Woodland High School - Wocowa Yearbook (Woodland, WA)

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-7x f '32?f? P :A -Q -f A ,Z1: !3f L, E 1r : xx Q-4, X Q if ff S+..-flfl ,- I, LaVerne Wick, leave sociology class and its many problems for someone else to solve . . . we did our best. I, LaQueta Williams, leave my place in nonette to anyone who thinks she can sing second soprano by herself. I, Darlene Wilson, leave my librarian's job to Mae Neal. CLASS PROPHECY Gazing into the crystal ball I see Woodland in the year 1976. It is a thriving community that has been put on the map by the class of '56. Let's see just what the megnbers of thgat illustrious class are doing twenty years hence. One of the biggest additions to the town is the university founded by lack Rhodes in 1966. Looking into one of the classrooms one can see Morton Robbins teaching Shakespeare. The faculty directory lists Darlene Fitzgerald as head coach of the girls' football team. -lust beyond the university is the ultra-modern high school of which Charles Blum is principal. tHe succeeded Nir. llaft in 1970.5 Ron Powell teaches safe driving and Laura Pittman con- ducts the sociology classes. Another development is the factory which makes special toasters designed by Diane Button. lThesc throw the burnt toast out the window.J President of the dynamic industry is Ioyce Stoliby. LaVerne Wick is her private secretary. Down on main street may be seen Jerome Nelsorfs fantastic theater, The billboard advertises a technicolor picture produced by Gary Balch, and starring John Drioer and Darlene Balch. A rival of this theater is the opera house, owned and operated by Darlene Wilson. It is featuring the sweet melodies of the hit opera Caramel,', Written by Florine Lane. Arnie Albrecht and Charlotte Martin have the leading roles in this Lewis River treacly treat. Looking into Grace Bryantis drug store Delores Satterlee may be seen pushing a baby carriage followed by frowning hubby. Overhearing the conversation of mayor, Ann Paul, and town marshal, LaQueta Williams, we learn that Marilyn Brown gave up all ideas of marriage and is now chaperone-in-chief in a home for elderly spinsters. Aiming the crystal ball into other parts of the country we see Toni Karnis and Carolyn Koski in Colorado making millions mining uranium. Peggy Morgan is another millionaire- she struck oil in her back yard while planting horse radish. Stanley Huston is working for the F.B.I. Right now he and colleague, Sherrie Kingen., are on the trail of Nothing Yonson. Also in law enforcement is Bob Hoefs of the Space Patrol. He flies space ships designed by Jerry Slayter. Recently Bob, singlehanded, caught the notori- ous space pirate, Iohn Pennington. Edith Blair, the beautiful model, is in Reno getting a divorce from her ninth millionaire husband. Bob Carrico and Ron Nelson are both in New York. Bob now outranks Dior in fashions while Bon has just bought out Helena Rubenstein. Some of the class have traveled extensively. Shirley Kasberg discovered a new continent on one of her journeys and promptly named it Woodlandia. Marlene Orloslce was installed as its first president. Laila Hietala has gone to the Belgian Congo where she operates a dancing school for the natives. Also in Africa is Jim Knight, the big game hunter, who is rumored to have captured a very rare animal which he shipped to Sharon Summers' zoo at Horseshoe Lake Park. The crystal ball is fading rapidly and will reveal no more. But anyone with half a mind can see that the class of fifty-six has a magnificent destiny. 23

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.if- i .1 -2 aff -ei ,ff X X. K7 iff' il ' CLASS WILL We the class of 1956 being of sound mind and body do hereby leave to the Woodland High School our class will and testament. To the freshmen we leave our sophisticated IPD ways in hopes that they will soon be rid of their childish habits. To the sophomores we leave our wonderful classroom manners and ability to carry on ' orderly class meeting. . To the rattlebrained juniors we leave our seats of success to be filled as well as can be expected from such rattlebrained students. To the faculty We leave! Knowing that the greatest gift to them will be the peace and tranquility they will find after we leave. Individually we bequeath the following: Arnie Albrecht leave Gloria with a warning to the other boys: 'Hands off! Cary Balch leave my track shoes to the third period shop students. Edith Blair Cbeing a miserj refuse to leave anvthing to anyone. Charles Blum leave my ear. All it ever gave me was trouble anyway. Marilyn Brown leave my matrimonial plans to Rosemary NIcCord . . . but to a diffr rent ffu of course! Grace Brvant leave my understanding of Macbeth to Robbie Pettit . . . Provided he takes Senior English. I. Diane Button leave my grades to my brother who needs them. Mine werent very good ni were better than his. Bob Carrico leave hand-in-hand with Diane. John Driver leave my gentlemanly ways to ohn Xoungman. Darlene Fitzgerald leave my basket-shooting eye to Blaumans baskcteers. Laila Hietala leave my name in hopes that someone will eventually learn to pronounce it! Bob Hoefs leave my track suit to Ron Davis. , Stanley Huston, leave my ear to Hazle, thus assuring her of a way C? home at noon. , Tony Karnis, leave my long, luxurious tresses to Audrey Kerwood. , Shirley Kasberg, leave 1ny horsetail hairdo to Portland Meadows. , Sherrie Kingen, leave my mathematical genius to Rich Nehr. , ,im Knight, leave my quiet pipes to Shannon Petty. , Carolyn Koski, leave my hot dog earrings to anyone brave enough to wear them. I wasn'tI , Florine Lane, leave my soprano voice to Tom Eddy.' , Charlotte Martin, leave my phlegmatic disposition to Bernadel Criffeth. , Peggy Morgan, leave my gentle voice to Betty Hoefs. , heroine Nelson, leave my little red book to Don VVallila. . Ron Nelson, leave Brenda to walk the halls alone. She will not walk alone for long. , Marlene Orloske, leave the holes in the library acoustic tile for Bill Reese to count again, this time accurately. Ann Paul, leave my ability to work hard to Donna VVlieatly. .ohn Pennington, leave my ability to skip school Clegallyl to Don Otto. , Laura Pittman, leave all A.S.B. ledgers to im olly, confident that he can tote them easily. , Ron Powell, will my papais new car to myself. , -ack Rhodes, leave my keen wit, sense of humor, and quiet manner to Rosaly Bauer. Morton Robbins, leave my safe driving habits to Carl Leion. , Delores Satterlee, leave my extra credits to some poor junior who needs them to graduate. , terry Slayter, leave my tall tales in trig class to the Liaris Club. , -oyce Stoliby, leave my latest steady to Darlene Dettloff. , Sharon Summers, leave my civics book to Mr. Rockey assuring him of its perfect condition . . . having never opened it. s u a I I I I I I I , ,Y-1, I 'I , Q . A i, I, I I -C f -ee fi I af I I I I I I1 7 7 Q 4 Ii J L C IN ll c e 1 L dll II . C I c L I A c L L 1 I , c . g . K X D . , i . . I I f I I . . . . ' 1 1, Darlene Balch, leave Iohn to anyone with a cast-iron heart. I ,I I, 1 , 1 1 I 1, . , . -. -. , . I, . . , '. . . . . . Ig I, . , . . . . . . . - II . ya I I I, . 1 J. , . . . f X . I I 1 I I - , ' ' I I I t ' I . . . . . I 9 3 III I If ' 1 I ' - , I, I, I, . . , . . . . . 1 I I I I, . . f . - . X t IIWIL I, , 4 4 1 . I I I I I I 2, I I II I I . ' I ' I , 'I I ' I I 1 I I I ra I I If I . I 1 I I I , I I I I I I I . I I I I I I 22

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3 .:., -1 . ' , W Qlv, I fix In s- l' L i is I f I W ..,. i ., In I li : Z E M ,fig 'I ' SEI ..- V , ' I, f. -' ' ' .I , - waht x if A ---- A E: il ,pjtfw W 1.5 , ' ' .. lv 'I 'linear -' li? ' Mary Forslund Joseph Jolly Marie Schmitz James Blair Q'-' A ..,,. aux glin t? IQZ, 11 l.f 1 , , 3 -A ' lk J A Duane McDowell Mary Landrum Larry Slayter JUNIORS AMBlTIOUS JUNIORS With more than 8200.00 in the bank and a 340.00 coffee maker of their own, the busy money-makers of last year have kept right at their hustling ways. November was the month that many had waited for. Class rings, the symbols of real solidarity, arrived early that month and proud owners were seen comparing sizes with one another. A combined class play, with both juniors and seniors taking part, was presented late in November. Rich Knight, Nick Chester, Mary Forslund, Brenda Button, Juanita Kuper Duane West Nick Chester E tl fix : ll Q 'E it Y 'Y' 3' Of Nfl Mae Neal l 5, 7 . ft , , 1 t , lt .,i.. ,i tg-se ' izflzgytie if K ,. z ' rs 2 ,L Q- uf f gms- J' 9 - S' -J ' 1 Vtr- ., ,a 4. 1 P- V i' I' ' 'U jf' 'LN Q il! ', ,r i :a yigfli gi . . ::' B . .4 -,-, i :T QL Bernadel Griffith Clinton Englert Melly Gregarius Charles Townsend Bills for bother S. prom don't seem to representatives Mary Forslund and Richard Knight as they add them up with Adviser Miss DeGuire and fellow officer Lennea Osmanberg. Duane lanphear Judy Zybach Bill Reese Brenda Button Lennea Osmcnberg Randall Brown Darlene Dettloff Walt Keisala Betty Reiionen Richard Knight Marilyn Bruinard Lyle Bozarth