Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Woodst OC DICKSON'S FLORISTS Flowers For All Occosions PHONE 806 ir Compliments of LA FRANCE TEXTILES LIMITED Weovers of FINE UPI-IOLSTERY FABRICS ir THE ORACLE One Hund d d F k Ot

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NEAL'S MEATS and GROCERIES To enjoy your meals BUY FOOD AT NEAi.'s Phone 3 Delivery I Compliments of CURRAH FEED CO. ir Innerkip, Ontario I ig, ,,,v,,,,,, , ,W W ,A , ,, ,, W, Dollene P: I don't like Iohnny. Last night I wanted to show him how well I could whistle, and after I had my lips all puckered up-- Dot. H: Yes, yes, what did he do? Dollene P: He let me whistle. Q 1 1 Stout Customer: I don't like soft shoes. They seem to get wider as they get older. I-Ielen lv1cGachie: Yes, alllt' M'am, don't we 1 n o Little Willie stole a penny, Arid to jail was sent, The jury said, not guilty , So he was in-a-cent. Mr, Fraud: Fermez-vous la porte, Mon- sieur Pearson. Don rises slowly ,ind sadly puts his gum in the basket. ' My dancing is awkward, And Clearly I show ity I've got rhythms - But my feet don't know it. One Hundred cmd Your MITTENS I wanted a rifle for Christmas, I wanted a bat and ball, I wanted some skates, and a bicycle, But I didn't want mittens at all. I wanted a whistle, I wanted a kite, I wanted a pen-knife that shut up tight, I wanted some books and I wanted cr kit But I didn't Want mittens one little bit. I told them I didn't want mittens, I told them as plain as plain. They knew I didn't want mittens, But they gave me mittens again! The moon was yellow The lane was bright I held her hand In the autumn light. She gave a hint With every glance That what she craved Was real romance. I stuttered, stammered- Time went by, The moon was yellow And so was I. 1 THIE ORACLE

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I The Kennedy Car Liner Cr Bag Co., Ltd. I MANUFACTURERS or BAGS and COVERS T NNOODSTOCK, ONTARIO I Y' JUSTICE The boy stood on the cold, Cold floor, I Pacing in front of the principals door. Forcing himself he walked inside I l didn't mean it! he hopefully Cried! l was just playing and having some fun I- For the past two years he's had me on the I run! AT Now the tables have turned around And at your door l'm often found. I Now don't you worry, my fine young lad! Maher Shoe Stores I l'll make a call and tell your dad That all is well and you're doing fine, But first l'll use this strap of mine! I IYeow!7 I T Andrew M. MacKenzie, ll ir 0 Q Pete Tillick: l tried to impress my girl Cor' Riddell cmd DU,-,dos phone 736 last night and when the menu was given to I me l ordered the entire meal in French. I Steve: Did you succeed? Pete: I sure did. Even the waiter was I impressed. lt was a Chinese Restaurant. Q W R THE WOODSTOCK LAMP COMPANY Wholesale Distributors ELECTRICAL LAMPS, APPLIANCES AND SUPPLIES, RANGE AND APPLIANCE ELEMENTS, ELECTRICAL SPECIALTIES 44 Fmkle St. Woodstock One Hundred and Six THE ORACLE