Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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TORTOLA LUNCH HAMBOROS, HOT OOOS, ICE CREAM ' I 595 DUNDAS ST. PHONE II Park View Cleaners 5' Dyers You've tried the rest, now try the best 690 Ingersoll Ave, Off Huron PHONE 2028R Clork Bowmon ' PHONE 692 686 DUNDAS ST. WE DELIVER I I-IERI3IE's GROCERY I OROCERIES AND PROVISIONS Fresh Fruits in Season SAUNDERS MUSIC STORE Feofures PIANOS - RADIOS E REFRIGERATORS - WASHING MACHINES Everything in Music ond THE OLD RELIABLE MURPHY PAINTS PHONE 280 525 DUNDAS ST. One Hundred cmd Six THE ORACLE

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GOOD THINGS TO EAT from DAWES BAKERY LIMITED l l Fresh From the Oven To You l TELEPHONE l58 405 DUNDAS ST. lim W W V g AAIA l . l Keep Both Ends Bright HERMAN THE HATTER'S HATS CLEANED AND BLOCKED -- -- -- -- SHOES SHINED - DYED ANY COLOUR 5ll Dundas Street Roy Hart's car arrived at a toll bridge. Attendant: SO cents . Roy: Sold . t , . Don't be afraid to dream. A little dream' 6 COMPUMENTS t ing imaginationfis necessary for success. Whats bothering Helen Cunningham? l l asked Mr. Cordick. She looks furious. OF 4 she's trying to reduce. She just weighed l 1 herself on one of those scales with the new l t speaking attachment-and when she step- l ped on it, the voice said, one at a tirne, i please! J A C K L A W S O N Pupil: What is an adult? t t Teacher: An adult is a person who has T stopped growing at both ends and started t growing in the middle. I . . . l So often it is the case that the first screw t to get loose in a person's head is the one l Dundas Sffeef : that controls the tongue. l l It never occurs to a boy of eighteen i that some day he will be as dumb as his YfW V-Vff- --gtg father. THE ORACLE One Hundred and Five

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EXPERIENCE COUNTS! FOR 25 YEARS OXFORD COUNTY'S ONLY APPROVED ROOFING CONTRACTOR CALL US T0 SOIVE YOUR RUOFING TROUBIES O The Crown Lumber Coal Er Supply Co., Ltd. PHONE 233 WOODSTOCK, ONT. Visiting Uncle twho slept in his neph- Mr. Kitching: Tell me, George, why do 9'tV'S fOOmlZ HTl1t1I'1lri YOU, lim, fO1' tl'lCIl glass wgmen livg IQDQQI thqn men? George Stevens: I don't know, teach- er, unless it's because paint is a preserva' ot water you left for me last night. lim: What! Don't tell me you swal- lowed my tadpoles. NVQ. 4 Q 1 v Q n Two little boys were all set for their Dorothy lean: How are you getting mother to bring them a baby sister from the Qlonq in School? hospital. When Grandma told them they Evelyn Qty fm QS famous G5 NQQQA had a baby brother they expressed great Iggnf' disappointment and disgust. On the verge Dorothy: How come? of tears one little fellow said: We'll send Evelyn: l went down in history. YOU HQXY Time' GfCmd1'f1CT-H l t - 1 ii THE ARTISTIC lil l i l LADIES WEAR AND MILLINERY , Exclusive but Inexpensive I PHONE 87lR 446 Dundas St. WOODSTOCK i ,s,-,-,, L - -LL UV A f-, LL THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Seven