Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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I have often wondered what became of t my predecessor, said the newly arrived t missionary to the cannibal. , Oh, replied the cannibal, he has gone into the interior! I I ' Compliments of I t I Calder Motor Sales I Mr. Runnalls tqivinq a lecture on qra- I vityl: Now, students, it is the law of qravi- . . ,, HUDSON and PACKARD CARS tation that keeps us on this earth. Little Bobby Moore: Please, sir, how INTERNATIONAL TRUCKS did we stick before the law was passed? i Y W k N Father: And there, son, you have the story of the Great War. Woodstock Phone 199 i Son: Yes, Dad, but why did they need all the other soldiers? I is Q I I ir , Compliments of Uflfl CZ, FOUNDRY AND MANUFACTURING Co. LTD. I WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO I I I ir I THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Eleven

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Z- F2 TRADEMARK L E 1 ,QQ ' Assures the SQJJ Nl--4'-fflgll Purchaser the Most Dependable in F L O W E R S Heating Equipment. Quin turing v 3 th th-sign xml ful-l FOR ALL OCCASIONS I We Grow Our Own I Thr-rv is ai spu- vial unit that has many :Fd- vxmhg-g or k I C ,-Uri, Woodstoc ora o. joy I AIR- CONDI- I'lON1NG.Thu most modurn ' im-cognizul nu-ans of htuat- I Y.-ur propt-rly is mm l hl tht- cost of hval- inu 1'--drum-tl. ldi-al l'-rr all St-asolis. Humidifying lu any il-'gruv possilxli-, , The Jas Stewart Mfg Co PHONE 46 HEAD OF LIGHT ST I O I Limited WOODSTOCK, ONT. 1 li All 'N uf Stow-S .Q l-'iii'nau-S For Uvvr lull Yt-airs fan 'a M' T7 Chinese Talk fa L '7, , , Nice night in lune 0 0 I r' IVV . . - Stars shine, big rnoon. Furnaces and Air Conditioning Equipment Sold in Woodstock ond Oxford County by Davison fr Mclnnis HARDWARE Sheet Metal - Tinsmithing OXFORD COUNTY DISTRIBUTORS FOR AERO SILVER FLAME AND COLEMAN OIL BURNERS 579-8l Dundas St. Phone 454-3 One Hundred cmd Ten In park, on bench With girl in clench Me say, me love She coo, like dove. Wedding bells, ring, ring. Honeymoon, everything. Settled down, married lite. Happy man, Happy wife. 'Nother night in Iune. Stars shine, big moon. Ain't Happy, no more. Carry baby, Walk floor, Wife mad, she fuss, Me mad, me cuss. Life one big spat. Nagging wife, Bawling brat, Realize at last Me too darn fast. THE ORACLE

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E. E. Paquette C1 i I sons Ltd' I Is'A sPEc:IA Y HOSIERY MANUFACTURERS WITH BIRKS I 5 S L S Mokers Of , I 5' - mIf'lI,' 4 LADIES, CHILDREN, INEANTS I I S I ond BOYS ANKLETS A- IE R KEEE I t -9,1-A I ' I ORIGINAL DESIGNS GLADLY HH HIS Ankms - ,fs poquefteff SUBMITTED WITHOUT OBLIGATION YONGE AT TEMPERANCE-TORONTO THE MODERN WAY I ELECTRIC APPLIANCES Throughout the Home PUBLIC UTILITIES QI: COMMISSION WOODSTOCK ONTARIO One Hundred and Twelve THE ORACLE