Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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nk Compliments of X UJZE Q FOUNDRY AND MANUFACTURING Co. LTD, WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO I more so-A' ' Miss Kellerman: What is an operetta? l A. Dawber: Oh that's a qirl who works T for the telephone company. i COMPLIMENTS OF Teacher: Frank, what is a cannibal? 1 , Frank: Don't know ma'am. T I Teacher: Well, if you ate your father T and mother, what would you be? T Brown 8 Crosby Prank. An orphanl ma am. g t Mother: What have you been doing l l at school today ,dear? Gordon: l blew down a boy's ear W lil- and made him scream and he got the cane. Didn't you say it was your fault, l dear? Oh, no, mummieg we're not allowed to t tell tales. T Harry: That chicken l just ate was T 487 Dundas 5f4 Phone 586 hatched in an incubator all right. 1 T How could you tell, sir? l l Harry: No chicken that ever knew a A mother's love could grow up to be as tough l. A -. l as that. THE ORACLE Ninety-Seven

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. The Kennedy Car Liner and Bag Co. Ltd. MANUFACTURERS OF Bags and Covers WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO A-4-sf a- 'ff' -'Y A' r Scene: Gralton's Store Time: Saturday t What Has Happened: lay Miller has t seen some spots on Bruce Cur1r1inqham's l suit. . f Miller's Comment: Say Bruce your suit hasn't missed a meal in days. People are funny, said Mr. Bailey. Tell a man there are 23,567,897,356 stars in l the universe and he'll believe you. If a sian says 'Fresh Paint', that same man'll OF y make a personal investigation. T i O I wood Mosaic l Bubbles Iulian: I like mathematics when it isn't over my head. Phearless Doiq: That's the Way l feel l about pigeons. . . Policeman latter a collisioniz You saw this lady drivinq toward you. Why didn't you give her halt the road? l Motorist: I could1'1't tell which halt she ,, .Y l wanted. 5 7.-.-- -Y -- - -W ---- OPTOMETRIST Telephone 649 517 Dundas St. Ninety-six THE ORACLE

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l l l Compliments of Thomas Furniture Mfrs. Ltd. WOODSTOCK, ONT. A fsrcrnan called up the editor of the It seems to me, Mary, that you're mar- iffdl paper. You know, she said, we've rying very hastily. What is the police- subsoribed to your paper for 40 years and I man's name? thought you might want to print a story I dori't know his name, but I've got his about my husband. Hes a wonderful man, number. ioesri't smoke or drink, has always been a ' ' ' model citizen in every way. He's never ls your husband a bookWorm? used strong language and hes never once No, just an ordinary one. stepped inside a theatre or a movie house. ' ' ' In taot, he has no vices or bad habits. And Diabeticcxlly Speaking tomorrow he : going to celebrate his 80th T. B. or not T. B. that is the congestion. birthday! Consumption be done about it. Ot Hot-r? asked the editor. cough, Of cough. C. DllRlI G C0 l CG. Coal - Coke - Domestic and Commercial Stoker Coal l lOl Wilson St. Woodstock, Ont. 5 Phone Gffice 670W House 85lR You'LL oo BETTER AT SUTHERLANIQYS A J. cmd J. Sutherland, Limited Ninety-Eight THE ORACLE