Woodland High School - Wocowa Yearbook (Woodland, WA)

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54 -1 1 'DL A' TESTAMENT Marllyn Bramard, Carole Twlclwell, Bernadel Griffith Mary Forslund Ml? Xa. LAST WILL AND 5 p Y We, the class of 1957, being of sound mind and body, proclaim this to be our last will and testament. To the faculty, we leave the memory of our bright young faces and keen minds. To the Juniors, we leave our secrets for mak- ing money. To the Sophomores, we leave our ability to raise heck and get by with it. To the Freshmen, we leave our ways of authority, that they may some day be as suc- cessful as we. Individually we bequeath the following: I, Betty Bennett, leave Bill saying, Hands off Girls. I, Jim Blair, leave my quiet ways to Beverly Dettloff. I, Doyle Blankenship, will my curly black hair to Whitey Bozarth. I, Margie Blount, leave all my shoes to anyone who'll polish them. I, Lyle Bozarth, leave, taking my red convert- ible along. I, Marilyn Brainard, leave my flirtatious ways to Betty Hoefs. Good Luck! I, Mervin Brown, leave my track records to any one who thinks he can better them. I, Ra.ndall Brown, leave my spot in refresher English to Don Burger. I, Diane Burton, leave to become an admiral in the navy. I, Brenda Button, will my love for chocolate to anyone who's skinny. I, Nick Chester, will my promptness in getting to school early to Arnold Lemke. I, Roger Covington, leave my extrovert person- ality to Mr. Schroeder. I, Darlene Dettloff, leave my golden hair to Sharon Nelson. I, Tom Eddy, leave my Chev. to future driver training classes. I, Clinton Englert, will my ability to make eyes at the typing teacher to future typing students Audie Humbyrd, leave, to enter an institution for life .... matrimony. Joyce Johnson, leave my tardy slips Q2 7!8 tons, for the Lions Club paper drive. Norman Johnson, leave my aggressive ways to Jim Watkins Jim Jolly, will my accounting books to Rosaly Bauer, hoping she can read them. Joe Jolly, will my lofty height to Ronnie Lee. Frank Karnis, leave my nickname Bush to anyone who can live up to it. Walt Keisala, will my Elvis haircut to any- one who is tired of Yul Brynner. Audrey Kerwood, will my gracious manner to Mary Rothwell. Richard Knight, leave the yell squad to find its own transportation to games. Juanita Kuper, left early. Duane Lanphear, leave my dancing to the natives. Bob Meize, will my Volkswagen to Ron Davis. Duane McDowell, leave my job at the station to Karen Miller. Dorothy Moore, leave my sparkling personal- ity to all students and teachers who could use a little extra. Mae Neal, will my long red hair to Henry Hoefs. Rich Nehr, will my ability to get along with the trig teacher to John Poulsen. Lennea Osmanberg, leave my inquiring mind to Mr. Stroud for examination. Don Otto, leave at last. Jerry Peterson, will my perfect attendance to Margaret Ferguson. Rob Pettit, leave my broken test tubes to Ron Huddleston. Bill Reese, pass on my gentlemanly manners to Gary Smith. Betty Reijonen, leave my athletic ability to the new girls P. E. teacher.

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of 1957 'MARIE SCHMITZ Gir1's .League 3, 4. TOM EDDY Chorus 1,2, 3.4: Boy's Ensemble 1,2.3,4g Class Vice Pres. 2,3: F-FA1,3. 4'Denotes students who are Dr. Hoffmann babies. CHARLES E. TOWNSEND Stagehand 1, 2, 3g Beavertonian 3, 4: Camera Club 2. BETTY JOANNE BENNETT I Girl's League 1, Z,3,4g FHA lg GAA lg Librarian l,2, 4. DOYLE BLANKENSHIP FFA 1, Z, 3,4: Football l

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Chuck Feris, leave my freckles to John Fleetwood. Mary Forslund, leave my safe driving habits to the boys of WHS. Melly Gregorius, leave my painting talents to Mrs. Homburg's third period art class. , Bernadel Griffith, leave, giving Mr. Hanft peace at last. Don Hall, will my right of way on the Lewis River Road to Mr. Stinnett. Axmett Hamblen, leave my loud and boistrous ways to Holly Weedman. Carolyn Hardy, leave my sense of humor to Shirley Englert. Jim Harmon, leave my way with the cows to future ag. classes. Edwin Hietala, will my name to anyone who can pronounce it. Marilyn Heldreth, will my good looks to Seventeen Magazine. Neal Heryford, left early. David Rhoades, pass on my typing ability to Genny Kortes . Marie Schmitz, will my ability to skip jour- nalism to Ron Albrecht. Larry Slayter, will my quiet ways to Judy Hansen. Gerry Tanner, leave, wishing I could take Don VavRosky with me. Don Taylor, leave my forward ways to Don Arndt. Chuck Townsend, leave my ability to skip school to Ken Bays. Carole Twidwell, leave my ability to get along with policemen to Ken Carrico. Duane West, will my ability to flirt and get away with it to Rocky Hendricks. Don Woodward, leave my size 14 shoes to Dave Olesen. Judy Zybach, will my name to anyone who wants to be last in roll call. CLASS PROPHECY A flow 'Pj LIFE character report of erstwhile seniors of 1957, by the See It Nowers, Carole Twidwell, and Marilyn Brainard. One of the penalties for our misspent childhood. A round up of dopefsl for this Cassandra like prophecy. ' We hear Judy Zybach is still searching for a fel1er who spells his last name Aaadaams. Frank Karnis, Baron of Davis Peak, won the Mt. Rainier-Woodland canoe race. Margie Blount can be found running an argyle sheep ranch, which supplies the wool for Dorothy Moore's Socks for Service Men. Honorable Judge Bill Reese is presiding over the vanilla dispute between Don Woodward and the class of 57 . Brenda Button is currently starring in Larry Slayter's Broadway Production The Barefoot Babe From Waikiki . Rich Nehr fpresident of General Electricl is recovering from an electrical shock which he received while turning on his radio. Lennea Osmanberg and Mary Forslund are employed as test drivers for Bob Meize's inflatable cars, Just blow them up and drive them away . Nick Chester, the leisurely editor of the new magazine Snooze published semi -annually, just announced that Doyle Blankenship and Jim Harmon have developed a new breed of chicken which lays square eggs. These are good for egg sandwiches. Chuck Townsend now runs the Ridgefield Riverside Salvation Army Mission. He recently employed Annett Hamblen and Mae Neal to direct the music and athletic programs. David Rhoades the Movie King has produced that oscar winner In The Projection Room? Also in the movie busi- ness are Richard Knight and Tom Eddy. They are starring in Betty Bennett's musical production of Don Juan . Diane Burton and Betty Reijonen, America's most famous scientists, are now engaged in making synthetic rain for the Washington Area. Rob Pettit, noted for his non-breakable test tubes, has just been named Chemist of the Year . Edwin Hietala turned down a recent offer from Randall Brown of Scotland Yard to join the Northwest Mounted Police headed by Darlene Dettloff. Also in the law enforcement is Don Taylor, who directs traffic at Fifth and Main in the new West Woodland metropolis. Marie Schmitz was recently employed in Juanita Kuper's Detective Agency, better known as the Super Dooper Snoopers . We read i.n the paper last week that Don Otto and Jerry Peterson are directing exercises for customers at Marilyn Heldreth's reducing salon. We also read that Roger Covington and Norman Johnson are running a Lonely Hearts Cluli' in West Woodland. Melly Gregorius has reached her 1ife's ambition. She is flagman at the Twin Speedway operated by Jim and Joe Jolly. Duane West and his co-driver Don Hall recently broke the sound barrier on the speedway. Duane Lanphear is teaching the natives in Africa the new American dances, created by Duane McDowell. Walt Keisala Keisala, former Butte Hill Snow Prophetl' is now forecasting weather on Mt. Everest. Audie Humbyrd carries his prophecies to the outside world. Placing first in the Afghanistan Turkey Trot, was the noted runner Mervin Brown. In the sports field we find Bernadel Griffith, coach of the Los Angeles Rams, who guided her team to a victory last week over Carolyn Hardy's Jeepsters . Chuck Feris and Jim Blair were honored this week by being named head water -boys for the Woodland Beavers. Clinton Engle rt former grease-monkey for Lewis River Motors, just opened his own shop The Grease Spot . Gerry Tanner has been employed as his number one mechanic. Joyce Johnson and Neal Heryford have just remodeled the Ariel Museum. It is now the largest museum in the world. The only trouble is there isn't anything in itl Lyle Bozarth bought two thousand acres of land in the Woodland area last year. He is raising needed mushrooms. Audrey Kerwood returned last night from the South Pole, where she was counting penguins for the Woodland Penguin Societ . Whitt about us, you ask ? We recently gave up our franchise in a school for young ladies in order to begin our new finishing school for Young Men!