Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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DAFFYNITIONS I Christmas: The season when the child- i ren qet something for father to play with. I Hospitals: Places where people who are run down wind up. Coach: An athlete who will qladly lay down your life for the school. I Lougheed Jewellers Swelled head: Nature's frantic effort to I fill a vacuum. Candidate: A politician who stands for YOU' Shopping Centre what he thinks people will fall for. Bore: A auy here to-day and here to- DIAMONDS ' WATCHES ' SILVER morrow. . t 1 ? CHINA I Shirley S: Will you join me in a bowl of soup. r t Barb S: Do you think there's room for both of us? I Teacher tanswerinq phonel: You say I The Store of fVlClt'ly GITTS Bob Berlette has a bad cold and can't come i I to school? Who is this speaking? + Mysterious Voice: This is rny father. I Hardware and Appliances MCCLARY STOVES AND REFRIGERATORS, GLIDDEN PAINTS AND VARNISHES, COLEMAN OIL HEATERS AND FURNACES 415 Dundas St. PIWOVIQ 72 Phone 587 689 Dundas St. I QUALITY AND GOOD SERVICE OUR MOTTO I I MUNDY a TABOR I Choice Groceries and Provisions THE ORACLE Ni11etY-Nine

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COMPLIMENTS Ralston Purina Co., Ltd Pete P: l'Are you tryinq to make a mon- Lloyd T: What would you do if you Hey cut of nie? were in my shoes? Dot H: Wlry should I take all the Al- LGSMGZ HPOliSl1 019111- fYEdlT?ll is n Q ' ' ' Mr. Carter: lack why don't you wash y U your face? I can see what you had for Rosie W: Do you know that there are breakfast this morning. :. awful lot ot boys that don't want to qo lack: fiwhgt WGS mf' f'i'?3dl1'? Mr. C: Eqqs. Gayle P: How do you know? lack: Wrong pop! That was yester- hosiez l've asl-:ed them. dGY. l HERSEE AND BRADY l GENERAL INSURANCE l Fire - Automobile - Liability 9 LIGHT STQ PHONE 67 We F, Hersee - R. F. Brody Ninegyi-:ight THE ORACLE

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Give your lips the I me I I. X. ff ,Wm I YoUNc3ER SET I I . . . opprecicute REED'S smort stylings, ond down-to-eorth B U prices! We corry o large se- IE I lecfion of young furs . ffiid - Jack FowIer's Drug Store I wooosToc:K b I PI-IONE II44 WE DELIVER You'LL DO BETTER AT SUTHERLAND'S Q I ir J. and J. Sutherland, Limited Compliments of the ROYAL THEATRE Show Ploce of Woodstock-Air Conditioned CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCES DAILY Under the Direction of Fomous Ployers Conodion Corporotion E SCANDRETT, Monoger Phone 429 Where Quality Reigns Supreme One Hundred THZE ORACLE