Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 268 of the 1924 volume:

If-Y C1116 New! The members of the Hi-Y Club point with pride to the fact that they have just finished a most successful year. Despite the handicap of having only ten members at the beginning of the year, the society went to work with a will and did much throughout the ensuing term toward keeping aloft XVOodWard's high moral, phy- sical, and spiritual standard. ' The life of the club was built around two kinds of meetings: the general discussions. led by one of the advisers: and the talks, given by outside speakers who were interested in the boys' prob- lems. There was much to be gleaned from these discussions on topics of vital interest to the high school youth, and a casual ob- server could easily tell. by the way the members entered into the spirit of the thing, that they were reaping all they possibly could. The speeches and talks by the outsiders were likewise appreciated for their true worth. Nlen in every walk of life told of the difficul- ties to be overcome. the ceaseless labor to be expended, and the faith to be exercised before success is finally attained. The service committee had an extensive program prepared for the year, and for every meeting arranged to have an entertain- ment that kept the boys interested. Taking charge of the Xvorld Qutlook Fund and arranging interviews to help the boys of Yvood- ward were among the many things that this committee had to do. These interviews were with prominent men of Toledo, and the purpose was to help the boys find the life work for which each is suited. The membership program and social committees Worked well and deserve much credit for the club's success. Klr. Carver. the club's Y. Bl. C. A. adviser, left for Yale to prepare for missionary work in China and Was succeeded by Doc Miller. The society is indebted to both of these men for the valuable help they have given. The real backbone of the society has been Mr. Dunsmore. His winning personality and his keen understanding of boys has compelled everyone coming in contact with him to admire, respect, and love him. Every boy who knows him, Whether in the society or not. has a place in his heart reserved for lNIr. Dunsmore. Ninety T all ..,,, 'N Ei I 'Il .' ' The ellfhezzzzkf Sodezjf COLORS-Blur 11.1111 fflzitf' FLUXVER-SiL'c'c'f P011 The Alchemist Society may be numbered among the high school's first societies, since it was organized during the first year that VVoodWard became a Technical High School. Our purpose has always been to encourage a study of the sciences and their related subjects, as Well as to promote good fellowship and leadership in school activities. A large number of our members now, as in the past, have been instrumental in the success ofthe major functions of the school. The character of the society and the high regard that it holds among the students may be noted by the smiles that light the faces of those invited to join our group. Qui' meetings stimulate scientific study: our parties. good clean entertainment, And our initiation! Does any member forget the events that occur on this occasion! During the past year the society has established chapters in the other three high schools of the city, and we have had good re- ports from all. YVe trust that our members Who are to continue the work of the society during the coming years will carry on, and that the society may always stand for what is best in the student life of our school. .Yizivlll-ulia M '-351: 2-3 Qmthemi 515 .Yinely-nm Alfred Johns Norman Taylor EDWIN KELLER ..... The Uflcfzezlzzlfzis' OFFICERS ALFRED KROB ....... CLEMENT PRESTLER - GEORGE ASTRY ...... ROBERT KEI,LER .... George Ast ry Rose Bame ----- Presideni - Vice-President ------- Secretary MEMBERS Emanuel Bloom Lloyd Grantham Jay Growden Ruth Herman Karl Imholt Ronald Jordan Alma Franke Florence Cohn llary Gariinkel Eva Friedmar Chalfant Allam Fred Tiedeman lllillard Stone Robert Bame ----- TVFUSHTFV Sf'fg6lI7lf-HI-JFII15 Edwin Keller Robert Keller Edgar Kimball Alfred Krob Richard lllolter Clement Prestler lVillard Ramser Philip Riley Florence Suddaby Cora. Sprow Frank Lathrop X I Charles DeShetler George lValther Florence Bloom Ida llostov llanuel Shavinsky Johnnella Haggart Klarie Arvay llax Sherman Abe Smith Thelma Luttenberger George Bennett njrugiuneri ,.f Sncint George Astry Ellgl?l6El'l7Zg S 061.6131 NORMAN RAM EER - -- LEE KISER ......,, FRANZ VALTIER --- WALTER SNYDER ---- MR. PETREE ..... OFFICERS ------E,---- -,E------ Pwsidezzf ----,-- I'iL'F-Pl'P,YidF!1f Sefretzzry- Trezzsurfr --,, Sergwzzzl-111'-rlrnzs ------------ -N Fnvulfy rldwzsfr MEMBERS VVebster Lowe Milton Beat VVilbur Castor Lemuel Childers Norval Eversole Everett Fillbright Ora Foulk Jay Growden Paul Hartmann Fern Hayes Clarence Heinisch Edgar Kimball Lee Kiser Alfred Krob Edwin Laas Charles lN'Iann Carlos Noe Norman Ramler Willard Ramser Sylvester Rehman Philip Riley Arthur Scholl Orville Seidner Donald Sehelling VValter Snyder Fred Tiedeman Bruce Trippensee Franz Valtier Carlton Van Driesen Ezzgzheerzhg Soeiezjf As the present school year draws to a close, we pause for a moment to look back upon the third successful year of the VVoodward Tech Engineering Society. Each of these years has been more successful than the preceding one. The first event since the printing of the Techennial of '23 was the winning by the Engineering Society of the silver loving-cup given by the Senior class of '23 at its carnival. The society staged The House of Horrors so well that the Libbey Engineering Society used the same stunt at the Libbey Carnival. For its programs the society endeavored to obtain speakers among the men who are prominent in the industrial world. 'The lectures delivered by these men enabled the members to visualize the various engineering industries, thus helping them in the selection of their life work. Among the speakers were past and present members as well as these industrialists. Their subjects and names are as follows: RIR. R. H. SHERI.oCK--- -- ---Bridges and Their Construrlion llIR. VV. G. CLARK --.------------- The Elzgineering Profession XTR. B. A. HART -------- The llvorking of the Telephone System MR. E. RESTEIXIEIER ---- ---- - The ll'or,l-ing of the Pipe Organ RTR. L. KISER---.. --------- ---.- .---- Y ' he Iioundzziiozz of Life The lecture by hlr. Hart was supplemented by a trip through the lllain Exchange of the Ohio-Bell Telephone Company. In addition to the educational programs the society has staged several social events, which included a luncheon, preceded by lVIr. Hart's lecture, at the home of our faculty adviser, lllr. Petree, and the second annual Engineering Society Dance, Elaborate plans for the third annual banquet are well under way. ln the Alchemist-Engineers edition of the Tattler the society proved that its members possess literary as well as industrial talent. The views and opinions set forth by our writers illustrate clearly the advantages of our many lectures. For the purpose of seeing what each of the other societies was doing, several joint meetings were held with the Engineering Societies of Waite, Scott, and Libbey High Schools. The other three have been very much interested in observing the development and progress of the Libbey society, the infant of the group. In closing its third year, we feel that the Engineering Society has not only held high, but has raised its reputation and standard as a leader. We hand the now highly elevated torch to those who follow, making it clear to them that they must hold it aloft not only for the Engineering Society, but for lYoodward Tech as well. Nilieiy-xia' cZW00dZU!Zl'!f Qzrlf' Qxfflifefff ,fgfzgzze The Girls' Athletic League, organized to benefit the girls of Wloodward, has flourished under the leadership of Lenore Pur- cleski, our president: bliss Amy hliller and bliss Faye Miller, our faculty advisers: and bliss G-otshall, bliss Tylock, and Nliss Nelson, our physical directors. The sports of this season have centered around basketball and swimming. Every class has a basketball team, and inter-class games are played whenever possible. The results of the games have been surprising to us all but especially delightful to the jun- iors, for they have won most of the games. XVith the spring, hiking, tennis, hockey, and swimming will be added to the regular indoor sports. Although ours is an athletic organization, the Valentine hlatinee Dance, the first of its kind in Wloodward, proved that we have not forgotten the social side of school life. Between dances and during intermission, valentines and refreshments were sold. The proceeds will go toward building up the league. Because the girls have enjoyed and participated in all the activities of the club, the boys may look forward to some keen competition for athletic honors. Ni rl Pl ll-3 .1 it .EQ Y C9 -4 19 ......l..-.1-.1-T r i Ninety-eight cZQj00d'fZU6ll'6l' Qzrlf effflzlefzk Qagzze LENORE PURCLESKI .... RUTH NovEs ....... HELEN C.-XSTOR .... RUTH HERBIAN --- RosE BAME ...... OFFICERS ---------------- -------Preszdw1t - --- - - Iliff'-P7'F.YiliF71f ----, ,------SFL'7'1'fllI'-1' - -- -ifrsixtzzzzt SFl'TFfIll'-1' ------------Reporter - ...... Senior RFf7l'FSPIIfHfl'Z'F CORA SPROVV ..,.,..... EVELYN KNEISTRIC ---- DOROTHY IQAMINSKI ...,.,... ,E ............ -Soplzomore Reprerezztnfiwe - ....... Junior Represelztalizwf FFFSIIIIIIIIZ Represelzizllire Naomi POLL,-XRD ...................,......... FACULTY ADVISERS Bliss Fay Bliller Bliss Amy Bliller GYM INSTRUCTORS Bliss Nelson Bliss Gotshall Bliss Tylock HONGRARY MEMBER Rae Abromowitz Rose Bame Helen Balen Bl r. Chapman MEMBERS Ethel Levine Thelma Luttenberger Elizabeth Blarner Genevieve Bell Dorothy Bruhl Helen Castor Julia Davis Lottie Dushinski Caroline Dye Lucia Eaton Eva Friedmar Ruth Gardner Blary Garhnkel Eva Greenspon Lillian Greunke Lucille Gross .Iohnnella Haggart Louise Herler Ruth Herman Evelyn Hinkleman Helen Holas Dorothy Kaminski Eleanore Kaminski Eleanor Kaniewski Gertrude Kelly Sylvia Klein Evelyn Kneistric Helen Kocinski Soverina Kolbern Millie Kuntsbeck Grace Bflental Blargaret Blohr Nellie Bflolevitz lda Bflostov Pansy Blostov Ruth Noyes Marjorie Opfer Alice Parman Naomi Pollard Claire Prypora Lenore Purcleski Cecilia Renz Bernice Sampton Ethel Saxton Pearl Singal Stella Sitter Lillian Smith Cora Sprow Grace Suchomma Libbey Sxvedler Bflinnie Swedler Bflarguerite Taylor Blarge Tiedemann Pearl Tiedlebaum Alice Thompson Blargaret Thompson Lillian VVeinstein Ninrlq- IP gif Q Cat? To aar new princi- pal, Charles King Chapman, who lzay already endeared himself to botlz students and teaclz- ers alike, we respect- fully dedicate this volume of tlze Teclz- ennial. if ' 1, A ., uulacrlf-ivl ana Q' 'lf' xy, l Hifi! U4, .,,+ l , k If 'Q' 11 Juv IVR wp if Q Q I QAQLALI E , 0 1 1 11 hgh dz ,, ,W ,, ,, , Y , ,n,, ,,.,,1:... , 0 1 , Q. fh- The Spmzzkh Club CATHERINE HOXY'.ARD .,. NIARGARET LIEBERMAN .... EMANUEL BLOOIXI .... ESTHER lx'IEN.-XCKER --- Miss xVETTERlNIAN --, lVIarie Arvay Esther Baim Emanuel Bloom Florence Bloom Ida Buettin Guy Dick Ross Dieball David Ferber Eva Friedmar Russel Gardner George Goldman llrlargaret Gunkel Raymond Hall Harold Harrison Florence Henderly Ned Hills Catherine Howard Edward Judson YVilliam Kigel ' Arthur Klein K i Louise Kaslly Alfred Krob - I Louis Laderman gjxi Ethel Levine - I l ff ug CFFICERS I ---,----a--- EA-------PfFXif1f'lIf - M - - Vire-P1'e5idr'r1f - e,.... Serretary MEMBERS Esther lhlenacker Edna lWcLaughlin Ida lblostov Pansy lVlostov Nellie lllolevitz Henry Navarro Ada Pfister Norman Ramler VVillard Ramser Philip Riley Katherine Rump Ida Schwartz Morris Shall Mary Sharie Frank Sherman Lorna Sigman Cora Sprow Sam Straus Robert Squire Rudolph Valdes llflilton NValdman Lillian VVeinstein - - - - - Trfwszlnfz' Isllflllfj' ,111'7'fXi'1' VVilliam VVeisberg Clara YVilliams Francis Yerzy Sophia Zaner li lVIargaret Lieberman EQ Florence Lieberman WAN Sam Zelden V lg L, ii gsm H M M55 0 h nd done il, ,lg - ---N -i' - ---figgss -.VA W ,--f ig' ?.f lgggrmnimiiliiiiiixfggilaifflraiummrafiiggiwgTi77fTw3?FQTiT1 F - W wmv- I -1'-1:-a L. ' ' A A ' g W 'A f .- .wk-,.M, . The Spalzziflz Club La Junta Castellana was organized in 1923 under the ca- pable direction of Nlrs. Benedict. Although the society is but two years old, it has grown and developed until it is able to occupy an undisputed place with the older clubs of the school. The purpose of the club is to promote and stimulate interest in the study of Spanish and the life and literature of Spain, to aid the student in acquiring a better knowledge of and fluency in the language. Our results have been successful to a remarkable degree. This year the Work has been carried on under the able super- vision of bliss lVetterman, faculty adviser, friend, and pal in all our undertakings. Catherine Howard, our president, has been a loyal and faithful worker. In her effort to carry out the program for the year, she set an example of unselfishness that made us also determined to show a willingness to Work. Wie were given our best opportunity in presenting the Spanish Play, Castillos de Torresnobles, which Was given Nlarch nineteenth at Scott Auditorium. The play was a decided success and was perhaps the greatest undertaking ever attempted by any single club in the school. Viva La Junta Castellanal Om' h.11.nfIr01f Iwo D U ,QF fp 04 U OFFICERS NIILDRED SHINE ---- ..... - ...,... .. ...H,....,...... ...-H. P rfsidwzf LILLIAN ELSPERMAN .................................. I'ife-Prmdmt ROBERT KELLER .............,..................... ,. ...... Repm-fer CATHERINE HOWARD ........................ Sl'L'l'FfI17'j' and Treaxllrer DOROTHY BRUHL ................................. SF7'g'f'IllIf-Ill'-.JVIIIX MRS. BEARDSLEY .,......................................... Adviser IVIISS WETTERMAN ...,.. ....... . E--- --. ......... ....A.. . :Idfiser JE?-i, ,3:eLJ'2f'--fi '4---f - 5211.4 -, if gm 41'QY11Z,3,. ' One I1 11 ndrezi th ree Le Cerfle Ewzmzk As the end of the year 1923-24 draws near, the members of Le Cercle Francais look back with pride and pleasure at the progress of this society. Notwithstanding the fact that many of the older members had left school, and that the club had to be wholly reorganized, it has progressed further and further, until now it may record tasks successfully completed. Various novel programs were enjoyed at many of the meet- ings, each member doing his share towards preparing them. French is spoken exclusively at all meetings, a fact which accounts for the progress that has been made with the nasal sounds, accents, and other technicalities of the language. Tout bien ou rien fthe best or nothingj is the motto' of this club, and toward this goal we have Worked hard and faith- fully. Kluch credit is due to our president, hlildred Shine, and our faculty advisers, hlrs. Beardley and bliss VVCtfC1 IT1Z1I1. To the Seniors, who are leaving school, will come happy memories of this organization. To the lower classmen falls the responsibility of keeping up the established reputation, Let the work go on, and make XVoodward proud of ULe Cercle Francaisfl MEMBERS Rose Bame Garabed Dgibilion Dorothy Bruhl Luella Doll Lillian Elsperman Belle Gothclf Ruth Herman Catherine Howard Alfred Johns Robert Keller Edgar Kimball Maxine Moore Claire Prypora llildred Shine Louise Kaslly Herman Kuntz Louis lNIoses Sigmund Zarembski Jay Shuer hlary Garlinkel ij 2 3' li Va Ei l El i :gl lifiysa, M93 .11 14' K7 T 0111f 1, .. X ..- is.-1 ei 'I W .Qzizkz 671115 VVe are two years old. But what a lusty and precocious youngster we arel YVe have already outgrown our infancy. In the Techennial of last year we commented that we hoped our road, then so strewn with boulders, would he clear of many of these obstructions this year. Time has vindicated that wish. At the first meeting of the term the club enrolled a membership of nearly forty, which is about three times as many as attended the first meeting of the preceding term. The attendance has been very good at all the other meetings, This year we have the advantage of Latin VI. This new and advanced course widens the scope of the club's pro- grams. Heretofore the subject matter was restricted to the work covered in the second year course. Now, however, we can include work connected with Cicero and the poet Ovid. The programs have been varied, and appealed to the club members. As usual they prepared individual talks upon many sub- jects which are intimately related to the Latin language and race. Some of these included matter based on the daily life, customs, manners, religion and architecture of the Romans. At one of the meetings a musical program and humorous skit were presented bv the students. At another meeting, llliss Swanson, teacher of Latin I and H, talked about the conference which she and lVIr. Phipps had attended, This conference of Latin teachers was held at Ohio VVesleyan University at Delaware, Ohio. The club sent a group of posters for exhibition in the conference. Our teachers reported that the WVood- ward group was one of the best on display. ln conjunction with the French and Spanish Clubs the Latin Club issued an edition of the Tattler. This number was very interesting, contain- ing articles of great diversity. Ylvhen we say that without the aid of lllr, Phipps the Club would not have progressed so far or so rapidly, we mean it. It is not a stock phrase. ln every activity he aided all that he possibly could, throwing himself into the work with an enthusiasm and good-will that inspired the members and officers to give their best for the sake of the organization. MEMBERS Chalfant Allam Abe Axonovitz Lloyd Bergcramtz llilorris Bernstein Ed Fanning Vivian Flath Eva Friedmar lllary Garfinkel Lillian Greunke Johnnella Haggart Isadore Harris Lillian Haworth Robert Hindee Cletus Hoel Harvey Holmes lllorris Levine Charles llflehlman Harry lllehlman lsadore llliller Flora lllolevitz Sam Pollock Anna Rappoport Ethel Saxton Helen Sneda Sam Straus Paul Thompson Frances VVeissenberger Sadie Furst Jake Levine Rolland lllclllaster Edwin Horst lNIarjorie Opfer full Karl Imholt Jay Shuer Maurice Levey Arthur Klein :ijfflj Norman Taylor if 'e' .. L ,ii. li Om' lmmlred fire .I A i- ' Kim U ' --W 5 .,-,, ,,,, rar ,bf Y N gnu 611111 ,. wg: ' '--- ---H--nf--'-3 'Q' 'gf CHALFANT ALLAN1 KARL IMHOLT --- HARRY MEHI,M.AN ETHEL SAXTON -- MR. PHIPPS .... OFFICERS --- .,.,.........- ...,. P rimus Consul Secundux Consul --- ........ dedile --------Quaesfer ----Fafulty Adzrixer One hundred sm: I-- U, wt mT'f'1r -7 Sq. ,, nQ1L..,.J.,:1 J1i ,, ,, H, . ,qv , , ,,.-,,,3 Qlee Club The YVoodward Glee Club, one of the best organized societies of YVood- ward, has completed its third prosperous year. hlanv events have occurred to make this society a prominent one. Under the direction of hir. Ball two operas were given, showing the expansion of the society's activities since last year. The Pennant, a delightful opera. in which Frances Lowe appeared as Doris Bond and Herbert Housman as Jack Lawson, was given during the first semester. The cast included: Frances Lowe ............a..L... ...... D oris Bond Herbert Housman --- .... --Jack Lawson Ethel Gent ........ ..,. K flrs. Reno Grass Norma Cousino --- ...... lX'Irs. Bond Cletus Hoel ..... ---Jeremiah Bond Della Hamel --- ---- hliss Young Ruby Turley --- ---- Bliss Sweet Austin Pelton -- ------- lXIason James Paige ---- ------ C oach Arthur Hissong --- ---. -..--- Harding Williani VVade --- - - --- ---- ----Levi Lender Charles Sarns ----------------.------------------ Lord VVoodby Rich On April the twenty-fourth the second memorable opera was presen- ted in Scott Auditorium. Helen Castor as Valerie Vane and Jerry Smith as Billy took the leading roles. The cast was as follows: THE MAID AND THE MIDDY lNIiddy 1Billyj --------------------------------------..- Jerry Smith lllaid fValerie Vane, --- ------ Helen Castor Bounder ------------- --------- P hil Kaser lVIrs. Gatly -- ---. Elinore Kaniewski Evans ---.-- --.--.- A ustin Pelton Fitz ------- ---- X Vilbur Castor Count ------- ---Arthur Hissong hir. Dawson -- ----- Williaiii VVade Dasher ----. ---- H erbert Housman Alice -- --.---. Pearl llledon hlaud --- ------ Fern Conner Phylis --- ---- Lenore Purcleski Slimson ------ --- --- ---- ---- O rville Seidnei' Attendant ----------.----------------------------.--- Fred Schrinel One of the most notable events of the school year was the appearance of the VVoodward Glee Club in co-operation with those of VVaite, Scott, and Libbey at the Coliseum where Faust was given. Character roles were taken by some of Toledo's best singers, while the various Glee Clubs made up the chorus. The real success of the club was due to the faithful work of capable ot- ficers. During the first part of the year the officers were VVebster Lowe, Presi- dentg james Paige, Vice-presidentg Lenore Purclesl-ci, Secretary and Treasur- erg Frances Lowe, Publicity lXIanager. As the majority of the officers left school, it was necessary to elect new ones. The result of the election made Helen Castor, Presidentg Lawson Wright, Stage Managerg Wilbur Castor, Publicity Manager, Lenore Purcleski, Secretary and Treasurer. Ons hundred seven L ,Il ,iigilzlp , 611512 f-'fffluh IQ! 15' 0 I I I I 'Woodward glee Club OFFICERS XX EBSTER Lowis -- ......... -- JAMES P.-noi: .,.. LENORE PURCLESK1 FRANCIS Lowe --- ARTH UR Hissoxo - - l i ! l 1 A l l i I i l E l 1 I E I Belle Altman Helen Ash Genevieve Bell Dorothy Carothers Helen Castor Lottie Dushinsky llildred Geigle Ethel Gent Edna 1IeLaughlin Grace Rlathews Leona lllohler Helen Perkins Lenore Purcleski Claire Prypora Frances Schultz Eva Smith Cora Sprow Ronald Flagg Arthur Hissong Herbert Housman Byron Howe Philip Kaser Edwin Keller YVilbur Castor Benjamin Dolgin Ervin Elston Edwin Glowsewski VVebster Lowe Rolland lliclllaster SOPRANOS -presidenf ------------,,Virf-Presiziezlt W .... Sefreffzry and Tl'l'I1.YllI'FV ----,---Pub1iCiIy ,,-BllXlI1?SS Grace Suehomma llarge Tiedemann Ruth Herman Dorothy Kaminslci Elinore Kaniewski Amelia Kuntsbeck Helen Kocinslci Frances Lowe Fern Conner Irene XVhite Julia Addis lrene Bruner llladge Clark Norma Cousino Della Hammel Sadie Potosky Ruby Turley Pearl lledon TENORS BARITONES nm' unzrez nine ff' l i7 ' 'nwlv' Clarence Heinisch Norman Krauss Austin Pelton Hen Potosky Charles Sarns Jerry Smith Gill Powcher Orvil Seidner Fred Schrinel Donald Schelling Lawson VVright YVilliam VVade fllfnmger .llanzzger -H131-at---L -+fHlLIiH1HHw5ew3Ei+1Qi5g':121503225111ggi' ' f ll'!l'l I l-A J 0 h I I 5 i , , it fun 221 1 , rr'-gntlmvr' -.L.2.'2- X 2 If S.. ol? A I I B EWNFCWFS l N ' J 6 XX? 5 Nj ' L L B S rf W ff l Q0 I FACULTY II CLASSES III ACTIVITIES IV ATHLE'fICS V TECH TICKLERS 5115 JO' fo' ,, ,,..V1,v , Olidl Or5l2eff1'a OFFICERS ROLLAND MCMASTLR -e.- L. ......-.,,.. L- ,-,,-e,P1-fgifimf IDA Mosrov ........ .v.. I 'ire-Preridffm ALlNI.A FRANKE . ..., ...... S errefnry CLARENCE ZEITLER -,- ,........ Trmrm-er JOHN ROBINS ........ ..,. B uxinexs fllmzzzger Same FISCHLER --- ...,...,... .. ........ L ibm:-inn MEMBERS VIOLINS Osoa Alrna Franke George Habbeler Sildlt FlSCl'llEI' CLAARINET llleyer Shenofsky Laura Levison lllildred Thompson Norman Sampson Leo Schan Jessie Lillicotch Claude VVells John Zbikowski Gertrude Joffa Paul Moskowitz Gertrude Leslie Alma Geutner Alice Maurer Hyman Leavitt Alvin Gagnon CELLO Clarence Zeitler Anna Lou Wells FLUTE Russel Holden Herbert Timm Craig YVatson lllartin Raley CORNET Grland Braatz Virginia Arnsman TROMBONE lllaurice Levey TL'B.A Charles Peelis DRUMS Leonard Young Samuel Rogalsky TYMPANI Donald Kleinhans PIANO Ida llflostov Frieda Cousin Rosalind Young One hundred vlervn One humlrfd twelve Ill: '11, -lp., 13.1 N, H911 '94 lr! V4 JJW ,LA-T4 , 'X ..:- FI ' N P- i- Q 5? ' The Ufoodzvarcl Or6he.f1'rzz Until this year XVoodward lacked one organization which is very necessary to any high school-a school orchestra. YVaite and Scott could boast of two very fine 'lsymphoniesf' as these schools described them, but, though the idea was often spoken of in our school, little progress was made toward the realization of our de- sire until the beginning of this school year, The students were agreeably surprised one day when an announcement was made to the effect that all who could play any kind of orchestra instrument were to go to the auditorium. VVithin a Week a satisfactory num ber of musical aspirants was assembled, and the career of lvood- ward's orchestra began. In spite of many difficulties, the young musicians, with the aid of bliss Bessie VVerum, progressed with surprising rapidity, and were well able to play the accompaniment for the Glee Club's operetta, The Pennant, staged January thirty-first. An event of great importance to the orchestra was its con- cert given April fourth. Scott, Waite, and Libbey had each given very pleasing concerts, and so, in order that Wloodward should not be outdone, our musicians worked unceasingly, with the result that the concert was one of which our school could be proud. As soon as the above-mentioned public appearance was over. something new attracted the orchestra's effort and attention, for, in place of the concert music, there appeared the accompaniment to the second operetta which the Glee Club planned to stage. The Nlaid and The lNIiddy proved to be even more pleasing to the audience than its predecessor, The Pennant, and so, again, lVoodward's musicians brought honor and credit to their school. The May Festival, an affair at which the combined glee clubs and orchestras of the four high schools appeared, was the crown- ing event of the year's effort, and demonstrated the heights which musical organizations, under the leadership of able directors, can reach. The young players will leave the orchestra in June with a feeling of regret, for each individual has realized many benefits from association with other young musicians for a whole year. To those contemplating future musical work of any kind, this year's training has indeed been invaluable. Although the work was diffi- cult and sometimes discouraging, the players always found a sym- pathetic friend in Miss Werum, and, because of her encourage- ment, ofttimes overcame in a few days musical obstacles which they had at first considered insurmountable. YVoodward is pleased with its orchestra and hopes next year to see Miss VVerum wielding her baton in our school again. One h umlrzfzl th irlce n 41511132111 Q, 6 I W s E I 1 4 P Ai mr I q and ' 1 1 1 GFFICERS RAYMOND HAL1. .... ............ --.,,, P , -mlignf CH.-XLI-'ANT ALLAB1 ..,. --- Vire President IXIARGARET LIEBERMAN U- .-..,,,,., Sefrefary PHILIP Ii.-XSER .,....... .... A issistrznl Sefretary Om' llUIllII'Pd fnzlrtwn Sizzdefzf C 01111617 COlXI lll ITTEES lll.-ISS RIEETING-George Astry, Clmirnian John Rietzke Chalfant Allam HIXLL PATROL-Edwin Keller, Cliairmnn Catherine Howard Louis Laderman ARRANGING DATES AND ROOMS OF ORGANIZATIONS- Philip Kaser, Chairman lllargaret Lieberman lllildred Shine IMPROVEMENT VVEEK-Louis Laderman, Clmirman Edwin Keller Ned Hills Louise Herler HOSPITALITY TO VISITING TE.A1IS- Frank Lathrop, Chairman Paul Hartman CUP COMMITTEE-L0uiS Laderman, Chairman Ethel Saxton Catherine Howard RIERIBERS Catherine Howard Raymond Hall Louise Herler Phil Riley Ned Hills Phil Kaser Henry Hirsch Norman Ramler llflildred Shine Margaret Lieberman Frank Lathrop Chalfant Allam Paul Hartman Edwin Keller Louis Laderman John Rietzke Charles Gainer Ethel Saxton Ruth Herman FACULTY MEM BERS llflr. Conser Bliss llililler lVIr. Chapman lkliss lWcLaughlin One I1 undred fifteen Sizzdelzi C 01172611 The Student Council of lVoodward Tech has successfully closed its second year. The proof of its work is in the reading thereof. Not words, but actions have marked the achievements attained. Under the able leadership of President Raymond Hall definite work was assigned to committees, and this work was faith- fully carried out. 7 Some of the council's many accomplishments were Improve- ment lveek, a class cup contest, new magazines for the library, mass-meeting control, and care of the halls. Because of the co- operation of the students, Improvement VVeek proved to be very beneficial for XVoodward. The committee in charge of this work included Louis Laderman Cchairmanj, Ned Hills, Edwin Keller, and Louise Herler. The class cup idea was a project of the Stu- dent Council. It promoted inter-class competition in loyalty by offering a silver loving cup to the class having the largest per- centage of pupils represented at the football and basketball games, plays and debates, and the greatest percentage of Tattler and Techennial sales. The work of the council has not been in vain. It has gradu- ally molded a line school spirit, which is, after all, the foundation of a school's morale. As a magnet draws its objects, so the Stu- dent Council has drawn every atom of school spirit from the hearts of all true Wloodward students. 01101111111 1 t 'Of ,Cfalller N gldif H' One llundruzl 1'1'yl1fm'n ' ' 'Eli Y ,',.1,r. ,,.1rzQl3g fl I.. Otgatzlkafzotz of the Taitler CH.-XLFANT ALLAAI ....... -,-- Staff -L-- Elliffll'-ill-Cllil f RAYMOND H,-X1.L .,.. ......,.... ..... ...7, . J I soriatff Editor BESS Ii,-XPLAN -- ...... ....,.......-,..,.., ,.,... L i tvrary Editor JOE NIATHANSON ......,....., ......... H..,. I 1 thlrtir Editor EMANUEL BLOOINI ..........,. - ............,t,.. Organizations Editor HAZEL LAZETTE ...............,. ....,,......,..... , Jluozni Editor HENRH' HIRSCH .........,.-.......... -- ....... -- Humor Editor ISADORE GDESKY ,.,,-,..,,,., ..,,..... .,-..,,,.... - - Terlz-Torlz NED HILLS ........................ ............ - --,- Terlz-Torh FLORENCE SUDDABY .............,..................,. Sofiety Editor PHILIP KASER ....................,,. ............ E xvlzange Editor ALFRED KROB ..................... ......,... C irrulaiion fllanager Miss HANNAH SHAW .............................. Faculty Jdwiser MISS GENEVIEVE STOYVE ....... ..................,.. F avulty Jdwixer BELLE GOTHEIAF .......................................... Reporter NIANUEL GANCH .................... ................... R vportrr RIILDRED SHINE ........................ ................. R vportrr IMILDRED THOMPSON .................................... Reporter WILLI.ABI LEXVAND ......... Q .....................,,,..... Reporter HELEN CASTOR .......................................... Reporter RIARGARET LIEBERMAN ..........L................. .-.... R eporter HEI.EN GEER ................ ............ ...L,. R e porter One l1'lHllIl'6ll n ineleen X rx -Mg , .Ui ilfglg' 5. 4 f I? .,. ' ' QE ,. xy 5- . my x K rf- wi ky, J-nm. ..x,,,, H M.. 5,3 if .. ev' 1 W Qs ,JV ?, fa, an yi, .2 A .M , xr? .fi-3 55 Q 'T 4 ., 1 iv. UN 'Tis education forms the common mind. -Pope. THE WOODWARD TATTLER 4 The Utattler Puhlishc d b y the pupils of VVoodward Technical High Sclool Toledo, Ohio in-:li ummm ' ' Chaliant Allam.. Raymond Hall . . . joe Nathanson, .. Emanuel Bloom ..... . Hazel Lazette .... Henri' Hirsch... 'ff' .Editor-in-Chief . ..., Associate Editor . . . . . . .Athletics ...Orgatiizatioiis . . ..., Alumni .. ...cOII1lCs gjigolifilgdrgky 2 ... ,...Tccli-Toch Fiore: ce Suddabv .,.,. .......... S chool News Alfred Krob. .. Miss Shaw Q Miss Stowe l' .... ..Excltanges Philip Kaser ....... , ...,,., . . . . . . .Circulation Manager .Faculty Adv :vers OUR FU TURIST EDITION This issue ofthe Tattler is known as the 1948 or Futurist edition. Take your choice. Its purpose is to provide a little amusement to you students by forecasting the carte s of some of the students of Tech. lf we classihed you as a bootblack, and you really intend to be a drayman, just put it down to lack of intelligence on our part. lf we left you out altogether, re- member that someone must be left out. Some student publications publish a so- called Hscandal sheet or Hgossip edition. Others issue a Hnut or crazy edition We thought that a UFuturist Edition would be something different in this litie. THEN GO GET IT In reading this edition of the Tattler, one cannot help observing that in nearly every known field, some formcrTech stu- dent is the leader. Of course, this is just 2 burlesque, but why not accept this con- dition as a precept? There is nothing in the paper that could not come true if each student would strive to make it a reality. Think how prowd old Tech might be to have such an alumni, to have leaders in every known field. It is something to work for. Why go away to win your laurels? There are more than enough right here in the old home town. Of course, you may have to leave in order to receive your prep- aration, but Toledo is a pretty good place to settle in. If you acheive success, think how much prouder your own home-folks will be of you than the New Yorkers and the Chi- cagoans will, who won't have that same personal interest that people here will. Then, too, uon't it be fun to watch and help make the town grow? For it surely will grow VVhy not grow with it? So pick out the position you want in 1948 and go get it' SENIOR PRUJI M.-IRCH 711' REPORT ON DIYISIUN OF CEMETERIES Submitted by XV Lone :ind A. Long. The capable men on the Cemetery Divi- sion have submitted their report to Mayor Green. Mr Lowe had a serious accident while inspecting Memorial Park Cemetery. He lost his balance and fell in :ui open grave. Mr. Long assisted with block and tackle in bringing him on earth. Mr. Lowe insists that wire-netting be placed over open graves and avoid such accidents. Mr Long leaned :tgainst a headstone, loosening a marble lamb, which fell, strik- ing Mr Longs foot, injuring it severely. Barring these accidents the inspection was successfully carried-out and the report sub- mitted to Mayor Green was approved SENIOR PR,OM HI,-IRCH 7th XVOODXVARD HAS NEXN A PRINCIPAL ln appreciation of the many years of loyal and devoted service to the educa- tional, social, and athletic interests of High School, Miss appointed principal unquestioned merit ,an educator makes Yvoodiiard Technical Bess Kaplan has been of that school, Her and unusual ability as her fully capable to administer the duties oi such a school as YVoodward. A review of her activities up to the present time is sufficient to convince any- one of her fitness for the responsible position. After graduating from Wood- ward Tech, which was formely located on Tenth and Madison, Miss Kaplan entered the University of lidichigan where she obtained her B. A. degree, specializing in history and English. For ten years she taught history at the new Woodward High School. Hertact and earnestriess will undoubtedly win the respect and co-operation of the entire faculty and student body. Om' htrttilred fzvenly ll!! lli lg llji Ez. ,lil ,EH if of . ' , Q 1 . ' 'T I T' WTTT511 feel?-'f1 '--N. 5. I 5 ,LY , , 5.1.5 een- E ' -.L.. lllllll!llll'lllYh Et PHE WOODWARD T.-XTTLER 3 HARBOR GROWS BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS For the past live years Toledoans have watched their harbor grow from an ordi- nary lake port to one of the largest and most modern ports now existing anywhere on the Great Lakes. This growth must be for the most part accredited to Alfred E. Krob and his assistants. Since Krob undertook the commissioner- ship of the Toledo Harbor bureau, he has never rested. His work has been with him almost continually. Norman Taylor, his assistant, remarks that since 1945 Krob has slept on a cot placed in one corner of his little oHice which is litterly jammed with blue-prints, plans, and specifications. One of the most notable improvements effected by the commissioner is the increase in the number of grain storage elevators. For many years Toledo had only three such structures. At this time, however, some ten or twelve elevators dot the banks of the Maumee. The docks and dockage facilities are very modern, and each week sees car- loads of new machinery arriving. One result of Krob's administration is the acquisition by the city of the greater part of the wharf area along the river banks. It is very important that the city own these riparian rights, lest a situation such as that which faced our largest ocean harbor, should harbors where the confront Toledo. In docks are all privately owned, the new ship- ping company is at a very great disadvan- tage, because the older companies can charge for the privilege of such exorbitant prices docking that the smaller firms cannot com- pete with them on an even footing. The Lagoon at Bay View Park has been dredged. Now as many as thirty loaded grain ships can tie up there for the winter. As a result of this wintering, many dollars are spent in Toledo each spring when the boats are outfitted for the coming year. In order to appreciate the romance of Krob's work, one must visit the Lagoon in the Spring when the ships are outfitting preparatory to their dash up the lakes to the northwestern country. VVe went out with the commissioner one afternoon about four o'clock. The view was certainly an in- spiring one. The first sight which met our eyes was the huge Heet of some thirty ves- sels, all jammed together in the Lagoon in what seemed to us to be an inextricable puzzle. Smoke, in some cases a heavy black, in other a light feathery white, poured from every stack. Men could be seen rushing about the decks very much excited. Here and there an engineer in his oily dungareesg then a hustling first mate, bearing the brunt of the work, puffed into sight wearing his customary outfit of old clothes, usually without his coatg on the bridges of several of the ships were the captains, calmly surveying the whole situa- tion, calculating in how many hours they would be ready to sail. These Old Men, as they are called all over the lakes, whether they are young or old, always impress one with their calmness. They sometimes bear the tremendous responsibility of six hundred thousand dollars, which is the value of some of the larger ships and their cargoes. If the ship goes down, these men are an- swerable. Almost every moment the quiet was shat- tered by the racket of pneumatic hammers and drills. Men shouted. Supply boats darted hither and thither. Now and then a pulling tug shot forward to catch the towing rope of some monster freighter that was ready to clear. In spite of the hustle and bustle, however, the work moved for- ward with almost clocklike precision. Dur- ing the short time we watched the busy scene. five great freighters bellowed for the little green and red tugs that were to see them safely out of the harbor. Krob stood looking at the result of his work with a mingled pride and awe. Nor did his eyes lose that far-away look during the entire ride back to the city. KELLER, MANAGER OF STATLER HOUSE. Mr. Edwin Keller has been appointed manager of the new Statler Hotel in Toledo. Mr. Keller came here from Detroit, where he was employed in the Statler Hotel of that city. When he was quite young, Keller started to work as a bell boy in the hotel and, through his remarkable ability, has worked himself up to his present po- sition as manager. The new Statler is situated on the grounds formerly occupied by the old VVoodward High School building. Senior Prom Ifvfllllllfljl' Bldg. ...... tillllffll 7th, 192-1 Out' lrullrirwl fzwflty-aww . if-.lf i'fVT 577.1-ii',Q- '.ii ' - ' ,ll ,,ln,,,'s,3.-.u,J .... l-,,..H,f.,L,' l ltlfilll ..,...l1-I THE WOODWARD TATTLER 5 NEXV AUTHOR COMES TO THE FRONT A successor to Mary Roberts Rhinehart and Gene Stratton Porter, famous writers of by-gone days, has been found. The marv- elous new book The Cuckoo's Mistake, written by the incomparable Margaret Lie- berman, has just been added as one of liction's greatest. The plot of this gripping novel is laid in the country around Prairie Depot, in our own state. The Cuckoo is a mysterious personageg many see in him the character- istics of the arch-villian of the dayg Kewpie Hissong. The story tells of the ac- tivities of a notorious crook, who makes himself feared by taking money out of milk bottles. His capture after a long chase is one of the outstanding points of the story. Be that as it may, the book is one that holds the reader's interest through many spellbound pages. Miss Leiberman first attracted attention while she was attending VVoodward Tech. In school she came to the front in literary work, but it isn't likely that any of her school mates saw in her the genius that is so evi- dent to-day. After graduating from YVellesley Miss Leiberman took a position with a New York daily merely to gain experience be- cause she had decided to make writing her life's work. Success was rather slow at first, but at last some of her articles were ac- cepted by the better magazines of the day. The ready sale of her first book shows that she possesses that charm which com- mands readers. The sanction by the public of her first novel shows that her success is assured. MAYOR GREEN SPEAKS During a recent interview with the Mayor we were convinced that as citizens of Tole- do, we showed good judgment in electing Mr. Green mayor of our city. VVhen asked if he was satisfied with his first year's ad- ministration. Mr. Green repliedg So far this year I think we have done very well. VVe have in all cases fulfilled our promise to the citizens of this city. If One I1 undrerl twenty-two you will take a trip to the North End, you cannot help admiring the new VVoodrovv XVilson High School which will be ready for use next fall. And have you seen the new building being constructed as a Home for Aged Teachers? Mr. Green also went on to tell about the New Union Station that is under construc- tiong the Boulevard System that is being worked upon, which will mean better and fasier travel, the new buildings that have been added to the University of Toledog and the neyv health clinics that have been estab- lished in different parts of the city. Although I have done my work faith- fully, continued Mr. Green, I should not receive all of the credit, for in all my un- dertakings I have been ably assisted by the Cabinet. which is working in perfect har- mony with me, each department head hand- ling his particular work very skillfully. Considering that we have been in ofhce only one year, I think we have accomplished quite a bit. Before the term is over, we hope to convince the people of that fact. Mr. Green was very modest during the interview, and much of the information had to be elicited. While we have this oppor- tunity, we wish to congratulate Mr. Green on his skill and ability, and we hope he will continue to do as well the following year as he has done this past year. SOURCE OF ALL MATTER '- DISCOVERED Two scientists, Mr. Elmer Clark and Mr. C. S. Slaneart, have startled the world with their discovery of the source of all matter. These men have worked together faithfully for twenty years in order to give to humanity the one formula that is most important in life. Back in the year 192+ Mr. Clark and Mr, Staneart were teachers at Wloodward Tech, and there they con- ceived of the plan by which they were able to solve the problem. Although the formula will not be given out to all the world it is certain that all scientists and doctors will be invited to attend a demonstration which will prove that the formula is not a fake one. If this demonstration proves success- ful, the Nobel Prize will be awarded to these men. . V . ,VN--:M ali M' T 1 a el iii l el l .EN Ii! ,gl C, ilnnfrrf In 19718 Af. D. Among the notable precedents established at WVoodward this year perhaps none is so outstanding as t.he election of a mayor. It is hoped that future upper classmen will take a keen interest in this event and make it an annual occurrence. About two weeks before the Christmas vacation the plan was conceived by the Techennial board. At that time its prime importance was to boost the Techennial salesg other students however, quickly realized its possibilities. According to the original plan certain student organizations agreed to enter and support a limited number of candidates. Upon their appointment these candidates named their campaign managers. And then the battle was on. For at least a week preceding the close of the election the study halls rang with the matchless oratory of the candidates and' their stumpers. Some of the most startling platforms ever conceived were presented to the awe-struck student body. Tunnels and subways were dug, aircraft bases were established, sewers and other civic improvements were completed, and moral reforms were instituted. The rivalry was intense and only the keenest managers were able to keep their candidates in the lead. Some made their appeals with fine language, some with popular Gump stuff, while others 1'esorted to buflioonery and burlesque: but all did their darndest to make their candidate the winner. Of course there could be but one victor in the race. VVho that one would be was very doubtful until the Hnal day. Only when the votes were counted was it found that Deacon Green will preside over Toledo's destiny in 19-I-8. The candidates for election were Merritt Green, Edwin Keller. joe Nathan- son, and Bess Kaplan. The campaign managers were Phillip Riley, Chalfant Allam, Morris Bernstein, and Web Lowe, respectively. One of the things which will make this campaign live long in our memory was the absence of any of the mud-slinging which so frequently mars elections, both serious and mock. Although the candidates strove to disprove their opponents' state- ments, none indulged in any personalities. A very interesting tie-up was made with' the Tattler in this campaign which resulted in the setting of another precedent. A special Futurist Edition was issued in which were chronicled the activities of the various students in 1948. In it some students were in charge of the city government, others were powerful figures in the industrial world, while still others were making their mark in the professions. H One hunziwd tucnty fh1ee Am El if fe . , , . 1, f' 9 '- fbi? -A- - if -, , i:', F- Y 4 ' -VT' -- ':ii:'?3?E7'7f? 2-: E Fw , - ---H -'agsmismaumlmsalrmm rdrewffrlifli-1451 'iff Emswruaeuv.-El . i L 1 F' . Jen snnxnlfff fy' , , 'M , XJ I 43 93 'Q if A 3 iv va QV 3 lg :STA 42' W 24 K Sinff ' Q' l Q Olddt f.Jf A ci 515 312. , ,, - -1.3-. ,,.m -- -W W- if fn - The 1924 Teclvefzlzzkzl A EMANUEL BLOOAI PHILIP RILEY --- RAYNIOND HALL -- JOE NATHANSCJN - - BESS KAPLAN --- EDITORIAL STAFF -----Editor-in-Chief ---Ilssoriate Edilor ---- ---- -Lifrrary -------Jthletifs - -- - Tefh Tivklrrs HAZEL LAZETTE --- .... Ol'gIZlIiZIlfi0l15 EDWIN KELLER ..... .... . ---Faculty FLORENCE SUDDABY ---- Sofifties HEI.EN CASTOR ------ ----- S eniors TUISS PAYNE --- ---- SIIHPSIIUYS BUSINESS STAFF JAY O. GROWDEN --- .....---..--.-------...----- Business fllanzzger ALFRED KROB ----- FRANK LATI-IROP - EDGAR R. KIMBALL LENORE PURCLESKI MISS WILLOUGHBY MISS MCKINNON MR. CONSER ------ MR. CHAPMAN ---- ART STAFF ADVISERS One hundred twenty-five J dwrtising fllzzzmger Cirfulation fllanzzger ------------Editor - - -J .vsistazzt Editor ----Literary --------Ilrt -----Financizzl ----General U51 uf 10 prerzkz izbzz The high school annual staff has a comparatively short time in which to complete its task. In that short time, many perplexing problems, which can be completely solved only by those who have had many years of training, confront the editors. lVe therefore deem ourselves fortunate in having had the as- sistance of bliss Dunn, of the Toledo Artcraft Company, N112 Barrett, of the Pontiac Engrav- ing and Electrotype Company, and lNlr. An- derson, of the Northland Studio. To our compe- tent advisers, the Techennial Staff owes a special debt of gratitude for their friendly and efficient aid. XVe there- fore take this oppor- tunity to thank them publicly. The Staff Une hu rl I f IJ ufve cjlfbflifl Nature is ofttimes lavish in her gifts to individuals, bestowing upon them blessings to excess-creating them geniuses. Thus it is that in our world to-day, a chosen few stand out in bold relief because of their great gift in music, art, or literature. They do not seem of common clay, although many of them spring from that very source. And so it will be with my little Jeanneg she shall be a world-renowned violinist-a virtuoso. She shall have the power to make the world laugh or weep. Nature has indeed been kind to her, giv- ing her both beauty and talent. And, as she grows older, Nature will develop that beauty, while I-I will foster that talent and help her gain the place in life for which she is intended. Old Peter LaReau glanced up from his diary with a smile. Five long years ago he had written those words in his little book. For five years now, he had been teaching his little friend, and already she showed much promise of going far beyond his fond dreams. The aged musician reverently took his violin from its case, still deeply absorbed in his reminiscences. Ah, my beauty, he said, addressing his in- strument, the master Stradivarius created you to sing to multitudes of music lovers. Often have you done so in the past. ln the future, you will sing even more beautifully, for my Jeanne shall use you for her concerts. The beautiful strains of Ave lNIaria Hoated down to where Jeanne was seated in the library, her dark head bent over her studies. Her's was a soul created for music, and the school book was quickly closed as the melody proceeded. She settled back in the big arm chair with a sigh of perfect con- tentment. How happy she always felt when Uncle Peter played his violin! How she hoped that some day she would play as beautifully as he and there- by make him proud of her! Her hand moved to and fro with the perfect rhythm of her teachers playing, while her dark eyes smiled with dreams of the future. She had grown to love Uncle Peter with all the power of her warm nature, and her temper had more than once flamed up when she had sometimes chanced to overhear him being criticized by his nephew. The music which had been welcomed with such pleasure by Jeanne, was heard, by the old violinist's nephew and the latter's wife, with scowls of disapproval. There he goes playing that fiddle again, lVIarian. Every time I hear the thing l feel sick. Thirty thousand dollars of the money that will some day be ours was spent for it! .lust think!-thirty thousand dollars! The thought alone is torture to me. VVith a gesture of disgust the man slammed shut the door of the living room. Yes, that's bad enough, but what makes it worse is our having to humor him by caring for that girl. l've never been able to understand what ever made him insist on bringing her into our home when her parents died. She's been with us for five years now, and all she's good for is mooning over her violin. hloney has often been termed a blessing, and perhaps almost as fre- quently called a curse. To old Peter LaReau it was indeed a curse, for it had brought to him this silvery-tongued nephew and his wife, who, by their wiles and Hattery, had won their way completely into the old man's favor. That evening, the four people were idly reading, when Nlrs. LaReau, her eyes lighting with a sudden thought, exclaimed, Oh, Uncle dear, do One lzundrrzi twerily-eiglzh bring your violin down from your room and we'll have some music. I'll ac- company you on the piano if you wish me to. And, as Peter LaReau climbed the flight of stairs leading to his room, he was again reminded of that which ie had been trying to ignore' for sometime-the labored and unnatural thump- ing of his heart occurring after a small amount of exertion. Afer this, l'll have to have one of the servants run upstairs for me, l suppose, though l like no one to go near that violin except myself or Jeannie. After he had been playing for sometime, the old musician. turning to his nephew, said, John, l want you to make me a promise. l am an old man now, and, if l should have to leave this world before Jeanne has been given an opportunity, promise me that you will carry out my plan of making her a famous violinist. The nephew eagerly acquiesced, while across the musicians face flitted a shadow, and into his eyes came an expression of quiet thought as he placed his instrument on a table and fell into a chair to rest af- ter playing. Uncle, dear, you're tired. Let me play something for you. l have a big surprise. Oh, l've practiced it a long time, every time you went out of the house l've played it. l had to be careful, too, and stop playing whenever I heard you coming back, so that it would be a surprise. The young girl eagerly picked up the instrument, and, standing proud- ly before her teacher, began to play the beautiful melody which she knew to be his favorite-Ave Maria. It was indeed a pleasure to watch her play the violin with such an ex- pression of joy. A thrill of delight went through her as she glanced at the old man and saw the joy mirrored on his face. Loving thoughts were passing through his mind as he listened to her creating tones which were as pure and as beautiful as his own. His mind Went back to the day when he had first seen her and had felt instinctively that she was talented, from the time when ie had tenderly led her away from the hospital cots where both mother and father lay as the result of an automobile accident, to the day when he had purchased the violin which he promised her for her first recital. Jeanne had always been different from other little girls, and now, even though she had reached the age at which most young girls are silly, she was as unsophistica- ted and lovable as when he had first known her. The last notes had died away. when the girl's exclamation of alarm brought the nephew and his wife to her side. Uncle, what is the matter? Oh, Uncle dear, speak to me. Oh-oh-Uncle- The aged man was clutching his heart and writhing in pain. The moment of torture was brief, however, and soon the musician lay still and white in his chair, the girl clasping his hands in a frenzy of love and fear, hot tears streaming down her pretty cheeks. Allison, the trusted family physician, looked grave and worried. when, a few moments later, he entered the room where Peter LaReau lay in his chair, still exhausted from the severe attack. 'fllrly dear friend, he said, when he had succeeded in reviving the old man, the sooner you follow the advice which I gave you a few days ago the better. This hurly-burly Chicago life is slowly preying on your nerves and vitality. VVhy, man, if you had a couple weeks' change of scenery your gray hair would turn brown again-at least figuratively if not literally, he added with a laugh. 'Tll tell you what we'll do. I've got to attend a convention scheduled at San Francisco in a week. You come along with me, and I'1l guarantee that you'll be a young fellow again. Oh, no, Miss Jeanne, he assured her, anticipating the question in Our- humlred fll'f'IIf1l'll'f7'll' mm-r ' , 'c . 11 Q, fr, A ,mf 2 M l 1 a f' W A' 29' ' msg? 51, ,- 1 i , 571 'S' , ,312 cf . my The love of books is 21 love which requires neither justification, apol- ogy, nor defence. Langford. f x v the girlis eyes, the trip will not harm him in the least, and whatls more, I'll take the best care of him. And so, with many misgivings, Jeanne waved good-bye to her teacher as he and the doctor departed the next day. About two weeks later, the young violinist, happening to glance from her window, noticed a messenger boy striding along the walk leading to the door of her home. VVith the natural curiosity of youth, she tripped lightly down the stairs and along the hall in the direction of lNIr. LaReau's voice. Yes, wait a moment, boy. I want to send an answer back with you, John LaReau was saying, as he handed his wife the telegram and turned to address her. A relapse, as we expected, lllarian. YVe may as well tell Dr. Allison to have him placed in our family vault out there. He always wanted to be by his brother Henry, you know. For an instant, the girl stood rooted to, the spot, her brain refusing to comprehend the meaning of those matter-of-fact words: then, with a low moan, she fell to the floor. The days which followed were periods of torment for Jeanne, inter- rupted only now and then by Htful and merciful sleep. Her fifteen-year-old mind could not understand why the God to whom she had been taught to pray should treat her thus, and her sorrow was all the more pitiful, because there was no one to sympathize with her or comfort her. lllr. and lllrs. LaReau now appeared in their true colors. Even such world-weary individuals as the LaReau's French servants whispered among themselves concerning their employers' heartless treatment of the grieving girl. lVhen the will, made some six years before, was read, it was found that everything of value had been left to the nephew. Poor Jeanne, however, was not concerned when she learned the news, so spent was she with grief. Now came the most unhappy period of the girl's life, for she was made to feel herself a burden and nuisance to the man and his wife. Days length- 'ied into weel-as, and still the young violinist pined and yearned for the lov- ing presence of her teacher-the encouraging smile in his eyes which had always made the world seem so bright for her. She was a lone figure of sor- row in a house which had readily resumed its daily routine of existence de- spite its old master's absence. Life would indeed have been unbearable for her had it not been for the Stradivarius-her only co'npanion and comfort. Often did she tiptoe to the room which had been her old teacher's, and loving- ly finger the instrument that both he and she had so often played. Already it seemed years since her beloved Uncle Peter had played Ave lllaria for her. The present owner of the house had, thus far at least overlooked the existence of the old violin, and Jeanne thanked the fate which allowed her to keep her treasure. One evening, however, the girl was given sorrow anew when lllrs. La- Reau coldly said, Jeanne, tomorrow afternoon a man is coming for your violin. lVe have decided to sell it, as it is very valuable and will bring a good price. XVith a low sob, she ran to her room, and, throwing herself upon her bed, wept as though her heart would break. Before her she visioned a long and weary future devoid of that one sweet pleasure of finger- ing the instrument which she had grown to love. In her heart was a slow pain-a pain of lost hope. Oh, l am so disappointed-so unhappy, she nioaned again and again between sobs. Uncle, dear, I need you so 'av Suddenly Jeanne sat upright, an expression of bewilderment on her tear- stained face. YVas her brain nioclcing her? Hopefully, yet fearfully.-she listened until her ears assured her that she heard aright. The beautiful, One humlrr-:I Iliff-ly haunting strains of Ave Klaria came to her through the partly-closed door! She arose from the bed, clinging to a chair for support. Her face as white as death, the girl crept to the door of her former teachers room. Still the music came, growing even more soulful as the player progressed. The gi1'l's trembling fingers pushed open the door: then, with a wild cry of joy, her lips formed one word- Uncle! lllere words, even if chosen by a master writer, would be inadequate to describe the scene of reunion which followed. Yes, Jeanne dear, the old man said, when lXIr. and hlrs. LaReau had also arrived on the scene, I did it for you. XVhile still in quite good health. I wanted to see how my Jeanne would fare if l should have to leave her, for I had lately grown suspicious upon hearing stray bits of conversation between my nephew and his wife here. In my younger days I was for a time an actor of some ability, and so found it not difficult to make the scene of my heart at- tack realistic, though I did not care to frighten my Jeannie so. The rest was easy, for our doctor and lawyer fell readily into my plan when I had explained matters to them. Dr. Allison's convention came at an opportune time, and, after my trip out with him, he smuggled me back into a secret room in our attic, where I stayed the remaining time. I stayed away from you these several weeks in order to make sure that my nephew had no intention of carrying out his promise which he so seriously' and willingly made me that night-the promise concerning your becoming a famous violinist, Jeanne dear. But when I heard, through a faithful servant of ours, that your be- loved violin was to be sold tomorrow, I knew it was unnecessary' for us to be separated any longer. And, as for you, my nephew- the old musician looked around in the direction of his scapegrace relatives, but those worthies had long since vanished. Oh, yes, Jeannie, my heart is in reality much better, for I have been receiving excellent treatment in my secret living quarters, and, too, the trip to the Coast made your old uncle feel young again. And now, my dear, we shall resume our interrupted lessons, shall we not? -lllildred L. Thompson. M 2663 EQQZ NM Om, li 1lIltII'1'l'I H1i1'fy-Om' rzzzlzfecl Hillary Ellenl The door of the queer doll-house-like structure, with its brilliant green roof as pointed as a witch's hat, flung wide. and an eager eyed, slender girl rushed out to the spot where a slightly older girl in a broad hat was carefully planting brown bulbs along a white gravel walk. The earthly fingered Ceres halted a nutty brown bulb halfway between the basket and the good, brown earth while she looked up inquiringly, lVIary Ellen I The younger girl's voice trilled again. 'fSomebody's com- ing. lllr. Hutchinson just telephoned. Some folks are coming to look at the old Hunter house. lvlary Ellen rose hastily, shoveled the dirt over a bulb with her toe, and picking up the basket, fled breathlessly into the house. f'Wl1en are they com- ing? she asked. Right away, I think, from what he said. O, lllary Ellen, if they should buy it, we could get that car and be real realtors at last. VVouldn't it be wonderful ? The queer little house was the lllerickle girls' conception of a real estate office. lt stood at the cross-roads where people coming from both ways could observe it. and it represented the commission from the first sale of property that the enterprising sisters had made. At first, the idea of open- ing a real estate office had been the subject of a sly or frank grin among the inhabitants of Empire. lVhat did Empire want with a real estate office? If a person wanted to buy he knew about everything in the community that was for sale, besides, one could always stick a board with FOR SALE on it at the gate. It is true that the village of Empire was a small scattered collection of houses that the highway had superciliously ignored as it made its way through the country, and seemed much too small for anything as pre- tentious as a real estate office, yet both June and lllary Ellen loved the land and determined to obtain a living from it. Few had expected them to re- turn after they had graduated from the school in the East, and everyone experienced a shock of surprise when they prevailed upon Mr. Hutchinson, owner of the general store of the town, to rent them one of the windows of his red brick store with enough space behind it for a desk. After their sale of the nrst piece of property, a summer home for some city folks, everyone began to sit up and take notice. Then the girls built an office on a piece of their dad's land, but in spite of the fact that they were now established in a neat little office of their own, hir. Hutchinson insisted on keeping the sign in his window and sent everyone that inquired there to the girls. lt might help business along, he said. hilary Ellen had scarcely finished washing her hands when a machine drew up at the door. There was a young man and woman on the front Seat and a little boy in the back. She was soon beside the little boy, taking her prospects to the house. The house itself was quite desolate looking. It hadn't been painted for ages and most of the blinds were hanging by a single rust-eaten hinge. lt doesn't look so well on the outside, she apologized, as she Htted at key in the lock. Hlt has been neglected so longg I think tho', that it could be made to look really wonderful. There is a marvelous view of the river and a trout stream runs through the woods. The prospective buyers stepped gingerly through the wild tangle that had once been a garden and discussed the place, while lVIary Ellen picked the burrs from her skirt. Om- hun rl red thirty-two l I I P- Ii .V-.JI :El if eg if? fi. Well-I guess, began the man, you see we like the place fine in some ways. But I guess it isn't just what we wanted. It looks haunted. I'd be afraid to sleep there, said the young wo- man. I'm sorry to have bothered you this way. Of course no one believes in haunted houses-still-there is another place about fifty miles from here, he resumed. Perhaps we'd better look at that again. Jump in, young lady, and we'll take you home. V Thanks-I'll walk, said IlIary Ellen trying to smile. on hlary Ellen's face she matter with the place? June met her at the gate. By the expression knew the deal had fallen through. VVhat's the she asked. Oh, just what the dozen other prospects said, 'It looks hauntedf I've just been figuring up the commission on Five thousand dollars. I guess I've -iinxed the whole business by being too sure. June started. VVhy--why that is the very reason I she exclaimed. T'hat's the reason no one will buy it. YVe have shown it to a dozen or more people who want something of the general description, and everyone backs off. It does look like a haunted house or the popular conception of oneg and yet there never even was a rumor. VVe ought to put up a sign 'NOT HAUNTED,' Mary Ellen observ- ed whimsicallyg her sense of humor never deserted her for long. It's a shame for that fine old house just to moulder away into ruin. Houses have to be lived in if they are to keep their youth just as hearts have to keep loving. It makes my heart ache to think no one will take itf' Mine, too, said June. We have to get that house an owner for its sake as well as our own. v! But, how? queried Ivlary Ellen. From our house it looks pictures- que and artistic, but when you get down there and stumble over the vines and you see a big spider across the doorway and the lizards dart out from the shrubbery, you have a kind of strange feeling, even if you as as sensible as- As you are, finished June. Then she became silent: her chin was thrust into her palm, and her gray eyes had a far-away expression. After a little while she borrowed IN'Iary Ellenls big hat and went away. An hour later she came back. Her eyes were dancing. l have it, she said. Phat house has to be unhaunted and right speedily. Of course we can't paint it, but we can store the old shutters in the attic and restore the ragged lawn. lXIary Ellen smiled. I don't suppose the Hunters would have the least objection if we improved the place, she said. llIy fingers are fairly itching to begin. lNIother says the place was beautiful when the Hunters lived there years ago. INfIother would remember how the garden was, and we could plant the same things again, June finished. Mrs. Merickle remembered the garden of the old Hunter place well. I have a good rnemoryf' she said. I believe I can remember every single plant that grew there. A day or two later the two girls were busily at work, when IlIary Ellen uncovered a sundial, speckled with exposure, but beautiful nevertheless. That alone ought to sell the place, she said. VVho knows what other treasures we'll discover. I've discovered one now, June said merrily a little later when her fy! One Iiunrlred fhnfy lhlee E NIA 4, I -y , I 5 fo. . .. , . lg . f . ' - ., M.. -I-1i?i:Q-L- 1 'Tr'-'Li--'Tir'- -I-3' ' 2:-K I E if iau uggggg 1. an ff' iulramlfmnight11532513,.igr1AE,W'rlQ1'irAmilf'rg ' 4'-'ff fm shovel struck something while she was energetically digging. Look, llary Ellen. do come hereg it's really something! A little iron chestlu Rlary Ellen dropped her pruning shears. lVhy, it isll' she exclaimed. nlt looks like a child's trunk. doesn't it? Let's see if we can open itf' The chest opened rapidly enough. for the lock was eaten with rust. Both girls laughed as they saw the contents- -a China Doll. lVhat is it ? a soft voice asked. And lllrs. lllerickle smiled down at them. Dad is at the otlice: so l thought I'd run down and see how you are getting along. June showed the treasure laughingly. Her mother touched the doll with her hand. That must have belonged to lllillyf' she said softly. 'flllilly was forever burying something. She died young and was buried down yonder in the graveyard. Her mother never was quite the same after lllilly died. and when the oldest daughter came from the city she persuaded her lonely mother to go back with her. l often wondered how the poor old lady stood the transplanting. l expected her back every season. but when the house was offered for sale l decided that she had been weaned away from us. She must he nearly sixty now, for -lane-that's the daughter she makes her home with -has a daughter as old as you are, June. lliy, how the sight of that doll brings hack old days. Do you suppose we could send it to them ? asked lllary Ellen. Yes, l know their address. They are quite well-to-do. l think they would appreciate it very much. ' A The girls dispatched the box the following day and promptly forgot it. They sold another piece of property. but as it was on time payments their :hare of the first payment was small. There was not much property for sale in the immediate neighborhood. and it seemed to the girls that if they wanted a new motor car, they must sell the Hunter's place to get one. By the end of the month the appearance of the placewas greatly changed. lVith Klrs. hlerickle engineering the project, the girls had planted a garden and transplanted many growths from their home. The sundial reflected the shadow of the passing hours. ln transferring the shutters to the attic they had found furniture. As everything was to be sold with the place, they brought down the old pieces, polished them. and witll lXlrs. lllerickle super- vising, set them again in their old places. Such lovely things! -Tune exclaimed. XVho would dare peep in now and call the place haunted? lt seems almost more than ever haunted to me. lllary Ellen said. dreamily holding up a willow-ware plate and polishing it almost affectionately. It is haunted by memories. l just dug out the FOR SALE card and put it in the window, June replied and laughed. There's the bell now, lllary Ellen said. jerking off her apron. There's a car too, June said as she peered through the window. lVhen lllary Ellen reached the real estate office. she found the faces vaguely familiar. Oh, yes. you are the folks who said the Hunter house looked haunted, she said with a smile. Did you find what you were look- ing for ? The man shook his head. The other place didn't suit after allg so we decided to take a southern trip and then look at the house again. lf the place is still for sale, we should like to look at it again, please. The Hunter house was off the main road, and when they reached the end of the lane the astonishment of the newcomers was unbounded. 0 ,ie I1 umlred thirty-four A.. :HI .lm H' All l 11 rio . 1 .-1 it gig. l La!! -xx r fi .V .v. 5: . ,. I IVhy it's charming indeed, the woman said. Ive didn't know it was furnished. lllary Ellen explained. The man smiled. That was a clever idea. IVe'll take the place. Sup- pose we drive down now and see about the necessary papers. RIr. Hutchinson was notary as well as store keeper. He smiled genially as llIary Ellen ushered her party in. I was just coming out, he said. Here is a telegram for you. A telegram for me ? 1Iary Ellen asked. After tearing the yellow envelope open, she read: Do not sell property until you hear from us. ,Ianett Stanwood. lllary Ellen looked crestfallen. I am afraid the deal is off, she said. I am sorry. lf it is the price, said the man who wanted to buy, I'll be glad to pay more. She held out the telegram, and the prospective buyers went away dis- appointed. lIr. Hutchinson, who had been standing by, offered to take her back to the real estate office. Is it all settled ? June asked eagerly. Rlary Ellen threw up her hands. It's a case of off again, on again, gone again, I guess. IVhat a shame. june said. I wish we hadn't touched the place. That night as lXIary Ellen was brushing her hair before going to bed, June came up to her. Is that a light in the Hunter house? VVhy. I believe-yes it is. I wonder who it can be ? But her heart sank. Next ntorning they saw signs of activity about the house. and an hour after they opened up the office a girl stood on their step. Are you the lllerickle girls? she said. Of course you are. Did you do it ? June asked, Do what ? Fix up the place. Grandmother came back to fix up lXIilly's grave, after she got the doll. VVe came last night. This morning Granny could hardly believe her eyes when she looked at the garden. She says she is nevr going to leave here again, and we are all going to live here with her. lIother said she can't imagine what you were digging for when you found that box. VVhy, lllary Ellen said, every one said that place looked haunted. Of course, we didn't like that: so we fixed it up. Vile really enjoyed it. I am so glad we dug and found those things and sent them, even if we do lose our commission, June said after they had gone. Late that evening lllrs. Stanwood called and smilingly proffered a pink check. Your commission, she said. But we didn't sell the house. Yes, you sold it to us. I didn't realize mother was pining for her old home until I saw her joy at regaining it. I feel that I have been selhsh. Rloney cannot repay the debt we owe you, and I shall feel badly if you do not ac- cept this check. IVIary Ellen took it. Service, she thought as she folded it, always pays, sometimes in money, sometimes in other ways. This time it seems to have paid in all waysf' -Marjorie B. Opfer. Ona' lzunrlrml thirty-lfre A.Qf.I.f ' W T: ' 1' ' ' -' ai,....,...1..,.. s-,-.H EET. . The Qfffe Bird Tim! efffzoayf THU! llost of us instantly recognize that phrase- the little bird that always tells. lt has perhaps played a more or less important part in the lives of some of us, while by others it has been heard, almost forgotten, and then remembered again at sight of this title. From early childhood we have been influenced by some commanding force-always invisible, yet evident, YVhen caught in some escapade, we were informed by our mothers that a little bird told on us,'l and, although that phrase was rather meaningless to us then, it stuck in our minds long after we ceased to have childish fears and imaginings. A little experience recounted to me by a friend will doubtless' aid in further illustrating my point: Bly friend, lllarian, according to her tale, has not always been so dainty as I find her at present. XValking home from the store one day, when just a little tot, she espied a tempting display of candy in a shop across the street. Virtue and honor ruled her childish heart for one whole moment as she stood rooted to the ground with eyes fixed lovingly upon that wondrous array of sweetmeats. Then she soon saw, or thought she saw, that the shop Window had arms projecting from it-beckoning. They were long, lean, ethereal arms, but they beckoned, nevertheless, and she obeyed their summons. lVIon'ey which should have been returned to her mother found its way into the candy shop's cash register and a very happy little girl tripped her way homeward. She was but a block from home when some vague doubt assailed her. Had she done right? She told herself that of course she approved of what she had done, but--well, she would hurry and finish her candy before coming within sight of her mother. Her mind had already framed a reason for the absence of change when her mother should ask for it: the coffee and bread had each been five cents higher in price that day. Not until that night did she know the reason for the wise look in her mother's eyes when she had offered the above-mentioned excuse. After a complete understanding had been effected between the two, she wonderingly questioned her parent concerning such awe-inspiring knowledge of the affair. 'lOh, a little bird told mel' Wasall the satisfaction she could get, and, not knowing that a besmeared childish mouth, the grocer's advertisement in that day's paper, and-most of all-a guilty look in her eyes had been her mothers source of wisdom, she dozed off into slumberland. Other instances might be cited, instances in which one deceived his par- ent, another his teacher, during that stage in existence between childhood and more mature lifeg and the narratives would all end in the same way: a sneak- ing sense of guilt betrayed the culprit and finally convicted him. VVe, who have reached the high school stage in life, know, of course, that no bird tells iii on us : the little bird is simply that sense of guilt which we now, in our 'illgdi more advanced thought, term conscience and which has sometimes been de- Q scribed as the still, small voice within us. Though we try to squelch its inter- ference, it persists in coming to our rescue with the swift Hight of a bird, and, if we will but listen, it will often prevent our engaging in serious mischief. 'ISI Reverently we thank that little bird! . 1 if -lllildred L. Thompson. H Q: y r: .Q Om' hundred thirty-.s-ia' Eh , . 3 Social 63061113 As we look back on the past years spent at VVoodward, we cannot help feeling a pang of sadness, for we realize that although we are going out to find greater op- portunities in the broad field of life, still we can never forget the many enjoyable school activities which link the students of VVoodward so closely together. For the purpose of helping you, dear reader, to live over again those happy moments. we are putting before vou a short account of each school activity. The Victory Dance-Sept. 28, 1923 The Victory Dance, given in the 'NVoodward ballroom in honor of our first football victory, attracted, without a doubtj the largest crowd that has ever attended a XVoodward dance. The music was furnished by the famous Black Cat orchestra. The Freshman Class was especially well represented, a circumstance which was rather unusual, inasmuch as this was the first social event of the year. The Engineering Dance-Oct. 26, 1923 The second annual dance of the Engineering Society was a repetition of the huge success of the one given last year. Costumes, fantastic decorations, and the Black Cat orchestra were symbolic of Halloween. It might be added that the En- gineering Society had the honor of being the first organization to pay itsiportion toward the new piano. Alchemist Xveiner Roast-Uct. 13, 1923 The Alchemist WVeiner Roast, something new-in VVoodward's line of social ac- tivities, was held at Turkey Foot Rock. The night was ideal for a Weiner roast. The moon was full and bright, and the weather was just cold enough to make a huge sparkling fire enjoyable. You who have never sat in a circle around a blazing campfire on a cold, frosty night, can never imagine the charm and thrill of it all. Nearly every member was present at this out-of-door gathering and the spirit of close comradeship prevailed. The larger part of the evening was spent in dancing to the music of a small Victrola in a crude, unfinished dance hall by the roadside. The Alchemists danced over nails, shavings, lumber. and uneven boards, but this only added to the enjoyment and showed the spirit of ther members. The Literary Cabaret-Nov. 9, 1923 The XVooclward Literary Society showed their originality by entertaining the Nauti- lus Literary Society with a cabareL dance. The tables were arranged in a large circle in the center of the hall. Crepe paper draperies formed a four-wall enclosure, which was made very cozy with the aid of a piano and several floor lamps. The banquet consisted of four courses served by little freshman waitresses. After each course, a special form of entertainment was given. A dance, The Vision of Salome, was beautifully presented by Helen Castor. Lillian Cousins, a little girl with remarkable talent. delighted us with a. song and dance. A violin solo was played by Sadie Fischlerg Florence Nagel acted as accompanist. After the last course, short speeches were given by Miss Amy Miller and Miss Fay Miller, faculty ad- visers of the VVoodward Literary Society. Philip Riley, president of the Nautilus Societyg Florence Hengel, former president of the Woodward Literary Society: ano Harold Hein, former president of the Nautilus responded to toasts proposed by Margaret Lieberman who acted as toasimistress. One I1 umlrezl thirty-eight i lf lil iii-' HF? ill? l EL... Il A . L J l ' I l ll l ffl V-i 'll il :ill :G til V- ' in from ' 2552111 1Varriors' 1Vobble-Nov. 30, 1923 Our football boys, to close their season with a bang, gave a very well attended dance in the VVoodward ballroom. Knowing that this was the last chance to see our football heroes in action, nearly every one turned out for the occasion, and the hall was tilled to capacity. Much of the success of the dance was undoubtedly due to Deacon's original announcements made in the study halls. The football men were very much pleased with our loyal support. The December Frolic--Dec. 1-1, 1923 The Class of '24 began their social activities with a dance at XVoodward, known as the December Frolic. It was a big success, both financially and socially. Every- one seemed especiallv happy that night, probably because the Christmas holidays were approaching. The Junior Dance-Jan. 11, 192+ Much praise must be given to the junior class for the junior Dance given at VVoodward. A large crowd was present and the juniors insisted that it was the best dance ever given at XVoodward. The decorations were beautiful. Large palms, something new in VVoodward's line of decorations, gave our hall an Oriental ap- pearance. The orchestra, Norm's Collegiates, played very well. A special feature of the evening was a good exhibition dance. Valentine hlatinee Dance-Feb. 1-1, 1924 The Girls' Athletic League introduced a new and novel way of staging a dance by giving a Valentine matinee affair. Never before had any1hing like this been at- tempted at VVoodwardg nevertheless. the dance was more than a success. Through the efforts of the girls, the hall was appropriately decorated in red and white with a large American Hag in the center of the room to remind us of the birthday of one of our greatest statesmen. The orchestra. which was composed of talent discovered here in YVoodward, deserved many words of praise for their music. The Valentine Dance-Feb. 15, 1924 The Peiuper Club, one of the prominent organizations of W'oodward Tech, gave a Valentine Dance which will never be forgotten by the large crowd in attendance. Shaded lights, large palms, and vivid red hearts suspended on streamers made a fairy-like dancing bower for the loyal students of VVoodward who danced to music: furnished by Friedlander's five-piece orchestra. The most striking feature of the evening was the announcement concerning the Jaskethall game at Canton McKinley. After spending several moments in describing this fascinating game-moments of suspense for everyone present-Louis Laderman finally announced VVoodward the victor 'A ith a score of 32-21. V Senior Prom-lN'1arch 7, 192-1 The Senior Prom, given by the Class of '2-1 in the VVoman's Building, was ac- claimed by all who attended it to be the most successful event of the year. Shook's colored orchestra of Detroit thrilled the dancers with their harmonious music. The hall was artistically decorated in orange and black. Lamp shades covering each light were in the form of squares of orange paper bound in black and decora- ted with the symbols of VVoodward Tec'1. Much of the credit for the artistic decora- tions must go to the class in fine arts. The ladies were presented with favors which we hope will remind them, in the future, of the Senior Prom given by the Class of '2+. One humlnd thuly mne I ' EL 35rlfE.?'3iTE-.QQ1.Ef'fCll YES ffiidifll . 'QQ Q. F' 'El . itll ffl, ' ' lrll 9 -+-f-gr'--2:3-1f'1'ff5f-,Z-fT.. ,Ll-la-igjg.-. . -...as .1-a,... L4 . ' L- -' O: FJLN nt 2, - ,f ULU ,1, ,F 5. Y . W Y .,, , . E' , .A.a..1..-..Hn '5ll1uumnulllux N . ,.,,.., K -VA ',f.,A?,4if,w. 2. 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I ' i ' . . l 1 li, XX , 4 X XX 1 x f ,E l I X we f' ,' I R lx X , U Iglllxlfi The Weak 511417 The lVeak End, an entertaining three-act comedy. was presented by the lVoodward Literary Society to the students of VVoodward just before the Christmas holidays. The play, the hrst of the school year, was given in our own auditorium. The action of the play took place at a week-end party given by Klrs. VVinthrop, a match-making aunt. She had invited several young people and delighted in imagining them all deeply in love. Unfortunately, she did not succeed in mating them all perfectly, with the result that the young folks had to take matters into their own hands. Ethel, lllrs. lVinthrop's niece, at the beginning of the play to all appearances detested Jerry, one of the young men at the party. Her main objection to him was the fact that he was tactless and spoke his mind far too plainly to suit her. Their heated arguments proved very amusing to the audience. Not until the third act did Ethel realize that Jerry was not so unpleasant a companion after all. He very tactfully straight- ened out several misunderstandings between the other lovers in the play and was rewarded, according to form, by winning the girl as the curtain went down on a scene which had been a battleground for masculine and feminine wits. Bess Kaplan ww delightful as lllrs. lVinthrop. Her friends received a surprise when she glided onto the stage attired in a white wig and a long, graceful gown. Hazel Lazette as Ethel, and John Proctor as Jerry deserve special mention for the pleasing manner in which they enacted their roles. Ruth Herman, as an old maid who lisped comically, and Gertrude Binns, as a deaf woman who possessed a mania for bridge, supplied a considerable amount of the humor of the play. VVeb Lowe, Ross Dieball, Belle Gothelf, Dana Fearing, Florence Suddaby, Carlton Hall, and Sophie Zaner, all of whom played their parts well, comprised the remainder of the cast. The success of the play was due, to a great degree, to the efforts of Edith Darlison, the director and coach. Not only did she have to bear the responsibility of the undertaking, but she also found it necessary to substitute for Helen Castor, who had become seriously ill on the afternoon of the play. lluch credit should be given Edith for her admirable work. The platform in our school auditorium was converted into a really at- tractive stage thanks to the efforts of Charles Gainer, stage manager. Om' I1 1ui1Ir1'fl furfy-0110 Tlzu Uirak End CASTILLOS DE TORRESNOBLES On llflarch the nineteenth, La Junta Castellana presented at Scott High School Auditorium 'lCastillos de Torresnoblesf' a three-act romance of sunny Spain. Sophie Zaner, as lVIercedes, scored a triumph rarely seen in amateur theatricals. She was splendiclly supported by the other members of the Cast. Paul Peifer, as the cura, was delightful. Edward Brown, duque de Guzman, played his role exceedingly well. Morris Shall, especially in the third act, was captivating as a toreador. Cora Sprow distinguished herself in the role of a graceful gypsy. Beethoven's Minuet was interpreted at the beginning of the play and strains of this music were heard several times during the performance. In the second act, as the melodious voice of the sereno, Henry Navarro, died away, Frances Lowe sang behind the scene Schubert's Ave Maria. Gertrude Joffe and Dorothy Bellamy made a charming picture in their dance between acts. The play was an ambitious undertaking and could not have been suc- cessful without the aid and enthusiasm of its director, Miss A. G. Wetterman, the club's faculty adviser. Charles Gainer merits praise for his work as stage manager. The scenic effects were excellent indeed. Ca.ttz'll0.f dr Torwfizobfff One hunrlrwd f01'fjl'flL'0 DNF M LHut.ru.iN '55- 'E . The Telzfzzzfzf Thursday evening. January 13. V924-, at Scott Auditorium the Wood- ward Glee Club, under the direction of Clarence Ball, presented their first operetta, The Pennant. This is the story upon which the operetta is based: Jack Lawson, a senior, captain of the football team, was working his way through college. He was in love with Doris Bond, daughter of Jeremiah Bond. stock broker and a much hen-pecked husband. Bonds wife, who was trying to be one of the -lO0, wished her daughter to marry Lord XVoodby Rich. How Jack and Doris finally eloped formed an entertaining story. Herbert Housman, as Jack, was excellent. His singing was far above the ordinary. Frances Lowe. in the part of Doris, was pleasing. Her voice showed culture that is seldom heard on the amateur stage. Her solo from behind the scenes was splendid. Cletus Hoel and Norma Cousino gave clever presentations of their parts. Williaiii Wade, as Levi Lender, and YVeb Lowe. as Verdant Green, supplied the humor in an adequate manner. Ethel Gent in the role of the widow lllrs Reno Grass gave one of the best performances of the evening. Her singing was excellent and she seemed perfectly at home on the stage. Although the Yvoodward orchestra was not in the lime-light its assis- tance was very essential to the successful performance of the operetta. hliss VVerum and her group deserve much praise. Inf' Ilumlrwl in ly-Ilirre 'Dfw ui? . . L . ff -':V1ze 5 4 ' .Q 1 ., a 9 fi- - I i A , K . H-, ', 1 '5 , '15, 435-'df Onw h umlrvd forty-four 'C 2 Q4 Q-. 1' B. I A ffqix i '21 iQ - 3 ff4,,,,,,, vw' ND if jxlhfelicg fi f5 ,ITT ,I Q f 'N fi x gl W K ' K 1 Xi . . . 4' NYJ' ilteunav- .. -Q , .,::jL,g I - 4 , '- 1 -, . .-J 5, 'H ' A ' 1 ff - lv . - ., A ,,. , 2.,, --54 - 'X fit -' 3 1. :.'. ., .. ., ,..f A Y, .rgulpg E 'V ,. -1 ,4 i rx, ..,- , g ,. P .- wgflfl. .v!s.. 'f-P16 -x 'Yi' f -a -5 fx X.. .rg Ax .1 QKIJ '. Q , , 1 V 1 -'f4-.T:-- ' iv. 'xn ' ,.,,, x Q .1 .. ,, 51 ..4. . Qu- D J 2 .352 , 4.1 ' r' f, I fin' . 1,1 A, ,' L 1 -h ig ,, ,. E! . , ju YV , Y, 1 T.- fkf -.n ,. 'I . . 5 J - 33- ' F ills, -2r31'w. .,. Jn , ,E ' ,, - I v xy l K' rf L .. ru 7' -1.- , T' M L' ... 'nn my . .,n X 4 X. ., , + f 1-,1,,:- T: , , . ,- ,VAM-kv 1. .,s,f,1e flwfbzzr fitter The old tight in there now. gang! Etter's old trumpet call and the keynote to his success is this ability to make any team under him fight till it drops and then get up to iight some more. The fight of his boys plus their ability gained through his coaching has made the Xvoodward teams better than they have ever been before. One hundred vorfuzflr ig' ,IE V ZZ' ' Cz. 'E is Ullllllill ll tl M . I E 14 ' s s-s W0 is i i :dm i' ee ig1g1222Qf1gi2g5Siski- E' , :QE 7Q'ffa lift! Boffff Loyalty to his Alma Slater brought Rollie back to school this year to assist Etter in coaching the basketball squad. Single-handed. this graduate from Tech handled the big squad of aspirants and weeded out the luminaries from those who were merely ambitious. He gave freely of the knowledge imparted to him while at Tech, thus earning the gratitude of all Hvoodyyard. One h umlrml forty-xm'rr1 I f w f v , N A -Q... In every rank, or great ur small is industry support, us zlll. -Gay. J f if it itil 1 . - - ..,. VLAN, ,. , f ,IJ .. , ,,-.4-ITJL1, uf ,Q QE- nv' Qin! 5. Hayes llflr. Hayes is our capable faculty manager who has worked unceasingly that VVoodward might gain fame and success. He has used all his energy and ability to raise VVoodward .to a higher plane in football, basketball, base- ball, swimming, golf, track, and boxing. L WI LI 1 ' I TI,ni11j'N'L1 T U VTIT1 'TTT lllllllllllll ll nuglnu mu I IllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllfllflflllllx 'QL' , ' il-'f 5 ,T V ii y i . 4 l :HL ll: -H ,if Vx If HE ug - 1-': ,Z W Y l: i ':.. ali QD 'Ei Y if i LB? 1 if El Ea V531 ,F-ij g i Ea 5' E I GR I 2 sl One hundred forty-eight ' f a-fe , - e Q a e e Q4 ii 4i.L.!QDil,l1'-L'EQ!+5 751 '- - '- lEi1B1,g'9--Jv-'- . ' Y L -' . . . . -.3 0- - 1' .L-.-.-.:! llllnlllllllllllllll X 1, v , ,i 1 il. 1 ,gif 5 UI. Eli lf: Fl 2:1 , 5 E gl 1 '31 A ll la ren ce ' ' Steam er, ' H0f'1zz'fz 3 An appendage like Clarence does not ordinarily bespeak an athlete, but Steamer Horning showed that there's nothing in a name by his wonderful record in college which included captaining Camp's Mythical All-American, and by his playing after he left school. Woodward was fortunate to secure such a man to assist Etter and gratefully Wishes Horning the best of success in his work at Detroit University. One hunched fmty num llll' mil IIIIANI l , . l l E v f f 'W K ' -- f ggw' 'e-11 l l - :H -pm :mammal s uegnnu-nl il nlgnl H I L !31 KQ7YTQ.'.TII11iD,E 1,-11g ' 11- f,j!,ivA2i Football 1923 Are we downhearted? I guess not! Know the reason? VVe beat- No not Scott this time, but our old football rival, Central. What a triumph it was! For one whole year we had been awaiting this day.when, before stands filled with people who blazoned forth the colors of their schools, our team would bring home the bacon. All other games sank into insignifi- cance. This was the day. This was the game, It was our day and our game, too, for when the smoke of battle lifted VVoodWard's colors were Hying high. lVhat a victory it was! Remember the two lines facing each other, bodies tensed, every muscle tautenedg remember, too, the sharp bark of- Sig'nals 36-72-8, Green back-shift-92-18 and the pelting rush as the ir- resistible force met the immovable object and plowed a way through it. Re- member then, the picture of every man on his feet cheering for all he was worth, for it was again, first down, ten. That was VVoodward's day and that was the day that Woodward came into her own after a season mixed with victories and defeats. From the first hour that the men reported for practice to the minute before the Central game the ruling motive of the team was: If we lose every other game, we must wipe out last year's defeatby Central. Did they wipe it out? Well I guess! Everything they had in their repertoire of plays was tried out by Tech, and everything succceeded. It was a grand sight for afootball enthusiast to watch: those eleven brown-clad lads moving their bodies in perfect co-ordina- tion onward to the goal posts. End runs, line plungesg short passes, long passesg trick plays and straight football-everything was tried, and everything succeeded. The red of Central seemed helpless to cope with the attack of the brown horde of Tech. They were helpless, too, for the Woodward men. had been well drilled by their mentors in all types of play. Although Central's was the big game of the year. Tech encountered serious opposition from most of its opponents. Scores do not mean muchg Ike fool: 'fm One hundred fifty iff ifQYA'iiT ,i f-QQFT7 T' mfviffif? vpr:re3,:E5EQfjift.Efn'yn?E13vgi:mfr lg l l 4.4, 4,6 dgfggggm M ,M H, Q , ,. , Afllillilllllllllllllk .... 44 9'9 3 Captain-elect Xlilliam Le-wand the team played must be considered. Looking over Tech's schedule we find a formidable array that was encountered. The first team to grasp our at- tention is Scott High of Toledo. VVhat a name to conjure with in a football way! Scholastic champions of the United States for two successive years and recognized champion for four more years, they truly had a record to throw fear into the hearts of as green a team as VVoodWard's. Tech men are not possessed of faint hearts, though, and when the final gun had been sounded to a game that was the fastest seen on a Toledo foot- ball field, the World's Champions had been able to make but twenty points on a team that was making its bow in big league company. For Scott it was the first game of the season and they revealed an attack that showed surpris- ing speed and power. The back-field was small with the exception of Lauf- fer, who is a demon plunger. Tech showed surprising defensive power in keeping the Scott backs from making big gains at any time. Tech's down- fall proved to be its inexperience, for, when Scott innovated its silent signals, the Woodward men were at a loss as to what was happening. The final result of the game brought satisfaction to both teams, the first time in fast company. had played amazingly Siglow showed especially well in this game, his speed more than one long gain around the ends. for Tech, showing for good football. Cliff enabling him to make opponent. lt seemed teams lined up. The against the light lads from Tech. That game was a massacre. VVaite beat down, battered, and bruised our boys until nothing but spirit was left them to play with, and even then the going was rough for the East Siders. Larry Bevan, VVaite coach, made a statement after the game which gave to these Tech lads a greater honor than winning the game could have been. He praised their courage and fighting spirit and above all, how clean they played the game when dirty plays would have saved them many bruises and bumps. Lima South, our next opponent, was a team of high caliber. Football had been played at South for years and the game was an institution there. The The heavy powerful VVaite team was our next almost ludicrous from the stands to see how the two big husky Waiters did not even get down to charge One hundred Jiffy-one A, i,L..,., Lai,-J team representing them was a veteran aggregation doped to defeat VVood- ward easily. The dope bucket was upset here, however, for Tech came through with a 6-O victory. The rooters who accompanied the team to Lima were in a frenzy of joy over the fight the team showed, and well might they have been, for the squad gave promise of accomplishing big things the rest of the season. The following game proved that the evidence shown at blr, Conser's Alma lllater had not been a flash in the pan. Bucyrus came here with a veteran aggregation. The team had been playing together for four years and formed one of the finest defensive combinations seen at Armory Park. On the offensive, they had a star in quarterback Nussbaum who was a constant menace to the Vlioodward goal line. Time and time again this tiny back squirmed and wriggled his way through the XVoodward team for good gains only to be stopped short of the goal line. That Bucyrus was stopped short of the goal line did not indicate that XVoodward had to be. The Techers scored early in the first quarter after a march down the field, during which they succeeded in completing several trick passes that gained ground. Twice in the last period did XVoodward score because of Captain Greens alertness. Once Deacon intercepted a pass on the 25 yard marker and raced 75 yards for a touchdown. Again he intercepted and took the ball to his 20, from which place Ned Hills carried it over. The real feature of the game was not the offensive, however. It was the sterling defense backed by the lighting spirit of these Tech boys. No yard line and did our bovs. visitors. In- the ball was less than three times was Bucyrus given the ball inside the Five allowed four downs to take it over: no less than three times lighting tooth and nail, hold and throw back the rush of the deed, so fierce was the defense that two out of three times farther back at the end of the four downs than at the beginning. This Fierce protection of her goal line saved our team more than one game last sea- son, but was not quite sullicient to overcome the Libbey luck in that awful nightmare of fumbling between the two teams. Tech could see the Central game approaching. In fact, Libbey was the last opponent the regulars had to face before the Central game. and as a con- sequence, the players let themselves in for something. In that 9-0 defeat, nothing but the highest praise can go to the victors, for Libbey played heads- up football. They pounced on the ball every time it was fumbled Cwhich was oftenl and relinquished it only when they had to. The only redeeming feature of the game for Tech was its playing during the last three periods when it more than equaled Libbey's skill, but lacked sufficient punch to force across a touchdown. Bus Biggs was taken out of this game with two broken ribs, while Zaner was knocked out completely just as the half ended. This defeat by Libbey coupled with the overwhelming of our subs at lVIt. Clemens did not serve to lighten the hearts of the coaches nor of the student body. The old never-say-die spirit was still there, but with what a woe-be- gone expression! Shortly before the big game, however, word went out that a surprise was due. that the showing at the Libbey game was a fiasco, and that Central would hit a surprise. The rumor was prevalent throughout the school, yet was doubted by most. The big day arrived. The players of both teams were in fine fettle. Everything was prepared for the men to give their all that day for the shout- ing mass of tumultuous, rioting color in the stands. Did they? They did! E3 :ji Nui., . .stil s. . ,E Ona hundrefl fiff!l'fll'lr f. , -. X . 1 il .- '-.5 .- .i,fff, . ,. -1: '-if mimi' ' V7.1 ' i l . i li S.. 'li 'V 1.9. The Woodward team had more to give than the Centralites, however, and they delivered it in a manner not to be denied. Zaner came into his own that day, displaying the most brilliant offensive football of the season. Three times he dodged and squirmed through the entire Central team for touchdowns. Capt. Green showed us that such a thing as a triple-threat center was possi- ble by plunging, passing, and kicking in fine style. VVe believe that Deac is the only triple-threat center in the country. ln fact, the entire team played such ball that Central found itself unable to cope with the herceness of the playing. The Red team was helpless before the Carpenter attack. So read the newspapers, and it was the consensus of opinion that the newspapers stated it correctly. Of the three games played by the rivals, Tech now has won two, the first and third. The hrst year VVoodward came through to a 12-7 tune. Last year Central ran up 26 points during the hrst quarter. Although Tech played all around them during the rest of the game, the damage was done and the final result was 26-6. This season brought with it a new ideal. The old one of beating Cen- tral was still strong-so strong that at times it overshadowed the new. But the new goal was one worth striving for and one that we hope we have reached. It was to place ourselves on a par with the best in the country- to rise out of the rub of small town schools and to compete with the teams that were only too glad to meet us on the court. True, we were defeated in most of the very biggest games, but what did that matter? Even in defeat we showed our right to be considered with the best, and with the advent of a new season we hope to see Tech playing not only Scott and YVaite of our own city, but the opponents of these schools which have made names for themselves in football. Scott did not win the national championship in a day: nor did lVaite rise to its present height in a season. lt required years of hard mersistent effort to develop a champion, and as Tech is not and will never be a secondary school it cannot be relegated to a position lower than that of Scott or Waite. Experience is the best teacher, and the Wvoodward boys have been piling up wisdom from the old master. As a finale we leave a warning to our opponents of next year, Watch us go! n-s.4,LnQ wsu :nw K See 'fm fight Om' hundred fifty-three I ,i cs, .- M-----V----X Af --A -W - V. . .-. -s ni 113312 I. I , l 7 lr, 1 5' 'J'-1 1-,, w:'1 r:-- E, WZ' H5-. ,VET W- , ,,- , 3 ygzz ' : XZ' .,- N- -,dl ! :' 1 w E -c 1, E, wg :ag -4 fi. X H 454 'C '52 1 I -. . , 2 x v . 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'a :m1w.m-'----mam, H - ' ' QM ummggilo Q F iuewsmzusff! gf TV1 1 I . EBL, . . , - - -M-wwmmww , vfv-1f-- vw- ,,... , , - 33-fi-' ' - - In WSW -af'vj't ,P-vw f 1 ,X gn.-fat if mf - . L. wif -A v 2: v . g w fry,--s f'A tw wry. I 7 A ec- Sw, X 5 V 3 3 Q KW 1 ww W J X was ' W. M., .- , :,..,,,- -:Lg-1 Q- X I1 ., Art is the child of Nature: yea, Her darling Child in whom we trace The features of the mother's face, Her aspect and her attitude. -Longffrllolux rw , 1 Y! Q ,wx 5 s kj' mfg, fig! w Z 1 'EQ w ELI Y , 2 E , 5 ' EI E! il . Ei . ami . F Q si One hundrerl fifty-emght x E- -, --, , C 4 gl , fxpw- . --V--NW - 1' ' mggggg. ' nn mwf A ' gl lhameugamswl IlZdl.'Ul'6!l!6ll Cornwell! Let us pause a moment to pay tribute to the football men who have done their best that Woodward's name might be carried high in an athletic way. Captain Green, one of the best all-round players WVoodward has had, was a real star. Deac shone at every department of the game as a lineman. and when he proved his ability as a backfield man. VVoodward recorded his name on her list of ever-living heroes. Captain-elect Lewand was the scrappiest player onv the team. lt is rare to find a player like Bill, who can fight like fury and think like Napoleon at the same time. XVith Captain Bill at the helm, we feel sure that Tech's ship of success will continue its progress. Bus Biggs, that gritty, hard hitting fullback, is going to be back next year. lf VValter doesn't meet with hard luck again, he surely will make a name for himself. Although he was a sophomore last year, it was Zaner's first season in football, Ike surely made good, and ended the year in a blaze of glory by his wonderful work in the Central game. YValls didn't get started until the season was well under way, but, oh boy! how he did play after he got going, Freddy knocked 'em cold and fully came up to our expectations. In the Libby game, especially, did YValls get in his best work. Ole Freddy will be back at the half position next year. Ned was shifted from end to quarter, which is his natural position. This freckled. fighting lad made good from the start, choosing his plays wisely and doing plenty of ball carrying himself. Hills is a valuable man and the squad will surely be glad to have him back. Lathrop, the fastest man of the team, showed us the Tech reserve strength by filling in capably after Bus was injured. Frank could hit hard and with such speed that he rarely was stopped without gain. This boy goes on to seek new laurels in life. Early in the season Tiger Caldwell suffered an injury which kept him from showing his best. His great promise as a player warranted keeping him on the squad despite the physical intirmity, and his aptitude in storing knowledge for the future speaks well for him. Millhouse was one of the mainstays of VVoodward's line last season. A bul- wark of defense and a power on the offensive. Marion made a very valuable man. One of the best tackles in the city is the appendage given Bull Harrison by the News-Bee. Need we say more for Harold? Look at that man go down! Yes, he tried to get by Sutherland, but he didn't succeed because Ted, as always, was on the job. Stroble was declared ineligible in mid-season just as the important games were coming on. The enemy feared him as much as we relied on him, and we will be waiting to see the big boy out there next year blocking a big hole. Gail Flora was the man to spear passes. Naturally adept at handling the ball, Gail stuck to it like glue. Besides this, Flora skillfully broke up interference on end runs, consequently few wide runs were tried around his end. One h u mlrerl fifty-nin 1: Hubbell was a speedy heavy-set end who could roll-block to perfection. Because Etter was building with an eye to the future and because this is Irvingis last year, he was not used often, WVuyciak was an extremely fast man. His ability to catch and receive passes won him recognition. Jeffrey was the man to open up holes. At home in any position on the line, Jed surely ripped up wagon paths for the backs to travel through. A linesman willing to work hard all the time amply characterizes Jensen, who improved speedily throughout the season. Squire was a handy man to iill in on the line. Bob was a scrapper who never knew when he was licked. John and Paul Lavin played splendid ball throughout the season. These boys showed plenty of grit and determination and can not be praised too much. james, Droscz, and Keller were awarded T R's. These awards were made only after long deliberation, for all the players were so evenly matched that it was dirhcult to choose among themg but the custom for awarding only twenty leLters forced the athletic association to award reserve letters to these men. Many of the comforts and conveniences of the players were due to three students who gave freely of their time and effort. To reward them for their services the boys, Charles Gainer, Dana Fearing and James Page, were given the Tech Manager emblem. Football Xvoodward 19 ,,.,,,.....-...,-,....,-,............. Rlaumee O XVoodward O ..,,...u....,-.........,...........s.. Scott 20 XVoodward 14 ,-.,.....s,.....,.........,.....,..... Stryker 0 YVoodward O ...................................... VVait6 68 XVoodward 6 ...................................... Lima South 0 XVoodward 19 .........,........................,... Bucyrus 0 YVoodward O ...................................... Libbey 9 VVoodward 55 ...................................... 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IVoodward's team this year was unique in many ways, and its record varies directly with its peculiarities, At the beginning of the season, Mr. Etter found himself in a particularly difficult predicament. He had no experienced material, not even a substitute from last year's squad upon which to build his team. Undaunted by difficulties that presented themselves. he set to work weeding out his green material. His task was a difficult one, but with that fighting spirit which is a characteristic of him, Mr. Etter performed his task so well that he made his midget crew contenders for the city championship. VVib worked on a pet theory of his own which holds that a good little man is better than a good big man. He proved his theory to everybody's satisfaction when, after giving his squad the necessary experience, he brought them through to victories over Scott and Libbey, the two victors over VVaite. In reviewing the records, it is still hard to realize that a team so small as Tech's could successfully compete in first grade competition. To realize how small the squad is, it is necessary to review their weights: XV. YVeisberg --- ---105 H,YVeisberg - ,,-112 L. Stephens --- ---139 H. Hubbard -- ---1-1-4 NI. Sherman -- --- --- ---132 A team as small as this must be really good to come through, and our boys were that good. In speed, passing abilitv, and Hoorwork they far excelled all opponents. Shooting was their one weakness. The hard play of their much bigger opponents caused these boys to hurry shots all seasong as a result many shots were missed, The opening game was the annual clash with the Alumni, That game held much more than the usual interest, for it showed just what Etter's mysterious midgets could do, They did plenty, as any member of that famous Alumni quintette will assure vou. Our next mix-up was with St. johns Hi, which had already played three games. Their experience helped the Catholic boys but little, because VVee WVillie VVeisberg was in rare form, making fifteen points. The entire St. Johns' team was able to gather but nine points. In spite of their aggressiveness, the Superior Street lads were forced to submit to superior team work and ability. The game was hard fought and clean, a fact which speaks well for the sportsmanship of St. Johns, Revenge was the thought uppermost in Central's mind as they came over to the Y '. They wished to atone for their defeat in football. To its dismay, Central found itself up against a team much stronger than itself. The linal score, 4-4-19, does not fully tell the story, for Tech used the last half of this game as a practice period for its subs. A succession of tough breaks that cannot be explained followed the Central game. To all appearances, Tech was complete master of the teams it metg yet, it was defeated by all four opponents. The jinx to which the losses have been attribu- ted was brought on by Springfield High School. The visitors were a big, rangy aggre- gation, averaging almost six feet in height. Tech's tiny squad played all around Ona hundred sixty-fo'ur Springfield on the floor, but found trouble locating the hoop. WVoodward's defense was impregnable, all of Springfield's points coming by means of long shots or from the foul line. Tech held a 2-I--23 lead all through the last period until the final few moments when the referee called two fouls for Springfield. Carter sank them both as the game ended. Highland Park and WVaite furnished us with the same type of op- position. Both teams were strong, big, and fast. Yet, until those final few moments, Tech's super-team was superior. The loss to Scott was the one that meant the most to the student body. It was a typical Tech-Scott game, one in which the players fought with all the strength they had. In the end, it was the inability of the Techers to sink the ball from the foul line that spelled defeat. Although the game was one of teams rather than individuals, the contest also marked the rise to stardom of two opponents who had formerly been team mates. Rosy Sherman and Isadore Sack had played together for years, but no one would have known it to see the boys scrapping so hard against each other. Feeling rather blue after four straight defeats that should have been victories, Tech traveled to Canton to meet McKinley High School. McKinley had always turned out crack teams and this year's was no exception. The Canton team was the best squad Woodward faced all season, but Tech, on its mettle before a foreign crowd, gave a wonderful exhibition and won 32-21. Canton never had a chance in this game. for Hymie and Billie beat them single-handed. The other city games proved conclusively that VVoodward was at the top in the court game. Libbey was the first to meet- defeat. Mr. VVilliam-'s boys, coached by Pinkie Pittenger, presented a formidable crew that had been winning games from the best teams in Ohio. They ran into a real opponent when they met VVoodward, how- ever. Libbey started off like a whirlwind, scoring six points in a hurry. Our boys did not get started until the second quarter when they knocked off twelve points. Both teams were lighting hard during the entire period and the tiny Tech forwards showed the effects of the battering. In the second half both Libbey and Tech fought like de- mons, the skill of VVoodward prevailing over the strength of the South-Enders. As the gun sounded, Tech was on the long end of a 22-20 count. Waite again proved our jinx by handing us a defeat on our own floor. Our squad showed the effects of the long schedule for it seemed overtrained during this game, VVaite took advantage of the staleness of our boys and romped through to an easy victory. Scott and Libbey, our greatest rivals, furnished us with claims to the city title. Scott, first on our list was handed a sound trouncing in one of the closest battles of the year. Had it not been for the breaks of the game, the VVest-End boys would have been given even a worse licking than they got. Scott started off well, scoring three fouls and a field goal in quick succession. Tech seemed dazed by this attack, letting the West-Enders have their own way the entire lirst quarter. Coming to life at the beginning of the second period, the squad changed the score from S-1 in favor of Scott to 10-7 in favor of Woodward. The next two periods were exhibitions of close guarding that have never been surpassed on a Toledo court. The last quarter was especially close, frequent hair-raising shots bringing the already mad crowd to its feet time and again. Only one point, a foul by Hank Hubbard, was scored in that en- tire quarter. That point was as big as a mountain, though, for it measured the margin between victory and defeat. Scott was forced to acknowledge that the speed and team- work of the little fellow was better than the brawn of the big man. VVhen. a week later, Scott defeated Waite, Woodward had just as good claims to the city champion- One hundred sixty-fiw ship as any other school. Scott's defeat was not the only one on which we based our Championship claims. Libbey defeated VVaite on Tuesday, March eighteenth. On Saturday, the twenty- second, the South-Enders crossed Swan Creek, but found no sleepy Hessians to meet them as had Yvashington. Instead they encountered a strong array of live YVo0d- ward YVarriors ready to do or die for their school. The Crystal-Gazers were cocky and confident of victory, but the predictions of their seers of the Crystal were wrong, for Libbey lost more points to the Tech sharp-shooters than it gained. The Final score 25-20 indicates the willingness of the two teams to mix it as fast and as furi- ously as they could. Both teams fought to a finish, neither giving up nor wanting to. Libbey showed great improvement over its early season form, but that improvement could not he compared with Techs I In basketball even more than in football. Tech has secured its place in the world of athletics. XVith the continued supervision of these sports by Karl Hayes and XVib litter, we hope to see Tech make its place in the national field as secure as the place it now holds in the state and city. Fred tfqfefjl' ,leff performed his duties as student manager unusually well, and it is surely ,qood news to all players that -leff will be back to rub their bellies next year. Besides his student manager work, Jeff found time to coach the reserves and bring them within an ace of the city crown. Ona lzuutlrefl sit-ty-six HYIVIAN VVEISBERG Playing sensational ball, Hyman left a lump in the throat of all Techers at the end of the Libbey game. All through the season Hymie displayed the marvel- ous ability that made him the only senior on a squad built for the future. Etter could not keep the lighting gamecocku on the bench even though he was a senior, and Hymie's record of leading the team in field goals justihed the coach's judgment. CAPTAI N VVll,I,l.-XM XVIQISBERLS The tiniest basketball player in in- terscholastic Circles, Billy was the lhust marked man on the team. His brilliant playing and his remarkable generalship singled him out and made his opponents fear him. XVee Billy Wleislwergh is only a junior, Ll fact for which the entire school is thankful. One htmtlwtl xi.rty-seven A ., , - we l i' ' , , . 1.-'H '- .wiv ,. , mg. y. lu- 2. , . ,Q P, A w1,,' 'F 539.8 'M o ' gv fifww , A, in X 1.3 , ,:::.:ia:- ' ' c Joe? '-' 15 , - ,' V-: N-l T 3115, xy,-, f flgx 1, 1 xi.. . Xl X Sl :Q rw, ggi fa 'Q If D VVhat miracle of weird transforming Is this wild work of frost and light, This glimpse of glory infinite? --Whittier. I '! HENRY HFBBARD ' Une of Etter's lighting boys, Hank, showed such improvement that he put to the greatest use the fight that made him a great guard. Hank, besides play- ing a splendid defensive game, has a good eye and makes them when thev count. VVe're mighty glad Hubbard will he back next year. MAX SHERMAN Sherman reminds us strongly of Rollie in his first year at Tech. Addic- ted to Rollie's habit of making one field goal per game, Rosy also learned the ins and 0u's of floor work until he be- came one of the best guards in the state. Max seems likely to follow in Rollie's footsteps and become a super-guard. One It undrwtl .sixty-rfiyflzf LINCOLN STEVENS Playing his second year in basketball and his tirst in high school, Line un- covered a world of stuff. Tall and rangy as he was, Line displayed marvelous Hoor ability and, with more practice at shooting, should make one of the best basketeers in the state. IRVING ZANER The fastest man on a team of speed merchants, Zaner didn't hit his stride until past mid-season. Then only did our opponents realize what a wonder Ikaboy was and what basketball he could play. To Scott, VVaite, and Libbey, Ike proved a Nemesis, and with two years before him he should prove the terror of all Tech opponents. Our' h u mlrml silly- n im' ISADORE MITCHELL A tighter with a punch. Mitch show- ed unusual ability while he was out, Vri- fortunately for the school. Elsa did not enter until the second semester, which was to late for him to get accustomed tr. the style of play used: however, Mitch showed enough to warrant his playing as relief and to make good his next j'C3I'.S berth on the squad. NIILLARD STONE Lacking only experience to make him Cl star. Stoney proved to be a valu- ahle man while in there, His shooting ability earned him the title of Dead- Eye Dick, and those who are skeptical should watch this boy loop 'em in from all angles. One lruudri-41 Nt'l't'Il,y MI2RRlT'I' GREEN Really meriting' the name athlete. Merritt added haskeahall to his CZIISHOFQ when he made the XVoodwarrl Nflllfill. :Xs in everything else, Desc surelv made good. his aize going a long ways to olf- set the lack of weight of Etterk pnniea. i REFBEN KAPLUXVITZ Kappy is a coming star. This season has brought him to a position where he will make a strong hid as a regular on next year's squad. Kappy has speed. shiftiness, aggressive-ness, and a good eyeg these coupled with the experience he han gained make this boy a threat to all opponents. One hurulrezl sw l'l'Ilfy'0Tl6 F gi ?'i3 f,1:,? W' ' -Y W' wwf' 'fr ' ' -H12-'YSL '11 V. Y W W Y-W-Y-Q i fl --V -mm - -f- - 4 -r ' '1-:i:'4f'.f 114 rf-:mi X T fl- H+- -11? Q - ' S '--1-11? iiff' ,...1-zfzfif-f1f. v fig,-1 1 :xii , '15 ,- i - ' xi 3 V 5 X. :ein riflgbi. 11:93, M? w ,i 'W : - ijg E WE, rs- P' !I I 1 A ---- - 1 - llllg One hundred sewntytwo X 414' , E! . I E1 fi . 5'9- - , . 2' 11 sl A E Q.mg2.:Y.5g34Q:wgf,? Y ' , VJ,-.ET - ff J 4, 'E' X 1L,Ti-fl 7'-wfiliilh 'iEf'1.x.,LuI1gx.1:,-1.1-1 fe-Ll DJ1TLTG3IL7IEEf.E'.EI .1.4+.,w mnmum v nnuunnuug I a. ' I Z! L ' .1 IEHUINIIIIIIIIIHUEU Y .-.....-.-.... effilzleizkf zz! 'ZQ700a'fward XVILBUR G. ETTER PAST Athletics at VVoodward have always been on the highest plane that they can attain in scholastic circles. Tech first started its athletic course under the supervision of lXIr. VVilliams our former principal. The teams under his tute- lage succeeded in winning the city title for two successive years and won national fame at the tourney held in Madison, VVisconsin back in 1920. Ambitions along other lines caused the hiring of Rube Bechtel who immediately organized a football team. This team won all its games includ- ing the most memorable one with Central. ln basketball Rube proved his ability by molding an aggregation which won 22 out of 2-l starts. Last year our football team kept its winning stride and lost but two games, one to Elyria, which won the Little Seven Conference title, and the other to Central, which sprang a first quarter attack. In basketball we faced the hardest schedule we had ever undertaken, but in spite of this came through with fiying colors. PRESENT This year VVoodward played high-grade football teams. Anxious to make good a place among the elite, Tech chose to lose rather than to back water. Her opponents consisted of the best in the land and included such teams as Scott Qlnter-scholastic Champions U. S. '23, '2-H. NVaite, and op- ponents of like caliber, and they all were forced to give recognition to our boys as the hardest fighting and hardest tackling team in the city. In basketball VVoodward was forced to start without a single regular from last yearls squad. This made the present varsity the greenest as well as the smallest team to ever represent Viioodward. As the season progressed, the ltlidgets learned the lessons of experience and were able to lick Scott and Canton lNIcKinley, and to hand Libbey two of the best beatings the South- Enders will have to take. Under the coaching of blr. Petree, our track team made a splendid showing in the city meet. Petel' has worked hard at all sports helping to make Yvoodward better, and deserves the approbation of the entire school for the untiring effort which he has put forth on the football field and the basket- ball court. Chuck Byers, a prominent Toledo boxer, is teaching the VVoodward boys how to handle their fists and is at the sarrte time giving to them a valu- able asset, self-confidence. Another sport which is in its infancy at VVoodward is swimming. The sport is acquiring great popularity here due to the hard work of Faculty lllan- ager Karl E. Hayes, who has built a team that feels confident of winning the city championship, The great American gamen took hold of all Toledo High Schools last season and, although it was off to a poor start, VVoodward managed to finish in second place due largely to the efforts of Coach Slocum. This year we expect to do much better and hope to take the city title. FUTURE In looking forward to Tech's future we cannot get out of mind's eye the picture of our new school with its improved athletic facilities, and with the view of the improvement in conditions always comes the vision of our future athletic teams, leaders as always, but leaders of the nation instead of the state and city. One h '11 n rlred sv renly-threw 5 1 Raimi SAFVIHIIII R0.l'z'llf7. I'g RH7lI.liz'I' Fz'f1f,l'fz'I'II Fifzjolzn 11'az',tl1rz'g ' exe! '-ver - Always a variable quantity, a reserve team may be good one day and mediocre the next. To this rule our reserves were no exception, outside of the fact that instead of using days to change in the tiny Freshmen used halves of a game. During the first half of every game played, the Freshmen were a mediocre quintette. In the last half some missing link seemed always to be supplied, for the boys awoke with a start and played their oppenents off their feet. The Wlaite Reserves, big husky fellows, ran up a lead on the Midgets only to have our boys crawl to within the danger zone in the last period. Libbey's football squad of court men were outplayed completely in the last period, while Scott, too, received a scare in the last half after running, up a 16 to 1 lead at the end of the first. All through the season the Freshmen played the game this way, and it was a disgruntled group that entered the Y. M. C. A. amateur tournament. Somewhere a missing link had been supplied and the boys played full games of ball throughout the tourney. Some teams were difficult to defeat: others were easily trimmed. All were defeated until the small five entered the finals. Here disaster again overtook them and a slump to their old time habit spelled defeat for the kids, In spite of numerous failures the reserves made a wonderful showing for so green a team, and it is with confidence that we look forward to our athletic future when we glimpse these lads in action. Capt. Rosenberg is a mighty good defensive man who has an uncanny knack of caging long ones, jack is certain to get better and we expect big things of him. Isadore Rosen is a miniature Billy WVeisberg. Tony is the most finished player on the team and with more size would have made the varsity. VV'illard Ramser is a splendid pivot man. Rangy and a good shot, Bill cinched his position at center. Benny Feldsfein is the man to make them. Benny never gave up trying until the final gun sounded, and as a result added many points to the team's total. Davy is another YVeisberg wearing Tech's colors. He surely lived up to his brothers' records, a task difficult for anyone. Young Rosy Sherman played a splendid guard game all season. Frank too had to live up to his brother's reputation. but he did it. Billy Fitzjohn did not finish the season, but while he was there made his strength felt. Much of the success of the team belongs to Fred Jeffery, who found time to mold this group of inexperienced lads into a real basketball aggregation. Jeff worked many long hours perfecting the team-work and individual ability of the players. Be- sides this jelf found time to take care of the duties of a student manager. Workers of this type show' the true Tech spirit and to this type of student goes the credit for VVoodward's high standing. Our' fr u nrlrpzl sffrvnfy-fu'll1' hiv:-iTgLi,ivLilif :il it 1 il.: if I1 1: il' lifti- t 'X fd 'LKWS 1 I sssxf- :. 5 A ' L . A L' ' Lx' If Q r 'fi lzijlvvi v Q ff-' .h iv,S'ffAfp f ff w ,. Y V, 1 Q ' in . 1 U ' Q - o Qi . fr ' Q ,I 1 ,Ai-.320 J ,t '. I 1,4 ,- . . , .1 -, . r ,' . fem: 3' M V A fi? , ' - D ' A X i M he :L qu f ososs o' ri2rfr ' faste r: - it i e 1.5L-G fb Y V1 , 1 V - rt . f 1 fl, '- . -gr 5 ' 5 I ' I Lic-5 V g 6,3 yy .I I V WX V f ,, f f , A ffl. ' i i s . 2, -I ' - . , 1 U ' . 'Q L. fzj - .. ,:, .' . . , A A, ' . '5'9s.fi'S - 7' . ' ,L Auf f9ee1'!eafz'e1'5 Seventy-hye per cent of the team is the spirit behind it. So often have we heard that phrase that it drones familiarly on our eardrums. yet the truth of it is best appreciated only after a school has completed a successful athletic season. Techs success in the way of athletics is in a large measure due to the splendid work of its cheerleaders who have kept the spirit of the school keyed up to a high pitch. Rietzke and Gainer, assisted by Freddie Gilow have done wonders for Tech along yelling lines, and it is with heavy hearts that we say goodbye to two of these boys and see the burden they carried placed on younger shoulders. V You have XVoodward's gratitude to keep with you always, Chuck and John: and we hope that you, Freddie. will also succeed in keeping aliye our splendid lVoodward spirit. One I1 1l71!lI'l'lI .wrerlfy-si.1: dll r - gl CQDAEFAEIIY Asa Long and Rlichael Lieber are two leaders in the field of sport which requires more brains and foresight than any known game. VVithin its walls Tech has housed these lads and seen them grow from boyhood into manhood- from novices into champions. Asa Long by dint of his hard earned victory at Boston is the national checker champion, the king of all tournament players. It takes more than a passing moment to realize what this must mean to the 19 year old lad. llen of doubtful age, some well past two score years, have striven vainly time and again to win the right to wear Asa's crown. That they have failed is sufficient evidence that the American checker champion does not have a sinecure in winning and defending his title. lkfere praise cannot heighten the glory of Asa's victory, but it is the only way in which we can hope to express our ap- preciation of our fellow student's work. lVIiehael Lieber has won the title of Uhio Checker Champion by being runner-up to Asa Long in the Ohio tournament just previous to Asa's win- ning of the national title. lVIike's ambitions are soaring high again and his aim is pointed at the national title. The Alamac Hotel in New York City is to be the festive scene where Mike will attempt to win the national crown and bring it back to Tech. Harry Latz owner of Alamac Hotel is conducting the tournament under the auspices of the American Checker Association. The winner will get a large silver cup properly engravedg to those who rank high will be given a total of S4000 in cash prizes. The tourney is easily the biggest event in its field that there is. Because of this Mike will have the minds of all VVoodward with him those fateful days between the 29th of April and the llth of Mayf. If lVIike comes through the tournament a victor, VVoodward may point to two successive national champions. Even the laurels Tech has had on the field and court cannot overshadow those on the checker-board. One hundred severity-seven Q P .,f 255,-fi fi-mcu fig, -'Q f.--Q. x I ' 'fl V . -'Inu--. N-- 'x..5' gd s.las.w X llllll 1 X fzzfebfzll 1923 TE.-wi VVON Losr PERCENTAGE Waite ..... -- 11 0 1.000 Yvoodward -- - 6 S .545 St. johns -- , 5 6 ,455 Central -- - 3 6 .333 Scott --- ,... - 1 9 .100 Last year a big cry went up for more athletic competition among the Toledo schools. In football Scott met XVaite, and XVoodward met Central: in basketball Scott met XVaite, and VVoodward met Scott: that was the end i it. At the close of each season there was plenty of room for argument as to who the real champion was, but there was no method of settling the ques- tion. XVith spring came the demand for baseball, and this afforded a great opportunity for starting a high school league on an even basis. All were be- ginners. XVitli the assistance of twelve business firms who outfitted the teams. 'i schedule which included eleven games was drawn up. The schedule was not an arduous one, yet lt succeeded in its purpose of determining the real champion. XVaite was unqualifiedly the best team in the league, winning every game. Directly on the heels of the East Siders trod the VVoodward bat- wielders, who had slowly but surely crawled up from next to last place to the runner-up position. St. Johns High had a strong aggregation which finished in third place. The Central team, which started off like a whirl- wind, finished fourth, while Scott most unexpectedly found itself occupying the cellar position. Tech did not have easy going by any means. Off to a slow start which kept it barely above Scott, the team couldn't get going. Then a young Lochinvar, Eddie Erikson, was fitted into the slab position. The team needed just that link. Strong as any on the defense, and able to hit with the best, it had lacked a competent boxman. Erikson's development under the coaches tells the story of the making of a strong baseball unit at Tech. The team began to play ball, and its rise was meteoric. The figures in the percentage column grew in size until Central was passed. Then came the final race for second place. A win over the YVest Enders would put us there: a loss to the same team would mean a loss of the hopes cherished since the winning spurt had begun. That game was a thriller not decided until the final out was made and VVoodward declared winner, 3-2. Our second place position covered us with as much glory as VVaite's first did them, for ours had been an uphill fight. Kluch of the praise for the team's success must go to the coaches. Wib Etter, assisted by George Lawson and Harold Slocum, gave much of his time and work in a desperate attempt to make the first Woodward baseball team one to be proud of. Praise for their successful efforts is their due, and praise surely must be given by all who know how completely they were en- grossed in their unselfish effort to make Woodward bigger in an athletic way. One Izundrfil xerazily-Pigllll' Yizzfebrzll IQ24 League baseball seemed in a bad way in Toledo circles, a fact which was un- usual after the success the first season proved to be. There was some difficulty in regard to eligibility lists, but the trouble was soon ironed out and a schedule was drawn up by the faculty managers of the six Toledo schools. The season will be composed of two rounds for each team thus comprising a ten-game schedule. In addition to inter-school baseball, Tech will introduce inter-class games. The games between classes will be played on Mondays, VVednesdays, and Fridays, so as not to interfere with league games. Contrary to usual custom, varsity athletes, with the exception of pitchers, will be allowed to compete in contests for their class. As all the classes have put forth approximately an even number of candidates, the con- tests will be hot and the winner undecided until the final days of play. For its varsity. Tech has a few regulars and a wealth of new material. Of last year's squad, but four men are back to form the nucleus of a team. The other positions must be filled in with men who have never competed in high school circles. The pitching staff is well taken care of by Eriksen, Hubbard, and XVujciak. The first two are veterans from last year's team, while VVujciak has shown enough this spring to cause the others to hustle. Isadore Mitchell seems to have cinched his job as' backstop. Mitch can handle them all and is also strong at the plate. Tall, lanky, and fast, Linc Stephens seems to have first call on' the initial sack position. Linc is a finished fielder and should make things livelv at the first station. Hills held down the keystone position last year, but is being hustled by Nadonly, a new man. Billy Weisberg, S. Zelden, and Stone are all fighting for the shortstop position. Billy is a finished fielder and should have first call, although the other two men are hitting the apple hard enough to keep Horny hustling. The hot corner is the scene of a hot scrap between Lubitsky and Hertzberg as to which man shall hold down the position. Lubitsky holds the advantage over his man in the matter of experience and should make a first string man, although at this writ- ing it is safe to predict nothing. The outfield possesses a great deal of talent, having several 300 hitters and much good material. There is such a wealth of talent in the outfield that weeding out the squad has become a diflicult task and one that promises to give Coach Slocum no end of trouble. The team as it lines up today should not drop lower than second and will prob- ably end in first place according to Coach Slocum who has been enthusiastic in his work with the squad. Prospects are very bright for a successful finale letic season and, if the team runs true to form, Woodward can expect to nant next year. to our ath- fiy the pen- Woodward SCOTT ST. JOHNS CENTRAL VVAITE LIBBEY qfoodward LETS May 13 May 8 Apr. 29 May 1 May 6 May 22 May 15 May 20 May 22 May 27 SCOTT May 13 GO May 6 May 8 Apr. 29 May 1 May 22 May 20 May 22 May 27 May 15 ST. OT-Txrs May 8 May 6 v May 1 May 13 Apr. 29 J L May 15 May 20 W Oodward May 27 May 29 May 22 CENTRAL Apr. 29 May 8 May 1 COP May 6 May 13 May 20 May 22 May 27 May 15 May 29 WVAAITE May 1 Apr. 29 May 13 May 6 THE Mav 8 May 22 May 27 May 29 May 15 May 20 May 6 May 1 Apr. 29 May 13 May S FLAG! LIBBEY May 27 May 15 May Z2 May 29 May 20 On hundred .-rerenfyfnine One hundred eighty Qs Boxing Team M'- ,UQ nf! .Er-Q. !qX'n45 ,Q -'- if PW' . .5 ETX- 'f Yi -In xx' Dm. -F15 ij. . I ' U-a . xi il ,! fic , ij,- ll 't? hilfiuk' l Boxzkzg Chuck surely knows his stuff. doesn't he, Bill? Betch'er boots he does! The above is eulogy enough for any man, particularly a boxer, but it does not adequately describe the work of 'LChuck Byers with the Tech box- ing team. VVhen the men were Hrst called together for the purpose of giving self-confidence to the members of next year's football team, a boxing team was not thought of. However, the rapid development of the boys under the tute- lage of Byers led to the formation of a team of various classes. In the 110 pound division, Emil Katz, who was bantamfweight king of Camp Knox, is the leader. Emil is fast and shifty. and knows how to hit. In Ben Hertzberg, Elston Erwin, and Bill Tattersall. the 125 division has three strong contenders for the crown. All three are willing, rugged .ids who pack a Wallop. Victor lXIiner has-bullet-like speed and throws two mean fists. Vie is leading the 135 pound class by a good margin and can be expected to take care of himself in any company. Do you remember Tiger on the football field? He was a terror there as he is in the ring where he earned his name. Captain Bill Lewand of the football team is also captain of the boxing team. Bill's work in the ring shows where he got the fight he shows on the field. Over 160 in weight and over 200 in fighting ability. Bill leads the team. G The real purpose of the boxing group is to get next year's football men in condition for the long, arduous schedule to come. That the work has suc- ceeded in its purpose has been proved by the squad out for spring training. The team is fast and heavy and shapes up well. The backfield is more shifty than last year's and appears to be much faster. The quarter and half positions are well taken care of by Zaner, Yvalls, and Hills. Carleton Hall is a likely prospect. The line will be composed almost entirely of last year's men, who were 'iuilt up all last season for this season's work. The spring training gives promise of a rangy, hard-hitting squad that will be up there fighting for the championship next fall. Our' h unrlrvil l'i!lhf,l1'0IlP 'Gil .url 4? f, X 1 ff g---- - Lal-lfgf trii A34 ,fy it -A--lfgmmwflmmmuvw...uyeiugimwrfr-IETQQPQ lflggflg. e-g.,.B- . W rib: c1g1ii5.ci1ff: ,f .r SfZUl.l7Zl7Zl?7g The sport in which VVoodward has never met defeat is fast coming to the front as the leading minor sport at Tech. Woodward has ever produced good swimmers, some of its boys having come close to world's records. It is interesting to note that in our contests with Scott, VVaite. and the other high schools of the city, defeat has never cast its blot on our record. This year we are looking forward again to a winning team. VVith the exception of Scott, none of the other high schools have formed tank teams. The West-Enders have gathered a group of fast, dependable meng but, unless the dope-bucket is upset, Tech will again defeat the Collingwood Avenue boys. To give his boys the necessary practice, Faculty Manager Hayes has scheduled a home-and-home meet with North- western High School, champions of Detroit. Detroit for years has been putting forth some of the best tank teams in the country, a fact which gives more credence to the wonderful records established by the team from Northwestern. Coach Hubbard, however, believes that he has gathered a team which will be right up there with the best of them battling for a lead. For proof Lyle, who was in- tercollegiate backstroke champion, points to his imposing array of stars. Lathrop is captaining the squad, besides giving a splendid exhibition of diving and free-style swimming. Hubbell has already gained a reputation. Last year, Irv was appointed chief life-guard at Toledo Beach because of his ability. Valtier and Harrison showed up splendidly in the time trials, and so did Cartin and Smith. Car- tin is an understudy who should be breaking records by the time he is a senior. For the breast and backstroke, Paul Lavin is Hubbard's best man. Lavin has the strength and stamina for a long race, qualities which, added to his speed and skill, make him an ideal man. Squires has shown great form in diving. Bob's work is making the bathing beauties jealousy so watch your step, Bob. A high school lad who can plunge fifty-eight to sixty feet constantly is going some, but that's exactly what Vic Taylor is doing. All the fellows are training conscientiously to defeat the Detroit champs and to come through in the city meets. Prospects are bright, and we hope that Tech will emerge from its contests with flying colors. One hundred eighty-two , . aa-,alfa .r -T7'T,:'QTTY'l r.. QOH and Temzzk Last year in the High School golf tournament both the winner and the runner-up were lVoodward boys. Verne La Plant and Rollie Boldt came through the tournament mowing down their opponents with ease by playing phenomenal golf. ln the finals Verne won the city cup by defeating Rollie in a closely contested game. Both Verne and Rollie have left, but a newer group has come to sup- plant them. Of this group Robert Bixler is the most likely looking prospect. All spring this boy has made the course at Ottawa in the seventies, and when the city tourney comes along we expect Bob to keep the cup at NVoodward where it belongs. Closely associated with golf is tennis, This game has developed until international matches are yearly events, and with the rapid development of the game has come its introduction as a high school sport. Not to be outdone it anything, Tech has sent out its clarion call for wielders of the racquet. Both sexes have responded nobly to the call, and prospects are bright for a good court team. The girls' team has not as yet been cut down, but among the boys we have some real stars. Lincoln Stephens, our lanky center of the basketball team, is a wizard at the game, being able to do more tricks with a tennis ball than Hoppe can do with an ivory cue ball. Line has a high standing in tennis circles, his playing making the reason for this self-evident. John Rietzke has been active at tennis for a long while and is a fine prospect. Both at tennis and at golf Tech has produced good teams, and it is with hope that we are looking forward to warm weather when. in addition to her supremacy in other sports, Tech will lead in golf and tennis and will bring more trophies to her case. Great hopes are held out for the teams by lllr. Phipps, coach and adviser. Mr. Phipps, who has been active in these sports for some years, is performing wonders in developing the players. 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X ..' ii flaw- , 2 B we . , 5 5 fs db - Q Ab- 4 -9 - Editor's note: Till' fallout-ing frarlirrs irzristfd upon 1111-Tillfl llimr original joker jmlflislled. Teacher lentering rooml Order please! Student Cjust awakening! Ham and eggs. tMiss Livesayj VVhy were you late this morning? The bell rang before I got here. fMr. Dunsmorel How many seasons are there ? Two: basketball and football. 1Mr. Maternyl Did you ever see a cow slip? No, but I'ye seen a moth ball. lIVIiss Forresterl Senior: Hey, Freshie, what would you do if you were in my shoes? Freshiei Get them shined. fMiss Ledererj WVhat have we today that we did not have one hundred years ago? Mel QIVIr. Skinnerl I. That's a nice collar you've got on. I know where you got it. VVhere? Around your neck. 4Miss Swansonl Teacher: If Indian wives are called squaws, what are Indian babies? Student: Squawkers. lMiss Schwertzlerl Gentleman to small boy: XVhere were you born? Small boy: In Texas. Gentleman: VVhat part? Small Boy: All of me. 1Mr. Phipps! Rex Beach is a summer resort. Novia Scotia is a famous opera singer. lbiiss Yvettermanl There's a man in this city who would give a hundred dollars to see you. VVho is he? A blind man. CML Sterlingl A mother to her son: Why, Freddie, what did you drop the baby for?'l Son: Grandma said he was a bouncing baby and I wanted to see him bouncef QMiss Amy Millerl Boy: Those two fellows had a circus. Another Boy: Who? Boy: Barnum and Bailey. lMr. Petreej Oni' h ufidrell eiglzty-.serv n v - 1 l el 4 L . ' IIE! if ' l Qzzl, v,, l 'X ' ' li 4 nl' I Q' ' ' me A . ,Z x Lf?-O , , I Q2 1 J ls YI A. .a x f LJ l 3 KCC P ' ,, by Selzzbrf Andy Gump A generous soul with a powerful mind, Loveth himself above all mankind. President of the Combination Mirror and Brush Company: Originator of I Love Me. Polly Perkins 'AShe, the glass of fashion and the mould of form, Ruined her spring hat in a big snow storm. La Fashione French Societv '21, '22, '23 '24-3 Comic Editor of Rattler, 'Z-I-. Uncle VValt Big, stout, and jolly, The king of Gasoline Alley. Non-Athletic Association '22, '23, Editor-in-Chief of Rattler, 'Z-l-. - Ba rney Google Look at this-two pop eyes oogle, WVhile he goes through life as Barney Google. VVinner of Horse Race Prize, '2-4. Horse and Ostrich Association, '23, 'Z-I-. Tillie the Toiler A maiden of beauty rare and divine. VVorks in an olhce but never on time. The Powder and Puff Society. '22, '23, ,, , 4' I -l Beontime Club, '2+. Happy Hooligan A simple smile and an old tin pan, Makes a guy they call Happy Hooliganf' Dodge'n Detectives Club, '21, '23, '2-I-3 Independent W'oike1's Organization, '2-I-. U l .f-, :A Onv lzundrvd Piylxlg-mfyflzl Ig X l , ,M , -l E C153 Twill .1 A7ll5f zz rzwkz' lIl'i!l1 apologies to Edgar rlllrn Posh Un a Sunday evening dreary, as I Studied weak and weary, Countless lines of age-old history And forgotten English lore. As I nodded, nearly snoring, into my Mind a thought came pouring, Like a brace and bit a boring, boring Through a two by four. Lots of time, I tried to utterg but That thought I could not smother, Final tests like ghosts are waiting grimly just behind the door. Final tests, I kept repeating, as my Heart with fear was beating, And in frenzy, and with shrieking my Bobbed, curly locks l tore. Time has come when all my bluffing. Riust forever come to nothing, And I now will have to pay the final score. Little acts of foolishness, Little words of sass, All mixed up together, Blake the sophomore class. -A Freshman HIS VVATERLOO A Freshie and a Senior were having a. fight, The Senior with his brains, and the Freshie with his might The battle was over and they started for their homes- The Freshie was carrying the Senior's bones. One hundred eightyvnine E'6fhllZ6lZ 171 zz Temzzzf Size!! Ten little Freshmen trotting up in line, One tried the elevatorg then there were nine, Nine little Freshmen, but one came late, Talked to Rlr. Dunsmoreg then there were eight. Eight little Freshmen, but one went to heaven, Drowned in a bubble fountain: then there were Seven little Freshmen, one got in a tix. Sassed llr. Lok: then there were six. Six little Freshmen, one got skinned alive, Chewing gum in class: then there were hre. Five little Freshmen, one slammed a door, Blade no apologies, then there were four. Four little Freshmen acting up quite free, Bliss Cady saw one: then there were three. Three little Freshmen, one had naught to do During his free periodg then there were two. Two little Freshmen, one wanted fun, He skipped his English class: then there was one. Cnc little Freshman, I tried to convince School life was pleasure: haven't seen him since. Several Freshies, Feeling gayg Several Freshies, Laid away. A woodpecker lit on a freshman's head, And settled down to drill. He bore away for an hour and a half, And then he broke his bill. One hunrlrvd ninety SCVEII Soczkzl oief The Gold Room of the Hotel Tuxedo was the scene last evening of a very lovely dinner dance. when Lord Piedmont announced the engagement of his youngest daughter. Lady Fatima, to Duke Klixture. son of Prince Albert of Tarrytown. SE The engagement came as a complete surprise to intimate friends of the Piedmont family, and extensive plans for entertaining this attractive bride-to- be have been started. Among the most notable is the sixteen table bridge luncheon that Lady Pall-llall is having next week at the Oxford Country Club. Sa Of interest to a number of Toledoans is the announcement of the marriage of Pansy Flower. daughter of llr. and llrs. Camp, to Taylor, son of Klr. and llrs. Henkle Peerless. in New York City. The marriage was solemnized at half after four at the Little Church Around the Corner. the Reverend lzory Proctor Gamble officiating. SQ The bride. who was given in marriage by her father. was gowned in crys- tal beaded georgette with tulle train veil caught with a band of pearls. and carried a shower bouquet of bridal roses and valley lilies. Her onlv attendant was her sister. lllrs. Kellogg Cornilakes. as matron of honor. Tiny Blaple Karo. small niece of the groom, was ring bearer. The ushers were the Smith brothers. Trade and llark. Eddie Gillette. Joe Camel. and Jack Pillsbury. SQ A card party was given last week at the Porters' Country Club' in honor of the Gold Dust Twins, who are the guests of their Aunt Jemima and Uncle Remus. Late in the afternoon pancakes and cream of wheat were served. Places were marked for sixteen. SQ ln honor of llrs. lllorton Salt. who is lllrs. Van Camp's charming visi- tor, Nlrs. Try Campbells entertained with a George Wlashington bridge luncheon at the Hotel Del lllonte. Besides the guests of honor, places were laid for Edith lllunsingwear. Lydia Pinkham. Klrs. Eastman Kodak, and Mrs. VVrigley Spearmint. Om- hundred ninvly-'mr Fdffll-011 .7XQfe5 The newest fad among the women who know and know they know, is to have their perfume harmonize with their costumes. An up-to-date society woman would no more wear a blue dress and smell of lavender sachet than she would wear a lavender hat with said blue dress. Vera Violet must go with a purple dressy Attar of Roses with a pinkg New Moyvn Hay with Greeng and so on. One very smart grande dame at a line function, given lately at VVood- ward. gowned in a biscuit-colored broad-cloth. had a faint, delicious odor of hot rolls. Hats are still worn hind part before, and veils are put on to stay with no visible opening. One wonders sometimes how the apple got in the dumplingf' Some of the newest veils have a sliding dot, to be worn over or near the mouth. This can be opened by one knowing the combination, and then a small aperture is discovered that will admit a straw. The soft drink drug store man need not despair. Beards are no longer fashionable for men since the new sanitary laws have been enforced. They had been quite the vogue for many years, but the following notice submitted to the Board of Health brought this so-called Harry Face beard to its ultimate doom. 'kAn old man with a very long beard, Once said: 'Tis just as I feared, 4 A lark and a wren, Two owls and a hen Have builded a nest in my beardf Recipes A YVoodward Club Sandwich Take two tender new pupils CFreshmen preferred, Juniors out of the questionl, stick them together in a corner with a thin slice of reserve between them, season to taste with some spicy gossip and a little lollopalusser. After a year in a cool place they will be fit to eat. Brown Betty a la Faculty Take two Crusty members of the faculty and let them grate against each other until both are reduced to crumbs. Place in baking dish a layer of crumbs and a layer of tart apples of discord well chopped. Sweeten well with high- toned politeness, veiled with sarcasm. Serve piping hot with the same kind of sauce you give to the gander. French Dressing as served in the Morning Let the ingredients stay in bed until ten minutes before breakfast, then fn a wild scramble cover with a thin layer of clothes Without the formality of bathing. Do hair with a lick and a promise to beat all the other members of the family to the table. One hun drezl ninufy-tu'0 Czzlelzdzzr 1923-1924 ooclooarxf' alemlar 1412.5 ' l'lZ.'I' 1? SEPTEMBER wh. 5? .4 Tau ,rwmrilzjgrnf :au Z 3 7 n mmmm 1 IH IEIIIIEEIE E! h' 1-:L--a qschoal OPCNS ,Sell-il T .AJ :Mug P 152 E19 :fl will sq!!! lf, .L . :M f 5. l . I 0 M 9 E01 . s ill eg ftgff Sept. 10 the end, school. Sept. 11 principal, Sept. 12 Freshmen Sept. 13 ITIZIS. Sept. 17 SEPTEMBER -To most people the tragedy of life is but to students it's the beginning of -Many new faces among the old: new new teachers, new students. -September's harvest especially line: crop ve ry green. -Freshmen are still flourishing diplo- -Football stock going up: Steamer as come to coach us. Horning h Sept. 19-Our fate is now in black and white: ink schedu Sept. 20-Freshmen are becoming sophisticatedg boys don I Sept. 21-VVe have been informed that the pecu- liar sounds issuing from room -I-0 are merely fresh- men givin 2+-Girls are playing a trick on Mother Rain doesn't bother straight hair. Sept. Nature. Sept. Sept. ers is today. Sept. today! dance! Oct. Oct. Oct. 26 les made today. ong trousers and girls rouge their faces. g yells. -Hurrah for the season's first Tattlerl 27-One of the nicest things about teach- the meetings they hold: no seventh hour S-Pep? VVhy not? Look whatk coming M ass meeting, football game. and victory OCTOBER 1-- I told you so. 19-0. 2-Tags here, tags there, tags everywhere. Beat Scott is the slogan. 3 VK y l lords ve ove to heart Penalty ses- sion tonight. Oct. -I-In unity lies strengthg Seniors organ- ize. Oct. 5-Students excused from recitations today because o meeting. Oct. 8--Downhearted? NO! YVe held the world's champions to three touchdowns. Oct. 9-Requests for building permits are less frequent since we have a nurse. XVho wants a dose of p Oct. 10-Tattlers ought to be remarkableg new printing press 'neverything. Oct. 11-Curfew will ring tonight, unsatisfactor- ies go out. Oct. 12-Things to worry about: YVho's going to chaperon Oct. 17-Freshmen must think spring has re- turnedg marbles were seen in room 40. Oct. 18 VVar on on a diet. Oct. 19-That the football squad believes in exercise ' dinner given in their honor. f extreme hoarseness. XVe had a mass epsin? the teachers' party tonight? -Pantomime on food should be called Hot-Dogs. Looks as if we'll have to go will be proved tonight at Mr. Hayes if- lfuwulrfrl ninety-H1rr'1' fzlfelzdzzz' 1- 1. 7 Nov 1' g A 262 V 94 1. 1 .1909 fits o 0 ,f In w Qi f' .if husky,-4:1 J sg, .F -as-' ' X' -i - i-bwi' Q 'x ...l '1 4: I NT ' xbaefi i :- . s 1923-19271---Confifmed Oct. 23-YVeekly borrowing of two cents was noticed today: Tattlers are out. Oct. 2-I-Everbody is campaigning, from mayor of the city to president of the Student Council. Oct. Z5-YVho said anticipation is greater than realization? No school tomorrow. Oct. 29-XVe have waited for XVaite. XVe now wait for next year. Oct. 31-If music hath charms, why do teach- ers close their doors when melodious tunes Hoat from the orchestra? NOVEMBER Nov. 1-The morning after the night before: many absentees. Nov. 2-Team goes a-traveling: Lima's the next stop. Nov. 5-For once we must remember to say isn't instead of ain't. Nov. 6-No chance for escape: Student Coun- cil begins its work, Nov. 7-YVe simply are not allowed to forget that this is Better Speech XVeek. journalism class gave a play for the purpose. Nov. S-How we love mass meetings! No fourth hour classes today. Nov. 9-XVe meet our friendly enemy, Libbey. today on the held of battle. Xov. 11-Armistice Day mass meeting. For- sythe Relief Corp presented us with three flags. Many thanks. Nov. 134Freshmen interested in argumentation should attend the senior meetings. The seniors are professionals. Nov. 15-The zero hour approaches. XVhat can our fate be? Xov. 16-It has come-the day when teachers - Z think revenge is sweet. 18 J Nov. 19-Some students are returning their , n,,,,,,.4..- cards. while others are plucking up enough cour- Hc . . 'ggi it ,V age to show them. . 1433.552 4-'-If Nov. 20-Another one of those lung explosions f's4l f'qf cg Q today-mass meeting. 42? W 5 Nov. 22-Inmatesbof this institution were given 'fm-D ,TF - the air twice today-fire drills. mfg, S Nov. 23-Few football men chewed gum at the ' -l mass meeting. Are they saving all energy for the ff,-.Q big game? N Nov. 26-Football season ends with a bang! Yve YL crash Central 55-0. Q,Y4'7 Nov. 27-Football men must think that a mass i meeting is an advertising campaign. All we heard was the VVarriors' VVobble. Nov. 28-Things to be thankful for: that the football season is so short that the insanity is temporary. Our li lllllIl'A'1i :finely-four Uzfmdar n ii la-familar' 4- Je if atlas-Stfsfiat echfs 'Z X W ,l 31 1. tj ggilglh lf t, ll E: S , 1 ' a h t' 1 it E1 Sl t L 1 ' Ill' V H ' FCI! Ut 153' --. ilu 1 .IU ,. s ln inixi-,ef -in - , . 1' D all ' I H Iv I IF' f I ' l i g C X-iSi'g1lf Iflkt flufnlhhftffill fulfill 1 ll , ll ull' if-iiill II me ea 'wr X F 7' flu T cuz th. I, ,, Z' 1923-19271---f'o11f1'1111ed DECEMBER Dec, 3-Our weary bones were allowed to lie a-hed half an hour longer today. School starts at 8:23. Dec. -I-Twenty-one juniors and seniors tardy today! Two days ot steady rain made it neces- sary tor the upper classmen to come in Xoah's Ark. Dec. 5-Still raining: a boiler must have burst in Heaven. Dec. 6-Newspapers tell us that there is no objection to school ma ams smoking it done in a ladylike manner. Let's watch our teachers! Dec. T-Tattlers were sold in the fourth hour classes today. Good for the students. but not So good for the teachers. Dec. 11-The A'Parisian dancer who is to per- form at the Senior dance may not be a profession- al, but she certainly has some figure to say nothing of the dimpled arms, Dec. 13-Faculty must need exercise. They ac- cepted the vars1ty's challenge to a game of basket- hall. Dec. H-Teachers are sending Christmas greet- ings-unsatisfactories. Dec. 17-The main question of the day: XYho is to be mayor of Toledo in 1943? Dec, 18-Freshmen were given penalties for making out their Santa Claus lists during school hours. Dec. 19-First Aid speeches ought to be en- titled. Listen, my children, and you shall learn, Dec. 21- The best play of the season will he presented tonight in the auditorium by the YVood- ward Literary Society. JANUARY jan. 3-At last, the great opportunity! Fresh- men brought their sleds to school. Jan. 4-Basketball season starts. XVell. all you have to know about basketball is when to yell. jan. 7-The worst thing about going to bed is having to get up in the morning. jan. S-Seniors are given their lists of credits: somebody's pride will have a fall. Q J - ell W!Wl!f,lll!llyL'1Nl 279 I ill l .f o lf it '4' 'vl:fg':a ei ill . g--.-. iifti, 3,-: I . E222 :iff f -L ll sl ' r 1 ' ri r WWW . I gn A ' Y ,aptly jan. 9-Familiar words at this time: Gee, I wish I had studied! jan. 10-Some unfortunates have enough penal- ties to carry over into the next semester. One hundred ziirlffy-fit? .V- l is llll Fmfteen ..., um no ll Ulm: I1,'14.hf.E'1'l.f VfiLLXI1,5'Lr.jyqL um., L W - 1-'1 Alf' b W 2 if ' ' if f - --r-f-fl:-M :N I, .-. . iz ,,,, Y W - ' m f V, lv -V, , fy 7 T 'gg'-',:7g,5--rif' I :- LQ- - . - . 1 +44 5-A. z-' .1,.x,..,., ' IIIIIIIIINIOIIIIIIQ' - .- -..- fkzfezzdaz' - r 1. Y- .1 If 5 - :'ECL0al StartS I i one half 7 O 3 2 earlier. ' Av ? f' 1 The dope bucket Sprznqe A Leak AND 'TECH LICKS UBBEY - wooowgan 25 al' 5 Lxbbeq 'ln s ' .Mb p p Wax. lll llll ll lllollllflll 'lllllll Allin fIIllll.'lIlllIlIIlI ,, , 3 ' UTH7' AN wunc:VT D Z , : I ffflflg nuns w for-f2,9j f?5 ' 3 i D A Q . , SC ' , - Two 'rultfvo V QI i Tfur-rent l 11- --' ELOZE I ,-. . . -1 1 X -- i f C' 'A or' IQ2j-fQ2.,l---C-'0l1ffl1II61f JANUARY 28-Mon.-Report cards show that some of us didn't burn much midnight oil. 29-In September freshmen found the bells con- fusing. but by january they are accustomed to belles. 30-VVed.-If lockers have never been assigned, how can they be re-assigned? 31-Thurs.-VVoodward's song birds will enter- tain tonight at an operetta. FEBRUARY 1-Fri.-eBeware! Don't get rough with the foot- ball men. as they are taking boxing lessons to harden themselves for next fall. 4-Mon.-Auditorium was again the scene of open debate: seniors elected their prophet, historian, and poet. 5-Tues,-VVe make out our nonaescape papers today-ink schedules. 6--XVed.-VVe paid our sincere respects to the memory of ex-president VVilson. 7-Thurs.-The real joy of being a senior was realized today-rings given out. 11-Mon.-VVe certainly do appreciate our great statesmen! No school tomorrow. l-I-Thurs.-Poor freshmen! how they miss their valentine box. 15-Fri.-Crystal gazer foresees an unusually good time at Peiuper Club dance tonight. 18-Mon.-Team returns with one victory and one defeat: in with the sweet comes the bitter. 21-Thurs.-YVe beat Libbey. ZZ-Fri.-VVe thank VVashington for being great enough to have his birthday celebrated. 27-lVed.fTechennial sales close today. Z9-Fri.-Futurist edition of the Tattler gives us glimpses into the future. MARCH 3-Mon.-Team returns from Findlay. 5-VVed.YClass battle beginsg score card posted. 74Fri.-Senior Prom. with Ben Shook's Colored Orchestra! IU-Mon.-VVaite won. Oh, well! 12-VVed.4Tardy members in luck todayg the clock was two minutes fast. 13-Thurs.-Red ties and goggles-Nautilus initiation. 17-Mon.gGreen-green-green-St. Patrick's Day. 18-Tues.-A visitor todayg a stray dog came in room 17 to entertain the seniors. 19-VVed.-Senior meeting. 21-Fri.-Another mass meeting. Spring vaca- tion begins. 22-Sat.-4Mass meeting had its elfectg we beat Libbey 25-20. APRIL 1-Tues.-Two teachers elope. CApril fool-l Y nw llll7lf1l'PlI ninriy-si.1' I' 1' .Ir -I 1 ,. ry in 'I ,gi ki ll , ,, ei Elf ,inf It L ii, xii 'xl 'H L1 Iii? li D4 IEW X-,I J mi E, ISI yew eel' .. I I ,ai ct' '51 U THE RATTLER Yol. 7 FRIDAY. 13 No. II COURT N EXVS Ar the request of Reverend VVebster Lowe, pastor of the Trinity Church, a warrant was issued today for the arrest of lXIiss YVilhelmina Cockayne, who was charged with chewing gum while attend- ing the services. Austin Pelton, who was chosen by a committee of twelve to inspect a state in- stitution at Columbus for six months, will leave tomorrow morning for his trip. Deacon Green will return from Fort Leavenworth, where he has been visiting for the last two years. hir. Green is an artist Cin second-story workj. CURRENT POETRY The night had long since passed away, llvhen I at breakfast heard him say, YVhat makes this cereal taste like hay? Excelsior How ruthlessly he crushed me, Beneath his massive feetg How cruelly he rushed me, To sound of music beat. I dared not utter protest, Though he made my sole He was a man-while I am Just a dancing pump. thump 3 PARENT.-XL ADVICE Q. I am very inexperienced along the line of entertaining the fellows. How should I act? Kinda Green A. I'll be around Monday' night and show you. Q. Why does it rain? Anne Umbrella A. Refer to King David in the bible: he reigned for forty years. Q. I have a stiff beard. How can I avoid shaving every morning? Un. Lucky Guy A. Shave at night. VVISE XVORDS XVHISPERED Gill Poucher: YVho spit in the waste basket? Harrison: I did. Gill: Dick cussing warl: VVhich is the most dangerous to hold ? Phil aces. Gimme a chewfy lwolter to INI11 Clark fwhile dis- a hand grenade used in the late Riley Cjust making upj: Five lNIiss Rliller fthe nurselz You'll soon be all right. 'ADoc WVright: You probably know. but I never lived through anything like this beforef' lVIa: Henry, how did you get that black eye ? Henry Hirsch: I was pertectin' a little boy. llfla: That was noble, son. VVho was he. Henry: lVIe. FOR SALE-S5 suits: they won't last long. Bathing suits reduced to almost nothing. WANTED-A boy to deliver oysters that can ride a bicycle. Your baby, if you have one, can be en- larged, tinted, and framed for 38.79 per dozen. Don't kill your wife, let a washing ma- chine do the dirty work. FACULTY ATTENTION I Why do you come to a class room un- prepared. and then become childishly an- noyed because your class fidgets and frets? Do you think you're getting away with any- thing? When you're asked a question you can't answer, why don't you say. I don't know, instead of stalling and telling the Om hzcndfezl 11111311 H ,J ,TN I i f .ff ' ' ui: f - 1 'vu fbi W I I . I .wc,um,mmgmawwmmwwaaamaamaamiiiiifirfith.I .r-4. -f 1.1-- ., - '- vi 2 THE R.-XTTLER class that that will be a good thing for them to dig out for themselves? XVhy do you lose your temper when things donlt come your way? Youlre teaching because it's the easiest way of earning a living that you know of-oh, yes, it is. That's all right, but the first requi- site of your profession is patience. How do you expect to control others if you can't control yourself? II'hy do you make a practice of keeping your classes in after the first bell rings? Yes, it shows your authority, but, if you can't get your stuff across in fifty minutes, why don't you try ditch digging? To THE IIIEN STUDENTS IVhy do you go to sleep in classes, or make a disturbance by keeping up a con- versation with some other students, and then expect your instructor to rate you as a gen- tleman? Those of you who are two-chair- loungers, who come into a classroom and drape yourselves and your feet over half a dozen chairs, how in the world did they take care of you at home? To TH E GIRLS In the event that you donlt know it, we'll take this opportunity to inform you that women always have, and always will set the standards that men go by. If you don't approve of them, pick out the faulty ones. and express your disap- proval in no uncertain way. Let it be known, and the practice will cease-may- be. A TRAGEDY He lay as he had fallen, his face an agonized mask, not a muscle tyvitched, not an eyelid Huttered. With uncontrollable terror in her look, she knelt beside him. She felt for his heart beats-there were none. She bent her head to listen for his breath, large tears rolling down her cheeks. As she knelt there sobbing, her dishevelled tresses half covering his pale face,-he jerked his head back, and a violent sneeze shook his body. Good Lord, shouted the director, You've spoiled the whole scenell' And the star removed her glycerine tears for another shot. A Boys REMARK TO His STOM.-ICH Say, what's the matter with you? Ain't I always been your friend? Ain't I been a pardner to you? And all my money-don't I spend just in getting good things for you? Don't I give you lots of cake? Say, what's the matter, stomach, That you had to go and ache? I loaded you with I gave you more candy Than you ever had before. I I gave you nuts, and candy, pumpkin pie, and chocolate cake, And yet, last night when I went to bed You had to go' and ache. Sav, whats the matter with you? Ain't I been a pardner to you? I gave you all you wanted, Yet you were hard just like a ball, And you couldn't hold another drop of good things yesterday. potatoes. squash, and puddin', Yet, last night you ached most awful, stomach. You know, that ain't treating me just right, 'Cause I been a friend to you, I have. Ain't you been a friend of mine? They gave me castor oil last night just because you made me whine. I'm awful sick this morning, An' I'm feeling mighty blue, just because you don't appreciate The things I do for you. LATEST SONG HITS Long Lost Tresses ........ Ruth Herman Down on the Farm ........ Francis Lowe In the Evening in the Moonlight Carleton Hall I Love the VVomen .......... Web Lowe One hundred ninety-eight I P1 q QUIT' f-My THE RATTLER s FAMOUS DEFINITIONS BY FAMOUS FRESHINIAN A grass widow is the wife of a dead vegetarian. Christianity is the capital of Norway. A volcano is a mountain which throws forth mud, ashes, and saliva. The Alhambra is one of the old antics of Spain. RULES Fort RECITING CRer'isniJ I. lylake an accurate guess at the ques- tion. 2. Start with a fact from some part of the lesson, if you are fortunate enough to remember one. 3. lllake a statement to contradict this fact, thereby starting a heated argument. -I. Sit down as soon as possible to avoid the cross-fire. 5. Look intelligent and do not cheer when the bell rings. 6. At the end of the period ask the teacher if he is interested in section six. fAnd you come to the end of a perfect day.j Jay Growden: XVhen I marry I shall put my foot down and insist on being boss. Florence S.: Perhaps you will, but I bet you'll take your shoes off first to avoid waking her up. Bliss Miller: If a man saves S2 per week, how long will it take him to save S1000? Harley Bode: He never would. he had S900 he would buy a car.'l After There was a time in days of old When painters used to paint: They made a spade look like a spade, And a saint look like a saint: The ultra-modern artist's ways Are curious and quaint: He makes a common object look Like something which it ain't. IN MEMORIAM The Rattler wishes to express the passing away of John J. Doe, a mem- ber of our school, whose ventures have im- relief at periled our lives. YVe hope that a grateful student body will respond nohly when a collection is taken, so that a monument may be erected to his memory. The following epitaph has been pro- posed: Beneath this stone Lies John SI. Doe. He ate mushrooms That weren't so. Xiggah, l'se goin' to mash yo' nose all ova yo' face. l'se goin' to push dose teeth down yo' throat and black both yo' eyes, et ceteraf' Black man, you don't mean et cetera. You mean vice versa. Sweet Young Thing fdashing into book- shopjz I want a book that will go well with a yellow dress I'm wearing tonight in a low light for a man of thirty in the bond business. The other day we found Rolland llc- lllaster in one of his lazy moods. He was stuck in a revolving door at the postotiice waiting for some boob to come along and push him through. SH.av1Nos By Barber Tragedy in a nutshell: Lion and two lion hunters: lion and one lion hunter: lion. Every boy in the United States has an equal chance of becoming a bricklayer. lXIan is a worm of dust -He comes along, wiggles about a while, and Finally some chicken gets him. After all, the only difference between popper and pauper is that we beg money from popper and the pauper begs money from us. Della Hamel says: Have a good time while you're alive, girls: death is so per- manentf' Webster says the Happer is a young of itself. bird, not yet able to take care Poor, misinformed VVebster. -I One hundred ninety-nine J W. ,,,,,,, ' icfgf' ' . . 4. r...,.,,.?. . . ,iw Y Y '1 Tr1p'T': r I Y Y , ----. 1 ,K- eff Tlay 111 0116 QJYCZL CHARACTERS RUDOLPH NEBBS .... .... 1 I 1'o11ser1f11fi1fe, .vel-f-111111112 bzzsirless man BETTY NEBBS ........ ---Hit dauglzler, ll senior at lfyO0l11L'I1f'd High SCENE I 'l.1INIE--- ---- .J Sflfllfllllj' nfternoorz i11 Noz1e111ber, about 3:30 PI..xCE--- ---- Grazzdstnlzdi at S'ZUIIj'lIP Field. Toledo, Ohio 1.15 XIFIII' opezzs, elef'1'11 IIIFII from Ilvooa'-zc'r1r1l Tech are lzrzftling fercely fvitlz eleven 1111211 from the tozwz of Hnnzlzzlrg, ilrizona, wlziflz is famous for its fiqhtizzg fooflzall tefzzns. ,ft this 11101110111 TFCIIIS fullback is 111'i.ving to his fer! II-fffl' Il tivo-111i1111te serxion witlz' tozwl and water l111fke1'.l Papa Xebbs-Bah, what kind of business do you call that! If that fellow is hurt, why don't they take him out of the game? No wonder- he can't study! Betty-But, father, no football player ever leaves the game after being bumped slightly. The school would put him down as a rank quitter. It simply isn't done. P. N.-lt isn't done, eh? VVhat's he supposed to do-go through life a cripple for the honor of the school, eh? VVhat the devil is the game but one fellow trying to see how hard he can hit the other one and not be the one to go down under itl Betty-You have the wrong idea, fatherg it isn't anything of the sort, and after you see a few more games, you'll say it's pretty scientific. Come on, root, father. The old boys are up against it! CBetty takes up the cry of Fight-fight-fightf' in which thousands join, imploring the home team to Ward off the visitors' onslaughtj P, N.-Vl'hat's the idea of that? Don't you suppose your team will play the, best it knows how, and that no amount of silly yelling will affect it one way or the other? Betty--Don't you think it-there-didnlt it have its effect, though? VVoodward's ball on downs. Yea, Tech, let's go! , CYVhistle blows ending half. During ten minutes intermission students proceed with the famous snake dance, an old tradition.j P. X. lwho is gazing with scorn at the whole thingl-Now, l suppose you can find some excuse for these idiots clowning around the field llke a pack of madmen Betty 'No father, school bovs never have to look for '1 reason for doing any thing CThe second half begins j I1111 111111111111 11-- ll- 1f,g:1 F 'l' .4 lie 1,- 11' 11 11774 i-. 141 ,. W' 11- ll 1' a. l l 1 11- I 1. 1 .,- 1-1 ,il li li 3? 1- 1 1 1 11, ,1 12' 1 i - 1 - 1 1 1k 1,4-A ld Fl PM 9 1-1: E.. 'EL E1 51 si VIII! . . . QI , E . 1 . . . :I , it , ' r . 5 . Eg gg ' . . lg ii 1 El? l 'n k 5' l :T'E'1:Y2g:f5r:L34- :gift -1:-ei:f- - - -l1-:- - -- , ' 'Y i 'T Q ' lE:.1i'fjI'Qg,j,IJGIr.14. -IQJ1U!Tlii: id -yt I ll I ll nliunlllllulnmm u llllll unmm 2Llllllllllllllllq: Ho. . 5 :I .1.........-. Illllllnllllllll IIIIX ' ' ' T-'Pg'-7 1-.mi -....-., - T 1 Url V 'fly V i, N .- lay f: E C' Z1 Il ra 2 'I Nlll ! as - xy v - - -:gg n . .-- , . - . Q ,t 2 li ' A Twn humlmd , ws--- Li E F?2E:.w:Q!g:2u:Ewl'llll.Ll l nil t lu I I A- u A YL- Egg r r A in vv K, 4 ,H I 'dl -El P. N. Cimpatientlyl-VVhere have they been all the time? There's no sense in dragging this thing out like this. Betty-Cheer up, father: they make up for it when they do come on. VVake up! Root! QThe game is still scoreless in the last quarter. Tech is fighting fiercely for a touchdownj Betty-Don't crumple up that program, father: I want to keep it for a souvenir. Gee. but this is getting tense. Come on, Bill. that's it, that makes another first down-oh, l-l-look, look, he broke away-whe-e-e. go on K'Deac! Atta boy! Touchdown! Touchdown! CBetty joins in the wild enthusiasm of the crowd.l P. N.-VVell, whateven it is. you needn't pull me around like a rope on a maypole! VVhat's the big idea in everybody's hugging everybody else. Arc they all lunatics simply because that fool eluded everybody and kept from getting his neck broken? Betty fdisgustedl-No, father: that's simply an expression of joy. Xve must give vent to our feelings, d0n't you see? Vvoodward wins, for there are only a few seconds to- P. N. Csharplyl-No, I don't see, and if- fVVhistle blows, ending game.l SCENE II TIME .... ---Jil afternoon in late .lllgust some months later PLACE ................................................... The .mme fThe flludhezzs and New York Giants are fzwvzpped up in a tight one. The fwilzner of this ylllllf ana' the next stands' II good rhanfe to meet the .lnzerimn League champs in the lforld Series. The game is Il nip and turh affair, and Rudolph J. has brought Betty out to see n real gI1NlP.j', Papa Nebbs-Slide, slide, you rummy-hit the dirt! That's the old kick! Too-bad-but that ties the score-hoop-e-e-whow! Betty-Oh, father, is that man hurt? Look how painfully he's limping. And now he's putting on his mask. VVhy doesn't he let someone take his place? P, N.-VVhat? New York let their catcher go out? VVhat do you think he is-yellow? Quit in a game like this? It's his fault he got spiked. VVhat did he block home plate for! Betty Cwith an air of giving upl-I don't know, but it seems so foolish when itls only an old ball game, and there are so many men sitting over there on the bench. P. N.-Hush, Bettyg wow-atta old stuff, hlaxg nice single, old man. Now for a littlei bingle, Biggy, and put this game on ice. CPapa Nebb's neighbors begin a rhythmic handclapping at which he joins in J Betty Why are all vou men clapping father? ls that supposed to charm the batter or something? P N No no or something It s to give the batter a little encour ii, VE PIP. lg Q i 1 ilt. ii- if- lv: lil. ix: I5 'Q c, if :ig l ..4 i '14 i ng.. 1 LiL1 fi ' One ! 3 'il f. . - 5, I nu Ill mm ill! lllll so ui Ill P71 'rA,j,g 1 '. 1' T' 1'-rm O ,j r .. .... .:g,f.- L-rf 'nunmmmm ,gglylm agement. Just watch and see what it-dangit! Double play! Why didn't the bonehead drive it out? Betty Castonishedj-Father! VVhat would you say if I swore at foot- ball games? P. N.-Never mind, this isn't that stupid football. QThe next man flies out, ending the inning.J Now let's get up. Betty-But why get up. father? l'm not tired. P. N.-You don't have to be tired, Betty. Everybody gets up for a seventh inning stretch: it's a custom. QThey arise.D Betty-How foolish, especially when you're not tired. QThe first half of the eighth starts as they seat themselves. Betty can't imagine what takes the players so long to change sides and why the pitcher seems to fool around so much before delivering the ball. Neither team scores, and Toledo comes to bat in the last half of the ninth. The score is still tie.J P. N.-Come on. now, let's see something. Pretty single, that's the stuff. Peaches, nice sacrifice. Come on, boys, we're going to town on this next one. Betty fyawningj-How much longer is this going to last. father. l'm hungry. ' P. N.-Good Lord, Betty, don't you realize that this is the crucial A hit means the game. Hold your breath-that's the stuff, let moment? those wide ones pass. CThe batter swings on the next one and it goes sailing to the Hagpole. The stands go wild.j ' P. N. Yow-w-e-e. fin E1 frenzyD-lVow-w-w. oh, babe-e-e, wasn't that a beaut? Betty-l say, father. what a crazy thing to do. All those men along there threw their straw hats out on the field and there's a week and a half to go. P. N. Qexuberantlyj-Sure they did, and here goes mine. YVhe-ei CHe tosses his Landover into the ringj Betty-How foolish! I thought they only did these crazy things at football games. P. N. ftestilyj-Bah-hi You'll never understand the difference! Let's go home and eat. CURTAIN Two hundred two --L .1 . fvl 4 f - - - - f---f .-f a.,,u . iff' I 'il ' ,V W, J-1 l .j PQ mg v Cflfrolzella Flafwleff On a bright, sunny afternoon lkliss Priscilla sat up in her sitting-room, a little, stiff, square, prim, upright and downright sort of an apartment, with no foolery in the shape of little feminine nick-nacks or ornaments about it, but everything as distressingly clean as it was possible to be. lNIiss Priscilla herself, radiant in a scanty, faded, calico gown, reaching to her ankles: a skimpy, black silk apron: and a stiff, solemn, grim-looking cap, was settled comfortably in a rocking-chair that kept up a dreadful Hscreechy scrawchyf' as she rocked backward and forward, knitting away as if her life depended on it. The shrill sound of an automobile arrested her attention, and rising. she looked sharply out of the window. The sour scowl deepened on her face as she perceived a young person alight from a roadster. That little imp of a Flawless girl, muttered llliss Priscilla, 'fcoming here when she's not wanted, with an appetite thatis awful to contemplate, turning everything topsy-turvy, not to speak of that there pigeon-pie what's for dinner being only enough for one. Oh, dear! oh, dear! Then lkliss Priscilla walked back to her chair and deposited her bony form therein, determining, with a sort of sour grimness, to make the best of a bad situation. Not that lNIiss Priscilla thought anything of the courtesies of hospitality. She was above such weakness. But Citronella Flawless was the daughter of one of the richest and most influential men in the state, and would be a great heiress some day: llliss Priscilla being only flesh and blood like the rest of us, could not help feeling a deep respect for wealth. Person- ally she disliked Citronella ifor short, Ellaj more than anyone else she knew, but money, like charity, covers a multitude of sins. Ella, having by this time alighted, ran up the steps and knocked so clamorously on the door that she awoke every slumbering echo in the quiet old house. Now to face the old dragon! she muttered, as, puckering up her rosy mouth in a fruitless attempt to whistle, she swaggered into the presence of the spinister with her usual springing, jaunty step. She hates me, and she hates kisses, said the girl mentally, so l'll kiss her if I die in the attempt! But, gracious! I'd rather swallow a dose of pepsinlu Good afternoon, Ella, said lkfliss Priscilla, looking up grimly. Oh, Miss Priscilla, how do you do? Pm so glad to see you again! And before Miss Priscilla dreamed of her outrageous intention, the elf had sprung forward, clutched her by the throat, and clung to her like a claw- Tzvo hundred th ree i Fish: while half a dozen short, sharp kisses went off like pop-guns on the withered cheek of the luckless old maid. With no gentle hand lkliss Priscilla caught the girl by the shoulder, and hurled her from her with a violence that sent her spinning like a top across the room. It's all very well for people to be glad to see people, which is only human nature, began Bliss Priscilla, in a high, shrill voice, while she ad- justed her dislocated cap, but that is no reason clothes torn olf their back by people, just because YVhy. lXIiss Priscilla, I'm sorry: I'm sure angry, said Ella, in a penitent tone. But I was so glad to see you, you know I couldn't help it. VVell, I've come to stay all day. I thought you might be lonesome, and I knew you'd be glad to have me here, and I don't really know of any place I like to be so well as I do to be here. All the time Citronella had been uttering this awful fib, she was taking off her things, and pitching them about in a way that made llfliss Priscilla wasp with horror. Her hat was thrown into one corner, her gloves in another. her coat into a third, and her purse and handkerchief anywhere they chose to fall. You needn't go putting yourself out about dinner, lX'Iiss Priscilla, said Ella, who well knew the spinster's niggardliness in this respect, and thought she would just give her a hint. Anything will do for me-a broiled chicken, with a mince-pie, and some grapes, or some nice mutton chops, with rice pudding, or a custard-anything, you know. But don't put yourself to any trouble! I don't intend to, said llliss Priscilla, knitting away, grimly. HI never do put myself out for anyone. If you would pick up them there clothes of yours, Ella, which is pitched about and gives the room an untidy look, and take them upstairs, I'd feel easier in my mind. Oh, let them lieli' answered the girl indifferently, they're old things and I'm not particular about them. I guess the floor won't dirty them much I lX'Iy floor's clean, lkliss Citronella Flawless, I'd have you know, and wouldn't dirty anybody's things! exclaimed Ikliss Priscilla, sharply and with flashing eyes. The elder woman got up and picked up Ella's garments, carrying them to her own bedroom, out of the Way. And then Ella, with her mischievous spirit uppermost, went Hying ' ,, '-z.,.f',',L12a jff'Qia..t, fig.: if.- fafwf- .. 1, fjvf-f-W Y: J ' Y-f-11-fe ii gill V li It ii 'I lla 3 l 1, yr V, ,, V , why people must have the they are glad to see them! I didn't mean to make you l l l hr I, i 1- I l ,N 2 1, :ie ,IQ if l 2 l : iz, iii I 92. 1 , D, , El it Hi I E1 l Ei through the house, opening, shutting, slamming, banging the doors in a way that drove the peace-loving spinster to the verge of madness, and made her sour temper ten degrees sourer, unt1l her very look would have turned Tu 1 hundzed fuur ,H E. QI -. flu 'BJ 4 . , - , , mil - E! ' T ., . e . v gl ':31:'fz55eE::iffiE?f: W, -L: L-A , g, .E--yr . 1 ' --H V V Y 04 l V'-gu:3.i.g1rg 3 Qjfiiiiitz gilfjtfz, um -5 . ' ' il Y li lllllllillllilllllllk molasses to vinegar. In and out, up and down stairs she went. ransacking every room, and turning everything topsy-turvy and upside-down, and Umuss- ing things generally, until Nliss Priscilla Tootsieroll vowed a vow in her secret heart that the next time she saw Ella coming she would lock every door in the house. Dinner at length was announced, and lNIiss Priscilla began to breathe freely again, in the hope of at least a few minutes respite from her tormentor. As Ella entered the sitting-room Cfor Miss Tootsieroll dined in her sitting- roomj her thin, dark face all aglow with fun and frolic: her black eyes dancing and sparkling with insufferable light: her short, black curls all tangled and damp over her saucy, boyish forehead, she looked the very spirit of mischief and mirth. And there, at the head of the table, the greatest con- trast to her dark, fiery little neighbor that could be found. sat llliss Tootsie- roll, as prim, stiff, and upright as a wooden soldier. Ella's eyes were danc- ing over the table to examine the bill of fare. Now, readers, Ella had not a gluttonous appetite, by any means: what she got to eat was very little trouble to her indeed. But she knew lXIiss Priscilla was intensely miserly, and, having plenty, begrudged every mouthful eaten at her expense. Therefore, the wicked little elf determined to give her a slight idea of what she could do in the eating line when provoked to it. But alas! Little was there on that table to provoke the appetite: two cups of pale, sickly-looking tea, a plate with four small potatoes, a consumptive red herring, and by way of dessert, a pigeon pie. That was all. Ella, child, you'll be starved, you know, if you don't look. It's your duty to show lVIiss Priscilla what she owes to her guest: so you walk right into that Pigeon pie and eat every morsel of it, even if you should burst in- wardly, thought Ella, as she approached the table. 'fSit down, Ella, said bliss Priscilla solemnly, pointing to her chair, and holding her knife and fork threateningly over the ghostly-looking herring, XVhieh do you like best, the head or the tail? Take your choicef' Thank you, lNIiss Priscilla, but I don't care for either: I'm not fond of fish. I guess llll take this. And Ella coolly leaned over, took the pie and commenced vigorously cutting it up. I always make myself at home here, bliss Priscilla, said. Ella speaking with her mouth full. I know you're fond of dainties: and nobody can make pigeon-pie as good as you can. You made it on purpose for me, didn't you? I told you not to put yourself to any trouble on my account. It's real nice, Miss Priscilla: and I'd ask you to have some, only I know you don't care about itf' And Miss Priscilla! XVhat pen shall describe her feelings when she saw the cherised pigeon-pie-the making of which she had been deliberating Tivo I1 ll ndred fire ,D QQI t i : 2-it 3 I f i i' A . 1 L W 'ei I i l , Q .-.,: If WL English 5' I l I Here is the capable feminine team that attempts year after year to teach us the finer points of the in ' English language and to acquaint us with the yvorthyvhile literature of our own tongue. The remarkable eloquence of every member of the Class of '24 obviously and conclusively proves that their efforts have not been wholly in vain. 5 En ,A . . tl. Ku! ri 1 about for a week before-that pigeon-pie, which had been uppermost in her mind all morning, vanishing before her eyes with such frightful rapidity. The weak English language is utterly powerless to describe how she felt. There she sat, as if turned to stone, her knife and fork still poised over the herring, speechless with horror 'and amazement, her eyes frozen to the face of Ella, while still her cherished pigeon-pie kept disappearing like mist before the morning sun. Do take your dinner. Bliss Priscilla. YVhy, you're not eating anything, hardly, said the wicked little wretch, as her fork went up and down from her plate to her mouth with the nearest approach to perpetual motion the horrified spinster had ever seen. Just see how I'm getting along. This pie is really beautiful. Illiss Priscilla. Oh! I love pigeon-pieg and I'd make you eat a piece. but I know you'd rather see me eat it. There! I've finished! said Ella. Oh, that pie was-was-actually divine! It just was, Illiss Priscilla: and I'd come to see you every day if you'd make me one like that. IVithout a word. but with a look that might have turned scarlet any face less hard than that of the wicked little elf, Bliss Priscilla began her dinner. Nothing daunted, Ella sat and talked away unceasingly, but never a word came from the penknife-lips of lXIiss Priscilla Tootsieroll. Then, when the slender repast was over, the maid cleared the table: and Ella sat in her chair. feeling it inconvenient to do anything but talk, just then: and talk she did, with a right good will, for two mortal hours. The cross, sharp-nosed old thing! muttered Ella, at last, getting tired of this unprofitable occupation. 'fThe stingy old miser! to sit there sulking because I ate the only thing ht to eat on the table. I declare! If I haven't a good mind to come every day and do the same, just for her ugliness! Oh, my! how sleepy I am! I guess I've done all the mischief I can do, just nowg so I'll go to sleep. I'd go home. but just because she wants me to I won't.' And curling herself up in her chair, with her head pillowed on her arm, Ella. in five minutes. was sound asleep. THE END 2132 Fill? F112 Two hundred sir ,I ,gl yiffifg itll fx: . ,eq ,1 Z, - fe.. .. . , - V, 1 W I- L 5-ie !-5 ff ' ff .Qt .Q .Q L',LLlF,.fI'j:' HHIZI, FlI'ff Bafelmll game QBy Himfflfl A Yell. dc foist time I ever vent to anyting like a bawl game was vun of dem tings dey call basebawl. Vy it vas gived sech a name I can't tell, unt I don't belief no- budy else kin. In de foist place dey soaked me fifty cents unt all I got vas a green ticket vat said Admit vun. Yell. I vent vare I vas to supposed to have vent. until I came to a great big farm. All aroung dis farm vas a real hi fence, unt inside de fence vere fellers Cdey ought to be ashamed from demselvesl dressed up in dare little bruddets suits. De pants vas so short, I tawt maybe it vas a nu style: de ladies vare long skirts and de men vare short pants. I looked around unt I saw dat I vasn't de only fool-a lot of peoples paid fifty cents to see dese fellers. Purty soon a guy comes out on de field vat looks like a farm, unt he has mit him something round jest like a apple. Anodder guy standing at de odder end of de held holding up in his hands a broom stick. De feller mit de apple trows it to de guy mit de broom stick. De second man vat I jest mentioned got mad and tried to hit de apple. but he didn't. He picked de apple up and trows it back to :le foist fellow. You shoulda seed how mad he vas. Vell, dey kept dat up back and fort. and fort and back. until I nearly almost got dizzy vatching. After dey did dat a few times, de guy holding de broomstick hit de apple. I tawt dat after he hit it he vun't be mad any more. but I vas rong. He got madder. You shoulda seed how he rrew down de broomstick and started to run all around de inside of de fence He runned and runned. until he vent back to de place vat he started from. Vat I can't understand is if he vas so mad vile. he vas standing dare. unt den got freed. vy didn't he run out of de field. instead of running inside de field. He's a fool. He runned unt runned. unt in de end he vent back to de place vat he vas running avay from. Yell. dey say dere's a lot of tings in dis world dat nobudy kin understand. so maybe dat's vun of dem. But, after avile I got tired standing dare unt vatching a bunch of crazy men trosv apples at each odder. so I took myself and vent avav from dare. Belief me. I vas sorry dat I spent fifty cents to see dat, unt after dis I'm going to see de game before I pay any money for in . Hans. 2535135 15 .. 2535551 3332235 V I lx-CQ O 2 I .sie M- Lgp s . Eff., K Z fm ,. -f --3 .sw z-7141?-V ' MJ ? fxswf T HK i Tivo hundred seven Feeilmwl Dear Readers. I vas told to rite an artickle about de feetbawlg you no, de vun dat Voodvard vun. unt Centeral lost, vell, dat's de vun. I aint much of a-a-a-a-taleet tis dat vat you call it?l unt dat vas de foist feetbawl game I ever seen, but belief me I aint gonna miss no more from now on. Most peoples call dis game footbawl, but I no better, I seen dem play it mit bote dare feetg so I calls it feetbawl. Maybe shoebawl vood be beiter cause dey do vare shoes. I don't no, anyhow, I calls it feet- bawl. Vell, to begin mit de game. I gets inside de vat-cha-call-it after de crowd cleent unt presst my close. All of a sudden de crowd lets out a yell dat nearly al- most nocked my hat ol? my head. I looks around to see vy dey holler, den bunch of brown joiseyed boys in short pants, shoes CI told you dey vore teet on de bottem, girl stockings unt someting on dare heads to keep dare I notice a demb mit ears from frezing fyou no. it vas a colt day.l Dey had numbers on dare backs so dat peoples vood no how old dey vas. Den I hears de bunch on de odder side holler, unt sum more bunches of boys come dresst de same vay cept dey vore red unt gray joiseys. I sees bote Tech unt Central run up unt down de grass a cupple of times to see who vas de fastest, I suppose. Dare followed a fu tings after dat unt etc. In anodder minnit dey vas lined up facing each odder. Dare vas a cupple of men out dare vat did a lot of tawking to de players. Dey vere dresst as cleen as a vissle, all in' vite. I suppose dey vas advertising de B. V. D. Company, as dare suts lookt like it .but dey had sleefs unt a koller. De game begun yen vun of dese fellers in vite blu his vissle. Each teem had eleven playersg seven in de front, for in de back. De for in de back did the runnin vile de odder did de pushin. De odder teem vas trying to stop dese guys., Holy moider! how dey vood grab dis unlucky feller carryin de bawl. Dey did everyting but stick a nite in him or shoot him ded. I noticed a cupple of guys neer de vite line holdin a stick in dare hands vit a chain betveen dem. Dey vood run hear unt dare looking at de players. I tink dey used dis to katch de guy vit de bawl in case he vood run two far. Everytime a guy vood get nocked colt, de coch vood run out unt tell dis guy to vake up cause his voman vas vatching. Den de tellers vood hold a conference, astin' vat guy dey shud nock out next, unt dey vood ast each odder how dey liked de girl dey had last niie CI no cause I herd.l Vell, in de end it seemed like our fellers vere two smart for de odder teem. cause dey cleen viped dem ot? de map at S5 to nottin. Hans. Q53 23 is My 954 sa ' Qfiiijvij of 15,9 O' iii .0 fd wigs s ,f ,toe kd X ' dai' j ' 'Z '1 : - 3.-K-PZ-mi. 1'u'n l1uv1drr'rI rfifflzf s Y ' ' QI ll '21 - Y' 7 -- -W - -N777 g.. . 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Oh, blister Hirsch, oh, Mister Hirsch. 'Tis true a greater scholar ne'er was seen. She knows the earth and sky, but can she bake a custard pie? Let us ask her. Miss Kaplan. Let George do it, Mister Hirsch. Oh, Miss Kaplan, oh, Miss Kaplan, Belle Gothelf must have taken laughing gas: She is alwavs feeling gay. and she chuckles all the day, And her giggles Hy around us thick and fast. Oh, Mister Hirsch. oh, Mister Hirsch. She would make a fortune on the movie screen. Everything's with her a joke: she even giggles when she's broke. Then she has a good digestion? Like an ostrich, Mister Hirch. Oh, bliss Kaplan, oh, bliss Kaplan, Isn't Norman Ramler very nice and still? He's as Quiet as a mouse: we don't know he's in the house. Like a sleeping cat upon the window sill. Oh, Mister Hirsch. oh, Mister Hirsch, Norman is as noiseless as a dream. But in business quiet boys always make the loudest noise. Then some day he'll make a racket? lust bust your ear drums, Mister Hirsch. 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I :cur in flolwx flltl I fZl.'0IllLi not get any rnmiu Iflix j,V1'l17',H 511: 1111.mcrrri1'. ,fa- X NX f vw ifcrrg CLOTHES 'rol.EDc f 1 ll xl , E15 fliamaclgrnflei' he cover for th1s annual was created by The DAVID J. MCLLOY CO. 2857 N. Western Avenue Chicago, Illinois M 6-my Malloy Mm. Coil!! bfi!! Zhi! .mst ......1. Q.. me 1,.m1.1.4, A ug, 'Qlffe f 12 Bfzze ooxen For Cutings, Trips and Such Occasions TRIPS MADE T0 DETROIT Adams 3727 for information Detroit-Toledo Transportation Co. The Lattin Market Co. Toledofr BIl.fj'BIlfL'l1FI',f Monroe Lawrence and and Erie St. Central Iwo hundrccl jifieen Past Present Future .4.......-- X l i 'nr ,r ,fxw 7AnJN f 1 r 1 w 1 ,w w 1' . V HI , J , VI will us, F51 Wg: W ,D Y, wi-1 El e Fung 1 'K 11,mq,ymmKT1'f.u ug I l ll YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINI Ll Q if Two hundred .sixtren gi 'ff1T?7? T' iiT- A-? 5?i-11,-:??E2Ei-55-zzxzz-fi..--V-A N' E' QQQLLI 7P5g.3'f475i?732'T-YT?-l 1'.'f3,K'f '--, L 'LJ ' ID' - ' , OUR ALPHABET A includes all of us Bold or shy, Who go to school At VVoodward High. B is our Bessie A black haired lass, VVho, as a senior, Leads in her class. C is for Charles. K goes between: C begins his last name: Our principal, I mean. D is for dumbells, Of which we have many: But show us a school That has not anv. DIXIE GAS STATION CEEO. A. GRODI, JR., Prop. Dixie Highwav at State Line EORGE RDEN RODI G.-XS ALCLUHCJI. GIlE.XSES Pay Less and Ride Farther PHONES Home. XIain ZHI Bell, Adams 291 R. Raitz 86 Co., Ltd. Pfzzmbifig and Hmiziizg Cozzfrarfors 513-515 Jackson St. A Monopol That Benefits the City Every city needs good public utili- ties, but only one set of them is needed. Competition doesn't always lower prices. Suppose we haditwo sets of elec- tric power lines running through Toledo--double poles or cables all along the line. Suppose a man had to pay a double wiring bill in order to get light and electricity for cooking. Suppose the streets were torn up with twin sets of gas mains and two street car companies were trying to operate on the same thoroughfare. It's an economic loss to have coni- petitive public utilities. Neither com- pany can render 10096 service and both will lose money, Let the city fathers run the city and those who have made it their life-long business run the public utilities. 'IheToledo Edison Co 1'-1 ,:,I E11 E15 Lil! 1311 .-.. , ir.. 1 11- 15 X. ' 'W Y -Y f ff- A - - f-.-v- .---.fm W .--. L., 5 -T -TT.-,vv-I--1-1 1 . ,,.. ,e.-.. ,. .AIIYLI ' +?' 511 1.1, , - Y W' 'Y 'Q ' ' ' ' 'g7 '- ' fx ', 1 -N Past Present Future WERE T1-115 HAPPY DAYS WHEN TE.c1-4 aem cf-:NTRAL7 MY GARDEN IF ONL IKYESII SOMEONE. 39 7A,,Un. USED T0 PLAY AT 7'ECHf' 1 1:1 1,5 1-,Q 'fill 4 yn- --1 1.:Jf 1 + . 3QT ' 1 11 Q1 1: ' ' F-'L ..-. E, 1157. - 1 11:1 E 1135? 1 12' 1! E. 151 :'W 1 311 ,, ., I,-, ,, 1 1325. 1123 133511 11511 Q3 , ii: 1 1 in 1111 12' 15. 12 12, 1 1' 1121 1'? 11: 4 E, 12-1' 13 1,.- 'E 'EIS' ,rl 1, 1 ffm: W El 1 :ag Q3 ,531 .-Q. 11:- 11 E1 T-21 155 .51 1? 151 ,, 1 - 1 , 1 I I , . I - : . :- ' ,. - fllll 4. 1 ' 1 1 .1 2, 1-lf 11.f ' H'd1 ee llllamllllli l 'mmmun .mumn.nnmmum .muwnunuu-A o. -5 1 vw- 11 1 E! E! E! El-. V A V Two hundred eighteen . V 5, 1' ' , . -.-. -.......-..' ' 1 El .i.-.gfif llllhllhnllllll lu x C. H. Armstrong 717 Nicholas Bldg. I-IQLLAND BREAD CO. Home Phone Main 390 Advertising Specialties Class, Fraternity and Sorority Rings, Pins, Emblems, hledals, Flags, Banners and Pennants. Buffer Kruyi Breda' I Try Toledo First Quality is Never Doubtful in Products of The Toledo Jewelry Mfg. Co. Students and friends of lVoodward High can profit bs' an acquaintance with our facilities for making charming Class Pins, Rings, Fraternity and Sorority emblems as well as Gifts That Last. Our Retail Sales-room offers you many suggestions in Jewelrv gifts for all occasions. If we have-n't it in stock, we can get it for you. Quality is never doubtful here and, in price, buy hy comparison. NVATCIIES, CLocIqs, DIAMONDS, VANITY CASES, PEARL NECIQLACES, Gorn AND SILVER PENCILS, Fot'NTAIN PENS, SILVERXVARE ETC. ETC. THE TOLEDO JEWELRY MEG. CO. Third Floor Smith X Baker Bldg. C. L. DeShetler, Pres. A. C. Kneisel, Vice-Pres. H. DeShetler, Sec. Complivlzwzls of H . Compliments of W. F. Broer J. Munch 85 Sons Two liundrnl ninefee E is for egotist, XVith his I-I-I-I. XVho drives us insane XVith that continuous crv. F is for freshies. As green as thev are. XVe need them badly, If we're to go far. G is for Gelow Forty's spoiled child, XVhenever one sees him He's running wild. H is for historv, The seniors' nightmare. How they would Hunk it If thex d only dare. I is for Izzy, XVhose bluffs help him pass. Xve hear that he's fond Of a curlyfhaired lass. j is for jan And johnny, too, lf they were taller, YVhat would we do, K is for Kate, A shy, tall maid, VVho with her Spanish Much progress has made. L is for Lawson, Our pride and our joy. Oh no. young Happers. He's Mother's boy. M is for Marion The school's protector, He has a good job As a garbage collector. N is for news That our Tattlers bring. Yvhether true or false NVe can't do a thing. O is for ornaments Ut which girls have mam Pins beads, and bracelets, YVOrth manv a pennv. P is for penalties, Punishment, too. One's like the other: So what can we do? 'T5l7Ci5i5i5ii'FF iliiiiifiiiiieiism' g lffllfygffllgly gl-'Op Iliff Cfl7lIf71illl6I1f.Y DRUGS CANDX Delaware Pharmacv Qf fl C. R. CE.-XSER, Prop. 926 XY. Delaware Cor. Hollywood Xie Presrriptiolzx Our Sprffizllti H. P. Garfield 2695 B. P. Col 3 79 YEA TECH!! For High School News Read The TOLEDO TIMES MORNING SUNDAY Tum llll l mlrwil fu-vnly Q is our 'quarium XVhich includes Flappers, vamps, fishes, Shieks, and dudes. R is our Rollie XVho sleeps in his classes Never-the-less, He always passes. S is for Suddaby, A senior lass, XVhose striking looks Show some class. T is for teachers, Tho cruel they may he. Seniors must praise them. 'l'here's a reason. you see Smart Apparel at the Right Price The difference between the usual shop and this unusual shop is that the usual shop does the best it knows how by you, whereas we know how to do the best by you. Ifl'l'f7l1lg up at-iflz flu' Slyfv is jus! IIS lllI,f7Ul'flIllf 11 part of our 111rrrlzundixing policy, as lcevping ziotwz the Print The Proof is in tht' Pnl-on. DROP IN BOYS AND GET ACQU.-XINTED CEYK U C CLCTHES OF DISTINCTION -P18 Adams Street Nervy: How come you left Parker's boarding house ? Derby: VVell. the first week an old cow died, and we had nothing but beef, beef, beef. The next week an old pig died, and we were fed on pork, pork, pork. Monday, Mr. Parker's grandfather died: I left. Mr. Chapman fin the auditorium to all the boysli In concluding, I will say that any student found smoking near the school will be expelled. Clever Senior: Give me liberty or give me death! Mr. Chapman Cseverelyli VVho said that ? Innocent Freshman: Patrick Henry. Lester Haring: VVhere did the auto hit you? Henry Hirsch: VVell, if my head were in New York, and my feet were in San Francisco, I was hit in Omaha. Tzrn humlrml tu-enty-one I' is for unsats, VVhich aren't so bad. If you reach the mail box Before Mother or Dad, V is for victories O'er Libbey and Scott. They thought we were lish 1 Now they know we are not. XV is for YVih , The coach of the teamg And also for VVeb , Alias Verdant Green. X is for exams, Those terrible nightmares Invented, it seems, To give us grey hairs. Y is for you Whose names I have usedg But spare me, dear brothers, The bricks and old shoes. Z is ze end Of these jingling: rhymes. l1Iere's hoping they'll help you To recall old times. H. P. Prospect 291 B. P. Forest 658 LOUIS C. BOLDT Groceries and You can save by Buying your Drawing llflaterials at The Polster Spero Co PVOVISIOHS BLUE PRINTERS IOSZ Fernwood Aye. Toledo. Ohio 335 St, Clair H. Ph, Main 14.43 , Bell Phone Home Phone Davld Landesnqan Adams 5335 Main 4598 Tailor Dry Cleaner 315 E. Bancroft St. J. L. GREENBAUM, PH. G Pharmacy X Beauty Shoppe Nfoose Temple Bldg. 302 Cherly St Outfitters of High Schools and Colleges THE ATHLETIC SUPPLY CG. 502 Adams Street Stores in Toledo Columbus Two l1lln1I1'1'11 Pwr' nt!!-f 14-o Facfory Service Factory Guarfznfee GFIIIIIIIR Parts On all Electrical Automobile Repairs Axon TI-IE ELECTRIC POXVER MAINTENANCE CO. 1101 llIonroe Street Toledo, Ohio Il'iIl Strive You Uvvfln CRAIG Mileage Gasoline and Lubricating Oils Fill'er Up and Enjoy your next trip THE CRAIG OIL COMPANY 310 Gardner Bldg.. Toledo, Ohio LETTERS Dear Parerts: I've been suffering from exe train lately. Dear Son: Please don't stuilx' too hard. Dear Son: Son Nlother Keep away from the front rows of musical comedies. Father USE MORE OHIO CLOVER LEAF MILK and CREAM 11's the Best 1117! IJH ,A fs.-,V .. - . 851.1 ' lim-siorli, Here are the most popular teachers in VVood- ward. Their whole lives are filled with dates, and the strange part of it is that they can tell, if they i wish, what happened on each occasion. Nothing amuses them so much as listening to someone try- ing to bluff his way through a recitation, orihearing two students arguing about the legality of the Vol- stead Act. . -. if 65555 'fir V. A 4, i Q. .W 3? lim 'yas -Qs? aug, Ms Q, P1 X Sl 9 1 2, Y, kv, Eighteen 'N wif' .wr .,. ,bt- ,., . Q.. he it -5? 1 Conzpfimenlf of Say it teillz flofwers From The Toledo Merchandise Helen F- Paffenis FIOWCT , Shop Conlpany 905 and 907 lNIadison Ave. t t t -U15 - Q MANUFACTURERS Edward Sampson: YVhy do you object to the League of Nations? Marge Tiedemen: On musical gro Thee all these years, l don't want the 'Tis of Those. Meta Berkebilet A'XVhat did vou giv Frank Lathrop: MV sympathy. unds. After singing MV Country, 'Tis of mental effort of changing to Our Country. e the bride and groom 7 ' XYQQDXYARD GIRLS who dress well, come to Bloomls New York VVoolen and Silk Store Qur years of experience give us an opportunity to offer you the newest materials -zvlzen they are new. lVe also carry a complete line of ladies' coats and dresses-and they're fashionable 1 623 ADAABIS NE.-XR ERIE Xvhen you see a young fellow from lvoodward hurrying downtown to get the sort of hat or cap that will just lit his personality you'll find that he heads right to one of my two stores. 'HRH Emi L ED. HEYN, Gen. Klgr. -l-08 llladison -H5 Summit Two hzunlr cd twenty-four X Y. ........ l O'r'ro Eucrxs l . Ask De-ac Green HIRZEL BRCS, FLORISTS lj - s ucce gsm to OTTO P. KRUGER l l Flowers for ,111 Offasions The Bright SPOY On Sf- Clalfu 427 E. Broadway B. P. Nav. 616 H. P. River 659 ,Q ,il El .,.,r 5 1 -1 E. r ,Ht r u If Conzplinzwzts of The Parisian Garment Cleaners and Dyers r., . - .. ,1.. 2529 Detrolt 601 Adams lil :li 'LSERVES THEM RIGHT A JUNIOR and a SENIOR longed for a harp, IE' They saw a machine, but didn't look sharp, ll. The Lizzie hit them, and up they went. di, They got the harp. but it was bent. '52, L-TOO BAD He tried to cross the tracking, as he always did of yore, , :l But now he's gone to some place where it ain't gonna rain no more. - -4 v V li-1 l Bring Your Ixodak Problems to L 5-We Ixnoit' ,- THE GROSS PHOTO SUPPLY CO. Expert Developmg 325-327 Superior Street lg. Home Phones, Main -If-H0 and Main -I--I-42 G E F A Em' Gentan Building 329 Superior Street :ii ei ,-., , V3.5 F V.. 1 l 5 Tuo fund ed f1l'7LfJfil9 X 31 Ill! llll'llll.ll'l!lllll ' L 1 I' L' J ' 7 ,E bi li , iii X l f vliEiM32:i55g:1-.1.---.'-- -4,211-nu lggglnlnumsilvlolllli un uuuglin llli mm llnlll lg . uw h u mlrvd fzvmrfy-si.x' A :J ' ' m v 1,A,,,,,,.,i,5J zz. , ,Lum ll V i L 3 U17 Je, 'I rl! 3 EU 1 MJ 3 td! X ,-.v N ' 5 f as E! . . Ig! ?! V S! .7-friraggr., lg lo4Y-- lmvmemxwiff Make That Dream Come True You fellows who are about to finish your high school training may be wondering what kind of work you want to take up. There are in the files of the Inter- national Correspondence Schools at Scranton thous- ands of letters from students who became successful. Many of the students started studying I. C. S. courses when they finished high school. In fact, not a few studied I. C. S. courses while attending high school. Filling in I. C. S. coupons and sending them to Scran- ton for information was the best hunch they ever had. -1.-1--1-gl' gg-r 35351-1-1.1 INTERNATIUML UURRESPUNUENGE SGHDULS You can make your dreams come true, BOX SCRANTON. PA. Explaln, without ohllzatlng me, how I can qualify for the position, orln the subject, belbre whlch I mark X. ELECTRICAL ENGINEER D SALESMANSHIP Elaatrl:1LI5,l:t:ng and Ilya. Cl ADVERTISING Elect: 1: r nz NVindow Trimmer Telegraph Engineer E Shaw Card and Slgn Pig. TelePhone Work El Railroad Positions HIECIIANIUAL ENGINEER E11-LUSTRATING l1eelxnnlenlDraItsman Cartooning Elaeblae Shun Praatlee C1 BUSINESS MANAGEMQ-I Toolmaker Gas Engine Operating CIVIL ENGINEER Snrveylnf and lllanplng MINE FOIIEJIAN or ENG'Il STATIONARY ENGINEER Marlne Engineer Ship Draftsman ARCHITECT Contractor and Ballder Arehltaetnral Draltl an Concrete Builder Structural Engineer PLUMBING AND HEATING Private Secretary Ilnslnr-sa Carresnundaat UBOOKKEEPER Stenographer and'I'ynIsl SMH. Pahlle Aeaonnt O TRAFFIC MANAGER Railway Accountant Commercial Law GOOD ENGLISH gfnmmon School Snhlaota CJCIVIL SERVICE Q Railway Mall Clark ljTeacher the Sheet Metal Worker UMa matlcs Tutlle Overseer or Sum. U Navigation E Snaa'h CHI-TMIST EIAGIIICUURE tum Pharmacy II Poal'! Ralf: D Baak'g Name Present :4 -1 -21 0ccupatlo Street Business and No...T.-.imidres guy State Cumzdiqns mu semi in ao y Sh upon taInternu1mnulCor- reanonacnce School: f'aoadian,Limzted.lLlantr ell. Call. Not just by wishing or dreaming. but by securing special training. One hour a day spent with the Inter- zmiiomzl CUI'!'F5f0lII1FIIt'l? Schools in the quiet of your own home will pre- pare you for the position you want in the work you like best. It need not interfere with your present high school studies, nor with any work in which you may be engaged. For over thirty years the International Corres- pondence Schools have helped young men to get ahead in business and in life. Over 300 courses to select from. IXIark and mail the coupon for full information. ,. luv: lzzmrl I twenty-se1.'eI1 MISTAKES XVILL HAPPEN He drew her closely to him, In his voice there lurked a tear As he whispered, oh, so tenderly, Do you love another, dear? Altho she blushed and dropped her eyes, Her voice was cool and calm, As lovingly she answered. I love you only, Tom. He jumped up from the sofa, He :Irahbed his hat and'rang 5-he's never seen him since that day, Because his name was Uan. ENGRAVED CARDS AND INVITATIGNS THE WELCH-HEINLE ENGRAVING CO. 607 JEFFERSON AVENUE You Are Fast Approaching That Point Of Your -lourney ln Quest of Knowledge Where the Trail Divides lVhether the path you choose leads to college or into the business world, you will find an everyday need for reliable writing instruments. fountain pens are now available in a particular style for the student, as well as models with special points for bookkeepers and stenographers. They are priced at 53.50 and up and can be matched with pencils in black rubber, sterling silver, yellow, green Or white gold, at prices ranging from 32.00 to 55.00. THE CONKLIN PEN MFG. CO. TOLEDO, OHIO is ii I 1 if. ll' Hi, 1, li: ,i-, ,lf ,vii ,i ll. - lin li lilri' WEN mfg-. LEU? il YL . I ' i , : V Env Tu 11 IITIHIIIPIT tuenty clqht 'X ' E! E? . K El v 4 ' , v - l , 'Emu' ' 1 'T ,.'.:g..f3i',, ef- sf-, ,.:v. W E- - Y CM i K' 1 Q i iVWfffilflllfiiTi'QlfQ'i1'Virffff WilwilffTFmif5f5D431llilULTlmU-TWPQTLKUWE l D' ' . llllilll Il Illllllllikl I ,,- nl .J ,1 5 H :QI ,N 'sw :EH .4 , --1 :I e E' ff:--1 ff., ,A IQ. ,. TH, ,T EYKT' T' .LQ sl- X -f Z'i:'T'Q-' '9'?': -' 'fi W 'rf' Azkirq' 'QA fi -'TIS t..iAsi-Lffl T' 4+-171i-3 2 Ligggegis ggiggef. KL. :gl IT'S ALL IN THE TELLING As he told it:- So I said to her after she had coaxed for about an hour, 'Now, see here, Mil, if I give you my Frat pin, it's going to be a little tough on the other girls, you know: it'll make them iealous. but since your heart is set on it, etcf As she told it :- FEI Then I said to him, 'YVell, if you insist, I ,quess I'll have to take it, but I have refused so many others' As it happened:- ljl My Frat pin! Do you like it? lil' Yes, it's awfully pretty. TSI, YVill you er-? lqll Q' 'WVell, I don't er-. Oh, say-. .Elf --A11 right. Bell Phone 80-1- 3 Conzpliments of an HOW-'nf n East Slde Frlend L: Flowers for all occaslons GROWING CHILDREN SHOULD rg Eat plenty of butter Q, For GOOD BUTTER lg Ask for OHIO AIRIV' ' B d D Dzusy ran I NIUN I OFFICE TRAINING 'K are the last words in a complete busi- ' ness course. The ofhce training at the Tri-State University so familiarizes the pupil with the routine and equipment of fMJ7AffJJ'W!9PJ7fJ' the modern huslness oihce that he is not COIlb1d61Cd a beginner but applies himself with the greatest conhdence to his d1ife1ent tasks One thus trained 15 secure in h1s position is promoted more rapldlv and receives a reater compensation for his services The obserxer mav notxce that T11 State graduates are the most successful May begin any dav C H MELCHIOR 81 QONS Iefferson and M1ch1gan Both Phones 708 fluu hurulzerl tuenty 'nine ' I X xn I u n ummm n lu uulnlnlmm ulnmnunulmu ln lluuumulll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 G E E . . li ' V. . . . - ' I 1 t ' f - I 'I -ElIlillillE'lllllll:!EjLL:-227.4.1.I--'ii--' 1' -J. u . . .An A I YA I IV 'IL , Typewriters All hflakes THE MCMANUS-TROUP Co. Complete 01506 Qutfatters Sold, Rented and Exchanged HTIH, BH5l'm,.U, Alan-5 Sperm! Rate: to Students Dfparfmfnf Stone Toledo Typewriter Exchange 711 hladison Ave. -H2-41-I Huron St. Paper Bags for Lime, Cement, Plaster, Etc. THE VALVE BAG CO. OF AMERICA Toledo, Ohio Branch Plants-Oalxmont, Pa.. lliindsor, Ont., Canada WISE CRACKS XVho does vaseline against? XVhere did the coat hanger? Can a collar button? YVhere does the firellv? NVhen is a glassful? XYho ransom? Did vou see the ice wagon its tongue? XVho locked the president! cabinet? YVhen should a book report? YVhat makes a transfer slip? XVhere does General Science have his camp? XVhom does the Class Play? Did you ever shoot swimming pool? XVhen does the night work? XVhen will Manny Bloom? That bracelet, Madame, is unique. It was given to the Empress Napoleon Bonaparte. YVe are selling a great number of them this year. Josephine by CASTINGS Gray Iron and Semi-Steel Light, Medium and Heavy THE ENSIGN FOUNDRY COMPANY, West Bancroft St. and N. Y. C. R. R. Toledo, Ohio ffl, Iwo lvunflrwl thirty V , Q ilgtg , V is A-Y W -- ffiffw W H fm- W F V f' ilgiw O ag.- os J, T. gif, go .E ffgaltf- Lial iii li Lai: -,UT ELLIIL :Q t C0111p!1'1m'1zf.f of DR. EDWARD J. MCCORMICK ENGLISH TEST 1. YVrite 21 hair-raising Ntorx' to tell to a bald man. ' If one hasnt eaten for feven days, will it make one weak? 3 Does the funny bone account for many people laughing up their sleeve? -L If the tailors change the style of the suit, will there he any Change in the pocket? XVh:it kex' kicks? Donkev. XVhat key imitates? Mrmkey. XVli:1t kev if delicious? Turkey. XVl1at key was once fzunous? Nlilwnukee. XVl1at key is red? Bolwlieviki. XVhnt kev ia drt? Yankee. Mia- Stein: Did vou ever fee ri Creek Liod?i' Freda Rayman: Yes, Mifx Stein: XYhich one and where? Freda: 1 saw Mereurv in the thermometer. Fred Schrinelt Look here. thia picture makes me look like a monkey. Editor: You should have thought of that before mu had the picture taken. The 117651 Toledo Cl0l1C'l'Cf6' ana' CYIIILZIEI' Co. R. A. BARNES, Mgr. Concrete Products, Builders Supplies and Cinders U'l1ul you icanl, iclzwz you icuii! ilu Bell Phone Coll. 3-L09 Home Phone Car. l2l9 Two Iiumlrktl tlzirfyvnnc 1 Lal L. I5 li 1'5'i,,, , Q ' ziriflg MU: A I Ii 51 II ,ff 1' ,rg E fl . fix! t QI 1' I I ,I I fill iii it W ini - .. ,S I : , , I 'GI ii: CI rf' si.2I ii EERE , , 1.-..-...1.,- jilgl' E lu1inni3'nFl - mliTiEWv?lufnl , Ellllllllll lfllllllll IZ Tlliiii,7fQi'fij .ij35jF1,LQKiif iE ' . B ' Illllllllllllllll un iiiuu uimniuufi , '24- T' M7115 ' -- f f 1 f ' ffw' fT , .fam aaa' - ig' I QV : We carry a complete lme . of facial and ha1r Covnplmlmzts of ITCHIIQHCTIIS Jack Seldon AXER Florence Lieberman: Are all teachers book worms? Harry Mehlmant Nope, geometrv teachers aren't. Florence: VVhat are thev? Harry: Angle-worms. Mr, Chapman: VVhen I visited the Grand Canyon of Arizona, I realized the in- signitieance of man. Mr. Conser: You can get the same sensation by going to a suffragette meeting. Selma Baum: XVhz.'t tense should I use when I say, 'I am beautifuI'? Vincent Apple: The Remote Past. THE FIRST 75 YEARS ARE THE HARDESTI If your ancestors lived here when Toledo was a frontier town, they be- gan to read The Blade in IS-IS. Three or four generations now know that The Blade is serving the communitv best and giving all that is wanted in a new piper During iour high school dass Toledo has shown the greatest faith in its gieatest new spaper Attel H1016 than seventx five years of servlce, The Blade 1s non read bs over 107 000 families 'Ind has manv more readers than all other local papers combined THE BLADE an I , i I 2 :n 2 :I :- tl ' 5 aem ennxa I Q' El q Q : or . , . 3? . I . . ii I EI ii 9 5' il E! :I I I I I E F p E H ::. : :s Q 4 -. 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E54 1 Mam 7416 Adams 274 I THE HENRY LIBBE STONE 85 Paper CO N '5 8: COAL YARD I , we '- ' 218 Produce Exchange BU1ICI111g li Q I X Cog1lHanci3StolZ1eCFlngg1ng : 1 'S' Orc Opmg' Drafthzg Izzfirzavzzfmf and S'1zppIz'e'.f fl' N Chlmney Caps' Etc' for the Student 019766 and Yard Y QE' If 1021-1039 Champlain sr., Toledo, Ohio Hafff -I' Detzer' Mg lg -l ,ie I f. , 1 I I lm Hickory. oiokory, dock! I 5 Q ll? The mouse ran up the clock. if ' The clock struck One, 'K The mouse ran down, W 5 Hickory, dickory, dock! 1 Q L-N ' .-I hzunnrozzs parm Jubfrlitferl Ivy Jlr. Slnnmrt. ll . , 1 1 E. I FOR BOYS ONLY lg.. , 'ltupgp no.C ,xg sl.11S sq IIUPIHOM nox 'EIOOI ptno.i Mausi QAM I I ' ll I ' 1 E o f E f '55 IES - XVHEN YOU FINISH HIGH SLHOOL E I . . . . . . I '5- Prepare for 21 good pOs1t10n at th1s Old rellable school whlch offers the fl I most thorough courses and the most experienced facultv of nm' school of its kind in Northwestern Ohio. Studenls may Pnrer any time. 4 Veil I f ' IE? 'E I 59 5 Adams and 1561- Tho,-bor P. Davis, P1-fn. ' .Q Business College I' 5 S 'Q - 3 .1 5 ' -J Ig HAGERTYS U . - 1 Q - INTERURBAN I 46 Bowlmg Alleys 15 B1ll1ard Tables Clgar Stande Lunch Room In connectxon Corner ackson and Superlor Sts ' rn l 0' 1 lmlnu gnu g 1 4 5 ' 1 5 - 1 - ii ' E' : 1 :I -3 o o .5 . : 1 ' . Z! EI Ifu x ' 'Tl ' li Q 0 5 IE Two hundred thi1'ty-three GM :- iE - . Q, 2 .5 L IlE'.'2!!2.L.-.-.....-....-....L..2..L1'LEI22.'. !ME22'.2.'M.2L'M!22!2! .229-'---- -1 ' ' --11 -3- - ' 5 lE:w.'.2:2:'.':Sl F . il Illlllllllillllll llllX gf- .,v---.-.-.--.-- .,4...,. .. Yt,....... .. .. ..f., . ,, , v,,,,,,, W, as g t 9 t,4gT.i,, .x ML i. Q T Tk 1 Q li iii? 'user ri R-, X D N 'J '. fm 1 w ' 'hui I F' i Q, - '- K A-.--Q. , hrs U K. 3 .My H - 1' Ax rikt . 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FEARING PAGES FROM A GIRLS DIARY Mon. Buster tried to kiss me. Tues. Tried again. Wed. Ditto. Thurs, Said if I didn't let him next time we went riding he would turn the car over and kill us lioth. Fri. Saved two lives todav. Mule in the Barnyard, sleepy and slick, Boy with a cockle burr on a stick, Creeps up behind him, quiet as mouse- Crepe on the door of the little box s house. EAT ORE P A G E ' Kleen Mez'd ICE CREAM Everyday Tit-0 ltumlrvtl thirty-four All work by appointment only Conzplinzmsts of The Lucille Beauty MRS. F. PRESTLER Parlor 07C'7Z.V 1462 Milburn Ave. IIOS Berdan .xi-C. H. P. Gai. 1420-R Propriflrfsr Blanche Long Gar. 756-R Bliss XVilloughby: 'WVhy did the Ancient hlariner kill the albatross, Abe? Abe Kigel: After much consideration, I have finallv arrived at the conclusion that he must have been intoxicated. for it says: In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud, It perched for vespers nine: XVhile all the night, through fog smoke white, Glimmered the white rnnonslzinef' Mr. Petree: Give me an example of sound traveling through a solid. Isadore Shapiro: 'tHolding a watch to my head. Vernor's Ginger Ale Ice Cream W. H. ROHR Confectionery and Groceries J Good Flare to Trade 5717 Detroit Ave. H. P. Garfield 326-IV lVIusic for All Occasions H. P. Main S376 SYD FRIEDLANDER And His Keystone Serenaders 2106 Franklin Ave. Toledo, O. Both Phones 891 Sole Agents for the Monarch Furnaces Fred Christen 85 Sons Sheet Kletal and Roofing Contractors Engineers and Erectors of Blow Pipe and Dust Arresting Systems 71+-22 George Street Toledo, Ohio Compliments of A FRIEND Iwo humlreil tliirfy-fire T f ' L J l ,xx :V -1, ll 7- 4 ' E l A at 3 . .A l' f ff. 1-1 T E li TTTTTTTY TTY-PWM'-T-7 vw 171' it iiliw izEf7T T T s We , l E . 1 V ef'-'---e-f-eevA+-- Qj. .3 1 - w 5 l, L- E , i F1 l A ' I ,:: THE TEN CGNINIANDMENTS, OR. HOVV TO GET ALONG IN sCHooL , H3 And it came to pass that the brilliant Senior saith unto the believing Freshman: Heed unto me, and wisdom shall be thine. Experience is the best teacher: therefore lfligz I teach. lei l. Thou shalt be tardy at least three times a week. irigfl 2. Thou shalt skip two classes a clay. 3. Thou shalt chew plenty of gum in thy class rooms. ME' 4. Thou shalt always talk to thy nearest classmate. 5. Thou shalt eat candy in all thy class rooms. 6. Thou shalt smoke cigarettes in thy study rooms. lx 7. Thou shalt annex all stray books. The income from this shalt furnish thy lunch money. li S. Thou shalt walk about thy halls without hall permits. E 9. Thou shalt address all members of thy faculty by their given names. 10. Thou shalt never study, for thine eyes may become weak. l li' joe Nathanson reading in Civics class: All the teachers had to pass examina- tions in reading, writing, arithmetic, geometry, geography and history. After that the state opened a school for the feeble-minded. - ' I l l E 'a H. P. Main +156 TOM'S POLICY PAYS ' i 'l ROSENGARTEN Sc Flfe 1 n CO -1-1.-i,,11iS5f1.3'5:3:i'5'?f1 .-.-. 1 -'57 I ' : . .... V ..,', Przfz er f -V Burglary ' A Benedict, lVIgr 335 37 Erie J E Bennett Co Furmture, Lamps Plctures and Flne Art Goods 1777 177-l Madlson Ave a e 13, Plate Glass Insurance Thomas Chilcote 334- 335 Nichola Bldg Phones Main 1945 Adams 19-I-5 xhl, Q . 1 fl C. . '- . - ' S f 2 f l :xl A' ' : 1- if r - t: l ' :iii 'Hi l a. ,J AllIOH10b1l-6 J 3 5- , 5. ng' r . l - . . lg. - -1 A' lil Elk ' ' S fi W-- ,s 1 ' ' e ' .5 fail F35 ,. Q, l mv le. V Cy .5 I l 1 f, af H . . ,. I lar! affix J 1 wo lrun1Ir1'1l tl1u'fy'S1.r 1 wal L pp GE 1 1 ' ' I Y ----IT,-V, A- , -- ff' V X J, l M Ill L1 Il l'-lllilgallllllilllil lllgllllv anlulvlxuu ufe ununIu.:nuluuulglluemygsiumilslnulrgulaoungruu umnuf 9 ' I I E l 'QIEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIX F ill I i 'igQ4-gjgg J ifQigeiJ pl fi -i fglffll ,Ci HE u, ,gg 'tu F ,- .51 I waited patiently and expectantly. My pulse was beating like a trip hammer. Q51 Surely she would not refuse me. My line had been working Hne before this. It could not fail me now. I could not see her, vet I knew that she must be there. Five minutes I of silence. VVould she-at last- Number, please. ,il 'ii Miss Miller: Of what does the anatomx' consist? l ,i Helen Castor: The anatomy is composed of three parts: the head which has the 5, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, teeth and brains, if any: the chest which has the lungsg and J the bowels of which there are tive: a, e, i, o, u. and sometimes y and w. .gi Do right, and fear no man. 1 Don't write, and fear no woman. I I know a lazy farmer lv, IVho is so lazy that - 4 In seven years of farming He only raised his hat. of ii il al are you fCHd1HgTOlCd0,S BestSport Feature ig RAN DO HOT bv DM Azmizf Is there anybody with sporting blood in his veins who does not read the sports pages of The News Bee? For a good many years 12, Richard lbleade has been the moving power of the sports pages. He knows baseball, and bowling, and football and boxing inside .iii and out. The sporting world is an open book to him. And he makes the lg' most of it. To read his Random Shots, couched in the best of -E, English, is a pleasure of which few deprive themselves. There is no news in the sports world, whether it affects Toledo or the nation, but what is reported fairly and accurately in The NE' News-Bee. Fairness is a quality, a reputation for which is hard to win and hold. Iweade has it. ig publirlzed daily and exclusiwly in The Toledo ews-Bee I , P 'l Q Tivo l1llYldI'l'l1 f7zir'ty-sewn ' -1 Q A .N if ll '6 7 l A Y-L . wr. f ' ' - . 4 i .,'Tf1TTT: .LliIiY if I-1' 'gyrus llumul ll llgggl 1 im-. WE3-..u.,tP.C!1gXIIDJZA,IfIL!5.I't1i'ifu.i'I!i::Q1L1 1-.t'nl'J,3I.u1rI il 'if Q ,iiftigr f'22'!LL'! .m'l5. ' I l lil -it THEM FATAL WOIDS A fellow must feel awful VVhen he rigs around for some expression To tell The Girl that she is the one He wants to burn his biscuits, Boil his coffee, keep his house, Put studs in his shirt. Sew on his buttons, darn his socks, Humor him and call him dear , And all he can think of is what Adam breathed to Eve, what Anthony whispered to Cleopatra, WVhat Romeo vowed to Juliet, what Every lover tells every sweetheart: You're the most Il'0NDERFl'L girl in the world. Not long ago I met a 'Cow-eyed Pug-nosed Freckle-faced Bow-legged Co-ed. YVeight, 200 lbs. She showed me Her hope chest . Believe me- She is An optimist. Mr. Conser: VVhat's the binomial theorem? Margaret Mohr: Cwearilyb: I pass. Mr, Conser: You're mistaken: you Hunk. YVAXTEDfA young man to undertake the sale of new patent medicine, which is guaranteed to be profitable to the undertaker. SEVEN AGES OF A XVOMAN Safety pins Vvhip-pins Hair pins Frat pins Diamond pins Clothes pins Rolling pins XVhat is the meaning of 'Trickle?' it To run slowly. And of 'anecdote?' A short funny tale. it Now use both words in a sentence. The dog trickled down the street with a can tied to his anecdote. Two lzumlrvtl thirty-riglllt Complimwzts of .TQ Ref lb. A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed largely during the meal, and bored one another and more especially their host, who was not literary. To wake himself up, he excused himself from the table with a vague murmur about opening a window, and went out into the hall. He found the footman sound asleep in a chair. He shook the fellow, and exclaimed angrily: lVake upl You've been listening at the keyholeln E. R. HIRZEL COIIZPZI-I71f7If,f of Coal 81 Bl1lldCI'S, SLIDDHCS 81 WEHRMASTER Office and Yard XVoodx'ille St. X XVheeling Belt Line Home Phone Bell Phone River 298 Nav. 293 Herman A. Schlievert Firsz' Class Meats amz' Prowlviom 1918 Nlulberry St. B. P. Collingwood ISS 1Yll'0 hundrwl thirty-ni Viyiifvn , -gr-m:m:mr.:.:::nr.m:m:ararnr.r5 'gimanunnunur Y' nl .1 1 - .-1:-Ji . Q F3 V-4 .., 5 5 gg .l Illll.liIlllllilll.lliIlMlf'!l Cctfwnniaf ggfmim f.an'.1n::rmimiqtt.jT.mas-f li ESV, lfJeLt'L's-mfr!w:w::'m-fu-eu-fui' ll x , , .buff SV' me :a l l il A voice: 'lRose, what are ou doing out there ? at y ' 'Q Rose Mitchell: I'm looking at the moon. 3 Voice: Well, tell the moon to go home, and come in off that porch. gl ltill 'I ,El 5- 5 Life is like a game of cards. E! VVhen you're in love it's hearts, E VVhen you're engaged it's diamonds: el Vp VVhen you're married it's clubs: : And when you're dead it's spades. E 'Ei I E- Norman Ramler fat 2 A. MJ Well, I must be off. i Francis Lowe: That's what I thought when I First met you. I ez: BROTHERLY AFFECTION :i Ei Bill YVeisberg: VVhat one doesn't know doesn't hurt one. l Brother Hymie: Gosh, you never have a pain, do you? l if . . . . . il LEM Teacher fin examjx This is the third time you have looked on that boy's paper. 5' gil Florence Cohn: Yes, ma'amg he doesn't write plainly. . V tal . . . l TE, Ruth Noyes: I hear they have invented a new kind of poison. LEW Mildred Shine: VVhat is it? I Ruth: Aeroplane poison: one drop and you're dead. as l TE - l el jim, I see your mule has U. S. branded on his right hind leg. I suppose he was an army mule and belonged to Uncle Sam? ' . No, suh, dat U, S. don't mean nothin' 'bout no Uncle Sam. Dat's jess a warninhq E FEI Dat U. S. just stands for Un Safe-'at's all. F l 'E Young Man: Madam, there are fleas in my room. 1' f Landlady: Fleas? I haven't a single flea in my house. E ig' Young Man: That's right, too, they are all married and have large families. :I ' L il L ' Helen Perkins: How long does it take you to dress in the morning? Il g l Al Krob: Oh, about twenty minutes. - E! Helen: It only takes me ten. :I Alfred: But I wash! 'i P 1 ' 2. . fl l The girl of fifty years ago: john, are you sure that this horse is safe? El E The girl of the present time: C'mon, kid, step on 'er! -I Remodeled coal stove: I've been gassedf' - l Stove pipe: That's nothing, I've got the flue. 'g 4 I og A! . 2' . Hai .- ... -T :. 2 1 V1 I 3 Q Two humlrecl forty El ' e GW? lf' ' ' N ,- ' g t,s..,f', ' :- li e ' A Iiseuusuur 22.2.w:meu:1.uL.:u:w:.ttuw:-t2aL H '.L1m.u..L.Ju.L...a4a aum:w: .rm-mbflb ff ll El !h!I2!M'!2'.'.fl lQwgww,-LE! -1- 7 r . .ile. r 5 lnllllli llllnllll ll' img .4 'hm-JL'.-'-.-. -. ' -..ua g Ccchennialf ....- D' i W 4. ,i-1 ,.. 12 '-.. 'v -'TQ' ..................a........... ., S ,W 'imiiimiawh u n iuunimsi 'lnTinu lWinuli1u Q ' 0 ff C .. EIU I' I ' .e l -- 4 l I, I- 4 - 1 E .g E '5 ei' E , ', E 'I lil If I H ad a Sister . : !s , , , , gg l W ell Iwmzun U rzter I 5 Reconznzends Telephone lfork ' X To Young llvomen S l A pl , After a VISII to the Operating Room of one of the Telephone X gl . X Company's oflices, Jack Lait. the well known playwright and N short story writer, wrote as follows in one of the newspapers: il , 1 lt struck me as a most fascinating line of work for a girl. If I had a sister who was dependent on earning wages, I should recommend to her a job with the Telephone Com- T, l l pany. I know that if she took it, she would have a more than Nl average chance to increase her emolumentg she would have the I L parental care of a far-seeing monopoly that realizes that her 1 comfort and health and progress and happiness is its surest .11 l . - 'E profit and benefit. And, after all, what happier outlook could L .E . . . . , . I E one find? In this life, situations where one s welfare is regarded as primarily important are not common. N The Chio Bell Telephone Company has a number of desirable l 1 positions to offer young women of eighteen and over, who have X ' a good education. Visit our application department. 1 J Il 3 Q 350 spam Bldg. I 5, Corner of Madison and Huron Streets Ei 'E I EI l Ei Qu! - ing' i - e 3 , Two hundred forty-one ex 5' E 1 H H - 1--'i '1 - f M E Q I-gagrig.-m::...........-.-.-.......412523.-2:mx-m'::u.:1uu'.:.'4....-..::uxm1m1u..-.43.-,-2-gf 0. - gl L'-'22-2'-'lfl liuwemiif K ., . , , ILA5 .-n . A Prof. Abraham Lincoln VVilliams: Ulysses! Am pants a common noun? Flysses S. G. Adams: Pants am a on-common noun. Prof. A. .L. VV.: How come, on-common noun? V. S. G. A.: Becoz. Professal pants am singular at de top, and plooral at de bottom. Mr, Skinner: The students were so entranced this morning they remained in my room through the lunch hour. Nlr, Clark: YYhy didn't you wake them up? Norman Taylor: Did you shoot anything on your hunting trip? Chalfant Allam: Yeh, I shot my dog. Norman: VVas it mad? Chalfantl XVell, I can't exactly say he was pleased over the matter. Zylpha Morrison: l heard you were thrown out of one of your classes yesterday. Everett Filbright: Yes, I clidn't laugh at the teacher's pet joke. Teacher: State the difference between an indignant and a disgusted person. Louise Herler: If a man tries to kiss he fails, she is disgusted. a girl and succeeds. she is indignant: if Mr. Materny: Young man, do you know anything about this course? Victor Notzka: A little. sir. XVhat would you like to know ? 5 fZ'a:::f.i V 'nr',. M The Haughton Elevator 81 Machine Company 'roieda ohio TQ f 'gil r 2 Passenger and Freight Elevators '!i:ff:-it-2 Il l ia ? l fl ' li l li My :lil . i l llili l 5 C0l71ADZZ'Nl6'7IfJ of A Friend 1509 Superior St. Phone Adams 6577 W. G. KIMBALL Contracting and Building Out-of-town work solicited 'lu SEE ME AND rg. AVE MONEY Toledo, Ohio 'fi' Two '1llll1ll'Pll ,forty-114-0 ' rss f rnfrfff-Y -----W fn ef---V ---g 'I ' X :- ' Y LAL-...ill L' -s o cg . ,fi r1lg:.::'..- r N' .wi ' I! ...A ,WX with T T ogiiiiliggggmwwdggg iplmnoifa' EEL Q, fi? 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Hi - v . ,l 4:-'fi' fi 0' -lg' jg' A' at .-ffl, 5 0 P fr '- if s , .s ,al ,f:.3s--x:,, - X - ,t - .,,'-X . . .' - ,cz , t ' . Z' , 1 F' 1 ' ' Y A L ,A ,Ai 4..., , ..Q MQY-. ...lLi..., B.. .E his I2 : - ia lu' : ' .,. ' 5' ', ,., Twenty-two ,..x ..- :Hf , x Q' gpmzial Ji Several new courses have been added this year ri' to the few that might be called special. Since i the Home Nursing class organized. more students ' i 1 than ever before discovered that they were sick. S The Fine Arts class and the Orchestra have brought out talent that will some day bring fame to the school. r ' , . iii- l.i'i,f1 'viii 'SQ' 1. 35k 'Qs Twenty-three Fa mfzfy DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH Bliss BViIIoughby Bliss Shaw Bliss Cockayne Bliss Schwertzler Bliss Forrester Bliss SYOWC Bliss Lawrence Bliss Tippett DEPARTMENT OF LANGUAGES Bliss Swanson Bliss Lederer Blr. Phipps Bliss BVetterman Blrs. Beardsley' DEPARTMENT OF HISTORY Blr. Dunsmore Bliss BlcLaughIin Bliss Stein Bliss Payne DEPARTBIENT OF SCIENCE Blr. Clark Blr. Petree Blr. Staneart Bliss Cronk Blr. Blaterny DEPARTBIENT OF BIANUAL TRAINING Blr. Vogler Blr. Blclntyre Blr. Slocum - Blr. Cummings Blr. Rohr Bliss French Blr. Nuber Bliss Sanger Blr. Nissen Blr. Crouse Blr. Blontgomery Blr. Blerrill Blr. Backus DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS Bliss XVright Blr. Etter Blr. Gerber Bliss Cady Bliss Canada Bliss Emerson Blr. Hayes Bliss Jacobs Bliss Lester Bliss Bliller Bliss BleKinno fl Blr. Rike Blr. Conser Blr. Bleek COBIBIERCIAL Bliss Livesay Blr. Lok Bliss Bliller Blr. Skinner Bliss Strachan Bliss VVard SPECIAL Bliss VVS-:rum Blr. Ball Bliss Sautelle Twenty-four I A? Y ,,,, . s r R f Jetta' .Lg ' ... ,, I 'V 'N' QE I 6 : 51 Q' ' Lx X I- - ffg ' JI: I' Cfaggeg Q! mils 1 x I To tae Class afIQ24 To give you greeting and farewell, praise and admonition, hearty good wishes and heart felt advice would perhaps take rather more space than your genial and efficient Editor could spare. I shall mere- ly tell you a few simple facts about a simple-living, honest-minded shoemaker of my native village. John May learned his trade in a time when factory made shoes were a rarity in his part of the country. He didn't perform one operation over and over all day long. He took his measurements Ceach footj, cut out the materials, sewed and pegged them together, and made a finished job. Not only that, but he had to judge and buy his materials. He had to know what would Wear and what would satisfy his customers. If he felt that a repair job would not be worth While, he Would refuse it. When his shop Was piled up with all the work he could finish in the prom- ised time, he would not keep on tak- ing new jobs, but would turn them away. As a citizen he was orderly, sober, industrious. He had his shop, his home, his church. To the best of his ability he performed his duties to each. He voted by conscience, Work- ed honestly, was a dutiful husband, and was reverent in his practice of re- ligion. His faults merely gave a spice of bitter to the wholesomeness of his life. When he died, the whole country-side turned out for his fun- eral. His life had not much excite- ment, but it had considerable depth, what it lacked in variety, it filled out with sincerity. In short, while not highly educated, he had that which education cannot give but may only improve--a good character. Charles K. Chapman. l.l!.lllilllllllllilllllllllllllllllll.l!lll!!!ll,ll li Illllblli Wlllllllillinlilllllpj I 3 I H ! lfllllklllllllll llll lllllllIllllilllllllllHIM!!l llllllllllullllllllIlllllllllllllllllII.llHlllllI!IlllllllllllllllmillllIIHIHHIlHI ,L ' 1 Af l ,,'2' v ' lr I ll l lull :nay llll- I ll ll... - Ill I l'l I. ll E 'ls l' I Ill XLQN 4? 1 X ngntmfnzu V I h W W I W wi PM p wx ' 'wf X A X wx X11 iff if fgk ig- xy Q J V Q 179' fi M v M ip wx 5 'v Lguv' '. 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Alchemist '22, treasurer '23, '2-lg Engineering Society '23, '2-I-3 Nautilus Club '23, Sergeant-at-Arms '2-4: Hi-Y '23, 'Z-lg Senior Memorial Committee. , ., ll i . X I' f ROSE BANIE, Elertwc 'J' - LL r' 4 1 Tu be fwomanly is the greateixt fharm of fLL'oma11. XVoodward Literary Society '23, censor '2-lg Girls' Athletic League reporter '2-l-3 French Club '23, 'Z-lg ' Alchemist '23, '2-I-g Senior Basketball Team captain '24-3 Senior Memorial Committee. GENEVIEVE E. BELL, Elertiw' Faithful in all things. VVoodward Literary Society '22, '23g Glee Club '22, '23, '2-l-. lVlETA BERKABILEV, Commercial She fu-lm ir good is alfways l0'L'L1lll8.H French Club '22g Friendship Club '243 Senior Picnic Committee. EMANUEL BLOOM, Elfrtiw He altainr Lzuhatefcfer he pur.rue.v. Alchemist '23, '2-I-Q Peiuper Club Vice President '23, Secre- tary '2-I-Q La Junta Castellana Reporter '23, Sec- re ary '2-lg Tattler Staff '2-l-1 Editor-in-Chief Techennial '2-I-3 Senior Banquet Committee. 6' 1 L K li' E' E7 l 'Fil Tl l 9:21. 1, ming fs. A x H41 I no ,j , --- -.....,..,.i QMNE 'lkv vi 1 'r' 'lg MASON BOLTON, Comme:-via! C'hararter is a perfevtly edurafed quell. Nautilus Club '24-3 Silver medal '22, l HELEN CASTOR, Elet-:iw She sings sfiueetly as the nighfingalef' Chairman Senior Picnic Committee 'Z-I-3 Secretary Girls' Athleiic League '24: By Courier, Maid and the Middy '24-3 Tattler Reporter 'Z-H Glee Club 'Z4g The VVeak End 'Z-lg Senior Class Cup Committeeg Senior Editor Techennial. n HYMAN COHN, Elertifve 'Z-ln honest man is the nobles! -zcorlz of God. Peiuper Club l23, '2-L JACOB COHN, Eleetifve J man of ability. Peiuper Club '23, '24-. FERN CONNER, Elefti-ve 'llflildest manners and simplest heart. Glee Club '23, '24-3 Senior Class Poet. lXNDRENV D'ANGELO, Elertifve His eanslaney is the fo11m1'ation of all his fuzrtuesf' Hi-Y '23, '24. i Twenly-nine l l i Thirty EDITH DARLISON, Eleerifue 'Z-I lax: of znzdoulzted geniux and most unusual learning. VVoodward Literary Society '2l. Record- ing Secretary '23, Vice President '2-lg Sophomore Committee '22g Silver medal '22. '23, Vlloodward Literary Debate '22, '233 Alchemist '23, Reporter '24-5 French Club '23: The XVeak End Director 'Z-lg Tatiler Staff '24-3 Gold medal '21, '2-l. Ross C. DIEBALL, Eleezifve No really great man efver thought him- xelf so. La junta Castellana '2-I-5 Hi-Y '2-lg The VVeak End '24-. Brxjmux DOLCIN, Elective Speed: if .vilfver but .vilenre if goldenf Peiuper Club '22, '23, '24-. Enwxs ERIKSEN, Commereial .-I hrafwny man. Hi-Y '23, '2-leg Baseball Team '23, EDWARD FANNING, Elective I- 'would help other: out of fellofw feel ing. Chaplain Nautilus Club '23, Vice Presi dent '24g Glee Club '23g Secretary Hi-Y '2-lg Senior Ring Committee. DANA FEARING, Eleftifve Happy am I,' from care I'm free, IVhy aren't they all eontenled like me. Football Student Manager '22, '23g Senior Dance Committee '24-. 1 1 lbl.-XRTIN FIDER, Elrrrfw Ile madz' II fcirlm' of 11f4'rs5iIy. EVERETT Fn.I.12R1cHr, .llanrml Pf'h1'nfe i.r they lf'11rning1? Hi-Y '21, '22I Engineering Society '23, '24. RONALD Fmcc Illini: study is II fu.'f'zzrinr.v: of tllf' flesh' Glee Club '2-l-.- MARY GAR:-'iN KEL, Elerriw There is ll frnnkr1e.r.v in her mannrr tlmt appeal: to wvery one. Alchemist '23, '2-I-3 Latin Club '23, '24, French Club '2-I-. BELLE GOTHELF, Com mcrrial n Girdle of speerll, benefit-fn! of mindf VVoodward Literary Society '22, Treasur- er '23. '2-I-Q French Club '23, '2-lg The VVeak End '2-Lg Silver medal '21, Gold medal '23, '2-l. ju' Gnowmax. General Hr lm: I knofzc noi fwlzat ofgreaIr1e.f.r in his Iouk.r. Alchemi:t '22, '23. Reporter '24g Engineering Society '23, Chairman Dance Committee, Reporter '24-3 Graduation Committee '2-1: Business Manager Techennial '2-1. Th irfgl -Oil? MARGARET GUXKEL, Com mn-cial Her lifwly looks II .vprightly mind dis- flare. La junta Castellana '23, '24. RAYMOND HALL, Elective None but himself can be his parallel. Hi-Y '21, '22, Naulilus Club '22, Treasurer '23, Secre- tary '24, Silver medal '21, Gold medal '22, Chairman Senior Ring Committee, Sophomore Committee '22, Vice-President Junior Class '23, Vice-President Senior Class '24, President Student Council '24, Literary Editor Techennial '24, Associate Editor Tattler '24, FERN HAYES, Commercial I am no orzztor as Brutus is, I oizly Jpeak right on. Engineering Sociely '23, '24-. GRACE PIEINEMEYER, Commercial Efc'er charming, 2-ver nemo. CLARENCE HE1N1scH, Elective On LL'ifl1 the dance! Let joy be uncon- fnedf' Football '23, Engineering Society '22, '23, '24. RUTH HERMAN, Elective 'K-Is marry as the day is long. VVoodward Literary Society '23 President '24, Alchemist '23, '24, French Club 624, Friendship Club '24, Asst. Secretary Girls' Athletic League '24, Glee Club '23, The Weak End '24, Senior Announcement Committee. Thirty-two ARTHUR HISSONG, Comme:-vial Speak of me ar I am. Nautilus Club '22, '23, Glee Club '22, '23, Business Manager '24, Hi-Y '24, Track '24, HERBERT HOUSMAN, Cam merrial By mimic mindr an equal temper know. Peiuper Club '24, Glee Club, The Pennant '2-I-. CATHERINE HOVVARD, Elective Her air, her manner, all -who .vafw ad- mired. Spanish Club '23, President '24, French Club '22, '23, Secretary and Treasurer '24, VVelfare Club '23, Silver medal '23, Student Council '24, IRviNc HURBELL, Manual nl man of polite learning and lilleral edumtionf' Nautilus Club '21, Engineering Society '22, Hi-Y '22, Sergeant-at-Arms '23, Football '24, Swimming '2-I-, VV Society '24, ALFRED JOHNS, Eledifve .-Ind ran I e-ver bid these joyr fare- well? Nautilus Club '22, '23, '24, Hi-Y '23, '24, French Club '24, . c mist '23, ' . 7-7 f ess APL ,Comrnere X 'Xl merry heart alzeth a rheerful eounlenanref' VVoodward Literary Society '21, '22, '23, Secretary '24, Silver medal '23, Bronze medal '24, Graduation Committee, Tattler Staff '24, Techennial Tech Ticklers '24, The Weak End '24. Thirly-tlirez' Th fI'l1l'f0ll 1' PHn.1P li.-XSER, Comme:-rial I dare do all that may befome a man,' 'who dares more it none. Nautilus Club '21, Vice President '22, Chaplain '2-Lg Hi-Y '23, '2-I-3 Silver medal '21g Student Council '23, Asst. Secretary '2-lg Senior Class President '2-I-: Tattler Staff '23, '24-Q ' Glee Club, Maid and the Middy '24, EMU, Karz, Eleutifve C ' He -makes businfsy a plea511re5nal pleasure lux busznesr. Peiuper Club '23, '2-L EDVVIN KELLER, Elertifue Help yourrelf and Heafuen you. Sophomore Committee '22, Hi-Y '21, '22, '23, '2+g Nautilus Club '21, '22, '23, Treasurer '24, Alchemist '23, President '2'l': Bronze medal '21, '22, - ' Student Council '2-I-3 Chairman Senior Class Cup Committee '24, Techennial Staff '24, Senior Ring Committee. me-fll lzelp ROBERT Kei LER, Electifve J true and brare and do-'wnriglzt llonext man. Alchemist '23, Sergeant-at-Arms '2-I-5 French Club Reporter '2-lf: Hi-Y '2-l-2 Football '24-. ' ABE KICEL, Elerliwe lVhen a wise man gifver thee better munxel, gzfve me mine again. Peiuper Club '22, '23, Vice-President '2-lg La junta Castellana '2-I-. EDGAR R. KIMBALL, Manual Had Jiglzed to many, tha he lofued but one. VVoodward Junior High '20g Engineering Society '22, '23, '2-lg Alchemist '22, '24, Vice-President '23g French Club '2-l-5 ' Senior Class Sergeant-at-Arms '2-I-5 Art Editor Techennial '2-I-. LEE Krsmz, Manual Clzararter makes it.t ofwn dexlinyf' Hi-Y '21, '233 Engineering Society '22, '23, President '24g Tattler Stat? '23g Student Council '23, '24, -,SEMWLM-Qfsyfriwe-f Isaooius KOHLER, Elective i'sl'l'If'LL'., but deliberate. Peiuper Clug '2'2f '23, '2-l. ALFRED Kkoa, llflanual I feel fwitlzin me a :till and quiei ron- Jriencef' Hi-Y '22, '23, '2-l-Q Engineering Society '22, '23, Chairman Membership Committee '2-4: Alchemist '23, Vice-President '24-3 Advertising Manager Techennial '2-L. Louis LADERMAN, Commerfial He fwar courleoizs, modest, and helpful. Peiuper Club '22. Treasurer '23, Presi- dent '2-I-1 Spanish Club '2-lg Student Council '24-3 Chairman Senior Banquet Committee '2-l-1 Chairman Class Cup Award Committee 'Z-1-3 Chairman Improvement Week Committee '2-L FRANK LATHROP, Electiw It is a great plague to be too handsome a man. Alchemist '22, '24, President '23g Football '23, '24-3 W Society, Senior Picnic Committee '24-3 Circulation Manager Techennial '2-lg Student Council '23, '24g Captain Swimming Team '2-L Joi-IN LAVIN, Commercial He believes tha! he fwas born not for 'himself but for the 'whole world. Football '24-Q VV Society '2-lr. Thirty file i HAZEL LRZETTE, Commerrial For the beauty of a lofvely fwoman ix like music. VVoodward Literary Society '21, '22, '23, '2-lg President Welfare Club '23g Tattler Staff '24-1 Organization Editor Techennial '24-g Junior Hop Committee '23g Senior Banquet Committee. HARRY LEVINE, Eleftifue True to hi: friends. MICHAEL LIEBER, Commerrial He is newer ajferted lay those eternal thought fzfaafues of profra.rtinatiorz. Peiuper Club '24-Q Ohio State Checker Champion '23, '2-1. MARGARET LIEBERMAN, Cammerfial J .runny temper gilds the edges of life'.r hlaflaest rloudf' Woodward Literary Society '22, Vice President '23, Student Adviser '24-5 Friendship Club '21g Spanish Club Secretary '23g Vice Presi- dent '2-lg 4 Freshman Reporter Techennialg Junior Class Treasurer '23: Senior Class Prophet, Senior Class Cup Committee: Student Council Secretary '23g Senior Banquet Committee. HARRY LIPSKI, Elertifue Il'ords, fwords, words. ASA LONG, Commerfial Lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. Ohio State Checker Champion '21, '22g American Checker Champion '23, '24. l Thirty-six I ALVIN LOWNSBURY, Elective Whero joy and duty flash, Let duty-no, let joy go to smash. MORRIS LUBITSKY, Elertiw It is part of my religion nefoer to hurt any man's feelings. Peiuper Club '22, '23, '24. RoI.ANo J. MCMASTER, Elertiwe Let none of your people disturb me,' I have an exposuzon of sleep rome over I, me. Vlloodward Orchestra President '23, '24, A'The Pennant, Maid and the Middy '24 RICHARD MOLTERL Elertifve lVhat I halve done is done. Alchemist '22, '24, Secretary '23. Zx'I.PI-IA NORETTA MORRISON, Camrnerrial Not murh talk-a great sfweet silenref' VVelfare Club '23. Jos H. NATHANSON, Elective True to his fworle, his Sword, and his 1 friends. -2 Silver Medal '21, '22, Gold Medal '23, Woodward Representative Talk Toledo I, Contest '22, Q Peiuper Club '22, '23, '24, President '23, l , r i Student Council '23, ,E Tattler Staff '24, - Il Techennial Sport Editor '24, ll Chairman Senior Announcement Com- 3 1' mittee. I I 'l 1 l tml I fx' l -4x ': i l EI FQ ' 15' ,QQ Thirty-set'en gif ,I QQJHMLILLI la hifi - V , ,..,.,,-, --453, -lgZ,.: : i1? i N253-l ,gf-' I -I g g g gu , I. In1:rtnI1.I guII4uuI':n.uj un Q .I xg,m,gm wart? in ,I T Q A' ' 'I ' RUTH NOYES, Commercial Mode,fty is a randle to thy merit. Girls Basketball Team '23Q VVelfare Club '23g Friendship Club Social Chairman '23, Treasurer '2-lg Vice President Girls' Athletic League '2-I-. ALICE P,-XRMAN, Elertiwe vt She'J fair, she? Lzvondrozu fair. Girls 'Athletic League Treasurer '24-5 VVelfare Club '233 Friendship Club '22, HELEN PERKINS, Commercial 'hlmhition has no rest. CLEMENT PRESTLER, Eleftifve J man he .reemr of cheerful yesterdays, and fonjident tomorrofwr. Nautilus Club '2-I-Q Alchemist Society '23, Secretary '24-3 Hi-Y '24, LENORE PURCLESKI-, Commercial Beauty drafu:.f more than oxen. Sophomore Committee '22g Glee Club '22, Secretary and Treasurer '24-3 Little Almond Eyes '22, Maid and the Middy '24g Le Cercle Francais, French Play Cen- drillon 'Z4-Q Senior Dance Committeeg Asst. Art Editor Techennial '24g Girls Athletic League President '24: Business Manager Girls' Basketball Team 'Z-I-. NORMAN RAMLER, lvlanual That man that hath a tongue I .ray if no man if with his tongue he cannot Lwin a woman. Engineering Society, Chairman Program Committee, Vice-president '23g Presi- dent '2-lg Nautilus Club '24-Q Senior Dance Commitieeg Student Council, Chairman Mass Meet- ing Committee '24-3 :ty eight lf! 51:T'.1.+.i-rl' I JOHN RIETZKE, Comme:-rin! The fworld kno-ws little of its greatest men. l Hi-Y '22, '23, Publicity Chairman '24, Secretary Senior Class, Student Council '24, Cheerleader '22, '23, '24, Nautilus Club '22, '23, Chairman Senior Dance Committee: Hi-Y-Friendship Play '22. PHILIP RILEY, Elertiwe Independent nolzc and independent for- ever. Sophomore Committee '22, Nautilus Club President '2-I-3 Engineering Society Vice President '22, President '23, President Junior Class '23, Associate Editor Techennial '24, Student Council '23, '24. Alchemist '24, Hi-Y '23, '24, A La junta Castellan '23, '24. I U Moiuus SHALL, lertifve He takex hir nonsense .veriausly. Spanish Club '24g Peiuper Club '21, '22, Censor '23, 'Z-I-. Is.-xoomz SHAPIRO, Eleftifve sl .rilent man it easily reputed fzci.ve. Peiuper Club '22, Censor '23, '2-lg Nautilus Club '21, '22, La Junta Castellana '23. MARY SHARFE, Elective Gently to hear, kindly to judge. Girls' Athletic League 'Z-I-g La Junta Castellana '24. MILDRED SHxNE, Commerfial xl mind content both erofwn and king- dom if. Friendship Club '23, Vice-president '24, French Club '23, President '24, Silver Medals '21, '22, '23. Thirty-nine -nl 4 , ' Y LLM? 'L,Q,:gg,. .l .Agn Qi Forfy FRED SCHRINEL, Cammerrial .-I spirit yet unequalled and high. Nauiilus Literary Society '24. ROBERT SOUIRE, Elertiwe pl man'5 good rhararter is the 'LUOfld'5 common legaryf' Football 'Z-lg Swimming 'Z-lg VV Society '2-I-. CORA SPROVV, flrademir Her fave is sfweet and keen her mind. Alchemist '23, '241 La junta Castellana '23, Reporter '243 Senior Representative Girls' Athletic League '2-I-3 VVoodward Literary Society '2-I-. FLORENCE SUDDABY, Elettifve To .fee her it to lofue her. Alchemist Socie'y '23, '2-lg Welfare Club '23g VVoodward Literary Society '23, Vice- president'2-1-Q ' Senior Class Treasurerg Tattler Staff 'Z-lg Girls' Athletic League '2-lg Society Editor Techennial '2-lg The Weak End '24, HARRY TARSCHIS, Elerli-ve l'l'ha1.mewer thy hand findeth to do, do it 'with all thy might. Peiuper Club '23, '2-l-. MILDRED THOMPSON, Elettifue The fworld qgrees That he fwrzlex fwell -who fwriles fwith ease. Orchestra '2-lg Silver Medal '22, Gold Medal '23q Senior Class Historian. Alf il V222 lg' we -1 i . - A :: 1:1 gg, --fffg , W V W- . 2, '-.' -. , 3 lTT2a ff H3 .Yi -T I l Qi 9 HYMAN TOPPER, Elevtifve 2 Mode.fty lu'rome.c him. Flux-iz VALTIER, Manual There is only one proof of ahility- Q anion. Q Silver medal '22g 1 Engineering Society '22, '23, Secretary ' and Treasurer, '2-lg Swimming Team '2-L CARLTON VAN DRXESEN, Manual llly mind to me an empire i.v.' Engineering Society l23, 243 Nautilus Club '24-. HYMAN VVEISBERG, Eleftiw I-Ii.r little body lodge: a mighty mind. Peiuper Club '23, '2+g La Junta Castellana '23g Varsity Basketball '24. CARL WILSON, Commerrial llIanner.r carry the 'world for a moment' rhararter for all time. 1 GEORGE GOLDMAN, Electifue Hard fworlz is the .furext road to suffers. Peiuper Club '23, Valentine Dance Com- mittee '2-4. ri gl C Fll arf ,Q lr ,lj Forty-om' - I . M. ., l, l A-,,7,,,,,e 'WW Y ll 3 , , ,-.v v, H Y -H ,W- llvweel ' , 3511123ialieglcezuafieeuge4 S, 1 , fl? !'TFi i 1,'.Ji lfmgll . LEU All W'M ! MMW1' TW 'A 1 J W9 Nw ' i X kXi ' VAX! ,.xXx,,x. fx. . X , V- The 1924 Teclzemzzkzl , 1 12 .vm MQW M .1 SAM R. SELIGMAN, E eetifzie lVith loklaes frulle as they -were leyd in presse. Peiuper Club 'Z-I-9 Graduate january 1925. JEROME STARSKY, .Jmdemir .-In honest man is a gentleman of na- ture. Peiuper Club 'Z-I-3 La junta Castellana 'Z-I-3 Graduate January 1925, HAROLD ZAFT, Cominervial ll'e mn refute asseriions, but FLUIIO can refute silenfe? ' Peiuper Club '22, '23, Chairman Pin Committee 'Z4g A ' Graduate January 1925. EDWIN LAAS, Com merfial J man faiihful and f01U'!lgP0Il5.U Graduate January 1925. PEARL MEDON, Cu mmerrial Sweet girl graduate with her golden hair. Glee Club, Maid and the Middy '2-lg Graduate january 1925. HAROLD SIVERS, Elerfiwe In his natural' spirit gay. Graduate january 1924. Forty-two H mow HARRISON Liff is short and .vmiles arf' for urs Football '23, '2-I-3 Swimming 'Z-lg 'WVU Society '2-ll Nautilus club '24, MARGUERITE XV.-xrsox HIIFI' conlfn! ir llfr but p0r.fe'.v5io1z. Qfibffife '1!:P'k?Q Clary of 1924 From VVoodward's Halls this class now wends its wav, From early learning to a riper day. Thru four short years, so dear, we have convened lvithin thy wallsg and here our minds have gleaned The YVisdom, that instructors grave and wise Have tried to give us so that we might rise To serve. And now as journeymen we start Thru life's apprenticeship to do our part. XVe look full well with favor back on thee, And once again view scenes of jollity, Victorious teams, swift runners, tired and spent, lllarks earned with furrowed brow, and broad bacl: bent. But best of all, and this I would make clear, The friendships formed, and all our classmates dear Stay with us all our lives, and put before All thought of self-the Class of '2-l. Letha Peters Forty-three Rise! for the day is passing And you go dreaming on, The others have done their duty And forth in life have gone. A place in this world awaits you: Each man has some part to play. The past and the present are nothing ln the place of yesterday. Rise! from your dreams of the past, Of gaining some hard fought field, Of storming some airy fortress. Gr bidding some giants yield. Your future has deeds of glory, Of honor, CGod grant it mayl But your duty will never be stronger ln the needs of this today. Risel if the past detains you, Her sunshines and storms forget. No charm so unworthy to hold you As those of a vain regret. Sad or bright she is lifeless ever: Cast her phantoms all away. Nor look back save to learn a lesson Of a nobler strife today. Rise! for the day is passing, The sound that you scarcely hear. ls your weakness going to conquer? ls it going to cost you dear? Stay not to tarry or linger, For the hour will strike at last: YVhen the dreams of tomorrow are plenty, You may wake to find it past. 1FF7'lI COIIIZFT Fu1'ly-funn' i . 5 2 Ill lil 5 E E fi. , e.o,..:wCf....tw..M-is E are standing at the threshold of a new period in our lives, at the meeting between a happy past and an unknown future. lvhat our lives are to be depends in a large measure upon the foundation which we have been laying during our years at high school. Rlany of those who entered lVoodward four years ago have dropped by the wayside: but those who are left are filled with the Zeal of class spirit. It is this patriotism that has made the long pathway seem a little brighter and that should be the fore-runner of a great national spirit and love of country. It seems well for us who are about to step forth into the arena of the world's progress to consider something of what our part in the great battle of life is or should be as citizens of the greatest republic and the grandest nation in all the world. All our lives we have heard a great deal about patriotism, and every citizen has seemed to define it according to his own party politics. The true definition of the word should come from our hearts and follow the dictates of our conscience. True patriotism is the carrying out of our obliga- tions in a moral and purposeful way, and for this we have been prepared. ln the past four years we have acquired not only book knowledge, but by association with the faculty have acquired also sounder moral principles and a higher conception of character. The time will come when we will have need of this knowledge. There will be days of discouragement, days when we will lose faith in ourselves and in our friends. It is for us to remember then that these discouraging experiences may be our lIaker's plan for tempering us for some great work in life. As we finish this second stage in our journey we must say farewell to YVoodward High School. lVe must in a sense leave behind us this wonderful school with its glorious spirit. Yet certain memories will go on with us, for lVoodward's uplifting influence has permeated our lives. lts splendid ideas of honesty, fairness, service, and love will live in our hearts always. The precepts we have learned here will guide us in the years to come and will lead us into the realm that all of us are seeking-the land of real success. At this time we sincerely thank our parents for the many opportunities they have given us. Our teachers, too, deserve our praises. They have labored long and well with usg their patience has been boundlessg their faith in us has been one of the stimulating forces in our achievements. 'Vile feel that the ideals of lvoodward are but the reflection of the ideals of our faculty. And now at the end of our high school career we can go into the world having learned much of YVoodward's spirit. lllay we always be a credit to that institution. -Philip Kzzser. Fnrfjl-lllra' ' Y DVI, l i w I s v fix! . Seizzbr Clay! gJl'01Dh6Ql HE tantalizing music of the romantic Spanish lovers has been playing havoc with my thoughts. I can scarcely realize that Father Time has torn out ten chapters from the book of life, and it is now ten years since I left the dear old U. S. A. Tumbling out of the apparent nothingness,-won- derful memories of the past appear vividly before me, making me unable to drive away the remembrance of the peculiar sensations occasioned by my visits to the various countries of interesting Europe. After some contemplation I have finally chosen Spain for my present abode, because of its unusual beauty and charm. Today I have received an unusual amount of mail, and the picturesque Spanish Patio,'l where I am at present, seems to be an ideal place in which to enjoy it. Although the fragrance of the flowers is enchanting, the buzz- ing of the bees and low murmur of voices distracting, I find it impossible to linger long before I open my letters, 723 Colter Ave, Toledo, O., June l, l932. Dear Rlargiez Did you ever notice that when you are too busy to think even of troubles-the ones you have, the ones you think you have, and the ones your neighbors and relatives have-time just seems to slip by like a sled on a toboggan? I have been as busy as that during the past few weeks. I spent last 'Wednesday at the home of lXIeta Berkabile Cher name isn'! Berkabile now, if you pleased Her new house certainly is adorable. VVe had a very pleasant time gossiping about many things, among them, Zylpha lVIorri- son's wedding, the event of the year. The famous Keller-lliclliaster Or- chestra furnished delightful music, and Rev. Ross Dieball officiated. The guests included quite a few members of our 192-I Senior Class-Ruth Her- man, matron of honor: Florence Suddaby, Helen Perkins, lfargaret Gunkel, lVIildred Shine, and Genevieve Bell, bridesmaids. Isn't it Strange that their gowns were designed by members of the same class? These gorgeous crea- tions were products of that exclusive shop, The Paris, managed by Ivllles. Bame, Howard, and Noyes. I happened to meet Lenore Purcleski at this very shop the other day. Furfy-Si.l' Since we had nothing better to do, we went to the Keith's Theatre, and there we received the surprise of our lives. VVe were held spellbound at the trans- cendent beauty and enchanting splendor of Herbert Housman's voice. He was the first to appear on the program in a musical comedy. supported by Dana Fearing, Norman Ramler, Harold Harrison, and Clarence Heinisch. Cora Sprow was the leading lady. By the way, llIisses Thompson and Pet- ers, well-known authors. wrote the lyrics for this pleasing little opera. After the performance, Lenore and I shopped. lVhile we were waiting for the elevator at the Lion Store, I was suddenly arrested by a familiar voice, and turning around, saw John Rietzke. John told us that he had be- come buyer of the Boys' Clothing Department. He seemed to be thoroughly satisfied with his position. Our shopping took longer than we had expected and by the time we were ready to leave, the sky had turned black. To think that VVeatherman Franz Valtier predicted a pleasant, sunshiny day! The weatherman, poor innocent soul, certainly gets his from early morning un- til late at night. If he says it's going to rain and it doesn't, he's a prevaricat- or: and if he says it isn't and it does, hanging is too good for him. just picture the situation and sympathize. VVe thought we might reach safety before the storm broke, but before we had walked half a block, it began to pour. lVe were compelled to seek refuge in the Katz, Levine Sz Co.'s bookstore. Since books are always a source of pleasure to me, I began to look over the collection of volumes at- tractively displayed on the shelves. The first book I picked up happened to be a dictionary. I quickly put it down, and then took it up again, for on the cover I noticed, New 1932 Edition of Squires Dictionaryu and below that, Printed by the Lange, Flagg S Conner Publishing Co. Intending to purchase the dictionary, I walked up to a salesman whom I recognized as ll'Iorris Lubitsky. lllorris told me that lllilton Beat was head bookkeeper of the store and that Fern Hayes and Arthur Hissong were salesmen, but were at present on their vacation. By that time, the rain had ceasedg so we hurried home. Tim! was the end of a perfect day. This afternoon I am getting my wardrobe in shape for a short trip to Chicago. I anticipate with pleasure my visit to Rae Abromowitz, for she has been living there a number of years, and assures me a good time. Therefore, you can expect more news in my next letter. Lovingly yours, Bess Kaplan. P. S. I am sending with this letter a copy of the News-Bee, edited by Joe Nathanson and lllartin Feder. I marked ,several articles that will interest you. A newspaper from Toledo! I haven't seen one for ages-whatl A new Air-line route from New York to California? Impossible! But, no, here it is in black and White. A new airline route from New York to California has been established bv the noted citizens hlessrs. Prestler, Riley and Kaser. The following pilots have been selected: Fred Schrinel, Alfred Johns, and Irving Hubbell. YVell. well, I always thought that those boys would rise in the world. But look at this! NIR, BOLTON BUYS CONTROLLING IN- TEREST IN' PIGGLY VVIGGLY CHAIN STORES. That's so: he always was interested in groceries. What's this headline? Forlysxeven UINIAYOR EDVVIN KELLER APPOINTS HEADS OF EXECU- TIVE BOARD. HIayor Edwin Keller has appointed the heads for his executive board. The following have been named: Carlton Van Drieson, director of law: Edward Fanning, director of finance: Edwin Eriksen, director of safetyg Everett Fillbright, director of public welfareg George Astry, director of pub- lic service: Andrew D' Angelo, civil service commissionerg and Carl VVilson, head of charitable institutions. Bly word! SYNTHETIC DIAIXIONDS PRODUCED AT THE KIOLTER-LATHROP LABORATORIES. Detroit, llay 29.--Frank Lathrop and Richard lllolter announce the discovery of a new method for the production of synthetic diamonds. Dealers greatly fear a fluctuation in prices. Fancy thisl LEGAL ADVICE FREE. Lipski and Lownsbury, lawyers, have become so wealthy that they are now giving gratuitous advice to the needy. XVhere did I hear those names before? Lipski and Lowns- bury-oh, now I recollect l-why, Harry and Alvin, of course. Is that all on this page? IYell, let's turn over. Gracious! A whole column devoted to tobacco: The tobacco habits of Toledo have undergone a radical change due to the efforts of the lXIisses Garfinkel, Sharfe, and VVatson, strong anti-tobacco leaders. A law has recently been passed prohibiting the sale, production, or consumption of tobacco .... ....... ............ .... . ' ' V I'm glad those girls have succeeded: thev always were hard workers. But goodness! Read this: HRIISS HEINEINIEYER ADDRESSED THE HOUSEXVIYES' LEAGUE ON DRESSING STYLISHLY BUT ECO- NOMICALLY. I wish I could have heard her speech. I may need that information some time. That seems to be the only article marked on the IVoman's Page. VVhat's on the sport page? Ah, here are some red lines. lXIichael Leiber and Asa Long, world-renowned checker players, have returned from IXIonte Carlo, where they have been representing the United States in an international tournament. That seems to be all that is marked. Now for mv London letter. Jane Addams Settlement House. London, England June -I-, 193-I Dear lIargaret: VVhat a relief after patting tousled heads of little kiddies, and com- forting tired mothers, to rest here in the cool autumn evening, and think of my friends. No, I'Il not weary you with the details of my social service work, but will begin immediately to tell you news which I know you are anxiously awaiting. I suppose you've heard about Edith Darlison's fame as a great moving picture producer. Although she is married now, we all call her by her maiden name, because it was under that name that she acquired her fame. Ever since I came to London, I have been in the habit of seeing Edith quite often. I have never missed her VVednesday afternoons at her palatial residence not far from the Darlison Studios. for they are always exclusive affairs, and one is always sure to meet many interesting and talented people. A few weeks ago I received from Edith an invitation to a tea. As she intimated that there was a surprise in store for me, I was exceedingly anxious to be present. At first I thought I should be unable to attend, because of Forlyreiyht my social workg but my industrious co-worker, Belle Gothelf, obligingly con- sented to relieve me of some of my duties. VVell, what was the surprise? you are probably inquiring with impa- tience. That is what I asked myself when I arrived and looked over the usual assemblage. I must say that Edith had gathered about her a number of famous personages. Besides the many English notables present, there was the usual group of American acquaintances, among whom, my dear, was Sir Oswald Growden, formerly I learned from an English lord that Sir Growden had been knighted as a reward for his diplomatic services in bringing about international peace. Sir Oswald speaks with a British accent, and struts and swaggers a little. But who can blame him? He is the only American that has ever had the distinction of being knighted. XVith Sir Growden was his intimate friend, Edgar Kimball. Edgar told me that he had been working hard to complete his plans for the king's im- mense new palace. I am afraid I had my mind more on the surprise than on Edgar Kimball, but l tried to show some interest in what he was saying. Edgar certainly is putting on weight, work evidently agrees with him, not- withstanding his ideas to the contrary when he was in high school. He seemed to be rather anxious to tell me about his friends, being particularly generous in his praise of Sir Growden. He said it was through Jay's diplomacy that the tunnel under the English Channel was made possible, and that the contract had already been let to the great firm of American engineers, Hall, Kiser and Krob. VVhile we were conversing, the surprise arrived. The butler announced in a dignified tone, IlIr. Edward Bloomington, and ushered in-Emanuel Bloom. Of course I knew of the renowned essayist, novelist, and playwright: but how was I to guess that Edward Bloomington was simply a pen-name for Emanuel Bloom? Emanuel Hew over from America the day before to super' intend the screen version of his latest novel. He is still a bachelor, and has such courtly manners that everyone was charmed, especially the young ladies. Even I was impressed, and flattered, too, when a Hash of recognition crossed his face as he glanced in my direction and came over immediately. After the other guests had departed, Edith, Emanuel, Edgar, jay, and I went into the summer house of the rose garden for a friendly old-time chat. Emanuel entertained us with many stories of his thrilling adventures in vari- ous parts of the world. The one that interested me most was his trip to Africa, where he went to get local color for his new novel. XVhile he was in central Africa, he visited the Principality of Oshkosh, which was governed by Prince Oshkosh, formerly Hyman Topper. Hyman's head was not turned hy his good fortune it seems for as soon as he ascended to the throne, he sent to the four corners of the earth for his friends and gave them important governmental positions. lllorris Shall was made Prime lllinister, and Isadore Shapiro. court jester. Isadore Kohler, Harry Tarchis, Ben Dolgin, Hyman lVeisherg. the Cohn brothers, and Louis Laderman were also honored. XVithin the do- mains of the principality are the famous Kigel Diamond llrlines, which Emanuel visited as guest of honor. Abe presented him with a seven-carat diamond as a triHing souvenir. Emanuel thinks it is too showy to be mounted. I-Ie seems to regard it simply as a curiosity and carries it about in his pocket as carelessly as if it were a piece of glass. Oh, the whole afternoon was delightful. Bly only disappointment was that Helen Castor was not able to be present. I was curious to see the young lady who had advanced so rapidly in dramatic art. Forty-nine VVell, lllargie, I've been rambling on without one word of inquiry about you and your interesting travels. Do write soon, and tell me all about them. Your loving friend, Hzzzel Lazette. I pick up the newspaper again, but can read no more, for my mind is in a turmoil. A feeling of restlessness has suddenly descended upon me. I listen to the rythmic cry of the street venders, the continual whispering of the passers- by. and the feeling of restlessness is slowly changing to one of wonder and awe. The previous events have convinced me that the world is not so large after all. lllargaret Lieberman wZ?f5x'0LY?.4's Thor Thor-hlighty God of YVarl Thor-all other Gods revere. Awed, silent, dumb They stand and await his awful presence. blighty sinews hurl the hammer, And fire Hies as Thor Rolls over thunder clouds YVith his rumbling chariot, Guided only by eye that sees Earth in all its northern majesty: lylountains clothed in pine and snow, Cold, cold blasts that warmer blow VVith Thor's angry heated breath. Strength of strength from youth to men Now raging with Ere aflame. Thor-North God of thunder l- Warl War! Fern Conner. Fifty ,Q Y tl r: ' lc Q HT K g l hh U 'r il t yu: All 'Q vv il ll Q R N. Q N2 54: Q QQ Va PH CCL 9. hi l LIE ill l E, the seniors of 192-l, often look hack with amusement on our en- trance into high school life four long years ago. Especially vivid is our memory of that first awe-inspiring high school day in l02O, when we entered the portals of VVoodward Technical High School as freshmen. llfluch had we dreamed about that dayg many times had we pictured ourselves walking boldly into the school and claiming our rightful places as freshmen. Did it occur to us that there might be some classmen in a higher realm than ourselves? Perhaps: but, with the egotism of inexperienced youth, we im- agined ourselves THE class. Upon entering the building and noticing that many students were calm- ly walking up and down the halls and chatting with friends, we joined the procession. After much pacing to and fro, we were summoned into room 16. It was here that we received the first surprise of that eventful day, for many large and small sheets of paper were handed us, and we were required to make our schedule slips for our prospective classes. How hard our teach- ers and principal tried to instruct us in this new and unknown art, and how dense we children were! Over an hour was allotted us for the solving of this baffling problem, and, at the end of that time, weary, but somewhat enlight- ened, we emerged from that struggle only to encounter a greater one, that of finding the correct class-rooms. How embarrassed and insignificant we felt as we unwittingly blundered into a class of English VII instead of English l, or a class of French V instead of Spanish ll Even now we can remember the suppressed giggles of the upper classmen. XVhen the end of that day was finally reached, we went home, tired and disillusioned little freshies, with the realization that we were, after all, mere cogs in the great wheel of YVood- ward. The days following lengthened into weeks, and the school as a whole Cwe freshmen includedl at last settled down to the tasks at hand. Recrea- tion was often interspersed with our work, for mass meetings were frequent. At these meetings we freshmen were initiated into the fine spirit of lYood- ward, a spirit which was even then widely known and applauded. After a few of these meetings, it was noticed that we were loyal supporters of every school activity and took great pleasure in trying to outdo our elders lllany 1-'iffy-one X fX XX Q Copxrzglzt 1924 ENIANL EL BLOONI - Edztor 111 Clue xl I J' Z , ' yf ,Ny ,-.I Xia- ,SN I' v X j of us enrolled in prominent clubs in the school. soon becoming active mem- bers. In this manner our school life glided on. until the dreaded final ex- ams loomed up before us. like ghosts in the dark. Those examinations seem trivial to us now. but when we were going through the experience. they were a very serious matter. Our pains were rewarded. however. for the following year we had the honor of returning to lvoodward-not as freshmen. this time. but as sopho- mores. How proud we were to be allowed to migrate to room I7! During this year. after electing responsible class officers. we accomplished many things of which we can be justly proud. In athletic. literary, and scientific fields. our clzss was well represented. lVhen a call for men to join a foot- ball team tjust then being organizedl was sent out. many boys from our class responded. Our big social success was the Sophomore Party given April the seventh. lVe all had a very good time. for dancing. refreshments, and a program of good acts were the attractions of the evening. Later an enjoyable sophomore picnic concluded our year's activities. And now. with much apprehension. we tumed our thoughts in the direction of the upper classes. struggling through more final examinations in order to attain the coveted place as juniorsf Our freshmen and sophomore years were not insignificant. but we soon found that as juniors we were going to be of much greater importance to lvoodward. Xve. with our brother seniors. became the rulers of VVood- wards organizations. In the literary societies. the Alchemists Society. the Xautilis. Spanish. Peiuper. Yvelfare. Glee. Friendship and Hi-Y Clubs. we juniors held important oiiices. On the Tattler and Techennialstaffs junior names were prominent. In football and basketball our support, noticed in the two preceding years. was even increased. And. when both the Junior party and the King Tut Dance proved to be a success. we felt our year complete. At last aher another year had rolled around and we had acquired the dignity and assurance necessary for such an important post. we became seniors. How we had looked forward to this event! Four years ago. it seemed almost impossible that we should some day occupy the treasured seats by the uin- dowf' lve had looked upon the senior class as a collection of deities. Now we have attained that height and are the leaders of the school. taking up the reins of school activity which the seniors of last year laid down. And. even though we are busily engaged in making the Senior Prom. banquet. picnic, and ceremonies all successful and enjoyable affairs. we pause a moment, realizing at last that our delightful school days will soon be at an end. All this time. we have been deriving the benefit of YVoodward's fine teachings. Day after day we have been trudging to and from school. and, slowly but surely. we have imbibed that spirit of fair-dealing and good scholar- ship until it has become a part of ourselves. It is needless to say that we find ourselves genuinely grateful for what our school has taught us. As fresh- men. sophomores. and juniors. we had the excellent leadership of llr. VVill- iams. a man whose example we should do well to follow: and now. in our senior year. we enjoy the presence and kindly influence of llr. Chapman. Xvith a feeling of regret this class of 192-l leaves the protective roof of lvoodward to enter various other fields of endeavor. Next year, another cla. of seniors vs ill be benefitting by the same teaching and etperience which we our elyes have recen ed VVe take this opportunity however, of assur mg our prmclpal teachers and school friends that we shall carrv into the norld with lb those fine ideals thou ts and ambltlons which our school has inspired in us and that no matter yi here we shall be in the future years, in our minds there will often linger memories of our beloved high school life Wlildred L Thompson Furfy two I ai- yE 11' i? lt. ,- lj 1: W- :Z 1- EF li- -J' 12 If'-z H: fri lc:- -Q 1 . V vo mu X. Nl Q5 - ' ' ' , f I: . V - . . 1 ' . s ' -. 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D f fi Clay! 0f1925 Dorothy Adams 1Iarie Arvay Selma Baum Charline Bear Naomi Bierbaum Eileen Bishop Florence Bloom Beulah Borgelt Dorothy Bruhl Irene Bruner Helen Budd llildred Burrier Dorothy Carothers Esther Clark Florence Cohn Nina Conklin Dorothy Couture Luella Doll Lillian Elsperman Alma Franke Stella Frankowski Eva Friedmar Rriildred Geigel Ethel Gent Florence Gregory Lillian Greunke Ruth Haas Johnnella Haggart Della Hammel Florence Henderly Leota Henning Louise Herler Irene Hettesheimer Evelyn Hinkelman Nlargaret Hite Dorothy Hurlbut Eleanor Kaniewski Jennie Katz Helen Knight Helen Kocinski Mercedes Krease Eva Levin Ethel Levine GIRLS Fifty-air Frances Lowe Thelma Luttenberger Dorris lVIahler Genevieve Iliarche Edna lVIcLaughlin Betty lVIcPhillips Esther lwenacker Alice lVIecereau Catherine lVIinneker Rose lVIitchell lVIargaret lVIohr Nellie lNIolvitz lwaxine lwoore Ida Beatrice lVIostov lylargaret Newill Velma Pease Pearl Peters Eunice Pheils Sadie Potosky Claire Prypora Freda Rayman Cecil Reese lNIargaret Rosendale Katherine Runp Irene Sheasley Eunice Silverman Eva Smith Helene Tansey Dorothy Taylor Geraldine Thompson Beatrice Tittle Ruby Turley Marie Vvarnke Adele Ivarr Lillian Vveinstein Frances Weissenberger Sara Wengrow Irene White Margery J. Williams Clara YVilIiams Clara Wilson Emily Wood Lucille Yager if i il lg! l1!?i 'is I iff V E1 i .il 51 ,-, P, Hail? If fi x ff ,A , y My I. l Ti le-.kiiini l 5-Q. 1 3 .Q if L::. i r .' 1. kill! as .:, ,f 1 , Harold Agen Chalfant Allam Vincent Apple Robert Baim George Bennett Ralph Berry Gardner Bigelow Irving Bossie lllartin Black Yvilbur Castor Lemuel Childers Lloyd Choate Edwin W. Cook VVilliam Currie George Curson Edward Dalkowski Charles De Shetler Guy Dick Allen Disbro Garabed Dgibilion Jan Droszcz Norval Eversole Edward hi. Feeley Nelson Fisher Ora A. Foulk Sidney Friedlander Harry Fritz YVilliam Fritz Charles E. Gainer John Gallagher lllanuel Ganch Russell Gardner Lewis Garn Adalbert Gerwin lllorris L. Gelman Clary 0f1925 BOYS Lloyd Grantham lXIerritt Green Carleton Hall Rlorris Herman Ned Hills Henry Hirsch Henry XV. Hubbard Ronald Jordan Fred Kaltenboch Philip Kaminsky Arthur Klein Paul Lavin Jake Levine lllorris Leyine blaurice Levy XVilliam Lewand lYebster Lowe Charles hflehlman Jack lllentzer Victor hliner Richard A. llfloore Charles Nlyers Carlos Noe Isadore Odesky John Patterson Paul Peifer Gill Poucher Jerold Powder lllelvin Powder VVillard Ramser Frank Rerucha VValter Ringel John Robins Gerald Rudolph Charles Sarns Raymond Schaffer Fiftyesweii Xi W l -, lzifi.- ' r- ' f . Y zrxirff- Y-fe Y- - 7- utilhifl se,s of 'A s KQ -ge. .irsflgggug Donald Schelling John Schneider Arthur Scholl Leonard Schorling llanuel Shayinsky hlax Sherman XValter Shinkle .lay Shuer Abe G. Smith Clifton Smith VValter Snyder Ernest Stoll lllillard Stone Rlorris Straus Joe Swartz Norman Taylor Fred Tiedeman XVilliam H. Traynham Bruce Trippensee VVilliam VVade Rlilton VValdman Kenneth VVallace George YV. VValther VVilliam Weisberg Doyle VVitgen Everett VVithrow Louis XVolk Harry VVolman Lawson G. lVright Harry Yee Julius Yourist Oscar Zaft lsadore Zanville Clarence Zeitler Sam Zelden Fifty-eight 1. l l ,, , ,- ..- ---r le- Yv Y . -,A-v - ' x , Y 1 , ' V 0 1 'f ' 9 o Y 3-, Q11 Q A1 55 ' A V L ji 1 4- . ' ,-, J. K-:.v,v 1 6 I 1 14'-..,w3..4 if-Ts' i2'.Efs-:a,,. 3:31 . A6844 A- E ,. . . fig Sixty Z 'Qi 0.0 jig 4, W . ,121 gr -4 5. s 1 as J l. ' ss: N 5 Q QA X ix iw. Belle Altman Doris Angevine Jennie Applebaum Esther Baim Emily Bassett Beatrice Beck Eva Birk Edna Blank Lucile Bolly Beulah Borgelt Florence Brocklebank Klary Brown lda Buettin Gladys Burns lllildred Burrier lllable Cain Lucille Carper Ruth Carr Lillian Cobrin Rose Corman VVilla Culpher Alice Curran Julia Davy Agnes Dawson Arline Dayan Viola Dehn Helen Dittlebeck Tillie Dresser Lottie Dushinski Chl!! of IQ26 GIRLS Lucia Eaton Adaline Eding Edna lllae Eger llarie Fahle Claudia Ferguson Vivian Flath Sadie Furst Lenore Gambrill Helen Geer Kathryn Getzinger Ruby Gillette Virginia Gilman Helen Glass Lucia Goscinski Jeannette Greene Eva Greenspon Ruth Groth Helen Haas Violet Hane Judith Hardgrove Gertrude Hartford Lillian Haworth llargaret Hite Gwendolyn Holland Florence Hubbell Sadie lllman Genevieve Jackman Dorothy Jenks Dorothy Kaminski S Lrtyao n e Louise Kaslly llabel Keller Dorothy Kiebler Gladys King Helen King Anna Klappieh Selma Klein Gwendolyn Klingler Klercedes Klingler Helen Knight Amelia Kunstbeck Jane Lehman Sadie Levitt Helen Lickendorf Florence Lieberman Grace Lloyd Ardis Long llartha Loos Katherine Luttenber Edna lXIcClellan Elizabeth lllahern Doris lllahler Sarah Rlann llarie lllarihugh Florence llatzinger Grace lllental Annette llleter Grace llliller Esther lllinke 'A N M ' v w , CAA I C gi ,lkLJY-X-XJ' XXJ-ff The IQ27Z Tecfv efzzz 1.62 Z Tear B006 of Ihr WOODWARD TECHNICAL HIGH SCHOOL TOLEDO, OHIO Pzzbliflzed by Ihr SENIOR CLASS Erma lvlitchell Flora lXIolevitz Rosalie hlonday Pauline lXIoore Pansy lllostov Florence Nagel Rose Nathanson Goldie Gkun hlarjorie Gpfer Esther Patton lda Pero Ada Pfister Elva Platt Bertha Rader Neva Rahrig Anna Rappoport lXIelba Reiter hlarjorie Riley Oflie Abdo Isadore Abrams David Aehinger Lyman Anderson Leonard Anteau Jack Atrach Abe Axonovitz Clarence Bailey Henry Bauer Earl Beans VValter Behrens Lloyd Bergcrantz Abe Berlowitz lllorris Bernstein Edwin Berry Henry Black Robert Bleckner Hyman Blitz Ronald Boothman Irving Bossie Homer Bremer Russell Brim Edward Brown Conrad Brushaber Forest Burke Lovell Caldwell Harry Clapfish Dwight Cline Florence Rosenbaum Bernice Sampson Ethel Saxton Elsa Schnabel Gloris Schoen Ida Schwartz Leona Sease Gertrude Selignian Irene Sheasley Alberta Siebenthal Lorna Sigman Clara Stengel Viola Stokes Gertrude Stykemain Grace Suchomma Helen Sveda Lillian Syvan Ida Thal Helen Thorley Marge Tiedemann VVanda Vernosl-ri Irene Wagner Evelyn VValmsley Adele VVarr Francis VVeissenberger Anna Yverner Gertrude VVest Irene VVhite lklargaret VVileol Grace IfVilliams lVIarjery Williams Alverda VVinters Clara Wilson Marie VVolf Emily VVood Frances Yerzy Sophie Zaner Cla!! of 1926 BOYS Justin Compton lVIorrison Conner Edwin VV. Cook George Cooper Russell Cousino Edward Dalkowski Garabed Dgibilion Earl Dorff Richard Drouard Hyman Dulberg William Dusha Fred Earls Edgerton Eaton Charles Ennis Elston Ervin George Evanoff Clarence Fast David Ferber Orville Fischer Robert Fitzgerald David Frautschi Sidney Friedlander Dave Friedman Alvin Gagnon Jack J. Gallagher Jack Gibbons Merr-itt Gibson George Gretzinger Q ttf! Carleton Hall Joseph Hammel Edward Hampton Lester Haring Isadore Harris Paul Hartman Albert Henzler Kenneth High VVilliam Hildebrand Richard Hillebrand Robert Hindee Walter Hoff Russell Holden Harvey Holmes Edwin Horst Karl Imholt John Ingersoll August Jacoby John Jones Kermit Keil Karl Kiel William Kigel Carl Knight Herman Kuntz Edward Lange Robert Lavender Joseph Leasor George Lefevre Edwin Leger lXlcKenna Lehmann Richard Leonard John Lowe George Lyons Donald lXIcKinnon Charles lllann Abraham hlacias Vlvalter llrlarcy Daniel lkleeker Harry lllehlman lsadore llliller Gilbert lNIiller Harold hlonday Charles hloore llforris hlorovitski Louis llfloses Robert lllowery Henry Navarro Lawrence Navarre Gordon Nunamalcer Doyle Oatman lsadore Odesky john Patton Leon Pearce Charles Peeks Austin Pelton Everett Peterson VVilton Phillips Harold Pilzecker Sam Pollock Anthony Pomeroy Gerald Powder lllelyin Powder Chester Prange Glenn Proctor Otis Quigley Sylvester Rehman Frank Rerucha John Rerucha Phallas Rose Kenneth Rowe Frank Rubin Robert Sampson Edward Samsen VVendell Schnell Jacob Schulak Elmer Schwab Joe Schwartz hlilton Schwyn Grville Seidner Edward Selter Bennie Sheon Frank Sherman VValter Shinkle Edward Singer Abe Smith Foster Smith Jared Smith Sol Soldinger Keith Stoffs Harry Stone ki te EZ is? Sam Straus Lloyd Swinehart lvilliam Sutherland Floyd Szwajkowski Paul Tanner Jennings Taylor Victor Taylor Paul Thompson Bernard Trabbic Sylvester Trepinski Rudolph Valdes Harold Van Gunten Fred VValls Earnest XVarnke Charles YVeissenberger John VVeissenberger Junior XVheeler Frank WVhite Nelson VVhite Harold lVieschahn Herbert VVilliams Hugh Willianis Arnold lVilusz Frank XVing Elliotte VVorks Clifford VVysocki Earl Youngs Julius Yourist Irving Zaner Sigmund Zarembski Henry Zelden Siastyvfour 1 L- , Ng- my: 4 'TL , ii .2 11? . ' 'l aging I .,,l ll 0 IM ' q , uf ,V . - gi A,V. W .1 L 5, L' ' , . 5? 4.1, . M, gl fi N 0 C 4 - V , I I 1 af 1 , 1 i QA ,, Q A ' 165 2? 'V ', 0 YC- 55 A r D is' . ' 5 54 'Q 5 -XY: sg, 1? ' .mi Q -aww -13554, sf' if , --.cg ,, , -V 4--X ? 55 3 f mf , . A Z :L Z ' .N ,jggiii V ,. if el f Va if P ' h if 'Q' ' . as2w5i.:fxwn 151,55 .. 5 r as if . mi .S'i.1'I'y-.vi.l' Julia Addis Alice Ahrens lllargaret Albright Dorothy Alden Rose Applebaum Rose Applebaum Rose Applebaum Sarah Arend Helen Ash Viola Baker Fae Barnes Anna Barry Evelyn Bender Dorothy Bellamy Ruth Bernstein Eleanore Blank Gertrude Bleim Sylvia Bloom Elizabeth Blum Ruth Boyer Estella Bremer Helen Brown Evelyn Bruhl Cecilia Bulaski Gwenolla Burnside Berneice Busch lNIcStella Byrd Rachel Camp Bernice Cappelle lllildred Carpenter Florence Case Helen Caswell Betty Chichester lklargaret Christ llflary Churak Ruth Clapfish Madge Clark Ruth Clark Sarah Cohen Elizabeth Cooper Pearl Cooper lllollie Corman Clay! 0 f 1927 GIRLS Evelyn Coss Freda Cousin Norma Cousino lllary Crim Rose Criscitella Ruth Cronin Gwendolyn Cross Nina Crow Ruth Davis Ada Dellamotte Virginia Doolittle YVanda Duchane Carolyn Dye Lauretta Eberly Sylvia Eisler Virginia Eisler Fannie Ellison Doris Ewen Elaine Faller lllae Feder Celia Feldstein Sadie Fischler Eleanor Friedlander Ruth Friedman lklarie Fritz lklargaret Fruend Anna Ganch Ruth Gardner Alma Gentner lklildred George Catherine Gilbert Ethel Goodside Lucile Gross Hazel Gustin Alfreda Hackley Nlarguerite Handy Winifred Harman Helen Harrington Juanita Harris May' Hawley Charlotte Henderman SLI-fy-se ' lladona Hilborn Helen Holas lvlarjery Holcomb Christine Holewinsk Evelyn Hoover Frances Horlocker Ilo Horner Erna Horst Mary Huber Charlotte Hughes Helen Hutchison llarie ,lablonoxvski Thelma Jacobs Celia Jaiie Elizabeth Jakcsy Julia Jakcsy Gertrude Joffe Anna Kalb Eleanor Kaminiski lllollie Kaufman Gertrude Keeley Lillian Kest Cecile Ketteman lrma Kiefer Regina Kieswetter Lucile Kirk lrma Kitzman llflarian Klappich Sylvia Klein Frances Kohne Soverina Kolbern llflarie Kruger Dorothy Kuperman Esther Lanzinger Gertrude Laursen Esther LaVigne Rosemary Laycock Fern Laymond Gertrude Leasor Florence Lee Elizabeth Leslie Gertrude Leslie Laura Levison Pauline Lieberman lllildred Lickert Cathryn Limoges Ruth Logan Lucile Long Virginia Long Ura lUcDonald Thelma lN'IcGaw Angeline lIachinska Essa lllaloney Helen lllay Rlariea Helen llfaruss Lillian lllaska Grace lllathews Alice lllaurer Anne illazan Klarjorie lN'Ieier Fannie hleiland Leona llflohler Beatrice llloreland Jessie lllorris llildred Rlundwiler Violet lllurphy llarjorie Neal Rose Neifeld Nola Della Neuson Geraldine Norden Helen Oldham Helen Palen Sylvia Paloski Thyra Partenfelder Carol Peoples Pauline Pierce Dorothy Ploetzke Klarion Polhamus Naomi Pollard Ida Posner Lois Pratt Emily Prypora Esther Ramlow Fanny Reinstein Cedelia Renz Lillian Riehle Ellen Rigg Velma Roberdeaux Charlotte Roberts Lucy Rogers Celia Rogolsky Helen Roper Anna Ross Sara Rothenstein Bertha Rowland Elizabeth Rump Jenny Sack Frances Schultz Gertrude Schultz Hazel Schultz E1'ma Schwab Gertrude Shubargo Ida Silverman Pearl Singal Stella Sitter Hazel Smilack Lillian Smith blarion Smith hlartha Smith Grace Snell Florence Snyder Helene Staudenmayer Gladys Steude Lillian Sullivan hladeline Sutton iii MZEQSEQW Q'i.l'ty-eight Libbie Swedler lX'Iinnie Swedler lllary Szezecinski Sophie Szedczykowski llrlamie Szumigala lllarguerite Taylor Pearl Teitelbaum Nlildred Teitelbaum Sophie Teman Alice Thompson llargaret Thompson Ruth Tice llary Todd Catherine Trudeau Naomi Turnau Alice Tussing Dorothy VanVVormer Ruth Veler Evelyn Venzke Irene VValsh Lillian VValterschied Elizabeth VVarner Evelyn VVast llary YVodarcsyk lllarjiorie VVright Gertrude YVuwert Dorothy Yokom Roselind Young Elizabeth Zanville Cecilia Zarembski Teresa Zazzi Rose Ziegler Virginia Ziegler lllary Ziegelhofer Aletta Zimmerman Yetive Zimmerman Lillian Zinkie Howard Adkins Norman Agen Clarence Albaugh Nlaxwvell Aldrich Charles Alpert Leo Altschul Clinton Ames Joseph Archer Frederick Becker Edward Beckwith Dwight Belkofer Harold Bennett James Benson Asher Berlinsky Frank Berman Karl Betz Theo Birchill Arthur Bixler Chester Blaszczyk Harley Bode Felix Bojarski Dwaine Bolton Donald Borgelt Carlin Bosworth Orland Braatz Edward Brandt Calvin Brecklin Elmer R. Brigham llluriel Bronson Charles Browne XVi1liam Brown Carlton Burmeister Fred J. Burries Lawrence Butts Paul Caicob Charles Cameron John Campbell Clarence Carson Sam Cartin Robert Cartwright Franklin Chubner Clary 0 f 1927 BOYS Alex Cohen Paul Conlon Harold Corbett Charles Crawford Robert Crossman Lawrence Cully Sidney Curtis Lorne Daniels Leon Davidson Joe Dersch Lawrence Dietoick Raymond Doll Leslie Donegan Thomas Doudlass XVilliam Drummer Louis .Dudek Sanford Dye David Eccles Nisi Echard Carl Eckett Tom Elias Alex Ellison Charles Ellithorpe YVoodford Ennis Charles Ewing Donald Fanning Bernard Feder Abie Feldstein Bennie Feldstein Ronald Fetzer Bernard Field Sam Fine Charles Finley Harry Fingerhut VVilliam Fitzjohn Lyle Foster lllelvin Fournier Albert Frautschi Herbert Friedman Sylbert Friedman E. Squire Gainsey vi, 'e Fred H. Gelow VValter Gfeller 'lVilliam Gindle Leslie Glancy Charles Glass XVilliam Glass Edmond Glowczewski Glen Goings Sollie Goldman Jack Goldstein Jack Galob Harold Gooding Bennie Grabowski LeRoy Gross Charles Groty George Grouch John Gruber Frank Grudzinski Charles Grueneberg La Verne Hall Frank Hart Stanley Hartsfeld Dilbert Hays Clarence Heidelberg Kenneth Heil Benjamin Hertzberg Albert Hicks Harry Hinshaw Carl Hohly Harry Holewinski Emil Holly Byron Howe Dorana Huffman Edward Hume Lester VVm. Hutchinson Sam lndicks VVilliam Jacobs Alex Jacoby Roy Johnson Edward Judson Reuben Kaplowitz Donald Kaltenbach Harry Kaufman Raymond Kemm D. 0. Kaerr Harris Kirby llax Kowalski Norman Krauss Edward Lally Joseph Lally Raymond Lamb Beryl Lambert XVilliarn Lambert Robert Land Gayle Lathrop Hyman Leavitt George Lefevre Charles Lentz Harry Levine blorris Levine Harold Lingle Harold Linthicum George Lucking John Luio Paul l4cFadden Graham lXIcKenna llorris lllann Roy lX'Iann Philip llargz Charles lVIarkis Abe Nlarkovich Robert llarlin Joseph lwartha Robert lX'Iartin John lllaynhart Philip llliller Frank lliitchell lsadore llflitchell Anthony lllodrowski Edward lllodrowski Paul llloskowitz Blitchell Myers Frank S. Nadonly Frederick Nesse Stephen Nestorwich Richard Neuman Bennie Newcomer Victor Notzka VValter Novack Leo Nusbaum Lawrence Olender Joe Olson Edward Ordakowski llichael Osemlak Oscar Ottesen Kenneth Parker Stuart Paulson Joseph Perkins XVilliam Phillips Frank Pluto XValter Polczynski VVilliam Poole Donald Post Ben Potocsky Leon Pozarzycki Atho Price Steve Przybylski Clarence Pryke Leonard Pufall XVayne Quaintance Laurel Rank Donald Reaume lylaxwell Reno Carl Reupsch Vern Reynolds Clarence Richardson Reeder Riley Palmer Rochelle Sam Rogolsky lsadore Rosen Jake Rosenberg Horace Rowe Kenneth Rowland Clemens Roznoski Sidney Rubin Raymond Rutschow George Sobbach Noeman Sampson Bernard Sattinger Bart Sauter Lester Savvdy Ser' ty Howard Schlagheck Lawrence Schlievert Charlie Schwartz Lewis Scribner Philip Seligman Nlarvin Shapiro llleyer Shenofsky lN'Iorris Shenofsky Gaylord Sherlock Paul Setchell Leo Shinevar ,lake Shipley Orlo Shipman Kenneth Sitzenstock Paul Skeels Andrew Slochciak George Smith llaynard Smith Albert Snyder John Snyder Joel Speaning Elmer Staunton lkl. Staunton John Steiger Daniel Steingroot Lincoln Stephens Norman Stokes Leonard Strobel Robert Strogonoff Eugene Strohmeier George Suhrweier Carlton Surtman Kenneth Swift Vvilliam Tattersall Galen Taylor Harold Taylor lllorris Taylor VVilfred Tefft Abe Teman Herbert Timm Russell Todd Joe Toth August VV. Treter Harold Treter Chester Tushman --1: , ,r X-H1 1: I . lfl Y 'A fgfbl 1-E. -MJ.: if- , ,lil E.Ii1U11'L1.1' 7' -1 r 1 f1'n.:1'i15gf!ir:E:.tLail1tr,'?:fir:rl't.m'7 ' .,f W . 1 A ll ,rl i lljjFwl'EY3? i use s ,s E fx'N yy .if.:af1gJaw4,5fie:rf'2E.51 lm fri E wil' .ef Jake Urbansky 'a Wilbur VanGilder Claude Wells Rodney Werr l li, '1 h. El Herbert VanVleet John Wessel If 3 Kenneth Veler Burke Westcott Hi' V N Steve Vernoski Louis VVexler ,QL I 3 William Wagenhauser Ellsworth White , Clifford Waite Lewis White , Frank VValinski Gilbert Wiggins N John Walker Eugene Williams , N Julius Walker Robert Wills X f ' Roger Walker Sol Wittenberg , 3 Melvin Walters Howard Wolf ' Dale Walton Stanley VVujciak V 1- N , ' i Alfred Warr John Wyatt ' Harold Weinblatt john Zlrhowski Billy Weinlman Harold Yocum 7 Deloy Welrrich Louis Zellmg 5 5 Dave Weisberg Edwin Ziemann X Robert Zimmerman V l l 3 l l E '5 51' E E me E1 . i l . i 5. El f 3. l Seventy- 'ne -' i' U ew V 1 it Q - ll , ,.-.LlE-.wf4.-.-.-:-.-.-.............-.m.-.-.......-.-....-.-.-.......-..u:1u.unv5 eb 4 ' E. -J i livmrmsmuulf. 'dh 1 :.' ill! f, I fiwfigv , Aff 1 ff ?f fgXiE3 f NC N fv'K'?UMv 4 1 4 if EMANVEL BLOOM ,........,..,......... Edilor-in-Chief JAY O, GRUXVDEN .......,...... ,..BIl5jlI6'55 Nlanager EDGAR R. KIMBALL ..,.,.., ............... 1 rr Editor 14a5vi.ver5 Miss XVILLUUGHBY ........,,.,. .,,...... L im-ary Miss BICKINNCN .,.,... ............. . 11-z MR. CQNSIQR ..,.,,,,,. . .,... Financial MR. CHAPMAN ,,,,.,. A...,,,,, G mem! Woodward fzzzzzbr fhlgfz During the past ten or twelve years VVoodward Junior High has been making a place for itself among the schools of Toledo. Composed entirely of boys this school has done a unique piece of work. These boys are not so different than others except that most of their teachers think they are several notches better than the average. A careful study during the year has revealed many interesting facts concerning these boys. The average age is fourteen although many of the boys are very large for their age. lllost of them are members of large families and so are not of the Georgie Bassett, spoiled child sort. ln fact one might easily think that Booth Tarkington had made a survey of the eighth grade and there found Penrod Schofield and Sam VVilliams. The average attendance at school is such that we judge these boys like lVoodward School. The long walk during all kinds of weather taken by many of them to reach school and the healthy appetite that most of them have, make them nearly one hundred per cent physically. Like all boys they enjoy Old Cap Collier stories and Harold Lloyd pictures, hut when you ask what pictures they have enjoyed the most, you may be surprised to find that Humoresque and Over the Hill received the greatest number of votes. When it comes to supporting school do not take a back seat. Far from that, functions as their pocket books will permit where they can both be seen and heard. ahead of the Freshies and are making th lvlany of the class have done unusual ly good work. A look at the big grade book would show these boys in an A group. Glen Ayers Robert Bixler Van Cook lllarion Dziewiatka Earl Eckhart Harry Goldman David Grigsby Dean Hall Dale Jones Edward Klotz The class officers for this year are: Harold Konoff Edwin Petsch Phil Prow Lester Roberts Lauren Siferd Ivan Smith Roland Vetter Carleton Vobbe James VVeyer VVilliam Zbinden activities the Junior High boys for they attend as many school and always sit in the front seats ln the Class Cup Race they are e Sophomores hump. lvAN SMITH ........................ ............. LAUREN SIFERD --- ...... ........ ......... - - -- RYAN Cook ........ ................. DALE ATKINSON .... Svrrfnfyafzvv i -1.-.W X ll , 1 A-' i ., .- , xg A i -J ,Q -. -. , .,..,.,,....- -------Sefretary and Treasurer 'lg Sergean t-at-A rms I Q1 ffl ?: 73 fk?QniH Bl7'. Tyla , 'ff5'?1S-V! T. y-T22 ZW V' 53,7 ' G fk -3' -1, 'Xi 5 Ff ? E if SE 5. 5' ex 15 5 7? gs Q W5 35? al, So'l'wI1fy-!lll'1'r HK'.aY - Y -, , 1 1 if 1 11'- J1 'd ' 1 -1 111, W 1. Q 1 Y, 1 1 1 1 , in 1 , , i f, Ii l 1 Y , 1 L , 1 Q, 1 151 1 QE 1 TE' 1' ' .. 1 'IH 1 1,A I 1115- E 1 1 5.1 Q 1 W 1 bl C1 E., ZC1, 1 . I 1 1 1 E 1 ' E- - : :Q 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 P il 1 2' A' -E 11 1 1 1 gl 1 1 El 1 . :--. Lf mug' 17' '1 . :- 1 , . -r Q 1' 1 M 1 Serenvty-four X :gg H ,J a M1? d' 1 .,, ' E- :Y A-,A H11551-j1LQ.1LU:1ii1,DLZ'fLL1, mnnn fu n v u uunuo nuuggnu mumnm uumulunuggugng Q. -' ' . Il ,. .,,, fffirg ,111 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ': - E 1J...L-.AmA+f 111'fi1U+l Q ' !2::u:mxu'.'2f 3-.-1 ' 1 ar - 5 ' 4 ' 1 I RTL .1 rw . ' 1 41, ' ky '. , ' ' .- '. 1 fhigtfj. -eil 1-'y '.r,fA , W5 I I .ff-, mg. lx ri ETH? ' -.,f L 14 H f at gxclivillies A Ex I I X xfgkhgbi X l WDW X-521' I 10: guldimgu- I kv , K I A H x '- ,- A . ' , . 5 5 A',.r . ' 5'i'-P' L 5.1 1' SF ' s , A Kg ,A-,r 1 hh K I X C,FC.Fa,T J, Q0 Q, 4' ilinnxlward -ff- 5 W I CZWOOJZUZZFHI t,Qferf11y S 00601 OFFICERS RUTH HERMA-xx ...., ............. , ,, ..... President FLORENCE SUDDABY --- ---Vice President BESS KAPLAN ...... -- ..... Secretary BELLE GOTHELP' .H,,, .............. T VFIISIIFFI' LILLIAN VVEINSTEIN .... -- CU7'I'FSf7OIll1iIl,0 SFL'l'FflI7'-1' RosE BANIE .............. -- ........... Censm' BIARGARET LIEBERMAN --, --- Stzulent Jdz-ixer NIN.-1. CONKLIN ,....... ,...... R efvorier FLORENCE HENDERI.X' ......,.......... ........ C lzaplain Miss FAY lxIII.I.ER-BIISS AMY BIILLER ---- .,.. Favzzlty Jdfmers lllarie Arvay Rose Bame Esther Baim Selma Baum Dorothy Bruhl Anna Barry Sylvia Bloom Ida Buettin Helen Castor Florence Cohn Nina Conklin Lillian Elsperman Alma Franke Eva Friedmar Belle Gothelf Ruth Herman Louise Herler Florence Henderly Bess Kaplan Nlabel Keller Hazel Lazette Eva Levine MEMBERS Ethel Levine Laura Levison Margaret Lieberman Florence Lieberman Thelma Luttenberger Sarah lllann Esther lllenacker Nellie lwolevitz Pansy lvlostov lda lvlostov Rose Mitchell Florence Nagel lllarjorie Neal Neva Rahrig Ethel Saxton Lorna Sigman Cora Sprow Florence Suddaby Gertrude Stykemain Violet Stokes Lillian Weinstein Clara VVilliams Sophia Zaner cZQJ00JzUf11'ff QCQZILEIYIIJI Sorfezjf Five years ago a group of girls desiring more knowledge of art, literature, and music formed the Xvoodward Literary So- ciety under the guidance of bliss Gillespie. The purpose of the organizers has been kept constantly in the minds of the ollicers and members. Naturally the club has flourished. The society holds its meetings twice a month during the school year. The interesting and instructive programs attract a large attendance. The annual debate between the VVoodward Literary Society and the Nautilus Club is an affair to which the entire student body looks forward. This year a play entitled The YVeak End was given by the society with the aid of some of the Nautilus members. The play, directed by Edith Darlison, was a great success. The cast included Hazel Lazette, Bess Kaplan, Belle Gothelf, Ruth Herman, Ger- trude Binns, Florence Suddaby, Helen Castor, Sophie Zaner, John Proctor, Ross Dieball, VVebster Lowe, Dana Fearing, and Carleton Hall. Since all work and no play makes hlary a dull girl, the club has occasionally put aside its work to have a good time. A cabaret dance was given to entertain the members of the Nautilus Literary Club. Besides this, the society enjoyed, as it does every year, an annual dance, luncheons, and informal parties. A banquet is given at the end of the school year. Q I1 ill The flllflyllf .Qferfzzy Cfzzb June marks the closing of the fifth successful year of thc Nautilus Literary Club. During that tinie the Club has been instru- mental in promoting and developing the literary life of Xvoodward. Few clubs or societies in the school faced the ditliculties which confronted us as we took up our work last September. The rebuilding of our club was the greatest task. Graduation had taken a heavy toll, so heavy that only a mere handful of us were present at our first meeting. A glance at our roster will indicate how well we have succeeded in rebuilding our organization and what type of students sought membership in it. The recruiting of new mem- bers naturally resulted in a loss of time in getting started on the year's program. One outstanding social event of the year was the Nautilus Dance. Late in the Spring a successful theatre party was enjoyed by the members. Cther anticipated events, which will take place while the Techennial is at press, are the preliminary debates, champ- ionship debates, and literary night. These occasions should demon- strate what the members can do in an oratorical way. The club appreciates the helpful attitude of those persons Who have given unsellishly of their time Whenever it was needed. VVe owe a special debt of gratitude to hliss Stein, our faculty ad- viser, for always having had the best interests of the Nautilus Club at heart. YVe are also grateful to the Nautilus Alumni. who gave valuable assistance in coaching the debating team for the champion- ship debate. 991-1-lily-ixirir gf fffkf ff gy QQ s FOREVER It is the purpose of the year book to re- flect the spirit of the school and chroni- cle its actifvities. To recora' these activi- ties accurately ana' to malze this fftlz Techennial reflect fairly the new spirit that has come to lffooclwaraf Technical I-Iigh School, the staff has labored con- scietztiozisly. 'anti 1 IJ 3511- Snr, Eiyhly MEMBERS PHILIP RILEY .... dllfllllf ,,Qlf6l'lllj! Club OFFICERS EDWARD FANNING .... CHI-ILEANT AI.I..nI RAYMOND H.AI,I, ,-- EDWIN KELLER --- GEORGE ASTRY --- H--- President -- flee President ----- Censor Sevreiary Treasurer Swgezzlzi-at-.-lrllls Edward Fanning Chalfant Allam George Astry Raymond Hall Arthur Hissong Lester Haring Alfred Johns Philip Kaser Edwin Keller Philip Riley John Rietzke -lay Growden Edward Sampson John Patton Fred Schrinel lllerritt Green Harold Harrison BIcKenna Lehman Lloyd Grantham Clement Prestler Nlason Bolton David Frautschi Carelton Van Driesen Eiflllly-nu 0 . exnprrflu Af B Elti Isadore Shapiro, Clzrzirnmn Tezkaoer Club OFFICERS Louis LADERMAN --- ............... ...... P resident ABE KIGEI, ........ ,.... I 'ire-President EMANUEI, BI,ooM --- ....... Sefretary HYMAN VVEISBERG ..,. --- Treasurer ISADORE SHAPIRO --- --- Cvnmr ll'IORRIS SHALL ...... ......... C mmf- lVIANUEL GANQH --- -..,,.... Reporter IRVING ZANER .... .... S ergezlzit-111-i-Irnls E. R. RIKE .... ................. - -- FIIt'll1fV1' i!l!'Z'i.l'FI' COMMITTEES PIN COMMITTEE Harold Zaft. Clzzzirmznz Oscar Zaft llrlorris Herman DANCE CoMMITTEE George Goldman, Clmirmmz Ben Dolgin Isadore Kohler lVIorris Shall BANQUET COMMITTEE ll IEMBERSHIP AND INITIATION lllax Sherman, Clllliflllllll lsadore Odesky lllorris StI'aus Abe Smith ATHLETIC COMMITTEE Abe Kigel, Clmirnzan Emil Katz YVilliam VVeisberg TATTIAER CON1NlITTEE lsadore Odesky. Clldiflllflll Joe Nathanson Harry llflehlman Emanuel Bloom Hyman Cohn Jacob Cohn Ben Dolgin Dave Ferber Manuel Ganch Morris Gelman George Goldman lllorris Herman Herbert Housman Emil Katz Abe Kigel William Kigel lsadore Kohler Emanuel Bloom lllanuel Ganch MEMBERS Louis Laderman lllaurice Levy hlike Lieber lllorris Lubitsky Charles lllehlman Harry llrlehlman Isadore lVIiller Joe Nathanson Isadore Odesky Joe Schwartz Sam Seligman lllorris Shall lsadore Shapiro lweyer Shenofsky Frank Sherman Eighty-flwfe Nlax Sherman Abe Smith Jerome Starsky lllorris Straus Harry Tarschis Hyman Weisherg VVilliam Weisberg Louis VVolk Harold Zaft Qscar Zaft Irving Zaner Isadore Zanville Henry Zelden Sam Zelden Temper Club Four years ago a group of VVoodward boys met in the Auditorium with the purpose of organizing a club composed solely of live wire,'l earnest working boys who would boost VVoodward and make it stand out above other schools in social, literary, and athletic activities. They organized the Peiuper Club, the word Peiuper being an ancient Hebrew word meaning progress. At the beginning of the school year '23-24, the newly elected officers confronted the problem of reconstructing the club to the standard of former years. Since many members had been lost to the club through graduation, the task was very difficult. Despite this fact, the organization steadily forged ahead, and soon became a vital factor in the progress of Vl'oodward Tech. An event which demonstrated the club's success in social affairs was the Valentine Dance. Those who attended still comment on the large crowd, artistic decorations, and captivating music. The club hopes to make this dance an annual event. As the Techennial goes to press, this organization is contemplating plans for a hugh minstrel show, which should, by all indications, prove a decided triumph for its entertaining qualities, It will be staged for the benefit of lVoodward athletics. The Peiuper Club takes pride in pointing to the fact that four of its members are regulars on the Tech Varsity Basketball Team. They are Captain IVilliam YVeisberg, lVIax Sherman, Irving Zaner, and Hyman Weis- berg. Two other members, Irving Zaner and Henry Zeldon, played on the football team. The club is well represented also on the Tattler and Techen- nial staffs, the editor-in-chief of this Techennial being a member. In the grand old game of checkers we are represented by llflike Lieber, checker champion of three states. An interesting feature of the club's work is their business and social meetings. The business meetings are always full of heated discussions con- cerning important school matters. The social meetings are held in the Peiuper Club's clubrooms at the E. L. Building. To these meetings prominent speakers are invited. Debates and entertainment furnished by the members themselves usually complete the program. llluch of the remarkable success of the club is due to the untiring efforts and unselfish devotion of lllr. Rike, the faculty adviser. Whenever aid was needed, whenever advice was asked, he was ready and willing to do all in his power. Nothing that can be said here is sufficient to show the esteem and high regard with which he is looked upon by everyone. In having him as an adviser we have been fortunate. To say that the Peiuper Club has never had a more successful year than the present would be to express tritely--yet none the less truthfully-what all VVoodward willingly admits. Eiyhly-four E'1'e1za'fh1y0 Club The school year 1923-'24 proved to be the most successful one since the society was organized in 1919. Our interesting pro- grams and many social events attracted many new members. The programs for the year consisted of Bible talks by bliss Eldridge and speeches by Various members of the faculty including lNIiss Fay lNIiller, Miss French, Nliss Payne, and Nlr. Chapman. These speeches were highly appreciated for their educational value. Yvelfare work was carried out very successfully, especially during the holiday season, when the girls donated money and food to many poor families. XVe also undertook to entertain the ladies at the Old Ladies' Home. The cards they sent assured us that they appreciated our interest in them. The social life of the club is gay with suppers, roller skal ing parties, splash parties, week ends at cottages, and joint meet- ings with the Friendship Clubs of the other three high schools. The annual summer conference is an event to which all the girls look forward. Louise Herler, our president, has worked hard for the Friendship Club, and has helped to make it one of the liveliest and most important organizations at XVoodward. VVe are confident that we have helped to develop a spirit of friendliness and co-opera- tion in Woodward, and feel sure that the Friendship Culb will grow and prosper in the years to come. Eiyh f1l4fI'8 ?1'i1z11i1shi1U E ighty-six Plwzzzifhzjb Club LOLISE HERLER .w.. 'VIILDRED SHINE .,,A ,E Au ERDA NVINTERS --- RLTH Yoyes .... .- NAONII POLLARD --, Dorothy Adams Nlargaret Albright lVIarie Arvay Helen Ash Bernice Capelle Pearl Cooper Evelyn Coss Norma Cousino Nina Crow lXIarie Fahles Johnnella Haggart Louise Herler Eleanor Kaniewski Ethel Levine Eva Levine Florence llilatzinger OFFICERS MEMBERS Eiyhfy-se re Grace lllental Nellie lllolevitz Florence Nagel llarjorie Neal llrlargaret Newill Ruth Noyes Thyra Partenfelder Ida Peto Naomi Pollard lllildred Shine Grace Suchornma Nlargaret Taylor Helen Thorley llarge Tiedeman lrene Xvalsh Alverda YVinters -,, PfFSidf'lIf Vin'-P1'F5idf'11l Sevrrizlry -, - Trearllrer .--Reporter CHARLES G.-XIXER DAXA FEARING - EDWARD FANNING ORVILLE SEIDNER ALFRED JOHNS --- MR. DL'NS3IORE .... MR. AIILLER ..... ff- Y Cfzzlr OFFICERS Eiylzty-rlyfhr ------ President -,- Vire-President ------ Secretary ------- Treasurer ---- Svrgearzt-at-Jrnzx ----- lrflflllfj' .Jd'ZVi5Fl' Y. JI. C. nl. Sefrefary