Woodland High School - Wocowa Yearbook (Woodland, WA)

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CLASS WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the class of 1955, being of sound mind and body do solemnly swear this to be our last will and testament. Dated this Sth day of june, 1955. l To the faculty we leave one economy size bottle of aspirin-to be used after the trying days caused by next yearis seniors. - To the juniors we leave the honor of being the first class to graduate from the new school. To the sophomores we leave an armored car to protect their scads of money. 1 To the freshmen wc leave our theme song If I Had the Wings of an Angel. Individually we bequeath the following: 1, SHIRLEY ALLEN, leave my bus trips to and from Yale to Nick Chester. I, DAN BALCH, leave my conservative clothes to Tommy Hunt. I, MARY BAILLE, leave my ability to write chemistry cards while answering olral questions in history to anyone who can get away with it. I, BOB BAYS, leave to spend more time with my cows. I, LOIS BALKEMA, leave the job of sending exchange papers to anyone that likes the flavor of stamp glue. I, GEORGE BLAIR, leave my feed sack muscles to Gary Balch. I, BARBARA BECKER, leave my laugh to Inner Sanctum. I, CHARLES BLUE, leave my personal declaration of independence to Don Otto. I, MARY LOU BLACKLEDGE, leave Miss DeGuire with dying plants. I, WAYNE BRANNON, leave my ability to get away with sleeping in English to Mr. Rockey. I, MARY ELLEN BLANKENSHIP, leave my golden voice to Clair Hess. I, DICK BURNS, leave in hopes that next year Mr. Rockey will be able to find a student as witty as I I, BONNIE DINSMORE, leave my braces to the metal shop class to use as it sees fit. I EUGENE EWING, gladly leave my nick names. 1 I, PATSY EVANS, leave an unchased girl. I, RALPH GIVENS, leave one freckle to each junior. I, LINDA HAMMER, leave my confidential reports to jack Webb on Dragnet I, GLENN JONES, leave my reputation for taking pictures of questionable charac- ters Cor vice versaj to Richard Nehr. I, PENNY IIOLLOWAY, leave my tardy slips for the Lions, Club paper drive. I, RONALD KARNIS, leave my chauffeuris position to any one who can tolerate a hunch of giggling girls. I, LORRAINE INSELL, leave my seasonal colds to anyone who can catch them. , BILL KASBERG, leave myattendance record to Laura Pittman. , MARLENE JOHNSON, leave rebounds to next year's basketball squad. , BOB LAHTI, leave my quiet disposition to Florine Lane. NAOMI KAINU, leave my place in the lunch line to Marilyn Brainard. I, BOB MORGAN, leave my ability to find humor in the 'American Observer' jokes to the juniors. I, HELEN KORTES, leave my second helpings at lunch to an undernourished fresh- man. I I I I, I, RONALD ORLOSKE, leave after 13 long years of slave labor Cincluding kinder- gartenl I, BETH OLSON, leave my glasses to anyone who can find them. I, ARNOLD OSMANBERG, leave my car to Darlene Lulow for her trips to Pullman, I, VERA OVVEN, leave my stitches in Home Ec. to the biology class if they should make a wrong incision. I, TIM PETERSON, leave a hole in the ceiling above my lab tble in chemistry. I, DARLENE PETERSON, leave quietly. Q I, MYRTLEMAY PITTMAN, leave my ability to shoot spit wads in band to Carol Schurman. I, ROBERT REESE, leave my ability' to miss classes without having to make up time. I, DELORES SCHMITT, leave an unfinished stencil to some patient soul. I, QUENTIN ROBBINS, leave my curly hair to Coach Lemiere. 24

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IOANNE SEARS leave my boisterous ways to Shirley Kasberg MARGIE SWETT leave my office position to Mr Hanft BILL SCHURMAN leave my dark complexion to Whitey Bozarth GHERYL TAX LOR leave free as 1 bird to build '1 little love nest I ORVILLE SEII ERT leave my chemistry notes to be sent to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology I LETA WHEATLEY leave my giggle and blush to Mr Homburg I DANNY S'l EPH leave my 36 hours of make up time to Carol VavRosky I SANDRA WOOD leave my job of enforclng silence ln the library to the Wood llnd Police Department I GILBERT VVEESE leave 20 pounds of tlre tread on the corner of Park and Buck c etoan onewll ft y y 1 ing o scrape it up I LAVERNE ZUMSIEIN leave my xcrobatic alllllty to Mr Lemiere CLASS PROPHECY IJI'lVlI1g in one ot QUENTIN S fabulously designed new cars while enroute to the cltss reunion I pissed 1 chain of DANNY S'I EPH S garages which extended from Port land to Woodland In the m un office located it the Woodland intersection I saw MAR LENE and CHERYL who were employed managing the books and files LORRAINE flew m on 1 stratocruiser from her law firm 1n New York and exclaimed how happy she was when she saw MARY BAILLIE as a stewardess on the plane RALPH md NAOMI llso flew in by plane Ral h from Washl t D C p ng on where he IS head of the Fishery Dept and N aonn from Chicago where she IS chief pharmacist in a drugstore RONALD IxAR NIS ruddy and enthusiastic was a llttle late for the reunion as he h ld just returned from 1 trip to Alaska where he had been prospecting for gold CHARLES well known to all sports fans for his record in big league baseb ll d p e igures as t ey discussed former classmate LEP FY MORGAN S last fight in Madison Square Garden LAVERNE 1 d MYRT E n L now operate a beauty shop and recently created 1 sensation with a new h ur style devised on well known model BARBARA BECKER BOB LAHTI and ARNOLD partners who remove trees from the earth were hav mg a discussion with BILL IxASBERG Woodland s dentist who is equally happy yank mg teeth from lns patients ORVILLE the town marshall was having a serlous talk with DICK who is now a hot rod driver for '1 carnival Noted o e less Pipe Factory where LETA LOIS and SHIRLEY are employed as head pipe de s1gners DELORES 'md PATSY are following the example of Mom Mulky They write letters to build the morale of lonely men ln the servlce OA I NNE now prlvately owns Ariel Dam where EUGENE and RONNIE ORLOSKE ire her chief mechanlcs LINDA is employed as a confidential listener at the Medical Health Clinic People tell her their troubles and leave feeling much better just as the meal was being served to the old classmates by MARGE DARLENE and VERA who have opened a new restaurant the lights blew out leaving the room ln t t l d k o '1 ar ness Fortunately BILL SCHURMAN an able electrician quickly found the trouble and saved the da As owner of Kortes kennels I presented each of the guests with a collie while GLENN a famous photographer for Marilyn Monroe Studios in Hollywood too pictures of the merry group Among those unable to attend the affair were BONNIE now in India as the U S good will ambassador BETH who is being swom mto Congress as a senator from Washington GEORGE a popular singer on tour who is currentl stamn at C y g iro s PENNY who has made her permanent residence in Hawaii and t h is eac ing piano to the natives MARY LOU and SANDRA who are missionaries in Turkey and BOB REESE and DAN BALCH stage managers at the Metropolitan Opera house where BOB BAYS md MARY ELLEN are appearing in the Broadway hit Back at the Farm I, , ' ' ' . I, , . ' . I, W , ' . I, , 1 , . . , r ' , , ' , I , ' 2 . . , , . . - . 5 7 V K . - 1 ' . , , C n x ' , V1 , S 2 ' c . l ' A . . . : . . , . 'z J , i ' z ' ' ' . - z . . 2 ' ' 1 ' ' - C I s a 1 1 ' I g ' , . ., ' ., ' , . , . . . . Y L 3 3 z ' 1 ' . , ' . y - . . . a , an TIM, head coach at the University of Oregon, were im ressiv f' . h ' .. 1, ,, , . . . . 1 C . ' ' 1' ' - , ' . 7 , 3 - 7 3 - , , . . I Y . h . I u for the loud pipes on his car in high school, GILBERT now owns a Sm k - . ,. . , - . 1 li 33 I . . . . 7 1 ' ' . . .. . . . ,, . . . ' 3 , , , . . , , , ' pint 3 1 7 ' S s 3 3 - 3 , S 1 Q , . z . 25