Woodrow Wilson High School - Crusader Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST 7:00: Beep! Beep! Beep! Slam down the button on alarm clock, crawl out of bed and stumble into shower. 7:15: Shove down some captain crunch and gulp orange juice. 7:30: Spend 15 minutes trying on 10 outfits. Give up, put on crumpled jeans and sweatshirt from under bed. Girls slap on make-up and roll hair. Guys mousse hair. 7:45: Make lunch or scrounge up money from bottom of mother's purse. 7:50: Run out to car, then run back four times for forgotten possessions. 8:15: Arrive at school, pay Mr. Brown and snatch curlers out of hair. 8:25: Rummage for books in locker and gossip with friends. 8:30: Tardy bell sounds, slide into first period. 12:00: Lunchtime catch up on morning's scam, try to find something edible in cafeteria. Give up and go to junk machines. 3:50: Will that bell ever ring? 4:00: Finally! Rush to locker and collect books. Run to car and burn rubber. 4:15: Throw books under bed and raid fridge. 5:00: Blow off homework. Tune out parents while wearing out index fingers dialing phone. Midnight: Begin research paper due tomorrow'. RUSHING Kim Ferrentello hurriedly takes curlers out of her hair as she rushes to drill team. DAILY Mr. Brown takes money for the parking lot in the morning. 22 Survival of the Fittest

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EMBARRASSMENT Senior band members dress up the new freshman during summer practice. PUNISHMENT Andy Baron sings to his class. EXCUSES Laura Hagemann rolls her eyes at the thought of school. It rains and you parked on the last row. You catch your first pass of football season and you run the wrong way. You take all your books home except the ones you need. You copy your friend's homework and turn it in and find out it's the wrong assignment. Your little sister has to tell you about the facts of life. Your date doesn't have enough money to pay for dinner. You get to school and find out it's a holiday for students. Your date takes you to a movie and makes you pay for your own ticket. You wax your car and the paint comes off. You try to show off your new skateboard and you hit a tree. DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN.. Bummers 21

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 EXHAUSTED After school students socialize around the building before going home. RELIEVED Hiram Olivo walks to his car after a tough day at school. HUNGRILY Robert studies his delicious mystery meat hamburger during lunch. t Survival of the Fittest 23