Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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AGENTS Fora D U B A R R Y Exquisite Toiletries BERNATH'S Your Nyal Service Drug Store , -MA V - ------ - --rf-w Woman lin a crowded street carl: I i wish that qood-looking man would qive me i his seal. i Five men stood up! coMPuMENTs or ' ' ' l ici RADIO Won!! Mademoiselle Cameron: Pourquoi etes- vous si stupide? Dihlc Philpott: Oh ce n'esi pas difficile. i Wilkie's Lingerie , AH C'EST IIAMOUR l Lui: Ah Cherie depuis que je t'ai ren- coritree, je he peux pas manger je ne peux f i pas dormir, je he peux pas boire, ah! i Elle Camoureusemem pleine de passionlz I Pourquoi pas? i i Lui: Ie n'ai plus d'arqer1i. l l Q I' 1' 502 Dundas Sf, Phone 21 ll Mr. Bailey had asked his class to write a composition ori how to obtain qood pos- l ture. Spencer Chambers from the country wrote 'keep the cows off and let it growl' l Compliments l of i' ERNIE PARKES i' Wholesale Tobacco One Hundred THE ORACLE

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A THOUGHT FOR TODAY'S YOUTH l Study well this country In which you live- There ore more opportunities Here than you will find Anywhere else in the world. There Is No Finer Country Truck Engineering Ltd. I IT BV T Y ?- Y 1-T I . I llll I-IUDDLESTIIN PHONE , PHONE . I A . M i 4 9 o '. 1 1 4 9 0 I ' - 5 :TQ-5 y vw f - nm. I I 43 EINKLE STREET - WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO Clerk: These are exceptionally stronq loanne Milburn: I'd like some rat poi- skirts, they simply laugh at the laundry. son please. Helen Guthrie: Yes, I know the kind. Clerk: Will you take it with you? They come back with there sides split. loanne: No, l'll send the rat over atter il. Iohn: While were sitting in the moon- Don't you feel better since you qave liqht, l'd like to ask you1- up smoking? Barbara: Yes, darling? No, l'm bothered to death trying to lohn: It we couldn't move over. l'm find out what has become of the money I sitting on a nail. was qoinq to save. Compliments of M. D. IMQCI SMITH Funeral Home y 69 WELLINGTON ST. N, TELEPHONE 213 Modern Ambulance Service THE ORACLE NinetY'Nine

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Compliments of BEEMER'S TAXI O 24 Hour Service O 3 Light St. Phone 323 Don A: How do you get rid of fleas? Lloyd A: That's easy. Take a bath in sand and a rubdown in alcohol. The fleas get drunk and kill each other throwing rocks. - - - Sign on shack at the fork of a mountain road in backwoods section of Virginia: Don't ask informationfif we knew any- thing we wouldn't be here. Doctor: l hate to bring this up, but that check you gave me came back. Ronald S: Believe me, l don't like to mention this either, but so did my stomach ache. - - lt was lunch hour at school and Monk's two buddies decided to play a little joke on him. During his absence, they drew the features of a donkey on the back of his coat, which he had left in his locker. ln due time, Monk discovered the picture. Whats the trouble, Monk? asked Moose, trying to appear innocent. Nothing much, replied Monk. Only l'd like to know which one of yez wiped your face on me coat. H 0 M 0 M I l K t Gives That Zest For Life l iD .-in 1 l 000519 l A QV 41 E 'l l 4 6 MAPLE DAIRY COMPANY L I MITED l PHONE lO7l THE ORACLE One Hundred and One