Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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+ 1 K . l u ll d l ii Dj final if 1, 3 i N . ' K li E io f li fl i - ? 1 ill u 5 ,i gm' 45 I Q - .-1 oo 'n .! Be n Hirsch---liditor Jazz music can make your shoulderx shake, hut make your knees shake. The Freshmen are grassy, V - . . , V Phe bopholnoies 2116 lmransy The Juniors are sassy. And the Seniors are classy. it Takes an oral theme f tl ' Jroducts as the've canned The Heinz Co. have only 56 Varieties o ieir I the pork and beans. Mr. LaRue-Brandes, have you read Macbeth? Brandes-No, sir. Mr. LaRue-Have you read your Hamlet? Brandes-No, sir. Mr. IJ3R1I0-Yvllilf have you read? Brandes-I have red hair and l'm proud of it. 103 fr:

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You can't think hard with a soft head. Opal Foulk-Gee, I'm cold today. Jimmie Neal-May as well be cold now, you'll be warmer when you die. Some girls don't powder their noses because they want to shine in the world. Mr. Petrie-lVhat is the shape of the earth? Freshie-My Pop says it 's in a helluva shape. It seems as though our teachers believe in the freedom of the f s. ANSWER THESE Are the eyes of Donovan Brown? VVill Paul Button up his coat? VVhat does Vernon Grant? , VVitl1 what does Norman Hammer 1? Does David Katz eat kittens? On what knee does Norman Neal? NVill Chester XVlodarski tGosh Chester, this stumps mel. XYhen does Eva Bloom? YVith what shall we Mark Harnieyer? Is Phyillis lVright? Is Helen Young? XVho is Jeanette's Feller? Visitor-Do the teachers have a club of any kind up here ? Frank Fisher-I don't know, I think Mr. VVilliams has a paddle you might borrow. Uharlie McPeek-Did you go to the dentist today? Fred Osgood-Yes. Charlie-Any relief? Fred-Yes, the dentist wasn't in. The deaf man saw a flock and herd. The dumb man picked up a wheel and spoke. The blind man picked up a hammer and saw. The Nautilus Literary Society have dismissed the question lVhere does the fire go when it goes out? They are discussing a. more important sub- ject, NVhen a house is destroyed by tire. does it burn up or down? There will be a warm debate on this question. Mildred Jones G90 pounderb- Doctor, don't you think I'm a little pale? Doctor- Yon look more like a big tub to me. Edith Darlison-'tl would like a straw with this lemonade. lVaiter twho was hard of hearingl- IIey? Edith-'tNo! Straw I said. Tom Owen 's idea of a hypocrite is the one who goes to Latin Class with a smile on his face. After Phyllis XYright has devoured potatoes, beans, rolls, soup, salad, cake and ice cream for lunch, she announces that she is going to get some- thing to eat. CFull house. Eh, whatifl HEARD IN 'PHE GEOMETRY CLASS Mr. Rike-lVhat was that noise? t'arl Vossberg-I just dropped a perpendicular. Herman Binzer-I was nearly drowned last night. Miss Stein-How was that? Herman-The bed spread, the pillow slipped, and I fell into the spring. 104