Woodstock Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Woodstock, Ontario Canada)

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Use ELECTRIC APPLIANCES In Your K ifchen I PUBLIC UTILITIES COMMISSION WOODSTOCK ONTARIO :lib 'fit l l Miss Cropp: Now lean, I want you to study the sentence, 'I-Ie was bent on seeing his old school,' and then express it in your own words. lean Cruikshank: latter some thoughtl The sight ot his old school doubled him up. 1 ir f Donald'-Will you take back the engagement ring I bought here yesterday? leweler--eDidn't it suit? DonaldefI don't know about the ring, but I didn't. An inspector, while visiting W. C. I., decided to test a group ot girls by writing LXXX on on the Blackboard. I-Ie then asked lackie Mclnnis, Young lady, can you tell me what that means? Sure, came the prompt reply, it means love and kisses. 1- 1 af WatchmakerfDid your watch stop when it dropped on the floor? Dodd H- Yes: did you think it would go through? PHONE PHONE 490 ,, ,, ,, HUDDIESTUD- MBHHHEV .. .. .. 490 PHU E49U LIMITED . CREFITIVE, .PFKII lT'EPs5 HI wonnsrocn Sixty-Two THE ORACLE

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S69 DUNDAS ST. WOODSTOCK ONT r I Service . S RADIO L. SCHICKLER TELEPHONE 1057 i Hard work never killed anybody said Mr, Lumsden. That's just the trouble dad, replied Bill, I Want to enqaqe in something that has a spice of danger in it. Torn Martin: I always respect grey hairs. Ken Doiq: Then how come youre so mean to your aqed uncle? Tom: Ch, Uncle lim is bald. Monte Town walked reluctantly into a hat store. I just lost a bet, he said, and I want to qet a soft hat. The salesman selectinil a hat from the shelf behind him, handed it to Monte with the remark, This is the softest hat We have. Monte qazed at it specula- tively, What I want, he said wistfully. is something a little more tender. l've aot to eat it. i Madge Turner: Did anyone ever tell you how Wonderful you are? Iim Ennis: Don't believe they ever did. Madqe: Then where did you get the idea? Bill Bier: Save me! Save me! Terry Morden: Whats the matter? Bill Bier: I'rn qoinq to die! Terry Morden: What makes you think so? Bill Bier: My lifetime-guaranteed pen just broke. lst student: Help! Help! Miss Stock has tainted. 'ind student: Why! What's the matter. lst student: O!Briqht's early. 2nd student: tSilencel. Balph Gilbert' I was out with a nurse last niqht. loanne Callan tconsolinqlyl Don't feel too badly about it. Some day your mother will let you out without one. Ken lvlarple: They tell me you like music. Howard Clynick: Yes, but never mind, keep right on playinq. Stranqe that money should be called douqh, dough sticks to the fingers. Q?n s Q LIMITED 4,ao1Z'a,tz THE ORACLE Sixty-Three