Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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W.B.ROWE Groceries - - Provisions PHONE 241 COR. WELLINGTON and MARY STS. PHONE 170 FOR ALL DAIRY PRODUCTS WOODSTOCK Central Dairy LIMITED 586 Dundas St. City Wide Distribution S MANTON Custom Shoes Your Particular Shoemaker Courteous Service 511 DUNDAS ST. One Hundred and Twelve Marion King: Please, could you tell me where l could get some silk covering for my settee? Ploorwalker Douglas: Two aisles down and one over for the lingerie department. Doug Hancock: Did you hear about the dentist who had a dollar day sale? George Pierce: He was selling buck teeth. Henry: Have you ever had a complaint from athletes toot. Iohn: Only once when a full-back caught me with his girl. Babe Woods: Why do you call your boy friend 'Pilgrim'? Helen Cunningham: Because every time he calls he makes a little progress. Don Taylor: l want a ticket for Vir- ginicxf' Ticket Agent: What part of Virginia? Dori Taylor: All of her, mister. That's hffr hy the suitcase. THE ORACLE

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Central Motor Sales t Mercury Cr Meteor i l THE HOME OF MERCURY and METEOR SERVICE l l I N WOODSTOCK i Complete Line of Trucks Tel. 408 l l2 Graham St. l Marion R: Most one-handed drivers are headed for a church-aisle. Russel D: Yeah? Marion R: Yeah, some will walk dawn it, others will he carried. H. lVlcGaChie: l thouqht l told you to Come alter dinner. I. Cathy: Thats what l Caine after. Mr. Yaunq: What this team needs is life. Tom Kays: Ch, no, thirty days is lt was Farmer Browns first visit to the hiq town. ln the window of the Department Store he read a sian: Ladies Ready to Wear Clothes. Gosh, he said, lt's about time. Q Q Q ludy Bain: How does Roy Beatty's moustache grow? Marilyn Shantz: On the installment plan. ludy: l-low? enough. Marilyn: A little down each week. DAVISON and MCINNIS Oxford Counfy's leading HARDWARE Plumbing - Heating - Sheet Metal - and Electric Shop THE ORACLE One Hundred and Eleven

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I I'W',fIIef1Sf,i!!!I If ,WIA fig? X: ' ,' Q f -1 ,..7' v m e ...L-L--- was NEWS ADOPTED BY Sg4,,-Sgeeg SCHOOL BOARDS pRODUCTS THROUGHOUT CANADA FOR THE SCHOOL E' 1 , L LADDERS ., Y. .7 . Air I BICYCLE A RACKS ADJUSTABLE sTooI.s STANDARD TUBE COMPANY LIMITED Head Office and Planfsz- WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO Sales Officesz- TORONTO, ONT., MONTREAL, QUE.