Woodstock School - Spirit Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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12 THE SPIRIT OF OUR SCHOOL g Which School? . The impetus of a good and early start in business is a great factor in contributing to success. We welcome our ins ection of our facilities for ivin com lete com- Y P g S P merical courses. Write or phone for information. We cordially invite you to visit our attractive school. BRONX COMMERCIAL SCHOOL r 809 WESTCHESTER AVENUE New State Bank Building, Melrose 2466 Q '6The Bronx School for Bronx People with Bronx Spiritn fa Tel. Intervale 4907 ABBEY LASSMAN MORRIS TESHER Compliments of ABBEY CLOTHES SHOP DISTINCTIVE CLOTHES FOR MEN AND WOMEN 1047 So. Boulevard New York

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I THE SPIRITUOF OUR SCHOOL 11 Intervale 8775 Dr. Herman D. Robinson SURGEON DENTIST 1061 Tinton Avenue New York Tel. Intervale 0925 CH. KATZ UPHOLSTERER sz DECORATOR All Kinds of Furniture Repaired Slip Covers and Drapery Made to Order 957 Westchester Avenue New York Compliments of WEBSTERIAN DEBATING SOCIETY ' President, N. KA'rz 1 Secretary, D. GROSSMAN Treasurer, S. GREEN W. F. NARVESEN . P I A N O S -- Old Pianos Bought, Sold and Exchanged Tuning, Repairing, Polishing Work Guaranteed - 1160 FOREST AwVENUE, BRONX Pianos Sold Direct from Factory to Home Phone Intervale 6411 MME. RENEE MRS. BARON FRENCH COIRSETIERE 882 TINTON AVENUE Apt' '205 We make dresses at reasonable 931 Fox Street Bronx, N. Y. prices I THE VENUS PHOTO STUDIO 901 Westchester Ave. Special Rates to Graduates H. SAUBERMAN CATERER 789 East 163rd Street Up-to-the-M in ute Wedding and Evening Gowns for Hire MME. R. SOTZKY Gowns Made to Order 970 Prospect Avenue Near 163rd Street Tel. Intervals: 3643 Tel. Melrose 968 V WALD 81 MANN BEEF, PoUL'rRY, PROVISIONS, ETC. 5 Westchester Market Bronx, N- Y- 563 Brook Ave. Bronx, N. Y. Tel. Melrose 2001 M. S E M M E L D. B L O O M Toys-STATIONERY-Games BEVERAGES CIGARS AND Tosscco 691 E. 149th St. Bronx, N. Y. 3343 Th1rdNg:fiI55t1, Street New York

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THE SPIRIT OF OUR SCHOOL 13 .WISE AND 5 OTHERWISE li ra -l : i A lA teacher used to ask the chil- dren who came late this question: What time should you be in school P The reply of course was 8 o'clock, followed by their excuses. One morning a brisk little young- ster, burst into the room at 9 o'clock, flung back the door, called out S o'clock,' and calmy proceeded to his seat. Signs of an early morning rain storm could be seen on the blades of grass in the garden one hot day. Little Marjorie strolling along with her mother remarked Oh, the day is so warm, even the grass is perspiringf' Harken to the fog horn! Why no 'tis the whispering of our governor. Teacher- Where do we obtain tar ? Pupil- On the roofs. When Seymour- was asked if he was born in Seymour Conn., he answered No, I was born in America. A chipmunk is a monkey with a chip in him. Question-When are you going to begin to start to get ready? A bullet had drilled the helmet of a colored doughboy, leaving a smoking trail in his wool. Woof! remarked his buddy. Dey suttinly parted yo' hair dat time. Sho' did. An' dis boy am gwine to git away befo' dey staht cleanin' his teeth, Dear Editor: What force is it that makes people move along the streets? Ans: The police force! He: I want to know if you will be my wife? S She: What's your salary? He: l5 a week. She: Sl5! Why that wouldn't keep me in handkerchiefsf' He: Oh, but I can wait till your cold's better. Coal prices are much like meteors. They always fall in some town several hundred miles away. Sunday School Teacher: Who were the three wise men ? Johnnie: Stop, Look and Listen. Teacher Qto Tsaacl: What would you do if you had SS. Fd change it into dollars, then halves, then quar- ters, then dimes, nickles and pennies. Why all the changing ? Well, maybe somebody will make a mistake. Little Girl: What did you get for Christmasiv' Little Boy: A lot o' toys, an en- gine, lots o' candy, nuts, cake-an' a dose 0' castor oil. A FEW FACTS MR. WESTPHAL HAD TO LEARN IN SEP- TEMBER A is for Auspitz, Warbler divine Also for Apsel head of the line. B is for Buckley of basketball fame Here too Miss Barkley can put in a claim. C is for Clark both Betty and Kitty: Should we lose either, oh, what a pity! It's also for Chave, who knows how to . mock, . ual 'i aegis -44.1111- I f l X