Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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NASH'S LUNCH + 208 Huron Street I ' c E NETTLETQN Telephone 2224 711 Dundas St. GAR WOOD AUTOMATIC HEATING GOOD CHEER FURNACES AND EQUIPMENT - OIL BURNER SALES AND SERVICE SAUNDER'S MUSIC STORE MASON AND RISCH AND SHERLOCK MANNING PIANOS SHEET MUSIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND ALL ACCESSORIES M. E. Irwin, Prop. 525 Dundas SI. FASHION SHOPPE Lodies' Weor CHARACTER Crowes Fon women 442 Dundas Street Phone 684 One Hundred and Six THE ORACLE

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Victoria College in the UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Founded by Royal Charter in l836 for the general education of youth in the various branches of Literature and Science on Christian Principles. As one ofthe Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto, Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to admission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, law and Social Work. ln the Annesley Hall Women's Residences accommodation is available for women students of Victoria College. In the Victoria College Residences accommodation is available for men students ofthe College. For full information, including calendars and bulletins, apply to the Registrar, Victoria College, Toronto. TO STRETCH YOUR DOLLARS DAY BY DAY 5 sr-lop AND SAVE THE MILL END WAY. Compliments of Woodstock Kiwanis Club Pa Amore! + Community Service, Festival of Music, l n End Vocational Guidance, Underprivileged l I Child, Public Affairs 5th ANNUAL OXFORD COUNTY Located at FESTIVAL OF MUSIC COMMENCING WOODSTOCK - sTRATFoRD - LONDON APM 28' W53 1 - ,V Y, f - . , THE ORACLE One Hundred and Five

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Audrey Kennedy-to be sales agent in Brant- ford. Jean Lapworth-to live nearer Innerkip. Edith LeGrice-to have her name pronounced correctly. Donna Readhead-to teach school in Niagara Falls. .lean Ross-to discover one pleasing thing about taking algebra and geometry. Yvonne Shipp-to obtain a free pass to Nor- wich arena. Don Cole-to be M.P. for Oxford County. David Chalmers-to retire in Bermuda. Charles Flood--to gather Heather. Emrys Jenkins-to invent an atomic can opener. Robert Lancaster-to be a second Louis Pasteur. Doug Lavin-to be a foreign diplomat. Don Leonard-to keep a Harem. Lloyd McDonald-to remain a bachelor. Lloyd Robertson-learning to samba to the tune of 6 foot 2. Roger Rogers-to be at school for I week steady. Eric Russel-to help Flo with her ambition. Tom Watson-to start a pool room in Innerkip. Bill White-to be a gentleman and prefer blondes. O U U FORM 'IIB Acres but no field. Balls but no bats. Bell but no wedding. Crewe but no boat. Douglas but no plaid. Fallowtield but no waste land. Fourquin but five can't. Marshall but no iail. Matthews but no Bible. McMullen but no McMelon. Otto but no gas. Peter but no pumpkin. Rogers but no Roy. Schroeder but no shredder. Shantz but no trumpet. Sinclair but no sink plugged. Slade but no maid. Towle but no bridge. Whaley but no ocean. Wilker but no will. Wilsdon but Dolores isn't. Bragg but no boast. Birtch but no bark. Carson but no Kit. Downing but no uping. Hibner but no Iion's den. Johnson but no band aids. Kirk but no kick. Parsons but no Church. Peirce but no stab. Phelps but no yelps. Robertson but no daughter. Row but no oars. Sanders but no beach. Schell but no egg. Watt but no light bulb. Zylstra but no orchestra. K K C Jane: Mary swears she's never been kissed. Marlene: lsn't that enough to make any girl swear? K i C Daffynition: Hospital-where people who are run down, wind up. 0 O U TIME TO PLAY SOLITAIRE When your mind is overactive, And a cutie makes you wink, When a shapely, curvy maiden Makes you sigh, and dream, and think And then your ideas begin to wander- Man! lt's later than you think! iil McClary Appliances EIECTRIC AND GAS RANGES, WASHERS, REFRIGERATORS, AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC CLOTHES DRYERS, OIL SPACE HEATERS WHITEHEAD FURNITURE l Finkle St. Woodstock THE ORACLE One Hundred and Seven