Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Compliments of ROLLINS GEARS LIMITED I I I O I Miss Cameron: Does anyone know what makes the Tower of Pisa lean. Olga: No I don't. If I did l'd take some myself. is il 18 Snatch: Dad, can you write your name with your eyes shut? Dad: I think so, son. Snatch: All right then dad, let's see you sign this report card. ir it if Bill White was telling about a trick he'd learned in studying iiu-iitsu. So I grabbed his wrist like this-then I twisted like this-and before he knew what hit him-I was flat on my back. is lk IK Three polar bears were sitting on an ice berg, when father bear said- Listen l've got a tale to tell. Then mother bear said, But wait l've got a tale to tell. Baby bear just said, My taiI's t'old. Jimmy How are you getting along with your stepfather now? Bimmy: Oh! iust fine. He wasn't very nice at first, but now he takes me swimming every Sunday. He takes me two miles out in the lake and lets me swim back. Jimmy: Two miles! lsn't that rather hard on you? Bimmy: Oh, it's not so bad when I get the bag off. is 18 X They were single and went walking And her heart did skip a beat As she stumbled on the sidewalk And he murmured, Careful, sweet. Now the wedding bells have rung As they walk the very same street, She stumbles on the sidewalk, And he yells, Pick up your feet! ii 1 li Mary had a little lamb, A very small thin slice. That was all she could afford At the prevailing price. if 4 8 Women must be braver than men be- cause they show us so much backbone. T I I THE TEXAN I lunder new managementl I Opposite Royal Theatre WOODSTOCICS MOST COURTEOUS RESTAURANT Prop. Leo A. Schnurr One Hundred THE ORACLE