Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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S69 DUNDAS ST. WOODSTOCK ONT r I Service . S RADIO L. SCHICKLER TELEPHONE 1057 i Hard work never killed anybody said Mr, Lumsden. That's just the trouble dad, replied Bill, I Want to enqaqe in something that has a spice of danger in it. Torn Martin: I always respect grey hairs. Ken Doiq: Then how come youre so mean to your aqed uncle? Tom: Ch, Uncle lim is bald. Monte Town walked reluctantly into a hat store. I just lost a bet, he said, and I want to qet a soft hat. The salesman selectinil a hat from the shelf behind him, handed it to Monte with the remark, This is the softest hat We have. Monte qazed at it specula- tively, What I want, he said wistfully. is something a little more tender. l've aot to eat it. i Madge Turner: Did anyone ever tell you how Wonderful you are? Iim Ennis: Don't believe they ever did. Madqe: Then where did you get the idea? Bill Bier: Save me! Save me! Terry Morden: Whats the matter? Bill Bier: I'rn qoinq to die! Terry Morden: What makes you think so? Bill Bier: My lifetime-guaranteed pen just broke. lst student: Help! Help! Miss Stock has tainted. 'ind student: Why! What's the matter. lst student: O!Briqht's early. 2nd student: tSilencel. Balph Gilbert' I was out with a nurse last niqht. loanne Callan tconsolinqlyl Don't feel too badly about it. Some day your mother will let you out without one. Ken lvlarple: They tell me you like music. Howard Clynick: Yes, but never mind, keep right on playinq. Stranqe that money should be called douqh, dough sticks to the fingers. Q?n s Q LIMITED 4,ao1Z'a,tz THE ORACLE Sixty-Three

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DELIGHT THE YOUNG TERS N5 qw s N EN' F vsg ' Q with their ' FAVORITE l on wi d 1? SONGS AND STORIES an gamma , Utl'ing's 1 ' MUSIC STORE ' 0 O ' sos ounaas sf., Phone 1210 ' I O O O E :Q-,+I 1 iiifiiiffitt E' Q1 t ? tiiloiiiif t' I 2 I a 1 5 s ' 5 srolmur news runmsnsy E l 5 529 oundqs sf. Q PHONE 298 I .TOUR VAULTS HAVE BEE l E Csmzcrzo A PP o so T I ' : QAMERIC ls R-A v I E FRIGE o A Sixty-Four 12B Would Be A Perfect Class if- ' DOROTHY BRAGG-would say something. ANNE AXELROD-ever got to school five days a Week. V DOROTHY CURRIE-ever went through al- Qebra class without a detention. DIANA NESBITT-stopped shrieking in line. IEANNE I-IUTCHISON-stopped shrieking in ine. MARGARET POSTE - ever stopped asking auestions. AGNES GERMAN-ever came without her homework done. IEAN CRUICKSHANK-ever walked up the aisle without hitting a desk. ELAINE SMITI-Ivever stopped chewing gurn. MARGARET TATHAM - stopped cracking corny jokes. MARGUERITE HOLDSWORTH - ever stop- ped smiling at the teachers. DOROTHY KOSTISF-ever came to school on a Friday afternoon. BILL TAYLOR-ever stopped putting orange peelings in the girl's rubber boots. PAT GRAHAM-ever got the kink out of his neck by putting his foot on the desk. ROLAND MACAFFERY - ever went thru' Chemistry Class without being complimented on his work by Mr. Kitching. FERGUS CHAMBERS-ever stopped reading the Star Weekly. BOB SCOTT-forgot to put his hair in curlers the night before. GORD TILI:'ORDfever walked into the room without being noticed. BEN AXELROD-ever stopped praying for snow so he could see the trees when he went skiing. DON CORMAN-ever brought an English book. MONTE SCHOOLEY -ever qot to school CLENDON SCHOOLEY on the same day. KEN WINLAW-ever started to think. KEN KING-ever stopped singing Give Me A Girl In My Arms To-night. MONTE TOWN - ever got to bed before twelve. CHARLIE CHILDS-ever got in the room be- fore the five minute bell. IOI-IN BIRTCH-ever flirted with the Girls. MAC ROWE-ever came in at the same time as the rest when the bus comes in late. THE ORACLE