Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Compliments of BEEMER'S TAXI O 24 Hour Service O 3 Light St. Phone 323 Don A: How do you get rid of fleas? Lloyd A: That's easy. Take a bath in sand and a rubdown in alcohol. The fleas get drunk and kill each other throwing rocks. - - - Sign on shack at the fork of a mountain road in backwoods section of Virginia: Don't ask informationfif we knew any- thing we wouldn't be here. Doctor: l hate to bring this up, but that check you gave me came back. Ronald S: Believe me, l don't like to mention this either, but so did my stomach ache. - - lt was lunch hour at school and Monk's two buddies decided to play a little joke on him. During his absence, they drew the features of a donkey on the back of his coat, which he had left in his locker. ln due time, Monk discovered the picture. Whats the trouble, Monk? asked Moose, trying to appear innocent. Nothing much, replied Monk. Only l'd like to know which one of yez wiped your face on me coat. H 0 M 0 M I l K t Gives That Zest For Life l iD .-in 1 l 000519 l A QV 41 E 'l l 4 6 MAPLE DAIRY COMPANY L I MITED l PHONE lO7l THE ORACLE One Hundred and One

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AGENTS Fora D U B A R R Y Exquisite Toiletries BERNATH'S Your Nyal Service Drug Store , -MA V - ------ - --rf-w Woman lin a crowded street carl: I i wish that qood-looking man would qive me i his seal. i Five men stood up! coMPuMENTs or ' ' ' l ici RADIO Won!! Mademoiselle Cameron: Pourquoi etes- vous si stupide? Dihlc Philpott: Oh ce n'esi pas difficile. i Wilkie's Lingerie , AH C'EST IIAMOUR l Lui: Ah Cherie depuis que je t'ai ren- coritree, je he peux pas manger je ne peux f i pas dormir, je he peux pas boire, ah! i Elle Camoureusemem pleine de passionlz I Pourquoi pas? i i Lui: Ie n'ai plus d'arqer1i. l l Q I' 1' 502 Dundas Sf, Phone 21 ll Mr. Bailey had asked his class to write a composition ori how to obtain qood pos- l ture. Spencer Chambers from the country wrote 'keep the cows off and let it growl' l Compliments l of i' ERNIE PARKES i' Wholesale Tobacco One Hundred THE ORACLE

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Guitars Records Pianos Record Players PHILIPS, ADMIRAL 3. MARCONI RADIOS SNELL'S ELECTRIC 440 Dundas St. Phone 357 Mrs. Simpson entered her husband's of- fice unannounced and found him with his secretary seated on his lap. With rare pre- sence cf mind he said: Now don't get ex- cited dear: I didn't want to tell you, but busi- ness is so bad that I am studying to be a ventriloauist. Courtship causes a man to spoon -- Marriage to fork over. . . . Mac: Skinner, don't laugh at Moose. lt isn't right to have fun at his expanse. The reason a dog has so many friends ffhe wags his tail-not his tongue. 1' 1' 1 Mrs. Scott: Dodn't I hear the clock strike three when you got in last night. Bob: Yes Mother. It was going to strike seven but I stopped it so it wouldn't waken you. . . . Gilbert Ross: But what has your boy friends cadet training got to do With his waving at every pretty girl he sees. Helen Cunningham: Oh, he's in the signaling corps. High School Graduates MAKE NURSING YOUR CAREER THE NURSING PROFESSION OFFERS YOU EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITIES Classes Admitted February and September APPLY TO- Superintendent of N urses, Woodstock General Hospital One Hundred and Two THE ORACLE