Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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You can't think hard with a soft head. Opal Foulk-Gee, I'm cold today. Jimmie Neal-May as well be cold now, you'll be warmer when you die. Some girls don't powder their noses because they want to shine in the world. Mr. Petrie-lVhat is the shape of the earth? Freshie-My Pop says it 's in a helluva shape. It seems as though our teachers believe in the freedom of the f s. ANSWER THESE Are the eyes of Donovan Brown? VVill Paul Button up his coat? VVhat does Vernon Grant? , VVitl1 what does Norman Hammer 1? Does David Katz eat kittens? On what knee does Norman Neal? NVill Chester XVlodarski tGosh Chester, this stumps mel. XYhen does Eva Bloom? YVith what shall we Mark Harnieyer? Is Phyillis lVright? Is Helen Young? XVho is Jeanette's Feller? Visitor-Do the teachers have a club of any kind up here ? Frank Fisher-I don't know, I think Mr. VVilliams has a paddle you might borrow. Uharlie McPeek-Did you go to the dentist today? Fred Osgood-Yes. Charlie-Any relief? Fred-Yes, the dentist wasn't in. The deaf man saw a flock and herd. The dumb man picked up a wheel and spoke. The blind man picked up a hammer and saw. The Nautilus Literary Society have dismissed the question lVhere does the fire go when it goes out? They are discussing a. more important sub- ject, NVhen a house is destroyed by tire. does it burn up or down? There will be a warm debate on this question. Mildred Jones G90 pounderb- Doctor, don't you think I'm a little pale? Doctor- Yon look more like a big tub to me. Edith Darlison-'tl would like a straw with this lemonade. lVaiter twho was hard of hearingl- IIey? Edith-'tNo! Straw I said. Tom Owen 's idea of a hypocrite is the one who goes to Latin Class with a smile on his face. After Phyllis XYright has devoured potatoes, beans, rolls, soup, salad, cake and ice cream for lunch, she announces that she is going to get some- thing to eat. CFull house. Eh, whatifl HEARD IN 'PHE GEOMETRY CLASS Mr. Rike-lVhat was that noise? t'arl Vossberg-I just dropped a perpendicular. Herman Binzer-I was nearly drowned last night. Miss Stein-How was that? Herman-The bed spread, the pillow slipped, and I fell into the spring. 104

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BOOKS WE ALL KNOW Little Men -The Freshies. The Reign of Terror -Test week. Great Expectations -The day before we get our cards. The Disaster -The day after we get them. The Common Lot -Flunking. Paradise Lost -VVhen we ean't. talk to her. The Comedy of Errors -Our English themes. Marshall Matt :- I got fifty per cent on my Intelligence test. Kent Bradner:- That makes you a half-wit, doesn't it? Edna Swartz:-My face is my fortune. Sayles :-How long have you been broke? The capitol of the Ilnited States is in Liberty Bonds. Freshman-idle. Sophomore-idyll. Junior-idol. Senior-ideal. Mrs. Paseh:-How do you like your new seat, Varl? Carl:-I don't like it. Mr. LaRue told me to sit there for the present and he never gave it to me. is at at If you don't like our jokes, And their dryness make you groan, Just drop around oeeasionally NYith a good one of your own. Most young lovers like Bill believe in the freedom of the press. Bern Vousino-Did you bring your thumb taeks? Arthur Schrader-No, but llve got my finger nails. Rutter says, Some of the worst looking lemons expect you to squeeze them to death. Mr. Sprague ton Monday morningj- Well Freshmen. it seems though you're cleaner than usual this morning. Norman Hammer- Yes, Monday is wash day. Cause of D's F-ieree lessons. L-ate hours. U-nexpeeted tests. N-ot prepared. .K-noeked out. Faculty Column 'Ile could tell the time of day by means of algebra. -Mr. Sprague. He was the mildest mannered man. -Mr. Conser. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. -Mr. Skinner. She is young but give her time. -Miss Bacon. The smile that was childish and bland. -Miss Cady. I have never seen anything worth getting angry for. -Miss Boothby. High aims bring out great niindsfi-Mr. Moffatt. His friends, they are many: his foes, are there any? -Mr. LaRue. It is all Greek to me. -Miss Payne. VVhere have I heard that name before? -l'oaeh Betehtel. He is a man through and through. -Mr. VVilliams. Helen Parker-Do you know my brother? Fred Osgood-Yes, he and I sleep in the same history class. 106 1 in na Al tx 4- tn An ss 64