Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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, coNcRETE PIPE . LIMITED WOODSTOCK - ONTARIO I I I Manufacturers of I I LARGE SIZE DRAIN TILE - McCRACKEN PIPE LARGE SIZE DRAIN PIPE Concrete for Permanence 'f' W ' f' i ' 1 ' 'W Telephone rinqs. Hello Helloethat you McPherson? Yes, dis is MCP. 61 Mill St. Phone 373 lt don't sound like MCP. Veil, dis is MCP all right. Youre positive it's MCP? If ' Ah-so-lute-ly. Clty Auto Parts Veil listen, MCP, dis is Knechtel. Can you lend me five dolluhs'? SAM JACK, Prop. Ven MCP Comes in bl'll tell him you Called. l . Pretty Nurse Ito doctorlz Every time l take this patients pulse, it goes faster. What shall l do? Doctor: Blindiold him. ' If 1 mr i New 8. Used Parts and Accessories I g h Now that you ask, Iudqef' said the FHQSTOHQ BOTIQUQS defendant with down Cast eyes, l guess I never did earn an honest dollar. But there was that two bits you qave me to vote for you lastffn Case dismissed, roared the Iudqe. Gutta Percha Tires cmd Tubes W. B. RQWE I Groceries Provisions PHONE 241 COR. WELLINGTON cmd MARY STS. I I y Ay, ,pp A-f ,WWW -,mmMw One Hundred cmd Two THE ORACLE

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Compliments ol y BARTLEY SHOES I OPP. POST OFFICE WQQDSTQCK l r Try it: lt's strictly impossible to fold a piece of paper more than 9 tirnes, even if the paper is as large as a bill board. rr 1- Q , . ,, I' f Mary speaking to her neighbour: l have Comp 'ments O a little baby brother , she announced proud- l . Y lsn't that lovely , said the neighbour. ls he going to stay? l guess so, said Mary. l'le's got his Clothes off. During a discussion on girls one of the fellows remarked: l like the shy, deniure t type myself, You l-snow, the lzind you have - to whistle at twice. -1 f 1 Duffy, l've been staying up nights trying 533 Dundas street Phone 1144 to figure out whats wrong with ine. Last night l found out what it was, l ain't been getting enough sleep. 1 1 1 AxeIrod's Supplies and Equipment Co. Distributors ol Automobile Tools, Parts and Equipment COMPLETE MACHINE SHOP SERVICES FOR REBUILDING ALL MOTORS 600 Dundas St. Phone 255 THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd One

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KARN'S DRUG STORE DRUGS -- MEDICINES -- CHEMICALS l Phone 184 and We'H Send If NAME I, R. Young I. R. Ross D. Kitchen 10A Past, Present and Future PAST We wish we knew. Teachinq math. to Heinz 57 Var- ieties. Ousted from Woodstock, now a squatter on l2th line. PRESENT Popular coach of the Red De- vils. plead protection- ist at Woodstock pictures, lnc. Chief occupa- tion: huntina 61 trapping -- a man. FUTURE Replacing lohn- ny Metras at Western. The proud own- er ot a new Oldsmobile. Finally reached he happy hunt- ina arounds. PERFECT Gentleman Math. fiend. Temper. W.C.I, Crest Rings ond Pins in Sterling ond gold KING'S CANDY SODA utr Two Stores Woodstock - Ingersoll O lilBSON'S t JEWELLERS On Dundas Sf. at Riddell PHONE 2062 THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd Three