Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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OXFORD DAIRY lWoodstockl LIMITED The Home of that delicious Golder1ized Milk PHONE 170 586 DUNDAS STREET YOU'LL DO BETTER AT SUTHERLAND'S + J. and J. Sutherland, Limited THE JOHN WHITE CO., LIMITED Headquarters for smart apparel for men, women and children Also furnishings for The home PHONE AND MAIL ORDERS ATTENDED TO PROMPTLY Phone 600 COMPLIMENTS OF BOYS MOTORS LTD. Your MERCURY -- LINCOLN - METEOR DEALER Peel Sl. lopp. Marketl Phone 284 O H ndrecl and Twelve THE ORACLE

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KODAK CAMERAS and PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES Films, Flashguns, Flash Bulbs, Exposure l Meters, Tripods, Carrying Cases and Albums. I I Fast Service DEVELOPING AND PRINTING 4 FOOD-RITE RESTAURANT + 407 Dundas Street , I + I D I I l 1 .. Q Ice Cream Lunches pn-ue 'stone . ,-,', ...., L fit!!! 1? .. I i Dinners I 397 Dundas St. l .,e.,- .. . Y.: lee. A 4 me f fe. ,E I I , Telephone iazaw weedsfeek, R.R. 1 I I l Westmount Motel I lil mile west of Woodstock l l Modern Heating I + N Highway No. 2 I l I THE ORACLE Even a loose wedding ring will stop your circulation. i i 8 Bill Johnson: I don't know how she man- ages to look so young. She must be at least 5O. Melvin Rundlez She has her make-up put on by a used-car dealer. X X 1 A student signing a pledge under the honour system: I didn't receive no help on this here grammar exam, and goodness knows I didn't give nobody none. 8 i X A captain, after picking up two survivors of a plane crash, yelled down to the men below 'ahoy there-is there a mackintosh down there big enough to keep two young ladies warm ? A voice replied 'no sir, but there is a MacPherson who's willing to try'. 1 U i A dumb, but quite comely young plumber Fell for a cutie one summer. He got quite ci wrench When he found that his wench Was doing the ioints with a drummer. One Hundred and Eleven

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RICKMAN'S RESTAURANT Corner of Simcoe and Finkle PHONE 2220 I BIGHAM THE MOVER LTD. ESTABLISHED 32 YEARS Agents for Allied Van Lines Ltd. NATION WIDE MOVING I Move With Ease Store With Safety Office and Warehouse 202 Wellington St. N. PHONE 828 Definition of a drizzle-2 drips going steady. 1 K 4 English teacher: Now there are two words you should avoid using. One is lousy and the other is terrific. Student: Very well. What are the words? 8 K 1 Little grains of powder, Little drops of paint, Make a girI's complexion Look iust what it ain't. Ill K 18 Math. teacher labout to explain an ex- amplel: Now watch the board while I go through it. 8 li 8 Ist moron lwith the head of nail against the wall and hammering on the pointl: This nail is made the wrong way. 2nd moron: The nail's all right but it belongs on the opposite waIl. K 1 8 Mr. Mackenzie ltesting the first aid classl: What would you do if you had to transport a I6O-pound patient, and you can only lift 80 pounds? Jim Town: I'd make two trips. THE ORACLE Mr. Berry: You say you've checked the addition four times? Bob: O, yes sir, and here are the four answers. i' 'k Mr. Blair: Stand man. at attention, young Murray S: I am sir. It's my uniform that's at ease. X' 1' me Teacher: We should try to make at least one person happy during the week. Have you succeeded, Fred? Fred: Yes, I went to visit my aunt and she was happy when I went home. W i' 1' Darlene: Where's your chair, Kay? Kay: What chair? Darlene: The chair you stand on to sharp- en your pencil. 'k D U Customer: This plate is wet. Waiter: That's your soup, sir. 'k 1' R Anderson: I have Madam, and l've come Lady: That's fine, can catch mice? One just run over your cat, to replace it. but do you think you Hundred and Thirteen