Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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E. E. Paquette C1 i I sons Ltd' I Is'A sPEc:IA Y HOSIERY MANUFACTURERS WITH BIRKS I 5 S L S Mokers Of , I 5' - mIf'lI,' 4 LADIES, CHILDREN, INEANTS I I S I ond BOYS ANKLETS A- IE R KEEE I t -9,1-A I ' I ORIGINAL DESIGNS GLADLY HH HIS Ankms - ,fs poquefteff SUBMITTED WITHOUT OBLIGATION YONGE AT TEMPERANCE-TORONTO THE MODERN WAY I ELECTRIC APPLIANCES Throughout the Home PUBLIC UTILITIES QI: COMMISSION WOODSTOCK ONTARIO One Hundred and Twelve THE ORACLE

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I have often wondered what became of t my predecessor, said the newly arrived t missionary to the cannibal. , Oh, replied the cannibal, he has gone into the interior! I I ' Compliments of I t I Calder Motor Sales I Mr. Runnalls tqivinq a lecture on qra- I vityl: Now, students, it is the law of qravi- . . ,, HUDSON and PACKARD CARS tation that keeps us on this earth. Little Bobby Moore: Please, sir, how INTERNATIONAL TRUCKS did we stick before the law was passed? i Y W k N Father: And there, son, you have the story of the Great War. Woodstock Phone 199 i Son: Yes, Dad, but why did they need all the other soldiers? I is Q I I ir , Compliments of Uflfl CZ, FOUNDRY AND MANUFACTURING Co. LTD. I WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO I I I ir I THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Eleven

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Axelrod's Supplies and Equipment Co. l I soo Dundas sr. DISTRIBUTORS OF AUTOMOBILE TOOLS, PARTS AND EQUIPMENT Phone 255 McKinney Lumber Company Limited Corner ot Ingersoll Ave. ond Riddell St. PHONE 468 If You Want Oak, We're the Blokes There's Something New Every Day at I FAYE'S Complete Lines of ISPORTSWEAR - LINGERIE Hosiery Budget Accounts Invited I ' W 9 I I I Specialty Shopl Opposite Royal Theatre THE ORACLE Teacher: What is the most outstanding product that chemistry has given to the world? Grace T: Blondesl Q 1 1 loAnne: Mummy, is it true that be- fore people are born they're dust? Mother: Yes, dear. loAnne: And when they die they go back to dust? Mother: Yes, dear. loAnne: Well, l looked under rny bed just now, and theres somebody either com- ing or going. f 1 r Three old men were discussing the ideal way of dying. The first, aged 75 said he'd lil-:e to crash in a car going 80 rniles an hour. The second, 35 said he'd take his finish in a 400 ni.p.rn. plane. l've got a better idea. said the third, aged 95, l'd like to be shot by a jealous husband. One Hundred cmd Thirteen