Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Tramp: That's sure a swell shirt you're . wearing, Shorty. How many yards of goods does it take to make a shirt like that? Shorty: Well, I got three shirts like this ' one out of one yard last night. 1 X if Lynn H: Hey, Charlie, do you know what happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder? 6 charlie G: www f Lynn H: He got a little behind in his My f orders. If :r 4 nf Ign- sf Dave Stevenson: Hey Tubby, do you e know why the words 'In God we trust', were put on the American pennies? Bob Berlette: No, Why? Dave Stevenson: lt's for those who use them in fuse boxes. 'Y uk wr x N Winston P: Why do little ducks walk SOftly. Wayne M: I don't know, why? Winston P: Because they can't walk hardly. Jim Willis: I love you Anna . . .. Marion Ackman: My name is Marion not Anna. Jim Willis: I know, I love you anna .. COCA-cout LTD wanna marry you. , Hicks LUMBER AND suPPuEs LUMBER and BUILDERS' SUPPLIES ASPHALT Sl-IINGLES + IOO BUTLER ST. TELEPHONE 2875 Sixty-Six THE ORACLE