Woodrow Wilson Junior High School - Citizen Yearbook (Erie, PA)

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Twenty-four THE WILSON CITIZEN Krazy Kweries Dear Faith Faithless: What can be clone for Robert Hartman? Whenever he drives me in his car he seems to think he is in an airplane, usiii.t; the steering wheel for a control stick, and flying all over the road. Just a (iirl. Answer: I would advise him to drive with both hands, and to use his head a little. It ' s hard enough to stand the strain. Faith dear: I wonder if you can tell me what Mary Volf will be doing ten years from now. I often ask her and never receive an answer. M. B. V. Answer: She probably won ' t have, any future as far as occupation is concerned. Perhaps she has a male friend waitinv around the corner to snatch her up as soon as she is old enough and nut ii school. Then little Mary ' s future will end up They lived happily ever after. But, of course, you couldn ' t expect her to tell you that. Dear Faith: What do ynu suggest to cure Willis Uhlman of his Ijashfulness? Should he use rouge to cover his blushes? Curious. Answer: Sorry, but it ' s incurable. The rouge might not match, which would be just too bad. He ' d better get liquid powder and learn to paint with it. Dear Faith Faithless: Alberta . le. - ander must be planning to become a preacher judging from the way she has been practising lately. Wouldn ' t she get all tangled up, as she always talks with her hands? It would be terrible if she couldn ' t get them apart. 1 lopeless. Answer: Your question shows thought- fulness. Her use of her hands is a haliit, for she often has to talk to Wallace H. that W3.y when her Hps aren ' t free. . s {or becoming a preacher, 1 think she will forget about that, when she has been a target for ancient eggs, sad bananas, and so forth a few times. She will probably end up on the audeville stage, for which her talents fit her admirably. Dear Faith Faithless: My friend is going to leave me in February. I shall be broken-hearted. What shall I do to mend it? I thank -ou. J. R. . -Ynswer: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so they say. I can think of but one thing to prevent her departure, however. It would be logical for you to catch the measles, in- vite her to visit you, and when the doctor found her there, I don ' t think that you would be parted very soon. Don ' t get the three-day variety, how- ever, as they don ' t last more than about a week. You can ' t always believe in names. Dear Faith: It has been three years since I heard from Frieda Rinke. She decided to go to East instead of Aca- demy, but I can ' t find her down there. Please advise me how to locate her. Worried Friend. Answer: Instead of East, she went West. Scour the ranches in New Mexico, and I think you will find her milking cows. By now she must be an expert at it. Dear Faith Faithless: My friend, Dora Mae, thinks that with suitable training she might become president of the United States, as she got such a good start at Wilson. In what year will she fill the office? M. S. Answer: Your friend, indeed, has a chance of becoming president. If you live and wait patiently until the year of 1991, you perhaps will be permitted to call on her at the White House. You never can tell, however: she may be- come high hat by then. Dear Faith Faithless: My friend, A , is always chewing gum. And when she chews it she makes a terrible noise. It annoys every one around her. In the movie every one walks out, as all think it a cracking in the Vitaphone. How can she stop the ni lise ? M. I. S. Answer: I ' m afraid the unfortunate folks around had better provide them- selves with ear muffs. If she can per- form marvels with gum, why not get her into the circus, and thus relieve the suffering population?