Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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COMPLIMENTS OF The Oxford Former's Co-operative Produce Company Limited EGGS --- POULTRY --- CHEESE 434 Main St. Phone l 528 , ,t I I Compliments of l I JACK FOWLER'S , DRUG STORE . ir l 533 Dundas Street Phone ll4-4 , l I lean Ferguson: Don't you think I show distinction in my clothes? Doug Philpott: Well-ersthat is, I think distinctly would be a better word. 1- it Q Lady: How much are those tomatoes? Grocer: Seven cents a pound, ma'arn. Lady: Did you raise them yourself? Grocer: Yes, they were tive cents a pound yesterday. i i' Q I think I'll be a business man, said George to Harry S. Iudging from the way my homework stumps the old man, ya don't have to know a thing. t 1- 1 Mr. Blair: What are the three import- ant Greek orders? Ioe Mcliewan: Cups skuttey, rroas bit sanwhich, and peas coconut pie. fr at 1- She: My sin is vanity. I spend hours admiring my good looks. I-le: That isn't vanity, that's imagina- tion. BIGHAM THE MOVER Established 29 Years Agents for Allied Von Lines Ltd. HOUSEHOLD FURNISHINGS MOVED CAREFULLY - STORED SAFELY PACKED SECURELY Office ond Warehouse 202 Wellington St. N. Phone 828 THE ORACLE One Hundred and Three

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Guitars Records Pianos Record Players PHILIPS, ADMIRAL 3. MARCONI RADIOS SNELL'S ELECTRIC 440 Dundas St. Phone 357 Mrs. Simpson entered her husband's of- fice unannounced and found him with his secretary seated on his lap. With rare pre- sence cf mind he said: Now don't get ex- cited dear: I didn't want to tell you, but busi- ness is so bad that I am studying to be a ventriloauist. Courtship causes a man to spoon -- Marriage to fork over. . . . Mac: Skinner, don't laugh at Moose. lt isn't right to have fun at his expanse. The reason a dog has so many friends ffhe wags his tail-not his tongue. 1' 1' 1 Mrs. Scott: Dodn't I hear the clock strike three when you got in last night. Bob: Yes Mother. It was going to strike seven but I stopped it so it wouldn't waken you. . . . Gilbert Ross: But what has your boy friends cadet training got to do With his waving at every pretty girl he sees. Helen Cunningham: Oh, he's in the signaling corps. High School Graduates MAKE NURSING YOUR CAREER THE NURSING PROFESSION OFFERS YOU EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITIES Classes Admitted February and September APPLY TO- Superintendent of N urses, Woodstock General Hospital One Hundred and Two THE ORACLE

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F ':f'fi ' Q 414 5 , 1 D :J-4--JM f Q 4 1 if-i f-'Q .3.'1- AJ , Mr. A. Johns :rn r, Mr R Cn roud, Mr. E Be nlop, Mass E. McKin 5, Mus: C Curr Du I TEACHING STAFF Back Row: Mr, R, Oliver, Mr J. Young, Mr, H, Branch, Mr. S. Mr J lnwr, Mr C Surnmnnu Mr, K Hull-,, Mr G Burley, Mr Middle Row: Mr. C. Kutchlng, M155 M, Broodley, Mr, l. Cordxck, Mr Mass E. Kellerman, Mass E, McCorquodoIe, Mr. E. Fergumn Front Row: Miss P. Burge5 , M155 M Pusher, Mrz. I Johnson, Mas5 H, Mr E P. Hudgunz, Mums M Bray, Mass J Comemn, Musa D m. ,: ' u- I c J- O - , ,hu co '33 4 -1 E O 53 O 1-' rf: S 2? fi W: . , A ,'u0?V, L