Jeter, formerly of Woodward, are treasurer and sargeant-at-arms, respectively. Kudlinski a great fight in this department. The Waite line, especially the left side with Meyers end and Wright big colored tackle, has been a big factor in keeping the East siders' goal line uncrossed in their five games previous to the Findlay encounter. THE WOODWARD TATTLER Q SOPHS CIRCULATE OFFICE PETITIONS Five Presidential Candidates On List As Second Year Students Elect Sophomore students are cir- -culating petitions for their elec- tion. Those running for president are Irene Stachowicz, Kenneth Never, Frank Siadak, Carl Pol- cyn, and June Slavin. Vice-president honors are being sought by Ruth Ramble, Birdette Davis, Collette Pawlow- ski, and Arthur Grunst. Students vying for secretary are'Marjorie Devlin, David Es- sick, Rossela Wynn, and Sophia Masztate. Treasury petitions are out for William King, Alice Gregoaek, Dorthy Bollinger. and Virginia Miller. Evelyn W h it m o r e, Edwin Graczk, and Isabelle Tarion are running for reporter. Executive committee petitions are taken out for Lois Waters, Ethel Dull, Mae McKnight, Lloyd Smith, Eda Wenz, Virginia Zitz, and William Tyrrell. POLA BAER QEd. Note. Pola Baer in collab- oration with the Tattler Gossip- seeker will dig up the dirtiest dope concerning your pal, best friend, little brother, and other forms of handicap. Post all ques- tions in the office Tattler box. Twenty words, no more, no less.J Dear Pola: What do you know about Irwin Pawlicki? Al Churski. Dear Al: Well, he wants to be a hel- lava engineer. Doesn't despise that blond sophomore, J.O., and always wins at poker, the big Winchell like, Pola Sophomore Boy Is Winner Of Ticket To Waite Game That lucky guesses are few and far between was proven when again no one scribbled the correct score for last Saturday's game. Of the three who came near it, Stanley Rucki, a soph- more, was the fortunate picker of the short straw. This week Woodward plays Waite on our field. This game will decide the leadership in the city race. It will be a close and exciting game so mark your score accordingly. gypper- Waite ...................... ..... Woodward ......... ..... Name .................................... ..... Home Room ...................................... v-i i1,, Seen Lois Hotz studying her Spanish between bites of ham- burger. Spanish Noodles might help, Lois. 58'V P'? P'P 'T '? 9 '9 '3 l H'P'B4 Under The Tattler 4' Torch Light :v-A-4--e-wa-vx'4.4vawa-4-4-Na-.x Mr. Paul Thomae This week the limelight is oc- cupied by one who helps k e e p the torch burning, Mr. Paul Tho- mae, instructor of the machine shop. This rather quiet gentle- man is instrumental in pre- paring cuts for the Tattler. Mr. Thomae took a four year apprentice c 0 u r s e at General Electric Company in Schenec- tady, New York. At Brooklyn he graduated from a mechanical engineering course. Upon his re- turn to General Electric Co. he worked in the engineer drafting department. In 1927 Mr Thomae won a S1000 scholarship from New York State. He took a teach- ing course at Buffalo, which fitted him to teach at Woodward. As for hobbies Mr. Thomae is interested in all sports. The ma- chine shop pass and tap football team,organized by its instructor, was undefeated during the entire season and had only six points scored on them. Mr.Thomae entertains no spe- cial dislike against the Eugenie hats. His only comment is They are all right. Well, he is rather unusual. - . .....i..-, Seniors Attend Saturday Night Open Forum At J. E. L. Harry Shall and Phillip Abrams will attend the Saturday Night Open Forum this week on the two season passes which have been given to Woodward by the organization sponsoring the forum. This organization has given two season passes to every Tole- do high school. Woodward tick- ets are given to seniors in the social problem classes of Mr. Philo Dunsmore and Miss Edna McLaughlin, alternating each week. A series df lectures are given weekly at the Jewish Education- al Building, Southard at Linwood Avenue. The Social Significance of Academic Freedomj' by Prof. Herbert A. Miller is the lecture to be given this Saturday. Students who attended first two lectures are Dorothy Phillips, Muriel DeLisle, Joe Stein, and Seymour Rothman. BIOLOGY WORK IS DISPLAY FEATURE Real Life To Be Exhibited By Miss Grace Cronk's Classes Tattler display case next week will exhibit real life. Miss Grace Cronk and her biology classes will contribute animal and plant life studied in the biological course. The main feature will be ten silver mice, two adults and their posterity, which Miss Cronk likes to think of as the little Woodwarditesn. Waltzing mice, that run in circles most of the time, will also be displayed. Odd fish, such as paradise, Japanese fan tail, sail, minnows, will be found in an aquarium. Parrot feather grass, a rare weed, used as food for aquatic animals will be exhibited in the aqua- rium. Former Student Receives Transport Pilot License Tailspin Tommy Zeigler '30, who received his first aviation training under Mr. Lawrence Nuber at Woodward, earned his government transport license after only eight and one-half months solo at the Parks Air school, St. Louis. The require- ments call for two hundred hours solo and usually takes a year and a half to complete. As reward for his merit he received the use of the school plane for twenty hours. Tommy also excelled in his ground work by passing his solo test in nine hours instead of the usual twenty. COMMITTEES FOR YEAR ARE CHOSEN iii 6 Chairmen To Aid President In Making Class Success Following are the senior class committees that will serve this year as announced by Paul Boardman, president: Entertainment: Phillip Hoa , chairman, Muriel DeLisle, Ruigi Schick, Richard Eckert, and Dorothy Phillips. Senior Prom: Catherine Smith, chairman, Isabelle LaRue, Ruth Glow, Fannie Miller, Franklin Letke, Edward Bialorucki, Al- phonse Olszewski, and Ralph Bradley. Senior Play: Roselyn Kenega, chairman, Fred Glick, Gertrude Swantek, Elson Erler, and Art Pfeiferle. Banquet: Alice Schwab, chair- man, Goldie Markowitz, Alvin Churski, Vincent Strohm, and Florence Kirchofer. Senior Picnic: Glenn Merriam, chairman, Stanley Jendrewski, Robert Blousey, Henriette Wie- linski, and Avis Mayer. Graduation: Bernice Floyd, chairman, Genevieve O'Rourke William Hullenkremer, Dolores Mitchell, and Joe Stein. - .i ...i G. A. L. Party Is Success Four hundred and twenty- iive people attended the Halloween Pow Wa last Friday, sponsored by the Girls Athletic League in the girls' gym. Benny Jaworski, Ruth Bong, and Melvin Spencer were awarded prizes for their costumes. THE TATTLER GOSSIP-SEEKER WILL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT Ferreting stealthily the Tattler Gossip-Seeker un- earths the dusty leaves of reminiscent diaries, turns -to page Halloween, 1911, and spills the dirt with a few comments on the sidelines. Miss Rozella Woodrich, Rozie at that time, was so uneconomical as to use a good candle for soaping purposes. There must have been no depression then. A wrong shade of red on a billboard was quick- ly changed with the aid of rotten tomatoes by the artistic Miss June Anderson. K fk. Mr. Stephen Materqy, then known as Stevie, ventured to the cabbage field but when a black cat appeared Stevie fled in terror. Today Mr. Stephen Materny dissects such things as black cats with a nonchalant nod. The very humorous Mr. Clyde Van Tassel was restrained from practicing his humor by wise weakness. parents who knewptheir son's Raising 'cane' was at that time a hobby of Miss Blanche Hazelton but now it's raising dough. , - Tired of such heavy scandal the Tattler Gossip-seeker snoozes while other faculty members breathe freely from their momentary respite. But a word to the wise--Be careful what you do I-Iolloween for the Tattler Gossip seekerwill get you if you don't watch out! 1, . h ,... r, , Y . , . . k I . X ., ., .h 1 Constantly, Consistently Constructi 'i ANNUAL SCHOLASTIC ooow RD TATTLER INTERNATIONALISTS Vol IV Toledo, Ohio, November 6, 1931 No. 8 'EISEMAN ELECTED ACTIVE SENIOR LIVES AWARDS ANNOUNCED BOOSTERS' LEADER UP TO FAMILY NAME l 4 Ten Thousand Dollars In Scholarships To Be Awarded Scholastic, a national maga- zine for high school classrooms, has issued a call for entrants in its annual Scholastic Awards contest. Prizes and scholarships valued at ten thousand dollars, will be offered for creative work done by high school students in literature and visual arts. In addition to the above men- tioned prizes, the competition includes 576 state awards in the literary division. Literary awards will be given to the winners of the poetry, short story and essays and one-act play divisions. Draw- ing equipment will be given to visualize art and usual prints division prize winners. Divisions in reed a-nd raflia work, jewelry and metal work and sculpture and pottery work will also be contested for. Several booklets are in prepar- ation by the sponsors to assist participants in the awards. For complete rules and information write to the Scholastic Awards Wabash Building, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. - .-.l,.. Seniors to Hold Annual Class Party Next Friday On Friday, November 13, the seniors w1ll hold their annual get-together party in the form of a hard-time dance in the girls' gym from 8:00 to 11:00. Eforts are being made to secure an out- side orchestra. Only members of the senior classwill be admitted. The ad- mission price of 15 cents will be part payment on the class dues. Phillip Hoag, Muriel DeLisle, Richard Eckert, Ruth Schick, and Dorothy Phillips compose the committee in charge. Deadline For School Song Entries At 2:30 Tonight Entries for the school song contest must be in the Tattler office, room 122 by 2:30 today. Any student, teacher, or alumnus is eligible to enter. A Saga-Tattler will be awarded to the winner. Miss Edna McLaughlin, Mrs. H. McManamon, Mr. L. C. Clark, Mr. Charles LaRue, Paul Board- man, and Elsie Frautschi will act as judges. Machinists Make Dyes .Senior boys under the direc- tion of Mr. P. Thomae in the ma- chine shop are making dyes for clamps on machine batteries to be used in Mr. L. Nuber's auto mechanics department. Five Various Committees To Lead Club This Year Bob Eiseman is the newly elected president of the Booster club. Other officers are Robert Markee, vice presidentg Rose- mary ' Wietrzykowski, secretary. Student ticket committee is headed by Milton Zimmerman. Others are Paul Boardman, Jean Gasioroski, Ray Crouse, and Fay Olsen. Entertainment committee con- sists of Catherine Smith, chair- man, Howard Never, Mary Walsh, and Dorothy Born. Tessie Krzyminski is chairman of the Constitution committee Lucille Baranowski, Fred Slaw- ski, Dorothy Smolinski, and Mar- vin Yewey are assisting her. Lillian Sheon will act as chair- man of the Ways and Means committee, with the aid of Ken- neth Never, Paul Gorny, and Miles Booth. Ruth Gow, Henriette Wielin- ski, Virgina Boza, and Eddie Bialorucki will be in charge ofthe adult ticket sale. Woodward Faculty Joins 4 Teachers Associations Largest number of Woodward faculty members joined t h e Northwestern Ohio Teachers' As- sociation. Eighty one per cent of the teachers joined the Toledo Teach- ers' Association. The Ohio Teach- ers' Association was joined by seventy five percent, and the Na- tional Education Association by fifty six per cent. Mr. Alberstett, Woodward building representative, collect- ed the fees. - New Study System Adopted An unusual way of studying history has been adopted by several girls in Miss Rutan's history III classes. A historical novel or biography is read and reported on during class instead of the regular text book as- signment. The students using this method are Stella Raczko, Enid Howenstein, Alberta Teall, and Pauline Grammer. Seniors To Take Pictures Photography work on the Saga commenced yesterday, when the seniors were assigned definite dates on which to be photo- graphed. Pictures will be taken at the Cubberly Studios, and will cost 551.50 each. Julia Lubit is in charge of this department. F Lillian Shoen Miss Shoen is one of a long line of Shoens who helped make history here and at the technical school. Lillian's extra-curricular ac- tivities includes the Pericleans, French club, junior class report- er, and senior class secretary. Aviation Society Initiates Three Members Thursday First informal initiation of the Aviation Society was held at the Y. M. C. A. last Thursday evening. New members initiated were Al Jackowski, Dale Graham, and Ray Woodfil. After the initiat- ing ceremonies were performed the club held a swimming meet in the pool. Formal initiation will be held Thursday, Oct. 26. Students Drop Basket ' Between halves at the Wood- ward-Waite game S a t u r d a y, Irene Stachowicz, a Sophomore, and Elizabeth Mackey, a Fresh- man, flew over the field and drop- ped a blue and white basket con- taining a good luck note. Orville Winover was the pilot of the plane. TO OUR WAR VETERANS Soldiers of Yesterday. Teachers of Today. Tattler Salutes You. To Messers. V. Alberstett, L. Clark, P. Dunsmore, J. Grodi, F. Lords, R. Lowry, L. Nuber, H. Phipps, R. Sheline, C. Van Tassel, C. Staneart, 0. M. Thompson, R. Bevan, W. Rohr, M. Skinner, all of whom saw service with the United States during time of war, the student body oifers sincerest respect. TO SPONSOR DEBATE United States Moratorium Topic Of Arguement November 11 International club will sponsor a debate, November 11, in the auditorium, conference hour, in celebration of Armistice Day. The topic is Should the United States make the moratorium permanent? Miss Genevieve Stowe is coach- ing the debaters. Ann Ein, Harold Harris, and James Nassar, will uphold the affirma- tive side. Esther Jakcsy, Arthur' Kaminsky, and Marvin Tatt er will carry the negative side. Nliss Edna McLaughlin, Miss Mable Rutan, and Mr. A.D. Johnson will act as judges. f Mr. Lincoln Clark will open the program with community singing. William Hullenkrammer, pres- ident of the International club, will be master of ceremonies. Sophomores, juniors, andsen- iors, will attend the Armistice Day program which will be fol- lowed'by a football mass meeting for the entire school. Art Klan Members To Make And Sell Christmas Cards Art Klan members with the aid of Miss June Anderson are planning to make and sell Christ- mas cards again this year. Last year the cards printed from hand- made blocks were sold at the festival. In co-operation with the Inter- national club the Art Klan will enter a contest sponsored by all International clubs- of the world. This contest, which is open to anyone interested, consists of making an orignal design for a Christmas seal. Cash prizes will be awarded. All interested see Miss June Anderson. Friendship Girls To Hold Co-ed Dance Tomorrow Co-ed Dance for Friendship girls will be held Saturday, November 7, at 8:30 P. M. at the Y. W. C. A. Recreation Hall. Woodward Friendship Club is in charge of entertainment for the dance, which will climax the week of celebration of the 50th anniversary of Girl Reserves and Friendship Club work. German Club Is Organized Freie Bohn, meaning the Trail Blazers, is the name of the new German club. Their motto is Was man will, das kann man, meaning what you want to do, you can. Miss Anne G. Wetterman is advisor of the society. A .gs-.zfq-1-:pwLdyg.:.-. 3 -.- .- -- ..'f-w1f-- 1.-at -7: ---r 3 1- ---1.-V --Q----A--1--1 3-g-:j.,w-1-y . THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ,f all S QS molly Newspaper i's'q55': ' Q':F,f2'e' Mem ber af X: -221559989 TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange. ....... ........ ............ . R uth Dorf Display ................. ............... A lberta Teall Cartoonist ...... . ...................... Alvin Churski Poetry ..............,.........,......... Shelley Crayon Make-Up .......... . ........ .Milton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Q Julia Lubit Typlsts ' ' 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz g John Steinmitz Clara VVichowsk1 Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery I Q . I mv e615 more The policy of the organization sponsoring the Saturday Night Forum in presenting through Mr. Joseph Woolf two season passes to each high school is commend- able. Discussions and information received from these meetings are very beneficial and when brought to the social problem classes by students that have been privi- leged to attend them are of much .value. if :IK 8 We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-The Junior boy who had enough respect for womanhood to stop a senior from swearing in the hall. il I! U And to the Hall of Oblivion-- Those senior girls who during their four years at high school enjoyed nothing better than em- barrassing new teachers. Q 18 I It's getting so that we b o y s would like to. Bing Crosby. Editors and Creditors ryhme and they can both go to the same place. K it ,F Capone finally managed to muscle in ,on the license manu- facturing-gamek Y it Talking of work some people would like to do npthing better. The Detroit banks are holding out pretty well and those in Toledo are good at holding out too. Y THE cAP1ToL1sT CSpecial To Tattler From Washington, D. CJ HE casual wanderer comin into Washin on finds himself , S 211 , in a most unique city. At various points he sees buildings whose architectural beauty makes him gasp. Here is the White House, the magnificent Capitol, the United States treasury, the stately Patent building, the Library of Congress, and that mas- terpiece wrought of marble blocks-the Folger Shakespeare library not yet open to the public. One of the numerous interesting features of the nation's capi- tal is the system used in the naming of streets. Every state in the Union has a street bearing its name. Pennsylvania Avenue, run- ning diagonally east and west, enables the traveler who traverses its length to see much that is of importance in ofiicial Washington. Alphabetically lettered and numbered streets intersect the broad, avenues. A greater complication arises from the fact that the Cap- itol building is actually the hub about which the city proper revolves. North, South, East Capital Streets, and The Mall sepa- rate the cit into four sections And ag the west end of The Mall stands the Lincoln Memo- rial. Inside its thirty eight columns sits the monumental figure of a great man. This is one of the simplest of monuments, yet it is grand and sublime. On the south wall is the Gettysburg Address, carved in stone for the world to and by it the man, Lincoln, lives read. It seems to flame with life, on into eternal glory. Originally the city was planned by Pierre l'Infant, but it was actually surveyed and laid out by an American engineer. Those beings who are fortunate enough to view Washington in perspective, must bow in token to the fact that it is beautiful, startling, and a place that offers the independent of soul. , sanctuary to the proud of heart, Hither And Yon Between glances at a certain blonde girl, I see--George Stein looking her way---and Mr. Bitter also entering the competition- Potato chip hounds, that is, Joe Stone, Joe Altschuller, and Fred Glick, quickly emptying Meyer Hoffenblurn's newly purchased bag.--Ralph Bradley telling Vir- ginia Roberts about the girl who wore the green dress with all kinds of whatchamacallitsu- Miss Edith Murphy in her Eng- lish class--Wonder when she'll direct another play-Never forget her Monkey's Paw two years ago--Mr. Meek, walking through the hall at sixty miles an hour-- looks like he's. trying to scare freshmen---or c h a s e sopho- mores.-Well, S'long folks-Hey, wait up, Bill.--What's that plati- num's name? FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today-Grades recorded. Today--Song contest ends. Wed. Nov. ll--Armistice Day. Wed. Nov. l1-Central-Wood- ward game. fScott Stadiuml The old depression song, I can't give you anything but love, was ditched when the song, hit 'I'here's an income tax on love W8.S Sung: .ak Q At each mass meeting they say good things come in small pack- ages and introduced Mr. Lowry, but we were surprised when they said extraordinary things must come in large packages and pro- duced Mr. La Rue. ' g...:. Q z.:1'5:,. ----we-S-..a ...a - . Who's Who Richard Eckert was the out- standing red head in last week's Who's Who. Dark brunettes once more occupy our attention. Possessing black hair and black eyes, his favorite colors seem to be brown and black as he usually wears a black sweater, or a brown suit. Still waters run deep is ap- plicable to this tall lad. Not ap- pearing an imposing leader he nevertheless holds important offices in the German and French clubs. He is also a member of the Junior class, Peiuper, and International clubs. Although he has a general in- terest in sports, he does not go .out for any special team. Perhaps you've seen him driv- ing a blue Ford coupe to school. Next wee'k's Tattler will reveal ,his identity. Cafeteria Statistics Three hundred Woodward students take advantage of the varied menu offered daily in two lunch periods in the Woodward cafeteria. Ten to twelve minutes are required each period for serving students. A round of special dishes are made in a two week cycle. The most popular dishes are chili con carne and chop suey. Fifteen to eighteen dozen sandwiches and about o n e hundred bottles of milk are sold each day at the lunch stand in the hallway. Mr. Rike teaches geometry the same way it was taught in 350 B. C. not because he's old fashioned, but because geometry never . changes. . ' y Z., .A 3: IFLASHESFROM FRHNDSI The Journalism class of Robin- son Junior high journeyed through the News-Bee. One process which attracted the at- tention of the students was that of preparing the metal slate for printing presses. The class came from its trip with the feeling that it is, in- deed, a big task to gather' and pubilsh a city's newspaper.-- Round Robin, Robinson Junior Hi, Toledo, Ohio. Teacher-- Who was the great- est vice-presidentofthe country? Student-Al Capone.--Crystal, Libbey Hi, Toledo, flhio. Some students think that life's success is similar to an elevator-- you step aboard and are carried to the top-Centric, Central Hi, Toledo, Ohiok W i Visible filing system has been inaugurated in the DeVilbiss office. This system is practically new in Toledo schools, and is proving very successful. The names of the students are listed in absolute alphabetical order with no regard to class or sex. Under this arrangement any student may be found within a moment's notice even though his class is not known.-Ques- tion Mark--DeVilbiss Hi--T0le- do, Ohio. ---...L..i,., ', , 'all-M QR N E The exponents of style, grace, and beauty, our teachers. They lead us to believe that teaching is a trying profes- sion. fnot more trying than the glove business, howeverl They tell us that education is a necessity. .They tell us that grades will , be in soon. All of which gets on our nerves. They must be good actors, and i Keep solemn faces. Argue that there is no cause for laughter in Bennie Wex- ler's answers. ' Straighten themselves up for P, A. before the curtain lifts for a new class, after having a hearty laugh. All of which gives us the im- I pression that even t i g e r s would yield to their serenity. But they are human. And Are prominent at all n i gh t parties. Apply lipstick artistically. Know a royal flush when they see one. ' Never the less they are essential to Woodward, Because seniors are too busy with the Saga to run the school at this time. Phillip Abrams likes onions going down, not coming up. T 19. - si...-taxi .. .... 'T 1 1 I 4 1 1 -xr-: sf , ,-'Yr-.--. suing -1-,is X i-Y! 'if B THE WOODWARD TATFLER WOODWARD DROPS FRIEDMAN SHOWS , I ' BEARS TO BATTLE C, 1 , INTER-OITY ERAY ZEALAT NEW JOB Q BE FACTS CENTRAL AT SCOTT Polar Bears Fail To Stop- , , , l X if. 5 Bu- ROSENBERGH Irish Home Game Shifted T0 East Sider-S' Aerial 1 ' f Attack A nineteen point lead run up by Waite in a first half offensive attack proved too great for Wood- ward gridders to overcome as they dropped their first decision in intra-city competition. The -final score was 25-0. A weak, aerial defense was Woodward's downfall as the East-Siders hurled passes at will, scoring two of their touchdowns in this manner and using the air in counting the other two. On running plays Waite could not advance the ball to any advan- tage as the Bears' line stopped the Waite runners. Woodward had little chance to carry the ball in the opening half, losing the pigskin several times on fum- bles and intercepted passes. Waite Takes Kickoff After Waite took their own kickoff at midfield when the ball struck Michalak and bounded back, Nessif passed to Breno for 45 yards and the first touchdown. Shortly afterward Waite recov- ered a Woodward fumble, but Friedman intercepted a pass and ran 50 yards to midfield. Officials ruled interference and gave the ball to Waite on the 2 from where Morse took it over. In the second period officials again ruled interference with the recei- ver and gave the ball to Waite on the Bears' 19. Toth counted the third touchdown after Morse passed to Meyers on the 3. Woodward came back in the second half to outplay Waite es- pecially in the closing minutes of the game when the Bears un- covered a passing attack of their own that threatened the eclipse of East Siders' aeriel play earlier in the game. Twice in the third quarter Waite reached the Woodward one yard line where they were stopped in their at- tempts to score. The 'final score of the game came soon after the last quarter began when Nessif hurled to Morse for 30 yards. Kudlinski Starts Rally Kudlinski intercepted a Waite pass on his own 10 to start the Woodward rally. A long series of passes with the entire Bears' backneld and flanks on the receiving ends brought the ball down the Held 55 yards before they lost it on downs on the Waite 39. Another aerial march down the field brought the ball to the East-Siders' 30 as the game ended. P . For Woodward Kudlinski and Friedman in the backneld and Kataiiasz, Churski, and lVIicha1ak on the line starred. Nessif and Morse went well in the Waite backfield. Abbott and Kiss starred on the line for McCallis- ter's team. Simile--A better man than Ghunga Dhin. 1 Joe Friedman Introducing another Polar Bear, Joe Toots Friedman. Joe- began his football career as an end last year and proved his ability there by being mentioned as candidate for the all-city team. This year Coach Bevan has him at half-back. Although a fine all around player, Joe does his best at ball-toting and snatching pass- es. Athletics seem to be his hobby for he also does good work at igulgbling, basketball, and base- a . Girls' Intra-Mural Standing Complete standings in the girls, hit-pin baseball league in- cluding Monday's games are: O League Won Lost Pct. 1. Friendship Club 4 1 .800 4 2. Shooting Stars .800 3. Brownies .668 4. Lightning .600 5. 500 6. Pericleans .500 7. Blue Socks .200 8. Latin Club .000 OO League 1 4 2 3 2 Inter-Circle 2 2 . 3 3 1 4 0 6 Won Lost Pct. 1. Wild-Fires 5 1 .835 2. Senior Girls 4 1 .800 3. French Club 3 1 .750 4. Freshman 2 3 1 .750 5. Sophomore 2 4 .334 6. Freshman 1 1 4 .200 7. Commerce Club 0 4 .000 8. Junior Girls 0 4 .000 Lightweights Drop Third Successive City Battle Woodward lightweights lost their third successive inter-city fray when they dropped a 6-0 game to Waite in a preliminary to the varsity battle. An improved defense held the Purple and Gold juniors to the lowest score scored against the Cubs this year, while the touch- down punch was Still lacking in the Woodward offense. Gaines, fullback, starred in the backfield for Woodward getting off to sev- eral long runs, and Louy went well on the line. ' All-Star Team To Be Picked An all-star' pass and tap foot- ball team will again be picked by Mr. Homer I-Ianham and the sixteen intra-mural managers. Each team will be represented by their manager. u Q The biggest crowd ever to wit- ness an athletic contest at Wood- ward stadium was present last Saturday. The band, cheering and mid-half display were at their best, and the excitement was at its highest. Everything was set for a perfect game, but something must have gone wrong with the plot. I 3 8 The game with Waite was one of the longest played at Wood- ward, a flock of time outs and injuries taking up almost as much as regular playing time. Q Q I Teddy Kudlinski made one of the rare plays of football in the Waite game when he punted in the third quarter down the field receiver. and then went to tackle the Sl ik K heard of the made the All- American because he was good in the pinches. Perhap you've Scotch boy who Basketball practice for the 1931-1932 season has already be- gun in the Woodward gym. Freddy Weisberg, member of last year's squad, is working with a group of boys several nights a week, preparing them for the regular practice. Jack Lockert Wins Charity Ducat For Second Time Jack Lockert, a former Waite student, won a ticket to the next home game. This is the second time that Jack has been the lucky guesser. Only a Waite student could have marked the score the way he did. He will receive a ducat to the DeVilbiss- Woodward game to be played on our field Nov. 21. This Wednesday Woodward plays Central. Waite beat Cen- tral by the score of 60. Mark your coupon carefully and drop it in the Tattler Box in front of Room 122. Central ................................................ Woodward ........ ....... Name ........................... ........ . ........... . Home Room ................................... 1932 Grid Schedule Mr. Lowry announces the fol- lowing grid schedule for 1932 drawn up at a meetingof faculty managers last week. Sept. 17-Open Sept. 24-St. John's Oct. 'I-Erie, Pa., East' Oct. 8-Scott Oct. 15-Open Oct. 21-Waite fnightl Oct. 29-Youngstown Chaney Nov. 5-Open Nov. 114Central Nov. 19-DeVilbiss Qtentativel Nov. 24-Libbey Q . . . . .f,-,,..s.g.1 -f'-to.ri-shack.-....asL:mamix U.. . . -mu .. .S-.-. A A-...-.. Accommodate Large I Following Woodward meets Central in the annual Armistice Day battle between the two elevens next Wednesday at Scott stadium. This is the fourth inter-city game on the Bear's schedule this year. Although Central lost two of its three games with city op- ponents, the Irish have bee n found extremely hard to beat. They have dropped to Waite and Scott by single scores, but won over the champion Libbey Cow- boys by a 12-7 score. Woodward needs this victory over Central to keep in the race for the city crown. A Few injuries were reported by the Bears from the game with Waite and the same team that started last week is likely to start Wednesday. Woodward pass de- fense that failed to click against Waite will be given heavy drill in an effort to stop Central plays. Louie DiSalle, crack Irish quarterback, is one ofthe fastest backfield men in the city. Central has a great passing combination in DiSalle to Weaver, the two men that beat Libbey. Toth and Belcik, halves, and Murphy, plunging fullback, round out the rest of the Irish backfield. Cen- tral's best bid on the line are Weaver at end, Venia at tackle, Wlodarz at guard, and Pfeiffer, center. Two Tied For Lead As Pass ' And Tap Season Nears -End Two teams are tied for first in in the American league as the inter-club, inter-class football sea- son draws to a close. Auto Mechanics by defeating the Pica Club 6-0 is sharing the top spot with the Polish Knights. The mechanists have six wins and no losses while the latter team has a perfect percentage in five games. In the National league, Machine Shop holds un- disputed possession of first place with five wins and no losses. Electrical Shop ,is in second with a single loss in six games. Next week the leader of each league will play for first and second place while the second place teams will meet to decide third and fourth. City Standing Waite now holds undisputed possession of first place in the city football race by virtue of their 25-0 win over Woodward. The Bears dropped back several notches into a tie with Scott, W L T P ct. Waite 3 O 0 1.000 Libbey 2 1 0 .667 Woodward 1 1 1 .500 Scott 1 1 1 .500 Central 1 2 0 .333 St. J ohn's 1 2 0 .333 DeVilbiss O 2 0 .000 --11--, K-217' -sf xg al.. THE WOODWARD TATTLER POLA BAER PROVES f:f l '1 ' TOOLS ON EXHIBIT DOWNHEARTED? POPULAR AT POLLS Undef The Tattler MADE IN SHOP HERE REPORTER'S QUERY Flashes From Friends, Cub Corner Follow Winner Closely The first straw vote, in the history of the Tattler, taken in the English classes of Mrs, H. McManamon, Miss Doering, and Mr. R. Lowry, awarded Hrst prize to Pola Baer, a newly creat- ed column, with an average of The Tattler takes this op- portunity to thank Mrs. Mc.Manamon, Miss Doering, Mr. Lowry and their classes for their kind cooperation in helping us classify features of the paper. 3.47,second place to the exchange column, Flashes from Friends, with 3.70 and third to Cub Cor- ner, 3.88. Other features received votes as follows, Hither and Yon, 3.90, Under the Tattler Torch, 3.92, Who's Who, 3.98, One Year ago, 5.22 and Deadline Flashes, 5.38. JUNIOR COMMITTEES CHOSEN FOR YEAR Clyde DeShetler, Junior class president, announced the class committees. Program committee: Georgia Millis, chairman, Clarence Fultz, George Fraser, Rosemary Wie- trzykowski, and Anna Ein. Ring committee: Robert Markee, chairman, Miles Booth, James Nassar, Phyllis Netz, and Ellen Jane Scarisbruck. Play committee: Ruth Dorf, chairman, Donald Shaefer, Dorothy Shore, Lucille Bland, and Alberta Teall. J-Hop committee: Esther Jakcsy, chairman, Irving Green- spoon, Morton Milstein, Vern Davidson, Dorothy Redman, Martha Haynes, Robert Eiseman, and Erwin Oehlers. 1.1i....l1-. POLA BAER fEd. Note. Big Prize Contest. KNO, Oscar, this is no radio pro- gram.J The management of this column offers rewards totaling to S000,000 for the gos-zippiest news concerning students, faculty, Wickersham committee or Helen and Warren. This column will continue till someone gets wise and pops us in the nosej Dear Pola, Alas, poor Russel I know him well. What fearful facts have you on Russel Smith? Professional razzer, a Isadore Cohen Dear Izzie, A bashful boy, this Russel, but a romeo, mind you. He just can't resist people named Vir- ginia and at this point is losing sleep, in rotation, over V. R., V. P. and V. D. Pola Torch Light 4, :v-:wa-ewawx-we-aw:-.isa-Q-wx Esther Novick i'What hol What have we here? Qu'avons-nous? asks the Tattler Torch as the beam turns the cor- ner, enters Room 119, and lights upon Esther Novick, LeCircle Francais president, who is busy on some French club project and at the same time munching a juicy apple fwhich some ambi- tious, well-meaning student prob- ably gave to uteachervj. Esther graduated from Sher- man school in 1928. As a sopho- more, she was secretary of her class and last year proved to be active on the decoration commit- tee. She is on the literary staff of the Saga, president of the French club and a member of the Peri- clean and International clubs. Miss Novick will graduate this year and enter the cr-r-ool cr-r-ool world to become a teacher. Inci- dently she is succeeded by her brother, Meyer, who is a sopho- more this year. Flags Awarded To Contest Winners At Club Meetings French Club will award small French flags to members who win in contests given during club programs. At the end of the year those having three small flags will re- ceive a large French flag. Students who already received small flags are Louise Korecki, William Rosenberg, Lillian Shoen, Pauline Gramrner, Kathryn Jackman, Enid Howenstine, Alberta Teall, and Mae McKnight. Election Of Soph OfHcers Postponed Till Next Week Primary election of sophomore oflicers will be held next week. 1 The election was delayed be- cause many petitions were taken out this week. Sometimes before the election a meeting, will be held for all sophs in order to introduce the the candidates. Campaign managers will be in charge of the meeting. W-W Dance Is Success Four hundred guests attended the W-W dance held Thursday evening October 29 in the girls' gym. Entertainment was furnish- ed by Seymour Jeter, Harry Judis, and Dorothy and Irving Shore. Grinder Designed By Machine Shop Head Among Features ' Tools made last year in the Woodward Machine shop will be exhibited next week in the Tattler Display case. Mr. Paul Thomae, head of the machine shop, will display a grin- der designed by himself that makes 7000 revolutions a minute when turned by hand. Book ends made at Libbey high school but finished at Woodward will be in the display. Other features of the exhi- bition are anvils, sine bars, several types of damps, center punches, lay centers, different styles of wrenches, steel bench blocks, gauges, , and counter sinks made by the boys working in the machine shop. Recreation Field Secretary ' Addresses Athletic Leagues Miss Ethel Bowers, Held sec- retary of National Playground and Recreation Association of America spoke recently to ofli- cers of Athletic Leagues from DeVilbiss, Libbey, Scott, Waite, and Woodward. Addressing the group as recreational leaders in their own school, Miss Bowers stated that their greatest prob- lem was not in teaching but in leadership. The meeting was held in the Woodward library. Those who attended from Woodward were Elsie Frautschi, Gertrude Swan- tek, Eunice McCoughy, Fanny Miller and Frieda Hullenkremer. Semi- Centennial Observed By Friendship Organization Woodward Friendship Club observed the 50th anniversary of the Girl Reserves during the last week. Over fifteen hundred girls of teen age who are members of the various Girl, Reserve groups in Toledo schools, the Friendship Clubs in the high schools and community clubs joined the national observation. Mrs. Albert Fair, chairman of the Girl Reserve committee, Miss Marjorie Rank, executive secretary of the Girl Reserve de- partment, and leaders in the Y.W.C.A. worked out the plans for the local observance. . Junior And Senior Girls' p Supervisor Takes Oiiice At the meeting of the North- western Ohio teachers, Miss Amie Miller, junior and senior girls' supervisor at Woodward, was elected secretary-treasurer of the Northwestern Ohio Asso- ciation of Deans of Women. This organization is newly formed and is a district division of the Ohio Association of Deans of Women. Miss Josephine Goodall, assistant principal of Waite high school, is president. Heck No, Respond Gridders With Action On Monday ' They smiled. Monday morning brought new thoughts, invigorating sunlight, and the retention of a razor- edged schoolspirit. Behind them was a crushing defeat after a hard fought battle. Crushing as to score, but not to moral. g But why look behind? 1 Ahead was a chance to redeem themselves, a chance to conquer new schools. Smiles spread over their faces. Smiles of confidence, confidence that they feel will play havoc with future opposition. They had no alibis to offer, and no tears to shed. They played hard, and they played fair, but last Saturday was not their day. But fighting determination played behind those smiles. De- termination to succeed. Determi- nation to win. Determination to forget the sting of defeat, train hard, and defeat their coming opponents. Their thoughts were reflected in the bright eyes of every staunch Woodward booster. The defeat is darkened in the dim of the past. The past is no more. Their type of courage merits success. With success they will be rewarded. The per- sonnel of Woodward's football team is sure of that. So they smiled. Deadline Flashes -- Mrs. Pauline Schaeffer, former teacher and advisor ofthe Tattler is mother of a seven and one-half pound baby girl. Congratulations Mrs. Shaeffer, and all the luck in the world to you, Gretchen Lou. ' 'I . Inventor Paul Thomae finds a rival in A. R. Bitter, who, in col- laboration with Mr. Hugh Mont- gomery, invented a bell, to be attached to the Kelly printing press, which will ring after every hiigndred copies have been run o K If l Elsie Frautschi, Leona Jacobs, Will ia ni Rosenberg, a n d Seymour Rothman ofthe Tattler staff attended a meeting at Scott high school which was held to organize an Inter-Press Associ- ation among all Toledo high schools. ...... ...1i...1...- Perfect Rooms Reported In the Tattler subscription campaign two one hundred per cent rooms were reported. Ruth Glow, of Mr. Phipp's class, and Esther J akcsy, of Mr. Staneart's room were the Tattler represent- atives for these classes. -- --as farm- - - .T .- ' k Constantly, Consistently Constructive ' ' E J w Vol. ,IV g Toledo, Ohio, November 13, 1931 I No. 94 t.-. - -f it JOLLY HICK PARTY ENGLISH TEACHER TOLEDO HI SCHOOLS X TO BE HELD TONIGHT Farmer Costumes To Prevail At Senior Party In ' Girls' Gym Jolly Hick, senior get-to- gether party, will be held tonight in the girls' gym. This annual informal party provides a means for the seniors to get better acquainted. All attending are requested to dress as farmers, or thecommittee in .charge threatens to dress'em. Prizes will be-awarded to the best dressed farmer. 5 - J i p Royal Woodwardites will sup- ply music for dancing which will begin at eight o'clock. Refresh- ments will be served and entertainment furnished by members of the class. Admission is fifteen cents which will go toward the class dues. Tickets may be obtained from Phillip Hoag, Brian Mc- Knight, Dorothy Phillips, Muriel DeLisle, Richard Eckert, and Ruth Schick. Guests of honor are Miss M. Doering, Miss C. McClure, Miss S. Cornwell, Miss A. Curtis, Miss B. Nelson, Miss R. Woodrich, Mr. and Mrs. V. Alberstett, Mr. and Mrs. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. C. Van Tassel, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, and'Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith. Periclean Society To Hold Initiation, Pot Luck Dinner Initiation and pot luck dinner in honor of pledges of the Peri- clean Literary society will be held Friday, November 20, after school in the girls' gym. The initiation committee is composed of Fannie Miller, chairmang Suzanne Adams, Dorothy Born, Anne Essak, and Genevieve Gerstenek. Pot luck dinner committee consists of Madeline Betz, chairmang Isabel LaRue, Nola Eisinger, Dorothy Redman, and Gertrude Solomon. Booth Elected Treasurer Miles Booth is the newly elect- ed treasurer of the Boosters Club. A pin committee was appointed by the officers. Vern Davidson will act as chairman with the as- sistance of Sally Fine, Esther Levine, Clarence lhiltz, and Albert Portinger. H J Orchestra Elects - For the second consecutive year, Norman Laabs was elected president of the Royal Wood- wardite orchestra. Other officers are Bertha Bustow, vice-presi- dentg and Ida Katlen, treasurer. Mr. L. C. Clark is leader of the group. ENJOYS DIRECTING Miss Marie J. Doering Miss Doering is one of those teachers who never bother about eating when play directing is the alternative. She came here in 1927 and organized a dramatic class the next year. Two? years ago she entered her present position of p Tattler staff adviser. . Miss Doering advised the first cabinet meeting of the inter-press association held here yesterday. Spanish Club To Present J Two One-Act Plays Dec. 9 Indian Summer and Over the Garden Wall, two one-act plays, sponsored by the Spanish club, will be presented in the Woodward auditorium, Wed- nesday evening, December 9. Miss A.G.Wetterman is directing the production. Ann Ein, Pauline Grammer, Harold Harris, Miles Booth, and Harry Schall have roles in Over the Garden Wall. Marjorie Devlin, Dorothy Phillips, Abe Goldberg, and Vincent Strohm, will play in Indian Summer. New Chairmen Appointed To Take Charge Of Works Art Klan has appointed new chairmen to take charge of all the posters and drawings in the school: Florence Joson is the chairman of the freshman class. S o p h om o r e representative is James Hall. Evelyn Hamilton is in charge of the junior and senior work, while Lillian Sells is tak- ing over oflice posters. Students are now working on Christmas cards which will be on sale at school. International Club Debate - Is Won By Negative Team . Debate, sponsored by the International club, was won by the negative side composed of Anna Ein, James Nassar, and Harold- Harris. The question was Should the United States cancel the war debt? Judges were Miss Mabel Rutan, Miss Edna McLaughlin, and Mr. .A. D. Johnson. FORM PRESS CLUBQ 1 N Elsie Frautschi Is Selected To Represent Woodward A Tattler E g Permanent plans for the for- mation of a Toledo High School Press lAssociation were com- lpleted at a meeting held at Scott, November 5, of representatives for each high school publication. A governing body composed of a member elected from the staff of each high school will 'direct-the activities ofthe association. Elsie Frautschi will represent Wood- ward on this cabinet. E Meeting of the students com- posing the cabinet was held yes- terday after school in the Tattler office for the purpose of plan-f nin adeinite ro am and elect-' S P ST ing president and secretary. Waite high school will be host at the first regular meeting December 2. At the regular meet- sented by its cabinet member and three staff members inter- ested in the subject discussed. School Rooms Presented- Portrait Of Washington Through the efforts of Congress the George Washington Bicen- tennial Commission has pre- sented a large portrait of George Washington to every school room in the country. These pic- tures are a small part of the nation wide celebration in honor of Washington's 200th birthday anniversary. Gilbert Stuart, re- nowned artist, made the original painting. Scott Parent-Teachers Use Unusual Ideas At Meeting Most original Parent-Teacher meeting ever held in Toledo was at Scott high school where the parents became students. Classes were held and four minutes were allowed to change. Penalties were served by those that were tardy. Teachers were asked to treat their new pupils as though they were children and to punish them if they misbehaved. Electrical Club Initates Seven Members Monday Seven new members initiated into the Electrical .Club 'were Fred Katz, 1Milton Cykowski, Laurell Link, Raymond McCown, Frank Bafija, -Louis Henold, and Ray Crouse. Committee in charge was Glenn Merriam, Lawrence Blum, and Irwin Pawlicki. Mr. Bitter is adviser of this 01'- ganization. ' ings each school will be repre- NATIONAE-Bioox WEEK QMass Meeting, Contest, Li- brary Display, Held During ' h' Celebration l J -1-il Round the World- in Books is ' the selected theme for Book Week which will be observed nationally on November 15 to 21. Book fairs, displays, and special programs are being ssonsored by libraries, schools, ian ' book stores. ' Because of close connection between the National Book Week theme and international affairs the Woodward Inter- national Club is supervising the library display and the auditori- um programs. Miss Jessie Welles, assistant of the Toledo Public Library, has been chos- en to speak to the Juniors and Seniors at a conference hour meeting next Monday. To a Far Village is the topic which Miss Welles will present. An essay contest for Freshman students with the subject Books as Passports to Peace is being held, in connection with Book Week. Each English teacher will submit one essay from each of her freshman classes to the exec- utive committee of the Interna- tional club who will act as judges. All essays must be in Wednes- day, November 18, and an appro- priate book will be awarded to the winner at the meeting on November 20. The stage for this meeting will be decorated in book form and students representing vari- ous nationalities will sing and dance. This meeting is in charge of Miss Edith Murphy's English classes. . Miss Ward's Home Room To Give Xmas Gift's To Needy At a meeting, Tuesday, No- vember 10, the freshmen girls in Miss Ward's home room, decided to help- the needy children at Christmas time. Each girl will bring a gift to school before De- cember 10. Contributions will be taken to the Public Health Association for distribution. p ' Freshman Boy Wins Free Ticket To Next Home Game John Marinski, a freshman, guessed the correct score of the Central-Woodward game enti- tling him tosa free ticket to the De Vilbiss-Woodward fracas. 'u The guessing contest will be re- sumed next week. Girls Visit Hosptial Miss Hazel Coy's home nurs- ing classes visited the County T Hospital, Tuberculosis Hospital, and Fresh Air School last Mon- day, November 9. fszsarorq- sf .. -lg V - --fs- THE WOODWARD TATTLER s' THE WO0DWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. . W' Summa . sie-Msg, mars TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi M ' Edit r... ..Marion Jaw r ki anaging o .. o s Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... .................... R uth Dorf Display ...... .......... . .............. Al berta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......,.. M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - Juli L b't Typlsts l Gertrude Blunileniilelbl Stah' Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swa a Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery Sf 'nl E g PRINCIPAL POINTS The grade cards are out this week. They will be re- I ceived as alwa s with min led feelin s of 'o and fear X x lx 55... f X N 1 N ,f N xl Y E 8 J Y - We wish that every one could be happy rather than sad on these occasions, but it is never that way. . However, in thinking about your grade card and its marks, be sure to remember this: The marks on your card are put there by you, and you alone are responsible. Get away from the idea that the teacher gave you a poor grade. All teachers try to be fair, and if your grades do not measure up to what you think they should, before you complain of a teacher, check up on yourself. The pupil who attends strictly to the business of coming to school, and who gets the routine assignments from day to day is pretty sure to be satisfied with his marks simply because he IS able to estimate his own worth and-ability. . s If your marks are poor this time make up 'your mind to im rove them in the future. If these are good, strive to excel or at least to equal them. MORE COMMENT ON STUDENT COUNCIL Dear Editor: What our school needs right now is a Student Council. If the whole student body would get together and start the ball rolling, I think that-the outcome would be a better Woodward. Of course, there must be someone who will start this--someone who will make it work-someone who will sh ulder the responsi- bilities. You ask, Who shall do this? and e answer is, The senior class! .lr Yes, seniors, it's up to you. You of all the classes are the best suited to the undertaking. Are you going to try and make the Student Council a success, or are you going to leave the school next year without being able to say, I did my share ? A Woodwardite. The Tattler has already post- poned the paper program for ten weeks, while waiting for your opinions on what projects to sponsor. We have received no reply so we print this as a plea for yourpideas. Do you want a student council, club council, dancing school, or audio system? Your opinion will reach us if you will write it out and give it to a staff member. We nominate for the Hall of Fame-The two or three students who never bother their respective supervisors with tardy slips, hall permits, absent excuses, penalty sessions, etc. And to the Hall of Oblivion- The uninvited guests who visit the Tattler oiiice. l 8 i But after all finding a worm in your apple isn't the worst thing that could happen. It might have been half a worm. U C I .s Simile--As thrilling as a post- age stamp to a correspondent school oiiice boy. I 1 i Wouldn't we like to take the fifty million dollars and never wake up. ' Being candid-Speaking unto others as you would not like them to speak to you. p Yep says Pola, Bandit Phil Jayels was a good provider till he got caught at it. Who's Who Still water runs deep, pertained to Meyer Shall. Another dark brunette brings himself to our attention as the search centers on a popular sophomore. His charming voice and smile indicate a delightful personality. Dark wavy hair, brown eyes, and broad shoulders complete his description. . He is a member of Spanish Club and Junior Hi-Y and at pre- sent is a candidate for an impor- tant Sophomore class oflice. Dark wine red seems to be his favorite color as he wears a sweat- er of that color or his Hi-Y jacket. Popular among the girls as well as boys, it shouldn't be hard to find this prominent sophomore. Hold on to your friends, girls, Marian Mullins is back. - I O O The best way to sell tickets, says Pola Baer, is with nets. That is, Phyllis Netz. Then there's the Scotchman who nearly went crazy when he bought-a score card and no- body scored. Brian McKnight claims an example of period furniture is an electric chair, cause it ends a sentence. . Q 4 ll Mrs. McManamon almost be- came what she tries so hard to be when she kept her eighth hour class after school ten min- utes. Hither And Yon In a muddle today--all my teachers told me to study their subjects first and--yours truly did naught! Helen Swaya wails that as soon as she started to work, her teachers closed their books--Tough luck, Helen. Look! There's our fruit and vegetable man--Carl Joseph-With his daily carrots and apples. D'ja notice Woodward gum vendors--- Willie Fingerhut and Freddie Slawski-are more popular with the girls than the teachers? Ohh looky-there's some walking books-no it's Isabel Loynes with her dictionary. Here comes Bill Rosenberg with his never dimin- ishing pocket of peanuts, thanks Bill. Well, s'long, wish me lots of luck when the pater signs the card. I'll need it. ' FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Nov. 13--French club party fgirl's gym 2:30l Nov. 13-Varsity reserves-Gib- sonburg CGibsonburgJ Nov. 13--Senior Jolly Hick party fGirl's gym tonightl Drafting students threaten to kill the discoverer of the 4th demension. t t Let us suggest a Nobel award for the boy who nicknamed Mr. Bevan, Curly.'1 There were no hics at the Hick party. . hairs-f ..l.-'.,n ' sans-.Lg........ ..' L- IFLASHES FROM FRIENDS' Motion Pictures will be the theme of the Centralian, the Central High, Kansas City, Missouri, yearbook for 1932. The book is to be dedicated to Evelyn Knapp and William Powell both alumni and prominent in Motion Picture Industry.--Central High, Kansas City, Missouri. a a n I When pencils become dull, we resort to the pencil sharpener. When the brains become dull, the best thing to do is reada book.-Orange and Black, East Waterloo Hi, Waterloo, Iowa. Students who have been puz- zled over the meaning of the fourth dimension will doubtless be glad to know that a fifth di- mension has been discovered. Einstein, famous for his relativ- ity theory, arrived at this con- clusion by mathamatical form- ula. The fifth dimension is con- cerned with the relationship of l I gravity and electricity-Lindblomi Weekly, Lindblom Hi, Chicago, Illinois. 1 ' Jones-Give an example of period furniture. Jane--Oh an electric chair cause it ends a sentence.---The Scarlot Parrot, Bowling Green Hi, Bowling Green, Ohio. .-T..-1-...-1 , 1 , 1 x . ue -sm- s ORTXIKE WQ The latest attraction about the building-our pretty femme, hit pin baseballeers. v ,gmlg The game in itself may be in- teresting, but I wonder if that accounts for the big crowds. It may be because it is free that watching the game has become so popular-among the males. Maybe the boys admire the players' talents and FORMS. But several handicaps to the players have cropped up--on their feet. Which probably account for the signs carried around on many, of those sweet-smelling organs, reading: PRIVATE i CORN FIELD, KEEP OFF. ' Many family quarrels have re- sulted from the girls' stubborn-- resolutions to master the game. s In their quest for perfection, they have torn off the high heels from their other shoes and are now using them as cleats. Mr. Lowry was overheard in a conver- sation with Miss Cornwall, and is quoted: If football doesn't draw bigger attendances, We will re- place it with hit pin baseball. However there is one diflicul- ty, the game is too rough, and the Board of Health doesn't per- mit the language used when a decision is protested. But it is all right in its way, for the boys' time is occupied by the game, and their minds are occupied by the players. Oh, they got me! 1 4 a ? g . p r er- fi. - w . . --: as .si a f - - w - 1' r' - ---M -- ef- - f' 1 A ,L. .- N- -3 ,fig-, .. .,-Q ,Vg X as K F . . . -. .-are r Q- , V A . .3-is is- -'Sk I mira A x x N Q X ...EK THE WOODWARD TATTLER 1 A I POLAR' BEARS LOSE TO FIGHTING IRISH ...-.iQ Thrilling Encounter Decided, ' In Final Minutes Of Play An inspired Woodward eleven outplayed Central for three quar- ters ofthe game Wednesday, only to see a tie or possibly a victory slip through its hands in a single series of plays in the last period. The finalscore was 7-0. A wet and heavy field did not hamper play to any great extent as the backfield of both teams got OH' to several long runs in a game. that was packed with thrills from start to finish. Penalties were numerous, some coming at inopportune moments, but despite the wet ball there were few fumbles after the ogening canto. First downs were a out equally divided between the two elevens. Bears Reach 30 , Both Central and VVoodward A began offensive drives at the start -aof the game although the Irish 5 ,buld not penetrate the oodward 35. Aided by some fine 'Q' iplunging by DeShetler and a 13 yard run by Reichlin, the Bears reached their opponent's 30 as the quarter ended.. At the start of the second stanza, DeShetler made another first on the 20 where Woodward lost the ball on downs. Later in this period Kokocinski, who replaced Reich- lin at quarter, slipped through tackle. for 25 yards, only to be ,called back when Woodward drew a 15 yard penalty. The half ,ef , C with Central in possession sb 1 in midfield. 2-f'Ef '5l'v and fumbles spoiled pla gfor the greater part of the third quarter. Belcik broke loose for 50 yards to the Woodward 10 but the play was called back and Central penalized 15. A - Irish Score The Irish began their touch- down drive early in the final quarter when Scanlon intercept- , f'f?Kudlinski's short pass on the 5, BBISESBZ. With the entire Irish plunging through the ine, Central brought the ball to --the 3 from where Murphy took it over. Venia place kicked the extra ggpoing-ig - Friedman later broke Qiaway or 35 yards to the Central 30 but' the Irish intercepted Woodward's 'passes when the Bears threatened to gain. There were no individual stars for Woodward on the offense, the whole backfield turning in a great performance. On the de- fense, Letke, Harre, and Katafiasz on-the line, and Friedman in the hackfield featured. For Central, -'Murphy and DiSa1le did the best ground gainings while Wlodarz and Venia played a good defen- ' sive game. Intra - murals accomplished what English teachers never could in keeping Joe Bowers :after school. A . , . 1- . .-' an--3 . ,- - g :f armers E I B Bu ROSENBEl?iQiE3fw The value of lightweight foot- ball is set forth in the fact that nine members of the 1930 Cubs are now playing on the varsity and reserve. These amen are the brothers Churski, Kreft, Sutler, and Freeman - on the line and Reichlin, Zarembski, Szczepanik, and Muar in the backfield. ii t- U Anthony Louy, right guard on the Cubs, is making a great bid to become a real lightweight. Starting the season at 250 pounds, he is down to 230 now.: and still losing. S i i Jim Nazium thinks that- George Barrow is the best all- round player at Woodward. 8 Ik O Ever since Alex Margy had a cold he thinks he belongs in the pony backfield just because he's a little hoarse. t Coach Bevan' believed that it was in the numders that Wood- ward would lose to Central. The day was the thirteenth Armistice Day and Bevan used thirteen players against the Irish. Tattler offers a street car ticket to anyone guessing the correct score to the Gibsonburg game. E W 1' Famous last words! I don't feel like running around the track tonight, coach. Reserve Squads Travel To Gibsonburg For Encounter Woodward second and third teams travel to Gibsonburg today for a game with the high school team there. Coach Bevan scheduled this game to give his reserve material practice and experience. Gibson- burg should furnish plenty of opposition boasting a 7-6 victory over Coach Stubblefields Fostoria eleven in its list of wins. No first string players will enter the game for Woodward. Woodward Faculty Bowl - Well in Teachers' Opener Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Adrienne Curtis, and Miss Cath- erine McClure scored high at the first meeting of the Women's Bowling League composed of women teachers from all Toledo high schools. The tournament is held every Tuesday afternoon at the Rec- reation Building. Any, feminine member of faculty interested in bowling see either of the girls' gym teachers. The other schools have the funny idea that they're smarter than Woodward, but they haven't seen me yet, claims Arthur Kaminski. ' - FULLBACK is STAR IN CENTRAL GAME Woodrow De Shetler . Woodrow De Shetler, Wood- ward's plowing fullback, was one of the - backiield stars in the game with Central. Woody's line plunges in the early part of the game account- ed for half of the Bears' first downs. He is the fastest man on the squad and is hard to stop once he combines his speed and his plunges. , De Shelter is a junior and has another year of play for Wood- Ward. SENIOR GIRLS ARE VICTORS IN HIT-PIN Senior Girls won the champi- onship of the girls hit-pin base- ball league, due to an 18-17 victory over the Ihiendship Club, Mon- day afternoon. Players on the senior team are Gertrude Swantek, manager, Dorothy Baumgardner, Mathilda Pozarzycki, Elsie Frautschi, Lillian May Smith, Cecelia Maluka, Eunice McConougl1y, Mary Walsh, LaVon Weiser, Lucille Millis, and Ruth Stahl. Final standings in the girls' leagues are: OO League Won Lost Pct. Senior Girls 7 0 1.000 Wild-Fire 6 1 .858 French Club 5 2 .715 Freshman 1 3 4 .429 Freshman 2 3 4 .429 Sophomore 3 4 .429 Commerce Club 1 6 .143 Junior Girls 0 7 .000 O League Friendship Club '1 . 6 Brownies 5 2 . Lightnings 5 2 ' . Shooting Stars 5 2 . Pericleans 4 3 . Inter-Circle 2 5 . Blue Sox 1 6 . Latin Club - 0 7 . 858 715 715 715 572 286 142 000 Speed Ball Games Started Girl's gym te ache rs are teaching deck tennis in all gym classes. There is a speed ball tournament starting today and will be finished by Thanksgiving. The tournament will be played on the girls field at Wilson Park. . -- g. PASS, TAP SEASON FINISHES Fon Eovs ll-i Machine shop, Polish Knights Are Victors In Two Leagues Machine Shop in the National League and Polish Knights in the American were winners in the pass-and-tap football season completed last week. The machinists' record is even more impressive than that of last year when they won their first intra-mural tournament. The lowest score they have been held to is 30-0 while they have reached 72-0, and as in 1930, were not scored upon. Charles Szczygiel is captain of the champs and Cas- imer Cichanski is manager. Final standings in National League are: , ' W L Pct. 0 Machine Shop 7 1.000 Electrical Shop 6 1 .857 French Club 4 3 .571 Senior Hi-Y 4 3 .571 Pencil Pushers 2 5 .285 Quill 'Sn Dagger 0 7 .000 Wood Shop 0 7 ,.000 General Shop 0 ' 7 .000 Polish Knights, this year, won the crown in the final game of the year when they took a 6-0 decision over the Auto Mechanics with whom they shared the top spot the entire sea- son. Ludwikowski scored the win- ning touchdown when he caught an autoist punt and ran along the sidelines to score. The captain- manager of the Polish Knights is Joe Bowers. a new entry Final standings in American league are: ' W L Pct. Polish Knights 7 0 I 1.000 Auto Mechanics 6 1 - .857 Commerce Club 5 2 ' .714 Pica Club 3 4 .428 Junior Hi-Y 3 4 .428 Aviation Club 3 4 .428 Latin Club . 1 6 .142 Peiuper Club 0 7 .000 the inter-class Seniors won tournament with successive Wins over each of the 3 other class teams. The Senior team is practi- cally the one that won the tour- nament last year as juniors. Final inter-class standings are: W L Pct. Seniors h 3 .0 1.000 Sophomores 2 1 .660 Freshmen 1 2 ' .333 Juniors 0 3 .000 Machine Shop and Polish Knights engaged in a champion- ship game conference hour today, too late to record the result in the Tattler. 1 To Fete Gridders ' Mrs. Friedman, Joe Fried- man's mother, will honor Coach Bevan's varsity football players with a dinner tomorrow evening at her restaurant on Broadway street. After dinner speakers will in- clude Coach Bevan, . Mr. D.. Fried-- man, and Captain Kudlinski. gl J- kv -. '- rf-.A re- ,1 , HN jsfggd X .Q 2-:E - fij is A f Q ' .sin , H 53:-gg 'V 3 W im- It , -g . In ' .Tam x ., ii. 3? . . ,. I Fl' .A fi . gf' -l . -' - if -gg is ...tl .J fl -3 w 5 'iii -5- .53 ii -.li Qi 'i , .Q X. 'J . - .r -. , -ii I . . 4 . -- ' .- . --1----':?,.. 9, ,, ,,rj,,?A.3,::?l, L p VK X . y -. . i I t K A ' gp, ,Nm .. .. LL Lim, MQAVLM ,'gL5,gim..,,... .Q.e -in-. ,LAW A.. A 1. . 55.-gr,.s.aa..' '.-3.a-acne...-.gag --. ,. Aim. Aa,....A ,, A..- ., A... THE WOODWARD TATTLER FRENCH CLUBS MEET AT WOODWARD HIGH Le Circle Francais Host To Libbey, Scott, Waite, DeVilbiss Le Circle Francais of Wood- Ward will be host to the French clubs of Libbey, Scott, Waite, and DeVilbiss after school November 13, for the purpose of spreading good will among French students of other Toledo high schools. First a meeting will be held in Room 119 and afterwards the Royal Woodwardites will pro- vide music for dancing in the girls' gym. Rose Basco, Nathan Greenberg, and Phillip Abrams will furnish entertainment. Guests of honor are advisers of the other clubs and all the faculty of Woodward. Deadline Flashes Roman catacombs, caves of Kentucky and Parisian sewers, have nothing on the mile of air tunnels running under Wood- ward. 8 95 W Sylvia Blumenfeld, '30, who won the Libbey-Edward Drum- mond scholarship in music here received second award from Wittenberg college recently.She is a freshman tliere. Fourth, fifth, and sixth copies of the Woodward Tattler were sent to Columbus Monday to be judged in the first state contest for junior and senior high school publications. it 3 sWaite, Scott, and Woodward are the only high schools in Toledo .having amateur radio licenses. ' it Q Benny Bugs Bugajewski, '30, former Woodward grid star, is playing regular tackle on the successful Michigan State team. So we hear from the Michigan State Normal News. Dance Nets Profit Receipts of eight dollars from the Woodward-Central pep dance were divided between the Royal Woodwardites and Athletic fund. Committee in charge was Miles Booth, Virginia McVay, Tessie Kummins, Lucille Baranowski, Roberta Dumont, Dorothy Smo- linski, Rosemary Wietrzykowski, Milton Zimmerman, and Fred Slawski. THANKS Thru the cooperation of the Print Shop and the Tattler Staff, you are able to read about the Woodward-Central game in this week's issue. Dead-line on copy for the Tattler, is Wednesday morning, but Mr. Montgomery promised to have his boys put on a little speed. Thanks to Mr. Montgomery and his printing classes. 5L'3 '9 'Yf '9 'V 9 -? 5 '+P'V 4 '9'K jg Under The Tattler jg ,Q Torch Light 4, 7? viwvivvlvib-K Miss Mabel Rutan Tattler Torchlight, attracted by the gleam of red hair, beams upon Miss Mabel Rutan, member of the history department at Woodward for the past three years. Surrounded by maps and students requesting advice, Miss Rutan uncovered many interest- ing facts of which the student body is unaware. When a young girl, her am- bition was to be an artist, but as her talent along that line was limited, she attended the Uni- versities of Minnesota and Chi- cago which prepared her to teach at Woodward. While traveling, her favorite hobby, Miss Rutan has covered practically all parts of the United States. Miss Rutan's year book signa- ture is very typical of her. No- thing worth While is easy, if you're taking it easy, you're doing nothing well. Christmas Cards If you are interested in Christ- mas Cards, stop in the print shop and see samples of cards offered by the Pica Club. Visitors Like School Mr. Powers and Mr. Stewart, Principal and assistant Principal of East Tech of Cleveland, were visitors at Woodward, Friday, November 6. They were im- pressed with our fine equipment. Memorial Fund Collection Nets Seventy-Eight Dollars Memorial services were held in honor of Knute K. Rockne during the half at the Woodward- Central game. Notre Dame songs were played and taps were sounded. After this program, a collection was made which totaled seventy-eight dollars and turned over to the Rockne Memorial Fund, which is a national movement for building a field house at South Bend in memory of the great coach. Engineer At T. U. Dr. Phillips Thomas, 'research engineer of the Westinghouse Electric company, demonstrated the action of electrons in his lecture Electron at work and p'ay yesterday at the Toledo University Theatre. Woodward was well representented inthe audience. TATTLER DISPLAY FEATURES BOOKS International Club Helps Sponsor National Book Week The answer to the question What do people in f 0 r e i g n countries read will be found in the Tattler Display case during National Book week thru the courtesy of the International club. Books read by people in our own country with those read by America's neighbors will consti- tute the greater part of the exhi- bition. The books on fiction have been secured from the P u b l i c Library and those on traveling from Woodward's language de- partments and library. Dolls will be dressed to repre- sent various books in the display. POLA BAER CEd. Note--Thanks for the contribs. Keep up the good work. Give us the secret passion of your pal or worst enemy and see what we do with it. J Dear Pola Baer, I've tried everything under the sun lpositively nothing under the moonl to keep Joe Stein from flirting with me in English. How can I discourage him? Troubled, R.C.D. Dear Ruth, Try marrying him. Pola Bear, Matrimonial agent. Dear Miss Baer, What naughty news can you find concerning the Tattler Gos- sip-seeker? I caught you, Lillie Poneman. My dear Miss Poneman, Old Tat and I were engaged to be married at the end of this year, but you---you came along and stole him with your glitter and glammer. Now I'm suing him for breach of promise and naming YOU as corresplcgnizlent. o a. Dear Pola ol' Pal, You promised to get the Tattler Gossip-seeker to dig up dirty dope on Louis Cohen. Got any, yet? Anxiously, Louis Lublin. Dear Louie, Yep, Louis wants to be a phil- anthropic millionaire and give money to schemes like Destruc- tion of the Red Menace in our Kindergartens. His present pas- sion is L. S. fAlthough she may not know it.J Very much yours, , N Pola Baer. Gym Office. Gets Rug What ho! VVhat hol. The office of the girls' gym has a new rug. Miss K. McClure and Miss S. Cornwell are responsible for the buying of the rug. TATTLER GOSSIPER F WINS SONG CONTEST Song Judges Make Decision After Many Hours Deliberation Ladies, gentlemen, we have been deadlocked here for days'n daze trying to select the winner of the song contest. We must come to the conclusion for which the student body is waiting, crates Chairman Edna McLaugh- lin. Which shall we choose for the school song? Blah, blah, blah, answers the committee from which good ole Edna deducts the following: Mrs. MacManamon-Here's one from Howard Smith. Listen The what invented Woodward 1 , Mus? have been one peach of a guy. Chorus- Oh, Hazel, how can you? , c Mr. LaRue- Now here's a win- ger submitted by Virginia Gol- er. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself has said .. This is Woodward my- ' Chorus--Copy cat! Miss McLaughlin-- Look, here at the bottom of the pile is this nice scented envelope. Someone must have left it here. fopens letterl Eureka! Alabama! fvarious languages for I found it! Here we rest! J We'll put DeVilbiss in a trance, And kick Libbey in the pance. Chorus--Hurray, that's a mast- erpiece, a genius. Who wrote it? Chairman Edna--Let's see. Just as I expected, the Tattler Gossip-seeker. The jury rises as a body, rush- es into the hall, puts the modest retiring gossip seeker on their shoulders and carries him through the halls. CEd. Note--to the incinerator. The Tattler Gossip-seeker wrote this story.J Electricians Hear Talk Mr. William B. Duck, well known radio manufacturer, spoke to the members of the Electrical Society yesterday. His talk was based on the Advancement of Radio. . Junior Hi-Y Initiates Junior Hi-Y will initiate four- teen boys November 17, at the Y. M. C. A. A swimming party will follow the initiations cere- monies. . Those initiated will be Henry Czarnecki, Francis Justen, Zigmund Wilkolek, Bernard Nichpor, Dan Lewandowski, Dan Kasprzak, Lloyd Benore, Ed. Pietryk, Carl Kella, Ed.Willusz, Lawrence Roberts, Dick Lucker, Charles Wolfinger, and Richard Johnson. Pearl Blankenstein succeeds Lillian Wolk in punishing her chewing gum: I ' Famous Last Words-VVhy do we study English, Mr. Lowry? , ,..-W ,-1, - ,-x., -.fs-R.,--1 ' ., -. -T f-'b W . J ' ' -dogg-. 1 -Q1 c5993 V T N - r, -- - 1.4 ' hai f f , X if x X. Constantly, Consistently Constructi Woonw RD T LPTLER J Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, November 20, 1931 No, 10 - PUBLISHER GIVES TICKETS TO SERIES Paul Block Gives Two Tickets To All Toledo High x Schools 'Through the generosity of Paul Block, newspaper publisher, two season memberships for the Town Hall Series have again been given to Woodward, Scott Waite, L i b b e y, DeVilbiss, Central, and St. J ohn's high' schools. Two students chosen from the social problems classes of Miss E. McLaughlin and Mr. P. Duns- more will be privileged to attend these lectures from Woodward. Bernice Floyd and Glenn Mer- riam attended the first lecture given by Baroness Von Hinden- burg, who appeared at the Valen- tine Theatre last Saturday. Elsie Frautschi and Seymour Rothman will hear the second speaker in the series tomorrow. Miss Woodrich Consents To Direct Juniors In Play Miss Rozella Woodrich, Fresh- man English teacher, has consen- ted to direct the Junior class play. Miss Woodrich has had lit- tle experience in the directing of plays, although she has produced a few at Sherman school, where she formerly taught. Junior play committee consists of Ruth Dorf, chairman, Alberta Teall, Dorothy Shore, Lucille Bland, and Donald Schafer. Le Cercle Francais Host To One Hundred Fifty Students One hundred and fifty French club members and advisers from Waite, Scott, and Libbey met Friday afternoon, November 13, as guests of the Woodward French c ub. Royal Woodward- ites played for dancing in the girls' gym after which refresh- ments were served in the cafeteria. J-Hop Committee Heads Chosen For Annual Dance Committee heads for ar- rangements of the annual J-Hop to be held February 11, 1932, were selected at a meeting 1 of J-Hop committee held Monday, November 16, during conference -hour. ' Committee heads are: Dorothy Redman, decorations, obert Eiseman, dance programs, Verne Davidson, refreshment st a n dg Martha Haynes, checkingg Mor- ton Milstein, advertising, Irvin Greenspoon, .ticketsg and Miles Booth, orchestra and card games. Esther Jakcsy is general chair- man of arrangements. TO DIRECT SENIOR CLASS PRODUC TION Clyde VanTassel Mr. Clyde VanTassel, Com- merce and Industry teacher, will direct the annual senior play to be presented the latter part of February. The play committee who se- cured the services of Mr. Van Tassle are Roselyn Kenaga chair- man, Elson Erler, Art Pfederle, Gertrude Swanteck, and Fred Glick. Tattler Student To Attend Ohio State Press Convention Mary Jane McDonald, Tattler student, left this morning to at- tend the Ohio State Press Con- vention at Columbus. Speakers, and round table dis- cussions on high school publi- cations will be followed by the annual banquet at the Deshler- Wallick ball-room. Convention members after making a tour of the city news- paper and engraving plants, the State House and gallery of Fine Arts, will attend the Ohio State- lllinios game. Fourteen New Members Initiated Into Senior Hi -Y Senior Hi-Y initiated fourteen new members. The members are Ed Bialorucki, Stan Zimbowski, Frank Gable, Paul Gorny, Bob Mitchell, Frank Kraft, Dan Ur- banski, Carl Kraft, Jack Lockert, Philip Hoag, Hobart Wentworth, Walter Gardner, Albin Jackow- ski, and Leheigh Worden. Periclean Lit Society To Initiate Twenty Pledges Periclean literary society will initiate twenty girls after school today in the girls' gym. A pot luck supper will follow the initi- ation. Fannie Miller and Madeline Betz are in charge of the affair. Pledges to be initiated are Bernice Floyd, Ruth Glow, Frieda Hullenkramer, Corinne Miller, Genevieve O'Rourke, Martha Vericke, Ruth Boehler, Anna Ein, Kathryn Jackman, Lois Hotz, Lil Greenberg, Enid Howenstine, Edith McKinnon, Sadie Skaff, Margaret Smith, Lucille Wick- strom, Marie Cochran, Margaret Kreft, Anna Wegener, and Cora- belle Kehrer. ' ' ELECTRICAL SHOP RECEIVES DONATION Wire Valued At Twenty-Five Dollars Delivered To Electricians Fifty pounds of enameled, double covered silk and bare wire, valued at twenty-tive dol- lars,was donated by the General Cable Corporation tothe electri- cal shop. The gift was made through Mr. V. F. Rea, general manager and Mr. Samuel Cook of the wire sales division. This is the second equipment given to the shop within a month. Mr. Rohr drove to Fort Wayne last week in an eifort to procure the donation. He was introduced to these men by Mr. L. M. Garman, General Electric Company, who was instrumental in getting the first gift from his own company. The new equipment donated, consisting of Number 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, is of vital importance and makes possible the improve- ment of a football audio system, amateur radio station, and other projects now being planned by Instructor A. R. Bitter and his classes. Booster Cabinet Meets, ' Dance Plans Discussed At a Booster cabinet meeting held Wednesday conference hour plans were discussed for the coming Woodward-Libbey dance to be held November 25th in the girls' gym. Mr. R. Lowry and Mr. C. Meek are assisting the Boosters in planning the dance. Juniors And Seniors Hear Miss J. Wells At Meeting Miss Jesse Wells, assistant librarian of the Toledo Public library, spoke to juniors and seniors on To a far village in celebration of Book week. William Hullenkramer intro- duced the speaker who was brought here through the efforts of the International Club. Woodshop Makes Boards Woodshop, under the supervi- sion of Mr. S. B. Crouse, will make shudle board sets for all the high schools in the city. Work on these sets will begin as soon as the needed lumber arrives from the Board of Education. Tattler Campaign To Start Third Tattler subscription cam- paign of the year will be carried on from November 30 to Decem- ber 3 inclusive. Due to Thanks- giving vacation, Tattlers will be distributed Wednesday. 1. .. L.. ......,......--.4,..gi..1.... DEADLINE ON SONG 2 CONTEST EXTENDED Judges Announce Extension Of School Loyalty Anthem - ... Upon decision of the judges, the Woodward school song con- test is being continued until the Christmas holidays. Most of the songs handed in were of the foot- ball mass meeting type, which is contrary to the rules of the con- test. Woodward has a fine football song but needs a school loyalty song. Only a. few loyalty songs were entered in the last contest. r Music 1S not required, as Mr. C. Ballihas offered to compose the music for any prize winning song. The poems should not be adapted to any college tune. A Tattler-Saga is the prize to be awarded to the writer of the best song. 'If no entrant is wor- thy of being adopted as our permanent school song, E the prize-winning song from this year will be Bled. After a similar contest next year, all songs entered will be rejudged. Teachers May Have Booklets Robert Bulkley, Ohio senator, has sent a letter to Mr. LaRue advising him of the many edu- cational booklets Congress is now distributing. Many of the subjects are vocational. Sample sets of house and senate bills and resolutions will be sent to all teachers requesting them. . Seniors Give Entertainment Senior class entertained at the Parent-Teacher meeting Wed- nesday night in the auditorium. Tap dancing, tumbling, violin selections, harmonica numbers, banjo and saxophone solos com- prised the entertainment pro- gram. Lotter 'Candidates Active Girls who are working for let- ters may do their hit-pin base- ball tests any conference hour from now up until Thanksgiving. The tests will be based on bat- ting, pitching, and running bases. About one hundred girls are working for letters. Detective Mystery Film Sponsored By Engineers Temple Towerf' a detective mystery film sponsored by the Engineering Society, will be shown in the auditorium, Wednesday, December 2, at 3 and 8 P.M. Admission will be ten cents at both performances Mr. William Rohr is adviser of the club. g -1... H... .. arm... .D .IL 1. ,L ia.. 1' f., .am-ry.-7 ' THE'j,WOODWARDgTA'I'l1LER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed by the Pupils - of Woodward High School. ,av 49 Newspaper Fg'::::W 2:r:z-f'p,JlIEHE VQYASQQQISW - TATTLER STAFF ews Editor Elsie Frautschi N ' ....................... Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ,......... .................... R uth Dorf Display ..........,....... ............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . ' Jul' L b't Typlsts ................ 5 Gertrude Stan' Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther J akscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty K Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery 4 I I mi 424615 Entering the Toledo high school Press Association, the Ohio high school and National Scholastic rating contest, send- ing representatives to Columbus and Chicago is all an endeavor to improve the Tattler for readers and to gain fame for Woodward through this country wide repre- sentation of our high school. As a further program for this betterment campaign we ask but two small favors of you. First, criticize and comment on the Tat- tler to us and second, subscribe, through your representative, and help us finance our plans. Thanks. R X ' We Nominate to the Hall of Fame---The Industrial Arts class- es who help so much in school projects: especially Mr. Th0mae's machine shop for preparing cuts A DRAMATICS CLASS WOULD HELP HE hardship of play committees in finding directors for the annual plays of the junior and senior classes would be elimi- nated in the formation of a dramatics class. The type of plays presented would be of a higher calibre. Station W.S.P.D. has asked Woodward to present a sketch over the radio. At present there is no one responsible for carrying out this project. If we had a dramatics class, the assignment would be comparatively easy. Woodward needs a dramatics class. Woodward needs it now. The sooner the better. Why can't we have one next semester? BOOK WEEK STRESSES FRIENDSHIP CHOOLS and libraries throughout the country are emphasiz- ing the importance of world friendship during the annual Na- tional Book Week, November 15-2l. Round the world in books is an excellent method to teach American youth to understand and make friends with their foreign neighbors. Only by knowledge of other countries and their individual problems can we learn to sympathize and cooperate with them. Durin the resent eriod when man eo le have excess 8' P P Y P P leisure time on their hands the American public is realizing the importance of the vast treasure of knowledge in books that is lying at their command. Monthly reports from the nation's libraries show a heavy increase in the use of books, which proves the fact that the national public is learning the value of private study and worthwhile use of their leisure hours. Hither And Yon Everyone is breathing more easily now that the cards are out and you can bet we no longer feel like hunted convicts for that precious card contained 2 e's and 2 d's--pater said-oh well we won't go into that. C'mon there's a crowd-what'sa matter?--it's Art Wiley trying to hypnotize Goldie Parker and not succeeding--too bad Art. Margaret Whitacre ex- plaining her absence may be due to amnesia!! Betty Browne ask- ing Mr. Staneart where the do- hicky is for weighing the thinga- majig. There's Frank S i a d a k helping Dorothy Shore apply her lipstick-good work Frank. Oops- Grace Eckart taking the stairs in one leap again---s'all right Grace you can stand up for a few days. Guess thasanuif for the time being so I will stop taxing my brain. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today+-DeVilbiss-Woodward Lightweight tilt Cherej Today--Periclean Initiation Cgirl's gyml November 21-DeVibiss-Wood- f01' the Tattlqf- i , 2 ward Varsity game fherel And to the Hall of Oblivion- The students who haven't dough to see the Woodward football team in action, but en- joy the Sunday night theater immensely. t 8 i Giving China the monopoly on the laundry business and al- lowing Japan all Chop Suey rights might help the Manchu- rian situatiorn ' I National book week again calls to mind that Anti-Week Week idea. it at ,F The original score-guessers are those who always predict No N o v e m b e r 24-Sophomore election Heredity Again? Looks like heredity will mean a lot to the girls around here now- a-days. Home Nursing girls are digging their noses in the family history book trying to find out who their grand-parents married and why. It's funny too, so many girls are looking up the heredity of Bryan McKnight and Abe Goldberg. The golden key of personality furnishes access to a social H e a v e n.--Sandstorm-Amaril0 l Who's Who I Frank Siadak was the popular sophomore whose description was given last week. The fourth year class now sends one of its leading members for you to pon- der about. Courteous, trustworthy, re- spectful, and clever, he is an all- round good fellow. Upon first sight he seems to belong to the blond category and has blue eyes, but he is many times taken for a light brunette. His extra curricular activities are very extensive. He holds oflices in the Quill and Dagger society, senior class, an impor- tant position on the Saga, and is a member of the International and Booster clubs. Versatility is the word describ- ing him, for he can also sing and dance well. Next week's Tattler will reveal his identity. Thanksgiving Regalia On Display In Tattler Case Tattler Display case next week will bring back the days when mother was a girl, and the whole family went to grandmothers for the Thanksgiving dinner. Turkeys, pumkins, corn, and last but not least the colors of Libbey and Woodward will be on exhibition. This display will act as a re- minder for every Woodward stu- dent to include the game in his Thanksgiving program. Dr. John Lapp To Speak On Social Work Saturday Robert Belnap and Hobart VVentworth will attend the Sat- urday Night Open Forum on the two season passes which have been given to Woodward by the organization sponsoring the forum. Dr. John Lapp, authority on social work, will give the lecture. Elsie Frautschi and Morris for the home team. lHi, Amarillo, Texas. Weber attended last week. lFLASHES FROM FRIENDSI Mrs. Gilwaddy-Why it's a dis- grace how Mrs. Whiif carries on at the sewing circle. Another Backfencer--Is she an active member? Mrs. G.-Mercy no! She just sits there without saying a word and sews.-Harding Bee Hive, Harding Hi, Steubenville, Ohio. Cleveland, Ohio has a Hi-Press Club, such as Toledo High schools have recently organized. At the first meeting ofthe season, which was held in the Cleveland Public Library, officers were elected. There are about twenty-five mem- bers in the organization, and each school is represented.-E. Tech giirab, East Tech Hi, Cleveland, 10. Soph--And, what are your grades? Frosh--Submarine. Soph-What do you mean? Frosh--Under C's.--Lotus Leaf, Monroe Hi, Monroe, Mich. Central High in Kalamazoo, Michigan, had an Armistice day float, which was designed by an advanced art class. The scene depicted was Peace, watching over eight different nations ofthe world, who were supporting the globe.--Central Hi News,Central Hi, Kalamazoo, Mich. ' W, B ly 'bi O R N E As an innocent reporter, Itake this space to warn you English students who plan to take news- Writing, that only those of hard hearts and cruel dispositions should consider their plans seri- ously. For the scandalous accusations being written will cause you to lose faith in your idols. With the feature editor scold- ing, only if stout hearted can you keep from bursting into tears when he tells you that the story must be handed in at such and such a time and Get that and get it straight if-g: . And the jokes you must listen to are so old and weather beaten that they are falling apart. True that reporters are popu- lar in discussions because their friends ask when their names are going to appear in print. Their enemies say that their writings are terrible and Web- ster claims that his conception of the English language is misin- terpreted. But it's all right in a way for sometimes you pick something up about newswriting. Once in a while you get a laugh. And you have a place to go to besides the Study Hall. Some teachers claim they'll meet us half-way, but fail to keep their appointments. THE WOODWARD TATTLER MACHINE SHOP IS PASS, TAP WINNER Miller To Goldyn Pass Nets Champions First Score For the second consecutive year the Machine Shop won the championship of the intra-club pass and tap league. The champs took their crown by winning a play-off from the Polish Knights, Friday, in the Woodward stadi- um by a 12-0 score. A wet and slippery field slowed up the game considerably and kept both teams from getting started in the first half. Early in the second half the machinists began their drive for a touch- down. Captain Szczygiel ran end for 8 yards to the Knights' 32 and then took a pass from Miller to the 10. After two plays Miller passed to Goldyn for the first score. Try for point failed. In a vain attempt to overcome this lead, the Knights chose to carry the ball on the 10 and lost it on downs to the winners. Szczygiel took a pass over the goal line from Krzyzanowski for the final score. Five hundred students wit- nessed the game which was held for the benefit of intra-murals. Bear Lightweights Defeat Central For First Victory Woodward lightweights finally broke into the win column in the city league by defeating Central lightweights, Tuesday, in Wilson park by a 13-7 score. Both squads battled on even terms in the first half although the Cubs showed a decided ad- vantage near the end. Corthell at one time broke away for 40 yards to the 8, where they lost the ball on downs just as the half ended. Early in third period, Gaines passed 20 yards to Corthell who was downed on the 3rd, Gaines took it over in two tries and kicked the extra point. Later in this quarter Jesse Quinn ran end for 55 yards and Woodward's final score. The Irish could not penetrate the Woodward defense until near the end of the game when a series of passes brought the ball down-field to a position for Stopin to plunge over for a touchdown. Contest Winner To Get Ticket To Libbey Game P After a lapse of one week the Tattler guessing contest is again resumed. Woodward's next foe is DeVilbiss, the lowest ranking team in the city. The lucky guesser will receive a ticket to the Thanksgiving game to be played -on Libbey field. DeVilbiss .......... . Woodward ....... ..... Name ............. ..... Home Room ........ ..... KRAFT IS STELLAR 1WOODWARD MEETS END WITH BEARS' . - Carl Kraft Carl Dutch Kraft, playing his first year on the varsity, has shown Coach Bevan some out- standing playing at end position. Carl improves with every game and should be a hard lad to stop in the remaining games. He learned his football fundamentals from Art Smith, former light- weight coach, on whose team he played a guard position. Dutch excells in yodeling after practice sessions and is Max Michalak's only competitor in the honor of' being the life of the party. Reserves Lose To Gibsonburg Squad Over-confidence cost Wood- ward second stringers a victory over Gibsonburg Friday after- noon. The final score was 13-0. The two elevens battled on even terms in the opening quar- ter. In the second period Wood- ward opened up with some fine offensive gains that were stopped before they could threaten. Szczepanik at one time ran 55 yards to score but was called back when the Bears received an oifside penalty. Later in the period, Manthane, Gibsonburg half-back, took a pass on the 15. The locals reached the 5 in three plays and Henline plunged over for the first score. The second counter came in the third quarter after a march down the field brought the ball to the 8 from where Edwards took it over. For Woodward, Cal- lahan and Malaska on the line and Szczepanik and Reichlin in the backfield featured. Edwards went well for Gibsonburg. Gym Teachers Guests At s Splash And Bridge Party A splash and bridge party was held at Scott high school Tuesday in honor of Mr. and Mrs. Ted Keller. All physical education teachers of Toledo were guests. Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith, Miss S. Cornwell, and Miss C. McClure attended from Woodward. Oflicials for the Woodward- Libbey game are Ray Fisher, ref- eree, Ernie Vick, umpireg Earl Riskey, field judge, and Gib Stick head linesman. g sw: rms L L 1 5 BM' R0ii1ii '.' . . ! Woodward followers saw two new Bears in action against Cen- tral last Wednesday. Szczepanik, who hasn't played because of the abudance of backfield material, replaced Kokocinski for a few minutes in the final period. Len Churski, brother of Al, has been kept on the bench because of in- juries but took his brother's place for a while against the Irish. Fred Freeman captained the Bear reserves in the Gibsonburg game. Overheard in the press pox in the Central game: One Toledo sports writer stated that Wood- ward has the strongest line and one of the fastest backfields in the city, but they get the tough breaks. ' Johnny Zarembski has been nicknamed Emergency When- ever fhe team gets into a tight spot, Johnny is told to warm up for emergency. t Headline: Football Coach In- jured In Practice Game. That's our idea of a football player's revenge. Forty Boys Turn Out For Basket Ball, More Expected Forty boys answered Coach Homer Hanham's call for reserve basketball material in the boy's gym Monday. Only a slight workout was giv- en the candidates the first day. Practice sesssion will be held three times a week until the reg- ular season begins. Hanham and Freddy Weisberg have been with a group of twelve boys out for the varsity squad. These tryouts include Ziebar of last year's squad, Russel and Glenn Taylor, S z c z y g i e l, Weinman, Milstein, Zimmerman, Isenstein, Krzyzanowski, Holas, Reeves, Woodiil, and Pawlicki. There will be more candidates from the football team as soon as the grid year ends. Woodward Lightweights Win Scott Practice Game ' Woodward lightweights took a 19-7 decision in a practice game with Scott last Friday. Corthell made two touchdowns on passes from Gaines. Gaines scored the third around end. As there was only a single referee who kept the yardage and downs the game soon turned into a farce because of the rough tactics of the Scott team. Intra-mural Game Nets Profit Twenty-three dollars was tak- en in last Friday in the intra- mural pass and tap football game. This money will be used for pur- chasing rib b o n s for winning teams in intra-mural activities. DE VILBISS HI TEAM Bears Will Be After Second Intra-City Victory Tomorrow Woodward will be after its second intra-city victory when it tangles with the DeVilbiss Tigers at Woodward stadium tomorrow. Despite DeVilbiss' record thus far in the city league, the game will be no set-up for the Bears. The West-End team started the year with an inexperienced squad, but under the direction of Coach Harry Rice has shown an improvement in each game as the season has progressed. Coach Rol Bevan will start his Hrst string squad in tomorrow's game. After the performance turned in by the reserve team against Gibsonburg last week, Bevan cannot take any chances with them. The starting lineup will .probably consist of Kud- linski, Friedman, Kokocinski, and DeShetlcr in the backfield and Kataiiasz, Letke, Szelagow- ski, Michalak, Churski, l-larre, and Kraft on the line. l DeVilbiss won its first start two weeks ago in asurprise vic- tory over Adrian and may turn in another startling lineup. Metz- ler, at full, is their best offensive bid. The rest of the Tiger's back- field will be Taylor, Fisher, and Louck. Coach Rice will start Miller, Hartsing, Hawley, Wyatt, LeGant, Platzke, and Meyers on the line. Thanksgiving Tilt Moved To Libbey High Stadium Because of' the crowd expected at the Woodward-Libbey game, faculty managers of the two schools agreed to transfer the game from Woodward field where it was originally scheduled to be played, to Libbey stadium. This change makes the encoun- ter with DeVilbiss the final home game of the year for the Bears. Tickets have been lowered to 25 cents. Prices for the Libbey game will be announced Monday. Lightweights To Tackle DeVilbiss and St. John's Viloodward lightweights have two intra-city games scheduled for next week. The Cubs will meet DeVilbiss this afternoon on Woodward field and next Tuesday will tangle with St John's. V Penchefs team is encouraged by their victory over Central and hope to bring their city league wins to three. Girls Start Speed-Ball In thespeed-ball games played Friday, the French club and the Friendship won from the Blue Sox and Juniors 2-0 by forfeit. The Lightnings beat the Fresh- man Team with an 8-2 score. . I 1 . THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRESS ASSOCIATION TO MEET AT WAITE Make-Up To Be Discussed At Meeting, Oflicers Are . Elected At the Waite meeting of the Toledo High School Press Asso- ciation to be held December sec- ond, Dorothy Heffner, make-up editor of the Retina, will discuss principles of front page make-up, after which an informal discus- sion will take place. Highlights of the Ohio State High School Newspaper Convention at Co- lumbus will be featured in the program. Executive body of this orga- nization is a cabinet composed of one representative from each of the eight senior high schools. Ro- selyn Mathews, editor of the Scott Thistle, was elected president of the Association and Helen Lewis, editor of the Centric, will serve as secretary. Representatives from the other schools are Irene Mieszkalski, Libbey, Janet Mauk, Notre Dame, Elsie Frautschi, Woodward, Joe Opre, Waite, Louis Giese, DeVilbiss, and Da- vid Murray, St. John's. ' Each school in turn will be host at monthly meetings. The March meeting is scheduled for Woodward. Deadline Flashes Mr. P. Dunsmore fOld Reliablel made sure that no other students besides Woodward seniors were admitted to the Hick party last Friday. He stayed atthe door till after ten dclgcki a Bernard Mack left us this week for Phoenix, Arizona. S'long Bernie, don't forget Miss Wet- terman. t U A De Vilbiss High school adopted the name The Prism for its publication. Despite the fact that its hard to say with a cold. Breaks School Lifeilnto Colorful News is its motto. Clevah, eh wot? ' . Morris Weber and Morris Fogelson, salesman at large, will commercialize on the Waite- Scott game. The boys will be in charge of the concession stand there. - . . Scott is adopting a system simi- lar to the Wednesday conference hour system used here last year. Poor thing. ..l.....?.-.-- Toledo high schools will again engage in a basketball tourney by themselves. This meet was discontinued several years ago. Winner and runner-up will travel to Findlay for the state meet. , Oiiicials for the Woodward- Libbey game are Ray Fisher, ref- eree, Ernie A Vick, umpire, Earl Riskey, field judge, and Gib Stick, head linesman. .......--.n 1 ..,, M... . .. A,......-A J. ,- . .1..s.s.-.....sn..1 ra -v--v-v-vi i Under The ,Tattler 4 4 Torch Light 4, af -a-s-4.-wa--x A -,,, iii. xx A. D. Johnson The gradually dimming Tat- tler Torch immediately bright- ens up at the sight of Mr. A. Dean Johnson, who is busily engaged in performing a scien- tific experiment. Mr. Johnson prepared for his teaching career by attending Ohio Northern University, Uni- versity of Michigan, Case School of Applied Science, and Harvard. He has taught at Woodward since the opening of the new school, four years ago. In his many travels he has had no more enjoyable trip then the one he made to New York City a year ago. During his trips, Mr. Johnson has tasted all varieites of plain and fancy food, but he still prefers' that old fashioned dish, tomato soup. To be economist for a banking institution is his ambition. Mr. Johnson is very much interested in the present business situation, and his favorite book is Economic Principles by Henry Ford. Seven Students Receive Perfect Report Cards That the prized all A grade cards are few and far between was in evidence when grade cards were distributed last Monday morning. Only seven students received them. Esther Goldstein and Guine- vere Kuehnle were the only Sen- ior recipients, Dorothy Shore, the sole junior, and Sam Schall the only freshman. Three sopho- more girls receiving them were Corabelle Kehrer, Ruth Ramlow, and Anna Wegener. Honorable mention should be accorded tfo the following stu- dents who missed having perfect cards by one NB. They are Joe Stein, Fanny Kohn, Mary Kreft, Robert Belnap, Esther Novick, Leona Jacobs, James Richason, Georgia Millis, Alice Henzler, Stephania Goryszewska, Mary Williams, Mary Jane Keller, Anita Eurenius, Sara Greenberg, Opal Gibson, Harry Childers, and Meyer Davis. 1 ' 80 Subscribe For Magazine ' Woodward has eighty student subscribers for the popular Sci- ence Montly magazine. Mr. Wm. Rohr, industrial arts teacher, is in charge of subscriptions. The price of each copy is iif- teen cents. V s ...--A M -V ,......-r. .... ..,,n.....:........-. . , . mg FASCES WILL HOLD ANNUAL INITIATION New Members Committed To Roman Life After Death Annual initiation of Fasces club will take place next Mon- day evening in the auditorium. Thirty pledges will become members. Mr. Howard F. Phipps, adviser, and old members will take part. The standard theme used in all chapters of the Fasces clubs will be used by the Woodward Latin students. This theme pic- tures the ideas of the Romans of the life after death. Dancing in the gym will follow the ceremo- mes. Students on the Latin intra- mural teams will become regular or associate members depending on their scholarships. Frederick Glick is head of the committee planning the affair aided by Henriette Wielinski and Clara Turski. POLA BAER . lEd. note: Pola Baer Needs You! JOIN TODAY! Enter the Pola Baer Agent Club and keep your name immune from Dirty Dope for two weeks. Anyone submitting a suitable letter to this column will be automatically enrolled.JA Dear Pola Baer: How are Al Jackowski and Roberta Dumont getting along with their love affair? Sympathetically, Gene, Ed, and Chet. P.S. She calls him honey. Dear Boys: Agent No. 1762 reports that everything is progressing as should be and that you can't getthemapartwithacarvingknife. Yours, Pola. P. S. Jealous? Dear Pola: Who is that short cute senior with the dark curly hair and blue eyes? Is it possible to get an introduction to her? . g Aw, please, Scottonian. Dear Scotter: Oh, that's Mildred Troup. Sure, but you'll have to stand in line. Woodward and children first-- Best I can do, Pola Baer. i Woodward Gets Equipment A large three-horse power mo- tor and two two-horse power mo- tor generator were transferred from Scott high school to Wood- ward due to the discontinuation of their electrical shop. Mr. Cotter, directer of Toledo High School industrial arts depart- ment, arranged the transfer. TATTLER GOSSIPER TURNS STATISTICIAN Felled By Fleeting Figure Flops Fainted On Floor Tattler gossip-seeker gets lost in a deck-tennis game and rattles off the following figures: There are 1500 hard steps to fall down in this school, 73 rooms and 63 teachers to handi- cap the seniors, and 95 heavenly phones to ring in the middle of our recitations. The switchboard for the phone is in the engineers' room. Five outside phones, in- cluding a pay station, are in the building. ' Here the Gossip-seeker stops, 1 comes up for air, submerges, and continues: In the hall are 2053 lockers 244 false fronts. The girls' gym has 168 large lockers, 1008 small lock- ers and 96 lockers in the 48 show- er stalls. The boys' gym has 167 large and 1002 small lockers with one shower room and 16 spouts. Each gym uses 250 towels daily. The home team room has 100 lockers with 4 showers while the visitors have only 30 lockers and 2 showers. And the halls, they are 14 feet wide and 13 -feet high. The east- west halls are 89 feet 935 inches in length and the north-south halls are 436, feet 6 ,inches long making a total of 3158 feet 2 inches of corridor in the building. The auditorium seats 1046 people, 840 downstairs and 206 upstairs. Light bu-lbs in the audi- torium are changed once every year. A By now the police, who have been combing the crowd for our hero are locating the poor boy and chaperoning him into a late model police patrol. And Sargeantf' he goes on un- daunted, when you touch the hot radiators on these coming cold winter days remember that 1100 tons of coal are burned in our boilers every year. Returns To Be In Tattler Sophomore election which was held during first hour today, too late to be in this week, will be in the Thanskgiving issue of the Tattler. The paper Wednesday will be a regular subscribtion. Rival Schools Cooperate , In Pre-Game Ticket Sale Plans for an extensive sale of tickets to the annual Thanks- giving tilt between Woodward and Libbey have been made. Each student in both schools will be asked to mail three or more letters containing a thrift ticket to their friends. All reser- ved seats are 851.00 but this cou- pon with 75c will secure one re- served seat or with 81.25 will secure two reserved seats. f -- ..,-.,--. . r. .Q Z1 g.s..s::.-.l.i., vol. IV . OOQXXARQ TLER LIBBEY-WOODWARD DANCE SPONSORED Boosters Inagurate First Annual Dance Here Tonight Woodward Booster club will inaugurate an annual Woodward Libbey dance this evening in the girls' gym at 8:30. Don's Red and Gold orchestra will furnish the music. Admission is twenty five cents single and thirty five cents couple. Woodward's ballroom will be decorated in the colors of the two schools. Other decorations will be emblematic of Thanks- giving . Guests of honor from Libbey will be Principal Harold E. Wil- liams, Mr. and Mrs. C. Houser, Mr. P. Reading, Mr. and Mrs. C. Lawson, and Mr. B. Harding. Guests from Woodward will be Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. R. F. Lowry, Mr. Roland Bevan, Miss C. McClure, Miss S. Cornwell, Miss M. J. Doering, Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, and Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith. ' Committee in charge consists oi Lillian Sheon, Milton Zim- merman, Harold Coger, Miles Booth, Rosemary Wietrzy- kowski, Vincent Strohm, and Brian McKnight. CONTEST RESULTS Conference hour classes of Mr. W. Rohr and Mr. P. Thomae tied for first place in the Thrift', con- test held last week. Each pupil was presented with a ticket to the Paramount Theater. Mr. R. Sheline's and Mr. C. VanTassel's classes took second and third places respectively. Students in the former were awarded a complimentary ticket to the Libbey-Woodward game. Two basketball tickets were giv- en to the students in the latter class. - Total of 3493 tickets was sent by the students of Woodward. Mr. Thomae's class sent 13 letters per capita, while 9.4 per capita was averaged by Mr. Rohr's class. Twelve To Be Initiated In Alchemist Next January Alchemist society will take in twelve new m e m b e r s at their formal initiation which will be held sometime in January. Pledges are Ruth Glow, Lillian Smith, Carl Monto, Lillian Williams, Arthur Kaminsky, Esther Jacksy, Fred Glick, Harold Ardner, Norman Fowler, Paul Landwhen, Sara Katz, and Dorothy Getz. . POLCYN IS CHOSENA SOPHOMORE LEADER Four Boys And Four Girls Are Chosen By Class Of '34 Carl Polcyn was elected presi- dent of the sophomore clasps yesterday when he defeated Frank Siadak by a small major- ity. Close races featured the election of all the officers. Irene Pomorski and Alice Gregorek tied for the oiiice of treasurer. A run off election will be held next Monday to determine the victor. Chester Plichinski is the new vice president. George Crawford was successful in the race for secretary. The job of reporter will be held by Isabelle Larrow. The executive committee will Toledo, Ohio, November 27, 1931 No. 11 4 A3555 K . W a . at 'illfliii 3 ' I 'i'i'!V5L3i 4' .4 x - Q xx I K' -, 4. h Q iv: X SSX xx l . 'f A 1sfP? ' .... . - . g if -GU'-i,'v:f:,.F1f-3... 1 -.-. , -1435, , .4 SX Q' . '.xff-' N , L: 5 5 vi ?: 'fg1f. ghlllhhiifg' f:riS,QN A , 'iff 6 - - , wmey .1 51: ,946-r 1 f. 4 lp . X gg fm: me-Nc: 3gQLftMLgLlQw.,4j.'1llf . O O Thanksgiving Grave misfortune, hours of sadness, Streaks of luck, infinite gladness, We've encountered in this year of toil and strife. Tho' preferring Good-luckis bliss Still we welcome Hard-times' kiss For it, too, is a part of this dear thing called life. We are thankful, Lord, for giving Us this year for upright living. We are thankful, Lord, for strength our loads to bear. For our friends true and sincere, And a last thing that's so dear To us all, we thank thee, Mothers' care. Lord, for Shelley Crayon, '32. WINS BOOK WEEK THEME CONTEST Samuel Schall, Woodward freshman, was awarded first prize in the Book Week essay contest about Books as Passports to Peace. A copy of Adventures of Baron Munchausen was present- ed to the first prize winner at the Freshman and Sophomore Book Week program held last Friday. Second prize, a book pamphlet called Everyland, prepared by the Public Library of Newark, N. J ., was won by Meyer Davis. Both first and second prize winners were entered from Miss Woodrich's Freshman classes. Clara Herbst of Miss E. Strachan's room and Lulu Ruth Rogers of Miss R. Woodrich's room were given honorable men- tion. Committee of judges con- sisted of Miss A. Curtis, Miss E. Murphy, and the executive cimmmittee of the International c ub. TATTLER SPONSORS PLAY IN CAMPAIGN As a special feature of the third Tattler subscription cam- paign which opens next Monday, a meeting for freshmen and sophomores will be held. A short skit will be presented in which Marion Jaworski and Leon Zot- kow will play the leads. In order to join the dancing class which is to be organized, a subscription to the Tattler for the next five weeks is necessary. En- try coupons will be given to all students who subscribe. The drive will be carried on from November 30 to December 3 inclusive, by the circulation department of the Tattler in cooperation with the Tattler rep- resentatives from the fourth hour classes. Posters for this cam- paign have been contributed by the art classes. be composed of Lloyd Smith, Ethel Dull, and Mae McKnight. PEP MEETING IN AUDITORIUM TODAY Pep meeting for the Libbey- Woodward game, sponsored by the Periclean Society, was held in the auditorium, conference hour today. Only juniors and seniors attended the meeting. Reverend L. R. Long, guest speaker, was introduced by Principal C. C. LaRue. A skit en- titled How Sophia went to the Ball game, was presented by Paul Boardman, Abe Wexler, and Milton Zimmerman. Julia Lubit was mistress of ceremonies. P. T. Association To Sponsor Benefit Show For Students Benefit show for Woodward students will be given in the auditorium, December 4, by the Parent-Teacher Association un- der auspices of the Toledo Con- servatory of Music. Performances will be held in the afternoon and evening. Mr. W. Grammer is in charge. School Director Presents Door Clips For Classrooms Through the efforts of Mr. R. S. Wenzlau, Director of Schools, Woodward has been presented with door clips for every room in the building. Disturbance caused by entrance of the students collecting absence cards and slips will be avoided if the teachers make use of these clips. Junior High Entertains Monday during conference hour a pageant was given in which most of the junior high pupils participated. Events in the history of America for which we have to be thankful were enacted. The pageant was directed by jun- ior high teachers. ,... -.- mmm Q New asamss- --1-f .as ,, g,.g.-ms:-13. ,i.,,,I,..t- THE WOODWARD TATLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. , X Newspaper Qjggfjwgrggllx Member X-Ciiassoow ' TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ....................,.... Dorothy Shore Exchange .......... ................... R uth Dorf Display .................. ............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... .,....... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - Julia Lubit Typlsts l Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris VVeber Leo Zychowicz Esther J akscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Vifichowski Rosemary VVietrzykowski Faculty X Miss Marie J. Doering Advisorsl Mr. Hugh Montgomery i 4 1 G , fi. ITH calf umm e -iii X -... J- 4 To-morrow the football season ends for Woodward. A lull in sports-then basketball season- Old traditions--new t e a m s--a clean- slate, and all set to make a banner year in basketball his- tory. But basketball c o u r t s can't accomodate big crowds. Our stands must be fil l e d at every game to pay expenses for equip- ment and road trips. D 0 y o u r share. You don't work at night. Turn out at every game and boost your teani. We Nominate to the Hall of Fame- the whole Woodward team for breaking that dumb gridder tradition with its good grades. l i And for the Hall of Oblivion-u That senior sponge who might try bringing his lunch instead of getting it through popular subs- cription. t at K It looks like Congress will have to pass immigration laws for prime ministers too. If our Mud Hens can't find a mama--we might suggest an incu- bator. . 1 . And in Turkey they call it an American bird. 3 Simile-- As rare asa pencil in the Tattler cific? it Scientists say it takes sixty- four muscles to frown and only thirteen to smile. asf.. PRINCIPAL POINTS O THANKSGIVING! As we look about us and see on every hand unemployment poverty and misery we are X,:: Ss- sure that many people will repeat, the Word Thanks- , giving with untold bitterness. Thanksgiving for what? For pain? For misery? For blank despair? Q . X 5 And yet when a last analysis of all conditions of humanity is made, there are few of us who have nothing to be thankful for. Our material goods may have dwindled away. We may be down in the depths of poverty but if we have health and friends we have much to be thankful for.. We are too prone to measure our content and happiness with a money standard. There is so much that is fine, so much that is beautiful in life that we can't be in anything but a thankful mood when we look back on the years. Let's quit whining and grouching and look about us and smile and count are blessings. TATTLER SPONSORS DANCING CLASS N ANSWER to various requests The Tattler is again sponsoring social dancing classes. A group of teachers and students are backing the project and will supervise the instruction of the classes which will be conducted twice every week, during the conference hour. Membership to the classes may be secured only by subscribing to the next five issues of the Tattler. If you wish to join the class notify your fourth hour Tattler representative when you pay your dime for the next five weeks campaign, which will begin immedi- ately after the Thanksgiving holiday. QZQAS soon as the organization for the classes is completed more details about the arrangements will be announced. Tuesday and Wednesday will probably be the days for the classes. So as to keep the classes within a reasonable size, preference will be given to those students who subscsibe first, when the maximum limit for the classes is being fixed. Hither And Yon Listening in on people we hear --David Essak is very much re- lieved now that his campaign speech is over--Marvin Yewey has a case on some Evelyn--J oe Felstein, Sam Rubin, and Morris Fishman are lunch box hounds --and with ham sandwiches in them too-- Nathan Jacobs trying to talk faster than Floyd Gibbons and Arthur Kaminski---and more fluently than Harold Harris--Bob Belnap, Philip Hoag, and Bryan McKnight holding a post-mortem on the American Government test-to anyone interested in listening. Marjorie Devlin mumb- ling her Spanish play part--Ann Ein doing it also--and getting it confused with her moratorium oration--Between Miss Shaw's class and this kibitzing I won myself a beautiful headache. Me for a Bromo-Seltzer. See you at the drug store. S'l0ng. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Libbey-Woodward dance Cgirls' gymb . Tomorrow-Libbey-Woodward game ftherel Monday-Tattler subscription campaign starts Tuesday- Temple Towers Q3 and 8 p. ni. auditoriumj Depression tales: p The game was delayed Hve minutes until the referee found a coin to iiip yup. Who's Who Cheerful, gay, and liking to giggle a great deal are some hints that might help you to identify a brown haired, brown eyed sophomore lass. Her brother was once an editor of the Tattler but she confines her extra curricular activities to the friendship club. She works well on anything she undertakes. Neither too scholastic nor ath- letic she strikes a happy med- ium and is quite popular among her classmates. i ' The Tattler will reveal this girl's identity next week. It might take you' more time to find her than Brian McKnight, the Ver- satile senior, described last week. Something Wrong Somewhere What's wrong with these sen- tences? Here's the fifteen cents you loaned me last night, Leonard. 'iFriendless and alone, without a girl, Ted Kudlinski walked down the hall. Say, coach, let's practice a couple hours longer tonight. : It's all right, said Mr. Sheline, you can get in without your tick- et this time, but don't forget to bring it againf' What, Dorothy, you iiunked all your subjects?', No, students, said Mrs. Mc- Manamon, We'1l have no more penalty sessions. Pola Baer says she wasn't born. She has a stepmother. IFLASHES From FRIENDSI Because of the delay at Metro- politan High in the students. departure during a recent fire drill a committee has been formed to maintain order throughout the building, and in this way decrease the time taken in emer- gency exits.--Metropolitan Mir- ror, Los Angeles, Cal. Sign displayed by garage. Cars washed---81.00 Austins Gedunked---50.10 Winfield Oracle, Winfield Hi., Winneld, Kansas. An interesting football mass meeting was held at Albuquer- que High, in which a number of football formations, kicks tack- les, andp a s s e s were demon- strated by the team and coach. The puspose of the meeting was to arouse pep for the g am e, which was played the next day. Albuquerque Record, Albuquerque, N. M. Pastor: Do you know what hap- pens to little boys who use bad language when they play mar- bles? Boy: Yes sir, they grow up and play golf. --Scribe News, Oakland Hi. ,Oakland, Cal. Collegiate fords are now fur- nishing a bit of interest at Cen- tral High, in Pueblo. A parade was recently held there, headed by a police escort and Central's band. After w h i ch came the queen and her two maidens. These were followed by iioats from the diferent organizations and then came the collegaite Fords. Many varied prizes were gix6en.- Central Hi, Pueblo, Colo- ra o .L....1l..1.... ' , U B , Ol-J at O R N E- nzpl N, Have you heard that: David O'desky is'not Irish-- and he is called Dolly ? Bill Rosenberg sometimes writes one fourth of the Tat- tler? Joe Friedman isn't particular from whom he gets his lunch? Dot Baumgardner has snap, Ginger MacVay has snap, and Dorothy Shore has nev- er been near this sea? The hick party netted 8 cents for the senior treasury. - Eighty ,three machines and other four wheeled vehicles, that are run by motor power are brought to Woodward by teachers and students daily. No Weisberg will play basket ball for Woodward this ye ar- the firsttime in ten years---but s Freddy will assist Coach Bevan in making Weisberg, er-uh, basketball players out of the candidates. There were some grade cards that weren't disappointing. Radiator sitting is replacing tree sitting as a popular rec- - reation. I - f .. A ,X-.arf Q. .. i...-ska ax.:-r -.,.1......si .4 ,ggi gg- l 1 . .Ls V,QA-Qjinggikx. 1 wg S glllzar. .. W,-517' -. ' C ' E THE WOODWARD TATFLERD if in C --'ff-: X X' f - is 2 .. ,- B . -4. 1 ,,... -JY'-'S'2--st' fist 2' ' -v ga. ,., , ,K . . . Y ...U .. , Mx . . .J 3- ,,, w., .x . . -'94 . , ,, . M ,,, ,.. wr., ., . K ,.X. f.. .L,Q e . .x,, ,,t..,,--,.. AM., ,EFX -. Q - ess ., -- -1- . - , gy. -sh Q.: 3-5 DEVILBISS UPSETS wooDwARD TRAVELS TO LIBBEY , POLAR BEARS, 7-0 - FOR THANKSGIVING DAY BATTLE E BiI R.FKC1'S Hallijzsjlargiillxgrrgiiilgsout,P0la1' Bears Should Give Pennant Bound Cowboys L A 5 M Rosmm g l Victory Woodward Polar Bears be- came the butt in Toledo football circles by losing to a fighting De- Vilbiss aggregation, previously swamped in its inter-city games, by a 7-0 score on Woodward field Saturday. An exaggerated degree of over- confidence coupled with erratic football dropped the Bears out of running for first or second place and gave the Tigers their first intra-city football victory in their history. A weak aerial de- fense also contributed to Wood- ward's downfall. Four passes with Taylor, Ti- ger's quarterback, on the throw- ing end were all that was neces- sary to beat the Polar Bears. Woodward opened the game attempting to out-punt its way to victory. Then with the ball on his own 20, Taylor began to pass, first to Adler for 25, then to Metzler for 20, another 25 yard heave to Mitler, and finally over the goal line to Adler for a touch- down. The fifth successive com- pleted pass, Taylor to Wyatt, ac- counted for the point. The rest of the game DeVilbiss was continously on the defensive. Woodward retalliated with a passing attack of their own and managed to march 75 yards down the field to the Tiger's five only to have Kokocincki fumble as the half ended. ' First Wyatt and then Fisher engaged in a punting duel with Kudlinski during the greater part of the third period with theieball in DeVilbiss' terri- tory all the time except once when Fisher passed 30 to Metzler on the Bears' 35. Woodward made another bid for a score in the final period when Friedman intercepted Fisher's pass and returned to the Tigers' 40. Kudlinski passed to Friedman to the 20 but here De- Vilbiss held for downs. 1 Katafiasz' and Letke featured for Woodward. For DeVilbiss the entire backield went well, and Platzke starred on the line. Bevan's First Eleven Chooses All-Americans In Contest Ballots for choosing an All- American football team have been given to the first string eleven by Coach Bevan. This contest is sponsored by the Hart-Shaffner-Marx Com- pany, national tailors, of which the Hofman-Thomas Company of Toledo is agent. Prizes consist of suits and overcoats. Winners will be announced over the radio on the C.B.S. system December third. Ted Husing is chairman of the judges' committee. Woodward didn't do so bad against DeVilbiss, Notre Dame lost too. So did the Park St. Bull- dogs and Sing Sing. - - .f -, ' J,,,..,..,.A,... . ai -1LN-.rxfsxve-X.,.e,,.--t,,.:..,Q. . ,. Stiff Battleg Blue And White To Try To Avenge Defeat CAPACITY CROWD EXPECTED TO WITNESS STRUGGLE OODWARD POLAR BEARS travel to Libbey stadium to- morrow to tangle with the pennant bound Cowboys in the ninth annual Thanksgiving Day battle between the two elevens. Libbey has a city championship to gain in victory but they, will be met by a fighting VVoodward eleven that will enter the game with the sole aim of avenging last year's stinging 25-0 defeat. Woodward will have little to gain and little to lose, but a victory over last year's city champs will be fought for every min- ute of the four quarters. Chip Houser's eleven will enter the game a favorite in the eyes of city sports writers, but Vlloodward followers believe that any team, champs or no champs, will find tough going when the Bears are at their best. Regular Line-up To Start Coach Rol Bevan, has no need to change his line-up because of injuries and can put -his strongest team on the field against the cowboys. Capt. Teddy Kudlinski, Woodward's running, passing, punting half- back, will lead a quartet of one of the fastest backfields in the city. Kokocinski will call signals at quarterback, Friedman will pass with Kudlinski at halves, and DeShetler will start at full. Reichlin may see service during the game. Strong Defensive Line On the line Bevan has Katafiasz and Kraft, two fine defensive ends who are cle- pendable in the receiving end of passes, Harre and Letke, two tacklers who are being Reichlin mentioned for all city honors, Al Churski and Szelagowski at guards, new this year but hard to get rough, and the veteran Michalak at center, powerful in the offensive and a stone wall on the defense. As Woodward's opponents this year have found it difficult to get through, Libbey should prove no exception. Woodward has an effective passing attack that is hard to block until caught on to and just as hard 'A F to catch on to. On running plays the Bears have a deceptive attack that goes far once the carrier gets past the scrimmage line, 1 Libbey Backfield Powerful Coach Chip Houser's backheld, while not as fast as Woodward's, is big and Cowboys fullback. Jeter center. powerful. The line-up for the Libbey will probably find Snyder at signal calling position, Howey and either Martin or Williams at halves, and Kreft, Snyder is at present leading the city scoring race and should be a hard man to stop. On the line Houser will start Foss and Baertschi at the Hank position, Keller and Jeter, former Woodward star, at tackles, Capt. Striggow and Kleinhans, guards, and Ray Barreb, The lightweight squad has no easy time while waiting for Coach Penchef to come. They can be seen each night in the halls engaging in strenuous workouts playing peas, por- ridge, hot. l i l Penchef has a new method of coaching his team. Everytime one of them misses a tackle, he has 'to run around the track five times. 3 'lk F The gun that Hres to end the Woodward-Libbey game will also end the gridiron service of nine Polar Bears. Captain Ted Kudlinski, 'the only senior in the backfield, will lead the team on the field for the final time, while on the.. line Woodward will lose Gil Harre, Frank Letke, Al and Len Churski, Max Michalak, George Stein, and Royal Sutter. 1 Jim Nazium announced from his seat on the 20 yard line phone post his annual All-American: Watch of Case it Blues of St. Louis ---- Ends Derby of Brown -. Locke of Yale ----- Tackles Library of Carnegie ' Beans of Boston ----- Guards River of Ohio - . ---- Center Peaches Georgia - Quarterback Hunchback of Notre Dame K Spirit of St. Louis -- Halfbacks Monte Police of Northwestern --------------Fullback Jim Nazium of Woodward - - - - Water boy Cunanimousl Captain Kudlinski, Ends Grid Career E , Lightweights Take Second 2Make The Thermometer Rise Straight Il1tl'a'CitY Game, Huge thermometer marked Woodward lightweights scored their second successive city vic- tory by defeating the DeVilbiss lightweight squad by a 14-0 score at Wilson park Friday. The Tigers had a better idefense than offense and man- aged to hold the Bear Cubs a greater part of the game except for several plays, two of which brought victory. After a ,score- less first quarter, Gaines recov- ered a DeVilbiss fumble on the 42 and on the next play broke through guard for a touchdown. Corthell scored the point. - The second touchdown came l I w v off in hundred units has been made to register in degrees the attendance at the Woodward Libbey game. Sixteen hundred represents hot or almost perfect attendance. This was made by Mr. R. F. Lowry, faculty manager of ath- letics at Woodward. in the final period when Gaines passed Urbanski for 18 yards and a score. Corthell plunged for the point. . .4 Ted Kudlinski Captain Ted Kudlinski will end his four year football career when he leads the Bear eleven against L i b b e y Thanksgiving Day. Good luck Cap, ' be A .in 1 :a1.-L..1Q. i.'14.At.sr:.'-A-.-an-..:,....gf . 2.1. , qu- .. fi-.T f-I-.qw .,s ---Y - -.-4. .Q-.-- s- K . ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRIZE OFFERED FOR BEST ALL-AMERICAN Jim Naztic System Must Be Used In Selection Contest Not to be outdone by Collier's, Hart, Schaffner, and Marx, or the all-American football board, Jim Nazium, World's worst sports editor and authority on steal-the-bundle, offers a total sum of a five weeks Tattler sub- scription to the student entering the best all-American in the Jim Naztic style as used in Bear Facts today. Entries must be made before 2:30 Monday and may be handed to Marion J aworski, Seymour Rothman, Bill Rosenberg, or Jim Nazium, judges. Winners will be announced in the Tattler, Friday, December 4. Lucky Thanksgiving Game Guesser To Get Cage Pass Gray beards, white locks, and a multitude of wrinkles have made their appearance on the contenances of Woodward stu- dents as the Tat tler guessing con- test shuffles on in its dog like tread. The guessing plague has begun its work and the scores pile up to enormous figures, the largest being 1001 to 0 score chalked up for Woodward by a sophmore. He must have been thinking of his ancient history lesson. Margaret Kern was the first girl winner of the Tattler guess- ing contest. Although all but one guesser gave the game to Wood- ward she chalked up the nearest correct score. Libbey - Woodward's lucky guesser will receive a ticket to the first basketball game played on Woodward's floor. - Libbey ............. ...... Woodward ......... Name ............ K .... . ..... . Home Room ................................ .... Kid Party To Be Sponsored By Juniors December 11 Junior class is planning a kid party to be given December 11 in the girls' gym. Entertainment and dancing to the music of the Royal Woodwardites compose the program. Everyone attending must dress as a child. Refreshments will be served. Esther Jakcsy is in charge of the affair, assisted by Georgia Millis and Ann Essak. ' Puppets On Display Puppet show Three Bears is on display in Miss Curtis' room. Another puppet show is being made by her first hour French class. Miss Curtis' brother has been very helpful in preparing these shows. w.-v-v-v-v--v-v-v-Q--x--sf-v-Q-aa i Under The Tattler i ,Q Torch Light 4, we-4-+-Q-4--:wa-we-4--:wa-4-wx Miss Genevieve Stowe Tattler Torch illuminates to- day the round, smiling face of Miss Genevieve Stowe, soph- omore English teacher. Ever since she started school, Miss Stowe was eager to teach and after attending the Univer- sities of Michigan, Chicago, Col- umbia, and California she re- alized her ambition. Her favorite hobby is interior decorating, which she taught in Lansing, Michigan. Two years ago there was an interior decorating class at Woodward. Miss Stowe is one of the few faculty members who have trav- eled in Europe. She has visited England, Scotland, Holland, Bel- gium, France, Italy, Switzerland, and Germany. During her trav- els she has also visited all parts of the United States. Miss StoWe's spare time is spent in reading novels by John Galsworthy and eating candy. Deadline Flashes Mr. William Raymond, custo- dian and the school's most popu- lar man, was late only once during his four years and that was during the cold snowy win- ter of 1930 when his cab broke down. He got here 5:01 instead of 5:00. Yep, that's life, he doesn't have to get tardy excuses so he's never late. David Essak, sophomore, is student manager of the light- weight team. Probably going out for the varsitymext year. The International club took another step towards promoting international interest in schools by presenting our library four books on the.League of Nations. Frank Brunton, Bill Shoen and Russell Fisher will return to Toledo from Northwestern for their Thanksgiving vacation. See you at the garnet boys. Mr. C. S. Meek, superintend- ent of school, was seen roaming 'round the hall Thursday. Duck everybody. Juniors Take Leads In Play Leading parts in the comedy f'Daddy were taken by two of our outstanding juniors, Margaret Grebe and Arla Grodi, in the First Baptist Church, Friday, November 20. AUTO MECHANICS HAVE NEXT DISPLAY Mr. Nuber's Classes To Place Automotive Parts In Show Case Mr. L. Nuber's auto mechanics classes will provide material for the Tattler-Display case next week. Generators, horns, and start- ers, the chief electrical units in an automobile, will be exhibited. Battery made entirely by Woodward students, with the parts ranging from the plates, which were burned in place, to the acid mixture that was in- stalled will be shown. The bat- tery was charged and discharged in the Woodward shop. A Whippet coach was com- pletely overhauled by the depart- ment. Valves were round a g a fly wheel was installed, and the clutch was repaired. POLA BAER fEd. Note. Join the Pola Baer club. No dues, no meetings, no minutes, no objects, no sense, no good. It sells no tickets and wears no man's collar. The World's Worst Club. Send a letter to Pola Baer and earn your membershipj - V Dear ole Pola, Why is it, Norman Kinker just will not give L.S.fa freshmanj any encouragement? Answer soon Well High, Norm is in demand with all women and must go through in alphabetical order. He's on his T.C's now. L.S., your turn will c o m e someday, you're o nly a High. freshman. . Stick to it, Pola. Dear Pola, Who sent that Ego te ama note to John Baranowicz? Wonderingly, Bennie Kruc. Dear Benjamin, The note signed Sally CArthurJ Rogers. Pola Baer knows. Just ask her, Miss Baer. Dear Pola, After I've taken a girl toa show, sent her flowers, bought her candy and taken her to a dance, should I kiss her? Huh, Jack Lockert. Dear Jackie, HECK NO! You've done enough for her already. Yours, Pola. Schall Is Peiuper Treasurer Harry Schall was elected by the Peiuper Club to fill the position of treasurer left vacant by Hy- man Glassman. ' TATTLER GOSSIPER INTERVIEWS TURKEY Talks Turkey To Feathered Friend As End Draws Nigh Mr. Turkey, Tattler Gossip- seeker is my name and I repre- sent the Woodward Tattler. Will you give me an interview for my vast public? I'm sure they'd both enjoy it. Oh my, Oh my, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Thanks, Turk, first---What do you think of Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving---you call it-- Thanksgiving---Oh, what wrong! It should be demolished, embo- lished-annihalated, amputated- finished, diminished. Thanksgiv- ing eh. We kept the Pilgrim Pops breathing and they still kill us as thanks. Yeh, thanks. That's gratitude, you backbiting Ameri- cans. You wholesale murderers, you---- Awright, I'm Hungarian on my mother's side anyhow. Now Mr. Turkey, can you trace your family back any? Well, my great to the 10th power grandad's left leg bone got caught in John Alden's throat while his tale feathers went on Priscilla's featherdusterf' Yeh, that's great, I suppose you're all ready for leaving? Oh my, Oh my, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. O.K. let it go at that, but just think of the fine funeral you'll have, parsley and everything. Yep, that's kinda' swell. And you feeda million poor kids through charity organiza- tion. Yeh, so I do. And you make a million lil' darlings eat meat that they'd never eat otherwise. Gosh, I never thought of that. ' And you get your name and picture in twenty newsreels, ten syndicates, a hundred magazines and a junk yard full of news- papers. Cincluding the Tattlerjf' Boy, aint 'at sumpin'. And you'll probably go to heaven. Of course. And you'll --- Hey, lead me to that chop- ping blockg come on some one, grab that ax! Goodbye, every- body. Here goes nothing. Freie Bahn To Be Host To All German Clubs Of City Woodward German Club, Freie Bahn, will be host to other Ger- man clubs of the city and persons interested in German, Wed. eve- ning, December 18 in the audito- rium. The entertainment entitled Weihnachstraum will be given in the auditorium. A Christmas play is the main feature of the evening. Miss Anne G. Wetterman is adviser of the club. K Constantly, Consistently Constructive -A :.-as . , ,. L . .gi-ol .-: -'F' .. q . , , p p M I . .,. , . , p. Z., . . . . , ,- ., ., iq- ,Q- 1 uI,ii' -Tkiv . 1- of ' !' F3'?'-f'- - 'f . . '1- it 1 ' ff' , -A o- . -1 J --4 . '-.- 1:-' - -.H ' ' - - . -. :--.- H . q - , 1-- il 1 - . i r - - - - AY '-ti . I I..- ' . K 1 -if-23 w Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, December 4, 1931 . No. 12 . PARENTS, TEACHERS TO PRESENT SHOW Proceeds To Be Used For Relief In Woodward ' District Woodward Parent-Teacher As- sociation will present a musical show to-day after school and in the evening under the auspices of the Toledo Conservatory of Music. Proceeds will be used .for charity relief work in the Wood- ward district. Mr. J. Kiefer is directing the production which consists of va- rious types of dancing, singing, skits, violin and piano solos. Admission is ten cents for the after school performance and twenty-five cents for the evening. Tickets may be secured from any home room teacher or member of the executive committee. Members of the executive com- mittee are aiding Mr. Grammer who is in charge of the affair. They are Mr. J. Luttenberg, Mr. L. Haring, Miss Mary VVard, Mr. S. B. Crouse, Mr. C. C. LaRue, Mrs. A. Schuster, Mr. M. Devlin, and Mr. and Mrs. Reinbolt. Third Year Class To Have ' Entertainment At Party Ellen Glattis and Joy Finger- hut will entertain with dancing and singing at the Junior Kid party which will be held next Fri- day, Dec. 11, from 8 to 11 P. M. Besides this entertainment re- freshments will be served. Danc- ing will complete the progam. Juniors who have paid their dues will be given a ticket but other Juniors must pay fifteen cents which will go towards their dues. Esther Jakcsy is in charge of the affair. Page To Fete Toledo Grid Teams, Hanley To Speak Seventh annual football ban- quet, sponsored by Henry A. Page, will be held at the Cham- ber of Commerce Tuesday, De- cember 8. P Dick Hanley, Northwestern's nationally known football coach, will be the featured speaker of the evening. Besides many out- side guests, Mr. Page has invited everyone affiliated with football in the seven city high schools. To Hold Debate Periclean and Quill and Dagger literary societies will hold a joint debate the second semester. Committee in charge of the- debate is Dorothy Shore, Fannie Miller, Ann Essak, Esther Jak- csy, Brian McKnight, Vincent Strohm, and Richard Eckert. p R DELEGATES SENT TO PRESS CONVENTION Editor, Business Manager Attend National Meet In Chicago Elsia Frautschi, news editor of the Tattler, Leona Jacobs, busi- ness manager, and Miss M. J. Doering, faculty adviser, will represent Woodward's student publication at the Chicago con- vention of the National Scho- lastic Press Association, Decem- ber 3,4,5. Lew Sarrett, author of Slow Smoke and Wings Against the Moon opened the convention last night with a fascinating pro- gram in the opening convocation at the Palmer House. Other noted speakers are Frederick M. Snyder, New York newspaper- mang and Frederic Babcock, staff member of the Chicago Tribune lwho will speak on The Makings of a Newspapermanf' Approximately seventy round table discussions will cover every phase of scholastic journalism. The banquet and dance Friday night will be the highlight of the convention and Saturday noon the meeting will officially be closed. Chinese Philosopher To Be Town Hall Guest Speaker Harold Harris and Florence Kirchofer will hear this week's lecture of the Town Hall Series given by Dr. Peng-Chug Chang, Chinese philosopher. Two students from Woodward hear the lecture every week through the courtesy of Paul Block, editor of the Toledo Blade. Brian McKnight and Lillian Sheon attended last week's talk on History in fiction and fiction in history, by Rafael Sabatini. Girls To Lead Cheers For Waite-Libbey Charity Tilt Novel feature during the half of the Waite-Libbey game Sat- urday will be cheering led by Toledo high sch o ol girls. Gertrude Swantek and Dorothy Baumgardner w il l represent Woodward. Miss Hazel Rex, director of p h y s i cal education of public schools, is in charge of arrange- ments. Junior Boy Wins Ticket To First Basket Ball Game A close race featured the Tatt- ler guessing contest with a comparatively easy score to guess. Joseph Desparis was the winner, edging out at least five other guessers by one point. The. contest will be resumed next week when the basketball season . opens. f - ' SPANISH CLUB TO PRESENT TWO . ONE-ACT COMEDIES DECEMBER 10 Indian Summer and Over The Garden Wall To Be ' Given In Woodward Auditorium Thursday Night f - Two artistic and entertaining English one-act comedies, Indian Summer and Over the Garden Wallf' will be presented by the Spanish Club, Thursday, December 10, at 8:15 P. M. in the Woodward auditorium. Admission will be twenty-five cents. Over the Garden Wall, a comedy-farce, is the story of a middle aged widow who has a flirtatious disposition. Vegetables A -so-4--'--1'-i- '3'and high sounding phrases put STROHM HAS LEAD IN SPANISH SKETCH Vincent Stl'0h1D Vincent Strohm, popular sen- ior, will have the leading role in Indian Summer, to be pre- sented by the Spanish club. Vincent is a veteran in dramat- ics for he has displayed his talents in two class productions besides the many plays spon- sored by other organizations. Board Of Education Buys Power Ullit For Printers New electrical power unit for the papercutter, purchased last week by the Board of Education, has been installed in the print shop. The new power unit, a three hundred . and thirty-four dollar motor, replaces the old method which required brute strength to operate. Another addition to the print shop equipment is a quantity of 10 and 12 point type purchased by the Tattler department. This twenty-two dollar type addition will aid in the composition. of headlines for the Tattler. Libbey, Waite Will Battle Tomorrow For City Crown Libbey and Waite will renew their football supremacy feud again tomorrow when they meet in Scott stadium for the sake of charity. Fred Siebert, publicty man- ager, announced that tickets will be on sale at both schools, Ath- letic Supply, and Covert's, for 352, 51.50, and SI. Box seats will be sold to the highest bidders. Student tickets are Hfty cents. ' l her under the impression that her neighbor is in love with her. Revelation of the gent1eman's character leads up to the dramat- ic climax, which is followed by a surprise ending. Ann Ein por- trays the widow, and Harold Har- ris, the neighbor. Others in the cast are Pauline Grammar, Miles Booth, and Harry Schall. The plot of Indian Summer, another comedy, is the attempt of a nephew to obtain his uncle's forgiveness of his marriage an insignificent upholster's daugh' ter. Complications arise when the uncle unwittingly proposes to this girl who ha sgained entrance into the house by pretending to be the neice of his housekeeper. Successful developments climax the play, and cause the uncle to welcome his nephew into his home. The role ofthe uncle is filled by Dale Richards. Marjorie Derlin, Vincent Strohm, and Dorothy Phillips compose the rest of the cast. Four Woodward Students ' Attend Press Meeting Mary Jane McDonald, Elsie Frautschi, Marion J aworski, and Milton Zimmerman represented Woodward at the second meeting of the Toledo Hi School Press Association held in Waite libra- ry December 2. General discussion topic for the meeting was front-page make- up. Reports of the Columbus press convention were given by representatives from the differ- ent schools. Elim Tourneys To Start In Handball, Volleyball Volley-ball and hand-ball inter- class and inter-club elimination tournaments will begin Tuesday December 8 in the boys gym. Eight squads of a league will meet the first night and the other teams will play the next night. The winner of each league will engage in a play off game to determine the championship. ' after Christmas. The managers are urged to get their teams organized and permission will be given to use the gym for practice until the season starts. - ' - 1 . .. -- -. J ,ir . ns- 4.-.2-x5..'-Lf -L -'-F -- '-' 2 - 1 . .sf 'ft . J. . S .JH 55 3 N' 'Zi .rg , --QE ,,. i iii R -1 ,. . ,Si 3 , '.,- ,... 3 5 1! . ., 3,3 .L qi . 5, .QQ 'u H . . 4 X ..,.x . .,, rs ui .Q s 4 X ? -6 -..,,. .E - -s .z En E ,wi Ll . ,. .4 1-. -3 -Q E .3 ,ei ii -5 r P - ffl ,J '73 f.: 1 -2 fs 'E X 4 ,.,i .ci ff! if-Q. ' .5 Basketball will not start untill l 'his V I-51 -Writ' A , . lf! , - , -1 'pup . e' rxjizhia.-.age ,, 'C Aixam' L L. ,,,A,,,, W WAAY, ,,,,,,,,,-n.,..Qm,mn.,-. - L . mryw, af. . ,-., .11-we-vmwr f. -K .- THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. QXBRAL s Newsvwcf-iij'::rl',l.V-fjarsr' Member is fffilssociefl TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor. ......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ....... ............. D orothy Shore Exchange ....... .................. R uth Dorf Display ................ ................ A lberta Teall Cartoonist ........... ................. A lvin Churski Poetry ,......... ........................ S helley Crayon Make-Up ,.......... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman .............,.............. Richard Pearce . . K Juli L bit Typ1StS ................ 2 Gertrude Staff Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther J akscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty S Miss Marie J. Deering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery B-Q I . I GQ dl mf calf umm -.. - 4 With only fourteen days left before Christmas vacation cer- tain students feel that school- work is automatically stopped. These days compose one fifth of the semester's work, and influ- ence the grades one point. For- get Christmas till the 23rd. See what you can accomplish during this time. X Q ' We nominate to the Hall of l Fame--The hard working ticket- sellers and committeemen who manage to attend a class or two every day. 3 is Q And to the Hall of Oblivion- Those senior boys who insist on yelling i'wal1oo at the mass meetings. R 8 Yes, some might really be called radio prograins. S Maybe you can Kid Boots, but you can't Guy Lpmbardo. 8 i Girls make up, kiss, and make up again. ' 8 . Simile--As automatic as a penny arcade. Q ik 1 Let us recommend a Bars and Stripes Forever version of the Sing Sing Grid song. 3 SF I Warning--Be good. Christmas and nominating conventions are coming. W If i Simile--As short as a football player's speech. g THE CAPITOOLIST 1Special To Tattler From Washington, D. CJ NE of the most interesting features about Washington, D. C., is the letters one receives from home. But today we forget personal retrospection and begin our study of what is per- haps the most beautiful and imposing of legislative buildings-the United States Capitol. It stands on the elevated site of Capitol Hill, approximately 195 miles from the White House and Treasury, the spot chosen in 1789 by General Washington and L'Enfant. Except for the iron dome, the Capitol is constructed of sandstone and marble. It stands in the midst of a large and magnidcent park which covers 50 acres and is adorned with fountains, rock gardens, and classic statuary. The Capitol was completed in 1863 at a total cost to taxpayers of 516,000,000 Few people know the details of the inane, inter- necine struggle in which architects of the Capitol Building were embroiled by grafting politicians. We do not recount the story here, we simply offer praise to the men whose ability finally permit- ted this beautiful structure to emerge from chaos. The dome rises to a height of 28515 feet, the last 20 feet being occupied by the bronze figure of Freedom. Except for the dome, the prevailing type of architectural work is Greek. The internal decoration is curious but elaborate. The steps on the west approach are being repaired and replaced. Soon the approaches will be worn by the feet of men who helped to write our nation's history .... It is night. The great dome of the Capitol is lighted by the beams of numerous great searchlights situated in the park. We gaze once more upon its faery splendor. Then it fades from view as we pass reluctantly down Pennsylvania Avenue. JOINT MEETING COMMENDABLE OODWARD as a school that prides itself on its cosmpolitan atmosphere should have no clubs which have race barriers. However, there are a few clubs at Woodward which have these restrictions. And as such societies cannot be dissolved, the policy of holding joint meetings which the Peiuper and Hi-Y clubs did recently is highly commendable. Other clubs should follow their lead and that vague suspicion that enters the mind when doubts are entertained about certain restrictions to admittance to clubs will be abolished. A better club spirit will make a better Woodward. Hither And Yon Facts with no place to put them-Abe Goldberg and Sally Fine set a dance sitting out en- durance record at the Boosters' dance--Miss Wetterman refuses to care for the Granada players- The New York schools are too classy says Marian Mullens--- Mr. Bevan was seen at the Y. M. C. A. boxing show-Stan Kudlin- ski, Ted's brother, lost a close decision there--Christmas vaca- tion starts on December 24 and ends on January 4.--J oe Altschul- ler almost pulled a One-Eye Con- nally at the game last week---he forgot he had a ticket--Students from every high school in Toledo seemed to be present at the Woodward-Libbey d a n c e--Inci- dently, the dance is to be an an- nual affair--Milton Zimmerman bemoans the fact that there are no more tickets to sell-O.K.Mi1t, we'll start a raffle--Mr. Raymond has suggested a place for these facts, but we put them in the Tattler anyhow. Lloyd Smith has acquired the title of ladies man. That's what Miss Cronk says anyway. Who's Who ' Leaving sparkling sophomores such as Edith Osthimer who was described last week we rise to the Junior class where we select a dark haired, brown eyed girl. Her most obvious charm is her voice whether she is speaking or singing. She has starred in oper- ettas at Waite where she was a student till this year and now she has the leading role in the forthcoming Woodward operetta Up in the air. She is a member of the Peric- lean society, Spanish and Glee clubs. Willingness to co-operate and always pleasant are some of her apparent characteristics. Next week's Tattler will reveal the identity of this charming young lady. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today--P. T. A. program fafter- noon and eveningl 3rd and 4th--- National Press Convention--Chicago, Ill. 4th and 5th--State Hi-Y Coun- cil---Dayton, Ohio - Dec. 10--Spanish plays -. feveningj M ,A , . lFLAsHEs mmm FRIENDSI Tech High School in Milwau- kee, Wisconsin, introduced a Public Address System, which was inaugarated by an Armistice Day program. The school was divided in three groups, and were addressed from a central point.- -- The Craftsman, Tech Hi, Mil- waukee, Wis. ' - 4. Half Truth soon grows into a whole lie--The Laurel, San Marcos, Texas. si PPS R9 Central Hi, in Chatanooga, Tennesse, has a society known as the National Honor Society, whose members are seleced by the faculty. Members are taken in on their standing in scholarship, service, leadership, and character---Cent ral Digest, Central Hi Chata- nooga, Tenn. if as H! Teacher---What do you con- sider the greatest achievement of the Romans? - Latin Student-- Speaking Lat- in. Central Hi News---Central Hi--Kalamazoo, Mich. i Sk :- Two students of Bartlesville, Oklahoma representative of the Nautilus, interviewed Wallace Beery, the famous actor, who visited there recently. Mr. Beery told them many interesting things and inquired into their high school activities. --The Nautilus, Bartlesville Hi' Bartlesville, Oklahoma. ,,i ' '- - . Q, r Have you heard that: Arla Grodi wears red shoes just to be different? Harry Glassman could excel at the quarterback sneak? Isadore Reichlin thinks the only way to get his name in the paper is to get married? Art Kaminski was trying to convince Miss Curtis that the Chinese General Ma is not a woman? They're collecting 51,000,000 for Knute Rockne, and that he won't even get one cent of it? When Mrs. McManamon gives out an A, Woodward will in- stall vita-phone equipment? t George Barrow would take up psychology if he could spell it? May McKnight is also helping Mr. Wrigley? She borrows gum from William Fingerhut. But who doesn't? Then there is: ' The cub reporter who won- dered why the Tattler wasn't a daily publication. The s e n io r who said that Pola Baer is a fictitious name. ' The freshman who said he was in love. The junior high student over six feet tall. . ' 0 Z 'ff' N 1' wg'-.1 1-no -lywyi Eff' .xTsf'if'1? THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS DROP CLOSE FRAY TO COWBOYS Friedman Leads Team With Long Runsg Woodward Eli? Woodward eleven upset all previous dope by giving Libbey its stiffest battle of the year be- fore dropping to the Cowboys, 13-7, in the annual Thanksgiving Day clash at the south-side sta- dium last Thursday. ' The game, previously conceded a walk-away for the Cowboys, turned out to be one of the great- est exhibitions of football any Woodwvard eleven performed on the gridiron. Libbey had its day early in the game when it put over its rather shady touchdown, but from the next kick-off until the final gun the Bears out- rushed, out-passed, and out- tackled Houseris squad. Libbey Scores Early Woodward got into difliculty at the start of the game, Libbey losing the ball on downs on the 2 yard line in the first series of play. After Kudlinski had punted out of danger, Harvey passed to Snyder near the end zone for the first score. Snyder place kicked the extra point. Woodward Rallys Friedrnanis 30 yard return of Striggovvfs kickoff started things off for Woodward, and before the half ended' it was evident that the Bears were out for victory. Near the close of the first period Kud' linski heaved a long pass to Kraft to the Libbey 15, but Wood- ward fumbled after reaching the 10. Most of the second quarter play was in Libbey's territory after Friedman ran end for 36 yards to the Cowboy's 48. At one time Woodward marched down- iield to a first down on the 17 but Libbey intercepted a pass on the next play. Woodward scored early in the third canto. De Shetler inter- cepted a Libbey pass on the 40 and on the following play Kud- linski picked up his own fumble to circle end for 39 yards to the Libbey 1. De Shetler placed the ball on the goal line and Koko- cinski took it over. Katafiasz tied the score by place kicking the point. Long Run Wins The Bears continued to outplay Libbey the rest of the game and would have tied the Cowboys if not for one play. Near the end of the final quarter Kreft managed to get past the line and ran the remaining 59 yards for the win ning score. There were no individual stars for Woodward, the entire team contributing it's share in the fight. After visiting our principals Sanctum santortm twelve or thir- teen times Ed Krasinski remarks The least we could do is call Mr. LaRue Morgue. 4 N u 5 sr FACTS L, rl S BM Several days be fore the Libbey- Woodward game, our friend at Libbey, Principal H. ivilliams, published in the newspapers a plan whereby Libbey could not finish with worse than a tie for Hrst, no matter how the Waite- Scott game ended. Perhaps it just slipped his mind, but some- time last year the Libbey faculty manager scheduled a game for Thanksgiving Day. The Cow- boys did win the game, but we'll wager Mr. Williams entertained some doubts before the teams left the field., A U 8 Max Michalak should be able to claim some kind of a consecu- tive playing record. In three years of varsity competition he was only jerked once-- for a few minutes against Erie, Pa., East this year. Perhaps the biggest reason for Woodward's splendid showing against the Cowboys is because of the Bears' superior physical condition. Although outweighed twenty pounds to a man in the backfield and eleven on the line, no Woodward man required at- tention because of injuries, while Libbey had to call eight time outs because of hurt players. The Bears seem to have played their best against the best teams, their worst against the worst teams and mediocre against mediocre competition. Big TackEGets Berth On Blade All-City Team Gil Harre Gil Harre, Woodward star tackle, is Woodward's sole repre- sentative on the first string all- city team drawn up by the Toledo Blade sports writers. Gil is headed for Purdue and we ought to hear more of him later. Max Michalak made second string guard on the team and Katafiasz and Friedman were giv- en honorable mention at their respective positions. lFORMER BEAR STAR IS ASSISTING BEVAN Fred Weisberg Fred Weisburg, star guard on the Woodward 1930-31 cage team, is assisting Coach Bevan in rounding this year's squad in shape for the opening of the season. During football season, Weis- berg was at the head of all try- outs in the gyms giving them basketball fundamentals until Bevan took charge. . Woodward-Libbey Statistics Woodward gained 376 yards to Libbey's 266. In running with the ball Friedman ran 80 yards in 10 tries. Kudlinski gained 48 yards in 5 tries, an average of almost 10 yards on each try. DeShetler made 40 yards in 5 tries, an aver- age of 8 yards on each try. Reichlin made 10 yards in 2 tries, an average of 5 yards a try. Kokocinski gained 9 yards in 2 tries, an average of 42 yards on each try. Woodward completed 8 of the 15 passes for an average of 76 yards, while Libbey completed 3 of the 7 passes for a gain of 30 yards. Of the 7 times that Kudlinski kicked he made an average of 36 yards. Snyder of Libbey kicked six times for an average of 34 yards. V The Woodward backfield gained an average of at least five yards on every try for each man. Girls' Gym Instructors Teach Tmnbling, Clogging Tumbling is the featured activ- ity, which started Tuesday in the girls' gym. Miss C. McClure will teach beginners tumbling on Friday and advance tumbling on Thursday. Miss S. Cornwell will specialize in clogging. Beginners clogging will be on.Tuesday and advance clogging on Wednesday. Classes are to be held during conference hour. All girls who are interested are invited to join these classes. BASKETBALL DRILL IS UNDER WAY NOW Ziebar Is Only Regular To Return From Last Year's Squad VVith the close of the football season, regular practice sessions for basketball have begun in the gym under the able direction of coaches Bevan and Hanham. The Polar Bear quintet this year will be built around Louis Ziebar, the only regular back from last year's squad. From the second stringers Bevan will have DeShetler, Holas, and Kokocin- ski. Eight members of Coach Hanham's 1930-31 reserve squad, Zimmerman, Szcygiel, Friedman, Weinman, Krzyzanowski, Swan, Michalak, and Isenstein are try- ing for the varsity. Together with several new men in Reeves, Milstein, Russ and Glen Taylor, and Smith, Bevan will have a lot of material to work with. Thirty boys are trying out for the reserve squad. VVith several intra-mural and independent players on the list, Coach Han- ham is looking forward to a good season. Ten Games Included On Basket Ball Schedule Several changes have been announced in the Woodward basketball schedule drawn up for the 1931-32 season. The Bear quintet will start the season a- gainst Holland, Ohio, instead of the usual alumni game. Findlay and Monroe do not appear on the schedule. 18 Dec. Holland here Jan Dayton Steele here Jan. Waite here Jan Central there Jan Lima Central there Feb Kenton there Feb St. J ohn's here Feb DeVilbiss there Feb Libbey there Feb Scott here Any high school team wishing a game on their own fioor during the Christmas vacation is asked to get in touch with Mr. Lowry. The city tournament will be held March 4th-5th. Woodward Cubs Drop Tilt To Junior Saints VVoodward lightweights failed in their bid to earn a 500 percent- age in the city league by losing a slow game to the St. John's lightweights by a 7-0 score on Wilson Park field last Tuesday. The Junior Saints marched down the field to the two yard line twice in the second quarter and scored their touchdown on their second march. Libbey took the championship of the lightweight league by go- ing through the season unde- feated and unscored upon except by a single touchdown by the Woodward Cubs. VVoodward fin- ished fourth with two wins and four losses. , . v i rr' if at H ' VA THE WOODWARD TATTLER e WOODWARDITES TO BROADCAST DRAMA War'Skit To Be Dramatized Sunday, Libbey Will Present Next . The Old Apple Tree, a dra- matized story, will be presented over radio station W.S.P.D., Sun- day, December 6, at seven o'clock with talent furnished by Wood- ward high school. Woodward's broadcast will be the first of a series to be presented by Toledo high schools. The lead- ing role will be portrayed by Paul Boardman. Others in the cast are Leon Zotkow, Mildred Troup, Roselyn Kenaga, Shelley Crayon, and Marion Jaworski. Miles Booth will announce. Miss Marie J. Doering is in charge of the production. - The Old Apple Tree was written by Edwin X. Gowns, writer of The Black Cat and Toledo Police Dramas. The story has a war locale, and leads up to an interesting unexpected climax. Woodward Guidance Head Speaks To Toledo U. Class i The Diagnosis of Students' Problem and Their Relation to Scholastic Success was the sub- ject discussed by Mr. E. L. Clark, Director of Guidance at Wood- ward, last Wednesday at the Toledo University. The lecture was given to Dr. Carter's psychology class. Wins Treasurer Position ' With Tie Election Run OH Alice Gregorek defeated Irene Pomorski for the oiiice of treas- urer of the Sophomore class in the run oil' election held this week. Both girls tied in the first vote each receiving half of the 506 votes cast for that oflice. But in the scond vote Alice received 245 of the 475 votes castj Two Booster Club Insignia Pins To Go On Sale Soon Decision to have two Booster Pins was made at a cabinet meet- ing Tuesday conference hour. One a large Woodward Booster insignia, with the picture of a Polar Bear, will cost lifty cents. The other a small blue and white emblem will cost only ten cents. Mr. R. F. Lowry, Lillian Sheon, Miles Booth, and Rosemary Wietrzykowski will take charge of the sale of the pins. Joint Meeting To Be Held Junior and Senior lhiendship Clubs of the City will hold a joint Christmas meeting Mon- day, Dec. 14, at the Y.W.C.A. Supper will be served after which a pageant will be presented in the auditorium by members of various clubs. All Woodward Friendship girls are urged to attend. 5l ? '3 ? '9 'V'V +U 9 'V '4 'Y 3'B4 1? Under The Tattler E: 9 Torch Light ,Q 7l'-4'-wdv-6-fvbd-fdvdvwkwviwd'-fdwvb-K 9 . . Bertha Bustow Attracted by wavy brunette tresses the Tattler Torch pauses to shed a brilliant glow of light upon Bertha Bustow, member of the senior class. Bertha is best known around school for her musical ability. She has been pianist of the Woodward orchestra for four years, member of the Royal Woodwardites for three years, and has previously been in the glee club and band. Her ambit- ion is to be in,,charge of a music appreciation class. Although she has not taken part in many plays, Bertha is greatly interested in dramatics and attends all local plays. Those of Eugene O'Neill are her favorites. She likes many unusual food delicacies, such as banana sand- wiches. They consist of sliced banana between buttered- bread. If you are interested in any simi- lar recipes Bertha will be able to supply you with them. Phillips Randolph At Open Forum Saturday Evening Shelley Crayon and Randolph Smith will hear A. Phillips Ran- dolph, Saturday evening, at the Open Forum lecture, in the J .E.L. auditorium. Mr. Randoph's topic will be The American Negro in Industry. - Reynolds Wade and Paul Gorny attended the last Open Forum lecture, at which Kirby Page spoke. Art Classes To Exhibit Work In Tattler Display Art classes with the aid of Miss J. Anderson will supply necessary material for the Tattler-Display case next week. Figure compositions, featuring dominate and subordinate figures, will be exhibited. A double complimentary color scheme will be worked out. The ideas of surface problems and figures are original. Beginners made the former. SIX HI-Y MEMBERS ATTEND OHIO MEET Dayton Y.M.C.A. To Be Host Of Older Boys' Clubs December 4,5,6 Twenty-eight Annual Ohio Older Boyls Conference will be held at the Dayton Y.M.C.A. December 4, 5, 6. 'iAdventurous Christian Liv- ing is the theme of the council. Guest speakers are Dr. H. Mc- Clean, Mr. C. Seashore, Prof I. Slutz, Dr. S. Mahon, who will talk on some phase of Christian liv- ing. Songs led by Alfred Heinz of Columbus will open the council each day. Banquets are also planned to fete the guests. Representatives from Wood- ward are Vincent Strohm. pres- ident ofthe Hi-Y, Donald Scaefer, Richard Eckert, Brian McKnight, glyde DeShetler, and George tein. P Deadline Flashes Woodward is having a great year for dances. Both the Peiup- er's W-W and Booster's Wood- ward-Libbey dances were social and financialvsuiccesses. Lucky Jack Lockert has the most suitable nick-name in school. Not only has he won the Tattler guessing contest twice, but again proved his metal by winning a football ticket in Mr. Sheline's rooin.. I. Miss Ward, amatuer detective, spotted a culprit with no good intent strolling nonchalantly from car to car making sure that they were locked. Calling Messers Phipps and LaRue, the trio routed the rascal and later caught him on Stickney avenue. Latest news Hash-Bob Markee and Howard Never were last seen thumbing their way through Boonesville, Mississippi. Police, take notice. It The value of the dancing class was pretty well summed up by a sophomore boy when he wrote to the Tattler, so that we can attend the dances and things. Cards Are On Sale Personal engraved Christmas cards are on sale in the print shop now. The money derived from these cards will go to the club treasury. Former Editor Visits Here Kenneth Osthimer, former Tattler editor and writer of the feature column, The Capto1ist was seen around the halls yes- terday. His first thought was Miss Wetterman. Mrs. T. H. Cornwell, Grand Rapids, Michigan, is visiting her Cool and warm colors will 1 daughter, Miss S. C o r n w ell, predominate. y 11.-'...L...w-:Sl-.. .-.--...J is.T.4:.s-sxfsailiifg-:s...f. ...tl M.. Q- . .physicial education director. K . . X NAZIUM ANNOUNCES WINNING SELECTION North-Southern, East-West- ern Teams To Meet In New Stadium - -1-.gl Our vote for the Jim Nazium All - American Football Board goes to Meyer Hoffenblum, sen- ior, for his selection of the world's best team. You win the iron-clad subscription, Mike. Shake of DePauw Paste of Colgate ............... 5 ...... ends Hurd of Buffalo Full of Knox ............ .......,... t ackles Coast of Maine Fortithieves of Alabamamguards Act of Providence ................ center Werehere of Lafayette .... quarter Bells of St. Mary ............. fullback Sidewalks of New York Gang of Tufts .................. halfbacks Hoffenblum's North-Southern team will meet the N aiium coach- ed aggregation next week in the new million dollar Wilson Park stadium for the Wickersham Re- port Cup. Proceeds of the game willgbe used to buy Hoifenblum his Tattler subscription. Officials for the game will be Russel Menne. Thachers college, Alex Margy, Vassar, and Max Michalak, Park street A. C. The game will be broadcasted by the Tattler Gossip-seeker over station KOFF, South Africa, and the Wedo Network through the courtesy of the Old Cold cough company. 1- ii. POLA BAER KEd. Note-From the office of the Tattler, to the great big every- where, comes a voice a calling, calling comes the voice of Pola Baer. - Send me questions, letters, answers, Send me all your dirty dope, Send me gossip, send me -Hey, who sent this piece of rope, Dear Pola, Well I've decided to throw my hat into the ring and enter competition for Janette Ostrowski. g With finality Sherwin Kripke. Dear Shirley, Don't, Janette will only take the brim off of it and make an- other Empress Eugenie. Motherly, Pola Baer. Miss Rutan To Head New Club For History Students Plans for the organization of a History club for A and B stu- dents in history and social problems are under way. Virginia Boza and Ruth Glow, two senior girls, are in charge. Miss Mable Rutan, history teacher at Woodward, has been ,chosen adviser of the club. Julian Summer gave Miss Shaw a severe shock by having his lesson the first time this year. - ' X - A. ' 3 f' .k-.x:. .,. ,fig i ...N it-4 N . X--qggl :fi - ..14...eu.s - w.mawu' qx'.'A 1x' ...vi- - Q --J 2-3-uf - 1 -A.LLA.Q1..fn.-Z..sJ..-s-A Q-lxlh:..LL'zL..'..ZLg.'TQ,m Lllijg. L.:f..1Q,,, M Constantly, Consistently Constructive ' J 1 - ,Vol. IV ' Toledo, ohio, December 11,1931 No.13 GERMAN CLASSES CLUB WILL PORTRAY HISTORIAN GROUP JUNIOR CLASS TO TO PRESENT PLAY FRENCH CHRISTMAS ORGANIZED HERE HOLD KID PARTY Weihnachstraum German Christmas Play Portrayed In German Weihnachstraum', a German Christmas play presented next Thursday, December sevententh, in the Woodward auditorium at 8:15 P. M. by students in Miss A. G. Wetterman's German I classes. Parents, friends, and German clubs from Libbey, Waite, and Scott are especially invited. Hilda Rosler will play the most important part as Anncher and Carl Sommers is appearing as Sandman. Traumengel will be layed by Evelyn Hamilton and lllirginia Schuster, a freshman, will play the role of Puppe Gret- chen. Other characters in the play are Noel Keifer, Hampelmang Karl Klinsick, Nusskrackerg and E. Weissenberger, Weihnachts- mann. No admittance will be charged for the performance. Miss Woodrich's English Classes Feature Display Material on The Lady of the Lake 'and Treasure Island will be displayed in the Tattler-Dis- play case next week through the courtesy of Miss R. Woodrich and her English classes. Illustrations of quotations, characters, and Scotch plaids will comprise the greater part of the exhibition. The dress of Scotch highlanders and pirates will be shown. Models and maps made for extra credit work wlll make up the remainder of the display. Friendship Clubs Will Present City-Wide Play Woodward Friendship club will take part in the city-wide play to be givenby all the clubs of the city at the Y.W.C.A. Dec. 21. The play is to represent the first Christmas and Christmas then and now in foreign coun- tries. Native costumes and songs will be used to make the sketches colorful. Miss Betty Nelson has charge of the Woodward program. First Press Luncheon To Be Held In Refectory Today Press luncheon honoring Mr. C. C. LaRue, Mr. Hugh Montgomery and Miss Marie J. Doering will he held between fifth and sixth hour today. At this time Elsie Frautschi, news editor, Leona Jacobs, circu- lation manager, and Miss Doe- ring, adviser, will speak on the N.S.P.A. convention which they attended last week at Chicago.. Santa Clauses Of Good And Bad Children Will Be Impersonated St. Nicholas, the Santa Claus of the good children in France, and Pere Fouettard, of the bad, will visit Woodward at the Cercle Francais meeting Dec. 16, in room 119. Christmas in French cities and provinces will be taken up in detail. The singing of French carols will open and close the meeting. St. Nichols enacted byj William Rosenberg will dis- tribute refreshments and greet- ing cards. Leonard Duzynski will portray Le Pere Fouttard with a basket of switches. Games will be played by all the members. Persons taking part in the cele- bration are Miss A. Curtis, advis- or of the club, Alma Johnson, Leona Bialak, LaDonna Meyers, Louise Korecki, Frieda Hullen- kremer, James Shamas, Philip Weiss, and Philip Abrams. ' Nellie Flaum and Grace Eck- A, B Students Eligible For Membershipg Contest Announced All students receiving A or B in history or social problems will be eligible for membership in the new History club started by Virginia Boza and Ruth Glow. Miss Edna McLaughlin and Miss Mable Rutan were chosen advisers. Regular meetings will be held the third Tuesday of each month with the first cabi- net meeting scheduled for Dec- ember 15 to draw up a consti- tution. Purpose of the new organi- zation is to take up subjects of interest in the world today that cannot be taken up in class be- cause of the lack of time. Celebration of Washington's 400th anniversary and an essay contest on Peace and Foun- dations are the first projects the club will undertake. ., Seniorsl!!! Please take notice Dues must be paid or else there will be no senior play because of insufficient funds. art are planning the program. TATTLER WRITERS REVIEW NATIONAL SCHOLASTIC CONVENTION AT CHICAGO CTUAL experiences with Indians, French-Canadian lumber- jacks and an exceedingly intimate knowledge of the wilds served to distinguish the unusual address and recital given by Lew Sarett, author of Wings Against the Moon. Even through his few points of seriousness shone an un uenchable sense of' . . . q . humor very easily transmitted to listeners by way of oral and facial expression. lncidentally, Mr. Sarett was formerly a Pole and has also made use of the ski dropping process Cnot related to ski jumpingl, a very quaint custom which we believe originated at Woodward. Chicago's official reception head undoubtedly tried to sell us the cityv by stating the number of churches, school children, and ithe statistics of why Chicago had one of the lowest typhoid death rates during a recent epidemic. Nevertheless it's a great city and I doubt whether any better accommodations and services could have been rendered to the N.S.P.A. delegates, of which there were 1,000, representing 18 states, ranging all the way from Pasadena to Maryland. Experts led the round table discussions which proved of in- valuble service as a concentrated course in journalism brought about by the exchange of representatives' ideas and methods. Mr. Frederick-Babcock of the Chicago Tribune, in a rather skeptical address deplored the fact that after twelve years of train- ing our most -popular literature is derived from Liberty, Saturday Evening Post, -and College Humor magazines while our main rec- reations consist of movies, bridge playing, theater comedians and driving out to the country on a Sunday afternoon. In giving advice to young writers Mr. Babcock stated it is best to write simply and without affectation on the subjects with which We are thoroughly acquainted. At the banquet experienced the good fortune to be seated with Chicago students from Lindbloom high school with a 7,000 enroll- ment--Juniped out of bed at six a. m. Saturday in order to veiw a little of the big city-Stood on the shores of Lake Michigan and watched the waves roll in-traffic whizzed by so fast that we could hardly get back to the car. Saw the outside of Field Museum, Plant- arium and Aquarium--it takes two weeks to go through the inside of the Field, Museum reading the first two paragraphs of every exhibit. It was a great privilege to represent the Tattler at this Baby Clothes Latest Style On Junior Fashion Plate Junior Kid party, annual affair offering an opportunity for Juniors to get better acquainted, will be held tonight in the girls' gym. 1 Program will consist of enter- tainment, furnished by Ellen Glattis and Joy Fingerhut, games, and dancing to the music of the Royal Woodwardites. In addition to refreshments, souve- nirs pertaining to the theme of the occasion will be given. 1 Juniors who have paid their dues will be given a ticket to the party. Those who have not yet yet paid their dues must pay fifteen cents which will go to- wards their dues. Esther Jakcsy is in charge of the affair assisted by Dorothy Redman, Ann Essak, and Georgia Millis. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. Philo Dunsmore, Miss Amie Mil- ler, Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Mary Ward, Mr. and Mrs. C. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. VanTassel, Miss Anne Wetterman, Mr. R. Bevan, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Stella Corn- well, Miss C. McClure, Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, Mr. and Mrs' A. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Glattis, Mr. and Mrs. Fingerhut, and Miss Rozella Woodrcih. Friendship, Hi-Y Clubs To J , Hold Joint Charity Party Friendship club will hold 8. party at the Y. W. C. A. Thursday December 19. with the Hi-Y boys. Games will be played. They will pop pop corn and pull taifey. Admission will be ten cents. Everyone who comes to the party must bring some toys or clothes. These toys and clothes will go to the poor. Regular meeting of the Friend- ship club will be held Tuesdayf December 23, conference hour. All members are asked to bring somthing to help fill the Christ- mas basket. Woodward Clubs Combine To Buy Five Rugs For Stage Five valuable rugs picked 11 in the Orient by two British sail? ors were purchased by Pieuper, Spanish, and Engineering clubs to adorn the Woodward stage in the auditorium for plays and spe- cial occasions. Sailors who came off a ship at Montreal sold the rugs because they were hard pressed for mon- convention. . sey. gl . . ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. I Q51 0149, Newspaper lij':::rMi:r::l Mama? TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ............ 1 ............. Dorothy Shore Exchange .......... ................... R uth Dorf Display .................. ............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist .,........................... Alvin Churski P t Sh ll C oe ry .................................. e ey rayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - Julia Lubit Typists ................ 3 Gertrude Blumenfield Stal? Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery PRINCIPAL POINTS r . Unsatisfactories are out this week. These are the - hrst that have been sent this year although we have .. passed one marking period. If we run close to the usual 1' X x X X X 5 number, about five hundred will be sent. This is far too many and the sad part of the whole matter is that . nearly all are preventable. Not many pupils are unsatis- factory because of mental deficiency or of causes beyond their control but because of laziness, carelessness, and indifference. The high school pupil who wastes time in the study hall, and who does not spend a part of each evening in study at home is pretty sure to be on this unsatisfactory list. Of course a pupil who is bright but lazy may get by on a low grade without much study, but if he receives a low grade when capable ofa high one, he is just as truly unsatisfactory as the failure, for failure after all is a matter of degree. It is useless now to pine over our past mistakes, but re- member, in just a few short weeks unless we do get busy and work, these unsatisfactories will be converted into failures that only another semester's work will remove. ORGANIZE A W CLUB Editor of the Tattler: Will you kindly print this in your paper? It is a suggestion that a W club be formed among the- wearers of the school insignia. Mr. Roland Bevan could be the adviser. An organization like this would help materially as it would influence better spirit among the athletes. I would be interested in hearing other W men's opinions. S A WU Wearer. n . 1 GN' IT H wal 0l17IR Every year Woodward students have the opportunity of listening to men and women brought here by various organ- izations. These speakers are authorities on their respective subjects and are worth while hearing. But the value of their topic can be gaged only by your attention to them. Pay attention, prove to the speaker that his words aren't lost at Woodward and make him want to return. -Thanks. 8 0 I We nominate to the Hall of Fame-Mr. W. F. Rohr, for his work in getting -materials for the industrial arts shops. 8 if O And to the Hall of Oblivion- The contest razzers who boo referees, actors, teachers, and anyone else who is in the limelight. i 0 O The Manchurian Situation in short-This is our railroad and we're going to do what I want with your half. it ' Conversation-L i s t e n in g to yourself in the presence of others. . O I O Some men call. their Wives angel in compliment, others in hope. 8 R i Simile--As popular as a radio announcer at a funeral. Q 8 l Some boys and all jackasses have berets. Hither And Yon Thousands of requests have packed my mail-box to capacity asking me for a guest hither and yon--all right, my dear public-- you shall have one-see what you got into-Feels good to be stroll- ing the old halls again-somehow there seems to be something missing-Ah, I have it-It's the absence of Dale Richard's smile-- Jesse Bryant's jokes-in other's words-- last year's class--There goes Audrey Pfeiffer sweeping majestically down the hall-- Shame on you-with this depres- sion--stealing the janitor's job from him--For the be n ef it of those who don't want to know-- I'm doing this entirely nad lib - Seniors!!! Don't you feel small when the conductor rings up a children's fare-Joe Stein ought to be Wrapped in Cellophane -- How about having an old fash- ioned chilling thrilling melodra- ma-How about this for a cast-Dorothy Born-heroine ---- Gil Harre-hero- Erma Mizer-- mother-Eugene Louy-father- Mr. R. F. Lowry--villian. I hope I started something- The bell's about to ring-I'd better go be- fore the rush starts--See you soon -That is-if this isn't censored. Alex CMargaretl Margy has a time card in his locker. He says it's the only way he will know how many days he comes to school. Q it i Locker inspection was held last Tuesday. Maybe they were looking for actors' pictures to put in the year book. Who's Who The charming singer last de- scribed was Lois Hotz. Again our quest centers on a 'Senior boy. He is one of the most interest- ing c o l 0 r e d boys at school. Always refined in manner he is also very polite. Poetry which he has written has often appeared in the Tattler. Although his main ambition is to be a pharmacist he wan ts to write poetry on the side. Brown eyed, black haired, quite tall, well built, and appearing often in a brown suit are helpful hints for his identification. Members of the Spanish club should be able to identify him as one of them. Refer to next week's Tattler for his correct identity. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight Junior Kid Party igir1'S gym? Mon. Dec. 14-Friendship Club Meeting fY.W.C.A.J Thur. Dec. 17--Basketball pep Meeting fauditoriumj Fri- Dec. 18--Electrical Club Demonstration - Confer- ence I-Iour fauditoriuml African Film To Be Shown In Civic Auditorium Martin and Osa' Johnson, tropical explorers, will present the film Wonders of the Congo in the Civic Auditorium, Decem- ber 15, at 4 and 8 P. M. Tickets are available to Wood- ward students at 25 cents for the afternoon showing. IFLASHESFROM FPJENDSI West high school, Akron, Ohio, has a Harp class, which is plan- ning a program for Christmas. The class advisor has the distinc- tion of being the first person to compose modern music for the harp.- The Lariat, West Hi, Akron, Ohiok X in The club members of East high school, in Denver, Colorado, gathered old clothes from their friends, and distributed them among their needy fellow-stu- dents.-East Hi Spotlight, Den- ver, Colorado. if Ill i It is good to be gratified, but bad to be satisfied.-The Trail, Sidney Hi, Sidney, Nebraska. It seems that Woodward isn't the only school where corduroy trousers are popular, for accord- ing to the Paseo Press, they are predominate in Paseo Hi School also. Suggestion made by the paper is that someone invent a method by which a press may be kept in the trousers.-Paseo Press, Kansas City, Mo. Pal-Now, artist, I suppose that is one of those horrid portraits you call art? Artist-No, that's a mirror.- Belleville Hi News, Belleville, Illinois. R Q He-Did anyone ever kiss you before? She--Oh, yes. He---ls he too big for me t0 thrash? She--Not too big, perhaps-but I think he might be too many.- Ilrgnkfort High Life, Frankfort, n . ' , fx Ulla 0Rii'1'T5 I Have you heard that: The initials of Mildred Troup do not at all justify this petite senior. Bennie Wexler insists that Woodward's defeat to Libbey is not his fault. When asked why, Red claims he is just the coach. Wonder if Frankenstein is any relation to Blankenstein? To the inquisitive inquirer, Tattler's gossip seeker passes out the news that Mr. Lowry's middle name is Francis. Seems queer thatthe crooning of Marian Mullins has not been heard yet this year. Hope it's not a thing of the past. Tattler Radio Corp. is trying to outdo the C.B.S. Our home broadcasting netwerk is en- deavoring to uncover a hall singer. Kate Smith is so big, that she was mistaken for the three Boswell sisters. THE WOODWARD TATFLER BON O'S CAGERS TIE WITH PERRYSBURG Sports Scribe Sees Strange Teams Tussle To Tie Tilt Waal now, speaking of basket- ball. i 8 1 The best game we ever saw between the Bono Bugaboos and the Perrysburg Palpitators. I Q O The boys were so tall that they had to kneel center. I' 'E Q And the forwards so backward they thought a tip off was a stool pigeon. 8 i U Tim Work was injured when he flipped the ball in the basket and forgot to let go. IF HF 5 ' The Bonos fed Nick O Demus the ball so much he didn't eat for weeks. U O I When Hugh Saidit asked one of the fair spectators her phone number, the referee called two personals. 8 il I VVhen the Bonos scored their eleventh point, the scorekeeper got stuck. He' rain out of fingers. I Jimmy Locks thought he was related to Napoleon because he came from tlie Bono Parts. l Pete Roleum was an expert at long shots. He played a 40 to 1 in the second race at Agua Caliente andtwolu. . Lewis Games made so many follow-up shots he had to get a trailor's liclenste. 8 G. Roosalem was an elevator boy so he never took steps. Jay Key, the smallest man on the iioor was so short he wore his knee protectors around his neck. . l The referee told Captain Shipps to take the ball outside so he sent down for his overcoat. The game was finally called when Imos Begoing tried to shoot a basket, but missed and shot the referee instead. The faculty manager was so pleased with the crowd that he shook hands with both of them. Addressed G. A. L. Miss Hazel Rex, physical ed- ucational director, adressed the Grils' Athletic League in a meet- ing held Wednesday in the audi- torium. Tap dance by Harriet Maier ac- companied by SylvenaT'runo and songs sung by the entire group were other number on the pro- gram. WAITE WINS CITY ' FOOTBALL CROWN East-Siders Avenge Earlier I Defeat By Beating Cowboys By a decisive score of 14-0, Waite captured the News-Bee trophy, emblematic,of the city title, in the charity game at Scott field last Saturday. Waite needs one more city crown to have per- manent possession of the trophy. Lengel, Waite's all city half- back was the main cause of Lib- bey's downfall. His end runs and fine returns of punts were dis- astrous to the Cowboys' hopes of victory. Waite scored in the first quarter on a short pass, Lengel to Morse over the goal line. In the second period, Lengel ran for 66 yards and the final touchdown. Thelsecond half was a see-saw battle with neither team outstanding. The reported total gate receipts reached 814,000 and will be used to carry on the work of the Child Welfare Association. SECOND YEAR AS BASKETBALL COACH Rollie Bevan Second edition of the Rol Bevan coached Polar Bears Basketeers will be shown to followers when they face Holl- and December 18. Coach Rolly Bevan has a national reputation in basketball tutoring, and has had many banner years at Dayton Steele. ,Sophs Take First Place In Inter-Class X-Country Run Sophomores, led by Carl Nalod- ka, easily won the inter-class cross country run by scoring 11 points, 22 under the second place freshman. Juniors finished third with 41 points and Seniors last with 57. -Four of the first five finishers were sophomores. The high men finishing first to seventh, wereg Nalodka, Sahadi, Leivo, sophomores, Chengges, fresh- man, Poczekaj, sophomore, Skomer, senior, and Brand, freshman. Ribbons will be awarded to these men. Ever since Ruth Dorf heard Sylvia Sydney referred to as good looking, the mirror around the school have been her popu- lar hangout. Q BE Q 5 i BILL ROSENBERELFQNW I P ,. L, 'L-m.-.,....,.. -- 'LFS '- A: Hugh Collins, high scorer on the Point Place eleven, Lucas county B champs, is now attend- ing Woodward and will be eligi- ble for football next year. Hugh is the man who scored two touch- downs against Sylvania in the fi- nal four minutes of play to lead his team to a 20-19 victory and the championship. If you think cross-country running is easy try this in your spare time. Run around the track once, take Otto street out to Man- hattan, Manhattan to Mulberry, Mulberry to Streicher, and back to school to check in your number. Woodward has been turning out some fine tackles in it's foot- ball alumni. Benny Bugajewski has been named tackle on the All- American Polish team made up of Polish players of the leading colleges of the country. Abe Yourist received a like honor on the All-Ohio conference team. Now Gil I-larre is the 'first Bear in many years to get a position on every all city squad. Coach Bevan, after studying over the biggest colleges of the state draws up his all Ohio team Rock of Ridge. 1. e. 1. t. Hardwood of W al n u t Hills. g. Nut of Walnut Township. c. Hay of Hicksville. g. Taters of Farmer Town- ship. r. t. Bi Heck of Greensburg. r. e. Bucket of Wellsville. q. b. Clay of Hiramsburg. l. h. Littleton of Sarahsville. r. h. Dam of Lockland. Shrub of Greenville. f. b. Athletic Association Will Honor Varsity At Banquet Woodwardis Athletic Associa- tion will honor the varsity grid- ders at the annual banquet,Mon- day evening, December 14, at 6:30 P.M. in the Woodward cafeteria. I Mr. Charles C. LaRue, Mr. 'T Roland Bevan, Mr. Arthur Smith, Mr. Ben Penchef, and Ted Kud- linski will be guests of honor. The banquet this year is made possible through the generosity of North End Business men and teachers. Tickets cost 351.50 per plate. RE SERVE SCHEDULE Temporary schedule for the reserve basketball team has been announced by-Mr. Lowry. 8 Jan. Lambertville here Jan. 15 Waite here Jan 22 Central there Feb 9 St. John's here Feb 11 DeVilbiss there Feb. 18 Libbey there Feb. 26 Scott ' here 1 RESERVE TEAM'S S PROSPECT BRIGHT Three Men Back From Last Years Squadg Hanham Coaching ss kay W - X- F 1 EX' 0 lg , . N s' iiifis :G my W W, , 'ww 4 ... .r .. . ..... -. is ..... .... ..r..... Q f... :us if.-X fi-XSEXH. SX TSE' 1: L1 f is X 1-T-.SE .:. s 5 f5i-ji-1f3 ? if- as gf: 5? 8 ggi fi- N. gli isilwass..1.q...:......n,.............,.s.c,.f-. ar... Joe Friedman Prospects for a sucessful re- serve season are bright with the return of four men of of last year's squad together with a group of promising basketball material. Coach Homer Hanham has Joe Friedman, Vic Isenstein, and Ralph Michalak back from his 1930-31 squad as well as Woody De Shetler of the second string varsity. This combination with Lawson jumping center gives Hanham plenty of speed plus added advantage of height, Hanham has plenty of substi- ute material to insert if necessa- ry. Boyd, Corthell, Majuchowks, Schmidt, and Collins have show- ed enough form to earn them a place on the second string squad. There are about ten other tryouts that may develop into good men. All the members of the reserve squad have at least one more year to play at Woodward and may become varsity players next season. City High School Football Elevens Feted At Banquet The 1931 football season was tenderd a grand finale with the Page banquet last Tuesday. The after dinner speakers gave inter- esting talks. Among them were Robert Dunn, president of the school board, Paul Schrader, Times sports editor, Kenneth Conn, News-Bee sports editorg and Richard Hanley, Northwest- ern's football coach. A vaudeville program from the Parmount was led by Ted Mack, master of ceremonies. Stan Malottr, Paramount organist, led the gridders in singing school songs. A film showing the North- western team in action ended the program. Picas Lead Tourney Pica club is out on top as a re- sult of the first day's play in the elimination volleyball tourney. Commerce club defeated Auto- Mechanics and Junior Hi-Y eli- minated the Aviation society. Pica won its first game from the Latin club and than defeated Junior Hi-Y in the only second round game of the day. .ngk k.,?..i-,T N .- -N, h X i. 1 THEQWOODWARD TA'I'I'LER MANY ENROLLED IN is 'Wgf NEW AERIAL MADE TATTLER-GOSSIPER DANCING CLASSES ,rr Undef The ,Tattler ie BY ELECTRIC SHOP TRIES ANNOUNCING Freshman, Sophomores Meet 3 Torch Llght i' Renecting Antennae System Seeker Watches Stands, etc., Monday, Juniors, Seniors 3 Thursday Five hundred and seventy-nine students have been enrolled in the dancing class. The plan of ' teaching ballroom dancing seems to be a good one for there has been an increase of three hun- dred entrants over the number attending last year. Freshmen and sophomores were given lessons on Monday of this week, whilejuniors and sen- iors brushed up on their steps Thursday. Gertrude Swantek, Dorothy Shore, Eunice McConoughey, and Marian Mullen took charge of the classes this week. They were assisted by Chester Mikol- ajczyk, Lawrence Krulikowski, Phillip Olsen, and Edmund Rakoski. I Deadline Flashes Stanley Niewiodonski, '32, is in a rest home at Collingwood and Delaware with spinal trou- ble and working hard to keep up in his studies despite the fact that he can not graduate with his class. Stanley is a regular reader of the Woodward Tattler. Drop us a line sometime. . U i O ' Local Boy Makes Good--Louis Wexler, '26, attending Ohio State, was recently elected pre- sident of the law fraternity, Tau Epsilon Rho. Louis will graduate this year, with highest honors making 3.77 out of four. ' I l U Incidently, the Wexlers can claim some kind af record or other for having four brothers going to school at the same time. There are Abe and Joe, seinorsg Ralph, sophmore and Dave, fresh- mau. Weisbergs, take notice! LOST STRAYED or STOLEN- One overcoat, camel hair, at the Page Football banquet. Finder re- turn to Mr. R. Bevan. Reward, one baby camel. Al Skrocki and Ed Skrzynecki, graduates of last year's class, are both oflicers of the Newsboys Gunck J ay-Dee club. Al is presi- deut while Eddie covers the sec- retarial position. Oberlin Director Speaks To Junior, Senior Classes At a meeting ofthe juniors and seniors, Tuesday, December 8, Mr. F. C. Oakley, assistant di- rector of admissions at Oberlin, acquainted the students with the courses offered by the college. Questions asked by girls and boys interested in the scholar- ships offered and in entering the college were answered by Mr. Oakley. M.. mn Q. .mmm Qaseizsrrgslii Mr. Grodi Heigh-ho, everybody, this is an admirer of Rudy Vallee speak- ing, Mr. John Grodi. I enjoy imitating the famous singer as my classes well know. Once upon a time when I was a small boy fmy hair is slowly turning grayl Iwanted to be a big league ball player. After being a successful pitcher on our high school team, I discontinued my baseball career during my college life at Michigan and Toledo Universities. I am a fond adherent of the old-fashioned game of checkers. Perhaps I may also be a bit old- fashioned in disliking to see young girls using lipstick and coming to school in high heels. Playing bridge, reading, and en- joying the music of Rudy Vallee and Kate Smith ill up my spare time. I must prepare several tests now or I shall have no spare time. fMr. Grodi gradually receded from the glow of the Tattler Torch light and begins to bang away on his typewriter, which is a real antique.J .l.1.. POLA BAER CEd. Notes--Letters are coming in fast and furiously-gr-r-r, so don't be dissappointed if your letter isn't printed immediately. lt's coming up.J Dear Pola, How come Paul Dutcher isn't seen very often with his sister Helen? Curious. Dear Curio, My sister is heard and not seen, says Paul. Pola. Dear Miss Baer, Can you tell me why it is that Dorothy Corthell and Meyer Davis are always fighting? Inquistive. Dear Inky, Probably a prelim to the bigger things in life. Miss Baer. Dear Pola Baer, Is it true that Ruth Issacson is corresponding with Max Michalak through the mails? Senior. Dear Upper-classmang Well, Max kind'a claims it's a threat letter, but we think it's monkey-business. - Pola Baer. Used For Detroit Firm Communication Emil Owczarzak and Irving Pawlicki, under the direction of Mr. A. R. Bitter, electrical class instructor, and with the assist- ance of electrical students are working on a very complicated reflecting antennae system for radio broadcasting in one direc- tion only. This radio apparatus is being built especially for communica- tion with the Packard Motor Corp. in Detroit. Mr. Bitter met Mr. Vincent, Superintendent of the proving grounds of the auto- mobile manufacturing concern, at an electrical convention in Ann Arbor, Michigan. They con- ferred over the possibility of es- tablishing this communication system, deciding in the aflirma- tive. Neither system has yet been built, but work on them has been going steadily. Emil and Irving have been working on the appa- ratus for two months, with another five months estimated for completion of the project. The antennae are being built on the school chimney. There are very few of these sets in use, and the completion of the project will will give the builders of it an outstanding achievement. The research required will prove helpful to all associated with this project. Pericleans Will Entertain Children Of Club Members What's the Matter with Christmas, a one-act comedy, sponsored by the Periclean so- ciety, will be presented in the LaSalle Sz Kock auditorium, Wednesday, December 23, at 12:30. Entertainment is to be giv- en for the children of the Kiwanis club members. Leading role in the play Will be portrayed by Julia Lubit. Miss Edith Murphy is directing the production. Joint Meeting Is Held By Hi-Y And Peiuper Clubs Joint meeting of Hi-Y and Peiu- per clubs was held at the Y.M.C. A. last Tuesday evening. Purpose of the meeting was to bring closer relationship be- tween the clubs of Woodward High school. . Later in the year both clubs will hold a joint meeting at the J .E.L. building. Foreign Newspapers Are Collected By Instructor Collection of foreign newspap- ers has been continued from last year by Mr. Hugh Montgomery, printing instructor. The papers of iifteen languages, are bound in book form. Anyone interested, may see the book in Room 206. , . But Forgets The Game Hello folks, your favorite an- nouncer, the Tattler-Gossip seeker to bring you the North- southern-East-western game by remote control. All right, here we go. Well, well, 'lo everybody. Here we are in the new million dollar stadium at Wilson park for a Word by word description of that championship game. The stands are literally filled with celebrities. On the 50 yard line we see Ronald Ludwikowski and Julia Lubit. Look! iThey're going into a huddle.'Hey! 30 sec- ond time limit. .Whoops! The referee is penalizing them, they're on N orth-southern forty-five yard line now. Then to our left we see the famous. sports scribe, Bill Rosen- berg is out looking the teams over. He seems to be specially interested in the red dress and turban to match. The referee is walking across the field dressed in whi--oop, he slipped,--in black. Philip Moore is strolling from stand to stand in a black and white outfit. Wait, I'll ask him, to say a few words. Hey! Phil, how about afew words. Just step up to the mike. Peanuts, candy, chewing gum. O. K., thanks-- Sitting on the thirty yard line is Virginia Barnes, the interna- tional high school student. She's with-BANG! ' Well folks, the game is over and---Hey Mister! who won? Sophomore Class Meets In Years First Gathering The first Sophomore class meeting of the year was held con- ference hour yesterday in the auditorium. The program plan- ned' by the cabinet consisted of talent selected from members of the class. Ruth Ramlow gave a Christmas reading. Harvella Bently, ac- companied by Alvina Piesievvicz- at the piano, toe danced. Henry Nichpor presented aviolin solo. The Whole class joined in the singing of Christmas carols. Show Nets Profit Temple Towers the first mo- tion picture this year, sponsored by the Engineering Society, netted a profit of 510.00 Eddie Bialorucki was in charge of ar- rangements. Committee Chosen Catherine Smith, chairman of enterainment of the Booster club has chosen new members for for her committe. They are Edna Marks, Marie Omey and Mary Perry. - K ' as-.is-..iF,l!9-5-vigis--'sf-1' if , , . ir i 4 H OOD AR TATTLER H 0 Constantly, Consistently Constructivev T 6 Vol. IV - mu i Toledo, Ohio, December 25, -1931 No. 14 S U 4 ELECTRICIANS MAKE C WOODWARD CLUBS ACOUSTICS TESTS MERRY CHRISTMAS DISTRIBUTE GIFTS New Public Addl'eSS System 'rf' Many Groups To Spreadxmas Used At Auditorium A . X Ch W-th C1 th , Demonstration , f ' nf eer Fbod 0 es Tests of the acoustics in the -'ij' x I' 3 , I7 - Woodward clubs are planning audltonum are being made by ELIHIL Lllllbl to distribute Christmas baskets, advalrliced srtxrlrdents in tlre electri- toys and clothing among the cal S op' e recent P ays pw 95 95,9 SE 'riff destitute families of this dietriet. sented by the Spanish Club and German Club were relayed to Mr. Bitter's room by the public address system. Orchestra re- hearsals which are held in the auditorium are also broadcast to the electrical shop. Demonstration of the public address system was given to juniors and seniors in the aud- itorium last Friday. Mr. LaRue Spoke from his oflice as did various students stationed about the building. Irvin Pawlicki was on the roof and Emil Owcz- arzak spoke from the stadium. Several telephone conver- sations Were also communicated to the students. Fred Katz is in charge and is being assisted by Louis Henold, Clarence Fultz and Eugene Louy. Le Circle Francais Holds - French Christmas Party French Christmas party was held Wednesday, Dec. 16, in room 119. St. Nicholas was represented by Leonard Duszynski and Le Pere Fouettard by Bill Rosenberg. St. Nicholas dis- tributed refreshments and greeting cards to the club members and Pere Fouettard presented switches. French carols were Sung and games were played by all members. Sketches and talks were given by Miss Curtis, Alma Johnson, LaDonna Meyers, Louise Korecki, Kathryn Jackman, James She- mas, Philip Weiss and Phillip Abrams. New Journalistic Course Offered To Sophomores Eighth hour class of news- writing to commence next se' mester is ,being organized by Miss Marie Doering, Tattler ad- viser. Sophomores withA and B grades are eligible. This course will prepare the students for future Tattler staff positions. Enrollment will be limited to 24 in this class which will meet in the Tattler oflice, Room 122. Forty-Eight Films Shown To Commercial Students - Forty-eight films have been shown so far this year by the Visual Education society in the Commerce and Industry classes. Students of these classes are also handing in notebooks on subjects studied in class. . f N if ff ii - B , Blessed infant! King to be! ' Hope of Christianity! List the shepherds' Simple lay As they Sing in praise of thee. Little Christ child. Holy Savior! Lord of lords! Herald angels' ling'ring chords VVi't-li the tidings fill the air And tell of thee to heedless hordes. Little Christ child. Reverent earth this Christmas morn Rejoices in thee, Sacred born, Sent to earth to teach Godis will . That pious hope be not forlorn. Little Christ child. Shelley Crayon, l3:2 . HAPPY NEW YEAR LITERARY SOCIETY PRESENTS COMEDY One Act Christmas Comedy Portrayed At Lasalle And Koch The Trouble with Christmas PreSents, a modern one-act come- dy, was presented by members of the Periclean Literary Society Wednesday in the auditorium at Lasalle and Koch. Kiwanis club, an organization for business men in the city, and their children were enter- tained. Luncheon was served to members of the cast preceding the play. Leading roles were portrayed by Julia Lubit and Paul Board- man. Others in the cast were Catherine Smith, Dorothy Born, Ann Essak, Mildred Troup, Bryan McKnight, Jack Mall, Phi- lip Moore, and John Kalinowski. Miss Edith Murphy directed the production. Friendship Club Committee Dorothy Smolinski is chair- man of the committee selected by the Friendship club to choose jackets or sweaters. Other mem- bers ofthe committee are Irene Stackowicz, Alma Donarski, and Marjorie Devlin. DeVILBISS TO HOLD PRESS CLUB MEET Grove. Patterson To Be Main Speakerg Headlines Feature Headlines will be discussed at the general assembly meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association for January sixth at DeVilbiss. Grove Patterson is be- ing secured as the main speaker for the meeting. Cabinet members have decided .that anyone from the staif who is intrested in the discussion may attend the regular meeting. After the speaker's talk the entire group will divide into Seven or eight smaller ones to thoroughly discuss different subjects. Each school is to supply a leader for one of the groups. Subjects for Devilbiss meeting are sports, headlines, editorials, make-up, features, column circu- lation, business end, and Sport page make-up. Nickels! Nickels! Boys hold on to your nickels. The Kappa Phi Tau sorority, com- posed of Woodward girls, are selling raffle tickets. Beware be- fore you go past room 216, or else you'll be out a nickel. These baskets will contain pro- visions not only for Christmas, but for several weeks. Engineering society will dis- tribute one dozen of Spring Child's Teeters to St. Vincent Hospital, Flo w e r Hospital, Robinwood Hospital, Women's and Children's Home, St. An- thony's and Luthern Orphanage. Clubs that are filling baskets and committees in charge are: French, Ruth Kimmelman, Enid Howenstein, and Pauline Grammerg Salesmanship, Erwin Ohller, Ruth Dorf, Bertha. Rapp- aport, and Benny Wexlerg Library, Alice Ruplyg Peiuper, Harold Harrisg International, Frieda Hullenkramer, Brian Mc- Knight, Mildred Williams and Alberta Teall, Fasces, Frederick Glick, Morris Schindler and Dorothy Redborng Friendship, Harriet Maierg Hi-Y, Vincent Strohm, Richard Eckert, and Brian McKnight, German, Meyer Schall, Reynolds Wade, and Robert Bader, Spanish, Joe Stein, Paul Gorny, Fannie Kohn and Dorothy Getzg Boosters club, Rosemary Wietrzykowski and Miles Boothg Tattler, Alberta Teall and Ruth Dorf. Printing classes with Mr. H. Montgomery in charge are aid- ing one family. Glee Club Juniors Sing At . Parent-Teacher Meeting Juniors from Woodward Glee Club participating in the Parent- Teacher'S meeting Wednesday evening were Ruth Albright, Arla Grodi, Kathryn McDonald, Lois Hotz, Rosemary Wietrzykowski, Evelyn Hamilton, Robert Bader, Robert Eiseman, Grover Green, Miles Booth, Norman Bogart, and Fred Slawski. Leona Jacobs accompanied the singers who presented Christmas carols. A short play entitled The Village School was also pre- sented by a cast composed of Frank Blackburn, James Nassar, Carl Joseph, and Ann Essak. Plan Woodward-Scott Dance Woodward German club is planning a Woodward-Scott eve- ning dance previous tothe bas- ketball clash between these two schools on February 26. Members of the club cabinet are making arrangements for the event. S ' , Proper training for such de- l THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. . .,PAi nl .. Newspauer E-2:::'M:f::'fjlIEZE Qzgous TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .,........ Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ,... .............. Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... .. .................. Ruth Dorf Display ............... ................ Al berta Teall Cartoonist ......... ............... Al vin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - Julia Lubit lryplsts ................ 5 Bluulenaeld Staif Writers Morris Weber Leo Zgchowicz Esther Jakscy Leon otkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz Clara Wichowski John Steinmitz Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty 2 Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors Mr. Hugh Montgomery I i 1 ml e615 umm Man works to supply needs of life. The time will come when organizations will be so con- trolled that he will work only one hour and fifteen minutes each day. Hence he must develop his genius to occupy leisure time. This statement was taken from Mr. Dudley Crafts Watson's message to high school writers at the N. S. P. A. convention in Chicago. t i . velopment comes at school. Do you spend your free periods in a worth while manner? Do you make your conference hours count? Do you use your odd hours to the best of your ability? How do you spend your study periods? Think it over. , ll ll S We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-The freshman lad who was made to sweep the whole cafeteria as a punishment for throwing paper on the iioor and did so--smiliiigt . And to the Hall of Oblivion- Those students who take up class time to pick arguments with teachers. ' . . , The little boy who believes in Santa Claus will grow up think- ing we'll have light wines and beer inthe nerd ten years. More than one person' recom- mended Pola Baer for the Hall of Oblivion. , A . .nr .1 ...,.r.,,.-ur...-A,r....nA,,s......n:,-...f. .- 1... THE CAPITOLI T CSpecial To Tattler From Washington, D. CJ ASHINCTON, D. C. , boasts one of the most magnificent library buildings in the world. This is the library of Congress builtin -the style ofthe Italian Renaissance:-It -was-originally founded by order of Congress in 1800. With the exception of the Bibliotheque Nationale CParisJ the Congressional Library contains the largest collection of folio volumes and manuscripts in the world, according to computations made in 1929. It occupies ISM acres of ground, and was erected at a cost exceeding 86,000,000 exclusive of land. The book stacks along the walls represent 130 miles of shelving. - When we look upon the external portion of this building, 'we are not forced to gasp at all, thestoneis too grey with dirt. But as we gaze more closely, we come to realize that we are looking upon one of the most magnificent structures in the world. One hundred ninety-five feet from the ground, the gold leafed Dome terminates in an architectural figure that is the ever burning torch of Science. Beneath the windows of the corner pavilions and the west facade are carved heads, symbolic of the races of men. - We are awed by the famous names we ind about us on the wall panels and roof, we are pleasingly fascinated by the little mythological patterns we see on the iioor. In this tense state we stumble into the reference room, with its ample files, its circular rows of study desks, and its great silence. Here walk the senators, representatives, and diplomats who guide the entire administration of the nation--wisely or unwisely. The ponderous Dome with its gilded apertures, the different shades of marble from home and from the quarries of Siena, the great columns bearing their car- touches strike us as a breath from heaven. We go out, humbled, and like the far oii' murmur of a shell, those perfect lines of Tennyson amaze us: A glorious company, the iiower of men To serve as model for the mighty world, ' And be the fair beginning of a time. CLUBS SPREAD CHEER HRISTMAS finds us this yearrin. a .most ,perplezsinafinancial situation since the formation of some thirteen colonies into one unified government some 150 years ago. Many people are in desperate need of commodities to make this living-jvc call-life, bearable. ' i We, who are are able to relieve the distressing conditions now facing the many unfortuuate victims of circumstances, should do so. To participate in spreading some genuine Christmas cheer is a worth while effort. Many Woodward clubs have donated baskets of food and clothing to the less fortunate. Those, who contributed, are real Santas, and should have a more happy Christmas, know- ing that they brought cheer to others. Hither And Yon Ambling along today and we are much convinced that Wood- ward has turned into a beauty parlor as Rose Bosco trys to put a wave into Frank Ferrian's hair -Very becoming Frank. Evelyn Whitmore must feel pretty big because of late she has been call- ing Dennis Stuart baby . There is Leona Jacobs with the lollypop she received at the Kid Party. Wait a minute-what's going on here? Ford Davis teaching Meyer Novik new steps he learned at dancing class. Notice the change that has come over Herbert Sodd recently-Sure!! S a n t a Claus. Speaking of Santa--For Christ- mas the Tattler wants some one who can write a Good column like this! Well must be going to look and see if pater has all my presents yet. Merry Xmas. Mr. Dunsmore said that China might call on Dr. Fu Manchu to take good care of Japan. Who's Who Back to dark blonds again. Here's one five feet two, with eyes of blue. She's a popular junior and seen frequently with an officer of that class. An important officer of the Friendship club, her extra curric- ular activities claim most of her time and she is very prominent V in the activities ofthe girls' gym. Swimming and golnng are the favorite sports of this girl. Bright hues of red, orange, and green are her favorite colors. Attending most of the school affairs and always in school, it shou1dn't be very hard to spot- this junior girl. Shelley Crayon was last week's guest. ' Ed Harris wears a 1950 gym suit. A vest for a gym shirt, whites sailor pants for gym trunks, and patent leather shoes for shoes. IFLASHPIS mom FRIENDS' The following letter was re- ceived by station W.S.P.D., and forwarded to the Woodward Tat- tler office:-Gentlemen: I wish to congratulate the Woodward players on their presentation, The Old Apple Tree. I particu- larly liked the player who took the part of the mother. Have more plays by these same play- ers.-O. R. Bellinger, 331 Defiance Ave., Findlay, Orhic: American newspapers were praised for their fairness in pre- senting business depression news by Dr. Allen Sinclair Will, di- rector of the department of Journalism of Rutgers Universi- ty. The manner in which news- papers of the United States have fulfilled their special responsibil- ities during the present economic emergency, Dr. Will said, is worthy of more attention than has been given. --Lindbloom Weekly, Lindbloom High, Chicago, Ill. ' Sophisticated Sammy Says: The way some students act, you would think it is spirits instead of spirit!--The Lariat, West Hi, Akron, Ohio. --.--.1i,. U Bac, :- I Did you know that: Times are so bad that three of Santa's reindeer died of starva- tion? Many Santa Clauses of the past are unemployed this year? Mr. Claus has lost so much weight that his going down the chimney is no longer a hard- ship? Coach Bevan was catcher on the Toledo baseball team in 1926? Since he left, the Mud Hens have never looked the same. Phillip Olsen is a capable dancing instructor for lsadore Reichlin? Joe Friedman was seen after th e Varsity Football banquet with two turkey sandwiches in his pocket? Seniors! Attention!! Glossy prints of your pictures may be purchased for the sum of ten cents after they have been used for the Saga. Please cooperate and help your year-book to be a success by saving your pennies and buying your picture. .- . Mr. Crouse gets the credit of making Max Michalak dance for the first time. Max did a little toe dancing, but that was expected. .k.1.1 Truly may we call Greta Garbo an Emotion picture actress. l l 1 1 aiu., .asv IH.: ,,,?.7:i 5 v-ss:.sg,s.l,:5-ya-glR'!!f1-gf. . Q r fe. .lf T y THE WOODWARD TATTLER . 5 5 ' U Qglwgl 55' !xX!m,4 POLAR BEAR FIVE LONE VET BAQCKFOR WOODWARD ENTERS WALLOPS HOLLAND THIRD YEAIHSERVICE I BE R FACTS IN BOXING TOURNEY lSmith Makes 22 points To 3 5. - BM ROSEHBERSW. ,.AE , f Eighteen sign Up With Coach Lead Basketeersg Team Goes Good Led by Randolph Smith, clever Bear guard, Woodward basket- ball five inaugurated its 1931-32 season with an easy 50-11 victory over a small but aggressive quintet from Holland, Ohio. The Bears had little chance to display their greatest strength against the Holland cagers, but the size ,of the score indicates that Woodward will be a big fac- tor in the city race. The Bevan coached team never let up in running up its score and finished even stronger than it had started. Smith Starts Scoring Smith, who accounted for 22 of the team's total points, started things off with three successive field goals and by the time the quarter ended, Woodward held a 14-0 lead, with the entire Bear five sharing in the scoring. Big Bill Reeves did most of the scoring in the second period sinking three field goals and one foul shot after Smith had chalked up his fifth basket. Score at the half was 23-2. Vesey countering the lone Holland goal. Bears Finish Strong Smith did a lof the Woodward point-making in the third canto with three baskets for six points while the visitors were being held to two goals. In the final period, both the first and second string squad assisted in running up twenty points to bring the .final score to 50-11. Lineup and Summary: - Woodward q G F T Smith, G 10 2 22 Taylor,F 2 2 6 Wei'm'n,G 1 0 2 Holas, F 1 1 3 Reeves, C 4 1 9 Swan, C 1 0 2 Harre, C 0 0 0 Zeibar, G 1 0 2 Harvey, F 1 0 2 Zim'rm'n F 1 0 2 Kr'an'ski,G0 0 0 22 6 50 Referee: Monetta Holland G F T G. Hitman 1 0 2 P. H'tman 1 0 2 Vesey, G 1 0 2 Albon, G 2 1 5 Swaney, G 0 0 0 5 1 11 Umpire: Pittenger Sophs Win In Inter-Class Volley-ball Competition Inter-class volley-ball elimina- tion tournament resulted in vic- tory for the sophomores. The seniors defeated the freshmen 11-2, 11-3 in the first game, and the sophomores defeated the juniors 11-5, 11-7. In the playoff the sophomores defeated the seniors 11-9, 5-11, 11-8. In the playoff for the third and fourth places between juniors and freshmen, the juniors woni by a score of 11-4, 11-2. To Play Shuffle-Board Girls' gym classes will play shufiie-board after Christmas va- cation. The equipment consisting of nine sticks and fifty-three discs, were made in the woodshop classes under the supervision of S.B.Crouse. , Louis Ziebar As bread and butter are always together, so is Louis Ziebar and basketball. Van , as he is known by his old friends at old Park- land School, began his career there. In the two years he played, one as captain, his team won the district championship. He is Coach Bevan's lone veteran back this year, with one year of reserve and two years of varsity experience. At guard position last season records show him a tough man to score upon. Girl's Standings Girls' volley-ball standings include Thursday's after school games. Shooting Stars and the Lightning are tie for first place. Freshman 1 are leading in the OO League. O League Won Lost Pct. 1. Lightning 5 1 .830 2. Shooting Stars 5 1 .830 3. Friendship 4 1 .800 4. Latin Club 4 1 .800 5. Blue Sox 2 3 .666 6. Pericleans - 2 2 .500 7. Inter-Circle 2 5 .284 8. Brownies 1 4 .200 OO League Won Lost Pct. 1. Freshman 1 6 0 1.000 2. Senior Girls 5 1 .830 3. Wild-Fire 3 1 .750 4. Soph. Girls 4 2 .664 5. Freshman 2 3 3 .500 6. Juniors 2 4 .332 7. Commerce 1 4 .200 8. French Club 1 4 .200 Bears Five T. U. Guests Coach Bevan and his varsity basketball team were guests of Dave Connolly, athletic director of Toledo University, last Friday to witness the game between Kenyon college and Toledo uni- versity. This was an Ohio con- ference game. Central High, in Kalamazoo, Mich., has formed a French club. This is the first club of the kind to be formed at Central. Con- gratulations and Good Luck! Twenty-seven varsity football men have signed a testimonial indorsing the coaching policies of Coach Bevan and presented it to him through Mr. Van Tas- sel at the football banquet Monday. i ll xl , SISSIETY PAGE Among those taking a second helping of everything at the ban- quet were Messers. Bill Reeves, George Barrow, George Stein, and Gil Harre. Among those wanting a third helping if they could get 'it were Messer. Bill Reeves. O i X Frank Kataiiasz, star end on the Bear eleven, has been oper- ated upon for the removal ofa bone in his muscle. Frank injured his arm early in the year but re- fused to have it treated until the end of the season. His team- mates sent him a bouquet of fiowers to his room in Flower Hospital. Bill Reeves and Milt Zimmer- man are the long and short ofthe Polar Bear quintet. Reeves at center reaches 6 feet, 4 inches, while Zimmerman has some- thing to look up with his 5 feet, 3. A dumb basketball player is like a dumb student. Neither of them can pass. K 8 Lou Ziebar was appointed temporary captain ofthe basket- ball squad for the game with Holland. Hanham Coached Cagers Topple Holland Seconds Woodward reserve basket-ball squad opened its court season defeating the Holland reserves by a 28-12 score in the prelimi- nary to the varsity battle. Bear Cubs were slow in getting started and the score at the half was 8-4 with Isenstein, Michalak, and DeShetler doing the scoring for Woodward. In the third quar- ter, while holding the Holland five scoreless .throughou t, Hanham's tearni showed more offensive power and led by Friedman with three field goals, brought the score up to 19-4. Both squads played on about even terms in the first period. Isenstein went well for Wood- ward on the defense. Smith, who only played a short while in the second half led both teams in scoring with seven points, fol- lowed by Friedman w i t h one less. Larry Bevan, who died over a ear ago, was born .on the 13th, he was buried on the 13th, he and Rollie were separated for 13 years, and it was Rol Bevan's 13th year as coach. O Bevan For Y.M.C.A. JMeet Woodward e n t e r s another phase of high school athletics by deciding to enter a squad in the first annual Toledo boxing tour- nament to be held at the Y.M.C.A. February 13 and 20. Eighteen pugilistic candidates have signed up with Rol Bevan, who will coach the squad. Most of these are football men who are in the prime of condition, a factor that will go a long way in deciding the winners. Libbey and Scott have yet to decide in favor of the plan. All other city schools except St. J ohn's, who was not represented at the meet, have approved and will enter teams. All weight divisions will be represented. Each school will conduct a boxing tournament of its own to determine the boys who will make up the team. The members of this team will meet the entries of the other schools for the Cham- pionship of their respective class- es at the city tourney. Machine Shop wins second Tourney By Beating Knights Machine shop took their second championship in as many tournaments by defeating the Polish Knights in a playoff, to decide the crown of the inter- club volley ball league. . This is the second time these two teams have met as champ- ions of their representative league and each time the last year champs emerged victorious. The scores were 11-9, 11-3. Polish Knights won their rights to meet in the playoff by defeating the Pica club in the finals of the American league. Machine shop won over the Senior Hi-Y to win the National league crown. Tumbling Squads To Show Their Own Work To Faculty Each m e m b er of the boys' tumbling squad composed of Leighigh Worden, Jim Sfaelos, George Fraser. Edward Zylka, Chester Wierszewski, Eugene Duszynski, and Frank Siadak will have a chance to test his coaching ability. Each of the boys will work with a team of five or six boys. During the second semester each team will perform before Mr. C. LaRue, Art Smith, and other faculty members, who will serve as judges. A banquet paid for by the los- ing squads Will be given to the victorious team. Oh yeah, George Fraser com- peted in the race too and lost by a nose. Now, thinks I if his ,name were Cohen--? THE WOODWARD TATIILER ence by the International club, Monday December 21, in Room 116. Every member of the organiz- ation took part, each one repre- sented a different country and placed an important contribution of that country by a Christmas tree. The articles later were given to a Woodward family. Miss A. Curtis, adviser, and William Hullenkremer, presi- dent, with the aid of the program committee consisting of Frieda I-lullenkremer, chairman, Mil- dred Williams, Brian McKnight, and Alberta Teall made arrange- ments. , Social Science Club Chosen h As Historians' N am e Social Science club is the name of the newly organized history club. Election of officers and adop- tion of constitution will take place at the next meeting Janu- ary 5. Miss Mable Rutan and Miss Edna McLaughlin are advisers. Glee Club Sets Date For Up In The Air Operetta Woodward Glee Club has set the date, February fifth, for the Operetta, Up in the Air. Paul Boardman, senior, will portray the leading role of a young for- bidden suitor who successfully wins the hand of Lois Hotz, the leading lady. Seventy-Four Enroll In Girls' Clogging Classes Twenty girls have enrolled in the advanced clogging class and fifty-four in the beginners group. Classes are held conference hours Tuesday and Wednesday in the girls' gym. All girls interested are invited to join. Boosters Buy Pins Ninety-two orders have been placed for Booster pins. Other Boosters who were not able to sign up may do so before next meeting. Committee in charge is Robert Eiseman, Lillian Shoen, Rose- mary Wietrzykowski and Miles Booth. ..-..-. .1.1- Two Seniors Hear Talk on Ghandi By Indian Speaker Ruth Blum and Anna Marie Evans attended last week's Open Forum lecture on Ghandi, The Man and His Message, by Har- das T. Muzumdar of India. This lecture was given Saturday, De- cember 19, at 8:30 P. M. in the J. E. L. Auditorium. 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Mr. VanTassel is listed as one ofthe candidates from the North- western Ohio group. The dele- gates elected will represent their respective groups at the National Education Association conven- tion to be held next summer at Atlantic City. l Various group discussions will be held at the Ohio convention and Mr. VanTassel who teaches Commerce and Industry and is advisor of the Woodward Visual Education society will attend the Yisual Instruction group discus- sion. . POLA BAER CEd. NoteJ-- Christmas time, a time of giving, So Tat Gossiper reveals. Dig down deep into your pockets And buy yourself some Christ- mas seals. Pola Baer in voice of music In that tone which all may hear Wishes you a Merry Christmas And a marvelous New Year. Dear Pola, Why does Harry Childers al- ways look at Thelma Kehrer every time he is asked a ques- tion, and why does Dorothy Hall look on so enviously? A Curious Freshman. Dear Freshieg As long as Childers Kehrers for Dorothy, everything will be Hall right. Miss Baer. Dear Pola, Can you tell me why it is that .Glenn Mills likes to untie girls' shoe-laces? Ulysses. Dear Useless, The poor boy gets homesick for his grandad's farms and likes to be near the calves and corns. Pola. Deer Pola Baer, Will Sandy Claws fergit me this yer? Please tell him I bin a good boy. Tell him I want a girl like Arla Grodi, Woodfil's girl. CThe lucky stiffj Greatfully, Joe Szelagowski. Dear Joe, Santy will take care luv yer Qaw you got me doing it too.J Pola. You slick-hair boys who don't wear hats better watch out. You will have icicles that will look like curls hanging down your neck. Tattler Gossip-Seeker. Our mutual friend, the old seeker, is all dressed up in a spiffy red suit, tasseled cap, flowing beard, etc. Look! it's Santa Claus! Now, if you wake up the fac- ulty members, we'll distribute the gifts. No, no, Miss Sawtelle, Wait your turn. First off the tree, we find a gift for Leonard Churski. It looks like a necktie. Nope, CPlease, Miss Sawtellei its a cafe- teria- a season pass to the cafeteria. Mr. Lowry, here's your gift--a carton of headache powders. Look, Crousey, a dye to make white slips blue, and all yours too. And to Harold Hart, a dye for making blue slips white. Now, Miss Sawtelle, must you get so excited? Look, Mr. Phippsg. A student for youg A good old-fashioned Latin student.--A dyed-in-wool one. Pola Baer er--a-um a special gift to you from one of your ad- mirers--It's a bullet proof vest. Well, Well, Stella, at 1ast-- here is your gift. It's an automatic bouncer. Now, with aMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year, I'll bid you all goodbye. Capplausel Brrr-rrr-rrr-up fOops, maybe l'm wrongj Santa steps out into the cold, crisp atmosphere, enters his radio equipped Whippet, and tells the two uniformed chauffers to drive on into the night. Deadline Flashes Oliver Dixie Davis, former teacher and assistant football coach at Woodward, was married Thanksgiving Day to Miss Helen Farritar of Westfield, Mass. Miss Farritar is a teacher in a Spring- field, Mass. , high school and Dixie is now an assistant coach at New Rochelle, N.Y. , high school. Following that common code of giving speedy information of every day activities to its students, Woodward is the only public high school in the city to have a daily bulletin, to say noth- ing of the weekly paper. Ivan Smith, former Woodward grid star and senior class presi- dent '28, is swimming with the championship Michigan t e a m which met the Toledo Y swim- mers here, giving Ivan a glimpse of the home town. Quite a fish, this Smith boy. . Constantly, Consistently Constructive J ' Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, January 8, 1932 No, 15 ORCHESTRA CONCERT P-T ASSOCIATION SOCIALISTIC LEADER SPEAKS To . WILL BE PRESENTED Piano, Violin, Clarinet Solos On Program Planned By Conductor Woodward orchestra will pre- sent their 'drst concert of the year in the auditorium Tuesday evening, January 12. ' An attractively arranged pro- gram is being planned by Miss 'Bessie Werum, conductor, which will include the overture Lusts- piel by Keler-Bela, Waltz by Tschaikowsky, Suite from the South by Nicode, Serenade by Leoncavallo, Spanish Serenade by Victor Herbert, and selections from Sweethearts by the same composer. Solos will be given by Bertha Bustow, pianistg Phillip Abrams, violinist, and Norman Laabs, clarinetist. g For the first time no admission will be charged for the perform- ance. The public is invited. Faculty Adopts New Exam Plans For A And B Students Decision to eliminate exami- nation for A and B students was reached Tuesday night through a referendum among the faculty. The rule will take effect this semester, but further plans will not be announced till after a tea- cher's meeting. This new planswas suggested by C. M. Meek, superintendent of schools, and will be brought up for vote in other public high schools. Boys' Literary Society To Hold Initiation Of Pledges Informal initiation of the pledges to the Quill and Dagger Literary society will be held at the Y.M.C.A., Monday, January 10, at 7g30 P.M. Arnold Boos, Miles Booth, Bob Ridenour, Willard Cleveland, Ronald Ludwikoski, Frank Gable, Grover Green, Francis Harnett, Noel Keifer, Carl Kraft, Hermond Lacy, Erwin Oehlers, Bob Pfeiferle, Dan Urbanski, Homer Jenkins, Joe Stone, Dale Graham, and Carl Marscheider received bids to join the organ- ization. Scott Girls' Club Host To Woodward G. A. L. Leaders Scott Girls Athletic League has invited Woodward Athletic League officers and instructors to an informal business meeting and splash party after school at Scott, Wednesday, on January the thirteenth. ' Invited guest from Woodward. are Miss S. Cornwell, Miss K, McClure, Gertrude Swantek, Elsie Frautschi, Fannie Miller, Eunice Mc Conoughey, and Frieda Hullenkramer. - ' ii-5 SPONSORS SUPPER Proceeds To Be Used To Help Needyg Prizes To Be Awarded Combined Pancake Supper and card party will be given January 14 in the Woodward 'cafeteria and girls' gym, by the Woodward P. T. A., from 6:30 to 8:00. This is the first supper and card party of this nature to be given in Woodward. Door and table prizes will be given. Pro- ceeds are to be used for welfare work in Woodward. 'Iyventy-five cents is being charged for ad- mission. Mrs. A. Shuster is chairman of the refreshment committee. Miss M. Ward and Mr. A. B. Crouse have charge of the card party. Members of the executive board are assisting those in charge. History Classes To Exhibit Materials In Display Case Materials used in Miss M. Rutan's History classes will be on exhibit in the Tattler-Display case next week. A Journal of Roman times will be main feature. The rest of the display will consist of maps, charts, time lines, cartons, soap carvings, notebooks, biograph- ies, a contest essay, and a plac- que of Napoleon. Miss A. Wetterman and Span- ish club contributed the articles used in the display case last week. -The pictures and note- books were made by her Span- ish students. Seniors Present Picture Arizona Kid a movie star- ring Warner Baxter, was pre- sented third and fourth hours to- day by the Senior class. Paul Boardman and Brian McKnight comprised the committee in charge of arrangements. What! No Towels Over 15,600 paper towels have been used weekly in Woodward. This school uses more paper tow- els than all the high schools put together. Due to this enormous consumption paper boxes togeth- er with towels have been elimi- nated from the building. New Studies Offered Six new classes will be offered next semester. Commercial law and business management are offered to the commercial pupils, while geometry III, algebra I and III, and trigonometry, are offer- ed to students interested in the sciences. . JUNIORS, SENIORS IN AUDITORIUM Upper Classmen Hear Norman Thomas' Address On Socialistic Ideas, Speaker Is A Interviewed s 1 Youth has enough time ahead of it to change the ways of this crazy world. We older people are too set in our ways. You are the ones who can balance these United States! declared Nor- man Thomas, leader of the Socialist party, in an address to juniors and seniors here last Tuesday. Mr. Thomas is one of the foremost W Pithinkers in America today, and POLITICAL LEADER VISITS WOODWARD Norman Thomas ' Norman Thomas, Socialist leader who addressed the junior and senior classes Tuesday, is known throughout the political 'world as agreat writer, thinker and politician. He was a candi- date presidency during the last election and has a large follow- ing in Toledo. Mr. Thomas attended Wood- ward with his wife and Mrs. M. Flaum. CONGRATULATIONS! Mr. Joy Mohrhardt, instructor in the industrial arts department, was married December 30. His bride is the former Miss Madalyn Mery, physical education instruc- tor at Libbey high school. Clubs Distribute Baskets Auto Mechanics, A vi a t i o n Club, Cabinet Making Class, and Girls Athletic League were among the organizations which distributed 1 Christmas baskets. This information was too late for the Chritmas edition of the Tat- tler. - I A was a candidate for the presiden- cy of the United States in the last election. . He deplored the fact that there are so many privately owned re- sources which are going to waste while many individuals are suf- fering because of lack of these. Your school compares very favorably with others throughout the country, said Mr. Thomas in an interview with the school press. Your shop equipment is far superior to that of the greater majority of city schools. He is very much in favor of athletics and organizations as long as they are not over-empha- sized. But your Saga system makes me believe that there is no over- emphasis here. Your annual makes a better memory book than any other I've ever seen. I am just old-fashioned enough to believe that every student should take final exams. What one can put down in black and white should not be ignored. 'iBy the way, you may tell your readers that I enjoyed speaking here very much, and appreciate their attention to my efforts. Mr. Thomas was brought .to . if , ,... . .Q - ,ag ' -me 141 1? . .pf - ' 1 .cw ,ix I. 'vw .-'1i'W5 , .'ff, Uf: 4 ite-.4 , ,,,,i,,' .V 'JM' ',, 1'fj,.f.f. v f, -If-: -. f' .f 3,g.1 ' It-Q 1.31 ' ,fzeifzl 'ftfiz , ,Cla . L, 13,15 Rf an 1' ,gp ' 1f,5'if J Q . , Lal., V ' me I ' 5 L iff: J. :VW-f V 1.251 . ,-'ftfi-5 - , . f... , KRD. -1' ',5.'t.Ii,. ,,,. +5222 ,. ,I-9. W ,, 5 , ,, f ' gi 'K 5 if .f ,V .mt ' Q it ' J , ' 'jf' A ,i ' ,V I 1 V If ' , ffffs -fr V -, is ' 573133. I ff' qf 'Is U - . f, 7f'7' ,J 'V K1 fl . 1 .. -mga. ,- cf-,. , :xi lv swf-2, win, W' 1 W' M4 bu--' N-I - . I, if 7 Qs- ' 5, Qi -xx Tn. T fr' tri ax . ,,,., 5 J, K : ..,g. 4 ,rig Ns Q1 15 - is K- 4 its i . .X . . 1,42 .L Q.: .L in L .3 D. ' L-if - iss' ,G . .K .. . ig:- i .'w fi . oi .-Q. Woodward through the eHorts'. of Norma and Nellie Flaum, gaeiiibers of the International u . PRESS ASSOCIATION HEARS NEWS EDITOR Be briefl' and write accurate- ly were two outstanding bits of advice given by Dick Roberts, News Editor of the Blade, to journalism students who at- tended the inter-press associa- tion- meeting at DeVilbiss Wednesday. Mr. Roberts' remarks on make- up of the school papers were fol- lowed by round table discussions. The next cabinet and general assembly meetings will be held January 20 and February 3 re- spectively at Libbey high school. Woodward students who at- tended the meeting were Elsie Frautschi, Leona Jacobs, Doro- thy Shore, Seymore Rothman, William Rosenberg, Marion Jaworski, Marie Swaya, and Clara Wichowski. S K . v ,gs- 3 .c x f.,,l .1 7. rt, ...s X4-1 Q . as .-s ' -' -Sai .sa ...s . . .sf . ati . ,fl s 4 'fi'-s? . A 'TF six. , .Hx V -P- fi Qggiamufx fff3 ?.T.,s.5 e -W 1.-if gg.. fwfr-F, -.T 1. 5- -75-F -- 1- . r p THE WOODWARD TATTLER - f1--.,'s---,-ssu- I--we re. , . -, sw., , A -. .,,.n-.U ,x - . THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ff imiwit 1 mm' Newspaper lx 602, lm, ,xilg Mem ber X sifigsetxrfil TATTLER STAFF News Editor ,...................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager...Z .......... Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ..........., William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club, Editor .,....................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ........ ..................... R uth Dorf Display ................. .. ............. Alberta Teall Cartoonist ............................ .Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ,........ M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce t Q Julia Lubit 'Iypis S 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary VVietrzykowski Faculty Q Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery n Ll lm 25:5 unvn . With the coming of the New Year a new set of ideas should enter the minds of those students who, during the past semester, have not attained that scholastic iiiandard of which they are capa- e. Now is the opportune moment to make New Year resolutions. Each student should make and observe one resolution congruent with the words of the immortal Tennyson, To strive. to seek, to find and not to yield. - We Nominate to the Hall of Fame---All class supervisors, for a million and one reasons. Namely, for representing the student in faculty groups. 1 And to the Hall of Oblivion--- Those speed demons who run through the corridors at sixty miles an hour, take the corners on two wheels and at the same time take the arm of an innocent bystander, BUT are always late to class. R is 8 After seeing dry agents dump their caches overboard, we feel that the name should be changed to capered herring. Some seniors should have their pictures taken at Rand and McNally, map-niakers. Half the world doesn't know how the other .half lives---but then thereis Walter Winchell. 1 As long as love and -above rhyme, there will be crooners. 3-f, .a...Q.:. PRINCIPAL POINTS U f- The newspapers and magazines through their car- , toonists have already b , .pei making New Year Resolutions. In spite of the fact that I thousands of resolutions are made and broken the first f if w X I Q X week of the new year, li Q - significant thing. een busy showing the futility of the making of a resolution is a First, it shows that the individual making the reso- lution does not consider himself perfect. Second, it shows a willingness on the part of the maker to improve, and, Third, it shows that the person has actually taken steps to improve. That he has failed is another story. We know that thousands of resolutions are broken but we are equally sure that many more thousands are kept. The world would be hopelessly lost to all civilization, all culture, all progress,if the really splendid people of all races and creeds did not make resolu- tions and keep them. Making resolutions is not a silly custom, The silliness comes in when people break faith with themselves and then wait for a new year to start over. Who's who 1 Hither And Yon It was easy to find Phyllis Netz for whom we searched last week, but it won't be so easy to find an- other Junior girl. She's a light brunette, has blue eyes, and is an officer of the Jun- ior class. This girl goes in lightly for other clubs, devoting most of her time to the Junior class. Her talents are many and she had the feminine lead in the libra- ry play last year. Dancing is her hobby, which is quite apparent, as she attends all school affairs and many other dances. Blue is ber favorite color, but she wears black quite often. Thinking about prominent jun- ior girls will help you to recog- nize her. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight---D a y t o n S t e e le- Woodward fherel Wed. Jan 13--Periclean dance 2:30 to 4:30 Jan. 11th, 12th, and 13th Senior Intelligence Tests. Thurs. Jan. 14--P. T. A. Pan- cake Supper CEveningJ EXAM SCHEDULE Exams, this year, will be run the same as last, starting Tues- day, January 19, and ending Wed- nesday, January 20. The schedule follows: Tuesday First hour ........,... ........... 8 :30-10:00 Second hour .................... 10:15-11:45 Lunch ....................... ........ 1 1145- 1:05 Fourth hour .................... .1:05- 2:00 Wednesday Fifth and sixth hour .... 8:30-10:00 Seventh hour .................. 10:15-11:45 Lunch ............................ ...11:45- 1:05 Eight hour ......................... 1:05- 2:00 New semester will start Janu- ary 25, four days after exami- nations are Enished. ds. , A V Back to school all tired from New Years and in need of an- other vacation.--Poor Phillip Abrams, he even worries about the senior intelligence tests.--- Marian Mullens dresses like a stage actress--and sings like one, too.--Professional accent, what I mean.--Why not give Al Grub- inski, hall-singer, a theme song-- ulrving Berlin's Hallways will do. says Frank Goldyn.--Willie Hullenkramer suddenly turned socialistic,--but then, who would- n't after a private take with Mr. Thomas.--Are we jealous, boy!--- Can you imagine George l'Vhite's Scandals of 1940? featuring Clarence Fultz and his appeal- ing sax. Lois Holtz, sweet singer of sad songs, Marian Mullens, that fiery torch singer, Nellie Hill and her pining piano and a host of other talented entertain- ers in the greatest congregation since Barnum.---It really isn't so hard to imagine.-Speaking of stage, Mr. Alberstett will stage his comeback h sometime next week.--Thus comes to a close our weekly chatter about other peo- ple's business.--S'long. Town Hall Series Bring Captain Knight To Toledo First half of the Town Hall Series was brought to a close December 5th by Dr. Peng- Chung-Changis speech. Fred Glick and Dale Graham will attend the lecture reopening the series January 30. Romance of the Golden Eagle will be the topic upon which Captain C. W. Knight will speak. The Gold Coast city is well represented in Toledo high schools. Evelyn Knapp attends Woodward while Scott boasts a Robert Montgomery. sf as as , A well--known professor stated that the more girls know, the sloppier they dress. Note Wood- ward's spiffy dressers. IFLASHES FROM FRIENDSI To study the different types of year books, to determine the cost of the selected, and to find ways and means of raising rev- enue -to defray expenses were the main topics discussed at a com- mittee meeting.-Dunbar Hi, Washington, D.C. if Q F i'Where is Willie ? If the ice is as thick as he thinks it is, he's skating. If it is as thin as I think it is, -he's swim- ming.---York Hi Weekly, William Penn Hi, York, Pa. K A flying model of an autogiro which has undergone its test fiight successfully has been completed by Louis I. Phillips, imlienior.---Roosevelt Hi, Chicago, Seats have been assigned to each student, in the auditorium at Stockton High. These seats will be permanent, and attend- ance will be taken at each assem- bly.-- Stockton Hi, Stockton, Cal. I if 1 The editors may dig and toil Till their finger tips are sore But some fool fish is sure to say I've heard this joke before. --Wa-Hi Journal, Walla Walla, Washington. S IF li :Use your head, look aheadg and you will be ahead.--The Sand- storrn, Amarillo Hi, Amarillo, Texsa- '. U B i s Ol-r i O R N E Have you heard that: Brian McKnight has escaped the wrath of the grand jury and has not yet been indicted? Edwin Graczyk says that the proposed ruling 'that A and B students be eliminated from taking examinations won't offer much interference to him. Many Woodwardites have been making and breaking the same New Year's resolutions for a number of years? Some made this year deal with the discontin- uation of necking, drinking, smok- ing, and egotism. Among those that drew responses of laughter are Julia Lubit's resolution to be a good girl, and the news that Ruth Dorf has decided to neck. Tsk, stsk, this generation! or de- generation? The frequent appearances of Miss M. J. Doering at the danc- ing class is because she has taken up horse back riding? Lucky horse! ' Mary Walsh, Dorothy Baum- gardner, and Frances Buchanan are among the Woodward stu- dents playing on the J .E.L. girls' basketball team. Reflection is educational, but the way Morton Milstein goes for mirrors. 1 1 1 -fr-s. '5'f'j1'-Q42 1 y -Pr W X, . . . THE WOODWARD TATTLER K .-91-L-.-152,51--F'TsT' iw v.'-'-'?'r.!'5s'J,,grip K+ - . A -. wk ,. .fin x-,. .gp-. . . . . . ., I .s - s 1, ,. . .1 INTRA-MURAL TEAMS START CAGE SEASON Sixteen Teams Are Entered This Year, Hot Race Anticipated Second major intra-mural tournament began Wednesday with eight clubs taking the court for four basketball games in -the boys' gym. The race this year promises to turn out as one of the best in Woodward intra-murals. All six. teen clubs who form the Amerii can and National leagues have signified their intentions of en- tering a team. The same system as used in pass-and-tap will be used again with the winners of each league meeting in a post- season playoff for the school crown. The greatest fight for the crown is expected in the National league with such quintets as the Machine Shop. Planers, and Senior I-li-Y. The M-S's, coached by Mr. Thomae, have Pacer, Szelagowski, Kuszel, Goldyn, Cieslikowski, Katafiasz, and Miller, from last year's champion- ship team, and with Szczygiel and Szczepanik and others hope to repeat. ,Planers, under lVlr. Crouse, boast on their roster such players as Max and Frank Michalak, Rakosik, Koloanski, Zarembski, and Kudlinski. Other clubs in each league have lined up squads with their best mat- erial available, including some Well-known independent stars. Physical Ed Departments Are Highly Commendated Mr. D. Oberteuffer, adviser of health and physical education at the Department of Education in Columbus, recently sent a letter of high commendation to Wood- ward. Our school is graded among the outstanding schools in Ohio which offer the best pro- gram of physical instruction. Visits t'o' the' school made by Mr. Oberteuier, and letters sent by Miss S.- Cornwell and Miss C. McClure, describing physical education work at Woodward, have made possible the decision rendered by the judges. Lucky Guesser To Receive Ticket To Waite Cage Game Tonight Woodward m e e t s Steele High, the school from Dayton that beat Woodward last year by the score of 24 to 12. A ticket to the Waite-Woodward game will be the award to the lucky guesser. Mark your score and drop it in the Tattler Box in front of Room 122 before 3:30 to- night. Dayton Steele ...... ...... Woodward ......... .......... Name... ........... Home Room ....... ...... 3 sr rms Two members of the French Club basketball team, in the in- tra-mural league last year, Russ Taylor and Randolph Smith, are now first string varsity players on the Polar Bear quintet. Anoth- er French Club player of last sea- son, Louis Rappaport, is another main cog on the Scott reserve team. 1 U U Woodward now boasts the one undefeated basketball squad in Toledo high schools and colleges. Quite an all round athlete, this Henry Nichpor, winning the Y. M. C. A. championship in ping pong, checkers, and billiards. Louis Ziebar, the only letter man back from last year, will cap- tain the Polar Bears for the remainder ofthe season as he did in the Holland game. Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Dixie Davis were guests of Rollie Bevan Wednesday Dec. 30. The former Woodward assistant coach and his bride were taking a honey- moon trip as part of their vaca- tion. Advance Art Classes Make Sketches Of New Students Budding Michael Angelos of Miss June Anderson's advanced art classes are delving deeply into portrait sketching with soft pencil. Students from the beginner's classes are used as models. The object of the lesson is to get as good a likeness of the model as possible although de- velopment of technique is stressed too. Many of the drawings are completed and students are invited to the exhibit in room 335. Public Pay Phone Booth To Be Moved To New Location Public pay telephone booth that was taken from the office will be located at the north cor- rider opposite the office door near the stairs. This new location will save a lot of commotion for Mr. W. Raymond custodian, as he is always troubled at night after activities to unlock and lock the ofiicedoor for outsiders to use the phone. . , Parent, Teachers Hold Pancake-Card Gathering W o o d w a r d Parent-Teacher Association will have a Pancake- Card party, Thursday, January 14, at Woodward. Door and table prizes will be given. Admission price is 25 cents. Committee in lcharge is Mrs. Chris Schuster, Miss Mary Ward,pMr. William Reinbolt, and Mr. S. B. Crouse. WOODWARD WINS IN HI-Y TOURNAMENT Sophomores, Juniors Wallop Opponents To Receive Championship Two Woodward teams, one composed of juniors and one of sophomores won titles at the Y. M.C.A. inter Hi-Y basketball tournament recently. Seniors also placed in the finals but were disqualified. Juniors defeated DeVilbiss juniors 33-20 to capture the title in their division. Slawski and Fraser were high point men. Davidson, Schaefer, and Nichpor are the other team members. With Okulski ringing up 11 points, the second year men easily trounced the DeVilbiss sophs 20-7 to get their division title. Kapela, Willinski, Nalodka, and Nichpor are his team mates. Girls, Gym Gists Basketball practice started T h u r s d a y in the intra-mural league. Teams competing for the championship are:Seniors, Fresh- men 1, Sophomores, Latin Club Brownies, Juniors, Blue Sox Friendship club, Shooting Stars, Inter-Circle, Lightnings, W il d- Fire, Freshmen 2, French Club, Pericleans, and Commerce Club. 3 7 In beginners, clogging classes Tuesday fifty-nine students were present. Miss S. Cornwell, the teacher, is urging all girls who cannot clog to join.. S at Hit-pin and volley-ball tests were taken Tuesday and Wednes- day by all girls working for let- ters. ? S i Folk dancing started Tuesday in the girl's gym. Mrs. Leonard, the new pianist, will play for all the folk dancing and clogging classes. 1 3 K Pin-gaurd is being played by the girls' gym classes. This game is similar to basketball, the only difiirence being the manner in which points are scored. Tournaments in the classes will start next week. Freshmen Girls win game To Capture Championship Freshmen 1 defeated the Friendship Club by a 37-29 score to win the championship of the girls' volleyball League 'lH1esday. Leona Ruth Wielinski is captian of the winning team. The first seven teams finished in the following order respective- ly: Freshmen 1, Friendship club Shooting Stars, Lightnings, Sen- iors, Sophomores, Wildhres. Then there is the basketball referee who thought a backboard is an old-fashioned wagon. , WOODWARD MEETS STEELE HI TONIGHT Three Week Practice Session Expected To Help Cagers Woodward cagers will get their first taste of stiff competition when they tangle with a tall and rangy quintet from Steele Hi of Dayton tonight in the Woodward gym. The Polar Bears have had three weeks of intensive practice since their opening encounter with Holland and now are in shape to display their true caliber against the Dayton school. Coach Bevan will probably start the same line-up with Harvey and Taylor, forwardsg Reeves, centerg' and Zeibar and Smith, guards. Zim- merman, -Holas, Weiman, and Krzyanowski are being held in reserve and may see action sometime during the game. Hollepeter, Dayton coach and former University of Illinois and professional star, is bri ging a well-drilled out-fit here that will attempt to repeat the victory hung up over the last year's Woodward team. 'The down- stater's attack is built around Baker, Evans, and Brusk, and the Bears will have their hands full in stopping the offensive work of this trio. Woodward reserves will meet Lambertville in the preliminary to the varsity game. Booster Membership Roll To Be Placed In Hallway Large Booster membership roll containing the names of six hundred and thirty-ive Boosters will be posted in the main corri- dor. Three-fourths of the organi- zation is composed of freshmen and sophomores. Jean Gasiorow- ski, senior, is taking charge of this scroll and will be assisted by the Art classes who will print the names in alphabetical order. Frames Are Made Eighty picture frames for the George Washington pictures that were received a few months ago have been made by the wood-shop classes under the supervision of Mr. S. B. Crouse. Forty two more are to be com- pleted. The rumor that the senior class is going into receivership is posi- tively unfounded. Q Mr.Bevan came to school Mon- day wearing a new red tie. One of his many admirers gave it to him for Christmkas.. S . Miles Booth made a resolution not to block the doorway in room 216, and to talk to one girl at a time. is as Many of us became socially acquainted with our milkman ast New Years. ' .i F. -- ' '.nQ1L5: ,?.Q,,?g,?egTm ,av ,s. .- y- 1 I I K I .1 -1 Q 5 if Q .vcawst Q. lg, -v.1i..g-:nf .sf'f.,,Sl:5fixr51'-qs 1H THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER - SEN IORS TO TAKE OHIO STATE TESTS Fourth Year Students To Get Pyschology Examinations Next Week .1-1. Two tests issued by Ohio State University will be given to sen- iors next Monday, Tuesday, and 'Wednesday conference hours in the auditorium. The first, a pre-practice test to familiarize the students with the second test will be given Mon- day. However, only the second test will count and seniors are re- quested to fill this out carefully. Freshman college students in the state of Ohio are given this second test. By giving the exam- ination in high school much time is saved. Tests will be graded at Ohio State University and the results will be returned in about two weeks. All seniors are required to take the tests whether plan- ning to attend college or not. They will be ranked according to accomplishment on this test. Mr. Elmer Clark, head of the Woodward guidance department, is in charge. . Deadline Flashes Mr. Vernon Alberstett, who is absent because of injuries receiv- ed in an auto accident, will change rooms with Mr. Howard Phipps when he returns next Week. , I I U Former Woodward basketball players were well represented in the Pip Koehler Champs-Joe's Toledoan game at the Y. M. C. A. Friday. Bill Jones, Jimmie Hod- ges and Linc Stevens play with Toledoans while Hank Hubbard, Fred Jacobs and Red Brandes go into action with Koehler. Mr. Paul Thomae and his Ma- chine Shop enjoyed their vaca- tion in the shop Working on an invention, whereby, a penny placed in the slot will make the machine write out Woodward Quite a contraption, this mechan- ism. . 0 t Plummer Whipple, Blade sports writer, held an informal lecture on newswriting for the Tattler staff, recently. l U Leonard Eisler, graduate of last year's class, is working in New York. We expect to read about you in McIntyre, Len. .--li-m, G. A. L. Hear Hanham Mr. Homer Hanham, boys' physical education instructor, explained the rules of basketball and the differences between the boys' and girls' game at the last meeting of the Girls' Athletic League. I wi-v-vw-v-sv-v-were-v-v-v-wad' Under The Tattler 3. Torch Light Q, 7? vb-wivd'-vb-K Fred Glick Tattler Torch continues its search for worthwhile subjects and chooses Fred Glick, member of the senior class. Fred is active in the Quill and Dagger, Fasces Club, Alchemists, and Senior Hi-Y, being Vice Pres- ident of the first two. He has taken part in several operettas presented by the Glee Club. He also is a member of the play committee of the senior class. :The R months hold no de- light for Fred for oysters are plentiful then and slippery oysters are Fred's greatest dis- like. However, he is very fond of Chop Suey. which he usually in- cludes in his diet. Floyd Gibbons and Will Rog- ers are his radio favorites. He also enjoys good music but he did not say whether his idea of good music is a symphony or- chestra or a jazz band. Judging from his rather quiet appearance what do you think? Inter-mural Teams Engage In Extra Practice Sessions Inter-murals have become such a great part in Woodward's ath- letic program that five clubs are holding extra practice sessions in the boys' gym each Saturday. Mr. Thomae and his Machine Shop team were first to begin this pratice and probably owed a larger part of their success last year to it. Wood Shop, coached by Mr. Crouse, Polish Knights, formerly coached by Mr. Alber- stettg Junior Hi-Y under they tutelage of Mr. Mohrhardt, and Senior Hi-Y are also to be found in the gym each week. l Social Science Club Names Virginia Boza As President Virginia Boza, one of the found- ers of the Social Science' club, was unanimously elected presi- dent of the club at the meeting held yesterday in Miss McLaugh- lin's room. Other oflicers who were elected are James Nassar, vice president, and Alberta Teall secretery. Miss Mable Rutan and Miss Edna McLaughlin are the club advisers. . Dayton Steele Woodward Game Tonight: -. - -..-sr x as-1. arm..-A mtl.-.L-.sa..,sf.-Q. -Wi.r.il.:,..:.f :.::'-.' km- .. .iff k.5,....-isiiQ:..s.i,,.:-Q. POLA BAER fEd. Note--Where did your pal spend New Year night? Why did your girl go to Chicago? Who gave your latest prospect that pin?--Don't spend your money at a clairvoy--clar---at a fortune- teller! Ask Pola, she knowsj Dear Pola Baer, Why does Frank Legowski stop girls in the hall and tell them what beautiful eyes they have? Benny, Curly, George . Bear Boys, Like Mr. Sheline, he canit resist girl pupils. That's easy, Pola. Dear Pola, Why does Steve Salwiesz al- ways bring up other people's- love affairs? Frank. Dear Frankie: He probably wants to run a column like this next year. Don't, Stevie, don't. Not a fu- ture in a carload. Veteran colyumnist, Pola Bear. Dear Pola, Why is it Mary Ellen Mertz doesn't like to be called Honey? Inquisitive. Dear Questionaireg Oh, she means the sticky, goo- ey, nauseating kind of honey. Pola. PRE-EXAM DANCE 'ro BE SPONSORED Peri Breakaway To Be Held In Gir1's Gymnasium Wednesday Peri Breakaway, a pre-exam dance sponsored by the Periclean Literary Society, will be held Wednesday, January 13,at 2:45. Admission to the frolic will be 100. ' i Woodwards's ballroom, the girls' gym, will be colorfully decorated in rainbow hues. The Royal Woodwardites, of last year's fame, will furnish the musical part of the program.A record crowd is expected as this is the first dance to be held since the commencement of dancing classes. Committee in charge of arrangements consists of Goldie Markowitz, Lillian Shoen, Ruth Glow, Julia Lubit, and Gertrude Solomon. Teachers Exchange Rooms Mr. V. Alberstett, Miss M. J. Doering and Miss R. Woodrich who occupy rooms on the second and third fioors will change rooms with Mr. H. Phipps, Miss, A. Curtis, and Miss M. Rutan who have rooms on the first floor. Reasons for these changes are either recent illness or a proxi- mity to the Tattler office. TATTLER REPORTERS INTERVIEW TEACHERS ON EXAM ELIMINATION ACULTY opinion regarding the new examination plan shows that it is as popular with the teachers as it is with the stu- dents. In interviews for the Tattler, the following statements were made for publication: Mr. LaRue: This system of examination is not permanent. We will try it this year, but it is a fine thing. I'm in favor of it. Miss Curtis: I approve of the plan because a pupil who has maintained a grade average of A or B throughout the semester will be able to receive an A or B on the finals Mr. Lords: I have had experience with exam elimination and in the long run it improves the students' work, and saves the teachers' time. Miss Rutan: I am very much in favor of it because.it will in- fluence the daily work of the pupils . i Mr. Phipps: It is a fine idea because students who worked hard for their A's and B's have never been given a reward and I think this idea of eliminating them from taking examinations is a fine idea. Mrs. Leu: I am against it because in short-hand the students have to have an examination in order to go ahead. Mr. Thomae: It's O. K. by me because I always wanted to get out of exams myself? ' Mr. Bitter: I am in favor of giving A or B students no exam- inationsf' Mr. E. L. Clark, head of extra-curricular activities, said I am very much in favor of anything that will stimulate good daily work. The excusing of A or B students may. stimulate a certain group who have native ability but are inclined to be lazy. Therefore the proposed system will be a decided benefit to them. There is a large group that realize the hopelessness of obtaining an A or B and therefore this will not materially benefit them. The A and B group is a potential college possibility. College students are all required to take long diflicult examinations and this is inclined to be a handicap who has never had to take a fi- nal examination. Most college men with whom I have talked about the subject of examinations emphasized the importance of giving them. The possibility of giving a final examination encour- ages a thorough review of the subject at the close of the semester which-has decided advantages. . n - s ' J . 4 -. ' .13- 4 ' s,.1 ...f -yu-.xr I i f.es 5 -- ' 's..-as M Constantly, Consistently Constructive . J Y f Vol. IV M Y V Toledo, Ohio, January 15, 1932 ' No. 16 MANY WOODWARD PUCKETT COMPILES 'BUSINESS MANAGER SAGA SUBSCRIPTION STUDENTS EXEMPT SCHOOL STATISTICS FOR SAGA TATTLER DRIVE STARTS SOON Sixty-Five Freshmen Lead All Classes In Number Eliminated Information regarding stu- dents eliminated from final ex- amination has been recieved from various teachers in Wood- ward. O In the language department, thirty-one students will be ex- empted in French, twenty-six in Latin, six in Spanish' and four in German. Sixty-five freshmen, fifty-eight sophomores, and seventy-five upperclassmen, will be exempted from tests in English. This does not include the freshmen of Miss Siver's classes, nor Miss Stowe's sophomore classes. Pupils in the science de- partment who will not be re- quired to take their final- exams will average a total of one hundred and sixteen. Out of this number sixty-seven freshmen, fourteen biologists, t h ir t e e n chemists, and twenty-two physi- cists will be rewarded for their hard work. BOOSTER COMMITTEES Leona Jacobs is in charge of all the new committees 'chosen for the Booster Club by the offi- cers. Entertainment c o m m i t t e ez chairman Mary Walshg Frank Siadek, Marie Omey, Meyer No- vak, and Mae McKnight. Ticket committee: chairman Milton Zimmermang Lillian She- on, Ray Crouse and Morris Fish- man. Ways and Means committee: chairman Dorothy Smolinskig Ruth Dorf, Morris Weber, Jean Gasiorowski, and Eddie Bialo- rucki. Constitution committee: Julia Lubit, Rosemary Wietrzykowski, and Mr. R. F. Lowry. Board of Education Printing Keeps Woodward Shop Busy Woodward print shop has turned out 2,058,700 sheets of printed matter. Since the opening of school 66 jobs have been completed for the Board Education, each job consisting .of from 1000 to 700,000 sheets. This work does not include the publication of the Tattler each week. Norman Thomas, Socialist lea- der, who recently spoke here, visited the print shop and highly complimented Mr. C. C. LaRue and Mr. H. Montgomery on the fine work turned out by the prilitging students and on the shop itse . ' Pupils Per Teacher Average Show Woodward Classes Over-Crowded Statistic showing pupils per teacher, average size of classes and instructional cost per pupil a year have been compiled by Mr. Roscoe C. Puckett, super- visor of' Toledo High schools. Woodward ranks next to high- est in amount of pupils per teacher with Scott having the lowest percentage. Average size of classes at Woodward is larger than any of the other schools. The English, industrial, language, and science departments contribute most to this figure. Woodward art classes average the least in size. De Vilbiss carries the heaviest daily load per teacher with Woodward, Waite, Scott, and Libbey in following order. Entire list of statistics may be seen on the office bulletin board. Le Cercle Francais Uses Paper Sale In Fund Drive Le Cercle Francais is sponsor- ing a paper sale in order to raise funds for the treasury. The club has been divided into two teams, the Red, headed by LaDonna Myers and the Blue headed by Louise Korecki,who will compete for the prize. The contest will close January 28. The paper will be weighed and stored in Miss A. Curtis' room. Shops Make Spring Teeters Cooperating with Mr. S. B. Crouse in making spring teeters is Mr. J. Morhardt's general shop. These classes are also painting the pusks used for the deck tennin game. Electric motors, a hammer, and generators are some of the projects undertaken. I Harold Harris Harold Harris, business man- ager and head of circulation on the Saga Staff, is well fitted for his position. He was head of a successful ticket committee in the junior class and had .charge of ticket sales for the W-W dance. Harold is president of the Peiuper club and amember of the Spanish and Alchemist societies. Principal Enjoys Teaching I enjoy taking care of these freshman boys. It gives me a better chance to become acquain- ted with them, said Mr. La Rue, when asked how he enjoyed teaching again, upon being dis- covered taking charge of the freshman study hall. He also re- marked that he feels more at home teaching than in his pre- sent position as principal. STATE TESTS DOWN SENIORS Two hundred eighty-seven puzzled pupils pondered painfully and profoundly over two hundred seventy-three copies of the Ohio State tests which were given to the senior class Tuesday and Wed- neday in the auditorium. The tests supervised at Woodward by Mr. E. L. Clark, head of guidance department, were given through- out the state as a basis for the comparison of intelligence of individuals and schools. Bewilderd at the cold black words staring up from the tests, the mighty senior could be seen sans dignity, by peeking juniors and supervising teachers. Bewildered at the cold black words star- ing up at him, the mighty senior could be heard mumbling--pro- crastinates, procrastinator, synchronize, synchroniser, sycopate, synchronizer,-aw, what the heck. Bewildered at the cold black words staring up at him the mighty senior squirmed and squelched under the pressure of intelligence. Aha! me proud Seniors! So you too squirm and squelch, mut- ter and mumble, crouch and cower before the great god, Intelli- gence, You too fear examinations and tests. You too slink back before blank spaces and X's. Cowardly senior, you are found out. L'Expose! AQ Harold Harris Will Supervise Year Book Selling - Campaign Saga subscription drive under supervision of Harold Harris, business manager, will begin first week of the second semester. - First choice will be offered to seniors thru a two weeks drive made in the Social Problems classes. William Werner is in charge of senior subscriptions. A new plan using home room representatives will be instituted to take care of the subscriptions of juniors, sophomores and fresh- men. Home room representatives selected by the teachers will be apportioned among the five group chairmen who are Harry Schall, Pearl Blankenstein, Esther Jakcsy, Meyer Hoffen- blum, and Goldye Markovitz. Down payment of fifty cents, one third of the regular price of 31.50, will be required. A contest based on class percentages will be a feature of the drive. Representatives Elected For Teachers' Association The following were elected as representatives for Woodward to the Toledo high school Teachers' Association council. Three year term, Mr. Clyde VanTassel, Miss Mary Wardg two year term, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Mr. E. R. Rikeg one year term, Mr. E. L. Clark, Mr. Floyd Lords. Mr. VanTassel was appointed chairman of the group. Special Mention Parent Teacher Association wishes to thank everyone who helped make the Pancake Sup- per, which was held last night in Woodward cafateria, a success. Special thanks are given to Mr. William Reinbolt and Mrs. Ash- brook. Mrs. Chris Schuster, Miss Mary Ward, Mr. William Rein- bolt, and Mr. S. B. Crouse were on the committee. French Club To Hold Dance Le Circle Francais will sponsor a dance to be given February 19, in the girls' gym after school. There will be a special floor fea- ture and refreshments will be served. Save your dimes and come one and all. .....i1..l.l..T Students To Hear Forum Bertha Bustow and Dorothy Blankenstein will hear Dr. Abra- ham Myerson, Professor of Neurology, speaker on the Open Forum program, Saturday in the J .E.L. auditorium, 17 .A-,X , Q53--if-.43.4.X.?x,5 -- - .. ., -....-1 -.Aa .... ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER J - X s m vw.. .-f-Y..f f-. THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' Published and Printed by the Pupils of Woodward High School. ,ZWSX m xnnis Newsvaw k WIIEIIE Xiiwon TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ..,......... William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ....... .............. D orothy Shore Exchange ........... ....................... R uth Dorf Display ................. ...........,.... A lberta Teall Cartoonist .................... . ........ Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Q J Illia Lubit Typlsts ........,....... Q Gertrude enield Staf Writers Morris Weber Leo Zychowicz Esther Jakscy Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Miles Booth Virginia Zitz - John Steinmitz Clara Wichowski Rosemary Wietrzykowski Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery I - i A in ml e615 nmuz In the death of Julius Rosen- wald America loses one of its greatest philanthropists. Rosen- wald donated over 330,000,000 toward charity and toward the betterment of race relationship. Woodward Hi School, which has so many races, should take an examplefrom this great man and striveto cooperate to help one another in it's effort to make Woodward's student body the best in the city.: 1 h Vie nominate to the Hall of Fame--Mr. W. fBillj Raymond, custodian. He's a swell guy and gives everybody a hand. Y if l And to the Hall of Oblivion-- The two or three loud mouths whose talking always spoils mass meetings for those who might like to hear the speaker. W 3 U The words pachyderm and ele- phant are going the way of the chaperon and shaving mug. To the up and coming generation the animal is known as G. O. P, Q if i Buenos Aires publishes five hundred different newspapers daily. Can you imagine tive hun- dred newsboys on one corner? S W iF 3 Now if we can eliminate C's, D's, E's, and F's, from examina- tions all will be jake. ll 1 Q Famous Last Words--Yeah, but what's the joke. . DO YOU SPEAK HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH? TUDENTS often wonder what the basic underlying idea of edu: cation really is. Much speculation has been spent on why people go to school, what is the most important thing to study, and what part of our education will be of the greatest importance after school years. Actually, the art of speaking and understanding the English language is the great principle for which we should strive in our education. Take for example the popular slang used by the youth of America. For young people, slang perhaps can be overlooked, but after the student leaves school for a job, correct English and a good vocabulary is an immeasurable asset to any business. Most individuals are under the impression that only in the English classroom should our language usage be seriously consid- ered and carefully supervised. If the instructors, regardless of the subject taught, make con- certed effort, with the help and cooperation of the student body, undoubtedly a noticeable improvement in the use of the English language would be the result. Hither And Yon Ready for exams--Irving Green- spoon is eliminated from exams, but just to accommodate his teachelshe is going to take them, a catch some where. There's Irene Stakowitz to convince Mr. Lords that she really is a fresh' man-such sophistication. Ah, we see that the Tattler Gossip Seeker is trailing around with Pola Baer again. Into the girls' shower room--screams--LaDonna Pfeul and Edith Otsthimer still quarreling over a pair of shorts! Just found out why Mr. Raymond says good afternoon at 8:16--he gets here at 5 A.M.!! Since Miss Curtismoved up to the third floor Randolph Smith has an excuse for being late to eighth hour class. Noticed Henry Weinman with his feet on Mr. Dunsmore's desk during conference hour? Every one is invited to witness the ball game in front of Mr. Shelineis room each day at sixth hour between Fred Glick, Joe Stone, Glenn Updyke, and Paul Boardman. Well, got to be study- ing for my exams-good luck- see you next semester. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight Waite -- Woodward Basketball Game fHereJ Tuesday, Jan. 19--Exams Wednesday, Jan. 20--Exams Monday, Jan. 25--Second Sem- ester Begins Fund Established For New Auditorium Stage Fixtures In order to replenish the stage fixtures, and auditorium proper- ties an auditorium fund has been established in the school. Five per cent of the gross receipts of all money-making projects given in the auditorium, including enter- tainment given during school hours, after school, in the eve- ning, and by the Junior high, will be put into this fund. Mr. P. Dunsmore, head of extra- curricular activities, will take charge of the purchasing of sup- plies. -ws. '1 ,L - Who's Who Q Juniors seem to occupy a pro- minent place. in Woodward school life and so Who's Who brings to your attention a musi- cal lad of that class. His clear singing voice has won for him a part in the next oper- etta and his ability to play the piano and ukelele well has added to his popularity. You might think him dignified from his appearance but those who know this brown eyed, brown haired, bespectacled up- perclassman know how silly he can be if he wants to. German club members will recognize him as one of their officers. He is often seen in com- pany of a freshman girl. That last hint might prove very help- ful. Margaret Grebe's description was given last week. A Word To The Booers Booing officials at athletic en- counter is, no need to say, bad sportmanship, and when the arbi- ter is right in his decision, there are more abject expressions with which to describe such an act. Woodward witnessed one of the most impartially refereed games in its basketball history last Friday night, but exemplified base selfishness in reproving the referee. Such spirit of appreciation for the fair efforts of people must not be attributed to Woodward with its traditional fair play. We disown it! Let's have no more of it Clubs To Have Pictures Taken For Saga-Tattler At a short meeting held for all club officers Tuesday, it was de- cided to have club pictures in the Saga-Tattler. The clubs that will have pictures taken are Pica Club, Social Science, Friendship, Salesmanship, Hi-Ys, Periclean, Engineering, Freie Bahn, Auto Mechanics, Fasces, Aeronautic, Art Klan, Peiuper, Quill and Dagger, Le Cercle Francais, La Junta Castellana, International, Alchemists, and the Booster Club. Lillian Williams will be in charge of club pictures. IFLASIIESFROM FRIENDS' It is a mystery why the fairer sex will read magazines like the Mugwump, Ballyhoo, Judge, etc., and then not listen to the jokes the boys have to spare--Central Digest, Central, Hi, Chatanooga, Tenn. 1 is 8 Didn't he have the sand to propose? ' Yes, but not the rocks to marry. --Wa-Hi Journal Wa-Hi, VYalla,'WalIa, Wash. Work on Tattler , the year book of Catholic Hi, in Decatur, Indiana, is under way. The theme of the book is to be George Washington.-Inklings, Catholic Hi, Decatur, Indiana. At last we have found the most unhappy man in t he world---a seasick traveler with lockjaw.-- The Parrot, Metamora Township Hi, Metamora, Ill. Savannah high school sponsors a weekly radio program every Tuesday night over station W.T. O.P. of that city.-Blue and White, Savannah Hi, Sauvannah, Georgia. ' Scott Thistle is using a new kind of type on their paper, called gothic Light. Quite attractive, cott. .- ' ,f ' iran ORNE N, Have you heard that: The angelic students of Miss Adrienne C. Curtis have moved a step closer to their destination? The French class has gone up in the world, moving from the first fioor to the third. Bill Reeves says that he isn't conceited, but that he has pride? Tom Harvey was properly nicknamed Big Time by fellow members of the cage squad? James Boyd, prospective half- back for the football team, has that kick that can't even be found in cheap hooch? He carries it around in his left hand, and is therefore favored to win a boxing tournament being held at' the Indiana Ave. Hi-Y. Joe Bowers' ambition is to ac- quire the fierceness exhibited by the referee of the last week's court struggle? r '- A remark heard concerning charity as it now appears is as follows: They are taking from the poor, and giving to the poorer, therby making the poor poorer. ? e The reason that teachers were so jovial Monday is be- cause on that day they received their pay? The Capone Golden Rule-Do unto others as you would do unto others. . V B j f - -- .. .1 , . .A J . .... -- -- -.1--L J .- .K ' X i - - - - ' - -f-T'..i'a'ir-f---'ii Irie 'if-TG' ,.....- . 1.-v.,r.fsf.:-A-a.A n.fL.- 1 N..i'Jf'iwf-finm- -..3f-5::..:.sm'axes-sl.as.,.:-ammf.. -ang. A anis.. . M- .. ...,..: :ba.c:v'f:s.an?.f:sQ'-xr.:.w:,4'2:sa . Folk dancing will continue ... R: i E K, Li Q, Z ily.. YV V.: -if-f-W. :fzkv r xy X ....,e- L- pf'-yn '- ' A .s.wf:1.,. , ,- W. .. ,- X .. r. . ,A in X- . .-Aw-..-. A. .,-.-,rp-. , t I 'Q .-4 , .. . 1-ff -.-cy! -.1 1. egg . - - ' K Y - - .-fr. A XA ..3 .-53.53 4 R ' THE wooDWARn TATFLER A S ' BEAR QUINTET WINS . ROUGH GAME 14-5 Smith Sets Scoring Pace As Woodward Turns Back Dayton Woodward's court representa- tives successfully passed their drst real test when they came out on top of a 14-5 score in a rough game with Steele High of Dayton last Friday. The Bears put up too sturdy a defense for the down-state team to get many chances for a score, and it was not until well into the second quarter that Fisher was able to sink a charity toss for the first Steele score. The Day- ton boys were held to two field goals, both coming in the second halt. , Randolph Smith again paced the scoring for the night and countered the only three baskets the Bears were able to make. Smith also chalked three foul throws to give him a total of nine points, more than enough to beat Steele himself. Reeves and Ziebar also shared in the Wood- ward scoring with three and two points, respectively. Steele Plays Rough The Steele cagers often mixed football tactics with their basket- ball, and but for this, the game might have been closer. The vis- itors displayed a different style of play and repeatedly fouled the Woodward cagers, giving the Bears a chance to score eight points from the foul line. Baker, the Steele center, was taken out in the final quarter be- cause of too many personals, and more than one of the opponents were on the verge of being jerked when the game ended. . Bears Lead At Half Smith started the scoring with a free throw and a field goal, two more fouls by Reeves giving Woodward a 5-0 lead at the end of the opening period. The score at half was 7-1 and at the third quar- ter 8-8. Brusk sank a basket early in the closing stanza to bring his team Within three points of Woodward, the closest margin of the game. From there on the Bears were never headed. Woodward Dayton G F T G FT Taylor 0 0 0 Hoelscher 0 0 0 Smith 3 3 9 Harrop 0 0 0 Reeves 0 3 3 Repetty 1 0 2 Harvey 0 0 0 Baker 0 0 0 Ziebar 0 2 2 Fisher 0 1 1 Zim'erman 0 0 0 Brusk 1 0 2 Evans 0 0 0 3 8 14 ' 2 1 5 Refereeg Jackson, Wisconsin. , ,New Tattler Campaign This is the final issue of the l a s t five W e ek s' Tattler sub- scription. New compaign will start the second week of the new semester. The paper issued Jan- uary 29 will be sold for two cents by T a t tl e r representatives in fourth hour classes. BEARS MEET PURPLE AND GOLD A .WOODWARD CAGERS MEET WAITE 1 gg --FACTS HIGH IN FEATURE GAME TONIGHT i l . annosmarne- -Y ouuiome Of Game win Have Important Bearing On City - ' Basketball Raceg East Siders Have . Two more games have been added to the original basketball schedule drawn up for the Woodward cagers. Arrange- ments have been completed for a game at Findlay the day following the Lima Central en- counter. The Bears will also meet Wapakoneta Saturday, Feb.6, after the Friday'Ke'nton game. After playing a game like the one with Dayton Steele, maybe Coach Bevan will find it safer to run his team through a couple football plays for conditioning. I Q Bob Lawson seems to be the busiest man on the door. Lawson, who started this year at center on the reserves, showed so much promise that Bevan has him working out with both the varsity and reserve teams. As soon as the preliminary game is over, Lawson changes his suit and then comes back on the door again. I 8 O Imagine Johnny Krzyzanow- ski going out for the varsity when he had a chance to play on the Machine Shop team. A Girls' Gym Gistsi Carol Peoples, a professional diver, visited this school Monday. She is a former Woodwardite, who has just returned from tour- ing Europe wilh-a diving act. Schuffle-board intra-mural tournament will be played by the girls who do not play basketball. This tournament will be played during the basketball tourna- ment. s 1 t There will be a slight change in the leaders' class this coming semester. l until spring. Brace up, girls. Miss S. Cornwall says she has had three blowouts within two weeks. Itis time to get a new -alibi. Relief Work Acknowledged A card of thanks and ac- knowledgement was received by Woodward from Mr. R. S. Wenzlau, Director of School, in behalf of the Childs' Welfare Association, for this type of work done by the school before Christmas. ...ill--. WOODWARD vs. WAITE TONIGHT SEVEN-THIRTY Good Record VW -X 2' p WE ',,.. . I' ........ Q5 I - 'L Woodward enters the 1931-32 city basketball race tonight when it plays host to a championship- bound quintet representing Waite High in the Woodward gymnasium. Waite is already perched on top of the league with two easy victories over DeVilbiss and St. John's, but the Purple and Gold may find their aspirations checked if the Wood- ward five displays the same brand of basketball it has shown in its two opening games. Waite had little trouble in putting down the Polar Bears when they met last year, but tonight it is coming up against much stiffer opposition. The Bears in their drst game flashed a fast-break- ing offensive attack and last weeii put up a defensive play that may Hanham's Lightweights Trounce Lambertville Joe Friedman led the scoring as Woodward reserves found lit- tle difficulty in Winning over Lambertville by 29-9 score in the preliminary to the Woodward- Steele game last Friday. Lambertville 'could stop the Polar plays as -the d w a r d t e a m eight points in each of the drst three iuarters and five in , the dnal. Friedman Isenstein led the offensive with nine points, while Isenstein and Lawson played a nice floor game. All three of Coach Hanham's teams entered the game. The Woodward team will meet Waite High's reserve five in the preliminary to-night. Hanham will probably start Isenstein and DeShetler at forwards, Lawson, center, and Friedman and Mic- halak, guards. Swan, Smith or Meecham may get their chance to play. OO Freshman Boy Wins Ticket To Waite-Woodward Game Joseph Grzywinski's score within two points of the actual score of the Woodward-Dayton Steele game was a welcome re- lief after the heavy scores of twenties and thirties handed in. Joseph, a freshman, will be awarded a ticket to the Waite game. Basketball know-it-alls should try their luck again by guessing the score of the Woodward Waite game here tonight. Drop your marked score in the Tattler box in front of 122 before 2:45. Win- ner will receive a ticket to the St. John's game. Woodward .....,.... ...... Waite ........... ...... Name .............. .. ..... . Homeroom .... . ..... . A . . . .-Q. 2 If.-.. M-:ull . - . A 5.-'...'.....1 TLZQSQ stop Waite's high scoring ma- chine. A combination of these two should prove disastrous to the East-Siders' hopes. Smith Is Offensive Threat Coach Bevan's scoring threat is Randolph Smith, who will have stopped if the across-river team expects to win. Bevan will pair him at with Zeibar and use Taylor and at forwards Reeves, whose of the tip-od' a big factor in the over Steele, at e n t e r. Zimmerman may see action in place of Harvey some time during the course gf the game. Waite Has Veterans Coach Harold Anderson has a veteran team to send on the door against Woodward. Tschogl,Rut- ter, Kaiser, Willard, Morse, Red- dish, and Nessif are all members of the team that dnished second in the city race last year. The first four names are among the first ten high scorers in the city at present, and together with Curran and Toth, .Anderson has plenty reserve material to insert if necessary. Waite has played a big part of its large schedule and has emer- ged victorious in all but one game. Woodward will have the advantage of its own door, one that is much longer than that of the East-Side school. Six Teams Hold Undefeated Records In Basketball Race ' Three teams in each of the two intra-mural .leagues boast two to be wins against no losses at the end of the first fourth of play. . In the American league Auto, Mechanics, Polish Knights, and Peiuper Club are out on top with undefeated records. Machine Shop, Electrical Club, and Wood- shop boast the same standings in the National league. In the feature game of the quarter-play Machine Shop de- feated Senior Hi-Y by a 10-0 score. -. r-A-s . s. . . 4 -s 1 4 s fx. . Nl I1 'K N ,K , , , , , N , . ,. . , cg L- GLEE CLUB OPERETTA , TO BE GIVEN SOON Up In The Air To Be Given February 53 Committees Appointed Woodward Glee club will pre- 'sent the operetta Up in the Air February the fifth at 8:30 o'clock in the Wooodward auditorium. All publicity will be in charge of Rosemary Wietrzykowski and Melvin Yewey. Ruth Stahl and Bob Bader are arrangeing the scenery. Others on the operetta commit- tee are Catherine Smith, Arla Grodi, Isabel LaRue, and Paul Boardman. Tickets will be 35c. Mr. Clarence Ball is directing the production. Newly Organized Freshmen Science Club Elects Heads E Officers of the newly organized freshman Science club are Frank Fairian, vice president, Gordon Hopkins, president, Richard Pease, secretaryg Thelma Hin- shaw, treasurerg Milton Adams, sergeant-at-arms. Meetings are held every Wednesday after school. Only freshman are eligible and before becoming members must pass an entrance examination.. Mr. J. Pollack and Mr. F. Lords are advisers. POLA BAER fEd. Note--DEAR POLA HAD GREAT TIME ON MY HONEY- MOON STOP THANKS FOR 'ALL YOUR ADVICE STOP WORKED GREAT. JOY MOHRHARDTJX i Miss Pola Baer, Iwould like to get aquainted with some of these beautiful Woodwardites. In what manner should I do so? Chet Zawlocki. Dear Chet, I f Tell 'em you're on the Tattler staff. Ha ha. ' Pola Baer. My ,Dear Pola, Who is the young fellow that is telling Helen Dreyfus her eyes are beautiful? Bet you don't know, X.Y.Z. Dear X.Y.Zg I'll bet you don't know who Pola Baer is either. Your Dear Pola. Dear Pola, What would you suggest doing to a boy who is girl shy? Take for instance Edward Kali- nowski. Leo Kubacki. Dear Leog I would introduce him to Theda Steiger. Pola. Alchemists Elect Lilyan Williams was elected reporter and Elson Erler, ser- geant-at-arms at a recent meet- ing of the Alchemist society. LW-. THE WOODWARD TATTLER at-z-vw--z-sry:--v-sv--:Awe-Q-M :gi Under The Tattler it 9 Torch Light 4, :va-awe-I--iwi-.away-is-Q-as-4-ik Mr. S. B. Crouse Tattler Torch enlarges its com- pass this week and throws a glow of light over a popular father-son combination at Woodward, Mr. ' S. B. Crouse, and his son, Ray. The fa- ther, instructor in the industri- al arts depart-I ment, is fresh- man boys' ad- viser. He was an excellent athlete in col- lege, having been football cap- tain for two years at Michigan State Normal. Fishing, golfing, and hunting are included among his favorite sports. Ray Crouse, reporter of the junior class is quite often taken for a freshman, because of his height. Collecting stinps, work in his father's shop, and being quite mischeivous are distinctive of Mr.Crouse, Jr. Three High Schools Adopt Examination Elimination Woodward, Waite, and Voca- tional high schools, were in favor of the movement to eliminate A and B students from exams. This I plan is a temporary measure sug- gested by Mr. Charles Meek, Ray Crouse superintendent of schools. 5 Faculties of Libbey, Scott, and 'A DeVilbiss high schools were opposed to the plan because of the experience the students should get in taking exams. Third Year Class Presents Warner Baxter Romance Romance of the Rio Grandei' featuring Warner Baxter was presented in the auditorium sec- ond and third hours today by the junior class. Ray Crouse took charge ofthe ticket selling committee. He was assited by Miles Booth, Arla Grodi, Dorothy Smolinski, Mar- garet Grebe, Fred Slawski,Rose- mary Wietrzykowski, Esther Jackcsy, Clyde DeShetler, and Irving Greenspoon. E DISPLAY WILL SHOW - GERMAN MATERIAL Freie Bahn to Show Scenes Of Old And New Germany German club Freie Bahn will exhibit material in the Tattler Display Case next week with the aid of Miss A. Wetteman. Red, black, and gold colors of this Woodward organization and the new German Republic will be predominant. Beautiful German scenes and posters are to be shown. Two German dolls, Gretchen and Lenchen, busts of Schiller and Goethe famous poets, writers and philosophers, and notebooks made by Miss A. Wetterman's German students will make up the remainder of the display. Meyer Schall, Dorothy Shuster, Evelyn Hamilton, and Carl Sum- mers are collecting and preparing the materials for the exhibition. Progress As we gazeback a couple of years we see Theo Andre '31 working in his dad's barber shop. Recently Theo opened his own barber shop and last reports ru- moured that he has offered his dad a job. P. S.--Harry Potoscky '31 has also gone into business. Harry opened a shoe shine parlor in Theo's barber shop. Concert Patronized Well Large audience attended the first orchestra concert which was given Tuesday night in'the audi- torium. No addmission was charged. Solos by Bertha Bustow, piano, Norman Laabs, clarinet, and Philip Abrams, violin, were well received by the crowd. Peri Breakaway, netted a profit of 512.30 to the Periclean society. t at :I Dancers who attended the affair were quite significant of the name. Perhaps you didn't know the dictionary defines peri as a fairy. 1 8 X' Gertrude Anselm is under the impression that a buccaneer is a full grown goat!! ' k G What's all this that we hear about Clara Wichowski and George Crawford? I No matter what kind of plat- form a political party puts up, it's still a gangplank Despite vocal handicaps the Senior Hi-Y boys turned peanut vendors. All the X's on the senior exam papers reminded Don Rich of the post-script of some of his letters. OLD TIMERS RECALL-l LITTLE RED SCHOOL Oldster Accounts For Red Paint On Educational Institution Speakin' of exams, says Old Timer to the Tattler Gossip seeker, reminds me of the little red school house if W i The School was so far away from home I had to leave 'Ines- day morning to get there by Fri- lday and leave school Thursday morning to get back home by Sunday. And it was so small the coun- cil had it painted red to distin- guish it from the town mail boxes. . K K Were the students dumb? Wow! They had two of each grade to save embarrassment. Their grade cards read like the joke about the stuttering boy and the f-f-f-f-fine f-f-f-f-fellow. . in If i The teacher was an old maid who looked as if she received her education in a school of fish. Marian Haste wrote the class poetry till she was 'dned for not getting her poetic license. i t I E Homer Runn captained the school baseball team. He was an allstar hurler having received his training pitching hay. ' Whenever there was a spelling bee Lazy J oe Shiftless mis- spelled his word purposely so he could sit down. I . Les Branes was so dumb the teacher gave him alum to make him smart. Les thought algebra was a country in the far east, but the teacher said he was a fiction writer.-Teacher ought to know. The little boy who drew pic- tures of the teacher on the black- board .grew up to be a map' maker. t i . Well, Old Timer, you'd better get back to class, you ougli, I to years, says the Gossiper. filifilf? Timer picks up his beard, -I it in his pocket and hobbies off to his class. ..1....i..-..l. graduate in seven or eight: To Give Afternoon Dance Hi-Y will give their first dance' the afternoon before the Scott game in the Woodward ball- room. A unique name will be selected by Vincent Strohm, who has charge of advertising. Com- mittee in charge are Brian McKnight, Miles Booth ,and Henry Chmielewicz. Y W B Constantly, Consistently Constructivef J OODW RD T TTLER 1 V01, IV Toledo, Ohio, January 29, 1932 No. 17 STUDENTS TO BE p ON AIR SATURDAY Woodward Puts On Fourth In Series Of School Programs Woodward will present the fourth in a series of programs sponsored by Toledo high schools over W. S. P. D, Saturday, J an.30, from 1:00 to 1:15 P. M. An organ theme of high school songs by Bob Martin, W. S. P. D. organist, will open the program. The Real Meaning of School Spirit, is the subject of a talk to be given by Paul Boardmang followed by a short discourse on A Student's Idea concerning School Athletics, by Leon Zotkow. A three minute talk on What a Student should endeavor to gain from a High School Educa- tion, by Glenn Merriam, will be preceded by a vocal selection of Woodward's school song by Lois Hotz. The program will be brought to a close by Bob Martin to the organ. -- First Operetta Of Year To Be Given Next Week Fifty girls and ten boys dressed in summery attire will compose the chorus of the Operetta Up in the Air to be given by the Glee club in the auditorium Feb- ruary 5, at 8:15 o'clock. - Leading female parts will be taken by Lois Hotz, Arla Grodi, Evelyn Hamilton, Luciel Hill, Helen Hackman and Mary Louise Armstrong. Paul Boardman will portray the leading male role and will be assisted by Bob Bader, Robert Eiseman, Arthur Kaminsky, Marvin Yewey, and John Kali- nowski. Mr. Clarence Ball is directing the production. 11-l.m .1. Stephen K., Mahon To Speak At Guidance Club Meeting Stephen K. Mahon, will be the speaker at the Vocational Guid- ance club, Tuesday conference hour in the auditorium. All junior iaqfgenior boys will attend. fs meeting is sponsored by STZEBTI-Ii-Y clubs of Woodward with the purpose of bringing before the boys the need of a special vocation. On Wednesday the 10th a Vo- cational Guidance banquet will be held in the cafeteria. To Be Guests At Party Periclean societies or Toledo high schools will be guest at a party given by the Woodward club, February 15. Program and dancing are being planned for the occasion. . SENIOR CLASS TO HOLD FUN NIGHT Ohio Theatre To Be Scene Of Woodward Stage J Talent Fun Nite, first of its kind, will be held February 4 at the Ohio theatre sponsored by Wood- ward senior class. Vaudeville show in which the cheerleaders, Frances Toth, Billy Ray 8z Co., Clarence Fultz, Mari- an Mullin, and Willard Bonham will participate is the feature of the evening and alternate with the screen attraction of Will Rogers in Ambassador Bill. Paul Boardman and Catherine Smith are in charge of ar- rangements. Tickets are twenty- five cents and may be secured from Milton Zimmerman, Harold Harris, Lillian Sheon, and John Kalinowski, f f' Latin Club Displays Old Roman Material Next Week Latin club will exhibit Roman material in the Tattler display case next week. Ethel Dull and Jean Mathie are assisting Mr. Phipps with the articles. A m o d el of the Fasces the symbol of power that the attend- ants of the consuls and dictators carried to show their power will be shown. From this word comes the modern Fascism the name of the party that Mussolini organ- ized. Old Roman B o o k s, posters, notebooks, pictures, and engines of war will make up the remain- der of the exhibition. Three Act Comic Mystery To Be Presented By Seniors O Kay by Adam Applebud, a three act comic mystery play has been selected by the play committee and director, Mr. C. Van Tassel, for the senior class production. . Tryouts for the eleven parts, five girls and six boys, were given after school yesterday in the auditorium. Roselyn Kenega is chairman of the committee, with Fredrick Glick, Arthur Pfefferle, Gertrude Swantek and Elson Erler as the other members. Two Woodward Students Submit Entries In Contest Pauline Grammer and Dorothy Shore, members qf the Social Science club are submitting es- says the George Washington Essay contest conducted by the Toledo Womens Business and Eudcational society. This contest is open to grade and high school students and closes January 31. A ANNUAL POPULARITY CONTEST, IS A STAGEDg SPONSORED BY TATTLER Ballots To Choose Miss and Mr. Woodward , Votes Must Be Cast In Front of Senior Study Hall HE ANNUAL Popularity Contest selecting the most popular Woodward girl and boy student to be named Miss and Mr. Woodward, is being sponsored by the Tattler. All students excepting those in the newswriting classes will be eligible in the competition for these positions by a coupon vote deposited' ' Kin the Tattler box in front of 216. PRESS ASSOCIATION ' TO MEET AT BLADE Toledo High School Press Association will conduct its gen- eral assembly meeting of Feb- ruary third in the executive rooms of the Toledo Blade build- ing. ' After a short business meeting and talk by a speaker supplied by the Toledo Blade, the entire group will make an extensive tour of all the departments in this local newspaper plant, in- cluding the editorial rooms. This meeting would originally have been held at Libbey, but through the courtesy of Dick Roberts and the Toledo Blade the above arrangments were made possible. Friendship Girls To See Comedy At Next Meeting Madame Fyi's Wax Models a one act comedy will be given Tuesday at the Friendship club meeting. Esther Jakcsy is in charge. l Members of the organization' who will impersonate the wax figures are Harriet Maier, Alvin Piezweiz, Lottie Minor, Ruth Kaiser, Alice Kalinowski, Alma Donarski, Irene Staczkiewicz, Pauline Grammer, and Alberta Teall. French I Students Present Play, La Femme- Muette Miss Adrienne Curtis' French I students presented La Femme Muette or The Dumb Wife at the French club meeting Wednesday, January 27. The play was under the direc- tion of Virginia Stockwicz. Among those who took part in the play were Helen Swaya, Ruth Leibovitz, Sam Schall, James Shemas, and Phillipp Weiss. Editor Of Nation Will Speak On Disarmaments At Forum Oswald GarrisontVillard, edi- tor of The Nation, will speak on the disarmament conference at Geneva and on what the liberal would like to see happen there, before the Saturday Night Open Forum in the R-K-O Palace 8p.m. January 30. Marie Connely and LaDonna Myers will attend the meeting. Dorothy Born, vice-president of this year's senior class and Martin Jankowski, graduate of last yearland winner of the Tat- tler Achievement cup, were ac- laimed as Miss and Mr. Wood- ward in last year's contest. The three girl and boy contest- ants who receive the highest number of votes cast will be an- nounced in February 5th issue of the Tattler, a week from today. The iinal vote designating the winners will be taken. . No judges are necessary as the students' votes alone will have a voice in the selection. In this week's preliminary contest, if the ballots are to be counted the Tat- tler coupons must be dropped in the box in front of 216 and not in the score guessing contest box in front the Tattler oflice, room 122. To designate your selection of the most popular girl and boy Continued on page 4 column 1 -.-i.. i English Orator To Speak In Convention Hall February 4 Winston Churchill, celebrated English orator, will speak Thurs- day, February 4, in Convention hall. His tour, earlier in the year, was postponed because of an automobile accident. Mr. Churchill's subject will be 'iThe World Economic Crisis . Tickets may be procured from Flora Ward Hineline, manager of the Town Hall Series. Boxing Candidates Meet For Elimination Tourney Eighteen pugilistic candidates will battle for the championship of their respective division Mon. night, at 7:30 in the boys' gym. Admission will be ten cents. Winners will compose the team that will represent Woodward at the city tournament to be held at the Y.M.C.A., Feb. 13 and 30. Rollie Bevan is coaching the boxers. - - - Woodward Students Speak Brian McKnight and Philip Hoag were speakers at an as- sembly at Chase school held last Wednesday. Their topic Was, What the Student Should Expect When They Attend High School. -nn ,... .. ..., . M- cfs .,.e..,.if:eJllvIll-as K . x..'- .'s THE WOODWARD TATFLER I THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER ' B R ii I Q J PRINC PA o s WFWHESFROMFWENDSI 51.25 ty ia. P.111.1z.fa?...2.2s I L P INT High School. Price 2c Per Issue. By Mr LaRue A ggllection of menus from va. - as ' rious parts ofthe country was ex- . The starting ofa new semester in school work is like Iigeigle Onental classes of Newspaper ee Member 5 -startinga new year. It is a time to readjust ourselves, The menu gelected as being the Xseemnosee l and if we have slipped a little, to make new resolves and meet interesting was from the a ssee -. f -f new in more ways than one, start ever. . Sheneei Lew Cafe, e Chinese ree- . N- . If ogg' sell of tus colnild Eealize the lmpgrtence of form- werent in Sen Freneieee The TATTLER STAFF ' mg goo a its o wor , o regu arity, an o promptness - ' ' i we should all be model students. What one studies this se- names of the artlcles of food are News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ..,...................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... .............. ...... R u th Dorf Display ........... ,...... .............. A l berta Teall Cartoonist ................ ............ A lvin Churski Poetry ...........,...................... Shelley Crayon Make-Up .......,... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ......,..................... Richard Pearce . Q Juli L bit Typists ................ 2 Gertrude Bhmfengeld Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Clara Wichowski Rosemdary Wietrzykowski an Members of the Sth hour News Writing class. Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery 1 4 1 or ITH e615 mme This paragraph, Mr. Senior, is dedicated especially to let you know, in its paternal way, that a mere twenty weeks stand be- tween you and the end of your public school life. In twenty weeks you will have to decide what you are going to do on leav- ing school. Will you go to college, try to get a job, or take a post grad course? Will you practice to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, journalist, mechanic, aviator, or what have you? lThere are also courses in drama, art, radio, television, music, and politicsj And so, shaking an older and wiser head, we suggest that you go in a huddle with the old folks at home, Mr. P. Dunsmore, and Mr. E. L. Clark, and prepare to become the Mr. Senior, well known---, alumni of Woodward high school. e t l We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-Fred Weisberg, for his workin assisting Coach Bevan with the basketball team. And to the Hall of Oblivion- The cheap beefers who don't like their grades and tell every- one but the teacher. a x s R Japan agrees to the open door policy as long as she can hold the key. R e 8 Headline-Six Japs and Five- hundred Chinese Die In Battle- If this keeps up soon there won't be any Japanese left.. j mester is not half so important as how the subjects are studied. Try to get started early. Don't let assignments pile up think- ing that over some week end or some other time you will catch up. If you do this, your work will become a disagreeable burden. Do your work now, work hard. The results will be sure, swift, and satisfying. TO SPONSOR EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM ROUP leadership training, parliamentary proceedings, and text work in municipal government were classed as being equally beneficial to Toledo University graduates by a recent study to determine what part of a municipal citizenship course has been most useful for the graduated students. In accordance with this survey the Tattler is sponsoring a Club Educational Program for the officers and advisers of all club and class organizations. With the cooperation of Tattler students and faculty members, a three lecture course has been planned, for the improvement of the most difficult phases of club work. Miss A. Curtis will begin the series with a talk on Methods of Planning and Type of Club Programs , conference hour, Mon- day February l. On the following Monday, February 8, Rules of Parliamentary Procedure will be explained by Miss M. J. Doering. In the third and last lecture of the series, conference hour, February 15, Mr. P. C. Dunsmore has the topic, The Importance and Benefit of Committee Work. Who's Who Robert Bader, junior, turned out to be our last quest and now we descend to the freshman class. Who's Who selects a brown haired, brown eyed, tall fresh- man lad who, one would think, would be found pouring over his books to earn all NA grades he gets. ' Unobtrusive with neither a haughty nor condescending air he is well liked by his classmates. He broke into the Woodward limelight when he won first prize in the National Book Week contest at Woodward. Alert eyes will help most to find him. Next week's Tattler will reveal his identity. e Scholarships Offered To High School Seniors Season for scholarship offers has begun with information bul- letins and phamphlets arriving atWoodward. Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, is offering ten scholarships to high school seniors. These awards are based on scholastic ability, attainments, and leader- ship and character qualities. More information may be ob- tained from data on the oifice bulletin board. Five Washington and - Lee scholarships will be given for the best five hundred word essay on Washington's Contribution to Education. If interested see in- formation in Tattler oflice. Hither And Yon Oh boy! Only about nineteen weeks left until school is over! There's Ray Woodhl still trying to make out a schedule. Be sure to pick the easy subjects, Ray.', Don't worry. I will. -Whoa! Woody DeShetler is still being complimented by Paul Kaseman for the fine fioor game he played against Central. Yeah, he was always on the fioor.-Didja hear Mr. Bevan's description of the referee of the reserve encounter? Well here 'tisz One of those Athletic Supply loafersf' With all fairness to the referee, it can be said that the officiating was punk. -- Dootsie Essak is as different from his sis, Miss Personality, as pre war stuff is from Blatz' Special. - Your correspondent is guest columnist. Pretty classy eh! Which draws us to the time when we must say--'iS'long until soup lines serve caviar. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Mon. Feb. 1-Tattler Subscrip- tion Campaign Begins Mon. Feb. 1-Saga Subscrip- tion Campaign Begins Thur. Feb, 4--Sophomore Movie f3rd and 4th hourl Fri. Feb. 5--Operetta Auditoruim 8:30 Oh, yes. The song writers have discovered that theme and seem -also rhyme. given in Latin letters and under- neath is an explanation of the contents. At the side is the name in Chinese characters. -- Lorain ,Hi- Standard, Lorain, Ohio. up:- George Washington- the God of credit men! He left a farewell address. -- The Craftsman, Tech- Hi, Milwaukee, Wis. 1 su 1 ' ' The electricity classes of Cen- tral High, are having detailed ex- periments in the theory of static electricity. This subject which was discontinued since last year, taught the boys a goodly number of lessons in adopting practical electrical knowledge.-- Central Hi Record, Sioux City, Iowa., J. To err is humang to forgiven d1v1ne.-Pope.--Paseo P r e ss,- Kansas, Mo. F F 8 , The car- H . ' Best car, ever!---The owner. If he'd only trade it in on a. new Powder Puff DeLuxe--his wife. Even my frat brothers are ashamed to be seen in it-- The son. X,!! 'KcensoredJ-The traffic cop. 1 A We'll give you S10 on a trade in.--The auto salesman.-East 'CI-gech Scarab, East Hi, Cleveland, no. - Have you heard that: ' Our noble sports editor fiunked, gym? Only because he didn't take it. - , - After seeing both the Arizona Kid and the Romance of the Rio Grande, Kenneth Baker wants to see a reel two gun ro- mance. The hardest work done all year, for many students was making of schedules last Monday? Am- bitious sayings such as this were frequent, Aw, sure take Coni- munity Life. It's easy. t' Ted Lewis is almost as good as Rosemary Wietrzykowski when it comes to master of .cere- monying? -' When looking for Dora Sax at any basketball game, 'one should always look for Charley Fritch, for it is he' who tries keeping the doctor away with apples during intermission? Mr. Fritch insists that girls and only girls are eligible to receive them? One for Winchell--And they calliweather vane. e R -4 is xg ra '-- '--- 1 4 J 1 .4 Zimmerman and Reeves Woodward Cubs Lead In ,...,, .' T .+ 'f!w. s,...'f '5:-1-f -' ' .. '-.43-gf -.iff W i 'Q l I W' I W -., s l ,N . ..1. -,V X..-. -. . ,. X ,ix 1 Q e, . 2 THE WOODWARD TATTLER C POLAR BEAR TEAM. - ON TWO-DAY TRIP Play Lima Central Tonight, Findlay To' Be Foes Saturday Woodward Cagers left this morning on their first real road trip of the year to meet Central High of Lima and Findlay on successive nights, Friday and Saturday. The Bears will have to play hard to score a victory over each of the down-staters. Lima, who last year defeated Woodward, Waite, and Libbey, boasts a win over Findlay in their record this season. Q Findlay has a small but veter- an and fast passing squad. Beltz of football fame, is the scoring threat of Blue and Gold. The rest of the starters will probably be Cornwell and Leach at for- wards and Brandman and -McKitrich at guards. Findlay has falready beaten Libbey and .DeVilbiss, and hope to make this their third victory over a Toledo school. ' Coach Bevan is using these games and those next week to give his' squad more experience before they begin their city schedule against St. John's, February 9. CITY STANDINGS Waite and Scott will tangle for the top spot when they meet on the court to-night. Neither team has been defeated in the city race. Polar Bears hold a 500 per-centage due to their over- whelming victory over the Irish. Complete standings are: School W. L. Ave. Waite 3 0 1.000 Scott 2 0 1.000 Woodward 1 1 .500 DeVilbiss 1 1 .500 Libbey p 0 1 .000 St. J ohn's 0 2 .000 Central 0 2 .000 -. - - 5 J Please, Scott Dear Scott Hi: Please, please beat tonight and give us crack at the city title. ' - Yours, l ' Woodward. RS. You have a tough job cut but for you. Waite another Depression hit the doctors so hardthat they're using borsht fbeet soupl for blood trans- fusions. if 'lf 1 'Attentionl A reward will be given to the student who brings Morris Weber to school before 9 o' clock. is i ll Johnny Kalinowski asked Ted Lewis whether his singing made him so popular with the women. Johnny sings in the operetta f'Up In The Air. g BE rms I 5 an Roscnssrze-U-Nw, Since he heard that all the snow melted at Lake Placid, Jim Nazium, always willing to help, suggests that the winter Olym- pics be held on Central's floor. Anybody who can't slide there can't slide anywhere, is our friend's reason fer a bright idea. The Bear's defeat of Central lkiday, continued the consecu- tive string of victories a Wood- ward team has turned in over the Irish in every scheduled court contest between the two schools. t l t Bill Reeves, Woodward's elon- gated center, has been fouled more often than any other of the Bears. After having been fouled nine times by the small Central team, Bill is beginning to won- der why they don't pick on some- body their own sizeg like Milt Zimmerman, his abbreviated teammate. ' x t In all of Woodward's games so far this year, the first points chalked up for the Bears were scored by Randolph , Smith. Smith, besides leading Wood- ward in point making, is tied with Tschogl, of Waite as the highest scoring guard in the city. l if C The junior division of the Woodward Senior Hi-Y will play a similar group from DeVilbiss in a second preliminary to the varsity game when the two schools meet February 11. The game will begin at 6:15. ' Girls' Gym Gists l Just think, seventy girls ap- peared in the girls' gym for be- ginners' clogging, Tuesday con- ference hour. Miss S. Cornwell, instructor, will teach a second class after schoql o.n Wenesday. Leaders will be graded for all the work that they do in class and. after schpok . New plan of squad organi- zation aifecting freshmen, soph- omores, juniors, and seniors, will go into effect in the Monday and Wednesday fourth and eighth hour classes taught by Miss S. Cornwell. Squad captains will be changed every four weeks, thus giving every girl in the squad a chance to lead the team. Girls in the Leaders' class who received an A are to be compli- mented, for a perfect grade is much harder to get in Leaders' class than in.regular gym. 1 Gym classes and squad leaders were changed this week. LONG SHORT ENDS GIVE TEAM SPIRIT i This may seem like one of Ripley's Believe It or Not col- umns but it's only Bill Reeves our six foot tip 05 artist and Milt Zimmerman the flashy little for- ward. Both are carrying Wood- ward varsity colors on the court this season. Bill is up among the select when it comes to getting points while Milt's passing and general floor game keeps the foe worried. Raceg Beat Waite, Central Hard-fought victories over Waite and Central have given Woodward reserves the lead in the city race. The Cubs eked out a one-point victory over the Waite reserves in defeating them, 17-16, and then proceeded to win from Central by a 24-18 score. The outcome ofthe Waite game was in doubt until the final gun. The lead see-sawed back and forth between the two teams and no points were scored without a fight. Coach Hanham sent in and jerked plenty of players in order to find his strongest combination. A half minute before the game ended, Vic Isenstein sank a basket to give Woodward its slim winning lead. DeShetler led the scoring with five points. The game with Central was ru- ined by bad refreeing although the fans were treated with plenty of ight. Schellar, Irish forward, started out to beat Woodward single-handed and scored 12 points to give his team a 14-13 lead at half time. From the time Central led 11-10 until the Cubs took a 19-16 lead neither five was out in front by more than a single point. Lawson with six and Swan with five points led the Woodward scoring. Miss Wetterman began the second semester with. a bang, She scolded -a freshman boy for running in the hall. BEARS BREAK EVEN J: IN TITLE CONTESTS Reeves, Smith Head Quintet In Victory Over Central , Bill Reeves and Randolph Smith were all Woodward need- ed Friday to gain an even break in the city title race when they scored twenty-eight points be- tween them' to lead the Bear quintet to a 35-19 victory over Central. , The Bears gained an early 7-0 lead before the Irish started scoring and finished the initial quarter with an 84 lead. Each team scored six points to bring the score at the half to 14-10. Woodward came back even stronger in the second half as they collected twenty points while holding Central to -nine. Schick, who led the Irish with eight points, dropped in three baskets in the closing stanza to increase Central's score. Lineup and summary: ' - Woodward Central G F T G F T Taylor, f 1 1 3 Schickf 4 0 8 Zim'an, f 1 0 2 Abrass,f 0 1 1 Harvey,f 0 1 1 McGrath,f 0 0 0 Reeves, c 5 5 15 McCarthy, c 0 0 0 Smith, g 6 1 13 Medlin, g 2 2 6 Ziebar, g 0 1 1 Connell, g 2 0 4 Totals 13 9 35 Totals 8 319, BEARS DROP TO WAITE A weak defense caused Wood- ward to drop their first city game to Waite by a 34-16 score. The East-Siders looked like a championship team as they took a 11-1 lead at the end of the quarter and increased it to 16-3 at halftime. Woodward made their biggest threat in the Second half when the scoring became more even. Rutter was the high point maker of the fray with 12 points, followed by Kaiser with seven. Reeves and Smith each scored five points for Woodward. Lineup and Summary, Waite Woodward G F T G Fl T Willard, f 1 2 4 Taylor, f 0 0 0 Burr, f 1 0 2 Holas, f 0 1 1 Kaiser,f 2 3 7 Harvey,f 1 0 2 Rutter, c 5 2 12 Zim'an, f 1 1 3 Reddish, g 0 1 1 Reeves' c 1 3' 5 Nessif, g 1 1 3 Smith, g 2 1 5 Tschogl, g 2 1 5 Ziebar, g 0 0 0 Totals 12 10 34 Totals 5 6 16 Fred Hanna Guesses Score - Of Waite Gameg Lima Next Fred Hanna, former Waite stu- dent, was the lucky guesser. His score was the nearest correct one of the many entered. He will re- ceive a ticket to the St. John's game to be played here. ' ' Woodward plays Lima Central at Lima tonight. The lucky guesser of this game will also receive a ticket to the St. J ohn's game. Lima Central ........... Woodward ............ Name .................. Home Room ......... -k - -I. -,gras yy.-.f rw- THE WOODWARD TATTLER SECOND SEMESTER CLASSES CHANGED Five New Classes Offered To Students In New Semester With the beginning of the s second semester several changes took place in the schedule of classes. All economic classes have been changed to business inanagement, taught exclusively by Mr. V. Alberstett. Business Psychology has been replaced by Commercial Law, in which Mr. Worf is instructor. Algebra I and III classes have been dropped and students desir- ing these subjects must wait un- til the next semester. Twenty- flve students are enrolled in Mr. Rike's new trigonometry class. Newswriting I taught during the eight hour by Miss Marie Doer- ing, has an enrollment of twenty- seven pupils. A new subject, which has never been taught before in any Toledo high school, called Descriptive Geometry is being offered this semester in Woodward. Mr. W. F. Rohr, the instructor, has cho- sen a few select, pre-engineering students to be in this class. Mem- bers are Richard Eckert, Brian McKnight, Abe Brandman, Ralph Bradley, Arthur Wildey, Walter: Cuszynski, and Hobart Went- Fworth. . ..i ..-....T.- ,Junior In Scout Contest At Art Museum February 12 -. Marvin Trattner, junior, will represent the West district of the ,Toledo Area council in the coun- cil-wide Boy Scout Oath and Law Speaking contest to be held in the Toledo Museum of Art, February -12. -l Scout Trattner was selected after competing with other repre- sentatives of the West district. 1 Stanley Glowczewski, fresh- 'man of the Rotar club troo , Y P and James Moll, sophomore, of the Riverside School Parent Teacher troop, competed in the contest of the North Central dis- trict. Juniors To Make Decision On Class Rings At Meeting At their next meeting the Juniors will decide on the class ring. Two rings, one- in black onyx and gold shank, the other in black onyx and silver shank sell for 35.50. A flat silver ring .sells for 34.75. The J. J. Freeman Co. are the retailers. 5 Ellen Jane Scarisbick, James Nassar, and Phyllis Netz are on the ring committee. Annual Popularity Contest Continued from page 1 students in Woodward fill out .the following coupon with their gnames. .Girl Boy N F X'9 Tf 'f! '4'P V 1'f 5 9 '? '9 '9 W'34 Under The Tattler 4' 5 Torch Light ,fa-usa-4-awiwiea-.4..i'++x Art Pfeiferle Tattler Torch illuminates the region known as back stage and discovers Art Pfeiferle, who is the man behind the screen at many student productions. He is responsible to see that the many odd jobs off stage are done properly. Art is a member of the senior play committee and belongs to the Quill and Dagger and Plane Societies. He spends his spare time fooling around with radio. Science is his favorite study. The brilliant glow of the torch fades as the footlights are turned on and Art Pfefferle is ready on the job as another play is being presented. Twenty-Seven Enrolled In Newswriting Class Twenty seven students have enrolled in the eighth hour news- writing class. The cubs are Ches- ter Matuszak, Stephania Gor- yszewska Cora Belle Kehrer, Anita Eurenius, Naomi Harrison, Ann Leswiewicz, Wilma Harr- ison, Helen Hartman, Alice Kreft, Alice Henzler, Arther Ber- kowitz, Ethel Dull, Mae McKni- ght, Robert Ridenour, Charles Klinksick, Marion Kerwin, Mar- garet Williams, Ann Wegener, Victoria Kosaowski, Mary Jane McDonald, Virginia Zitz, Ruby Webb, Alvina Piesiewicz, Evelyn Mackey, Catherine Trepinski, Irene Caudill, and John Kalin- owski. All students are sophomores with the exception of John Kali- nowski, senior. ak Q Second Semester Drive For Subscriptions Monday First subscription campaign of second semester will start next Monday.- An added feature of this drive will be the popularity contest. A subscription to the Tattler will be necessary to cast your vote as only the coupons printed in the paper will be accepted. Leona Jacobs, business man- ager of the Tattler, will be in charge of this campaign assisted by Alvina Piesiewicz, Alice Kreft, Mae McKnight, Arthur Ber- kowitz, Robert Ridenour, and Charles Klinsick, members of the eighth hour newswriting class. SOPHOMORES LEAD IN PERFECT CARDS Junior Are Second, First Year Students Are Third Sophomores led the classes in all A students, with the following five receiving all A's: Stephania Goryzewska, Corabella Kehrer, Alice Kreft, Ruth Ramlow, and Anna Wegener. Those closely missing the all Almark, by one B, were Alice Henzler and Carl Joseph. Juniors came second with Doro- thy Shore receiving a perfect card, Ann Ein and Georgia Millis missing it by one B. Those students causing t h e freshman class to come third with four A's and one B were Molly Meerkrebs, Harry Childers, and Sam Schall. The two seniors who received four A's and a B each, were Esther Goldstein and Joe Stein. Deadline Flashes Note the new blue corduroy jackets the boys are sporting. They were solicited at Woodward by a no less famous personage than old Charlie Warner, former- ly a baseball player with the New York Giants. . Selma Kozman,31' former ex- change editor of the Tattler, is visiting in New York. Give my regards to Breoailway, girlie. The bridge fever having struck Joe Altschuller and Joe Stein, the boys challenge all Woodwardite comers to a 5000 point auction game. Ar- rangements may be made by seeing either Joe. Actually we mean. 8 if I Miss A. Curtis spoke at the Y.W. C. A., Monday for the Inter- City Friendship Club Council on the subject, What can we do to help? - Second-Hand Bookroom Is Reopened Till February 3 Operating of the second-hand bookroom was reopened Monday by the Salesmanship club and will remain open till Wednesday, February 3. Room 253 is used as the book store. Students are requested to turn in their old books especially the following: Secretarial Training by Reigner, Modern Business by Marshall Sz Wiese, and Com- merical Law by Wallace H. Whigam. Dorothy Blankenstein and Frances Elliott are in full charge of this work. I Far be it from us to pass any dirty cracks about Central's slippery floor. LETTER RECEIVED FROM MINNESOTA Principal Gets Word From Former Libbey High Student Perhaps you may recall, 'way back in the days of 1925 of hav- ing Frances Dietz in your class. l believe I have written to you since my coming here. This is my second year here, and I like my work very much. Our school is a United States Government Indian Boarding school and we have nine grades, beginning with the first. I am teaching the third grade, assist- ing in the school office, adviser of the dramatic club and one of the advisers of the school paper. This excerpt was taken from a letter sent by Mrs. Frances Dietz Rhoades to Mr. LaRue, who taught her at Libbey high school. Mrs. Rhoades is working at the Pipestone Indian School in Pipestone, Minnesota, where she acts as adviser forthe editq, rial staff of the Flyingf.Agrovv5!? school newspaper. - The paper, a' copy soffjqhich was enclosed in the letters is mimeographed in four cglorsg and contains eleven,-pg filled with school, troowp X from the home ies of its paper to the ig Q weekly work and feature sectionsf f' The Tattler plans to se af init if . ' rw! Four Teams Yet To Taste Defeat In BasketBall Loop The race for intra-mural basket ' ball honors has narrowed down to two undefeated teams in each league. Machine Shop and Wood Shop are out in front in the National League with three wins in three games. Electrical Club and Sr. Hi-Y are tied for second with one loss. Standings including Tues- day's games are: Polish Knights '3 0 1.000 Peiuper Club 3 0 .000 Pica Club 2 1-15Tl1'667 Auto Mech. 2 67 Commerce -1 Q 3 Jr. Hi-Y A - 1 ,.T2ifflf '2333 Aviation 0 3 .000 Latin 0 3 A .000 In the American leaguegllblish Knights and Peiuper Clublshare top spot with three straight wins: Pica Club and Auto Mechanics -4' . each have lost one game. 'wg 3 0 Q Machine Shop 1.000' Wood Shop 3 O 1.000 Elect. Club 2 1 .667 Sr. Hi-Y 2 1 ' .667 Pencil Pushers 1 2 ,333 Quill 8z Dagger 1 2 .333 French Club 0 3 .000 General Shop 0 , 3 .000 -1.-.il Mind Your Own Business, is the Eleventh Commandment Mr. LaRue has put into effect. If Europe forgets the World War as easily as she forgets her debts--aw, whats the use? -E -I 2:3151 ili,Y75 X .iii 213 .L J K.: x K J V , . , is K A.. K X .. - , .v . .r . i 1 V 5 F F x . t Q . . K- Q. kg. K s ,ev A fivikfxitigwsjx . l 1 A . - . p . . j . -. A . ,Q K Constantly, Consistently Constructive I ' Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, February 5, 1932 No. 18 SIX STUDENTS ARE SENIOR HI-Y BOYS LOIS HOTZ TO MAKE FIRST OPERETTA TO CHOSIQILS-Y VOTERS Former Miss Woodward Is In Runningg Final Chance Tonight Q Dorothy Born, former Mis s Woodward, is again one of the contestants for the title of Miss Woodward in the annual popu- larity contest. The other tw o winners in the preliminary con- test are Lillian Shoen, secretary . of the senior class, and a junior girl, Phyllis Netz, president of the Friendship club. The three boy students in the final running for the Mr. Wood- d ' are Paul Boardman, the senior class and DeShetler, pres- junior class and Hi Y pres- every- war title activities. were chosen the student 12 issue of the Tattler the names of the Miss and Mr. Wood- ofthe six names, and one girl, on the fol- coupon for your final vote contest and box outside 2:30 today. ' ........... Dorothy Born ........Lillian Sheon ............Phyllis Netz ............Paul Boardman -g efDeShetler -s.' -'i l Strohm ' A Prepares an g or Annual J -Hop A for the annual J -Hop to - --ii Woodward February 13, I g completed by Esther J ali' chairman. Co ggi' 2 - chairmen are Miles Boo ' orationg Bob Eiseman, pro .fu r Irvin Greenspoon, ticketsg Morton Milstein, publici- t and Vern Davidson, refresh- . ents. Frank Lightfoot's Black and .Tan Orchestra will provide the 3 music. Tickets are 851.00 couple f and 5.75 single and may be pur- chased from any member of the ' junior cabinet or committees. Committee Is Busy Morton Milstein, Joe Friedman and Donald Schaefer, members - .of the advertising committee for agthe J-Hop, went to Scott and DeVi1biss high schools Wednes- day, where they placed posters Wi announcing the annual Junior Qi ,class dance. 1 3 2, I fjlfrggfx' L. . in SPONSOR BANQUET Mr. Waldo Bowman Will Be Toastmaster At Boys Fete Vocational guidance banquet sponsored by Senior Hi-Y for Woodward senior and junior boys will be held next Wednes- day evening at 6315 P.M. in the cafeteria. Mr. Waldo Bowman ofthe Rupp and Bowman Co. will serve as toastmaster. Prominent men in all kinds of professions who have been se- cured to meet and discuss with the boys their desired vocations are Dr. P. Hohly, Mr. Amos Conn, Mr. Ross Billet, Mr. Carrol Horton, Mr. Charles LaRue, Mr. Harold Williams, Mr. W. D. Ruth, Mr. W. J. Sherman, Mr. Tom Nolan, Mr. Albert Fall, Mr. Bryan Huston, Mr. W. Rupp, and Mr. Waldo Bowman. The discussion will take place at 7:15. Banquet fee is twenty five cents. Committee in charge is Fred Slawski, Vern Davidson, and Richard Eckert. Alumni Association To Hold Card Party February Tenth Woodward Alumni Associ- ation is sponsoring a card party to be held in the home of Miss Thelma Luttenberger, 2620 Elm Street, Wednesday e V e n i n g , February 10. Tallies per person are thirty-iive cents and tables may be reserved by calling J effer- son 6275. Ruth Pfund is in charge of ar- rangements. Proceeds will be used for scholarship fund. Prominent Toledo Aviator To Speak At Aviation Fete Jerry Nettleton, a prominent Toledo aviator, will speak at the Father and Son's banquet to be given by the Aviation Society in room 307 Thursday, Fedruary 11 at 7:00 P. M. Mr. Lawrence Nuber is adviser of the club. Aviation films among which will be The First Flight of the Dirigible Akron will be shown by Mr. Clyde D. Van Tassel. Treasurer, Reporter Chosen By Social Science Students Dorothy Getz was elected treas- urer and Marie Swaya reporter, at the meeting of the Social Sci- ence club in Miss Edna McLaugh- lin's room last Wednesday during conference hour. Virginia Boza, president, will appoint the pro- gram and entertainment com- mittee. The dues will be twenty cents for the next semester. - .i..-. 'Miss Hannah Shaw gave an informal address to the Junior Auxiliry last Tuesday evening. WOODWARD DEBUT Courtesy of Toledo Blade Lois Hotz Miss Lois Hotz, who formerly entertained Waite with her fine soprano voice, will make her Woodward debut in the operetta, Up In the Air, tonight. Lois is the junior girl who sang the school song as a part of the Woodward radio program last Saturday. GRACE HUMPHREY TO SPEAK AT WOOD WARD An American Woman Looks at Poland, is the title of the talk to be given by Miss Grace Humphrey, writer and traveler, Wednesday, February 10, confer- ence hour in the auditorium. Miss Humphrey is a present day author, and recognized au- thority on Poland. She lived and worked among the Polls chieiiy to secure enough true information to write. Woodward and Toledo Univer- sity are the only Toledo schools being visited by her on a coast to coast lecture tour. She is brought to Woodward by the International Club, and Miss A. Curtis. Alumni Fills Relief Basket Members of the Woodward Alumni Association at their next meeting, February 5, will each contribute something to a basket which will be given to some needy family in the Woodward district. Resolution for this welfare work was passed by the Execu- tive commitee. Seniors Profit By Movie One hundred and two dollars have been added to the coffers of the senior class as the result of the movie presentation last week. Senior class extends a sincere thanks to all who hel ed to make P .this project a success. . .. . - . ,-14. '.-L:r4.e..1n.'5.L3L.:abi3'.'. BE GIVEN TONIGHT Lois Hotz Has Leading Part . In Glee Clubs Initial Effort Up in the Air, a breezy oper- etta in two acts, will be pre- sented by the Woodward Glee club in the auditorium this even- ing. Lois Hotz, leading lady, who is the daughter of Mr. Burbank, portrayed by Robert Eiseman, is wooed by Harold Post, enact- ed by Paul Boardman. John Kalinowski, a movie magnate, who proposes to stage a spec- tacular flying stunt by a young aviator, Marvin Yewey, offers a prize to any amateur who will make a parachute jump. Harold seizes on this as his opportunity to make good and plans various alibis which will prevent his actually going up, while gaining credit for the bravery. One by one these alibis fail, getting Harold more and more involved. Jim, the comic part, will be portrayed by Bob Bader, Haro1d's busy-body friend. These complications bring about a thrilling solution. ' Mr. Clarence Ball is directing the production. Tickets are thir- ty-five cents. i Woodward orchestra, under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum, will accompany the Glee club. --. - Senior Cast Selected Mildred Troup in the title role heads the cast selected for the senior class play. Others in the cast are Roselyn Kenaga, Doro- thy Phillips, Corinne Miller, Esther Goldstein, George Barrow, Vincent Strohm, hed Glick, Bryan McKnight, Abe Goldberg, and Meyer Hoffenblum. Mr. C. Van Tassel will direct. Mass Meeting Presented Glee club presented a mass meeting today conference hour. Rosemary Wietrzykowski was chairman and introduced the leading characters. A few skits were performed by the followingg Lois Hotz, Lucille Hill, Paul Boardman, John Kalinowski, Arthur Kaminsky, and Marvin Yewey. -mlm .iii , Saga To Take Pictures' V Photographer will take pic- tures of all clubs for the Saga next Thursday starting at nine o'clock. Twelve minutes will be allowed for each club. Further announcement will be in the bulletin. A Lillian Williams is in charge of the picture.. - ' Kaz, s L.. Li..m....lll.L A 2.1 1.9-0.2 k..2.'2!I!.3:.l'.'Ess.a,LSL3.J ...L...m.g..... il F- ,.. .sw M511 . X ,.., 4 K .-.3 fs fi . El -I is .J 4 .S 115 - '3 is Qs 'Ui , 4 - -u xii .iv . .N -2. TCP? - .E .jug .Si v is ri .Ni .-. .1 .Eg 'E 1 1 fi 72 . ii 1 fl .5 , il ,i ' 'fi E K X ' ' c N 'rHE3wooDwARDTfrA'1'rLEa gg .THE WOUDWARD TA'1'fI-ER MAKE YOUR EDUCATION COUNT FLASHES FROM FRlENDS'l l Pgylgchgd :gd ggnydofwfgogggggl SPECIALLY for upperclass high school students should the q e y e p s High School. Price 2c Per Issue. . Newspaper Pgwg-gM?:r:'g1:A J Member X f'lYf4s9QW'9 A TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,., William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman -Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ........ ..................... R uth Dorf Display ................. ............... A lberta Teall Cartoonist ...................,......... Alvin Churski Poetry .............................. .... S helley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Q Julia Lubit I1w'P1StS ................ 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Clara Wichowski Rosemtiiry Wietrzykowski an Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisors I Mr. Hugh Montgomery I 1 ml e615 nn-on Saga oflice is beginning to re- sound with the old familiar noises of typewriters clicking and -pencils tapping, bringing to mind another Saga campaign. Discontent with the present type of Saga has often been ex- pressed but with the addition of a club section the Woodward year book should appeal to the entire student body. Still preserving the idea of a senior publication seniors should be foremost in its support. But the other features of the book hold priceless memories for every student. Every school project should be put over as well as pos- sible. Let's all buy a Saga. G i l Paul Boardman, Leon Zotkow, Glen Merriam, and Lois Hotz are to be commended on their participation in the Woodward radio program. The three boys wrote and delivered their speech- es themselves. at F We Nominate to the Hall of Fame--Mr. Clyde Van Tassel and Miss Anne G. Wetterman who with their heavy teaching load have still consented to direct the senior and junior class plays. R S U Private history explains many cases of absence sometimes but Monday's large absence may have been due to some public history, LaSalle and Koch's Remnant Day. selection of a career or life work be one of the greatest problems now facing them to be solved. Are you making your school education serve as a preparatory. course for the position you would like to occupy after you have graduated? . The only way to fit yourself in the proper niche of the world's business is to definitely decide now what field you prefer or are bestdfitted for and begin immediately to work with that goal in min . e Annual Hi-Y Vocational Guidance banquet for junior and senior boys will undoubtedly prove to be of greatest value and aid to them in settling any doubts or difficulties in their minds concerning the various vocations in which the boys are interested. A similiar idea for the girls might be an interesting project to work out for some enterprising club at Woodward. Any pro- gram of this type invariably proves to be greatly beneficial to the participants not only because the student is brought into closer connection with his chosen career, but also through the business contacts thus made. ' REVIVE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ERHAPS every Woodward student, at one time or another, has thought about student government for Woodward. This system has been tried several times at our school, only to die out again. In the middle of last semester a group of fifteen Woodward students received permission from Mr. C. LaRue to investigate the advantages and disadvantages of a student government organiza- tion. These students formed committees and visited all the junior and senior high schools in the city to observe the different sys- tems of councils and methods of procedure. A student government questionaire has also been sent to out of town schools inquiring about their systems of student gov- ernment. As soon as all of the answered questionaires are re- ceived the committee of investigation will in some manner, prob- ably by home room lectures, deliver to the student body all the information accumulated by the committee. Then it is up to the student body to act. So be thinking about student government. Who's Who Our pleasant freshman guest of last week was Sam Schall. Rising one more grade we meet a busy sophomore who divides his time between the second and third floor, a brunette junior girl being the attraction on the sec- ond floor. Clad usually in brown he in- dicates a liking for sport apparel. He's of medium heighth, brown haired, and brown eyed. His extra curricular duties cen- ter mainly on the Junior Hi-Y of which he is an important officer. This semester he joined the eighth hour Newswriting class. If you haven't identiied him by Friday read next week's column. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Operetta Up in the Air 18115 P. MJ Mon. Feb. 8-Parliamentary Law Talk fConference Hourj Tues. Feb. 9--St. Johns-Wood- ward Game fHereJ Wed. Feb. 10--Hi-Y Banquet Lieutenant A1 Williams Talks At Toledo U. Thursday Lieutenant Al Williams, noted army flier, spoke on Governmen- tal Aviation in the Little Theatre of Toledo University last evening at 7:30. Seventeen members of the Woodward Aviation s o ci e t y, sponsored by Mr. Lawrence Nuber, attended the lecture. Hither And Yon Making the rounds in fifteen minutes today so hang on. Have you n o t i c e d the way Mr.P. Thomae pokes his head out to ,see if any of those cute Wood- ward girls are passing. Louise Nassar and Mary Briley sitting on the coldest radiator they can ind talking about their oper- ation and hearts. Speaking of hearts, Ben Schall has a lovely, lacy one in his locker that he is going to send to-? PuH, Puff, just have to speak to Mr. LaRue about an elevator!! Yes, I know itfs Louise Korecki, she has cleaned all the neighbors' attics so that her team will win in the French paper sale. Oh me-every time Harold Ardner's mother packs his lunch he hasn't the courage to leave his locker- blame him? Edward Stelnicki has decided not to eat in the cafe- teria because someone is always breaking a dish and reminding him of China. Just canit make it up to the third iioor so we must part---Goodbye. .i1.. SEN IORS! Seniors! February 13, is the deadline for having pictures taken for the Saga. Get them as soon as possible. As part of the class work, Miss Edith Murphyis sophomore Eng- lish classes are dramatizing iceiies from acts in As You Like Girls should be kept on their feet and in good running order. . Consequently the b o y s in t h e wood shop at Collinwood High, i have decided to charge each girl whose heel they Hx five cents.-- Collinwood Spotlight, C o 1 li n- Wood Hi., Cleveland, Ohio. Five feet: Might I have this ,. dance? Six feet: Yes, you mite. -East Tech Scarab, East Tech, W Cleveland, Ohio, , Girls! You donit want to have long skinny arms, stiE fingers, and weak backs when that J -Ho comes along. Bowling will develi op muscle, and make your arms l have beautifully rounded curves, limber up your fingers, and straighten out your back. Inci- dentally this will increase your bids to prom.- Central High News, Central Hi, Kalamazoo, Mich. 8 i Q - Tramp- Can you oblige me with something to eat? Housewife--Go to the wood- shop and take a few chops.--Hi- Crier, Vocational Hi, Toledo, Ohio. at Q O Tacks point heavenward when they mean mischief. Don't bluff. You always get caught.--Retina, Wa ite Hi., Toledo, Ohio. ' , U fx Obi 'll o RQIEIKE Have you heard that: l As quickly as Joe Altschuler l can say Jack Robinson, is the newest simile? Lois Hotz received two tele- phone calls following her musical vocalization over the radio? No, they weren't threatening. There are rumors afloat that Paul Boardman is to replace Floyd Gibbons as international news correspondent in China? Willie Fingerhut didn't pass out any gum for two days last week, while mourning the death of William Wrigley J r.? Pearl Blanky started a new fad of artificial beauty marks, which ' is proving popular from the re- cent appearances of them on the most observing visages? Our basketeers must really be in a fitting condition to absorb the steak they had in Lima, and still beat the home towners? The only non-conditioned personage, Tattler's sporting editor, was the one fatality of the trip. Red Smith was a big help on the trip. He saw to it, personally that very little was left over on the plate at meal times, he acted as a one-man cheering section, and as a consulting expert on the subject of basketball and railroads. 1 l i 1 THE WOODWARD TATTLER BOXING TOURNAMENT BEAR CAGERS BEAT I . P KENTON, BLUME ARE HELD IN WOODWARD STRONG LIMA TEAM 'BEPR f'KC'I'S BEARS NEXT FOES Large Crowd Views 10 Good Randolph Smith Leads Both i A YBU ROSENBERQ' X Woodward Cagers Leave On Boutsg Patterson Is Taems With Fourteen S- ' 'S I P - fr-if Referee A good crowd viewed ten in- teresting boxing bouts Monday evening in the boys' gym in an elimination tournament to select Woodward's representatives in the high school boxing meet at the Y. M. C. A. Feb. 13 and 20. Boxers of six divisions were par- ticipants. The bouts consisted of three two-minute rounds. In the fiyweight division, Ed Roman shaded Jack Bauman in a fast bout. George Frazer de- feated Robert LeFerere, and Les Ward beat J. B. Cleveland in featherweight division contests. Ben Malaska pulled the iron man stunt of the evening in winning two hard fought battles from Chester Murzynski and Bill Martin, lightweights. Martin had previously defeated Joseph Grzyminski in the best fought battle of the night. Throughout the entire three rounds, Bill and Joe stood toe to toe in a slug- ging fest, neither giving the other an edge. Martin's faster punching enabled him to eke out the decision. Carl Joseph also defeated two men in the welterweight di- vision, winning from Vincent Kelly and Harold Harris. Harris' boxing ability and speed offered Joseph much trouble, but a hard right hand was of much service in his wins. Jim Boyd, 156 pounder, and Irvin Ohlers, 168, staged a no de- cision exhibition bout, since neither had any opponent. The bout was stopped in the second round when Jimmy hurthis hand. It had plenty of thrills while it lasted. George Barrow, the only heavyweight entrant, had no op- ponent in his division. Jimmy Patterson refereed all bouts on the program. Judges were Strom and Hunter. All are from the Y.M.C.A. Homer Han- ham, gym instructor, was the timekeeper. Bears To Meet Two City Opponents In Three Days Woodward Polar Bears will re- sume their inter-city battles when they meet St. John's here Tuesday. Coach Tiernan's Saints will give the Bevanites plenty of worry as the Woodward cagers will only have a two day rest be- fore meeting the small but ag- gressive cage team. Thursday the Bears meet the Tigers in the DeVilbiss gym. Lee Miller, the Tiger forward, who is leading the individual scorers with 91 points, is the main scor- ing threat. , Frequent changes in girls' intra- mural basketball games are nec- essary because of the matinee dances. Markers Polar Bear five opened their first road trip with a 20-16 victory over Central High of Lima at South gym last Friday. The Bears played a fine defen- sive game in holding Central's scoring attack to three baskets in each half and led by Smith with fourteen points, counted enough to offstand a late rally. With the victory, Woodward avenged the defeat the Lima team handed it early last year. Taylor Starts Scoring A Taylor field goal followed by Harvey's free throw opened the scoring and helped give Vlood- ward a slim 6-5 lead at the end of the quarter. The Bears func- tioned better in the second period and drew farther away from their opponents. The score at half time was 12-7. Second Half Is Rough The Central squad displayed a rough brand of basketball and before the game ended, both Vit- tur and Turner were forced to leave the fioor because of too many personals. Taylor's defen- sive work and Zeibar's all-round play were outstanding for the Bears. Vittur and Brentlinge led the Lima team in scoring with six points each. Lineup and Summary, Woodward Lima Central T G F T G Taylor 1 0 2 Blose 2 0 4 Harvey 0 1 1 Vittur 2 2 6 Reeves 0 2 2 Turner 0 0 0 Ziebar 0 1 1 Brentlige2 2 6 Smith 6 2 14 Newton O 0 0 Totals 7 6 20 Totals 6 4 16 F I LIMA TRIP HIGHLIGHTS When Bill Reeves shook hands with his Lima opponent our di- minutive center remarked Meet the great Reeyestf' t 1 Coach Bevan had a tough time Ending a bed large enough for Reeves. . ' . Tom Harvey made quite a hit with the colored elevator girl at the Argonne 'Hotel in Lima. Two 81.50 ties were offered by Coach Bevan to the boys who played the best offensive and de- fensive game. Randolph Smith and Russ Taylor were the winners. - ' ' Six loyal Woodward boosters were present at the Findlay game. They were Goldye Markovitz, Dave Odesky, Joe Friedman John Kalinowski, Richard Kaszubiak and Norbert Duszylnski. Mr. and Mrs. C. C.LaRue were also at Findlay, Saturday night. The Alumni game that usually starts the basketball season for Woodward will be played Feb.23 instead this year. This game should be one of the toughest tests for the Bears as there are several professional, semi-pro, and independent stars in the ,Woodward alumni, including Red Brandes, Rollie Boldt, and the Weisberg dynasty. Ties, one each for the best in- dividual defensive and offensive work, were promised the team before the Lima game. . Russ Taylor and Randolph Smith were the winners but the rest of the team got one for their victory. Coaches Bevan and Hanham, and Mr. Lowry presented the ties. Socks were also promised the team if they defeated Findlay. Maybe they got them but not the kind you get holes in. The Lima game was the first game of the year in which Coach Bevan used his starting line-up throughout, without any substi- tutions. ' at ' Findlay may be an athletic town but they've something to learn about sportsmanship. As soon as the referee calls a foul against the local team the entire crowd breaks out into a contin- uous booing that doesn't stop until after the foul is shot. But if a foul is called against the oppo- nents, all is well 'again and the officials get a big hand. Girls' Gym Gists A peek into the girls' gym during intra-murals-Alice Kali- nowski showing up well as a scor- er for Lightning-Lillian Sheon handling the ball as carefully as if it were so many eggs-Leone Ruth Wielinski, a freshman, playing a brand of ball usually exhibited by upper classmen-a freshman team handing the juniors a sound trimming - Gertrude Swantek playing a fast game for the se- niors - - Eunice McConoughey playing a good game, but falling frequently from the effort-var- ious people shooting fouls with an average of one out of ten scor- ing a point-and according to the result of the Perry-Blue Sox game, the Blue Sox evidently should be called Green Sox. Fifteen girls, who have taken rest gym, are now 'reporting to the gym to aid in taking attend- ance, keeping score, and assisting in the downstairs dressing room. The former resters may par- ticipate in playing games that are not strenuous. Shuffle board is the outstanding game at pre- sent on their program. ' ll .In-r.,,,.i 11:1 Second Two-Day Trip Kenton and Blume High School of Wapakoneta will be Woodward's opponents on their second trip of the year. The Bears will meet Kenton tonight and then travel over to Wapa- koneta for a game Saturday. Both these quintets are on par with the teams that played Woodward last week and should offer some stiff opposition. The Bears displayed both good and bad basketball against Lima and Findlay and Coach Bevan is try- ing to abolish his team's faults and emphasize the good points. Bevan is working to tighten the defense of the Bears, some- thing that has not functioned with regularity this year. The Woodward coach is also trying to develop a good shooting for- ward to aid in the point making. Woodward resumes its city schedule next week and with the experience gained against its out of town opponents should make a strong bid for second place or possibly a tie for the title. BEARS DROP ROUGH FRAY TO FINDLAY HI Woodward cagers failed to hold an early lead and dropped a 26-21 verdict to Findlay at that city Saturday. Findlay had been previously trounced by Lima Central, who lost to Woodward the night before. The Bears looked like sure winners as they gained a 10-4 lead at the end of the opening canto and increased it to 13-4 early in the second quarter. From then on, the local team had the best of the argument and the ref- ereeing and managed to finish the half on the short end of a 14-10score. Beltz Ties Score ' Woodward held on to their lead until the very end of the third quarter when Beltz sank two successive field goals, one of them tying the score at 20-all and the other giving his team a two point margin. 'Erratic pass- ing prevented the Bears from overcoming this lead and Findlay succeeded in stalling enough to keep it. Smith Leads Scoring Beltz, Leach, and Cornwell ac- counted for nine of their team's ten field goals. Smith again led the Woodward scoring with four baskets and three fouls for eleven points. Lineup and Summary: Woodward Findlay G F T G T Taylor 0 1 1 Cornwell3 7 Lawson 0 0 0 Stover 0 0 Harvey 0 1 1 Leach 3 6 Zim'an 0 0 0 Beltz 3 9 Reeves 3 0 6 McKitrik0 0 Ziebar , 0 2 2 Miles 0 0 Smith 4 3 11 Br'ndm'n 1 2 4 Totals 7 7 21 Totals 10 6 26 45-,-W... X ,ss af.-g, '- THE WOODWARDTATFLER rs!! . OHIO STATE TEST ELECTRICIANS HAVE 'V' 9' 'l K SERIES OF, SUNDAY 0 RESULTS PUBLISHED CHARGE OF DISPLAY Under The Tattler SPEAKERS CHOSEN Joe Stein Leads Woodward Case To Be Illuminated With lx Torch, LI ig' hlt I I I ,Q P1'0111il1CI1t Speakers Are 011 Students In Psychology Novel Pink Neon M Friendship-Hi-Y Examination Tubes l List sh .il Joe Stein led the Woodward senior class with a score of 178 in the recent Ohio State Univer- Qsity tests. This score is equiva- lent to 99 KAP. ' Joe Altschuller was second with a rank of 9'7tAJ. Fannie Kohn, William Werner, Eugene Wasserman, Hobart Wentworth, Seymour Rothman, and Lillian Sheon all ranked 95fBJ. Following in their order of rank are Genevieve Gerstenek, Reynolds Wade, Irwin Pawlicki, Kenneth Baker, Brian McKnight, Joseph Stone, and Dorothy Shore. , A score of 95lBJ or better is about the score made by those admitted to Phi Beta Kappa, the college honorary scholastic soci- ety. Many other Woodward seniors attained a B rating. Mr. E. L. Clark, head of the Guidance department, super- vised the giving of the examina- tion at Woodward. French Educational Talks On France given Weekly Lectures in French are being given every Friday in Room 340 during conference hour. Topics which are on history, geography, education, and growth of France, will be illus- trated with sketches on the board, pictures, and map. Esther Novick, Virginia Boza, Lillian Shoen,and Alma Johnson, are the advanced students who are assisting Miss A. Curtis in this project. Major Operations Are Made On Atlantic Ocean Folks Boys and girls of Miss G. Cronk's biology classes are at the present time performing major ' operations in room 314. ' P The patients from the Atlantic Ocean hearing about the excel- lent surgeons in Toledo decided to visit our hospitals. Students dissecting 'these iivel rayed starlish may be heard discussing such terms as radial symmetry, stone canals, madre- panic plates and the like. Fannie Kohn, Elson Erler To Attend Town Hall Meet Elson Erler and Fannie Kohn will attend the Town Hall meet- ing Saturday, February 6, to hear D'Shoaro Sali Lobel speak on ?'Dancing Down Through the Ages. Mlle. Lobel is an accom- plished speaker, actress, and dan- cer, she will illustrate her talk by ten dances from Biblical times to the present day. Last week's talk by Captain ,Knight was attended by Dale ,Graham and Fred Glick. -. fi Novel work in electricity will be exhibited in the Tattler-Dis- play case next week, through courtesy of Mr. A. Bitter and the Electrical shop. The case is to be illuminated with pink Neon tubes, which were secured from the Detroit Walker Company, outdoor adver- tisers, for whom Mr., Bitter is doing research work. One hundred tubes and bulbs ranging from 1-1000 to 5000 watts are also to be shown. Con- struction of every radio tube built and the hisory of each will be displayed. POLA BAER lEditor's Note: Pola Baer wish- es to apologize for last week's enforced absence-but SOME people have no sense of humor.J Dear Pola: Where did Dorothy Corthell get that habit of punching people in the ribs? Pleadingly, A Victim. Dear Vickie: It isn't a habit. She's merely practicing for the boxing tourna- ment. Consolingly, Pola. Dear Miss Pola: Whenever Mary Ellen Mertz gets a phone call, it's always, Not at home. Can you explain that? Gotcha' now A Male. My dear he-man, Have you ever tried disguis- ing your voice? Howzzat? Pola. Dear Pola Bear: Why is it everyone thinks Adele Nassar is a Pest ? Questioningly Two Inquisitive Freshmen. My dear Frosh: Maybe it's because a Pest always comes back for more. Ha! Ha! Pola. Miss Dora BroWn's Classes Start On First Garments Beginners in MissDora Brown's sewing classes have al- ready started on their first gar- ments. The girls are taught the con- struction of cloth, how to use patterns, and to find material which is durable and practical but can be bought for less money than formerly. Advanced classes are looking over their wardrobes and one student, a senior, has begun on her picnic dress. K .. , . ,L , ---gf g, ,s .gs -.-..' -51-i - if !-- ..-A ,vi ff.-' ' L.1ms:'s..e.,re..s..........,a-..x..,., . . 'S 1 l Fannie Miller Gliding down the halls, peep- ing into classrooms, our faithful old Torchlight goes about its work of discovering familiar faces. There! It's stopped in the doorway of Mr. Lowry's room to see none other than Fannie Miller, a member of the senior class. Miss Miller has spent four years of her life at Woodward, during which time she has done much to add to the long list of Woodward's honors. Alchemist, Spanish, and Peri- clean societies claim this young lady as one of their number, but the Girls' Athletic League, of which organization she is treas- urer, claims most of her attention and efforts. U When asked what she consid- ered the three things of major importance in school, this rather engaging young person replied, Candy bars, candy bars, and candy bars. ' Alchemist Society Hears Former Woodward Student Merle Young, Chemist of the Gordon Manufacturing Company addressed the Alchemist society at a recent meeting. Theory of corrosion of metals and means of protecting metals from corrosion was Mr. Young's topic. Mr. Young, who is a member of the Alchemist society, is a for- mer Woodward student of the class 1923 and a graduate of Ohio State. Glen Taylor To Receive Ticket To St. J ohn's Game Glen Taylor, score guesser extraordinary, came within one point of guessing the 'original score of the Lima Central-Wood- ward game. His brain racking effort will be rewarded with a ticket to the next home game. Tonight Woodward plays Kenton at Kenton. Use your house, height, car-or coin num- bers to mark on the coupon below and drop in the Tattler Box in front of 122 before 3:30 tonight. Kenton ............ . ............. 4 .................... . Woodward ........ ....... Name .................. .' ...... Home Room. ......... .... Four Sunday afternoon meet- ings of the Friendship Hi-Y Club Forum will be held' during 'the month of February at the' Y.W. C.A. on the second floor at 3:15. Dr. Bowan, prominent Toledoan, will give the first address on Is there a Conflict between Religion and Science? February 7. Miss C. Louise Gates, the next scheduled speaker will discuss the interesting subject, Are There Two Russias? on February 14. Sunday, February 21, the talk What :is Happening To Us? will be given by Dr. S. K. Mahon. What shall we be doing ten years from now? is the topic that is to be given by Mr. Chambers, state secretary of Hi- Y on Feb- ruray 29. All m embers of Hi-Y and Friendship Clubs are cordially in- vited to attend these lectures and discussions. Initiation To Be Given By International Club International club initiation will take place in the music room, Thursday, February 11, at 2:45 to 5:00 o'clock. Members will be dressed in for- eign costumes to designate their nationality. Novel entertainment will be furnished by initiates. Ann Ein will give a Burbank reading and Rosemary Wietrz- kowski will do a Polish dance. Joe Stone, Alberta Teall, and William Hullenkremer, are in charge of the initiation. Norma Flaum and Nellie Flaum will make arrangements for refresh- ments to be served in the cafete- ria. Mae McKnight and Pauline Grammar are on the entertain- ment committee. . Miss A. Curtis Speaks To Officers Of Clubs, Classes Miss Adrienne Curtis spoke on Methods of Planning and Type of Club Programs, Mon- day, conference hour in the audi- torium. Distinct purpose of any club or organization was empha- sized by the speaker. The lec- ture will be completed February 8. Parlimentary Law will be discussed next week by Miss Marie Doering. These series of talks are being sponsored by the Tattler for students who are officers in clubs and classes. . Club-Holds Program K Freshman Science club, whose adviser is Mr. Flovd Lords, held its first program on Wednesday, Feburary 3, at 2:30 in the audi- torium. Frances Korecki, Mildred Small, and Virginia Stackowicz arranged the program. s R. .F ,A I . ,,-. , K. A Constantly, Consistently C0nstructive Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, February 12, 1932 No. 19 FRENCH CLUB HOLDS SOPHS TO SPONSOR J J AFTERNOON DANCE Matinee Dance To Be Given In Girls' Gymnasium Feb. 18 Le Circle Francais is sponsor- ing La Danse Colonial to be giv- en Thursday, February 18, from 2:30 to 5:00 in the girls' gym. A new innovation in the way of a iioor show will be one ofthe features. Dances from the Gra- ham School of Expression will entertain. Dorothy Just, Rose Bosco, Mae McKnight, Margaret Higgins, Mollie Cone, Alberta Teall, and Pauline Grammer will dance the minuet. Royal Woodwardites will play for dancing. Favors will be given to those attending. Admission is ten cents. Members of the French club cabinet are in charge. Booster Pins Arrive Two shipments of Booster pins have arrived. Boosters that have not ordered may purchase from anyone of the following commit- tee members: Rosemary Wietrzy- kowski, Lillian Sheon, and Rob- ert Eis eman. MISS WOODWARD 1 V Com tesy of Toledo Times Lillian Sheon Popular acclamation by readers of the Tattler in the annual popu- larity contest brings the crown of Miss Woodward to Lillian Sheon. Full of pep and always on the alert to help in Woodward doings, Lillian, Lake to her friends, has earned the title of Miss Woodward. She has been extremely active during her high school career, having been an officer of the class- of 1932 for two years, and an oiiicer of the French, Peri- clean, and Booster clubs. . , PROGRAM FOR P-T-A Musical And Dance Numbers Will Be Featured In ' Program Sophomore class will present the program for the Woodward Parent Teacher Association at the next meeting to be held in the auditorium, W e d n e s d a y evening, February 17. Musical and dance numbers will be featured in the entertain- ment. Program consists of an oboe solo by Robert Patridge ac- companied by Marie Cochran. Others to play musical instru- ments are Vvfillard Bonham, accordiong Frank Siadak, banjo, Henry Nichpor, violin, Mary Kowalec, violin accompanied by her sister at the piano. Polish dance in costume will be given by Irene Kaczmarek and Chester Mikolajczyk, Russian dance by Mary Pary, and a novelty tap dance by Frances Todd and Billy y. Members of the sophomore cabinet assisted by class ad- visors, Miss Grace Cronk, and Mr. C. Meek, are in charge of arrangement. Mrs. D. Hawkins Speaks To Girls In Athletic League Posture is one of the first things noticed by a producer when you apply for a position as a stage dancer, remarked Mrs. Dorothy Hawkins to the girls attending the Athletic League meeting February 3. Mrs. Hawkins, who has been on the stage for seven years, stated that body beauty is more important than facial beauty, since the modern costume tends to reveal instead of conceal. Next to posture and body beauty, the matter of dress is of impor- tance when applying for a job. The stage girl of today dresses in clothes much like those worn by the modern school girl. School girls should imbibe and apply some of the philosophy of the wearing of healthful clothes worn off the stage and not attempt to ape whatis worn on the stage. AT WOODWARD TOMORROW NIGHT Gay Valentines To Feature Junior Class Danceg Frank Lightfoot's Black And Tan Orchestra ' To Entertain A AY RED AND WHITE valentine decorations will feature the first large class affair of the year when the juniors present the annnal J -Hop in the Woodward ballroom tomorrow eve- ning from 8:30 to 11:30. . Frank Lightfoot's Black and 'Tan orchestra, eight piece band, will entertain with novelties, sonbgs, and other features in addition HELPS WITH JUNIOR HOP ARRANGEMENTS Courtesy of Toledo Blade Martha Haynes Martha Haynes is one of the junior girls who is active in plan- ning arrangements for the J -Hop, February 13. Esther Jakcsy is chairman of all the dance com- mittees. To Attend Open Forum Virginia Boza and Henrietta Wielinski will attend the Open Forum Saturday, February 13, in the Jewish Educational League Building, as representatives of Woodward High School. Victory F. Calverton, interna- tionally recognized socioligist, author and critic, will speak. His topic will be Modern Morals and Modern Marriage. SNOW KEEPS 251 OUT OF SCHOOL IRST snow-storm of the season, last Thursday, brought with it colds, flu, sore throats, and sleigh riding parties,.netting a total of 251 absentees in Woodward. Frosh led the list of vacation- ists with 52 girls and 52 boys keeping their mothers company at home, where all good people stay. Fifty-two couples look suspi- cious though-there might have been a skiing party. Next came the sophomores, with 36 girls and 38 boys. Two of the girls must have backed out of the party. Twenty-'five junior boys and 22 junior girls were absent, but the subject of their truancy isn't to be considered, for surely no junior or senior would be absent for any other reason but' illness, so of course these juniors were ill, as likewise were the 12 senior girls and the 14 senior boys, who did not report to their classes. -- . r-- ' -- to providing music for dancing. Clyde DeShetler, president, and Phyllis Netz will lead the custom- ary grand march. ' Valentine decorative theme plans to give the ceiling the effect of an arched room, while colored lights and be-ribboned hearts will remove the drabness of the walls. The theme will even be carried out in checking. ' Tickets are 31.00 a couple and 75 cents single. Couple tickets may be secured from members of the committee but single tic- kets can only be procured from Miss Amie Miller in room 330. Guests of honor are Mr. and Mrs. Roscoe C. Puckett, Mr. and ' Continued on page 4 MR. 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Appear- ing in the last operetta he has played many leads in Wood- ward operettas besides being president of the Glee Club for two years. V Enjoying the distinction of serving as president of the class of 1932 in their junior and senior years he is still the same hail fellow well met. . 4, , Un- 4-.,.,,:,,.,, H.-9.,,- -1 .h 4. -. 11 .Xp . .-, .- ,t . ....-1 ...sm-.'1I.p1rr .- .1 .s..,qsmsa....rmfs.v.if...-lns.n.a..x..k,...f:..,1fn...g..1...f,.2.sa--2.1.4,-.--m....a,1 l THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WO0DWARDlTA'l'l'LER ' Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. ,f ,QQ X Newspaper f'::: M::r::lg GQQEIQLXPKX ' TATTLER STAFF News Editor .....................,. E lsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,N. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... ................... R uth Dorf Display .................. ...... ....... A1 b erta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... . ........ Milton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit rIyp1StS ................ 3 Gertrude Blunlenield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Marie Swaya Matthew Obloza Clara Wichowski Rosemdary Wietrzykowski an Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering' ' Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery l QI Q61 zz m. . .fm L Truly doth this columnaire find rest and refreshment within the portals of the school cafateria. Here odors of foodstuffs and sight of sweetmeats sets one's mind at ease, and leaves room in the heart only for peace on earth and good will to men, but when one sits down to lunch only to find the cap of his salt shaker had been loosened and his potatoes look- ing very beautiful as the sun strikes the crystaline mass spread over them, or has an orange peel floating in his cream of tomatoe soup after taking tem- porary lodging in his eye, one becomes very much distressed indeed. These tricks are clever, very clever indeed, oh my yes, but who gives a damn. Remember the cafateria is for the whole school and such stunts are trespassing on the personal liabilities of others. Tip your soup any way you like, but have the common decency to act in the cafateria as you would at home with mom and- dad watching yolk . . We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-Mr. Clarence Ball for his excellent work in directing high school operettas throughout the city. ' i . And to the Hall of Oblivion-- Those poor students who sit un- der the balcony during mass meetings and have as yet to learn to keep their mouths shut. PRINCIPAL POINT . - How many pupils remember that February, birth ,f I f-X month of our greatest statesmen, is also the natal A month of America's best loved poet? at Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was born February 17, 1807. At the age of eight years he startled his school- kg lt- mates and fellow pupils by composing clever rhymes and verses. When Mr. Longfellow settled down to the serious business of teaching in college and writing poetry in his leisure time, America, to the cultured Englishman, was an uncouth howling wilderness that could foster nothing romantic, noble, nor beautiful. However, before the great poet's death his writings had found a place not only in English literature but in that of many other foreign countries. ' Nothing more stirring and tragic can be found than his story of Evangeline , and Hiawatha is a splendid Saga of the noble Red man. Critics claim that his work has been surpassed by later poets, but no one has excelled him in the sheer beauty of imagery of the music of his verse. Our great statesman founded and preserved our Country, he should be revered and remembered. This great poet made our Country a better place in which to live, let us honor him too. T A TRIBUTE TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN OMORROW is the 67th anniversary of the death of Abraham Lincoln. For 67 years the United States has missed the ser- vices of one of its greatest benefactors Abraham Lincoln was a true American. He was an exemplary son of a nation, which was aided greatly by his statesmanship. Born on the frontier in 1805, the son of poor parents who could not give him the extensive education he so desired, he defeated the resistance of poverty, and became one of the most intelli- gent men in the history of the world. Lincoln was a great personality. A man of free thought, honesty, and liberal ideas, he shared his kindness with all in need. Being a liberator, he necessarily believed in free and equal rights for all mankind. It is regretful that his life was taken by unnatural death. With more time, his accomplishments would probably have been increased. An Abraham Lincoln would render invaluable aid to the world, were he living during the international strife of this day and age. Woodward pays tribute to Honest Abe, undoubtedly one of the most renowned characters in the history of the world. . Who's Who This column seems to be tak- ing a turn toward brown eyed brunettes and so here's another, only this time it's a senior. She's usually to be found in the Spanish room or the Saga oihce, holding important offices on the Saga staff and in the Spanish Club. At present she's busily engaged developing her latest idea of gilding wishbone souvenirs. Her all A card shows her studious inclinations but she does not neglect athletics, play- ing on some of the gym teams. Not too tall and not too short she -has a trim figure, and black wavy hair that adds greatly to her appearance. Robert Ridenour was last week's guest. . FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS T o n i g h t-DeVilbiss-W o o d- ward Basketball game Ctherej Sat. Feb. 13-J-Hop-Woodward Ballroom Thurs. Feb. 18--Libbey-Wood- ward game ftherel Thurs. Feb. 18-LaDanse Colo- nial-12:30-4:3Ol Hither And Yon Noticed of late that the Tattler and Saga oflices resemble the war in China since they are both trying to get possession of a type- writer that belongs to neither!! By the way, are yo u hungry- leave your o r d e r with Marion Jaworski and he will raid his mother's kitchen and bring the food to school eighth hour. There's Marie Omey vehemetly denying that she uses anything but soap and water on her hair-- what kinda' soap and water? Into room 122 and we hear Miss Doe- ring say It's-- It's dyingi' only one of her bulbs from Kresge's. Ah! at last Margaret Smith and Helen Dutcher can argue no longer now that the junior rings have been chosen--they are eating lunch together! Noticed the sly whispers going on between Helen Synowczyk and Molly Merkreb- the dear things are no doubt planning to send Valentines to their teachers- bless their hearts. Oh no, Nellie Flaum hasn't gone Japanese she is merely collecting kimonas for the International club members. Solved the mystery haven't we. The best of friends must part so your humble hall-walker bids you Adieu. lFLASllES FROM FRIENDSI The scene in the Whitehouse was presented in the auditorium of Robinson Jr. Hi., by the History ,Dramatic Club, for Lincoln's birthday. This is taken from the Civil War period.- Round Robin, Robinson Jr. Hi, Toledo, Ohio, t . Bfglgetaz What's the matter with 1 . Kappa: Too concieted. The oth- er day he bought a book called What Two Million Women Want just to see if they spelled his name right.-Craftsman, Tech Hi, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. An article recently published in the San Francisco Chronicle warned climbers of the social ladder to be sure and make the right mistakes in speeches. . For intance, boys, if you are at a party and your hostess asks you if you would mind acting as escort to some sweet young thing who chatters like a mon- key, laughs like a hyena, and acts like a rheumatic elephant, say notatall which she fyour hos- tessl will take to mean that you don't mind. Not at all,-Scribe News, Tech Hi, Oakland, Cal. Law clerk: You seem to enjoy reading Chaucer. New Stenog: Yep. The sap's a worse speller than I am-Guard gzilfaclcle, Stockton Hi, Stockton, I I 0 . A waiting woman is a woman who lS not married.-The Lotus Leaf, Monroe H1, Monroe, Mich. i..l.T. 1 1 ' , U B -pr on-. O R N E Have you heard that, Mr. Alberstett has improved to such an extent that he has substituted one cane for two crutches? Ray Crouse, thet thar popular junior, was attired in a stunning array of pea green last Monday? The most colorful player in the intra-mural leagues is Blackie Weber of the Peiuper club? The prince charmings who wear derbies are probably getting used to wearing the headress of a doughboy? 1 David of the Essaks believes in keeping within the family? For that reason he voted for himself in the popularity contest. Tryouts for the junior class play are capable of performing for Singers Midgets? Enrollment Is 2,039 Woodward's enrollment for the second semester is 2,039 students which includes 811 freshman, 587 sophomores, 336 juniors, and 289 seniors. At present there are 16 post graduates. . -ry:-nt :U- THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER S . . , . 'ffmff POLAR BEARS WIN CITY LEAGUE TILT Junior Jesuits Are Victims Of , Spirited Early ' Attack . Polar Bear cagers took their second -city tilt at the expense of the St. John's five Tuesday night by a 28-8 score. The Bears' defense clicked al- most to perfection as the Junior J :suits took many shots at the basket for three quarters in a vain attempt to score a single field goal. It wasn't till the final quarter that Mueller and Kenny were able to sink baskets, the only two their team counted from the iioor. Reeves and Smith combined to give Woodward an early 5-0 lead before Welch sank a charity toss, the quarter ending 8-1. In the second period the Bears again held the Saints to a single foul throw, this time by Wer- nert, while they added 10 points to their total. The score at half- time was 18-2. Taylor with two baskets and a free throw, did most of the scor- ing in the-third quarter as Wood- ward increased its lead to 25-4. The Bears attack slowed up in the closing canto, and the play was more even. Russ Taylor, whose defensive work was also outstanding, led the Woodward scoring with 8 points, followed by Reeves with 7 and Smith 6. Kenny's three points made St. John's high in- dividual score. Lineup and summary: 3 2 8 Taylor Kenny 1 1 3 Harvey 0 1 1 Wrobel 0 0 0 Friedman 0 0 0 Mueller 1 0 2 Reeves 3 1 7 Fox 0 0 0 Lawson 0 1 1 Welch 0 2 2 Ziebar 2 1 5 Wernert0 1 1 Smith 3 0 6 an Totals 11 6 28 Totals 2 4 8 WOODWARD CAGERS BEAT WAPAKONETA Woodward Polar Bears won their second victory in as many days when they took the measure of the Blume high school Red- Skins at Wapakoneta, Saturday by a 36-24 score. Led by Smith, the Bears piled up a 10-4 lead at the end of the quarter and continued to lead 15- 10 at half-time. Woodward dis- played a fast breaking offense in the third quarter that had the Blume cagers puzzled. The Bears countered 15 points in their canto to practically cinch the game. Smith with 12 and Reeves with 11 points led the Woodward scoring. Runkel and Nagel scored eight and seven points respec- tively for the Red Skins. Woodward Wapakoneta G F T G F T Taylor 0 0 0 Nagel 3 1 7 Harvey 3 1 7 Snyder 1 0 2 Reeves 4 3 11 Blume 1 0 2 Ziebar 2 2 6 Hentner 1 1 -3 Smith 4 4 12 Jacobs 1 0 2 Runkle 2 4 8 Pi o ev- E- W 9-5 oo P4 o oo as Pi 5 m co aa 24 3 51: 3 rm s 1 1 For Sale-Six good basketball players. Forced to sell because of over-abundance of material. All first class and guaranteed. Terms strictly cash. Woodward varsity and Wood Shop take notice. Apply Mr. Thomae, coach of Machine Shop.-Advertise- ment. ' I I I Ties were again given to the team following the Kenton victory. Bill Reeves had plenty of opposition at Wapakoneta, jump- ing against a center one inch taller than he. But Bill had Mr. VanTassel's lucky piece in his shoe which probably accounts for his eleven points. ' Coach Hamm of Blume high school in Wapakoneta, in the presence of Mr. VanTassel, Mr. Del Bevan, brother of Rol, and coach Bevan said that the crowd highly complimented the team on its discipline before and dur- ing the game. He stated that they came on the floor like a college team and they acted like one. BEARS COME FROM BEHIND FOR VICTORY With Randolph Smith leading the attack Woodward cagers came from behind to snatch vic- tory from Kenton Wildcats in the closing minutes of play. The final score was 30-29. Kenton took a 7-4 lead at the quarter and increased it to 17-11 at the halftime. Woodward's point making machine worked better in the third period and scored 12 points while holding Kenton to 4. At that the Wild- cats managed to hold their lead until well into the quarter when Smith sank a basket to bring his team out in front 21-19. The lead see-sawed back and forth all during the final period. Smith's offensive and defensive work kept Woodward in the running and just before the game ended, parted the nets for what proved to be the winning basket. Lineup and Summary, Woodward Kenton G F T G F T Taylor 2 1 5 Fink 3 0 6 Harvey 1 0 2 Kraus 3 0 6 Reeves 3 0 6 Johnson 1 1 3 Zeibar 1 0 2 Bernard 1 O 2 Smith 7 1 15 Calhoun 2 1 5 HeH'e 2 2 6 Clark 0 1 1 Totals 14 2 80 12 5 29 - Perhaps these cartoonists who picture Uncle Sam as a farmer aren't so wroiigtafter all. l Social Science club will have charge of the Bicetennial pro- gram in honor of George Wash- 1 ington to be given February 25. BOXERS TO MEET IN TOURNAMENT SOON Woodward To Be Represented In All Divisions At Y.M.C.A. First annual boxing tourna- ment of Toledo high schools, sanctioned by the Ohio High School Athletic Association, will be held Feb. 13, and 20 in the Y. M.C.A. Six high schools are en- tered. Amateur athletic union rules will govern the events except as to time, which will be three two- minute rounds. Decisions at the end of the bouts will be given by two judges and the referee. No extra rounds will be requested to be fought. Woodward's team will be: Leo Kubacki and Ed Roman, Hy- weightsg Carl Joseph, welter- weightg James Boyd, middle- weightg Erwin Oehleers, light heavyweight, and George Bar- row, heavyweight, George Fraser and Les Ward, featherweightsg lsadore Reichlin and Ben Malas- ka, lightweights. Winners will be graded on a point system. The school win- ning the most, will be recognized as the champion and will be receive the trophy which goes with it. Individuals winning championships and runners-ups, will be awarded additional prizes. Officials will be furnished by the Y.M.C.A. Peiuper Club, Machine Shop Lead B.B. Leagues Peiuper club and Machine Shop finished undefeated at the con- clusion of the first round in their respective leagues. Standings of first round: American League W L Pct Peiuper Club 7 0 1.000 Polish Knights 5 2 ' .714 Commerce Club 5 2 .714 Pica Club 4 3 .571 Auto Mechanics 3 4 .428 Junior Hi-Y 3 4 .428 Latin Club 1 6 .143 Aviation Society 0 7 .000 National League 0 1.000 Sr. Hi-Y 5 1 .833 Wood Shop 5 1 .833 Electrical Club 3 4 .428 Pencil Pushers 3 4 .428 Quill and Dagger 2 5 .286 French Club 1 6 .143 1 pdl Machine Shop 7 General Sho 6 .143 Second 'roun p ay has begun with spirited action on the part of all the teams. Winners of the second round will be selected to play irst round winners. A team from each league will play for the intra-mural title and ribbons in March. , . Europe seems to be holding a pan American congress. Scott juniors have their choice of rings, pins or bracelets, but Woodward juniors have those good old fashioned ideas. . BEARS TO BATTLE TIGERS TONIGHT Woodward Cagers Are After Third City Victory - This Week Woodward will be after its third city victory of the year when they meet the DeVilbiss Tigers at the West End school's gymnasium tonight. The Tigers have an inexperi- enced but fighting aggregation to take the floor against the Bears. In Lee Miller and Dan Jones, Coach Harry Rice has two high- scoring forwards that may be bothersome to the Woodward de- fense. Metzler and Taylor may start at gaurd and Dixon at cen- ter. In reserve, Coach Rice has Fisher, Wyatt, and Starner. The Bears expect to follow up their victory over St. J ohn's with a win over the Tigers. The Wood- ward defence is not as tight as it should be, but Smith and Reeves should chalk up enough baskets to make up the margin of the opponents. Coach Bevan will probably use the same line- up with Taylor and Harvey, for- wardsg Reeves, center, and Smith and Ziebar, guards. i Girls' Gym Gists Miss Hazel Rex, head of physi- cal education department of Toledo schools, visited here Fri- day. 8 ii S i Six new pairs of gym shoes have been added to the office equipment locker in the girls' gym. These shoes are used by girls not possessing a pair of their own. I I 1 ' Junior and senior basket-ball teams played in the gym Mon- day conference hour to help give the leaders practice in referee- ing. 'X 8 i .Mr. R. C. Puckett, welfa-re director of schools, visited Wood- ward gym conference hour Mon- day. He complimented the leaders on theirirefereeing. Miss Stella Cornwell will hold all clogging classes in the room formerly occupied by members in rest gym. . i . Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell will attend the Physical Education Conven- tion in Columbus, to be held March 30-31, and April 1-2. The Chino-Japanese war is a history making epoch, and do the history students' love that! A letter from Mrs. Paul Schaefer, formerly Miss E. Pau- line Hammann was recieved by the Tattler Staff. She says Hello to everyone. V , ' wx' ,.,, .,.a.-..-. ,H N-yggxqsweg-ef fs-, at-,,g--.ssggfef-sw - --sw -1-- -'ftw'- -.pf Q . --- -.1--... ----f.j---.s,:ef-gk-- .p .--.-.Z ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER e new K- s---...-- -use-.-T . . .. x. PERICLEAN SOCIETY WOODWARD CLUBS COMIC VALENTINES ENTERTAIN S MONDAY Under The Tattler WILL HOLD FORUM FLOOD WOODWARD' Woodward Club To Be Host To All Periclean V y Societies - Woodward Periclean society will entertain Periclean societies of all Toledo high schools Monday after school in the refectory and girls' gym. Dancing to the music of Royal Woodwardites and refreshments will follow the program, which consists of songs by Lois Hotz, elocution sketch by Anna Ein, book review by Dorothy Shore and a short play, Their Husband, with a cast composed of Ruth Kimmelman, Julia Lubit, Dorothy Phillips, and Dorothy Shore. Committee in charge of the affair is Suzanne Adams, Florence Kirchofer, Lillian Poneman, Julia Lubit, and Dorothy Shore. Oiiicers Hears Miss Curtis, Miss Doering In Auditorium A club to be worthwhile must have a load on qualityg the pro- grams must be the outgrowth of the students' interest. Thus spoke Miss A. Curtis when she addressed club officers confer- ence hour Monday in the audit- orium on Methods of Planning and Type of Club Programs. Miss M. Doering spoke on Parliamentary Law. Next Monday conference hour, Mr. P. Dunsmore will speak on Work on Committees and Their Place in the Organization. Reserve Cagers Continue Win Streak Against Saints Woodward reserve cagers con- tinued their undefeated streak and kept in the lead of the city race with an easy 27-11 victory over St. John's High reserves. The Cubs played their best ball in the opening quarter as they ran up a 14-1 score. Erratic pass- ing prevented Hanham's squad from continuing this fine work and the half ended 18-4. The se- cond half was about even in point making honors although Wood- ward had the ball for a greater part of the play. . Woodward J -Hop Continued From Page 1. Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore, Miss Amie Miller, Mr. and Mrs. C. Meek, Miss Grace Cronk, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Miss Anne Wetter- man, Miss Marie J. Doering, Mr. and Mrs. L. C. Clark, Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Catherine Mc- Clure, Miss Rozella Woodrich, and Mr. and Mrs. Baymond She- line. - Esther J akcsy, chairman, Vern Davidson, Miles Booth, Dorothy Redman, Irving Greenspoon, Robert Eiseman, Morton Mil- stein, comprise the committee plannng the affair. . Torch Light Q :f-avava-Q-.sa-was-e--a-a-a-Us-11. Clickety-click, clickety-clack, draws the attention of Tattler Torch to the room of Mrs. Eva Leu where girls are busily en- gaged learning the intricacie s of typing and shorthand. Mrs. Leu is a teacher who actually enjoys helping girls prepare themselves for later positions. Gypsy, her police dog, is Mrs. Leu's 'present hobby. Woodward students are familiar with this canine through her mistress' frequent tales. Raising chickens and turkeys have a fascination for this teacher. Economics hold great interest for Mrs. Leu. However she reads merely for entertainment, de- vouring detective stories and art- icles on economics very rapidly. She has traveled- extensively both in this country and abroad. In behalf of the student body, Tattlerwishes to oH'er condolence to relatives and friends of Mrs. Mildred Hayes, oiiice clerk, who died early Saturday morning in St. Vincent's hospital. POLA BAER CEd. Note-With St. Valentines Day coming and red hearts, paper lace and arrows are in order, Pola Baer opens her mail only to find two comic valentines with not so much as I am thine on it and that ain't a bit nice.J Dear Miss Pola Bearg Can you please tell me why Virginia Mann has such a crush on crush on Russel Taylor. Why not give me a break? A Heartbroken Admirer. Poor Boy, You should sob, what would you do if you had a FOOTBALL PLAYER for a rival? Miss Baer. Dear Polag Why is it that Norman Laabs and Audrey Pfeifer can't eat un- less they are to-gether? Inquisitive. Dear Inquirer, Your're the cream in my coffee --tum-tum-tee tum. Pola Baer. Dear Pola, I am very curious to know why Eugene Hendell is always follow- ing a certain girl around and she laways gives him a cold elbow. ' Kibitizer. Dear Kibitzerg Maybe he likes cold chicken. Pola. Miss Gates Will Be Principal Speaker At Annual Affair Annual forum of the Hi-Y, Friendship club of Woodward will be held Sunday, Feb. 14, at the Y. W. C. A. ' The forum is a yearly affair held each Sunday in February by the joint Friendship and sen- ior Hi-Y clubs of Libbey, Scott, Waite, andWoodward. Vincent Strohm is in charge of the Woodward meeting. Miss Louise Gates will be the principal speaker of the evening. Her topic will be Are There 'lyvo Russias? Esther Jakcsy will present a scripture reading and Mary Pary will give a pray- er in Russian. Miss Gates will be introduced by Phyllis Nitz' president of the Woodward Friendship club. The Hi-Y quartet, composed of Bill Hullinkremer, Fred Slawski, Richard Eckert, and Fred Glick will entertain with a few numb- ers. Deadline Flashes Bill Shoen, former sports editor now attending Northwestern, is resting in the Evanstan hospital after an attack of pneumonia. He is improving rapidly and will re- turn to Toledio spoil. Speaking of Northwestern, Woodward has four students en- rolled in the Northwestern Medill C ol l e g e of Journalism, Russel Fisher, last year's Tattler editor, Frank Brunton, editor, of 1930, Bill Sheon, sports editor in 1930 and Sylvia Rothman, yearbook editress in 1928 are in attendance there. And the news ofthe world will lie in the hands of Wood- ward. ' it ' With the new plan of closing auditorium doors as soon as the auditorium is w ell nlled, new sprint records for seats should be establised. Q it . E i g h t Friendship club girls helped serve at the Hi-Y Vocati- onal Guidance banquet last night. Thanks girlss Q . La Donna Meyer's Red team took an early lead in the French club paper collecting league bringing in 160 pounds of paper. The Blue team under captain Louise Koreck iis second with 150 pounds. Hey, don't throw that thar paper avrvayt, stranger! I Woodward lind a real trouper in James Shemas, freshman, who got out of a sick bed to take his role in The Dumb Wife , French club play. Great work, Jimmy. Anthony Louy's nick-name is Blimp-O. A .Q Q .:- f. K .. - 1. -1' X., .-,. -.-- .L . -Mm -. . . .-rf .......:...n:lit...n,: :..n..1.....-. .T .3 .. , wggaisgrgn-:iL.-4f,..g.Lc i N.-..-. -5.1. J Tattler Gossiper Forgets Cupid In Holiday Spirit ' The Tattler-Gossiper seeker, after biting his tongue, finds himself in a fit of anger and sends .out the following comic valentines? To Mr. Meekg You take a delight ' In slips, blue, not white And your penalty sessions are long. Why do you irritate Sophomore boys who are late? Everything that you do is quite wrong. g To Pola Baer, You think you are clever, As clever as ever, Though your column is filled with junk. Your advice is awful, And your gossip unlawful. Why is your writing so punk? To Coach Bevan: You might be a football and basketball coach And know every training rule, But that is no reason for walking around . As if you owned the school. To all teachers: I don't give a darn about histo , Or Spanish or Latin or Frenghy, Or what the sixteenth therom is, Or how to draw plans for a bench, I don't care a hang for grammar. Or how to make hydrogen gas, I don't like the way you teachers gab ' 'Caiase I can't fall asleep in your c ass. To the Glee Club, To hear you screech and yell and howl And rent the air with noise One? think you were a cherring sec- on Of a hundred thousand boys. Your high c's, do's, ti's, la's, and re's Makes it sound like you're in pain. Perhaps you're a little sick in your head Q Or maybe it's I who's insane. We wish to apologize to the paid subscribers who did not receive their Tattlers last week. Those students will have to pay only eight cents for their next subscription. Just how much diplomacy is there in sending Dere Teacher a comic valentine. ' Printer Wins In Guessing Contestg DeVilbiss Is Next 'Mr. H. Montgomery's printing class seems to have a monogly on the Lucky guesses as anot er printer, John J ablonawski, Wins this week's contest. His score was nearest correct of the many re- ceived. A ducat for the St. J ohn's game rewarded his brain-racking efforts. A score guessing contest will be held on, tonight's Devilbiss- Woodward game. Mark your coupon and drop it in the Tattler Box in front of room 122 before 3:30 tonight. Woodward ........... .............................. DeVilbiss ........ Name .............. Home room ........ ........... - i' . - - f'1...s.J-. il: -, M I Constantly, Consistently Constructive - J ' Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, February 19, 1932 No. 29 PRINTERS TO HOLD NEW COURSE TO BE STUDENT COUNCIL SCIENCE CLUB TO PROGRAM FEB. 24 Mr. H. Montgomery's Classes To Observe Printing Week Printing Educational Week, nationally celebrated from Feb- ruary 15 through 19 is being ob- served at Woodward by a confer- ence hour program in the audi- torium, next Wednesday, Febru- ary 24, sponsored by the school printing department under the supervision of Mr. Hugh Mont- gomery. Mr. Robert Booth, who has been obtained as the guest speak- er of the program will explain What Printing offers to the Boy. Woodward orchestra under the direction of Philip Abrams is to furnish music for the mass meet- ing. Our School Paper, What It Means to the Boys and Girls Who Edit and Print It, and the various phases of this Work, will be discussed by Marion Jaworski, managing editor of the Tattler. Mr. C. C. LaRue will open the program with a talk on The Objectives of Printing in this School. Following a violin solo by Jake Worshtil, Joe Wexler, another senior boy from the printing de- partment, is to conclude the pro- gram with a talk on Listen to the Sound of the Press. - Hi-Y To Hear Manchurian Representative Problem Mr. S. A. Stewart, a repre- sentative to Manchuria, will speak to the Hi-Y members, on Manchuria and the war, at a meeting to take place at the Y. M. C. A. Tuesday, February 23, at 7:30. The World Brotherhood, made up of members of the Hi-Y, raises a fund annually for the sole purpose of sending a cap- able man aboard in order to re- port conditions in important countries there. Practice Teachers Here Three students of Toledo Uni- versity are practice teachers this semester at Woodward. Mr. Sam Berkovitz is in the English department under the supervi- sion of Mrs. Hazel McManamon. Evelyn Murray has charge of Miss Adrienne Curtis' first hour French class. Mr. H. Phipps is helping Velma Souder in the teaching of Latin. Roberta DuMonte Has Lead Roberta DuMonte, popular j un- ior, will play the leading role in Light House Nani' to be given in the First Baptist Church, tonight. John Tokes and Corrine Miller are also cast in the play. STARTED HERE SOON Miss Rutan To Teach Class In Parliamentary Law March 4 A new course in parliamentary law will be conducted under the leadership of Miss Mabel Rutan with the aid of Miss Marie J. D o e rin g a n d Mr. P h i l o C. Dunsmore in view of demon- strating to class and club o ff i- cers the tech- nique of hold- ing a meeting. . T The study will MISS Rutan be plannedfrom Parliamentary Practice Book by Henry Roberts and the manual published by Dr. O. G. Jones of Toledo Univer- sity. The course is to be of six weeks duration starting Friday conference hour March 4 and will continue to April 22. Explanations followed by illustrations are to be given by the leader after which the control of the meeting will be turned over to the class. By this method the students are expected to receive some practice in hand- ling a meeting. If you wish to join the class fill out the following coupon and return it to the Tattler office, before 2:30 today. Name .................................................. Home Room, .......... ....... Club ............... ..................... ....... Class ............... .................... , ............... Juniors Try Out For Roles In '33 Class Production Tryouts for the Junior play, Applesauce, scheduled for April 22, drew many juniors to room 118. Among the people endeavoring to portray the vari- ous characters in the production are Ann Ein, Ruth Mundweiler, Dorothy Shore, Lilian Greenberg, Roberta DuMonte, Arla Grodi, Virginia Barnes, Ann Essak, Dorothy Smolinski, Martha Haynes, Rosemary Wietryzkow- ski, Elise Vidlund, Bertha Rapp- aport, Phyllis Netz, Lois Hotz, Robert Eiseman, Robert Bader, James Nassar, Paul Landweher, Arthur Kaminsky, and Harold Hart. ' Final cast has not yet been chosen, and there is still a chance for any junior who is interested to be selected as a member of the cast. Miss Anne G. Wetterman, freshman supervisor, is director. TO BE DISCUSSED Five Delegates To Represent Woodward At Plaza Hotel Woodward Vocational High School has extended an invita- tion to representatives from all the city high schools to attend a banquet at the Plaza Hotel, Tuesday, Februry 23, in order to discuss different plans and problems of student council organizations. Dr. R. L. Carter, professor of Secondary Education at Toledo University, will be the main speaker of the evening. Elsie Frautschi, Charles Klinsick, Dor- othy Shore, Miss M. J. Doering, and Mr. P. Dunsmore are attend- ing the aifair as Woodward's representatives. James Eaton and Howard Buflington of Voca- tional High School are making arrangements for the affair. A student of DeVilbiss, Robert Metzler, will report on the Com- mission Form of Student Gov- ernment and Robert White from Vocational will speak on the Adaptation of Student Coun- cil Participation to the Need of a Vocational High School. This meeting will be the first of a series. Electrical Society Members Attend Lecture In Detriot Ten members of the Electral Society attended ademonstrated lecture on television Tuesday, in Detroit, Michigan. The lecturer was a representative of the Instution of Radio Engineers. Those accompanying Mr. A.R. Bitter, club adviser, were Willard Cleveland, Fred Katz, Lawrence Blum, Irvin Pawlicki, Louie Her- old, Ray McCown, Stanley Web- er, Clarance Fultz, Glenn Mer- riam. HOW T0 END DEPRESSION Through an eminent authority whose identity we will keep secret till next week, the Tattler is able to present to the student body the answer of, How to end depression. Watch this column next week! Wilbur White Delayed Due to enormous amount of business in Washington Wilbur White, U. S. representive from our district, was unable to be here Thursday. Mr. White will be here before the closing of school session. Doors, Tables Made In Shop Fourteen cabinet doors for the band room and three Sunday school tables for Mr. H. Pettit are being made. by Mr. S. B. Crouse's cabinet makingclasses. s -h . -'L I: 1 .1 --H .. .sal . SPONSOR PROGRAM Varied Program To Be Given To Students Next Week Social Science Club has arranged the Woodward pro- gram for the celebration of the Washington Bicentennial week which will be presented Thurs- day, February 25, conference hour in the auditorium. Patriotic music of Washing- ton's Period played by the band under the direction of Mr. G. V. Sutphen will open the program. Dances of the colonial period will be given by girls from the gym classes directed by Miss Stella Cornwell and Miss Catherine McClure. Mr. Joseph Yeager, president of the First National Bank of West Toledo, will talk on Washington's Bicentennial. James Nassar and Pauline Grammer will speak. Alice Kreft will give the interpretations of the ' Popular Songs in 1 8th Century sung by Mr. Clarence Ball and Glee Club. Leo Petrie will give a solo. The program will be concluded ,with more patriotic music. Miss Mabel Rutan and Miss Edna McLaughlin are advisers of this club. HI-Y ANNOUNCES BIG BEAN BLOWOUT Good old-fashioned bean guess- ing veterans will get a chance to test their skill today in a contest sponsored by the Basketball Dribble Dance committee of the senior Hi-Y. Entrant guessing closest to the number of beans in the quart jar in the display case will receive two couple tick- ets to the dance, second best guess will receive one couple ticket and third best one single ticket. All entries must be placed in the box in front of room 216 be- fore Wednesday. Guesses may be entered on the slip at the bottom of this story or reasonably exact facsimilies. Everyone is eligible eicclept members of either Hi-Y c u . No. ............................... .......... .... Name. ............. ....................... Home Room ................................ Ad Committee Chosen Roselyn Kenaga is chairman of the advertising committee for the senior play f'Oh Kay to be presented in the auditorium March 11th. Those assi ting her are Annette Carr, Guinevere Kuenkle, Helen Sautter, Marge- rete Johnson, Paul Gorney, John Kalinowski, and Helen Hughes. , - QR 'r A Junior boy of East High, in .gy ri.'?1'?sfg:ff.-sf-. fs f'1Pf!?L 'YFZ W' s .A THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE woonwiuu TA1'rLE1z Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. QQRRL Smmug Newsvsvff FU'::s:ji,M:2:r::1x N2mb2f XD'i5iS,gggqtm9 ' TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,., William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ......... .................... R uth Dorf Display ................. .............. Al berta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry ................................., Shelley Crayon Make-Up .......... . ......... Milton Zimmerman Pressman ................ . ........... Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit lryplst-S ................ 3 Gertrude Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosegiary Wietrzykowski an Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering ' Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery Ov . mmM'mmF3 'THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT ONDAY the United States of America celebrates the bicen- tennial anniversary of the birth of George Washington. A great nation pays its respects to a great man, but people the World over recognize the admirable qualities of the Father of His Country. George Washington, the first president of our republic, was a man of honesty, the possessor of untiring determination to ight for that which he believes right. His honesty, truthfulness, and whole hearted devotion to the equal rights of mankind, have made him the exemplary man he is. ' ' Washington was a great leader. His direct appreciation, with the people whom he was destined to lead in the formation of a new democracy, acquainted him with their desires, and enabled him to model himself to be more beneficial as president. The industrious polish of George Washington has not dimmed even through the passing of 200 years. Only aGeorge Washington, equipped with capabilities which he possessed, could have led the new born nation into so power- ful a position that it could enter the struggles and strifes of inter- national warfare from which it could emerge victorious. Although George Washington's human form has long since joined the bodies of immortal Americans, his memorable feats will forever remain intact in the hearts of every true patriot. CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE ANY hours of long tiresome work could easily be seen in the red and white streamers which fully covered the unroman- tic gym rafters, Saturday evening, at the juniors' annual Hop. The streamers, placed close enough together to hide signs of anything but a glossy serene dance iioor and contented couples gliding along to the rhythm of the music, were placed in a triple arch eifect and spotlights from the walls changed the glare of hard yellow brick to a soft glow of color. l This work had to be planned and it took a verteran planner in the form of the active Esther Jakcsy, assisted by an equally active decoration committee to do it. The junior class is indeed most fortunate in counting among its members such students as these with originality and ambition as interior decorators. I 343, s i Every night our old friend and custodian, Mr. Bill Raymond, finds it his painful duty to evict from this building seven or eight daisies who walk around the halls trading Wise cracks with their girl friends. These students, probably the ones who always have an appointment with the dentist when asked to stay after school for some class, might some day comprehend by the actions of Mr. Raymond that they are not wanted after 3:00 unless by special request of the faculty they put in some extra work for scholarship, athletics, or activi- ties. And so, unless you have some special reason for staying- G'WAN HOME. We don't want you around here. Eh, Mr. Ray- mond? ' 'I We Nominate to the Hall of Fame--Mr. Philo Dunsmore for his work in taking care of extra-curricular activities. And to the Hall of Oblivion- Anyone who whistles or hums in an undertone' inithe study halls. Activities being so numerous, special bells ought to be rung for class sessionis. . The Father of Our Country is celebrating his two-hundreth birthday. He ought to be a grandfather any minute nowl Simile-As exciting as a gun- man in China. p Hither And Yon Bumping along today, and we see that Rosemary Wietrzykow- ski has not lived down the fame of her Polish dance and is still repeating it. Students in Miss A. Curtis' classes have no fear of tardiness as their teacher is a descendent of the Ten o'Clock Scholar. Dorothy Just and Pau- line Grammer have gone colonial this Week as they practice the minuet in front of their lockers. No, I don't think it's an orator-- just Julian Sommers telling about the fancy ditches he is goin, to dig when he grows up!! Is this a class in locker washing?--oh, I see, these naughty freshmen boys wrote on their lockers and must scrub them-SENIORS let that be a lesson to you! Ah! to be a Cub in Miss M. Doering's eighth hour class and be excused at 1:30 to visit the outside world. Into room 118 and Miss Wetterman shouts at us Act mad, act glad oh me-- the juniors are trying out for their play-let's go. Well, time for us to part, so we must say so long till next week. -lil-l FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Sat. Feb. 20--Boxing Finals KY. M. C. AJ Mon. Feb. 22-No School Wash- ington's Birthday Tues. Feb. 23--Alumni Dance and Basketball Game Thurs. Feb. 25--Washington Program C3rd and 4th hourl 1 - aa- is mam: Lui-.aesms..rm3L.. linsnsrrf .51C:-..-i 2.5: . Who's Who Fannie Kohn, clever senior girl, answers all and any ques- tion as to who was this column's guest last week. Our next quest leads us to a courteous and capable lad con- spicuous for his activities in the International club as one of their leading officers. Of foreign descent, he has a charming accent which is appar- ent at times. Brown eyed and brown haired, well built, of me- dium height, and decorous ap- pearance he isn't usually sedate and is very entertaining when choosing to be. Enjoying American dancing as well as the dances of other coun- tries he is frequently seen at school dances. Other clubs he belongs to are the German and French. Try your observing faculties by finding this senior. Pageant Of Marionettes To Be Held Monday Afternoon Pageant of marionettes por- traying life of George Washing- ton will be given at 3:30 P.M. Monday in the Granada Theatre Tickets are twenty-five cents for students and teachers. The show is sponsored by the Toledo League of Women Voters. Half of the proceeds will go to the Child Benefit Association. Japan is trying to get a foot hold in China. It has the half- . Nelson now. x IFLASHES FROM F1uENns1 Courtesy is a great thing but some people overdo it. Several people we know will, on meeting a person for the tenth time that day, yell out blithely, Hello, there, how are ya, etc., etc., blah- blah-blah! Heavens!-Scarlet Parrot, Bonding Green, Ohio. Virginia-How kind of you to bring me these lovely Howers. They are so beautiful and fresh. I believe there is some dew on them yet. Jerry-Cstammeringl Yes, but I'm going to pay it off tomorrow- The Latrel, San' Marcos, Texas. We make a motion that- Gum 'be passed out during lunch periods. Homework be abolished. Vacation be extended a few more months. There should be no such grade as F. ' An hour's recess for recupera- tion be given sometime -during the day. ' Seats be cushion padded in all class rooms. Tables be furnished with roses and napkins for seniors in the Cafeteria-Lorain Hi-Standard, Lorain, OhiO3 Q . Denver Colorado, has never re- ceived anything but one hundred on the seventeen daily and four chapter tests given by his algebra teacher. This boy says that he does not study a great deal but always has his lesson.-East Hi Spotlight, Denver, Colorado. . l , UB'X'l'L QRNEQS Have you heard that: If all that call Mr. Bevan Pappy are really his sons, oh, what a man! Eddie' Collin's Five, basket- ball team composed of Wood- ward Polish students recieved a Writeup from Dick Meade in the News-Bee recently? The newest qualifications to line up in the commencement exercises to conjugate the verb u8.1'11O.,,? 1 Many wise crackers are no longer so wise since Ben Bernie went South for several wseks? Isadore Reichlin isn't exactly adept at applying eye shadow? As yet, Mrs. Winchill's bad boy Walter is unrivaled by any Tattler scribe? Edwin Kokocinski is known as the Young Man from Man- hattan fBoulevardJ? A The last part was dropped from the Friendly Enemy phrase when Scott, Libbey, Waite, and Woodward girls mingled at the Periclean party. - ' ' , - TIIE wooDwARn TATTLER st- '35 - . ,. 4--, vga. ,Q--, .g, -0.-.-.1...,, ag 4 A., re M . I f. . - -. -. 1. -, vi. ,Q X I I we 'Q -Q BEARS BEAT TIGERS FOR EIGHTH VICTORY Reeves, Smith, Ziebar Lead Attack To Gain Third City Win Woodward basketball quintet won its fourth game and its sec- ond city tilt within a week at the expense of the DeVilbiss Tigers at the Upton Avenue gym last Thursday. The Bears showed a great im- provement over their former play and displayed more fight than in their earlier games. The Tigers took enough shots at the basket to make any game interesting but were successful in sinking only four field goals during the evening. Fouls were both an aid and a handicap to the West end aggregation, the Tigers scoring over half their points from the foul line but losing Dixon in the third quarter via personals. Bears Are Never Headed DeVilbiss was outclassed from the start of the fray but Wood- ward established its superiority even greater as the game prog- ressed. Bevan's crew took a slim 6-4 lead at the quarter and held the Rainbow cagers to three fouls in the second period to lead 13-7 at halftime. Both Iives did their best scoring in the third quarter but the Bears established a margin big enough to win the game. Reeves, who is improving in each game, paced the Woodward scoring with 10 points, followed by the two Woodward guards with seven points each. Taylor's floor work was outstanding. Dan Jones took DeVilbiss' scoring honors with eight points. Lineup and Summary Woodward DeVilbiss G F T G F T Taylor 0 1 1 Miller ' 0 2 2 Harvey 0 0 0 Adler 2 1 5 Zim'an 0 0 0 Dixon 0 0 0 Reeves 5 0 10 Fisher 0 0 0 Ziebar 2 3 7 Starner 0 0 0 Smith 3 1 7 Metzler 0 2 2 Jones 2 4 8 - Girls' Standings Complete basketball standings in the girls' inter-murals. Peri- cleans are leading with 6 victo- ries and no defeats. O League Won Lost Pct. 6 0 Pericleans 1.000 Shooting Stars 4 2 .664 Brownies - 3 2 .600 Friendship 3 2 .600 Latin 2 2 .500 Lightning 2 3 .400 Inter-Circle 1 4 .200 Blue Sox 1 5 .166 French club is ahead in the OO League. OO League Won Lost Pct. 5 French 0 1.000 Senior 5 1 .833 Freshman 1 4 1 .800 Junior 3 3 .500 Freshman 2 1 3 .250 Sophomore 1 4 .200 Wild-fire 1 4 .200 Commerce 0 4 .000 . , ,...- Aka .E - - - WOODWARD BoxERs A WIN THREE BoUTs Irving Oehlers Scores Only K. 0.3 Finals To Be Held Saturday Woodward pugilists were successful in all but one of their fights in the first round of the first annual inter-high school boxing tournament at the Y. M. C. A. last Saturday night. Irving Oehlers, fighting as a light heavyweight, delivered the k. o. of the meet when he knock- -ed Frank Salwisz, the St. John's entry, cold in the second round of their match. Carl Joseph look- ed promising in his victory over Bud Bowes. Joseph's defense stopped Bowes' rushes while he landed enough solid punches to win. They fought as welter- weights. Leo Kubacki scored the third Woodward victory of the even- ing when he won a slow fly- weight match from A. Reagent of St. John's. Matthew Jeter, former Woodward athlete and now fighting for Libbey, won the heavyweight crown of the city high schools with a technical kayo over George Barrow in the second round of their bout. The finals will be held at the Y tomorrow. Bennie Malaska and George Fraser, who drew byes in the Hrst round, will meet their opponents, Reichlin fight- ing at lightweight and Fraser, featherweight. -1--l.1. Woodward Cubs Continue - Unbroken Victory Streak Woodward reserves kept in the van of the city reserve race by taking an easy 27-11 victory over the DeVilbiss Tiger Cubs. The Upton avenue team dis- played plenty of fight and man- aged to hold Woodward to a 5-3 score at the quarter. From then on the Bear Cubs slowly drew away, and were out in front 11-6 at the end of the half. Hanham's crew played their best ball in the second half and ran up a sub- stantial 19-8 margin in the third quarter. Woodward scoring was divided evenly among Swan, who scored seven points, 'and Friedman, DeShetler, Isenstein with six points each. Martin's six points were DeVilbiss' best bets. Woodward Tumblers Choose George Fraser As President Oilicers of Woodward's tumb- ling team are George Fraser, pres- ident, Lehigh Worden, vice-pres- ident, Frank Siadak, secretary, and George Tarsha, treasurer. At present only ten boys have membership in this club, under the supervision of Mr. Homer Hanham. i-1...1.il Shiners may be attractions, but they only attract comments and knowing smiles. sr .rms f .Y BM RGSET J Gilford Archibald Meacham is the imposing name tacked on to a member of Coach Hanham's reserve squad. t i l Van Ziebar, Bike Smith, Big Time Harvey, Peewee Zimmerman, and Hump Holas are some of the monickers at- tached to the Bears. And then there are some color- ful nicknames in Whitey Law- son, Red Smith, and Ruby Taylor. I' it ' N Bill Reeves calls himself Big Shot but the rest of his names have to be censored. After carrying a downtown paper route, Louis Lublin, cap- tain of the Peiuper club intra- mural team, hops the 2:30 street car and returns to school in time to play with his team. -i.-mlm. Senior Hi-Y Defeats Tiger Hi-Y To Make Clean Sweep Junior division of the Senior Hi-Y made it a clean sweep over DeVilbiss when they defeated a similiar group at that school in the first preliminary preceding the reserve game. The final score was 15-7. DeVilbiss took a 3-1 lead at the quarter but was held scoreless in the second stanza while the Woodward team sank two bas- kets. From there on Woodward kept increasing its margin until the end of the game. Schaefer led the scoring with Eve points. Davidson and Slawski played good floor games. Basketball Dribble To Be Given By Sr. Hi-Y, Feb. 26 Senior Hi-Y is sponsoring the Basketball Dribble, matinee dance to be given Feb. 26, day of the Scott game, at 3 p. m. in the girls' gym. This will be the first public dance ever given by the Senior Hi-Y. Philip Hoag is chairman of the program committee. Singers Win Cash Prizes Lois Hotz, John Kalinowski, Harold Coger, and Delores Simmons won cash awards in the contest sponsored by Mr. Clarence Ball, glee club adviser. Prizes were given to the students selling the most tickets for the operetta Up in the Air. Latest color fashions indicate that peroxide won't last long. Oh, to be a ttruetblond. Too'many boxers use set-up exercises. U l I Gigolos were to be had a-plenty when the Pericleans held their party- BEARS TANGLE WITH I cowsovs TONIGHT Woodward Cagers To Meet Libbey In South Side Gym . Woodward basketball s qua d will meet one of its toughest city opponents of the year when it travels to the Libbey gym for a game with Coach Art Glattke's Cowboys tonight. The South Side team will at- tempt to avenge the defeat hand- ed them by the Bears last year when the Cowboys were headed for the city crown. Libbey started out slow this year but has im- proved to such a great extent that although it has lost to Scott and Waite, has held both schools to low margins. . Coach Glattke's two guards, Bob Snyder and Kleinhans, are steady defense and use their height to advantage in point making. Price and Anderson are both shifty forwards and handle the ball with skill. Brown will probably jump center. In reserve Glattke has Taylor, Halloway, Biehl, and others of fair caliber. u Coach Bevan will use his same line-up. The Bears will have to put up their best defense to stop Libbey and score enough points to overcome the Cowboys' attack. Reeves and Taylor have both shown much improvement lately and are expected to help Smith on the scoring end. Fraser, Malaska Win Bouts To Represent Bear Boxers George Fraser and Benny Ma- laska won the right to represent Woodward in featherweight and lightweight division, respectively at the high school boxing finals tomorrow. Mal aska scored an easy victory that was in way of an upset over Izzy Reichlin to win his match. Fraser had to withstand plenty of punishment in the first round from Les Ward before he won his bout. The second round was a slugging draw and the third went to Fraser. In the extra round Fraser's superior condition was the deciding factor. - 1, Freshman Boy Wins Ticket To Scott-Woodward Game This week's guessing contest winner was decided by a toss up between William Harvey and Philip Sheon with the latter win- ning the coin. A ticket to the Scott game will be awarded to him. Notice is served on all those contributing more than one cupon that their guesses will be ignored. A contest will be held on the Libbey game to be played at Libbey tonight. Libbey ................. Woodward ......... Name ................... Home Room ......... .' -K l,..+ . ..:,-uhgfs. -.I-I. .. I. , Q THE WOODWARD TA'ITLER CONTEST IS OPEN TO ECONOMIC STUDENTS Ninth National Meat Story Competitions To Close March 15 Home economic students in all high schools have the opportu- nity to enter the Ninth National Meat Story contest which is sponsored by the National Live Stock and Meat Board. The con- test closes March 15. There are 160 cash prizes and also four scholarships each worth 3150. An additional prize of S100 will be given for the best essay on How to Use Meat in the Low Cost Diet, National, district and state prizes will be awarded. Only students who are enrolled in the home economic classes or have completed the course are eligible to enter. Each contestant in addition to entering an original story must submit three recipes for meat dishes. i....i..,l...-. Deadline Flashes The Vloodward Engiish de-? partment balanced cups with other high school English teach- ers as guests of the Scott high school department. A sip of tea and a bit of a sandwich, doncha' know. it 8 i To date we see no girls wearing the new Quill and Dagger Em- blems. Kinda' slow, aren't you girls? There'sg your fhallenge. In order to understand and have the right attitude towards marriage, Miss Hazel Coy's home nursing classes are studing Mod- ern Marriage. Do you promise to love and lion'or?. The Kripke, Wasserman-Alt schuller, Stein auction bridge game which was temporarily postponed will be continued again tonight with the latter team 1500 points ahead. I pass. For the benefit of Tattler cubs and anyone else interested, Mr. Roscoe Puckett is supervisor of high schools, Mr. Philo Duns- more, Ahead of extra curricular activities, and Mr. E. L. Clark is guidance director. Caloric Value Is Taught To Girls In Home Nursing It's not at all unusual to hear the girl sitting next to you at the table in the cafeteria mum- bling to herself Let's see, that'll make 1390 calories. Now I've only 2110 calories more to eat. This rather caloric statement might be attributed to the study of foods and their caloric value by the girls in the Home Nursing classes taught by Miss Hazel Coy, school nurse. PRINTING WORK TO FEATURE DISPLAY Printing Tools And Forms To Be On Exhibit Next Week Several types of printing will be exhibited by the Printshop and Mr. H. Montgomery in the Tattler display case next week. Pictures of the Kelly Press Woodward's printing press and tools used in printing will make up the greater part ofthe exhibi- tion. Work done this year for the Board of Education will also be shown. Advanced art classes and Miss June Anderson supplied the post- ers on figure composition used in the display last week, which were interesting likenesses of Woodward students, drawn Hrst in pencil, then finished in char- coal and pastel colors. REPORT NO. 97732 According to Tattlersham Investigating Committee re- ports concerning the thin soup in the cafeteria, it seems that R o s e m a r y Wietrzykowski, who was helping serve at the Hi-Y Vocational Guidance ban- quet suddenly found herself with one too many elbows, and trying to find a place to put it tipped over the soup stock and set it scattering all over the iioor. Hence, the watery solution. Alchemists In Charge of Woodward-Libbey Rally Ruth Glow is chairman of the committee arranging the program for the Libbey-Wood- ward mass meeting to be held February 19. The meeting will be in charge of the Alchemist Society. A very novel and peppy program is being planned. Among the more interesting features are speeches by Dick Meade, sports editor of the News-Bee, and Reverend William Reeves, father of Big Bill Reeves. Philip Hoag will act as master of ceremonies. Salesmanship Club Nets Proiit In Used Book Sales Francis Elliot and Dorothy Blankenstein, seniors, in charge of the second hand bookroom reported a profit of nine dollars and forty-eight cents which was turned into the treasury of the Salesmanship club. Most books sold were contrib- uted by last year's seniors. Books in demand were Sales- manship, Commercial Law, Sec- ond Latin Book, Blazed Trail, Virginian, and Ivanhoe. Second hand book shop an- nounces that books will be ac- cepted at the end of the semester to be sold next year. M 'l'f '3 'V 9'3E 3 Under The Tattler 4' 4 Torch Light we-r-awe.-a--as-Q-4-Q.-as-Q.-s-an-1: Robert Bgelnap Well, well, look who's under the illuminating rays of the Tattler Torch. None other than Robert Belnap, member of the senior class. Bob hails from Inglewood, Cali- fornia, out where men are men. While at Woodward he has tak- en a prominent part in its activi- ties having been a member of the student council, chairman of the junior ring committee, and a member of the Alchemist Society. To be a mechanical engineer is Bob's ambition. In his spare time he enjoys reading scientific magazines, Qonly those with many picturesl and eating peanut bars and ice cream. Personally we suspect Bob of playing with an Erector set also, but that is none of our business. 'POLA BAER CEd. Note-The Tattler is negotiating with other city news- papers for Miss Baer. It appears that everyone wants her. We want her to work on some other paper and wants her to stay here. ViGe'l1 see what we can do about it Dear Pola Baer, Why do so many Junior boys go out with freshman girls? Curious. Dear Curious, Probably because Senior girls won't go out with them. Pola Baer. Dear Friend Pola, What is this strange power Vinnie has over women? Me. Dear You, i Mr. Strohm says it's a feature of his, but we think it's an added ' Pola Dear Miss Baer, Is it all right for Virginia Glass- per to fall for all the drummers of jazz bands? attraction. Frank Tokes. Dear Frankie, Sure, but make sure they're only jazz-band drummers. Miss Baer Spanish Night April 8 La Junta Castellana is plan- ning to foster a Spanish Night April 8. Spanish play will be given be- sides other entertainment. In- vitations will be extended to all Spanish clubs of the city and those interested in Spanish. TRUE CHERRY TREE EPISODE EXPOSED Play By Tattler-Gossiper S c en e, Father Washington's orchard. Time, Approximately 1740 t Characters Publicity agent Winthlebottom Father Washington - George Washington etc. G. W.-O. K. Mr. Winthlebottom Is everything ready? M. W.-Yep. i G. W.-Are you the newspaper- men here? M. W.-You bet. G. W.-Are the cameras ready? M. W.-Everything's set. G. W.-Swell! Now, Dad, if you get behind that tree so that you can't see what I'm doing when I cut down your favorite cherry tree and we'll get this thing over- with. CExit Father Washington. George removes coat and starts chopping at treel . Axe- Hack! Hack! Tree- Kerplunkl fEnter Fatherl F. W.-My, my, who cut down my favorite cherry tree? Cameras-Click, click. Flashlight Powders-Flash. G. W.-Listen carefully now, boys. Father I cannot tell a lie. I done it-I mean did it with my little hatchet. Axe-Not hatchet, axe' you fool. G. W.--I mean axe. F. W.--My boy, for years I have hoped for such a moment when I might put my hand on your shoulder- G.W.-All right, Pop. Cut it short. FW.-and say I am proud of you and because you told the truth will not punish you. G.W.-Pop, I cannot tell a lie I also broke your driver playing hockey this morning. fExit father and son, running. soundsoifstagel Hickory Whip--Swish! Swish! G.W.-Whaa! Whaa! Newspaper men-Ha, ha, hal M.W.-Nertz The End Friendship Club To Hold Pot Luck Supper March 17 Woodward Friendship club' is making arrangements for a pot luck supper to be held in the caf- eteria Thursday, March 17. St. Patrick's Day decorations will be used in the color scheme. Esther J akcsy is planning the entertainment. Ruth Kaiser as- sisted by Irene Stackowicz and Ahna Doworski, is in charge ofthe supper. Miss Betty Nelson is the ad- viser. Orchestra To Play For Club Woodward orchestra will pre- sent a musical program at a luncheon of the Rotary Club to be held in the Chamber of Commerce, February 22. Miss Bessie Werum will direct the group. Constantly, Consistently Constructive . FT Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, February 26, 1932 No. 21 Woonw RD T TTLER 'MATINEE DANCE TO BE GIVEN TODAY Aces Of Melody To Play At Afternoon Frolic In Gym Aces of Melody, seven piece orchestra which formerly played at the Hill Avenue Gardens, will provide music for dancing at the Basketball Dribble, matinee dance, to be given after school: today from 2:45 to 4:45 p.m. This is the first time an outside or- chestra has been employed for an afternoon dance. Senior Hi-Y is sponsoring this dance which is the first public one to be given by this organization. Purpose of the af- fair is to rouse good fellowship and sportsmanship between Scott and Woodward for the game tonight. Tickets are fifteen cents single, twenty-five cents a couple. They may be procured from any Hi-Y member. Philip Hoag assisted by Hobart Wentworth, William Hullenkramer, Miles Booth, and Brian McKnight is planning the affair. Winners Announced In Bean Guessing Contest Winners in the Bean guessing contest, sponsored by the Senior Hi-Y, are Virginia Stackowicz, first prize, Marjorie Herzberg, second prize, and Russel Menne, third prize. Number of beans in the bottle were 2,798. First prize winner guessed 2,750, second prize, 2,877, and third 2,198 Prizes were two couple tickets to the Basketball Dribble, one couple tickets, and one single ticket. X Course Is Open To , Club, Class Heads All club and class oflicers wishing to join the new Parlia- mentary Law course are given another chance. The study of con- ducting meetings begins March 4 and continues for six consecu- tive Fridays during conference hour under the direction of Miss Marie J. Doering, Mabel Rutan, and Mr. Philo C. Dunsmore. Anyone wishing to join must fill out the coupon below and have it in the Tattler office not later than 2:30 today. Name .............. ...................... ............ Home Room.. ........ ..... . . Club ............ ....... ....... Class .......... ....... ORCHESTA WILL PRESENT CONCERT To Divide Sunday Afternoon With Scott Hi School Orchestra Woodward orchestra will pre- sent a program in the Art Muse- um, Sunday afternoon, February 28, at 2:30. Owing to the many artists on the Art Museum course this year Woodward orchestra will divide the afternoon pro- gram with Scott orchestra. Selections oifered will be simi- lar to the ones given in the re- cent school concert of the group. Overture Lustspiel by Keler- Bela, Erotik by Grieg, Suite from the South by Nicode, Spanish Serenaden by Victor Herbert, Waltz by Tschaikow- sky, Serenade by Leoncavallo, and selections from Sweet- hearts by Victor Herbert, will comprise the Woodward portion of the program. Miss Bessie Werum will di- rect the orchestra in this concert which is open to the puplic. Peiuper Club To Initiate Ten Candidates Tuesday Informal initiation of the Peiuper club will be held Tues- day March 1, at the J.E.L. build- ing. Pledges to be initiated are Nathan Lupu, Joe Friedman, Joe Wexler, Irving Greenspoon, Dave Odesky, Henry Weinman, Morton Milstien, Leon Zotkow, and Abram Strow. Morris Weber, assisted by Meyer Shall and Sam Solomon, is in charge of arrangements. Tattler wishes to offer sympa- thy to the family and friends of Miss Louise Wozniak, a sopho- more, who died Tuesday, Feb- ruary 23, at her- home, 2801 Chestnut St. Mr. Ball Presents Scenery Scenery used in the operetta Up in the Air was presented to Woodward by Mr. C. Ball. Bob Eisernan and Harold Hart set up the scenery. LEADS WOODWARD ORCHESTRA SUNDAY Miss Bessie Werum Miss Bessie Werum will con- duct Woodward orchestra in a concert at the Art Museum Sun- day afternoon at 2:30. Miss Werum is in charge of Toledo high school orchestras and has taught at Woodward for the past ten years. Fasces Frolic To Be Held In Girls' Gym March Fourth Fasces Frolic, a dance spon- sored by the Latin club will be given Friday, March 4, in the girls' gym. Admission will be ten cents. Royal Woodardites will play for dancing from 2:45 to 4:45. Ethel Dull is chairman of the commitee. Assisting her are Jean Mathie, Roberta DuMonte, Fred Glick, and Morris Schind- er. Alchemist To Hold Annual Banquet And Dance March4 Annual Alchemist banquet and dance will be held March 4 in the cafeteria at 6:30 p. m. Phillip Hoag will serve as master of ceremonies. Dancing to the music of the Royal Woodwardities will fol- low the banquet. Committee arranging the affair are Florence Kirchofer,.chairmang Philip Hoag, Guinevere Kuehnleg Hobart Wentworth and Matilda Pozarzycki. ' BETCHTEL SPEAKS AT PEP MEETING the year. Rube Betchtel, former basketball coach, spoke last hour in the auditoruim to the student body at the mass meeting for the Scott-Woodward game sponsored by the Friendship club. Pep cheers and songs ushered in this final basketball meeting of Members of the varsity and reserve basket- ball teams were introduced by captains Louis Zie- bar and Joe Friedman. Other speakers were Mr. C. C. LaRue, Coach Rol Bevan, and Homer Han- ham. A basketball skit, Billy the Great, was enacted by Bill Reeves, Alberta Teall, -Rose Mary Wietrykowski, and Sollie Gould. REGULAR MONDAY TALKS PLANNED Business And Professional Club Sponsors Series Of Lectures 1... Vocational talks arranged by the Research Committee of the Business and Professional Wom- an's Club, of which Miss Char- lotte Burwick is chairman, will be given to the senior girls, con- ference hour, in room 216, com- mencing Monday, February 29. On this day, Mrs. Florence Wells will speak on Law and Miss Ethel Kyle will discuss Ac- countingf' Q This talk will be the first in a series of nine to be presented each consecutive Monday for the next nine weeks. Points emphasized in the vari- ous vocational talks cover the education and training necessary in this particular field, qualities of character essential to success in a given field, advantages and disadvantages of the work, re- muneration, and the opportunity for advancement. Invitations will be extended to the Junior girls to attend special' meetings which will be held in the auditorium. V Peiuperites, Senior Hi-Y Join In Duo Club Meeting Senior Hi-Y will be guests of the Peiuper club at a joint meet- ing to be held next Monday at the J. E. L. building. Both clubs will have their regular business meetings which will be followed by refreshments and' short dis- cussions. The feature of the eve- ning will be the basket-ball game between the two clubs. Arrangements are in charge of David Hollander. Gaucho To Be Presented By Sophomores March 2 Sophomore class is sponsoring the m o vi e Gaucho, starring Douglas Fairbanks, which is to be shown Wednesday, March 2, in the auditorium during second and third hours. Price is ten cents. Irene Kaczmarek, chairman of the committee is assisted by Carl Polcyn, Isabelle Larrow, Frank Siadak, Ethel Dull, Ruth Ramlow and James Robinson. Syud Hossain To Speak At Town Hall Series Feb. 27 Is the World Ready for Uni- versal Peace is the subject to be discussed Saturday, February 27, by Syud Hossain, a lineal de- scendent of Mohammad, speaker on the Town Hall Series. Woodward students who will attend this lecture are Esther Goldstein and Phil Hoag. .-ms'-f - ,..: .- s . .... r. -..x.,f.,.x-,.... ,du , ... , .1 -.. .. .-, ,,.,,.- -. ,.,,,Y -f -. 1. -Y ...VH Q.---, - - .XM .-.. .., is.: . Q THE ' Woonwfxnn TA'I'l'LER -- , -fx if '-'- .1--' S:-1'-- ..c ' Qs. ' THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. . L Newspaper ii:L:g f:Tg Member . isiaassosiw TATTLER STAFF News Editor .... .. ...... . .......... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager. ............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ..... I ..... ................. R uth Dorf Display ................ . ............... Alberta Teall Cartoonist .................. ,....... . ..A1vin Churski Poetry ...................... . ........... Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... Mi lton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce - J ulia Lubit Typlsts ................ 3 Gertrude Stah' Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosemary Wietrzykowski and Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty 3 Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery r s 3 , f . in 36, ITTI E 0lTOR . -.. J 1 Feeling certain that it can say in behalf of all club officers who attended the speeches on parlia- mentary rules, the Tattler takes this opportunity to express its ap- preciation to the speakers, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Marie J. Doering, and Mr. P. C. Dunsmore, for their work and interest in these meetings. During these meetings, it is estimated that eighty officers and members of Woodward's twenty-six clubs and organizations attended each meeting. Of course it is expected that parliamentary procedure rules learned at these meetings will be used during business meetings. Letters concerning reaction towards this procedure may be sent to the speakers through this paper. We nominate to the Hall of Fame-Mr. Roscoe C. Puckett, supervisor of the high schools, for his interest in our school functions. And tothe Hall of Oblivion- The student who brags about how much he doesn't study. They say a certain U. S. sena- tor is outspoken, but to date we have found no one who could outspeak him. Remember back when wages were salaries. , Now 1t's only something war does. Simile--As rare as .a soap carving contest in Russia. -a Q as 1 f r -::,. .,.l. ' 'f gig., -f 5-521- PRI CIPAL POINTS Just the other day a prominent man was heard to remark, I do not care to attend that luncheon. We to a Jap. X Ns . S . ... X N Q! ,X X B are to be addressed by aJap, and I do not care to listen At the present time we are somewhat emotionally s stirred by the situation in the Far East. We have a feeling that the Japanese are the aggressors and most of us are in sympathy with the other side. However, that does not excuse us from finding out all we can about both sides of the question. The man who deliberately closes his ears to argument because of a prejudice must be classed as a narrow minded bigot no matter what his claims to education or culture may be. We recall to memory this month the world's greatest states- man, Abraham Lincoln. His chief aim to greatness was his ability to learn not only from the polished gentlemen in his Cabinet and Congress, but from the very humblest of his great host of friends. One of our great poets has said that to be successful and happy we must listen to babes and sages with open heart. Surely we can add nothing to the progress of the world by refusing to listen to the other side of a question that We, in our weak way, think we have irrevocably settled. There is the other side to almost every question. Every race, every creed should have a respectful hearing. One of the first and simplest truths we should learn is that not all the wisdom and culture of the world are vested in the White Race. LECTURE COURSE OFFERED S A CORRESPONDING activity to recent Hi-Y vocational research work for boys now appear the series of lectures for senior girls sponsored by the Toledo Business and Profession- al Women's Club. Lectures are planned to apply to every girl regardless of her course. This series of vocational talks by outstanding members of the club in business or professional fields aims to give the senior girl a vision of the world's work, the number of vocations open to her, and to furnish her with a background of knowledge of vocations. Woodward is exceedingly fortunate because it is the only school in the city that has this lecture course. For future work, a vocational course for freshmen would allow students to set their ideals and arrange their schedule of classes accordingly. Who's Who Upper classmen as guests seem to be working overtime in this column which brings to mind a quiet, responsible senior girl. The senior boy last week was William Hullenkremer. Taking charge of banquet af- fairs seems to be. her specialty, having made a success of the re- cent informal Periclean society banquet and being in charge of the coming Alchemist dinner. You can see a smile light upin her bluish green eyes when she's particularly pleased. Not of the obese or slim type she is quiet, tall, and well built. Her hair is brown. She is a.member of the Alche- mist, Friendship, and G. A. L. clubs, and is an oiiicer of the Peri- clean society. Correct answer will be in next week's Tattler. Cubs Visit Blade Thirty of Woodward's news- writing class were guests of the Toledo Blade, Wednesday, Feb- ruary 17, on a tour through the newspaper plant. The trip cover- ing the shipping, circulating, edi- torial, composing, and executive departments was conducted by Mr. Sullivan Snyder. -ks-Z??l!5i3's2v3?3-I rsiQuLtL.L1.Q4.r1, 'Q Hither And Yon Having nothing better to do let's go down and visit Crouse Sz Son-omy, omy, there is an at- traction for Maxine Doddin this room as she has broken her heel twice this week!! S'too noisy in here, let's scram around the cor- ner and see what we can see. Well, have you noticed that the Sth hour newswriting students are running around looking for ma as they call her, but Alvina Piesiewicz as we know her-she takes good care of them when they want to go somewhere on the street car. Why shouldn't Frank Gable be sick-he ate two dozen suckers at the dance and then couldn't find the sticks? Into 249 and Mr. V. Alberstett informs us that the line forms to the left for those desiring and daring to run a foot race with him. Noticed how eager the boys, especially the seniors are to go to the office since Miss Opal Drennan has joined the force? Guess we can't help admiring the drawings in the Tattler Display case from Miss Anderson's class-wonder if they would draw a picture of that pal of mine Pola Baer if she posed--Well must be getting along and find out about Pola's first sitting-Toodle doo. IFLASHESFROM FRIENDS' Washington's birthday was celebrated at Scott High by a very unique program consisting of a three-ring circus during activities hour, and a dance after school. The programs in the classrooms were arranged by the students and teachers. The afair is to be repeated next year.- Scott Thistle, Toledo, Ohio. Two little urchins stood with their noses pressed against a barber shop window. Gee, Mickey, look at that one, said one, pointing to a barber wielding a singeing taper. He's lookin' for 'em with ia lighhn A liar isa word invented by politicians to describe other politicians. -- Wa-Hi Journal, Walla Walla, Washington. Say Doctor, said the brawny scrubwoman, Yer gettin' a perty good thing out of tendin' that rich Smith boy, ain't you? Weg,',I said the doiziixor, amuse , get a pretty goo ee. Why? Well, Doc, I hope yer won't forget that my Willie threw the brick that 'it 'im. U I U A common fault ofthe average student is the lack of appreciation for teachers. They do not seem to realize the work and sacrifice of their teachers. They know it, but overlook the training and background which is required of all teachers. They are too will- ing to substitute their own immature thoughts in the stead of those which have been tried and proved. They are too critical, expecting too much and contri- buting too little.-Blue 8: Gold, Findlay, Ohio. , u B lx on 3. o RWE Have you heard: That Frank Kreft would certainly have loomed as a big attraction had he been entered in the high school boxing tourna- ment? That Miss Anne G. Wetterman has never been absent nor tardy during the nine years that she has been teaching at Woodward? That an impertinent freshman, apparently trying to console a senior girl who had broken a mirror, said Don't worry. You can't get any uglier in seven years, anyway. That George Schulte s ays Girls' basketball reminds one of a cross between Ping Pong and Tidd1ewinks? .... I-Ia ha . . . It's at least funny theoretically. E R I Tattler's Gossip Seeker need not venture out of the Tattler oflice to have his ear drums vibrate from the latest and most red-hot scandals. ' E ,Zi I. .,.W ,.. ,.:, , ,,, , is sg.. -,,.,,, . at r X K K it 'Q . X ,ii ' ' N 'THE WOODWARD TATTLER Q WOODWARD CAGERS WIN FOURTH GAME Games Are Consecutive City Tiltsg Zimmerman's Basket Wins Woodward varsity cagers eked out a one point victory over the strong Libbey Cowboys last Friday to win their fourth city game and draw up into a tie for second place. The score was 17-16. Ability to sink their free throws proved to be the winning factor for the Bears as they were able to connect from the -iioor only four times during the evening. The Cowboys held the lead for a greater part ofthe play and it took a spirited rally climaxed by Zimmerman' s winning basket to overcome them. After Woodward scored six points early in the opening quar- ter, Libbey tightened and held the Bears scoreless during the en- tire remainder of the first half. In the meantime the South enders countered enough buckets to take a slim 7-6 margin at the half. The teams ended the third period even.11-11. Price entered the game late in this quarter and almost played havoc with Wood- ward's hopes when he sank two Held goals and a foul in rapid succession. With the score 15-12 against them Taylor followed Ziebar's charity toss with a bas- ket and then Zimmerman sank what proved to be the deciding point. Lineup and Summaryz. . Woodward Libbey G F T G F T Taylor 2 2 6 Anderson 2 0 4 'Harvey 0 0 0 Price 2 1 5 Zim'an 1 0 2 Biehl 1 0 2 Reeves 1 2 4 Snyder 0 0 0 Ziebar 0 5 5 Kleinhans 1 3 5 Smith 0 0 0 - 4917 Totals 64 16 WOODWARD CAGERS TROUNCE GRADUATES Annual Woodward-Alumni game turned out to be the usual affair with both teams chalking up high scores and the decision going to the current five by a 40-26 score. The Alumni brought a formi- dable aggregation captained by Freddy Weisberg and including his brothers, Joe and Manny, Bill Buettin, Al Turby, Hank Hubbard, Rollie Boldt, Tom Ed- wards, Ernie Meader, Ted Wood- iil, and Rube Kaplan. The game started out to be slow with the graduates taking a 3-1 lead at the quarter, but relinquishing it to the Bears who led 11-5 at half- time and 14-8 at the end of the third quarter. Smith, Reeves, Ziebar, Zimmer- man were Woodward's high scor- ers with eleven, nine, eight, and six points, respectively. Edwards with seven points and Fred and Joe Weisberg with six points each led the- Alumni scoring. Totals BEAR PUGILISTS ARE NOSED OUT OF TITLE Libbey Cops Title With Nine Pointsg Woodward Gets Eight A referee's decision stood be- tween Woodward and the cham- pionship in the Hrst annual Tole- do scholastic boxing t o u r n e y held at the Y. M. C. A. last Sat- urday. Libbey won the title and the Jack Fluhrer trophy with nine points, followed by Wood- ward with eight. Other finish- ers were Central, sixg Waite, five g St. John's, three, and DeVilbiss, one. George Fraser put up probab- ly the best performance of the night when he battled three rounds each with two fresh op- ponents to win the featherweight crown. The same stamina that was so evident when he won the Woodward title was the factor that helped him come from be- hind both times to win, espe- cially in the final match against Wilbur Knopp of Waite. Carl Joseph, who won the other championship for Woodward, fighting in the Welterweight di vision was faced with the same task as Fraser. After slugging out a win over Nassar, St. J ohn's, he met and defeated Lyn Stewart, Waite, who won his semi-final match by default. Benny Malaska, Woodward light-weight, led Don Reilly of DeVilbiss for two rounds before he stopped a dynamite punch and took the kayo count. Erwin Oehlers, Woodward representative in the light heavy class, boxed three even rounds with Baxter, Libbey, but lost an unpopular decision. Had the decision gone to Oehlers, Wood- ward would have won the crown. Leo Kubacki, Bear iiyweight, was not good enough for Claire Wheeler of Waite and lost on a kayo in the first round. Woodward Cubs On Verge Of City Lightweight Title Reserve basketball quintet ad- vanced another notch in its bid for the city reserve title when it took an over-time 20-18 decision from the Libbey Cow- boy juniors in a game that easily rivaled the varsity encounter in excitement. Woodward team was slow in getting started and fell behind 4-8 at SW n the quarter and 7-11 at B the half. Although Friedman was ousted early in the' second half for protesting too violently, the Cubs cut down their opponents' lead to 14-12 at the end of the third stanza. The final period was a see-saw, both teams holding slight leads at various stages. A minute be- fore the game finished, with Libbey out in front 18-16, Swan sank a needed field goal from over half of the iioor to earn his team a tie at the end of the regular time. Swan, who incidentally led SCOTT AND WOODWARD QUINTETS if MEET FOR SECOND PLACE HONORS Polar Bears Anxious To Make Game Fifth Straight City Victoryg Cagers To Battle At Woodward Gym . 'ix league will be V. Second place in the city scholastic cage the honors fought for when the basketball representatives of Scott and Wood- ward high schools take the iioor tonight to renew their annual traditional court rivalry. The game will begin at 8:30 with a preliminary between the reserve squads scheduled for 7:15. Each of the ball clubs have won four games in the city race and both have suffered their de- feat at the hands of the title holders, Waite. Com- ' , parative scores seem to favor the West end crew, ' --f-5--- 'Q but Woodward followers predict victory for their Q' team. The usual ight that marked the Scott- Woodward encounters of former years should be present tonight when the two iives are evenly matched and both have the same E Q' i LI . objective in view. Team On Offensive Spurt Recent games have shown Coach Bevan that he does not fiihave to depend on one or two 5 ia- ,S 51 BILL QOSEHBERG , Although the reserves hold the lead in the city race, they need to win the Scott game if they want to be city champs. In case they lose, they will go into a tie for top honors with Central, who lost its only game to Woodward. If they win, they can show oif before their big brothers, the varsity. . Games with Libbey this year seem to be about the closest of any. Woodward teams defeated the Cowboys twice last Friday, yet only scored three more points than their opponents. The next night Libbey boxers nosed out the Woodward pugil- ists by a single point. Even in football, the South-end school needed a late game touchdown to put over its wiictfmry. Maybe it's a good thing for fu- ture Libbey basketball teams that Milt Zimmerman graduates this year. Last year when he was captain of the reserves, Milt, sank a free throw in the closing seconds of play to defeat the Cow- boy juniors. This year it was Milt's last minute field goal that beat the varsity.Cc1wboys. Neither Central nor Libbey has ever been successful in win- ing a basketball game from Woodward, even though the Southsiders won the city crown last year. ' - Sunday scenes: Bob Lawson keeping in trim for the rest of the court season by trimming the neighborhood's best in a little game of marbles. the scoring with seven points, connected for the only basket in the overtime to give Woodward its victory. Isenstein scored six points for second honors -in the point making. msn to do all his scoring. Russ Taylor has shown a great im- provement on the offensive end of his playing and both he and Captain Ziebar have only recently climbed among -the first '20 in the city scoring race. Smith has been guarded closely of late but he and Reeves should have quite a bit to do in the point mak- ing. The other forward position will be taken up by either Tom Harvey or Milt Zimmerman, who played such a fine game against Libbey. Veterans At Scott . Coach Carl Meissner of Scott has developed a formidable crew of veterans this year. In Captain Don Mewhort and Dave Mostov, he has, perhaps, the best pair of forwards in the city. At guards Scotty Florence, Scott's all- round athlete, will pair with Wendt, both of them well up in the scoring and dependable on the defense. Carlson will jump center. . Woodward reserves will meet their final opponents ofthe year when they meet the Scott reserve squad in the preliminary. Scott has been an in-and-out' team this year and Hanham's team expects to continue their win streak against it. Junior Boy ReceivesQTicket X. For Guessing Exact Score Ed Cychler, a junior, was this week's contest winner guessing the correct score of the Libbey- Woodward game.More than four- Hfths of the guesses were five or more points away from the score. Score guessing contest will be held on the Scott game to be play- ed here tonight. The winner will be awarded a ticket to the first Woodward tournament game to be played at the Toledo Univer- sity field house. . Scott ..................... Woodward .......... Name ................ Home Room .... . .... -lg.-X v ' L lfwaznfl- t' 1 THEQWOODWARD' TATTLER ELECTRICAL CLUB JUNIOR CLASS PLAY lTATTLER GOSSIPER T0 EDIT JOURNAL Under The . Tattler 4, CAST IS ANNOUNCED DISCUSSES LOSSES Willard C le aveland To Torch G App1eSauce To Be Given In SOIl1ti0n To LOSS Head Special Weekly Newspaper Woodward Electrical Society is planning to print a weekly Journal to be distributed every Monday to members of the Elec- trical Club. No price will be charged for the publication which will' be printed in the Electrical Department. Other important staff mem- bers are, Technical Editor, Wil- liam 'lyrrillg Radio, Stanley Weber, Sports, Victor Isenstein, Social Editor, Ray Crouse, Art Editor, Frank Balija, Calendar, Edward Hammer, Distribution Manager, 'Jack Lockert, Assis- stant to him, Carl Polcyn, and Printers, Robert Doster and Gro- ver Kenyon. Fifteen reporters and several column editors com- plete the publication staif. In size the journal will be slightly smaller than The Tattler. Glenn Merriam is president of the Electrical club and Mr. A. R. Bitter, faculty adviser. POLA BAER QEd. Note-We are happy to announce that Miss Pola Baer has been seriously injured in an automobile accident and is suffer- inga concussion of said brain. The doctors are afraid she will live.J Q Q 1 Dear Pola, ' Why does Richard Kaszubiak hang around with Ted Holas's girl, Florence Peksa? Ha-Ha. Dear Ho-ho, Richard is an Italian and is homesick for Florence. . i .Miss Baer. Dear Miss Baer, Why is it all of Annabel Robin- son's boy friends run away? A Pal. She's probably one reason why boys leave home. it an .Miss Baer. My Pal, Dear Pola Baer, Did you ever see Adele Nassar cry? . Glenn Smith. Dear Glenn, Just once. That was when Nurse Coy took the Castoria bottle away from her. Pola Baer. How To End Depression By Tattler Gossip Seeker Here is Mr. Tattler Gossip Seeker's statement regarding the present day question of how to end depression, It was after a wide research and deep study that I made my decision. I have found that there is one and only one way of ending depression and that is with the letter un. uv-:wa-A-a--Q.-awe.-s.-4-we-A-A-is Shelley Crayon Tattler Torch chooses for its subject today one of the fore- most poets of Woodward high school, Shelley Crayon. His first name corresponds to that of the famous English poet, Percy B. Shelley. Throughout his grade school and high school life, Shelley has been active in journalistic activi- ties, having been editor of the Spring Leaf,member of the Wil- sonian Debating society and Quo- tus club during his sophomore year, staff member of the Tattler for three years, and literary as- sistant of the Saga this year. Contrary to the rule that stu- dents interested in literature are not active in sports, Shelley Crayon has been prominent in track for two years. His hobbies are writing and reading, his taste running to in- formative books. Shelley has a sweet tooth which is especially noticeable at lunch time. CARTOONISTS' WORK ON EXHIBIT MONDAY Work of Woodwards' cartoon- ists will be exhibited next week in the Tattler-Display case. Students in the advanced art classes of Miss June Anderson have been doing pen-line work in black and white for some time. Many of the cartoons are re- presentations of a drawer's idea of Mr. Pickwick and Alfred Jingle from Pickwick Papers. The rest are original figures for playmates of Skippy and odd looking landscapes. The pen line used is the one 'the drawer thought the most appropriate for his particular subject drawn. R FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight----Sr. Hi-Y Matinee Dance C2:45-52001 Tonight--Woodward-Scott Basketball game fherel Sun. Feb. 28--Orchestra con- cert K2:30J Mon. Feb. 29---Vocational Guidance-3rd hour Wed. March 2-Sophomore picture f2nd and 3rd hoursl If Kingflshes are too tough for Jack Dempsey, Joe Friedman is convinced that they are not .the very best thing for his Friday night meal. Auditorium ' April 22 Leading roles in the junior class play Applesauce, to be presented April 22, in the audito- rium, are to be portrayed by Roberta Du Monte and Robert Bader, who will enact the parts of Hazal Robinson and Bill Mc- Allister, respectively. Other roles will be taken by James Nasser, playing the part of Rollo Jenkens, Robert Eise- man as Pa Robinson, and Ann Ein as wife, Man Robinson. Lil- lian Greenberg and Donald Schaefer will portray minor parts. Play committee consists of 1 Ruth Dorf, chairman, Donald Schaefer, Lucille Bland, Dorothy Shore, and Alberta Teal. Miss Anne G. Wetterman is directing the production. Deadline Flashes Betty Thaxton and Lilian Ry- mers, former Woodward stu- dents are playing leads in the operetta Lelewalla to be given in the DeVilbiss High this eve- ning at 8:15 Q Let us suggest some kind of prize or other to Mrs. H. Ander- son, Miss M. C. Cady, Mr. E. L. Clark, Mr. S. B. Crouse, Miss Amie Miller, Mr. Philo C. Dunsmore, Mr. H. C. Gerber, Mr. Hugh Montgomery, Mr. E. R. Rike, and Mr. M.T. Skinner who have been teaching here since 1920. 1 Q as Q Here's a story Sports Editor Bill overlooked. Bridge Tourney Ends --The Joe Stein-Joe Altschuller bridge team found easy picking from the Eugene Wasserman-Sherwin Kripke squad, defeating them 5,200-3,600. theiwinners claim a mythical Woodward auction bridge championship and chal- lenge all comers. Mr. Wasserman was put out on personals after kicking the wrong shin four times. W as i Mr. R. F. Lowry will go into his old song and dance at the Quill and Dagger meeting next Wednesday when he speaks to the members on the Sino-Japan- ese situation. Mr. Lowry has had actual teaching experience in China, and may be considered an authority on the psychological side of the undefzlared war. The long arm of Woodward reaches the outer world. Two trucks, owned by the Foraster Dry Cleaning Co., are being com- pletely overhauled by Mr. Nub ers auto mechanic classes. A The trouble with most hall singers is the sound defects. Found In Er-Er-Um Says Speaker If you were to lay all pens lost at Woodward end to end, says our friend, the Tattler Gossiper, starting his discourse on 'Arti- clesg Lost, Found', you probably would feel very foolish inasmuch as people laying fountain pens end to end are sometimes consi- dered slightly off. The world today, is in a mess if I ever see'd one. The old sphere seems to have a lose icomplex. Why now days Rota- rians- Kiwanis, and Chamber of Commerce societies are contem- plating changing their names to 'Cheerful Loser'. Women lose weight, men lose reputation, girls lose tempers, boys lose girls, even kiddies are trained to lose change coming home from stores. Ah, but there is a solution to this world-wide problem, It can be solved by er-er-um-by-wait, I have the answer here in this pocket-nope, maybe this pocket- oh, here it is Mr. Dunsmore, 2:30-er--er--um--that's not it. Now what did I do with--gosh! here it is---Oh-h-h-h-h-h. fEd. note-- We are very sorry to say that our friendis discourse must be cut short as the Gossiper passed out when he found that he actually hadn't lost his paperj MORAL--He who robs me of my good name gains nothing, and the same thing goes for he who robs me of my purse. Allen Saunders To Speak At Press Meeting March 2 Allen Saunders, News Bee Col- umnist and Dramatic Editor, will be the main speaker at the regu- lar meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association March 2, at 3:30 in the Woodward libra- ry. Besides discu sing features and columns he will criticize pa- pers by Toledo High schools. Students belonging to this as- sociation from Scott, Waite, Lib- bey, Central, DeVilbiss, St. J ohn's, Vocational, and Notre Dame will attend. Make Plans For May Festival Toledo high school glee clubs, bands, and orchestras are mak- ing plans for the coming May Festival' to be held May 13, in the Civic Auditorium. Miss Bes- sie Werum, Mr. Guy Sutphen, and Mr. Clarence Ball are di- reoting. Almnni To Sponsor Dance March 10 At Ottawa Park Woodward Alumni Associa- tion is sponsoring a dance Thurs- day night, March 10, at the Otta- wa Park Shelter House. A Detroit six piece orchestra will play. Ruth Pfund heads the committee in charge. ', ' - f x L l b,:. 1 . ' , .. X X , - 'i ' f . f V . - in ' ' ki 1 VVIA K ' Constantly, Consistently Constructive J ' ' Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, March 4, 1932 No. 22 HFASCES FROLIC TO SAGA-TATTLER TO HELPS IN PLANNING 'WOODWARD ALUMNI 4 BE HELD IN THE GYM Red And White Decorations To Prevail At Dance Today The third matinee dance in three weeks will be given this afternoon in form of the Fasces Frolic, under the auspices of the Latin club. The gym will be decorated in red and white. A iioor show, featuring Billy Ray and Frances Toth, tap danc- ing, Clarence Fultz, saxophonist, and Frank Wodarczyk, violinist, will be held during intermission. Mr. Lincoln Clark's Royal Woodwardites will furnish the music. There will be dancing from 2:30 to 4:45 and admission price will be couple-15 cents, single-- 10 cents. Ethel Dull heads the com- mittee planning the dance and is assisted by Abe Goldberg, Fred Glick, Roberta DuMonte, Jean Mathie, and Morris Schindler. Woodward Alumni 4 , Hold Open Meeting First open meeting of Wood- ward Alumni Association will be held March 7, at 7:30 p.m. in the auditorium. At this time a discussion will take place on the seventh an- nual banquet, first membership drive, second Toledo University scholarship, Beggars' Brawl, benefit card party, and bronze medals to be awarded to out- standing members of the junior, sophomore, and freshman classes. The meeting is being arranged by the executive committee com- posed of Arthur E. B a c k u s, Mildred Kloene, Donald Kemp, and Harold Beat. French Club Announces Co-ed Prom Committee Arrangements for the fourth annual feminine masquerade, Co- ed Prom, given by Le Cercle Francais will take place Friday April 15, from 8:00 to 11:00 o'clock in the girls' gym, are being made b the committees in charge. Those assisting Nellie Flum, gen- eral chairman, are Lillian Sheon, Ruth Kimmelman, Marie Swaya, Pauline Zaremski, Norma Flaum, and Evelyn Rosenberg. Japanese Waltzing Mice Are Raised By Biology Teacher Maggie, a little black and white Japanese Waltzing mouse, has seven babies. Only two pair of these small creatures have been raised in the United States, due to unfavorable living conditions. Miss Grace Cronk is the owner of this family of rodents. LAUNCH CAMPAIGN Novel Device To Be Used In Advertising Mass Meeting j Special campaign for Saga sub- scription is beginning next Mon- day March 7, with a conference hour mass meeting, and will -ex- tend through the end of March. Harold Harris, business manager of the yearbook, with the cooper- ation of the Saga staif, has ar- ranged the program to resemble a radio studio presentation. Over the mike Mr. C. C. La Rue's library of yearbooks dis- played in the Tattler case, will be explained by Harold Harris. Skits featuring Kids twenty years from now are being plann- ed by Ruth Kimmelman and Goldye Markowitz. Mr. P. Duns- more and M. V. Alberstett will also speak. At the end of the program Saga tags will be distributed while the band plays. A new system per- mitting twenty-five cent down payments has been worked out, but' this does not reserve any Saga for students until one-half of the final price, 51.50, is paid. Final payments must be com- pleted by the end of April in or- der to receive a Saga. Second Year Class Makes Large Profit From Movie The Gaucho, motion picture presented by the Sophomore class Wednesday and starring Douglas Fairbanks, netted S103 to the cof- fers ofthe second year group. A new system put into effect, authorizing a ticket seller in every conference group, worked out successfully. Miss Grace Cronk, and Mr. Clyde' Meek are advisers. Members of the com- mittee in charge were Irene Kaczmarek, c h a i r m an, Carl Polcyn, Isabelle Larrow, Frank Siadak, Ethel Dull, Ruth Ramlow, and James Robinson. Old Woodward Year Books To Be Exhibited In Display Sagas dated 1899, and 1910 will be exhibited with others from the year 1921 to 1931, by the Saga Ad- vertising stah' in the Tattler-Dis- play case next week. Meyer Hof- fenblum has charge of the exhi- bition. . Principal C. LaRue is the pos- sessor of the 1899 annual, which was edited in old Central High School. The 1923 edition was dedicated to Mr. LaRue when he left the teaching staff of Wood- ward Tech to join the faculty of Libbey High. . SENIOR GIRLS TEA Dorothy Born Dorothy Born, as representa- tive of the senior girls, is coop- erating with Miss C. Burwick and Miss A. Miller, in planning the senior girls' tea, sponsored by the Business and Professional Women's Club. The tea is to be given Wednesday, March 9, at 2:45 in the library. After an address of welcome by Dorothy Born, a pageant depicting the progress of women and other entertainment will be presented by students of the senior class. Miss Emily Kneubuhl, execu- tive secretary ofthe organization, is guest of honor, and wil speak to the girls in the cafeteria. Six other members from the club are attending the affair, thus estab- lishing direct contact between the girls and the women in dis- cussions of Vocational Guidance. Women members of the faculty will also be guests. Two Members From Toledo Schools To Attend Meeting Two delegates have been in- vited from each school to attend a conference at DeVilbiss on stu- dent participation in School Gov- ernment. This is an outgrowth of the first interscholastic ban- quet and conference held last Tuesday evening at the Plaza hotel. Elsie Frautschi, Dorothy Shore, Charles Klinsick and Miss Marie J. Doering attended the banquet. Rooms Collect Money Eighteen dollars was collected from 48 rooms for the Washing- ton picture frames. The money will be used by Mr. S. B. Crouse to buy the needed materials for the completion of the frames. Miss Edith Murphy led the rooms collecting 83 cents from her class, Mr. V. Alberstett followed with 72 cents. .See Bi-Centennial Program Juniors and seniors were given an opportunity yesterday confer- ence hour, to see the remainder of the first bi-centennial program given February 25, for freshmen l and sophomores. '- sf .isa L, 3-:ELA TO SPONSOR DANCE Ronnie Deck's Ambassadors Detroit Orchestra To Provide Music ' 'fBeggars' Brawl, second one of its kind to be given this year, will be offered by the Woodward Alumni Association next Thurs- day evening at the Ottawaj,Park Shelter House. ' Ronnie Deck's Ambassadors, a six peice orchestra from1Detroit will provide music for dancing. Proceeds will go to the Alumni scholarship fund. Plans are being made to continue the present scholarship held by Delores Over- meyer and offer another to a member of this year's senior class., Tickets which can be secured from .any alumni member or Phyllis Netz are fifteencents -for singles and twenty-five cents for couples. . Ruth Pfund, chairman of the affair, is assisted by Mildred Kloene, George Walthers, Mrs. Margaret Whitney, and Edith Hartford. Booster Membership Roll Completed By Art Classes . Booster membership roll has Just been completed by student form Miss June Anderson's art clas es. Those who assisted with the chart are Alphonse Olzwski, Caismer Klapp, George Kerwin, and Lawrence Roberts. Mr. S. B. Crou e and Mr. W. F. Rohr and their students assisted with completing the Booster roll. Jean Gasiorowski was in charge. -..l.. ...i,. Home Nursers Aid In First Aid Administration Fifteen home nursing girls as- sist Miss Hazel Coy in adminis- tering aid to the students. They are Edna Marks, Marie Omey, Hilda Terbille, Mildred Troup, Vivian Mayer, Lucille Deck, Loretta Jones, Jenny Anderson, Helen Hackman, Corrine Miller, Mary Walsh, Fay Olsen, Eleanor Leasor, Vivian Kane, and Evelyn Johnson. Teachers Attend Meeting Mr. Raymond Sheline, Mr. Lawrence Nuber, and Mr. Clyde Van Tassel attended the school masters' meeting held to organize an inter-high school club for men teachers. Social and recreational plans were made. , Spanish Teachers Meet Here The monthly meeting of all To- ledo High School Spanish teach- ers will be held in Miss Wetter- man's room on Monday, March 8. This meeting to be held after school, will be an educational one. ,l.iaw.Sa.S. Q Q-me Q.-e ..,, Q :Q .h ,, V 'S . I ,.,,, w -Li 3 Yi Aw. -' -ol XA! fl! .li 5 , -.s '+I xi-4 ' ei. .J ' N :S -1 'wi . , 'ij .1 f, 1 . 2153 1 ,, ' Q V24-lam.. ,f 1, . 8 1 4 3? y 'if .. -Ll -J Q 'Z ' 1 HI 3 J 1 --.g,'.1- - . ,-1-sg-,Q -s THE WOODWARD 'rA'1'rLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School ' Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. , M Scrloqv Newspaper Pfngggff' 'gi:f':Tf Member XA9 mi Smale-ff TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange .......... ....................... R uth Dorf Display ................... ............. Al berta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit Typlsts ................ 3 Gertrude enaeld Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosegmary Wietrzykowski an . Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery r g. l IT H Hf Ulm g - l- ' X up This might sound a bit queer 'to be coming from a column used .chiefly for praising and panning .hut forgetting our brickbats and -bouquets we offer to the senior .class a sound bit of advice. School events are coming down upon our meager pocketbooks with both feet, and with the senior dance, play, banquet, picnic, and graduation coming it can be con- sidered a good idea to start work- ing on your financial problems early. Cut down your budget. Well, what we really want to et across. gentle reader, is hoard ahis may sound radicall your money, until the time comes to let loose, and then flood the mar- ket. And now the senior class treasurer may go out and build an ark for this deluge. We nominate to the Hall of Fame-The Vocational school stu- dents who are working to create a city-wide student council or- ganization. t at ' And to the Hall of Oblivion-- The student street car riders who would rather destroy light bulbs than eat. . Q . The guy who is always betting buttons will someday bet the wrong one and Lose his trousers Some people are so concerned about their polish, they forget their shoes. .K 1 t . Simile-As despairing as acen- tipede on its last legs. FIRST IN PEACE .- INCE the Washington Bi-centennial is being celebrated throughout the nation from the twenty-second of February to Thanksgiving, the Tattler feels that a short comment on George Washington and programs in his honor is not entirely superfluous. About ten years ago, the general public opinion of George Washington coincided more or less with Parson Weem's probably original, cherry tree tale. At the present time the danger exists of sliding down to the other extreme in the haste to humanize this foremost citizen of our country. Efforts to measure Washington with our present soical standards, without allowing for the necessary change during two hundred years, certainly are foolish and useless. But morally our first president cannot be denied the honor of being noble, generous, extremely courageous, and fully worthy of being: First in war, first in peace, First in the hearts of his countrymen. g ' ORDER IN THE AUDITORIUM ANY times in the past, appeals have been made to the stu- dents, to maintain better order in the auditorium. These appeals have met with no avail. Often those taking part in the programs, have consented to give an address, acknowledging the fact that they are not professional entertainers. These people try their best to please, and it isn't a fitting tribute to their efforts that laughs and sneers should interrupt their discourse. For the good of the school, and to save embarrassment of those partaking in school programs, please refrain from disturbing, for esien iii' you don't enjoy school programs, be considerate of those W o o. LITERARY SOCIETIES PROMOTED HIS year will probably be remembered by many Woodwardites as a new club yearf' Since September three clubs have been formed and at present we find that a new literary society has been added to Woodward's extra Curricular activities. The Zethalean literary society planned by several sophomore and junior girls is not to be criticised if the incentive rises from a desire to really promote literary tastes among girls with high scholastic standing, but if it is being organized because of some petty animosities or a desire to belong to one more club it is not worthy of being added to Woodward's already large number of clubs. Who's who The demure senior girl of last 'week was Florence Kirchofer. Continuing our survey of prom- inent seniors we find a very preoccupied young man thinking about tonight's Alchemist ban- quet, as he's a member of the committee planning the affair. Another activity that kept him busy last week was being in charge of the Basketball Drib- Able. Not of the all A type he has, however, tried to maintain high grades. Known as a dependable chap it's many the time he's asked to run errands in his spic and span red Ford coupe. He tousles his brown hair and a frown appears above his blue eyes when he is especially busy. At times his voice seems gruff also. A neat dresser he seems to like bluish gray suits best although he sometimes wears tan corduroys. It won't be hard to find him if you know your upper classmen. Things aren't bad enough in these U. S. A. Uncle Sam is try- ing to get everything out of horder. Q Q , Simile--As useful as a can opener to a safe cracker. Hither And Yon Our numerous blonds set us to thinking that maybe Flo Zig- field had an eye on Woodward girls when he set the fashion for the 1932 girl--'Red' Eckert heart- ily dislikes red-we wonder why-- Abe Goldberg says friends are merely acqaintances when you need some 'dough'--Not only spring but spring fever is coming, so beware--Alvina Piesiewicz practising her dramatic ability on Eddie Weber at her locker- For all his great height, Bill Reeves can stoop to conquer.- Pennies that you see scattered over the halls belong to Clyde DeShetler-- Clyde got his weekly allowance but there was a hole in his pocket--Mr. Raymond She- line confesses to twenty years- wonder what happened to the other twenty.-Donit you feel funny when you accidently drop some paper on the floor and look up to see a Keep Woodward Clean sign?-Oh, to be as-fast as Marie Omey and Edna Marks!- Here comes that ace of ticket sellers LaDonna Pfuhl, so I'm going to hide. The efficient person will take the wolf from the front door and the wolf from the back door and start a fur farm. IFLASHES FROM FRIENDSI A new collegiate fad is a sweater with wise cracks woven into it. This makes it a knit wit, huh?-Scribe News, Oakland, California. U t U 'iSay, Coach, that guy's got-a basketball nose. What do you mean? Oh, it dribblesf' -Blue 8z Gold, Findlay, Ohio. Moving Picture Skippy will be presented in the auditorium of Stockton High, for the School Annual fund.--Stockton Hi, Stockton, Cal. 1 . A hardened motorist ran down a pedestrian. Hey he shouted, while you're under there, take a look at my brake rods. -Central Hi Record, Sioux City, Iowa. 1 Q l A Washington Bicentennial display is being exhibited by the Art department of Miami Uni- versity, which compares Wash- ington's day to modern day-- Miami Student, Oxford, Ohio. Artists To Entertain With Vaudeville Presentations Art Klan members with the 'aid of Miss June Anderson, ad- viser, will present a vaudeville program for the school. Tentative date is conference hour March 18. Chalk talks, rapid landscape sketching, and design sketching will be included in the presenta- tion. 1 1 '11 Left to right: Randolph Smith, guard, Louis Ziebar, guard and captain, Tom Har- vey, forward, Milton Zimmer- man, forward, Bill Reeves, center, Ted Holas, forward, Russ Taylor, forward. Holland 11 Dayton Steele 5 Waite 34 Central 19 Lima Central 16 Woodward 50 14 16 35 20 'R - is 21 30 36 28 St. John's 8 ' Findlay 26 Kenton 29 Wappakoneta 24 25 DeVilbiss 17 '17 Libbey 16 40 Aliunni 26 'i 15 Scott X 20 Total 347 251 Won 10 Lost 3 Pct. .769 4 ,.Y., ..,. .,,.,, 1 . N THE W0 ODWARD TATPLER - SCOTTONIANS TAKE POLAR BEAR CUBS I TO . . POLAR BEAR CLUB WIN NINE STRAIGHT BE R I-'KCTS SAINTS IN TOURNEY iii J r 1- 1. lil Second Place GOES T0 West Reserves Go Through Entire 1 , 5 Bl'-L ROSENBERQ' : Opening Battle To Be With A Enders In Final Game Sghedule For Win ' 1 A Q Of Schedule Scott High cagers won undis- puted possession of second place in the scholastic championship race, when they won a decisive 20-15 victory over Woodward's Polar Bears, in the Woodward gym Friday night. The contest was fast throughout, with the iinal outcome uncertain until the gun ended the final quarter. Bill Reeves put the Bears in the lead at the start, when he sank a fielder soon after the game began. Mostov, Scott forward and individual oifensive star of the game, made a foul, as the quarter ended 2-1 in Woodward's favor. With the beginning of the sec- ond quarter, Scott began piling up a commanding lead, which put them 8 points up on the Wood- wardites at the last period. The Woodward quintet then launch- ed a spirited offensive drive, with a foul by Reeves, and two consecutive goals by Zimmerman and Holas, bringing the score to 18-15. From there on, Scott's de- fence functioned smoothly, and they managed to bag a goal, while holding Woodward score- less the rest of the way. Scott Woodward G F T G F T Mewhart 2 0 4 Taylor 0 0 0 Mostov 3 3 9 Harvey 0 0 0 Carlson 1 0 2 Zim'm'n 1 0 2 Florence 1 0 2 Holas 1 0 2 Wendt 1 1 3 Reeves 2 3 7 Smith 1 1 3 Ziebar 0 1 1 Totals 8 4 20 Totals 5 5 15 Streak Woodward reserve cagers won the city reserve champion- ship by going through their entire schedule of nine games, including six city tilts, unde- feated, and winning their final game at the expense of the Scott seconds, 15-12. The Scott game was marked with the same closeness that has been evident in many of the Cubs' frays this year with the Woodward team just good enough to finish victors. At no time during the entire game was either team in the lead by more than three points. Woodward had the lead at the quarter, 3-2, but the two teams were tied, 9-9, at halftime. Only four points were scored in the third period with Scott scoring three-of them to take the lead. The Cubs' defense held the West-end Eve scoreless in the closing stanza while they countered enough points to make up the margin of victory. Team That Wins Members of Coach H o m e r Hanham's championship five are: Joe F r i e dm a n, capt., Vic Isenstein, Woodie DeShetler, Henry Swan, Ralph Michalak, Bob Lawson, Howard Smith, Gifford Meacham, Steve Mazuchowski, and Leo Pryblski. ,Cubs To Meet Central Polar Bear Cubs will meet Central lightweights, runnersup In winning the title of their league, the reserves brought to Woodward the first a t h l e t i c championship since the Bears won the city basketball crown two years ago. Q . Five Seniors, Captain Ziebar, Randolph Smith, Russ Taylor, Milt Zimmerman, and Ted Holas, will finish their basketball career for Woodward as soon as the Bears drop out of tournament play. Returning for next year, Coach Bevan will have Bill Reeves, Tom Harvey, Bob Law- son, 'iRed Smith, Joe Friedman, and the entire reserve team. The basketball quintet this year was one of the greenest teams to represent Woodward on the court. Neither Taylor, Har- vey, nor Reeves ever played high school basketball before and Smith's experience was limited to second string work two years ago. Louis Ziebar was the only experienced man on the squad. Present day batters would be millionaires if they could make as many runs as the unfortunate femmes. . in the reserve race, in the finals of the city tournament at T. U. field house, Saturday night. Woodward defeated the Irish earlier in the year in a game that was spoiled by bad refereeing and hopes to repeat its victory. Smaller St. John Cagers 1-i-. St. J ohn's Knights will be Woodward's first tournament opponents when the Bears open play this afternoon on the Toledo University court at 4245. Woodward is anxious to repeat its victory over the Saints as the win will probably mean an- other chance at Scott.- The Collingwood avenue crew meets Whitmer in the first game of the day, and like Woodward is a fa- vorite to win. Coach Bob Tier- man has a small team at St. John's that is not expected to cause Woodward much trouble and whose only chance to win is in way of an upset. Whit- mer is a new school in the city league and is playing its Hnal year as a class A team. Libbey will meet DeVilbiss, and Waite, city title holders, will oppose Central in the opening round games to be held in the evening. DeVi1biss holds a one- point victory over the Cowboys and the game promises much ac- tion. The Waite-Central encoun- ter should go to the East-Siders. Winners of the opening round games will meet in the semi-- nals Saturday afternoon. Semi- final victors will oppose each other in the finals to be held at night. First and seqond place finishers go to Findlay for the district tourney. . 2 WOODWARD CAGE COURT REPRESENTATIVES .nth 1 . r . N -p THE WOODWARD TATFLER ' p . A A . TALENTED STUDENTS SUBSCRIPTION DRIVE x ' K ALCHEMIST SOCIETY SOUGHT BY EDITOR T0 START MARCH 7l Under The .Tattler T0 HQLD PRQGRAM School Students Are Asked Different Method Used In 7, Torch Llghf , , , Q Initiation, Dance To Take To Submit Novice Work Talented student writers, art- ists, cartoonists, and amateur photographers are being sought by Edward C. Kutz, 2042 Fulton St., editor of a popular magazine. Student eiorts are wanted in the following fields: short stories, true stories, essays, cartoons, art work, sketches, snapshots, and news pictures of the school. Contributors are urged to sub- mit immediately something that they have already produced that they may compete for an early issue. Cash will be paid those persons whose work is used, and returned manuscripts will be criticized for student benefit. A cover contest is also being conducted in which S50 is offered for the snap-shot submitted which best symbolizes or sug- gests the idea of pals, of intimate and loyal friendship. More information may be ob- tained by calling at the above address or by calling Mr. Kutz, Lawndale 4338, between six and seven o'clock in the evening. llliki- POLA BAER CEd. Note-Attempts to get rid of Miss Baer are futile. She steals our copy paper to write her col- umn, bribes the printer to set it up, and vamps the make-up edi- tor into slipping it onto the press. Gosh, what can we do? We're not the Mounted Police or some- thingj . . . Dear Pola, Faye Olson born on St. Pat- rick's Day has a Swedish name, is Jewish and goes for a Syrian, Alex Margy. What is she? Marian Rogolsky. Dear Mariang - Miss Ols on is probably a League of Nations. Pola. I 1 U ' Dear Pola, Do you suppose Janet Mase- man would give me one of those '.'Come hither looks? Hopeful male. Dear Malemang I'm afraid Janet is more adapt to making Go yonder and stay yon passes. Miss Baer. O U O Dear Pola, I am working on a safeblowing case now, and the name of Mar- jorie Herzberg's new flame will help me a lot. Sherlqck'Holmes Jr. Dear Sherlieg Your man's name is Clarence Fultz, but he never blew anything more than a saxophone. Quick Watson, the needle! ' Pola Baer. . N K Distributing Issues To Students Subscription drive for the next five weeks will be carried on from March 7 thru March 10. Tattlers will be put into subscribers' lock- ers during eighth hour instead of the usual fourth hour distribut- tion. This plan will be temporary, pending the approval of the stu- dent body. Students having working permits will get their papers when they leave the build- ing at the end of the seventh hour. An added feature of this cam- paign will be the foul shooting contest for boys and girls, details of which will- be given in next week's Tattler. Eighth hour newswriting class will distribute the Tattlers. Sub- scriptions will be taken in fourth hour classes by representatives for ten cents. .11-11,-1qi1 Lawrence Alleeman, a fresh- man at Woodward last semester, died at the Toledo Hospital, Tues- day, February 23. He was an active member ofthe band during the short time he spent in school. Bill Chambers To Address Friendship, Hi-Y Members Last February Friendship-Hi-Y forum will be held at the Y. M. C. A. Sunday, February 28,' at 3 p. m. Each member may bring a guest. Mr. Bill Chambers, Boy's Work secretary of the state of Ohio, will speak on What will you be doing Ten Years from now. Refreshments will be served by Woodward students. Scott representatives have charge of the devotions for the affair. 1 1 I I Miss Woodrich This week Tattler Torch lights up the smiling countenance of Miss Rozella Woodrich, fresh- man English teacher. Miss Woodrich, who formerly taught at Sherman junior high, is now coming into contact with many of her Sherman graduates. She attended Ohio University, U. of Wisconsin, and Columbia Uni- versity. Cooking and baking oc- cupy a great deal of her spare time. Miss Woodrich's summer vacations are spent in traveling, often in outdoor camping style. Losing hats seems to be her special delight, as in her travels she has lost two in the Hudson River and Columbia River. How- ever in both instances the hats were retrieved without any dam- age. News-Bee Dramatic Editor Speaks At Press Meeting Advice to write a newspaper for the mentality of a twelve year old was given to members of the Toledo High School Press Association Wednesday after- noon in the Woodward library by Mr. Allen Saunders, News- Bee Dramatic Editor. He also stressed the value of writing humor that will hurt no one. Mr. Saunders was pleased with most of the high school paper features and commented on the different columns of same. GOSSIPER RECALLS Seein' your boys wor k out here, Art, sorter reminds me of the old Butteriiy A. C. in Jones- ville, says our Tattler-Gossip seeker, to Mr. Smith, who is too busy teaching the boys the differ- ence between a baton and a vaulting pole, to pay any atten- tion. ' The boys got up a track team to meet with neighboring clubs. Lewis Races was elected captain 'cause he knew all about track from his father, as a B. Sz O. track layer. They used a golf cup for a broad jump pit and bean bags for the shot put. The coach was so dumb he thought the 440 was a train and the trainer was under the impression that a pole vault was a Polish safe. The only square guy was the time-keeper. He was a blockheadf' On the team there was Jess Aminut, one of these quiet and retiring guys, who would rest, run ten yards and retire, the bar- bershop quartet, who never had any trouble taking the medley relays, and Les Noise, the ham- X K i . ... wg f - .3..:n..L.sfg 1. .:g:.i.L.u.as.gia1s.i si,i.mli3ai.3-s..i:..x..isi:knkiIfL.-rsg'cf.' -H fini.. :.. -S. BUTTERFLY A. C. mer thrower. He developed him- self throwing the bull. Ern Points, the team's crack 220 man, would run 50 yards, then crack. Modest Red Blush refused to enter the discus throw. He said that he saw a statue of one in a Museum and his maw would- n't let him go out without any clothes on anyhow. Lotta Looks was used in the lap races. She could make five laps any moon- light night. Hi Jump tried out for the hurdles, but he had all he could do to get over the cinders in the track. You know, Art, I have to cry every time I think of Ed Number. He broke his leg in the sixty yard dash and they had to shoot him. Alas, poor Eddie. Well, I got a couple stories to write, Smith, S'long. Yeh, come around sometime when Hanham's here. And the moral to this story, quotes Mr. Smith, putting his hands on his hips, is do unto others before they undo you. - FADE OUT. ' . Place Of Annual Banquet Formal initiation and dance to take place at 7 p. m. in the girls' gym this evening will replace the annual Alchemist banquet. Plans to substitute this affair for the banquet were made because of scarcity of funds. Aces of Melody, seven piece orchestra which played for the Basketball Dribble, are supply- ing music for dancing. Entertain- ment and refreshments will also be provided. A feature of the en- tertainment is to be the songs of Rowena Kimmerlin of Scott. Pledges to be initiated are Morris Schindler, Nathan Lupin, Paul Kaseman, Norman Kinker, Brian McKnight, Reynolds Wade, and Robert Clark. Advisers of the organization are Mr. C. Staneart and Mr. E. L. Clark. Deadline Flashes N o longer need the Tattler writers worry about the spelling of the former Rosemary Wietrzy- kowski name. Naw, she's not marriedg she had her name changed to Warren. How do you do, Miss Warren. . In case your favorite cat is missing, Mr. Crouse CS. B. we meanj might know something about it. Those big pussywil- lows in the oflice come from the Crouse backyard. Woodward can boast another championship team. It seems a group of Woodwardites, namely, Morris Weber, Sam Solomon, David Hollendar, Louis Lublin, Henry Riman '31 grad and Hy- man Sollman, former Woodward student, went down to Detroit and cleaned up Grand Rapids, Michigan 33-12. Going into the final they beat Detroit 32-11 and came home with the I.. W. O. dis- trict championship. Very good, boys, very good. indeed. Woodward enters politics. Meritt Deac Green, former Woodward grid star, was .ap- pointed recreational commis- sioner by Mayor Ad. Goodbye Rueben, Hello Deac. Sister Veronica and Sister Mer- cadies from the Ursuline con- vent were guests of Mr. W. Rohr last Monday. They were interest- ed in obtaining general informa- tion on woodwork in the lndus- trial Arts course. Sister Veronica is a teacher at Teachers College and assistant supervisor at Mary Manse Col- lege. ' Teachers, may we suggest a moratorium on back assign- ments. ' .Q : 5' .i..Qs.?iQa pun . .. -I - Constantly, Consistently Constructive p Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, March 11, 1932 No, 23 J 100 FRESHMEN TO SENIOR GIRLS HEAR SENIOR CLASS TO PRESENT OH, KAY SPONSOR PROGRAM Parent-Teachers Ass'n To See Dances, Skits, And Tumbling One hundred freshman will participate in the next Wood- ward Parent-Teacher meeting to be held Wednesday evening March 16, in the auditorium. This is the first venture of Fresh- man as a class in the field of entertainment and by the large number of those responding they bid to become well known in such circles. Miss Mary Ward, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss A. Curtis, and Miss S. Cornwell have assissted the freshmen in preparing tap, toe and clogging dances,tumbling acts, Polish, Ukranian, and Span- ish dances, German and Latin dialogues, and French and Span- ish skits. Piano and saxophone solos are also on the program which will be concluded by sing- ing of the school song by the en- tire group of performers. Miss A. Wetterman and Mr. S. B. Crouse, advisers of the fresh- men class, are in charge of the affair. Alumni Opens Membership Drive, Deadline April 9 Woodward Alumni Associa- tion is conducting an extensive membership drive to be con- cluded at the annual Alumni ban-Q quet, April 9. Harold Beat and Virginia Netz Backus head the two com- peting committees. All Wood- ward graduates are eligible for membership. Winning team will be treated to a party'by the losers. Japan Publicist To Speak On Japanese War Problems Sherwood Eddy, famous world Japan publicist and Y.M.C.A. leader, will speak at Scott audi- torium at 3:30 March 14. His sub- ject will be Is Japan starting another World War? Tickets may be purchased at the J.E.L. building or Wood- ward office. Twenty-five cents is admission price for students, and fifty cents for teachers. Booster Club Committee Chooses Play For May 19 The Initiation, a one act comedy, was chosen by the Booster play committee to be given conference hour May 19. Marvin Yewey acted as chair- man with Lucille Baranowski, Joe Yates, Anne Clapfish, and Fred Slawski as his assistants. Mr.Vernon Alberstett will direct. BUSINESS WOMEN Photography For Women Says Miss Alice Whitt Miss Alice Whitt speaking of her experience while learning the photography business, and explaining picture making re- marked that it is very fascinating to watch beautiful picture devel- op on blank white paper. From her realized ambitions Miss Whitt claims photography, be- ing clean and simple, is a most ideal vocation for women. The second speaker, Mrs. Grace Montgomery Bean, told of many things that have happened during her business career which began as a country school teacher at 16. In her business training this woman found unless you have interest in this fascinating pageant of life, you can have no in- fiuenceonyouth.Besureyouknow your stuff, was the parting ad- monition to junior and senior girls attending the second in a series of Vocational Guidance addresses. Mrs. Helen Patton Rohan, fiorist, and Mrs. Frank Carvin will speak Monday, March 14. Mrs. Carvin will talk about Owning Your Own Business. Differences Between Clubs Are Explained By Adviser Questions have been asked from time to time concernnig the diierence between Social Science and General Science clubs. Social problems, civics, and ancient and modern history are a few of the subjects that are in- cluded in the Social Science club. All students who received an A or B in any social science subject and have an average of C for all subjects are invited to join the Social Science.club. General Science club, however, is open only to freshmen. Under this course comes the study of the human body, bird and ani- mal life. Artists Klan To Sponsor Vaudeville Acts Tuesday Art Klan, under the direction of Miss June Anderson, will pre- sent Sketch Skits in the Wood- ward auditorim conference hour Tuesday, March 15. Chalk talks, landscape draw- ing, and a comic skit will com- prise the progam. Lillian Sells will act as mis- tress of ceremonies. Other stu- dents taking part are Thelma Croninberger, Genevieve Gerst- nek, Guinevere Kuehnle, Pauline Wilson, Louis Barut, Lawrence Roberts, Al Churski, and Marion Jaworski. . --.fhavlimla-A I IN SCHOOL AUDITORIUM TONIGHT Stolen Jewels, Black Terror To Provide Thrills To Audience In Colorful Mystery, Comedy Drama H, KAY, a three act mystery comedy will be presented in the school auditorium at 8:30 this evening by the Woodward senior class. Mr. Clyde Van Tassel, although he has coached several church plays, recently entered the group of Woodward play producers with his directorship of the senior cast. The entire plot hinges to the theft of valuable jewels belonging to a grandmother, stolen from Ea darkened home. A detective HAS LEADING ROLE IN TONIGHT'S PLAY Mildred Troup Mildred Troup, petite senior, in the title role heads the cast of Oh, Kay, the senior dramatic production which will be given this evening in the auditorium. She also took part in last year's junior class play. Her participa- tion in club affairs has centered mainly upon the Periclean Lit- erary society of which she is president. Woodward Organizations Accumulate 8631.85 Here Starting the school year with their money tied up in Toledo's giants of strength, the various clubs and organizations of W od- ward have accumulated a totgl of 513631.85 N H ,X promptly called in, becomes 1m- plicated with a Black Terror, and together furnish thrilling mys- tery for the play. An abundance of comedy is assured by Gran and Gramp. On one occasion grandmother is an invalid in a wheel chair when a mouse appears on the scene and incidently stirs things up a bit! Experienced Character Chosen Mildred Troup and Vincent Strohm,'veterans from the Jun- ior play last year, portray the leading roles. Three generations of Whitmans' also occupy a prom- inent part in the play: Gran and Gra1np, ' played by Roselyn Kenega and George Barrow, Mother and Father Whitman are Dorothy Philips and Dale Graham, while Esther Goldstein and Vincent Strohm complete the third generation. Other char- acters are played by Norman Kinker, Corinne Miller, Frederick Glick, and Marvin Yewey. Admission price for this year's play has been reduced to thirty- iive cents per ticket. The school orchestra will provide musical entertainment. Members of the senior Play committee are Roselyn Kenega, chairmang Gertrude Swantekg Arthur Pfefferleg Frederick Glick and Elson Erler. Chapter Of Zetaletheans To Be Established Here Epsilon chapter of the Zetal- ethean Literary Society is to be established at Woodward. Phyl- lis Netz, Margaret Williams, Mary Jane McDonald, Blanche Blackman, Lucie Stipes, Jean Clifton visited a zet meeting at Waite high school last Friday. Woodward is the only Toledo Public High School that has no chapter of Zetaletheans. a Wood Shop Is Busy Mr. S. B. Crouse's classes in woodwork and cabinet making are constructing t y p e w r i t i n g tables for Miss Doering's news- writing classes, sixty-five more picture frames for the Washing- ton pictures, doors for the band room's instrument cabinets, and lin addition have put the signs, Keep Woodward Clean, on the waste paper baskets. '. , -inning. -,az-.ua-.1-1. -- . - MA ' -Q-2 '.- W' 22. f S'K-If f,,ff-3f?.,i11:'- 'vglvw -as ?f5g'ggfg:'f:s,:s'f's j V1-fu 4 V O e- j.i:Y.,,, -. .5 .-' ..Y-.rss sw --,aye-,Y -- .--.- - f sg.. ,raw - .- 'fag .,.... , X.. s...,- Q. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. ' ills Sm' 'gw,ci5o'4'Q Newspaper Member X -'ifivgggqgxvw' TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor ......,... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ....... .................. R uth Dorf Display ................ ................ Al berta Teall Cartoonist .........,.................. .Alvin Churski Poetry ............................. . .... Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit Typ1StS ................ 3 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza - Marie Swaya Roseanary Wietrzykowski an Members of the Sth hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery l mil or ages ITH :DIE umm. Here we are, in this column always preaching about giving credit where credit is due and never saying a word about the printers upstairs. The print shop besides hand- ling the Tattler saves the board of education countless dollars by printing absence slips, contracts, tardy excuses. and so on to say nothing about so forth. In Tattler work the boys set type by hand, set headlines, make up pages, take proofs, print the pa- per and then have to take the type down for distribution. And so, printers, we nominate you to a private niche in our hall of fame and a gold palm of service. Q . . We nominate to the Hall of Fame-Guinevere Kuehnle and Alphonse Olczewski-for their work in making posters for so- cial functions. 8 . And to the Hall of Oblivion- Those personality persons who have no respect for age and call all the faculty by their first names. . it . Smile--As inspiring as a toma- to can in the Grand Canyon. F 'P It is rumored that gangland is sending delegates to the disar- mament conferences What this world needs is a good old-fashion election, where the only things the voters cast are bricks. QQ? ..-.stick -....- ...sf 3.5-'fmiX..'1f . L' PRINCIPAL POINT The work of the iirst marking period is to be closed .l 3 Nlp... today. Grade cards will be given out the Monday following the spring vacation. Your record for this first half of the semester is made. You cannot change il it now. If it is a good record, be justly proud of it and . try to equal or excel itat the end of the semesterg if your record is one that you cannot be proud of, try to ,I X 3 x X s X X X es X . as 3 make a better one the next time. Time flies so swiftly, we have no time to waste in vain regrets over the past. -Our whole mind should be on the present and the future. What you do or fail to do today determines how far you can go tomorrow. Everyone desires success of some kind, but we can be successful only in proportion as we give ourselves over to hard work. Let's all get busy. TATTLER DISTRIBUTION PLANNED E HOPE this new plan of Tattler distribution to the stu- dents' lockers during the eighth hour has met the approval of the student body. Give the idea a fair trial. It has worked successfully in other schools. I Consider the fact that this method prevents the students from distributing papers to non-subscribers. Fourth hour classes will not be interrupted or shortened by this plan of distribution, save for the original subscription drive. Any opinions or suggestions on this or any other subject con- nected with the Tattler will be appreciated by the staff. Leave a note in the office or drop it in the Tattler box. Hither And Yon Well, well,how's tricks--looky there is Lawrence Harger with two coats--one for spring and one for winter days, he's not the only one that is getting cheated on spring weather cause look at Pauline Zaremski---she is only one of many girls who have shorn their locks and spring didn't come-too bad.-Sweet mystery, noticed that Sollie Gould and Phillip Moore are trying ,to imitate Puck-maybe they are planning to attend the Co-ed Prom?-That's a shame isn't it, Ruth Leibovitz still looking for the other half of the worm that was in her apple while Marie Cochran consoles with the thought that maybe that's why the apple was good!!--Sylvia Cohen ahd Helen Dreyfus are only a couple of the seniors who have come down off their high seat as rulers of Woodward to ask little freshman if they will buy aticket to their play-oh ho, a catch. No, no don't mind it, it's just a little show of sisterly affec- tion on the part of Elvira and Edith Polito-s'all right the threats will be forgotten by the time they get home. Eileen Ward, Melvin Spencer, Michael Miller, and Gertrude Swantek have had to wear their Sunday best for the last three weeks because we have been having so many dances-everybody else has had their best out too if you have no- ticed. No more energy left so your humble hall-walker bids you good-bye. A hearty vote of thanks is extended to the Toledo Times by the Tattler Staff, for the use of the basketball cut, which appeared in last week's Tattler. :1ls.e:n-f..,.gl...ua3....aa:a...' ' '-if.L-alicia:-321 Who's Who Among t h e milling crowd of knowledge seekers at Woodward we turn our focus this week upon a girl belonging to the Freshman class. Golden, wavy hair tied neatly back in a knot, blue eyes, a fair complexion are her outstanding features. She is of slight build and medium height. Her hobby is reading, from magazines to novels. Being of a studious nature, as is shown by her A and B card, she is not very active in extra activi- ties about the school or in the gym. It may take you longer to find this dainty demure girl but when you do you can compliment your observing faculties. Last week's easy find was Philip Hoag. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight--Senior play Cauditoriumb Mon. Mar. 14-Junior, senior girls vocational talks , Cauditoriumj Mon. Mar. 14-Sherwood Eddy CScottJ Weds. Mar. 16-1Freshman P. T. A. program Cauditoriuml What we do in high school determines our future. Perhaps that is why we see so many couples promenading through the halls. 8 Q ' We suggest the Senior prom be decorated with fiowers since you can get flowers from coke and sweet potatoes, if you know FLASHESFROM FRIENDS' Robert Louis Stevenson re- turned from his honeymoon and then wrote 'Travels With a Don- key. -Campus Collegion, Toledo University, Toledo, Ohio. Mistress' fto maidj--- Haven't we always treated you like one of the family? E Maid-- Yes, and I'm not going A to stand it any longer. -The e Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wiscon- sin. The weekly exhibit of Paseo I High will contain a group of pictures of the city of Washing- . ton by the National Geographic. j Society. These pictures are in honor of George Washington, as l it was through his iniiuence that Pierre Charles L'enfant's design I for the city was adopted.-Paseo Press, Kansas City, Mo. ' For the purpose of publishing the Moccasin Print and booklets of the school, the Sapulpa High School is planning to buy a print- ing press.-Moccasin -Print, Sapulpa, Oklahoma. . Sappy Sally says what she thinks is the height of laziness is l the man who wanted a job as p Mahatma: Ghandi's valet.-Cen- Rilialh High News, Kalamazoo, l ic . NY 5 .199 S CNote: It is felt that many of you have inspiration to reach un- I marked poetic heights. Get your pencils out and drop a line to the rest ofthe gang.-Anonymousl And we wondered what had happened to our he-man friend. This accounts for the mild weath- er. . A Word from March 1 In days gone by, a man was I Whom all thought true and strong. I bent the trees and ruled the seas, And mocked the birds with fiercer song. In days gone by no woman's eye Could melt old Ma.rch's frozen heart. ' Alas Love came with careful aim And stuck me with his cursed dart. I long to be just once more free. fl wedded young and pretty June.J A d like all fools whom women rule n I hum at HOME a fainter song. So boys don't scoff, just laugh it on If you should ever chance to hear much my wife has changed my e I can't come out to earth this year. --Anonymous. The Thief , I missed my pen, I know not when I know the thief, the bum! I dare not say his name today, N It was the guy I stole it from. The jacket business isn't so rushing this year. Even the Q and D's only have 'distinctionsl A Can a platinum blond be in- spiring? Ask Penelope Killarius l everytime she sees Bob Whitey how. :Lawson - S ..- ' .i ij: T G ' e - N i- ' WooDwAR.n TA'I'I'LER ' I I I - Q . WOODWARD DROPS A F ANNUAL FoUL-sHooTING1 TOURNEY , SEMI-FINAL GAME I BE .- KCTS TO BE SPONSORED MARCH 29,30 , , . 5 .Bun ROSEPBERG.. . . , ill . 0 . Bears 3233 gslnltisin First 1 h ,' Boys, Girls To Enter In Foul-Shooting Competitiong 1 To Scott Howard Smith, a probable Winners To Receive Saga-Tattler Awardsg ' P 1 B 1-d d member of next year's basketball EI11Z1'16S D118 Tl1BSday ' 0 al' ear Cagefs roppe 01115 team, got his first taste of varsity ' , ' , of tournament when competition in the tournament be' awarded to the tYVO Wlnners ofthe -5 lost their Seniiiinel tilt to the . tst J h , B th h second annual foul-shooting contest sponsored by the Wood- Scott quintet after Swamping St, game agams ' 0 n S' 0 ,e ward Tattler and which will be held March 29 and 30 after Johnfs Knights in the irst round, 81151 Bob La-WS011 SC01'ed then' the return of the students from Spring vacation. There will be two 33-13. The Scott eooi-e was 15.26. P0111tS as members of the Va1'S1QY contests, one for the boys and another for the girls, each to be in ' .og In the St. J0hn,S garne the Bea1'S- J0e F1'1ed11'1a11 played 1115 their respective gyms with the cooperation of the gym instructors Woodward S o o ring machine SeC011d game aEa111S11aC11?YPea111, and each independent of the other. . Q started' out slow although its de. both Ofteam aga111St the Knlghts- Every subscriber to the Tattler will be eligible for competition fense was good enough to hold ' ' ' except members of the first and leighlthhhour new?-wriging clzisses the Saints to two fl-so thrgws in Woodward's .first round game an t ose W o p aye varsi y or the first half. The score at. the a8a111S13 the K111ghtSWaS the first COACHES RESERVES reserve basketball. Entrants will Sfiuifiiif.-afefdondiiitfiilfililifg iiilififilliigfiiigtiiiirtldipiiii T0 CHAMPIONSHIP be allowed twenty Shes for tile opened up with a fagt passing Ziebar or Randolph Smith were first try' Thefifteen hlghest vllu attack and buried the lighter replaced by Substitutes- tlligotpsidihgdcddiggaltdwthldy . , , S- llilelizhiiidutddglrtzgoeddddlelhvlthld The withdi-aural 'of St. Johnie ingqiier' t th cou on below and . final eriod the Woodward olf Ou e p p - ense worked even better al- though St. John's score was in- creased by three long distance 'field goals by Bill Kenny. Scott returned from a close call with Whitmer the day before to repeat its earlier victory over the Bears. Erratic passing prevented Woodward from scor- ing enough points to overcome the West-Enders' 7- lead at the quarter and 16-9 at the half. Its defense was ineffective and allowed Scott to run up the score and keep the margin throughout. Lineups and Summaries Woodward St. J ohn's - G F G F T Taylor 1 1 Sobecki 0 0 0 Harvey 0 0 Kenny 3 0 6 Zim'man 0 0 Whalen 0 0 0 Holas 1 2 Mueller 0 0 0 Reeves 2 0 Wrobel 0 0 0 Lawson 1 0 Fox O 2 2 Ziebar 1 7 Welch 1 1 3 R. Smith 4 1 Wernert 1 0 2 H. Smith 1 0 Sheroian 0 0 0 Freidman 0 0 Total 11 11 Total 5 3 13 Woodward Scott G F G F T I-Iolas 1 0 Mewhort 3 1 7 Zim'man 1 1 Mostov 1 0 2 Taylor . 1 0 Carlson 3 1 7 Reeves 1 1 Florence 2 1 5 Ziebar 2 1 Wendt 2 1 5 R. Smith 0 O H. Smith 0 0 Friedman 0 O Totals 6 3 Totals 11 4 26 Twenty-Six Boys Answer -First Call For Golf Team Twenty-six boys answered the call for tryouts for the golf team to represent Woodward on the links in 1932. Mr. Howard Phipps, golf coach, has announced a tempo- rary lineup from the number re- porting at the meeting last Wed- nesday. John Kalinowski, Rus- sell Dilley, Kenneth Dart, and Eugene Wasserman, all veterans, are expected to form the back- bone of theteam. The remaining two members of the team and the two alternates will be chosen from among Joseph Cone, Nor- bert Duszynski, Kenneth Roberts and Phil I-Ioag. John Kalinowski will captain the squad this year. from city football competition gives Woodward another open date on its schedule. The Bears will have to pick on another team for their city victory next year as the only one last year came at the expense of the Saints. Q Y 0 Withdrawing from our usual policy of refusing to publish threat letters to be published in this column, we're allowing Leo Kubacki to utilize this space to warn the Machine Shop that the Commerce Club indoor team is organizing for the season. 0 Q l Try this on your chin: Woodie DeShetler's personal pride is his ability to balance a volleyball standard on the lower extremity of his face. Bear Tracksters Engage DeVilbiss Hi In Dua1tMeet W o 0 d w a r d tracksters will meet DeVilbiss in a dual indoor track meet at the Upton Avenue school tomorrow morning. Coach Art Smith, coach of the Bears, will enter the following men: Kokocinski, Bradley, Harris, Wolford, Worden, Scott, Nalodka, Tivo, Barbara, Kubiela, Sahadi, Holmes, Dombrowski. Track at Woodward is just getting its start as a minor sport. The team made a fair showing at the Y. relays and although handily defeated by Scott did as good as expected for an inexperi- enced squad. Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, coach of the Woodward reserve basketball squad, was perhaps the greatest factor in bringing to Woodward the first athletic championship in three years. Hanham coached his team through a schedule of ten games, seven of them city tilts, undefeated. The Cubs topped their season off 'with a post season 21-14 victory over the Central seconds. Central suffered their only defeat at the hands of Woodward and were clamoring for a return game. The Junior Bears took an early lead and were never headed. DeShetler and Isenstein led the scoring with 8 and 5 points respectively. Woodward Has Visitors Miss Grace Ryan, head of the Physical Education department at Central State Teachers College, Mount Pleasans Michigan visited Woodwasd last Tuesday with Miss Hazel Rex. MINOR SPORTS FADING? LTHOUGH entering almost four years of outside competition, Woodward athletic teams have failed to bring even one per- manent trophy to our case. This spring, with all but one of last year's baseball men back and chances to win the city title better than ever, the athletic association can't see its way clear to sponsor a team. . This year spring sports will consist of track, which is practically without expense, and golf, with the golfers furnishing their own green fees. The association holds a game to raise money for line coats, it borrows club money with which to pay its debts, it receives money from various functions planned by school boosters, it gives us mediocre teamsiand yells school spirit sky-high if we fail to support them. Still spring Ends our expected athletic programs un- financed. i 1 I . ,. ia L:.s5QifsQ.,gg designate in the space marked Gym , whether you are a boy or girl. Turn in your entries to the Tattler oflice or the Tattler box. Only' those who have turned in a slip will be allowed to compete. Entries must be in eg or before 2:30 Tuesday, March Name ........... ...................................... Gym ........ Class ..................................... Home Room' ............................... 7 GAMES ON BEARS 1932 GRID SCHEDULE ,s J' -LA' I. L. Q ,W 4.5. lm. .-. .--glaze: ' 4- il z -.1 in Yi 1 - - 1 ,fi .ne ei 3 .X A 'i S .3 si ,E ,a 1 ii Two new schools appear on i jigji the tentative Woodward sched- ule for the 1932 grid season 1 drawn up by Mr. R. F. Lowry. G ' The Bears will open Sept. 17 against 'North Baltimore. The other new opponent is Upper Sandusky, who will meet Wood- , ward here Oct. 15. The open date dates may be iilled up, one, pos- sibly, by the DeVilbiss club. Five ,,..... of the eight games are on the o Bears' home field. ' Q 1 Sept. 17 ........ ........ N orth Baltimore fi Sept. 24 ........ .......................... O pen --s Oct. 1 ...,.... .................. Open - - Oct. 8 ........ .,......................... S cott ,, Oct. 15 ..........- ........ U pper Sandusky fo Oct. 21 .................. at Waite fnightl fl Oct. 29 ...... at Youngstown Chaney 'fi Nov. 11 .................................. Central Nov. 1 ........................................ Open jpeg Nov. 24 ................................... Libbey 'fl Randolph Smith Leads -1 City Individual Scorers -- Randolph Smith, Woodward guard, finished the season in top position among the city's high scorers by chalking up 48 field goals and 19 fouls for 115 points, e four more than Lee Miller of DeVilbiss. o . Bill Reeves was the only other Bear among the first twenty lin- ishing in fifth spot below Rutter of Waite and Mewhort, Scott for- ward. Newspaper statistics are exclusive of the Alumni game. -A. ,.5.---'ww' - ..':i:.... .gr , - . .., .J . f, Q- .., E, .-is -,-.ye .. lg -.L r' A- gs.-51-s..-- -.Sill cs.sz.:fras.42'S.s-:Taxi - ,- . Vi. :wi e ,ia rg. .rn-ga jf-5... V- ,X Egg- S ' I A 1 I THE WOODWARD TA'1'I'LER HISTORY CLASSES ii ARTISTS TO SHOW Wafer-r O ' HVETERAN AUTOCAR PLAY WASHINGTON POLISH PROGRESS I Undril' ' Tal?-I Tattler HAS ITS TROUBLES - - - Orc igt i-A1 Eh tdR1' Sk ts P rt Of Washington Th teen St d t T D Ways X aus e 910 I5 , I April Bi-centennial lr Frieze lO1inWillslOf raw ' 'U ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' A Q K Named Carbon Dioxide Celebration Two one act plays, Washing- ton at the Helm of State and Washington Goes Home will be enacted by students from the history classes conference hour in the auditorium as part of the Woodward April Washington Bi- centennial program being spon- sered by the Social Science club. Those taking part are Dorothy Getz, Ruth Glow, Pauline Gram- mer, Ann Essak, Alberta Teall, Lillian Sells, Helen Hughes, Hen- rietta Wielinski, Gertrude Swan- tek, Julia Lubit, and Rosemary Warren. Others are Francis Keuhnle, James Moll, Frank Gable, Paul Landwehr, Paul Kaseman, Fran- cis Hartwitt, and Marvin Yewey. Miss Edith Murphy and Miss Rutan are directing. Deadline Flashes Mr. Lawrence Nuber's auto mechanics are doing a complete brake job on Principal LaRue's Studebaker. If it doesn't stop that's just a bad' break, eh wot. We learn that Scott, having drawn students from every high school in the city, invited the principals from these h i g h schools over to speak to their for- mer pupils. Mr. LaRue was there. In time for refreshments, we hope. as K . Woodward Tattler Ends com- petition in the new newspaper 'The Electric J ournalv published weekly by Mr. A. Bitter's elec- tricity classes. Read the Tattler, folks. First in Woodward. The Senior Hi-Y netted exactly twenty six dollars on its Basket- ball Dribble matinee dance. The committee did some clever plan- ning and advertising, we must say. Take a b1ow,iChairman Hoag. Lillian Sheon recently received a hand-made sweater from Mar- got Recker of Luxemburg with whom she has been correspond- ing for a year and a half, through the auspices of the French Club. Let's have a look at it, Lil. l U O S The Library ,association is planning a Bookland Bender matinee dance, April 17--The G.A.L. organizations are plan-A ning a joint dance at DeVilbiss, April 8--The Peiuper club and Senior Hi-y are cooking up some trick combination dance and play --aw, life is just a bowl of social butterflies. Teachers would like to meet the somebody who started the spring fever gag. The novelty's worn 05. Art Room Thirteen art students with the aid of their teacher, Miss June Anderson, have undertaken to illustrate the progress of the Polish people in form of a frieze. Six diierent sections are planned and are to show home life, indus- try, use of leisure time, strife- migration, and Americanization. The frieze will be drawn directly on the walls of the art room. Rich natural coloring charac- teristic of the Poles will be carried out with the use of tempera paint. The poster method will be used which consist of Hat tone render- ing. Those taking part are Alphonse Olszewski, Marcel Olender, Guinevere Kuehnle, Genevieve Gerstehneck, Thelma Cronenberger, L a w r e n c e Roberts, Kasmer Klapp, Edmund Sankoski, Billy Dembrowski, P a u l i n e Wilson, Marjorie Hershberg, Ceta Kehl, and Al Churski. POLA BAER QEd. Note--Well,she's done it again. Everything was going along Swell and along came Pola Baer with her column. We've tried to sell her to the Libbey Crystal, Waite Retina, New York Times, and the Toledo Mud Hens. Itis no use. We give up.J Dear Pola: Why is Grace Auld so ambi- tious? Wondering. Dear Wonderer: That's a mystery. The young are ambitious, but who can tell about the Auld. . ' . Pola. Dear Pola: Are Helen Synowczyk and Genevieve Kowalski devoted friends? John Baranowski. Dear Baron: Yes, they're both devoted to the same boy. . t .Miss Baer. Dear Pola: Why is it that Richard Pease calls George Washington the hatchet man? A Friend. Ole' Pal: Axe Dick, boy, axe Dick. Pola Baer. This year's freshman are a little slow. We havn't heard of any skating to school yet. Woodwards' youngest politi- cian is Phillip Olson. He can be frequently seen carrying peti- tions to teachers to be signed. ' Ann Essak She,s a great pal, with per- sonality plus. That's the man- ner in which her friends, espe- cially boys, describe Ann Essak. Most of Ann's time is devoted to the duties she encounters as vice president of the junior class, with a good deal of the reserve moments given to a young gen- tleman who was a star basket- ball player on last year's team. Ann is a member of the Peri- clean Society, the band, and the Social Science club. She will por- tray a role in the forthcoming Social Science club play. Woodward's Personality Girl,', is the title by which she was known in her freshman and sophomore years, and since the contest was not sponsored this year, she still rightfully holds that title. The ambition of Ann is to be a physical education instructor, and by the vivacity shown by her in the gym, it looks as though she will attain her goal. Engineers, Woodshop Give Teeters To Children's Home Eight child's Spring Teeters have been completed and will be sent to Flower, Robinwood, St. Vincent's, and Women's and Children's hospitals, St. Antho- ny's Orphanage, Lutheran Or- phanage, Adams Street Mission, Miami Children's Home, and Toledo Society for Crippled Children. Engineering society purchased all supplies and the woodwork and general shops made the tee- ters. Mr. W. F. Rohr is adviser of the society. Boys Attend Conference Edward Bialorucki and George Stein attended a conferenee of Engineering Societies of Toledo high schools at Waite high school, Monday, March 7. Plans for a joint banquet, at which Waite will be the host, were discussed. DeVilbiss, Waite, and Vocational high schools were also represented. By Gossiper Huh, Russel Smith's Overland is a free wheeling, synchro mesh, finger tip, wizard control, 1933 Cadillac Delux, S13,000, 'fully equiped,F.O.B. factory, compared to the thing I used to own. sneers our Tattler-Gossip seeker to an innocent cub who has not yet learned to avoid contact with the office handicap. I traded a bicycle and fifteen cigar coupons for the car, which is about one bicycle too much. I named it 'Carbon Dioxide' be- cause it was always exhausted. It was a runabout. It would run about two blocks, but I got thirty miles to the gallon, twenty straight and ten up and down. I put the wheels on upside down so the tires would get flat on top. The only pickup the thing had was in the tires. They would pick up glass, nails, tucks, etc. It didn't have four wheel brakes, as a mat- ter of fact I doubt if it had four of anything. The police wanted to censor the car because its gears were stripped. Every time I went past the cannery all the tin cans would come running to the win- dow and shout Hello, Brother! I'd have to put it in second to get across the car tracks. One day I took Pola Baer for a ride in it. We were rolling along missing on all four when Pola turned and asked me if I had disc wheels on the car. Of course not, what makes you think so. Well, dis squeals and dat squeals- ul gently pushed Miss Baer down a handy manhole and rode on alone. All of which should be a lesson to you with moral--A stitch in time saves embarras- ment. The cub rose from his seat, yawned, and walked out of the room, an older and wiser man.. Parliamentary Law Class To Discuss Amendments Organizing, main motions, and postponing indefinitely were dis- cussed at the Parliamentary Law class conference hour, Friday, March 4. Various students took over the class, as if conducting a regular meeting. Primary and secondary amend- ments are to be discussed Friday 18, conference hour. Miss Mabel Rutan is conducting the class. . Spring besides bringing the birds back makes us wear.Bril- liant colors. Norman Kinker in his orange sweater has a head start. . The customary delapidated tin cans and lizzies don't Seem to be so much in evidence. Maybe they used the iirst warm weather as a pretext to dispose of them, 4 1 , I , X , c M Constantly, Consistently Constructive A J J ' , Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, March 18, 1932 No. 24 SENIOR PROM IS TEACHERS TO TRAVEL AND STAY 'IGERMAN CLUB DANCE NEXT ON CALENDAR Banquet, Services Will Be Followed By Graduation Exercises As the school session is grad- ually drawing to a close senior aifairs are assuming more impor- tance. First affair will be the Senior Prom to be held April 2 in the Commodore Perry B al l r 0 0 m. This is the second time since the opening of new Woodward that an annual class dance has been held out of school. In order to insure the success of the dance members of the class have pledged themselves to purchase couple tickets. Committee planning the affair is composed of Catherine Smith, Isabelle LaRue, Ruth Glow, Fan- nie Miller, Franklin Letke, Ed Bialoruck-, Alphonse Olszewski, and Ralph Bradley. Second event is the annual sen- ior banquet to be held in the LaSalle Blue Room, May 4. Alice Schwab, chairman of the com- mittee, is being assisted by Gol- die Markowitz, Alvin Churski, Vincent Strom, and Florence Kirchofer. , Baccalaureate services for the class will be held May 22 in Epworth M. E. Church on Del- aware Avenue. May 26 is the date set for com- mencement. The abministration has suggested that the wearing of caps and gowns at commence- ment be discontinued, saying that the resulting drabness and solemnity detract from the youthfulness of high school grad- uates. More detailed plans will be made later by the committee which is composed of Bernice Floyd, Genevieve O'Rourke, William Hullenkramer, Dolores Mitchell, and Joe Stein. -l1'ruchI.ingstunz- Electrical Classes Visit New Auto Lite Addition Electrical classes of Mr. A. R. Bitter were the guests of the Electric Auto Lite Corporation last Tuesday, in a trip through the new Auto Lite addition, which manufactures electric gen- erators, starting motors, and ignition systems for the new Ford car. One hundred boys made the trip, which was sponsored by Mr. J. D. Wilsey, chief in- spector. The boys were divided into groups of ten, each of which was ushered about by special guides. Mr. A. E. Buchenberg, chief electrical engineer of the plant, came to Woodward Wednesday, where he addressed the students on the topic of electricity. HOME DURING SPRING . VACATION ARD times seems to have stricken even the teachers' world, for most of our Woodward instructors are staying home during the forthcoming spring vacation. The few traveling to their homes include Mr. R: K. Sheline, whose home is in Edon, Ohio, and Miss Stella Cornwell, in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Miss Amie Miller is driving to Washington, D. C., and Richmond, Virginia, while Mrs. Hazel McManamon journeys to Hot Springs. N. C., and Charleston, S. C. Basketball state tournament in Columbus, Ohio, will find among its spectators Mr. Roland Bevan, after which he plans a visit to Dayton, Ohio, and a football clinic at Purdue University in Lafayette, Indiana. Green Springs, Ohio, will receive into its arms Miss Emily Strachan, while Miss Katherine McClure travels to Denison Uni- versity in Granville, Ohio, where she is to be initiated into a sorority. Three cheers for Mr. Hugh Montgomery who remains right at Woodward to work in the print shop during the week of spring vacation. SENIOR GIRLS GIVE STYLE SHOW THURS. Style show, sponsored by the senior girls was presented in the auditorium Thursday afternoon from 2:00 to 3:00 p. m. Junior and senior girls and their mothers were invited to attend the affair. Ruth Aldrich, Julia Lubit, Dorothy Phillips, Mary Walsh, Goldie Markowitz, Eileen Ward, Gertrude Swantek, Margaret Naperstick, Bernice Floyd, and Frances Elliot acted as manni- kins. Committee in charge was composed of Eileen Ward, chair- man, Margaret Naperstick, Elsie Frautschi, Lily Poneman, Lillian Landis, and Dorothy Phillips. -Fruehlim.:shmz- Tune Ticklers To Play For Library Association Dance M u s i c for the Bookland Bender, matinee dance to be presented by the Library Associ- ation, April 7, will be furnished by Eric Bardsley's Tune Ticklers. Chairman in charge of arrange- ments is Anna Marie Evans. Committee consists of Marjorie Devlin, Florence Schindler, Vir- ginia McVay, Roberta DuMonte, Jean Mathie, and Ruth Blum. Miss Stella Sawtelle is adviser of the club. -l l'lll'llllll!IStQlllZ1 Interscholastic Dance To Be Given By G.A.L. April 8 April Amble interscholastic dance sponsored by the Girl's Athletic Leagues of Scott, Waite, Woodward, DeVilbiss, and Lib- bey will be held April 8, in the DeVilbiss gym. Chuck Gobrecht and Dixie Ser- enaders will supply orchestra- tion. Decoration theme coinci- ding with season of year will be used. Geraldine Morrow, Blanche Palmer, Helen Howel, and Harri- et Maier are committee chairmen planning the aifair. 1 BUSINESS WOMEN TALK ON VOCATION Development of hobbies often leads to success in business, was a fact particularly stressed by Mrs. Frank Cravin, at the Vo- cational Guidance meeting last Monday, in the auditorium. Miss Carrie Anne Miller, ofthe school of expression at the J. W. Greene Co., also addressed the assembly of junior and senior girls. In the fourth of this series of nine talks, Miss Eva Mayer beau- ty specialist, and Mrs. Blakemore Godwin, of the Art Museum, will V speak to the senior girls in 216, Monday March 28. -lf l'lll'llllllHSflll!Z-' Tattler in behalf ofthe teachers and students of Woodward offer their deepest sympathy to Mrs. H. McManamon in the recent death of her father. Zeta lethean Society Chapter Is Formed At Woodward Hi Epsilon chapter of the Zetale- thean Literary Society was formed at Woodward March 4. From the charter members Phyllis Netz, was elected presi- dent, Dorothy Smolinski, vice- president, Harriet Maier, secre- tary, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, treasurer, Lucie Stipes, Sargeant at Arms, Jane Kranz, chaplain, and Mary Jane Mc Donald, reporter. Miss Edith Murphy, will serve as adviser. -Fruehlimgstnnz- . Alumni Association Holds 7th Annual Banquet April 9 Woodward Alumni Associa- tion announces its seventh An- nual Banquet to be held Satur- day, April 9, at 7 o'clock in the Woman's Building. Miss Ruth Pfund of the class of 1930 is in charge of the arrangements and will be assisted by Mildred Kloene '30, Edith Hartford '31, William O'Rourke '31 and Mrs. Margaret Whitney, '21. TO BE HELD TONIGHT Pok A Dots To Play For Freie Bahn Spring Dance In ' Girls' Gym Gay gold and red chains will transform Woodward ballroom into fitting setting for the Spring Dance,Fruehlingstanz,sponsored by the German club to be held this evening 8:30 to 11:30 p.m. This is the first dance sponsored by the Freie Bahn and may be- come an annual affair. Wayne Challen and Pok a Dots, will provide music for tripping the fantastic toe. Admission is thirty-five cents single tickets. Committee planning unusual affair are Robert Bader, chair- man, Phyllis Netz, Meyer Shall, Evelyn Hamilton, and Dorothy Shuster.. ' Guests of Honor German invitations have been extended to the guests of honor who are Mr. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Rike, Mr. and Mrs. P. Dunsmore, Miss A. Curtis, Mr. A. R. Bitter, Miss M. Doering, Mr. and Mrs. L. Nuber, Mr. and Mrs. P. Thomae, Miss B. Hazelton, Mr. and Mrs. S. Materny, Mr. and Mrs. Hullenkremer, Mrs. Hamilton, Mrs. Justin, Mr. and Mrs. Netz, Mrs. Schuster, and Mr. and Mrs. Backus. --Fl'll8llllllgSlIlllZ-- Sherwood Eddy Advises Cut Off In Japanese Trade As a last resort, world trade with Japan should be stopped for the duration of the war, was the advice of Mr. Sherwood Eddy, renowned traveler and lecturer recently returned from China and Japan, at the matinee Open Forum lecture in Scott High auditorium last Monday. Mr. Eddy' also compared the League of Nations to the First Continnental Congress saying that an organization is only as strong and effective as the powers and trust delegated to it. -D ruulilmgstamz- Four Girlslnterviewed Four Woodward girls inter- viewed recently by Robert Kem- per, News Bee feature writer, are Lillian Sheon, Catherine Smith, seniors, Phyllis Netz, junior, Ruth Ramlow, sophomore. Their sketches and interviews are appearing in the News Bee. --Fruehlingstunz-- Countee Cullen To Speak On Poetry Reading Monday Countee Cullen, famous Negro poet, will be brought to the Y. W. C. A. Monday, March 21, at 8 p. m. under the auspices of the Y. W. C. A. and the Women's Auxiliary of the National Association of Advancement for Colored People. -qs -has -P -,-V-a-..:wn-Vw-'fv ff W: Ywv rrar- v'-r'wf':wv -'14 - . .. an -I Ill - ' Q- N- ' -' f -.:,:.f1-,, .. .4 fs., S f'-. 1 ss.. - 1 - '- i , P- . ' A THE WOODWARD TATTLER I , THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. , f-fe'ee , Q9 x Newsnaver I l S'1:51jH'7Y:1'f' ' 'gyms --eh ' TATTLER STAFF 1 News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .,........ M arion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,.. William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ...........,............. Dorothy Shore Exchange ........... ............ . .,....... R uth Dorf Display .... . ........... ................ Al berta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ........ .Mil ton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Juli L b't rlwplsts ................ 2 Gertrude Stah' Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza . Marie Swaya Rosegiary Wietrzykowski an Members ofthe 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery e. . I m, 5:25. M.. -'- I This columnist recently had the opportunity to ride home on the Stickney Avenue car with some student companions, and was very much disgusted with their conduct. It appears that the poor little spoiled car riders man- age to find unlimited joy in smashing light bulbs, marking up seats, and swinging on straps. A very delightful pastime, really, and oh, how the crowd roars. Fun isn't it? Q t .- p Listen, street car riders. Your idea of fun should win you tickets to the city jail, insane asylum or a good kick where good kicks do most good. I-Iere's hoping it will. We nominate to the Hall of Fame-Mr. L. C. Clark and his Royal Woodwardites for playing at all our socialfunctions. And to the Hall of Oblivion- Those who are too busy to do their assignments and conse- quently sponge on their neigh- bors. - . . Tomatoes being cheaper has no effect on the price of Senior Prom tickets. ' . . Then there's the misery maker who wants to take all the x's out of the dictionary so spots can't be markect . We read some place or other about the wolf who has a heck of a time keeping the people away from the door. . FORM A STUDENT coUNc1L TRENUOUS efforts are being put forth by a group of Wood- ward students to successfully reorganize student government. A mass meeting is planned for sophomores, juniors, and sen- iors for the first Thursday after spring vacation. On the following Monday, April fourth, a freshman meeting will be held. Different plans of student government participation and the advantages of such projects will be explained by prominent students and instructors from Woodward and other city high schools interested in council work. The underlying idea of these activities is to work out a council plan that is worthwhile and will continue through the school years. No doubt everyone has more or less noticed a lack of real student cooperation and the non-existence of a one important dependable group to represent Woodward and serve as a medium between faculty and student body. , Now is the time to form a student council and the one necessary factor is the interest and cooperation of Woodward students and faculty. APPRECIATE OUR ACTIVITIES S A DRASTIC economic measure, Lindbloom high school de- partment heads of Lindbloom high, Chicago, recently voted to abolish all student extra-curricular activities. Athletic competition, publications, and literary and dramatic productions must go. The school had to fall in line with the city economy pro- gram, and all teachers are needed to handle extra class work caused' by a record enrollment. Toledo does not equal Chicago's plight and thus Woodward high school students can indulge in the many extra activities offered here. ' But are these opportunities duly esteemed? A listless club attendance and an indifferent attitude toward programs and spon- sored aifairs indicate otherwise. Efforts of members are worth more appreciation with the realization that they need not exert themselves thus, but willingly offer their co-operation. Let's actively show our appreciation. GUEST IDEA IS TRIED AGAIN HE system of guest tickets, inaugurated by the French club and now taken up by the Art Klan, should prove to be a very favorable method of eliminating the rowdyism which usually prevails at assemblies. The holder of such a ticket will acknowl- edge the fact that he has been given the privilege of attending a club program, and consequently will act in a gentlemanly manner. Since mass meetings are handicapped by the actions of so many hoodlums, this system was made imperative. i Hither And Yon Well, well, look at the sham-' rocks that Ray Chimel and Frank Michalak those loyal Irish lads are wearing--that shade of green goes with their hair doesn't it? Kinda' dull around here so let's trip around to Ladies Man Lloyd Smith's locker-as usual Edith Osthimer and Virginia Zitz make up the audience while he goes into his song and dance act-couldn't do better myself, Lloyd. Seen the military drill the boys go through as they march around after Evelyn Hamiltong-lost souls clamoring for love---won't some one give Milly a helping hand? Has any- one found the hot dog Eugene Handall lost in the lunch counter rush-might apply at the dog pond 'Gene. Artists may come and artists may go but who can deny' that our sports and feature editors are not DaVincis -for proof look into the Tattler oiice and while you're there leave a subscribtion won't you--Since the Parent-Teacher meeting we can no longer look down on the freshman but up to them for the fine program they presented. My, my, how time does fly--before we get a tag to report to Judge La- Rue we say good-bye. Who's Who Ascending from green blond freshmen such as last week's guest, Thelma Kehrer, we look for riper Woodwardites and find a brown-eyed brunette senior girl who recently demonstrated her histrionic talent in the senior play. Next year will find her at To- ledo University studying to be- come a teacher and she may return here in a few years for practice teaching as her sister, a former Woodward graduate, did a few months ago. An enterprising student ge t- ting an all A card, she can be quite frivolous if she so desires and gets a kick out of kidding someone. Belonging to the Latin, Peri- clean, and Spanish clubs she de- votes more time to the latter as she's one of its officers. Lately she's bee n wearing a white sweater an d black skirt, which fits her tall slim form at- tractively. If you're unsuccessful in your attempts to find her read next week's Tattler which will disclose her identity. Simile-As conspicuous as a light bulb in the Paramount sign. lmsurs FROM FRIENDS' Amid the clash of shields spears the swish of bucklers, knights in imitation of Ivanhoe fought to depend their honor in the field of knowledge. In order to prove the superiority of one of their members the pupils of Waite High English classes challenged one another with questions taken from the reading of the novel, Ivanhoe --Retina, Waite Hi, Toledo, Ohio. I t U The depression gets a lot of free advertising--Crystal, Libbey Hi, Toledo, Ohio. 0 U O , She- If you try to kiss me I'll scream-. 1He--- Not around all these peo- p e. She- Alright, we'll go where they can't hear me--Frankfort High Life, Frankfort Indiana. Senior class of Central High, in Kalamazoo, Michigan is offering a picture of the entire basketball team to the first 75 students pur- chasing tickets to the Bargain Dance to be held in the school gymnasium-Central Hi News, Kalamazoo, Michigan. O O I Wifey: I got the recipe for this cake over the radio today. Husband: ftasting itl Too much static again, huh?--Hi-Crier, Vo- cational Hi, Toledo, Ohio. ZORNER I-Iave you heard: That the reason Miss Edith Murphy has that wide open look is because she is a third cousin to Zane Grey? S That Vernon Burke says that the United States prevent forest fires by cutting down all the trees? That the evolution of a gun- man isg At ten, he shoots Inar- blesg 'At seventeen, he shoots crapg At twenty-Eve, he shoots his colleaguesg At forty he says Aw shoot, and shoots himself? That Paul Gorny, prospect for the golf team, shot a holein one at Marion, Indiana? That if all the cream puffs made in the cooking classes would rise, the teachers would consider it the miracle of the year? Q ll O , After Carl Joseph had an- swered all the questions asked by his history teacher without giving anyone else a chance, a voice was heard from the rear: Dey bump guys off fer knowin' too much. The smart boy who tried to pull thegole wisecrack of making a date with the innocent freshman for Feb. 29 was fooled this year. I 4 I l . ' Q . . --.- . ... - --. .., V- , -as . ff A f f, -gs - r-A . if -i'1'f'.:',:'9:.':a:-'.' - sr ::i. .- ' 'A-1 '-!1? 1.. ' I Lv mln-. f'f : 7 ' ,.3gf,i,g-fgg,,.,l.s,ffsET'jfl,Tr,. .,,j?f: T't'5f3 Q55 , . A , ,if ,.j1,.,,,, igpfxwlgtgfik ...pn 1... . . gk ...M ,K M is Yay ..,,. , V . .. R M, ,Ag ,, of X ... -- . .. . .f,.. ff sg, N-as-via 4 f A N if .2 . 7 ' ' THE wooDwARD TATTLER HOWE ACADEMY TO ' HI-Y FIVE ANNEX X I BEAR TRACKSTERS ' PLAY BEARS ocT.1 9 STRAIGHT TILTS I B FACTS ENTER N. w.o. MEET. Coach R. Bevan Books Strong Junior Division Of Senior X ,. 3 BM- ROSENBERGN- 6 f Coach Smith To Use Eleven Indiana Eleven To Fill Hi-Y Defeats All I ' ' 1 6 W Open Date Howe Military Academy will fill one of the open dates on the Woodward gridiron schedule next year. The Indiana school eleven comes here Oct. 1 for a game preceding the Bears en- counter with Scott. Coach Bevan started some- thing new in Toledo sports in scheduling this game as this is the first time a city school has engaged an athletic contest with a military academy. The Howe school went through their entire season last year without a defeat although it met some of the best teams in its vicinity. The Indiana academy, an Epis- copalian school near South Bend, usually turns out good teams because of the strict discipline and drill the members are trained under. It boasts a heavy squad with an average of 160 pounds. The game should prove a strong drawing attraction be- cause of the novelty of the opposition. ' Girls' Gym Gists G.A.L. societies of Woodward, Waite, Scott, Libbey, and De- Vilbiss are sponsoring the April Amble in the DeVilbiss gym, April 8, from 8:00 to 11:00. Chuck Gobrecht's orchestra will play for dancing. Harriet Maier is assisting in the arrangements for the dance. t ' Foul shooting, shuflieboard, and basketball tests have kept the intra-mural teams, and the girls working for letters busy all week. ' I i O Plans for the annual demon- stration were discus ed by the Leaders' at a meeting, Monday conference hour. Tentative date for the affair is April 28. FVBEARS FINISH THIRD Woodward's lone hope of finishing as runner up in the basketball race was shattered when Scott dumped the Bears into third place. Here is how the teams lined up in the final stand- ings. Team W. L. Pct. Waite 6 ' 0 1.000 Scott 5 1 .883 Woodward 4 2 .667 DeVilbiss 3 3 .500 Libbey 2 4 .333 St. J ohn's 6 5 .157 Central 0 6 .000 .l?. i... Jim Nazium wants to know if ducks count in the foul shooting- contest. Opponents Junior division of the Senior Hi-Y continued their win streak by taking its eight and ninth consecutive games last week. The Woodward team had a close call with a squad compos- ed of high school 'players at the Y.M.C.A. last Tuesday but man- aged to win by a 22-20 score. Fraser was high point man in this' game with twelve points. Saturday, the Hi-Y five traveled to Detroit to give the Detroit Hi-Y's a 44-10 lacing. Schaefer and Strohm tied for the scoring lead with 10 points each. The team travels to Wauseon next week fora game with the Y team there. Aftera few more victories the Woodward repre- sentatives expect to claim a mythical state crown. Fraser, Schaefer, Strohm, Davidson, Slawski, and Urbanski comprise the roster of this quintet. Senior Girls Winners Senior girls won the intra- mural foul-shooting contest Wednesday afternoon with 64 free throws out of a possible 150. Pericleanis and the Friendship club finished in a tie for second with four less than the winners. The teams finished in the fol- lowing order: Seniors girls ................. ..... ..,......... 64 Periclean's ......... Friendship ........ .60 Lightening ........... .......... 5 4 Inter-circle ............... .......... 5 3 French club .................. .......... 5 2 Freshmen Il girls ........ .......... 48 Shooting Stars ........ .......... 4 7 Commerce club .... ...... ...... . . Latin club ............ ........ ...... . . . 47 Freshmen I girls ........ .......... 4 6 ' 43 Sophomore girls ......... .......... 3 7 Brownies ............... . ......... . 36 Wildfire ................ .......... 3 6 Junior girls ........................,.. .... 2 8 18 Blue Sox ........................................ . Periclean Cagers Win Over French Team To Cop Title Periclean Society defeated the French club'8-6 to win the play- off for the girls' intra-mural basketball championship last Friday in the boys' gym. The game was close with the defensive work of the teams pre- venting a high score. Both squads had the lead at various stages of the game but a basket and a foul by Eileen Ward proved to be the winning points. Eileen Ward was high Scorer with six points and Alberta Teall led the French club with four. With the Peris are Ruth Kim- melman, Lillian Sheon, Julia Lubit, Fannie Miller, Eileen Ward, and Dorothy Phillips. In a less important game the Friendship club defeated Fresh- man 1 for fourth place in the standings. Athletes listed in the Wood- ward alumni have broken into print quiet often lately. Ivan Smith, who won the University of Michigan plaque here, is a member of the Big Ten champ- ion swimming team at the school that gave him his high school award. l 1 I Abe Yourist, '28 has been named honorary captain of the Heidelberg U basketball five. Abe also made the second all- Ohio center in football and is a pitcher on the school's nine. Red Brandes, who captained one of the best court teams Wood- ward ever had in 1922, is on the roster of the New Orleans' Pelicans. -F H i Ever since the Athletic Asso- ciation decided not to enter the baseball league, Marion J aworski is going around looking for a team to captain. He was elected captain of the ,32 nine at the close of season last year, but he can't find the team now. Q Ill O Just the same he's growing a baseball mustache- nine hairs on each side. Q 58 C Something new in basketballg The gym where the Hi-Y played in Detroit had glass backboards. Sothe spectators can see through. Varsity, Reserve Quintets Practice For 1933 Season Coaches Bevan and Hanham have been holding post-season basketball workouts for next sea- son's varsity and reserve squads. Bevan is working with Bill Reeves, Tom Harvey, Howard Smith, and Bob Lawson of. this year's varsity, Ralph Michalak and Vic Isenstein of the reserve team and Stanley Szczepanik. Hanh am has Steve Mazuchowski and Gifford Meecham from his team this season and has a large turnout for the rest of his next season's five. Peiuper Club Wins Title Thru Victories Tuesday American league Peiuper club team took the championship title as a result of a double vic- tory over the Junior Hi-Y 11-2 and the Polish Knights 6-2, Tuesday. In the first game with the Junior Hi-Y, Sam Soloman starred for the Peiuperites with seven points and Carl Nalodka accounted for the J uniors' points. Morris Weber, Peiuper forward, earned scoring honors in the second game with two field goals, while John Kalinowski and Ted Kosyder sunk a foul each too ac- count for the Knights' score. , x U 1 . , r an ,,.-, , - , ' ' .. 1 . '.si.i'i--..sf.Ql'5.22.- - ' ...C .nffels-.-, Men To Represent A Wooodward Woodward will enter eleven men in the Northwestern Ohio District Track Meet, sponsored by the University of Toledo, to be held 7 P. M. tomorrow in the university field house. 'hack teams representing DeVilbiss, Scott, Waite, Libbey, Fremont, Sandusky, and Bellevue have been entered. Art Smith, coach of the Polar Bears, will enter, an inexperi- enced team in the meet, but one that has come along rapidly in the last few weeks, and is looked upon to cause much trouble be- fore the meet has been concluded. Chief a m o n g Woodward's threats in the meet are Woodrow DeShetler and Ray Wolford. DeShetler is a new addition to the bear's squad, but his speed has been hard to cope with. He will be entered in the 60 yard dash, lap relay, and mile relay. Wolford's chief threat is the agility with which he shot puts. I-le is also entered in the high Jump. . Other entrants from Wood- ward are: Ralph Bradley, 60 yard dash, pole vault, and 4 lap relay, Joe Friedman, 4 lap relay, and mile relay, Dan Sahadi, 440 yard' run, 4 lap relay, and mile relay, Stanley Lupinski, shot put, Vic- tor Morris, mile run, and mile relay, Fred Sine, mile rung Carl N alodka, 880 yard run, and mile relayg Ronald Ludwikowski, 440 yard run, and mile relay, and Leigheigh Warden, 65 yard high and low hurdles, and mile relay. A loving cup will be awarded to the school winning the highest number of points, and to the teams winning the relays. Rib- bons will be given to individual contestants able to place among the first four. .- Golf Schedules Chosen By Faculty Manager Golf schedules for all Toledo High Schools were announced at the meeting of faculty managers at the Board of ,Education last Wednesday. One round will be played with the golfers teeing oil' for their first game on Friday, April 22, and ending on Fri- day May 13. All games will be held on Mondays and Fridays. The golf rules were amended to permit a school to have six players and three alternates in- stead of two. The golf schedule is' asfollows: Woodward plays Waite on April 22, Central April 25, Libbey April 29, St. John's May 2, DeVilbiss May 6, Scott May 9, and a bye on May 13. Now these students we see sprinting down the halls at 8:28 should go out for track. They certainly get enough pratice. . 4 - V ,X L ' ,L-., :Q Mk f 5 -.J-an-..1f:.f :a:m+.'..gx?rwstraw-gi.usm...na..L.:p THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER .Q V,..A.k..-- .W fi, STUDENTS To TAKE EPEIUPER CLUB TO gwwrrwwwf LIBRARIES COMPARED SCHOLARSHIP TESTS INITIATE NEXT WEEK Under The Tattler BY GossIP-SEEKER Wooward To Enter Teams In District State Competition For the first time in this school's history Woodward will enter teams in the District State Scholarship Tests. This yearfs competition for schools of this territory will be held Saturday, May 7, at Bowling Green State College. Purpose of these tests is to in- crease interest in scholastic en- deavors. They are given annually under the direction of the State Department of Education with the cooperation of Ohio Univer- sity, Ohio State Uinversity, Bowling Green State College, Kent State College, Miami University, and the high schools of Ohio. - Any Student Eligible Any regularly enrolled high school pupil who is worthy of representing his school is eligi- ble. Two persons may be entered in each subject with no more than thirty members on a team. Test based upon the subject matter bulletins prepared by Dr. J. W. Osborn will be given in science, mathematics, history, Latin, French, and English. Team and individual awards are made. Last year the team representing Scott placed first in the district competition and Libbey took eighth place. More imformation may be secured from Mr. C. LaRue. POLA BAER fEd. note-Spring has proven .to be too much for poor Pola Baer and she insists on rinting her annual spring poems, . Birds sing, In the spring, And make noise Like everything Can't sleep When birds cheep. They disturb My slumber deep. Have some fun, Get a gun, Shoot the birds. My poem is done. Maybe she'll run away now.l Dear Pola: Why- is Julian Jeziorski so stuck up? D. K: and A. C. Dear Dk and Ac, Write to some of these gum companies and ask them what they put in their products to make them so sticky. Pola Baer. Dear Pola, Why is it that Annabelle Rob- inson is generally found near the machine shop? My Ole' Pal, Annabelle is athletically in- clined and is trying to make the machine shop team. Miss Baer. A Friend. 6 Boys To Enter Clubg Milton Zimmerman Master Of Ceremonies Formal initiation of the Peiup- er club will be held Saturday evening, March 26 at the High- land Park Shelter House. Pledges to be initiated are Irvin Greenspoon, Morton Milstein, David Odesky, Leon Zotkow, Nathan Lupu, and Joe Friedman. Members of the Peiuper club bas- ketball team will receive special tmention by Milton Zimmerman, who will preside as master of cere- monies during the evening's pro- gram. Refreshments will be served after dancing. Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Rike will at- tend as guest of honor. The committee in charge is Joe Felstein, Morris Weber, Harold Harris, and Abe Wexler. -Fl'llt'llllll2'Sl1lllZ- SENIOR ACTING OH KAY The histronic ability of George Barrow, heretofore hidden, was revealed in the senior play Oh, Kay, which was presented last Friday evening. He played the character part of Gramp excel- lently, co-starring with Roselyn Kenaga, who portrayed Gran as only an experienced veteran could. Mildred Troup and Vin- cent Strohm enacted the leads in their usual fine manner. Mention should be given ofthe entire cast which included Esther Goldstein, Dorothy Phillips, Frederick Glick, Corinne Miller, Dale Graham, Norman Kinker, and Marvin Yewey. Mr.Clyde Van Tassel directed the pro- duction. ' Tl!Il'll0llllllgSf1lllZ- Former Students To Act As Welfare Bridge Hostesses Miss Orpha Craig, M i S s Florence Mazinger, and Mrs. Arthur E. Backus will be hos- tesses to the Woodward Alumni Association at a W e lf a r e Bridge to be held Wednesday evening, March 30, at the home of Miss Orpha Craig, 826 Mark Street. - Torch Light :I-awe-'awe-.Q-a..II..4--I-.Q-+4.11 Mr. L. C. Clark Oom-pa, Oom-pa, introduces Mr. L. C. Clark, leader, organizer, and trombone player ofthe Royal Woodwardites, school dance orchestra. Mr. Clark's musical training has been extensive, as he has played in numerous musical groups, including the Navy Band, where he played tuba. As he swayed back and forth in his desk chair, Mr. Clark modestly told of his athletic achievements at Heidelberg Uni- versity. He was a three letter man, football, basketball, and baseball, having been captain of the college eleven. As a contrast, he was also a member of the glee club. At present athletics and music occupy Mr. C1ark's spare time. He is a member of the Schoolmasters' Bowling League. The chair almost ti ed over PP , as Mr. Clark gave out this bit of ' information. NI eat to live, not live to eat. However, he con- fessed a special liking for pump- kin pie, just as they have out on the farm where he spends his summer vacations. Mr. Clark's philosophy is Don't do anything unless you do it well, whether it is playing in.a dance orchestra or teaching science. 11 l'llt'lll.lllKStllllZ-- ' FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-- Fruhlingstanz German club dance I Mar. 19th to 27th--S p r i n g l Vacation Sat. Mar. 26--Pieuper Club For- mal Initiation--H i g hl a n d Park Mon. Mar. 28--Vacation Ends TEACHERS, STUDENTS INTERVIEWED IGHTH hour distribution, now being used by the Tattler, has proven more of a favorite with the teachers than the students. Following are various opinions gleamed from Woodward factulty and students. Mr. R. Bevan: I think it's a fine idea. When one class takes time out to read the weekly paper, your whole teaching program is disturbed. Miss Tippett: I like it very much better. The fourth hour class is not interrupted by the Tattler distribution. This class is often cut short by conference hour afairsf' Mr. Rike: I prefer the fourth hour distribution system. I en- joy the rest while my students read the Tattler. Florence Kirchofer: It has made a great improvement in the distribution of Tattlers to those who have gym fourth hour and I am therefore in favor of it. Frank Siadak: It doesn't take up much of the time in fourth hour class. I don't like it. ' Norma Flaum: It was much nicer to read the Tattler during lunch hourl' Gossiper Is Astonished By Immense Size Of Departments Lo, everybody, announces the Tattler Gossip-seeker enter- ing his Sanctum s a n c t o ru m, namely the Tattler office, and sitting down on one of the hand typing tables. I was just up to the library. Ya' know, it's a pleasure to go up there. Why the service is something wonder- ful, like the heating service in Hades. ' I remember when I used to go to the library back in our home town. It was so small you couldn't go into the technology department without getting one elbow in the reference room and the other in the circulation. They had to add a new wing to the building when the 'Sears and Roebuck catalogue came. When I asked her if she had heard Poe's Raven she answered 'No, what's he mad about?' VVhich of course is too much for anyone. The librarian was so old her grandchildren came over on the Mayflower. All her false jewelry was library paste. She was so dumb she thought a book end was an appendix and Salome was something to eat. She'd need a table of contents to find a word in the dictionary. She had hand- led the files so long all her digits became index fingers. The institution had all the late books. They were about for- ty years late. They didn't allow Shakespeare in the library. He was Bard in Avon so they barred him here too. The town council finally had to do away with the building when somebody lost the book. Therefore, proceeds the Gossiper, I can say without fear of contradiction that--You can fool all of the people some ofthe time' you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fuel our furnace any of the time. The editor looks up. Say, you could have lots of fun in the Saga office. Why don't you go up there? -Fruelxlim:stunz- Entry date for the Tattler ' foul shooting contest to be held in the gyms March 29 and 30 has been extended to March 28. Entries may be left in the Tattler box in front of room 120 or with the gym teachers. Name ............. 3 .................... ........ Gym ...... .. Class ................. Home Room .................................. Isabelle Larrow sorrowfully looking at the remains of a new pair of shoes--must be these after school dances. c Constantly, Consistently Constructive - J Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, April 1, 1932 No, 25 FRESHMAN CLASS LEADS IN ALL A'S Freshmen First With Seven, Sophomores Second ' With Five Freshman class, which has been rising steadily in scholar- ship, leads in all A records for the first ten weeks of the second semester. Marjorie Hertzberg, Penelope Kellaris, Molly Meer- krab, Jane Staiger, Harry Chil- ders, Sam Schall, and James Shemas received four A's Milton Adams, Meyer Davis, Earl Sommers, each had three A's and one B. Students of the sophomore class, second class for allA stu- dents, are Stephania Goryszew- ska, Cora Belle Kehrer, Ruth Ramlow, and Anna Wegener. One B kept Evelyn Hamilton, Alice Kreft, and Dan Sahadi from reaching the all A mark. Among the seniors continuing their all A careers are Esther Goldstein, Fannie Kohn, and Joe Stein. Many juniors received one B and three or four A's but Dorothy Shore was the only one having five A's. Those who have but one B are Leona Jacobs, Sara Katz, Georgia Millis, Dorothy Redman, Meyer Shall, and Marvin Tratt- ner. Mr. Alberstett To Act As Building Representative Mr. Vernon Alberstett is act- ing as building represenative for the teachers luncheon to be held at the Chamber of Commerce tomorrow at 12:00 o'clock. Professor S.L. J ashi who holds the chair of Comparative Reli- gion and Hindu Philosophy at Dartmouth will speak. His sub- ject will be Spirtual Idealism as a Dynamic Factor in a Practi- cal World . Inter-School Council To Meet At Vocational High Preliminary organization meeting for the formation of an inter-school student council advi- sory board was held Wednesday afternoon at DeVilbiss high school. Next meeting will be at Voca- tional school. Representatives of Woodward were Elsie Frautschi, Dorothy Shore, and Paul Landwehr. Industrial Arts Classes . To Hold Open House May 19 Industrial Arts department will hold its annual exhibition May 19. Classes will be open all day, and parents will be allowed to consult with the teachers. Articles made by the various sthcaps and classes will be exhib- 1 e . BOOKLAND BENDER TO HELD APRIL 7 Tune Ticklers To Furnish Musicg Souvenirs For All Eric Bardsley and his Tune Ticklers will furnish the music for the Bookland Bender, to be held in the girls' gym, Thursday, April 7, from 2:45 t6 5:00. The affair is being sponsored by the Library Association, of which Miss Stella Sawtelle is adviser. Invitations have been extend- ed to library associations of other Toledo High schools. The walls of Woodward's ballroom will be beautified by gay rainbow col- ored streamers. Souvenirs will be presented to the dancers attending the affair. Anna Marie Evans, chairman of the committee planning the dance, is being assisted by Mar- jorie Devlin, Florence Schindler, Virginia McVay, Roberta Du- Monte, Ruth Blum, and Jean Mathie. Members of the faculty have been extended a general invita- tion. Interest In One's Career Stressed By Grace Smith Failure to get ahead might be attributed to the fact that people are not interested in the line of work they choose, was a statement made by Miss Grace Smith, owner of various cafeteri- as in Toledo, to the junior and senior girls, Monday, March 28, in the auditorium. Description of the large field of work which a domestic science course offers was given by Dr. Eva Shapiro, Toledo dentist. Dr. Blanche Weekes will talk Monday, April 4, about the supply and demand for trained teachers. Fields in advertis- ing, will be the subject of Miss Agnes Noonan, who spoke at Woodward last year. ANNUAL SENIOR PROM TO BE HELD AT COMMODORE PERRY BALLROOM - Chuck Gobrecht And Dixie Serenaders To Play For Grand Social Affair Of Graduating Class Saturday Night UTSANDING social affair of season is the annual Senior Prom given by the graduating class of 1932 in the Commodore - Perry ballroom tomorrow evening 9 to 12 p. m. Chuck Go- brecht and Dixie Serenaders who played for the Senior .Prom of last year will provide music. Clusters of balloons to extend across the hall are the only dec- orations. Novelty blue and white dance programs will be distributed. If successful, this prom mag establish a precedent of using ACTIVE SENIOR IS CHAIRMAN OF PROM Catherine Smith Catherine Smith, chairman of the Senior Prom committee, has been active since her arrival here as a sophomore. She is a Peri- clean Booster and Friendship club member, and is constantly organizing and aiding in class projects. Grade School Principals And Teachers To Meet Here Principals and eighth grade teachers of Woodward High school district will meet next Wednesday afternoon in the Woodward library with Mr. Charles LaRue, and Mr. E. L. Clark, vocation guidance direc- tor. My Little Tree ' A little tree with graceful charm Stands on our lawn and waves its arms In innocence at all who chance To pass it with a pleasant glance. . And though with words I cannot tell You why I love that tree so well, If you would know, just be like me And plant yourself sa little tree. ' -Shelley L. Crayon, 32. outside halls for class dances. Customary grand march is to be led by Catherine Smith and Paul Boardman, president of the class. Large commitee planning the affair consists of Catherine Smith, Fannie Miller, Ruth Glow, Isabelle LaRue, Franklin Letke, Alphonse Olszewski, Ed Bialo- rucki, and Ralph Bradley. Honorary guests are Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Dugdale, Mr. and Mrs. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. P. Duns- more, Mr. and Mrs. R. Sheline, Mr. .and Mrs. V. Alberstett, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Marie Doering, Mrs. H. McManamon, Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. Staneart, Mr. and Mrs. J. Pollock, Miss G. Cronk, Miss L. Tippett, Miss E. McLaughlin, Mr. and Mrs. F. Lords, Mr. and Mrs. C. Ball, Mr. and Mrs. S. Ma- terny, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Mont- gomery, and Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse. All faculty members have been extended a general invitation. Freshman Boys Have Large List Of Unsatisfactories Freshman boys with a percent- age of 29 had the largest number of unsatisfactories sent to them this semester. . In the following order came junior boys, sophomore boys, 28 percent, junior girls, 24 per- cent, sophomore girls, freshman girls, 14 percent, senior boys, - 10 percent, and senior girls, 5 per- cent. Juniors rated the highest class percentage. Subscription Campaign For Saga-Tattler Ends April 4 At a meeting ofthe Saga-Tattler home room representatives, Mon- day, March 28, Mr. Philo Duns- more, adviser of the year-book staff, announced the fact that subscriptions shall be taken Mon- day, April 4, for the last time. Though the campaign has set five hundred sales as its goal, to date, only two hundred and thir- ty-iive Sagas have been sold. Students are urged to make a down payment on their books on or before April 4, if they desire to purchase one. 3532 ...xg-'Ti Nfiffj. ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. ..- fur . ea' Newspaper Q '1S?f Member qifiiissraatf TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... E lsie Frautschi Managing Editor ......... .Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ....... .............. D orothy Shore Exchange ........... ....................... R nth Dorf Display.. ............. ................ Al berta Teall Cartoomst ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry ............................. 1 .... Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........ , .. ......... Milton Zimmerman Pressman ..... ....................... Ri chard Pearce . Julia Lubit Typlsts ................ 2 Gertrude Staff Writers G Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosemary Wietrzykowski and Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty S Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers 2 Mr. Hugh Montgomery I 5 I mi calf nrrwz In case you haven't been read- ing the periodicals or listening to radio crooners, we will start this paragraph letting you know that Spring has come. It is a well known fact that with the spring comes mud-mud-mud. This mud looks very well in flower pots but ion high school floors it's-- well-you know. We ask you to use the mats at the doors freely- and Rub, don't Blot. Thanks. We Nominate to the Hall of Fame-The Woodward golf team, because it will finance its way through the season. .-.l....-i1.- And to the Hall of Oblivion-- The guys who still pull those old spring fever gags. With the coming of s p r i n g, many golfers plan to keep the Sabbath holey. ... ...-m.. Pickpockets just naturally take things easy. Some lawyers are c r i mi n al lagivyers, others are j u s t crimi- n s. While we're at it we might as well blame Hoover for the Lind- bergh kidnapping. Sirnile- As exciting as the Smith brothers in the House of David. Many politicians come from the ranks to the rankest. A .i....fRs., ,,...L,.: , .Z'.:d:..'u.1s.m.L.m.,x'.1.. PRI CIPAL POINTS 1' X .Y is - N XX -Q ,sig .5 In just afew days every pupil in school, except the . seniors, will be asked to make out a choice card for next year. This is a very important matter and should receive the serious attention of everyone. It is a time to check up and take stock of your educational bank account and see just where you stand Pupils who expect to enter school next September as seniors must have at least twenty-two credits, those who are to be ranked as juniors must have fourteen creditsg to be a sophomore requires seven credits. Pupils who will be a credit or two short are urged to attend summer school to try to make them up. This is especially requested of any one who expects to graduate with the class in 1933. Because of crowded conditions in the school it may be necessary to limit the number of pupils who wish to take extra subjects. You should take no chances but be ready next fall with your required number of credits. - i CLUBS STILL FINANCIALLY MINDED LTHOUGH an attempt was made at the beginning of this school year to direct the efforts of clubs from mere money-making schemes to new policies of individual and collective club im- provement, we wonder if this idea has made any appreciable change in the clubs' activities and programs. Since the discontinuation of conference hour movies, plays, and other money-making propositions, organizations have taken up the idea of matinee dances to fill the coffers of their treasury with gold and silver. After all, what difference does it make whether the students spend their money during or after school hours, if the clubs' inter- ests still center around financial enterprises? Hither And Yon Today as we trudge along we see that Dorothy Blankenstein has with her what she says is her last Easter Egg-hope so, these objects have made their appear- ance in everybody's lunch in the last week, bunny must have been good to everyone-After a com- plete rest look at the way Ruth Boehler leans against her locker --bet she got tired of staying home last week-Ah as we gaze upon the frizzed locks of our senior girls, we are certain that there is something in the air- tomorrow is the Senior Prom- Miss Miller and Mr. Dunsmore sent notes to Sam Solomon, Enid Howenstine, Louis Lublin, and Wilma J aschke s t a t i n g there would be no penalties to make up -don't be fooled, you know what day this is !! -Have you noticed the bee line Esther Barnes and Georgia Millis make for their lockers conference hour-they don't want to be tardy for the pot- luck held there each day-Dear little Penelope Kellaris has bro- ken the tension and is the nrst freshman to bring her skates to school-'Nuff said, so while you go to your classes I will hunt up some places for us to go next week--bye. Biology Classes Take Hike Miss Grace Cronk and her Biology classes went through the woods around Toledo for a bird hike Thurday March, 31. Trans- portation was furnished by stu- dents who had cars. Who's Who Announcing Esther Gold- stein's name brings to a close last week's not so puzzling Who's Who. Now we present a light haired smiling senior boy known as a good scout. Not too active in extra curricular activities he has recently come into prominence as a star on the Peiuper club basketball team. ' He has a ready grin and perhaps the good card he re- ceived last Monday accounts for it, but then he's always of a sunny disposition. Maybe his bashfulness has fooled you, but .he's really one of the best dancers at Woodward. Blue seems to be his favorite color and no wonder for he wears it to advantage. You may have seen him wearing a blue sweater with the letters J .E.L. on it. It'll be interesting to look for him and doubly interesting when you 'rind him. ' FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tomorrow-Senior Prom ' Ceveningj Thurs. April 7 - Bookland Bender -- Library Matinee Dance Thurs. April 7--Alumni Ban- quet April 8--Senior Varsity vs. Future Varsity Basket- ball game fconference hourl IFLASHES FROM FRIENDS' Saturday, March 19, was Lib- bey day at the Toledo Paramount. Libbey students h ad charge of the program, and a Libbey orches- tra was in the pit.-Crystal, Lib- bey Hi, Toledo, Ohio. O O F Applied Shakespeare Characters: A boy with an announcement from the office, ' English teacher. ' Act One Boy opens the door of an Eng- lish class with much vim and vigor. Teacher treading from Shake- speare's Twelfth Nightjz Welcome ass!! Dumbfounded boy looks part.-- Paseo Press, Kansas City, Missouri. l 3 1 Junior High boys of DeVilbiss Hi collect every eraser in the building, once a week, and clean them. Keep it up boys, you will be repaid in Heaven!!-Prism, De- Vilbiss Hi, Toledo, Ohio. Barber: Your hair needs to be cut badly. Dick: No, it doesn't. It needs to be cut' nicely. You cut it badly last time.-Central Hi News, Kalamazoo, Michigan. i Guys who get drunk . Ought to be dunked--News, Eau Claire Hi, Eau Claire, Wisconsin. I Q.. NM H lt- Note: A second call made for poetic contributions. Send in any accomplishment to Anonymous at the Tattler office. We hear a noise, a human voice That thunders loud and clear and long But 1et's just smile and listen while Tom Harvey chants his morning song. We now are in mu' fourth hour class, And conference hour is o'er. Go to the auditorium, And wake that sophomore. In pensive mood the dreaming maid- en sat, As Michalak discoursed with Love's enchantin ower ' g P The girl's old man came in and showed him that He'd long o'erstayed his hour. Alffelshman green skipped down the 3 , He felt so light and happy then. He came before a paper basket, And hurriedly dropped his letters in. General Shop Produces, ' Projectsg Arc Light Made Mr. J . Mohrhardt's general shop has been the scene of great activity lately. Among the arti- cles produced are checker boards, transformers, end tables, and other routine school work. An arc light made by Carl Peterson was demonstrated in Mr. J . Po1lack's science class. Y -1 --- - -1--..,. ,. -gzjgugugqnpww L 1 ' 1-f 2 ,- . - . -'NI -H'--, .. H .ax --' .5-,.wt:...,..e,, .,J-X . ,gs-. , x 'xx 'R 5, .1 - L 1 J THE WOODWARD TATFLER ' I . SENIOR COURT MEN MACHINE sHoP WINS ' FOUR MEETS CARDEDI - TO MEET 1933 FIVE INTRA-MURAL TITLE I BE R FACTS FOR INTRA-MURALS Fiive Men In Action For Last Machinists Are Undefeateds L 4 I BLLROSENBE ! Cll1bS T0 Meet In Shuiiie Time As Polar V Bears Woodward students will get their last chance to see the senior basketball men in action, conference, hour, Friday, when the graduating cagers meet the quintet that will probably repre- sent Woodward on the court next year. With the seniors will be Ran- dolph Smith, and Ted Holas, at guards, Louis Ziebar, center Russ Taylor and Milt Zimmerman at forwards. This line-up should give the future Bears as good a scrimmage as any of the opposi- tion Woodward will meet next year. For his 1932-33 squad, Coach Bevan will have Vic Isenstein, Howard Smith, Bill Reeves, Bob Lawsown, Stanley Szcepanik and Gifford Meecham. All these play- ers With the exception of Szcze- panik were members of either the reserve or varsity team this year. Woodward Senior Hi-Y Wins Tenth And Eleventh Games Woodward Senior Hi-Y claims a state championship following their tenth and eleventh consecu- tive victories over the Junior cadets at the Toledo Y and the Lima South Hi-Y team at Lima. The cadets' game was featured by close guarding with the Wood- ward team holding an 8-6 lead at the half. The final score was 15-12. The Hi-Y team traveled to Lima last Tuesday to meet the Hi-Y squad of South High School. With four minutes to play and the score 26-28 against them, Fraser and Szczepaniak each sank 'a goal field for the victory. Other team members are David- son, Schaefer, and Slowski. Boys Form Bait Casting Club, H. Hanham'is Adviser Under the direction of Homer Hanham, gym instructor, a bait casting club has been formed. Twenty students attended the Hrst meeting held Monday, con- ference hour. Ray Crouse was elected president. Efforts are be- ing made by Mr. Hanham to se- curea trick shot artist to put on an exhibition for the club. Sophomores Win Foul Shoot Contestg Seniors Second Inter-class foul shooting con- test went to the sophomore team who sunk thirty-one good throws out of a ,possible fifty. Seniors finished far behind with 22, juniors were third with 20 and freshmen last with 15. High individual honors were earned by Kosyder of the sophs and Szczygiel of the seniors with nine out of ten shots. Pluto of the winning squad was second with eight good tosses. .. ....i. :L-Les:-3 ., Win Third Straight Pennant Machine Shop won its third consecutive championship in as many tournaments by its defeat of the Peiuper club, American league winners, in the play-off for the intra-mural basketball crown last Friday by a 14-4 score. I The machin- ists, the team that completed two previous tour- naments without a defeat, contin- ued its undefeated record through- out the sourt tolur- , ney an toppe it Smygm' OH with the vic- tory over the Peiuper team. The champs opened the scoring with Szczepaniak's field goal and chalked up a 6-0 lead before the American league winners opened their scoring with Weinman's basket. The score at the half was 8-2. ,Joe Szelagowski's eight points led the scoring. Members of the , ,, g championship squad p . coached b Mr Paul oisols o , I y . Thomae, are Charles Szczygiel, John Krzy- zanowski, Joe Szela- f gowski, Stanley Szcze- C panlak, Walter Kus- zek, Art Pacer, John Wienman Groch, Frank Goldyn, and George Stein. With the Peiuper 'club team are Louis Lublin, captain, Henry Weinman, Sam Solomon, David Hollander, Morris Weber, Mor- ton Milstein, and Abe Brandman. Girls' Gym Gists Girls in the leaders class have charge ofthe equipment, referee- ing and scoring for the Demon- stration to be given April 28 in the boys' gym. Friendship club won the Inter- Mural shufiieboard tournament winning 6 out of 7 games. The seniors won 4 games for second place. Next week the Inter-Mural teams will begin tennis, archery, and baseball after school. Hit-pin baseball has been played all week in the freshman classes. The two best teams will play for the Demonstration. A change has been made in the clogging and tumbling schedule. Advanced tumbling will be held Tuesday and Thursday and be- ginners Wednesday and Friday. Advanced clogging Wednesday and Friday and beginners Tues- day and Thursday. , ., so..:..a.....,.:.-z-- 4... I I ', You can believe it or not, but Woodward hasn't any varsity team. Nor did they ever have one. The truth or trouble is that only colleges can have varsity teams and all high school teams are either regulars or reserves. Art Sisco, one of the organi- zers of the Woodward bait cast- ing club, placed third in a cast- ing contest Tuesday at the Sportsmen and Kennel show at the Civic Auditorium. Olin Point, who was Wood- ward's offensive threat on the gridiron a couple years ago, is playing football and basketball at the University of Tennessee, one of the strongest schools in the country. . 1 U Five of the teams entered in the Y. M. C. A. basketball tour- nament are made up, wholly or partly, of students now going to Woodward. We ought to send our cheerleaders out there. Spring football practice will start here a week from next Monday. Tracksters Take Eighth Place In N.W.O. Meet Woodward tracksters failed to make an impressive showing in the Northwestern Ohio indoor track meet held March '19 at the Toledo University field house. The Bear runners finished eighth with 4M points. Scott took the top honors. Point winners for Woodward were Wolford, who took third in the shot put, Bradley, third in the pole vault, and the spring relay team composed of DeShet- ler, Friedman, Sahadi, and Brad- ley, placed third in its event. The next dual meet scheduled for Woodward will be with Waite Hi, April 13. Woodward tied the East-siders in the Y. M. C. A. relays and the meet should de- velop i n t O s o m e interesting competition. Woodward Ex-Hi's Defeat Falcons, Weisberg Stars Woodward Ex-Hi's, composed of a group of present and former Woodward students, recently de- feated the Polish Falcons, city champions, in a basketball game at the Falcon gym on Lagrange Street. The score was 32-24. Those playing with the Ex-Hi's were Fred Weisberg, Bill Buettin, Louis Ziebar, Ted Holas, Edwin Kokocinski, and David Odesky. Fred Weisberg was high point man with 16 points. Ted Holas was second with 11 points. Milt Zimmerman acted as manager for the Ex-Hi's, and Board, Indoor, Track, Handball ' e Club and class teams in the boys' intra-mural leagues will be kept busy in the next few weeks with handball, shuffle-board, in- door baseball, and track tourna- ments on the card. , Handball for clubs is scheduled for next Monday and Tuesday, with inter-class handball and shuiiie-board coming on Wednes- day. National and American league clubs will engage ina shufiie-board tourney Thursday and Friday. ' The following fO11l' weeks will be taken up by the third major tournament of the year, club and class indoor baseball. The Ma- chine Shop will be defending champions. In the week of Mar. 18-22 an inter-class track meet will be held with ribbons given to the individual winners. I Girls' Instructors Attend Physical Ed Convention Miss Stella Cornwell and Miss Catherine McClure left last Wed- nesday to attend the Nineteenth Annual Convention of the Mid- West Physical Education Associ- ation March 30-31 and April 1-2 at Columbus in the Deshler-Wallick Hotel. .New relays and games were ex- hibited by students in the Col- umbus schools the first day. Dr. B. Allen, Miss Trilling and other persons outstanding in athletics addressed the group. A visit to the Physical Education buildings of Ohio State University will be made on Saturday. - Former Bear Basketeers Help Capture Hi-Y Title Four former Woodward Xcourt stars were members of the championship Indana Hi-Y quintet, winner ofthe state Hi-Y tourney last Saturday. It was the third consecutive crown for the Toledo team and with it goes permanent possession of the Beamon trophy. Randolph Smith captained the squad with Ellwood Grey, Al Williams, and Lenell Donald, formerly of Woodward, a his team mates. , Spring Sports Equipment In Tattler Display Case Equipment used in the boys' gym for spring sports will be ex- ihibited in the Tattler Display case by Homer Hanham, John Kalinowski, Vincent Strohm, and Arthur Sisco. , Fishing tackle, baseballs and bats, golf clubs, horseshoes, ten- nis rackets, track shoes, and 'suits' are some of the articles be- t John Kalinowski as coach. fing shown. gp ' 12.1.4 1. me ,er-as f ' '-sas!--X-.H .,-,Tv . -S K . THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER r, . .. . Y STUDENTS TO ENTER SCHOLARSHIP TEST Preliminary Tests Will Be Given To Decide Entrants Forty one students have signi- fied their intentions of entering the District and State scholarship test to be given at Bowling Green May 7. Only two students may enter in each subject, therefore prelim- inary tests will be given the week of April 14 at Woodward to de- termine the members of Wood- ward team. Entrants in chemistry a re Pauline Zarembski, R i c h a r d Eckert, Glenn Merriam, and Nor- bert Duszinski, physics, Reynolds Wade, Brian McKnight, Philip Hoag, and Hobart Wentworth, general science II, Herbert Dewey, James Hope, Harry Childers, Earl Clifton, Sara Greenberg, Minnie Solomon, Ed Wozniak, Milton Adams, and Joe Komasinski, geometry II, Stan- ley Szych, Maxine Dodd, Grace Spaulding, and Max Keefer, Latin II, Mollie Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Penelope Killaris, Paul Landwehr, and Meyer Davis, Lat- tin IV, Ruth Ramlow, Anna Wegener, Cora Belle Kehrer, an d Stephania Gorysewska, French ll, James Shemas, Min- nie Soloman, Sam Schall, Grace Grifka, Sara Greenberg, Rita McCarty, Tuiiic Baz, Helen Swaya, French IV, Nellie Flaum, Charles Stewert, Pauline Zar- embski, and Philip Abrams, his- tory, Fred Glick, Meyer Hoifen- blum, and Dorothy Shore, Eng- lish IV, Ruby Webb, English VI, Leona Jacobs, English VIII, Est- her Goldstein, Brian McKnight, and Ruth Glow. Mr. E.L. Clark who is in charge has sent for books upon which the examination will be based for the contestants' use. Freshman Girl To Have Lead In Boosters' Play Betty Jane Kaslly, freshman, will portray the leading role in the forthcoming Booster club play, When Love is Young, in the auditorium conference hour May 19. Miles Booth will play opposite her. Dorothy Smolinski, Ann Essak, Marvin Yewey, Fred Slawski, Eugene Handel support the cast. Mr. Raymond Lowry. Mr. Ver- non Alberstett, and Mr. Clyde Van Tassel selected the players. Libbey-Woodward To Hold Annual Senior Class Picnic Annual Libbey-Woodward pic- nic which was not included among the senior affairs in last week's Tattler will be held Wed- nesday May 25. Definite plans for the trip have not yet been decided. Committee in charge includes: Glenn Merriam, Stanley Jend- rewski, Robert Blousey, Henri- ette Wielinski, and Avis Mayer. WOMEN'S PROGRESS SHOWN IN PAGEANT Seven Woodward Girls Will Have Parts In Show At Scott The Distaff, a pageant play depicting the progress of women through the centuries, will be presented at Scott high school, Friday, April 8, at 8:00. Tickets, which are fifty cents, may be purchased at Greene's music store. Members of the Business and Professional Women's group and other service organizations, to- gether with seven girls f r o m Woodward will participate in the play. Dorothy Born and Dorothy Phillips will play the roles of the ladies-in-waiting to Queen Eliza- beth, and Lily Katz, Selma Su- perior, Fay Olson, Esther Novick, and Delores Simmers will repre- sent the business and profes- sional women of the modern age. Money derived from the pre- sentation will be used to estab- lish a benefit fund for unem- ployed women. 1,11-...1... POLA BAER fEd. Note--Dear reader, we beg of you not to hold the Tattler re- sponsible for the antics of Pola Bear. We assure you that the Republican administration and President Hoover are entirely re- sponsiblej Dear Pola, Why is Honey Mertz so full of electricty? A Victim. Poor Victim, Watt's the matter? Wire you worried? Pola. P.S. How come you got this in- sulate?--oh-h puns. W Dear Pola, Why does Annette Adams like red hair? Inquisitive. Inquisitive, Who said she liked Red Harre? Miss Baer. Dear Pola, VVhy is it that Ramona Wise is always sending phoney tele- phone calls. A Friend. Dear Friend, Just for phone, pal. Just for phone. Pola Baer. 1. Print Shop Turns Out One Thousand Copies Of Book Mr. H. Montgomery and some of his printing students last week printed a thousand copies of Proceedings of the Twenty-First Annual Convention of the Na- tional League of Compulsory Education OfHcials for Mr. R. Dugdale, assistant superintend- ent of schools. The book contains 104 pages, 6x9 inches. These books will be distrib- uted to members of this national organization at their next meet- ing. Torch Light U Under The Tattler 1 Miss Catherine McClure My stars, why do you want to interview me? asked Miss Catherine McClure, attired in bright yellow gym rompers, as an inquiring reporter interrupted her while she was combing her hair. Between jerks of the comb, she admitted that when she was a youngster her ambition was to be a school teacher. Oh, but don't print that. When asked about her favorite food, Miss Mc- Clure readily answered Chicken and ice-cream. Boys, this information is espe- cially for you. She likes men that are blond and tall, not too good looking, because they're apt to be too conceited. Miss McClure's side kick, Miss Stella Cornwell, then whispered something about a sea captain of the boat going to cuba, where Miss McClure went last summer. C'mon now teacher' 'fess up. Deadline Flashes Mr. C. E. Staneart and Mr. F. Lords spent their vacation visit- ing members of the senior class in an effort to interest them in going to college. A good and worthy cause, to be sure. We notice a striking resem- blance between the Honorable John Quincy Adams fsee Muzzy pp. 2491 and our honorable Rol- and Bevan. Yep, says Mr Bev- an, this Adams guy is plenty good looking. 1 . Many Woodward girls will have wished that they took sew- ing after seeing Miss Dora Brown's home economics style show May 19. Models will A exhi- bit both sport and evening dresses, featuring new cottons. Welcome to Woodward, Rolla. Rolla Roseth, formerly of Bel- mont high school, Los Angeles, is now attending our beautiful school as a freshman. Russell Shugarman, who attended Woodward last year, returns to us, also from Los Angeles, after seven months absence. Can't help commenting on the Junior Hi-Y's new sweaters. Kinda' swell, arent' they. The Saga Subscription Cam- paign Ends Next Monday. Reserve Yours Now!! SPRING WEATHER ATTACKS GOSSIPER Gossip-Seeker Turns Poet Q As Sun Melts Snow Ah, 'tis spring, sings the Tattler Gossip-seeker skipping into the Tattler ofiice like a herd of elephants with St. Vitus dance. Ah, 'tis the Gossiper, sings back the editor as he lays down his blue pencil long enough to put on a pair of sound proof ear- muffs. Our hero, undaunted, brushes a few cubs aside and starts his usual yodel. Ya know it's a crime, the ed- itor looks up expecting a torso murder at least, what spring can do to a young man's fancy. Why a fellow's heart slips a beat everytime he looks at a skirt, just the other day a cop picked up Paul Thomae for mashing with a Scotchman. 'fEds and co-eds are simply going cu-razzy over each other, and so many people falling makes a big boom, especially in the ring and carriage business. Why the season's got Maggie kissing Jiggs. Even the boot- legger's in love. He has a case on the back porch. The churches are so busy they have to turn out mass production marriages. The postman is carrying so many scented letters he smells like a flapper. Oh yeah, here's'a bit of oetry I wrote for er-a-um Qblush-Iblushl Miss Baer. Want to hear it? It is a very funny thing To love a girl your sort. I court you in the spring, and Then You spring me in the court. Gosh did you see that thing in red who just passed here.- I got to look into this, S'long and warns the Seeker, pausing at the door, don't chew your cabbage twice, you 'hoardersf' The editor puts down his blue pencil, takes his earmuffs off, and resumes his work. Woodward Hi-Y Members Attend Training Meeting Eleven Hi-Y members visited Bryan, Ohio, Tuesday March 29, to attend the Hi-Y training con- ference, the purpose of which is to train the sophomore and jun- ior members in Hi-Y work. Mr. P. C. Barret, personal di- rector of the Standard Oil Corn- pany of Ohio, was the main speaker on the program. Discus- sions on various subjects of inter- est to the organization preceded the Hi-Y dinner. Robert Metzler To Speak At Council Mass Meeting Robert Metzler, president of DeVilbiss student council is scheduled to talk on,Organiza- tion and Advantages of Com- mission Type of student govern- ment at a mass meeting to be held Thursday conference hour at Woodward. w nfrww sz 1 . . . - s. ,' . . .1 1 ' 1 li ' - ' I . .m o 1.' . ' s to - ' -. i' 1' A I ' Constantly, Consistently Constructivev . i J - ' 1' Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, April 8, 1932 No. 26 ' APRIL AMBLE TO PAN AMERICAN WOODWARD ALUMNI PAN AMERICAN DAY BE HELD TONIGHT COMMITTEE HEAD TO HOLD BANQUET TO BE HONORED HERE Woodward, Scott, DeVilbiss And Waite Sponsor . ,Dance DeVilbiss high school will be the scene of the April Amble interscholastic dance sponsored by the Girls' Athletic Leagues of Woodward, Waite, Scott, and DeVilbiss, this evening from 8:30 to 11:30 p. m. April showers, umbrellas, and music by Chuck Gobrecht a nd the Dixie Serenaders are the fea- tures of the affair. If successful, the dance will become an annnal function. Tickets are seventy-five cents acouple with a restriction against stags. Plans were made by a com- mittee composed ofa representa- tive from each school. Harriet Maier, Woodward, Helen Howell, DeVilbissg Geraldine M o r r o w, Scottg and Blanche P a lm e r, Wa ite are in charge of the arrangements. Rehearsals For Junior Play In Full Progress Rehearsals for the Junior class play, Applesauce, to be pre- sented April 22, in auditorium, are in progress. Leading charac- ters will be portrayed by Roberta DuMonte, Ann Ein, Robert Bader, and Robert Eisemen. Other roles are to be taken by James Nassar, Lilian Greenberg, and Marvin Trattner. 'Miss Anne G. Wetterman, di- rector of class plays in past years at Woodward, is in charge of this production. Committee in charge is com- posed of chairman, Ruth Dorfl and Alberta Teall, Lucille Bland, Donald Schaefer, and Dorothy Shore. , F Marion Jaworski is in charge of properties, and Charles Borchardt will take care of light- ing effects. One-Act Comedy Presented , At Girls' Mass Meeting ' Co-ed' Prom committee pre- sented a one-act musical comedy The Trial of Angus MacDuffy today during conference hour in a mass meeting in the auditorium for the girls. Those who took part in the play were Lillian Sheon, Norma Flaum, Sam Schall, Phillip Weiss, Esther Novick, Ruth Kimmelman, and Sylvia Yourist. ' Students Visit Woodward Margaret Bertweistle, Wilma Ketterman, Helen Berthoff, Esther Larabell, and Ursula Cummings of DeVilbiss attended She Boosters meeting here Thurs- ay. , rug ,L X 5:1 I - 5 .- Q Q Dorothy Shore Dorothy Shore, head of the Pan-American mass m e e t i n g committee, has, through exten- sive planning of Periclean pro- grams proven very capable in arranging meetings. Dorothy is censor in the Periclean Society, secretary of the Spanish club, a member in the Social Science club, and winner of the Com- merce club trophy last year. Clubs To Sponsor Affair April 19 For Chest Fund Woodward clubs will sponsor a movie, 'iThe Three Sisters, and a dance, Tuesday, April 19. Pro- ceeds will be put into a communi- ty chest fund so that when this annual drive comes students will not be asked to contribute. The movie will be held seventh and eighth hours in the auditori- um and the dance in the girls' gym from 2:45 to 5p. m. Tickets to either the movie or dance are fifteen cents. A ticket for both affairs is twenty-five cents. Arrangements are being made by the Peiuper and Hi-Y clubs who started the movement. Booster Club To Sponsor , Balloon Ball April 29 I Balloon Ball matinee dance will be given by the Booster club April 29 in the girls' gym. Aces of Melody are to furnish the music. Morris Weber who is taking charge of publicity is being as- sisted by Tessie Krimmins, Dorothy Smolinski, and Miles Booth. ' Dorothy Smolinski, Albertina Lyczowski, Lucille Baron, Rose- mary VVarren, and Milton Zim- merman compose the dance committee. High School Orchestras To Hold Combined Dance-Party Plans for a combined high school orchestra dance and par- ty are being made by the presi- dents and business managers of the various orchestras. It will be held at the Richardson building the second week of May. Frank Wodarczyk and Philip Abrams of Woodward are helping with - the arrangements. 1 Seventh Annual Fete To Be Held In Woman's Building Seventh annual banquet of the Woodward Alumni Association will be held tomorrow night April 6, at the Woman's Building. John Gallager, president of the Association, will preside at the banquet and Ruth Pfund is in charge of all arrangements. A regular business meeting is planned in connection with the program. A dance will immedi- ately follow the banquet with the Aces of Melody furnishing the music. Election for the new officers of the 1932-1933 year is another im- portant part of the affair. Mr. C. LaRue, Mr. P. Dunsmore, and Mr. R. Lowry are invited guests. Meyer Schall Chosen To Lead Peiuper Club In '33 Meyer Schall, junior, was elect- ed president of the Peiuper club for the year 1932-33, at the annual election of ofiicers, held yester- day in room 120. Other incoming oflicers elected are: Joe Friedman, vice president, David Odesky, secretary, and Sam Rifkin, treasurer. . ' Retiring Peiuper club officials graduating this year are: Harold Harris, president, Joe Felstein, vice-president, Ben Chasin,secre- tary, and Harry Schall, treasurer. Boosters To Use Symbols To Designate Activeness Blue stars placed next tg? names on the Boosters po 1C roster will designate the pur- chaser of a season basketball pass while gold stars will distin- guish football supporters. Boosters active in support of other school projects will have a palm placed next to their names. Mr. Raymond F. Lowry is in charge. Senior Prom Is Success Due to the pledge system which was used, the Senior Prom proved a success. Seventy-eight seniors pledged themselves to purchase couple tickets, which would insure the payments of hall and orchestra. Estimate figures taken last Tuesday show a profit of twenty dollars. Band To Present Concert Woodward band will present its annual concert Tuesday, April 26, in the auditorium dur- ing first hour. A special feature of the program will be a clarinet solo by Norman Laabs. Mr. Guy V. Sutphen is director. . , p f - 'K K' , 4 g 1 .. 2-K xr ,. ,M-1, uhm., 1 .x . Spanish and Science Clubs To Sponsor Programs Next Week Two programs of national interest will be celebrated at Woodward next Wednesday and Thursday conference hours in the auditorium. s The first is a program spon- S01'9d by the Spanish club in honor of Pan American day. It will be composed of Spanish songs and music interpreted by James Moll and speeches made- by Fannie Kohn, Philip Hoag, Joe Stein, Paul Gorny, and Doro- thy Shore. Social Science club is in charge of the one to be given Thursday which is the second Washington bicentennial celebration. Its pro- gram will consist of an address on George Washington by Doro'- thy Shore and two plays, Wash- ington at the Helm of State and Washington Goes Home, pre- sented by history students under the direction of Miss Mabel Rutan. ' ' I - - Commemorate Go'ethe,s , Death In Club Program Commemorating the Centen- nial anniversary of the deathoof Johann Wolfang von Goethe, German philosopher, the Freief Bahn, German club, helda spe- cial program during the club meeting Tuesday. ' Participating in the program were Marie Brodecki, Virginia Schuster, Dorothy Schuster, Max Digendorfer, Florence Michaels, Evelyn Hamilton, Sara Katz, Charles Klinsick, and others. French Students Organize French Play Guild Here Miss A. Curtis' French I stu- dents have organized a French Play Guild which will have charge of all the plays given by the freshman in the French I classes. Those who organized the club were Virginia Stackowitz, Helen Swaya, Ruth Leibovitz, James Shemas, Sam Schall, Phillip Weiss. Frogs Undergo Knife After a delay of one week, frogs, badly in need of operations, ar- rived in the biology. classes. Croaks and groans were heard from within the second box in' which they came. ' Biology students, im atient to start carving, took outqrnives and scissors and of the forty frogs, but few remain. F . A , . , ., I V:-K M. . Y .. . M . -, 3 - . .Y 3, . 15 ,A vi, - - ,o K ,, we men ...ii.,i'e. .gg sv L..- .sag-be-as sfrys 'ww' . f 'A :.f s'1v 'SsIl- 1 F I f ' z .y ,..:,,'..krM . V. r . .. f. ., rw.-if .ng-f .va M' ' 2 . 3 f is, . ,.9:., ,. - n-3-X . z -A . X 1 THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER I 'I i' -?'? 'l fe . . A 'V-gpgfgff, ii'-', N-iff? 5 '-foggy . ri ff-,.'.-g.iE,k5 ig 5 E - ' -rw1.'.. -.3 -. 11, .K l X ,L : .ray- Y .ri F .U ,. .I , I dx, y 3' f' ,fu ' 1,' ' . K-I-Y THE woonwnm TA'l'l'LER a Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. xiistno14 . Q95 F1 -I-0 Newsnancr 0 Member X essotiv-We TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor ...,...... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editors.: ........ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor .......,...............,. Dorothy Shore Exchange .................................,.... Ruth Dorf Display ............. .............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ........................,,... Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Q Julia Lubit 'ryplSlZS ................ 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staf Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosegiary Wietrzykowski . an Members of the Sth hour News Writing class. Faculty ' Miss Marie J. Deering Advisers i Mr. Hugh Montgomery ' C,-Q mf edu wma ? - in ' Well, well, well, the old school has finally entered inter-school scholarship competition. CON- JGRATULATIONS. Woodward's outside competition to date has been in athletics, now the school brains will get a chance to dis- tinguish themselves. The Tattler will give the scholarship teams it's whole-hearted support. Be- lieve me. t 1 . With the coming of warm weather comes the tendency to step outside between classes. This practice is very dangerous as it exposes one to the penalty sessions and the mercy of the supervisors. Well, it's really none of our business, but we seen our duty and we done it. Can't say we difln't warn you. Fame--Ted Pirucki, Adam Wy- socki, and James Follas for their work in managing the intra-mu- rals. And to the Hall of Oblivion- Students who use the telephones too freely. . t - If all the relief bills introduced in legislative bodies were laid end to end, it would bea relief. Now we can pull cracks about our lizzies missing on all eight. Too many of our seniors grad- uate 1n an E sy manner. l il I Simile--As spent as last week's. We nominate to the Hall of 5 J ARE YoU A FAILURE? I ERHAPS you have wondered what happens to students, espe- cially seniors, who fail in from three to nve courses of study. At Ash Park High School, Asbury Park, New Jersey, forty pupils were forced to drop school because of their indifference to their studies causing them to fail in three to five courses. A school oflicial of Asbury Park stated that, these students are wasting their time, their teachers' time and the taxpayers' money. Student indifference is probably one of the greatest factors in frequent failures. People are always trying futilely to get some- thing for nothing, but let us repeat again you can get no more out of a course of study than the effort and time put into it. From statistics obtained by the grades of last quarter, thirty- iive Woodward students would be aH'ected by the adoption of the above mentioned policy: six freshmen boys, three freshmen girlsg eight sophomore boys, one sophomore girl, nine junior boys, seven junior girls, and one senior boy. 1 A REWARD TO THE WORTHY ONE O THE senior student, who, during his four year career in Woodward has contributed so generously that he is considered the outstanding member of his class, will be awarded the Tattler Achievement Cup. This cup is given, not necessarily to the athlete or scholar but to the senior who has become prominent through general participation in school activities. This student will be chosen by a committee of teachers, of which Mr. C. LaRue is chairman. This is the third consecutive year that such an award has been offered. The first winner of this cup, significant of accomplishment achieved through effort and versatility, was Ruth Pfund. Last year's award of the trophy went to Martin Jankowski. Students can render aid to the committee by suggestions of contestants for the cup to the office. ' Who's who Natural blond, tall, slim, and blue eyed, it's just too bad for boys when this senior girl gets .starry eyed. That describes... See next week's Tattler for the cor- rect answer. She's more of an athletic than studious. disposition, seems to prefer brunettes--even in girl friends, is content when she has a bag of potato chips in her hand, or is tripping the light fantastic at some school dance. Her club activities are limited to the Periclean, Booster, and G. A. L. clubs but she played on the championship Periclean basket- ball team and has also played in almost all of the plays this year. Her latest part was in the Senior Play- . . . Last week's interesting subject was Sam Solomon. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tomorrow--Alumni Banquet CWomen's buildingj Thurs. April 14--Pan-Amen ican Celebration tauditori- uml Thurs. April 14--Sophomore Class Meeting Cauditoriuml Fri. April 15--Co-Ed Prom is'ir1S'syml ...m1.1.1.1- Co-Ed Prom To Be Held In Girls' Gym Next Week Jack Spratt and his orchestra will play for the annual Co-ed Prom, masquerade for girls to be held April 15, from 8:30-11:30 in the girls' gym. Tickets may be purchased from any member of the French club at 25 cents or allowance. A r 'two for 35 cents. A I . ' -.N-3 '. if 'A-anv.,fg,3,7gQgf-xxslrwbs. '--gf .iv-mhiglfx gm ' qxiigfmp-gmfffgggg all ,Ln--,., ' ,. . - V W . .z.,. j -..v gs- - Hither And Yon Today is the day of days for a stroll so get your umbrellas and rubbers together dear children as this is the time for rain and snow--Around to Sylvia Cohen's locker to see if she has as yet broken the record of spectacle breaking-nope the pair she is doing away with now is only the third in three months-Have you noticed of late that Mr. H. Phipps has been singing I am a gay Cabellero even though he is in- terested Cor should bel in Latin -Saw the,Pied Piper lately, well it is really Lillian Sheon parad- ing around in the costume she is planning to wear to the Co-ed Prom--Now that the prom is over we see that Louise Korecki and Jean Gasiowski have their heads together and it's about the dress- es they are going to wear here or there--Why Ruth Paisy! don't cry, you'll be a senior some day--Oh here comes William Gorden and I do believe he is the only junior who has not shown me his ring--well come on Willie, give us a squint--Well, we will say good-bye until next week and I will be waiting right here for you. Cecilia Rakowski To Have Lead In In Old Louisiana Cecilia Rakowski will play the leading part in the Operetta In Old Louisiana to be given May 6 in the auditorium. Glenn Crites will portray the leading male role. Others taking parts are Kath- ryn McDonald, LaDonna Phful, Arthur Kaminsky, Bob Bader, Bob Eiseman, John Kalinowski, Marvin Yewey, Miles Booth, and Stanley Cyranowski. ' Mr. Clarence Ball is directing. .x . - ... FLASHESFRUM Two senior girls attending Central have had identically the same schedules all four years. What is even more unusual, be- sides having duplicate schedules they have had duplicate cards. , Eventhoughthe girls are the best of friends they live in opposite directions at the most distant points inToledo, and can not pos- sibly study together.-Centric, Central Hi, Toledo, Ohio. A . U U I ' Dumb--Bill calls his girl Spear- mint. Bell--Why, is she Wrigley? Dumb--No, always after meals. i-Central Hi Record, Sioux City, owa. I Y i Washington bicentennial pro- gram of Central High was brought to a close with a ball which was held in the auditori- um. Old time dances and period costumes were a colorful part of the progam which consisted of, dancing and singing.-Central. High News, Kalamazoo, Mich- igan. 0 O I . A five-year old son awoke at 3 A.M. and said to his mother- Mommy, tell me a story. Hush dear, replied his mother, Papa will be home any hour now and he will tell us both one. -Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. 8 C 0 The fascination of. golf which swept the miniature golf course- craze in 1930 was discovered hundreds of years ago in Scot- land where it attained such popu- larity and interferred so much with other activities that a law,- lasting more than a century was passed prohibiting it.-School Spirit, Evansville, Indiana. . ,..1...-...1.v-.-..- .g . 4 U Ol-gi ORNER Have you heard: ' That pen and word sketches of the Misses Smith and Sheon, have added stimulus to the sale of one of Toledo's daily papers? That Art Smith's wife was visited by Mr. Stork last Thurs- day? It arrived one day ahead of April fool. f That Stanley Wisniewski says the emblem W.A.S. signiies the Has Been Organization? That Morton Milstein's vibra- tions are as regular as Amos n' Andy's broadcast? . T That there are so many cats in New York the inhabitants are baiting the traps withlmice? j . ' Girls Invited To Style Show, Every Woodward girl is invit- ed to attend the Style Show which will beheld at LaSalle and Koch's May 20 starting at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. 1 P Eileen Moore is chairman, of the committee. an x X A i . . 1 -Q-f. ,..:w: - I,'i..f'4.. .,' 1 ,,p. -..- . - ....eAa..1.lL.A A.. X A..n :ha 1 , I .M .,r .I . is. HM:- .RN ' fe '12, 1 K N. ov ol., Z. on .moto Q.. VAQ, .,.ho.-.tn ,,v'. of-.5 ,,K.. 5,1 Moo: :M to :,,,.gf. .Ag , . .xL, .Q 3 :Z N,,k oo, i. s.x-. Foto- .16 of., A. to -I-Y . ,ij .o-'.,y.,.'.,-ol, ,ejii'.f. Luz, o.5?o,.5hM5 : 35.1 I . J ' m,xl ' 'A'- f e s A f. -1 T - ' 2 T1 g ' - 'A g 9 A 'A ., ' il ' 3. '.l5f5i57f'?i3ix ' - E C f 7. ' . ' at .THE WOODWARD TATTLER - r P S ' ' -. A 5 ' Q ' Yi '-,INTER-CLASS TEAMS gGOLF TEAM STARTS GRIDDERS TO START ,-sHARE TOP HONORS BE R FACTS ANNUAL PRACTICE SPRING WORKOUTS Sophs, Juniors, And Seniors 1 Q ' BU-R05m5ERG H. Phipps To Coach Golfers Five First String Men To Be ' 'F.fg.v,3Q e f Win Titles In ' ' ' For Third Consecutive Missing In Initial ' 1' League Art Smith, our versatile gym Year ' Practice A -- ' u t ,b th f th fl , -i -l Sophomore, junior, and senior iinsblollfngfng eggmffribgligg glglgy With the advent of warm Spring training for the 1932 . ,: A , teams divided top honors in two girl last Tuesday. weather, Woodward golfers drag Woodward gridiron squad, gets l Q intra-mural tournaments held , ' ' ' U . out their big' guns and begin under way Monday when all try- qg T ' ,last week. Chix:?:1cs?h?V02ft211febS?1'3'3?:IE1gI1'i' limbering up their arms. The outs for next season's Bears re- . The seniors won the crown of Showp Art Even two Qchirds to temporary spells of warm weath- port to Coach Bevan for practice. fthe inter-class basketball league place .in the finals and then Went er during the winter drew many Bevan will have to find in his X ' after a hard fight with the sophs. ahead to.win the crown. ljlis of Woodward's amateurs out to group of candidates men to re- S' The champs won their Hrst round rewards include an expensivg the golf links for pratice. U place Kudlinski in the backiield if game, defeating the junior team reel' Eegfiralljboxes of bait, an WGOE, Wh1Ch WHS Started 111 and Letke, Michalak, Churskig FH ,22,12, While the sophomores were some S mg jnfis- I 00 Ward three Years 880, has and Harre on the line. There are A . ,ofience Matcinger, won the Alumni 6 l. i 5 burying the freshmen under a 27-1 score. In the second round the -juniors swamped the freshmen 32-3, and the seniors nosed out the sophomores in the champion- ship game 10-9. Szczygiel, scored all the winning team's points. .With the champions were Szczygiel, Szelagowski, Pacer, Kryzanowski, Bowers, and Letke. ,The first four were members of -the Machine shop team, club champs. ' V Juniors won the goal shooting tournament from the seniors, 44-40, in the playoif after the two teams were tied at the end of their first tries at 38 all. Sopho- mores were third with 34 and freshman last with 28. Pluto of the sophs and Rosenberg of the juniors were high with 14 points each. Members of the winning team were Michalak, Margy, Bor- chardt, Rosenberg, and Zycho- wicz. ' In the foul shooting held earlier in the week the sophomore five with Kosyder, Kubacki, Swader, Pulto and Goldyn won with 31 out- of 50 shots. Seniors were second with 22, juniors, third with 20, and freshmen fourth with 15. Senior Hi-Y Defeats M. S., ' Polish Knights For Title -Senior Hi-Y won the club hand- ball championship of the intra- mural leagues' Tuesday when it defeated the Polish Knights in .the play-of for the title. The score 15-7 . ' ' -The Hi-Y team, with Jack Loc- kert and Emil Owczarzak play- ing, won the crown of the Ameri- can league by defeating the Machine Shop, winners of three revious tournaments, and fol- ljowed it up by their victory over the National league champs. With the Polish Knights were Kalinowski and Bowers. ' Machine S h o p, American runners-up, defeated then' Pica club, second place winners in the National, in the play-off for the third and fourth places. ' Hail The Winners! -Team two, captained by Flor- inembership race securing fifty- eight new members. Steak roast will be given to the winners by Virginia Netz's team, which en- rolled fifty-three members. Q-1'i.A . '- -..'. ,Y , .,, , A -',j1,,,-',,,- . . 'fr -- 1'-331' .QQ 4 S f ' ' E 5 2' J!-.N:.afi-afsli-Silaitaga' - Fred Weisberg, Woodward star of last year, was chosen a mem- ber of the all Ohio team in the State Jewish tourney held last week. The J. E. L.'s with Freddy as a member, ended runner-up to the winners. Abe Yourist, an- other Bear star of a few years back, refereed all games. Tattler staif oifers its sincerest condolence to the Machine Shop on their recent loss of a hand- ball game. . at ' Reward: A good meal any lunch hour for the capture of Jim Nazium, dead or alive, for calling me Menne the Moocher. Russell Menne. Girls' Gym Gists Tennis practice will commence Monday, April 11. Tournament games will be played by repre- sentatives of.int:'a-mural teams. In the demonstration to be held April 28, the freshmen will play the sophomores, and the juniors will battle with the sen- iors for winning points in volley- ball, hit-pin base-ball, deck tennis, shuflleboard, paddle tennis, high jumping, andinfoiil sliooting. ' Have you seen Miss Cornwell's new bob? She's confessed that she's saving her curls so that she might give themito her boy friend. U Basket-ball practice has kept the girls in the intra-mural teams busy this week. Tournament play starts April 18 so as not to coniiict with tennis. Depression is over. Miss C. McClure is sporting a new pair of gym shoes. Who said we're hoarding. Eighty-Four Boys Answer Call At Football Meeting Eighty-four boys answered Coach Bevan's call for candidates to Woodward's football team of 1932, at an assembly held in room 230, last Monday. Among the try- outs were many regulars of last year's squad. No active training will be held until Monday, April 11: , K4 I 1 ' v been increas- ing steadily as a popular sport here. Although we have never s e r i o u s l y threatened the golf champion- ship ofthe city, every y e a r . finds an out- standing indi- Phipps vidual player leaving our school. Last year Ralph Gale, captain of the team, was tied for second place honors at the Northwest- ern Track and Field meet and was rewarded with a trip to the State matches at Columbus. Ber- nard Fetzer, school champion of 1930, is now a professional at a Cleveland golf course. ' Mr. H. Phipps, who has coach- ed the team these last three years, and is an exceptionally fine golfer, is a well known member of the Highland Meadows golf c u . ..,i-.1-.. Woodward Students Cop 2 Championships At T.N.A. Two teams composed of Wood- ward students won the basketball championships of their respec- tive leagues at the Toledo News- boys Association. The Wildcats, winners of the junior league is made up entirely of students going to Woodward. Stanley Bialecki is captain of the team with Walter Lopinski, Frank Goldyn, Leonard Kubicki, Frank Michalak, Ed Roman, and Henry Staniszewski as his teammates. Woodward students on the North Toledo Ads, champions of the senior league, are Max Michalak, Frank Kataiiasz, Ray Woodfil, and Ed Gasiorowski. Each member of the winning teams was given a gold basket- ball as his award. V Sixteen Teams Entered In Inter-club Indoor League Machine Shop nine will defend the laurels which they won last year, when the 1932 intra mural indoor schedule opens Monday, at 2:45 P.M. Sixteen clubs and groups have entered teams into competition of the two leagues, American and National. Art Smith and Homer Hanham, boys' gym instructors, are in charge of the schedules. , S . eighteen returning from the first -'gift two squads of last year, eight of , them for backfield positions. Experienced players returning for the backfield are Friedman, Szczepanik, DeShetler, Reichlin, Kokocinski, Boyd, Collins, and Muar. Kataiiasz, Kraft, and Freeman are coming back for end positions. At tackles Bevan has Callahan and Oehlers. Szelagowski, McFarland and Kelly should take the guard spots while Malaska is back for center. Zarembski is a utility man and can be used either in the back- field or at center. Outdoor Trackmen Report For Spring Cinder Session Large turnout has reported for outdoor track practice under the direction of Art Smith and Ho- mer Hanham. ,o . Tryouts are working out each night on the Woodward track. Ralph Bradley, Woodie DeShet- ler, Joe Friedman, Ray Wolford, Frank Letke, Vic Morris, stars on the indoor squads are out for pla- ces on the outdoor team. The 'first meet is with Waite next Wednesday. G. A. L. Discuss Plans For ' Gym Demonstration Here At the G. A.L. meeting held Wednesday April 6, in the audi- torium, further plans were dis- cussed for the girls? demonstra- tion. ' Two girls from each class will lead the cheers for their respec- tive classes. Gertrude Swantek and Dorothy Baumgardner were- il chosen to represent the seniorsg Phyllis Netz and Dorothy Smo- linski, the juniorsg Jean Clifton and Mary Kowalec, the sopho- moresg while the freshman will be led by Leona Wielinski and Lucy Stipes. Woodward Track Team To Meet Waite In Dual Affair Woodward track squad will en- gage in its third dual meet of the year next Wednesday when it school. ' U This will be the first outdoor meet of the year for the Wood- ward team. The two schools tied for fourth in the Y.M.C.A. relays and there should be some inter- esting competition. -. ' ' ' ' 1 E --Q x of.. X3 ' A . .X 1 7 J ' H f -V, . , - ' I ' 1' X l'f'li yf Wi L ig:af+.-'-'fffr -, '-2-.-f ff Qi -.Q .1 5 fi 5 I 1-N' . 2? 'f if: 13' is .L zgf il'-5 tif..C'W5l'S1fg,,j! 'Kult' 'xx 'Z -Q W ' A S ' 'f N41 V l i . s Y 51 K L. 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Miller, Mr. V. Alberstett, Mr. R. Lowry, Mr. P. Dunsmore, and Mr. R. Sheline complete the committee. Any suggestions or choices for the outstanding senior of the 1932 class must be turned in to Mr. LaRue's ofiice very soon. Ruth Pfund, 1930, and Martin Jankowski, 1931, are the only holders at present of the Tattler Achievement cups. Doctor Weekes Speaks At Vocational Guidance Meet The three R's are not impor- tant as ends in themselves, but as means to an end-the end be- ing the making of a true man or women, was the statement made by Dr. B. Weekes, at the Voca- tional Guidance talk, Monday. Miss Irma Noonan, the second speaker on the program, stressed the fact that advertising is an art, and in order to sell an article to the public by means of advertis- ing one must park his personality, orbelse park himself in another jo . - Speakers next week will in- clude Miss Jessie Welles, librari- an, and Miss Mary Huggins, musician. Senior and junior girls are urged to attend these meetings. Moving Picture Profits Used To Purchase Piano Using the proceeds of the moving picture receipts, the sophomore class purchased a piano for the auditorium. The show netted a profit of S8-3.70. The piano was delivered Wednesday morning. The sophomore class and teachers wish to thank the student body for its coopera- tion and support of sophomore affairs. Electrical Society Tries Novel Method Of Meeting A novel method of holding a club meeting was tried by the Electrical Society, when they held their regular meeting Wed- nesday. The meeting was di- rected through the radio from the stadium by Glen Merriam, president of the club. Static, which was caused by bad weath- er and joints in the wire, greatly hampered the success of the project. Ruth Ramlow, my dears, is a bold little lass Who attends school meetings when they're during class. 1 ADVANCED DRAWING A 'ro BE EXHIBITED Mr. Rohr's Classes To Have Charge Of Display Case Advanced Engineering Draw- ing will be exhibited next week in the Tattler-Display case by Mr. W. Rohr and students in the structure, mechanical drawing, Architecture, and descriptive geometry classes. Details in structure drawing by Vincent Strohm, and a drawing of Mr. R. Lowry's summer home by Elson Erler will be theiout- standing features of the exhibi- tion. ' Few plats in descriptive geome- try drawn by Abe Brandman, Ralph Bradley, Hobert Went- worth, Richard Eckert, Lawrence Krulikowski, Authur Weildy, andWalter Cuzynski will also be shown. Deadline Flashes Mr. Thomae's machine shop classes are making horse whips for the hobby horses given to various charity instutions by Woodward.Next thing you know, the 'll be makin Hshin rods y , s g for desert shieks. 1 s Q The little girl who we used to know as Nadine Kaplan back in 1930 became Mrs. Nadine Kaplan Politizer, of Detroit, Michigan, last Sunday. Congrats, Mrs. Politizer. Everything from soup to nuts, including Scandinavian, are being sold mythically, by Mr. V. R. Alberstett's salesmanship classes. I i I Saga salesmen reached the height of something or other, Tuesday, when Lillian Sheon gave one of them a check for fifty-eight cents in payment for her yearbook. I i l Of the seventy-five students getting out e a rl y on work permits, we learn that twenty- four are freshmen, twenty-two, sophomores, eighteen, seniors, and ten, junior . Q I O Two more of our junior girls have gone in for name changing. Tessie Krzymiuski has had her n a m e changed to Krimmins, while Lucille Karanowski is call- ing herself lVIissgBaron. Ever striving to learn, we discover that rattle snakes are not poisonous, they're venomous, Nothing is sold at auction, itis sold 'by auction. Caskets are for jewels, coflins for dead people. Milton Zimmerman has de- cided to give up golf because he can't aEord to buy an adding machine to count up his score. . QL - . A .,,t.....:x-a.a-sf ,gal ,,:.-An..- Torch Light U Under The Tattler Mr. E. R. Rike 'iWhoa, there Mr. E. R. Rike, may I interview you? While Mr. Rike was busily en- gaged in winding his Ingersoll watch, he told some deep dark secrets. Here's one that isn't a secret. He was a star football player at Ohio Wesleyan Uni- versity. Mr. Rike's hobby is apple pie and ice cream. In his spare time he worries about the Peiuper club, which he advises. Oh, but the seniors can take care of themselves. It's only the sopho- mores who must be told 'Get busy'. Red neckties fChristmas Pres- entsl are his chief delight in clothing. Sure enough, he was wearing a bright red tie. Let's not keep this well liked teacher any longer. His class is eagerly awaiting him to uphold 'his reputation as a humorist. POLA BAER fEd. Note-Due to the possible increase in postage rates, Miss Pola Baer advises you to get your letters in to her immediately. We consider this the best piece of advice she has ever given.J Dear Miss Baer, Why is it that Dorothy Philips cannot go any place in the school without her bodyguard Cabout sixl? p ' Inquisitive Friend. Dear Inquirer, She was told that she is a striking blonde, and she is afraid someone might strike back at her? Pola. F 8 i Dear Pola, Why are Blondie Cyzewski, Claire Kendziora, and Antie Adams such intimate friends? Freshie. Dear Freshman, I can't read your writting. Did you say intimate friends or in- mate fiends? Pola Baer. 8 W ll Dear Pola Baer, Is it true that Violet Miller's Ideal is Bill Reeves? Wondering Fem. My dear Feminine, Probably. Violet likes the straight and narrow. Miss Baer. PULSAPALOOSA HI K HOLDS SENIOR PROM Gossiper Works Racket On Junior, Senior Supervisor Gosh, Mr. Dunsmore, says the Tattler Gossip Seeker who is involuntarily keeping the s u p e r v i s o r company, that Senior-Prom was a swell affair. Sorta' reminds me of the dance the Pulsapaloosa high school put on. It was supposed to be a Senior Prom, but both members of the class were boys, so they called it the 'School Squabblef No one knew -how to spell 'senior' anyhow. The dance was held in a barn that was as weak as seven days. Music was furnished by a three pieced orchestra, a drum and two drumsticks. Of course there was the tuba player, but he was so wrapped up in his work no one noticed him. The leader couldn't even read a love note. The music was so slow, the owls went to sleep. - i'There was round and square dancing. The dancers would whirl round and bump square into you. i'The iioor was small, but that didn't make any difference be-I cause everyone was up in the hayloft sitting the dances out. Three people were evicted for indecent dancing when they developed an itch from the hay. Art Gum was the best dancer in the crowd, but he didn't waltz. He was a gigolo and could only two-time. There was almost a riot when two 'stags' got their horns mixed. r The dance broke up at 8:30 so the the cows could get their sleep. After the--- For the love of mikef' Mr. Dunsmore screeches, Get out of here!!!! Next time you serve a penalty, you'll stay with Miss Miller. - The Gossiper gets. D ' Well, he who breaks the vio- lin, must pay the fiddler, says the supervisor, putting on the smile that makes Co-eds wish he was the girls' supervisor, and canceling two of the Seeker's penalty sessions. ' Industrial Art Students To Visit Detroit Plants Engineering society is sponsor- ing the annual Ford plant visit to Detroit, which will take place April 18 under the direction of Mr. Leibold, general secretary to Mr. Ford. An invitation has been extended to the Waite High Engineering society and any Woodward boy taking industrial arts subject. p Buses will leave Woodward at 8:30 A.M. High points of the trip are a visit to the Ford airport, Greenville village, and the main plant of Ford factory. Mr. W. F. Rohr, A. R. Bitter, and O. M. Thompsom will accompany the pupils on the excursions ' N K A 'Constantly, Consistently Constructive J Z -Q Vol. IV Toledo, Ohio, April 15, 1932 No. 27 TEMPORARY STUDENT C0-ED PROM TO BE APPLESAUCE TO BE WOODWARD FACULTY COUNCIL IS STARTED Class Cabinets and Advisers Choose Fourteen As Heads Fourteen students composing a temporary student council for Woodward were selected by class cabinets and advisers at a meet- ing this week. Ruth Glow, Elsie Frautschi, Philip Hoag, and Wil- liam Hullenkremer, have been chosen as senior representatives. The four juniors selected are Katherine Jackman, Lois Hotz, Arthur Kaminsky, and William Rosenberg. Carl Polcyn, Carl Corthell, and Ruth Ramlow will represent the sophomore class. Freshman coun- cil delegates are Mary Ellen Mertz, Marjorie Corthell, and Richard Peas. Approximately two hundred names were placed in the box in front of 216 showing a fair student interest in a council for Woodward. This- group will be in effect for the rest of this semester and next fall until a regular council is selected. Work on important projects will be planned and a committee system perfected. A meeting of these representatives will be held next week in Mr. Philo Dunsmore's room. Tattler Staff on behalf of the student body offers condolence to Mr. and Mrs. Art Smith for the recent bereavement in the death of their infant daughter. Mrs. J. H. Beatty To Speak At Next Guidance Meeting The fact that libraries are not yet recognized as important in every day lite makes it quite evi- dent that in the very near future, a large field of work will be open to every girl interested in libra- ry work, was particularly stressed by Miss Jessie Welles at the Vocational Guidance meeting, held Monday, April 11, in room 219. On Monday, April 18, Mrs. J. H. Beatty, will speak on the work of the personnel director. Description of the field of work in the a doctor's office and the opportunities for advancement of feminine physicians, will be given by Dr. Josephine Carr. Bookland Bender Is Success Net proceeds from the Book- land Bender, matinee dance, giv- en by the L i b r a r y association, April 7, ammounted to 322. 00. Anna Marie Evans, Mary Trigg, Florence Schindler, Ruth Blum, and Alice Rupli were in charge. . HELD IN GIRLS GYM French Club To Hold Annual Boyless Frolic Tonight Tonight under a sky of blue and twinkling silver stars, among castles in fairy land, the fourth annual feminine mas- querade, Co-ed Prom, will be held in the girls' gym from 8:30 to 11:30. P. M. Jack Spratt and his orchestra will play for dancing. Prizes will be awarded to the couple and also singles wearing the prettiest, funniest, and most unique costumes. The fairy-land scheme will be carried out in the floor show. Souvenirs and re- freshments will be served during the intermission. Miss Mary Ward, Miss Cather- ine McClure, Miss Marie Doering Mrs. M. Curtis, Miss Anne G. Wetterman, Miss Grace Cronk,l Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Edna McLaughlin Miss Hannah Shaw, Miss June Anderson, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Mary Dwyer, Mrs. T. Curtis, Miss Bertha Bishop, Miss Mary Cady, and Miss Louise Tippett will chaperon the co-eds. The committee in charge of the arrangements are Nellie Flaum, Marie Swaya, Norma Flaum, Pauline Zaremski, and Ruth Kimmelman, members of the French club, which is spon- soring the affair. Miss Adrienne Curtis is adviser. of the club. Tickets are twenty-five single and thirty-five cents double. Committee Heads Selected For Annual Soph Strut Plans are being made for the annual Soph Strut, an event of Friday, May 13. Mae McKnight, assisted by Ethel Dull and Lloyd Smith, is general chairman. Other committee heads are Ruth Ramlow, Virginia McVay, Isabelle Larrow, Alvinia Piesie- wicz, Robert Ridenour, Frank Siadak, Kenneth Never, Ursula Dugice, Ladonna Pfuhl, and Irene Kaszmarek. PRESENTED APRIL 22 Roberta Dumonte And Robert Bader To Have Leads Leading roles in the Junior class play Applesauce, to be presented April 22, in the audit- orium, will be portrayed by Rob- erta DuMonte, and Robert Bad- er who enact the parts of Hazel Robinson and Bill McAllister. ' The production visualizes spar- kling American home life, its hap- piness and strife. Robert Bader, cast as Bill McAllister, will be seen as a typical American youth, who laughs and jokes his way through life. Hazel Robinson, en- acted by Roberta .DuMonte, is a young American girl, skeptical as to marrying a penniless man whom she loves, or a rich man who will care for her in a fine manner for the rest of her days. Other roles will be taken by Lilian Greenberg, Ann Ein, Robert Eiseman, James Nassar, and Marvin Trattner. Production is under the di- rection of Miss Anne G. Wetter- man. . I Tattler offers its sincerest sym- pathy to the family and friends of Jerome Sieczkowski, '31, who died Tuesday, April 12, at his home, 433 Dexter street, after two months illness. Tattler To Use Fourth Hour Circulation Again Fourth hour distribution will again be used by the Tattler in the next subscription campaign April 18-21. In a recent vote taken in home rooms the fourth hour system was greatly preferred to the eighth hour locker distribu- tion. . This campaign will be the last one this year and an endeavor will be made to make it the most successful. Subscriptions will be taken as usual in fourth hour classes for ten cents. DO YOUR SHARE! T might be due to the so-called depression, but it seems the aim of the school this year is to give everybody his money's worth. Never in the history of Woodward have the contributions to the Community Chest spelled enjoyment to those students who contribute. Although charity organizations teach one that joy is found not in the receiving but the giving, still we find that giving and receiving also tends to make one joyful. For the sum of fifteen cents, students may enjoy themselves at either the movie or dance, which is to beheld Tuesday, April 19. Added to the amusement to be found inthese two entertainments, is the fact that money derived from this affair will go directly into the coffers of the Community Chest Fund. Let's reach Woodward's quota! ' . MANAEE-IBRESIGNS C. Meek, R. Bevan To Divide Duties Of Former Manager Resignation of Mr. R. F. Lowry as Woodward faculty manager has effected a change in the ath- letic personnel of this school. Contrary to other reports there has been no one man appointed to replace Mr. Lowry in his posi- tion. His work will be divided members of the Athletic Board, Mr. C. M. Meek and Coach Rollie Bevan, with nei- ther holding the title of faculty ma- nager. Mr. Meek, at present secretary- treasurer of the between two 'Athletic Board, will have charge of the sale of tickets and of the grounds and seating arrange- ments. Mr. Bevan. who retains his position as head coach of football, basketball, and baseball, Continued on page 8 May Festival To Be Given In New Civic Auditorium All combined high school glee clubs, bands, and orchestras will present a May Festival in the Civic auditorium, May 12, at 3:00. The auditorium seats 5000 people. This festival is being given under the auspices of the Toledo Blade. Committee in charge of the Woodward Glee club includes Evelyn Hamilton, Catherine Smith, and Harold Coger. All Friendship Club Girls 1 To Hold Annual Banquet Annual Friendship club ban- quet of all the high Schools will be held April 18, at 6:15 at the Y.W.C.A. Helen Sautter has charge of tickets, Marie Schwab, devotionals. Girls of Woodward will participate in the Pageant Conference of Geneva. Isabella Wichelm, president of Inter-club council, will be mistress of cere- monies. Senior Banquet Postponed In order to present Sagas at the night of the Senior banquet, which will be held in the Blue- Room at LaSalles and Koch's the agair has been postponed to May Operetta Chosen Woodward Glee Club with the assistance of Mr. Clarence Ball has chosen the Operetta In Old Louisana to be given May 6th in the auditorium. --w ---- 1 - is .,-. : .1-, .,., . '-rgmw - .. ,:.4-mlm .1-smfrgj -,, , t ,Y-,.:': -' , ,, , , 'l , ,. -t ,rw-Q -q.-nga,-Li., ,-3,5 'gr-sig: -qs'3xE3Q'5-ffj,,'5g-waxy-a'g3s'5 .-'gs-gr-Q. . 5. by ,Q-egfE5j.Ff --:rff . T ff 5.-i--5, T---'iff-il:ey.51 ,m, gig?-wf, ,Q ' 1'r:',4 f L-gg -gif-.1--,AA 5 - - s wif i --i.. 1 3:11 f ,. , gg. 5. ,.F'W., , .. . , . . -i.. . ..., , , ,sgs.-,jxqxpt F. 3-AY fx-Ss'.g-sp1'YQ3ig 1'-fff -- - .- TQ , - :Q -K - g. .V -'Q -, -.Y ,Q j , 5 f it A 1 K ' f ra x I . -.l X - - A' - Yr Q THE WOODWARD TATTLER I ' ..-.., pp, --v ,. , .. me -. v, J.. V- 1 iw.- . r, , ... . .a - mslwoonwnm TA'l'l'LER P ll L ' 'ill . . FLASHES FROM FRIENDS' . C el' ue. . Pglalglzilligli 2llI3cg111Zg1gI?lg:dtgElll5,rg,clc?5,1g?g1 L Tattler exchan e editor ire-S lg C oo Ce BY Mr' LaRue ceived April fool isgsues of many X l Newspaper i:'12X 7F:i'k Member ' Xgfiisssnslw I TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor .........,., William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ....... ............. D orothy Shore Exchange ....... .................. R uth Dorf Display ............... . ............... Alberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry ................................., Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ........ .M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce t S Julia Lubit TYPiS S 2 Gertrude Blumenield 0 Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow A Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosegiary Wietrzykowski Members of the Slalh hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery - ...... 1 a S51 Cr' . ITH edit DITIJR ' At this time of the year, we Woodwardites find ourselves ex- posed to that dreaded bug, the spring fever. When one finds himself thinking ofthe outdoors, swimming, baseball, tennis, and lemonade, he has spring fever. When the voice of the teacher becomes a monotone and the printed page becomes a blur then lge too has been affected by the ug. The disease itself is not bad. There is no sickening feeling, insomnia, or pain, as a matter of fact it is a very comfortable sensation to be fioating on air to the rhythm of a far away voice. -But the faculty never contracts spring fever. They go on with assignments, lessons, and lectures like something in- human. Thus when we ind our- selves cured we also discover that we are heads over heels in work. So it is best-to take the sulphur and molasses like a man and do all we can to avoid spring fever. it is t We Nominate to the Hall of Fame--The Saga staff for its hard, unheralded work on the yearbook. 8 0 O . And to the Hall of Oblivion- The gym students who have to screech, whistle, and yell as they run through the corridors out to Wilson park. I I I Simile-As out of place as a baker in a breadline. N . The Depression is now blamed for all that goes . amiss. It has become a convenient excuse for everything from failing to pay taxes. to staying out late at night. 1 In the final analysis X, which flesh is heir. it IS the cause of all the ills to There are of course grave dangers in periods of this kind, but the gravest of all are sometimes not thought of. We in America have for so many years so .closely associated success and happiness with money that our vision has become blinded to many of the really worth while things of life. It is so very easy to let our spirits droop as our money dwindles away. However, friendships are just as fine, the air is just as pure and sweet, the birds are making the same melodies, and the beauties of the sky, trees, flowers, lakes, and rivers may .be enjoyed now just as fully as at any time in the past. Let us imbibe at least a little of the philosophy of the poet, Robert Browning, who said: ' I :find earth not gray but rosy Heaven not grim but fair of hue. Do I stoop? I pluck a posy. Do I stand and stare? All's blue. i CLUBS AID CHEST DRIVE SHORT time ago the clubs of Woodward High School intro- duced the idea of raising our quota for the Community Chest by giving a dance and moving picture. So far this year all the entertainments have been put on by clubs and classes as money- making propositions to benefit themselves only, and have been very successful. This charity entertainment should be patronized by every loyal Woodward student. The Tattler hopes that it will be a big success and takes this opportunity to compliment the clubs and rinldivgluals pargcgaatingf 1 , e i ea is goo , ut is 0 no va ue and cannot succeed ' - out the backing of the student body. with Who's Who Returning from d i g n i fie d seniors like Dorothy Phillips, our next quest is a sweet demure sophomore girl. Although not elected to hold the sophomore class ofiice she sought, she assists with impor- tant duties. The Fasces club and Girls' Athletic League claim her membership. Very studious, indeed, is she, for her card shows all A's. Be- sides studying, this prospective schoolmarm shows a liking for the color blue and loves to dance. In her first hour class where she is known as Juliet, there are just' scores of Romeos. Eve feet two, eyes of blue, does anybody know this girl so true? , FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tciniglit---C, o - E d P r o m gir s' gym Mon. April 18-Girls' basket- ball tournament begins Tues. April 19-Peiuper-Senior Hi-Y club movie Three Sisters -17th and 8th hoursl Tues. April 19--Inter Club Council Dance--12:30 to 5:00l Hither And Yon UD and down, 'round and 'round we go--just like riding the chutes as we amble around our halls--Wonder what's wrong with Noel Kiefer and La Verne Sauter, thay look so dreamy but you all know In the spring-- Have you noticed the lovely red ties Mr. Lowry and Mr. Gerber have been wearing--here's a secret, shl1,it's so we will pay attention, slick idea-eh what!! Say look out willya-James Moll has been acting as go--between for Ruth Ramlow and Donald McFerren since they aren't on speaking terms--and does he take those corners--Spring is here we are sure as We go into room 127 and Joe Stone is ex- plaining that he can't study cause a fly is bothering him--use a Physics book on it, J oe--Oh you Seniors, hereis a new one--Alfred Samborn explains as he is mak- ing out his choice card that he gets spots before his eyes when he studies geometry so he bet- ter not take it--Well it's just a- bout enough of this so we'd bet- ter scramble. Girls Visit Clinic Two girls from each Home Nursing Class will visit the To- hues and shades from various schools. Among them are , the Scribe News, from Oakland, Cali- forniag Orange and Black from Waterloo, Iowa, Black and Blue, from Savanna, Georgia, and Krazy Krystal from Libbey high, of Toledo. . B a . Dunbar High introduced a new system by which no girl is ex- cused from Physical Education. If illness makes it impossible for a girl to take gym, she is enrolled. in a course of hygiene.--Dunbar Observer, Washington, D. C. I v. An automatic telephone-am swering plan which employs the device now used for making per- sonal phonograph records has been announced by the Sound Engineering Corporation. - When the telephone rings, an automatic arm removes the re- ceiver from the hook and the message is recorded on a tiny record. When you come home you simply start the phonograph. -Ohio Wesleyan Transcript, Delaware, Ohio. - Jones: Will you read the next sentence? , Harned: A girl was walking down the street in a two-piece bathing suit. Jones: How would you punctu- ate it? . Harned: I'd make a dash after the girl.-The Scarlet Parrot, Bowling Green, Ohio. ' i CResults are published from a call for student poetic contribu- tions. These responses were written by members of the eighth hour newswriting class. More contributions will be apprec- iated.J He rose from his seat in confusion, His face was violently red. He'd dozed in his class as usual And he talked in his sleep, it is said. 'I --Jean Clifton. She asked me to write a feature. I sat and racked my brain. ' In such a story I do not glory, How do reporters stand the strain? -Jean Clifton. She was half around the diamond. Her teammates were shouting, Don't fall! But the funniest part of all was That she hadn't hit the ball. -lvlargaret Williams. These fragments were also taken from the copy paper of some of the less .successful cubs. From Miss Rutan's room I 1 We heard a scream In And when we went to see- C h legloi Veglierezg Disease Clinic, . fllflarian Kerwin' ongress es wit t e tax e nes ay pri 20 at 10:00. - R bills, but refuses to let us enjoy Miss Hagel Coy is, in charge Alglgigxht fggegog the music. of the nursing department. . In P 1 P -Margaret Williams. . in .,-'if-,a1-et' flak . 4 1' 3' Kg...-. in EI-Ienry Staniszewski Winner t mana ers of 'Z'5.'g-fX-5-54-gwknl. 2' z,- - lf' -,' 'i it-z .QL 1. .if li 1.2 'mmgahlls lr. ' THE wOoD 'TATTLER' F - . -, pig- --'-13.55, . KV 'SOPI-IOMORE WINS 7 4- FOUL-SHOOT . MEET 1 9' ' i In Contest Sponsored Q' By Tattler Henry Staniszewski, Wood- -ward sophomore, won the boys' foul-shooting crown ofthe school in a contest sponsored by the .Woodward Tattler. A 1932 Saga- Tattler will be his award. Henry's score of 36 good throws out ofa possible 50 was one better than Melvin Antoine, Ted Kosyder, and Stanley Jazwiedki. Tied at 34 were Alex Margy, and Victor Kowalec. QNinety-five boys qualified for the 'semi-finals by making 6 out of 10 tries in the first round. From these .ninety-five, twelve quali- fied for the Hnals with 18 or more baskets in 25 chances. John Steinmetz sank 45 foul tosses to lead the field by a big margin but was ineligible for the prize because he is a member of the Tattler eighth hour news- writing class. John Kalinowski, Whose 31 was the only other score above thirty, was also in- eligible for the Same reason. The other Scores of the first twelve were Dan Slawski and Donald Dix, 27, Chester Stazelecki, 24g and Gordon McIntosh, 21. Because of the activities in the girls' gym, there was no contest held for girls. Woodward Boys Invited To Last Gunck Jay Dee Meet 'J Woodward football and Senior boy were invited to attend the last meeting ofthe Gunck Jay Dee Club held yesterday in the News Boys Building. A ' Guest speaker was Mr. Jimmie Nicholson, head football coach of .Toledo University. . Faculty Manager Resigns . Continued from page 1 will be in direct charge of the drawing up of schedules and the hiring of offi- cials. Both will a tote n d meet- ings ofthe facul- Y E the city and the W O o d w a r d vote will be de- p O s i t e d be- tween them. -fIt is not yet 'certainwhether Mr- Bevan . Mr. Lowry will return to Wood- ward next year as instructor of senior English. His resignation 'as faculty manager was brought about because of various duties as department head of English here a n d instructor of night classes at Toledo University. Another member to replace him onthe Athletic Board will not be elected until the regular election ofmembers of the athletic board Cin' May. g1 Other members on the board of control are Mr. P. Dunsmore, ,Mr. S. B. Crouse, Mr. E. R. Rike, and Mr. C. C. LaRue, chairman oftheiboard. s W 4 5 gf ' ' WARD FUTURE BEARS DROP ', ' TO SENIOR CAGERS Senior Varsity Is Forced To Limit In Close Battle Senior varsity cage players garnered a close 18-15 victory over the quintet that will proba- bly represent Woodward on the court next season. A The future Bears gave a good account of themselves against ... f .-.f the more experienced graduating members s who gave them about B as good a workout as . any of the fives Woodward will t meet . .p f, next year. S m 1 t h'S charity toss gave the ISGHSWI' winners a slim one- point lead at the start of the game, a lead that they kept throughout, 4-3 at the quarter, 6-5 at halftime, and 10-9 at the end of the third quarter. Vic Isenstein led the next- year'S team in scoring with five points. Zimmerman and Randolph Smith tied for the senior scoring honors with six points each. were Vic Isenstein, Stanley Szczepanik, if Bill Reeves, Henry Weinman, Bob Law- son, Howard Smith, and Gifford Mee- To cham. Playing with the seniors were Milt Zimmerman, Russ Tay , Holas, Randolph Smith, and Louis Ziebar. Girls Start Baseball And Tennis In Intra-Murals Girls' intra-mural baseball and tennis commenced Wednesday, April 14. Complete schedule of the games may be found in the gym Office. N - Baseball will be officiated by the girls in the Leaders' class. Ziebar lor Ted , :r x rms 5 L! s ausossrss .. Maybe the senior-varsity game wasn't such a good idea after all The basketball schedule for next year hasn't even been drawn up, yet our team has already lost its first game. Not a very good start, but--. The foul shooting champion- ship of Woodward ought to go to John Steinmetz. John, who was ineligible for the prize, sank 45 out of 50 shots in the Tattler con- test. Besides this, he won the Newsboys' tourney with 23 in 25 tosses, and was high in the inter- club competition with 9 out of 10 tries. Q t Bennie Wexler won the city amateur wrestling championship in the 115 pound division, Tues- day night at the Y.M.C.A. Bennie also holds 'the Newsboys' wrest- ling crown in. tlreir division. Arrangements are being made for a game between Machine Shop, W O o d w a r d inter-club basketball champs, and the win- ners in the basketball race at Scott. The game will be held here with the proceeds going for intra-mural expenses. Reserve Basketballers Are Guests of H. Hanham The Woodward reserve basket- ball squad, composed of Joe Friedman, captain, Henry Swan, Victor Isenstein, Howard Smith, Ralph Michalak, Bob Lawson, Gifford Meecham, Steve Mazuc- howski, Leo Prybtrski, was hon- ored with a chicken dinner by Homer Hanham, coach of the team, as a reward for copping the city reserve championship. After the dinner which was held at the home of Homer Hanham, the team attended a theatre party held at the Ohio theatre, through the courtesy of Jack O'Connel, manager ofthe theatre. WOODWARDITES ON CHAMP TEAMS E. L. 'S and Eddie Collins Five, independent basketball teams composed of Woodward students, won championships in their respective classes, at the annual basketball tournament spon- sored by the Y. M. C. A. . The J. E. L. 'S playing under the name of Kum Rite Inns, at- tained the title in the C division, when they overcame a big first quarter lead, opened an offensive of their own, which placed them in the lead of 12-9 at halftime, and maintained the advantage throughout, the remaining periods: The final score was 28-22. Sam Solomon was the individual star of, the encounter scoring 14 points. Eddie Collins Five played a consistent brand of basketball to edge out the Defiance Spark Plugs, a quintet of graduated Scott varsity players, to the tune of 18-16. The Collins' went into the lead at the outset, and never relinquished the margin. The team played well as an aggregation, with no individual honors. Players on both teams will be awarded medals. The J .E.L.'s lineup wasg H. Weinman, S. Soloman, L. Lublin, M. Milstein, D. Hollander, D. O'Desky, and H. Powder and H. Rieman, gradu- ates of 1931. M. Weber is manager of the team. p E. Kococinski, I. Pawlicki, J. Szelagowski, C. Szcyzgiel, iN. Zarembski, and E. Owcarzak comprise the personnel of the Class B . champs. X 'Practically all the boys are associated with intra-mural activ- Uities at Woodward. J , -. 11- ' of .' -p ..,..J:, ..lrQf3am.s'fe' .fmt ....'ff312ssrsL:.5 rl flair Rem.. all-'S , ., .,..'..4:n Y Q- N K W K H A T. 1. W' ,wig . , 5 , h. ,mg M .HWY ,., . ,,mE,,..,:,,L,.,,ml ,m . .F ..,t.!,, , S - - .:.l ? .lq ,. slips, 1,5-is Ng-awQ',LW4.f?s7r:f?,?it. , M E . S S-. .. x xg glass . A sr 3,9 .s gg' 1 -I, '1 'ff,',Rj?-:MQ .twi g 1'-E .,- 5, ff . K .1--QQ, .A stiff dit 5-s2 xg+-Q ti -lt'..f,ggj,?Q+,.gQ,1qr'-,f-5 ,'2,fw2a' -'-f'f.EQ--I fin -f'k3.,'if'lH1,g1'?i-.5 . f gal.-.5 iff. '-,-.'fsg,gql.,l? .1:-,. jf j-Xkgg H f . l 1 1,8 f -'I ,-. ,:LKi2,.yg:G,k,,, i.v.A,,-U ,ji-.Ix:,!g Eft,wL..E if '--,-5.3 X., -,,.:.!gy:,2-Vx,-34-Ex l,.,x,Ak-,HA ,.., ,jg .4 ,- , .6 , 95,2 ,I ,-3 : ,jk V. K, I :V -,. .Mi E, , K , R xr as 1, ,Q XJ he I. - P- L-f. 1-.fx-L ,w-:--.- 4- -t X , ' X Q , , A ig' I I N Y I 1 W, A I ' X . f X' 'L INTRAMURALS TO - D CONTINUE OUTSIDE Club And Class League Teams Finish All Indoor Tourneys All indoor intra-mural tourna- ments were completed last week in preparation for the start ofthe baseball season. - In the foul-shooting tourney, Wood Shop sank 27 fouls, one more than Commerce club, to win the club crown. Pica club, Junior Hi-Y, and Machine shop tied for third with 24. With the wood shop were Frank and Max Michalak, Zarembski, 'Wozniak, and Katafiasz. Polish Knights took club, honors in the goal shooting with 26 points followed by Machine shop with 24 and Commerce club's 22. Members of the win- ning team were Bowers, Pluto, Kalinowski, Zychowicz, and Kazubiak. A Latin club swamped the Elect- rical club 44-0 to win the shume- board club championship. The Latin team advanced to the finals by defeating Commerce club, 33- 5, while the Electrical club won their right to play by their 28-22 victory over French club. In the playoff for third and fourth pflaces, French beat Commerce 3 -7. ' Juniors, with Jack Lockert and George Schulte playing, won the class handball tourney by a 15-9 win over the freshman team. Seniors were third and Sopho- mores finished last. Class shuffle- board honors went to the Seniors, who defeated the junior team in the finals. Bowers and Kalinowski played with the winners. - LEAGUE MANAGERS 1, MAKENEW RULES A meeting of manager of teams in the American and National intra-mural leagues was held Tuesday, conference hour, in the boys' gym. At the meeting, the following rules for the com- ing season were drawn up. If a team does not have six players by three o'clock, or if a team does not have their men ready to play by three o'clock, the opposing team will receive a forfeit. ' A After two games have been played in each league, a list of men playing on each team must be handed in. After this time, the release of a man must be brought up before the meeting of managers. The signing of new players must also be brought up before the board. f p No new men can be signed after half the regular season has been played. Officials of a league game can- not be associated with the league, in which the teamsare members. .Don't bega living lawn mower. .Ussrthe Slflewalks- - 1 s a fs It It ,X - :'!'!. I I ,sb ' s 'I A rv. ., ' , -.1 .,1l,-,Ag ,r .gr . - lug .sm i .t , ,. I 'S O 'sl Q 'il,.xvX, , , 1 -' USR. D. , lpiif: ' X 5,5 .iii ,K V Q., . .63 - 3.1. - pf 'A : .S i Slfifaf R ' Lil.. '. l 3,35 fri FK lillfig ky, ., X -.my s ...fx ' -5. e -I-as . ,. . ' .L -H v ' wwlxrif ,g Qi'i'g 1-sf i . .- , ,qi . .. Q85 ,. ,4 'Iv H-. :-.I . 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I 4 mr as 4 051 x-L gi 'fi , ALA, sq., Bl . s , J.,-1 ..-mg F' Q v THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER SEVEN FRESHMEN , START FRENCH CLUB New Organization Is Branch Of The Le Cercle Francais Seven freshmen French stu- dents, under the direction of Miss Adrienne C. Curtis, instructor, have organized a club for the study and presentation of French dramatic art. Theiclub is a sub- sidiary of Le Cercle Francais and is known as Les Molieristes. All members are obligated to join the French club when they re- ceive the necessary qualifications. La Surprise d'Isidore, the surprise of Isadore, initial pres- entation of this unique organi- zation, will be presented May 11, in the school auditorium. The admission charge will be ten cents. . Only capable freshmen are permitted to join the club, but all members will remain in the organization until the termina- tion of their careers at Wood- ward. Present members of the club are Virginia Stackowitz, leader ofthe group, Helen Swayag Ruth Leibovitzg Mary Ellen Du- Monteg James Shemasg Philip Weiss, and Sam Schall. 1 Among the newly-organized clubs in Woodward might be included the Blonde QD and Brunette Nonchalants f o r girls only. This organization has its motto Remember the re-Mainesf' Its colors are black and blue, and its theme song is When we're alone. Girls who wish to apply for membership in this famous club may hand in their appli- cations to e i t h e r Crosby, Colombo, or Vallee. Thelma Luttenberger Is Alumni Association Head Thelma Luttenberger was ele- vated from her position of sec- retary-treasurer to that of presi- dent of the Woodward Alumni Association at their election held April 9 at the Women's Building. Arthur Backus succeeds Ruth Pfund as vice president and Orpha Craig will assume the po- sition of secretary-treasurer. John Gallagher is the retiring president. Cabinet will be completed by an executive committee. . All Class Teams To Wear Designated Colors At Meet Senior, juniors, sophomores, freshmen will compete against each other at the girl's gym. The juniors will wear red colors on their suits, seniors blue, sopho- mores, gold, and freshman will be represented by green. Leaders will be dressed in white gym shirts and trunks. Cheerleaders from each class will lead their group in cheers on entering. ART KLAN CARVIN GS FEATURED IN CASE Artists To Enter Soap Work In Procter, Gamble Contest Soap carvings in the Tattler- Display case last week were made by Art Klan members. They will be entered in the Na- tional Procter and Gamble Soap contest. Many prizes will be giv- eu for the best soap composition and workmanship. All figures had to be made of P Sz G soap. Several bars were crushed together and then carved by James Faviz to make the head of Lincoln. Other outstanding models were Pirates and Poise by Marcel Olenderg Wind, by Pauline Wilson, WoodWard's Mascot, by Casimer Klap, Avia- tor, by Lawrence Roberts, and Pelican, by Eleanor Leasor. Deadline Flashes Among his square gear wheels, elipse gears, thingamagigs, and whatnots, Mr. Paul Thomae ex- hibits an ingenious contraption invented for the sole purpose of automatically writing Wood- wardf' It is operated by two brass plates, one of which infiuences the vertical motion and the other, the horizontal movement. Invent an automatic theme wri- ter and you're a made man, Mr. Thomae. Freie Bahn, German club, starts its philanthropying early. The club, organized last semester, has purchased Giorgione's pic- ture, Three Wise Men. It will be hung on the first fioor. A la Winchell---RobertaRiman '28 plans to ankle up the aisle with Dr. Bernard Steinberg, instructor at Toledo University, next June. The couple will do Europe after the ceremony. What we once knew as the Machine Shop organization has been remonikered the Mechanical Club. Maybe that's why they lost the Shuffle board and hand- ball tourneys. George Fraser and Vern Davidson, eminent torch swing- ers fwhatever that may meanj were slightly burned while per- forming at fan night Monday. Ah, that's the price of a career, boys. ,.i-..-...,.i.- Free applesauce will be served in the cafeteria Tues- day first lu n c h hour and Wednes day second hour through the courtesy of Miss Anne G. Wette-rman. The junior girls who will serve are Dorothy Getz, Ruth Dorf, Rosemary Warren, and Dorothy Smolinski. a w x I Torch Light N Under The Tattler j . Lillie Poneman Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you Lillie Poneman, champion hair-putter uper of Woodward. Haven't you noticed her distinctive way of braiding her hair? o I don't know what my hobbies are. Oh, I like dancing and read- ing. Her friends agree that Lillie is an excellent dancer. She admits that she is plain lazy when it comes to athletics. Periclean Literary society, of which she is secretary, is the cen- ter of her extra-curricular activi- ties. Lillie was a member of the student council in her sophomore year and is now a member ofthe Alchemist society. Give me a peanut bar is Lillie's lunch hour war-whoop. She has no favorite color, and likes sport and dress clothes equally well. POLA BAER QEd note--Humph, Pola Baer againll Dear Pola Baer, Why is Jane Staiger always snubbing people? The Snubbed One. I Dear High-hatted, Cause she's snubodies baby now. Pola Baer. Deah Miss Baer, I caught Billy Shames doing a perfectly adorable shimmy yes- terday? Where did he learn it? Gushing Gussy. Gus dear, He learned it from a guy who developed St. Vitus dance on the Stickney avenue car going down Canton Street. EmBaerassed. Grin and Baer it, - VVhere does Fanchon Cooker get all her boy friends? One of Them. Dear One, She makes 'em, kid, she makes 'em. Pola. . Woodward To Offer Two New Subjects Next Year Two new classes will be offered in the course of study at Wood- ward next year. Mr. Lowry will teach American Literature and a course in Current History will be taught by Miss McLaughlin. If enough students are interest- ed there will be a class in chemis- try III, to be taught by Mr. E. L. Clark. CIVIL WAR GOLFER - SPEAKS HIS PIECE Gossiper Iigrgws Self To Woodward Golf Coach Hello, Phipps, how are the golfers getting along, says the Tattler Gossip-seeker, who the teachers recently dubbed Goi- ter because he is a pain in the neck. 'iHic, haec, don't bother, hoc, me. Can't you see l'm busy, answers the eligible Mr. Phipps. The gossiper pays no atten- tion. - I've been playing golf for eight years, ever since I was a freshman. I am a 'civil war' golfer, in, in 61, out, in 64. The place where I played was called Demi-tasse cause it was such a small course. Why everytime I teed off on the thirteenth hole I got my left foot in the sixth hole and my right in the eighteenth. The only place there wasn't any mud was in the sand traps. There were rocks and stones in them. The greens committee had to put up signs so the players could tell the difference between the rough and the fairway. I played with T. Off out here at Ottawa once, and broke sev- entyg twelve spoons, six mashies, one pair glasses, fourteen ribs, seventeen tees, four windows, one neck, two auto windshields, and eight greens rules. T. didn't carry an adding machine around the course, he carried a subtract- ing machine. Why he took so many strokes oE his, when we added up he got a minus four. Mr. H. F. Phipps, patient as ever, walks over to the telephone -a few graceful dials, and he is connected with the office. Hello, Mr. LaRue,i will you please tell the Tattler office that the Gossip seeker is loose again, and ask them to send a couple of huskies to carry him awayf' H. F. Hangs up and walks back to his desk. A few seconds later two gorillas come in, seize the gassing Gossiper and carry him bodily from the room. ' f'Well, remarks the departing Tattler Gossip-seeker, There's no fool like an old fool, unless it's a golfer, I Hia, haec, hoc, answers Mr. Phipps? Home Economics Classes Instructors To Be Guests Miss Blanche Hazelton, Miss Dora Brown, and girls of the Home Economic classes will be guests at the Springtime Frolick, a tea, given at Waite high school by the Home Eco- nomics club, today. p a This provides special oppor- tunity for previous Waite stu- dents to return to their former school. Miss Effie Mallory, head of the Waite Home Economics depart- ment, is in charge. .l.- .. ,lf 'Sal 1 . 1 y . . t . , . X ? M . Constantly, Consistently Constructivei' l - vol. IV 5 T01ed0,ohi0,Apri122, 1932 No. 28 R WOODWARD BAND TO PRESENT CONCERT 'Band To Give First Concert v Of Year In School Auditorium Woodward band will present a concert first hour, Tuesday, April 26, in the auditorium. This will be the second annual school con- cert to be given by this group. Special feature of the program will be a clarinet duet by Norman Laabs and Joseph Andrejewski, and a cornet trio by Lewis Boz- man, Jerry Petrucha, and Jack Bustow. ' The program, directed by Mr. Guy V. Sutphen, is as follows: Stepping Along by Goldman, Selections from Victor I-Iubertf' cornet trio Flirtations by Clark, Overture i'Tancredi by Rossini, clarinet duet Song of the Nests, Overture LeCaid by Adam, Piccolo Pie by Slater and the Woodward school song. Admission price is ten cents. The monev will be used for band equipment. Women In Business Give Girls Vocational Talks Nothing in this world is beauti- ful unless one really understands it, was the opinion expressed by Mrs. Blakemore Godwin, of the Toledo Art Museum, to the as- sembly of junior and senior girls, Monday, April 18, in 216. Dr. Josephine Orr described the wide field of work open to girls in a doctor's office, and the interesting life led by a phy- sician. . Opportunities in a Women's Apparel shop is the s u bj e ct chosen by Miss Bess Barr for the Vocational Guidance talk, Mon- day, April 25. Miss C. Bess Haines will speak on The Letter Shop Business. These two speakers will end the Vocational Guidance meet- ings for this year. Dance Will Be Held As Part 'Of Washington Bicentennial Social Science club, in carrying out the Bicentennial program, will sponsor a Washington Fare- well dance Wednesday after- noon, May 18, from 2:30 to 5:00. The committee in charge of the affair are Marie Swaya, chair- man, Dorothy Shore, Alberta Teall, Pauline Grammer, James Nassar, and Francis Hartnett. . Norma Flaum Is President -Norma Flaum was elected pres- ident of the French club for next year. Position of vice-president is held by William Rosenberg, that of secretary by Lester Skaif, treasurer Pauline Grammer, and reporter Alberta Teall. , n ROBERTA DUMONTE JUNIOR PLAY LEAD Roberta Du Monte Miss DuMonte, feminine lead in the junior play, has had con- siderable experience as an act- ress. She has played in innumer- able church plays and took the title role of the play Lighthouse Nan, given for the Parent Teach- er Association last Wednesday. Girls Are Busy In Sports During Current Semester Games played bythe girls in the intra-mural teams consisted of hit pin baseball, speedball, volleyball, basketball, foul shoot- ing, and shuiiieboard while ten- nis and baseball are being played off until the end of the school -term. Hit pin baseball honors were taken by the senior team, speed- ball honors were divided by the Shooting Stars, Lighting, and the Seniors while Freshman 1 won the volleyball tournament. First place in basketball was taken by the Periclean team, Seniors took the foul shooting honors, andshuiileboard was won by the Friendship club. Fifty points are given to the teams capturing first place, forty for second place, thirty for third place, and ten for fourth place. Fashion Demonstration To Be Presented Next Tuesday An educational fashion demon- stration, under the auspices of Lasalle and Koch's, will be given in the auditorium Tuesday, April 26, 1:45 to 3:00 p. m. by girls in the Senior class. Sophomore, jun- ior, and senior girls of Woodward and, parents and older sisters are . invited. APPLESAUCE TO BE GIVEN HERE TONIGHT Three Act Comedy to be Given By Third Year Students Amusing incidents, rollicking fun, and surprises will usher in the junior class play, Apple- sauce, in the auditorium, 8:15 p. m. tonight. s Leading roles, to be taken by R o b e r t a D u- Monte and Rob- ert Bader, are of the usual lover type characters. Comic p a r t s will be enacted by Robert Eise- man and Ann Ein, as Pa and NMa Robinson. Pa Robinson, throughlthe course-of the play, is seen in an amusing scene, in which he completes an operation of shaving himself on the stage. Many complications arise, and surprise endings are evident. Due to the illness of Miss Anne G. Wetterman, Martin Jan- kowski, Dale Richards, Walter Watson, and Alvin Harris, are completing the directing of this production. sr:-.-:'. .:- g V In -5. jr.: :::,., . 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U Sophomores, juniors, seniors, and their parents are invited to see this showing of appropriate clothes for picnic, banquet, baccalaureate, and graduation. Junior Girl Elected To Lead Periclean Society Dorothy Redman, junior, was elected president ofthe Periclean Literary society for the year 1932- 1933, at the annual election of officers, held Wednesday, April 20. Other officers elected are: Alice Kreft, vice-president, L u c i l le .Wickstrom, recording secretary, Ruth Boehler, treasurer, Lois Hotz, corresponding secretary, Ann Ein, censorg Ann Essak, sergeant-at-arms, and Enid How- enstein, chaplain. X , . CLEAN-UP WEEK TO BE SPONSORED HERE Senior Hy-Y Secures Four Speaker In Novel Idea A new idea in clean-up week, one that stresses cleanliness in speech, living, scholarship, and athletics, will be sponsored dur- ing all of next week by the Woodward Senior Hi-Y club. The week will be known as the 4' 'C's campaign. There will be a mass meeting Monday to inaugurate a week of active campaigning. Speakers have been obtained for each of the four subjects. Dr. R.D. Miller will talk on clean living. Homer Hanham will speak for clean ath- letics, Mr. C. C. LaRue for clean scholarship, and Mr. Philo C. Dunsmore for cleanliness in speech. Each day of the week is to be set aside for the various subjects. Clean speach will be stressed Monday, living, Tuesday, schol- arship, Wednesday, and athlet- ics, Thursday. A combination of all four is scheduled for Friday. Posters are to be placed in the corridors and study halls and will be changed each day, accoriding to the subject stressed that day. Robert Mitchell, Edmund Brooks, Vincent Strohm, and Ralph Michalak comprise the committee at the head of arrange- ments with numerous sub-com- mittees to help. The art classes are working in collaboration with the Hi-Y in the poster work. Balkan Fracture Frames Are Made By Wood Shop Three modified balkan frac- ture frames are being made by Mr. S.B. Crouse's cabinet making classes. The frames are to be used in the Flower and St. Vincent's hospitals. Several ex- ercising frames for the Toledo Society of Crippled Children are also being made. QA new type of walking cast brace has been made by the machine shop and is now being experimented with in the St. Vincent's and Flower hospitals. Twenty-four fracture frames were made several weeks ago and were delivered to the -above mentioned hospital. Woodward Booster Club To Present Balloon Ball Woodward B o o s te r club presents The Balloon Ball, an afternoon dance in the girls' gym on Friday, April 29. Aces of Melody, an eight piece orches- tra, will furnish the dance music. All proceeds are to be turned over to Mr. C. C. LaRue to pay 1 miscellaneous school bills. ifivc f ,Q av 1' Y ef -,4 'Fj'Pl 5 nm vm-Q 1- L, -1- wr nf, ,..- Ll. .-,., .. , i ' . -L Q - .Y .. ' x 'I X -t sr , ., , , .Q -1 , THE WOODWARD TATTLER A THE woonwlnn TA'l'l'LER ' Publi hed and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. X Newsnancr +....:: rg2g Xl Member 'fsliaaesifl l TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion J aworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor. .......... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ......................... Dorothy Shore Exchange ............ ..................... R uth Dorf Display .................................... Alberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman. ........................... Richard Pearce . Julia Lllbit TyP1BtS ................ 3 Gertrude Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Roseanary Wietrzykowski Members of the Sigh hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery i sa.. 1171 Hf 01771 Not to be outdone by the Re- publicans, Democrats, Socialists, and Farm Laborites, Woodward clubs will soon start their annu- al year. end elections and cam- paigns. Club oflicers will be voted for and next year's pro- gram will probably be mapped out. Now election of officers is nothing to be sneezed at. The ac- tiveness of the club next year will depend chiefly upon the ini- tiative of the leaders this year. Se use your common sense when you vote against dying of lack of exercise. l . ' We nominate to the Hall of Fame--the sophomore class, for the donation of the piano for our auditorium. - l . And to the Hall of Oblivion- The cute little fellows who go lg around decorating the lockers' with pencil marks.. When the five senses were passed out, some of us were short changed a nickle. U The government is afraid to put the politicians in jail. They might corrupt the prisoners. Nothing is more embarrassing than for one to blow his brains out and than find that nothing happens. . . . Simile-As stale as a rival columnist's jokes. What we once called a stock- holder, is now a stuck holder. WEIGH YOUR CAPABILITIES J HE end of the school year is nearing when one quarter million seniors will graduate and complete arrangements for their college attendance. A publication report states that one- fourth of these college freshmen will not succeed in college. Therefore it is wise to weigh your capabilities before deciding to go to college. ' Following are some excellent views on what college offers, taken from an article in the April i'Scholastic Editor. See if your objective for college attendance is among them. To be at home in all lands and all ages, to count nature a familiar acquaintance, and art an intimate friendg to gain a stand- ard for the appreciation of other men's work, and the criticism of your own, to carry the keys of the world's library in your pocket, and feel its resources behind you in Whatever task you undertake, to make hosts of friends among the men and women of your own age who are to be leaders in all walks of lifeg to lose yourself in generous enthusiasm and co-operate with others for common ends, to learn manners from students who are gentlemen and gentle- women and to form characters under professors who are Christians, this is the oHer of the college for four of the best years of your life. Who's Who Let's see what brown eyed sen- ior girls we can find instead of blue eyed sophomores like Ruth Ramlow, last week's discovery. Here's one that's 'finding it a busy time serving on the Gradu- ation committee. Perhaps you've seen her taking orders for an. nouncements sixth hour. Her favorite color scheme is easy to discern because she often Wears anything from yellow to orange. She's of medium heighth, slim, brown eyed, and attractive. Dancing seems to be a favor- ite hobby of hers, for lately she's been' at all of the school dances, escorted by a senior boy who answers to the name of George Washington. See next week's Tattler for correct answer. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Junior Class Play Applesause' Mon. April 25 to Sat. 30-- Clean-up Week Tues. April 26-Woodward Band Concert first hourl Thurs. April 28-Girls' Gym Exhibition feveningj Press Association To Hold Last Regular Meeting May 3 Toledo High School Press As- sociation will hold its last regular meeting of the year in Notre Dame Acadamy, Tuesday, May 3, at which time reports of the year will be given. The constitution of the association, drawn up by Joe Opre, executive editor of the Waite Retina, will be revised at this meeting. A special meeting will be called later for the pur- pose of adopting the revised con- stitution. The 'drst meeting of the next school year will be held at DeVilbiss High School. Arrange Dance Woodward Seniors will be guests at a dance arranged by the Alumni Association to be held Friday, May 20, in the gym. .A-.1 1fQr.s.i .-.rf Hither And Yon Come on all you, kiddies-say aren't those Booster Rolls spiffy- and look there's Chevalier, Eddie Chevalier, I wonder if he sings like Maurice-ask Ruth Englert, she'll know--Well, well looks as if Henrietta Wielinski has turned gray in the last week, maybe it's from studying--oh but the box of cornstarch at the George Wash- ington play explains all-Into Mr. Albertstett's room and say what's the matter with Morris Schindler--oh, you say it's spring fever--little boy's mustn't play with Golden Rod--What's the matter with Julia Jankowski, you say you feel ill since you ate that bag of confetti at the Co-ed Prom-s'too bad Julia--Say, won- der if we are in the wrong place or in the junior high with all these small people hurrying to and fro, look there's Florence Shames and Ruth Kaminsky-but don't forget there's a lot of power behind them-Noticed that Muriel DeLisle has been looking sort of bewildered for the last few days-poor senior, she is supposed to sit next to six of Woodwardis romeos at the banquet--have a good time if you can Muriel--getting sort of weary aren'tyou---we'll part right here-good-bye. Esther J akcsy Will Lead 1932-33 Friendship Club Esther J akcsy won the presi- dency in the Friendship club election Tuesday, April 19. The new vice president is Ellen Jane Scarisbarck. Lottie Minor and Alice Kreft will hold the positions of secretary and treasurer respec- tively. Other officers are Alvina Piesiewicz, chaplain, and Leona Wilinski, Hostess. FourWoodward Students Attend Denison Luncheon Toledo Alumni of Denison University will hold a luncheon at the University club on Colling- wood Avenue, Saturday, April 23, for prospective entrants into the school. e Q A Dorothy Phillips, Julia Lubit, Vincent Strohm, and Gil Harre will be present at the event. K FLASHESFROM FRIENDSIA Activities for the senior class are not far off. Soon it will be time for the senior banquet, bac- calaureate, and commencement. Each senior should be ready to do his part when called on to help with an activity. Don't be a slacker, get in and help, you'll get your fun in the long run.- Winiield Oracle, Winfield, Kam- S8.S. -V a 1 o Neighbor-Say, you folks got a bottle opener around here? Parent-Yeah, but he's away at college--Guard 8: Tackle, Stock- ton, California. ' D Students who believe that they do not get their names in print often enough, might console themselves by remembering an old slogan. It is Fool's names like fool's faces always appear in public places. --Westport Crier, Kansas City, Missouri. Teacher--I want to impress upon you the value of originality. Now, Sam, I want you to repeat this sentence in your own words, See the horseg it can run fast. Sam-O. K. teacher. Lamp the nag, she's some stepper. Central Hi Record, Sioux City, Iowa. We radiate more or less of our own condition of mind. We can be most anything from 100 per cent cheerfulness to 100 per cent gloom. Mood is contagious and what we give is passed along. Don't be a gloomspreader.--Vocw tional Hy Crier, Toledo, Ohio. ' ,ZzUB 'iril'L' yORNE j Spring must be here. Not only bright colored clothes worn by the students prove that, but also the colored chalk on the school blackboard. ' Q 1. A , if Poor little sophomores all hold their breaths when the telephone in the Tattler oilice rings, for fear their respective supervisors sum- mon them. , X Bob Belnap takes all prizes with his perpetual look of bored nonchalance. t , I f p This is the week to be clean, For such cleanliness I'd not give a dime. The thing, you know, that really counts . 1 Is how clean we keep all the time. ' A--Jean Clifton. Did you know we, have a Rudy Vallee in school? Frank Nowak- proved it at the sophomore class meeting. , 1 I . Dentists and gold-diggers are somewhat similar. Both attract and extract. I A . 1 + . V' ,F f 'r - 'pi 'fi . -., .rgg .. ,,.-,.-I f I - f . . 1- -nys... .,,, ., 1 H V ,. .pu A- 7 t K ,A 3 l, -- - .r . .K 1 ., . . . 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Waite, whom the Bears beat by a fair margin last year, is expected to give our team ,a great battle. Mr. Howard Phipps, coach of the team, has chosen a temporary '-'lineup for the game. The players chosen are John Kalinowski captain, Russel Dilley, Kenneth Dart, Norbert Duszynski, Kenneth Roberts, and Art Wieber. The former three are veterans while the latter three have shown enough form to warrant their place on the team. Woodward will encounter Cen- tral, Monday, in their second game of the schedule. Central occupied the berth above Wood- ward in the golf standing last year, and will present a good team on the field of. action. ' , LETTER GIRLS Woodward letter girls are Ruth Blum, Frieda Hullen- kremer,Gertrude Swantek, Sarah Yourist, Marguerite Higgins, Harriet Maier, Phyllis Netz, Alberta Teall, Dorothy Smolinski Eileen Ward, Bernice Markis, Elsie Frautschi, Fannie Miller, Celia Maluka, and Sylvia Yourist. Girls awarded letters last year and attending other schools now are Thelma Barber, Jo Frautschi, Betty Bennett, Lillian Singal, Ruth Loos, Helen Corman, and Betty Thaxton. 1..l....-. . Letter Requirements Requirements fo r a girls' intra-mural letter are an aver- age of at least a D in all studies, correction of physical defects, good sportmanship, participa- tion in one activity each season, good attendance at practices, and keeping of health cards. Points are awarded for health habits, extra activities in school organization, sports, physical ability tests, and extra activities in sport. ' Ten per cent of the girls work- ingfor a W are awarded letters annually. The maximum number mimgioints that may be earned is Four Girls Beat Full Team Friendship Club baseball team with four players, Alice Perdue, Margaret Higgins, Phyllis Netz, and Harriet Maier, won a game ' 'last Wednesday against ten oth- f . in 1. . ., . , ' 4 er-players. Good work girls. James Ruppel says that if he started a collection of the new kinds of golf balls on the market he would be able to fill the boys' gym with them. ' X f ..r x-pu.. - ' A ..-as -.- . -airspace. GIRLS TO PRESENT PROGRAM IN GYM Numerous Events Are Carded For Girls Gym Night Girls' gym Classes under the direction of Miss Catherine Mc- Clure and Miss Stella Cornwell, will combine to present the Girls' Gym Demonstration, Tuesday, April 28, at 8.15 p.m. Single tick- ets are selling for Hfteen cents and couple tickets at twenty-five. Couple tickets must be pur- chased in school before the night ofthe demonstration. Competition will be between the freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior classes. Program for the evening consists of the entrance, a beginners clogging number, volleyball, Polish folk dance, pin guard, kick-over, an advanced c 1 o g g ing number, skills, tumbling, deck tennis, hit- pin baseball, and tumbling, in the order of their appearance as written above. Leaders will take charge of ref- ereeing and score keeping for the evening. Points for the winner of each individual game, will de- termine the winners of the meet. Girls Have Large Sport Program In Gyms, Field Woodward offers a good as- sortment of games for every girl attending school. It has, first of all, a big gym separate from the boys, a little gym, used for clogging classes, and a girls' ath- letic iield. Equipment for hockey, speed- ball, tennis, archery, soccer, volleyball, basketball, hit-pin baseball, baseball, shuffle-board, bowling, kick-over, deck tennis, paddle tennis, and tumbling af- fords the girls an opportunity to carry a well-rounded program. Girl Reserves To Be Feted By Friendship, Club Girls Woodward Friendship club will be host to Chase, Hamilton, Webster, Spring, Stickney, and Riverside schools, Wednesday, April 27, at 3:30, in the girls' gym. Special invitations have been sent to the outside clubs by Lot- tie Minor. Mary Ellen Mertz has charge of the program, Ruth Kaiser, re- freshments, and Margaret Hig- gins, games. GYM INSTRUCTORS SUPERVISE PROGRAM Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell, girls' gym instructors, are supervising the gym demonstration to be -held Ap A ril 28. A n e x t e n s 1 v e intra-mural schedule was planned this year, offering the girls an opportunity to compete in extra curricular athletics. Machine Shop Winds Up Cage Seasong Win Over Scotters Woodward Machine Shop quintet, intra mural champs, de- fea ted the Woodshop five, Scott 'intra mural champions, Monday r school, by the score of 36-7. e game was played in the boys' afte Th gym Th ed at Woodward. e Machine Shop boys start- off fast, and went into a 9-0 lead at the quarter. The lead W8. S10 s increased to 21-1 at intermis- n. oth teams added 4 points to B the'r scores in the third period BS W8. 1 a the Machine Shop lineup s composed partly of substi- tutes. For Woodward, Sczepanik and Szelagowski played well, scoring 10 and 9 points respectively. Vgaterfield and Chicolett collect- e all of Scott's points. ss Taylor and Louis Ziebar, Ru Woodward varsity players, refereed the game. SPORTS KEEP GIRLS BUSY N INTERESTING comparision between Woodward athletic plant and other city plants is obtained from a statistical report just issued from the girls' gym, publishing the fact that the girls' gym has been open 218 hours after school so far this year. ' In several other city high schools friction has been experienced over the division of one gym and athletic field between the boys and girls after school sport schedules. Contrasted with a two day average of most other city high schools, Woodward girls' gym is open four days a week. A friendly cooperation also exists between both gym depart- ments in the use of equipment, gyms, and Helds. We are especially fortunate in the location of Wilson Park which boys use for outdoor activities while the girls use the girls' athletic field adjacent to the football stadium: ,.-, -l,rf,Q-1 -lf.,'- ' . - an ., . - ..., . ,a....a.. ..,.. ..,.,. . -if ii- , ' .l .. .1 1. , yan X . SPRING FOOTBALL , IS STARTED HERE Weather Delays Polar Bears Earlier Drills This ' I Year Spring football practice, de- layed for one week because of inclement weather, is now under way in full force under the di- rection of Coach Rollie Bevan. Woodward's gridiron hopes next year will be vested in one of the smallest elevens ever to take the field for this school. Bevan has a wealth of material for his backfield and has a lot of reserve strength to fill out the gap in the line caused by grad- uation. - Frank Katafiasz will probably be pulled out of the line to play a backiield position. Katafiasz' ability to punt and pass the pig- skin and his size should make hian a valuable man at his new Jo . Preliminary workouts are lim- ited to passing, punting, and blocking, and tackling the dum-1 my. New football rules that go into effect with the new season are being emphasized during con- ference hour in Coach Bevan's room and on the field. LEADERS! Girls who have been assisting the gym teachers in their work are Hazel Houser, Roberta DuMonte, Isabel LaRue, Kathe- rine Jackman, Julia Lubit, Dorothy Phillips, Hilda Terbile, Sarah and Sylvia Yourist, Gertrude Swantek, Pauline Gram- mar, Marie Omey, Edna Mark, Dorothy Smolinski Lillian Smith, Marguerite Higgins, Martha Haynes, Matilda Pazarzycki, Harriet Maier, Alice Perdue, Florence Wojeichowski, Alberta Teall, Phyllis Netz, Frieda Hullen- kremer, and Helen Cyranowski. L e a d e r s' class meets every Monday, conference hour. Intra-mural Standings . The following is a record of the Intra-mural teams and their standings thus far for 1932. 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Y - Q , .E . -i-63 A , 1.3 .-.-rg, ' -Q if ,.,. pi M.:- -I x SCHOLARSHIP TESTS TO BE GIVEN MAY 7 Twenty-Four Woodwardites To Compete At Bowling ' Green ,Twenty-four Woodward stu-, dents, winners in the preliminary I elimination tests, will represent this school in the District State Scholarship tests at Bowling Green, May 7. W Entrants in Physics, Hobart Wentworth, Laurell Link, Chem- istry, Meyer Schall, Richard Eckert, General Science, Earl Sommers, Harry Childers. Ninth year English, Sharon Leibovitz, Jane Staiger, Tenth year English, Ruby Webb, James Damas, Eleventh year English, Sara Katz, Leona Jacobs, Twelfth year English, Esther Goldstein, Brian McKnight. Latin II, Molly Meerkreb, Meyer Davis, Latin IV, Ruth Ramlow,Stephania Goryszewska, French II, Grace Grifka, Sam Schall, French IV, Philip Abrams, Pauline Sarembski. f History, Dorothy Shore, Fred Glick, Algebra, Joe Komasinski, Milton Adams, Geometry, Rus- sell Rupp, Margaret Keefer. A meeting of contestants is scheduled with Mr. E. L. Clark before the trip is taken. Nursing, Economic Classes To Hear Scientific Talks Miss Esther L. Branch, of Columbus, Ohio, who is connect- ed with the General Baking Company, will speak to the girls in the Home Nursing and Home Economics classes on the value of Vitamin D. The meeting is scheduled for conference hour, Tuesday, April 26, in' the audito- rium. The Importance of Glandsf' is the subject chosen by Mr. Wm. Rohr, teacher of mechanical drawing in Woodward, for his talk to the Home Nursing classes, Friday, April 26, in 216. The speakers were secured by Miss Hazel Coy, head ofthe home nursing department. King, Queen Award Twelve ' R Prizes To Co-Ed Dancers From amidst the cavorting crowds of Spaniards, pirates, de- mure maidens, Turkish dancers, and colonial officers, Miss C. McClure, king, and Miss S. Corn- well, queen, as rulers of the Co- Ed prom awarded prizes to Rose Bosco, Jean Clifton, prettiest singles, Dorothy Phillips and Julia Lubit, prettiest couple, Anne Katz and Ann Blatterman, funniest couple, Rita McCarty, funniest single, June Bodman, and Mary Cook, most original couple, Lilyan Williams, Esther Jakcsy, most original singles, Mary Legran as the devil, the most outlandish. Freshman don't turn around anymore when someone calls Greenie. 1 Under The Tattler Torch Light ll I K Delores Mitchell Delores Mitchell, one of Wood- ward's most active seniors, is the subject of this week's. Tattler torch. She is vice-president of the Periclean Literary society, member ofthe Alchemist society, on the graduation committee, and was on the executive com- mittee of the sophomore class. 'Tm sorry I can't tell you any- thing interestingj' Delores said, but a few facts were gleaned. To be a tea room hostess and travel to Europe is her ambition. Well, I always did have high ideas. She enjoys basketball as she was a member of the win- ning Periclean intra-mural team. She collects souvenirs from every place she visits, spoons, knives, forks or anything for a remem- brance. Stay away from my house. Delores is in style this spring as her favorite color is blue. Don't you think she looks well in that color? . POLA BAER CEd. Note--Miss Baer wishes us to warn the person who said he'll sue her for everything she's got to refrain from any such step as all he'll get is a pencil, two sheets of copy paper, and a bill for a hat and dress.J ' . I Miss Bayer, I'm looking for a shiek. Could you give me some advice? Forlorn Fanny. 4lorn, Sure, see Ali Khat, 642 Sahara Desert, Egypt, Africa. The ole' Baer. U Q U Dear Pola, Why do they call Clemens Grochowski, Chicken ? - Butch and Lengel. Dear B 8zL, The feathers in my cap ac- count for that caption, says Clem. Pola. 3 1 I Dear Pola, - What can I do to break Annabelle Lacey's cold icy looks? Bleeding Heart. My dear Hemorrhage, Use an ice pick. Pola Baer. YOUNG scULPToRs ENTER IN coNTEs'r Ten Woodward Students To Vie For National Honors THE WOODWARD TATPLER A Twelve soap carvings from the group displayed in the case dur- ing the week, have been selected by Miss June Anderson, art in- structor, and entered in the National Soap Carving contest. This contest, an annual event, is sponsored by the Ivory Soap Company at New York City. The nation's outstanding sculptors and artists are on the judges' committee, among them being Lorado Taft, Gutzon Borglun, and Charles Dana Gibson. Cash prizes will reward the winners, who will be announced on or after May first. . Titles of the carving sent and their creators are Serenity and The Pirate by Marcel Olender, Our Mascot by Casimer Klap, Entreaty,' by Genevieve Ger- steneck, i'Aviator and Head by Lawrence Roberts, Wind by Pauline Wilson, Good Luck by Rachel Kuehnle, Pelican by Eleanor Leasor, Giraffe by Lottie Minor, Homer by Paul Pohorecki, and Dwarf by Guinevere Kuehnle. Deadline Flashes Alas, unsatisfactories again. Unsats will be issued at the end of the week, by mail to seniors and all students receiving three or more, and personally to those getting one or two. Woe is me! Woe is me! Q Q ' Tattler staff extends its sin- cerest wishes on behalf of the VVoodward student body to Miss Anne G. Wetterman fora speedy recovery. 2 is Q Mrs. German Erausquin is sub- stituting in the Spanish and German classes during Miss Wet- terman's absiencte. . Lillie Poneman and Esther Levine seem to have quite a bit in common. They were both born eighteen years ago yester- day, are left-handed, and are seniors. . .K . The Tattler display case will carry an exhibition of model air- planes, thanks to the Aviation society. t it K The Freie Bahn, German club is planning to hold a picnic at Ottawa park soon. Watch out is for the woods and don't steal any golf balls, kinder. Vocal admonitions proving futile, freshman and sophomores were denied admittance to the ,second Bicentennial Assembl.y gNow we'll see 'whether they're 'the noisy ones or not. GOSSIPER CRASHES CO-ED PROMENADE, Woodward Affair Remind Office Pest Of Home Town Ball ' What! Me miss the Co-educa- tional Prominade? Not on your vital activities, I went there disguised like a pot- ted palm, but, ah me, after an hour of heaven I became a spot- ted palm and was rudly bounced, says the T.G.S. to ye editor,-who is too busy writing an editorial on Clara Bow can eat her cake and have 'It' too, to shut up the office's handicaps. All the girls look beautiful there and the scenery was won- derful. It reminded me ofthe mas- querade ball we had once out at Oscar-on-the-Mudcreek. The col- ors were so loud. I couldn't hear the orchestra. They called the dance the Beauty Parlor Brawl, cause the masks improved every- one's looks. Phil- Dumps was severely injured when he went up to Gus Towind, who was dis- quised as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and told him he was looking better than ever. f. Lotta Weight, the town's fat- test woman, was present as the Boswell sisters. Incidentally, she won the prize for the best looking couple. The award for the most original costume went to a cow, who had strolled in through the open door. Esther Questions wore a backless red and black dress. She claimed it was an old Spanish custom. Lem Ego arrived dressed like a zebra but they took him back to jail before the dance was over. E.Z. Money donned. his working clothes and came dressed as a crook. Aaron De Corner attended the affair dress- ed like a farmer, and everybody asked him why he didn't wear a costume. The dance lasted till nine o'clock and would have lasted lots longer but Frank Further, the fiddler, broke his E string. The Gossiper comes up for air, takes two deep breaths, and is about to continue again. It was a-- Pardon me, interrupts ye editor, But did you say some- thing. The gossiper faints and as he is being brought to, is heard mumbling that line made immor- tal by I would rather be presi- dent than write? I Auto Mechanics To Take No More Work For Rest Of Year Due to the great amount of work now at hand the Auto Mechanics Shop, under the supery ision of Mr. Lawrence Nuber, will not accept any more outside work. An order has been placed for material for two storage batteries which are to be made in the shop. Six more cars are to be overhauled before school ends. Three batteries were recently made for -the Electrical classes. 1- N ,rf ' I-'M -fs rs -mf-:rf'1r'ff-wrists'i X- rffref-e11E, fss vw :fair-v'A-:wff ,.rf:fs'aevte,assfz'!E, 1 iz . i Y. Q X, It .V , :TJ inJl.?,lX:..ygizy-It .x X: .3 AA 5 . tu .J A . ., , , 42,.3-i9,,,i3krx,,,D53.,A!..,..iJSY.i,iFg:,,,mi.c'Q..F U8 J Constantly, Consistently Constructi V01 iv , Toledo, 01115, April 29,1932 'No. 29' .0 . ,, .,, , .,. y - ip, g p, ,. , , , ! WOODW RD T TTLER LEADING sEN1oRs 2 ARE NAMED HERE Seven Fourth Year Students Are Chosen As Most Outstanding Big seniors, little seniors, me- dium seniors, and small seniors, but always at the head of the list, outstanding seniors. Outstand- ing- in scholarship, athletics, school activities, and publica- tions. Fanny Kohn by maintaining a steady all A card for four years heads the first list. Athletics seemed to have been more attractive to Gertrude Swantek and Emil Owczarzak who by their all around gym ac- tivies head the second list. School and so- cial activities seem. to run hand in hand with pop- ularity for Paul Boardman a n d Lillian Sheon who were recently named Mr. and . E. Frautschi Miss Woodward have proved themselves the leaders in not only senior ac. tivities but those of the whole school. In the line of publications Elsie Frautschi, News Editor of the Tattler, and Brian Mc- lfnight, Saga Editor, lead the ine. Eleven Seniors In Class Of '32 Have Held Oflices Leaders once, leaders always, that's the way with the class of 1932. Paul Boardman, president of this year's class, was also their president in their junior year. Dorothy Born, vice president, holds the distinction of being an oHicer every year, secretary when a junior and on the executive com- mittee in her sophomore year. Lillian Sheon, present secreta- ry of the class, gained her first cabinet experience as a reporter. This year's reporter is Eileen Ward. Other seniors who have been officers of the class in former years are Fannie Miller, Henri- etta Wielinski, Dolores Mitchell, Esther Novick. RuthGlow, Louis Ziebar, and Vincent Strohm. In Old Louisiana To Be ,Given In Auditorium May 6 Edna Wenz, Catherine Smith, Penolope Kellaris, Isabel LaRue, Irene Kasmerak, and Evelyn Hamilton will be featured as Spanish, Londonderry, Japanese, Dutch, Cairo, and Creole girls in the operetta In Old Louisiana to be presented in the Woodward HONOR SOCIETY TO HAVE BRANCH HERE Make Attempts To Establish Chapter Of National Organization Attempts to establish a Wood- ward chapter of the National Honor Society are being made by Mr. E. L. Clark, Mr. V. K. Al- berstett, and Mr. H. F. Phipps. Object of the organization is to create enthusiasm for scholar- ship, stimulate desire to render service, promote worthy leader- ship, and encourage the develop- ment of character. There will be two kinds of members, active and graduate. The upper 5 per cent ofthe junior class and the highest 15 per cent ofthe senior class will be selected for membership. If the charter is granted, plans for immediate organization will be made, so the names of the selected honor roll students can be announced Rec- ognition Day. Scott and Waite high schools have chapters of the National Honor Society. Boosters' Club Chooses Ofiicers For Next Year Unanimous choice of ofiicers featured the Booster club election. Rosemary Warren was raised from the office of secretary to that of president and Miles Booth to vice-president. Other cabinet members are Roberta DuMonte, secretary, Bob Bader, treasurer, Vern Davidson and Fred Slawski, sergeants-at- armsg Lois Hotz, social chairman, Robert Ridenour, organization chairman, entertaiment, Ruth Kaiser and Alvina Piesiewiczg Lucille Barn, publicity. JUNIORS, SENIORS i HEAR MYERS COOPER Woodward juniors and seniors heard former governor Myers Y. Cooper when he spoke in the auditorium on Taxation at 9:20 yesterday morning. Mr. Cooper, candidate for the Republican nomination for governor, is speaking at various high schools through the city to inter- est the younger people in the tax problem, one of the vital issues of today. International Elects Nellie Flaum was unamiously elected president of the Inter- national club at the last club meeting. Other ofiicers are Lester Skaff, vice president, Leona Jacobs, secretary, Sam Schall, treasurer, and Marvin Trattner, reporter. Miss SERVICES, PICNIC, GRADUATION TO Q CLIMAX LAST DAYS FOR SENIORS Many Events Are On Calendar For Remaining Days Of High Schoolg Sagas To Be Distributed At Banquet ' ENIOR activities of the class of '32 climax in the last days of the school year with baccalaureate, picnic, and graduation. Dated earlier on the calendar is the senior banquet, May 10, at 6:30, in the Blue Room of LaSalle 8: Koch Company, the theme being Travel with the Donkey. Outstanding features of the banquet will be the distribution of Sagas by the editor, Brian McKnight, speeches, -and dancing, w 'lFVincent Strohm will be intro- ACTIVE SENIOR HAS ENVIABLE RECORD Brian McKnight B r i a n McKnight, editor-in- chief of the Saga, has an enviable record both in activities and scholarship. He will travel down to Bowling Green with the Eng- lish team, he is a trackman, senior class treasurer, Quill and Dagger secretary, and a member of the International, Alchemist, and Hi-Y organizations. Mr. Bitter, Six Radio Students Visit Studios Mr. A. Bitter and six of his radio students drove to Detroit to see the Book-Cadillac Hotel's broadcasting studios on April twenty-second. Programs by elec- trical transcription and remote control were presented and ex- plained. A trip through the De- roit News building and a tour around Belle Isle completed the excursion. ,Besides Mr. Bitter, the group included Lawrence Blum, Glen Merriam, Norman Laabs, Louis Henold, Willard Cleveland, and Raymond McCown. Friendship Club Will Hold Mothers', Daughters' Party The Friendship club mothers' and daughters' party will be held May 9, in the Girl Reserve rooms of the Y.M.C.A. Award rings will be presented to the deserving seniors. Officers for the coming year will be installed. Esther Jakscy, new president, Ruth Shick, and Mrs. J akscy will speak. Helen Sauter, Ruth Shick, and' Henriette Wielinski, are duced as toastmaster by Paul Boardman, senior class president. .The Alumni Association is giving a farewell dance for the seniors on the evening of May 20, in the.girl's gym, with all seniors as invited guests. Two days later, May 22, baccalaureate service will be held at Epworth M. E. Chruch situated at Delaware and Park- wood Avenues. Dr. J. Ira Jones, pastor, will speak. p Commencement program for the night of the 26 of May has also been completed. Dean J. A. Bursley, dean of students at University of Michigan, is being obtained as the speaker for grad- uation night. Dr. Jones will deliver the invocation and bene- diction. Selections from the orchestra and individual solos complete the program. Quill And Dagger Admits Seven Pledges To Society Seven pledges to the Quill and Dagger Literary society were admitted to the organization at the informal initiation held Mon- day, April 25, at the Y.M.C.A. George Schulte, Paul Land- wehr, Ed Chevalier, Melvin Meilink, John Glinka, Don Patten, and Vern Davidson are the new members. . ' Franklin Letke, chairman of the committee in charge of the initiation, was assisted by Ronald Ludwikowski, and Lawrence Krulikowski. Spanish Club Elects Dorothy Shore was elected pres- ident of the Spanish club last Tuesday to succeed Fannie Kohn. New ofiicers are James Moll, vice president, Dorothy Getz, secre- tary, James Nassar, treasurerg and Jean Clifton, reporter. Retiring officers are Fannie Kohn, Joe Stein, and Esther Goldstein. ' Money Given To Chest Fund Seventy dollars and fifty-two cents was turned over to Mr. C. C. LaRue for the Community Chest fund. This money is from the charity movie and dance that were presented on April 19, through the cooperation of auditorium, May 6. 'Adrienne Curtis is adviser. - 'making arrangements. 2 Woodward clubs. . V .K 1.8, , . . . . 1 . N n '.- ' iv. f I 5: 1. .3 -' H .' 4. -A 'E . ,l. . . . , .- . . . . . . 1. I A . . , . ,-. U , e. ..:2rj.-fi . 2.-l. .ui -, 'i '- - i l l ' -H uf muh nl I 3 X Illia'-.1 l l ff ,. 1 , ,.,..s...e.. , MA... ,a.a.ini,l -.-L L. -'lf 1,-,I ,alles z 1:51 'ri1'...f. znmalsi' THE WOODWARD TATTLER N THE WOODWARD TA'l'l'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 2c Per Issue. , Cl'50l.1j?n Newspaper PgE:?rj'H2:r:r1x Ximssosxst TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....................... Elsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor ........,................ Dorothy Shore Exchange ...................................... Ruth Dorf Display .................................... Alberta Teall Cartoonist ............................. Alvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... .Q ....... Milton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit Typ1StS ................ 2 Gertrude Blumenfield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Rosegnary Wietrzykowski an Members of the 8th hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery 4 I . I ml eaif ' . x Remember when you gradu- ated from public school, Senior? We knew you would. Do you notice, now, how some of your former classmates hardly even nod hello. Not very pleasant, is it? Well, we sat ourselves down and thunk up an idea on how we can avoid anything like that happening to our senior class. What do you say that during the coming years, everytime we see one of our classmates, even if we don't know him personally, wegreet him with a Howdy or hi ya! It will help a lot, and make us remember those days when our troubles were few, back in old Woodward. ' I O l We Nominate to the Hall of Fame--Meyer Hoffenblum, for his tireless effort in making both the printing and editorial job ot the Saga a success. Q If 0 And to the Hall of Oblivion-- Departing seniors, who will leave behind writings on the locker room walls. O l U Simile--As uncomfortable as a freshman in the senior study hall. Q U I Then there's the senior girl who thinks a diplomat is some- thing you get when you graduate. It's an awful blow for some seniors, when they go to college and 'rind that they are freshmen again. PRINCIPAL POINT A In just a few weeks, if everything goes well, two . . hundred seventy nine Woodward High School seniors will receive their diplomas Perhaps no other class in the history of the school has ever graduated when the outlook for the immediate furture was so dark Work will be difficult to find and the way to further education will be barred to a great many who in other times might have gone on. To most of these two hundred seventy nine boys and girls the time immediately following graduation will be a testing period, a testing more crucial, more exacting, and more ruthless than anything that has ever come to them in the class room. It will be a time that will put to the test every bit of learning, of courage, of perseverance, and of personality that is possesed by these graduates. It is our sincere hope that the wisdom acquired through their school days just ending will be a constant source of strength through those trying times. We are positive that better times are ahead, but these better days will came to each member of the class only as he gets into what ever he can find to do, does it uncomplainingly, and with all his might. SEVENTEEN MORE DAYS FOR SENIORS AVE you been counting them too? Just seventeen more days until our high school days are over. Doubtless there was the day when those last weeks of school were unendurably long, but to most seniors they will be all too short to contain the senior banquet, picnic, baccalaureate, commencement, and numerous other farewell parties, banquets, and dances. Of course we regret the passing of our happy high school days so make the most of the few left of this semester. Let us remember that only the actual present counts, not the regretted past or hopeful future, but our living and acting today. A student in school or college is just as much alert and con- cerned with life and the world's problems as someone out making his own living, only each is traveling a different way toward the same goal, one by way of experience and the other by preparation. Therefore it is a vital point that we make these last important days a pleasant but effective memory for future years. Who's Who The brown eyed, brown haired senior trend goes on, divulging Bernice Floyd as la s t week's guest and looking for ...... whose identity will be given next week. Tall, slender, and dark she's quite a brunette, but usually the first thing you n o t i ce is her brownish-blackish hair which she fingerswaves or curls herself. The curling iron has had the prefer- ence lately. Her amorous taste to blonds doth run-clothing taste to brown, black or blue-taste in sport to play basketball with more than one-appetite to pickle of any hue. Quite active about the school and in the gym she is not too act- ive in any particular club divid- ing her time between the Peri- clean Social Science clubs and the Girls Athletic League. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today--Boosters' Balloon Ball fgirls' gymj Wed. May 4--Press Club Meeting fNotre D ame Academyl Wed. May 4-French Club Banquet Fri. May 6--Glee Club Operetta .l-.1i-1-1 Many a senior boy has become outstanding while waiting on the front porch for the girl friend. Hither And Yon Surprise, surprise, come on all you little freshmen, juniors, and sophomores, we are going on a farewell tour tod ay and our guests are the seniors-Looky, Dora Sax says she is sorry she was so mean to her locker-My goodness, there are Louis Cohen, Wilma Quaid, Joe Felstein, and Geneveive O'Rourke with their heads together, let's listen--'iYa know the first day I came here I was scared to deathvfthat from Louisl--Marie Poitinger and Ed- ward Happ look cheerful as ever as they stroll down the hall and softly croon I wish I was a Kid again -Wonder why all our sen- iors are reminiscing when they should be busy with their school work--Down to Mr. Crouse's room and there are Isadore Cohen, David Hollender, and Al- vin Churski looking as meek as they did the day theyhstopped to evaluate the city dump and were late for school-Do ra me, let's all join in and sing Auld Lang Syne as we part--Good by and good luck---come back and see us again all of you. , . When the little boy who hears about President Hoover getting a season pass to the big league baseball games, he immediately decides to be president instead of a fireman. . IFLASHESFROM FRIENDS' Senior class of Central High will hold a tea dance, May 7. Of. course the refreshments will not be tea, but probably punch, wa- fers, a nd sandwiches.---Central High News, Kalamazoo, Mich- igan. S if I Suitor-May I marry your daughter? Stern father-What is your vo- cation? Suitor--I'm an actor. Stern father langrilyj-Then get out before the foot lights.--- gcilarlet Parrot, Bowling Green, 10. I l ll Advice to seniors who will go, to work after commencement, Go after business sounds good, until you remember where busi- ness has gone.--Weekly Scribe News, Oakland, California. Q Il' l The Senior Hi-Y of Tech High recently elected new officers for the forthcoming year. Outgoing seniors were entertained by a program of mouth organ selec- tions.-The Craftsman, Milwau- kee, Wisconsin. Gardener- What do you do with all the tomatoes you raise? Owner-- Oh, I eat all I can, and what I can't, I can. --Albuquer- que Record, Albuquerque, New Mexico. FAMOUS SENIOR PERSONAGES Mme. Pola Bear sees nothing, knows nothing, but is aswell guesser. Get a load of what she predicts for some of our famous and infamous seniors. Paul Boardman ........ Bing Crosby Fannie Miller ................................ ..........Aime Semple McPherson Gilbert Harre .............. Albie Booth Eileen Ward ........ Connie Boswell Milton Zimmerman .................... ....,.......Little Ceasar Elsie Frautschi .......... Dixie Tighe' Hobart Wentworth ...................... ...............Albert Einstein Lillian Sheon .................... ...... ...... ....................Helen Wills Moody Vincent Strohm .... Charles Farrell Mildred Troup ........ Janet Gaynor Brian McKnight ........ Will Rogers Dorothy Born.L ......... ..Kate Smith Phillip Hoag ...... Clarence Darrow Mary Walsh .................................. ....Peggy Hopkins Joyce Fred Glick ............ Jimmie Walker Goldye Markovitz ........... ............ ................Josephine Culbertson John Kalinowski .... Bobbie Jones Esther Novik .............. Mme. Laval William Hullenkramer .............. Julia Lubit ................ Dorothy Dix Meyer Hoffenblum..Eddie Cantor Fannie Kohn .............. Joan Lowell HaroldHarr1s ................................ .Graham McNamee Seymour Rothman .................... ........................Walter Winchell h x ' . -- . .X 1 THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER 3 .4-. . BEAR TRACKSTERS LOSE TO COWBOYS Woodward Team Drops First Outdoor Meetg Show M Improvement Coach Art Smith's Woodward track squad dropped its iirst out- door dual meet of the year to Libbey, last Thursday, by a 69-49 score. Woodward's usual strength in the Held events helped run up its score. Wolford, Harre, and Lupinski each won Hrst, second, and third places respectively in the shot put and discus throw. The Bears took two other firsts, Morris winning the mile run and Bradley placing first in the pole vault. Other point winners for Wood- ward were Worden, second in the 120 yd. high hurdle, Bradley, second in the 100 yd. dash, Sine, third in the mile rung Sahadi, second in the 220 yd. dash, Bradley, second in the 440 yd. dash, Nalodka, second in the 880 yd. rung Worden, third in the 120 yd. low hurdles, Worden, second in the pole vault, and Wolford, third in the broad jump. Wolford was high for the meet with eleven points. Summary Wo Li 120 yd. high hurdles ............ 3 6 100 yd. dash ............ ............. Mile run .................................. 440 yd. dash ........... ........ 880 yd. run ............,................ 220 yd. dash .......................... 120 yd. low hurdles ............ Shot put .................................. Discus 'throw .....- ................... Pole vault ............. ......... High jump ................. .......... Half-mile relay ........... .......... Mile relay ............. ................ 3 6 6 3 3 6 3 6 3 6 1 8 9 0 9 0 8 1 0 9 0 5 0 5 1 8 Broad Jump ............................ ' Totals 49 69 Girls' Gym Gists The gym oflice took on the ap- pearance of a first-class laundry this week. The ribbons worn by the classes at the meet last night were responsible for this condi- tion of affairs, for the gigantic task of ironing three hundred stripes is not to be sneezed at. Four hundred girls particpated in the girl's physical meet last night in the boys' gym. This number constitutes one-half of the girls attending school. ' Indoor baseball games will be resumed by the intra-mural teams, Monday, May 2, if the the weather permits. Tennis will also commence the same day. - Tracksters Meet Waite Woodward and Waite high school track teams met in a postponed dual outdoor track meet Wednesday, too late to publish the results. The meet was first scheduled for April 13, .but was postponed because of rainy weather. , BASKETBALL TEAM ONLY LIN EMAN TO HAS LONG SCHEDULE RETURN TO BEARS Bears To Open Cage Season With Grand Rapids Team Fourteen games appear on the temporary basketball schedule drawn up for the Polar Bear cagers of the next season by Coach Rollie Bevan. The new schedule is distinctly different from that of last year in that the Bears will open a week earlier and play six games before opening their city competition with Waite. Four new opponents will meet Woodward next year-- Grand Rapids, Troy, Archibald, and Whitmer, appearing on the Bears' schedule for the first time. The schedule is subject to changes and more teams will probably be added. The dates of the last few games are not liable to stand. Dec. 9 Grand Rapids, Ohio 16 Holland 22 at Wapakoneta 23 at Troy 29 at Archibald Jan. 6 Whitmer 13 at Waite 20 Central 27 Lima Central Feb. 3 at St. John's 10 Kenton 17 DeVilbiss 24 Libbey Mar. 3 at Scott INDOOR STANDINGS 'lhvvo teams in the National and three in the American League have three victories each to tie for the lead in the indoor tourney of their respective leagues. Forfeited games spoiled the first week of play in the tourney, although several good games were reported. Aviation Society, Commerce Club, and the Polish Knights are the leaders in the American league, Machine Shop and the Quill and Dagger head the National. J Standings, including Tuesdays games: American Commerce Club 3 0 1.000 Polish Knights 3 0 1.000 Aviation Society 3 0 1.000 Pica Club 1 2 .333 Auto Mechanics 1 2 .333 Latin Club 0 2 .000 Junior Hi-Y 0 2 .000 Peiuper Club 0 3 .000 National Machine Shop 3 0 1.000 Quill Sz Dagger 3 0 1.000 Wood Shop 2 1 .667 Pencil Pushers 2 1 .667 French Club 1 2 .333 Electrical Club 1 2 .333 Senior Hi-Y 0 3 .000 General Shop 0 3 .000 A team composed of seniors will play the probable 1932 eleven sometime early in May. Max Michalak will captain and coach the team. . , . 1 - . Carl Kraft With the switch of Katafiasz to backiield duty, Carl Kraft will be the only veteran returning on the Bears' line next year. Kraft played a steady game at end last season, coming up from the lightweight squad the year before. He will be a senior next year. 3 sf: rms 7 1. i at W e The forty-nine points scored by Woodward in the track meet with Libbey was the highest score a Woodward team ever ran up in a dual meet. The golf team is showing the same improvement that the thin- clads are. At the end of p the schedule last year, the Bear golf- ers boasted a single victory. Now, with only two games played, they have alreadytbeaten this record. Ed Hackley and Matthew Jeter, finalists in the city Heavy- weight boxing tourney, are both former Woodwardites. Jeter played football here a year ago and Hackley left this school two years ago. S X I We offer sincerest congrat- ulations to the imidiot friends of Jim Nazium, who was acci- dentally mangled by axes found in a mob of football players. Golf Team To Face Tough Opposition In Game Today With two games won, Wood- ward will meet two strong com- petitors in the race for the high school golf championship. The Bears will play Libbey tonight, and St. John's Monday. Libbey has a fine set of players, who, in their encounter with DeVilbiss, turned in scores in the low eighties. St. John's, which lost to last year champions, Scott, by the score of 10 to 8, will prove to be, next to Scott, the toughest competition for Woodward, pro- Eiding Woodward, defeats Lib- ey. BEAR GOLFERS AREA orr TO soon START Beat Central And Waite By Large Marging Low Scores Feature Woodward golfers successfully opened their chase after the 1932 city crown with two easy victo- ries over the golf teams of Waite and Central. The Waite score was 11-7 while the Bears beat Central Monday 145-35. John Kalinowski, captain of the Woodward team, paced the scorers in both matches. Ka- linowski scored an 81 last Friday for second in the entire iield and then won the medal honors Mon- day with a 75, the lowest score turned in this year in high school competition. In the Waite game, Duszynski was the only Woodward man to win all three points. Gorny and Weiber each had 25 for second honors. Kalinowski, Dilley and Du szynski all scored three points in the Central match. Woodward ' Waite t Kalinowski 15 H. Bogs 15 Dilley 15 Smyth 15 Gorny 25 Fisher 5 Duszynski 3 Habid Dart 0 Brown Weiber 25 R. Bogs 5 Woodward Central Kalinowski 3 Gawronski Dilley 3 Exline 0 Gorny 5 Venia 25 Weiber 25 Seykowski 5 Duszynski 3 Bambough 0 Jarecki 25 Corbett 5 - .,..l.-. Girls Spend 218 Hours In After School Programs Of the 817 girls attending Woodward, 30 are in the Lead- ers' class, 24 in advanced tumbling, 35 in beginners tumbling, 25 in advanced clog- ging, 30 in beginners clogging and 210 in the 16 intra-mural teams. All of the girls attending school are enrolled in either regular or special gym classes. The gym has been open 134 days, during which time, 218 hours have been devoted to after school sports. -1- Six Boys Still Remain In Running For Golf Trophy Boys still in the running for the Woodward golf champion- ship, held last year by Frank Molik, are John Kalinowski, Art Weiber, Russell Dilley, Norbert Duszynski, and Kenneth Roberts. They remained in the race by vir- tue of defeating James Ruppel, Kenneth Dart, Joseph Stone, George Barrow, and Leon Phifer, respectively. . f A trophy will be awarded to the tournament winner. Mr. Howard F. Phipps. golf coach, is directing the tourney. 41 ' ff-fs'i2.1ff's F, - I f J 'f - -up Q ' X H- , .- - .X ,Vs A THE WOODWARD TATTLER A ,. .x. I.-'N .I V - ' mu ,, . 'X ,.,! .Y . .,, - 1 '. ,fi-A . -N f . , -, BOOSTERS SPONSOR STUDENT COUNCIL , I PONTAPATELLE misc AFTERNOON DANCE HAS FIRS'Il- MEETING X X ONE COMMENCEIVIENTQ Balloon Ball To Feature Novel Senior Dance Contest In the girls' gym uniquely de- corated with balloons, Booster club will hold the 'Balloon Ball from 3 to 5 p. m. after school today. Novelty door favors and music from the Aces of Melody will feature the affair. Special senior attraction is to be a dancing con- test in which only seniors may participate. From them will be chosen the best dancers. Proceeds are to be used to pay miscellaneous school bills. Ad- mission is ten cents. Committee consists of Rose- mary Warren, Dorothy Smo- linski, decorations, Milton Zim- merman,ticketsg Morris Weber, Donald Schaefer, publicity, Miles Booth, finance, Dorothy Shore, senior dance. Deadline Flashes Ohio Wesleyan is sponsoring its annual High School day to- morrow from ten A. M. to ten P.M. Classes will be opened to visitors, and if you don't want to get ed- ucated, a baseball game and the high school relays will furnish you with entertainment. Polly want a cracker! Pretty Polly! Pretty Polly! Polly Warren alias Rosemary Wietrzykowski has been selected as Woodward's News Bee Polly. -Incidentally Rosemary was interviewed and sketched by that very, very popu- lar artist, Bob Iieniper. Q Esther Goldstein may right- fully boast of the distinction of being Woodward's youngest graduate. The little girl is just fif- teen years old and is leaving Woodward with no mean scholar- ship record. Fannie Kohn, a youngster of sixteen, is also graduating with high honors. Might be interesting to know that Miss Pola Baer's pan mail has now reached a total of one hundred and eight letters. Not bad, not bad. , ' Three hundred and fifty-four tickets were sold for the band concert Tuesday. Three hundred fifty-four times ten cents is-hm, ---whell, what's the diE. French Club Seniors To Be Feted At Kelly's Cottage Senior members ofthe French club will be feted at a dinner party to be given Wednesday, May 4, at Kelly's .Cottage in Blissfield, Michigan, by Le Circle Francais. Committee in charge consists of Norma Flaum, Meyer Schall, Mae McKnight, Nellie Flaum, and John Kawczinski. . j- . ,. X X .- Council To Meet Every Weekg Elsie Frautschi Is Chairman At the Hrst meeting of the stu- dent council, project committees and details of organization were decided upon. Elsie Frautschi will act as chairman of meetings and Ruth Glow as secretary. The council will meet every Friday, conference hour, in room 120. Philip Hoag is chairman of grounds committee with Carl Corthell, Esther Jakcsy, and Richard Peas assisting him. This committee and their helpers are patrolling the halls, cafeteria and outside grounds, particularly dur- ing lunch hours, with the aim in view of improving the cleanliness of the school. An assembly committee com- posed of William Hullenkremer, chairman, Katherine Jackman, Lois Hotz, and Carl Polcyn are working on the problem of school assemblies and their order. William Rosenberg and Dorothy Shore form a committee to work with the faculty on the forming of an Honor Society. Mr. Philo Dunsmore is the council faculty adviser. POLA BAER fEd. note--Realizing that this is a Senior edition, Miss Pola Baer dedicates her literary efforts entirely to the perplexities caused by the fourteenth gradersj U i i Dear Miss Baer, We want to know why Joe Stone won'.t pay attention to any of us girls? Get Your Man Union. Dear Girls, Mr. Stone claims girls are too bias for him. Bias this, and bias that, says he. Pola fSorryJ Baer. I ll U Dear Baeryg Yesterday a boy ran past me and knocked my books out of my hand. He was very polite and stopped and picked them up for me. Do you think he was a senior? Florence Frosh. Dear Flo, Naw, a senior would not only knock your books down, but knock you down too, and then stop only long enough to steal a pencil or something from you. PolafexperiencedJBaer. Dear Miss Baer, I have excelled in algebra during my time in high school. What career would you suggest for me? Edward Todak. Dear Ed, As long as you can speak the language, why not become the ambassador to Algeria? , PolaCCareerJ Baer. 44 , Q . I 14, - -. , L- f +.sgf,i:.3,,',gsa,-f,f,w-gisFp-..i.'.isG-.r4i,,e-f-'m.,g:fg.t..- ' I a ' S Torch Light X Under The Tattler X Hovering ever watchful the illuminating rays of the Tattler Torch Spot the well loved faculty members, Miss Amie Miller and Mr. Philo Dunsmore during one of their numerous confabs on senior affairs. One came in 1919 and one in 1921, but now they'll never come again, but stay forever if Wood- ward's student body has any- thing to say about it. Miss Miller Mr. Duns- havebeen the tri- als, tribula- tions, and joys of the seniors 'and juniors for five lyeiars, seirv- , ing e ore t at Miller as Sophomore supervisors. Habits, idiosnycrasies, fancies, and hobbies has everyone. Mr. Dunsmore's are beef sandwiches, flower gardens, and golf, w ' Miss Miller's are Miss Cronk's birthday par- ties. The ines- timable ser- vices they haverendered at Woodward have endear- ed them to everyone. hile and Dunsmore Tattler staff offers sympathy to the relatives and friends of Ann G r u b i n s k i, former student at W o o dw a r d, who died Sunday, April 24, at the Toledo Hospital. ...M-.M-M, Aviation Society Features Work In Tattler Display Aviation Societyis display in the Tattler Display case this week belongs to the Cylinder of Le Rone Rotary Motors. Pictures of Lindbergh in glides and landings shown together with machine gun sights, and bomb dropping sights, pieces of Frank Hawk's mystery air ship, were contri- buted to the display by Joe Cone. Aviation Society is working for an after-school c 1 a S S in ground work with Mr. Lawrence Nuber as instructor. Liberty and Le Rone motors are used by the class in the instruction of the fundamentals of flight. Girls To Take Orders Orders for corsages for thel girls in the graduating class will ' be taken a week before 'com- mencement. ' Gertude Blumenfeld has been appointed chairman of the committee. She will be assisted by Alice Rupli, Dorothy Blanken- ' Steen, and Virginia Boza. - ' Memories Of Graduation Are Retold By Tattler Gossiper U '- What!,' barks ye editor at the Tattler Gossip-seeker, who is busily engaged in having a one- way conversation with himself. Are you talking to yourself again? People will think you're crazy. A Oh no they won't. As soon as they get suspicious I get mad at myself and don't talk to me for weeks, comes back the T. G. S. I was just talking about the senior graduation and every- thing. Just the other night my dad was telling me about the graduating services back in Pontapatelle high school, where the teachers are as dumb as the seniors. p He was an eye witness of the schoo1's only commencement ex- ercise. CThe Speaker commenced on Thursday, ended Saturday, and got all the exercisel It was the only year the school ever had anyone smart enough to grad- uate. A S A Only twelve people were in the graduating class, one boy, one girl, and ten old men. The pro- fessors could never figure how the boy and girl got in there till they grew up to be Mr. and Mrs. One-eyed Connaly. ' The ten had been in school so long, a special course in wheel chair rolling was carried. for them. S- The speaker, Thanatopsis Q. Airblast, was a long-winded subject of elecution. He should have been a subject of electri- cution. He was principal of the Airblast school for dumb. I won't say principal what. I'm too much of a gentleman. . If you think the grads were old before he spoke, you should have seen them by the time he was finished. S When the diplomas were passed out the officials found' they were two short. So they pasted strips of newspaper on them and made them longer. 1 Then the services were over, so the boys got together and sang the old school song. 'Alma Mater Knew, She Taught Me.' 3 I wint meself down to the school, f Edjacation for to get. , The teachers taught me all they knew, And I don't know nuthin' yetf, Final Press Meeting To Be I At Notre Dame Academy Final meeting of Toledo High School Press Association will be held at Notre Dame Academy, May 4. Naomi Bossler, editor-in- chief of the Campus Collegian, newspaper of Toledo University,- will address the group on '.'Work2 on a College Newspaper. Constitution, drawn up by Joe Opre of Waite high school, will fbe adopted ,at this meeting. 3 ' ,, 'Sp X ., . - - xx P . W K' ,,,-H.: N K- T A-2 ld - -.. M' -QLLALQAL Q 1 Q - pi. 4 xii-4.. Y . .. . . ,. - . .- f ., X N .. r--- 'rf '-I' Y - S'-'S 5 1'i1i.'f '-' 3'-,-7' F' -ETF -i f H ' 5 il - -K1,g.3,NR,-5-53 iffy ,Z .3 y Efgksiu r ,tif X I LJ r K 1w,,LNlL:.v 12.-wfbg, gvs,,.5,M...x mx? S. LQ tk V by N ,fr l?fiff,Aig,. if Ya .g .f.si2iQ,1.,v ,,r Qt Q ,X pu. QV, yi 1 V A Aigitlr 5525 . . . -. . -. . 0 -. ' . I' il.-if ,L 'Y' ' .n 'f 1 ,E ' 'l .' 0 K' E- ' Q ' i ' ' ' - ' VLQH, K 'i 7. 'Q i' 'i 71 A yt ' ' ' X ' H ' . ' ' lf .K - . Constantly, Consistently Constructive , J ,V Vol. IV V Toledo, Ohio, May 6, 1932 No. 30 SENIOR BANQUET TO BE HELD TUESDAY , Novel Theme To Be Used In f-1 Program And fp Speeches '. Next Tuesday at 9:30 p.m. the Blue Room of Lasalle and Koch's will be the scene of the Senior banquet. Speeches and program will :revolve around the novel theme, Travels with a Donkey. Vincent Strohm, as toast- master, will introduce the after- dinner speakers. The regular function of this affair is the distri- bution ofthe Saga. Brian Mc- Knight, present editor-in-chief, .will present the annuals to the members of the class. Concluding feature of the evening is dancing. M Honorary guests are: Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Miss A. Miller, Mrs. H. McManamon, Miss M. Deering, Mr. and Mrs. H. Mont- gomery, Mr. and Mrs. R. F. Lowry, 'Mr..and Mrs. V. Alberstett, and Mr. and Mrs. P. Dunsmore. l Committee in charge ofar- rangements is composed of Alice Schwab, c h a i r m a n, Goldye Markowitz, Alvin Churski, Vin- cent Strohm, and F 1 o r e n c e Kirchofer. Senior Farewell Party e- To End Peris Activities Senior members of the Periclean Literary society will be entertained at a farewell party to be held Wednesday, May 18, at The Ark in Lake- wood, Michigan. Games, dancing, rowing, and a pot-luck supper will be featured at the affair. Committee in charge of ar- rangements consists of Alice Kreft, chairman, Lillian Green- Qberg, Lucille Wickstrom Marie Cochran, Ruth Boehler, and Ann Essak. Miss Louise Tippett is the adviser of the club. Athletic League Chooses Harriet Maier As Leader Harriet Maier, junior, was elected president of the Girls' Athetic League at the meeting held Wednesday in the auditori- um during conference hour. Other members are vice presi- dent, Phyllis Netzg secretary, Dorothy Smolinskig treasurer, Alice Kalinowskig reporter, Leona Wielinski. - Q and D Elects g- :Newly elected officers of the Quill and Dagger society are Bob Pfefferle, president: Frank Gable, vice president, Robert Ridenour, secretary: William Werner, treasurer, Francis Hartnett censor' Geor e Shulte TO BE TOASTMASTER SENIOR BAN QUET P AT A l Vincent Strohm Vincent Strohm, who will preside as toastmaster at the annual Senior Banquet, May 10, has been quite active during his four years at Woodward. He has portrayed roles in various plays, including his junior and Senior class plays. His club activities are restricted to the Senior Hi-Y, and the Quill and Dagger. . FRIENDSHIP GIRLS TO GIVE PROGRAM Annual Friendship Club Moth- er and Daughter Get-Together will be held May 9 at 7:45 p.m. in the Girl Reserve rooms of the Y. W.C.A. The evening's theme will be Friendship Installation of members of the new cabinet is to take place as will also the annual custom of presenting rings to girls who have been loyal active members of the club. Miss Nelson will make the presentation. Refreshments will follow the program which consists of songs in honor of Mothers' Day. Esther Jakcsy, newly elected president, will give the toast to Mother to which Mrs. J akcsy will respond. This will be fol- lowed by a Washington Bicenten- nial skit. Ruth Schick and Helen Sautter are in charge. Faculty Members To Hold - Picnic Supper And Bridge Picnic supper and bridge will be featured at a faculty party scheduled for Tuesday, May 17, at the Close Park Shelter house. Mr. C. Staneart, chairman of the committee in charge of the affair, is being assisted by Mr. L. Clark, Miss L. Tippett, Miss E. McLaughlin, Miss B. Hazelton, Mr. F. Lords, and Mr. P. Duns- more. Voluntary Contributions Exceed Woodward Quota Mr. C. C. LaRue's request that the Community Chest drive at Woodward exceed the goal of S100 has been fulfilled by con- tributing 8i121.03 into the fund. Receipts from the charity dance and movie amounted to 570.05 and voluntary contri- butions from the students added 9 9 g 9 sergeant-at-arms. 'S50.98 to the previous collection. Q , V - I ' J . --.ww 'v - K v iq- . -3: , X . 1 SOPH STRUT TO BE HELD THURSDAY Prom To Be Held In Form Of Bicentennial Ball , This Year - Gay red, white, and blue streamers will usher in the last class dance of the year, the Soph Strut, given next Thursday eve- ning from 8:30 to 11:30 in the girls, gym. This annual prom is to be held this year in the form of a Bicen- tennial Ball with silhouettes of George and Martha Washington added to the decorative patriotic colors. Entertainment from the Doro- thy Hall Studio featuring eccen- tric dancing and dance music from the Royal Woodwardites compose the program. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Puckett, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. C. LaRue and mem- bers of the faculty are guests of honor. ' Committee is comprised -of Mae McKnight, Ethel Dull, Lloyd Smith, Frank Siadak, Ur- sula Dugice, Virginia McVay, La Donna Pfuhl, Irene Kaszmarek, Alvina Piesiewicz, Ruth Ramlow, Robert Ridenour, and Kenneth Never. Senior Couple Is Chosen Balloon Ball King, Queen From the three couples selected by Dorothy Shore and Fred Weisberg, judges, as the best senior dancers at the Booster matinee dance last Friday, Doro- thy Baumgartner and Alvin Jack- owski won the contest by popular acclaim and were King and Queen Ball. The other two Dorothy Phillips and Eunice McConoughey and Milton Zimmerman. --.-....i....T...i 4, thus crowned of the Balloon couples were and Gil Harre Peiuper Club Ends Season With Annual Picnic Sunday Peiuper club will hold their last activity, the annual picnic, on Sunday, May 8th, at Ottawa Park. Refreshments will be served. The feature will be a baseball game between the seniors of the Peiuper club and the pledges. The committee in charge are Meyer Schall, Leon Zotkow, and Nathan Lupu. William Fingerhut was elected reporter at a recent meeting. Senior Transfers Credits Mariam Terlizzi, former stu- dent at Woodward, will graduate with the senior class at the ex- cercises in May. Miss Terlizzi recently attended school in Columbus and is hav- ing her credits transferred to Woodward. ' . , 3 . ,A -3 , , ,,. ' ' L- -,, .-5.-. .- E . ,-fx . ' A . Lf.. -. 4. .if -7 2 :tug .- i'1.w, f -.-finial... GLEE CLUB GIVES V SECOND OPPERETTA Singers To Present In Old Louisiana Here Tonight The curtain rises at 8:15 to- night on the second operetta of the year, In Old Louisiana, directed by Mr. Clarence Ball. The scenes, laid on a southern plantation, contain strictly southern song and dialouge. Cecelia Rakowski, portraying the part of Rose in the femi- nine lead, is loved by and returns the affections of Richard St. John, Glenn Crites. Rose is the adopted daughter of Pilot Farley, Bob Eiseman. Bob Bader, play- ing the part of Simon Scudder, also loves Rose. Because she, refuses his attentions, Scudder plans, with the help of Jake Mar- tin and Holly Timms enacted by Miles Booth and Paul Gorny, to claim that the child ado ted by Pilot Farley is the daughter of an octoroon slave. Rose refuses to become Richard's wife because she fears she may have negro blood in her veins, altho she is unaware of Scudder's plot. Exciting scenes lead to a duel between Richard and Scudder. The climax brings about an unusual ending. ' Another love affair goes on be- tween Martha and Monty Gray, Catherine McDonald and John Kalinowski respectively. Other comedy roles include La Donna Pfhul, Arthur Kaminsky, Stanley Cyranowski, and Harold Coger. Woodward orchestra, directed by Miss Bessie Werum, will accompany the Glee club. 3 All City Schools To Hold Festival In Civic Auditorium Plans for a May Festival to be held May 15 at the Civic Audi- torium are being completed by Mr. Clarence Ball, music super- visor of T o l e d o high schools. Combined bands, orchestras, and glee clubs will present the after- noon's program, which is being sponsored by the Toledo Blade. Miss Bessie Werum, orchestra conductor, and Mr. Guy Sutphen, liaiffl leader, are assisting Mr. a . -1.--11.1-,, Twenty-Four Students To Compete In District Tests 'lwenty-four Woodward stu- dents will compete in the district state scholarship tests at Bowl- ing Green tomorrow. There are entrants in physics, chemistry, general science, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth year Eng- lish, Latin II, French II, Latin IV, French IV, history, algebra, and geometry: . s Mr. E. L. Clark is in charge of the Woodward groupf ,p , N if aft 'I-r. r Q: -. .rd gy Lmrfsxl . i airs- F1 cl .V THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward , High School. Price 2c Per Issue. 5 I, -- QQKIISCH ,f Q , Newspallcr fbgjiffwyiigg? Yi-iggsotxptii ' TATTLER STAFF News Editor ....... ................ E lsie Frautschi Managing Editor .......... Marion Jaworski Business Manager .............. Leona Jacobs Sports Editor ............ William Rosenberg Feature Editor ........... Seymour Rothman Club Editor .............,........... Dorothy Shore Exchange ...................................... Ruth Dorf Display .............. .............. A lberta Teall Cartoonist ............ .......,......... A lvin Churski Poetry .................................. Shelley Crayon Make-Up ........... ......... M ilton Zimmerman Pressman ............................ Richard Pearce . Julia Lubit Iryp1StS ................ 3 Gertrude Blumenield Staff Writers Morris Weber Leon Zotkow Clara Wichowski Matthew Obloza Marie Swaya Roseiinary Wietrzykowski an Members of the Sth hour News Writing class. Faculty Miss Marie J. Doering Advisers Mr. Hugh Montgomery 1.4 A 4' ll ' L N I - EQ Us . ll-I 1jf+..t. .M l Freshman--Shh! This is a sol- emn, serious editorial-Next year you will be a sophomore, you will razz freshmen, elect class officers, participate in.club doings. Per- haps you will become a leader in your class. Suppose you do. It means a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, and often you may forget that there is such a thing as schoolwork. You start to neglect your work. Your assignments pile up, your grades go down. Then comes the blow. You are no longer wanted to help with social affairs, you are no longer asked to serve on committees, you are no longer asked to sit in on cabinet meetings. Your so- cial activities career is over, and you are a has-been. So beware, freshman, beyvare. to We Nominate to the Hall of Fame--Bill Hullenkramer, for his Work in organizing the student council. . ' . And to the Hall of Oblivion- The speedsters who go down Mulberry street at about a mil- lion miles an hour on the wrong side and break one or two other laws while they?-e at it. Simile--As out of place as a pencil sharpener in the Ever- sharp factory: t t Times are so bad, says Pola Baer, that even the kibitzer doesn't put his two cents worth in anymore. RECOGNITION DAY---MAY 16 Y ECOGNITION DAY, one of the most important events of the school year is but one week distant, conference hour, May 16. This annual program recognizes the scholastic and athletic student ability displayed during the past school year. At the student mass meeting, all athletic awards including girls' and boys' letters and all intra-mural plaques will be presented. If the plans for the new Honor Society are completed, its first q members will also be announced. Those standing at the head of their respective classes scholastically are to be recognized. The Tattler Achievement Cup awarded annually by the Wood- ward Tattler to the outstanding senior, who during his four year career, contributes most to the welfare of the school, is likewise an important part of the Recognition program. ' ATTEND SENIOR FUNCTIONS N EXCELLENT opportunity for those socially shy individ- uals to overcome this defect presents itself With the ap- proaching numerous social functions planned to end up the school year activities. Seniors especially should not fail to attend the senior functions, for nothing else helps so greatly toward establishing that fine sense of friendship which should exist between classmates. The simple forms of etiquette expected of high school pupils are really not so difficult and can be easily learned from obser- vation. Youth forms its habits most easily, therefore it would be wise to immediately begin taking part in the social training a high school offers. Who's Who Julia Lubit being last week's guest, let's leave the busy ban- quet, picnic, graduation planning seniors and look for less notice- able underclassmen. Here's a junior chap whose line is scouting, oratory, and dra- matics. He represented his scout troop in the annual scout troop declamation contest, and was a member of the team that won the debate given in the auditori- um Armistice Day. His acting ability was for the first time displayed in the recent junior class play, Applesauce, but his smooth and faithful per- formance will probably gain many more dramatic roles for him. Bookkeeping is his favorite study as he aspires to be an ac- countant, but he gets an A in al- most every subject. Broadshouldered, of brunette hair and complexion, jolly tem- perament, and pleasing smile, he'll be an interesting find. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight-Glee Club Opperetta Tomorrow-District State Scholarship Tests CBowling Greenj Tuesday, May 10-Senior Ban- quet fLaSalle Sz Koch's Blue Room! Wednesday, May 11-f8:0OJ French Play Thursday, May 12--Soph Strut 18:00-11:00J I . Friday, May 13-Recognition Day Program fconference hourj A new simile for kissing-like letterwriting, because both are boring unless one has the im- pulseq . ' ' Don't criticize---philosophize. 1 Hither And Yon Isn't it lovely out today--the birds twitter and the iiowers are coming out--oh, me, three more weeks of school--into the girls' gym, Well, well, look how fresh and clean Pauline Grammer and Edna Marks look in their white gym suits-guess we'll all have to be leaders so we can wear white gym suits--of all the enter- prising people, Thelma Brown, must be the most enterprising, as she can win a tennis game single-handed--let's go visit Mr. E. L. Clark--looky all the soap-- Well you know he believes that the intelligence of a person is judged by the amount of soap he uses--What do you say we go up to Miss Cady's room-ah as the season comes to a close we see that Bertha Bustow can now type with two fingers instead of one--round to Miss Wetterman's room-looks more like home since she's back, doesn't it?--Wonder why Mr. Thomae has been knit- ting his brows so lately?--You say he is writing a poem called If Summer Comes --could we have an autographed copy please --You know we won't have many more meetings, so next week you be here early--Toodle doo. Girls with giggely reaction To guys like me, have no at-l traction. Girls have to be quite unique To go for boys without phy- sique. There is a place which they call Hades For boys who talk about the ladies. Girls who cry upon one's shoulder. Lose their friends as they grow older. Politicians, despite trans- gression, Are very proud of their profession. Q IFLASHES FROM FRIEND U Each year it is the custom in East High to have a group of Junior girls escort the .gradua- ting seniors at commencment. Junior escorts will be selected on a scholarship basis this year, which is entirely different from last year's method of choosing because of general appearance, carriage, and height-East High Spotlight, Denver, Colorado. U I They find fault with the editor, The stuif we print is rot. The paper's about as peppy As a cemetery lot- Each page shows poor arrange- ment, The jokes, they say are stale, The upperclassmen holler And the lowerclassmen rail. But when the paper's printed And each issue is on file If someone missed .a copy, You can hear him yell a mile. -High Life, Erankfort, Ind. Bill Peteientering a ball roomj --I'm the musician you sent for. Stranger--Musician? I asked for a saxaphone player.-Libbey Crystal, Toledo,'Ohio. Deeds, not words, are the best answer to criticism.--The Wig- wam, Yakima, Washington. A Central High girl has been awarded a gold pin by the Gregg Company for attaining the excel- lent record of typing 60 words a minute for 10 minutes with less than five errors.---Central Hi Record, Sioux City, Iowa. .1-M..-M- ORNER Have you heard: That an efficient 'thermometer for the rate of this depression is the number of aspirants for the public offices? That the versitility of Gil Harre, football and basketball player, extends even to the dance floor? ' That there are Woodward stu- dents with enough initiative to go to Bowling Green to take a test? That several conventions for the purpose of nominating can- didates for the senior class pre- sidency will be held during the summer in popular dance halls? That Friday, the thirteenth, comes out at a very bad time, just before graduation? That the moon will come over the mountain more often in order to take advantage of leap year? Ain't that 'sumpin'? That our own Miss Pola Baer has unsuccessfully tried to outdo Kate Smith? Pola tried to ,pull the mountain over the moon. Roosevelt and Smith are per- fectly Willing to Bght, but can't seem to choose the weapons., l I w l I I . 1- . THE WOODWARDATATTLER. , Y THREE WEEKS OF PRACTICE ENDED Backfield Has Long List Of Candidates: Line Is . - Promising Third week of spring football practice ended today with Coach Rollie Bevan's charges showing a fine spring form. Bevan is taking up most of his time in working with the line which has to be replaced from tackle to tackle. He is using several boys at end position in order to find a suitable combina- tion to fill the gap caused by graduation. Hugh Collins will likely take Katafiasz's place at end if he can keep up or improve on the work he is doing now. The backfield looks promising. Frank Katafiasz is developing into a fine passing and punting fullback. Jim Boyd is being worked in the backfield part of time. He is only a freshman and has three more years of play for Woodward. Friedman, DeShet- ler, Szczepanik, Reichlin,Muar, and Kokocinski are all fighting for places in the backfield and all have even chances of making it. ' - Nine Rounds Of Boxing Are Held In Auditorium Three three-round bouts, the proceeds of which will be used in reforming athletic equipment, were held this morning in the auditorium, too late to publish the results. LaVerne Keller met George Fraser, city scholastic bantam champ, in the first match Carl Joseph opposed Benny Malaska in the second fight. Joseph holds the scholastic Welterweight crown while Malaska represented Woodward in the lightweight division. The final bout was a heavyweight encounter between Frank 'Letke and Erwin Oehlers, Woodward's entry in the light- heavy division in the city meet. Girls' Standing End of the first week's play in the girls' intra-mural baseball tournament Ends five teams at the head with undefeated record. These standings include all of last week's games. W Pct. Friendship Club 2 1.000 Brownies 2 1.000 Seniors 1 1.000 Shooting Stars 1 1.000 Freshman 1 1 1.000 Wildfires 2 .667 Lightning 2 .667 Sophomores 1 .500 Freshman 2 l .333 Latin - 0 .000 French 0 .000 Juniors 0 .000 Commerce 0 .000 Inter-circle 0 .000 Blue Sox 0 .000 Periclean 0 .000 SENIORS WON TRACK MEET LAST FRIDAY Freshmen, Sophomores And Juniors Trail Fourth Year Class Seniors piled up a total of sixty- eight points to win the annual inter-class track meet last Friday. Freshmen inished second with thirty-five, sophomores third with seventeen, while the juniors failedto score a point. Led by Bradley, Morris, and W o l fo r d, the upper-classmen took eight of the thirteen firsts to lead the 'field by a big margin. Ralph Bradley, captain of the Woodward track squad, was high point man with 15 points, besides running in a winning relay team. Wolford was second with ll, and Morris third with 10. Summary of events: . 100 yd. dash: 1st, Bradley,Srg 2nd, Boyd, Fr: 3rd, Scott, Fr: Time: 10 4-5. 100 yd. low hurdles: lst, Olias, Fr: Eckert, Sr. tie: 3rd Worden, Sr. Time 13. Mile: lst, Morris, Sr, 2nd, Graham, Sr, 3rd, Dix, So: Time 5:20. 2-5 Mile relay: lst, Fresh. QScott- Carter-Olias-Boydl 2nd, Seniors, 3rd, Sophs. Time 1:24 880 yd. run: lst, Morris, Sr: 2nd, Livo, So: 3rd, Dombrowski, Fr. Time 2:20 220 yd. run: lst, Sahadi, Sog 2nd, Carter, Fr: 3rd, Brandman, Sr. Time 25. 4-5 Mile relay C4 lapsj lst, Seniors fBradley, Morris, Worden, EckertJ2nd, Freshg 3rd, Sophs. Time 3.05 2-5. 440 yd. run: lst, Bradley, Sr: 2nd, Eckert, Sr. 3rd, Bustow, IH-. Time 59. Shot: lst, Wolford, Mg 2nd, Letke, Sr, 3rd, Harre, Sr. Distr 40 feet. Discus: lst, Wolford, Srg 2nd, Letke, Srg 3rd, Harre, Sr. Dist. 106 feet. Broad Jump: lst, Boyd, Fr: 2nd, Holmes, So: 3rd, Wagner, Fr. Dist. 19 feet 1 inch. Pole Vault: lst, Bradley, Sr, 2nd, Worden, Sr: 3rd, Holmes, So. High Jump: lst, Boyd, Fr: 2nd, Holmes, S03 3rd, Wolford, Sr. 5 feet 6 inches. TRACK TEAM DROPS SECOND DUAL MEET Woodward track squad lo s t their second outdoor dual meet to Waite at the East side track by a 965-305 score. The Bears' weakness in the run- ning events was the chief cause of their defeat. Victor Morris and Ray Wolford were the only Woodward men to take iirsts, Morris pacing the field in the mile run and Wolford taking the shot put. Ralph Bradley took a third in the 100 yard dash, second in the 440, and tied for second in the pole vault. Other point winners for the Bears were Worden, third in the 120 yard high hurdle: Lupinski, second in the shot put, Eckert, third in the 440: Carter, third in the 220: Harre, third in the shot put, Wolford, second in the dis- cus: Harre, third in the discusg and Holmes, second in the javelin throw. Wolford was high for Wood- ward with eight points, followed by Bradley with six. Kaiser's fifteen points was high for the meet. Simile--As sincere as a movie .actors autograph. , . A --,,.,,. ...lnw ' 1 BE R rms L I a BILL Rosrnaf -yu p, This may be an age of speed but the juniors can't see anything to hurry about. Which is proba- bly the reason they didn't score a point in the inter-class meet. 1 l U The Pica club-Commerce club indoor game last week turned out to be a real pitchers' battle. The game went four extra in- nings without a single score by either team. Louie Lublin pitch- ing for the printers struck out 21 and Vincent Chrostek, Commerce hurler, fanned 29. . With the kind of write-up the boxers have been getting in the daily announcements, there is somebody in this school who ought to be press agent for Jack Dempsey. Girls' Gym Gists At the girls' gym demonstra- tion Apr. 28, the sophomores took the class honors by running up a total of 40 points, the juniors came second with 35, third was taken by the seniors who come in with 305, and the cellar was occupied by the freshmen who scored 65. A check for 3510.00 was received by the girls' Athletic League, as their receipts from the April Amble, the inter-scholastic dance given by the Athletic Associa- tion of the high schools in Toledo. Because ofthe discontinuation of the clogging classes, Mrs. Naomi Leonhardt will no longer occupy the place of piano player in the girls' gym. . Harriet Maier and Eunice McConoughy received quite a hand from the spectators at the gym show. Dressed as clowns, their antics produced many a laugh. . ' Twenty-four dollars and forty- 'rive cents was amount collected at the door the night of the gym meet. More than 350 people attended the affair. Golf Team to Meet Tough Opposition: Are Second Now With three games won and one lost, Woodward will meet tough opposition in DeVilbiss and Scott, whom they will meet to- night and Monday, respectively. DeVilbiss, a new but strong opponent, has two victories and one loss to their credit, one of the victories being over the de- fending champions, Scott. The last team on Woodward's sched- ule is Scott, which has the same percentage as the Tigers. Seeing how nice the paintless golf balls look, Blackie Weber would like to see some paintless girls at Woodward. p GOLF SQUAD IN ' WIN OVER SAINTS Bears Eke 2 Out One Point Decision: Drop To i Libbey Woodward golfers came back after a 155-25 beating at the hands of Libbey to upset the strong St. John's sextet by a single point. The score of the second game was 95-85. This victory put the Bears in second place in the standings. Russ Dilley, besides tying with Paul Gorney for low score on the Woodward team, scored all of the Bears' points in the Libbey game. Urwin of the south-end school won medal honors for the match with a 79. Gorney and Dil- ley turned in 84's. St. J ohn's, touted as a possible champion this year, lost their sec- ond start of the season. Russ Dilley tied with Biniak of the Saints for low score with an 81. Dilley led the Bears again with three points, Gorney chalked up two End one-half more for Wood- war . Summaries of the games: Woodward Libbey Kalinowski 0 0 0 0 Holloway 1 -1 1 3 Dilley 1 1 1 2 Sobb 1 0 0 0 Gorney 0 0 0 0 Urwin 1 1 1 3 Wieber 0 0 0 0 Rudzinski 1 1 1 3 Duszynski 0 0 0 0 Carpenian 1 1 1 3 Jarecki 0 0 0 0 Nowakowski 1 1 1 3 Woodward St. John's Kalinowski 1 0 0 0 Biniak 1 1 1 2 Dilley 1 1 1 3 Bogadonas 0 0 0 0 Gorney 1 1 1 2 Lang 1 0 0 0 Weiber 1 0 0 1 Wawrzyniak 0 1 1 2 Duswnski 1 0 0 ,0 Doelin 1 1 1 2 Jarecki 0 1 1 2 Elfler 1 0 0 1 Three Woodward Teachers Are Ofiicers Of League Mr. Clyde Van Tassell was elected president of the School- masters' Bowling League, at their annual banquet and election of officers, April 23, in the Third Presbyterian Church. Two other Woodward teachers elected to offices were Mr. L. C. Clark, as secretary, and Mr. Joy Morhardt, treasurer. Mr. Clark and Mr. Van Tassell are on the team which completed the bowling season with the highest score. GOLF STANDINGS Woodward golfers moved into undisputed possession of second place in the city scholastic stand- ings as a result of their victory over St. John's 'Monday. Libbey, who handed the Bears their only defeat, is at the head of the list. ' W L Pct. Libbey i 3 0 1.000 Woodward 3 1 .750 Scott 2 1 .667 DeVilbiss 2 1 .667 St. Johns 1 ' 2 .333 Waite 1 3 .250 Central 0 4 .000 -...ll-....i. Seymour Rothman says that the only part of Les Miserabeles that he likes is the sewer scene. He's a dirty guy. ,nl ....mm.d...m, ,,,,. ... - .1-if-' mn ' ESQ, Q 1. I 1 l Y 1 2- '1?5'.75'i'5' 'iifS'V 1'f'7' 3 J' - 3. Q- . . e - W 7f2.f:iilf75?'3 I Q- K- v N v ' ' N . s -. E A THE WOODWARD TATPLER -. 'Q . -, .. -.---,rl-,lk ,, g. t p gf up -X - -. kv. X. rkxlqq, FRENCH CLUB TO' PRESENT PROGRAM Varied Program To Be Given By Freshman Branch Wednesday Les Molieristes, freshman French club, will present La Suprise d' Isidore, Isadore's Surprise, Wednesday, May 11, in the auditorium, at 8:00 p.m. This play shows the complica- tion which results when Isadore vi its his old school friend, Adolphe, who has become a spe- cialist of mental diseases. James Shemas will portray the roll of Isadore and Sam Schall will take the part of Dr. Adolphe. Other members of the cast include Sharon Leibovitz, Helen Swaya, and Mary Ellen DuMounte. Virginia Stackovitz is directing the play and Philip Weiss and Richard Joseph are stage man- agers. . Before the play begins, French folk songs, dances, and pantom- ines will be given by the same group accompanied on the piano by Irene Stackovitz. Admission is ten cents. . Freshmen Lead Unsat Group With 1863 Sophs Are Second Total of 444 unsatisfactories were either mailed or given in classes to students in Woodward. The freshman won the honor of receiving the highest number, 186, while the sophomore class ran a close second with 144. The total number of unsatisfactories received by girls was 170, while the number received by boys was 274. The senior class received 29 ,unsatisfactories of which the boys number a total of 20. Un- satisfactories were mailed to those who received three or more. Seventy-Eight Industrial Arts Students Visit Plants Under the supervision of W.F. Rohr, seventy-eight boys from the Industrial Arts Department made a tour last week of the Ford Motor Co., Greenfield Vil- lage, and Ford's airport. Some of the interesting sights seen were the laboratories in which Edison carried on his first experiments with his inventions and the museum of replicas re- sembling important events in history. A noticeable feature of Ford's plants was the cleanli- ness of the workers and their surroundings. Bob Mitchell To Succeed Strohm As Hi-Y President Bob Mitchell was elected presi- dent of the Senior Hi-Y at the last meeting at the Y.M.C.A. Other officers elected were Fred Slawski, vice president, Edward Chevalier, secretary, George Fraser, treasurer, and Vernon Burke, sergeant-at-arms. The retiring oflicers are Vincent Strohm, Richard Eckart, Henry Chmielewicz, George Stein, and Gil Harre. '. '-'. ' . . . ,. f' .. guy. .,.,,, . -f --K f' - f iff ' MCCUNE POST TO GIVE SCHOLARSHIP Seniors Of All City Schools Offered Chance To Compete Vernon McCune Post of the American Legion is offering a 8560 scholarship at Toledo University to a senior in a city high school. Students desiring to compete are required to write a 2500 word theme on one of the following subjects: What are the respon- sibilities of an American citizen? What responsibility should a good citizen assume in the fur- therance of the Peace Move- ment? How may we develop better international relations? All themes must be in the hands of the committee by May 15, 1932. Further information can be obtained from Miss Edna McLaughlin. . .l.1T Deadline Flashes Louis Wexler, '28, one of the many Woodward Wexlers, will graduate from the law college at Ohio State University with highest scholastic honors. Louis is one of the seven men to be elected to Coif, honorary legal fraternity. Not bad, Mr. Lawyer not bad. . Q . Mr. E. R. Rike claims some kind of record or other for having 100 per cent attendance in all his classes, May 2. We take the great- est pleasure in presenting Mr. Rike the prize set of leather bound cardboard auto tires. The French classes make his- tory! For the first time in the his- tory of Woodward, students have completed a four year course in French. Those completing the study are Virginia Boza, Lillian Sheon, Esther Novick, and Alma Johnson. Parlez.voi1s, girls? Laura Blumenfeld, '30, took honors for having the prettiest ankles in a contest at the R.K.O. theater, New York. And to think we overlooked them. Daniel Urbanski shows all signs of becoming a big business man. Dan, so 'tis said, made his contrib to the Cummunity Chest via check amounting to eleven cents. t I' t Tattler's display cases will car- ry the latest in sports clothes styles as next week's exhibition. The togs are furnished through special permission ofthe LaSalle Sz Koch company. Woodward Girls In Play Roselyn Kenaga, Arla Grodi, and Betty Jane Kasley, Wood- ward students, have parts in the three act drama, The Eighteen Carat Boob, to be presented May 12 and 13 at First Baptist Church. iw N , Torch Light H Under The Tattler t . Mr. Hugh Montgomery Who could be a more appropri- ate subject for Tattler Torch than Mr. Hugh Montgomery, who is responsible for the weekly- ap- pearances of the Tattler? Our printing instructor has taught printing in schools for the past fifteen years. With his perk little black bow tie neatly mounted on a white shirt, Mr. Montgomery talked about his rock garden, his hobby at present. His spare time is spent in his garden, specializing in the cultivating of roses, his favorite fiower. I even like spinach, and eat a great deal of it. Thus Mr. Mont- gomery exhibits his superiority to the majority of the student body. With a twinkle in his eye and a ready smile on his lips he also displays a good nature which makes him popular among the students. POLA BAER CEd. note--Private note to cer- tain English teachers-if you think that the Letters of Theo- dore Roosevelt are so hot, you should see some of the swell ones Pola gets.J I I I Dear Pola: Is it really true that 'Norman Kinker waves at unknown girls while coming to school? Jupiter. Dear J upe: Positively no! Norm is too particular. The type of girl he waves to are known plenty. Polafknows allJBaer. Dear Miss Baer: A p Why is Eddie Raczko always talking about Fanchon Cooker? ls it love? ' I Charley and Curley. Dear Chuck and Co.: 'Eddie says the only time he -talks about Miss Cooker is in his sleep. Now I ask you, is that love? Polafhears alDBaer. Art DepartmentReceives New Etching Machine Art department under the direction of Miss June Anderson received an etchnig machine from the Board of Education recently. Through the aid of this ma- chine next year's Art Klan mem-. bers are planning to sell etched Christmas cards. or REAL BATTLE' Gloves, Feet Fly In Athletic Club Boxing ' Show - 1 , Nice bunch of boys working out here, eh wot, Roi? converses the ,Tattler Gossip-seeker at Coach R01 who is watching a couple of boys working out for to-day's boxing matches. Maybe I ought to give 'em some pointers. Mr. Bevan hurls a couple of forty pound weights in the gener- al direction of the seeker, but failing to scare the pest away, allows him to keep on speaking. Reminds me of a really good- fight I saw back home. Single strike Vendervere met with Pum- melunconscious De Tracy for the No springs-Honest weight cham- pionship of the Butterfiy A. C. . v They called Vandervere 'Pro- moter' cause he always paid the referee. He swung his arms like a windmill. De Tracy started his career by winning a canvas sitting con- test, but the only time he was ever fioored was when he got dizzy from running round the ring. The kind of fight these guys had shouldn't have taken place in a ring. They should have used a cinder track. For ten rounds the boys kept running away from each other. The ringside customers started offering lap money. Finally the referee got the boys together in- the center of the ring and held ia'- peace conference. After that the boys got busy. For two rounds they stared at each other, then Single-strike feinted with a left. The crowd was so surprised they fainted too. The referee warned him about roughness. 'A De Tracy got sore and the boys began going. Why, -the fighters drew so many gloves, they started up a young cyclone, but everytime they's in I-hitting distance, they'd kiss and make up. The fight finally ended, and when it came time to count points, the judges found that the only blow of the fight was when the referee blew his nose. They finally awarded Vandervere the decision and gave him a cup for being the best waltzer. Coach Bevan looks up, slowly his hand gropes for a weight, his fingers grip the handle of a forty pounder. SWISH ----- BONG---- and the Tattler Gossiper sinks, to the iioor. - If a bird in the hand is worthi 10c, how much are' two in the bush worth? i The lights dim, fade, and go out. pg Exemption To Continue I - A and B students will agaiir be exempted from final exams to be held May 23 and 24. The same' exam schedule as used last semester will again be in effect: . . -. ,,,.t . . V V. we . XI'-'. nz. . .. -gi-rk.-.k..-t . 1, '--ara ,,-1 N--A. -ra-.. M . -. Aj- -TV, R - -' W - ' L. , Goss1PER RETELLS' TQ 4 Q. . 1 '. r 'if :-rf 1 -1 y 1 -. fp v N, K- vwffw --fy lg: ' 5 ,-- -3 . V. . V - ,, . 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