Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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I KENDALI. CAB + 1770 'l77'l I Q , W 7,,,,7, 71,277 ,,,,,, Y W Hardware and Appliances K A R N H A R D W A R E MCCLARY STOVES AND REFRIGERATORS, GLIDDEN PAINTS AND VARNISHES, COLEMAN OIL HEATERS AND FURNACES 415 Dundas Sf. Phone 72 CHESNEY C1 CHESNEY GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS FRESH FRUITS IN SEASON Service With A Smile I FREE DELIVERY I 666 Henry St. Phone I I4 - 2988 ROCKETT FLOWER SERVICE Fresh Flowers At All Times - Reasonably Priced - Smarfly Arranged Promptly Delivered Phone Store 394 Res. 2346 A COMPLETE FLORAL SERVICE THE ORACLE One Hundred and One

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Compliments of ROLLINS GEARS LIMITED I I I O I Miss Cameron: Does anyone know what makes the Tower of Pisa lean. Olga: No I don't. If I did l'd take some myself. is il 18 Snatch: Dad, can you write your name with your eyes shut? Dad: I think so, son. Snatch: All right then dad, let's see you sign this report card. ir it if Bill White was telling about a trick he'd learned in studying iiu-iitsu. So I grabbed his wrist like this-then I twisted like this-and before he knew what hit him-I was flat on my back. is lk IK Three polar bears were sitting on an ice berg, when father bear said- Listen l've got a tale to tell. Then mother bear said, But wait l've got a tale to tell. Baby bear just said, My taiI's t'old. Jimmy How are you getting along with your stepfather now? Bimmy: Oh! iust fine. He wasn't very nice at first, but now he takes me swimming every Sunday. He takes me two miles out in the lake and lets me swim back. Jimmy: Two miles! lsn't that rather hard on you? Bimmy: Oh, it's not so bad when I get the bag off. is 18 X They were single and went walking And her heart did skip a beat As she stumbled on the sidewalk And he murmured, Careful, sweet. Now the wedding bells have rung As they walk the very same street, She stumbles on the sidewalk, And he yells, Pick up your feet! ii 1 li Mary had a little lamb, A very small thin slice. That was all she could afford At the prevailing price. if 4 8 Women must be braver than men be- cause they show us so much backbone. T I I THE TEXAN I lunder new managementl I Opposite Royal Theatre WOODSTOCICS MOST COURTEOUS RESTAURANT Prop. Leo A. Schnurr One Hundred THE ORACLE

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Pi-iuNe4so , Limrren V P 5 HUDlllfSTUll. fw!BHHllE'l 6 . .12 if cnanvlve llyPFun'rEFx5 4 LUDDDSTDCK 41-43 FINKLE STREET C Special Consists Of Tlte Following People A Bawker but no coffee A Lynch but no noose A Ropp but no rope get the connection? A Tennant but no boarders A Free A Tune but no melody A Yeo but no ram A Phillips but no milk of magnesia A Retz but no rice A Turner but no Bar-B-Q A Cole but no Nat-King A La Marche but no La Swamp A Sutherland but no China A Sandham but no Gravelbeef A Chambers but no maids A Chattington but no Laughington Any names not mentioned above impossible. are purely i 3 Y Our l2A Class of '53 ls quite as good as good can be. They work so hard to copy o'er What other kids have done before, You'd really think an arm they'd sprain: But which can stand it, arm or brain? Most people think they are quite dumb. Gadzooks! They're nearly right, by gum! They study Latin while they are lunching And on forbidden candies munching. When teachers, all, do leave the room The quietness with noise does boom. Then Mr. Runnals, sage, doth say Come Exam-time you'll rue this day! They all do vow, with firm resolve This reputation must dissolve. But by end of period next but one These resolutions are all gone Perhaps one day angels they'll be But this l've really got to see! O K One Hundred and Two Xa What Would Happen lf Darlene Allin ever quit seeking for a familiar face in CSp. Wanda Bass ever got in wrong with any of the teachers. Lois Bell ever spoke out. Jane Burnett ever stopped reading Westerns. Joyce Carnegie ever cracked a joke. Freda Hilderly ever didn't do her homework. Lorraine lngold ever failed Algebra. Libby Innes ever quit fooling her time away. Marg. Monro ever quit doing her faggoting. Alice Pullin ever was deprived of the car. Helen Sage ever got French. Grace Salmon ever made a hit with the boys. Virginnia Shearer ever stood lower than second in her class. Phylis Shipp ever stopped receiving letters from Stratford Normal School. Kay Swance ever stopped asking Miss Dunlop about llB. Jean Vance ever quit making eyes at the boys. Keith Barber ever brightened up. Gordon Batsford ever got to be an engineer. Ken Gregory ever stopped talking in English. Gordon Latford ever stopped being stupid. Ron Ludington's car broke down. Kenneth MacArther ever stopped chewing gum. Lloyd McDonald Toni Ogden ever stopped being funny. Jim Riesbury every quit being corny. Lloyd Robertson couldn't play Rugby. Jerry Robinson stopped laughing at Jim Riesbury. Edwin Schell was at school for a whole week in a row. Clayton Stere couldn't answer History questions. 101 i Ill Bill: I want to tell you, sir, that l am en- gaged to your daughter. Father: Don't tell me your troubles. What else did you expect after hanging around the house every night for months? THE ORACLE