Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Compliments of VIC BROOKS The Friendly Store ' REPAIRING C.C.M. BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES SKATES SHARPENED, KEYS MADE Buy Your C.C.M. Bicycle on our Budget Plan Compliments of HYDE1 REXALL DRUG STORE Drugs Prescriptions Kodoks Films and Fountain Pens Fast Service Developing ond Printing PHONE 21 Dear Moron: I sat down with a pencil in my hands to typewrite you a letter. Pardon the ink. I don't live where I used to because I moved to where I live now. When you come to see me you can ask anyone where I live be- cause nobody knows. I am sorry we are so tar together. I wish we were closer apart. My chum's aunt's uncle died and is doing nicely. Her brother has the mumps and is having a swelled time. He is at death's door and the doctor is trying to pull him through. We are having more weather than we had last year. I sent you a coat by express so I cut the buttons oif it to make it lighter. II you want them they are in the pocket. I started to Quincy to see you and I saw a sign that read This will take you to Quincy. I sat on the sign for three hours and it didn't move an inch. In case you don't get this letter let me know and I will send it to you. I forgot to send you the money I owe because I didn't remember it until after I sealed this letter. Love, Another Moron. COMPLIMENTS OF C5599 f JCI-IELL Y ' I f W. .IAQ Y 1 , 1i.-.l.--- One Hundred cmd Four THE ORACLE

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GOOD THINGS TO EAT from DAWES BAKERY LIMITED l l Fresh From the Oven To You l TELEPHONE l58 405 DUNDAS ST. lim W W V g AAIA l . l Keep Both Ends Bright HERMAN THE HATTER'S HATS CLEANED AND BLOCKED -- -- -- -- SHOES SHINED - DYED ANY COLOUR 5ll Dundas Street Roy Hart's car arrived at a toll bridge. Attendant: SO cents . Roy: Sold . t , . Don't be afraid to dream. A little dream' 6 COMPUMENTS t ing imaginationfis necessary for success. Whats bothering Helen Cunningham? l l asked Mr. Cordick. She looks furious. OF 4 she's trying to reduce. She just weighed l 1 herself on one of those scales with the new l t speaking attachment-and when she step- l ped on it, the voice said, one at a tirne, i please! J A C K L A W S O N Pupil: What is an adult? t t Teacher: An adult is a person who has T stopped growing at both ends and started t growing in the middle. I . . . l So often it is the case that the first screw t to get loose in a person's head is the one l Dundas Sffeef : that controls the tongue. l l It never occurs to a boy of eighteen i that some day he will be as dumb as his YfW V-Vff- --gtg father. THE ORACLE One Hundred and Five