Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Compliments ol y BARTLEY SHOES I OPP. POST OFFICE WQQDSTQCK l r Try it: lt's strictly impossible to fold a piece of paper more than 9 tirnes, even if the paper is as large as a bill board. rr 1- Q , . ,, I' f Mary speaking to her neighbour: l have Comp 'ments O a little baby brother , she announced proud- l . Y lsn't that lovely , said the neighbour. ls he going to stay? l guess so, said Mary. l'le's got his Clothes off. During a discussion on girls one of the fellows remarked: l like the shy, deniure t type myself, You l-snow, the lzind you have - to whistle at twice. -1 f 1 Duffy, l've been staying up nights trying 533 Dundas street Phone 1144 to figure out whats wrong with ine. Last night l found out what it was, l ain't been getting enough sleep. 1 1 1 AxeIrod's Supplies and Equipment Co. Distributors ol Automobile Tools, Parts and Equipment COMPLETE MACHINE SHOP SERVICES FOR REBUILDING ALL MOTORS 600 Dundas St. Phone 255 THE ORACLE One Hundred cmd One

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PHONE 587 689 DUNDAS ST. Quality cmd Good Service Our Motto B . M U N D Y Choice Groceries and Provisions O Y roof ' 'f Colin Forbesffltunning a model agency. Ernest Clark- ,Playing duets with l-lifitzt. lohn Carr-Harris - Driving a snow ' ' plough. t wel 'er Mach I ne Co' t lack Gordonelolaying with Harry Iarnes. y . Dan Gaynorfflolaying for Maple Leafs. t Woodstock' Onfdfw Sid SquiresfM.P. for Oxford County. PHONE 1227 mcmlrlarold Cameron -- M.G.M.'s leading Claire Hartleyfehunning a model farm. l Gerald GraubielfWoodstock's leading I jeweller. t k lohn Wood-felack holds ML America 1 title. i 4 George HindleMGeorge will represent l 3 VCanada in the Olympics. ornamenfa' hon Railing, Arc Ilvlr. lohnson: What is the chief contri- , t bution of the Greeks? Welding, Acefylene Welding, lC1Ck Skifmefr TOH1 KGYS- K PI'9ClSl0H Mdtllllllllg P Sign in l-lart's chicken coop: Anybody l found around here at night-will be found 1 around here in the morning. Compliments of Market Produce E. TOLMAN POULTRY and EGGS Phone 370 Woodstock, Ont. One Hundred THE ORACLE

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, coNcRETE PIPE . LIMITED WOODSTOCK - ONTARIO I I I Manufacturers of I I LARGE SIZE DRAIN TILE - McCRACKEN PIPE LARGE SIZE DRAIN PIPE Concrete for Permanence 'f' W ' f' i ' 1 ' 'W Telephone rinqs. Hello Helloethat you McPherson? Yes, dis is MCP. 61 Mill St. Phone 373 lt don't sound like MCP. Veil, dis is MCP all right. Youre positive it's MCP? If ' Ah-so-lute-ly. Clty Auto Parts Veil listen, MCP, dis is Knechtel. Can you lend me five dolluhs'? SAM JACK, Prop. Ven MCP Comes in bl'll tell him you Called. l . Pretty Nurse Ito doctorlz Every time l take this patients pulse, it goes faster. What shall l do? Doctor: Blindiold him. ' If 1 mr i New 8. Used Parts and Accessories I g h Now that you ask, Iudqef' said the FHQSTOHQ BOTIQUQS defendant with down Cast eyes, l guess I never did earn an honest dollar. But there was that two bits you qave me to vote for you lastffn Case dismissed, roared the Iudqe. Gutta Percha Tires cmd Tubes W. B. RQWE I Groceries Provisions PHONE 241 COR. WELLINGTON cmd MARY STS. I I y Ay, ,pp A-f ,WWW -,mmMw One Hundred cmd Two THE ORACLE