Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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EXPERIENCE COUNTS! FOR 25 YEARS OXFORD COUNTY'S ONLY APPROVED ROOFING CONTRACTOR CALL US T0 SOIVE YOUR RUOFING TROUBIES O The Crown Lumber Coal Er Supply Co., Ltd. PHONE 233 WOODSTOCK, ONT. Visiting Uncle twho slept in his neph- Mr. Kitching: Tell me, George, why do 9'tV'S fOOmlZ HTl1t1I'1lri YOU, lim, fO1' tl'lCIl glass wgmen livg IQDQQI thqn men? George Stevens: I don't know, teach- er, unless it's because paint is a preserva' ot water you left for me last night. lim: What! Don't tell me you swal- lowed my tadpoles. NVQ. 4 Q 1 v Q n Two little boys were all set for their Dorothy lean: How are you getting mother to bring them a baby sister from the Qlonq in School? hospital. When Grandma told them they Evelyn Qty fm QS famous G5 NQQQA had a baby brother they expressed great Iggnf' disappointment and disgust. On the verge Dorothy: How come? of tears one little fellow said: We'll send Evelyn: l went down in history. YOU HQXY Time' GfCmd1'f1CT-H l t - 1 ii THE ARTISTIC lil l i l LADIES WEAR AND MILLINERY , Exclusive but Inexpensive I PHONE 87lR 446 Dundas St. WOODSTOCK i ,s,-,-,, L - -LL UV A f-, LL THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Seven

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TORTOLA LUNCH HAMBOROS, HOT OOOS, ICE CREAM ' I 595 DUNDAS ST. PHONE II Park View Cleaners 5' Dyers You've tried the rest, now try the best 690 Ingersoll Ave, Off Huron PHONE 2028R Clork Bowmon ' PHONE 692 686 DUNDAS ST. WE DELIVER I I-IERI3IE's GROCERY I OROCERIES AND PROVISIONS Fresh Fruits in Season SAUNDERS MUSIC STORE Feofures PIANOS - RADIOS E REFRIGERATORS - WASHING MACHINES Everything in Music ond THE OLD RELIABLE MURPHY PAINTS PHONE 280 525 DUNDAS ST. One Hundred cmd Six THE ORACLE

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i . l l L. C. Bartley l f GENERAL TINSMITH Agent For McCLARY SUNSHINE FURNACES 492 Peel St. Phone 253 Eskimo imalel: You know, dear, l drove :tty dog team a thousand miles to tell you l love you. Eskimo llemalel: Thats a lot of mush. Did the patient take his medicine re- 'iqiouslyff' No, he swore every time. . . . Secretary: Your wife wants to kiss you .ver the phone. Business Man: Take the messaqe and li get it from you later. FOR THE STUDENT 0 2 if '-Q. o 'Y' Q P 3 U1 o 3 o. F 3 to lf! o 'V' KU '1 3 o 3 ln, 'U m 3 VT o 3 o. 'U 0 3 Q. 17 Lorie, Elgin ond Hamilton Watches i 0 Wilson 6' Markle JEWELLERS Frank Tabor was sitting in a crowded bus with his eyes closed. One ol the women standinq near him gave him a nuclqe and asked him il he was asleep. Oh, no re- plied Frank l just can't bear to see women stand. Lawrence: My Dad must have got in- to all sorts of mischief when he was a boy. Rodger: What makes you think so? Lawrence: He knows exactly what auesitons to ask me when he wants to find out what l've been doing. RlCKMAN'S RESTAURANT Corner of Simcoe ond Finkle PHONE 2220 1 One Hundred cmd Eight THE ORACLE