Woodward High School - Granger Yearbook (Woodward, IA)

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'Ed Lincoln is still going to Texas State Teachers College for Women. He is working on his sixth P.H.D., and we hope he will receive it soon. 'Arthur Dean Gilbert, whose stage name is B. Buttonbuster, is currently singing in the starring role at the exclusive Moffett Opry House. The present production is known as the ggggy Widower. 'Dea Bodansky is the physical education teacher at Iowa Wesleyan and she spends most of her time posing for pictures of Mrs. Charles Atlas. 'Donnice Clymer is now playing with the Jigfield Jollies. She portrays the part of the 'dolly with the hole in her stocking.' And I might add--she still hasn't made the final decision. 'Laura Cox is the famous attraction of the New York Tunnel of Love andis known as one who always interrupts lovers at the wrong moment saying, 'Does your cigarette taste different lately?' 'Sally Davisson is retiring after a brilliant career of mystery story writing Her health will not penmit her to continue, for her stories scared her half to death Her best novel was 'The Death of a Flea ' 'Due to the influence of h1s former teacher Mr Bappe, Rev John P My ers is holding a very successful revival at the 1rst Baptist Church of Kala mazoo He is beloved by all the animals in h1s congregation 'Larry Streight is the new male sensation 1n Hollywood He goes dailyto Susie's Salon to have each wave set perfectly in place by Miss Davisson per sonally She also administers her latest invention the Gooy Wooy Mud Pack guaranteed to look like it sounds Larry greatly approves of this,having had several already 'With the revelation of these startling facts about the members of the class of '59, Woodward citlzens rightfully take pride in having given the world such useful citizens May their tribe increase Judy Hitsman qkgfffff Iwi 5? Arlene Bro

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SENIOR PROPHECY It is now 1980 in the little town of Woodward There is a great sensa tional tent show coming next week, and everyone 1S buzzing with excitement- signs everywhere add to the frenzy This great tent show which is touring the country is owned and operated by none other than Ma and Pa Bice This name Bice is faintly recalled in the minds of the citizens of Woodward, but there 13 only one man who can solve the mystery This is the honorable and wise Sassy Stuhr, who faithfully runs the lovelorn column in the Woodward Enterprise, edited by Fred Heerema When Sassy Stuhr began unraveling the unknown, he recalled a Seniorfnass of 1959 that he had battled with as sponsor He said as he recalls' 'Oh, I know The mysterious Bice who owns this tent show is none other than David, and his flaming red headed wife, who has destroyed his lovely physique with hot chocolate and thick sardine sandwiches, is the former Bar bara Turner The star of the Bice show is the alto soloist, MaDonna Greene, who sings all the sizzling symphonies written by the famous conductor and composer, Samuel Starnes ' Sassy Stuhr has revealed so many interesting facts that he is called on to recall the accomplishments of the rest of the class 'Henry Calonkey, who had the best interest of the people at heart, has become a dignified, gray haired person who has written on his door 'Private, H Calonkey Attorney at Law ' But once you enter that decorative door, you will find that Bernadine Jones is sitting on the boss's knee taking dictation 'Arlene Rothfus, the rodeo star, recently won the barrel race at Santa Fe, New Mexico She was presented a silver saddle by Larry Hoskinson, who is mayor of the town Larry has been the mayor for the last sixteen years solemn vows will be read by Rev Ilmar Upenieks, who did some fast reforming 'Sandra Fagen is now teaching at Woodward High School, which is not too far from the Fred Frantum residence Harold Frantum and Sandy have been en gaged for the past twenty years and look forward to getting married within the next ten 'When I last saw Ed Walker, he was leaning against the wall in frontof the Northwestern Cigar Store He had been diligently looking for a job, and sincerely hoping he'd never find one 'I discovered that Joe Martincic, an old country doctor, is head physi cian at Alcatraz, where he will be steadily employed for the next ten years 'In the Dallas County Hospital at Perry, Martha Coleman is now superin tendent of the hospital She abandoned a top position at the Dog and Cat Hospital in Des Moines to fill this job 'Jolene Frantum is celebrating a date with her 500th boyfriend Sheex pects her record to hit the 1000 mark by the end of next year After that she is going to tour Alaska in a series of lectures, her subject 'How To Get our Man ' 'The last I saw Fred Bristle, he was on the train bound for Yuma,1n pur suit of a red head, having tired of blondes and brunettes At his age you'd think he'd learn! 'I understand that the former Janet Peoples is happily married and liv ing on a farm near Woodward, known for many years as Pond's Acres Several little blonde children play in the yard, waiting for the daddy,a fonmer W H S student, also, to come home 'The Reverend Gary Bristle is conducting revival meetings under the big tent in Central Park in New York City He has been preparing a bill to sub mit to Congress making it illegal to match pennies. There are rumors that a marriage between these two will soon take place. The

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IIIIIIJI' President Vlce Pres. Secretary Treasurer Buster Frantum Judy H1bsman Nadine Robinson . you N - i tZ7, -3,2 Q , 2 ., Cathy Myers Jane Crum Jean Darling Helen Dean Chas Dlckeson Don Krasche Maxine LeMaster L1nda Lenzini Judy Meneough Rebecca Newell Dav1d Newland Frances Polish Karen Reckseen Dennls Seeman Dennis Wolter Dualne Krueger Carletta Sparks