Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Phone 1477 521 Dundos St. Nelson Weak ey DRAPERIES - - - HOME FURNISHINGS YOUR INTERESTS ARE ouRs MURRAY BROTHERS Woodstock, Ontorio, Conodo D, G. Murroy J . P. Murroy Supplier To Agriculture, Industry ond the Home RETAIL ond WHOLESALE Automotic Oliver Form Domestic 8. Commerciol Conodion Mochinery Heoting Foirbonks Morse Mr. Cross ond his wife went shopping. At cr fish morket Mrs. Cross coiled his ot- tention to cr troy of cotiish, nicely cleoned, with heods on, eyes stcrrinq ond mouths open wide. Dont they look good? she remorked. Goodness me! eioculoted the pedo- ilcque, storinq ot the Iish ond clutching his ri? with both hcrnds. Thin reminds me, I should be tecrchinq fir: in chemistry. Boostiul Beotty: Thort's cr qood 200 ycird drive. Coddy: Yep, IOU up cmd IUU down. 0 0 Q Nurse Iohnstori: Everytime I tdke the potient's temperoture, it goes up, whot sholl I do? Dr. Gcrynor: BlindIold him! Doctor: You must ovoid oll excitement. Byrnes Fleutyt Oh, Doc, ccrn't I even look ot them from ocross the street? Compliments of THE MASSEY HARRIS CQ., LIMITED wooosrocic ONTARIO One Hundred cmd Ten THE ORACLE

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Central Motor Sales t Mercury Cr Meteor i l THE HOME OF MERCURY and METEOR SERVICE l l I N WOODSTOCK i Complete Line of Trucks Tel. 408 l l2 Graham St. l Marion R: Most one-handed drivers are headed for a church-aisle. Russel D: Yeah? Marion R: Yeah, some will walk dawn it, others will he carried. H. lVlcGaChie: l thouqht l told you to Come alter dinner. I. Cathy: Thats what l Caine after. Mr. Yaunq: What this team needs is life. Tom Kays: Ch, no, thirty days is lt was Farmer Browns first visit to the hiq town. ln the window of the Department Store he read a sian: Ladies Ready to Wear Clothes. Gosh, he said, lt's about time. Q Q Q ludy Bain: How does Roy Beatty's moustache grow? Marilyn Shantz: On the installment plan. ludy: l-low? enough. Marilyn: A little down each week. DAVISON and MCINNIS Oxford Counfy's leading HARDWARE Plumbing - Heating - Sheet Metal - and Electric Shop THE ORACLE One Hundred and Eleven