Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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BOOKS WE ALL KNOW Little Men -The Freshies. The Reign of Terror -Test week. Great Expectations -The day before we get our cards. The Disaster -The day after we get them. The Common Lot -Flunking. Paradise Lost -VVhen we ean't. talk to her. The Comedy of Errors -Our English themes. Marshall Matt :- I got fifty per cent on my Intelligence test. Kent Bradner:- That makes you a half-wit, doesn't it? Edna Swartz:-My face is my fortune. Sayles :-How long have you been broke? The capitol of the Ilnited States is in Liberty Bonds. Freshman-idle. Sophomore-idyll. Junior-idol. Senior-ideal. Mrs. Paseh:-How do you like your new seat, Varl? Carl:-I don't like it. Mr. LaRue told me to sit there for the present and he never gave it to me. is at at If you don't like our jokes, And their dryness make you groan, Just drop around oeeasionally NYith a good one of your own. Most young lovers like Bill believe in the freedom of the press. Bern Vousino-Did you bring your thumb taeks? Arthur Schrader-No, but llve got my finger nails. Rutter says, Some of the worst looking lemons expect you to squeeze them to death. Mr. Sprague ton Monday morningj- Well Freshmen. it seems though you're cleaner than usual this morning. Norman Hammer- Yes, Monday is wash day. Cause of D's F-ieree lessons. L-ate hours. U-nexpeeted tests. N-ot prepared. .K-noeked out. Faculty Column 'Ile could tell the time of day by means of algebra. -Mr. Sprague. He was the mildest mannered man. -Mr. Conser. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. -Mr. Skinner. She is young but give her time. -Miss Bacon. The smile that was childish and bland. -Miss Cady. I have never seen anything worth getting angry for. -Miss Boothby. High aims bring out great niindsfi-Mr. Moffatt. His friends, they are many: his foes, are there any? -Mr. LaRue. It is all Greek to me. -Miss Payne. VVhere have I heard that name before? -l'oaeh Betehtel. He is a man through and through. -Mr. VVilliams. Helen Parker-Do you know my brother? Fred Osgood-Yes, he and I sleep in the same history class. 106 1 in na Al tx 4- tn An ss 64

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Inside Information t'Father, asked little Dana Fearing, What is appendicitis? Appendicitis, my son, answered the deep-thinking father, is some- thing that enables a doctor to open up a man's anatomy and remove his entire bank accountf' A Freshie once to hades went, To see what he could learn. They sent him back to earth again, He was too green to burn. We editors may dig and toil, Till our finger tips are sore, But someone sure is bound to say, I've heard that joke before. Charles Green knows that the fellow who shaves himself has well carved features. Rukosky says: A stitch in time saves embarrassment. Elvera Stein-I dreamed I was in heaven. Rutter-Did you see me there? Elvera-Yes, then I knew I was dreaming. Mary had a piece of gum, She chewed it loud and slow, And everywhere that Mary went The gum was sure to go. It followed her to school o11e day, Which was against the rule, The teacher took the gum away, And chewed it after school. Five horses lined up for a race, their names were Onion, Ice Cream, Bal- loon, Rubber, and Cabbage. Onion was running strong in the quarter, Icc Cream melted away at the half, Balloon went up at the third quarter, Rubber lost in the home stretch, and Cabbage won by a head. Shakespeare may have been able to use big words, but don't forget we have a Mr. Lawson here at XV00dXV2ll'd. VVomen may be a puzzle, but men are not willing to give them up. Mr. Smith-Hello, old top. New car? S. B.-No! Old car, new top. Mark Harmeyer-I'm a big gun around here. Irene Allen-Maybe that's why they're talking of cannon you. Art Surprise-I wonder why that big pig eats so much? Vernon Dobson-I guess he wa11ts to make a hog out of himself. Mark Harmeyer-the eighth blunder of the world. Ruth Smith-I want social reform, I want. government reformg I want- Voice in Audience-Chloroform! It 's pretty bad when it's raining pitchforks, but it's some storm when it's hailing street cars. Cowis skin makes good shoes, but banana peels make good slippers. Seniors were born for great things, Juniors and Sophs for small, But it never has been recorded Why Freshmen were born at all. 107