Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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I I I 'I I I WHERE ARE YOU GOING? THE FOUNDATION FOR A HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL FUTURE IS BEING LAID BY YOU I WHILE YOU ATTEND SCHOOL THE WOODSTOCK BOARD or EDUCATION I provides several courses which make il possible for you Io secure I the following certificcifesz I I I. INTERMEDIATE CERTIFICATE AT THE END OF GRADE IO 2. SECONDARY SCHOOL GRADUATION DIPLOMA AT THE END OF GRADE I2 I IN EITHER ACADEMIC OR COMMERCIAL I 3. SECONDARY SCHOOL HONOUR GRADUATION DIPLOMA AT THE END OF I GRADE I3 Make sure you get o High School Education ALL OUR FACILITIES ARE PROVIDED TO HELP YOU + I I THE WOODSTOCK BOARD OF EDUCATION I D. M. BISHOP, JAS. A. BAIN, Chairman Secretary-Treasurer ix THE ORACLE

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RICKMAN'S RESTAURANT Corner of Simcoe and Finkle PHONE 2220 I BIGHAM THE MOVER LTD. ESTABLISHED 32 YEARS Agents for Allied Van Lines Ltd. NATION WIDE MOVING I Move With Ease Store With Safety Office and Warehouse 202 Wellington St. N. PHONE 828 Definition of a drizzle-2 drips going steady. 1 K 4 English teacher: Now there are two words you should avoid using. One is lousy and the other is terrific. Student: Very well. What are the words? 8 K 1 Little grains of powder, Little drops of paint, Make a girI's complexion Look iust what it ain't. Ill K 18 Math. teacher labout to explain an ex- amplel: Now watch the board while I go through it. 8 li 8 Ist moron lwith the head of nail against the wall and hammering on the pointl: This nail is made the wrong way. 2nd moron: The nail's all right but it belongs on the opposite waIl. K 1 8 Mr. Mackenzie ltesting the first aid classl: What would you do if you had to transport a I6O-pound patient, and you can only lift 80 pounds? Jim Town: I'd make two trips. THE ORACLE Mr. Berry: You say you've checked the addition four times? Bob: O, yes sir, and here are the four answers. i' 'k Mr. Blair: Stand man. at attention, young Murray S: I am sir. It's my uniform that's at ease. X' 1' me Teacher: We should try to make at least one person happy during the week. Have you succeeded, Fred? Fred: Yes, I went to visit my aunt and she was happy when I went home. W i' 1' Darlene: Where's your chair, Kay? Kay: What chair? Darlene: The chair you stand on to sharp- en your pencil. 'k D U Customer: This plate is wet. Waiter: That's your soup, sir. 'k 1' R Anderson: I have Madam, and l've come Lady: That's fine, can catch mice? One just run over your cat, to replace it. but do you think you Hundred and Thirteen

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lt's ' + FIRST WITH THE LATEST QI' 5 T ENTERPRISE l 6 Dining Lounge WOODSTOCK, ONT. LINGERIE Half-Mile East of Woodstock HOSIERY SPORTSWEAR OPEN 'TILL 2 A.M. 399 Dundas St. Woodstock T See a pin-pick it up And luck is sure to find you Unless of course a ten-ton truck ls coming close behind you. X 1 li An Irishman, not used to some of our Canadian foods, was served some corn-on-the- cob and celery. Wishing a second helping of each but not knowing iust what to say, he finally said 'please pass the bouquet and the beans on a stick'. Wayne Bingham: Did you hear about Joe? He went blind from drinking coffee. Don Leonard: Really'? How did it hap- pen? Wayne: He left the spoon in the cup. Two W.C.I. students were out on a date when they were caught in a thunderstorm and ran into the doorway ofa night club for cover. She: Let's go inside. If we stay here we'll get wet. He: And if we go in there we'll get soaked. SA Wffll BRDTH R5 l Phone 48 527 Dundas Street One Hundred and Fourteen THE ORACLE