Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Give your lips the I me I I. X. ff ,Wm I YoUNc3ER SET I I . . . opprecicute REED'S smort stylings, ond down-to-eorth B U prices! We corry o large se- IE I lecfion of young furs . ffiid - Jack FowIer's Drug Store I wooosToc:K b I PI-IONE II44 WE DELIVER You'LL DO BETTER AT SUTHERLAND'S Q I ir J. and J. Sutherland, Limited Compliments of the ROYAL THEATRE Show Ploce of Woodstock-Air Conditioned CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCES DAILY Under the Direction of Fomous Ployers Conodion Corporotion E SCANDRETT, Monoger Phone 429 Where Quality Reigns Supreme One Hundred THZE ORACLE

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DAFFYNITIONS I Christmas: The season when the child- i ren qet something for father to play with. I Hospitals: Places where people who are run down wind up. Coach: An athlete who will qladly lay down your life for the school. I Lougheed Jewellers Swelled head: Nature's frantic effort to I fill a vacuum. Candidate: A politician who stands for YOU' Shopping Centre what he thinks people will fall for. Bore: A auy here to-day and here to- DIAMONDS ' WATCHES ' SILVER morrow. . t 1 ? CHINA I Shirley S: Will you join me in a bowl of soup. r t Barb S: Do you think there's room for both of us? I Teacher tanswerinq phonel: You say I The Store of fVlClt'ly GITTS Bob Berlette has a bad cold and can't come i I to school? Who is this speaking? + Mysterious Voice: This is rny father. I Hardware and Appliances MCCLARY STOVES AND REFRIGERATORS, GLIDDEN PAINTS AND VARNISHES, COLEMAN OIL HEATERS AND FURNACES 415 Dundas St. PIWOVIQ 72 Phone 587 689 Dundas St. I QUALITY AND GOOD SERVICE OUR MOTTO I I MUNDY a TABOR I Choice Groceries and Provisions THE ORACLE Ni11etY-Nine

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I COLES BROS. Insurance Investments Real Estate ' Specialized Insurance Service All Securities and Bonds Bought and Sold I 'A' I 390 DUNDAS ST. PHONES 2700- I -2 I I R. Leslie: What are Sq plus Sq? N. Kelly: l0q. R. Leslie: Youre welcome. 1 ar 1 A patron in the movie was annoyed by a man crawling around his shoes. Whats the matter with you?' 'he inquired. ln the semi-darkness the other looked up. l'm searching for a caramel. A caramel? Why all this fuss tor one piece oi candy? My teeth are in it , mumbled the man on his knees. f Q 1- Glass is sometimes used ior finding little boys' baseballs on the broken other side oi. lst boy: This jalopy is like nine into thirty. 2nd boy: How come? lst boy: lt won't go. Mr. Kitching: What seems to be the trouble young man? Doug. Foster: l just swallowed a roll oi film. Mr. Kitching: Why worry about it? l'm sure nothing will develop. THE JOHN WHITE CO., LIMITED I Headquarters tor smart apparel for men, women and children Also furnishings tor the home PHONE AND MAIL ORDERS ATTENDED TO PROMPTLY Phone 600 THE ORACLE One Hundred and One