Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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Inside Information t'Father, asked little Dana Fearing, What is appendicitis? Appendicitis, my son, answered the deep-thinking father, is some- thing that enables a doctor to open up a man's anatomy and remove his entire bank accountf' A Freshie once to hades went, To see what he could learn. They sent him back to earth again, He was too green to burn. We editors may dig and toil, Till our finger tips are sore, But someone sure is bound to say, I've heard that joke before. Charles Green knows that the fellow who shaves himself has well carved features. Rukosky says: A stitch in time saves embarrassment. Elvera Stein-I dreamed I was in heaven. Rutter-Did you see me there? Elvera-Yes, then I knew I was dreaming. Mary had a piece of gum, She chewed it loud and slow, And everywhere that Mary went The gum was sure to go. It followed her to school o11e day, Which was against the rule, The teacher took the gum away, And chewed it after school. Five horses lined up for a race, their names were Onion, Ice Cream, Bal- loon, Rubber, and Cabbage. Onion was running strong in the quarter, Icc Cream melted away at the half, Balloon went up at the third quarter, Rubber lost in the home stretch, and Cabbage won by a head. Shakespeare may have been able to use big words, but don't forget we have a Mr. Lawson here at XV00dXV2ll'd. VVomen may be a puzzle, but men are not willing to give them up. Mr. Smith-Hello, old top. New car? S. B.-No! Old car, new top. Mark Harmeyer-I'm a big gun around here. Irene Allen-Maybe that's why they're talking of cannon you. Art Surprise-I wonder why that big pig eats so much? Vernon Dobson-I guess he wa11ts to make a hog out of himself. Mark Harmeyer-the eighth blunder of the world. Ruth Smith-I want social reform, I want. government reformg I want- Voice in Audience-Chloroform! It 's pretty bad when it's raining pitchforks, but it's some storm when it's hailing street cars. Cowis skin makes good shoes, but banana peels make good slippers. Seniors were born for great things, Juniors and Sophs for small, But it never has been recorded Why Freshmen were born at all. 107

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IF IT VVERE TRUE IMAGINE: Rollie Boldt forgetting to smile. Don. Corbett getting an HA. Mike Davis Ending his handkerchief. Frank Fisher keeping quiet at a Senior meeting Mark Harmeyer k11owing his chemistry. Marshall Matzinger being a salesman. Mr. La Rue missing a tardiness. Mr. Sterling cracking a joke. Melvin Mortimer in a hurry. Fred Osgood owning a country store. VVillmarth Paine missing a basket. Joe Sayles with his mouth shut. Big Bill without Helell. Eva Bloom with yellow cu1'ls. Helen B-i without Big Bill. Zoe Dunphy being quiet. Alberta Leake noisy. The Schenks without each other. Ruth Smith having a fellow. Mr. XVilliams married. John Albright tall. Roman Bialecki having an indoor team. Bern Cousino on time. Dana Fearing in hed at 9 o'elock. Paul Fearing mad at Harry. Charles Gainer with some other girl. Earl Feltman not hanging around the office. Charles Green unprepared. Mr. Sprague without a joke. Marion Millhouse without those dreamy eyes. Miss Vye a cook for Joe. Dick Miller without his paint and brush. Harold Shapiro a doctor. Hank Hein a chiropractor. Don VVrigley not stuttering. Harry Stapleton 011 time to fourth hour class. No tests in June. No lessons to get. Sixteen A's a year. No pep in Tech. 109