Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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i . l l L. C. Bartley l f GENERAL TINSMITH Agent For McCLARY SUNSHINE FURNACES 492 Peel St. Phone 253 Eskimo imalel: You know, dear, l drove :tty dog team a thousand miles to tell you l love you. Eskimo llemalel: Thats a lot of mush. Did the patient take his medicine re- 'iqiouslyff' No, he swore every time. . . . Secretary: Your wife wants to kiss you .ver the phone. Business Man: Take the messaqe and li get it from you later. FOR THE STUDENT 0 2 if '-Q. o 'Y' Q P 3 U1 o 3 o. F 3 to lf! o 'V' KU '1 3 o 3 ln, 'U m 3 VT o 3 o. 'U 0 3 Q. 17 Lorie, Elgin ond Hamilton Watches i 0 Wilson 6' Markle JEWELLERS Frank Tabor was sitting in a crowded bus with his eyes closed. One ol the women standinq near him gave him a nuclqe and asked him il he was asleep. Oh, no re- plied Frank l just can't bear to see women stand. Lawrence: My Dad must have got in- to all sorts of mischief when he was a boy. Rodger: What makes you think so? Lawrence: He knows exactly what auesitons to ask me when he wants to find out what l've been doing. RlCKMAN'S RESTAURANT Corner of Simcoe ond Finkle PHONE 2220 1 One Hundred cmd Eight THE ORACLE

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Phone 1477 521 Dundos St. Nelson Weak ey DRAPERIES - - - HOME FURNISHINGS YOUR INTERESTS ARE ouRs MURRAY BROTHERS Woodstock, Ontorio, Conodo D, G. Murroy J . P. Murroy Supplier To Agriculture, Industry ond the Home RETAIL ond WHOLESALE Automotic Oliver Form Domestic 8. Commerciol Conodion Mochinery Heoting Foirbonks Morse Mr. Cross ond his wife went shopping. At cr fish morket Mrs. Cross coiled his ot- tention to cr troy of cotiish, nicely cleoned, with heods on, eyes stcrrinq ond mouths open wide. Dont they look good? she remorked. Goodness me! eioculoted the pedo- ilcque, storinq ot the Iish ond clutching his ri? with both hcrnds. Thin reminds me, I should be tecrchinq fir: in chemistry. Boostiul Beotty: Thort's cr qood 200 ycird drive. Coddy: Yep, IOU up cmd IUU down. 0 0 Q Nurse Iohnstori: Everytime I tdke the potient's temperoture, it goes up, whot sholl I do? Dr. Gcrynor: BlindIold him! Doctor: You must ovoid oll excitement. Byrnes Fleutyt Oh, Doc, ccrn't I even look ot them from ocross the street? Compliments of THE MASSEY HARRIS CQ., LIMITED wooosrocic ONTARIO One Hundred cmd Ten THE ORACLE