Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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A THOUGHT FOR TODAY'S YOUTH l Study well this country In which you live- There ore more opportunities Here than you will find Anywhere else in the world. There Is No Finer Country Truck Engineering Ltd. I IT BV T Y ?- Y 1-T I . I llll I-IUDDLESTIIN PHONE , PHONE . I A . M i 4 9 o '. 1 1 4 9 0 I ' - 5 :TQ-5 y vw f - nm. I I 43 EINKLE STREET - WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO Clerk: These are exceptionally stronq loanne Milburn: I'd like some rat poi- skirts, they simply laugh at the laundry. son please. Helen Guthrie: Yes, I know the kind. Clerk: Will you take it with you? They come back with there sides split. loanne: No, l'll send the rat over atter il. Iohn: While were sitting in the moon- Don't you feel better since you qave liqht, l'd like to ask you1- up smoking? Barbara: Yes, darling? No, l'm bothered to death trying to lohn: It we couldn't move over. l'm find out what has become of the money I sitting on a nail. was qoinq to save. Compliments of M. D. IMQCI SMITH Funeral Home y 69 WELLINGTON ST. N, TELEPHONE 213 Modern Ambulance Service THE ORACLE NinetY'Nine

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l l l Compliments of Thomas Furniture Mfrs. Ltd. WOODSTOCK, ONT. A fsrcrnan called up the editor of the It seems to me, Mary, that you're mar- iffdl paper. You know, she said, we've rying very hastily. What is the police- subsoribed to your paper for 40 years and I man's name? thought you might want to print a story I dori't know his name, but I've got his about my husband. Hes a wonderful man, number. ioesri't smoke or drink, has always been a ' ' ' model citizen in every way. He's never ls your husband a bookWorm? used strong language and hes never once No, just an ordinary one. stepped inside a theatre or a movie house. ' ' ' In taot, he has no vices or bad habits. And Diabeticcxlly Speaking tomorrow he : going to celebrate his 80th T. B. or not T. B. that is the congestion. birthday! Consumption be done about it. Ot Hot-r? asked the editor. cough, Of cough. C. DllRlI G C0 l CG. Coal - Coke - Domestic and Commercial Stoker Coal l lOl Wilson St. Woodstock, Ont. 5 Phone Gffice 670W House 85lR You'LL oo BETTER AT SUTHERLANIQYS A J. cmd J. Sutherland, Limited Ninety-Eight THE ORACLE

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AGENTS Fora D U B A R R Y Exquisite Toiletries BERNATH'S Your Nyal Service Drug Store , -MA V - ------ - --rf-w Woman lin a crowded street carl: I i wish that qood-looking man would qive me i his seal. i Five men stood up! coMPuMENTs or ' ' ' l ici RADIO Won!! Mademoiselle Cameron: Pourquoi etes- vous si stupide? Dihlc Philpott: Oh ce n'esi pas difficile. i Wilkie's Lingerie , AH C'EST IIAMOUR l Lui: Ah Cherie depuis que je t'ai ren- coritree, je he peux pas manger je ne peux f i pas dormir, je he peux pas boire, ah! i Elle Camoureusemem pleine de passionlz I Pourquoi pas? i i Lui: Ie n'ai plus d'arqer1i. l l Q I' 1' 502 Dundas Sf, Phone 21 ll Mr. Bailey had asked his class to write a composition ori how to obtain qood pos- l ture. Spencer Chambers from the country wrote 'keep the cows off and let it growl' l Compliments l of i' ERNIE PARKES i' Wholesale Tobacco One Hundred THE ORACLE