Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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AGENTS FOR D U B A R R Y Exquisite Toiletries BERNATHT Your Nyol Service Drug Store lt's o toct: Conodion buyers ond typists prefer one typewriter over oll other rnokes combined! It's of course! Phone 587 689 Dundas St. QUALITY AND GOOD SERVICE OUR MOTTO L MUNDY Choice Groceries ond Provisions THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Nine

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f i l Tip Top Tailors I T E R R A C E , MADE TO MEASURE CLOTHES h . G A R D E N S Men's Suits Ladies' Suits 8. Coats 8. Coats offers 546.50 546.50 I Best Wishes , to For Style, Fit and Satisfaction be I Measured by a Tailor THE STUDENTS I I OF Wm. J. Rat: Cr Son WOODSTOCK COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE Custom Tailoring 8. Men's Wear , 442 DUNDAS ST.-WOODSTOCK I Beautify Your Home ORNAMENTAL IRON RAILINGS and FENCES, MODERN ORIGINAL CREATIVE DESIGNS, FIRE ESCAPES BUILT TO GOVERNMENT SPECIFICATIONS See Your Local Contractor or Write for Folder and Prices I WEILER MACHINE CO. Woodstock, Ont, A censusetalcer was makina the rounds Ed W. llookinq out the rear Window at and asked a hillbilly how many children he the taxi jammed into the back of Roy had. BeaItie's car.I Gee Floy, I'm qlad you told me to watch. I wouldn't have missed it for 'lFoi,ir, Cizrie the answer lirrnly. And Cmythmqa, R W Q its all l'rn qoinq Ia have too. i'Why so ernphat.-3 aslcedthe census. Bobby Moore's qirl friend met her friend I gh whom she hadn't seen in forty years and said: I aint lorqeilin what I read in the pat, Sa mach has happened Sihce I last I iariac. ll said there- that every filth child Saw you. 1 have had my teeth aut, and V I' '1 Cl IWIm'IV'- stove and refrigerator put in. One Hundred and Eight THE ORACLE

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Z- F2 TRADEMARK L E 1 ,QQ ' Assures the SQJJ Nl--4'-fflgll Purchaser the Most Dependable in F L O W E R S Heating Equipment. Quin turing v 3 th th-sign xml ful-l FOR ALL OCCASIONS I We Grow Our Own I Thr-rv is ai spu- vial unit that has many :Fd- vxmhg-g or k I C ,-Uri, Woodstoc ora o. joy I AIR- CONDI- I'lON1NG.Thu most modurn ' im-cognizul nu-ans of htuat- I Y.-ur propt-rly is mm l hl tht- cost of hval- inu 1'--drum-tl. ldi-al l'-rr all St-asolis. Humidifying lu any il-'gruv possilxli-, , The Jas Stewart Mfg Co PHONE 46 HEAD OF LIGHT ST I O I Limited WOODSTOCK, ONT. 1 li All 'N uf Stow-S .Q l-'iii'nau-S For Uvvr lull Yt-airs fan 'a M' T7 Chinese Talk fa L '7, , , Nice night in lune 0 0 I r' IVV . . - Stars shine, big rnoon. Furnaces and Air Conditioning Equipment Sold in Woodstock ond Oxford County by Davison fr Mclnnis HARDWARE Sheet Metal - Tinsmithing OXFORD COUNTY DISTRIBUTORS FOR AERO SILVER FLAME AND COLEMAN OIL BURNERS 579-8l Dundas St. Phone 454-3 One Hundred cmd Ten In park, on bench With girl in clench Me say, me love She coo, like dove. Wedding bells, ring, ring. Honeymoon, everything. Settled down, married lite. Happy man, Happy wife. 'Nother night in Iune. Stars shine, big moon. Ain't Happy, no more. Carry baby, Walk floor, Wife mad, she fuss, Me mad, me cuss. Life one big spat. Nagging wife, Bawling brat, Realize at last Me too darn fast. THE ORACLE