Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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L. 1 ALWAYS SMART SHOES AT Maher Shoe Stores 0 Cor. Riddell and onndes Phone 736 COMPLIMENTS OF Wood Mosaic Ltd. o One Hundred and Eighteen Bob Lefler taddressing village residentl: What's your speed limit through here? Ron Totten: We don't have any. You guys ca'n't go through here fast enough to suit us. Ten Little Students Ten little students feeling fit and iine One played hockey And then there were nine. Nine little students waiting for their fate One tailed to do his French And then there were eight. Eight little students waiting to go to heaven One tried a new experiment and then there were seven. Seven little students plays lots of tricks One got a detension And then there were six. Six little students studying a Langstroth hive One got stung by a bee And then there were five. Five little students tracking up the floor Mr. Hodgins caught one And then there were four. Four little students bright as they can be One forgot to corne to school And then there were three. Three little students don't know what to do One broke a window And then there were two. Two little students loving life and fun One forgot his Latin detensions And then there was one. One little student basking in the sun He drank some Kerosene And then there were none. Evelyn Lawler, IOB Q Q Q What are you studying in college now? asked the fond mother of her son, who was a freshman. We have just taken up molecules. That's fine. l hope you will like them. l always tried to get your father to wear one, but he couldn't keep it in his eye. is an Q Mr. Young: Unselfishness means go- ing without something you need, voluntarily. Can you give me an example of that? lint Mundy: Yes, sometimes I go with- out a bath when l need one. THE ORACLE

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'li' 'N --r A e-f The difference between a cutie and an l old maid is that the cutie steps out with the lohnnies and the old maid stays home with the willies. l S Donnie Taylor: Why is a girl like a bungalow? .l. . Eddie Wladylca: Because she is paint- Sqles and service ed in front, shingled behind, and has nothing 'iil in her attic. X l Q U 1 Proud Mother: Yes, he is a year old RADIUS RECORDS now, and he has been walking since he was t REFRIGERAT eight months old. ORS Bored Visitor: Re-ally? He must be WASH ERS awfully tired. Sunday school teacher: All who want Visit to go to Heaven, put up your hands. our Record Bar Albert Smith was the only one who didn't put up his hand. i Sunday school teacher: Why don't 563 Dundas St. Phone 963 you want to go? Albert: My mother told me to go straight home after Sunday School. Compliments J O H S T 0 ' Credit Jewellers DIAMONDS AND WATCHES THE ORACLE One Hundred and Seventeen

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COMPLIMENTS OF FIRESTONE TEXTILES UD. ir l Compliments of i FOR THE STUDENT 1 Collegiate Pins and Rings F. T Waterman's Pens and Pencils i PLUMBER Lorie, Elgin and Hamilton Watches C I g Wilson G' Markle Phone 372'W l JEWEU-ERS T 584 DUNDAS WOODSTOCK L T ada do aa , T as - ,W as , THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Ninet