Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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1 L Compliments of 3 COMPLIMENTS A JACK FOWLER'S i OF DRUG STORE I JACK LAWSON ff 533 Dundas sneer Phone 1144 l 506 Dundas Street f LLL s BUY - HARVEY8. DOUGLAS - BLUE COAL W Not .lust Ordinary Anfllracite THE COLOR GUARANTEES THE QUALITY if Harvey and Douglas Fuel and Supply Limited A 570 Ingersoll Avenue Phone 5 i i One Hundred cmd Sixieen THE ORACLE

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COLES E l Bkos. F Insurance --- Investments --- Real Estate V 1 Specialized Insurance Service r i l ALL SECURITIES AND BONDS BOUGHT AND SOLD l l 390 Dundas St. l Phones 906 - 907 The newly married couple stopped in a local restaurant and after their meal a waiter asked: ls there anything else? Yes, replied the bridegroom, bring us a honeymoon salad. Beg your pardon sir, said the waiter, But what is a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone. i i 1' Gord S: Once l loved a girl and she made a fool of me. Bob Carter: My what a lasting impres- sion some girls make. Q t A- The sausages you sent me were meat at one end and Bread crumbs at the other , complained Irene S. l know replied the butcher, But in these hard times it's im- possible to make both ends meat. THE ORACLE Little Peter lulian had come home from his first day at school when his anxious mother met him at the door: Well, well, dear, and how do you like school? Closed Was the infant's only reply. Q 1- it Barb B: That is a pretty dress you have on. Bunt K: Yes, l wear it only to teas. Barb B: Whom? uf u- 1- Why haven't you mended the holes in these socks? he demanded. You didn't buy that fur coat l wanted, replied his wife. So l figured if you didn't give a wrap, l didn't give a darn. Y W 1' loyce M: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Irene S: Hailing streets cars and buses. One Hundred and Fifteen

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'li' 'N --r A e-f The difference between a cutie and an l old maid is that the cutie steps out with the lohnnies and the old maid stays home with the willies. l S Donnie Taylor: Why is a girl like a bungalow? .l. . Eddie Wladylca: Because she is paint- Sqles and service ed in front, shingled behind, and has nothing 'iil in her attic. X l Q U 1 Proud Mother: Yes, he is a year old RADIUS RECORDS now, and he has been walking since he was t REFRIGERAT eight months old. ORS Bored Visitor: Re-ally? He must be WASH ERS awfully tired. Sunday school teacher: All who want Visit to go to Heaven, put up your hands. our Record Bar Albert Smith was the only one who didn't put up his hand. i Sunday school teacher: Why don't 563 Dundas St. Phone 963 you want to go? Albert: My mother told me to go straight home after Sunday School. Compliments J O H S T 0 ' Credit Jewellers DIAMONDS AND WATCHES THE ORACLE One Hundred and Seventeen