Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Audrey Kennedy-to be sales agent in Brant- ford. Jean Lapworth-to live nearer Innerkip. Edith LeGrice-to have her name pronounced correctly. Donna Readhead-to teach school in Niagara Falls. .lean Ross-to discover one pleasing thing about taking algebra and geometry. Yvonne Shipp-to obtain a free pass to Nor- wich arena. Don Cole-to be M.P. for Oxford County. David Chalmers-to retire in Bermuda. Charles Flood--to gather Heather. Emrys Jenkins-to invent an atomic can opener. Robert Lancaster-to be a second Louis Pasteur. Doug Lavin-to be a foreign diplomat. Don Leonard-to keep a Harem. Lloyd McDonald-to remain a bachelor. Lloyd Robertson-learning to samba to the tune of 6 foot 2. Roger Rogers-to be at school for I week steady. Eric Russel-to help Flo with her ambition. Tom Watson-to start a pool room in Innerkip. Bill White-to be a gentleman and prefer blondes. O U U FORM 'IIB Acres but no field. Balls but no bats. Bell but no wedding. Crewe but no boat. Douglas but no plaid. Fallowtield but no waste land. Fourquin but five can't. Marshall but no iail. Matthews but no Bible. McMullen but no McMelon. Otto but no gas. Peter but no pumpkin. Rogers but no Roy. Schroeder but no shredder. Shantz but no trumpet. Sinclair but no sink plugged. Slade but no maid. Towle but no bridge. Whaley but no ocean. Wilker but no will. Wilsdon but Dolores isn't. Bragg but no boast. Birtch but no bark. Carson but no Kit. Downing but no uping. Hibner but no Iion's den. Johnson but no band aids. Kirk but no kick. Parsons but no Church. Peirce but no stab. Phelps but no yelps. Robertson but no daughter. Row but no oars. Sanders but no beach. Schell but no egg. Watt but no light bulb. Zylstra but no orchestra. K K C Jane: Mary swears she's never been kissed. Marlene: lsn't that enough to make any girl swear? K i C Daffynition: Hospital-where people who are run down, wind up. 0 O U TIME TO PLAY SOLITAIRE When your mind is overactive, And a cutie makes you wink, When a shapely, curvy maiden Makes you sigh, and dream, and think And then your ideas begin to wander- Man! lt's later than you think! iil McClary Appliances EIECTRIC AND GAS RANGES, WASHERS, REFRIGERATORS, AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC CLOTHES DRYERS, OIL SPACE HEATERS WHITEHEAD FURNITURE l Finkle St. Woodstock THE ORACLE One Hundred and Seven

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NASH'S LUNCH + 208 Huron Street I ' c E NETTLETQN Telephone 2224 711 Dundas St. GAR WOOD AUTOMATIC HEATING GOOD CHEER FURNACES AND EQUIPMENT - OIL BURNER SALES AND SERVICE SAUNDER'S MUSIC STORE MASON AND RISCH AND SHERLOCK MANNING PIANOS SHEET MUSIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND ALL ACCESSORIES M. E. Irwin, Prop. 525 Dundas SI. FASHION SHOPPE Lodies' Weor CHARACTER Crowes Fon women 442 Dundas Street Phone 684 One Hundred and Six THE ORACLE

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Harmony With Nature The Prevention of Disease Thomas Frederick Wallace Hours 8 a,m. to 6 p.m. lBy Appointmentl DOCTOR OF CHIROPRACTIC, DRUGLESS THERAPIST, PRACTITIONER OF NEUROPATHY . The Sun-Ray Office lon the Ievell Cor. Light at 395 Dundas St, TEL. l707 WOODSTOCK, ONT. WOO DSTOCK MEAT MARKET Dealers ln FRESH AND CURED MEATS OF QUALITY FROZEN FOOD 379 Dundas St, Phone 204 St. Michael's College The Catholic College of the University of Toronto Founded l852 All courses in Arts and Sciences leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor ot Commerce and preparatory to admission to the Schools of Graduate Studies, Education, Law and Social Work. Residence facilities for men and women students. For full information write to: THE REGISTRAR, St. Michael's College, Toronto 5, Ontario , Y One Hundred and Eight THE ORACLE